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Episode 259: They Call Me Lake · Not That Serious

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  No sense. It makes zero sense, zero sense. What did you say
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  Mike's mustache because it just look like he has his regular Nobody's going to see
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  that. It's very obviously mustache on top of mustache. That's what I got,
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  double stash, double stuff. See. But like yours is just darker.
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  He's just putting dark on dark. He just made an extra black.
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  You want to be talking. You want to open up that door and I'm
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  not going to go through the door to other people, will you? You
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  just rebrought back up the door, Okay, you want you want to darken
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  that doorway. Hey, everybody, it's Steve hard Morning Show. All your
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  horns signed the same, all hor what's going on, everybody, It's still
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  not that serious? Hold on, uh excuse me, sorry, that's that
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  good c four. I was drinking earlier and definitely not another energy drink.
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  But it's crazy how you burped this way to even try to cover I'm sorry,
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  right I Apolo getting on his good sweater exactly. This is on that
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  good cotton. What's going on, everybody? It's not that serious podcast AKA
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  the greatest podcast in the world. Mm hmmm h and it's your boy Mike
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  here a K A. You're right, I am Judge Steve Harvey, you
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  so crazy? Is l z a k A mister Rad Keenan's in the building
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  a k A. Vacation Steve Lam a k A doctor Waffle. Yeah only
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  Pike, Steve Survey, original Steve o G. Steve no Stem just the
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  high time your boy Q. I'm a Jehovah witness will celebrate Halloween. See
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  yeah here trying to make funny, but my mama is always witness. We
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  don't and turned on me Kwan with the fresh with the fresh friend? Is
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  that why he left? He was left to get came in that way?
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  Who likes? Was you sitting in between? What did you like to know?
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  So you know I'm just playing. I just playing be like Steve Harvey
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  and was the ship he did with A Nickcademy is open up the condom Like
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  I remember the filming that A move was there, Love them, love them?
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  It was very Nick was very good scene part man. That's very helpful.
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  We were didn't do the words. We had to do that actually,
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  fun fact, we had to shoot that about thirty seven times. I've seen
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  so many times. By the time I was done, I tasted nothing but
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  Latext, I really couldn't eat lunch with the green room Latex and Spermo side.
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  Yeah, I tried to eat a fucking chicken shabatas which it likes the
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  extra rib, say jamata, it tastes a lot of it tastes like safe
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  sex. Mm hmm yo. It tasted like you think it. Give it
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  a little extra twang it don't it, don't don't don't, don't do it
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  don't. Maybe I should have used the flavored one, but it tastes better.
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  Have you ever used a flavor condo? Yeah? Once? Who are
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  fucking freak? You too? You are? Why not? And Okay that
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  was long ago, so so so, like when it was before we get
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  started on one of Mike's crazy sex questions. Keep please tell them what we're
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  doing at the end of the month before we forget you're getting at the episode.
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  You're right here, ye hear ye. All football fans and non football
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  fans and supporters of us, if you want to hang out with us,
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  you want to kick it with us, Well, today is your lucky day
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  on this this month coming up? Well is it gonna be? This month
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  bears all the mic nigga rustling? This month on the twenty six. That's
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  gonna be a Sunday we aka US aka the Not That Serious Podcast aka the
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  Not That Steve Podcast. Okay, the Steve Harvey Morning Show will be at
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  the Lincoln Financial Field for the Eagles versus Bill's tailgate. We're gonna be out
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  there kicking it, you know what I'm saying with the other tailgators. As
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  tradition dictates, the lot has still to be determined and to be announced.
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  So once we figure that out, we're gonna let you guys know. But
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  we will be out there. Guys, So if you got the time and
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  you want to hang out with us, you want to kick it with us,
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  We're gonna be out there. Else is gonna be out there on the
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  ones and twos. I'm gonna be out there, not on the ones and
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  twos. Off the edge, Yeah, I'm sure I'm gonna be I'm gonna
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  be zoo trying to trying to be very high to forget how cold it is
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  going to be. But don't let that discourage you from coming. Not gonna
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  be cold. There was eight degrees on Halloween, you know. Yeah,
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  well Halloween weekend, I'm sorry. Global Warming Saturday, Yeah, global warming,
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  you know, so localized, localized, local, you know much water
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  I've seen last weekend. That's crazy. So technically it'll be more water because
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  it's pull ice caps. But we ain't need to go there exactly. We're
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  gonna go that deep into it. So the tailgate is going to be on
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  the twenty sixth November. Uh so yeah, Lincoln Financial Field, Uh where
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  aka where the Eagles play? Uh yeah, we're gonna be out there kicking
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  it. Guys you want to, you know, mark it on your calendars.
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  We'll see you there and we'll just come out and have a good time
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  with with the game. Mike's coming outside. Mike is coming outside. I
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  can't get out of this exactly. So if you ever want to finally meet
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  Mike, if you've never seen Mike before, it's the only time y'all ever
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  seen Mike was by accident. We'll get into that. Yeah, you only
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  see me by chance. Yes, if you want to me Keenan and actually
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  see the person that you say shut the funk up to, you don't say
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  to you, you won't say so his fad, then he'll pop here.
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  Can we do like a Keenan station? God damn, like a dump tank
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  like instead of a dunk tank like something that they can I don't know.
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  Hold on, he's going to be doing your Mike is also Keen is gonna
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  be doing questions. Yeah, I'm gonna be out talking to the people.
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  Hello, hello, hello he yeah now yeah, Keen is gonna be doing
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  questions, walking around interacting with the people. So you'll be able to talk
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  to him to his face. Yeah, tell him, smash the mask,
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  whatever you want to do. You will be your little fuck toy to the
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  whole tel don't touch me what they give you? Five hours? Don't touch
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  me? What's the number? Serve ray House? What are they doing smacking
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  my ass? Oh you're a little whore. Twenty twenty five dollars. Slap
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  Keen his butt, just spanking. You get thirty seconds. You say twenty
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  dollars and you get three slaps. You know you don't hundred dollars. You
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  get thirty seconds out of his ass. Do whatever you all want, all
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  the proceeds he been at Paul two hundred and fifty. You can paddle him
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  here, so wind like a babywe like see baby a while, I got
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  dignity too. While sorry, y sim while that like sound like the famous
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  decks. Whoa, oh, whoa, what yourna to say? Baby?
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  I have to say famous decks? I wait, y'all, so you have
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  dignity, yes, but you have also money after that? Listen, it
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  is never that sids for me to semmer butt. M okay, thirty Second'll
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  just give it away, thirty second, thirty How we go from one slaps?
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  They get free rein in my butt for thirty seconds. It's one hundred
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  dollars. It's a closed butt, one hundred. They still gotta get to
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  it. Excuse me something that we rest eight? You gonta eight square foot
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  box to run around in for the thirty seconds one hundred dollars and then nigga
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  catch me? Then what? It's the booty hunger game? Ain't no,
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  ain't no Kanye show up to that? Now? What the fucking man?
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  Get what you paid for? Fight it off? He paid for your butt?
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  No, I'm okay, I'm okay. They like shit and they won't
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  shit. They can't han me five hundred dollars thirty seconds in your butt and
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  act just like they have thirty s. But the thirty seconds is the undressing.
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  So if it takes them a long time, to get to your butt.
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  Then they lost that. But if they're really fast and they got twenty
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  seven seconds to do what they will three second, they're gonna get in the
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  three second. I don't know how fast. They gotta wear a lot of
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  layers. You get, you know, wear like six jeans. That's how
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  short. That's how you gain the system game. Get one of them belts,
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  the old rope belts, that chastity belt. Wear a belt under the
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  belt, plays the jaws, basketball shorts like he was in eighth grade,
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  basketball shorts under the jeans, the dermos, then more jeans. I'm not
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  telling my butt selling. You're pretty much sold a dream at that point because
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  they ain't gonna get to you button thirty seconds. Players, that's the game.
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  He's a squirmer, squarmer. He's a fighter. I can see it
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  now, he's a fighter. No, no, thank you, no thank
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  you. Think about it. We'll come back to it. I thought,
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  fifty thousand dollars cash, throw that ass thirty seconds. You're not giving it
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  up. You're a goddamn life. You say, no, nigga, ain't
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  gonna catch me in them thirty seconds. I thought, turning fucking with Sean
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  McCoy. Alright, so yeah, so you if that interest you at all,
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  in. We're holding in on that ten k, you know what I'm saying,
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  for the end of the year. That's the goal. We're honing in
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  on it. I didn't think we were gonna get closed. It was looking
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  a little shaky a couple of months ago. We had a nice little surge
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  and we could be honing in on it, man, So make them figure
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  counts. I'm saying, hacky, Grandma's Google log in and make an account
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  gosh Ding Patreon, Patreon extra content, you know what I'm saying. You
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  get ad free episodes. New episode went up this past week. New episode
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  just went up. Oh man, what a all man. What a du
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  musiler that went up this all all your people that saw all the people that
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  was on the one YouTube episode that was like ghettle g we did it.
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  You got your ggs. It's on Patreon. Pay up, shut up and
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  watch it. It's there. U keenan Uh definitely almost threw up at least
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  three times. At least one time. He really almost threw up. Yeah,
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  he really. That ship was disgusting, bro. It was bad.
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  It was bad. It was it was it was that beat they meet to
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  that they need to be checked check. They need to be committed. It's
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  not checked. They need to be actually put in like they need to be
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  separated from society. Yeah, under the Yeah, if you looked at that,
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  hey you're fucking dick. Got hard, bro, you saw hard.
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  Probably racist at the minimum, at the minimum, the best case scenario is
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  your racist. Other than that, we'll have to figure out some words for
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  you, and then it's a dark descent from there. So yeah, Patreon,
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  that's what you get with the Patreon three five fifteen dollar tiers. You
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  know what I'm saying. Give somebody that sweet, sweet working money, damn
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  right money, and then a po box. We got a PO box.
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  You know what I'm saying. Peo Boxing two seven six in Burmlington, New
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  Jersey aka AK zip code zero eight zero one six. Oh, speaking of
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  the zip the po box? Yes, uh yeah? So whoever bought us
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  the things from Exotic Munchies. So here's the thing. When I saw it,
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  because came at a separate date that I picked it up. So,
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  like when you get a package, they just leave like little orange slip to
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  let you know that you got a package. I saw that it said Exotic
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  Munchies. I'm like, yo, who actually sent us? I've made thought
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  somebody sent this week there still you can still do it. You can still
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  do it. So I did not, really, I guess whoever sent this?
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  These we got them. We're actually gonna try out these steak Cheetos.
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  I really, yeah, you're anticipating it. Yes, I think those are
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  gonna be good. All right, you don't think those are gonna be good?
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  What I'm concerned about those? So run through everything we got, all
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  right? So we got some steak Cheetos, we got some sour shells skittles
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  from Japan. From Japan, we got some Oreo cookie wafers filled strawberry thing,
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  the jobbers from Japan. From Japan, we got skittles, lollipops from
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  Japan. From Japan, we have uh coffee chips and hoy cookies. Anybody
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  want these nasty ships? Yeah, I think they're like the flavor. I
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  think that's gonna be really good. That's probably gonna be probably the most disgusting.
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  Uh. I don't like coffee, Like I really had to taste the
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  coffee. And then we got a is that a fat joke? What he
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  wants me to do? The thing? Oh, I'm gonna actually resist this
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  orange halfway did it? And I was like, we got ns Fanta and
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  that's just its just a Cadbury what chocolate bar or caramel milk, Cadbury chocolates,
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  the British chocolate. Everything was from Japan. That's crazy, but actually,
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  yeah, basically it's just snacks. You can't get out here. There
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  was no there was no name on this. But we also got a book.
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  Yes, well we got out to whoever the fuck his name was was
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  named Brian something H Tyler H. We lost the paper. Appreciate you.
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  There we go. Simmilars a classic novella. Yeah, novella entitled Old Thought
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  Next door. We got to read it pass by the laureate known as Kwan
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  Mills. I'll read a passage at the very end as we go through the
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  very ending. For at the end of the podcast, we're gonna read a
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  little selection. We're actually gonna read a selection. Maybe we'll see how you
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  guys like it, if you guys like us reading it, but read a
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  little piece at every episode until this motherfucking thing is done. And shockingly,
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  disturbingly, this book is going to take a while. Is three hundred and
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  fifteen pages long. Honestly, how in the hell a narrative about an old
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  thought is three hundred and fifteen pages I'll never know. It has a prologue
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  you'll find out and an epilogue. I read epologue. I read a little
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  bit of it. There is a there's a way that he did it.
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  It's called he fucking stretched it? Good friend? This is it still stretched?
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  I don't know, it's just stretched it stretching move I think, yeah,
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  it's I can't wait to get into this. Yeah, so so treating
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  for later. Appreciate you. So yeah, guys, keep sending the stuff.
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  We're not gonna eat everything right now. Definitely just gonna try out the
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  can we try at least I want you don't want to try to stick cheetos
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  like we'll do cheetos. We'll do the cheetos. It's not a good look
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  for you. They take it away. Okay, you know what on first
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  first look, on first look, not no, it looks all right.
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  Not what I thought I was gonna get here. Oh wow, this doesn't
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  look like che we actually it does. It looked like it would be like
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  a cinnamon cheating. It looks like it looks like a cheeto going wrong.
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  Yeah, go ahead, get y'all steak cheetos. Can you not getting one?
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  Don't be no bit a little bit. Yeah, you'll get some,
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  all right, so already bottles up? Give me another one? Mm hmmm?
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  Why they sweet? Is sweet? What the fuck is that? As?
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  But it's not bad, like the first taste is not great, but
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  as it took a bite. Now give me another one, give me this
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  is all right? Hold on this ship, good q. Hey you know
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  what it tastes like steak ramin season. Probably the same thing, yes,
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  probably the same thing. Probably hold on. Okay, hold on, player,
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  you did your big I would never got my way to bodies. But
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  they're not not nastally to shave the least. I don't know. I might
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  the more eating it, I might have to venture off. I'm a crazies
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  after this. Damn it's better as you eat it more you got any more
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  than the first The first bite is like because it's a little before you start.
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  That nigga fell in love instantly. He was like, that ship is
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  good. Now. I knew as soon as I took a bike there go
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  to Cheetos. That's you got a whole handful. Because he knew. He
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  knew it was over, but I respect knew. You know, someone say
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  about turning to Kobe when he passed the ball. He passing the ball and
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  you get it back to Kobe. You're not getting it back That nigga shooting
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  forty seventh straight right now. Look you're doing his last offers, all right,
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  niggas, I'll get your last bitch in. Bring me off. Let
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  me get one last little little big bag. Is it's a decent bag.
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  That's called efficiency. That's like the amount there of being like a big side.
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  I took a bliss. Yeah, they don't have that evil This is
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  Japan. They don't got that evil capitalist packaging technique. They don't have the
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  Michelle Obama packaging. What a time you gotta get uh like pringles and ship
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  or get in the tube. Oh yeah, I can't cheat you there there,
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  cheat you. That's what he said. He said, they can't cheat.
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  You can't cheat you. Yeah, okay, fellas, that was good.
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  So we all just have to stay Cheetos. So one fucking with these.
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  The more I eat them, I'm not gonna hold like Michael, what
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  are you gonna read it? One through ten? Because all right, so
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  first taste, there was like a five, like like a six. I'm
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  gonna say, like a six. You went back. Then it slowly grew
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  to like a eight, like a seven, like an eight. That's that's
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  pretty high. You're right, this is seven and a half. Seven,
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  seven and a half. I'm at eight point three. I'm maybe like six
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  point four, six point four, six point five. I'm at eight point
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  three my belief. The more I might be at a eight point seven,
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  I'm my dad, that's how good it it is, making your must dass.
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  Oh good, sorry for you? Are you guys listening to us smacking
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  the mic? I'm really yeh know, you really apologize? I leave it
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  at six point three. Yeah, exactly right now, somebody's on the side
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  of my speaker, going, yeah, this is all right. See now
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  I want to see more of the exactics and Cheetos. The reason why I
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  can't we can't keep going another time. We'll do that after make your pay
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  for it. This is I'm sure these is busting. What's that you want
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  to do? Another one? The oreo? Wait for once you get keen,
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  go for some sweet you got to you got to now we got exactly
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  I have got dinner and never got that dessert. Dessert, gotta have dessert.
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  Let's make it. Let's make it quick. This is like you got
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  a lot of Yeah, honestly, this will be better for you guys.
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  Visual people and they're small, they're smaller. Ship doesn't have a little chocolate
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  and strawberry? Is that what it is? Yeah? I don't like.
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  I don't like. I'm wait, I'm sorry, Oh wait, Michael,
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  the strawberry, it's not real. It's artificial straw Listen, I don't know
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  how you yours already gidding? I did Ship, I'm sorry, okay,
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  Nah, I had Jesus Jesus all right ready, I already one two three.
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  Yeah, what what the hell? Why do it taste like watermelon?
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  The flavor exploded my buts in your butthole my mouth. That's pretty good.
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  Mm hmm. I'm not much of a strawberry guy. It tastes like a
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  chocolate, like a chocolate wafer. But that's pretty much what it is.
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  It's just a no. It tastes like strawberry chewing gum. I like,
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  I don't, that's not it. No, thanks, that's pretty good.
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  Yeah, bring back the steak. Cheetahs smile with five from the young man.
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  I agree, I agree. One I would say, I would say,
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  like a six and a half, six and a half him, Yeah,
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  I have to clean my power that. I don't like that. Actually
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  good, I was not. Go ahead, Yeah you can enjoy your so
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  I like him, but you can kill it, my boy, all right
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  the steak well six and a half? I said, yeah, I said,
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  yeah, I thought, what you think? Speaking of taste testing,
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  Yeah, yeah, we're gonna separate right into the Keith Lee, here's what
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  you're gonna try it and one through we'll get that out of my phone.
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  As you can see, I don't have food, no, I know some
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  niggas. Speaking of food tasting and ship. Keith Believe went to Atlanta and
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  cool. This nigga has pretty much flipped the city upside down. Boy oh
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  boy, he's walked through this bitch like Omar. He is going the colorady
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  world of atl in a tizzy. Bro. I don't think anybody saw this,
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  even including him. I don't think he really saw it going the way
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  that it's been going so pretty much since he since he's who he is,
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  he kind of it has to anonymously going to these restaurants, and he's trying
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  to be as fair as possible. So he's just trying these restaurants. He's
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  sending his family in there, He's having other people call. Some restaurants are
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  good. Some he's not even leaving with food. And when you see a
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  video with Keith Lee with no food, is that you know you're fucked up.
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  So I think a lot of the two ones that got the most attention
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  is that he did a review of a place called The Real Milk and Honey
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  in Atlanta, And before I get into that, I think the what I've
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  seen the sentiments is a lot of people from especially from Atlanta, is that
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  these restaurants are notoriously known for like, yeah, they're agreeing with everything that's
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  bad service, having bad service, exorbitant expensive prices, stupid rules, stupid
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  rules. Yeah, what the FUCKI stupid rules, very stupid rules that are
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  like not customer service oriented, not looking towards the customers. And as me,
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  I'm someone who's always like, the customer is always wrong, but I
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  agree with that the customer is usually really wrong. But you gotta try to
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  kind of be customer uh facing, at least be pleasant. You can have
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  I think your rules, like you can have your rules or whatever, or
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  you should everything should be thought off with the customer in mind. You should
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  never be business centric. You should be more customer centric. Now does that
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  mean compromising to the point where your business fails. No, but doesn't it
• 26:37
  means being just generally reasonable. And I think a lot of these Atlanta restaurants
• 26:44
  kind of missed the mark on that, and the sentiments that have been echoed
• 26:51
  by all the people who live there are kind of being shown in Keith Lee's
• 26:56
  reviews of these places, because it's two big plays places where he's gone and
• 27:00
  these are popular places where he doesn't even get a food and one of the
• 27:04
  places we've actually been to at least I went to. So yeah, what
• 27:11
  you face the fucking old lady. The posting on that he put in the
• 27:17
  group chat, that's a that's a stupid reasoning. But okay, yeah,
• 27:22
  what are you talking about? Nothing? Okay? So yeah, one of
• 27:25
  these places he went to is called the Real Milk and Honey in Atlanta,
• 27:27
  and apparently he went in there and what was the rule that said he So
• 27:33
  there was one rule that said that parties over five I'm finding yeah, no
• 27:38
  said parties over five is automatically eighteen percent gratuity added on. But which is
• 27:45
  no, no, no, keenan, there's another rule I know that I'm
• 27:49
  talking about that rule that rules fine five party five more h to say that
• 27:52
  happened here. But then the last rule is like, there's no parties of
• 27:57
  above four because we don't have enough on any day any day, and then
• 28:02
  why all fucking days? So my thing is they tried to be funny with
• 28:07
  this ship and like, I guess, be relatable to people, and like,
• 28:10
  hey, look we're human too, look at us making jokes. No,
• 28:11
  this ship is just it's just corny, right. So this is the
• 28:15
  Milk, the Real Milk and Honey, house rules. Number one, we
• 28:18
  guarantee great food. Everything else is left the chance. In parentheses, we
• 28:22
  really try our hardest, though, we really do. Hold on, hold
• 28:25
  on, hold on, hold on, hold on, stop stop stop.
