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OUTRO: The 1% · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, CAZy man, it's going on.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: I got to hang over with you from Friday to
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  Speaker 3: be honest. Chasing the Fox.
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  Speaker 1: New glasses, new glasses, Holy glasses, new glasses.
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  Speaker 3: Mogi. How do you feel about those?
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  Speaker 1: Keesy?
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  Speaker 3: Take those off?
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  Speaker 1: I genuinely like them, No, because I know one day
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  Speaker 1: I'm most people have to wear glasses at some point. Right,
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  Speaker 1: need to die young unless you die yet it is
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  Speaker 1: probably better, which.
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  Speaker 4: I really like the I think the clear and silver. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: it is like a timeless like it will go with everything.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll be honest. Uh, these silver things, the silver
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  Speaker 3: bit in the middle here right, complete surprise to me
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  Speaker 3: when I picked them up yesterday. Did not remember did
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  Speaker 3: not remember those at all? Right, okay, so they probably
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  Speaker 3: couldn't see them to be No, Yeah, but you're pretty happy?
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  Speaker 1: Are they ensured?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I'm with who am I worth? Aa? And
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  Speaker 3: I've got sunglasses? You pay a hundred dollar excess? Okay
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  Speaker 3: boom these okay good? But I will say and we
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  Speaker 3: were talking to our boss about this just out there.
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  Speaker 3: He said, you really notice that your eyes go off
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  Speaker 3: a cliff. Now my optometrist was quick to know. She said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that would that would be happening anyway, right, but your
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  Speaker 3: your eyesight would be getting worse anyway. And it's like, well,
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  Speaker 3: you're going to say that, don't you, because you're trying
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  Speaker 3: to sell me glasses.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not going to tell me the truth.
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  Speaker 3: So you're part of big Glasses.
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  Speaker 1: She's part of big Glasses, she's Big Spectacles. So classes
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  Speaker 1: because my our big boss, Mike, he was saying that
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  Speaker 1: once he got glasses was amazing he could see, but
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  Speaker 1: then when he took it off, you know, not wearing
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  Speaker 1: them became way worse.
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  Speaker 3: I think I think what it is, and I was
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  Speaker 3: looking at I think we're talking about last week. It
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  Speaker 3: is like having a superpowerd now, like being able to
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  Speaker 3: see it properly that you could it is fucking unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: So I think what it is is not that your
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  Speaker 3: eyesight is actually worse, it's that you notice how bad
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  Speaker 3: it really is. Because once you remove your glasses, you're like,
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  Speaker 3: holy ship, everything is out of focus. So I was
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  Speaker 3: looking at reels last night and I was just like.
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  Speaker 1: So you've been looking at Bluarry b.
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  Speaker 3: These things have got nipples on them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I.
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  Speaker 3: Had no idea it is. It's fucking What you.
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  Speaker 1: Do is now go back and watch that monkey Buzzy
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  Speaker 1: video and you'll see maybe I will be offended. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's you see why I was so disgusted.
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  Speaker 3: But we should absolutely next year get Jase to go
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  Speaker 3: through the process of it, because whatever it is he's
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  Speaker 3: doing with his glasses, it's not right.
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  Speaker 1: And then so what we'll do is we'll get him
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  Speaker 1: to go through the process and get proper glasses, and
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  Speaker 1: then we can get them for free. Yeah, away, we'll
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  Speaker 1: go away. And then we'll also get them to go
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  Speaker 1: to the doctor as out of a wacky stunt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's right, and get a full checkout, you know,
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  Speaker 3: get his what he does, not having his blood pressure
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  Speaker 3: because I thought of having his blood pressure that don't
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  Speaker 3: gives him high blood pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hell. And like every six months we'll sort of
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  Speaker 1: do this wacky thing where Jace goes to the doctors
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  Speaker 1: and has.
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  Speaker 4: All his.
