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Ep. 194 Reacting to Awkward Bathrooms w/ Ana Hoover (Privychat 50) · Privycast

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  You could like sit and you could like stick your feet and touch your feet.
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  Um, but in, the, in the, uh, spirit of Valum times day, thought this nice tandem bathroom would be.
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  That's weird.
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  So not a fan?
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  K.
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  Welcome back to privy.
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  privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom.
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  I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms.
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  Welcome back everyone.
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  Thank you for being here and welcome to home bathroom.
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  As you'll notice, we got a little bit different angle.
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  I am trying new things and one of those new things is figuring out how to record with two people on via Riverside, which is the recording platform that I've been using, but also
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  having video.
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  And I'm not tech savvy enough.
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  So a Riverside AI, if you want to crawl this and send me some sort of strange audio, always listening recording of like, Hey, this is what you talked about in your show.
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  like, can you figure it out and here's how you do it?
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  Feel free to email me how to set up a second video so that way we can have one angle, two angle.
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  I'm not on the toilet.
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  It's right there.
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  It'll still get flushed, but I am joined by my wife.
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  Anna, how are you?
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  Are you good?
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  Would you be better if I didn't do my wife like a seagull into the thing every time?
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  doesn't
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  This is our Valentine's Day episode, Valum Times Day.
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  It's the third to fifth most important holiday in February.
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  President's Day is Monday and I get a day off for it.
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  Why you too?
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  I don't get a day off for Valentine's Day.
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  ah even if Valentine's Day is in the middle of the week, I don't get a day off for it because nobody cares.
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  And I'm not Catholic, so I shouldn't be celebrating Valentine's Day anyway.
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  The feast day of St.
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  Valentine.
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  Kids, if you didn't know, you're celebrating a dead Catholic father.
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  And that's what you're getting into when you celebrate Valentine's Day.
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  But it's been one year since you've been on the show.
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  And so you spent all day, I'm gonna say all day, because it felt like all day.
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  It like all day.
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  started at like...
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  it seemed like all day because when I got home, every square inch I felt like of our table and the countertops was covered in banana donuts and banana bread.
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  um Do you want to share more about your banana adventure?
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  I mean there's not really much to tell.
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  When we have bananas that get too brown or have too many spots on them, we just kind of throw them in the freezer.
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  the other day you asked me to make some banana bread and so today I was like I'm done with my appointments that I needed done.
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  I'll take them out and thaw them and so I started removing bananas from the freezer.
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  They're the goopy brown type.
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  I continued to remove bananas from the freezer and well, I let them thaw after I had collected them from both of our freezers because I'd used both freezers full.
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  I counted them as I opened them and stuck them into the bowl and there was about 40 bananas.
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  Well, it generally takes about three bananas to make one loaf or like two loaves of banana bread.
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  How long do you think we've been stashing up these bananas?
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  Well, the thing is that sometimes our kids eat bananas a lot and so we don't sometimes they don't
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  We buy a Jumbotron bucket and the- I don't even want them anymore.
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  Yeah, and then for some reason, some weeks, especially in the summertime, they'll go bad faster, where they don't, technically people say they get really ripe.
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  We don't like them with spots.
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  brown on it.
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  not dealing with like, don't, barely, there's like, once the brown hits it, like once it starts to show brown, I'll I'll do one day.
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  I'll do one day of brown.
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  Sometimes I do multiple browns in a day.
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  Gross.
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  But yes, so I started baking- I've made today.
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  Banana donuts and I made the banana donuts because our son loves them.
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  They're like one of his favorites.
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  They're not a fried donut, it's a baked donut.
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  So it's a little bit more healthy for you.
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  It's like a Yeah.
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  And then I dip them.
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  take chocolate chips.
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  Depending on the kind I had some of them I had some dark chocolate chips and I mixed them with some coconut oil and heat them up Slurping down and just dip the donuts in them and I
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  had some peanut butter chocolate chips And I did that with some of them too.
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  Those ones hardened faster than the other ones.
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  But I think that's the peanut butter
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  The are unbelievably good.
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  Then I ate one and I was like, I eat a second, I will have justified eating a third.
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  made nine loaves, I counted them, nine loaves of bread and bread.
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  And not the little loaves, I made like full size loaves.
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  Bezos heard you say, made nine loves and he's like, pa-ting.
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  Give me the delicious bread.
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  a lot of banana bread, but it's okay, because we freeze it and then we just pull it out of the freezer.
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  Yep.
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  I mean, we still have two loaves of pumpkin chocolate chip bread in the garage freezer.
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  Let's go.
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  pretty sure I housed the last entire loaf of pumpkin chocolate chipbread.
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  You didn't have much.
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  I know I at least three quarters of
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  Well, you love the pumpkin chocolate chip that I make.
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  so freaking good.
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  just, you put butter, you warm it for about 15 seconds and just smatter some schmear it, smear it with.
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  I know you eat quite a bit of when I make it.
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  I usually make what about 13 loaves in a year?
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  Yeah.
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  I didn't I just didn't have time.
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  and I've got to I've got to do a little bit of cooking in the next week because I got to prep my chili.
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  That's right for the chili cook.
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  You were scared of my chili and did not enter so now But you you do know that I have the chili I Might you don't know I could win I could win she doesn't know anything about what
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  I'm No, she doesn't um so I always have you on on Valentine's Day It's kind of become a tradition for the show mostly because every time you come on the show on Valentine's Day
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  I learned that I'm doing something wrong with my bathroom situation.
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  I think last year you finally taught me how to clean kids clothes that they've pooped in.
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  Yes, that seemed logical to me.
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  Toilet didn't seem as logical, still doesn't.
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  Careful with my cord.
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  uh It's a delicate balance.
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  Look it, everybody can see the rat's nest that is my recording setup.
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  This is behind the curtain.
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  Ciao.
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  What?
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  Oh, I bet you we could set this up to where like somehow we're seated in the shower.
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  Cause it would be such a sick backdrop.
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  So good.
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  It would have like my weird bar of soap that only gets used once a week.
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  I do not shower once a week.
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  I shower at my house once a week.
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  That doesn't sound better.
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  I shower at the church the other five days.
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  Saturday is dirty day.
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  Sometimes shower on Saturday.
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  If it's particularly wet and sweaty.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, that only happens if we're like cleaning, ass cleaning the house and stuff.
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  so this year I, I was, I don't have a new batch of questions for you because I mean, I'm working on round, like three or four questions.
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  Um, but last year you did kind of a game show.
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  Um, and this year I, I want to put together, I did put together and I want to show you, I'm going to see if I can make this work without crashing the mainframe because I'm
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  getting ready to do share screen plus two mics.
