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Pirates in Etheros Episode 46 - Survival and The Potato Sack · Chaotically Balanced

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  SPEAKER_03: All right, enough of that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's dive into the adventure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds, and neurodivergents.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sit back, stay hydrated, and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
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  Last week we finished off the Shadows of Conflict one-shot
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  miniseries,
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  really,
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  finally.
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  SPEAKER_03: We are back this week with our regularly scheduled program,
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  SPEAKER_03: Back to the Pirates,
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  whose group has yet to still be given or choose or go by some
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  kind of name or
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  SPEAKER_03: moniker.
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  SPEAKER_03: Disregarding that, we left off with
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  SPEAKER_03: The group and Zara's group deciding to split up.
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  SPEAKER_03: The group of investigative pirates followed an underground waterway,
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  SPEAKER_03: while Zara's group found a secondary path.
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  SPEAKER_03: During this time, Puppyfish showed his great listening ears.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yenor gathered some moss, mushrooms, and a weird flower.
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  And then they all made their way to a drier open cavern with
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  glowing mushrooms.
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  In here,
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  there was some investigating where Lala grabbed the etching of
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  a ruined stone wall.
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  Wakim pointed out a void in his detect magic where the only
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  standing structure is
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  SPEAKER_03: of this cavern.
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  SPEAKER_03: And upon some further careful scouting, Wakim's shadow triggered a trap.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not so careful.
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  A large amalgamated undead monstrosity appeared and began
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  attacking everybody.
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  SPEAKER_03: It dealt heavy damage as they dealt heavy damage back to it,
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  SPEAKER_03: causing undead bodies to fall off of it and join the fray.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thankfully,
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  SPEAKER_03: they were able to take it down swiftly,
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  SPEAKER_03: with Lala making the final strike,
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  SPEAKER_03: gutting it from as high up as she could.
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  They then catch their breath for a moment before Lala goes
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  running around trying to
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  SPEAKER_03: find the exit,
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  SPEAKER_03: tired of being stuck in this underground cavern.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that is where you pick up.
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  SPEAKER_00: How do we get the fuck out of here?
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  So you did find a path and everyone was beginning to follow you
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  because you called
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  SPEAKER_03: everyone over.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, but we're continuing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's no out yet.
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  SPEAKER_03: No out, but it is a path.
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  SPEAKER_02: Does it seem booby trapped?
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  SPEAKER_03: Make an investigation check.
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  SPEAKER_00: Invest.
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  SPEAKER_00: And everything is loading very, very slow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fine, I just saw you connect.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's coming through.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everything is very, very slow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because everything is cold.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is true.
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  SPEAKER_00: Plus six.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's a good roll.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's a 24.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm only good at investigating when it doesn't mean anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, looking for traps is important.
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  SPEAKER_00: Except when there are none.
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  SPEAKER_03: There aren't any traps.
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  SPEAKER_03: However,
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  SPEAKER_03: because of the state of just this cavern in general,
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  you do find like little areas where there's like a small crack
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  and it kind of
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  SPEAKER_03: crumbles away as you step over it.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's like holes in the cave wall.
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  You kind of peek through a larger crack and you just see an
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  open cavern underneath you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh...
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  SPEAKER_00: Avoid making your...
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  SPEAKER_00: Avoid breaking your mother's back as we make our way through the cavern.
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  SPEAKER_03: So,
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  SPEAKER_03: yeah,
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  SPEAKER_03: so while that's not necessarily traps,
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  SPEAKER_03: you do find the...
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  SPEAKER_03: course of...
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  SPEAKER_03: least falling...
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  SPEAKER_00: So guys, what do you think of, uh, second-hand souls?
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  SPEAKER_00: Got all these, all these cursed fuckin' names.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bunch of, bunch of random NPC souls in here.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not like we can just suck them off.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_00: technically,
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  we could throw all of them down into this empty cavern and walk
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  away today.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not a choice I want to make, but we could.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is a choice.
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  SPEAKER_00: At least none of the local animals or anything will eat them.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think the girl would probably get eaten.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe the bird.
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  SPEAKER_00: Either way.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, he has a group name.
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  Oh,
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  you're talking about- I was trying to figure out where you were
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  going with that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's why.
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  SPEAKER_00: The second hand souls.
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  SPEAKER_03: The second hand souls.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's really just up all to you guys.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, what does everybody else think?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll repaint it on the side of our boat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: SS, secondhand souls.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's four S's.
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  SPEAKER_00: We are killing it in alliteration.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mrs. Sue would approve.
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  SPEAKER_00: SS, Sue Sailing, secondhand souls.
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  SPEAKER_00: Six S's.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pile it on.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's cute.
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  SPEAKER_03: Secondhand souls, private investigators.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, the P.I.
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  SPEAKER_00: aspect makes it sound way less cutesy and kitschy.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, if anybody else don't have any more output, I guess heave ho.
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  SPEAKER_00: You with me?
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  SPEAKER_00: Heck yeah.
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  When we get back to the boat,
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  I'll hold the rope while you paint it on the side.
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  SPEAKER_03: Technically, Mr. Belfast is talking.
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  SPEAKER_03: Technically, the boat's currently with us.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is not large enough to paint.
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  SPEAKER_00: We are not the boat in a bottle sort of painters.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not pulling a whisker to paint.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: You are having this conversation while you are walking.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a very long... Yes, is it supposed to be updating?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm still on the same... No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's just... This is just a very long pathway.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's starting to get narrower.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god damn it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like a... I hear no qualms from our boat owner, so... He clearly agrees.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's no input from Mr. Sue or Kroka on that.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're doing it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't say anything now.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a done deal.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we shake hands.
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  SPEAKER_00: Shake, shake.
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  SPEAKER_00: Shake.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you were just speaking, but nothing came through.
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  I was going to say something,
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  and then it just kind of like poof and went away.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, the path is getting narrower, even for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it is at that point that I have to check back with everybody,
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  SPEAKER_00: because there are people significantly larger than me.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're kind of like, everyone's kind of just like... ...side shimmying.
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  SPEAKER_00: How tall is the ceiling?
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  SPEAKER_03: How tall is the ceiling?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can't tell.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can't see the ceiling.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe we need to go up from there.
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  SPEAKER_01: How narrow is it getting?
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  SPEAKER_03: Narrow enough to be a little uncomfortable.
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  SPEAKER_03: But not that you're getting stuck.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yet.
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  Being that we were yapping,
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  I'm going to assume that Deedle's,
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  like,
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  right near me.
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  And I'm going to climb up onto her shoulders to kind of see if
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  I can feel how high
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  SPEAKER_00: the ceiling is.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to climb up onto her shoulders.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's only going to give you another, what, like, six feet?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: At least I know if it's an option.
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  SPEAKER_00: What am I going to do?
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  Shoot an arrow up in the sky and then have it fall back down
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  and fucking just
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  SPEAKER_00: barrow into somebody's head?
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it'll hit that bird.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you could make a perception check from atop Deedle's shoulders.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're seeing...
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  SPEAKER_01: 22.
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  SPEAKER_01: A 22?
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  SPEAKER_03: You actually added your modifier that time.
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  SPEAKER_00: It does it based on feelings.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's all vibes.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is a very...
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  SPEAKER_03: The cavern you're coming from was a very large cavern,
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  SPEAKER_03: and this is a very tall ceiling.
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  SPEAKER_03: You still can't really see it.
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  SPEAKER_03: So that tells you it is...
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me see.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you have dark vision?
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  SPEAKER_00: I technically have blind sight, so I don't know that it would work.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't think it would work.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you know it is... Oh, you're exhausted.
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  SPEAKER_00: Technically...
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, is I supposed to be like... Disadvantaging?
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  SPEAKER_03: Two times your exhaustion... Ah!
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, the... Well, no.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me see, because this is 2014.
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  SPEAKER_03: Level 1, minus 2, d20, minus 5, feet to speed.
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  SPEAKER_03: Disvantage on ability checks.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, yes, technically... There's to be a disadvantage.
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  SPEAKER_03: But...
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll do that moving forward.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um... It's coming in waves.
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  SPEAKER_03: You,
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  SPEAKER_03: uh...
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  Cavern's at least 30 feet above you from standing atop Teetle's
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  shoulders,
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  SPEAKER_03: which means it's more than 40 feet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well... There's not much more forward.
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  SPEAKER_00: So it's either up or backwards.
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  I will say with that,
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  you do see a glimmer of light in the distance in front of you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ugh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't carve out a cave.
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  SPEAKER_00: That seems really difficult.
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  SPEAKER_00: And like a bad idea.
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  I've heard too many stories about people dying in caves because
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  they got stuck.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to get stuck.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't... I don't know... I don't know there's anything I can do here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, you have... Up, forward, or, uh, turn around.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it wider up?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, I assume I can kinda stick my arms out on either side since...
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  SPEAKER_03: Up is about the same.
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  Like,
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  it's jagged,
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  it's not smooth,
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  but it doesn't really change in width.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're not sure about forward,
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  SPEAKER_03: but if there's light coming in,
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  SPEAKER_03: it needs to be,
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  SPEAKER_03: like,
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  SPEAKER_03: somewhat open.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it also could be stuck.
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  SPEAKER_02: Does anyone have diamonds?
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  SPEAKER_03: Did you just ask for no?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did.
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  SPEAKER_01: I asked for dynamite.
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  SPEAKER_03: In normal game, do either of you have dynamite?
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  SPEAKER_02: Something explody?
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  SPEAKER_00: What a time to just have a lot of wealth.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't think anyone has anything exploding.
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  SPEAKER_00: If it's tight for me, there's no way Kraka is gonna fit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, just flat out.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's just not gonna fit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just as small as you, I think.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're short like me, but you're much, much rounder.
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  SPEAKER_02: Could we explode bullets?
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  SPEAKER_02: They have gunpowder in them, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, but I imagine it would be very small.
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  Actually,
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  technically,
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  Lala's sniper rifle with those bullets has the explosive
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  property.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not good at shooting.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean... I think you have to be bad for it to explode.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, everybody back to the safety of the cavern.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna set up some gunpowder.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's have a bad idea first thing in the game.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't... What?
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  SPEAKER_00: Mr. Belfast is a weapons builder.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure he can make us a pipe bomb with some gunpowder.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, good.
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  What?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, good.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, you're making a bomb in a cavern.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but like over there, we're going to stand back here.
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  SPEAKER_01: But we're underground.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  Well,
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  there's mushrooms in that room and it's basically an umbrella,
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  so it'll be fine.
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  And Joaquin just kind of puts his hands on his hips and then he
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  puts one hand,
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  his right hand on his temple and just kind of starts massaging
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  his temple.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he says,
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  SPEAKER_01: If I had a week, I don't think I could explain why that's a bad idea.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm hiding in one of the ruins.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good luck!