• 28:27
  The only thing you're off see this is the Let me let me look,
• 28:32
  let me hold on, let me let me cook. Slow down, Steve,
• 28:37
  Slow down, Steve, you're about to give you judgment, Steve.
• 28:40
  Uh. Number two, we do not provide individual checks. However, we
• 28:45
  will allow up to three forms of payment. That's fun. I guess.
• 28:48
  Number three, like Kena said, eighteen percent gratuity added to parties of five
• 28:52
  or more or checks larger than seventy five dollars. Okay, I guess yes.
• 28:57
  Number four, No modifications that any of any menus, I'm sorry.
• 29:03
  No modifications to any of the menu items. If you have a food allergy,
• 29:06
  please choose another item without the allergen. Okay, I mean, I
• 29:11
  fucking guess. I've never heard of that, but okay, I get it.
• 29:12
  Number five ice cream Sunday with nuts and I'm allergic nut or without nuts.
• 29:19
  Pick something else, softy, don't eat, don't don't order the fucking
• 29:23
  nuts Sunday. Got your sppen don't you so? No, what it was
• 29:26
  was is on a website that don't post what allergens is compos supposed to fucking
• 29:32
  know. That's that's the issue, exactly. Number five. They try to
• 29:37
  be funny with this, be nice, suck my fucking Number six, no
• 29:41
  reservations unless you're Barack Obama. Yes, it really says that. Hey,
• 29:45
  there's exceptions exceptions to every rule. Number seven, No table hibernation. I'm
• 29:52
  so Number seven, No table hibernation, not even its max. Others have
• 29:55
  to eat too. Number eight. If we prepare your selection of food from
• 29:59
  the specifications, we will not remove them from the item from your bill.
• 30:02
  Our entrees are not samples. Thanks, what's that? What's that? Last
• 30:04
  one? If we prepare your selected item to our food menu or sorry,
• 30:10
  to our menu specifications, we will not remove the item from your bills.
• 30:14
  So like, if you say you don't like it, basically you say you
• 30:17
  don't like it, but they give you what you ordered. You will you
• 30:19
  say you don't like it, They're not charge. I've never complained about that.
• 30:26
  Number nine, here's the contradiction. No parties larger than four on days
• 30:30
  that end, and why we're a small place and when we get busy,
• 30:33
  large groups are hard to accommodate. We do not push tables together. Yeah,
• 30:38
  but you just told me that's that's those two things are dumb. But
• 30:45
  I agree with that last one if you're excluding the dumbness of the first role
• 30:48
  that contradicts it, like especially small places, I like, you know,
• 30:52
  like mm hmm. Honestly, i'n be honest with you. Most of those
• 31:00
  rules are reasonable. They are most of the reasons of them. But the
• 31:06
  ones that are really ridiculous they have rules. I'm just I just think just
• 31:11
  the way that they did it, trying to be witty and funny. Yeah,
• 31:14
  it's the way you do that. Don't do that. That was just
• 31:15
  like the TikTok they put up. It's the tone of it. Who's keith
• 31:19
  Lee? That was bad? That was really bad? That was that was
• 31:22
  that was that was really really bad. So they're in like a club and
• 31:27
  like a day club, placed like that on the couch and just like guy
• 31:32
  has like a little cigar whatever it's called in his hand and the girls like
• 31:37
  keith Lee, who's keith Lee? Like did you see this post by keith
• 31:41
  Lee review? Yeah? And she was he was like, and who is
• 31:44
  this Keith Lee, Like you don't know who Keith Lee is? No,
• 31:47
  And then that's that's the post. That's the end of the thing, which
• 31:51
  I'm like, come on, come, come, come. And the thing
• 31:56
  is like Keith Lee always makes it like he's certain. Just turns out,
• 32:00
  don't leave a bad review over this place just because I said so. He
• 32:05
  says it all. Just because I didn't get any food doesn't mean the food's
• 32:07
  not good. It's just at this point, I couldn't say I'm going off
• 32:10
  leave, go taste it yourself. So for them to go out there and
• 32:14
  go who is Keith Lee? He ain't nothing. That wasn't necessary because he
• 32:17
  didn't say anything bad about your company. All he did was say what state
• 32:22
  his experience exactly? Mm hmm. Y'all didn't want a certain like so he
• 32:25
  went to this place, and I believe they tried to say it to his
• 32:30
  family that they couldn't serve him. So then he goes in there because the
• 32:34
  same thing happened that old Lady Gaga happens every time. Yeah, every time
• 32:37
  he walks in there and like, oh, Keith Lee, you don't say
• 32:42
  come sit down, boy, I come sit this way. Come on,
• 32:45
  as soon as they say that. He said, actually, everybody in here
• 32:47
  should be able to eat, whoever's waiting outside should be able to eat.
• 32:50
  I'm gonna leave. What do you disagree? Did he not hear what he
• 32:55
  said? I already said I agree with the principle of it exactly. That's
• 33:02
  all we need. There's principle and then there's practice in the world. World.
• 33:07
  Now, I agree with the principal hold on. I agree with the
• 33:12
  principle of like, yes, everybody should eat whatever, right, But like,
• 33:16
  I know where you're going. Don't be like I don't want to.
• 33:20
  I don't like, don't be confused why like you're getting or surprised or surprised
• 33:24
  you're getting preferential treatment. Nigga, No, he's not surprised surprised, But
• 33:28
  that's what he's trying to get rid of. But you're never gonna get rid
• 33:30
  of that. That that's it, that's what that is. Cardi B had
• 33:32
  to do the same thing. She said she tried to eat at one of
• 33:36
  the places and she was like they were acting weird. She's like, you're
• 33:38
  just gonna have the name drop me because they're not trying to feed any of
• 33:42
  us, So you're gonna have the name drop me. And as soon as
• 33:43
  they did it, they were, oh, ship table right here. Yeah,
• 33:46
  we're gonna make ship move for famous. Why because they're not. They're
• 33:52
  not. You just want the people to go there, take pictures. Wait,
• 33:59
  because that's good for business exactly, and him giving a bad review,
• 34:01
  it's bad for business. So bad review because there's a bad business. That's
• 34:07
  bad business. If I'm they're not standing on business. If I got it
• 34:10
  on bull if I got a restaurant and I got two customers coming up,
• 34:15
  one is a regular dude and one is a famous person? Which one do
• 34:20
  I have the potential? I'm just saying, but like, yeah, I
• 34:24
  know what happened, that's fine. But if you so. The whole problem
• 34:29
  with this is that none of the niggas down there, They clearly don't know
• 34:35
  what he's about. If you know, you know anything about him, you
• 34:38
  know that's a bad idea to do that, because now you changed from a
• 34:45
  he's about positivity review not happening, Like I'd rather have a review not happen
• 34:49
  to have a bad review happening. You know what I'm saying, Like,
• 34:52
  don't review me at all before you give me a bad review. And so
• 34:54
  if you just say, hey, yeah, the wait, it's an hour,
• 34:58
  maybe he doesn't give you a review. But when he walks up and
• 35:00
  you jump him to the front line after it, he his whole thing is
• 35:06
  about not wanting to be treated different than a regular person. And you do
• 35:10
  that in front of people that said they've been sitting there for an hour and
• 35:15
  his own family. Yeah, his own family. So now now you get
• 35:20
  the bad review of just you were if you had any type of like intelligence
• 35:24
  in the situation, Yeah, Keith, like I know that you don't want
• 35:28
  no perfect to treatment. So it's gonna be an hour. And now you
• 35:30
  did that now, now that I agree with. But that's only if you
• 35:35
  know him or know what he's about. Clearly, these guys didn't do that.
• 35:38
  They don't know that. I don't think that I didn't know that far
• 35:44
  in depth about it. They know that about him like that, Well,
• 35:46
  you're you're not in the food industry, Well not all those people that work
• 35:50
  there, I expect. I'm gonna tell you if he's the hottest food critic
• 35:53
  on earth, obviously they care about unused Right, he's the hottest food critic
• 35:58
  on earth? Yes? Sure, why not? Right? Now probably who
• 36:01
  have more influential influence on food than this nigga, especially in a black mainstream
• 36:08
  even No, like he's he's he's not any other food critic. Yeah,
• 36:15
  okay, No, it's definitely within the black community. It's yeah, it's
• 36:21
  reel it in. That's really doing. You have to you have to take
• 36:29
  into account like where he's going, like Michelin Star, like review type ship.
• 36:34
  That's a little different. Sure, but we also have to think about
• 36:37
  That's why I say, like black owned businesses, no, not even black
• 36:39
  owned business Like, how many of the general population are looking after Michelin Star
• 36:45
  restaurants? I put it, I'll give it to you this way. Keith
• 36:49
  Lee's I think reached er is following like fourteen million. That is a little
• 36:53
  different than like New York City top ten restaurants, you know what I mean.
• 36:59
  Sure, but I'm saying, like that's any different. He's reaching a
• 37:01
  different audience because of the platforms. That's what I'm saying. It's he went
• 37:06
  to New York and try to oxtail pizza. It's more it's more common every
• 37:10
  day ship. It's not your it's not your high end restaurant, backstail pancakes,
• 37:17
  is it? Scallion pancakes is not going to be His reach is new,
• 37:24
  is connected to a different audience. All these people I agree with all
• 37:29
  that it's just the hottest on earth. Let's let's mean, but you just
• 37:32
  said that circle. Yes, that maybe maybe not the biggest, Okay,
• 37:40
  but right now when it comes to critics, yes, you could say he's
• 37:44
  the hottest because his name is coming up more than probably anybody else. Nobody
• 37:49
  know. That's what That's what Michael. In terms of everyday restaurants, he's
• 37:54
  the hottest and the biggest every day restaurants. I'm not talking about like you're
• 37:58
  not talking about your like fine dining. He's reviewing fucking Grandma's soul food,
• 38:04
  right, Nobody's going there to review that, right, you know what I
• 38:07
  mean. But I don't know if this is I don't know if his reach
• 38:12
  is bigger than Dave's reach. I don't know. I think that's an argument
• 38:16
  there. I think Dave Barstool's Port Peter reach might be bigger than what's called
• 38:23
  it could be. You know, I forgot he was doing that. That's
• 38:25
  what I'm saying. So, like you got to remember audiences and who target
• 38:30
  all that ship. Like, yes, Keith is big, but to say
• 38:31
  the biggest of the world is a stretch Chipotle though he did have That's fine.
• 38:39
  No, that's I'm not I'm not. I just wanted to say it
• 38:46
  again. Yeah, but when when you think about impact and following in that
• 38:52
  scale, it's a little different. I think if you don't know the nigga,
• 38:58
  of course then but but let's not let's let's not be mistaken. He
• 39:02
  may not take that, but all these other celebrities definitely, well that's why
• 39:08
  they probably did that, right, But again, you gotta know who you're
• 39:14
  dealing with. That's a terrible idea for a food critics. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:16
  it is. Yeah, especially when you, like you said, like,
• 39:20
  if you don't know who the guy is, well what he's about,
• 39:22
  then okay. If you care about your social media presence and like your your
• 39:30
  you're like, what the fuck's the word to looking for your image? Yeah,
• 39:34
  like you know, your public persona, your public image to like the
• 39:37
  rest of the community or the city you're operating. Then when you know he's
• 39:42
  in town, you should probably do a little bit of research. If he's
• 39:44
  the chance to he's some Papa for sure kind of thing. If you are
• 39:46
  a black owned restaurant and you have anybody under the age of twenty five working
• 39:54
  in your restaurant, niggas in that restaurant. I know who Keith Lee is
• 40:00
  hundred percent and that's why and that's why they give him. Oh, Keith
• 40:01
  your here looks like you know who he is, and that's why they was
• 40:05
  like yeah, but thinking like oh, they're not thinking about it more.
• 40:07
  They they just see the guy and was like, yeah, as soon as
• 40:10
  you see he's in Atlanta and you see what then happens at the honey Spot.
• 40:14
  Yes, Yo, everybody shape up. Having that old lady game,
• 40:17
  having that old lady gang whatever, having that old lady gang shouldn't have happened
• 40:22
  in the fucking whoever the person or whatever asked him to come Yeah, so
• 40:28
  ask him. Hey, guys, I asked Keith to come by, So
• 40:30
  let's make sure it doesn't. Everybody gets streated. Good if we don't know
• 40:35
  who it could be. Let's let he sends the same people in every restaurant.
• 40:39
  Let's look up what his wife looks like and his sister looks like simple,
• 40:45
  he only got cousins. Look up, what look funn these people walks
• 40:51
  in, let's pay special attention, let's try to be discreet about it.
• 40:53
  But but but also he said, like they've been trying to contact him for
• 40:58
  a while, so he just opped up. He didn't tell him that they're
• 41:00
  Oh he saw them in Atlanta. You know he's in Atlanta and you're hitting
• 41:04
  him up. So that means he literally just said they saw they asked him
• 41:07
  to come over social media. They've been hitting him up for a while,
• 41:13
  even if but he's and then they saw you're down here, even if you
• 41:16
  don't, even if you don't respond, you've been hitting him up, and
• 41:20
  you know this, and you see he's in town, be on you for
• 41:22
  as long as he's in town, and you know you've been end up.
• 41:24
  Hey he might because he's known for that. He might come through. So
• 41:30
  hey, let's be on our a game here. But also we gotta remember,
• 41:34
  I mean, it is Atlanta, so like it's not an excuse.
• 41:37
  Niggas down there is just boogie. And I feel like they was, yeah,
• 41:42
  they because the regular people that are down there every day, the experience
• 41:45
  yet just what it is because we're not celebrities, and I've seen someone like
• 41:51
  if you're if you want your business to succeed, you would treat everybody the
• 41:54
  same because everybody's money is green, Like you got to make the money,
• 41:58
  got more of it. Someone said that the problem with like a little bit
• 42:02
  if you're not letting niggas eat a local. Somebody in Atlanta said the problem
• 42:06
  with their restaurants. A lot of them have good food but can't don't have
• 42:10
  that, uh, the infrastructure to support the demand that comes with having good
• 42:15
  food. So their staple is the food and the rest of the shit,
• 42:20
  it's just like by the wayside. It's literally just making it work to serve
• 42:23
  people. He's like, you know, they can't they can't take reservations,
• 42:27
  they can't do this. Their buildings are too small, so they just Backbote
• 42:30
  is their food, and however, the other shit falls in line. It
• 42:32
  just falls in line. And honestly, that stuff because I kind of understand
• 42:37
  that a little bit. I get it. I can't I can't fault them
• 42:40
  for having some of these weird rules, like hey, maybe you can't have
• 42:44
  five six parties of five cause nigga, we can't do that because or hey,
• 42:49
  we're not doing calling orders at this time because it's thirty. Like,
• 42:52
  we got good food so, and it's a densely populated area, got a
• 42:58
  calling orders. Yeah, what the like, we can't do that, Like,
• 43:00
  we can't, we can't do it. So hey get it. But
• 43:04
  also you know where you're at. That's my thing. What do you mean?
• 43:06
  What do you mean you know where you at? Like I feel like
• 43:10
  you're in that type of area you have to, like, I feel like
• 43:16
  people kind of not. I don't want to say they cut corners. There's
• 43:19
  no way all of them businesses should be struggling from the same problem. That's
• 43:22
  I think that's what I'm Yeah, because like you said, they have good
• 43:24
  food, but they don't have like the management skills and all the other stuff
• 43:29
  to build the back end. Right And if that's so, if that's a
• 43:31
  one, if that's a here and their problem, I get it. But
• 43:34
  like all of your restaurants in your city are like the you know, the
• 43:36
  black owned restaurants in your city. All can't suffer from the same problem.
• 43:39
  Somebody figure it out, somebody, I mean, obviously they can't because they
• 43:43
  all have the same problems. And that's the problem. You know, anything,
• 43:46
  but you know what would happen someone else would come in. I don't
• 43:49
  think they're trying to figure it out. Oh they don't. It sounds like
• 43:52
  they might not have to. But someone else would come if I'm still packed
• 43:54
  out every day, do I here? Yeah, someone else would come in
• 43:58
  and buy them out, take the then get make it even bigger and make
• 44:02
  more money, right, well, at least with it. The old lady
• 44:06
  gang like, she's big enough where she can literally have multiple boxy like so
• 44:13
  she could open up multiple restaurants. So there's no reason for her to be
• 44:15
  like that. And we've been there. It's big. It's not small now.
• 44:19
  It was not a small There was a there's a side section in a
• 44:22
  downstairs. It's not small. It's not like a fucking ten seater like there
• 44:27
  was bigger than places are, no area. It probably fit maybe thirty people.
• 44:32
  No, it's not bigger than Fridays. That's the size they didn't even
• 44:35
  going for. For Atlanta, we had a party of what eight, no
• 44:39
  problem, we did yeah, midday on like a Wednesday, I know,
• 44:43
  but like there was a side room and then another floor, but it wasn't
• 44:45
  it wasn't big. But also I think a lot of these places are like
• 44:49
  this because you can pack it out easy and it looks good on the camera,
• 44:52
  like all these places are about clout like, oh look out crowded it
• 44:53
  is, yeah, because you only fit forty people. So I think that's
• 44:58
  what a lot of these places I mean, And they also have that's the
• 45:00
  nature of that business though. That's that's what I'm like. Their business,
• 45:06
  the restaurant, they could definitely do better, and if you have a social
• 45:15
  presence, you need to do better when like this happens. Sure, I
• 45:19
  agree, but I feel like the business business management side is like, isn't
• 45:22
  this lacking? Or yeah? But I think yeah, I just they need
• 45:29
  like it's no different than any other city. Like sorry, that's why I
• 45:31
  buy rescues the thing. It's no different than any other city. And every
• 45:35
  place everywhere he's gone, he's never run into these problems like this is.
• 45:38
  But I think I will say, if he goes to Philly, it won't
• 45:43
  be like this. No, but Philly all I will say, I don't
• 45:47
  think there's as many black owned restaurants and feel like it is in Atlanta.
• 45:52
  Sure, I mean sure, because Atlanta is very very very black, very
• 45:55
  dense with niggas. That's what I'm saying. Like, so, so you're
• 46:00
  saying it's a black person. That's why it sucks. It might it might
• 46:04
  be sounds like a job for Steve. The black owned businesses be dropping the
• 46:07
  ball. Yeah, that that's a that's a if you were to really talk
• 46:12
  about it, that's terrible. It is terrible. Niggas know it. I
• 46:15
  mean that all the local people in Lanta and all the black people are like,
• 46:20
  yeah, this is what it is. What it is like, that's
• 46:22
  terrible. It's really bad. Yeah that's not okay, it's not so.
• 46:25
  And then there's someone somebody figure out you saying That's what I don't understand is
• 46:30
  like, you got all these problems with these comfort with these businesses, but
• 46:35
  you're still packing them out and giving them your money. Where else they gonna
• 46:37
  go? How you because the food you could go anywhere else. But if
• 46:43
  it's a problem like that everywhere, No, it's a problem Atlanta and the
• 46:47
  restaurants go to the goad, go to Fridays somewhere. Then you're gonna you're
• 46:58
  gonna get this. But remember the people giving them any incentive to change.
• 47:05
  Sure, because you're giving them money. Still you're still packing them out.