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  And it might be all that our internet connection with the 4 billion things that our children have connected to it can handle.
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  This might put us over the edge bandwidth wise.
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  um am concerned because your name didn't do this, but when I tested it earlier, it didn't do it either.
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  And it did record you.
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  So I think it's recording you.
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  These are all things that we'll sort out later.
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  So we're going to do this and then we're going to go, wait, we're going go here.
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  Yes.
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  Wait, oh wait, exit.
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  We're going to go here and then we're going to go share screen.
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  uh
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  And then we're going to click this screen and they're going to share.
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  now the, listeners at home can also, uh, check out what we got going on.
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  So I'm actually going to like, don't look.
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  Okay.
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  So what this is is I have compiled a series of questions.
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  No, are these gonna be pictures of like...
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  Oh good.
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  I, there's no poo that I remember.
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  Mostly I want, think it would be good for us, for you to react to these bathrooms.
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  Specifically, like what is in question is the design of these bathrooms?
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  and so this is my presentation.
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  Got it.
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  Okay.
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  So that's what we're going to be talking about.
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  For our first bathroom, just a bit of a conversation.
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  What are some of the first things?
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  the floor is the important part here.
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  Why are the toilets facing each other?
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  Good, very good.
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  And why is there no dividing?
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  Yeah.
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  So this is, these fall into the category of awkward bathrooms.
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  Why are you like playing rock, scissors while you poop?
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  Why is that seat up and that one down?
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  Uh, yeah, valid.
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  Valid.
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  Guys and girls would be my first initial response.
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  Girl gonna walk into that bathroom, they're gonna turn around and they're gonna leave.
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  Well...
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  Yeah?
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  No, no, no well, they will.
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  You know girls go to the bathroom together all the time?
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  Like, what?
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  I gotta go poop too.
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  Tandem poop.
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  Or something.
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  Usually what happens is one person has to go to the bathroom, the other person stands leaning against the sink.
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  Just sits there?
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  And they just talk.
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  Why do you need somebody to talk to?
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  I don't know.
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  No, you're not pooping.
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  You don't poop in front of other girls.
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  There's a conversation piece about people who don't poop in public.
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  em I work with some of these people.
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  They baffle me, because I'm like, if you have to go, you have to go.
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  Like, a baby's got to do what a baby's got to do.
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  Baby's got to do it right now.
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  Girls don't normally like, like if you go to the bathroom together, not, there's not pooping happening.
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  It's usually one person has to go number one and then they, that's it.
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  Okay.
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  Um, so my problem with this toilet, I'm, well, the reason I picked this one is because at first I thought, you know, like you could maybe hold hands extended across the toilet, but
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  they're too far apart.
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  weird.
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  You have to like touch toes.
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  The next thing I thought is maybe you could like sit and you could like stick your feet and touch your feet while you do it.
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  But in the spirit of Valemtimes day, I thought this nice tandem bathroom would be.
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  That's weird.
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  So not a fan?
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  Bathroom number two.
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  This one's more, and I'm happy to explain further if I need to.
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  Why does it have no stalls?
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  Cause I get that urinals don't usually have like stalls.
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  not the...
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  The design in the bathroom, the like walls in the floor are very nice.
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  It's like a weird...
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  Scary when you have urine cause that'll ruin that.
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  Best part of this is like if you're coming into P on that far stall
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  on that far you're in here, but like
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  you have to like fully walk by somebody if they're pooping.
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  Yeah, that's weird.
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  Why would they not put a finger on that?
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  But I will say the bathroom is like if I didn't clock that piece, like it looks nice.
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  Looks like a nice bathroom.
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  Have you ever seen a urinal in person?
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  No, but like, have you ever, I know you're not using it, but like.
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  Okay, so you had to have gone into like a men's room.
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  Was it like to clean it or something?
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  When I was in high school, at the first high school, went to the paint sink when I was in, em yes, when I was in.
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  Yeah.
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  No, no, the paint.
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  There was a literal paint sink in the men's room when I was in fine arts, which, so I helped build sets for plays and things.
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  And the only paint sink to clean the paint brushes was in the men's room.
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  so.
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  up.
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  I went in there and we always would knock on the door and say, coming in.
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  And then we would go in and there was a mirror above the paint sink.
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  What did you think of the urinal the first time you saw it in person?
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  that it looked funky, I don't know.
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  I might have thought it was a sink the first time I saw one.
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  Probably what I might have thought it was.
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  Have you ever seen a urinal cake?
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  Yeah, they have them at the church.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, except for Michael doesn't really have urinal cakes anymore.
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  He has like scented urinal
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  Yeah, I was gonna say they're like that and the nose they're little yellow.
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  Yeah
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  Like back in the day that used to have like, it was like a hockey puck.
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  It was a pink hockey puck and you like peed on it and it like the wet activated the smell and it's called a urinal cake.
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  Remember Madagascar when the like, he's like the mints in the bathroom, the giraffe, that was a urinal cake.
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  Oh, yeah, no, I don't think I've ever seen one.
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  I don't remember them putting them in the men's room in the high school, but I...
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  I was trying to figure out how to get a urinal cake to be in our just our toilet and just rest there without accidentally flushing it for a separate
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  It wouldn't.
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  It would just flush.
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  It's just going to flush.
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  You're going to clog the toilet.
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  Don't do that.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  Bathroom number two or number three.
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  Yes.
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  Very good.
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  Wait.
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  I don't know, I don't think I can zoom, Yeah, I don't think I can zoom in.
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  Perhaps I can zoom
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  no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
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  You're fine.
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  That bathtub in the back.
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  Yeah.
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  That's like one of those you lounge in bathtubs.
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  Because look at the handle with the faucet.
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  The Flosset.
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  With an L.
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  Shut up.
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  I mean the toilet is in prime position to put something on it.
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  whole thing is designed to like be part of the shower.
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  oh I think it used to just be a shower and they put a bathroom.
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  question is...
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  they put a toilet in it.
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  I don't because they just no other room look they're literally no you could turn it into one of those Japanese toilets that has the sink in the top.
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  So Japan did not invent that.
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  That is like an ancient technology.
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  Flush toilets had the sink in the top.
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  Well, and they're actually really smart because then you wash your hands and you use dirty water to flush the toilet rather than clean water.
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  So they could have done that and then that would have made sense in the room.
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  Yeah, this one gives me the feeling that sense is not what we're worried about.
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  No, but I think that was an add-on.
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  Oh.
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  Hm.
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  You could poop while your Valentine showers.
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  You hold hands tandem poop shower.
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  Technically, we could do that.
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  No, no, can't.
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  No.
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  That's not real.
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  We have to awkwardly do
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  reached around and put shampoo in Sarah's hair.