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  Speaker 3: Huge content. Jason isn't here obviously, he's taken a week
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  Speaker 3: off because he's a piece of ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see what's going on here, sitting a precedent here,
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  Speaker 1: I see what's anybody sitting a precedent for keys and
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  Speaker 1: you'll leave not at all?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I think you should take that in your leave. Well,
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  Speaker 3: just I think I think Mogie doing nights on his
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  Speaker 3: own with Pug sound on Friday. That's good quality radio.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't That's a whole new element. Give the inspirational speech.
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  Speaker 3: You guys play golf, fail ass we loos, both of
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  Speaker 3: you take the day off and I have to go
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  Speaker 3: and sorry, Pugs have to do it. It would be funny.
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  Speaker 3: I'm totally up for it. I think the I think
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  Speaker 3: that's good content.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad everyone's on board.
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  Speaker 3: Regardless.
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  Speaker 1: No, you say the word and I'll come in. You
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  Speaker 1: say the word come in.
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  Speaker 2: We're not making your decision for you.
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  Speaker 3: The thing about Liz, I think it's good content. So
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  Speaker 3: we need to go through the whole process of for example,
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  Speaker 3: you calling Toddy and we record it because obviously our
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  Speaker 3: boss doesn't listen to these podcasts. He doesn't like what
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  Speaker 3: we do here. So we record that conversation. Say hey man,
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  Speaker 3: I've got a day's leave. This ship left this year
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  Speaker 3: and I'd like to take it on Friday, see what
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  Speaker 3: his reaction is to that, and we record it.
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  Speaker 1: The issue with that is going to be that it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be like, look.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, which is good content because the way whether we
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  Speaker 3: release it or not depends on how good the content is.
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  Speaker 1: Because the way I was going to play it was
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  Speaker 1: Toddy leaves Thursday six am. Oh yeah, and I was
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  Speaker 1: just going to take the day off on Friday. Just
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  Speaker 1: I put it in the group. I've alerted everyone, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just going to take the day off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it's good.
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  Speaker 1: And then that way, look, he gets to go, he
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  Speaker 1: gets to go on holiday and not worry about it
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  Speaker 1: because do you guys be sweet?
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  Speaker 3: Would we would? The other thing too, is he's not
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  Speaker 3: going to get some more time on here as well.
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  Speaker 1: He should be on it.
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  Speaker 3: So I feel like I should.
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, you should panel Mogi, you should panel for
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  Speaker 1: the Pugs and Dilly show. Yes, Yummy Boys out, The
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  Speaker 1: Yummy Boys out.
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  Speaker 3: What a great idea.
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  Speaker 1: The Yummy Boys three our another thing too, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about this on the show. I reckon, we should
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  Speaker 1: start planning your breaks for the Friday show.
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  Speaker 4: This week.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's great. It gets Yeah, we should and
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  Speaker 2: then you can we're testing out.
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  Speaker 1: You could literally even use that audio on Friday and
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  Speaker 1: stuff to try and you know, cut corners, and.
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  Speaker 4: Then we'll be cutting every corner on the planet.
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  Speaker 3: Mate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because in the circle all the time.
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  Speaker 3: We're done with it.
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  Speaker 1: People listening to this need to realize that this week
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  Speaker 1: is all about fucking Let's get to the end of
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  Speaker 1: the week so we can get steamed to go.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe here, to be honest, it feels like
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  Speaker 3: we shall go home right now. Well preferably before I
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  Speaker 3: came in, it would have been good. Yeah right, I'm done.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone else has done. Everyone talk to us done? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: oh no, they're not. I mean they want to listen
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  Speaker 3: to this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna look after them over the breakdown. I've got
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  Speaker 4: a whole bunch of stuff lined up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeas just during whacking off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but like me whacking the audience off. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: picture that.
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  Speaker 1: You make me real? Hey, Maggie, can I look through
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  Speaker 1: your glasses? Can I have a little What I'd love
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  Speaker 1: to do is have a look through some glasses because.
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming put them on and didn't notice any different. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see the point your screen, Healy, your screen.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I will say that what this is, this is
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  Speaker 1: a fraction Sharper right, because I put Hardy Jay's ones
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  Speaker 1: on and I can't see. It's like I'm looking through
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  Speaker 1: a hubble telescope. But whereas these ones. Wow, as soon
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  Speaker 1: as I removed them, my paper was bleary, and then
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  Speaker 1: it sort of came to came to hang on, pugs,
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  Speaker 1: hang on them. Just these I reckon, I reckon ten years.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have some of those, ye because please you can.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks fat head though, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's doing nothing for me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, to be honest, mate, man, you had them at
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  Speaker 1: the end of your nose that you gotta put them
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  Speaker 1: right up.
