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Episode 62: Nobel Regifting, Stealing Greenland, Trump Shows Off His (Tiny) Middle Finger, You Sure Do Have a Perfidy Mouth, Bahrain Sex Toys, Grok Joins Skynet, and more

A man who can’t stop invading countries and flipping off his citizens unironically got himself a Nobel Peace Prize. Except unlike Obama, he got a used one on the secondhand market. Reality is in the eye of the beholder in the murder of Renee Good. A man who fomented an insurrection threatens to invoke the Insurrection Act. Pete Hegseth sure does have a perfidy mouth. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's semiautonomous territory. The Pentagon returned some sex toys to a Toronto sex shop - except the sex shop owners weren’t the ones who sent them to soldiers in Bahrain, where you can’t drink…

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