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  while sitting on the toilet.
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  I don't think so.
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  Is that why the floor is always soaking wet right here?
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  No, it's just leaned out.
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  But yeah, the other day had to do that because she couldn't get it out of the bottle.
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  I guess it was into her hand.
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  need to put it in one of them like
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  Yeah, needs to move into an easier bottle.
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  Get a nice bottle for her.
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  The doors are too high.
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  Yes, yeah.
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  Oh yeah, you might as well not have the doors.
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  That's so sad.
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  do not understand why this happened.
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  The only thing I can think is it's like a nursing home situation.
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  So that way they don't fall or something and they can like...
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  It doesn't look like there's anything.
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  They can see each other.
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  Yeah.
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  Look at, there's no wall.
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  What's the point of the doors?
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  That's just a waste of like material at that point.
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  gonna lie.
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  So I don't believe these images are AI, mostly because they all look older than AI and they don't have that weird polish.
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  But they do look like old, some of them do look kind of like late 90s, mid 2000s Photoshop.
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  Got this like two different colors flooring that doesn't line up in the grout.
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  Yeah, but if somebody home did it, oh for sure somebody did that for cheap.
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  Yep.
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  Yep, this is a government job for sure.
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  It's even got that like government tan pan.
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  I wonder if this is uh like a bunkhouse type thing.
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  or a jail or juvenile detention center.
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  In juvie, everybody sees your wiener while you poo.
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  Well, my thought was this is like a safety reason if they're
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  Hoo-ha.
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  All right.
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  um
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  Pond's?
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  Advertisement that they have paint?
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  Why on the bathroom floor?
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  And why people?
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  Does it feel like they're reaching up to you?
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  You know that somebody just to be spiteful has pooped right here.
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  Well, just on the faces or in the hands?
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  Sure, or just on the people?
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  you know somebody did it just to be a turd.
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  I get it.
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  Would you be able to go to the bathroom if this was on the floor?
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  You're like, okay, which one of their eyeballs is a one-way mirror?
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  I think if I had to, I would stare straight ahead, not look down.
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  Oh gosh, it's terrible.
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  I can't even, no, turn it to another one.
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  Okay, next one.
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  This is some bull crap that I feel like.
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  uh I know this is exactly what happened here.
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  They, when, when they bought the place, old toilet and then they replaced the toilet and it was bigger.
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  And then they went to shut the door and it was like thunk and they're like, crap.
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  Saw through the
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  The door.
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  Why not just make it so the door opens out instead of in?
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  Well, the bathroom doors are supposed to open in.
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  Yeah, but if you're gonna hit the toilet, you might as well make it just in, go out.
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  Why does it have to go in?
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  Sorry, I it.
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  why does it have to go in?
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  I'm trying to think of the answer to that.
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  Well, the inside.
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  Interior doors?
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  No?
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  I mean, the bedroom doors all open in.
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  And so does the laundry room.
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  doors are supposed to open to the inside.
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  Yeah, that makes sense.
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  for closets.
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  But that's the inside of the Yeah, but that one can't.
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  I know that's what I meant not the big closet.
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  meant like the philosophical else you could have done this is a change the door into a pocket
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  At least they weren't stupid enough to try to cut part of the toilet off.
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  Fair enough, but they could have done so many different things besides that.
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  This is redneck engineering at its finest.
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  Yeah, it is.
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  Except for now you can like definitely look through that little hole.
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  They can put some of that like almost like broom bristle stuff right here to make it where you can't see but it's shh and it cleans the toilet when it goes.
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  Well, maybe that also helps if they have small children who are like, mommy, hold my hand.
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  I need a snack!
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  Oh, you could do it as like a snack hold.
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  You don't need a snack hole while you're- Nobody calls you that.
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  They could.
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  They don't.
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  Snack hole.
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  Oh TMTM
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  You okay?
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  We could do like a game that's like, have to sit there with a giant funnel and somebody has to like throw snacks in the top of the funnel and whoever can get the most snacks in
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  the snack hole in like certain amount of time wins.
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  Hmm, like a minute to win a game?
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  Yeah.
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  You sell it like the like your mouth game that like makes your mouth fat
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  Yeah, but you gotta be so careful, because if you do it wrong, you're gonna choke.
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  You
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  Squidward with the forks that can history.
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  All right, next toilet.
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  you're
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  Okay, so that's that's a well used you're looking
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  That is not a well-placed photo of Hawkeye.
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  Jason Statham
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  No.
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  I don't know who that is.
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  Yeah, it's awkward.
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  that's the guy that plays uh Hawkeye from Avengers.
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  Darren, right at it.
• 23:19
  He's looking right, like if you're going pee, cause that's a urinal, he's looks like he's staring right at you.
• 23:24
  Weird.
• 23:25
  weird and bad.
• 23:26
  See what men have to deal with?
• 23:29
  Why is it all pink and white?
• 23:33
  over the toilet to get to this.
• 23:34
  there.
• 23:35
  It's it's weird it's not flush against the wall.
• 23:38
  The toilet button?
• 23:39
  Toilets aren't flush against the wall.
• 23:40
  guess that's true.
• 23:41
  Yeah.
• 23:42
  But that one seems more like awkward.
• 23:45
  I hate that they didn't just take the pink to the top.
• 23:50
  No, that would be too much pink.
• 23:52
  I hate whatever this is that it's pink.
• 23:55
  They've painted the candles on the faucet.
• 24:00
  There's no L in the word faucet.
• 24:05
  You know what else they painted?
• 24:06
  They painted the ends of the towel rod, but not the bar.
• 24:15
  But they did paint the bar on that side.
• 24:17
  They didn't paint this.
• 24:19
  Why is it like the porcelain on the toilet is so shiny?
• 24:24
  It's the light coming in.
• 24:27
  You can buy pink toilet paper,
• 24:29
  Yes.
• 24:30
  I look at our toilet paper to see if I have any.
• 24:32
  don't.
• 24:32
  I have toilet paper with jokes on it.
• 24:34
  And I have dude wipes.
• 24:36
  All right.
• 24:36
  Next bathroom.
• 24:39
  So this is the toilet here over on the right hand side.
• 24:42
  this like an army?
• 24:44
  No, I think this is like a New York apartment.
• 24:48
  They've got like their kitchen and their shower.
• 24:53
  And they pay twice as much as our mortgage per month to have their 1980s coffee pot right.
• 25:00
  mean, actually that's not a bad setup.
• 25:02
  You got your Cheez-Its, you got your dishwasher.
• 25:07
  is the shower up like the floor?
• 25:11
  the rats can nest in the they can run out scamper over your toes while you
• 25:17
  Nope.
• 25:19
  I don't like it.
