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Hoppe Hump Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.23.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  oh yeah if you've already heard the previous
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  day's show and don't want to hear the best of
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  you can skip over 30 minutes but i take pride
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  in this uh don't go anywhere but it's your choice
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  jake paul and logan paul recently invited to
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  the pentagon and gave a speech to the u .s military
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  yes this is real life The White House is terrible
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  at making videos. The music's too loud. Myself,
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  my brother, and all of our fellow Americans,
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  each one of you matters. Take this moment and
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  be proud of yourselves. And go die for us while
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  we do rigged boxing matches. For what you do.
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  This is the greatest country in the world. Whatever.
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  Truly, we are blessed to be born. Why don't you
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  guys go serve then? If you're self -preserving.
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  No, you're self -serving. You're a common hero,
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  and we should never take that for granted. Of
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  course not. You should never take it for granted.
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  Mm -hmm. That's what God created us. All right,
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  it was totally God that wanted us to die for
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  other countries that don't give a shit about
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  us. Mm -hmm. Wars lift each other up in the heart.
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  God's not real. When you die in a war, you become
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  mega food, okay? Moment. Yeah, if you want to
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  be there in hard moments, I suggest you go serve
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  them. If you're so for helping out the club and
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  serving, why don't you go serve them? And not
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  just talk behind a teleprompter. Reading, like
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  Ed Sheeran did. They come together as a collective
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  and fight for good. All right, you go out there
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  and sign. Could you imagine the fucking... I
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  think Jake Paul would do better than Logan. Logan's
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  at least a fighter. He's got the dog in him.
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  I will not deny that, even if the fights are
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  kind of rigged. Wait, I'm getting all mixed up.
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  Jake Paul. God, I'm getting all mixed up. Jake
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  Paul, it's like the Hardball Brothers. No. Jake
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  Paul has the dog in him. Logan Paul is a creatine
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  WWE guy. Two different things. Who gets a little
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  too mad at Tom Brady. 8 -5 -6. 49 -9. 8 -5 -6.
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  6, 7, 7, 3. You didn't tweet at me? Ah, Ryan,
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  happy radio. What's going on with this feminist?
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  As a woman, you can't even say anything about
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  this game because there's going to be other.
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  She's talking about GTA 6. Feminists are mad
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  about her video game. Women? You sound like Rush
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  Limbaugh in 2005. Blame the video game. Our gamers
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  will tell you, well, why are you reducing the
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  first female character of GTA to a single object?
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  When is the first time we have a female protagonist
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  and it represents women in gaming? No, it does
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  not! No, it does not! You're being tricked! Whatever.
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  Man, you're just giving free publicity to GTA.
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  And here's Patrick Lansing. No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  Welcome back now at noon. Lindsay Clancy's ex
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  -husband, Patrick Clancy, sitting down for an
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  exclusive interview with 60 Minutes where...
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  Oh, yeah. He discussed what he called his unbearable
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  grief after losing his three children. Now, keep
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  in mind, this is his first television interview
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  since his ex. Oh, but she had postpartum depression.
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  What a way to defend an annoying woman. His wife's
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  triple murder case ended up in a mistrial. J
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  .R. Hill reports from New York, where Clancy
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  is now living with his new wife and a baby on
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  the way. Patrick Clancy told 60 Minutes correspondent
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  Ross Douthat he knew Lindsay was struggling in
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  the months before she's accused of killing their
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  children. She looks like she is now. There is
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  no emotion in those eyes. A true sociopath or
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  even psychopath. I think mental illness has this
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  ability to be tragically deceptive. Yeah, you
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  know. So I'm sure there are things that I didn't
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  see. Clancy. Yeah, you know, she probably had
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  it. Probably gave great sex. His youngest son,
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  Callan, was alive for four days after the children's
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  bodies were discovered in the family's basement.
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  Yeah, women. I don't know why I said women. I
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  was thinking of listen. Women, listen to me.
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  This is who you're defending. He was alive for
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  four days after the children's bodies were discovered
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  in the family's basement in, can you imagine
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  if a man didn't? January of 2023. I got to hold
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  him. I got to lay down next to him. with Lindsay
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  Clancy you are going to die alone you're going
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  to be a cat woman got in my arms weeks after
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  the tragedy Clancy realized he could no longer
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  remain in Duxbury Massachusetts there was a day
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  where I really without thinking I drove by their
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  school and it was at the exact time that all
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  of their friends were getting dropped off and
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  I was just I couldn't be there anymore did you
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  ever have suicidal thoughts yourself yeah There
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  was a time where I didn't think I would live
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  to see my 35th birthday. Well, buddy, good job
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  in finding a real one. Not a crazy girl like
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  her. Oh, yeah. Here is a discussion about Patrick
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  Clancy's appearance on 60 Minutes. If you listen
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  to someone describe how they found their three
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  children brutally killed by their spouse... how
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  their baby died in their arms, and how they were
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  so grief -stricken and traumatized that they
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  didn't want to live their life anymore. And your
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  first instinct is to try to find ways to continue
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  to mock and inflict pain on these very real people.
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  I don't know how to relate to you as a human
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  being. Yeah, I'm going to be honest. I've had
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  to figure out how to talk about Lindsay Clancy
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  because there's a lot of people in the club that
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  side with her. But she literally killed that
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  Chris Benoit doesn't. Now, I know he killed his
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  whole family, and she only killed the kids, but
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  why is it when a man does it, he is hated on?
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  But when a woman does it, oh, it's the postpartum.
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  Oh, you know, it's this, it's that. You know
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  what? That's ridiculous. I totally get that we
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  want the feminist movement to really give women
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  equal rights, and that's fine. I want women...
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  and they get equal pay, equal everything. But
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  if you really want equal rights, you should get
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  equal criminal time. Mm -hmm. Some of the response
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  to this is so sick, and so much of the vitriol
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  being thrown at these people is based on information
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  that has been debunked over and over and over
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  again. Oh, yeah. It's on AI slop. It's based
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  on something a very stupid person with a very
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  large following on social media says. Yeah, these
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  dumb women out there that are just... And these
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  are the women I'm dating. That's the scary part.
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  And it is completely unfair to add another layer
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  of trauma to Patrick Clancy's life. Can you imagine?
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  I bet he has annoying women. He goes to Starbucks
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  with your coffee and all the basic fun. It's
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  just like, oh, you're the one. Even though it's
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  the woman that did it. Just because you feel
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  like he needs to be punished for stupid shit
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  that you. All right. If you are a Lindsay Clancy
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  fan, I don't care if every single one of my listeners.
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  our lindsey clancy fans if you are i would rather
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  have zero downloads than all 70 of you i i don't
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  i don't support murderers i'm sorry i grew up
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  being forced to be around religion and isn't
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  like murder you know i wanted to send uh alexa
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  is murder a sin Most major religions and ethical
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  systems consider murder a sin or a grave moral.
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  Oh, whatever. Alexa, stop. Here are women discussing
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  being interviewed. Who's more dangerous to women?
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  Sidney Sweeney or Lindsay Clancy? Sidney Sweeney.
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  We're asking people who hurts women more. In
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  your opinion. This one. What's her name? Sidney
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  Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney. Oh, yeah. It's an average,
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  bro. How does she hurt women more than her? And
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  get for a sports ad when there's women that have,
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  like, worked really hard in sports and they could
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  honestly. Why don't they do the ad? Oh, wait.
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  The Iowa volleyball team or one of the teams
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  closing in. Mm -hmm. And Megan Rapinoe and Sue
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  Bird unwillingly did it. Or not unwillingly,
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  but we didn't need to see it. Be more representative.
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  All right. That's the women we're trying to figure
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  out how to date. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. This morning,
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  a popular social media influencer is facing serious
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  charges. Yeah, I saw this last night and I had
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  to fact check. I feel like I'm one of the few
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  people that does fact check. Yeah, clavicular
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  is in a little bit of trouble. This man is known
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  for the term look maxing. And he's a freaking
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  dark. The problem is he graduated middle school
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  in eighth grade. So he's all messed up. his name
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  is clavicular he's accused of raping a woman
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  on cape cod yeah he's got this vibe that he thinks
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  he's like untouchable and he's a freaking dark
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  nbc 10's monica madea live for us right now with
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  more on the charges he's gonna tell us baby man
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  you watch these streams and he gets really annoyed
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  if a girl doesn't want him Yeah, good morning.
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  So online court records show that the man known
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  as Clavicular is facing one count of rape. This
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  is here in Massachusetts. Oh yeah, he is, you
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  know, just being a asshole. Stems from something
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  that happened allegedly last year in 2025. Yeah,
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  so the girl is probably afraid to come forward
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  because she was underage. So first of all, he
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  was getting her drunk even though he's underage.