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  SPEAKER_03: So,
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  SPEAKER_03: Lala,
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  SPEAKER_03: what is it exactly that you would...
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  SPEAKER_03: How do you want to go about doing...
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  SPEAKER_03: Exploding the cave?
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  SPEAKER_02: We're going to use...
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  SPEAKER_03: a good bit of rope,
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  and then from the rope in the safe cavern to a line of
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  gunpowder that goes to a
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  SPEAKER_00: gunpowder bomb of some sort that I assume Mr.
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  Belfast should be able to put together for us with the
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  materials that we have.
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  SPEAKER_00: So it's a little bit Roadrunner cartoon.
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  With the line of gunpowder to light the bomb and the rope fuse
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  on both ends.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it'll work.
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  SPEAKER_00: It'll totally work.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we stand under the big mushroom.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that will protect us from any minor debris.
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  SPEAKER_03: Collectively, how many bullets do you all have?
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  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: Somebody else has my gun.
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  SPEAKER_00: Deedle's usually carrying it,
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  SPEAKER_00: so...
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  SPEAKER_02: I have 31 bullets for the Bad News gun,
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  SPEAKER_02: but I also have two bounty hunter handguns and two dueling pistols.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if there's bullets in them.
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  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: I guess Eonora's the only one that got trusted with the bullets.
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  SPEAKER_02: She let me have the gun, but she wouldn't let me have my bullets.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can't even carry the gun.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is irrelevant.
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  SPEAKER_02: Could she attempt to load the gun?
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  SPEAKER_02: Is she big enough to try?
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  SPEAKER_03: She can load it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you?
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  SPEAKER_02: A sniper takes a lot of effort, doesn't it?
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  SPEAKER_03: The bad news is a bolt action.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say, I don't have one of those...
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  SPEAKER_03: chimney-sweeping brushes to... No, it's a bolt-action rifle.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not a muzzleloader.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's the recoil part that's the problem.
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  SPEAKER_02: With the four guns, how do I check if they have ammo?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd say those guns... You unloaded all of the guns before you took them?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you kept the bullets.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, you did before you put them in your backpack.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then you kept the bullets.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I would say you have... The dueling pistols are not.
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  SPEAKER_03: The dueling pistols are ornate.
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  So the dueling pistols didn't have ammo in them,
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  but you found ammo with them.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'd say you probably have an additional... I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: Twelve bullets.
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  SPEAKER_03: Twelve bullets.
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  SPEAKER_03: Six for each of the dueling pistols.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then for the bounty hunter handguns, you probably have another 20.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's 63 bullets.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is that enough for a bomb, big fella?
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, don't you have weapons?
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  SPEAKER_00: You should have some gunpowder.
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  SPEAKER_00: She starts looking through Mr. Belfast's pockets.
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  SPEAKER_03: I...
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  SPEAKER_03: I use my sword, I don't use guns.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is highly suspicious, considering your vocation.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's in his pockets?
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  SPEAKER_00: What's in here?
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_03: Not much.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: He's got his sword,
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_03: he's got arrows for ammo,
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_03: he's got,
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: you know...
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_00: You keep arrows in your pockets?
• 23:14
  various cargo pants he's got various like odds and ends and
• 23:20
  things but he doesn't
• 23:21
  have anything of value you did find him in a prison cell he
• 23:34
  does uh yeah i i i
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_03: could probably uh
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: I could probably make you something, but you're gonna have to shoot it.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_03: We don't have enough gunpowder to make a gunpowder line.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Unless someone has something... flammable that we can soak rope in.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: What's... I have this.
• 23:53
  She pulls out her little vial of iridescent liquid that she
• 23:57
  gathered when they were
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_00: on the...
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_00: Was that from...
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_00: I forget where we were when we got it.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: I wanted to say the airship, but I don't think that's correct.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: a vial of iridescent liquid.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_03: It was not.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: That was from the Onyx Accord fault.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_02: Is it flammable?
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_00: Can we test it?
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_00: I will pour a little dot out on the floor and try to light it on fire.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_03: Does not take.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_02: Does anybody have oil?
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know if any of you have any alcohol.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_00: Kroka always has alcohol.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's on the ship.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: The tiny ship?
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: Would searing smite work?
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: Can you use Searing Smite on a ranged attack?
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think so.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, when you hit a creature with a melee weapon.
• 25:29
  If you would like to try to use it with a ranged attack,
• 25:32
  it would be an Arcana check.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_02: I could try that.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_02: If that's cool with everybody else.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's already a terrible idea.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_03: Try it.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_03: To understand the order of operations,
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: we're gonna have Mr.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_03: Belfast take however many bullets he needs,
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: build a bomb with gunpowder,
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: put it in the cavern,
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_00: Not on the floor,
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_00: though.
• 26:01
  We're gonna,
• 26:02
  like,
• 26:02
  hang it up on the wall,
• 26:03
  because I don't want it to blow up the floor.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_00: I want it to make the wall wider.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_03: And then we're gonna have Yenor attempt to cast Steering Smite.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: as a ranged attack at this bomb.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_00: While also standing under mushrooms to protect from falling debris.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: I picked my mushroom.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: Quick search.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_03: This is going to put me on a list.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_03: Lesson 423 and how to break your DM's brain.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: How much gunpowder is in a bullet?
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, I'm on a list now.
• 27:05
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• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 27:08
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• 27:09
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• 27:11
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• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: So, he would need
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_03: Probably 20 bullets.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_02: So I can just give him the bullets for the handguns?
• 28:01
  Because you said there was 20 in there,
• 28:03
  12 for the pistols,
• 28:06
  and then I got 31 for Bad News.
• 28:10
  If you give him the handgun ones,
• 28:13
  he would need an additional 10 from Bad News.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: Because the handgun ones will have less bullets.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 28:27
  And then you keep the dueling pistol bullets and you keep the
• 28:30
  rest of the batonier's bullets.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_03: So he's going to have to make a check.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_03: Huzzah!
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_03: Does anyone have a small vial?
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I can pour out what's in... this... thing.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_03: No one's kept a used potion bottle?
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, haven't really used too many potions.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_00: But I have three of these liquids.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure one... we can leave it on... on tier.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_03: If you would like to...
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_00: She just dumps out one of her...
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_00: she dumps out one of her iridescent liquids and gives it to him.
• 29:35
  He looks at it,
• 29:38
  takes some of his water skin,
• 29:39
  pours it in,
• 29:41
  splashes it around,
• 29:41
  and dumps it out.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_03: And it sizzles as he dumps it out.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sure, but it doesn't have that way to fire.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: And he pours some gunpowder.
• 30:00
  He pours,
• 30:01
  takes apart the bullets to get him,
• 30:02
  pours some gunpowder in there.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_03: That looks at it.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_03: It's cap on it.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: He pulls out, uh,
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_03: Another vial.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna make a second one just in case the first one doesn't work.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_03: Tops it off.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_03: Dumps it on the ground.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_03: Disassembles the rest of the bullets and pours it in.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_03: How far down do you want me to put the explosive?
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, I'll do it.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: I can get the furthest in.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_03: Don't drop it.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_00: And he hand you the... I'm a rogue.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_00: You'll get her and try to put it as far in as she can fit.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_03: So you end up shimmying your way back to where you were,
• 31:19
  where you could see the light and where you were trying to
• 31:21
  determine what was above
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_03: you?
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_03: There's not really any good ledges for a small vial, though.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to take some gum out of my backpack and chew it.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_00: And then stick it to the bomb, and then stick it to the wall.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_00: And go very very- That could be a lot of gum.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, it's like four pieces.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have you make a, uh... Chewing test!
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_03: Slight of hand tap.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: Check.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_03: This one is at disadvantage.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um... What?
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yay!
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: So 22, because you still get a minus 2 to all d20 checks.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_03: Still fine.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_03: You get it up and you're confident.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_03: Would you also like to place the second one?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_03: Would you also like to place the second one?
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll put it on the other wall.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: You need four more pieces of gum.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_00: I hope I have enough.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: You have like a whole pack.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_03: You're able to stick it down on the wall and then you make your way back.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_00: This isn't more for me.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_03: The rest of you see Lala come back and emerge out of... narrow part.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_03: Other than Yenor, everyone else position yourselves accordingly?
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I've been ready.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: you're a little uh sound like a bee yeah
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_00: going to hide and hide behind something.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_03: The animals come back.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Poppy's going to come over here.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_03: There, Poppy's going to go there.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_03: There's Belfast going to come here.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, you know where?
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_03: Lala has told you
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_03: How far down the cavern it is.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_03: What is your ranged weapon?
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_02: Just a bow.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_03: A bow?
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_03: So it's about... It's towards the end of your short range.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like 150 feet.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_03: So make an arcana check.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna hero point it.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: That's the d6, right?
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that was a waste.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_02: 19.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_03: You feel the burning holy energy imbue into your bow.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_03: I make attack roll. 24.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_03: Roll damage.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_02: Four.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_02: And then... Another, should I roll the fire damage?
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: Five.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_03: You all watch as Ynor fires this glowing...
• 36:54
  fiery normal arrow down this slot cavern you hear it hit
• 37:03
  something you hear the
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_03: glass it happens for a moment ah
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_03: She put both of them down there.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_03: That should have been much- The whole cavern rumbles.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_03: Some... Lagmites fall down from the ceiling.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_03: Make more cracks in the ground.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_03: You do see more light filtering through now.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_01: Is everybody alive?
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_00: How's the rumble stop?
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_03: Are we clear?
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_00: Let's go check damage.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yay!
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, we either did it or blocked off the entire thing.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_00: Let's go find out.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_03: Are you going to find out?
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_00: Going to find out.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_00: Obviously, some things have been dislodged.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_03: Make another investigation check with disadvantage.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is all the worst.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_03: So 17.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_03: Some of the holes are bigger.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_03: Crack.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: Avoidable?
• 39:36
  For the most part,
• 39:37
  some of them you've got to kind of do a wide step over.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: You keep going,
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: it starts getting narrow,
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_03: and then it gets to about where you put the explosives.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_03: There's no more wall there.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_03: It just kind of opens.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good thing.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_03: There's also no floor.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, goddammit.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_03: There's a floor like 30 feet across.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_00: I can shoot that far.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_00: I've got rope.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_02: Also, Joaquin can fly, right?
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure that you've ever seen Joaquin fly.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_01: Hover?
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like I remember him hovering,
• 40:50
  but I might also be thinking of a different character because
• 40:52
  my world is very
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_01: confused.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquin, have you
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_03: Have you defied gravity?
