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Things That Must Go From February 25th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thanks, that must go on the radio. All I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: is we better be hearing from missus Olsen sometime this morning.
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  Speaker 1: All right, things that must go. These are things that
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  Speaker 1: are bugging you, things that you can't stand in anymore,
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  Speaker 1: and so you want to get it off your chest.
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  Speaker 1: You send them to us. You send it to radio
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  Speaker 1: from hell at x ninety six dot com. But must
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  Speaker 1: go in the subject line. If we read it on
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  Speaker 1: the air, maybe you'll feel better. And sometimes these things
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  Speaker 1: do disappear from your life. So I'll go first today.
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  Speaker 1: One thing that must go is I've had to start
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  Speaker 1: using these reading glasses sometimes and I really hate it.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: I just hate it. That must go. This one says
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  Speaker 1: my name is Mark, and you can say so. A
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  Speaker 1: thing that must go is people not understanding angled parking spots.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm all for questioning authority and doing things your
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  Speaker 1: own way, but there are a few things that society
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  Speaker 1: has faced figured out. Angled parking spots are one of them.
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  Speaker 1: They're invented or intended to pull straight into and then
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  Speaker 1: back out of. When someone does a twelve point turned
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  Speaker 1: to back into it, you're making it harder than it
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  Speaker 1: needs to be, or you're driving the wrong way into
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  Speaker 1: oncoming parking lot traffic to accomplish your boneheaded wrongness. Please
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  Speaker 1: please please follow the rules in this instance. I have
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  Speaker 1: more I could say about parking lots, but that's enough.
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  Speaker 1: Now you said it. This one says, good morning lords.
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  Speaker 1: There's been a number of things in my life that
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  Speaker 1: must go. Recently, while registering for a recent MRI, I
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  Speaker 1: completed the pre screening questionnaire on a provided tablet at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the registration process, and upon returning the
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  Speaker 1: tablet to the registrar, she handed me a clipboard with
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  Speaker 1: an exact paper version of the MRI pre screening questions
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  Speaker 1: that I had just answered electronically. Come on hospitals, one
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  Speaker 1: or the other. This unneeded redundancy must go. That happened
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  Speaker 1: to me once, and I said, I'm not filling this
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  Speaker 1: out again and ended it back. I've done it right,
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  Speaker 1: and she said, I understand. Anything that is perforated that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't tear along the perforation must go. Yeah. Yeah. Stickers
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  Speaker 1: on produce must go. I have a a Sumo a
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  Speaker 1: tangerine here, no sticker on it because I bought them
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  Speaker 1: in a case at Costco. From Costco, no stickers. Also,
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  Speaker 1: there's the never ending road construction on thirteen Stuth near
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  Speaker 1: Lucky thirteen. That must go. And the bomb cyclone that's
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  Speaker 1: been happening back east that grounded the plane delivering my
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  Speaker 1: car tea cells that were supposed to be here for
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  Speaker 1: therapy yesterday must go. If they made it off the
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  Speaker 1: ground in the last twenty four hours, I might get
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  Speaker 1: to start therapy today. And I looked it up car
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  Speaker 1: T cells. It's a personalized immunote therapy that genetically modifies
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  Speaker 1: the patient's own tea cells to attack cancer cells. And
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  Speaker 1: this is Johnny B. Finally, lymphoma must go. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for your time, be good luck, Johnny, and I hope
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  Speaker 1: your car te cells get there. And finally this, Hey, lords,
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  Speaker 1: maybe this is more of a look around than a
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  Speaker 1: must go. When I stop for gas in my little
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  Speaker 1: Chevy Spark, people often ask me, is that electric? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just like to douse it with gasoline every now
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  Speaker 1: and then. As Bill Engvall would say, here's your sign
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  Speaker 1: carry all right.
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  Speaker 2: I got this one from my wife. Things the Musco
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  Speaker 2: faulty automatic windshield wipers that sense the one tiny rain
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  Speaker 2: drop that hits my windshield, which makes the wipers turn on.
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  Speaker 2: It streaks across making the squeaky sound wearing out my wipers.
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  Speaker 2: All right, This one from Pat things the Musco not
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  Speaker 2: being able to see the lines on.
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  Speaker 1: The road when it rains.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and people just pretending they know where the lines are.