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  And then she probably didn't want to tell her
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  parents. The 20 -year -old, his real name is
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  Brayden Peters. I'd call myself covicular too
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  if my name was Brayden Peters and I was a Nepo
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  baby douche. Also faces a couple of other charges
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  in this particular case. One count of drugging
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  someone for sexual intercourse and one count
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  of procuring liquor for someone under 21. Yeah,
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  that's creepy, dude. He's just such a freaking
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  loser. The charges were filed September 8th,
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  but the alleged offenses occurred in May of 2025.
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  This is what we're seeing, man. And I'm not saying
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  he wouldn't have been crazy if it wasn't for
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  COVID. But this is what we're seeing, dude, with
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  these kids that were in middle school and high
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  school during COVID. They're just a little messed
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  up. Now, I have listeners like my friend Evan
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  that were in high school during COVID, and he's
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  not messed up. But the ones that were messed
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  up got even more messed up than they were supposed
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  to because of COVID. The charges were first reported
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  by the online website Bulwark. Yeah, he's a freaking
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  loser. A representative for Clavicular telling
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  NBC... Peters has not been served with an arrest
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  warrant here. Yeah, that's not really that much
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  of a good excuse because he could be served with
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  an arrest warrant. Mm -hmm. That's like getting
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  into a car crash and being like, oh, well, because
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  I'm not sued right then and there. It doesn't
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  mean I'm not going to get sued. Peters built
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  a huge following with his looks maxing takes.
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  I love looking so average. Like, you hear my
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  tummy? I'm not trying to look perfect. Your body's
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  going to be maggot food someday, clavicular.
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  Mm. I think it's time for you to stop look -smacking.
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  What's going on here with this crazy woman that's
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  out of control? Are you in? I'd like to say yes.
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  Two years and five seasons later. Yeah, this
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  is the end of Taylor, Frankie Paul, and Mormon
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  Wives. Taylor Frankie Paul's changing her tune,
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  quitting the secret lives of Mormon wives while
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  filming. Yeah, you know, it's not going to really
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  help them out. She's burning bridges. But we
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  all know that she's a domestic abuser, and it's
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  kind of like Lindsay Clancy, where when a woman
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  does it, there's an excuse, but when a man does
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  it... It's the promo of them in a field with
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  horses. Mm -hmm. You know, they know how to run.
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  Yeah, it shows her showing up, walking up the
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  alley. Reality TV works. Probably think before
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  I speak, you know? Yeah, you know, she's got
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  a huge mouth. She's probably pretty and pulses.
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  I felt my emotions and I went off on a couple
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  of them. Mm -hmm. Emotionally and emotionally.
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  Yeah, you know, she's probably got air. And you
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  know when it's her time of the month. Oh, my
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  God! She must be a friggin' delight. Yeah, I
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  feel like sometimes I need to think about some
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  more of this. Whatever. Mm -hmm. I do. Well,
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  Taylor's done thinking, and her mind is made
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  up. When you say she was done thinking, it means
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  she was thinking in the first place. She's never
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  thought in her life. Announcing her exit from
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  the hit Hulu series that made her a star. Bye.
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  Oh, yeah, a real star. You know, whipping her
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  husband with a bar stool. Real classic. Shut
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  up. Oh, yeah. That's a thing women do. Lengthy
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  Instagram posts. I ain't reading that. Yeah,
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  you're crazy. Girls know what I've been through.
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  And then to turn and collectively pile on with
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  their statements. Yeah, you're a domestic abuser
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  and you're a crazy woman that's barely allowed
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  to see her kids. Of course they're not going
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  to want to be, you know, around you. Knowing
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  there has been ongoing abuse through the system
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  the last eight months on top of what I've endured.
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  What you've endured? You're the one that beat
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  up your family. Shut up if a man said that, you
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  know. Almost the entire cast, plus some, going
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  at me, laughing about my kids. Ah, whatever.
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  and narcissistic loser! We all know you're terrible.
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  Shut your ass. You're just so freaking annoying.
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  Blah, blah, blah. The sooner you shut up, the
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  better it is for us. Whoa! Happy hot tapping!
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  Oh, here's this. It's called cannabinoid hyperemesis
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  syndrome, or CHS, and it's... to ER visits at
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  a rate that is very concerning to doctors. Yeah!
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  All the doctors want to ruin the fun for marijuana
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  for us. Man, if you're doing a report on cannabinoids
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  possibly getting you sick when we're all going
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  to die of something someday, you're a loser.
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  You're going to want to be stoned if you live
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  in Cleveland. I was the whole time. Marlon Crummety
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  started smoking marijuana when he was just 13
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  years old. Hell yeah, I was 15. And saw signs
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  of CHS in the 1990s when doctors truly didn't
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  know what that was. Here's the thing, I'm sick
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  and tired of hearing all these reports. Oh, kratom
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  does this, kava does this, alcohol does this.
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  That's your choice. If I want to get a cannabinoid
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  syndrome, whatever, that's my choice. Anything
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  I ate at work, man, you can see. That's a you
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  problem, bud. Don't ruin the vibe. For everyone
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  else, because you can't handle your weed. If
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  you can't handle your weed, maybe you shouldn't
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  smoke. But going on the news, ruining it for
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  everyone else is not it, dog. Yeah, who else?
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  Have you ever heard anybody else go through this?
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  I've never heard of it. I know why. CHS comes
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  with extreme nausea and vomiting. Lots of...
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  Hell yeah, you're getting turned up. How many
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  blunts was he smoking? Was he doing animals?
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  ...digestive issues. The Cleveland Clinic cited
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  a study that shows one -third of self -reported
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  frequent marijuana users who went to the ER met
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  the criteria for CHS. Hell yeah. But listen,
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  in this short lifetime, something's going to
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  take us out. And look at all the rock stars that
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  do drugs. And they made it. We would be like
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  maybe four fat people in this emergency room.
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  And they're all judging you. They're all being
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  doctors. Being annoying. This is a CDC study.
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  I mean, obviously it's not good to smoke it,
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  but you're going to die of something. Cases have
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  increased sharply, which coincided with the widespread
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  state -level cannabis legalization. Whatever,
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  man. The freaking news. They go, local news goes,
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  why is nobody watching us? Because you're the
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  no fun police. No! No! Two years after being
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  found guilty of murdering two girls in Delphi,
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  Indiana. Yeah, you got this monster wanting to
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  reverse his case. A man is now fighting to have
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  his conviction overturned. Just take it. Take
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  your 130 -year sentence and shove it in your
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  ass. Richard Allen was sentenced to 130 years
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  for the... Oh, my God. Why is it that every Richard
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  Allen has, like, facial hair and just... Like
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  a Gen X creep. 2017 murders. Frickin' loser.
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  You're a liar, you're a failure, and no one loves
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  you. Of Abigail Williams and Liberty German.
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  So many people followed this case from the beginning.
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  In an appellate court today, Allen's defense
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  argues. Oh my God, when you see him without the
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  facial hair, he just looks like every Gen X loser
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  that hangs out at a dive bar during the day.
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  His constitutional rights were violated. That's
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  what everyone says. Oh, the constitutional rights.
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  Shut up. Investigators searched his home and
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  that statements made while in solitary confinement,
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  including confessions, should not have been presented
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  at trial because he was under mental duress.
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  Ah, that's what everyone says. And here's the
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  problem. When these criminals use mental health,
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  it makes people like me that work really hard
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  on my mental health look bad. Defense attorney
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  John Tompkins, who closely followed the case,
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  joined GDC this morning to discuss this push
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  for a new trial. He was severely mentally ill
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  in the Indiana Department of... It looks like
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  a Mike Calpulis, even though he's in Indiana.
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  The corrections knew that. They put him in solitary
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  confinement for 13 months. All right, so I burned
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  in hell, dude. You know, if hell was real, you
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  know what I want to hear? You burning in it.
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  Right here. This is the sound of your future.
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  I mean, don't like him, man. We got all these
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  headlines, even though it's a minority, but whatever.
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  Burn it, hell. Well, today, parents are protesting
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  some of the nasty conditions at schools and districts.
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  It's $130. Yeah, that's the one that doesn't
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  have a lot of money. Hopefully they are bigger,
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  you know? Mm -hmm. We don't want to show you
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  this. We put a drone up over Douglas Park to
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  see what it all looks like after this weekend's
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  very soggy. Oh, yeah! There's a lot of trash
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  over for the cleanup at Riot Fest. Riot Fest.
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  Heavy rain turned that park into a giant mud
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  pit with... Hopefully they're making like $20
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  an hour to clean it. There is a century -old
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  church in Gary. Here it is right here. It's slated
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  for demolition despite years of work trying to
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  save it. I think the whole city of Gary needs
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  to be demolished and just move the people to
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  other cities. I want to discuss all the radio
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  consultants and podcasts like Who Are These Podcasts
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  and Anthony Cumia and Opie. Talking about Howard
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  Stern's new HBO show. Man, Kyle did it. I don't
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  know about Bubba. Like, let me be honest. Do
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  I think Howard Stern's show is as good as it
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  used to be? Of course not. But what are you doing
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  with your life? Yeah, some of you have shows
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  in there. But like, it feels like you're just
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  promoting Stern. Are you that out of topics?