• 47:08
  You're rewarding bad behavior, You're rewarding bad behavior because you look because people are
• 47:13
  like, oh look, you get in here. Yeah you you talking all
• 47:15
  that ship, but you're still putting your order in. No sure, So
• 47:21
  take this fucking chicken and wobbles, suck my dick. I'll see you next
• 47:24
  time, because it'll be it next time, yes, sir, Thank you
• 47:28
  sir. And you get one syrup and it's two dollars and one. But
• 47:36
  it's fine. What you're going through, that's crazy, insane and the fact
• 47:42
  but you know why they charge for butter because niggas are gonna pay for the
• 47:46
  butter. They charge these prices because niggas are paying for it. You're not
• 47:55
  wrong. You don't want to be the brokie not buying butter. So it's
• 48:00
  like it's all a problem. Yeah, I'm just saying as much as one
• 48:05
  side is saying it. Yeah. Yeah, you're not giving them intented to
• 48:07
  James because you give them the money. You're keeping them open because all bad
• 48:15
  business the way you hurt all businesses, no matter whatever in America, black
• 48:21
  white, whatever, you hit them in, how you instigate change, you
• 48:24
  hit them in the pockets. So I'll tell you pull your money back and
• 48:30
  maybe go to Friday's or fucking Hula Hans it sucks. Or go to Kroger
• 48:36
  and eat at home so or eat your So here's the thing for for certain
• 48:42
  companies, I don't think that will that process would work. Yes, big
• 48:45
  companies, No, I'm talking about no. Small companies. I don't think
• 48:49
  that would Why not because any company number one, Let's let's go on.
• 48:53
  So the reason why they can't do all the stuff because one, they're not
• 48:59
  big enough to do it to like have all the people to make the food,
• 49:01
  to get the food out quick enough. The biggest space is to fit
• 49:05
  more people, so you're hitting their pockets. That's then just gonna senuate.
• 49:08
  Well, that's not saying it. That's then now less people are getting paid.
• 49:13
  They're not going to hire more people because less people are coming. Oh,
• 49:15
  less people come into a restaurant, let's hire more people. Tell what
• 49:17
  they're saying. No, No, what they're saying, it's not it's not
• 49:21
  a it's not a staff shortest, it's a process, an operational customer service.
• 49:27
  Yeah, and I'm sure if they had bigger staff, bigger places to
• 49:31
  do that, they may be able to fulfill these things. Well, no,
• 49:34
  it's not all about staff. It's just about efficiency and like knowing how
• 49:37
  to handle. But you don't need people to be more the whole reason we're
• 49:44
  talking right now, this Keith Lee situation, right, that's not a staff
• 49:47
  thing. That's a culture and management thing. Yes, because that's not just
• 49:54
  wait time. This is the Atlantic culture. It was just a wait time.
• 49:57
  It's it's about a way time. Was like you with the old Lady
• 50:01
  game. You know this nigga's coming to town. You can't nigga not take
• 50:07
  names down on the wait list. Okay, yeah, that's it doesn't say
• 50:10
  it was like they told me to be an hour, but they wouldn't take
• 50:14
  my name or phone number to contact me. When you know what that tells
• 50:16
  them Now we hope you leave. Yeah, so so how the fun do
• 50:20
  I know? When my tables ready, we'll just come out and fucking yeah
• 50:22
  now that what the yes, that's you you with you come through, Who've
• 50:32
  been waiting here the longest? Like what the fuck I have just got here?
• 50:37
  You know what I mean? Like like that, you know, but
• 50:40
  when people are saying it's normal, then that's the problem. But you can't
• 50:46
  talk all the ship. When you give them the money, they still open
• 50:51
  to act this way and It's one of the things where like you don't you
• 50:53
  don't have to reinvent the wheel, Like they're small restaurants everywhere everywhere, but
• 50:58
  the food and always hit. The don't matter. The people operate every day.
• 51:04
  You don't have to sacrifice the tasty chicken and waffles. In the long
• 51:07
  run, it's not even sacrificing the food. You have to change the way
• 51:12
  you in which you run the business. Oh yeah, but yeah, I
• 51:15
  mean you'd also say that they'd have like better profits if they were just more
• 51:17
  efficient. Yeah, the business, Like, I'm perfectly good. They got
• 51:22
  a ninety minute limit. The demand is there, yeah, Like but you
• 51:27
  also, oh, we don't you know, Like it's just the way you
• 51:30
  go about ship, Like we don't do anything on the data ends and why
• 51:34
  And it's like if you have a ninety minute limit, you should be getting
• 51:36
  people in and out of there. Yeah, I mean, so it's like
• 51:37
  you put them you want to forward the limit. Why aren't you having ship?
• 51:42
  And if your demand is that high, reservations will help you exactly keep
• 51:45
  everything it keeps everything will be an hour, So you're almost better off going
• 51:52
  only reservations, right, If you're that in demand, only go about reservations.
• 51:57
  You be booked all day and now you have a set thing, just
• 52:00
  like a barber. But they probably don't do it because they never know.
• 52:04
  They're like, oh, well such and such could walk in here, and
• 52:06
  if we got full reservations and we can't serve chief lee at the at the
• 52:09
  drop of back. You know what happens when that happens. The prices go
• 52:13
  up because it's more exclusive. Yeah, just like barbers. Hmm, well,
• 52:20
  Atlanta ain't cheap to begin with, so and all. Let's I wanted
• 52:23
  to say that too, because like you livemore Yeah, sorry, but I
• 52:31
  mean there's definitely like you could you could make this situation better. It's something
• 52:37
  you wanted to address. There is a solution if you want to find a
• 52:40
  solution, and customers, if you want a solution bad enough, there are
• 52:46
  ways and options for you to bring about that solution. I think it's about
• 52:51
  to get brought. I don't think with this. I think it's about to
• 52:54
  get brought. You don't think so they're not going to change the niggas is
• 52:59
  gonna They're gonna we right, we right. And then I think this is
• 53:06
  kind of out of his wheelhouse of like what where he truly is impactful to
• 53:12
  because I think his biggest impact is like unknown businesses and bringing them up,
• 53:16
  bringing them up. These are already establishing, popping popular businesses. So if
• 53:22
  they're already popping in their bat and they operate that way, what's gonna make
• 53:27
  like you know, like everybody keep saying that, Well, we already know
• 53:29
  that, so nothing's gonna change. I think what his goal was when he
• 53:32
  came to Atlanta or any other city he goes to, is not to just
• 53:37
  review or deal with establishing his like I want to find the heading gyms in
• 53:42
  Atlanta so and bring like to those citations. That's what he's always been about,
• 53:45
  right, heading gyms and put them on a platform. He needs to
• 53:49
  stay away from the So Honestly, I'm not saying it's bad for him,
• 53:52
  because I mean, it's just part of him being all encompassing and inclusive,
• 53:58
  you know. I think the discourse is always is now at this point about
• 54:02
  the state of the Atlanta food scene, instead of his actual reviews and the
• 54:07
  businesses that are benefiting. Because what's not being talked about is there's a lot
• 54:10
  of places that in Atlanta that he went to and had great experiences that's being
• 54:15
  talked about, not as much as we just talked about for thirty minutes.
• 54:19
  But I haven't heard no good. I mean, you see the dude he
• 54:22
  gave a thousand dollars too. Yeah, that was a waiter. Yeah,
• 54:24
  and he took a thousand dollars to the staff and then gave a thousand dollars.
• 54:28
  And there was just some resent when the Jamaican restaurant. Yeah, the
• 54:30
  Jamaican restaurant that was open. La was crying. Yeah, there was open.
• 54:34
  They stayed open after after they were closed and closed. They closed at
• 54:37
  eleven. They was there, pulled up, Yeah, eleven fifty five.
• 54:40
  They didn't even know it was him. It was like the exact situation he
• 54:44
  would love to have happened. That's yeah. It was crazy, like they
• 54:47
  deserved that money. Then, yeah he where the fuck you match? He
• 54:52
  matched their tales for the day. Yeah, like yeah, you you better
• 54:54
  do that. Like, what the fuck are you doing coming to the place
• 54:57
  an hour late? I mean they just pulled up. No, they called
• 55:00
  called, but ahead of called with even six flags, like like we still
• 55:04
  place in order. They're like, yeah, just take your time game when
• 55:06
  you get here. Mm hmmm, that's amazing really, But also they could
• 55:10
  have heard Keith Leaves and town was like, let's not funck this up.
• 55:13
  Yeah, maybe so, but either way, I mean shout out to that
• 55:19
  lady. It'd be like every single restaurant just on their toes, like we
• 55:22
  gotta stay open until three am. Maybe at some point if I'm not fucking
• 55:27
  waiting there, leecas suck my dick. I want to go home. You
• 55:31
  don't have that job because you might be the worst. Oh yeah, I'm
• 55:36
  not. I'm not into that, and that's why I stayed with That's why
• 55:38
  I was. When I worked at a restaurant, I was in the back
• 55:42
  or I didn't talk to nobody, and I got the funk out of there
• 55:46
  because I don't deal with people. I hate it. I hate talking to
• 55:51
  people. I hate the Muscarella sticks, dumb ass funny stick in a minute,
• 56:00
  mm hmmmm, well yeah, yeah, that's that Keith Lee. What's
• 56:07
  funny? I thought it was funny. The lady who does the brand management
• 56:13
  for the real Book of Honey, she's she's put like a comment on tick
• 56:16
  that she was like, y'all, let that autistic man tell y'all where to
• 56:20
  eat. So she really said that she was what she's going down though,
• 56:35
  but that was what he's sound. She's going down, She's going down.
• 56:39
  But it was hilarious. I need to see paperwork. Yeah, somebody had
• 56:52
  to prove that. I need to chest. Somebody had to prove that to
• 56:53
  me. Okay, sure, I love I love someone being socially awkward.
• 57:00
  It is not equal the spectrum. Well, that's not what that means.
• 57:05
  He could be on the spectrum. I mean I could be Asperger's is a
• 57:09
  that's that's technically on the spectrum, and it's also a social thing, so
• 57:13
  technically yes, but he could be huge. Everybody. We're just gonna exactly
• 57:19
  everybody. Everyone in this room could be on the spectrum because it's the spectrum,
• 57:22
  because it's zero to one hundred. Steve Harvey. Right now, I'm
• 57:25
  just saying the nigga's in here. Right, it is Halloween. But if
• 57:30
  we did this every week, I canna have my mustache just right. This
• 57:37
  is April. I'm going to send them on to a facility today addressed sty
• 57:42
  once again, I'm gonna put an mustache on, and I've already one through
• 57:45
  ten. This is Podcast five hundred seven. You can see I have no
• 57:50
  blags in my hand. I just want to preface this by saying I don't
• 57:54
  I do not wish, condone or hope any heat speech towards this company.
• 57:59
  I'm just a customer. I'm a regular person like anybody else. I don't
• 58:00
  want to do anything with anybody. I eat my food like everybody else,
• 58:04
  I pay like everybody else. So it's very unique rules to me. Also
• 58:09
  the fact that he had to come out and start saying that in his videos
• 58:13
  because his own people, like the people that supported him, were attacking businesses.
• 58:17
  Oh you know how people are mentality, You know, it's Keith Lee
• 58:22
  like you. He never made these videos to bash anybody. But that's the
• 58:25
  problem that you even have to does Beyonce make I was like, I don't
• 58:35
  want to do that, Like what is Beyonce done to condone the beehive?
• 58:39
  To do what they do? Not condone? But actually I understand why Beyonce
• 58:45
  has a hive. We're just talking about that's what we're talking We're not talking
• 58:50
  about why. But I guess in my mind is like what the fuck?
• 58:54
  I know, I know where you're going, but I'm saying, like,
• 58:57
  what are you doing? What are we doing? I'm not. I love
• 59:00
  Keithley, but it's like, bro, what are we doing attacking people under
• 59:05
  the banner of keigh Lee? Oh? People love foods? The hive mentality.
• 59:09
  Could you have this guy who, like you have done nothing but like
• 59:14
  be a joy to the world, and you treat him shitty? So now
• 59:17
  treat you shitty? Okay, that's what got it, all right, Brittany
• 59:21
  alone type ship. Okay, anyway, speaking of Brittany, Yeah, good
• 59:29
  job, good job. So Britney Spears has a tell All and in in
• 59:36
  said tell all, she was explaining a story with Justin Timberlake, Okay,
• 59:42
  which is a pretty fucking funny. So they were in I believe they said
• 59:46
  they were in the mall. Right, I think they said they were in
• 59:50
  the mall. Let's just run with it. Yeah, let's just say you're
• 59:52
  talking about genuine Yes, they were somewhere and justin Timberlake. And in the
• 59:59
  book she prefaces this by saying in Sync, right, that was a good
• 1:00:02
  yes, Yeah, she was like in Sync was very much in touch with
• 1:00:06
  hip hop culture. They liked black people. They made sure to make that
• 1:00:09
  known that they were aligned with niggas, and that's what separated them and that's
• 1:00:15
  what separated them from Backstreet Boys, because Backstreet Boys made sure that they were
• 1:00:21
  white, more r and b ish. Yeah, that's this is all according
• 1:00:27
  to Brittany. According to Britney Spears and had a song with the clips though,
• 1:00:30
  did any of them have corn rolls? No? I mean if we're
• 1:00:32
  really talking about actually, well they were really talking about boy bands aligned with
• 1:00:38
  niggas. Did the lead man have did did the lead man have carried LFO
• 1:00:46
  rped anyway? Please stop? Please? Anyway? Brittany Spears and just Timberlake
• 1:00:54
  are walking and then they spot justin Timberlake spots Jenny Line. Now I need
• 1:01:00
  to find Can somebody find the actual video of what exactly said, because I
• 1:01:05
  will watch it. I will butcher this ship, and I want people to
• 1:01:08
  know exactly what this nigga said. It was along the lines of him using
• 1:01:14
  Snoop Dogg language talking about for shizzle like what's up on? It was?
• 1:01:21
  Yeah, it was. It was so ridiculous. And first of all,
• 1:01:24
  the only way we even heard this is because there's a woman who does the
• 1:01:28
  audio book she reads this ship. I guess it's on the podcasts d It's
• 1:01:35
  Michelle Williams. One day, Justin and I were in New York going to
• 1:01:44
  parts of town I've never been to before, walking away with a guy with
• 1:01:47
  a huge, blinded out, blinged out medallion. He was flinked out.
• 1:01:51
  He was flanked by two giant security guards. Justin got it all excited and
• 1:01:54
  said so loud, Oh yeah, for shiz is genuine? What's up?
• 1:02:01
  Homie? That sounds she continued, after genu Wine walked away, Felicia did
• 1:02:07
  a depression of Justin. Oh yeah, for genuine. Justin wasn't even embarrassed.
• 1:02:13
  He just took He just took it and looked at it like, okay,
• 1:02:15
  fuck you. So that means about white from the year two thousand.
• 1:02:21
  That sounds like, I get it. That's a white guy. And it's
• 1:02:25
  funny though. Hearing that story, I think about like the Times that like
• 1:02:30
  seeing justice Timper at that age, I was like, damn, that makes
• 1:02:31
  a lot of sense. He seems like he really he really was like probably
• 1:02:35
  annoying as fun they called me, They called me Lake, timber Lake.
• 1:02:44
  What is going on? He's even very slow down, justin, very performative,
• 1:02:47
  white boy. You know, yeah, what what can you do?
• 1:02:53
  I don't know. He just that sounds about white. It does, and
• 1:02:58
  and and we just gotta remember Justin Timblakes a white man. As much as
• 1:03:02
  we love his music, he's still a white man. I should be the
• 1:03:06
  name of that. They called me Lake, they call me Lake. This
• 1:03:10
  is the prime example of why we need to stop inviting white people to the
• 1:03:14
  cookout. There's no cookout. We killed the cookout years ago. It was
• 1:03:17
  a cookout. Don't invite stop saying it. Stop. I mean, let
• 1:03:22
  me eat real fast, real fast. I'm not even twenty seconds this hypothetical
• 1:03:29
  cookout that doesn't really exist. You niggas need to stop inviting white people to
• 1:03:36
  this hypothetical cookout for the most bare minimum shit, just because somebody could do
• 1:03:42
  a goddamn two step with a half bit of rhythm. Oh my god,
• 1:03:45
  he's invited. Or they can say, you know what, black people shouldn't
• 1:03:50
  be murdered. Oh god, let him man. He's the mayor of the
• 1:03:53
  niggas now like Colm have some intechri, the white ambassador the niggas. Yeah,
• 1:03:59
  he's the fucking but Justin gave us three good albums, and Justin also
• 1:04:02
  fucking left the fucking black woman out hang Out the Joy while he fucking had
• 1:04:06
  a fruit for career and let her solely take that thing he did to a
• 1:04:10
  woman. I mean, according to this book they talk about it right right,
• 1:04:15
  allegedly he did what he did. What may have a portion Okay,
• 1:04:23
  Mike, huh, I'll talk, I mean technical in hindsight. In hindsight
• 1:04:30
  probably better for both Ankorage, Oh absolutely, because like I said on Twitter,
• 1:04:32
  that baby would have either been the second coming to Michael Jackson or a
• 1:04:35
  fucking crackhead. And that was and I'm leaning more so towards the crackhead at
• 1:04:39
  this point I can't lie to you. And that was like a knife wielding
• 1:04:44
  crackhead after she only had like two albums out like one and a half,
• 1:04:47
  so all those extra albums her career probably at the same time, she might
• 1:04:53
  be normal now, who know, you never know, you know, I'm
• 1:04:56
  just she could be like Mandy Moore, I'm just Steve and I'm just O
• 1:04:59
  g ste And she could be in the this is us maybe more could She's
• 1:05:04
  like a chill like a HM lived her life shout out to man anymore,
• 1:05:10
  very unproblematic. But then you have Brittany many more could have got it,
• 1:05:13
  could have got what still she could have got it. I'm standing on that
• 1:05:16
  coming on business. Yes, the correcation Steve Harvey pipe, Yes, yes,
• 1:05:23
  see her on vacation in Cabo. Hey, Mandy, I did not
• 1:05:26
  see that. I give you some more mm hmm yeah what didn't ask you?
• 1:05:33
  What? Yes? Anyway, so much happened. I what do you
• 1:05:42
  want to talk about? Do you want to do you want to go Chrishan
• 1:05:45
  or something? I don't know anything about that. If you if you want
• 1:05:47
  to talk about that even a real thing. No, it's still ongoing,
• 1:05:50
  so pretty much real quick, yeah, super fast, you got a minute,
• 1:05:56
  super quiet. I got a woman just like you give us summer Walker.
• 1:06:00
  Well, there's like a TikTok trend. I guess people like mocking Krishan.
• 1:06:04
  Summer Walker participated and Kris Shawn was like, bitch your child, don't
• 1:06:10
  eat that sounds like cue, that's something cute say. Bitch your child is
• 1:06:17
  mountain nerves. Yeah, it's bitch taken to the test degree. Drink to
• 1:06:24
  the ground. I'm gonna take it to hell. Child's drinking wheat grass exactly.
• 1:06:28
  Krishawn was going off. She was like, they said the grape seed
• 1:06:33
  oil Junior pay to again? Am the extract. Yeah, so they were
• 1:06:43
  going back and forth, and obviously everybody was like, neither one of y'all
• 1:06:45
  need kids, honestly, but yeah, that's the battle of the mothers.
• 1:06:49
  Absolutely, and Krishawan got her tooth fixed. I don't know she did,
• 1:06:54
  Yeah, she got a tooth fixed. And then she was also on Instagram
• 1:06:57
  love of talking about how blue Face still sucks her, still nuts in her
• 1:07:00
  well. I mean that's I don't know. I get a lot of useless
• 1:07:02
  information about k Sean and Blue Face that I don't want to know a lot
• 1:07:05
  of them. I'm happy that you're lucky. I'm happy. But also,
• 1:07:10
  you barely use Twitter, You're right, all you see is sad giants news
• 1:07:15
  and candy ads. No, no, that's not our tweets, okay,
• 1:07:20
  okay, and our tweets and tweets from the hat Eric Eric Bellinger fan,
• 1:07:29
  I don't don't don't follow him on HAPs definitely don't follow him on Twitter.
• 1:07:36
  But oh yeah that was I thought that was that's two minutes. Yeah,
• 1:07:40
  I don't know. I'm just tired of seeing them, but yeah, whatever,
• 1:07:42
  who cares? Who gives a fun But something that a lot of people
• 1:07:45
  care about right now, and probably the most well in Ba Nigga news,
• 1:07:51
  this whole Casnat thing. Oh yeah, what's this thing? So this ship
• 1:07:59
  is interesting at least it is because well it's it's it's starting to get like
• 1:08:02
  a lot of think pieces and ship. I think pieces, think pieces,
• 1:08:05
  a lot of I've seen a lot of from both sides. I've seen a
• 1:08:09
  lot of ship that makes sense. So kay Sanat is doing this? How
• 1:08:14
  long was it? A week? Seven days? Stream of pretty much their
• 1:08:19
  role playing being in prison, correct, and he's having like different like people
• 1:08:24
  come through. So like the first day it was kysnat fucking l Nli Chopper
• 1:08:28
  was there, you know NL Choppers. Okay, good for you, keen
• 1:08:30
  So Nli Chopper was there and they're like role playing being in prison and like
• 1:08:35
  it's I guess like from what I saw, it was funny. But then
• 1:08:39
  you got people that are like, well, why is this happening? People
• 1:08:42
  actually go to jail. Jail is not fun Jail's not funny. Shut up?