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  Speaker 2: I did put them.
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  Speaker 3: Up so far up that you stretched them you see. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: But for me that is not day.
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  Speaker 1: Day the whole Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, man, how did you guys go chasing the fox?
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  Speaker 3: We should be talking about it on the show. They
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  Speaker 3: don't see it in the liners here in the line of.
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  Speaker 2: The rundown after the show, really like really really good.
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  Speaker 3: Turn to a big one. It didn't have a vibe.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be honest, No key got smashed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just letting Pugs talk about it wasn't a big one.
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  Speaker 4: You go, he's he's reacting like that because I kind
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  Speaker 4: of dropped off, like I like, so epic.
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  Speaker 2: It was an epic event.
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  Speaker 4: I we were having a few responsible ones that Fortunately
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  Speaker 4: we had some sober drivers on the TV young we
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  Speaker 4: fell out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I had the media pass and I had the camera,
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  Speaker 4: so I was like just going down there whenever something
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  Speaker 4: went on just to have a look. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: why not, even though I don't really know a lot
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  Speaker 4: about what I'm looking at. But it was awesome cool
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  Speaker 4: having most of the team there too, like having Fribs there,
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  Speaker 4: having back there, you know, the young fellas as well Isaac.
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  Speaker 2: And then afterwards we.
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  Speaker 4: All got a lift back here yea beers here, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just to kind of interlude get changed.
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  Speaker 2: What time was that ten right off there?
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, no, no, to be honest, as soon as it stopped,
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  Speaker 1: everyone just still started leaving. So when you came here,
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  Speaker 1: punished some free beers and then headed to that we
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  Speaker 1: were going to hit up to Hopo hop On because
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  Speaker 1: that's where Pugs wanted to say that by the way,
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  Speaker 1: and so we stopped at the after party on the way,
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  Speaker 1: which is at dark on Drake, Yes, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 1: I saw quite a few people I knew there, right,
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  Speaker 1: and so I stayed with them, and then the entire
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  Speaker 1: hockey team kind of left and I stayed with my
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  Speaker 1: friends there for a couple of hours years, which is great,
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  Speaker 1: and I got very steeped. Oh good, it was cool.
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  Speaker 2: There were people there.
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  Speaker 4: My issue was there were people there that had already
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  Speaker 4: been there, and I kind of assumed that maybe they'd
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  Speaker 4: just got in somehow. And then so my partner was
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  Speaker 4: joining us because she had already been to Hopo Hot
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  Speaker 4: Pop whatever you just see Hot Pond, and so she
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  Speaker 4: came to Darling to catch up. And then obviously she
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  Speaker 4: didn't ever expand so Andie gave me hers to try.
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  Speaker 1: And then you smoke bombed with her wristband. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, because we were like, surely pugs wouldn't just
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  Speaker 1: take a wristband to lead.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I fully did, but I figured she was
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  Speaker 4: in there, so she probably wasn't gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Pop out and come back again. She was so upset,
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, she was gutted.
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  Speaker 4: The character And then I had my wristband which I
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  Speaker 4: had cut off here and then that was my like
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  Speaker 4: barely got in with that.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I cut it off. I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: there was an arch party.
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  Speaker 4: And then she Amereily is holding her one that was
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  Speaker 4: Andrew's that she couldn't get on her hand. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: so we're both just standing in the hold and they're like,
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  Speaker 4: get out of here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right, And so we went to an Irish pub and ponds.
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  Speaker 1: Just quickly a couple of interesting people that we always
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  Speaker 1: meet great people out and about right we're on the purse.
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  Speaker 1: There's a couple of interesting people I met at Chasing
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  Speaker 1: the Fox that were they were not pleasant exchanges really.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, one of them one steamed guy that interrupted
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  Speaker 1: our broadcast who came over.