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  He was in 94. But he's relevant enough that he
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  makes the news. I just love these podcasts that
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  are like, he's not relevant. And then what are
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  you talking about? Howard Stern. He's like nursing
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  home relevant. I mean, I have a love hate with
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  the show. As you're talking about him. So he's
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  winning. I just wish you wouldn't talk about
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  ladyboys all day. Or Chris Wilding. And that
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  is that. All right. 856 -49 -HAPPY. And now for
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  something completely different. So yesterday,
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  I was on Hinge. matched with this really beautiful
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  African -American woman. Huge chest, huge personality.
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  Her personality was probably a bigger than her
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  chest. So we're talking, and she asked me about
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  growing up and whatnot. And I told her the whole
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  radio thing. I didn't have TV in the 2000s, so
• 22:38
  I didn't know what 9 -11 looked like until YouTube
• 22:41
  came out. Oh, blah, blah, blah. And she's like,
• 22:44
  oh, that's so cool. You have lore to you. You
• 22:46
  have a lot of swagger. And I'm like, wow, this
• 22:48
  girl's pretty smart. Mm -hmm. And then she proved
• 22:51
  why she's kind of dumb. Because she seems smart,
• 22:57
  but, like, I gotta be careful. I'm not trying
• 22:59
  to do an incel rant. I'm not trying to do a rant.
• 23:03
  Mm -hmm. I'm not trying to do one where, like,
• 23:10
  I'm not trying to do one where, you know, I'm
• 23:12
  hating on women and I'm sounding like an incel,
• 23:14
  but gentlemen out there, if a woman says to you,
• 23:18
  what is your astrological sign? You should immediately
• 23:23
  unmatch her. Now, I don't know if men do that
• 23:26
  to women or how it works in the LGBTQIA, whatever
• 23:31
  it is, at this point, community, which I'm in
• 23:33
  full support of. I just don't know how many letters
• 23:35
  there are. If somebody asks you what your horoscope
• 23:38
  sign is, they're very vapid. Listen, I read CoStar
• 23:43
  in the horoscope app every day, and I follow
• 23:46
  the law of attraction. I'm a spiritual guy. I
• 23:49
  don't believe in God. I don't think there's anything.
• 23:52
  I even think astrology is fiction, but it's fun
• 23:55
  to read. It's whatever. It's kind of like sports
• 23:58
  for me. I don't think it's seriously, but I do
• 24:00
  follow it. I remember even my ex, her first...
• 24:04
  I mean, we were not meant to be, but her friend
• 24:06
  was like, she's an Aquarius. You are a Virgo.
• 24:09
  Mm -hmm, you don't work. No, we don't work because
• 24:12
  we weren't meant to be. I can't stand when people
• 24:16
  use that as a cop -out. Obviously, there was
• 24:19
  something about me that Alex did not like, the
• 24:21
  girl on the hinge, whatever. But there's the
• 24:24
  art of saying, hey, I'm not interested in you.
• 24:27
  I wish you had nothing but the best. Because
• 24:29
  when you block somebody, mm -hmm. when you block
• 24:33
  somebody because, well, first of all, she unmatched.
• 24:38
  But to unmatch me because of my astrological
• 24:41
  sign is one of the most ridiculous things I have
• 24:45
  ever heard. Probably the craziest thing ever.
• 24:49
  We don't have any proof that it's real. And this
• 24:52
  woman also was like 35 years old, so, you know,
• 24:55
  there's a problem in the club there where the
• 24:59
  clock is ticking. And time is going on. And she's
• 25:08
  going on date after date. Who knows what she's
• 25:11
  doing on a date. I don't slut shame because I
• 25:12
  love sex too. But guy after guy. And she's wondering
• 25:17
  why it's not working. And maybe it's because
• 25:21
  you're... Who knows how many astrological signs
• 25:24
  she doesn't like. We know for sure there are
• 25:26
  12. So she doesn't like Virgos. So you're literally
• 25:29
  excluding about 10 % of the population, a little
• 25:32
  less, 1 12th of the population. Alexa, what is
• 25:35
  1 12th in percentage? 1 12th is about 8 .33%.
• 25:42
  Yeah, so she's, there's only 92 % of people that
• 25:48
  she could possibly date. But if she doesn't like,
• 25:51
  I don't know. Well, because she said she was
• 25:54
  a cancer. Maybe in more ways than one. No, but
• 25:59
  the thing about it is the fact that she doesn't
• 26:01
  like three or four different astrological signs.
• 26:06
  You're literally excluding 33 % of people you
• 26:09
  meet. And that's ridiculous. I do know there
• 26:13
  is something that created this existence. And
• 26:17
  I don't know if it's astrological stuff, but
• 26:19
  even like Neil deGrasse Tyson has said that like
• 26:22
  Mercury and retrograde has nothing to do with
• 26:24
  us. Us as humans, because we're narcissists,
• 26:26
  we make everything about us. I love when Mercury's
• 26:30
  in Gatorade. So I texted her after I saw she
• 26:34
  unmatched me on Hinge. We were talking on text
• 26:36
  and I said, hey, I wish you nothing but the best.
• 26:39
  I hope you find the love of your life, which
• 26:40
  I truly do. I hope everyone finds the love of
• 26:42
  their life. I wasn't being disingenuous. But
• 26:45
  I did say, judging me for being a Virgo is everything
• 26:48
  wrong with dating. Clock's ticking. And you're
• 26:55
  going to the club every weekend, meeting guys,
• 26:58
  hurting that liver and drinking all the free
• 27:01
  drinks. And you could have had the greatest boyfriend
• 27:05
  ever. Mike Kelton. So let's hear this. Good morning,
• 27:10
  Hoppy Hour. Swipe right, swipe left, apparently
• 27:15
  the planets are in charge. She asked my sign
• 27:22
  before my name, then graded every answer like
• 27:26
  a cosmic game. I said I like pancakes, dogs,
• 27:29
  and getting home on time. She said that's very
• 27:32
  telling for a Gemini. is giving absolutely no
• 27:47
  love. I'm not a chart. I'm not a chart. I'm not
• 27:49
  a chart. I'm not a chart. I'm just a guy with
• 27:52
  a reasonably okay heart. Before you meet a verdict
• 27:56
  from a first time clue, could you maybe ask what
• 27:59
  I actually do? It's bad me, baby, bad me. I'm
• 28:03
  reading my horoscope instead of reading me. You
• 28:07
  can blame it on Venus. You can blame it on the
• 28:10
  moon. But if your whole first date is a planetary
• 28:13
  coincidence, I said, that's my hoodie and it's
• 28:43
  mostly polyester. Ask me one real question, I'll
• 29:09
  answer one for you. It's Babbitt, baby, Babbitt.
• 29:12
  Reading my horoscope instead of reading me. You
• 29:17
  can blame it on Venus, you can blame it on the
• 29:20
  moon, but if your whole first date is a planet...
• 29:43
  Ben's favorite sandwich is not a Saturn return.
• 29:45
  His slow reply may simply mean he was at work.
• 29:49
  And Gibbs' bad energy is not technically a background
• 29:52
  check. Keep the stars for a little inspiration.
• 29:57
  Not a substitute for conversation. No constellation
• 30:01
  can tell you true. If someone's kind, so talking.
• 30:40
  Gentlemen out there, if a woman judges you over
• 30:44
  your horoscope sign, there is one thing that
• 30:47
  And one thing you do, which is run. Run, Forrest.
• 30:52
  Run. Get out of there. This is crazy. All right.
• 30:58
  Oh, yeah. Let me press this button right here.
• 31:08
  And this one right here. Cause. Usually it's
• 31:17
  the home box office for HBO. It is the Hoppy
• 31:23
  box office for Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And
• 31:29
  now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on
• 31:35
  Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
• 31:41
  for adult swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs,
• 31:52
  your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude,
• 31:57
  aggressive. Those are his good qualities. A sick
• 32:01
  person with a powerful tool. On three. You ready?
• 32:04
  One, two, three, go. Hoppy's mom, and you're
• 32:32
  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
• 32:35
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yeah, now. Now, now, now,
• 32:44
  now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
• 32:47
  on fire. Okay, we're here. Lacking any meat.
• 33:11
  And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
• 33:17
  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
• 33:24
  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hell yeah. Do
• 34:05
  you know what today is? It's hump day. Unless
• 34:11
  if you're listening the next day, which then
• 34:14
  it's thirsty Thursday in Fresno. But, uh, Let's
• 34:19
  turn off this right here. And let's celebrate
• 34:25
  a hump a day. It's Wednesday in the wild. Hoppy
• 34:32
  Hour is here to make you smile. Coffee in the
• 34:37
  cup, socks don't match. Tuesday's in the rear
• 34:41
  view, we're picking up the batch. Halfway through
• 34:44
  the weekend, but we're not slowing down. Ryan
• 34:46
  Hoppy's got the loudest little show in town.