• 1:08:45
  Why are we? Why are we? Why are we trying to shut
• 1:08:50
  Let's go, Keenan, let's go like showing like different like well we thought
• 1:08:57
  we thought ha ha Davis was funny when he did his clip. We thought,
• 1:09:00
  like we thought all these other funny was funny ship, but that's different
• 1:09:06
  in my mind. Why do you want to wait for me to get my
• 1:09:09
  opinion? I can't. To me, it's really not. And then Drewski
• 1:09:11
  even shows up. And then something that happened as recent as I believe this
• 1:09:15
  was today. They were trying to have a serious moment somehow. There was
• 1:09:18
  little kids and this ship and the like a Beyond Scared Straight type thing,
• 1:09:23
  and I guess it was supposed to be a skit they had there, and
• 1:09:27
  they had the one nigget that man I don't know his name, the one
• 1:09:30
  dude that'd be that he just started doing skits with Drake, the one light
• 1:09:31
  skin dude. He just came out of nowhere. Ben Don. Yeah him,
• 1:09:34
  he's funny. He's been doing that Odell's boy, Benda Don He So
• 1:09:41
  anyway, Benda Don is there and because that nigga's new to Elsie, keep
• 1:09:49
  it moving anyway, he's there, and then they're doing to Beyond Scared Straight
• 1:09:53
  thing and it's supposed to be a ski and then one of the kids actually
• 1:09:55
  starts cussing back in him, like like talking disrespectful. So Kat Sanat it's
• 1:10:00
  like, yo, like you're being magic suspectful, like, yo, I
• 1:10:03
  know this is a skit. I know we're trying to be funny, but
• 1:10:06
  you're wilding right now, and everybody kind of like it's like, oh shit,
• 1:10:10
  like this is real. And then Drewsky makes a joke out of the
• 1:10:14
  whole thing, right of course. So that to me that was literally like
• 1:10:16
  what's going on in Twitter and what's going on like all these thing pieces like
• 1:10:19
  is it funny? Is it not? I don't know. I truly just
• 1:10:23
  think it's a mess, Like I don't I think it was unnecessary, but
• 1:10:27
  I see why they're like they're doing it because of content. It's content,
• 1:10:30
  but it's to a level where it goes, at least for me, it
• 1:10:32
  goes past all those skits. It's like this is kind of glorifying being in
• 1:10:38
  jail to a different magnitude of like all the Drew Ski skits. So you
• 1:10:44
  put a time limit on when it when it stops becoming entertainment when you're just
• 1:10:49
  in there for days upon days, like you're practically in jail, you're showing
• 1:10:55
  yes, So his skit is now is his skit is a week long?
• 1:11:00
  Right? Like, that's how I'm looking at his skit is a week long,
• 1:11:02
  but I think it's it's entertainment or content no matter how you look at
• 1:11:08
  it. And sure do you like a minute versus an hour, versus a
• 1:11:13
  day versus a week? Like there's a limit to when it stops becoming entertainment
• 1:11:16
  to you? Not entertainment, but it's like unnecessary, Like why you have
• 1:11:23
  to be in jail for seven days? What's what's the difference between him making
• 1:11:27
  a skit and somebody making a movie? That's that was my point too.
• 1:11:31
  We glorified jail and damn near every fucking black film. Ever. What's the
• 1:11:35
  difference I can give me? I think is when is jail glorified? Okay,
• 1:11:44
  even if not glorified, it is I'm saying this. You're saying this
• 1:11:46
  is glorifying. Yes, that's what I'm saying. It is trying to make
• 1:11:49
  it look fun. Yeah, what movies glorified? They were talking about life
• 1:11:55
  and how that doesn't glorify ja life and not what I'm talking about. Jail
• 1:11:59
  is put in to movies all the time as an part of entertainment. Can
• 1:12:04
  you give me an example because I wanted to, I know it is a
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  movie about jail and them getting together and playing football against the guards. Any
• 1:12:15
  any black movie that you have jailing like jail doesn't like in this case,
• 1:12:18
  you're jail is not a consequence in those movies. Yes, it's not a
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  negative consequence. They're saying now, like you shouldn't use jail for content is
• 1:12:27
  what the argument is, right, Like, I'm not going I don't think
• 1:12:30
  about that. I think that's the thing. Pieces that spend real life time
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  in jail, Like when you go to a point where it's like, all
• 1:12:38
  right, now I've seen some of the classes, like all right, you
• 1:12:41
  guys, when you have you also got to consider who you're who's watching this,
• 1:12:46
  His audience, your audience, audiences, little little black kids, right,
• 1:12:51
  hold on, hold on, no, hold on, you're wrong,
• 1:12:55
  you're wrong, wrong, stopping right here, you're wrong. Jens Artist is
• 1:13:00
  a black stop putting black on twitch. It was just a young how about
• 1:13:06
  this, Mike, Can I can I go first? That might be even
• 1:13:10
  worse because it would be little white kids that are never gonna probably never gonna
• 1:13:15
  experience. It's just having an idea about jail being fun that black kids will
• 1:13:20
  probably have to experience with a higher rate. Do you understand I mean,
• 1:13:24
  I know, I okay, getting too series. I don't want it to
• 1:13:27
  be that serious. Yes, the Stanford experience. Yes, yes, I
• 1:13:30
  understand what I'm saying. I understand what you're saying. But then it's like,
• 1:13:32
  okay, at some point we have to either trust or instill in people
• 1:13:38
  to be out of just like uh, to differentiate and in entertainment, yes,
• 1:13:45
  I don't gus problem. No, it's not because you watch movies every
• 1:13:48
  day for entertainment, not for I'm not This is not a movie. It's
• 1:13:55
  entertainment. It's it's a new form movie. It's stream it's a new form
• 1:13:59
  movie slowly. No different than you're going to the movie and watch. Yeah,
• 1:14:01
  it's no different. The issue is makes it different? I think movies,
• 1:14:08
  what difference doesn't make? It's what difference isn't make if it's live or
• 1:14:11
  if it's recorded, Hold on, hold on, it's entertainment that I don't
• 1:14:15
  think. That's the thing. I think in most movies and media, especially
• 1:14:18
  movies, when you see jail, jail is seen as a negative consequence.
• 1:14:23
  This these niggas are just having fucking daycamp in jail, and like it's like
• 1:14:28
  you got Tiana Trump in there, some of these dumb niggas will look up
• 1:14:31
  like, you know, I might can fuck the lady guards and like,
• 1:14:33
  cause like that ship is done, like it's a little, it's a little
• 1:14:39
  like right now, it's just very much. It's weird. Bro, Krishaw
• 1:14:45
  Rock is in the goddamn it's entertainment. It doesn't matter who's doing it.
• 1:14:49
  It's really tainment. I think me and Mike are saying, like, and
• 1:14:53
  y'all looking at it from a thirty year old perspective, you shouldn't be paying
• 1:14:57
  attention with the coson that's doing not I'm not I'm not saying you no,
• 1:15:00
  no, no, but like it shouldn't bother you what that twenty one year
• 1:15:03
  old is doing. It doesn't. But I'm I can said it's weird kids
• 1:15:08
  that are watching. It's weird to you as an adult. He's a kid,
• 1:15:12
  Mike, I'm saying, and I feel like he's not twenty one.
• 1:15:16
  It's twenty one. He's literally a fucking kid, and he's a COVID kid,
• 1:15:20
  so he's really like nineteen according to you, it was like sixteen.
• 1:15:25
  No, it's real, bro, I don't know, it's real. Developed
• 1:15:30
  No, nigga too. I'll be telling him all the time that ship,
• 1:15:34
  that shit hurts him. So you have a and he's playing it's realistically,
• 1:15:40
  he's playing into all the niggas telling him he should have went to jail for
• 1:15:42
  the ship in New York. That's what it is. Everybody's like, oh,
• 1:15:45
  you should go to jail for the riot ship. Da da dah.
• 1:15:47
  All right, now I'm doing my seven days in. I'm gonna turn this
• 1:15:49
  ship into more content because that's what he does. He entertains. Okay,
• 1:15:55
  now I see there's a logic behind him. Oh I respect that. If
• 1:15:58
  that's is that the logical problem. That's what everybody want that nigga go to
• 1:16:01
  jail. It was a big thing, go to jail for the sighting his
• 1:16:04
  rioting. All right, I'm doing seven days and that's why, like the
• 1:16:08
  way he promoted it was like seven days in, like niggas thought he was
• 1:16:11
  going to jail for the ship in New York and then it turned out to
• 1:16:13
  be a skin content a week a week long live stream because you're looking at
• 1:16:20
  it from but like I don't imagine were like right now multi millionaires and content
• 1:16:30
  creators at twenty so right now this sounds like the big uproar win Grand theft
• 1:16:36
  Ault off your heck heck came out. Yes, yes, you cannot let
• 1:16:42
  your kids play GTA and have a problem with consonat No fucking way. There's
• 1:16:45
  no way. They literally run around shooting and killing niggas for fun. There's
• 1:16:47
  no way. That's like blaming taste violence on video games. No, you
• 1:16:50
  can't do it. Yeah, it's a exact same thing for Grand Theftault.
• 1:16:54
  It was like, oh, if you get the if you let your kids
• 1:16:56
  play these violent video games are gonna go down on the stream and be violent.
• 1:17:00
  So you're telling me that kids, Why it's not consuming? Why is
• 1:17:04
  it different? Because those you're people, you're insinuated. These are fake people
• 1:17:08
  in character. These are characters. It's entertained. This is fake. It
• 1:17:15
  somebody in jail because you're not in jail. That's a character. That's a
• 1:17:19
  character. Because that's still a character. He's not in jail himself. David's
• 1:17:25
  David's guard thing. Yeah, okay, what's the difference, Mike. The
• 1:17:30
  difference is because he was getting raped. So so now so now we're glorifying
• 1:17:33
  prison rate. I wasn't glorified. I'm laughing at the negative cons prison rate,
• 1:17:39
  at getting raped in there with a porn star in there, like they're
• 1:17:43
  having full than anybody. What do you care? You can't know, No,
• 1:17:47
  no, you cannot, you cannot. You get pick and choose,
• 1:17:51
  choose when ports are okay, you can't. That's not okay. It's talking
• 1:17:58
  about like they're in a it with so what my little niggas will look at
• 1:18:01
  him like, okay, So what's more of a problem the porn started doing
• 1:18:05
  the skit or your fourteen year old brother know who the porn star is?
• 1:18:08
  What's more of a problem that one? And that's why, and that's why
• 1:18:13
  society is fucked up, Like, you can't tell me that that stream is
• 1:18:16
  more daunting than your fourty ye old brother knowing who the fuck she is in
• 1:18:18
  the first place. She is either bro, but come on, might be
• 1:18:23
  for a second. That's crazy. No, it's crazy. That's crazy.
• 1:18:26
  That was crazy. Don't make great? Yes, I know, but like
• 1:18:30
  so, so how can you say one's okay and not the other. I'm
• 1:18:32
  not saying it. I don't think that's okay for kids. I just think
• 1:18:36
  both both. Let's let's take pornstarle of it. Let's says, just a
• 1:18:40
  random attractive chick and you don't know who Deanna Trump is. Yeah, she's
• 1:18:45
  fine, she's a bad chicken there with that, that's not that's not the
• 1:18:48
  mess. You watch The Hardest and New Black, Yes, watch any prison
• 1:18:55
  entertainment thing. Ever, what the fuck was I think what the fu was
• 1:18:58
  educational about? That was a glorify like uh not the wire was? What
• 1:19:02
  about OZ? That wasn't glor that was it was nothing fun about that entertainment,
• 1:19:09
  is what I'm saying. No, but that when I come when I
• 1:19:12
  came, So this is what I'm saying that when I came away from watching
• 1:19:15
  that, I was like, yo, I ain't never gonna knowing jail.
• 1:19:17
  You're not gonna say that with this? You think kids are looking at that
• 1:19:20
  and like like, yes, because they're stupid. Okay, that's the problem.
• 1:19:27
  No, that's a problem whoever's raising No, No, No, that's
• 1:19:31
  dumb talking about we were talking about we were just talking about how these kids
• 1:19:36
  are dumb and they're not developed. So no, I didn't say that.
• 1:19:41
  I didn't say he was dumb. He's I think. I'm not saying he's
• 1:19:44
  dumb. Kid. You're a kid in general, think about all these kids.
• 1:19:47
  Now just see skits of jail making it look like it's fun like this
• 1:19:49
  ship, I mean no other than this. You think are dumb on you
• 1:19:55
  think jails like that? Bro? Okay, he's that nigga's age talking about
• 1:20:02
  him. We're okay, okay, stop, okay, we're not going to
• 1:20:05
  do that. Okay, no, no, no, no, you call
• 1:20:10
  your stop? Did you call you pay? All these names? Stop?
• 1:20:16
  Stop. He's different because number one, he's got two older brothers. Well,
• 1:20:21
  he got an older brother that's going to tell him that's wrong, and
• 1:20:25
  old another brother that you know. Now, it's an example of what not
• 1:20:29
  to do. His mom is that's not that's to let him know. Okay,
• 1:20:33
  okay, that's not right. So now that his fault for parents not
• 1:20:36
  his fault. So then what the are saying is I'm just saying it's not
• 1:20:40
  about whose fault is. It is just it is what it is. But
• 1:20:43
  so a lot of kids don't have the benefit of older brothers that will tell
• 1:20:46
  them like heyo, that's not real, that will come in on their level
• 1:20:49
  and be like, hey, yo, I know you have a phone with
• 1:20:51
  this little niggag, but that's not cool. That's not it cool. But
• 1:20:56
  but but time out? Is your kid allowed to listen to rap music?
• 1:21:00
  That's no worse than rap music? Okay, whatever, no answer, answer
• 1:21:05
  it. I'm just saying whatever, no answer, I'm not gonna answer.
• 1:21:09
  Answer it. Because most rap glorifies gang culture. Do they get influence from
• 1:21:14
  gang culture from rap? I want an answer? Is that worse than rap
• 1:21:17
  music? Is this worse than rap? Is that the music that is listened
• 1:21:21
  to every day by kids? What glorifies jail and gang and drugs and sex,
• 1:21:28
  money, murder, all that ship? Is that worse than that?
• 1:21:31
  I want to answer. It's hard. I'm just saying so, but we
• 1:21:35
  don't. We we pushed that on a daily and no one says a word.
• 1:21:41
  So, now why is this can't because it's so typoed? Yeah,
• 1:21:46
  it's visual difference, visual influence. Bro. So what we all listen to
• 1:21:55
  rap growing up? Any of us go to jail because of it? We
• 1:21:59
  listen to worst rap gang related ship growing up, and he of us go
• 1:22:01
  to jail because of it. These kids nowadays just slapping their thighs. Come
• 1:22:04
  on, like, you can't pick and choose when it's a bad influence and
• 1:22:08
  when it's not. All grew up in that ship. Well, we know
• 1:22:11
  niggas that have. Okay, so but what's the percentage? No, And
• 1:22:15
  I tell you, and I argue this with you the same way. They're
• 1:22:17
  gonna go down that road regardless if they're easily if they're not easily influenced,
• 1:22:20
  they're gonna be influenced, all right. Don't matter where the influence come from.
• 1:22:26
  If you're easily influencingto that, you're gonna be influenc into that. But
• 1:22:29
  that's our culture as a whole period. You can't say, oh, he's
• 1:22:33
  gonna make kids want to go to jail because of this when we listen to
• 1:22:36
  show, that's not what we're saying. No, you think it's giving a
• 1:22:41
  false and unrealistic viewpoint, just like just like the tiktoks we see if people
• 1:22:45
  on social media and jail have flat screen TVs in jails, unrealistic. It's
• 1:22:48
  like, that's not like what normal jail is. Okay, ready, now
• 1:22:51
  let me ask you this. How do y'all know because none of y'all ever
• 1:22:54
  been in jail. I've seen plenty, Okay, So if we see a
• 1:22:57
  bunch of niggas in jail with cell phones and TVs, how the fuck do
• 1:22:59
  we know what's in jail? But I wouldn't look at it. I'm serious.
• 1:23:01
  If you're telling me what jail's like, and you've never been to jail,
• 1:23:04
  but all we see on the internet's people in the jail with cell phones
• 1:23:08
  the TV. So who's really gonna tell you what's jail like. Have we
• 1:23:10
  never been? It's off of perception. You really don't know. We never
• 1:23:15
  been. But you're telling the guy on TikTok who takes a video from jail
• 1:23:18
  that that's not what jail's like. How do you do that? He's the
• 1:23:21
  one sitting in fucking jail. Who's sitting in jail the videos of the people
• 1:23:26
  he just said about. You see videos of people with cell phone. I'm
• 1:23:29
  not saying that. We're not talking about the people in jail. We're talking
• 1:23:30
  about this, not just saying say part of that, like that's an example
• 1:23:35
  of like, oh they see that, they see this, put it all
• 1:23:38
  together. Great. So you saying that's not what jail's like, how do
• 1:23:41
  we know that? Seriously, it's looking like it's trying to turn that way.
• 1:23:44
  If you see okay, if you see your niggas in jail with the
• 1:23:47
  TV if it's like summer camp all day. No, that's that's a thirty
• 1:23:55
  second clip of a seven of a forty years or whatever. Les It's not
• 1:24:00
  like that all the time. Even if it is like that, sometimes that
• 1:24:03
  ain't it all the time, And people kids will look at that thirty forty
• 1:24:09
  seconds and be like, all right, not want to go to jail,
• 1:24:12
  but like it's not the worst thing in the world. Who do you know
• 1:24:15
  that's done nothing? I don't know what to care that, That's what I'm
• 1:24:19
  saying. Like, what you're saying is such an anomaly compared to the other
• 1:24:23
  side of it. Like you know more people who have consumed this shit and
• 1:24:27
  never went to jail, then you know people who have consumed that went to
• 1:24:29
  jail. So like, how do you put this on? Like this is
• 1:24:31
  gonna make kids do this and make tiod kids think all this when you've grown
• 1:24:34
  up this in your entire life and you know more people that have done the
• 1:24:36
  opposite of that. I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna this is what
• 1:24:40
  I'm saying. It's gonna I'm not saying it's like going from this tipeline to
• 1:24:44
  do this. But I'm just a reaction. I actually like, I cannot
• 1:24:45
  he's gonna fucking encourage kids to do I'm not saying shit, I'm not saying
• 1:24:49
  he's encouraging. I'm saying like, I'm saying two things. I'm saying.
• 1:24:56
  Number one is weird. Number two the music, Mike, all right,
• 1:25:00
  music swear? Movies? All right? What's movies? The number two is
• 1:25:05
  like, I don't know, I just feel like it's healthier ways to make
• 1:25:10
  content, Like you don't got to do that, sure of course, but
• 1:25:12
  but you don't have to do an you don't have to make porn. Do
• 1:25:15
  you think there's there's there's a there's a huge pot place for people to tell
• 1:25:17
  you that your porn addiction is bad. What do you say to that addicted
• 1:25:21
  to porn? Mike? Do not that I heard. I guarantee you that
• 1:25:26
  therapist will tell you' addicted to porn, Mike. You can you can literally
• 1:25:29
  fucking recite porn scenes scene for scene, but a lot of different things,
• 1:25:32
  so a lot of okay, and they would tell you're addicted to it.
• 1:25:36
  Also, I guess I'm gonadicted to Dave could be Wait, you don't think
• 1:25:42
  that someone will tell you addicted to porn? Mike, probably probably not my
• 1:25:45
  therapist as it. Do you talk to your therpis Yeah, And if you
• 1:25:49
  asked her or him if they thought you were adicted porn, what do you
• 1:25:54
  think they would say? If you're asking me, what do you clarify as
• 1:25:57
  or specialized quantify as a like? How man days we do you watch?
• 1:26:01
  For Mike? Probably two or three? That doesn't sound like an addiction.
• 1:26:06
  I think people out there call out addiction, I think or three days.
• 1:26:12
  I think professionals will call that addiction. Yes, heaven, heaven, A
• 1:26:16
  heavenly Christian woman will call that Catholic food. I'm not going to be Catholic.