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_00: So you're trying to find a nice way to say it.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, say that again?
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_03: Have you defied gravity?
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_01: There's stairs here, aren't there?
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_03: There's what?
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_01: It looks like there's stairs over here.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, Lala's asking if you've flown or hovered before.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, I mean, figuratively, but no.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you kind of hovered over stuff with your shadow, right?
• 41:42
  I mean,
• 41:43
  that's more surfing,
• 41:44
  because,
• 41:44
  you know,
• 41:45
  and he looks at his shadow.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's a tool.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_01: It does what I need it to.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we sort of need to get over across, like, a 30-foot ravine...
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_00: About something like that.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't have any magic to transport everybody.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_01: The only thing would be just kind of do the shadow thing one at a time.
• 42:21
  I mean,
• 42:22
  as long as one person gets across,
• 42:24
  we can secure a rope and climb across on a rope.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_02: Send your shadow over there.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'll shoot an arrow over.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_02: I got rope.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: How far over is it?
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: 30 feet.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's about a 30 foot gap.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_01: Is there some dim light or darkness over there?
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's all dim light.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_01: I think I can do the thing then.
• 43:04
  is uh yeah yeah i think that's within shade warps uh yeah a
• 43:12
  place you can see
• 43:13
  within 30 feet yeah so then uh i kind of i walk over to the
• 43:21
  edge within that 30
• 43:23
  foot range i look at lala and then i look at the shadow and i
• 43:27
  say hurt her
• 43:28
  get over there and he snaps his fingers and when he does you'll
• 43:33
  see the shadow kind
• 43:35
  of like kind of collapse to like a small little black dot and
• 43:45
  disappear and then
• 43:46
  that black dot will appear 30 feet on the other side and take
• 43:51
  the form of the
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_01: shadow that's what you wanted right Lala
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_00: Now we need a bridge.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_03: What are you using for your bridge?
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to tie a rope to an arrow.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_00: God damn it.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to try again.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's even worse.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_02: One more time.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_03: Two and a one.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta get something.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_00: I can't shoot.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody... So that's a 13.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_03: Which is minus two.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_00: Lala holds up her rope.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_00: She keeps holding on to the other end and just hands it to anybody.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yenor looks closest.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: She'll just hand it to her.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking anybody but me.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_03: She's trying to shoot a rope across the cavern.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_03: She failed.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_02: Just a straight bow shot, right?
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_02: Do I also have a minus or no?
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_03: No, she's just exhausted.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's right.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: 19?
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_03: You're just trying to get it across.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's not a hard shot, but her, she just was like not arcing it right.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_03: It kept going down into the cavern and she got to pull it back up.
• 45:42
  And then it goes down in the cavern and she got to pull it back
• 45:45
  up and she just gave up.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yours sails across the cavern.
• 45:59
  Joaquim,
• 45:59
  you did not give your shadow any other command other than go
• 46:04
  over there.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_03: So the rope just lands on the other side and it's just sitting there.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: I look at Lala.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_01: What do you want him to do with it?
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_00: Secure it to something.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_00: Something sturdy.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, so I'm going to
• 46:28
  Are there any,
• 46:29
  like,
• 46:30
  the kind of outcroppings that he can,
• 46:33
  like,
• 46:33
  wedge it in between?
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_01: I can see through his eyes.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can see through his eyes.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_03: So then you make an investigation check.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_03: As yourself, but you're looking through the shadow's eyes.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I'm gonna... Can I reroll?
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have anything.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: I just gotta go with the 13.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_03: You don't feel confident in anything that you see.
• 47:16
  You see a couple spots that could work,
• 47:18
  but you're not sure how sturdy they are.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's up to you on whether or not you use one of these spots.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm gonna have him look
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_01: for the biggest one.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 47:30
  And I'm going to...
• 47:31
  I'll tell him...
• 47:34
  Jam that arrow in between the rocks over there.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_01: Make sure it's tight.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: It does so.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_01: Gives like a shadowy thumbs up.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_01: Can I actually...
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: Just to be safe,
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: since I don't really trust that investigation check,
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_01: can I do a shade warp where I switch places with it?
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_01: So then, Markeem's like, I don't know.
• 48:10
  He shoved the arrow in there,
• 48:11
  it's kind of in there,
• 48:12
  and then you swap places with him.
• 48:14
  So the rest of you see Joaquim turn into this miniaturized
• 48:19
  little black ball,
• 48:20
  and then vanishes.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: And in his place is the warbling shade.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: And you're now next to the arrow.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_03: Can I test it?
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_03: How do you test it?
• 48:44
  I'll put a hand on the rope if it's caught,
• 48:49
  if it gives any sort of slack.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, is someone holding it on the other side?
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_03: You just handed Yonora the rope and told her to fire the arrow.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: Lala, what's the rope on your side attached to?
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_02: Me, apparently.
• 49:08
  So yes,
• 49:09
  Joaquim,
• 49:09
  it would be somewhat taut,
• 49:10
  because Lala's holding the rope.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_03: However, as you tug on it a little bit, the arrow falls out of the wall.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_01: I look back at my shadow.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_01: I told you to make this, damn it.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_01: Can I then look, try and reattach it?
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_01: Is there something you can brace yourself off of and hold the rope,
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_01: kind of like how I did for you guys to get up the waterfall?
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_01: My dear, I am not strong.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't do that.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not all of us.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_01: At least one of us.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_01: And then once that person gets over there, we can assist.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: But, you know.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_01: You did not hear me.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't... Lifting things.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's for you, Noro.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_03: Are we trying to lift things?
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to secure something.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_03: Mr. Belfast puts down the potato sack.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_03: And kind of steps back a couple steps.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see if I still got it.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_03: He takes a running leap across the cavern.
• 50:40
  Kinda kicks off the wall as he jumps to give him a little extra
• 50:44
  propulsion.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_03: And he lands on the other side doing like a roll.
• 50:52
  He has got to stop doing cool shit and disgusting shit in the
• 50:56
  same breath.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_03: What disgusting shit did he do?
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_03: He just put the potato sack down.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I said in the same breath, but it was an exaggeration.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_01: The point being is the man's gross as fuck.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_00: And then he does shit like that.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_00: And my hormones are confused.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: Mr. Sue, you need some strength?
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_01: In this situation, yes.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_01: And he hands Mr. Belfast the rope and arrow.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_03: Here, I got a better idea.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_03: He draws his sword.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_03: And just drives it into some of the weaker rock.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_03: But drives it deep.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_03: He's got a greatsword.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_03: So it's embedded.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_03: He ties the rope around the hilt and the handle.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_03: A bunch.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like Lala, you feel it pull you a little bit as he is tying it.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_03: And then he shoves the arrow into where it was in the wall.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_03: And then he puts a hand on the hilt of his sword to kind of brace it.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_03: He says,
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_03: all right,
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: Mr.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_03: Sue,
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_03: you hold the piece of the rope between my sword and the arrow,
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_03: and I'm going to hold my sword,
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_03: and they should all get across here without a problem.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_00: And Lala,
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_00: like a sane person,
• 52:48
  will simply tie it around one of the rocks that is solidly
• 52:52
  attached to the floor.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_03: you're gonna have to make an investigation check to find one of those,
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_03: because you're in a narrow passageway that doesn't have a lot of those.
• 53:00
  Right,
• 53:00
  other people have to start doing things,
• 53:02
  because I'm too impaired for all this.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_03: You're the one holding the rope!
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_00: There are supposed to be two of those.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_03: Roll the second one.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_03: It says 17.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_03: You find a sufficient enough to kind of secure this end of the rope to.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_03: You're confident in its sturdiness.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_00: I am going to climb on Deedle's back and just hold on for dear life,
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_00: because I'm going to fall to my death if I try to do this by myself.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_03: Who is going across first, then?
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_03: Joachim's already over there.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_03: Your Deedle?
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_03: So it's a 30-foot gap.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_03: There's going to be three checks, one for every ten feet.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to have you make an... Am I going to disadvantage her?
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_00: Because I will go on my own.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to risk both our lives.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_03: No, because she's got a pretty good carrying capacity.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, cool.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 54:42
  I'd say because of your size difference and her strength,
• 54:46
  you won't disadvantage her.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_03: It makes the DC a little higher, but not too much.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle, make an athletics check.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's coming up yet.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so the one rolls.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_03: There it comes.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_03: Why is it rolling two of them?
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_00: First one didn't go.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's rolling 2d20.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_03: It's rolling at advantage.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it did.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_03: It rolled at advantage.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, the first one was a natural 20 anyway, so.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to say, because yours is plus 9, so that's 29.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_03: A natural 20 would count as two successes,
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_03: so you only have to make one more check,
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_03: but you kind of...
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_03: Carrying Lala is like carrying an extra backpack.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's not really too difficult,
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_03: so you kind of just get on the rope and start inching your way across.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_02: Across.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_03: And then just make another athletics check.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_03: Actual 20 made it significantly.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone gets an inspiration.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_03: Also.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_03: If it wants to roll your athletics check.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_03: Deal.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_02: Do your thing.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's thinking about it.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's a... That's a natural one.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm gonna definitely reroll my one.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_03: Your inspiration, go ahead and re-roll.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_00: Hittin' the button, but it's not doing the thing.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_00: There we go.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_00: Why did it roll twice again?
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_03: That's another natural 20.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_03: Your first dice was a 20.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_03: So everyone gets another inspiration back.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_03: You make it across...
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_03: No problem.
• 57:50
  Kind of like how you climbed the mast to the crow's nest and
• 57:53
  got all the sails down
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_03: and everything on,
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_03: uh,
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquim's old ship.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, you make this look effortless.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_00: We made it.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna put Lala down.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, Lala, you feel like you just rode a rollercoaster.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_00: Heck yeah.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_03: Puppy still has to come across.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'll go next.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_03: Puppy fish has to come across and the potato sack.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_03: So of those, Crocca, you're the only person left over on that side.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_02: Can he put the potato sack on Poppy?
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_01: How heavy is the potato sack?
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh,
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_03: also,
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_03: technically,
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yenor,
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_03: you're the one that shot the arrow,
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_03: so you're still over here,
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_03: too.
• 59:00
  So,
• 59:00
  yes,
• 59:00
  one of you two could put the potato sack on Poppy,
• 59:02
  but the girl is currently on Poppy.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_02: Poppy can carry, too.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_03: How heavy is the potato sack?
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_03: Could I wear him like a backpack?
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_03: It would disadvantage you.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_01: DM, did Dido roll another nat 20?
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she rolled two, so everyone, you should get another inspiration.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, shit.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I said she made it look entirely too easy.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_03: Poppy could carry the potato sack with the child.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_02: I can carry the puppy fish.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_03: Or you could try to have puppy fish.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_03: Make it itself across.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_02: What's at the bottom of it?
