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Will Iran Agree to a Peace Deal? · The M&M Experience

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  Speaker 1: Well, Cat Stevens nineteen seventy one, Peace Train. Everybody wants peace,
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  Speaker 1: everybody wants peace, loved and he's still alive, He's still around.
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  Speaker 1: Yusef Yes, Yusef Phizler. What's funny he's peeled away from that.
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  Speaker 1: I just read a big autobiography he just wrote, called
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  Speaker 1: on the Road to find Out, which is one of
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  Speaker 1: his great songs, and he talks about what was attractive
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  Speaker 1: to him about the Muslim world, and he did indeed
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  Speaker 1: convert Yusuf Islam, but now tours as Cat Stevens slash
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  Speaker 1: Yusuf and his kind of it's sort of playing both
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  Speaker 1: sides against the middle.
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  Speaker 2: He tours is both.
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  Speaker 1: The billboards say both, the book says both, and.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of ay them tour Well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, and I said, we'll say the hardliners
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  Speaker 1: don't like it when you wobble. But what an amazing
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  Speaker 1: amount of telling there and Peace Train is because do
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  Speaker 1: you believe do you believe we're in day what day
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  Speaker 1: two or three of the five day pause? Do the
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  Speaker 1: Iranians say there's no progress, We're we're not talking this,
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  Speaker 1: this is fake news? While President Trump seems to say
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  Speaker 1: that we're on the verge of some big breakthrough.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think is going on?
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  Speaker 3: And the left wants to believe the Iranians, of course,
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  Speaker 3: in other words, because they never lie, they always are
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  Speaker 3: truthful and very above board. We're at a place right
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  Speaker 3: now where the Democrats are rooting against law enforcement in
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  Speaker 3: our airports. And this was a perfect, perfect move. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you want to talk about game set match. Trump completely
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  Speaker 3: Chuck Schumer just lost his leverage because Schumer shut down
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  Speaker 3: DHS funding in order to try to defang and neoter Ice.
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  Speaker 3: He just handed Trump a permanent ICE presence at every
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  Speaker 3: major airport in America. Trump's saying they're going to stay
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  Speaker 3: there indefinitely. So now TSA is going to be checking
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  Speaker 3: id's here in Florida. There's a whole big hubbub because
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  Speaker 3: Florida is always about four steps ahead of Trump on
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  Speaker 3: the national immigration stuff. To Sam, this is real savvy
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  Speaker 3: in this area. And they're going to make sure that
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  Speaker 3: driver's license is now going forward from twenty twenty seven
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  Speaker 3: and beyond reflect your citizenship status there because because as
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  Speaker 3: Axios Tampa Bay points out this morning, and they're cluck
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  Speaker 3: cluck clucking, it's a real problem for them that you
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  Speaker 3: can be a non citizen and get a driver's license.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if you're here on a green card, if
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  Speaker 3: you're a legal immigrant, you can get a driver's license.
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  Speaker 3: Now if you've got to add on a layer of
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  Speaker 3: whether you're a citizen or not. Lefties are fretting. They're
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  Speaker 3: worried that it's going to be discriminatory against them to
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  Speaker 3: have something on the driver's license that acknowledges that they're
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  Speaker 3: not an American citizen.
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  Speaker 1: What horrible fate will befall someone not being let into
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  Speaker 1: their club of choice on a Saturday night in Tampa's
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  Speaker 1: what they're claiming.
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  Speaker 3: They're claiming job applications, the potential employers might view them
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  Speaker 3: differently if they're not an actual citizen. They're very concerned
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  Speaker 3: about being criminated against Mark because look, hey, to quote
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  Speaker 3: Chris Murphy, the people we care about the most are
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  Speaker 3: the undocumented Americans in this country.
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  Speaker 1: He said, sometimes they say the truth out loud, and
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  Speaker 1: this is of course Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, talking to Chris Hayes at MS now,
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  Speaker 3: and he literally said, the people we care about most
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  Speaker 3: the undocumented Americans. I wonder what the family of that
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  Speaker 3: eighteen year old Loyola student who got shot in the
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  Speaker 3: head Thursday night, thinks about that because that was a
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  Speaker 3: guy who never should have been here. He had been
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  Speaker 3: arrested after he had been already detained.