• 1:26:24
  Month would probably tell me that one day this addiction. The opposite side
• 1:26:29
  of the inspection would call that an addiction, but his thing. So for
• 1:26:33
  all the kids that's watching this content, do you think that that is their
• 1:26:36
  their first perception of jail? Most of them, yes, don't most of
• 1:26:43
  them. No, there's no way you think that, No way you think
• 1:26:46
  this is their first exposure to jail. There's no way you think there's no
• 1:26:50
  way that these kids didn't like seeing prison in this type of spotlight. No,
• 1:26:55
  No, I didn't say in this type of spotlight I'm talking about prison
• 1:26:59
  or jail. There's no way that these kids are on the internet have never
• 1:27:01
  seen or heard about prison or jail. So this is not their first instance
• 1:27:05
  seeing this. So them seeing that is not gonna completely race everything else they
• 1:27:10
  seen. It's not, it's not but so, so them doing that is
• 1:27:15
  not gonna completely erase all the knowledge that these kids know already. They're not
• 1:27:19
  gonna completely just go, oh this this is jail. Yup, yup,
• 1:27:26
  yep. Everything else before it was in jail. This is jail. No,
• 1:27:29
  No, this is not. No, it's not gonna happen. Even
• 1:27:31
  so, that's not They're not gonna have that that perception switch like that.
• 1:27:34
  I don't think they would be that perception switch. I just think the fact
• 1:27:39
  that this type of thing is even happening, like this type of role play,
• 1:27:43
  I see why it's weird. I see why people are like, what
• 1:27:45
  the fuck, like why it's weird to a bunch of older people. But
• 1:27:49
  people are like, it's just entertainment. I talk about wait, wait,
• 1:27:54
  wait wait. We recently watched this movie and did a discussion about it.
• 1:27:59
  Life. Them niggas out there playing baseball getting steak dinners, and what they
• 1:28:05
  have rather been also watched them get old and miserable, and we watched them
• 1:28:10
  dying. But but but if if you, if you haven't, don't no
• 1:28:19
  concept of the movie was too niggas wrong and they lost their life raised it
• 1:28:27
  away. Yes, I get that, but the things that they were doing
• 1:28:30
  was personified. I'm not personified glorified like things. Was over exaggerated things that
• 1:28:34
  they were doing. So what's the difference. What the hell? Michael?
• 1:28:39
  How many times they have fun in that movie? Michael? After they finished
• 1:28:42
  playing multiple multiple games of baseball, just played baseball. No, no,
• 1:28:45
  no, no, no, there's no fun, you got no no,
• 1:28:48
  they played baseball scenes and they played the baseball multiple times in that movie,
• 1:28:55
  hitting home runs over the trees and all that. And then after they was
• 1:28:58
  done, the shift was then cooking and like, hey, how you want
• 1:29:00
  your stick done? Okay than doing that fucking shit in jail. Also they
• 1:29:05
  were working on sure no, no, no, no, no other things.
• 1:29:09
  Yes, hold on, how do you know that's not how jail was
• 1:29:11
  in nineteen forty seven. There's also not nineteen forty seven anymore. No,
• 1:29:16
  but okay, you can't, okay, you can't use my argument when you
• 1:29:19
  are when y'all were against it. I can't, I can't. We you're
• 1:29:25
  talking about a movie based on okay, one hundred years, Okay, what's
• 1:29:28
  your what's your example to the longest yard? Then? Did that look like
• 1:29:31
  real jail? No, it didn't look like any of us get influenced.
• 1:29:35
  Go play fucking prison football. Mic, No, I don't hear they play
• 1:29:40
  regular footballing like you don't know why. Because you have your own brain,
• 1:29:44
  it was possible, you make your own thoughts, you make your own decisions
• 1:29:46
  just because you see something. That movie come out, What Life Long as
• 1:29:50
  yard Long as yar? Probably two thousand, the remaking, the remake,
• 1:29:56
  I want to say, probably like two thousand, probably two, I want
• 1:30:00
  to say like seven or eight four. No, not that, No,
• 1:30:02
  it was early fine. Nelly was a big name in a place, so
• 1:30:11
  like Nelly had to be big at the point. So yeah, any of
• 1:30:14
  it, fucking grid Iron Gang, anybody that influenced, anybody, go fucking
• 1:30:17
  play with jail football. No. It is like content and entertainment is just
• 1:30:24
  changing, and so you can't look at like, oh, he's a streamer
• 1:30:27
  with a heavy influence on young people. Music does the same fucking thing,
• 1:30:30
  and you can't deny that. You can't just say it's not the same.
• 1:30:32
  Like, we walk around here singing these fucking songs and listen to this ship
• 1:30:36
  every day, and none of us were influenced to fucking go do the ship.
• 1:30:40
  We hearing songs. We've all been fucking gang band killers and songs in
• 1:30:43
  the car. Word for fucking word, We've all been that, and never
• 1:30:46
  none of us in here, to my knowledge, are out shooting fucking guns
• 1:30:49
  at people. You you might as well just be my sister and say,
• 1:30:53
  I'm not gonna let my my kids watch SpongeBob because it's gonna turn them gay,
• 1:30:56
  because Patrick can SpongeBob be over there playing gay anyway, that's the same.
• 1:31:00
  It's no, it's funny. But if you think that's watching that,
• 1:31:04
  it's going to say that they are that easily influenced by content, then then
• 1:31:09
  you have to take that seriously. Those aren't real all right, Okay,
• 1:31:15
  it's a cartoon character. Okay, so now cartoons are influential. No,
• 1:31:18
  no, okay, okay. If that's the difference between you see a cartoon
• 1:31:24
  sponge than an actual purture who looks like right, but you're retort to him
• 1:31:29
  saying that can't be. Oh, that's not real. Like, that's not
• 1:31:31
  no, I'm saying, Okay, I see what they're saying, but like
• 1:31:34
  the message is the message. That's really not real. But the messages the
• 1:31:38
  message of matter that's coming from a fucking animated character. If it's coming from
• 1:31:41
  a real human being, the message is the message. But that's a little
• 1:31:45
  bit more one of the person. Actually, what do you think is more
• 1:31:46
  influential to a kid that was the fucking animated character or a real person?
• 1:31:50
  Probably a cartoon because the kids a real person that looks like them or a
• 1:31:54
  sponge I think who looks just like them, a nigga who's an influence who
• 1:31:57
  they think they could be. I want to be, like, that's not
• 1:32:00
  when I get older, I want to be a SpongeBob one thing. It
• 1:32:03
  can't doesn't track. Okay, But no, y'all are just older and a
• 1:32:12
  part of the older we see what. Y'all just older and a part of
• 1:32:16
  the older generation. Now, Like unfortunately everybody that is talking about this shouldn't
• 1:32:20
  even be. It shouldn't even be on the radar quite How can it not?
• 1:32:24
  He has people our age on this ship that is also is our age.
• 1:32:31
  Chris Shawn is our age. These are not young nigga who wants the
• 1:32:34
  other nigga? How was the nigga that be Odell? He's been he's been
• 1:32:39
  out, you know, I mean hee, he got people in there that
• 1:32:45
  our age. Okay, So is he influencing people our age to do this
• 1:32:48
  ship. That's not what we're saying. Come on, come on, you
• 1:32:54
  said you're changing. The change argument shouldn't be. In my opinion, it
• 1:32:59
  should not be the radar. But we shouldn't know. No, I'm okay,
• 1:33:02
  you know who fucking fifty centers? Do you know everything that fifty cent
• 1:33:05
  does? Every day? I know everything that No, you don't. So
• 1:33:08
  just because Ben to Don does this one piece of content doesn't mean that it's
• 1:33:12
  on your radar. Okay, that doesn't mean radar. Like all right,
• 1:33:16
  you got you don't know what kim K does every day, but somebody you
• 1:33:20
  know, oh, she could probably show me what she does because she shows
• 1:33:25
  me what she does every day. Okay, do you go look at her
• 1:33:27
  post every day? Because I don't care. If I cared about my exact
• 1:33:31
  point, you shouldn't care about this. That's my exact point. Just like
• 1:33:33
  you don't care what you do. You shouldn't care about this, like it
• 1:33:36
  is a piece of content that you're not gonna consume. Nobody cared about it.
• 1:33:39
  I just looked at it, Mike. There's fucking twitter pieces dialog,
• 1:33:47
  Michael, I don't even want to talk about both. These niggas have tweets
• 1:33:53
  about it right now. One tweet about it. I have won if they
• 1:33:57
  didn't. Okay, how many things? How many things have you tweeted aout
• 1:34:00
  that you don't care? This is black culture? How would have that want
• 1:34:01
  our time? How that's the thing? This is? This is this is
• 1:34:05
  a bigger problem with black people. This is a bigger problem with black doesn't
• 1:34:09
  have anything but to say to say that ship right now? They say some
• 1:34:13
  niggas ship right now. Count the white boys in the in the video.
• 1:34:16
  This is part of the black this is black culture. Count the white boys
• 1:34:19
  in the video. I understand what Kysa Not has A has a huge fan
• 1:34:23
  base, and it's not just niggas, but Kysa Not is somebody I know
• 1:34:28
  from niggas. I've never heard of Kysa Not from a little white kid exactly
• 1:34:33
  that I never heard from white just just because you haven't heard it from white
• 1:34:39
  kids because you're white kids. So this is does What'm saying, this is
• 1:34:42
  black ass business. But I think he's it successful as he is based off
• 1:34:46
  of black fucking supporters. You're nuts and you need to go back and redo
• 1:34:49
  your whole say. Okay, so to say that it's black business is crazy.
• 1:34:54
  He wouldn't be doing with white people. It's black culture though it's white
• 1:34:59
  people. Is this inspired by white people taking black culture? Is it not?
• 1:35:03
  Is black culture? Can can we do a quick headcount of the white
• 1:35:08
  people? Okay? Dokay, that doesn't matter. If there's just because there's
• 1:35:13
  not white people, that means that it's not for white people. It's not
• 1:35:15
  for white people, So what the matter? How many whe people on the
• 1:35:17
  screen? It's not exactly, but that's what the he just said. I
• 1:35:21
  don't care you're arguing with you what you you argue something that you don't really
• 1:35:27
  care about, just for the simple fact that you know you don't like it,
• 1:35:30
  like and it has like you can't just every every time you're like,
• 1:35:34
  I don't like it. It looks weird. But you do. You do
• 1:35:41
  ship in the same realm on a daily basis, so you can't be that
• 1:35:45
  much of a hypocrite, Mike. Mike. Mike said, sure, I
• 1:35:51
  can't watch me. Okay, sure you it's weird. It's okay, you're
• 1:35:57
  gonna die. I'm not saying you can think. I think it's weird,
• 1:36:02
  that's all. I'm not defending that it's weird. I'm defending that, like
• 1:36:05
  you can't pick and choose when it's okay to do the weird shit. I
• 1:36:10
  didn't say it wasn't okay or what it is okay. And I was like,
• 1:36:13
  yeah, that's a little weird, all right, So go through.
• 1:36:15
  We're doing it all. So go three your fucking music cadalog right now.
• 1:36:17
  Take all the Snoop Dog out, Take all the fucking push your tea out,
• 1:36:19
  Take all the whoever rapper you want to listen to fifty, take all
• 1:36:23
  the shit out, take it all out, all of it, take a
• 1:36:25
  little Wayne out. Take all them rappers out your fucking music catalog because they
• 1:36:29
  all promote weird shit like this. Take it all out, but you won't
• 1:36:32
  do it. So like, don't talk about him when you do this shit
• 1:36:34
  on a daily basis. I didn't talk about I just said one to I
• 1:36:38
  said this wed Mike. You you can't say I didn't talk about it when
• 1:36:42
  you just said you tweet about it, and when I walked in, you
• 1:36:43
  asked my brother a question about it because I wanted to get understanding. But
• 1:36:45
  you don't want to get understanding because you haven't understood shit from the beginning.
• 1:36:48
  I'm not I want to talk to the young nig about it, Kawan.
• 1:36:53
  You want to talk about it. We already talked about it for like thirty
• 1:36:56
  minutes. All this get back from the all the old nigga. Give me
• 1:37:01
  give him the mic. God damn it. I mean, I'm on his
• 1:37:04
  side, So okay, I want to talk to the room represent him.
• 1:37:09
  He's the real Peter in the room. Shut out, Peter. I don't
• 1:37:14
  want to talk to Colin hamml I want to talk to Biden now fall asleep.
• 1:37:19
  What questions do we have that he got it all out? Do you
• 1:37:24
  feel like that that his content is that this right here is being a bad,
• 1:37:28
  bad influence? No? Do you do you think that this content is
• 1:37:30
  gonna sway any kids judgment or perception on jail? No, it's just we're
• 1:37:34
  gonna move on. Do you think that is we're gonna move on? Do
• 1:37:36
  you think rap music could do that to kids, not your age, but
• 1:37:41
  maybe younger. If you hear lyrics talking about drug use or anything like that,
• 1:37:45
  you think they could be swayed by that. They could. Last question,
• 1:37:49
  if a nigga came up to you, it was like, Yo,
• 1:37:50
  would you want to be in a seven day skit? We just go to
• 1:37:53
  jail half one? You like, what the fuck? I think? Maybe
• 1:37:59
  do that? I would have to think about it. I'd be like,
• 1:38:01
  yeah, I'll go yeah. I mean, if it's just like a Drake
• 1:38:05
  asked you to be in a music video, you would do it. I'll
• 1:38:08
  tell him to suck my You know you wouldn't I say, I said,
• 1:38:13
  I've already went on record saying I wouldn't hang out with drinks? So how
• 1:38:16
  much it costs you gotta pay me? No? No, no, no.
• 1:38:21
  If Drake asked you to DJ for you're gonna say no, yeah,
• 1:38:24
  that's money. J Yeah, I'm not just drink. He paying you or
• 1:38:29
  you just going out there to have fun, not the Drake money though,
• 1:38:33
  it don't matter. So let's let's that's Drake ship for Drake money. If
• 1:38:42
  he was paying me his money, I'll be his best fucking friend, I'll
• 1:38:45
  be such a fake piece of ship. I was like Drake Raiders. So
• 1:38:50
  yes, they went and lost lost. There we go the same niggas in
• 1:38:58
  here, that's gonna say free young thug next month to I want y'all.
• 1:39:00
  I just want y'all to remember that, I remember that you. I'm not
• 1:39:04
  most of the time with my eye talking about you. Honestly, damn,
• 1:39:08
  I would like for you to search for a free young thug. Sweet I
• 1:39:11
  got because you got all right. Put it this way. You hang with
• 1:39:13
  a bunch of niggas that's gonna say what y'all do with me? Come on,
• 1:39:17
  cute? No, no, no, no, talk about you.
• 1:39:20
  Do you think they actually think he should be freed? Yes? I think
• 1:39:25
  under what grounds? I know? I'm talking about the people you're talking about.
• 1:39:28
  You think they think he should be freed legally? Legally or personally?
• 1:39:31
  Yeah? Either way, what the fuck have to do me? Yeah,
• 1:39:35
  that's also true. You don't see why saying free young thug. No,
• 1:39:40
  he's talking about you. No, it doesn't have anything to do with you.
• 1:39:45
  Do we do? And committing fucking mass murder? Completely different? No,
• 1:39:47
  we're talking we're talking about people. I didn't say so guys. I'm
• 1:39:53
  not sure if you heard this or not, but Joe Smith Weiss hasn't the
• 1:39:57
  only fans I'd rather talk about this episode with the teeth. Did you put
• 1:40:01
  that on their mic? What you watched that episode of Catfish with the teeth?
• 1:40:08
  So there was a song. Yeah, I need to hear this.
• 1:40:11
  Keep making money cats and I just just just just keep it in the house
• 1:40:15
  in the free world, keep keeping in the house. You're going back.
• 1:40:19
  We're talking about let's break your door down and all the fun stuff you guys
• 1:40:24
  do that. I like that to give me teeth pause, and this is
• 1:40:29
  this is the ship I'll be talking about. You don't even know what you
• 1:40:30
  say. I don't hit teeth. Mike doesn't care. He don't be breaking
• 1:40:35
  the door down. Fan for that. Fan said it last episode, Phantom,
• 1:40:44
  I like for noon better. Why the Dominican nigga? Please? Oh
• 1:40:50
  see now you know what the fun I'm talking about? Damn it. Don't
• 1:40:55
  shake your head. The Dominican nigga you're talking about, not him. You're
• 1:41:00
  trying to perspecbe like I'm making up a person that's crazy, all right,
• 1:41:09
  It's it's weirds that maybe say yes, just what happened Caffish. If I
• 1:41:15
  spelled some f A, what happened? I don't care what happened in caffish.
• 1:41:19
  That's crazy. What happened Caffish? Please? I just think an English
• 1:41:25
  language, if you look at a word, spell it and I will give
• 1:41:29
  you an answer. F A, N U M, and it's a name.
• 1:41:34
  I mean, it could be phantom and it could be for who they
• 1:41:39
  got two million followers if you're not too he's funny. I like, I
• 1:41:43
  like that one. I have never seen him a day in my life.
• 1:41:45
  Yeah, he's with a M, P and M. What word is that?
• 1:41:46
  The U N it will be or huh what word has U M?
• 1:41:50
  And will be like kumm, I'm about to come vacuum to loom to loom.
• 1:41:57
  That's a different language, Spanish, well vacuum. I mean, what
• 1:42:00
  is he that's nicktoon between the Frenchman fourth quarter? Why the fuck but tull
• 1:42:08
  men? Anyway, that's the best freestyle looking fourth quarter screaming why the fuck
• 1:42:14
  but t meen? What happened? Uh? No? Oh yeah so yeah?
• 1:42:17
  Uh catfish, catfish, Uh. Basically the latest episode that dropped,
• 1:42:23
  I want to say it came out last week is an episode what's a girl
• 1:42:29
  named t And I want to say for now Ibraham Ibraham, Ibraham's from New
• 1:42:33
  Jersey, shot out to him. They're both from New Jersey. Actually crazy
• 1:42:40
  wild boy, his a doozy. So basically the girl, you know,
• 1:42:45
  typical catfish stuff, like you know, the one girl was in a relationship
• 1:42:50
  things went south. She saw this dude for comfort. Then like once the
• 1:42:56
  relationship kind of broke, she was like, Oh, I can finally really
• 1:42:59
  be to pursue this thing with him. And when she was ready to go
• 1:43:02
  in like in link up, he was like, Nah, I'm not trying
• 1:43:05
  to do that. Give me like a mon give me like a month,
• 1:43:09
  give me a lot of things going on, a lot of personal stuff,
• 1:43:13
  blah blah blah, things got getting order whatever. So it ends up coming
• 1:43:18
  out that the one little thing is like I guess he got a tattoo of
• 1:43:25
  a girl's name on his neck. Tara, Tara. That's what she told
• 1:43:29
  him. She told him her name was Tara, and he got a tattoo
• 1:43:33
  of Tara on his neck. That's not her name, and that's not her
• 1:43:36
  name. That's just like a fake name or nickname that he gave her.
• 1:43:42
  She gave her, and basically he got a wrong name on his neck.
• 1:43:45
  That's one that's like that's not even important, that's not really important in the
• 1:43:50
  grand scheme. No, So basically she goes out to La because for some
• 1:43:55
  reason she they usually fly out to the person in the location. But again
• 1:44:00
  she was like I guess her Like she was like, my ex fiance lives
• 1:44:03
  close by, so I'd rather just come out to you guys, which is
• 1:44:06
  like kind of weird. So they fly out to La and then their whole
• 1:44:12
  thing is like, all right, we got to try to get this guy
• 1:44:15
  to meet up. So they kind of fly him out after like coaxing him
• 1:44:20
  and coaxing him, and he's trying to put it off and put it off,
• 1:44:24
  talking about blah. Yeah. They finally bring him out here somehow,
• 1:44:30
  and you know, they're they're all like in love. There's like, you
• 1:44:33
  know, I really want to spend like life with him, and they like,
• 1:44:36
  I don't really want to be serious. Blah blah blah. She's talking
• 1:44:39
  all that talk like it's like it's serious. They call each other, She's
• 1:44:44
  called him babe. They're like blah blah blah blah ah, I love you
• 1:44:46
  all that stuff, right, so time comes for the meat, and you
• 1:44:51
  know is Neve and the girl and some other chick like the co host cam
• 1:44:57
  Kami, Kamie Cammy, she's she's looking good these days. So what happened
• 1:45:05
  to Max? He's not the only thing no more? Oh well, so
• 1:45:10
  basically he pulls up and oh yeah. The whole thing is like his pictures
• 1:45:14
  are weird, Like he doesn't have really good pictures. It's like he's a
• 1:45:18
  nigga from some nigga from Jerry, Like his pictures were like his pictures are
• 1:45:24
  in the dark. You really can't see his face, and it's like very
• 1:45:28
  weird, and like she's so tough, like, oh my god, he's
• 1:45:31
  so handsome. He's tall, he's six three, he's real dark chocolate.