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_03: You can't see the bottom of it.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_02: Do we want to risk the puppy fish?
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_02: Is Lala confident in its abilities?
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_00: He's got four legs.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_00: I...
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_02: I can carry him over.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_00: Are you sure?
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_02: It should be fine.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's just a dog with a tail.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to hoist the potato sack onto Poppy.
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to tell the girl, you make sure you hold on to him real good.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_03: And she just kind of.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_03: Just don't even go all the gray across his torso.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_03: Like, she's here, sitting on the back of Poppy.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_03: You put the parasite in front of her and she's just leaned over it.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_02: Seatly draped.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna have Poppy fly over.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_03: Make an animal handling check.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, come on.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_03: She doesn't like tight spaces or being underground.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_02: That is a fair point.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_03: 21.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_03: She kind of gives you eyes and snaps her beak a little bit.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_02: You want to get out of here, right?
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_03: Gives you the eyes again.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_02: There's outside over there.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_02: Look at the light.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_03: She looks at the light.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_03: Then she does the charge up.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_03: She starts scratching her and then she wiggles out her feathers.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_03: Then...
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_02: Dramatic.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_03: Doors across.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_03: Lands.
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_03: You see her land on the other side.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_03: So now it's Crocca, Ynor, and Puppyfish.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_02: I want to pick up the Puppyfish.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_03: Are you carrying the Puppyfish and holding onto the rope?
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_02: Realistically, how much does Poppy Fish weigh?
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's currently the size of a wolf.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_02: A wolf?
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was a baby still.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna try to one-arm it like a toddler.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_03: Use the other arm to inchworm yourself across?
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_03: You're going to be at disadvantage.
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, can I?
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_02: No, hold on.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_02: Fireman carry.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_02: Could I fireman carry it?
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_02: Just like over the shoulders?
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_03: Unless you figure out a really,
• 1:03:08
  SPEAKER_03: really creative way to carry it,
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_03: you're going to be at disadvantage.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_02: I could tie it to me.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_02: I have rope.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_03: You could.
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to attempt that?
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_03: Make a sleight of hand check.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_01: I will help secure Puppyfish.
• 1:03:26
  So you can make a sleight of hand check,
• 1:03:28
  or Ynora can make it at advantage.
• 1:03:32
  Actually,
• 1:03:32
  Krakka,
• 1:03:33
  you can make one as well as Ynora,
• 1:03:35
  or Ynora can make it at advantage.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_02: Krakka, what's your sleight of hand?
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_01: Plus nine.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go ahead.
• 1:03:46
  One of our lovely viewers,
• 1:03:50
  bloodkill277,
• 1:03:51
  said to throw the potato sack over the ravine anyway.
• 1:03:55
  I explained that it was a person and he said to do it anyway,
• 1:03:59
  or they said to do it anyway.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_02: So he got a 30 20 and I got a 22.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_02: How do I have a plus three and I still got higher than you?
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_02: That's just impressive.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_03: Those are both good rolls, though.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_00: This man is going to wake up with an entire body of broken bones.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_03: Between the two of you,
• 1:04:34
  you feel very confident that the puppy fish is harnessed to you
• 1:04:39
  and your backpack.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'm baby-wearing this bitch.
• 1:04:45
  There's just the slime dripping down your back because puppy
• 1:04:49
  fish is slimy.
• 1:04:51
  If you don't behave your fishy self,
• 1:04:55
  I swear to God,
• 1:04:58
  you won't see water for a week.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_03: His tail starts wagging.
• 1:05:03
  SPEAKER_03: It can't hear Lala, because Lala's across the cavern.
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_03: So its tail starts just wagging a little bit,
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_03: so you feel its body start shaking,
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_03: so you're kind of going like this a little bit.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_03: You feel the tail flick across the back of your calf a little bit.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_02: The threat stands, whether he hears me or not.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_03: Kroka, you said you wanted to go next, though?
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Do you still want to go next,
• 1:05:34
  or do you want to wait for Yanora and Puppyfish to get across?
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'll wait now.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: They can go across until I can help if something happens from this side.
• 1:05:51
  SPEAKER_02: I shall cross them.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_03: Make an athletics check.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_02: That was almost a two.
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_02: I got a 22.
• 1:06:07
  SPEAKER_03: First leg goes well.
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_03: You start feeling slime drip down your arms now.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_03: Make another athletics check.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to inspiration it.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_02: Twelve.
• 1:06:29
  SPEAKER_03: Slime seeps between your hands.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 1:06:33
  and you flip upside down like a sloth hanging out of the rope
• 1:06:42
  on your end you see
• 1:06:46
  the rope get pulled more taut and you see her flip upside down
• 1:06:57
  and you hear a small
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_03: tink of the rock that the rope is tied to on your side
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone else, you hear Mr. Belfast go, Fuck!
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_03: And he just braces himself with the sword.
• 1:07:21
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, Mr. Su, show me what you got!
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_00: That's... That's mostly in his pants.
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_03: So, uh... Between Croca, Mr. Belfast, and Joaquin...
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_03: You all have to figure out something to do.
• 1:07:50
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was like a ting like it's starting to fray?
• 1:07:56
  SPEAKER_03: No, a ting like the rock is starting to crack.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that was on my side?
• 1:08:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, uh...
• 1:08:16
  Well,
• 1:08:17
  I instantly grab onto the rope for now while I try to figure
• 1:08:20
  out how to secure more.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_03: You don't hear any other cracking sounds,
• 1:08:31
  SPEAKER_03: so you sufficiently feel comfortable that it is more secure currently.
• 1:08:44
  SPEAKER_03: Wakeem, are you trying anything?
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_03: Are you gonna do anything?
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_01: Am I not just holding this rope with, uh... So fast?
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_03: You are.
• 1:09:02
  I wasn't sure if you wanted to try...
• 1:09:05
  Anything more than just stabilizing the rope.
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um... I mean...
• 1:09:16
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• 1:09:16
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• 1:09:18
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• 1:09:19
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• 1:09:22
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• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_01: I guess I would have my shadow assist me in holding on to this pier.
• 1:09:52
  SPEAKER_03: So your shadow is a shade or not strong?
• 1:09:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_01: And then I'll have it,
• 1:09:59
  SPEAKER_01: I guess,
• 1:10:00
  use a shade whip and kind of like whip one around the rope and
• 1:10:06
  then another around
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_01: me and then have it just anchor itself as much as possible.
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_03: Inor, the rope sag stops.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_02: Great.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_03: Make your last athletics check.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
• 1:10:32
  SPEAKER_02: I have to inspiration that.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Seventeen.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_03: Your heart's pounding.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_03: You feel your pulse in your ears.
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_03: There's some whimpering on your back.
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:10:52
  SPEAKER_03: You think it piddled.
• 1:10:55
  SPEAKER_02: Great.
• 1:10:56
  SPEAKER_03: You're upside down, though, so it just... That's so gross.
• 1:11:04
  SPEAKER_03: But you make it across.
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_03: Awesome.
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_03: Your friends help you.
• 1:11:09
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta flip yourself back up and get it.
• 1:11:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's only piddled a little bit.
• 1:11:18
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I think he peed on me.
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_03: Beefish's tail is between its legs and therefore between your legs.
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_03: So you just had this tail.
• 1:11:39
  SPEAKER_03: He got scared.
• 1:11:47
  SPEAKER_02: That was a really bad roll.
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_02: They were all pretty bad, honestly.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, it could have been worse.
• 1:11:53
  SPEAKER_02: That's fair.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_03: You could have fallen.
• 1:11:57
  You could have had a Shrek over the volcano situation with the
• 1:12:00
  road bridge.
• 1:12:06
  SPEAKER_03: You are across successfully.
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_02: Awesome.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_03: Braka.
• 1:12:15
  SPEAKER_03: You are last.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well,
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_01: I was going to attempt to try to slack rope across,
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_01: but I don't trust this rock over here now.
• 1:12:27
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm going to untie the rope from the rock.
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to tie the rope around me.
• 1:12:47
  interesting and uh are you going to parkour like mr belza i am
• 1:12:52
  going to attempt to
• 1:12:53
  because it looked so cool and i'm a monk so i think i can do it
• 1:12:59
  uh so yeah that's
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_03: why i'm gonna try to jump across and if not then uh you know hopefully uh
• 1:13:13
  The tension on the rope won't snap and you guys will be able to
• 1:13:17
  catch me and pull me up.
• 1:13:21
  Go ahead and make a...
• 1:13:25
  I'll give you,
• 1:13:26
  since you're a monk,
• 1:13:27
  athletics or acrobatics.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_03: Your choice. 24.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_03: So instead of using brute strength,
• 1:13:40
  SPEAKER_03: like taking a couple steps back and running and jumping off,
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_03: you,
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_03: because the walls are still somewhat close together,
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_03: kind of hop between the walls up high,
• 1:13:52
  and you use your momentum from hopping between the walls to
• 1:13:56
  then kick off at the
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_03: top higher up to get across.
• 1:14:03
  SPEAKER_03: And you're able to do so as you land on the other side and...
• 1:14:07
  SPEAKER_03: do a little roll.
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_03: Ta-da!
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_03: I made it.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'll watch as Kroc does the same thing that Mr. Belfast did.
• 1:14:25
  SPEAKER_02: Hello, clap.
• 1:14:36
  SPEAKER_03: The path is not so much a slot cave.
• 1:14:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's open on this side.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_03: One is over here.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_03: So now what are you all going to do?
• 1:14:57
  SPEAKER_03: You still see the light looks a little bigger in the distance.
• 1:15:08
  where's the light in front of you like the direction you were
• 1:15:13
  going I said like I
• 1:15:18
  pointed to the light and I said towards the light and I started
• 1:15:21
  like walking
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_01: towards continue to lead the march towards the light I guess like
• 1:15:39
  SPEAKER_03: You guys end up walking for a while.
• 1:15:43
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't feel like the light's getting any closer.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_01: Is the light source getting any bigger?
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_03: Not particularly.
• 1:16:27
  SPEAKER_03: You're just kinda following this path.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it looks like a path, so it's got to be a path, right?
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_01: When it comes to caves, I don't know.
• 1:16:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm trusting y'all.
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm better at sea than in the darkness in the caves.
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_03: You reach... a dead end.
• 1:17:25
  SPEAKER_03: Then where's the light coming from?
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_03: Above you.
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_02: Time to go up!
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_03: There is... no way up.
• 1:17:40
  SPEAKER_00: I hate tapes.
• 1:17:42
  SPEAKER_00: Taves are bullshit.
• 1:17:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um...
