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Drinkable oatmeal and Gus the Woodchuck · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: I I can't get past the potential gross factor of this.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I just need to share with you that Quaker has launched Quaker oat shakes to go.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, well, first of all, I'm not in my oatmeal phase right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not either.
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  SPEAKER_02: God, it gives me scorching heartburn, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is that weird?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, actually, this happened to my ex's mom a lot, and she had to stop eating heart heartburn.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you would hope she'd stop eating that.
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  SPEAKER_01: She had to stop eating oatmeal for that reason alone.
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  SPEAKER_02: It just for whatever reason.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: He can eat a jalapeno popper, folks, but he can't eat it.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's something about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, Quaker is jumping on the overnight oats tread.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, it okay, overnight oats you can eat with a spoon.
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  SPEAKER_02: But to drink it?
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  SPEAKER_02: This is to drink it.
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  SPEAKER_02: And how many things are gonna hit the back of your throat?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and it's like the drinkable yogurt.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever had the drinkable yogurt?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, okay, I can do that because it's not chunky.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's still that yeah, but it still has uh it's got a thicker consistency.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, like Lydia likes the ones that they make for kids.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think they're called the Danimals.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I might have, you know, a hit of one of those.
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  SPEAKER_02: Those are okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Give me a hit of that girl.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or didn't Activa make one that was for the adults?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that sounds that's right on track for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Very so at any I mean, because you you're gonna be not chewing in the next five years.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: So uh just practicing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just can't get into this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, that just sounds nasty.
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  SPEAKER_01: You want me to blend up your hamburger too?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's terrible.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, while we're on this subject, so you know I don't expect everyone to know what like a boba tea is, you know, where it has the everyone knows what these are.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not this guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: And his uh his other I'm sorry, is he drinking Activa?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I could see most guys not knowing what a boba tea is.
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  SPEAKER_02: And frankly, because it's a it's a it's a young preteens drink.
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  SPEAKER_01: So when we were at party in the park, we had two people, they have a lot of those boba drinks and those lotuses and things like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we had MK and then we had dirty orchard uh orchard orchid?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, shoot.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so there was a line for both of them.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: The entire time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, it was also cold, you know, cold, refreshing drinks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, and people just love sucking on those gel balls.
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  SPEAKER_01: But well, this guy hate those.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'll bet you if you looked at the demographics, it was 90% women and uh a lot of younger girls, and then maybe the one occasional guy that was drug along because his wallet needed to be used.
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  SPEAKER_02: So that because guys just don't we're that's not you're not like, oh, I'm really craving a boba.
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  SPEAKER_01: I really want a boba, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: So this guy never had one, decided to try one because, well, his significant other brought him one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's here's how she played it off.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we went to Starbucks and got the boba drinks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Samella's gonna be trying his first boba.
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  SPEAKER_02: Come on, Starbucks, don't let me down.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is kind of crazy that those are frog eggs.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would have never expected that.
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  SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
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  SPEAKER_00: What did you just say?
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought they're frog eggs.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's little things popping.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh! You did not just tell me I just ate frogs.
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  SPEAKER_02: Everyone drinks They're gonna be hopping in my belly! Oh my god! Oh my god!
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  SPEAKER_00: How about the crash out?
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen, respectfully! They're actually really good for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why are you starting by putting frogs in guts?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what they feel like.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're so gross.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is on the heels of the oatmeal.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was my same reaction yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you guys have any woodchucks at your house?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh no, actually, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's one thing I don't have.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have a woodchuck, and it kind of bebops around from my yard, my neighbor's yard, and everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: So Zach said, let's name this woodchuck.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I said Gus.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think Gus the woodchuck.
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  SPEAKER_01: Gus the Chuck.
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  SPEAKER_01: We start calling him Gus the Chuck.
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  SPEAKER_01: We go up to Spencer Crest yesterday, do a little hikey, and then all of a sudden.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh god, a hikey.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you tell him that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you say that to him?
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  SPEAKER_01: You go, I'm gonna go on a hikey.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you really say that to him?
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  SPEAKER_01: Hikey poo.
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  SPEAKER_01: So then so we're coming back down from Spencer Crest, and all of a sudden on the side of the road.
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  SPEAKER_02: You sure it's not Spencery Cresties?
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  SPEAKER_01: Spencer Cresties.
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  SPEAKER_01: So all of a sudden, which I have to get into that in a second, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Something uh that Spencer Crest.
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  SPEAKER_01: All of a sudden, there is this dead wood chuck on the side of the road.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's Gus.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what he said.
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  SPEAKER_01: He goes, Look, there's Gus! And Gus's teeth is dead.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why he's like.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love both of us.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why said, There's Gus.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what it was.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, poor Gus.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then we got home, Gus was still there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh thank God.
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  SPEAKER_01: But regardless, to see, I hate seeing roadkill on the side of the road where there's flies and you see like half their guts has just been splattered.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: You just love the fact that he said the same thing I did.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.