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Leprechaun in the Hood (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: and a black man can't jump on Patreon.
• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Patreon's today, a friend with weed, is a friend indeed.
• 0:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hell.
• 0:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hi.
• 0:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: There are so many quotes.
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, a lot to look one up real quick.
• 0:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that one was the first one that came to mind.
• 0:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: So many quotes.
• 0:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, first off, the fact we're getting to, but this would be had things I never thought I would see.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: A smoking leprechaun and a leprechaun with evil leprechaun hose.
• 0:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was hit in the group chat I was hating on it and then and then they got to we go have a smoke these four leaf clovers I was like this genius
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's interesting to have a montage and he's too grown.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let me tell you how we got here by the way.
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: First of all, first of all, y'all know who we are.
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're a film review podcast.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: We reviewed the films of leading black actors.
• 1:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Talk about them in context of race and diversity.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hollywood.
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's spooky season.
• 1:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: So scary.
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we've been on the air for over 10 years.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, no.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have it.
• 1:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you have.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I have it.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you have.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got a college, uh, five years ago.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's very much not true.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, yeah, the honestly, the more you talk about it, the worse it actually makes it.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're trying to pretend you're young.
• 2:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Damn, okay.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, this is not the point.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: The point is that we've been doing this for a long time But we've never reviewed leprechaun in the hood, which is something that I'm saying.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: The reason I even thought about it is because we've been reposting our astronomy club videos.
• 2:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's a joke in one of the sketches that I wrote about Leopold.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Leopold got out of her body.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's out of the hood.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: That one is so funny.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think my favorite line I got to say on the show.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Potentially.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was essentially my favorite line.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: uh, an incredible delivery in Jurassic has an amazing action.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I get the kick, my get the kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's okay.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's on his Jason's.
• 3:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some of them are called Jason.
• 3:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Freddie, Jason, Jason, X and the year after that, I was doing it, I did Nightmare on Elm Street.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Again, these movies, there's so many of them.
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Friday, the 13th started in 1982, and they made them like one year after another.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like they made one every year, it was insane.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're so cheaply made.
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, Nightmare and Elm Street was made in pretty quick succession to, I think there were as many of them in that original thing, but then West Craven rebooted it and then there was a couple of there's a couple of recruits of that.
• 3:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he I just listened to a podcast that discussed the original like he yeah he wasn't a part of too many of them, but it's so funny because they said how bad and how hard it was to make the original and I love hearing it like.
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he ran out of money.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It couldn't get this and the movie becomes out being like a classic, yeah, a cult classic for sure.
• 4:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then they, and then yeah, so this year I was like, oh, you know what, I don't think I've seen most of the leprechaun movies.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I had only seen the first one and leprechaun in the hood.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Have you done the child's plays?
• 4:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you, did you, did you do the child's play?
• 4:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did, I, well, I, I, the reason I started watching one, I saw that it was on P.C.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: and then I was thinking about doing leprechaun in the hood and I was like, oh, this, this might line up and yeah, thankfully you guys said yes, um, it allows me literally test has been me like, why are you watching me?
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: So here's the thing about like, yeah, oh yeah, I'm Jonathan, you guys know that.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: So wait, are we still doing that part?
• 5:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're past our, do we do that in Patreon?
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't,
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which one has the one where the guy, because you've watched them all recently, or a lot of them?
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which one has the guy when it's like, he thinks he's about to put his face in a bunch of boobs, but it's just, but it's a faint.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which is a real thing?
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a split split.
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's Blake.
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which one was that one?
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty sure that's two.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: That might be the first one I saw.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like that's crazy.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you think it's breast.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think it's yeah, you know, you think you about to have the best the most warm, you know, some picture face in a bunch in some booth.
• 6:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, actually put in your face in the blade and you did.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: You'll hold everything.
• 6:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everything.
• 6:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, it's all sliced up.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: The thing about these movies is that literally none of them are good, not even the first one.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, the first one is bad.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and it's like, it's like, it's not, it's,
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: not scary, it's like, the acting is horrendous.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like, what is this?
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what?
• 6:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you think anybody's trying?
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, do you think they're trying to make any of these good?
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think Jennifer Anderson was trying.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you mean the directors and the, anybody anybody, anybody literally any person involved?