• 1:17:49
  SPEAKER_01: How high up is the light source or hole of Stork?
• 1:18:01
  SPEAKER_03: Looks like... It is... It's pretty high up there.
• 1:18:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'd say like... Somewhere between 60 and 100 feet.
• 1:18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Does anyone even know why we're in here anymore?
• 1:18:21
  SPEAKER_00: I have forgotten.
• 1:18:27
  SPEAKER_03: We came in here for a break and then got ambushed.
• 1:18:42
  SPEAKER_03: Why did we further go into the cavern and not follow
• 1:18:48
  SPEAKER_03: The other ones?
• 1:18:49
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:18:56
  There is no ladder or anything up to the hovered hole that the
• 1:19:04
  light is peeking through.
• 1:19:05
  SPEAKER_00: Send Poppy to fly up.
• 1:19:08
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody fly her up there.
• 1:19:10
  SPEAKER_00: See what it is.
• 1:19:19
  SPEAKER_03: Who wants to fly Poppy up there?
• 1:19:23
  SPEAKER_02: I can.
• 1:19:27
  SPEAKER_03: Do you leave Iris?
• 1:19:31
  SPEAKER_02: I would leave Iris in the potato sack there.
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:19:38
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, he's got a name.
• 1:19:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, potato sack.
• 1:19:42
  SPEAKER_03: Harold Phil-do.
• 1:19:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, right.
• 1:19:45
  SPEAKER_02: Harry Phil-do.
• 1:19:46
  SPEAKER_03: No, he...
• 1:19:50
  SPEAKER_02: Howard Rinaldo.
• 1:19:54
  SPEAKER_03: So you're gonna fly Poppy up?
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have enough rope just in case it's safe to send some down?
• 1:20:01
  SPEAKER_02: I got 50 feet.
• 1:20:05
  SPEAKER_03: Take my extra 100 feet just in case.
• 1:20:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take his.
• 1:20:11
  SPEAKER_03: So you have 150 feet of rope now?
• 1:20:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:20:15
  SPEAKER_03: You fly... This is...
• 1:20:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's not like an open-open,
• 1:20:22
  SPEAKER_03: so it's tight for her wings to flap up,
• 1:20:24
  SPEAKER_03: so it takes her a little bit to get you up there.
• 1:20:29
  SPEAKER_03: But she does eventually,
• 1:20:30
  SPEAKER_03: because she wants to get out and you get to the hole,
• 1:20:33
  SPEAKER_03: make an investigation check on the entrance,
• 1:20:39
  SPEAKER_03: or exit.
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_03: 30-20.
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_03: 30-20?
• 1:20:50
  It just seems like some old boards and then dirt covering to
• 1:20:59
  kind of conceal it.
• 1:21:04
  SPEAKER_02: Do I think I can stand on Poppy and try to smash him?
• 1:21:07
  SPEAKER_03: I mean Poppy can fly you up close enough for you to try and smash him.
• 1:21:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:21:14
  SPEAKER_03: Make an attack roll.
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was with Dawnbearer, but... 26.
• 1:21:27
  SPEAKER_03: What are you trying to smash him with?
• 1:21:31
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't know.
• 1:21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 1:21:34
  SPEAKER_03: I was going to say, you can't just punch him.
• 1:21:38
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you could.
• 1:21:38
  SPEAKER_03: It would hurt.
• 1:21:39
  SPEAKER_03: 12.
• 1:21:47
  SPEAKER_03: Break him open.
• 1:21:49
  SPEAKER_03: Sunlight.
• 1:21:50
  SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
• 1:21:52
  SPEAKER_03: And forest leaves.
• 1:21:55
  SPEAKER_02: Can I like poke my head out?
• 1:21:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:21:58
  SPEAKER_02: And see if it's safe?
• 1:22:00
  SPEAKER_03: Make a perception check.
• 1:22:09
  SPEAKER_02: Ten.
• 1:22:13
  SPEAKER_03: You're not in the swamp anymore.
• 1:22:14
  SPEAKER_03: It's not moist.
• 1:22:17
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 1:22:18
  SPEAKER_02: Should be safe.
• 1:22:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'll climb out with Poppy.
• 1:22:22
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you climb yourself out, and then she just fucking... Yep.
• 1:22:27
  SPEAKER_03: Stores.
• 1:22:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:22:31
  SPEAKER_03: With you on her back.
• 1:22:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_03: Storing around.
• 1:22:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna point to the hole.
• 1:22:39
  SPEAKER_02: You have to land now.
• 1:22:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna, like, smack her neck.
• 1:22:51
  SPEAKER_03: Grudgingly goes back down.
• 1:22:55
  SPEAKER_03: Drops you off next to the hole.
• 1:23:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you could be helpful and go back down and get the rest.
• 1:23:07
  SPEAKER_03: Walks at you and stomps your feet and then flaps back up into the air.
• 1:23:12
  SPEAKER_02: Lazy bird.
• 1:23:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to look for a tree to tie the roof off on.
• 1:23:21
  SPEAKER_03: There are plenty of trees.
• 1:23:23
  SPEAKER_02: I want to pick the dirtiest tree.
• 1:23:26
  SPEAKER_03: What are you going to do?
• 1:23:27
  SPEAKER_03: Just knock on all of them?
• 1:23:28
  SPEAKER_03: Put your ear up to them?
• 1:23:31
  SPEAKER_02: I want to find one that's so big I can't put my arms around it.
• 1:23:34
  SPEAKER_03: That's most of these trees.
• 1:23:36
  SPEAKER_02: Most of them?
• 1:23:37
  SPEAKER_03: At least around this hole, yeah.
• 1:23:39
  SPEAKER_02: I want to pick one that's a little further back from the hole.
• 1:23:43
  SPEAKER_03: You find one.
• 1:23:44
  SPEAKER_02: I tie it.
• 1:23:45
  SPEAKER_03: You tie the rope easily.
• 1:23:47
  SPEAKER_03: You need to make a couple knots and tie the two ropes together.
• 1:23:51
  SPEAKER_03: Then you walk back.
• 1:23:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's about 15 feet away from the hole.
• 1:23:55
  SPEAKER_03: 20 feet away from the hole.
• 1:23:56
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I still have 130?
• 1:23:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:23:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to yell, watch out!
• 1:24:02
  SPEAKER_02: And then I throw the rope down.
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_03: The rest of you watch as this rope just thuds at the bottom.
• 1:24:10
  There's a good,
• 1:24:12
  Krakka,
• 1:24:12
  there's a good 15 feet of rope just kind of coiled up at the
• 1:24:17
  bottom.
• 1:24:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's good.
• 1:24:23
  SPEAKER_01: That means we can tie the potato sack to it and pull him up.
• 1:24:31
  SPEAKER_03: This poor man.
• 1:24:33
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't have hands or feet.
• 1:24:36
  SPEAKER_02: He's fine.
• 1:24:37
  SPEAKER_03: He's mentally disturbed.
• 1:24:39
  SPEAKER_03: He cannot communicate.
• 1:24:40
  SPEAKER_02: He's not mentally disturbed.
• 1:24:42
  SPEAKER_02: He's fine.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_02: He's just not here right now.
• 1:24:45
  SPEAKER_03: Getting thrown around like a stack of vegetables.
• 1:24:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a potato sack.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_00: If I must remind everybody, he betrayed us.
• 1:24:57
  SPEAKER_00: There was betrayal.
• 1:25:03
  We could drop him in the water right now and we would not be in
• 1:25:07
  the wrong.
• 1:25:12
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, is there any certain reason why we're still carrying him around?
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yenor wanted to reform him.
• 1:25:20
  SPEAKER_00: Because we are the good guys.
• 1:25:29
  You try to tell somebody else that how well is that going to
• 1:25:31
  look when we're
• 1:25:32
  SPEAKER_01: carrying around a limbless body,
• 1:25:35
  SPEAKER_01: but yet we're good guys.
• 1:25:42
  SPEAKER_02: There was betrayal.
• 1:25:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying, but upwards, I guess.
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_03: I would say,
• 1:26:00
  SPEAKER_03: out over time,
• 1:26:01
  SPEAKER_03: uh,
• 1:26:01
  SPEAKER_03: who's,
• 1:26:02
  SPEAKER_03: well first,
• 1:26:02
  SPEAKER_03: who's tying the end of the rope to Mr.
• 1:26:10
  SPEAKER_03: Phildo?
• 1:26:17
  SPEAKER_00: I will do it.
• 1:26:18
  SPEAKER_03: And one of our viewers is voting to, uh, drop him.
• 1:26:22
  SPEAKER_03: To drop Mr. Phildo.
• 1:26:24
  SPEAKER_00: They get it.
• 1:26:25
  SPEAKER_00: They understand betrayal.
• 1:26:47
  SPEAKER_03: Is that for tying him?
• 1:26:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:26:49
  SPEAKER_03: I was going to say, you guys are able to tie him without a problem.
• 1:26:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 1:26:55
  SPEAKER_03: Between all of you down there.
• 1:26:57
  SPEAKER_00: Well, the way you asked me, it seems like somebody... Cool.
• 1:27:02
  SPEAKER_00: He's tied, and my failure means nothing.
• 1:27:05
  SPEAKER_03: Someone...
• 1:27:07
  SPEAKER_03: The only other person that needs help up...
• 1:27:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 1:27:10
  SPEAKER_03: there's two,
• 1:27:10
  SPEAKER_03: because Puppyfish needs help up,
• 1:27:13
  SPEAKER_03: and Iris needs help up.
• 1:27:25
  SPEAKER_03: Iris can't climb the rope by herself.
• 1:27:36
  SPEAKER_00: I can help no one because I suck.
• 1:27:39
  SPEAKER_00: I need a nap.
• 1:27:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'd say either Krakka or Deedle could probably carry Iris.
• 1:27:53
  SPEAKER_03: A puppy fish, I'm not sure of.
• 1:28:04
  SPEAKER_03: It will take some time,
• 1:28:06
  SPEAKER_03: but you all do make your way up the rope into this opening in the forest.
• 1:28:20
  You know where you watch as your friends start coming out of
• 1:28:23
  the hole one by one.
• 1:28:25
  SPEAKER_03: Iris comes out.
• 1:28:26
  SPEAKER_03: Thesson flops his happy ass back onto your shoulder.
• 1:28:31
  SPEAKER_03: And then there's Mr. Phil, though, still at the bottom of the hole.
• 1:28:56
  SPEAKER_02: For the record, blood kill 277.
• 1:28:59
  SPEAKER_02: We should not drop him.
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a cop.
• 1:29:03
  SPEAKER_02: We can't do that.
• 1:29:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's murder.
• 1:29:05
  SPEAKER_03: Are we just pulling him up on the rope?
