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THE DISCLAIMER: The Night Of Nights · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards, loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for for Doggies four.
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  Speaker 2: To seven every weekday on.
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  Speaker 1: Radio Get Out.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's going to be like that as a what
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  Speaker 3: do you want for me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm very no, I'm ready for whatever ship you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be giving me.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what fellas? What bloody cold was it today?
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  Speaker 3: I went outside and it was like, I think it
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  Speaker 3: was about ten degrees, felt like two.
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  Speaker 1: Oh do you know what? I went outside.
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  Speaker 4: It was ten degrees, felt like two, smelled like four, okay,
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  Speaker 4: tasted like minus six.
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  Speaker 3: Ye yeah, yeah, I was genuinely shocked when I went outside.
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  Speaker 1: I even went.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bit nippy.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about this weather?
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  Speaker 5: We have?
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  Speaker 1: Kezy?
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  Speaker 3: And my four nipples just went twang.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck it, man, I'm full of beans today.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, man, Yeah, so good.
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  Speaker 1: Here are you going talking us through it? Brother? Was
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  Speaker 1: one of those days of a voice you got on you.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's great from talking ship.
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  Speaker 1: Your voice.
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  Speaker 4: You've got a bit of a sniffle going on. You're
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  Speaker 4: obviously racking lines last night.
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  Speaker 2: Just hover in the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you.
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  Speaker 2: Spicy noodles for lunch today. It was one of those days.
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  Speaker 6: And I actually targeted last night because I was when
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  Speaker 6: I was I had two weeks of working two jobs
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  Speaker 6: through the weekends, and I was like, at least the
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  Speaker 6: Pie Awards is just after it and I can have
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  Speaker 6: a blowout, And so I intentionally kept today free.
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  Speaker 2: Literally woke up at ten thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you did. Yeah, I knew you did.
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  Speaker 2: I got home.
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  Speaker 1: I commented that you did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I got home at like two thirty, was eating a
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  Speaker 6: pie in the lounge watching Black Books. Naturally hear my
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  Speaker 6: wife get up go to the toilet because I obviously
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  Speaker 6: woke her up, you know, without realizing, sort of banging
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  Speaker 6: into the walls at one point, and then went in
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  Speaker 6: there head.
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  Speaker 2: I got on gas bag to her for like half
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  Speaker 2: an hour.
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  Speaker 1: I did you Yeah, I should have been loving it.
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  Speaker 6: She wasn't at first, but she got into.
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  Speaker 3: Did you put some on? Did you put some engle? Burden?
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  Speaker 2: It was it was the end of the night. It
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  Speaker 2: was done, It was done, dusted.
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  Speaker 6: That's when I want to catch normally, when you do it,
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  Speaker 6: that's when I want to keep going.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, uh no, I had a good gas bag to
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  Speaker 2: her who was there? Who just said, I sat by
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  Speaker 2: this person, and Pugs was there. He had funny glasses on, and.
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  Speaker 3: You know it again, Pugs was in a hor of
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  Speaker 3: a mood with him. Yeah, they had a real set
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  Speaker 3: to just before. You just missed it, Mogi, because oh,
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  Speaker 3: Kezy here got in then uber, and Pugs rang him
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  Speaker 3: up to just make sure he was all good and
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  Speaker 3: in the uber, et cetera, because he was so steamed.
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  Speaker 3: And then Keysy just went and was like, what actually happened,
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  Speaker 3: That's actually what happened. And I was just chicking to
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  Speaker 3: make sure you're okay.
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  Speaker 2: Pugs, you can explain what happened. So Casey got on.
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  Speaker 7: I left Keysy in the winners to get in my
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  Speaker 7: uber first, and obviously I didn't see him get in
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  Speaker 7: his uber.
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  Speaker 2: So how were the winners?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, And then so in my uber home, I called
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  Speaker 7: Keysy just to be like, are you in the you
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  Speaker 7: beer home?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: And Keysy's response was if I said to you right now, no,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not all good, I'm not in the uber, what
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  Speaker 7: would you do?
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  Speaker 1: You put that?
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  Speaker 7: That is the gist of what you If I said
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't all good, what would you do?
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  Speaker 2: That was me asking how curiousity?
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  Speaker 4: So if I wasn't and what does it say between
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  Speaker 4: the lines when he said that, yeah, what what did
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  Speaker 4: you what.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear?
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  Speaker 2: Go fund yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Much?
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  Speaker 1: That's agree.