• 25:20
  have a window in their bathroom,
• 25:22
  N Kitchen?
• 25:24
  Is that water fountain attached to that?
• 25:26
  Yeah.
• 25:28
  No!
• 25:29
  Now, I don't think the water...
• 25:33
  Obviously the water runoff, like the gray water, is not going to the drinking fountain, but...
• 25:40
  That's the yucky.
• 25:41
  No, it's weird.
• 25:42
  Why are you a drink of water in the bathroom?
• 25:44
  You're and somebody comes in.
• 25:48
  up and selects the urinal right next to you and begins peeing.
• 25:51
  No, oh No
• 25:59
  How do you even use that?
• 26:01
  How do you?
• 26:02
  This is for when you have to pee with a buddy.
• 26:04
  How do you know?
• 26:05
  Cause your butt cheeks are touching.
• 26:08
  Oh.
• 26:09
  Your butt cheeks are touching.
• 26:11
  I don't like.
• 26:14
  I don't know.
• 26:15
  I feel like that's not how you use a urinal.
• 26:17
  I've never used.
• 26:18
  You don't straddle your hand.
• 26:19
  You usually stand about three to ten inches back.
• 26:22
  You can't.
• 26:23
  You're going to run into that urinal.
• 26:25
  Yeah, the men where I work, we have an in-ground urinal.
• 26:29
  So like it, like the holes in the floor, but there's a urinal all the way up to like...
• 26:34
  I think I've seen those in place.
• 26:37
  they will regularly pee on the floor.
• 26:42
  It's the dribble situation when you're done.
• 26:48
  It's like, if your wiener is not in the porcelain zone, you're going to get pee on the floor.
• 26:55
  cannot.
• 26:56
  Gross.
• 26:58
  Are you
• 26:58
  half
• 27:00
  Also, I think...
• 27:04
  or these are bidets?
• 27:07
  Not good for a bidet either.
• 27:09
  All right.
• 27:11
  So this is choice.
• 27:12
  This is.
• 27:13
  This reminds me of the toilet when I was at a restaurant in Italy.
• 27:18
  Really?
• 27:18
  Yeah, so you went up these creepy stairs into the, and then there was a sink and then you went up a little bit more.
• 27:24
  Where was this at?
• 27:24
  It was at a restaurant in, I think we were.
• 27:28
  they charge more money because they had stupid toilets?
• 27:31
  But the toilet didn't have a seat on it.
• 27:34
  That's a bidet.
• 27:35
  No, it was not.
• 27:37
  It was a toilet that the seat was not attached anymore.
• 27:40
  That's crazy.
• 27:41
  You just sat on the porcelain.
• 27:44
  I'm confident that this is a bidet.
• 27:46
  Maybe you had to bring your own seat.
• 27:48
  It was not a bidet because they had the bidet next to it.
• 27:51
  It's crazy.
• 27:53
  I would love to walk in a bathroom and have somebody like fully engaged in pooping, but at eye level.
• 28:01
  Cause that's what we got going on here.
• 28:04
  Yeah, it seems weird that you walk up to your toilet.
• 28:08
  But yeah, I did just-
• 28:09
  you stand up, you've been pooping for too long.
• 28:12
  And your legs are like asleep.
• 28:14
  I've recorded an hour long podcast and I can't feel my toes.
• 28:18
  And I stand up for the first time in an hour and I'm dead because I fall four feet and crack my head on the ground.
• 28:24
  All of that like tile actually, I don't think that the I was just thinking about it the rest of these are Yeah, the restaurants and things in Italy don't have the days
• 28:36
  It's gotten wild on these stairs.
• 28:39
  Yeah.
• 28:41
  Somebody got pissed and kicked it.
• 28:43
  They were like, I'm so sick of this corner.
• 28:46
  Ka-shing.
• 28:48
  You could actually set up a pretty good game right here though.
• 28:52
  Like sort of, if you could get like a ball and say to to to to like bounce it, that'd be pretty fun.
• 28:59
  Okay.
• 29:01
  Next one.
• 29:02
  Why is the toilet paper?
• 29:05
  Toilet paper is underneath the cupboard, which you cannot reach unless there's an invisible hole right here.
• 29:11
  Now, toilet paper, you can't, no, cannot reach around that cupboard door.
• 29:21
  Not without breaking the cupboard.
• 29:23
  Hunter, promise, we used to store things underneath there for teenage.
• 29:32
  I hate it.
• 29:33
  Also, it's less forest green, more like tacky minty.
• 29:38
  I'd say sage, yeah, I'd take sage.
• 29:41
  I think that this is actually genius.
• 29:44
  You had, again, whisker biscuit hole over here.
• 29:48
  They have to like fist and grab toilet paper and you pull it through the whisker biscuit.
• 29:53
  nobody ever sees your toilet paper.
• 29:56
  Replacing the toilet paper is pain in the butt.
• 29:58
  I would just rather them see the toilet paper.
• 30:00
  This is like designed for the forever role that I have yet to set up.
• 30:05
  Well, you have to do it at the beginning of a month and you always forget.
• 30:07
  No, well in February didn't feel right because it's so short.
• 30:10
  It was Groundhog's Day.
• 30:13
  No, but we got, we got March stinkmas coming up.
• 30:15
  it's, it's.
• 30:18
  Yeah.
• 30:19
  Ooh.
• 30:20
  Yeah.
• 30:21
  It might have to be.
• 30:22
  I need to do it, but I'm thinking June because I'm home more in June and I can really test it.
• 30:28
  Put it to the test, put it through the paces.
• 30:29
  Okay.
• 30:30
  So this is a, this is a weird.
• 30:33
  Like someone shot it really.
• 30:35
  is a bidet.
• 30:36
  But look how tiny this is.
• 30:38
  Like.
• 30:40
  It's very little, but yeah, that that's a toilet.
• 30:43
  He's nine feet tall.
• 30:46
  also they're they're just like birds egg.
• 30:51
  Fishers is crazy.
• 30:52
  Yeah.
• 30:53
  Huh.
• 30:53
  But yeah, that's definitely.
• 30:56
  All right.
• 30:57
  So this one I had to put in here because-
• 31:00
  is there a bathroom on a stairwell?
• 31:02
  in the middle of a stairwell.
• 31:04
  is...
• 31:05
  This is...
• 31:07
  Well, I would argue they did a pretty good job.
• 31:10
  did.
• 31:11
  Those stairs are ugly though.
• 31:13
  Why are there red velvet stairs?
• 31:15
  thum, thum, thum coming up the stairs and your roommate's just in the fight for his life.
• 31:20
  What?
• 31:21
  Life?
• 31:21
  Why would you put that?
• 31:25
  I don't know.