• 1:29:18
  SPEAKER_02: Arm over arm, maybe.
• 1:29:19
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it takes some time.
• 1:29:25
  make a uh one of you may not happen purposefully it may happen
• 1:29:36
  accidentally this
• 1:29:37
  rope has gone through a lot there's some slime on it there's
• 1:29:40
  cave shit on it one of
• 1:29:45
  SPEAKER_03: you whoever would be helping pull this rope up make a
• 1:29:55
  SPEAKER_03: to do for a rope.
• 1:29:58
  SPEAKER_03: Now, wouldn't it be sleight of hand?
• 1:30:00
  SPEAKER_03: You've done a lot of athletics.
• 1:30:02
  SPEAKER_02: Strength?
• 1:30:04
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's basically just athletics.
• 1:30:08
  SPEAKER_03: Survival!
• 1:30:09
  SPEAKER_03: Make a survival check.
• 1:30:11
  SPEAKER_03: One of you make a survival check.
• 1:30:14
  SPEAKER_02: Is anybody else pulling it, or is it just me?
• 1:30:16
  SPEAKER_00: That would help.
• 1:30:24
  SPEAKER_00: I can do nothing.
• 1:30:25
  SPEAKER_00: I fuck up everything I touch right now.
• 1:30:31
  SPEAKER_02: So if D helps me.
• 1:30:34
  So one of you can make a survival check or one of you can make
• 1:30:37
  a survival check
• 1:30:38
  SPEAKER_03: with advantage or you can each make one independently.
• 1:30:42
  SPEAKER_02: What's your survival?
• 1:30:54
  SPEAKER_02: I think I heard plus four.
• 1:31:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:31:06
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, we can both do one then.
• 1:31:09
  SPEAKER_02: All right, go ahead.
• 1:31:11
  SPEAKER_02: I got a natural 20.
• 1:31:13
  SPEAKER_03: Deal, go ahead and roll a survival check.
• 1:31:19
  SPEAKER_03: Natural 20 so everyone gets an inspiration.
• 1:31:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's coming through now.
• 1:31:36
  SPEAKER_03: 22.
• 1:31:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:31:41
  SPEAKER_03: You're pulling the rope up, pulling it up.
• 1:31:44
  SPEAKER_03: You got it about a third of the way up.
• 1:31:48
  SPEAKER_03: I need you to make another survival check.
• 1:32:00
  SPEAKER_02: I can do better than that.
• 1:32:05
  SPEAKER_02: 18.
• 1:32:06
  SPEAKER_03: And D, D will make another survival check.
• 1:32:13
  SPEAKER_00: It's getting a little tougher now.
• 1:32:26
  SPEAKER_03: D, the background noise is coming through a little bit.
• 1:32:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's getting a little tougher now.
• 1:32:32
  SPEAKER_03: The rope's starting to fray a bit as you're pulling it up over the hole.
• 1:32:39
  SPEAKER_03: But you get him up another third of the way.
• 1:32:47
  SPEAKER_03: One more survival check from each of you.
• 1:32:50
  SPEAKER_02: I can't.
• 1:32:55
  SPEAKER_02: I can't fix the 13.
• 1:32:57
  SPEAKER_02: I just used my thing.
• 1:33:01
  SPEAKER_03: 13D, make a survival check for Deedle.
• 1:33:19
  SPEAKER_02: Combined, that's a dirty 20.
• 1:33:20
  SPEAKER_00: We'll re-roll that one.
• 1:33:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, go ahead and re-roll.
• 1:33:32
  SPEAKER_00: They're being so dumb tonight.
• 1:33:38
  Good boy.
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_00: Green is better than 13.
• 1:34:02
  SPEAKER_02: The DMs rolling physical dice.
• 1:34:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's never a good sign.
• 1:34:05
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody want to help us?
• 1:34:12
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody that is not... Deedle and Yanor roll a D100.
• 1:34:22
  SPEAKER_03: So that would be Lala, Joaquim, or Kraka.
• 1:34:24
  SPEAKER_03: One of you roll a D100.
• 1:34:25
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Kraka got it.
• 1:34:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if that's good or not.
• 1:34:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's an even number.
• 1:34:36
  SPEAKER_02: That means it's good, right?
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_03: Is that how that works?
• 1:34:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:34:39
  SPEAKER_03: I also rolled an even number.
• 1:34:40
  SPEAKER_02: It cancels out.
• 1:34:44
  SPEAKER_02: The rope is fine.
• 1:34:45
  SPEAKER_02: Magic.
• 1:34:47
  SPEAKER_03: You get him up all the way.
• 1:34:52
  SPEAKER_03: And as you grab his person, the rope snaps.
• 1:35:04
  SPEAKER_02: Can I just, like, grip him?
• 1:35:07
  SPEAKER_03: You got him.
• 1:35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:35:11
  SPEAKER_03: So, probably about 25 feet of rope, it's trash now.
• 1:35:19
  SPEAKER_02: We had 150.
• 1:35:20
  SPEAKER_02: Krakou can have his 100 back.
• 1:35:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take the busted rope.
• 1:35:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um, well...
• 1:35:32
  SPEAKER_03: 100 of it was hemp and 50 of it was silk.
• 1:35:36
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm sure the destroyed portion is probably silk.
• 1:35:39
  SPEAKER_03: That would make sense.
• 1:35:44
  SPEAKER_03: So that would be my 50 feet.
• 1:35:50
  SPEAKER_03: So you still have your 50 feet of rope.
• 1:35:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:36:08
  SPEAKER_03: That was a close one.
• 1:36:13
  SPEAKER_03: Mr. Phil, though, almost died.
• 1:36:14
  SPEAKER_02: We have healing.
• 1:36:22
  SPEAKER_00: We're really going to have to stock up on rope after this group.
• 1:36:30
  SPEAKER_03: You are all up on the surface now.
• 1:36:32
  SPEAKER_03: What is it that you are doing?
• 1:36:38
  SPEAKER_00: Keeping a tally of my invoice for Belfast.
• 1:36:42
  All the shit he's going to need to replace on this ridiculous
• 1:36:46
  adventure to
• 1:36:47
  SPEAKER_00: somewhere that is supposed to be his,
• 1:36:50
  SPEAKER_00: but he does not even know how to get there.
• 1:36:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go ask Belfast where we're going now.
• 1:36:57
  SPEAKER_02: Also, where the hell is Zara now?
• 1:37:01
  SPEAKER_03: She took a different path.
• 1:37:04
  SPEAKER_02: Where the hell is Zara and that damned rabbit?
• 1:37:06
  SPEAKER_03: They're probably there by now.
• 1:37:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's, uh... We actually popped out close by.
• 1:37:15
  SPEAKER_03: This little detour took us out of the swamp,
• 1:37:17
  SPEAKER_03: so we're...
• 1:37:18
  SPEAKER_03: We just gotta go this way,
• 1:37:20
  SPEAKER_03: and he points off in,
• 1:37:21
  SPEAKER_03: like,
• 1:37:23
  SPEAKER_03: north-north-west direction.
• 1:37:29
  SPEAKER_02: How long do you think it'll take?
• 1:37:31
  Lovely little detour through the death swamp underground in the
• 1:37:34
  cave systems.
• 1:37:36
  SPEAKER_03: We could get there by the end of the day if we're quick.
• 1:37:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't suppose you know where that cave lets out for Zara.
• 1:37:45
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't know there was another...
• 1:37:46
  SPEAKER_03: I've never taken that cave because I didn't know this came up here.
• 1:37:52
  SPEAKER_02: You should really know your locations better.
• 1:37:54
  SPEAKER_03: Now let's see if this loads for everyone.
• 1:38:02
  SPEAKER_03: If not, I have a backup.
• 1:38:07
  SPEAKER_02: While we wait for that to load,
• 1:38:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna put Harry Dildo and the little girl on the back of Poppy.
• 1:38:18
  You're definitely on a list as well now for putting those two
• 1:38:22
  things in the same grid.
• 1:38:23
  SPEAKER_02: That's a really fair point.
• 1:38:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's a bad combo.
• 1:38:32
  SPEAKER_03: As we approach this new area, we're going to take our break.
• 1:38:38
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you all thus far for tuning in for the chaos and the shenanigans.
• 1:38:43
  SPEAKER_03: Apologies to Bloodkill277 for the potato sack not falling.
• 1:38:52
  SPEAKER_02: He was begging.
• 1:38:53
  SPEAKER_02: But...
• 1:38:56
  SPEAKER_03: We will be back here momentarily to see what happens next.
• 1:39:01
  SPEAKER_03: There's always a chance that the potato sack falls off Poppy.
• 1:39:06
  SPEAKER_02: If it happens, we blame Iris.
• 1:39:08
  SPEAKER_00: There's always a chance we might cut someone's hands off.
• 1:39:11
  SPEAKER_02: Mr. Belfast is looking real handless right now.
• 1:39:17
  SPEAKER_02: Can we leave him one hand so he can still use his sword?
• 1:39:21
  SPEAKER_03: He needs two hands.
• 1:39:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's a great sword.
• 1:39:24
  SPEAKER_02: He's got another thing somewhere.
• 1:39:25
  SPEAKER_02: I've got a dagger.
• 1:39:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's fair.
• 1:39:29
  SPEAKER_02: He's a weapons guy.
• 1:39:30
  SPEAKER_02: He could probably make himself a hand.
• 1:39:33
  SPEAKER_02: He can make himself a hand that turns into a sword.
• 1:39:36
  SPEAKER_02: He's got the money.
• 1:39:38
  We're going to go on break now,
• 1:39:39
  and we will continue this when we are back.
• 1:39:42
  SPEAKER_02: Artificer stuff.
• 1:39:48
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  SPEAKER_03: Without further ado, let's get back to the adventure.
• 1:40:16
  SPEAKER_03: We are back.
• 1:40:20
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you for sticking with us.
• 1:40:22
  We're going to hop back in right where we left off after our
• 1:40:25
  group of investigators
• 1:40:27
  SPEAKER_03: made their way through the detour of an underground cavern system.
• 1:40:35
  SPEAKER_03: Had some shenanigans,
• 1:40:36
  had to make their way across a ravine that they created and
• 1:40:40
  then up through a
• 1:40:44
  SPEAKER_03: ground porthole,
• 1:40:44
  SPEAKER_03: if you will.
• 1:40:48
  SPEAKER_03: They find themselves in a
• 1:40:51
  SPEAKER_03: forest.
• 1:40:53
  SPEAKER_03: Not a swamp forest, a normal forest.
• 1:41:06
  SPEAKER_03: Are we still following Mr. Belfast's lead?
• 1:41:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he said northwest, correct?