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  Speaker 3: And streamed in's face.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to crack.
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  Speaker 1: Him the same. And then afterwards he came up and
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  Speaker 1: his mates were really interested in having a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a yarn, and he was just yelling over the top
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  Speaker 1: of all of us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're listening out there, mate, you're two person.
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  Speaker 3: When you get drunk, you're a real.
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  Speaker 4: So hard to give him the benefit of the doubt
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  Speaker 4: because I thought he knew that we went on the
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  Speaker 4: end that's why he did it.
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  Speaker 2: But even that was too much.
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  Speaker 3: You go up to any human being on the face
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  Speaker 3: of what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: There's no good scenarios.
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  Speaker 1: And then I started. I was just like, I can't
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  Speaker 1: be bothered having a yelling exchange with this guy. So
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  Speaker 1: I walked off and oh, CAZy, fuck you, you fucking
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  Speaker 1: hate it, And I was just like, yeah, I called
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  Speaker 1: him on there.
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  Speaker 2: I called him on that.
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  Speaker 1: And then the second one, which was no in airs
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  Speaker 1: bad but Jace, who had a chronic headache, could have
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  Speaker 1: taken painkills and they hadn't worn off. I convinced him
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  Speaker 1: to come watch the team media coming down one of
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  Speaker 1: the holes, so let's just go watch Jerry and Die.
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  Speaker 3: Had watch everybody take eight parts. Yeah, yeah, which is
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  Speaker 3: great for every like everyone that was on that hole. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was one of the worst viewing experiences of golf of.
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  Speaker 1: You missed the fairway where the action was. So the
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  Speaker 1: fairway was Bryce Casey putting it into the water twice,
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  Speaker 1: and to me, fear like John Key and Maxki really
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  Speaker 1: playing very well and watching Jerry and Die like just
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  Speaker 1: barely get a good shot.
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  Speaker 3: And I liked just what you're there. I liked Mike
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  Speaker 3: Lane's nickname for Max Key, who was not the slender
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  Speaker 3: young study, and he once was. He was going on
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  Speaker 3: big Max, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean fair play. What's he like, thirties now or something?
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  Speaker 3: I would never clude I can, but big mixes.
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  Speaker 1: I convinced Jase. He was like, I'm gonna go home.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a headache. I was like, no, I was
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  Speaker 1: just watch Jerry and Dye coming down. Now, let's go
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  Speaker 1: watch them. He's fine. So he walked over and we're
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  Speaker 1: standing there just watching, and then a drunk guy comes up.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, get a feils, Hey, man, how are you going.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, good, what's going on? Just watching this?
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  Speaker 1: He's just like, fuck, you guys are boring airs in
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  Speaker 1: real life?
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna come over here, you guys
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  Speaker 1: gonna make me crack up, man, But you've been real quiet.
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  Speaker 1: And I was literally like be bothered. Explainers like, man,
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  Speaker 1: we just finished broadcasting the whole show and had J's
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  Speaker 1: got to hit people.
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  Speaker 2: Also, don't we a show pony?
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  Speaker 1: And then he walked, well, if you guys are gotta
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  Speaker 1: be be laughable to leave it, And I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like where people would have felt that way, but they
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  Speaker 3: didn't explicitly say it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was also completely routed and couldn't wait to go.
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  Speaker 1: It's just interesting because every nine nine point nine, I
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  Speaker 1: love talking to everyone. There's just a couple, especially Friday,
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  Speaker 1: that guy and the red shit. Oh my fucking god.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like he was fucking one of his
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  Speaker 2: mates was so embarrassed. Was he dead an Irish?
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  Speaker 4: Except he was like, I'm gonna go check out this
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  Speaker 4: snake shot and just booted it and obvious thing. Every
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  Speaker 4: single one of us except the pirst guy was like,
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  Speaker 4: well he was just trying to get out, watch and
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  Speaker 4: walk off looking back.
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  Speaker 1: Old, well, that'll do the big show four to seven
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  Speaker 1: week days. Ready, I heard sorry for smoke. You know
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  Speaker 1: you take it by