• 1:45:39
  Then they called him and he was just like, hey, where's it going
• 1:45:42
  everybody? But very normal voice, very normal voice. I was like,
• 1:45:45
  and like when she's talking about this thing when they when she like when they
• 1:45:48
  ask him, like what's special about him? She lists nothing but like physical
• 1:45:51
  attributes, And then like Neive had to go like, all right, well
• 1:45:56
  what about other than that? Like oh, she's here, he's always there
• 1:45:59
  for me, and he's supportive and whatever. Right, so they kind of
• 1:46:04
  the meet up comes, she comes out, whatever the dude comes, he
• 1:46:11
  comes, He got his head on red flag number one. Then they're talking
• 1:46:15
  to him, and you know, it's very evident, evident as soon as
• 1:46:19
  he opened his mouth he did so he came out. He was like this
• 1:46:28
  like I can read you, like real tight lip about the situation. What
• 1:46:31
  doing? He was like, what's going on? What's going on? Say?
• 1:46:42
  And then they finally he opens his mouth and boy, when I say
• 1:46:48
  this, nigga's teeth his teeth, bro, his teeth are like bad bad,
• 1:47:00
  She like really bad. Please want y'all both to look up Simon famous
• 1:47:05
  Ibrahim I b r a h e E m Ibrahim or catfish that's all you
• 1:47:15
  need? Yeah, catfish teeth. Yeah, and yeah, he said he
• 1:47:18
  got in a fight on the streets somewhere and must have got fucked up teeth,
• 1:47:24
  got knocked a lot of them. If at a lot of them.
• 1:47:29
  Look at the nigga when he opened his mouth, bro, and you look
• 1:47:32
  at her face when she opens his mouth. Oh wowould her face going some
• 1:47:43
  like instantaneously? Right? They didn't just get beat up like that same day
• 1:47:51
  apparently was like a year. It was a year ago Jesus Christ. But
• 1:47:55
  it was like I guess for him to get his teeth fixed, it was
• 1:47:57
  like a lot. He's like he's a look sweet, he's a prep cook,
• 1:48:00
  so it's like he ain't making money like that. And she he was
• 1:48:03
  saying like it costs eight hundred dollars a tooth, so clearly he's just taking
• 1:48:09
  it like that's what he was waiting on, Like yo, yeah, that's
• 1:48:11
  why he was pushing it back more money so he could slowly get his teeth
• 1:48:15
  right. And like you can see it in her face, she checked out
• 1:48:19
  instantly. Yes, as soon as she saw the teeth, it was over.
• 1:48:25
  And then she was like talking to them like I don't know about this,
• 1:48:30
  blah blah blah. She was like it was just like it's just not
• 1:48:33
  right. And then Cammy just like has to get straight with her, like
• 1:48:39
  is it the teeth because when he told the story of how it happened,
• 1:48:45
  she was making up like, oh, I don't know. It's like,
• 1:48:47
  oh, I don't know if I want a man that's just gonna be fighting
• 1:48:49
  in the streets. They've been like like have like take come on, be
• 1:48:55
  real, Like I'm looking at his Instagram. This is very real. Yeah,
• 1:48:59
  and she's like, you know, she's talking to them on the side
• 1:49:00
  like I don't know if I want to pursue this physically, like you know
• 1:49:03
  what I mean. And then like the girl, like the girl went was
• 1:49:06
  straight on like yo, is it the teeth? She was like yeah,
• 1:49:09
  I just can't get past it, and she's just making up some horse like
• 1:49:13
  yeah, I just I still want to be friends and I don't want I
• 1:49:15
  don't want to lose a friend. But it's like I just can't do this.
• 1:49:19
  And it's like she didn't want to just be straight up and be like
• 1:49:21
  yo, the teeth just ain't working. They got to go for him everything.
• 1:49:25
  Yeah, cause like like she went, she went, yeah, perfect
• 1:49:30
  name, that's not even her name. She and she was on some like
• 1:49:33
  but like literally before the teeth was like I'm trying to marry him, Like
• 1:49:38
  I'm trying to marry him, and I was like, I just want to
• 1:49:40
  be friends. I'm like, damn, he can fix his teeth, Like
• 1:49:43
  that's a fixable problem. Like I understand, I understand that you don't like
• 1:49:49
  that, but it's like very bad. Look if you don't, if you
• 1:49:56
  the love isn't that real. If that's what takes for you to completely check
• 1:49:59
  out completely, is what I think, because like what you're saying was not
• 1:50:03
  really what you was feeling. It could be like it's all right, we're
• 1:50:09
  gonna get your teeth fixed as soon as we can, and well, you
• 1:50:12
  know, yeah, live a happy life together. Yeah, Like it wasn't
• 1:50:16
  that. There's so many things on it, especially on that show where it's
• 1:50:20
  like really bad, and like the first thing about this thing is that he
• 1:50:26
  got a job, he don't got no kids. You really cared about you.
• 1:50:30
  I felt so because he started crying. I was like, this man
• 1:50:33
  crying on national television. I got here. He started crying, and she
• 1:50:38
  tried. She was just like, oh, don't crying, Like, bitch,
• 1:50:40
  what the fuck do you expect? Like, hey, this is exactly
• 1:50:45
  why he wasn't trying to see you in the first place. Validated all his
• 1:50:47
  fucking fears. This is exactly what he's afraid. All this money for a
• 1:50:53
  flight, oh no, they pay for but this is exactly what he's afraid.
• 1:50:58
  You. You did it. You did it. Think it's name there
• 1:51:02
  and they're like, well they're like TV, and it was like I get
• 1:51:17
  it, and it's like, bro just be honest, like if she wasn't
• 1:51:19
  she was trying to like smooth walk her way out of it. It was
• 1:51:24
  like there's nothing you can do. And now people are saying, like,
• 1:51:28
  I know a lot of people are. I've seen people say like MTV was
• 1:51:30
  kind of exploiting him. I mean, and like should they pay for his
• 1:51:34
  teeth? Absolutely? I think so, because that is it. That is
• 1:51:41
  like a penny and a million dollar fountain to them, Yes, eight hundred
• 1:51:46
  times. However many teeth he needs. They made more than enough just from
• 1:51:50
  the episode to do it, okay, but okay, just from the money.
• 1:51:56
  Should they do it out of their own good will? They can write
• 1:51:59
  it off his you know that. You know companies don't do that charity for
• 1:52:04
  a reason he should, but it'd be nice if they did. Morality caught
• 1:52:09
  this out here in him. He don't get the money for added to the
• 1:52:13
  budget they're going for me only had like two thousand dollars. And do these
• 1:52:15
  people get paid too? He needed like they don't get paid? What I
• 1:52:23
  don't think they? No? No, okay, no, okay, his
• 1:52:28
  whole mouth. I can't watch that ship because it just remind me how stupid
• 1:52:30
  people are. Yeah, fair enough, this one wasn't the site the thing.
• 1:52:34
  They were both real people. How is that a stupidity thinking he should
• 1:52:39
  know that his that she's not gonna go well one, so he's on both
• 1:52:43
  sides one and she's a seven on both sides one. Why are you getting
• 1:52:47
  your name tattoot anybody on the chick that you haven't met? That's first stupid
• 1:52:51
  ship. Yeah, that's true. That's probably the one stupid thing in all
• 1:52:55
  this thing that's in you being so deep in love with somebody that you've never
• 1:52:58
  met. Okay, that's her. That's very stupid. Well, clearly,
• 1:53:01
  I don't think that's stupid because it's clearly those weren't real feelings. Sure,
• 1:53:09
  sure, but the whole is not stupid, the whole prem No, that
• 1:53:12
  is stupid just because it wasn't real feelings. The whole premise of catfishes,
• 1:53:15
  these people falling in love people they never met before, you're stupid. No,
• 1:53:18
  the premises people not following with people sid who aren't who they are.
• 1:53:21
  He was him. He just no, I'm talking about the premise of the
• 1:53:26
  show. I don't care. I know what you're talking about. I'm talking
• 1:53:28
  about I'm talking about that doesn't apply to this particular episode, soid No,
• 1:53:31
  I'm just talking about why I don't watch the show because people are just stupid,
• 1:53:34
  severe social issues. Sure, stupid, Okay, that's not saying stupid.
• 1:53:42
  Hey, we ain't changing anybody's mind here. I don't know if you
• 1:53:45
  learned that over the three hundred episodes. Stupid. I don't know if any
• 1:53:49
  have you learned that? Cue because I learned that, I just like to
• 1:53:53
  that's not what stupid is though, right, I've learned that a long time
• 1:53:55
  ago. But I'm not gonna stop trying. That's okay, but sometimes it's
• 1:54:00
  just not. Yeah, I'm a fall in love with something I've never met
• 1:54:03
  before, because you didn't fall in love though, you're talking about this episode,
• 1:54:08
  other episodes, Michael, the whole wait wait wait wait, wait,
• 1:54:12
  time out, time out. This guy did it long loved you're saying no,
• 1:54:14
  he's no. He said girl didn't because it was so easy for her
• 1:54:17
  to just write him off. That's what he's saying. The guy obviously he
• 1:54:21
  was heartbroken. He was he was shattered, bro. He it was bad
• 1:54:28
  social non butterflies not so she didn't face so that the ship like they had
• 1:54:31
  never facetimed. He was always talking about like his phone is broken, he
• 1:54:36
  got this iPhone? Yes, okay, so they wouldn't do it because he
• 1:54:41
  didn't want to, right, stupid the chick. Why she wasn't heartbroken?
• 1:54:48
  Right no? No, No, the fact that you've been talking to this
• 1:54:53
  guy forever bavery time, like oh that video call, something's broken, something
• 1:54:56
  that wasn't that invested, right no, saying those weren't real feelings because the
• 1:55:01
  moment she's seeing him, she quickly wrote them off. So just the whole
• 1:55:05
  process of them meeting up and talking all these months, and but every time
• 1:55:09
  you want to see face pictures, can't. I can't not stupid because it's
• 1:55:15
  not stupid because she didn't fall, you know what I mean? Like this,
• 1:55:18
  The only reason I don't. I don't say she's stupid is because when
• 1:55:21
  she got all the information, she then made her informed decision. And that
• 1:55:24
  was it. The fact that you took all your months or weeks however long,
• 1:55:29
  the this was stupid. I mean, I ain't mad at you,
• 1:55:36
  Yeah, thank you? Stupid. Okay, alright, let's so talk about
• 1:55:41
  some more hoes man. Well, oh, keenan apology? Oh for Panera
• 1:55:51
  is a great place for a first date. Absolutely not. It is oh,
• 1:55:56
  once you took somebody, you took somebody talking about the list of oh
• 1:56:00
  oh, that dumbs list. But as I can see, was not on
• 1:56:08
  there because nobody even thought about it. Yeah, but it's not a place
• 1:56:11
  for dinner. It's not a place for dates. Didn't say dinner dates to
• 1:56:15
  said dates, first dates, didn't say dinner dates, said dates. It
• 1:56:18
  just didn't make the list. They got plastic silverware, yes, no,
• 1:56:25
  I think they might have medals. No, isn't Washington ship. It's in
• 1:56:30
  the hospital hospital food. So they got plastics in the plastic. Yeah you
• 1:56:34
  grab out mm hmmm. I feel like that list was very self served.
• 1:56:39
  Nigafied that was not a good I feel like that that list was was that
• 1:56:45
  there was a lot of ship on there that would never be on obviously.
• 1:56:48
  I think it was very black specific, and I think doesn't come across black
• 1:56:51
  people's radars that make the list. That's true. I feel like if if
• 1:56:56
  was a black restaurant, it would have made would have hell ever got offered
• 1:57:00
  a first date to a gym. A lot of people, A lot of
• 1:57:03
  people. If you meet, if you work, if you meet them,
• 1:57:08
  be like, oh, like, let's work out together tomorrow. That is
• 1:57:10
  kind of weird though, if you meet them and you consider that a date,
• 1:57:14
  they would actually you know, what is that a body? You know,
• 1:57:16
  what is that a body? It kind of makes sense if you're if
• 1:57:20
  you're a fellow, like you go to the gym goer, if you on
• 1:57:26
  the first date, that's a body cross a cross fitter type. People do
• 1:57:31
  that, cross fitter types. She gets on top of them hip thrust.
• 1:57:34
  But there's those ship on that I saw like Wingstop, Like who even the
• 1:57:40
  ambiance at Wingstop? You got R Kelly playing in the background. All right,
• 1:57:44
  okay, you got R Kelly playing stuff. But the biggest one was
• 1:57:47
  the whole cheesecap thing. I personally don't see anything wrong with cheesecakes. I
• 1:57:51
  don't know when this became all the blaze. No, you can't take people
• 1:57:57
  to change restaurants for a first day strakes fall Huh. It might be it's
• 1:58:00
  literally DS why you are no? But he said that, you know,
• 1:58:04
  I'd like to go there. He did. You're right, yeah, actually
• 1:58:08
  supported cheese cake. If anything, you bitched, there's a lot of options.
• 1:58:13
  There's a lot of options better than you hope, need to be appreciated.
• 1:58:16
  Niggas, takeing the cheese cake. There's a lot of options. D
• 1:58:18
  like to go there. We're not We're not going to do this. It's
• 1:58:21
  a bible, this whole bible. This is not real life. Bros.
• 1:58:28
  Just let me know that the internet is really not a real place. And
• 1:58:32
  have a lot ninety all of these chicks have going on first dates and will
• 1:58:39
  go on first dates to any of those places. We need to go outside
• 1:58:44
  and read the fresh air, touched the grass, laying it a little bit,
• 1:58:48
  a picnic, embrace it, maybe even have a picnic. Is that
• 1:58:54
  I literally looked at a lot of them places on the list, like,
• 1:58:56
  yeah, I've been on dates at the places and it was a great time.
• 1:59:00
  What food you bring into the picnic? What's the list? I'll go
• 1:59:05
  with a like some sandwis. Maybe I hate like this finger foods because I
• 1:59:11
  feel like easily transportable. It varies like your age group, and that's what
• 1:59:16
  kind of It's all your age, your age group, and your like geographical
• 1:59:21
  location. I feel like, yeah, changes this like so much. It
• 1:59:26
  was available to you. Yeah, when I was twenty, I would be
• 1:59:28
  struggling to take a girl to the cheesecake. Yeah that was a bit.
• 1:59:30
  Yeah, boy, either your red lobster eating at twenty two? Are you
• 1:59:35
  kidding me? Oh, you're getting at all you can eat? I was
• 1:59:38
  getting two. That's saying like not that bad. No, well, that's
• 1:59:44
  not bad at all. And like when you're you know what I'm saying,
• 1:59:45
  like early twenties, like even teenage, teenage, Oh yeah, teenage,
• 1:59:50
  about your fourth year in college. So if you sorry Keenan regularly people for
• 2:00:00
  fear, it's like twenty two, fifth year. Whatever you gotta do,
• 2:00:04
  baby, it's all right. So the list goes cheesecake, Applebee's, Chili's,
• 2:00:11
  Chipotle, Olive Garden, the movies, Your House, the Moon called
• 2:00:15
  all movies, come on, bitch, please your House, Super Flag.
• 2:00:18
  That's that's terrible. I feel like that's happened a lot. I feel like
• 2:00:21
  the movies one is kind of a common thing. Now, that's not I
• 2:00:27
  think it's a common not want to be a first date. It's a bad
• 2:00:30
  date because you're not you're not speaking. So I feel like that's that's to
• 2:00:34
  your point. But that's why that's why it's called it's always dinner and a
• 2:00:40
  movie, right, And I think it goes to the age thing. It's
• 2:00:42
  like, well, if you're and then also what's the situation? Do you
• 2:00:45
  know them already? But also depends. But when I got offered to go
• 2:00:48
  to the movie people, but the point was so to hold hands or whatever
• 2:00:54
  the fu Yeah yeah, like if you just meeting this fucking person, that's
• 2:00:57
  a little weird. Yeah all right, so your house to the movies and
• 2:01:00
  you go to dinner, So you're talking about the movie. Yes at dinner,
• 2:01:04
  yes, but fast. That's that's if you're coming. If you guys
• 2:01:10
  are friends already or like have a friendship your house seemed like a terrible idea.
• 2:01:14
  Now is the first date is a bad first date if either either person's
• 2:01:17
  house, if you have a rapport and like you cook a home cooking meal.
• 2:01:20
  I don't think that's a terrible Yeah, if you have a report,
• 2:01:24
  like if you have that, if you're if you're new, if it's like
• 2:01:27
  a yeah, that's what I'm referring to. If y'all, if it's just
• 2:01:30
  random, yeah you want to go, it's a person probably aren't having a
• 2:01:34
  first date. No, yeah, but on somebody on bumbo, Yeah,
• 2:01:40
  the movies in dinner absolutely all Like that's kind of ship. That's the fucking
• 2:01:45
  standard, honestly, all right, any fast food chain, Buffalo, Wild
• 2:01:50
  Wings, Wings Stop, red lobster, red lobster, eat a dick and
• 2:01:55
  die. If chees sick, If cheesecake is on the list, I expect
• 2:01:59
  it, expect red. I'm just saying that these aren't bad places to go
• 2:02:01
  on first, Texas on the list superior role because you can always go.
• 2:02:08
  I mean, i'd say Texas Roadhouse is superior food. But just because that
• 2:02:13
  that sugar butter makes you impotent, I'm about a buffet. I hoped Denny's,
• 2:02:20
  the gym. Church, okay, church anyway, people do it.
• 2:02:26
  Starbucks a real church beater. You can't go to Stars yet. I have
• 2:02:32
  at coffee date, family function. That's guys, that's weird. I'm going
• 2:02:38
  to introduce you to my family for the first time. Yeah, you're tripping
• 2:02:42
  movie night Netflix. Who that's the same thing's coming over somewhere that requires a
• 2:02:45
  long drive. That's suspicious. That's weird. Sure, I get ye.
• 2:02:50
  I know that that's horrible because if it's a bad day, you just gotta
• 2:02:54
  drive back, drive back. But there are people who like that though.
• 2:02:58
  Yeah, there's people like rides bowling nightclubs, hoo could bar a bar just
• 2:03:01
  for drinks, right, sports events, because you know, first days isn't
• 2:03:10
  about just getting to know the people, So we can't just do anything low
• 2:03:13
  key to know the person. To somebody's point, the point is these some
• 2:03:15
  of these birds, they just want to post. That's yeah, and that's
• 2:03:24
  exactly why. That's why them birds standing in this that that's why I'm trying
• 2:03:30
  not to even engage those tause this ship is stupid, is not real,
• 2:03:33
  and the people who are posting those nine times out of ten be creative.
• 2:03:40
  Glad you wait to make this first day for Shut up, this is a
• 2:03:45
  fucking fantasy link bitch. Bro sure, yeah, sure, I'll be broke.
• 2:03:51
  No, No, I'm not talking. Yeah, and I would say
• 2:03:55
  that that I'll be broke. We all know you're not broke. It's okay
• 2:03:59
  one talking about the women. Yeah, you know, checking the savings and
• 2:04:02
  my damn savings. No, it's not advice for your young niggas. Just
• 2:04:06
  download the thriller stat or four square or look up anything, because you can
• 2:04:14
  go to affordable places that are very nice. Day, I'm gonna do a
• 2:04:16
  study on you. Hey managed to keep a girlfriend after me unemployed for a
• 2:04:20
  year. Someone said he got the hammer, and he said it doesn't,
• 2:04:25
  but they said he did. They're lying, which is a venom exactly,
• 2:04:29
  or at least they said he was laying it down for real. He got
• 2:04:30
  two inches of venom. But then I'm talking about but he got he got
• 2:04:34
  a baby coming, eight, kids coming eight. He can't get two inches
• 2:04:39
  of venom, my ass. I mean, hey, listen, women works
• 2:04:43
  gonna suck them two inches of And he got twenty five million dollars twenty five
• 2:04:48
  I just throw around the number. A millionaire, Yeah, a couple of
• 2:04:51
  more. He got money, all right, you got a billion dollars in
• 2:04:55
  his pocket? How about that? Yeah? On this pillow from the two
• 2:04:59
  fis questions, we didn't even say we didn't. We didn't we do the
• 2:05:08
  same ship he DJ's he plays with his dog. Yeah, he don't work.