• 35:02
  To stay Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Here's what we're
• 36:10
  doing. Grab your blunt, your bowl, your joint,
• 36:17
  your vape, your pen, whatever you have. And what's
• 36:23
  getting hurt? Coming up later on Happy Hour.
• 36:31
  If you're listening in Fresno, you'll hear it.
• 36:34
  But if you're listening via the podcast, it'll
• 36:37
  be another episode. Finesse Mitchell will be
• 36:41
  calling in. night. Very excited. But first, don't
• 36:46
  blink. We go hard in the blink. Gettin' high
• 36:50
  with Hoppy. Gettin' high with Hoppy. These Hoppy
• 36:54
  homies say it loud. Oh yeah! Hold that crap.
• 36:58
  Yeah. Gettin' high with Hoppy. Gettin' high with
• 37:02
  Hoppy. Nah, let me turn on some music in the
• 37:07
  club that just is like, you know, a little more
• 37:10
  chill. Or not at all. Yeah. Oh, sure. I got it.
• 37:23
  Whatever. All right. All right, first of all,
• 37:31
  I got my Mitra 9 cover here. Oh, yeah, let me
• 37:35
  sip on this. Ah, it's refreshing. Mmm. Oh, yeah.
• 37:47
  All right. I got my indica joint here. Got my
• 37:51
  liner. All right. Let's do this thing. Unknown.
• 37:58
  It's Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Smoking. Oh,
• 38:02
  actually, because we have our medical cards.
• 38:03
  Because, yeah, we would never do something without
• 38:08
  our medical cards. Thank God I have your medical
• 38:13
  card to listen to the show. If you're not listening
• 38:16
  to the show without a medical card, you're in
• 38:18
  trouble. Mm -hmm. Hoppy hour, where your medical
• 38:21
  card is required to listen. I don't, you know.
• 38:24
  Mm -hmm. We got the official intro song. Marijuana.
• 38:30
  What? Marijuana. Mm. Marijuana. Water. Marijuana.
• 38:38
  Uh -huh. Marijuana. All right, there we go. All
• 38:43
  right, let me turn this down. One second. Let
• 38:48
  me turn this down. All right, there we go. All
• 38:50
  right, let's take a hit. You hear that lighter
• 38:55
  flick? Hopefully I can flick a bean land. I was
• 39:02
  talking to somebody recently. So, we're booking
• 39:10
  Finesse Mitchell, and he's coming on later today.
• 39:14
  And there's another comedian that wants to come
• 39:16
  on the show. And his manager was like, please
• 39:19
  don't bring your happy hour personality to the
• 39:21
  interview. Like, I promise. All right, but first,
• 39:26
  let's take this hit. Oh, by the way. I don't
• 39:36
  know how you would send me this because you're
• 39:38
  listening. I had the weirdest thought the other
• 39:41
  day. My friend Terry James from Lex and Terry
• 39:43
  said it recently. They do the nationally syndicated
• 39:45
  morning show, and they were talking about how
• 39:47
  they're not getting as many phone calls. And
• 39:50
  he was saying that he thinks it's because everyone's
• 39:52
  listening on their phone that if you call, then
• 39:55
  you're not going to be able to hear what you're
• 39:56
  listening to. And that was a mind trip. Was it
• 40:02
  ever? Mm -hmm. So here's how we're going to do
• 40:08
  this. You're going to play it off your laptop
• 40:12
  or your TV and then film yourself smoking and
• 40:14
  I'll share it on my page. I'll embed it on my
• 40:17
  website because I don't want to share it on my
• 40:18
  social media. All right. Let's talk. This is
• 40:21
  all a lie. I'm smoking cigarettes. Marijuana
• 40:24
  cigarettes. All right. Let's do this. Oh, yeah.
• 40:32
  I feel good. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no,
• 40:36
  no, no. All right. That's good. That's a good
• 40:44
  one. I want to talk about some things. I don't
• 40:50
  get people that bring their frickin' Adagio everywhere.
• 40:56
  Now, before you come at me out of the woodworks,
• 40:59
  oh, man. Listen. I know your dog is your friend.
• 41:04
  My cat is my friend. But I don't bring her everywhere.
• 41:12
  Because if I did bring her everywhere, she would
• 41:17
  be a problem. It would not be good. It would
• 41:22
  be a little something like this. But I'm telling
• 41:35
  you, it's out of control how these people just
• 41:38
  bring their dogs in person. And if their dog's
• 41:43
  acting up, that's one thing. If Rover's acting
• 41:47
  up, you know, that's one thing. But the problem
• 41:51
  nowadays is that these people are training their
• 41:54
  dogs to be stupid. And what I mean by that is
• 41:57
  this, because I know that sounds a little harsh
• 41:59
  in the club. Probably don't like that abruptness.
• 42:03
  But it's kind of true. I mean, your dog's acting
• 42:06
  up, and you don't even scold it. You're making
• 42:09
  the dog think it's good behavior. You know who
• 42:13
  had the greatest dog ever? My buddy Topher Morrison.
• 42:16
  He's now traveling America. He got the hell out
• 42:20
  of Florida. Him and his dog, Macy. If there was
• 42:24
  a definition of a perfect dog, I would be Mason.
• 42:32
  A little shout out to Topher Morrison. And a
• 42:37
  no shout out to people that don't watch their
• 42:39
  dogs. All right. I didn't even know how I wanted
• 42:45
  to approach this subject, but we're just going
• 42:46
  to go right in. Obviously, everybody has a past,
• 42:51
  okay? Nobody is innocent. Some morning radio
• 42:58
  hosts cheat on their wife all the time. Other
• 43:02
  professional athletes are scumbags. I don't get
• 43:06
  the simping by the media over Jameis Winston.
• 43:13
  I mean, his controversy page is longer than his
• 43:17
  accomplishment page on Wikipedia. Obviously,
• 43:21
  he had the sexual assault allegation, shoplifting.
• 43:25
  He made vulgar comments after riding the P in
• 43:29
  the auditorium, it appears, at a table in the
• 43:34
  student union at FSU, and then the groping incident
• 43:37
  in the Uber. Why the hell are you groping an
• 43:40
  Uber driver? And I love watching him fail on
• 43:43
  the Giants. I loved all the FSU fans. I worked
• 43:46
  with one of them that like when he went to the
• 43:48
  Bucs, they were so happy and they just, he was
• 43:50
  like, they're over the top hero. And I'm like,
• 43:53
  if you love Jameis Winston, you, you know, you're
• 43:58
  just not the smartest guy. I don't know any other
• 44:01
  way to say it. You're just not really the brightest
• 44:04
  bulb, you know, around. I was told on the radio
• 44:08
  I was not allowed to talk about Jameis because
• 44:10
  I said, would you let your daughter date Jameis?
• 44:13
  And Mike O was very mad about that. That and
• 44:18
  when Billy Madison tried to silence me. I'm just
• 44:20
  saying to you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
• 44:22
  girls, I'm tired of everybody romanticizing Jameis
• 44:27
  Winston. Everybody crucifies Colin Kaepernick
• 44:32
  for kneeling and giving an opinion. But then
• 44:34
  Jameis Winston has all these allegations. And
• 44:37
  where there's smoke, there's fire. It's just
• 44:43
  kind of weird seeing everybody cheering him on
• 44:45
  when we all know he's a scumbag. And he's an
• 44:49
  okay quarterback. The thing is, he's got a likable
• 44:51
  personality. So he's able to get away with being
• 44:55
  dreadful as a quarterback. I mean, this is a
• 44:58
  huge opportunity with Jackson Dart potentially
• 45:01
  out for the season at this moment. That's what's
• 45:03
  going on here. The chance to, you know, finally
• 45:05
  be a winner. Alexa, has Jameis Winston ever been
• 45:10
  on a team that was over 500? No, Winston's never
• 45:16
  been on a franchise that's topped the 500 win
• 45:18
  mark. All right, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Shut
• 45:22
  up. That's probably what he told the Uber driver.
• 45:28
  856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. I've been
• 45:36
  wanting to get that off my chest. I just didn't
• 45:39
  know how to approach it. Like, you know, most
• 45:44
  things in life, I don't know how to approach
• 45:46
  it. And it either works out for me really well
• 45:49
  or not. Copy Hour. Copy Hour. RyanHockeyRadio
• 46:07
  .com The hour will be right back. You probably
• 46:10
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 46:13
  all I smell is... We also need to be affectionate,
• 46:19
  and you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 46:22
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 46:25
  even fisting. Yeah, and we'll call it a day.
• 46:30
  The semen was so big, it's not lacking any meat.
• 46:33
  And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
• 46:40
  It looks like you went and got a job on the iPad
• 46:43
  screen, whatever the case might be in your hand
• 46:45
  and a sock, you know, whatever. Like, thank you.