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  Speaker 2: And here we go again. It's a rinse repeat, We
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  Speaker 2: see it over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: And this was in Chicago. And did you hear did
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  Speaker 1: you see the comment from the Chicago I guess alder
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  Speaker 1: woman in the city sitting in her car, and how
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  Speaker 1: she characterized it, where this evil monster killed this sweet,
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  Speaker 1: sweet girl and she just said, hey, sometimes it happens.
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  Speaker 1: I guess she was in the wrong place at the
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  Speaker 1: wrong time.
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  Speaker 2: Not only that, but she suggested that maybe the victims
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  Speaker 2: startled the guy with the gun. Oh you can't have that.
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  Speaker 3: That might have startled him. He's firing into a crowd.
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  Speaker 3: These poor kids are just walking along the lake front
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  Speaker 3: and he shoots at them. But the older woman, without
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  Speaker 3: any benefit, before the suspect was even identified, she was
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  Speaker 3: brainstorming that maybe, just maybe the victims startled the guy. Look,
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  Speaker 3: I get I cannot ever get over how wrong the
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  Speaker 3: Democrats continue to be on every common sense issue. I
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  Speaker 3: crave an intelligent debate with a Democrat who's got an
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  Speaker 3: idea that I look here, I'll give you one.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you one.
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  Speaker 3: John Kennedy explained yesterday that Trump is in no mood
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  Speaker 3: to negotiate with the Democrats, and John Kennedy acknowledged on
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  Speaker 3: Will Caine's show, Your Your Bff, You're You're.
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  Speaker 1: You're where I think where I think I will be
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  Speaker 1: this very afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: Of course you will.
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  Speaker 3: Of course you're home away from home, mister TV star,
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  Speaker 3: Hollywood Mark.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: And I bet he liked Project Hail Mary at.
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  Speaker 2: Guarant well everybody else did.
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  Speaker 3: No. I got a big fight with some friends last
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  Speaker 3: night about Project Hill Mary. They know they think I'm
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  Speaker 3: crazy together, right, I've lost my heart, I've lost my soul.
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  Speaker 3: What wasn't my cup of tea? But in any event,
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  Speaker 3: On John on Will kine Show yesterday, Senator John Kennedy
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  Speaker 3: explained how he and Ted Cruz put together a standalone
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  Speaker 3: bill that would have funded TSA, that would have that
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  Speaker 3: would have funded ICE through reconciliation. So this gets a
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  Speaker 3: little bit in the weeds, and Fune presented it to
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  Speaker 3: Trump and Trump said, no deal, not going to negotiate
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  Speaker 3: with the Democrats. Now, look if you're a Democrat, you could,
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  Speaker 3: I think, in good faith make the case that there
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  Speaker 3: was a plan put forth to try to fund TSA.
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  Speaker 3: But Trump doesn't want to play ball with the Democrats,
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  Speaker 3: so so John Kennedy told Will yesterday, So I got
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  Speaker 3: to go to my plan B. My Plan B is
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  Speaker 3: to try to put everything through reconciliation so we don't
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  Speaker 3: need a single Democrat vote. And that's where we are now.
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  Speaker 3: You can judge that as you may. You may think
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  Speaker 3: that's a bad move on President Trump's part.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I understand the debate. At least I
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  Speaker 2: understand that argument. I do too, and I know what
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  Speaker 2: we can't.
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  Speaker 1: Mind reading is impossible, but I think we've been able
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  Speaker 1: to channel him with some level of skill after you know,
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  Speaker 1: watching him for a decade. I don't think he trusts
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  Speaker 1: Democrats as far as he could throw him. Nope, why
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  Speaker 1: would have made Will they uphold their end of any bargain.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's dealing with two very very crusty and
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  Speaker 1: immovable opponents, the Iranians and the American Democratic Party. Correct,
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  Speaker 1: and there, let's say we have trust issues in both
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  Speaker 1: areas well.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you where I don't have a trust issue.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a lack of trust in him. I
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  Speaker 3: trust what he's doing, I trust all the maneuvers he's
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  Speaker 3: I trust every and I trust a guy who is
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  Speaker 3: so joyful that he went to Memphis yesterday and went
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  Speaker 3: and visited Elvis's home.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this Trump at Graceland is just it's just perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Seventy nine year old, seventy nine year old president with
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  Speaker 3: kids and grandkids, and there he is strolling around getting
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  Speaker 3: a tour of Graceland.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I was like, this was It was just wonderful, though,
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  Speaker 3: and you could see I got a hunch the folks
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  Speaker 3: who work at Graceland or Trump supporters, and a couple
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  Speaker 3: of them who greeted him looked elderly, so maybe they
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  Speaker 3: were around during Elvis's era. I'm sure they are people
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  Speaker 3: of historical significance with the with the King.
