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DONKEY: Group Of Male Students Masturbate On Women's Volleyball Court · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Damn he hog, it's time for donkeys. I me ain't
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  Speaker 1: trying to be dounky today no more. They should be
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  Speaker 1: embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these
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  Speaker 1: people do these days called donkey of the day, and
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  Speaker 1: it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got
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  Speaker 1: the donkey of the day today? Well, jess hilarious Donkey
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  Speaker 1: of the day for Wednesday, September twentieth It is September twentieth, Right, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: September twentieth goes to six Santo Ame University students who
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  Speaker 1: have been expelled from said university. Now, stories like this
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  Speaker 1: make me feel like we really are in a multiverse,
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  Speaker 1: and it's quite possible that a lot of things we
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  Speaker 1: see online are from Earth, just not the Earth we
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  Speaker 1: live on. I'm serious when I say this, people, I
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  Speaker 1: believe there are multiple feeds being broadcasted at once from
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  Speaker 1: several different earphasis because sometimes you see things and you like,
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  Speaker 1: those aren't the same kind of humans that I share
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  Speaker 1: space with, not on this third rock from the Sun.
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  Speaker 1: They from a planet Earth, just not the one we are.
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  Speaker 1: Because I can't think of any possible reason why six
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  Speaker 1: students attending a University of Higher Learning would do what
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  Speaker 1: these young men did, at least not this era. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: If you born in the nineteen hundreds, like I am,
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  Speaker 1: nineteen hundred and seventy eight to be exact, then you
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  Speaker 1: know the eighties, nineties, early two thousands, whole different world.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it was a wild time. Okay. What these men did, though,
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  Speaker 1: I personally believe, would make some of the worst of
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  Speaker 1: us from that era crunch. Okay, I believe what these
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  Speaker 1: six young men did would make anybody who was wilden say,
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  Speaker 1: y'all went too far, not just went too far, but
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  Speaker 1: really got me thinking. They need their heads examined. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when adults would say that after us as kids,
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  Speaker 1: that boy need his head examined. Okay, what's wrong with
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  Speaker 1: his brain? Y'all got to take him to go see
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  Speaker 1: somebody in retrospect, I believe they was talking about a therapist. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so salute all of us who eventually went to go
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  Speaker 1: see somebody. But these six individuals really need a psychological
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  Speaker 1: evaluation or they got to be drug tested because what
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  Speaker 1: they did is despicable. But and you know it's despicable
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  Speaker 1: when I say despicable, because I don't even like to
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  Speaker 1: use the word despicable because I have a list and
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  Speaker 1: I end up fitting everywhere. Let's go to FBC offer
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  Speaker 1: the report. Police.
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  Speaker 2: Santo ma Merro University has expelled several students after footage
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  Speaker 2: of them went viral this week. The Brazilian university saw
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  Speaker 2: male's students from the indoor football team sitting on the
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  Speaker 2: sidelines watching the women's volleyball team with their pants around
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  Speaker 2: their ankles. After the team won the volleyball championship, the
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  Speaker 2: players stormed the court and appeared to perform a group
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  Speaker 2: masturbation celebration, where the half naked group of students paraded
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  Speaker 2: around the gym, touching their genitalia as those in the
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  Speaker 2: stands looked on in disgust. Sal Camillo University confirmed the
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  Speaker 2: incident originally took place in April. However, footage of the
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  Speaker 2: moment went viral over the weekend. The Santo Amaro University
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  Speaker 2: announced six students had been expelled this week, but did
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  Speaker 2: not name them. For FBCR News eight, I'm Wayne.
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  Speaker 1: Kerr FBCR Fake breakfast club report, real story, just a
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  Speaker 1: fake news report, real story, true story. It's not a
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  Speaker 1: real news day. You understand what I'm saying. Here right, yes, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Six male students sitting on the sidelines watching the women's
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  Speaker 1: volleyball team with their pants around their ankles, storm the
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  Speaker 1: court and appeared to perform a group masturbation, celebration, a
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  Speaker 1: celebratory circle jerk, a synchronized five finger shuffle, a board
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  Speaker 1: of buffing the vampire slayers. Okay, how many males does
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  Speaker 1: it take to make prel jam? Apparently six? And I,
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  Speaker 1: for the life of me, don't understand how someone can
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  Speaker 1: come up with an idea like this, run it by
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  Speaker 1: other people and nobody, not one person said hell no,
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  Speaker 1: And now what's nuts about this is these people, according
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  Speaker 1: to the Brazilian President. The Brazilian president had to comment
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  Speaker 1: on this because he's in town for the un meetings
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  Speaker 1: in New York. Sideball, y'all know that ain't nothing but
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  Speaker 1: an NY fashion week for world leaders, right. They just
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  Speaker 1: partying in fake work and same drug, same hook as
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  Speaker 1: his fashion week, just under the guys of politics. But
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  Speaker 1: the Brazilian president said this was a disgusting, unacceptable episode
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  Speaker 1: the behavior of young people who are at the university
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  Speaker 1: who intend to be doctor and take care of people
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  Speaker 1: future doctors. Six of them together, all seasoning in their
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  Speaker 1: meat loaf. At the same time, it's like they was
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  Speaker 1: competing on Top Chef, trying to see who can make
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  Speaker 1: the tastiest tartar sauce. And we were just having this
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  Speaker 1: discussion with Taraji p Henson last hour, how you don't
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  Speaker 1: want your children to end up making a mistake that's
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  Speaker 1: going to cost him. Remember we had that discussion. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and to me, this is what this is. Are these kids'
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  Speaker 1: lives over No, absolutely not. But is it a temporary
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  Speaker 1: feeling that led to a permanent decision. Yes, because that
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  Speaker 1: permanent decision was they're expelled. I don't know what the
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  Speaker 1: process is to get back in school, but I know
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  Speaker 1: it's not going to be an easy one, especially when
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  Speaker 1: you have a crime on your record like this. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how things are in Brazil with public master demeanor.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, public masturbation is a misdemeanor. You know here
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  Speaker 1: in America you can go to jail or get fine,
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  Speaker 1: but even greater than that. I simply don't trust you.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I trust you to be a productive member
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  Speaker 1: of society a doctor when you're making poor decisions like this.