• 46:48
  But also I would love to be. I'm getting railed,
• 46:51
  but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you think
• 46:54
  you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
• 46:56
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 46:58
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 47:01
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 47:03
  around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button
• 47:06
  right here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will
• 47:10
  be right back. The show you secretly listen to,
• 52:34
  and that includes you, Mike Colta. Stalking my
• 52:37
  pages. Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with
• 52:41
  Ryan Hoppy. stations are tuned in too. I bought
• 54:14
  the book, Records is my middle name, about John
• 54:18
  Records Landegger and the loop files. And Rick
• 54:23
  Kemper, the author, said, thank you for buying
• 54:26
  my books. They're my favorites. Mm -hmm. And
• 54:33
  then I was talking about Bunny XO. Someone commented,
• 54:36
  my wife's 15 years older than me. Not only is
• 54:39
  it more fun, it's more stable, too, because I'm
• 54:42
  not dealing with a bunch of 36 -year -old bitches
• 54:46
  who can't even. The only thing that makes this
• 54:48
  god -awful lady talking about this story interesting
• 54:50
  is your commentary on it. Holy moly, these entertainment
• 54:54
  sites are trash. It does blow my mind, though.
• 54:57
  These people have parasocial indignation for
• 55:01
  someone outside of their house. They will never
• 55:03
  meet. Good for her. Mm -hmm. Next one about Howard
• 55:07
  Stern taters. Anthony Cumia talking about Howard
• 55:10
  Stern being irrelevant? Really? Especially since
• 55:13
  he's doing it. Guess who's still on SiriusXM?
• 55:17
  Looks jealous to me. Fall from grace from the
• 55:19
  Opie and Anthony days. Watching those two old
• 55:22
  yens yap nowadays is embarrassing. Who are these
• 55:25
  podcasts? It's also the worst. Literally, he
• 55:27
  said, she said, gathering of SiriusXM whack pack
• 55:30
  people. I don't listen to Stern often, but at
• 55:33
  least he has an actual conversation about something
• 55:35
  relevant to culture. And that is that. All right.
• 55:44
  Simone Biles said three masked men broke into
• 55:50
  her house. You don't want that. Not at all. Chief
• 55:55
  Keeves. Uh, baby mama was ejected from his concert.
• 55:59
  Yeah. He doesn't want you around seeing him around
• 56:02
  his hose. Here is AI, um, office where Michael
• 56:07
  hires Kramer from Seinfeld. Everybody, eyes front.
• 56:10
  I would like you to meet our new special senior
• 56:12
  associate, Cosmo. Apparently, I do something
• 56:15
  because I'm sitting at the head table with Mr.
• 56:17
  Mel Torme. Michael, this is unacceptable. He
• 56:20
  doesn't have security clearance and his... This
• 56:22
  is scary, dude. It looks so freaking real. We're
• 56:25
  getting out of control with this AI, dude. It's
• 56:29
  getting wild out there. It's getting dark and
• 56:32
  kind of seedy in the club. Ah, party girls. Women
• 56:35
  are wasting so much time in their 20s. First
• 56:38
  of all, you know, they get a ton of attention
• 56:39
  in their 20s. They're on the apps. They're out.
• 56:41
  Ha ha, I don't need anyone. And then they get
• 56:44
  to a point where they want to settle down and
• 56:46
  there's just deafening silence. Yeah, because
• 56:49
  they're washed up. Millie Vanillie only makes
• 56:56
  $4 ,000 a month after his divorce. Yeah, it's
• 56:59
  got to be hard. Man, Millie Vanillie got such
• 57:02
  a band ramp because like, Now we got all this
• 57:06
  fake music everywhere. People were too hard on
• 57:09
  him at the time. If only they knew the future.
• 57:14
  Clavicular's in trouble. Oh, boy. It's trouble
• 57:17
  in paradise for Mr. Clavicular. Clavicular? Shut
• 57:22
  up. I don't know this guy. Of course you don't.
• 57:25
  You're a washed up hag. Especially when he was
• 57:27
  taking too many substances and he like, yeah.
• 57:30
  How many youngins do you... All right, listen,
• 57:32
  I don't like him as much as the next person,
• 57:34
  but that woman's just as annoying. Six years
• 57:39
  ago, this happened. How's that? How's that? How's
• 58:01
  that? That sounds good to me. I'm checking out,
• 58:06
  sir. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. You're
• 58:11
  not that guy. Neither are you, you dumb bear.
• 58:16
  Okay. Are you? Absolutely. You're going to get
• 58:20
  arrested for this? Arrested for doing what? Just
• 58:23
  like a pimple on the left. Somebody says something
• 58:25
  and you don't like it. Man, we lost our minds
• 58:28
  there in 2020. He also wasn't wearing a mask.
• 58:31
  And you don't like it, right? Is that what it
• 58:33
  is? You little pimp. Can you hold the camera
• 58:35
  while I check? I'll leave the store. I'm listening
• 58:37
  to you. Fuck you. Everyone's wearing a mask.
• 58:39
  He's not. I can't believe you, pal. Right where
• 58:42
  you breathe. For fucking Biden. Suck right here.
• 58:47
  What am I on? Here is Clavicular being confronted
• 58:52
  for drugging a friend and a guy confronts him.
• 58:56
  Tell me what you said. Say it again. What did
• 58:58
  I say? No, just... Just repeat yourself. Are
• 59:00
  you so drunk? Yes, sir. Did you say Clav Drugs
• 59:03
  Girls? Are you fucking retarded? All right, we're
• 59:06
  not playing that. You said the R word. You're
• 59:07
  a loser! You want to be treated like a big boy?
• 59:12
  You should be crucified like a big boy for acting
• 59:15
  like a punk. A new survey says Gen Z is too broke
• 59:21
  to have sex. It's because all the women are looking
• 59:24
  for steak dinner. If a woman says that she can
• 59:29
  do better than you, let her. Then go. She can
• 59:33
  find better? I hope she does so. And don't fight
• 59:36
  her on it. Say you absolutely can. Open the door
• 59:39
  and let her ass leave. And then they're like,
• 59:42
  Ryan, I'll be giving you the best sex of my life.
• 59:45
  Couples who are weird together stay together.
• 59:49
  That's not true because my ex is weird. Cardi
• 59:53
  B says she wants two more kids. But I do want
• 59:57
  one more kid. Two more kids, probably. There
• 59:59
  you go. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Chris Brown says he hates
• 1:00:03
  the music industry. It's probably similar to
• 1:00:06
  how I view radio, where you want to love it,
• 1:00:08
  you love doing it. Where you're just like, you
• 1:00:12
  know, it's hard. I'm starting to realize that
• 1:00:16
  no matter what you have to offer for a man, if
• 1:00:19
  you're a single mom, they just don't want you.
• 1:00:23
  No, we just... We like you. We know you're mean
• 1:00:26
  a little. But you got baby daddy trauma. And
• 1:00:31
  then also you got this thing called estrogen
• 1:00:35
  where you're already moody. You already produced
• 1:00:39
  the kids. You're not going to be in the best
• 1:00:40
  mood all the time. Here is goth baddie Pinky
• 1:00:46
  Chu being asked if she's dating Drake. So I see
• 1:00:48
  you got to reunite with Drake and, you know,
• 1:00:51
  for his new video. Okay, well, what was that
• 1:00:52
  like? Oh, yeah, they reunited and more or less.
• 1:00:55
  I felt like a princess. I actually felt like
• 1:00:59
  a princess. Whatever. I know, so the internet
• 1:01:06
  wants to know, are you guys like, are you and
• 1:01:07
  Drake officially dating? Is there a title to
• 1:01:11
  this? They know and they're telling me not to
• 1:01:13
  say Oh, yeah, they're dating. Oh, yeah, he's
• 1:01:16
  plowing on us. Right when he saw her, you could
• 1:01:19
  just tell Drake was smitten by that broad. Mm
• 1:01:22
  -hmm. Oh, all right, all right, all right. New
• 1:01:27
  revelations about the royals and a new book about
• 1:01:29
  the late Princess Diana. Her younger brother,
• 1:01:31
  Earl Spencer, telling ABC's Maggie Rooley that
• 1:01:34
  he wrote the poignant memoirs. That is one of
• 1:01:36
  my earliest memories is her funeral. Swan song,
• 1:01:38
  Diana, my sister, to set the record straight.