• 1:41:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, north-northwest.
• 1:41:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, some lead.
• 1:41:25
  SPEAKER_01: Some lead is better than no lead.
• 1:41:28
  SPEAKER_01: And I start walking northwest.
• 1:41:33
  SPEAKER_03: We're definitely getting close.
• 1:41:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's around here somewhere.
• 1:41:40
  SPEAKER_03: Under one of these rocks, maybe?
• 1:41:41
  SPEAKER_00: A facility under a rock.
• 1:41:45
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 1:41:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's hidden.
• 1:41:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's hidden.
• 1:41:53
  SPEAKER_01: Well, obviously, but the whole thing can't be under rock.
• 1:41:57
  SPEAKER_03: Being underground.
• 1:42:02
  SPEAKER_03: A door.
• 1:42:04
  SPEAKER_00: Door.
• 1:42:05
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 1:42:15
  SPEAKER_03: Which one of you has the highest passive perception?
• 1:42:30
  SPEAKER_01: Me, I think.
• 1:42:31
  SPEAKER_01: I got 18.
• 1:42:31
  SPEAKER_03: Unless anyone has higher than an 18.
• 1:42:36
  SPEAKER_00: Nope, I only have an 8.
• 1:42:42
  SPEAKER_00: I do not, but I have a weird question.
• 1:42:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:42:50
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I should wait, but I don't know.
• 1:42:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's not like a real thing, but I wondered...
• 1:43:00
  If my psionic abilities would give me any sort of indication of
• 1:43:08
  like hearing other
• 1:43:11
  SPEAKER_00: brains around.
• 1:43:18
  SPEAKER_00: One assumes that if there's a warehouse, somebody's like manning it.
• 1:43:31
  SPEAKER_00: That's meanness.
• 1:43:32
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 1:43:33
  SPEAKER_00: Never mind.
• 1:43:34
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 1:43:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a real thing.
• 1:43:39
  SPEAKER_00: That would just be crazy.
• 1:43:40
  SPEAKER_03: I am already... You're... If you were a different class... Then yes.
• 1:43:55
  SPEAKER_03: I would say there would be a potential for you to tap into...
• 1:44:04
  SPEAKER_03: minds around you, but you're a rogue.
• 1:44:09
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to say no.
• 1:44:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:44:13
  SPEAKER_03: Not this present moment at the very least.
• 1:44:33
  SPEAKER_03: Just using physical dice to roll.
• 1:44:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:45:00
  SPEAKER_03: I think we're lost.
• 1:45:10
  SPEAKER_03: Unless the trees can move.
• 1:45:18
  SPEAKER_01: How do you mean we're lost?
• 1:45:25
  SPEAKER_01: This is your spot, is it not?
• 1:45:31
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's got to be here somewhere.
• 1:45:33
  SPEAKER_01: He's just like standing there toe-tapping
• 1:45:41
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah,
• 1:45:44
  SPEAKER_01: I've got my detect magic going,
• 1:45:45
  SPEAKER_01: so just in case anything untoward starts moving in our direction.
• 1:45:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yanor, what do you have up that I have an aura on for you?
• 1:46:01
  SPEAKER_03: Just the light of your sword.
• 1:46:10
  SPEAKER_02: It could be Divine Sense.
• 1:46:14
  SPEAKER_03: There's a 20 foot and 20 foot.
• 1:46:19
  SPEAKER_02: Neither, because I have 60 feet for that.
• 1:46:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so it's not Divine Sense.
• 1:46:24
  SPEAKER_03: You have an aura for something.
• 1:46:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm turning it off because I don't remember what it was for.
• 1:46:28
  SPEAKER_02: Did I cast Sacred Weapon?
• 1:46:29
  SPEAKER_02: Because that's Bright Light for 20 feet and Dim Light for 20 feet.
• 1:46:34
  SPEAKER_03: That would probably be what it is.
• 1:46:37
  SPEAKER_03: How long does that last?
• 1:46:39
  SPEAKER_02: For one minute.
• 1:46:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so that's gone anyway.
• 1:46:55
  SPEAKER_01: So,
• 1:46:55
  SPEAKER_01: are you saying we're lost,
• 1:46:57
  SPEAKER_01: or that your third place is around here,
• 1:47:02
  SPEAKER_01: you just forgot where you put the doorknob?
• 1:47:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's around here somewhere.
• 1:47:21
  SPEAKER_03: I just can't find it at the moment.
• 1:47:38
  SPEAKER_01: What are we looking for exactly?
• 1:47:48
  SPEAKER_03: As you're having this conversation,
• 1:47:50
  SPEAKER_03: Krakka,
• 1:47:53
  SPEAKER_03: a net comes out from the tree line and gets around you.
• 1:48:08
  SPEAKER_03: You are, for the moment, restrained.
• 1:48:20
  SPEAKER_03: At the same time, you, Yanor, a net soared over your shoulder.
• 1:48:40
  SPEAKER_02: From which direction?
• 1:48:42
  SPEAKER_03: So, Krakka, yours came from the south.
• 1:48:48
  SPEAKER_03: You know where yours came from, like, the north.
• 1:48:55
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, everybody.
• 1:48:56
  SPEAKER_01: A little help would be nice, too.
• 1:49:20
  SPEAKER_03: I will help.
• 1:49:21
  Same.
• 1:49:25
  SPEAKER_03: So you go over to the net.
• 1:49:32
  SPEAKER_03: You see it's attached to a rope.
• 1:49:36
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's not just a net, it's a net that's attached to a rope.
• 1:49:39
  SPEAKER_03: The one that Pala got trapped with before.
• 1:49:42
  SPEAKER_01: And I will cut that piece first.
• 1:49:45
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was just going to cut this shit to ribbons.
• 1:49:54
  SPEAKER_03: It takes you a second to edit.
• 1:50:02
  SPEAKER_02: Where is... What's his name?
• 1:50:06
  SPEAKER_02: Big guy.
• 1:50:09
  SPEAKER_03: He's in front of you right here.
• 1:50:11
  SPEAKER_02: This one?
• 1:50:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:50:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:50:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to ask him if he knows who lives here.
• 1:50:25
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, no one, but we all have bounties on our heads.
• 1:50:30
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 1:50:32
  SPEAKER_02: I thought other people weren't supposed to know about this place.
• 1:50:38
  SPEAKER_03: Not about this place, but if they're tracking us.
• 1:50:45
  SPEAKER_02: Can I insight him?
• 1:50:46
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 1:50:47
  SPEAKER_01: And they would have known that we would have came out of all.
• 1:50:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:50:54
  SPEAKER_01: Some good trackers.
• 1:50:59
  SPEAKER_03: 30, 20.
• 1:50:59
  SPEAKER_03: 30, 20.
• 1:51:01
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:51:14
  SPEAKER_03: He's being truthful.
• 1:51:15
  I mean,
• 1:51:16
  the last cave got caved in because there were people outside of
• 1:51:19
  it told to loop around.
• 1:51:23
  SPEAKER_03: It's
• 1:51:25
  SPEAKER_03: possible they could just be fanning out through the whole forest.
• 1:51:27
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know how many bounty hunters that were on your tail.
• 1:51:32
  SPEAKER_03: One also got away.
• 1:51:35
  SPEAKER_02: If we don't find this place soon, we are eating him.
• 1:51:41
  SPEAKER_03: See?
• 1:51:42
  SPEAKER_03: Why don't you start with the limbless one?
• 1:51:46
  Because he's not the one dragging us around an island full of
• 1:51:51
  caves and bounty
• 1:51:52
  SPEAKER_00: hunters and bullshit!
• 1:51:54
  SPEAKER_03: This isn't an island.
• 1:51:57
  SPEAKER_02: For the record, cannibalism is very, very bad.
• 1:51:59
  SPEAKER_02: You usually end up with some kind of parasite in the brain.
• 1:52:04
  SPEAKER_02: Let's not do that.
• 1:52:05
  SPEAKER_01: Ions, don't eat the brain.
• 1:52:08
  SPEAKER_01: I had no intention because I'm not sure there's one in there.
• 1:52:15
  SPEAKER_02: We really should not commit cannibalism.
• 1:52:19
  SPEAKER_02: I understand that you're mad.
• 1:52:23
  SPEAKER_02: We can put him on trial.
• 1:52:26
  SPEAKER_01: I am beginning to be very suspect that he is full of it.
• 1:52:31
  SPEAKER_02: What, you think he's got a tracker on it?
• 1:52:35
  SPEAKER_02: Or something.
• 1:52:37
  SPEAKER_03: Make a, uh... You hear a very familiar sound, so make a history check.
• 1:52:51
  SPEAKER_02: Do I have an inspiration?
• 1:52:53
  SPEAKER_02: think I have an inspiration.
• 1:52:56
  SPEAKER_02: I do not.
• 1:52:57
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
• 1:52:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
• 1:53:00
  SPEAKER_03: You don't get in early, so warning.
• 1:53:02
  Well...
• 1:53:15
  Belfast already had his sword out and parries an arm blade
• 1:53:18
  right next to the face.
• 1:53:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's the power armor, dude.
• 1:53:23
  SPEAKER_03: It's a power armor dude.
• 1:53:27
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck this guy.
• 1:53:27
  SPEAKER_03: I finally caught up with you folks.
• 1:53:32
  SPEAKER_03: Locking me out of that cave.
• 1:53:36
  SPEAKER_03: We heard an explosion down there.
• 1:53:38
  SPEAKER_03: We thought someone might be coming through.
• 1:53:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you got us.
• 1:53:55
  SPEAKER_03: One is going to have to roll.
• 1:53:57
  SPEAKER_00: We should just push them down in it.
• 1:54:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's my worst initiative roll ever.
• 1:54:26
  SPEAKER_03: So Mr. Fildo's not in this.
• 1:54:31
  SPEAKER_03: What are we doing with the animals?
• 1:54:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, nice fort.
• 1:54:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sending them away.
• 1:54:44
  SPEAKER_03: Now that would be this group and Puppyfish will go away.
• 1:55:26
  SPEAKER_03: So just as you get,
• 1:55:30
  SPEAKER_03: Lala,
• 1:55:30
  SPEAKER_03: you and Joaquim get Krakka out of the net,
• 1:55:36
  SPEAKER_03: so Krakka,
• 1:55:36
  SPEAKER_03: you are no longer restrained,
• 1:55:41
  SPEAKER_03: a group of people emerge from the treeline.
• 1:55:54
  SPEAKER_03: As the armored individual with the arm blade gets parried by Mr.
• 1:55:59
  SPEAKER_03: Belfast,
• 1:56:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yenor sends the animals to safety.
• 1:56:17
  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately, the bounty hunters go first.