• 2:05:14
  I broke to the golf club. You hang out with your girls.
• 2:05:16
  Oh I did have something, And it transitions. This is look that you're
• 2:05:20
  talking about his week. This is looking without anything already talked about. It
• 2:05:25
  didn't do anything, he didn't do anything. In one other and a kobyashi,
• 2:05:31
  we like I said, I didn't go to the tourist parts, as
• 2:05:33
  I said, but now we gotta talk about all right, let's get into
• 2:05:38
  some questions. So this week I okay, no, it's it's gonna lead
• 2:05:42
  to a question. This week I did something that's probably like the most washed
• 2:05:45
  thing in my life. I got a Costco membership. Nice, that's first.
• 2:05:50
  I was not wash because I was thinking about it. But you kind
• 2:05:53
  of have to your wish bro, just because I'm older than making me your
• 2:05:59
  wall have any club memberships? No, that's no, here's here's a problem.
• 2:06:03
  We went to Costco Sam's clubs like eight years Yeah, all right,
• 2:06:08
  we went to cost worked it. We're going through the aisles. She's looking
• 2:06:11
  at dang ten pounds of ravioli, and I'm like, what are you doing
• 2:06:16
  this? There's only two of us, two of us and two dogs.
• 2:06:19
  Put it in the freezer. She doesn't even eat like that. I can
• 2:06:25
  tell you she's ready for some more mouths. I'm not my pockets hat.
• 2:06:31
  What your if you go to Costco, you're buying bulk? You'll safe,
• 2:06:39
  you say, we don't even have a deep freezer like that. Where are
• 2:06:42
  we gonna put all this damn rafioli? Well at cosreezer is already full.
• 2:06:45
  They got a deep deepe all the stuff and the deep freezer and taking home.
• 2:06:56
  Put the deep put it on. You gotta put it on the on
• 2:07:00
  the roof the trailer. So, uh, was there anything that happened that
• 2:07:04
  you thought, Yeah, I'm washed. Also, Costo got really good hot
• 2:07:09
  dogs on pizza. Oh, they got a great deal. It's like a
• 2:07:11
  dollar fifty for a hot dog and a drinker. Listen these washing he said,
• 2:07:15
  he's not watching. He's talking about all the great wash uf Jaron Nigga
• 2:07:18
  Lama is in character lamon. When they what they live on their own lament,
• 2:07:24
  they will understand what you're talking. Yeah, no, I never said
• 2:07:28
  I don't appreciate it. That doesn't mean it's not why I didn't say it
• 2:07:30
  was. I said it was. Can you gonna let him do that to
• 2:07:32
  you? What you see? Mike's fucking I forgot he lived on his own
• 2:07:35
  at a point, I forget broke his neck. Looking at you, I'm
• 2:07:39
  about to say he's never lived on his own, So I forgot. I
• 2:07:43
  thought you were, but I forgot you did, so I don't I still
• 2:07:45
  understand why you tried to break your neck to look at me because I forgot
• 2:07:49
  that you did. And I was like, nigga, you live, Oh,
• 2:07:51
  nigga you oh yeah, you did well. First off, I didn't
• 2:07:56
  even say anything yet he said it. So the fact that you your way
• 2:07:59
  nigga, he was just like he realized, was like you guys like you
• 2:08:01
  guys don't live alone. He was like, you were like h and I
• 2:08:03
  was like, I was like everybody apologized, Yeah, happened wrong. I
• 2:08:15
  give you a handy lead. It seems just getting you know, it's why
• 2:08:20
  he's got us on that he's been a problem. He's brought in negative wowt
• 2:08:28
  episode. This is what you're gonna do. Like he's the first that we've
• 2:08:31
  been in SAT in a very long time, and that's what we're doing now.
• 2:08:33
  Just because me and sing doesn't mean that you haven't brought back. But
• 2:08:35
  negative Energy said he loves negative. I never said that. I'm all about
• 2:08:39
  positivities, rainbows, and I just want everybody to be happy. So yeah,
• 2:08:48
  I can't anything. Yeah anything happened or something that happened. You said,
• 2:08:52
  yeah, I might be washed, oh easily, like when you when
• 2:08:58
  I when I'm on the internet and I see like videos like cleaning products and
• 2:09:01
  stuff or like cleaning like tools you and I'm like, yeah, oh I
• 2:09:07
  need that. That's gonna make cleaning this to so much easier. I'm like,
• 2:09:09
  yeah, like I've seen like this little the toilet scrubber that's plastic and
• 2:09:13
  it's rubber and you ah, I bought it and it just goes in the
• 2:09:18
  wall. You don't even got it. It doesn't have to get on the
• 2:09:20
  floor. Oh yeah. And when I go to wash So when I go
• 2:09:26
  to Target, I don't go straight to like the video games like I used
• 2:09:31
  to Yo Yo for so many years. I'm in there looking for necessities.
• 2:09:37
  I'm in there for trash bags. I'm in there for the fucking Babeloso Contacts
• 2:09:46
  solution. When you're going in there and like like you're excited that you're about
• 2:09:50
  to buy a new pair of drows, Oh my god, what what the
• 2:09:54
  fuck? What? What? It's amazing? I so like I can't like
• 2:10:01
  just throw out old draws and puts. I thought, No, I have
• 2:10:09
  like ridiculous amount of box Yeah to under a lot, me too. But
• 2:10:15
  I also like trash them and buy new ones as they go, because after
• 2:10:18
  a while, I'm like these draws like five years old, I can get
• 2:10:20
  rid of these draws if they're still good. Draws ain't getting well like like
• 2:10:24
  once the once they mustard thighs, ain't hugging, no more throw away to
• 2:10:31
  draw in yours, so you should. That does mess up the the linings,
• 2:10:37
  the longevity of the draws, mess up your threat counting being glued together.
• 2:10:43
  He's starching his own drawers, just like I're talking about King. And
• 2:10:50
  it was like start like jokes about me, about my im that it's about
• 2:10:58
  me and my seamen. I thought I was the only one that did I
• 2:11:07
  do that. One day you guys will know the joy of painting the inside
• 2:11:09
  of your own bank banks anyway, have done it. But my my,
• 2:11:16
  my most recent nigga, no stop it like nobody's gonna be with like what
• 2:11:24
  my my recent washed is over the summer, I attempted to dunkle basketball.
• 2:11:30
  See that's washed. Yeah that was me when I tried to do the car
• 2:11:33
  well and that I still that's being washed. What you're doing, yes is
• 2:11:39
  mature. Yeah I tried to dunk as he's he can still dunk it.
• 2:11:45
  Oh yeah, it's but like him personally being washed. Yeah, like I
• 2:11:50
  can get back there to do it. But I'm like that, that's that's
• 2:11:52
  gonna take some some determination. Get that ball over. It's not about having
• 2:12:00
  the time, is the want to do it? You just don't want.
• 2:12:03
  You don't have to desire desires. Yeah, it's like what about proving about
• 2:12:07
  dunk in this basket? I don't need to dunk no more going to the
• 2:12:09
  league. Exactly what your ordinary day look like right now? My ordinary day.
• 2:12:13
  So I'm sorry, I just laid up. He said you don't have
• 2:12:22
  the time, and I'm like, oh, wait, what the do you
• 2:12:24
  be doing? Time? I will give you my day because last year I
• 2:12:26
  spent a lot of time with him. Knowing the time, I knew what
• 2:12:28
  this day was like. Now I'm waking up about nine o'clock. Wake up
• 2:12:33
  a nine o'clock. I immediately go to my computer and start filling out resumes.
• 2:12:37
  Can you believe I got rejected to work in Walmart Warehouse? Over qualified?
• 2:12:46
  The start demanding rights. I I'm trying to get a job everywhere,
• 2:12:52
  and they're like no, hm, no, yeah, speaking of leave,
• 2:12:56
  never going to cure leave again. Damn, I am probably gonna go keep
• 2:13:01
  not as much as yeah, you're like cannabist. Oh my God, it's
• 2:13:05
  this place called Cannabis. It's where sponsor by sponsor. Now it's down there
• 2:13:11
  in Denford. Yeah, it's a little long. What the fuck are you
• 2:13:13
  going away? Different from where I work? I work down there that far?
• 2:13:18
  Yeah, Lord, it's really not that far about I mean that should
• 2:13:24
  definitely it's farm Philly. Yeah, what's mean how many minutes? Like twenty
• 2:13:30
  twenty five? I thought that's a lot further. No, it's really not
• 2:13:33
  that bad, I promise you ninety five forty two. But anyway, yeah,
• 2:13:39
  bro, I got like half I got a half of hounce for fucking
• 2:13:41
  eighty six dollars. Bro, I don't know the conversions. It's not good
• 2:13:45
  as my bad, I know. I don't know what are we talking about.
• 2:13:48
  We're talking what what? What's the number you so selling cart prices?
• 2:13:52
  How much would that be? What's the cart conversion rate? H? Because
• 2:13:58
  how many cars? Did you say? That is? Like? Well,
• 2:14:00
  like four carts. I'm gonna need you do some more adult things before you
• 2:14:05
  start talking about the week. Well, so like the my normal cards be
• 2:14:11
  like anywhere between sixty and eighty five hours. Yeah, so that's probably like
• 2:14:20
  two or three of them things. Okay, Yeah, pretty nice. Okay,
• 2:14:26
  but that's all I want to brug it. Keep getting there right,
• 2:14:31
  actually stuck in the back of my throat. Pause, Oh hey, hey,
• 2:14:37
  I have it's just stuck. I don't want to go nowhere. I'm
• 2:14:39
  gonna just gargle on the pody. Yeah. Next question, what's something you
• 2:14:48
  can never be peer pressured into? Cocaine and sky diving? I'm not doing
• 2:14:54
  either both, Okay, I mean I'm not doing it. I don't I
• 2:14:58
  don't know how to say this. Uh, non heterosexual behavior picked, I
• 2:15:03
  mean non hetero if it's a woman, is that still heterosextions? Not non
• 2:15:09
  that's not non heterosexual? Exactly what I'm saying. I don't know. I
• 2:15:13
  can't be pressured. You won't suck that dick, will you know? I
• 2:15:16
  I mean won't. I don't think. I don't think in this room succumbing
• 2:15:22
  like it's like you got I'll show you. You don't set that you're gay.
• 2:15:35
  I'm not gay. Now, what what you going to do? No
• 2:15:41
  Dwight, No Dwight. Oh okay, Uh, this one might be too
• 2:15:56
  obvious, but I just want to see what the answer might be. Would
• 2:16:01
  you rather have sex with a dead person or never have better sex than you
• 2:16:07
  did when you watch your virginity. I'm not I'm not having sex with a
• 2:16:11
  dead person. Was my virginity? Sex wasn't the next question because Mike is
• 2:16:18
  thinking about discuss this is exactly why I asked him, because I think about
• 2:16:22
  it. Wasn't it wasn't it was. We didn't say how long they were
• 2:16:26
  dead. I was gonna I was gonna listen. Lamar, lamont, lamar.
• 2:16:37
  That's what. That's what we're now, So time out. Hold on.
• 2:16:45
  No no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 2:16:46
  no y'all y'all looked at me crazy last week for my scale. But you're
• 2:16:52
  telling me that if it's a freshly dead body, you'll pipe it. I
• 2:16:56
  was giving it up. That's the only thing you can have. No,
• 2:16:58
  no, no, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I
• 2:17:01
  think Mike is saying they died in the act. I'm saying, you have
• 2:17:07
  this sex with this one dead person one time, and then you can go
• 2:17:09
  off and do whatever, or you can just have every time you have sex.
• 2:17:13
  It's just I'm not fucking a dead person. Every time I have sex
• 2:17:15
  is gonna be like the first time. No, I'm not for you guys
• 2:17:20
  that have had the phenomenal first nobody said was I'm not I'm not fucking a
• 2:17:26
  dead body. A dead body, a dead body, speak for yourself.
• 2:17:31
  We're gonna do a live my first life. Okay, eighties were different.
• 2:17:37
  Yet you were molested? What excuse me? You're a victim. You're a
• 2:17:43
  victim. Please, I'm sorry, Yo, let me refocus. I don't
• 2:17:48
  know how it happened, but Mike has found an audience as sick, if
• 2:17:54
  not sicker than he is dead and fucking weird. Bizarre. Yes you,
• 2:18:00
  yeah, you're weird too. If you're gonna be sucking the dead body?
• 2:18:03
  Would I didn't say I would, I just if you're thinking about it.
• 2:18:05
  But this is because I'm thinking about my first time. It really wasn't fun.
• 2:18:09
  This is a very Mike question, and the fact that there's it wasn't
• 2:18:13
  people in the audience listeners that you know I'm thinking of my first time.
• 2:18:16
  Oh no, this question is coming from me because I heard the verse everything
• 2:18:22
  you just said. Because I don't like minded demon will But he's like asking
• 2:18:26
  because he knew that you'd be the one. That's an insult. Excuse me,
• 2:18:35
  I gotta think obviously, wouldn't do that. What it's like now,
• 2:18:41
  it's very now mean because that's what Yeah, but like I'm thinking, like
• 2:18:46
  it wasn't a crime though, that's crazy. Is it a crime? I
• 2:18:50
  like to say, she starts out a lot. The moment no, no,
• 2:18:56
  the moment find out she killed it, you got killing dick? Who
• 2:19:03
  got that good dick? The moment you realize she's daddy, you keep going
• 2:19:07
  you're weird. Yeah, but what if you didn't realize to see it through?
• 2:19:11
  My boy? So that was funny. That was funny. Cut Mike
• 2:19:16
  has cultivated in audience he found such sick deprived coming from inside the house.
• 2:19:24
  Damn it. No, nigga, never question please, that's stupid. Who
• 2:19:33
  killed her? What she finished? Wow? Wow wow wow, that's crazy.
• 2:19:43
  She'll never finish again? Existed she finished? I'll read this full one.
• 2:19:50
  What's a compliment you never get tired of hearing? For me, it's
• 2:19:54
  gotta be you smell so good As a reform musty nigga, I used to
• 2:20:00
  pray for times like this. I went from nigga, do you know what
• 2:20:03
  axe body spray is? To what kind of cologne you got on? But
• 2:20:05
  yeah, what's a compliment? You never get tired of here. You could
• 2:20:09
  have kept that ship to yourself. This is anonymous. Somebody's watching. It's
• 2:20:13
  safe. It's like that's like one of the things that like in your control.
• 2:20:18
  Musty, like it's in your control. You didn't have to be the
• 2:20:20
  musty nigga. Well, I mean, at least he reformed, and he's
• 2:20:22
  reformed. He could have not reformed. He could still be that musty nigga.
• 2:20:28
  I can't think of a compliment that I like. Get it. I'm
• 2:20:28
  very humble. I don't. I don't know, I'm not. I like
• 2:20:31
  being told I'm funny and I love it every time. Yeah, it's pretty
• 2:20:37
  fun. That's pretty good. That's funny here and you say that, Mike,
• 2:20:45
  it's almost like you could be told that more often if only you did
• 2:20:48
  something. Yeah, I know where they're not telling you that. In fact,
• 2:20:54
  a hilarious to think about doing stand up cries on the inside. A
• 2:21:03
  couple of them know, they were like, you should do the next time
• 2:21:05
  you go. We should invite us. I'm like, I'm not inviting people.
• 2:21:09
  They gotta be at and invite you. If I don't get I gotta
• 2:21:13
  be a get out of it. There's nothing to go to and that's the
• 2:21:16
  problem. That's not what we're saying. I know that I get it.
• 2:21:22
  Don't try to change it up. We got what we got. What we
• 2:21:24
  got, I got you sign up for a comedy. So mm hmmm.
• 2:21:30
  Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel
• 2:21:33
  like you have to sneeze? I'd rather I'd rather always because hiccups are painful
• 2:21:39
  sometimes, but that but that's feeling of I can't walk around like that all
• 2:21:46
  day, all day, all day you're just driving around just because y'all game
• 2:22:05
  up on the carricter. Like from the moment you wake up, you're in
• 2:22:11
  this. You might actually drown, like Keenan said, you would. At
• 2:22:20
  least you get a break between hiccups exactly. That's constant. Like you know,
• 2:22:26
  I'd rather have constant hiccups than I feel like I have to sneeze.
• 2:22:28
  You can explain hiccups. I have a condition. You can't kick up.
• 2:22:35
  How you explain that? Because the problem I have always like that. Look
• 2:22:41
  at you can talk just after ten minutes of hearing that like bit sneeze like,
• 2:22:46
  but nobody does. You never feel like I'm feeling I'm about to sneeze
• 2:22:50
  you're doing, but also not even know. You don't get the relief of
• 2:22:54
  sneezing. You're not You're just like, yo, I feel like you say
• 2:22:58
  I'm about to sneeze. You're not say yeah, yeah, but that thing
• 2:23:01
  about sneeze is annoying. Yeah, it's annoying. You don't get them there
• 2:23:05
  and talk. They're not here. You're talking, right, that's still that
• 2:23:09
  annoying for you. You don't get to have the relief of sneezing. You're
• 2:23:11
  like, damn, I feel I'm about to sneeze, and then right like
• 2:23:15
  it just never happened. At least you know what's worse happens. You know
• 2:23:18
  what's worse when you got a burp, but the burp won't come out to
• 2:23:22
  get gets caught at all, and you're trying to like trying to force it
• 2:23:28
  out. Yeah. Purpose, I never even thought of that. I actually
• 2:23:35
  did that for the first time, and I was like, you're glorified.
• 2:23:41
  I mean, I will knock glorify president in that fashion. Kids listening to
• 2:23:48
  this podcast, this is a family show, and I can't believe you.
• 2:23:54
  Nigga says the nigga that was a fucking crip in Vegas can't stand you stand
• 2:24:03
  you Okay, come on, come on, I'm a quip everywhere. Okay
• 2:24:09
  whatever. Speaking of Vegas, did you see the ship that said the dude
• 2:24:13
  said that you should forgive Corey. Nah? Oh that was that was very
• 2:24:18
  unseerious like that. Yeah, oh nothing, Okay, this might be quick,
• 2:24:26
  but I'll do it. Since we were talking about cartoons before, who's
• 2:24:30
  the dumber character from Ed and Eddie, Billy from Billy and Mandy, Dede
• 2:24:33
  from Dexter's Lab, Patrick from SpongeBob, or Cheese from Fosters. It's Billy
• 2:24:37
  because he caused so much damage. It's Billy. I don't know. I
• 2:24:41
  don't know. Cheese enough, Cheese wasn't. Cheese was dumb, but cheese
• 2:24:45
  wasn't like Billy, Like, yeah, that's all he said. Billy was
• 2:24:48
  having conversations and just causing have it. He was a dead beat Billy for
• 2:24:54
  his spider he like Spider Man like ship every time. Yeah, Billy,
• 2:25:03
  Billy was wild. So yeah, that's my I'm not even thinking about.
• 2:25:07
  I really had no redeeming moments. He just he was dumb all the time.
• 2:25:11
  They told me about that ship. Don't take time. He was like,
• 2:25:13
  yeah, I never forget that episode when Billy opened up the window and
• 2:25:16
  then and then he was like just dumb. Yeah, definitely Billy. All
• 2:25:26
  right, Next question, what was your go to haircut? As a teen?
• 2:25:31
  I'm Haitian, so my mom thought it was cool to give me and
• 2:25:33
  my siblings bald heads, but we would call it skints. But as soon
• 2:25:37
  as I, I don't know, as soon as I gave her that this
• 2:25:41
  is my hair, you can't control me. I'm getting bullied at school talk.
• 2:25:46
  I started to grow my hair out and get afros with a blowout.
• 2:25:50
  What was your go to haircut? I can see Elsie with a Roscoe Dash
• 2:25:54
  mohawk my specific I mean, I ain't gonna lie I have. If any
• 2:26:01
  one of us had, I would pick you. I've had every hairstyle.