• 1:01:41
  One of the things with being a little brother
• 1:01:44
  is you think, oh, she's going to be okay. And
• 1:01:47
  then realizing that she really wasn't. That's
• 1:01:49
  got a song. Prince Charles is always there. All
• 1:02:00
  right, Taylor Swift did it. She managed to take
• 1:02:04
  a great moment for Travis and turn it into a
• 1:02:07
  big ick. Yeah, she has to make everything for
• 1:02:11
  lots of NFL fans. So Travis made his first touchdown
• 1:02:16
  of the season. And when he made that touchdown,
• 1:02:19
  Taylor... went wild she even I'm gonna make it
• 1:02:23
  about me she's gonna do that thing that a lot
• 1:02:26
  of women do where when a guy accomplishes something
• 1:02:29
  while they're dating and then they break up she's
• 1:02:31
  like look at everything you accomplished when
• 1:02:33
  you were with me and held up her ring finger
• 1:02:37
  pointed to her ring alright shut up and said
• 1:02:41
  that's my husband yeah it's all about the clump
• 1:02:45
  aww what are you doing it's so cringe It's so
• 1:02:51
  fake. It's so stupid. It's so scripted. She's
• 1:02:54
  not even that good looking. Cindy Crawford and
• 1:02:57
  Randy Gerber's son Presley has died and we have
• 1:03:00
  learned some new information on how he might
• 1:03:02
  have died. Yeah, it's not good to die. We are
• 1:03:05
  being told by sources that he suffered a possible
• 1:03:07
  overdose. So he had been living at a rehab facility
• 1:03:10
  with other people in the Los Angeles area. He
• 1:03:15
  died Sunday morning. That sucks. Cindy and Randy
• 1:03:18
  haven't said anything. They're asking for privacy.
• 1:03:20
  It's a tough time, especially for Kaya, like,
• 1:03:22
  in the middle of having a really good year in
• 1:03:24
  her career, and this is devastating, obviously.
• 1:03:26
  Of course. It is not looking good for the human
• 1:03:29
  race. After influencer Frankie LaPena gone to
• 1:03:33
  the boxing ring with a Terminator humanoid robot.
• 1:03:36
  Yeah, well, he's also a fat ass. So it's not
• 1:03:39
  a fair fight. Yeah, of course not. It's not looking
• 1:03:42
  good for the human race. Shut up, Dan. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:47
  What is going on? What the cackling, bros? All
• 1:03:51
  over there at the VM. Happy Hot Topic! It was
• 1:03:57
  in 1990. The guy who ate the victims? Yes. You
• 1:04:00
  were on that jury? You're going to need to explain
• 1:04:02
  more. Excuse me, can I move over? Yes. Apparently
• 1:04:06
  there are going to be a lot of surprises. Sonny
• 1:04:08
  Hostin leaving her The View co -host squirming.
• 1:04:11
  Oh yeah, they're always squirming. A killer court
• 1:04:15
  confession. My producer looked it up and I'm
• 1:04:18
  in the New York Times. And apparently several
• 1:04:21
  jurors questioned afterwards said one holdout
• 1:04:24
  juror was principally responsible. Yeah, that'd
• 1:04:28
  be Sonny Hostin. She's just one of those brats.
• 1:04:31
  It's always a contrarian. Happy Hot Topic! A
• 1:04:37
  representative for Hayden Panettiere is speaking
• 1:04:40
  out after the cause of the hero's actress' death
• 1:04:42
  was revealed. Following the news that Hayden
• 1:04:45
  died on August 16th from the, quote, toxic effects
• 1:04:48
  of fentanyl and four other substances, according
• 1:04:51
  to a release given to E! News by the Greenville
• 1:04:53
  County Coroner's Office September 22nd. All right,
• 1:04:56
  rest in peace, babe. I just want to let you rest
• 1:04:59
  in peace. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Here's Dave
• 1:05:04
  Franklin talking about the wild nights in bed
• 1:05:06
  with Alison Brie. Just like a full pile with
• 1:05:10
  my wife and my cats in bed. And we're just watching
• 1:05:13
  two movies going to bed by 930 p .m. I can't
• 1:05:18
  remember a single thing about last night. Can
• 1:05:20
  you? Welcome to Forgotten Island. They're really
• 1:05:26
  going to bed early. So, you know, that's the
• 1:05:28
  life of Dave Franklin. Rita Wilson is turning
• 1:05:32
  heads with her surprising ink. On September 20th,
• 1:05:35
  the wife of Tom Hanks shows her massive back
• 1:05:37
  tattoo on Instagram. You can paint a Picasso
• 1:05:41
  on it. Pew, pew. This morning, flights are taking
• 1:05:49
  off again after being grounded for hours Monday
• 1:05:52
  at some of the largest airports in the country.
• 1:05:55
  Yeah, that was a major adage. That's not good
• 1:05:57
  in the club. Channing Tatum slamming speculation
• 1:06:06
  he's got a secret Instagram account where he
• 1:06:09
  posts shady comments about his exes. Yeah, he
• 1:06:13
  looks like someone who would do it. Yeah, he
• 1:06:18
  just looks like the guy that's just obsessive
• 1:06:21
  that just, I don't know, just goes crazy and
• 1:06:24
  just cannot get over his ex. This is pretty crazy
• 1:06:26
  for me. The gossip making the rounds on social
• 1:06:29
  media over the weekend after an account called
• 1:06:31
  Nunya Bidness wrote just here for the hate. Oh
• 1:06:34
  yeah, so we have no proof that he did it. A recent
• 1:06:37
  PDA post about Channing's ex Zoe Kravitz and
• 1:06:40
  Harry Styles. You know, it drives him nuts that
• 1:06:43
  a man in a dress is banging his ex. You get to
• 1:06:47
  support each other and you want the best for
• 1:06:50
  each other and you want to see each other. She
• 1:06:52
  is not as attractive when her hair is in a bun.
• 1:06:54
  Shine. When the hair is done. it's it's there's
• 1:06:59
  nothing like that feeling fans were quick to
• 1:07:02
  point out the account only had one follower channing's
• 1:07:05
  public instagram leading what a dumb fucking
• 1:07:10
  idiot many to theorize that he was the person
• 1:07:14
  behind the page what a no dude you deserve to
• 1:07:18
  get caught and the fact that you're responding
• 1:07:23
  to the claims proves that it's probably true
• 1:07:28
  I don't think that is true. The actor now setting
• 1:07:30
  the record straight on his actual Instagram.
• 1:07:32
  I truly can't believe y 'all think this is what
• 1:07:35
  I'm doing with my free time. You're following
• 1:07:37
  the page that's talking bad about your exes,
• 1:07:40
  dude. It's right in front of you. Now, if you
• 1:07:42
  weren't following the page, that's one thing.
• 1:07:45
  But you're following a page with no followers.
• 1:07:50
  It's silly. It's just crazy for me. Adding, why
• 1:07:53
  would I follow a burner account if I didn't want
• 1:07:55
  people to connect me to it? Now he's lying. Now
• 1:07:58
  he's saying he wasn't following it when we have
• 1:08:00
  screenshots of you following it. So you lost,
• 1:08:02
  bud. You lost big time. WTF? Come on. What, Aroden?
• 1:08:12
  Shut up. Just admit you're a creep and call it
• 1:08:15
  a day. Christina Hack is revealing the biggest
• 1:08:17
  lesson she's learned from boyfriend Chris LaRocca.
• 1:08:20
  Whatever. What'd she learn? On Instagram September
• 1:08:22
  21st for their second anniversary Christina wrote
• 1:08:26
  Two years of getting to know you. Together, we
• 1:08:29
  built a champagne brand from the ground up. All
• 1:08:31
  right, so it's more about the money than the
• 1:08:33
  breakup, like all our breakups. Teresa Giudice
• 1:08:37
  is bearing it all. The Real Housewife went makeup
• 1:08:39
  -free in a new video shared by artist Frank Reina.
• 1:08:43
  And her looking makeup -free is literally, I
• 1:08:46
  mean, she is just raggedy. It's like a freaking
• 1:08:50
  zombie, dude. New developments have arisen regarding
• 1:08:55
  the estate of Dolly Parton following her death
• 1:08:57
  on August 25th. Nearly one month after Dolly's
• 1:09:01
  nephew, Brian Seaver, announced to the world
• 1:09:03
  that the country music icon had passed away at
• 1:09:06
  the age of 80, TMZ is reporting that he and his
• 1:09:10
  security companies have been fired from their
• 1:09:12
  roles of protecting... Ah, yeah, so that's what
• 1:09:15
  happened. It's like when you get new management
• 1:09:16
  at a job and they, you know, do whatever. That's
• 1:09:19
  what happened there. Lionel Richie is stepping...
• 1:09:23
  Let me go back. God damn it. Fuck. The computer
• 1:09:28
  froze, but he had a heart procedure. Sorry, I
• 1:09:32
  don't know what the fuck happened there. Can
• 1:09:35
  you believe it's already week three in the NFL?
• 1:09:44
  Before we know it, it'll be the Super Bowl. And
• 1:09:47
  then before we know it, we'll be dead. Hail,
• 1:09:50
  Alexa. Breakdown week three in the NFL for me.
• 1:09:54
  Mm -hmm. Week three kicks off Sunday, Sep 27.
• 1:09:59
  The Buccaneers host the Vikings at Raymond James
• 1:10:02
  Stadium. The 49ers take on the Cardinals, and
• 1:10:05
  the Colts face the Texans. In the afternoon,
• 1:10:07
  the Dolphins meet the Chiefs. The Bills play
• 1:10:09
  the Chargers. The Lions host the Jets. The Browns
• 1:10:12
  play the Panthers. The Jaguars visit the Patriots
• 1:10:15
  and the Jaguars, and the Browns play the Panthers.