• 31:27
  At least pocket door it so you can sneak past or something.
• 31:31
  I don't think there's a way to do it.
• 31:32
  It's just weird.
• 31:35
  They got the like toilet paper stashed.
• 31:38
  They could have put it right here, but they shows up here.
• 31:41
  They got all those plants too.
• 31:44
  It's a good spot for plants.
• 31:47
  I can't even tell.
• 31:48
  uh That bathroom's...
• 31:50
  This has to be like a...
• 31:53
  No, look it, there's like a kid chair in the corner.
• 31:56
  I was gonna say, but it's somebody with mobility issues.
• 31:58
  Cause look, all the arm rails.
• 32:02
  Yeah, so when I saw, I think what this is, I don't think this is a real image.
• 32:07
  It's a real image, but what I think this is, is this is like a company or some sort of like facility.
• 32:13
  uh they've stored a table set while they're doing something.
• 32:21
  Screams like dentist lobby to me, like the picture.
• 32:26
  not the chair, not the table.
• 32:27
  Also- It's off over here, it's gonna be over here.
• 32:31
  I don't think-
• 32:33
  don't
• 32:35
  I think there's more on the other side.
• 32:39
  I just don't think you're seeing it.
• 32:41
  I gotta know what that says.
• 32:46
  What are you trying to see what what says?
• 32:50
  It's little girl chair.
• 32:52
  Who cares?
• 32:55
  Me?
• 32:56
  Look at it later.
• 32:57
  Yeah, this looks like they've
• 33:00
  is also like they've cut holes in the eyes to watch people poop.
• 33:05
  All right.
• 33:07
  So that's a lot of carpet.
• 33:09
  This reminds me of like, what are those?
• 33:11
  It's like the eighties, seventies or eighties.
• 33:15
  Cause that's that eggshell blue again.
• 33:17
  You're not looking to carpet our bathroom.
• 33:20
  No, no, I just have this thing, like it feels like it would get so moldy.
• 33:26
  Yeah, it also would get peed on.
• 33:29
  Yeah, because like here's the deal.
• 33:30
  Well, we have a nine year old boy.
• 33:32
  And everybody dribbles a little bit.
• 33:34
  I guess.
• 33:35
  Don't, don't say that.
• 33:38
  Everybody, everybody has...
• 33:41
  What are you yanking on?
• 33:42
  you have this really long white beard here that's sticking like straight out right here and I just want to get that.
• 33:47
  Stop.
• 33:48
  Just a really quick one and it'll be gone.
• 33:51
  Quick.
• 33:52
  All right.
• 33:52
  So not a fan of the carpet.
• 33:55
  What about the carpeted wall here?
• 33:57
  Well, that's the side of the bathtub.
• 33:59
  These are some 1950s looking candles.
• 34:01
  Yeah, they are.
• 34:02
  All right, so.
• 34:05
  Is that a, is that a mirror?
• 34:09
  Is a mirror?
• 34:10
  is either polished metal or is a mirror.
• 34:13
  like you can just see everybody else on the toilet.
• 34:17
  you look up.
• 34:21
  This is real.
• 34:22
  That's weird.
• 34:23
  a thousand percent real somewhere.
• 34:25
  And you know, because of the light that's installed.
• 34:28
  In between them.
• 34:30
  that's weird.
• 34:30
  It's like they didn't think about it when they put it on there.
• 34:34
  We're like, cool, a mirror.
• 34:36
  got a sweet deal on polished metal, whatever.
• 34:40
  Let's put it in the roof too.
• 34:42
  Yeah, that's weird.
• 34:43
  Hmm.
• 34:44
  The slats is strange, I'm not sure.
• 34:47
  Yeah.
• 34:49
  but okay.
• 34:50
  Yep.
• 34:51
  mean, it would be better if the toilet was the other direction.
• 34:57
  Yeah.
• 34:59
  But I feel like that's just a, like a small bathroom.
• 35:02
  Yeah.
• 35:03
  But yeah, the toilet is the wrong direction.
• 35:06
  Like, what are you doing?
• 35:08
  Do you not want to look at the shower while you're going to the bathroom?
• 35:11
  This is like, this is that stuff that like
• 35:14
  one of those fancy toilets that has like the flush that's for pee and the flush that's for poo.
• 35:20
  You know, like Josh Peck, you remember Josh Peck from Drake and Josh?
• 35:23
  Yeah.
• 35:23
  Okay, so he now makes like TikToks that just like piss you off.
• 35:28
  He'll like make a sandwich, but then he'll do something stupid to the sandwich.
• 35:32
  He's like, are you mad?
• 35:33
  This feels like something he would do.
• 35:36
  Yeah.
• 35:36
  Like...
• 35:38
  Yeah, I am.
• 35:39
  Like...
• 35:40
  Yeah, also replace the friggin' toilet paper.
• 35:43
  You idiot.
• 35:44
  You have soap?
• 35:46
  Put the toilet paper on.
• 35:47
  I thought that was the door handle.
• 35:49
  oh I don't know, but I thought that was the door handle.
• 35:53
  might be right about that.
• 35:55
  This is stupid.
• 35:56
  All right.
• 35:58
  Another step up job.
• 35:59
  I'm telling you, that's exactly what the one in Italy looked like.
• 36:03
  But this one steps up into this.
• 36:08
  like it's a display though.
• 36:10
  look, it's...
• 36:12
  No, I think this is like a possibility for in your home.
• 36:16
  Because look, the flooring outside.
• 36:20
  seeking this out.
• 36:23
  Nobody's seeking this out.
• 36:24
  No.
• 36:27
  Okay.
• 36:29
  You can't even use that one.
• 36:31
  Oh, you can use it.
• 36:33
  You have to grip your knees the entire time.
• 36:37
  And if you have diarrhea, you will.
• 36:39
  They tucked it next to the washing machine.
• 36:41
  Yep.
• 36:43
  It's actually underneath the folding table.
• 36:46
  Huh.
• 36:48
  Well, I wonder.
• 36:48
  Oh, you know what?
• 36:51
  They did that.
• 36:52
  Yeah.
• 36:53
  They put that table there.
• 36:54
  Yeah.
• 36:55
  Yeah.
• 36:55
  Absolutely.
• 36:57
  That toilet was there.
• 36:58
  They just put that there.
• 37:00
  Yeah, I think this is maybe even like a pop up or down table, like you can remove the table.
• 37:05
  But the picture is just
• 37:07
  this looks real dumb.
• 37:10
  Alright.
• 37:11
  Okay, we'll get back to this.
• 37:13
  We'll back to this.
• 37:14
  We'll get back to this.
• 37:15
  Don't look at it.
• 37:16
  Don't look at it.