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: So the one thing I will say, and before we get into this, too, is like, I do think they were always a little bit self-aware,
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like they always knew that like it was a little silly and so the leprechaunist has all like was always telling jokes was always like talking in rhyme except for leprechaun for for some reason they like he doesn't talk and rhyme the way that he doesn't all the other way.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's interesting you say that break because like this movie came out and look at the original it came out in ninety three which means it came out after Freddie became funny.
• 7:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like at this point, Freddie is funny, uh, army of which one is the funny which one is the fun.
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know that too, the number two is the funny, but army of darkness is hilarious.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I was like, and then I'm looking at it right now on Wikipedia and IMDP and even five in the 13th by this point had gone pretty silly, right?
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so Lily on Wikipedia and IMDB is described as a horror comedy.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I was like, clearly they were like, just a little, because I mean, someone Chuckie was funny about this point, right?
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or no.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was Chuckie only not funny the first time or was it always funny?
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the only one.
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: He wasn't funny in the first was scary.
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was not funny in the first one.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he had like jokes and stuff, but I think this Chuckie movies were always supposed to be a little bit scared.
• 8:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I guess all of these movies are supposed to come.
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a, this is the ghost of a, of a convicted felon in a doll.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so it was just him being like, I'm a fucking dog.
• 8:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're like, there was always some kind of joke.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 8:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: But this like I guess the difference is like,
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: in all the leprechaun movies, even when the leprechaun's not on screen, they're playing comedy.
• 8:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 8:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 8:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: If that's like, there is comedy being played elsewhere.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the church and everything, and like, and this one certainly in this.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's stuff.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: The man, you know, let me go to my grandma and it's just like, this blind woman who is like, every, she's guessing who everybody is.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
• 8:57
  [UNKNOWN]: What?
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're okay.
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're always doing jokes and stuff.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: So like it's always like that.
• 9:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: This movie was let's just do like a little this movie was straight to DVD and remember at this point Jason in New York had already come out.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm pretty much no way this was made in 2000.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: This movie looks like it was made in like 1991.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I genuinely almost said to you guys I feel embarrassed for the 90s.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the movie came out.
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: No way.
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Star's Warwick Davis and IST, it was a direct-to-video release.
• 9:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't realize we did direct-to-videos back then.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, how would you find it?
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you wouldn't have bought lessons like, direct-to-videos like that with them?
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty sure a lot of the leprechaun movies weren't direct-to-videos.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think only like the first two were actually released in theaters.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, a lot of these movies were like,
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like, I don't know.
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think a lot of them were in theaters.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: What else do I need to say?
• 10:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so anyway, who knows how much money it made?
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Apparently, it's budget was $1.4 million, which is absolutely nothing.
• 10:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm sure it made money.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: These movies definitely made money through VHS and then a bunch of TVD, right?
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like they definitely do, that's why they kept making them.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Warwick Davis isn't all of them.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: You gotta get that paperwork.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: You gotta get that paper.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Y'all doing another one?
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sign me up.
• 10:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they could redo this movie now.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's true, yeah.
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they could redo it and like.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: really play with the horror comedy aspect of it.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I really think they can make it scary if they want it.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So the log line is when three rappers went, want to get even with the Pimp, they accidentally unleash a leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage in the hood.
• 10:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's it, right?
• 10:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't need any other prep.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is IT actually a Pimp?
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought he was a rapper.
• 10:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he owned Pimp in the movie.
• 11:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, why do they call him a pimp in this didn't he start didn't he start as a pimp and then he starts he started but we don't see it like oh so we just
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: We just hear that that's what he did before he did music before he got it got a magic flu Yeah, I know we aren't talking about this, but when this movie started I thought it was Halloween and they was in the costume party Nick, I did too like it was really the 70's I was like it was really the 70's when it cut when it cut to the next
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, and also James, you have every reason to be confused, they don't say 19 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also at one point, I was like, I thought this whole time this movie was like 1990, 1992.
• 11:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, oh, these ankles are kind of crazy.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: But maybe that's because they're trying to replicate the 70s and then it's going to modernize it, so something like that.
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to let's say, no, this movie is just batshit the entire time.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, it's also ice tea's acting in this movie, listen, bro.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, he was here for the fun.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not even mad at it.
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I clearly I see was clearly having fun doing this movie He was glad he was keep his gin pain and he was just like I'm an leprechaun movie But you know he's like you know he signed up when he hurt does I don't leprechaun in the hood I nigga that's like snakes on the plane.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like Leprechaun in the hood
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, can't jump.