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  Speaker 1: There are a ton of people still on staff, and
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  Speaker 1: Priscilla has made sure I've worked there from eighty five.
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  Speaker 1: I did my did my show from Graceland on the
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  Speaker 1: tenth anniversary of his death in nineteen eighty seven, and.
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  Speaker 2: Did Graceland a number of times.
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  Speaker 1: I envisioned him walking into Graceland going nice, not enough
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  Speaker 1: gold but nice.
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  Speaker 3: Well he did you know, he said that, he said
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  Speaker 3: it was all it was. No, he said he was
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  Speaker 3: very surprised at how relatively you know a stere it was.
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  Speaker 1: It is not it's not very think, it's not God not.
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  Speaker 1: The goal of the White House Jungle room, though, is odd.
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  Speaker 1: The blue and yellow.
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  Speaker 2: Of the TV room, the three TVs there, which.
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  Speaker 3: Was miss the misspelled tombstone in the backyard, that the
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  Speaker 3: lore of the folklore behind that Aaron was misspelled?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: And how do you how now, Mark? Can you just
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  Speaker 3: can we just take thirty seconds on that? How do
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  Speaker 3: you misspell a legend a legendary entertainer's name on his
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  Speaker 3: tombstone at his final rescue.
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  Speaker 1: There were birth record issues. He was born in nineteen
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  Speaker 1: what thirty five and listened spelling.
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  Speaker 2: Well, got to know how his name is spelled.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's Aaron with it's, it's erin with two
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  Speaker 3: is it is it supposed to be two a's And
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  Speaker 3: you're supposed to know this stuff, mister.
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  Speaker 2: I do it. I lived there for five years. In
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  Speaker 2: my brain, I'm speaking out my ears.
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  Speaker 3: I think Aarin is really a R O N. But
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  Speaker 3: in Elvis's case, but it was spelled with two a's,
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  Speaker 3: or maybe it was the other way around.
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  Speaker 2: Well, but yeah, the real one.
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  Speaker 3: Is two a's. Okay, it must be spelled well anyway.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a It's a wonderful experience to see it.
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  Speaker 3: The ceilings are real low and it's gone. But there's
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  Speaker 3: Trump walking around, gotting a tour of Graceland. You just
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  Speaker 3: got to you gotta love this guy on so many levels. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 3: did you see the video of the Air Canada plane
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  Speaker 3: hitting the fire truck?
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  Speaker 1: I have? That wasn't Did you see stories that said
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  Speaker 1: it was about twenty or twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: They won twenty two miles an hour. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: they were on they were landing. They were landing. Now,
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  Speaker 3: if I'm driving a fire truck and they say, okay,
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  Speaker 3: across the runway, do you think he didn't look right?
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  Speaker 3: I mean you think he just cloud into the driveway.
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  Speaker 3: And again, the poor the air traffic controller, he's gonna
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  Speaker 3: have to live with this the rest of his life,
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  Speaker 3: because you hear it on mid minute.
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  Speaker 1: I said I messed up, and then pilot said, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: you did the best you could.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 3: The New York Post is reporting that pilots have reported
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  Speaker 3: concerns of all the airports I fly in and out of,
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  Speaker 3: and I fly a lot, as you know. And I'm
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  Speaker 3: not a nervous flyer in any way, shape or form,
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  Speaker 3: but LaGuardia has always made me nervous.
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  Speaker 2: Mcguarty.
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  Speaker 3: Is that narrow strip, that narrow space, it's not like DFW.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there's not a lot of space. You're also courtenty.
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  Speaker 3: You're also coming in over like Hudson Mayer. Sounds like
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  Speaker 3: water water water water water runway. It's like, all right
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  Speaker 3: here it is.