• 37:18
  Look at it.
• 37:19
  Stop sharing is below.
• 37:22
  You're welcome.
• 37:22
  Sweet.
• 37:23
  So what did you think of these very good bathrooms?
• 37:26
  I guess the thing is that I don't understand why they're where they're at.
• 37:33
  I'm serious though.
• 37:35
  The one bathroom that I distinctly remember was when we were at a restaurant and um you had to go up this narrow hallway closet that was like stairs up into the landing had the
• 37:51
  sink and then it had another up into where the toilet was.
• 37:56
  and you had to lock it and then it had no seat cover.
• 37:59
  And then I came down from using the bathroom and my sister went up and she comes back.
• 38:03
  She goes, how come you didn't tell me there was no seat?
• 38:04
  And I was like, you had to use the bathroom anyway.
• 38:06
  It doesn't matter.
• 38:07
  like, you're like, well, you see, my husband is, particularly, he talks about bathrooms to the point where I try not to think about it.
• 38:15
  Well, and I mean, there were other times when I was there where, like when I was in the Coliseum and they were like, these are the bathrooms and all of these, was like, I know so
• 38:25
  much about this already.
• 38:27
  Like the tour guide was like, yes, and they had these sponges that were on sticks and they used to clean them.
• 38:31
  And he goes, and he goes, you know what they were for?
• 38:33
  And I was like, wiping your butt.
• 38:34
  And he was like, yeah, nobody knows that.
• 38:36
  And I was like, yeah, yeah.
• 38:37
  My husband is his.
• 38:40
  And then I immediately turned to my sister and I was like, Hunter would think this is the coolest part of the tour.
• 38:45
  trying to get a hold of it.
• 38:46
  You couldn't, they didn't have it there.
• 38:48
  You could just see a picture of it, but you could see the bathroom area.
• 38:53
  what was so fascinating to me and something that I didn't realize is that they separated gender bathrooms.
• 38:59
  I didn't realize that they did that.
• 39:02
  Yeah, that they like had the rooms for the people in the coliseum.
• 39:09
  and I mean, they don't have doors.
• 39:12
  It didn't have doors.
• 39:13
  But it was like walled and you went in and then it had like a big, it was like a rectangular, troughy area and you just sat and went to the bathroom and then you handed
• 39:24
  down the thing.
• 39:25
  And he made the same joke you did about how you wanted to use the bathroom early in the day and not later.
• 39:29
  He made that same joke in vinegar.
• 39:33
  which my thing is like wouldn't that burn your butt
• 39:39
  I mean, but I think their vinegar was probably more like sour wine.
• 39:45
  then it was the vinegar like we use.
• 39:47
  But I mean, they also had a lot of things that they used, including like boiled stuff.
• 39:52
  Welch's grape juice just swirling it.
• 39:55
  But yeah, and he did.
• 39:57
  I was like, wow, Hunter would think this is so cool.
• 40:00
  It is cool.
• 40:01
  And it was cool to see.
• 40:02
  Yeah.
• 40:03
  And walking in the Coliseum and seeing that and like the reasons for different things like, I know this has nothing to do with bathrooms, but this is now stuck and needs to
• 40:13
  come out.
• 40:15
  The Coliseum ground was like wood with hay on it.
• 40:20
  that when...
• 40:21
  When they got it, the blood would drip down into where they kept all of the slaves and the animals.
• 40:26
  Cause it was easy to clean up.
• 40:28
  They did the same thing on ship.
• 40:29
  I just never really thought about it.
• 40:32
  Yeah.
• 40:32
  I was just like, oh yeah.
• 40:33
  And then they had like giant elevators that would lift the gladiators or the animals Oh, I didn't know that.
• 40:39
  Yeah.
• 40:40
  They had these giant like...
• 40:44
  that would push the crank and it would lift up.
• 40:47
  And then just above where like if the animals were loose, they couldn't get to the emperor, was where the emperor would sit when he would watch.
• 40:56
  And his seat was always facing a specific way.
• 40:59
  And the reason is because the sun would come up behind him.
• 41:02
  Bro, were smarter than us.
• 41:07
  And here's what I mean by that.
• 41:10
  Here's what I mean by this is we went to, I don't remember what it was.
• 41:15
  It was a baseball game, I think at some point in the last two years, And there was like two to four hours of the baseball game where I'm just being blinded by the freaking sun.
• 41:25
  Because they're like, yeah, let's build the stadium facing east and west.
• 41:29
  It's like.
• 41:31
  Yeah, they had all the seating around and the emperor sat with his back to the sun.
• 41:37
  So when the sun came up and it was behind him, he was illuminated by it and it would go up.
• 41:46
  I mean, the Coliseum used to have a roof on it.
• 41:48
  Doesn't anymore.
• 41:50
  We're not going to get to the thing.
• 41:52
  That'll be for round six.
• 41:54
  em I have to ask this mostly because it just popped in my brain when you said the emperor sunning himself.
• 42:00
  Have you heard about these people that like sunning
• 42:02
  Yes, I have.
• 42:03
  don't even have to finish it.
• 42:05
  They call it their yoni.
• 42:07
  You said your yoni.
• 42:09
  It's still dumb every time I hear it.
• 42:12
  That's all I can think of.
• 42:15
  Know what it is, but now it's Yoni Bear.
• 42:18
  But yes, they do do that.
• 42:19
  Apparently it's supposed to be healing.
• 42:20
  I don't know.
• 42:21
  I would never do that.
• 42:23
  Sunburn it.
• 42:26
  You just walk like this for the rest of the day?
• 42:28
  I think those are the people that also eat like mushrooms that are not medicinal or that are medicinal.
• 42:35
  This lady, this lady at the school gave us these like energy packets that are like mushroom energy tastes like poo.
• 42:45
  And they're like, you have to eat, it's better warm.
• 42:48
  So I warmed it up.
• 42:52
  So remember I told you that in Italy they have that special juice they yeah, I want to it so bad But it's essentially just carrot juice and orange juice
• 43:04
  Special Italy juice.
• 43:06
  or they had a peach tea over there, was so good.
• 43:09
  And their lemon soda is the best.
• 43:12
  But their bathrooms were pretty similar to ours.
• 43:14
  Yeah, they were.
• 43:16
  Is it called yoga?
• 43:17
  No, it's not called yoga.
• 43:19
  What are you talking about?
• 43:21
  No, it's an ACE juice.
• 43:24
  Ace juice?
• 43:26
  I typed in special Italy juice.
• 43:30
  Ace juice.
• 43:33
  They serve it at breakfast.
• 43:34
  You have orange juice, the ACE juice, and then uh sometimes they had like blood orange juice, which was so good.