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  Speaker 3: It was just Keysy flashing out because.
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  Speaker 2: Yes you are journel Mustard because.
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  Speaker 3: Bud was showing consume for you.
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  Speaker 1: How many based on that laugh, I'm now wondering how
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  Speaker 1: many darts your head? Last night?
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  Speaker 2: It was mostly vape smoky?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, brother, Okay.
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  Speaker 6: What when it's a Tuesday night and it's two am
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  Speaker 6: and you're at K Road?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, K Road it's saloon bar, yes, and like
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  Speaker 2: not my choice.
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  Speaker 6: There's seven people there and the winners are like, yo,
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  Speaker 6: shall we go crack on somewhere else?
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  Speaker 2: And you're like yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 6: As soon as you leave the bar, you look around
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  Speaker 6: and you look at your watch and then you go
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  Speaker 6: fucking else.
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  Speaker 2: It's Wednesday morning.
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  Speaker 6: K Road is dead, yes, you know, k roadable, And
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  Speaker 6: so I was like, okay, fuck someone there.
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  Speaker 3: Is There is one place in K Road, a dodgy
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  Speaker 3: little bar that seems to be open perpetually. It's open,
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  Speaker 3: and it's open all the time, and it has these
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  Speaker 3: red ropes out the front of it like it's some
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  Speaker 3: sort of classic joint, but it's an absolute dive and
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  Speaker 3: that's always open.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you good to know just for future reference.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know what it's called, but it's got red ropes.
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  Speaker 3: And I heard radio.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast, so talk us through
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  Speaker 4: the evening.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we'll get two in depth on it
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  Speaker 1: on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Best Pilewards has been to I've been to seven.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I've been to Nane and I was just
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  Speaker 4: talking to old prebson out there on the way on
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  Speaker 4: it and I said he was that saying is that
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  Speaker 4: fucking good? It was great funny because in your mind
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  Speaker 4: you think pile Woods, you think how can it be good?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Really I do. I do think that.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, they go the Bakl's obviously has a lot of cash,
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  Speaker 6: so they just dump obviously tens hundreds of thousands of
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  Speaker 6: dollars on this evening and they paid New Zealand's second
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  Speaker 6: best Elvison personator, who just happens to be Minia Stuart's
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  Speaker 6: uncle in law, to perform, and then they paid Michael Murphy,
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  Speaker 6: who came second in New Zealand idol.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, but like, oh my god, Michael Murph.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but he was doing like a booblay esque and
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  Speaker 6: there were dancing girl with the Yeah sounded great and
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  Speaker 6: there was like all this great.
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  Speaker 4: Looking Do you worry that the looks all fade? He
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  Speaker 4: was quite a cutie back in the day. How old
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  Speaker 4: was he twenty one or something like that? Leave the
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  Speaker 4: hammer hand, I think and toe, boy, he might be
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  Speaker 4: a building now.
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  Speaker 6: You know he looks I could certainly when when he
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  Speaker 6: said Michael me because Corbett Corbett MC the night and
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  Speaker 6: even made a joke that that Al was impersonator looked
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  Speaker 6: like Hody Jason Hoyt in a wig.
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  Speaker 2: And there was a smattering of laughter from the Hurd.
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  Speaker 1: Would have been a people.
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  Speaker 4: He probably thought that you would be there, Josement, based
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  Speaker 4: on your relationship to pies in the evening and not knowing,
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  Speaker 4: of course.
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  Speaker 2: That I did.
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  Speaker 6: It's so quick, it's like highly committed Bah bronze bla,
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  Speaker 6: silver blah and gold make some noise for blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 6: They come up to a really short speech. The tradition
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  Speaker 6: is always either I thank their wife or if it's
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  Speaker 6: the lady speaking, she'll thank the husband, which is the
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  Speaker 6: key for everyone's applaud really loudly and of course.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you to my wife. Yeah, it's just like a tradition.
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  Speaker 1: It's really funny.
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  Speaker 6: It's just the whole audience cracks up every single time
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  Speaker 6: without fail.
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  Speaker 3: So I but I'm just not interested in awards generally.
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  Speaker 1: No, you've missed out that many times.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, but you know what I mean. It's like
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  Speaker 3: it's great that people get awards. I'm just not interested.