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  Speaker 1: It was supposedly to mirror his stillborn twin brother, Jesse
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  Speaker 1: Garron g a r O N. So he had used
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  Speaker 1: a r O n for most of his life on
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  Speaker 1: documents like his marriage license certificate is Aaron with one
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  Speaker 1: A And then the doctor who delivered him actually recorded
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  Speaker 1: it as Aaron with two a's, creating a discrepancy.
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  Speaker 2: That lasted once. And there we go.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking of discrepancies, Ronda came in and had a theory.
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  Speaker 1: She said, Mike is punking us. We're being prank There's
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  Speaker 1: no way he disliked them. I said, you gotta we
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  Speaker 1: got to know, you gotta know my buddy from missus
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  Speaker 1: masl to to to Project Hail Mary. If Mike says
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't like something, he doesn't like something, and I
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  Speaker 1: just want to tell people I can't do anything that
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  Speaker 1: gives anything away, because I do think you're totally crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But you were on such comic fire yesterday as I
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  Speaker 1: was talking about just how much I loved it, and
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  Speaker 1: you said, what was what was the budget for rocky
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  Speaker 1: forty seven dollars? I could have put my hand in
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  Speaker 1: a paper sack and made it look more believable. And
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  Speaker 1: I said, look, he said, I was. Here's the thing
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  Speaker 1: about the movie.
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  Speaker 3: So I could well when I bag, when I bat,
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  Speaker 3: when I bag on it, and use the examples to
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  Speaker 3: my friends who've seen it about what I bag on.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody admits it. Everybody agrees with me, I mean, and
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to. I don't want to give anything away.
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  Speaker 3: But the things I make fun of the people who
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  Speaker 3: love it were like, well that's true, you got a
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  Speaker 3: point there, or or the last scene when I make
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  Speaker 3: fun of the last scene, well that's true, you got
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  Speaker 3: a point there.
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  Speaker 2: Mark. I'm not kidding you, and I'll give you a night.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you good Yeah, no, go no, here's the
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  Speaker 1: one because, first of all, having bagged on especially the
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  Speaker 1: design of Rocky the Alien, I went to AI and
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  Speaker 1: formulated a little ripple from Rocky. It's Rocky flipping Mike
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  Speaker 1: the Bird. I felt posting it. No, that's not a
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  Speaker 1: good idea. And then you said, oh, that's okay. I
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  Speaker 1: can have a touching moment and just hug the plastic
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  Speaker 1: pod that was built using parts from home depot and
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  Speaker 1: lean my head into it. Hugging the pod with Rocky
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  Speaker 1: inside it a moment right up there.
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  Speaker 2: With cassa Blank.
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  Speaker 3: You're quoting me on my text. Now you're giving too
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  Speaker 3: much away. But don't give too much away. I'm not kiddyan.
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  Speaker 3: I will say this and people can be mad at
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  Speaker 3: me and hate on me all you want. It's one
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  Speaker 3: of the stupidest movies ever seen in my life. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not kidding you. And I went there with the popcorn
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  Speaker 3: and the milk duds and the diet Coke. I was ready.
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  Speaker 3: I was excited. I thought this is going to change
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  Speaker 3: my life. All it did was maybe want to change
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  Speaker 3: my depends. It was awful. It was awful. It's just stupid. Hey,
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: but you know it's Mickey, Yes, you know what may
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  Speaker 3: not be awful. Have you heard about the Yellowstone spin off,
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  Speaker 3: Dutton Ranch.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, here come Beth and rip on Mary and rip
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  Speaker 1: because look I want that and that Benning is in
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  Speaker 1: it and Ed Harris is in it, and.
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  Speaker 3: You're kidding me. Oh my gosh, I didn't know that. Well,
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  Speaker 3: everybody needs a Beth Dutton in their lives. And I
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  Speaker 3: guarantee you, and I guarantee you Beth Dutton hated hil Mary.
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  Speaker 3: I guarantee you if she had no time for that movie.
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  Speaker 2: Honest, I promise you.
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  Speaker 1: Your your heart is colder than hers.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, everybody's got have a little Beth Buttton in their life.
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  Speaker 3: We all got we all got to send somebody to
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  Speaker 3: the to the train station. All right, man, all right,
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  Speaker 3: Happy Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: Fantastic day. It is a happy Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: And here comes Mike with his actual show, ready to
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  Speaker 1: roll it out for you at ten as soon as
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  Speaker 1: we're done. On six sixty an