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  Speaker 1: And y'all decided to audition the finger puppets in public
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  Speaker 1: in front of everyone. What the hell y'all doing when
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  Speaker 1: you think folks aren't looking? If this is what y'all
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  Speaker 1: do when y'all in public, what are y'all doing when
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  Speaker 1: you think folks aren't looking? Now, y'all know me. I
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  Speaker 1: encourage people. If you see something, say something. And apparently
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  Speaker 1: these young men love to go around shaking hands with
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  Speaker 1: the milkmen. They love scratching Yoda behind the ears. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of young Jedi's jerking. And they may not
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  Speaker 1: know it, but there have been people on campus who
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  Speaker 1: have come forward to tell us what the hell has
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  Speaker 1: been going on with the squirt Hockey six. Apparently these
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  Speaker 1: dudes spirited, bearded clam everywhere, and folks feel like they
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  Speaker 1: have to defend themselves against them. We have a black
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  Speaker 1: American who goes to Santo Amaro University and told us
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  Speaker 1: some things about an incident he had with the squirt
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  Speaker 1: Hockey six. Let's go to FBCR for the report. Please
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  Speaker 1: one got that out of this? Yeah, I had to
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  Speaker 1: fight something. Bathroom slipping on a seamen bathroom whoa whoa listen, listen,
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  Speaker 1: Squirt Hockey six. The only thing I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: is sometimes it takes a false turn every now and
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  Speaker 1: then to arrive at the rest right destination. I repeat,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it takes a false turn every now and then
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  Speaker 1: to arrive at the right destination. That is true, But
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  Speaker 1: y'all need to get y'all heads examined. Okay, what the
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  Speaker 1: hell was you thinking? You weren't thinking? It wasn't crack.
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  Speaker 1: It gotta be cracked, all right. Tell me it was drugs,
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  Speaker 1: because if it wasn't, humans really might be doomed as
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  Speaker 1: a species. Please let remy mad give the squid hockey
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  Speaker 1: six or the squort hockey six from Santo a Mero
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  Speaker 1: University the biggest e huh he ha he ha, you
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  Speaker 1: stupid mother? Are you dumb? The squat hockey six from
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  Speaker 1: Santo a Mao University.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't understand, Like you get those people together
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  Speaker 3: and be like, hey, this is a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Not one person said no, let's drop our pants, grab
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  Speaker 1: our meat and run on court. Not one person said nah, stupid,
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  Speaker 1: Like not one person. Six people is a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people they have to agree to do something like this,
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  Speaker 1: not one And these are college students going to school
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  Speaker 1: to be doctors, and not one person said nah, bro,
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  Speaker 1: we've all the stupid stuff when we were not like that.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't no wrong, but being a little gay. Everybody's
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  Speaker 3: a little gay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where that came from media, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, that's just wow. Is that gay? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yes, that's not something black. Hey Shulman, join
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  Speaker 3: me in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be you know, one human resource. It's
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  Speaker 1: great human resource.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's just that's great, like something you don't see
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  Speaker 3: what your people like. I've never I've never been with
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  Speaker 3: my people that said.
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  Speaker 1: Retired from that one. I can retire after that. That
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  Speaker 1: checkuld be great. Damn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just I've never seen anybody, you know, with
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  Speaker 3: the homies like yo, yo, let's do something. Let's just
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  Speaker 3: run up at McDonald's and like this has never happened.
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  Speaker 1: Now that makes me think, right, you and what if
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  Speaker 1: you and four or five of your homeboys decided to
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  Speaker 1: go robb a store? Right or four or five year
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  Speaker 1: homeboys decided to go do a home invasion? What's crazier that?
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  Speaker 1: Or this? It's all stupid, it's all stupid. But we
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  Speaker 1: look at this like this is unbelievable. We can't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: But the other one is just like, oh, that's just
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  Speaker 1: a little stupid, Like damn, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: We'd make we probably make excuse back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: we'd make excuses for the home invasions and the robberies.
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  Speaker 3: But if you had a choice, a choice, if there
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  Speaker 3: was one that you had to do, which one would
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  Speaker 3: you would it be? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Boy, man, that shouldn't be a tough one.
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  Speaker 3: But like, would you add it a home evasion or
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  Speaker 3: would you you and your man like.
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  Speaker 1: One is perverted and immature and disgusting, but one could
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  Speaker 1: get you jail time. Yeah, I don't answer this question.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Choose not there. I have no reason
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  Speaker 1: to answer this question on this radio, b Et, we'll
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  Speaker 1: see the piece b Et Donkey today is brought to
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  Speaker 1: you by the law office of Michael slam and Soft.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be a donkey. Dob pound two fifty on yourself
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  Speaker 1: and say the bull. If you've been hurting a construction accident,
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  Speaker 1: that's pound two five oh from yourself and say the bull.
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  Speaker 3: Wake that ass up in the morning.
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