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  Speaker 2: So instead of two lanes each way, we now have
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  Speaker 2: three each way. Please use reflective or glowing the dark
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  Speaker 2: paint please, I agree, Kelly of Eagle Mountain. What must
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  Speaker 2: go is the overthinking I did during the grammatical section
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  Speaker 2: of the show when Carrie said, slippery is two syllables,
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  Speaker 2: slippery is three if you don't say it the Utah way. There,
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  Speaker 2: I got it out of my system. See that's what
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  Speaker 2: I was doing. Yes, I was saying it the Utah
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  Speaker 2: pronouncement slippery, but it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's no, it's slippery, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, slippery, But I was doing the Utah pronunciation. All right,
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  Speaker 2: Peter Bill Bryant here with my thing that must go.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like going through drive throughs because I drive
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  Speaker 2: a big truck and it doesn't fit well. I prefer
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  Speaker 2: to go inside. But on the rare occasion that I
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  Speaker 2: do go through the drive through. The point is to
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  Speaker 2: make it quick. Otherwise I would go inside. The thing
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  Speaker 2: that must go is when I go through the drive
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  Speaker 2: through pay for my order, then they tell me to
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  Speaker 2: go around the building and park in front of the
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  Speaker 2: doors for my order to come out. Kind of defeats
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  Speaker 2: the purpose because I would have just gotten out and
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  Speaker 2: gone inside. I'm finding this more frequent and it must go.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe uh not have the big truck. Just a thought anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Tristan has one that says you can use my name
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  Speaker 2: if you want to. When I leave one innocent comment
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  Speaker 2: on a post and suddenly I'm handed a full blown
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  Speaker 2: application to join a group. I don't want to join
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  Speaker 2: a community. I'm not looking for new friends. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: here for the other five thousand posts about sour doughs,
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  Speaker 2: starters or neighborhood coyotes. I just had one thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: One post. That's it. If commenting requires a membership, interview,
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  Speaker 2: a blood oath, and agreeing to the bylaws, maybe stop
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  Speaker 2: showing me these posts from groups that I'm not in.
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  Speaker 2: Let me comment and go, no initiation ceremony required. Thank you, Tristan.
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  Speaker 3: This is so weird because this came up last night
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  Speaker 3: and my husband said you should do this on things
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  Speaker 3: that must go, and we got the exact thing from
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  Speaker 3: John in Orum, who says things that must go. When
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  Speaker 3: people are trying to tell you have a great day,
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  Speaker 3: why do they feel it necessary to inject the words
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  Speaker 3: rest of have a great rest of your day, as
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  Speaker 3: if it needs to be some sort of clarification that
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  Speaker 3: they're referencing this specific period of time that is just say,
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  Speaker 3: hope you have a great day, rest of your day.
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  Speaker 3: My husband agrees with you, John, somebody agrees with me.
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  Speaker 3: Frying other foods in the same oil you cook your
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  Speaker 3: fish in that makes it all taste like fish. That
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  Speaker 3: must go when happens so much when people say I
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  Speaker 3: love that for you, it comes out snotty in mind, I.
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  Speaker 1: Love that for you, not for me.
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  Speaker 3: A healthy food being more expensive than not healthy food
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  Speaker 3: must go. Companies making mascara wand brushes larger and larger
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  Speaker 3: so that you get mascara on your eyelid, your hair,
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  Speaker 3: et cetera. A larger wand doesn't make larger, longer last lashes. Also,
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  Speaker 3: people getting black whisk broom fake lashes, and bill making
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  Speaker 3: fun of people's names. It's not their fault. They didn't
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  Speaker 3: have a choice in the matter. Thank you for being
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  Speaker 3: the best radio talk show, no other one comes close.
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  Speaker 1: Who is that from?
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  Speaker 3: They didn't leave a name.
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  Speaker 1: You're afraid i'd make fun I probably made fun of it.
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  Speaker 3: And finally this people will go to a restaurant that
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  Speaker 3: doesn't have a dress code, no matter how nice it is,
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  Speaker 3: and complain about how other people are dressed. I understand
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  Speaker 3: wanting to go to a restaurant with a certain atmosphere,
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  Speaker 3: but if there's no required dress code, then it shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: matter what other people are wearing. Just ster at your
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  Speaker 3: husband lovingly and move on. Thanks for letting me listen, Dan, that.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like somebody who's given up.
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  Speaker 1: That's my pseudonym. By the way, Dan Dan, I said, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: That must go on the radio
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  Speaker 3: Show.