• 1:10:18
  Alexa, is there a Thursday night football game
• 1:10:21
  this week? Yep. Thursday night football is on
• 1:10:26
  September 24th. The Atlanta Falcons face the
• 1:10:29
  Green Bay Packers at 8. Alexa, stop. Alexa, why
• 1:10:32
  did you say that the NFL kicks off on Sunday
• 1:10:35
  when there's a game on Thursday? You're wrong.
• 1:10:41
  Alexa, shut up. Oh, my God. I was like, there's
• 1:10:51
  not a Thursday night football game. Here is a
• 1:10:55
  discussion about injuries. The NFL has an injury
• 1:10:58
  problem, and it's okay to admit that. Every single
• 1:11:00
  week, short -term injuries, long -term injuries,
• 1:11:03
  it keeps on happening. And there are a bunch
• 1:11:06
  of different theories as to why this is happening.
• 1:11:08
  Some people will tell you training camp is not
• 1:11:10
  what it once was. They're not getting ready for
• 1:11:13
  football the right way. Some people... Oh, you're
• 1:11:15
  boring. I'll do the talking here. Here's Jameis
• 1:11:18
  on being a starter for the Giants, but this is
• 1:11:23
  actually AI. Yeah, losing Jay Dart is a huge
• 1:11:27
  blow. But I gathered the guys together after
• 1:11:33
  the game. And I said, if one man has one crab
• 1:11:37
  leg, he's a mere mortal. Here's real James. Take
• 1:11:45
  us to the moment when you see Jackson go down.
• 1:11:47
  I'll do the backup. You got to shift into, I'm
• 1:11:49
  going to go play with you. Man, these reporters
• 1:11:51
  say such long questions. What's going through
• 1:11:53
  your head in that moment? Just pray. Yeah, pray.
• 1:11:56
  Your victims are probably praying, I'll be honest.
• 1:11:59
  And then there's this going on with this freaking
• 1:12:02
  mutant. Aaron Rodgers' ex, Mallory Edens, is
• 1:12:10
  offering a very different take on the quarterback's
• 1:12:12
  love life. Yeah, you know, if you have to talk
• 1:12:14
  about your exes and you're like, Aaron Rodgers,
• 1:12:17
  you're a freaking loser, dude. Just a dork. Seemingly
• 1:12:21
  calling BS on his claim that he never loved anyone
• 1:12:24
  he dated after 2017. Yeah, I think the problem
• 1:12:28
  is he doesn't know how to love. He probably just
• 1:12:31
  want to get his rocks off. And the thing about
• 1:12:35
  it, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is
• 1:12:40
  the fact. That these women are like, damn, I
• 1:12:43
  spent my time on my clock was ticking, you know,
• 1:12:46
  and I wasted my time with you. You know what
• 1:12:49
  I mean? A jelly bean. I let my time go by for
• 1:12:53
  a guy that never loved me. Just a freaking loser.
• 1:12:57
  Mallory, who briefly dated Aaron in 2022, posted
• 1:13:01
  this. Well, if you briefly dated him, that's
• 1:13:03
  different. To Instagram September 21st, my ex
• 1:13:06
  is currently on a press tour talking about how
• 1:13:09
  he never loved anyone he dated after 2017. Yeah,
• 1:13:12
  she's her. You know, she brags to everybody.
• 1:13:14
  I'm Aaron Rodgers' ex. Unfortunately for him,
• 1:13:18
  I am also on a press tour for a movie inspired
• 1:13:21
  about how down bad I was. Mallory, a producer
• 1:13:25
  on the upcoming film Charlie Harper, didn't name
• 1:13:28
  Erin explicitly, but added, really exciting time
• 1:13:32
  for competing narrative. In his September 10th
• 1:13:40
  appearance on the Not Just Football podcast that
• 1:13:42
  set off the backlash, Aaron said he met his now
• 1:13:45
  -wife, Brittany, in 2017, but the two didn't
• 1:13:48
  pursue a relationship at the time. All right,
• 1:13:51
  there you go. Get over it. Move on. Who cares
• 1:13:54
  what your ex is talking about? They're lying.
• 1:13:55
  It's their narrative. Because they're miserable
• 1:13:58
  husbands. Mm -hmm. All right. It's time for Tampa
• 1:14:04
  Bay News. Yup. I got it. We have a limited time
• 1:14:47
  today because for the Fresno feed, I got to fit
• 1:14:49
  in the finesse Mitchell interview. Good evening,
• 1:14:56
  everyone. I'm Josh Benson. Thanks so much for
• 1:14:57
  being with us for News Channel 8 on the CW Tampa
• 1:14:59
  Bay. Nellis County schools trying to save money
• 1:15:02
  by closing schools. That's good. Have even less
• 1:15:05
  schools and education will be even worse here.
• 1:15:09
  Seven people were hurt after a breeze bus crashed
• 1:15:11
  into a sign at State College of Florida in Sarasota.
• 1:15:15
  Look at you. Yeah, it can't be good. You're getting
• 1:15:17
  cocky and drunk and driving. 83 -year -old Sarasota
• 1:15:22
  County man is now 83. They had a bad cutoff.
• 1:15:25
  They didn't say the correct age. Facing a murder
• 1:15:27
  charge, deputies say he shot and killed his wife.
• 1:15:30
  That man told police she asked him to shoot her.
• 1:15:33
  Oh, yeah, that's a good one. She might have said
• 1:15:39
  it, like, not literally, and then he's like,
• 1:15:41
  all right, I'll do it. All right, Manatee County
• 1:15:44
  commissioners could soon have a new tool to crack
• 1:15:46
  down on illegal gambling arcades. Yeah, when
• 1:15:48
  I first moved here, I thought everybody was,
• 1:15:50
  like, playing arcades. Like, oh, let's play Ms.
• 1:15:52
  Pac, man. I had no frickin' idea that this was,
• 1:15:59
  like, an actual arcane of gambling. Yeah, leaders
• 1:16:04
  are going to consider an ordinance to ban the
• 1:16:05
  use of simulated gambling devices. This is in
• 1:16:08
  Manatee County. Yeah, you know, all the frickin'
• 1:16:11
  mutants in Manatee County are over there. 10
• 1:16:14
  -Table Bay News reporter Asha Patel is live.
• 1:16:16
  What's up, baby? She's so frickin' pretty. They're
• 1:16:19
  for us this morning. Yeah, Asha, the sheriff's
• 1:16:20
  office says we're moving about public safety
• 1:16:22
  here. We're moving about public safety. Yeah,
• 1:16:26
  that's right. The sheriff's office says that
• 1:16:28
  this has been an ongoing problem. Yeah, it's
• 1:16:31
  not a real good problem. Like there's some good
• 1:16:33
  problems, but yeah, this is not good. Over the
• 1:16:35
  last few years, authorities have cracked down
• 1:16:39
  and shut down dozens of these gaming rooms, seizing
• 1:16:42
  cash and multiple machines. And they say that
• 1:16:46
  some of these businesses have been linked to
• 1:16:48
  robbery. You don't say illegal gambling is connected
• 1:16:51
  to crime. Breaking freaking news. Stabbings and
• 1:16:57
  shootings. I want you guys to take a look at
• 1:16:59
  your screen. These are photos that we have covered.
• 1:17:03
  Yeah, it's like a real life casino. It's the
• 1:17:04
  strangest thing. And it says... I love this.
• 1:17:11
  It's an illegal gambling spot, but there's a
• 1:17:13
  sign that says, please refrain from using vulgar
• 1:17:16
  language. Yeah. bet away your life and do cocaine
• 1:17:19
  but you can't say fuck from some of these busts
• 1:17:22
  one being just a few months ago back in july
• 1:17:25
  the proposed ordinance would ban the commercial
• 1:17:27
  use of simulated gambling device i've been at
• 1:17:30
  like different like gas stations in tampa when
• 1:17:32
  i need to get gas you know It's always weird
• 1:17:35
  when you see a slot machine and you're like,
• 1:17:37
  I don't think that's legal. This is across the
• 1:17:39
  county. These are gambling -style machines that
• 1:17:41
  can look and play like slots, poker, or bingo.
• 1:17:45
  The county says the rule would also target businesses
• 1:17:47
  operating these machines for profit. Here's what
• 1:17:50
  I'm wondering. If you're running these operations,
• 1:17:53
  do you think you're just not going to get caught?
• 1:17:56
  Because the goal is to make as much money as
• 1:17:58
  possible, so it's going to grow. And then you
• 1:18:01
  have the name Arcade, so cops drive by. All right,
• 1:18:10
  there you go. We do need court action and more
• 1:18:12
  action in life. We need to get our rocks off.