• 2:26:05
  I had mohawks, I had phase, I had afros, I got locks,
• 2:26:09
  i had braids. I've had everything. I really haven't I've had That's
• 2:26:13
  why I got locked. Now I've had every hair. The only thing I
• 2:26:16
  haven't had a fucking mullet. Okay, next step, next, mohawks,
• 2:26:20
  dreads. I burned my hair in the third or fourth grade. It was
• 2:26:26
  shoulder land cat Williams. I did all that wild, all right. Now,
• 2:26:31
  my mom braided my hair. My hair was too thick, so she
• 2:26:35
  was like, either you're gonna permit or I'm gonna cut it. I was
• 2:26:37
  like, I guess it was just no good way to have it. So
• 2:26:41
  nah, I would always get up even all the way around. Damn,
• 2:26:45
  I'm sorry. Even Steve Boring, I mean yeah, I was like that
• 2:26:48
  until she was a kid, until I until about high school college. How
• 2:26:52
  college would I discovered this the fade for real? For real, like the
• 2:26:56
  taper around the side? Oh college, you took the how long he's beating
• 2:27:01
  off and discovered fades at the same time. That's wild wild. My family
• 2:27:05
  had been getting like, you know, taper fades as a kid, I
• 2:27:09
  was getting taken. I started getting fhades. Probably I'm not even touching it.
• 2:27:20
  You completely cut it out. Bueler Bueeler, Hello, Hello, Yes,
• 2:27:22
  yes, okay, so yes, talk the fucker I said, did
• 2:27:30
  he want to talk into my mic? All right? So yeah, I
• 2:27:33
  started getting phased probably around early middle school, so probably around like sixth grade,
• 2:27:37
  sixth seventh grade, But before then it was getting even all the way
• 2:27:41
  around. Yeah, even Stephen was the Yeah, probably the birth. Okay,
• 2:27:50
  yeah, Q alright, good one. Sorry what you said. What
• 2:27:56
  was like your go to haircut as a child, don't even I still do
• 2:28:01
  that a lot. Honestly, I've never seen you without a haircut other than
• 2:28:05
  the one you have right now. No, sometimes I get a fade,
• 2:28:07
  but it all depends on the day. If I really feel like waiting,
• 2:28:09
  or if I really trust the barber, I just keep it. Speaking of
• 2:28:13
  barber, have you been back to old the one, that one that we
• 2:28:20
  we the one before where you was like, oh I didn't have to wait
• 2:28:24
  that one. Yeah, that's where last week. I'm the fact I'm about
• 2:28:26
  to go tomorrow. Fuck eighteen dollars in and out eighteen hours? Is that
• 2:28:33
  right here at the bar Street barber something Barber's Inc. Yeah, barbars Inc.
• 2:28:37
  Yeah, that's what I want. Yeah, one barber from Barber's ink.
• 2:28:41
  He moved all the way down to the thing. Doesn't matter. I'll
• 2:28:46
  go back though. You go to that shore Puerto Rican dude, Yeah,
• 2:28:50
  Lou Lou, Yeah, he moved. Yeah, he's down a like Summerset
• 2:28:54
  or something. I forgot, but I've been down there and when I go
• 2:28:58
  on that one, because that's like my second one. I just go.
• 2:29:00
  Anybody ain't gonna hold you. I just go whoever's open, just whatever,
• 2:29:05
  fair enough, all right, I've been scarred. I can't just go to
• 2:29:09
  anybody, and if I do, I got to sit there and at least
• 2:29:11
  watch them cut before I go to them. I can't just strong move at
• 2:29:15
  that place. I can. I've been to at least four different people in
• 2:29:18
  there. I've never had a bad one. You could just go in there
• 2:29:20
  and comfortably be like, just take care of it, man, They're pretty
• 2:29:24
  Everybody in that jone is solid. Sounds good, solid aside rock. There's
• 2:29:31
  three niggas in here telling you that the place is solid and you've never seen
• 2:29:35
  any of us fucked up. I'm talking about in general, like just going
• 2:29:39
  to barber shopping is going. I'm letting you know if you're looking, there's
• 2:29:43
  a place for you to go. And I ain't looking my barberical. This
• 2:29:46
  is uh. I'm not sure about this question. But what do you do
• 2:29:52
  when your girl that you're dating knows football better than you? She's a whore.
• 2:29:58
  Somebody's cooked here. Why does she know more football than you? My
• 2:30:01
  boy? Maybe she just watches it more and she grew up, thought her,
• 2:30:05
  Well, her dad was a high school coach something. She said,
• 2:30:09
  you're married her put a ring on the job. That's an adult answer.
• 2:30:13
  Oh my god. Other guys, oh she said, oh my god,
• 2:30:16
  she had my past. She's a dirty slut. Why is she a damn
• 2:30:20
  dirty slut? Maybe she just liked the sport of football. Why why not?
• 2:30:24
  It's a sport, it's entertainment, like the same way you got into
• 2:30:30
  it. She can get more about football than this slides gott them, gosh,
• 2:30:43
  gott almighty, not jungular. If she no more football than you,
• 2:30:52
  all that is is just have her draft. H yeah, fantasy. I
• 2:30:56
  haven't personally ran into a woman yet who knows about like personally like spoke about
• 2:31:01
  it. No, it is fun to see like when you go it,
• 2:31:05
  GI's interested in football, like and you're like teaching them and they're like genuinely
• 2:31:13
  interested. That's nice, Like you were telling your girl about football. Yes,
• 2:31:16
  I say, I think he just told her. I'm not teaching her
• 2:31:20
  fucking scheme, somebody. I'm teaching her. What I'm teaching her what the
• 2:31:24
  quarterback does off? Can I handle? That? Is that? Is that?
• 2:31:28
  No? Is that? Within my breath? Of no, bring her
• 2:31:31
  here. We can't have nobody football the way you. I can't tell her
• 2:31:33
  that the quarterbacks it was the ball. She actually he's telling her that just
• 2:31:39
  she asked me yesterday the game. She asked me yesterday who snaps the ball?
• 2:31:43
  The center? I don't think I need to be John Madden to tell
• 2:31:46
  her that. Sorry, sorry, no, I don't. I'm not telling
• 2:31:50
  her what the three four nickel does. I can't tell you. I don't
• 2:31:52
  know it. She's not. But you know what, she ain't gonna ask
• 2:31:56
  me that ship is there a nickel in three four? Don't that's literally literally?
• 2:32:01
  I said. I was like, well, I'm glad you doesn't ask
• 2:32:01
  that because that's kind of I don't know three You know what I can tell
• 2:32:05
  her. I can tell her that the center snaps the ball. I was
• 2:32:07
  like, three three, three four. No, that's not three or five.
• 2:32:13
  No, that's not how that works. It's just a nickel. No,
• 2:32:16
  it doesn't exist, but you can make it exist. It just it's
• 2:32:18
  not a three four. No. You could have three down players, four
• 2:32:22
  linebackers, three cornerbacks. There are maybe one safety, Nicholas five Nichols five
• 2:32:26
  five dbs, so nickel package can't have three four set up up front?
• 2:32:33
  Fair enough? You have twelve players. Yeah, and that's what my girl
• 2:32:37
  would ask me that. Yeah, so does turns into the three three?
• 2:32:43
  That makes more sense. Sorry, we'll ride with that. Yeah, that
• 2:32:46
  makes sense, all right. Which song helped you get through your most struggling
• 2:32:54
  time if you have one? Didn't struggle around here? Rod wave? What's
• 2:33:03
  my R Kelly song? What I believe I can fly? No? The
• 2:33:09
  other one that's it's a it's it's a it's a it's a dark one.
• 2:33:15
  I'm trying to say, no, I uh, it picks and chooses.
• 2:33:22
  I just listen to a lot of k cutting in like middle school, but
• 2:33:26
  I don't know the same girl girl. So I actually heard a story about
• 2:33:31
  that song while you're looking for the R. Kelly song, that they were
• 2:33:33
  saying that, well, that's what he's doing. That's why he was waiting,
• 2:33:39
  but uh, you go ahead, I just want uh. He was
• 2:33:41
  saying that, like, so when he asks are sure to be on the
• 2:33:45
  song? I sure sung his part and he was like, I wish that's
• 2:33:50
  the song. Ah, that's a good one. But he like saying,
• 2:33:54
  like his part of the song. So when he got it back. He
• 2:33:58
  was like, oh, I should like you gotta you guys seen the other
• 2:34:01
  one and he was like, no, I'm not doing that. So then
• 2:34:07
  like R Kelly kept asking like his man, He's like, do you think
• 2:34:09
  I could take my bitch? And he was like, you did it,
• 2:34:13
  it's actually, but you are Kelly. So then R Kelly was just like
• 2:34:18
  all alright. So weeks went by and it was like, I need you
• 2:34:22
  to wed the John and she's like, no, I'm not doing it.
• 2:34:26
  It was like, so then you asked men's again like do you really think
• 2:34:28
  that I could take my bitch? He's like, I don't know why to
• 2:34:31
  keep asking me this, Like, but that's where the whole premise of the
• 2:34:33
  video that they were twins came from, because R Kelly just went like I
• 2:34:37
  should take his girl. So that's the whole idea of the being twins in
• 2:34:41
  the video came from. What Yeah, thank you for that. So I'm
• 2:34:46
  so confused R Kelly trivia with Keenan. So I'm not gonna ken I didn't
• 2:34:50
  need that at all. Kelly played for the Atlanta City sequels and I'm just
• 2:34:54
  hey, man, he's just feeling there. That's what I was tempted to
• 2:34:58
  do. I don't know, I would se it's all righty And the next
• 2:35:03
  question might well, see, can we get into some double double standards?
• 2:35:11
  Why is it that I'm gonna get ghosted for nothing in under thirty seconds?
• 2:35:15
  But if Shorty heads trash and I can tell that in under thirty seconds,
• 2:35:18
  Shorty is still gonna get wined and dined, that's why that's your fault that
• 2:35:26
  you can if she's not sucking, Well, that sounds normally she's getting wined
• 2:35:35
  and dined before before they sucking. So that's so like he's saying, like
• 2:35:41
  you already got the wind dying and your head's trash. So it's not his
• 2:35:46
  fault. He didn't know that the head was going to be trashed when he
• 2:35:48
  wined and dined her first. So okay, then you can ghost her just
• 2:35:52
  like she would ghost you. Thank you. He just it just sounds like
• 2:35:56
  he's choosing to not ghost her. Probably yeah, because bad heads better than
• 2:36:01
  no itay nah, I'd rather be my day. Yeah, okay, didn't
• 2:36:11
  get bad head? Yes I came back for that one. Yeah yeah,
• 2:36:18
  yeah, how bad. I'm not gonna agree, but I don't agree with
• 2:36:24
  that. Yeah, fine, I think Bad Head is a tragedy exactly,
• 2:36:30
  it's gonna make a job. Why the fuck can you make it good?
• 2:36:33
  It's ways, bro, you can make it good. You know. Wow,
• 2:36:39
  we might learn that in this here sounds American literature sounds criminal. Oh
• 2:36:45
  it's not criminal, very legal. I don't know what the thoughts are talking
• 2:36:52
  about. I don't know what all right, next question, Yeah, I'm
• 2:36:58
  just was staring at the book. Can you give us some I'm gonna pass
• 2:37:03
  as we used. Need I need more than that? Oh man? All
• 2:37:09
  right? Oh? Real quick shout out to fucking uh. Shout out to
• 2:37:15
  the bull Cody. Uh, yeah, he saw me. I was on
• 2:37:20
  the turnpike. I stopped at the rest stop. He U he's uh.
• 2:37:22
  I pulled up next to him and he recognized me. We talked and said
• 2:37:26
  with something yeah, because I had to peeing on the turnpike. I was
• 2:37:31
  leaving girl's house. Ask me too many questions? Look at you driving and
• 2:37:37
  ship Yeah, man, that's not a bad drive. I don't even know
• 2:37:39
  I was tripping. Well, you know why? Honestly, I wouldn't drive
• 2:37:43
  because I didn't trust my old cars to drive long disiness. They were very
• 2:37:48
  shitty cars. I had. I started with a shitty Grand Caravan, then
• 2:37:52
  a shitty Bureeru. But I loved that baby. But it was a shitty
• 2:37:54
  two thousand and three Buick Saber. I'm not trusted to go up and down
• 2:37:58
  the turn probably faithfully. Now that I've upgraded, I can. Yeah,
• 2:38:03
  we can drive a longer north. So I was coming down and then I
• 2:38:07
  started the rest out. The pee pulled up. He was like he was
• 2:38:11
  looking, you know when somebody like looking at you. I was like,
• 2:38:13
  he was like, like, what's up? Bro? He was like he
• 2:38:18
  was like big Mike. I was like, oh, what's going on?
• 2:38:22
  Man? Yeah? Man, love the pot and like he was actually like
• 2:38:24
  listening, listening that's fire, Like yeah, I took a picture of he
• 2:38:30
  was like he was like, yeah, I'm listening right now. Get the
• 2:38:31
  fuck out in And I'm like, yeah, he was listening right now.
• 2:38:35
  So he said, you know, shout out to y'all. He said,
• 2:38:37
  keep doing you know, typical ship, he said, I see Elsie all
• 2:38:39
  the time. He said ransom. Yeah. And then what do you ask
• 2:38:45
  me? He said, why don't we talk about boost? What the drink
• 2:38:50
  do y'all? Like? Boost? Yeah? Boo, absolutely, let's right,
• 2:38:54
  I love boots ls. You like Boos. I like bo Keenan.
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  I know the way y'all y'all drink the original flavor Boost. Yeah, the
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  coke flavor cheeks delicious flat. It's just black coke slushy flat coke slush.
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  I don't sign me up, buddy. Is there a factory? Went one
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  time? Like a boo ever liked this? The mango Boos Mango. There's
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  a blue Yeah, there's a blue one that's fire. Yeah. Only different
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  flavors, buddy, Oh no, there's better flavors. There's better I did.
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  I got to try the better options and it's not real. There's a
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  there's like a shop, the Boost Cafe. What are you talking about?
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  Like where is that like in like Riverside? Something like that is originated in
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  Riverside. I didn't take a trip there one day. I've been. I
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  went. I went once when I was taking driving lessons because my yeah no,
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  because that's where she took me. She was like, we're gonna go
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  on the taker right here, We're going to two ninety five, and then
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  somehow we end up at Riverside, like we're gonna stop it. Get a
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  booz. I was like okay, think lady. Thanks lady. Now let's
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  learn how the parallel part great and then I'm prepared. Now I can learn.
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  All right, give us a passage. Your shouted to you, Cody,
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  keep listening shine for ye, I've seen your car. You can afford
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  it, all right, So as promised, this is the old thought next
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  Door, read by Michael the Big One reading character. You'll know the character
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  yet, Yeah, you got? I mean it's an old thought. But
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  is she narrating her own story? We don't know. I think I can.
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  I can assume thinking of an old Asian thought, Let's go for it.
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  No, no, we know it's not. Let me tell you one
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  where, okaye, Elsie is really the bad one when it comes to this
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  in person, it's never not funny. I don't care what you guys say.
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  It's never not hilarious. Will there, Mike, come a time where
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  we have to stop? We then? All right? What? Okay?
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  All right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to see all the people I should
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  have been probably Cartan chapter one. We'll start work. Come pezz baby,
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  let me tell you one motherfucking thing. I don't give a damn what you
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  think about me and my age. Yeah, I might be seventy six years
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  old, but this big thick bulzy between my tomb brown legs, don't act
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  like it. And don't let the gray hairs fool you. Now. My
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  name is Vernetta ernest Stein, Washington, and I ain't ashamed to admit that
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  I love to drink brown liquor, smoke good reifa, and most definitely get
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  my fuck on. Uh huh, you heard that right, Yep. I
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  love to ride me a big old black deck. Ain't ain't nothing better,
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  baby dog. My body felt like I was still fauty, and your best
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  believe I fucked like I was still faulty. If you are blessed to live
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  a long life, you'll see just exactly what I meant. Now, for
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  all you young folks out there, I can let you in on a secret.
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  If you're wondering what I did to stay so young and vibrant. If
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  you thought going to the health club every day was my now the page is
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  just wet, just like that big thick brown present was my secret. Then
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  you gets wrong. Now, don't get me wrong. I did get my
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  little working on it and in the health club to stay in shape. But
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  truth be told, I really went to go look at them. Find young
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  men's they be having up in there. If you think my secret is watching
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  what I eat, then you guess wrong again. Baby, I gets down
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  in the kitchen and I show up me some popeyes chicken. Oh this stings
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  to read. It's like this. This sounds like you started doing your You
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  started it. Baby. Give me a two piece dark spicey with a side
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  of cage and rice after a good dick down, and my sexy ass will
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  be in heaven. And speaking of heaven, no, my secret to being
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  so you ain't staying prayed up now, don't get me wrong. I love
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  the Lord and I paid my tithes, but I didn't mess with church folk
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  like that. This is black exportation books. Yes, yes, just wack
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  it. Shit happened in acting like they were nineteen years old, and most
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  off not all the people that went to my church were way younger than me.
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  Baby, Let me tell you what my number one secret is. You
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  ready, hold on, now, get a little closer. My number one
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  secret to live in a long, happy, healthy life was making sure you
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  surround yourself with some good young folks. And by young folks, I mean
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  some young dicks. Okay, that's enough, I gotta finish the paragraph.
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  And when I say young, I ain't talking fifty or forty, baby,
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  I'm talking young. But dween the ages of twenty and thirty called me a
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  nasty woman, Call me a predator if you want to. But I but
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  riding some young dickers. Truly what regulates my blood pressure and keeps my cholesterol
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  down. And that was why I had to me not one, but two
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  young dicks on their way to my place. Ding dong, whoop? Dad?
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  Is that was my doorbell? Come in? I yelled as I hopped
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  off my couch, sprending toward the front door, just right on time,
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  because my pussy was ready to get this party started. Wow, I was
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  riveting two pages. Two pages. Now, I see how it's three hundred
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  because nothing, nothing except all that could have been three sents. But Kwan
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  is a real wordsmith. Mister Mills right here, he's it. I like
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  him. He's going places. If you want to know what happens more on
• 2:45:35
  the old thought next door. Tune in next week because we're having stormas every
• 2:45:41
  week and it won't just be me reading it. We'll have a different member
• 2:45:45
  read every week. It's Keenan's turn. Next week. You don't want to
• 2:45:50
  read it next week, I'll read it sure, all right. You gotta
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  reading character too. I gotta his character. Yes, you don't have to
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  be like aw go you have a reading castles. Who don't you walk out?
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  All right? Well, you already know once you said. All you
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  know is time to go all the stuff I said in the beginning by following
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  Sunday, Eagles Bill's Tailgate. You know what I'm saying, We're gonna be
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  there now, just gonna be the ones and twos. The rest of us
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  are not gonna be on the ones and twos. You know what I'm saying.
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  get their Patreon. You know, I'm say three five fifteen dollar tiers.
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  Give us some of that sweet sweet money. Damn, I'm right, and
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  send sentence? I don't know if they have the ability to specifically send those.
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  if you get there is an option send a bigger bag of these. One
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  think it even is out in? My favorite right is that the Anthony Hamilton
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  look, just walk up. My daddy wall was gone. They bathed hel
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  and collar greens this morning baptized. All right, you already know what it
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  is. Once you said it, y'all, you know is time to go.
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  We appreciate y'all. You know, Tell a friend to tell another friend
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  to tell one more friend again and we will see y'all next week, same
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  time, same place. Piece. Uh, what's yours? Want? Your
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  say now? Martin sir, rage House, live your head up. Oh
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  also well because we may and do the weekly drawns. Shout out to Brianna,
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  the girl I saw at the podcast. She actually sat at our table
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  and she was actually smooth with it. She was it's all weird. Uh.
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  So I went to a podcast for minds oh and like they like,
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  unless you have four to a table like the Assatuate people. So we was
• 2:48:45
  walking to a table and was about to sit down some girls already there and
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  she was like, are you Kana. Kana was like yes. She was
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  like okay, I just wanted to acknowledge you first because I know who he
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  is, so I play young lady. I was like, you pretty good,
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  smart, that's how you do it. That's the right way to do
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  what. She like, I want to acknowledge you first before I talked to
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  him. That's good, she said that. She wrote into the podcast.
• 2:49:13
  She was the one that asked what was my favorite drinks? Just in case,
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  like they ever she ever ran into us. I didn't get that drink
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  though, thanks thanks maybe next time. I was just sitting there, like,
• 2:49:28
  you know my drink? What was the drink? Forgot? It was
• 2:49:33
  just a rum and ginger Captain Ginger, It's real easy. What's theer?
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  I never got it, so, you know, shout out to being recognized,
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  I guess, yeah man, Thank you, see y'all, Thank y'all
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  for listening. Yeah all A long way. Ye see y'all next time,
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  all that good stuff, Bye bye,