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  Speaker 2: It's the spectacle of the night.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 6: Like it's a really heart warman note too, because that
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  Speaker 6: all use to people that have immigrated to New Zealand
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  Speaker 6: and have you know, started up these cafes and the
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  Speaker 6: one thing and they're genuinely emotional and like super stoked
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  Speaker 6: about it. It's great, it's really nice, but it's just
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  Speaker 6: a really good show. And the free food, free booze,
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  Speaker 6: yeah we got it was like tigers and Heine's and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: And there were bottles of wine at the table. I
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  Speaker 6: ordered about three bottles of Sharers.
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  Speaker 2: Really nice.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be like everyone. You have to have What
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  Speaker 1: was that one you brought over to my house?
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  Speaker 2: Pinfolds cap?
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  Speaker 3: I brought you a Charers magi.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We got through that night. We got through about six
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  Speaker 4: or seven bottles of wine.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I also do you take the one I brought you home?
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  Speaker 3: Or did that get job?
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  Speaker 1: No drink? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: I was very grateful, Jas, but I didn't I didn't
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  Speaker 7: want a gift for hou soon because it wasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: I was very grateful regardless, and I did.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you should have had it back then, Jason, I'll
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  Speaker 4: bring it over. Yeah, thanks for your Yeah, that be
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  Speaker 4: my gift for you. Okay, oh that looks familiar. So
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  Speaker 4: you get there, you're mingling to start with key At
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  Speaker 4: what point of you heading the dance floor.
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  Speaker 6: No dance floor, but standing in a group of essentially
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  Speaker 6: our colleagues, you know me, prebs, Miniga, pretty quick drinking beers.
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  Speaker 6: It is pretty old fucking hate those guys. Get to
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  Speaker 6: your table. There, you sit down. I was on a
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  Speaker 6: random table of assorted guests who I only knew Hailey
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  Speaker 6: who works here in the office over that side, and
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  Speaker 6: it was just her and I were the only two.
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  Speaker 6: Graham Hill, my god, Graham Hill. He sat next to
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  Speaker 6: us and I was like, Graham. He's like yes, and
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  Speaker 6: I was like, you used to work on sports Cafe.
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  Speaker 6: I used to wear crag as Wild, same company, and
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  Speaker 6: we had a yarn And like he said, next, because
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  Speaker 6: he's been to twenty something twenty there was the twenty
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  Speaker 6: first Pie Awards.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, he always gets invited. He must be made of someone.
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  Speaker 1: What's he doing with himself?
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  Speaker 2: He was working in media for ages as a journalist.
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  Speaker 6: But I think he said at the moment, he's running
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  Speaker 6: an and ever CARDA watched it in total.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I was and I was like, hey, no, I
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  Speaker 3: used to really enjoy Graham Helm.
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  Speaker 2: He's quite great.
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  Speaker 3: He's a very funny guy.
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  Speaker 6: Afterwards, he's like, this is the best part've ever been
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  Speaker 6: to because everyone's really friendly and chatty.
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  Speaker 2: Usually I just sit by myself and no one talks
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  Speaker 2: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really was.
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  Speaker 2: We had a table.
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  Speaker 6: It's probably like me, him and Hailey, and then the
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  Speaker 6: rest of them would have been early twenties people who
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  Speaker 6: probably wouldn't talk to.
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  Speaker 2: A guy has yeah. Yeah, yeah, but he was very
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  Speaker 2: very funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he's got some good.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and he's a very intelligent failure too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, knew a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot of stuff that's interesting for you.
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  Speaker 6: Sure, yes, Oh that's great, keazy, well really good now,
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  Speaker 6: I mean, ah, tired, but I literally today I was
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  Speaker 6: just like, I don't give a shit. This is the
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  Speaker 6: beauty of this job is you can have a blowout.
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  Speaker 6: And I woke up at ten thirty. I had hot noodles,
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  Speaker 6: I fell asleep on the cow, I had a bath.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, I couldn't think of anything worse when they hangover.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, we're all different, Chase totally. I mean
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  Speaker 2: just because you.
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  Speaker 4: Have half a mongrel a, what did you have a
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  Speaker 4: full one?
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  Speaker 2: It was was just like nothing down there, a periscope.
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  Speaker 6: Down what I was running a little line of being
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  Speaker 6: down there. Nothing, there's literally nothing happening.
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  Speaker 3: Excellent.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, thanks guys, thanks for a coach.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be hangover tomorrow as well.
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  Speaker 4: Of course I'll just be I'll be ship as you'll
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  Speaker 4: be fair tomorrow be worse because we're the key you had.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Is going to be a shock at This is the
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  Speaker 6: big show four to seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 2: Ready a Hardaki