• 43:40
  It says that Kroger Fred Meyer
• 43:43
  They don't have it, I look.
• 43:45
  It says it's an equivalent.
• 43:46
  It's called a morning blend.
• 43:48
  It's not quite the same though.
• 43:50
  but this is a thousand times cheaper and I bet you, um...
• 43:54
  It was so good though.
• 43:56
  Ace juice, sand-tie uh
• 43:58
  yeah, that's kinda it.
• 44:00
  It's so, it's so good.
• 44:04
  fiery dint ginger juice.
• 44:05
  And it would like, just gave you energy.
• 44:08
  It's full of vitamins and things for you.
• 44:12
  Just straight up aloe- Okay, I'm in the juices now.
• 44:16
  It was so good, but yes, the bathrooms in Italy were fairly similar.
• 44:19
  I mean, they had some weird, like, and I think it was just design type things, but like.
• 44:26
  some weird italian renaissance
• 44:28
  I remember one, so the hotel that we stayed in in Rome had the, was so-
• 44:35
  You're touching.
• 44:38
  The toilet was like this facing this way and then the bidet was like this.
• 44:44
  oh
• 44:46
  Dude, that's drinking fountain territory.
• 44:48
  Like, yeah, you like got up and you turn to sit and then in that one, the shower was all one, you know, it's like a regular bathroom.
• 44:57
  And so the shower is all in there, but the shower was like red glass, except for like, and it had two shower heads.
• 45:05
  And so one was completely exposed to the red glass.
• 45:08
  And then the other one was behind like this partial wall, but the door to the bathroom was also glass.
• 45:14
  That's weird.
• 45:15
  And so, and I mean, I was there with my sister.
• 45:18
  And so it was like, shut the door.
• 45:20
  Use the bathroom.
• 45:24
  Still see my, not the silhouette.
• 45:26
  It was a glass door.
• 45:29
  You could just see them.
• 45:32
  Thank goodness the toilet where it sat, where you could like, you'd have to like lean a little bit because it had a partial wall where the bidet was, but you had to shower only
• 45:40
  on the one half because otherwise you are directly in line to the door through the red glass.
• 45:48
  fully exposed.
• 45:49
  those spreading.
• 45:50
  It's, you know, and they were like, when we checked in, we let them know we had a reservation and they were telling us about our room.
• 45:59
  they were like, and you wanted two beds, right?
• 46:01
  And we were like, yup, two beds.
• 46:04
  Because they assume if you're traveling is like a two, a lot of the times they're like, oh, you're together.
• 46:10
  We're like, no, no, no, we're sisters and we don't want that.
• 46:13
  Stop.
• 46:16
  And the rooms were fascinating.
• 46:18
  Like you went into the room and then you took your car.
• 46:22
  want two beds, not so that way we could use two beds.
• 46:26
  But so I got extra bed put my crap on.
• 46:30
  No, because it's a twin bed and a twin bed.
• 46:33
  Oh.
• 46:33
  Yeah, we wouldn't fit in a twin bed.
• 46:35
  Yeah, then I...
• 46:36
  Well, then I would want to bed.
• 46:39
  You just push them together.
• 46:40
  Yeah, I think that's what they do.
• 46:42
  I think they push them together.
• 46:43
  you want to?
• 46:47
  They like put them in you can tell like in some of the places where they had like one
• 46:52
  set the like rollers on the mattress thingy and you just wake up and you're like falling down you've made a hammock out of the sheet in between the beds you're like hell
• 47:01
  But the cool thing was you went into your room and the lights were connected to your key card that you put into a slot.
• 47:07
  Oh no, that's not cool.
• 47:09
  It's not cool.
• 47:10
  But it also happened that you were there.
• 47:12
  Yeah.
• 47:15
  They would know because it would like light up outside your house.
• 47:19
  in a country where you're barely free.
• 47:23
  They're like, we got to regulate where you go.
• 47:25
  We got to know where you're at.
• 47:26
  It's like, how about I have freedom and privacy.
• 47:31
  I don't get the eco thing, like it keeps it, but yeah, that one, they did that.
• 47:36
  But yeah, it was cool.
• 47:37
  The bathrooms, I only had to pay to use the bathroom in Milan.
• 47:44
  I paid to use the restroom.
• 47:47
  Well, we were close to the Duomo and they have the big...
• 47:52
  You said you saw like where they were building like Olympic stuff, right?
• 47:56
  Yeah, we saw the Olympic countdown clock.
• 48:00
  they had, so they have like the cathedral in Milan is the Duomo.
• 48:07
  And then, so this is like the front of the Duomo.
• 48:09
  A percent chance that the riverside to speech, speech to text captions butchers that word.
• 48:21
  So they had the entrance right here and then across the piazza, the pot, the plaza was another, I'm not sure what the building was, but outside of it, they had this giant glass.
• 48:34
  um No, it was this giant glass, like rectangle box.
• 48:39
  And inside of it is the 26 sign that is what that, that two.
• 48:44
  I'll sing on your TV right now.
• 48:45
  I was there.
• 48:46
  That's crazy.
• 48:47
  And so they had it snowing in the box.
• 48:49
  So it looked like a giant, you can't see, I have a picture of it.
• 48:52
  You can't see it in the picture that I have in it, but it looks like it's snowing in the box as they were counting down and they were counting down months, hour, minute, second.
• 49:05
  I think it was all the way.
• 49:08
  But yeah, the, there's a big, it's, like the big, I don't think it's a mall.
• 49:13
  It's not quite the word for it.
• 49:15
  but it's definitely like a big, yeah, yeah, that's it.
• 49:19
  But inside in Milan, that one's not in Milan, it's inside a case.
• 49:24
  This is in Cortina.
• 49:25
  Yep, which is where some of it, some of the Olympics are taking place in Milan, some in Cortina, some in Perzano, I believe.
• 49:36
  Perzano, that's where the skiing is happening.
• 49:39
  Parmesan.
• 49:39
  But inside this area, they have,
• 49:43
  all of these like fancy stores, like really expensive stores.
• 49:47
  And that's where you go and you stand on the bull with your heels and you spin three times.
• 49:54
  means you'll go back.
• 49:55
  oh It's on the bull's nuts.
• 50:03
  so people have done it so many times that you have like the floor and the bull.
• 50:09
  Because I can bend it.
• 50:12
  is it's indented like that.
• 50:15
  And it's the perfect shape for a heel.
• 50:19
  it's at least this far down from the rest of the floor.
• 50:24
  It's just RIDDIN'.
• 50:25
  But I had to use the restroom in there and I had to go if I was on like the third or fourth floor was the bathroom.
• 50:33
  And so you had to go all the way up and then you had to pay two euro to go into the bathroom.
