
When Propaganda Thinks It's an Action Movie
So now this lying f*****g b***h is out here acting like DHS pulled off some heroic blockbuster raid in Minneapolis, puffing it up like she’s narrating a goddamn action flick.
Every sentence she s***s out sounds like she’s auditioning for a role in “Federal Agents: The Fanfiction.”
Then she claims someone “approached officers with a 9mm,” like she personally saw that s**t instead of just parroting whatever sanitized b******t briefing hit her desk.
In her little fairy tale, the officers are flawless superheroes and the suspect’s some cartoon villain who “violently resisted,” because God forbid…
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