• 1:18:14
  Yeah, but if you go to one of those casinos or
• 1:18:17
  whatever the stuff is called, arcades. You probably
• 1:18:20
  also go to like the five shops, which I personally
• 1:18:24
  have never been to because I'll never pay for
• 1:18:25
  sex. But that's the, you know, brothel around
• 1:18:28
  here. Where the stories flow. Oh, yeah. Ryan
• 1:18:54
  Hobbs got the mic, he's running the topic. He
• 1:18:57
  calls it like it is. No sugar, no blaze. Serving
• 1:19:04
  up the truth in a Midwest blaze. Giving you the
• 1:19:28
  deal. All right. I know. Happy Hot Topic. Well,
• 1:19:35
  Lauren, Chicago police say that thieves are targeting
• 1:19:37
  several neighborhoods in the Chicago area. So
• 1:19:40
  far, eight electric scooters have been stolen.
• 1:19:43
  Yeah, e -bikes are out of control. So there's
• 1:19:47
  that. And then there's this right here. For the
• 1:19:50
  first time, Illinois Governor JB Pritzker is
• 1:19:53
  revealing how much weight he's lost since starting
• 1:19:55
  taking a GLP -1 drug. Listen, there's two sides
• 1:19:58
  to this. I kind of respect that he's admitting
• 1:20:00
  that he's too lazy and doesn't have the work
• 1:20:03
  ethic, you know, because he's the worst governor.
• 1:20:05
  So if he's the worst governor around, he's not
• 1:20:07
  going to have a good work ethic in general to
• 1:20:08
  actually work out and lose weight naturally.
• 1:20:11
  So on that part, I respect him for admitting
• 1:20:13
  he's on it. But the other part, it's like, dude,
• 1:20:16
  go to the gym. You've been fat your whole life.
• 1:20:18
  My mom has... gone up and down and weighed her
• 1:20:21
  whole life but the reason she's taking it is
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• 1:20:28
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• 1:20:31
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• 1:20:34
  with diabetes oh yeah that's the reason not because
• 1:20:38
  you were fat as hell i've lost 80 pounds so far
• 1:20:41
  yeah you look you look okay i'll be honest some
• 1:20:43
  people I know Zumbik look really weird when they
• 1:20:46
  get skinny. Now, if he loses more weight, that's
• 1:20:50
  where it's going to be a problem. Because right
• 1:20:52
  now, even though I can't stand this prick skirt,
• 1:20:54
  he literally looks fine. He looks presentable.
• 1:20:57
  Because I know he's trying to run for president,
• 1:20:59
  so he looks fine. But if he loses more weight,
• 1:21:03
  then he gets into John Goodman territory, and
• 1:21:05
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• 1:21:12
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• 1:21:16
  Governor Pritzker of Illinois was at his weight?
• 1:21:22
  Governor J .B. Pritzker said he was roughly 80
• 1:21:25
  pounds heavier two years ago at the Democratic
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• 1:21:30
  he started losing weight. Alexa, that was so
• 1:21:32
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• 1:21:36
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• 1:21:38
  You're like my wife that I don't have. My bad.
• 1:21:43
  I totally missed the mark there. I've looked
• 1:21:46
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• 1:21:48
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• 1:21:50
  up. Alexa, shut up. God, Jesus, she's annoying.
• 1:21:54
  I wonder who's more annoying to be around, Governor
• 1:21:56
  Pritzker or Alexa. And a whole lot better. Pritzker
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  says he's struggled with being overweight since
• 1:22:02
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• 1:22:04
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• 1:22:08
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• 1:22:11
  going to deny it. He's got a nice house, you
• 1:22:13
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• 1:22:16
  on even more weight. The governor's been injecting
• 1:22:19
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• 1:22:22
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• 1:22:25
  but, you know. Weekly for the past two years
• 1:22:28
  and says he dropped a couple of pounds the very
• 1:22:31
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• 1:22:33
  how it works. Maybe someday you'll learn how
• 1:22:36
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• 1:22:39
  he wants to run for, you know, governor. That's
• 1:22:43
  not great. I mean, for president. We don't really
• 1:22:46
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• 1:22:49
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• 1:23:46
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• 1:24:08
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• 1:24:18
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• 1:24:21
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• 1:24:25
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• 1:24:28
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• 1:24:30
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• 1:24:35
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• 1:24:37
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• 1:24:40
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• 1:24:43
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• 1:24:46
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• 1:24:49
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• 1:24:53
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• 1:24:55
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• 1:24:57
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• 1:25:07
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  at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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  Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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• 1:38:41
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• 1:38:56
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  gon' do the damn thing. Comin' to the club, takin'
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  over streets, takin' over man with the gold out
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  beats. Got em on charge, got em on lock, everywhere
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  we go, guaranteed to blow the spot. That's what
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  you see them haters tryin' to say, them gators,
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  oh yeah. We'll be right back. I'm filthier than
• 1:40:43
  representin' my own team Super ugly with a stack
• 1:40:46
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  know how we do it, don't Gator, Gator 1, rim,
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  I'm spinnin' And I ain't even drivin', I'm just
• 1:40:56
  parkin' like Pippin' Slide off in the club, spendin'
• 1:40:59
  minutes in the 50s Don't rest, don't think, it's
• 1:41:02
  like I got my left hand What it is, what it do,
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  what it do Come on, shout it, let me see you
• 1:41:07
  get loose Your body shootin', get some break,
• 1:41:10
  do it, do it We got the remix. We got the flow.
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  We got the music playing down on the floor. We
• 1:41:20
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  yank. People say, bitch, all on the earth. I
• 1:41:51
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• 1:41:54
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  the motherfucker, making up words. Lookin' like
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  .org. This is Cameron Hank and I appreciate you
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  Yeah, yeah, it's Drizzy, baby. You already know
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  what it is. This is the first time I'm high.
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  This is the first time I smoke in like three
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  months. I'm sorry, mama, I had to do it to him.
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  40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stayed
• 1:45:27
  late tonight, right? It don't happen when I stay
• 1:45:29
  late. Yeah, boy wonder. I swear it's like this
• 1:45:35
  every single time. We'll be right back. I'll
• 1:46:15
  see you next time. You ain't heard of me, then
• 1:46:56
  you should go and get a blue clue. Oops, I mean
• 1:46:58
  a red clue. But I ain't banging, I ain't waving
• 1:47:05
  no flag I'm ATF but they ain't seeing no badge
• 1:47:09
  It's heartbreak Drake, I hate to see him so sad
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  I could sun you, see a little me in your dad
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  I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up
• 1:47:16
  on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere
• 1:47:19
  they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley
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  Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe ask me But
• 1:47:26
  don't ask me, don't ask me Outro Music Then suck
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  up her twin, I put the buck up to him Then buck
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  buck and buck buck and buck buck again Suck nut
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  you duck, fuck your unlovin kin Now don't rub
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• 1:48:18
  never had that dude, always had a black tooth
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  Even when I was at school, cause bullies aren't
• 1:48:23
  bulletproof Red scar hoodie too probably ain't
• 1:48:25
  as good as you, stupid motherfucker, the only
• 1:48:27
  thing in the hood is you, I do everything good
• 1:48:30
  as you know, I do everything better, I get paid
• 1:48:32
  for every letter, A, B, C, et cetera, fetch a
• 1:48:35
  bone, like a dog, motherfucker, I am gone for
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  your neck, intersect, intercept, bring it back,
• 1:48:41
  like work in the trunk, and my exit coming up,
• 1:48:44
  yeah, I am headed to the buck, like, buck, buck,
• 1:48:47
  again, my Papa, let's get it, let's get it, motherfucker,
• 1:49:04
  what you waiting on? It is about a minute past
• 1:49:07
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• 1:49:09
  if money is to eat, you want me with it And I
• 1:49:12
  probably just spit on the chick you want me with
• 1:49:14
  And I hate a phony bitch, only like I'm only
• 1:49:17
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• 1:49:19
  I'm gon' need fit And I just sold a lot of property
• 1:49:22
  to a buyer And I think his name was kinda like
• 1:49:25
  Drake Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm
• 1:49:27
  too busy to play father And when it comes to
• 1:49:29
  the game I'm too willing to play hard, I'm so
• 1:49:32
  hard, I act good There he go, they check MVP
• 1:49:35
  when I shoot a free throw CEO, jazz what it do
• 1:49:40
  The haters on that face and then their ass is
• 1:49:42
  a shoe Faster than you, badder than you, radder
• 1:49:47
  than you, etc I told you I get paid by the letter
• 1:49:50
  like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
• 1:49:55
  O, P, Q, R, S, T, U That was just a footnote,
• 1:50:07
  how long can he could go? Wondering when he stop,
• 1:50:10
  bitch when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin'
• 1:50:13
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  skin The end Hoppy's hour almost done, feels
• 1:50:30
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• 1:50:44
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• 1:50:47
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• 1:50:56
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  Hour And like that, it's gone. You probably had
• 1:53:07
  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little,
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  and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
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  America.