• 50:39
  And it's not a men's or a women's bathroom.
• 50:41
  Like you paid, you went through like, like a, you know what those gates?
• 50:47
  have like the three.
• 50:48
  Yeah.
• 50:49
  You walked through one of those after you paid your token.
• 50:52
  Cause you had to pay for a bathroom token that went in that, that let you go through.
• 50:54
  And then while you were in there, it was just find a stall that's open.
• 51:00
  And I mean, ladies and men were all like finding a stall.
• 51:06
  And then you found and you went to the restroom and you came out.
• 51:11
  Yeah, I mean, it was strange, but I mean, still not the weirdest thing that I saw while I was in Italy.
• 51:20
  By far the weirdest thing was that you toggle switched on the lights in the churches.
• 51:25
  In the churches?
• 51:27
  Yeah, like when you would go in and they you you paid the They have them in front of all the pictures of the Saints so you light a candle to a saint as you pray I Don't know that
• 51:41
  so no because we're not Catholic
• 51:44
  celebrate Valentine's Day.
• 51:45
  It's all coming back.
• 51:47
  Some of the cathedrals that we visited, instead of lighting a physical candle, they had fake electric candles and you paid two euros to toggle on a switch.
• 51:56
  Some of them weren't a toggle switch.
• 51:59
  Some of them were like a twist bulb.
• 52:04
  There were some churches where they did have the candles and you could go and you could light a candle and my older sister was like, should we light one?
• 52:12
  I was like, we're not Catholic.
• 52:14
  She goes...
• 52:14
  It's cultural appropriation.
• 52:16
  Yeah, she was like, do you think it's sacrilege if we light one of these?
• 52:18
  And I was like, we're not Catholic.
• 52:20
  It's not sacrilege.
• 52:22
  And so, sorry.
• 52:23
  We did not light any of the candles.
• 52:26
  We did test the toggle switch without paying two euros though in one of the churches.
• 52:29
  We were like, does this actually turn this on?
• 52:31
  Click, and then we turned it right back off.
• 52:34
  Too worse.
• 52:36
  But we did see it.
• 52:37
  got to see it.
• 52:38
  Explode the bulb.
• 52:41
  We would have just left.
• 52:45
  But we saw a priest inside a confessional.
• 52:51
  Weird.
• 52:52
  I mean, I can see that here.
• 52:54
  Yes, but these confessionals were labeled Italian English English English Italian Italian.
• 53:00
  Give it a few years here, we're going to have subtitled confession.
• 53:04
  And they will it was whichever priest was in there could speak to you in that language essentially and then They have the the Nasos which are the water fountains It's the Naso
• 53:17
  and you claw you put your finger on the bottom It's shaped like this has a hole right here and then a hole right here where the water is coming and you clog this hole and it uses
• 53:26
  pops up the water out of the other hole like a drinking fountain.
• 53:28
  That's weird.
• 53:30
  That's weird.
• 53:30
  It was good yet.
• 53:31
  You had fun
• 53:32
  I had so much fun.
• 53:34
  I really did.
• 53:36
  I would definitely go back.
• 53:38
  Yes, yes, we know you would.
• 53:42
  Uh-huh.
• 53:42
  I go back with just you and then I go back another time with us our kids I would go back again with my sister
• 53:51
  Maybe.
• 53:52
  So to kind of wrap it, to bring it to the end, I want to ask you, no, you're fine.
• 53:57
  Back to these toilets, all these weird configurations.
• 54:00
  Yeah.
• 54:00
  One thing I wanted to know is if you had to have two toilets, two toilets in a bathroom.
• 54:06
  I had to.
• 54:07
  uh
• 54:08
  Would you prefer them side by side facing the same way or like full front?
• 54:13
  Can there be a pocket door between them?
• 54:16
  No, no, no, this is, this is like, if you had to have two toilets, what, what do you think?
• 54:23
  You're holding hands or you're staring at the eyes.
• 54:26
  What's more romantic while you go to the bathroom?
• 54:29
  None of them.
• 54:30
  Wait, wait.
• 54:31
  This is the Valentine's Day episode.
• 54:35
  The bathroom's not the place for it.
• 54:37
  That's what I'm hearing.
• 54:38
  Yeah, no.
• 54:40
  Yeah, here we are.
• 54:42
  Well, this is different.
• 54:43
  We're sitting on chairs.
• 54:45
  It's because we're sitting in their bathroom is only so big.
• 54:48
  I would love to be sitting on my normal recording chair, but I couldn't figure out the camera and the mic situation.
• 54:57
  Nice.
• 55:00
  Sweet.
• 55:02
  Thanks for doing this again.
• 55:03
  Yeah, sorry I hijacked it to tell you about my alien trip in the end.
• 55:06
  No, people are probably like, wait, shut up, let her talk about the Italy thing more.
• 55:11
  You'll have to do like like a, I don't know.
• 55:16
  About Italy-a-thon or something.
• 55:18
  It was awesome.
• 55:19
  Hey, I had a wonderful time and the food was good.
• 55:22
  And I saw so many cool things and I got so many cool things.
• 55:26
  Also, you could have, I got him a bucket hat from in Venice, San Marco square before my sister and I wrote a gondola with a singing gondolier.
• 55:39
  That's weird.
• 55:40
  I don't want a man singing to me.
• 55:42
  He wasn't singing to us, he was singing to himself and to the other gondoliers.
• 55:46
  That makes me think he's crazy.
• 55:49
  It was the most expensive part of being in Venezuela for sure.
• 55:52
  That's crazy.
• 55:53
  Um, well, I'm going to close the closer down here.
• 55:56
  Uh, I will say if you want to, I don't know if there's going to be pictures, but if you want to see pictures of other baking and banana breads and the things, uh, two nuts
• 56:05
  baking, they make baking stuff.
• 56:08
  We do.
• 56:08
  That should be your slogan.
• 56:09
  We make baking stuff.
• 56:12
  No, it's not.
• 56:14
  I don't know what it is.
• 56:15
  That's not my business.
• 56:18
  I'm not going to do the normal like.
• 56:20
  done?
• 56:20
  I haven't made cannolis uh
• 56:26
  social media stuff, go out there do that if you want.
• 56:30
  All the things.
• 56:31
  Check out the website.
• 56:32
  This is another episode of Privy.
• 56:34
  Happy Valentine's Day, happy President's Day, happy whatever day.
• 56:38
  February's almost over.
• 56:39
  Let's get to some real holidays.
• 56:42
  And now, as always, don't forget to flush.
• 56:46
  And then, we snook it right back here.
• 56:50
  it's not going anywhere.
• 56:53
  Why are you making that dumb face?
• 56:57
  Oh, okay.