• 1:56:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:56:24
  SPEAKER_03: So this one is going to make his attacks against Mr. Belfast.
• 1:56:28
  SPEAKER_03: So he's just going to do three arm blade attacks.
• 1:56:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's two 23s and a 28.
• 1:56:57
  SPEAKER_03: Three of those hit Mr. Belfast.
• 1:57:03
  SPEAKER_03: Twenty-five... Twenty... Twenty-six.
• 1:57:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:57:27
  SPEAKER_03: The one that shot at you,
• 1:57:29
  SPEAKER_03: Ynor,
• 1:57:33
  SPEAKER_03: is wielding two light hammers,
• 1:57:41
  SPEAKER_03: and is going to leap out of the trees at you and make two strikes at you,
• 1:57:47
  SPEAKER_03: one with each light hammer.
• 1:57:54
  SPEAKER_03: Would be a
• 1:57:57
  SPEAKER_03: 14 and a 12.
• 1:58:01
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:58:03
  SPEAKER_03: So those both miss.
• 1:58:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's not going to do anything else.
• 1:58:10
  SPEAKER_03: The next one is going to lunge at you, Krakka, out of the trees.
• 1:58:17
  SPEAKER_03: This one is wielding dual sickles.
• 1:58:23
  SPEAKER_03: It's going to make two strikes at you.
• 1:58:28
  SPEAKER_03: So that is going to be a 17 and an 18.
• 1:58:31
  SPEAKER_01: They both miss.
• 1:58:41
  SPEAKER_03: So both of you,
• 1:58:43
  SPEAKER_03: having been prepared from having that shot,
• 1:58:45
  SPEAKER_03: you just kind of dodge out of the way of these strikes.
• 1:58:51
  SPEAKER_03: And then we go to your turn, Krakka.
• 1:59:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm just going to unload on this guy.
• 1:59:10
  SPEAKER_03: There they are.
• 1:59:36
  SPEAKER_03: 24?
• 1:59:36
  SPEAKER_03: 24 hits.
• 1:59:37
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 1:59:45
  SPEAKER_03: One damage.
• 1:59:57
  SPEAKER_03: So hits.
• 1:59:59
  SPEAKER_03: I'm also going to add a stunning strike to this attack.
• 2:00:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so go ahead and roll your damage.
• 2:00:04
  SPEAKER_03: And I will make a... Constitution saving throw?
• 2:00:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:00:19
  SPEAKER_03: Will be a 15.
• 2:00:29
  SPEAKER_03: Your stunning strike DC is.
• 2:00:29
  SPEAKER_03: Uh...
• 2:00:38
  SPEAKER_03: I forget where it's at.
• 2:00:39
  SPEAKER_03: Get all the way at the bottom of your actions.
• 2:00:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's a 16, so he failed.
• 2:00:49
  SPEAKER_03: He is done until your next turn or something.
• 2:01:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the end of your next turn.
• 2:01:02
  SPEAKER_03: So that one's done.
• 2:01:05
  SPEAKER_01: So then I'm going to use
• 2:01:09
  Fury of Blows and run over to the guy next to Mr.
• 2:01:20
  Belfast and hit him with the Fury of Blows.
• 2:01:30
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and make your first strike against him.
• 2:01:42
  SPEAKER_03: uh hero point go ahead and roll d6 the two so that makes it an 18.
• 2:01:52
  SPEAKER_03: an 18 misses go ahead and make your second strike that's a 25.
• 2:02:00
  SPEAKER_03: 25 hits go ahead and roll damage
• 2:02:13
  SPEAKER_03: And that'd be 10?
• 2:02:18
  SPEAKER_03: Would sneak attack be on any of those?
• 2:02:23
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot about that when I hit the first guy.
• 2:02:28
  Sneak attack would have been on the...
• 2:02:32
  Let me look at sneak attacks for me.
• 2:02:33
  SPEAKER_03: I believe it's on your first strike on your turn.
• 2:02:37
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think you can choose to add it.
• 2:02:41
  SPEAKER_03: But I might be wrong.
• 2:02:47
  SPEAKER_03: No,
• 2:02:47
  SPEAKER_03: it just says once per turn,
• 2:02:49
  SPEAKER_03: so you can choose to add sneak attack to this strike,
• 2:02:55
  SPEAKER_03: if you would like.
• 2:02:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this guy.
• 2:02:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:02:58
  SPEAKER_03: So go ahead and roll your sneak attack damage.
• 2:03:00
  SPEAKER_01: An extra four.
• 2:03:16
  SPEAKER_03: His armor is hard.
• 2:03:19
  SPEAKER_03: Your damage isn't quite as high as you're used to it being.
• 2:03:28
  SPEAKER_03: But he took some damage.
• 2:03:36
  SPEAKER_03: And then I'll step off over here.
• 2:03:41
  SPEAKER_03: Can I do anything else?
• 2:03:44
  SPEAKER_03: Nope, I'm just gonna try to
• 2:03:46
  SPEAKER_03: Basically try to piss them off and have them come after me.
• 2:03:49
  SPEAKER_03: So, I'm trying to pull them away from the crowd.
• 2:04:01
  SPEAKER_03: At the end of your turn, it's going to use a legendary action.
• 2:04:07
  SPEAKER_03: It is going to... make an attack.
• 2:04:19
  SPEAKER_03: What are we gonna do?
• 2:04:20
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone in that cone needs to make a dexterity saving throw. 26.
• 2:04:48
  SPEAKER_00: Is... my... exhaustion... dis... dis... words... No.
• 2:04:57
  SPEAKER_03: It does not... It's only disadvantage for ability checks.
• 2:05:00
  SPEAKER_00: Only ability checks.
• 2:05:01
  SPEAKER_00: Cool.
• 2:05:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:05:02
  SPEAKER_00: And then, uh, Ynor's sword bonus.
• 2:05:05
  SPEAKER_00: Does that count towards this?
• 2:05:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:05:08
  SPEAKER_02: So I would have a 30 then.
• 2:05:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:05:10
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone gets a plus 4 to whatever you roll.
• 2:05:14
  SPEAKER_01: And then I got a 21.
• 2:05:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:05:23
  SPEAKER_03: A 24.
• 2:05:25
  SPEAKER_03: And then, uh, Joachim, I need you to make one for your shadow.
• 2:05:30
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, yeah.
• 2:05:31
  SPEAKER_03: And I need one from Deedle.
• 2:05:37
  SPEAKER_03: And actually, this guy's got to make one, too.
• 2:05:40
  SPEAKER_03: He's got a plus five, so we'll roll a d20.
• 2:05:43
  SPEAKER_01: That's the wrong one.
• 2:05:50
  SPEAKER_01: We could all die.
• 2:05:52
  SPEAKER_01: 20 for him, and then he gets what from Ynor?
• 2:05:59
  SPEAKER_02: Plus four.
• 2:06:01
  SPEAKER_01: Plus four, so 24.
• 2:06:07
  SPEAKER_00: If we all died in the forest,
• 2:06:10
  there would be the beginning of a Disney movie with some orphan
• 2:06:13
  girl and a griffin
• 2:06:14
  and a puppy fish just lost in the forest by themselves trying
• 2:06:18
  to find their way
• 2:06:19
  SPEAKER_00: home.
• 2:06:21
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle.
• 2:06:23
  SPEAKER_03: Dex saving throw.
• 2:06:26
  SPEAKER_00: What is it?
• 2:06:27
  SPEAKER_03: Dexterity saving throw.
• 2:06:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:06:32
  SPEAKER_03: I need to roll for Belfast.
• 2:06:37
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:06:51
  SPEAKER_00: I got speed like this.
• 2:06:55
  SPEAKER_03: Coming through.
• 2:07:00
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
• 2:07:04
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
• 2:07:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's a natural one.
• 2:07:11
  SPEAKER_03: Can I or can I not reroll that?
• 2:07:13
  SPEAKER_03: If you have an inspiration, you can reroll it.
• 2:07:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've got one of those.
• 2:07:21
  SPEAKER_00: Try that again.
• 2:07:21
  SPEAKER_00: 23.
• 2:07:21
  SPEAKER_00: Now.
• 2:07:21
  SPEAKER_00: 20.
• 2:07:27
  SPEAKER_01: Plus 4. 24.
• 2:07:51
  Everybody succeeds as the arm blade that was out retracts and a
• 2:07:58
  flamethrower nozzle
• 2:07:59
  SPEAKER_03: opens up from the side.
• 2:08:05
  You would all take 48 points of damage,
• 2:08:08
  but instead you each take 24 points of damage.
• 2:08:11
  SPEAKER_02: Shieldmaster evasion.
• 2:08:14
  SPEAKER_03: So you take no damage.
• 2:08:15
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:08:17
  SPEAKER_03: So you know, or you take zero damage.
• 2:08:21
  SPEAKER_00: I am also gonna juke.
• 2:08:24
  So you take no damage,
• 2:08:25
  but Deedle,
• 2:08:26
  Wakim...
• 2:08:27
  Oh no,
• 2:08:28
  Uncanny Dodge just halves it again.
• 2:08:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so Lala, you take 24, cut in half to 12.
• 2:08:35
  SPEAKER_03: You take 12 points of damage.
• 2:08:39
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle, you take 24 points of damage.
• 2:08:40
  SPEAKER_03: Wakim, you take 24 points of damage.
• 2:08:43
  SPEAKER_03: Your Shadow takes 24 points of damage.
• 2:08:47
  and this bounty hunter down here that was stunned oh does
• 2:08:52
  stunned affect dexterity
• 2:08:54
  saving throws automatically fails this bounty hunter takes 48
• 2:08:58
  points of damage
• 2:09:00
  SPEAKER_03: actually he can't succeed on it
• 2:09:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Wakim, I believe your shadow dissipates.
• 2:09:32
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, yeah, that's more than the ATP, so yep, bye.
• 2:09:43
  SPEAKER_03: The end of... Because that was just...
• 2:09:48
  SPEAKER_03: some of his legendary actions to make a quick attack.
• 2:09:51
  SPEAKER_03: Mr. Belfast, turn.
• 2:09:53
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 2:09:53
  SPEAKER_01: Can I also voluntarily drop a detect magic?
• 2:09:58
  SPEAKER_01: I don't need it.
• 2:10:00
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 2:10:01
  SPEAKER_03: You don't have to keep it up.
• 2:10:06
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 2:10:08
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to turn your aura off.
• 2:10:12
  SPEAKER_03: And Mr. Belfast succeeded, so he takes the 24 points damage as well.
• 2:10:18
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot to do that.
• 2:10:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:10:24
  SPEAKER_03: But it's his turn.
• 2:10:26
  SPEAKER_03: He's going to return the favor.
• 2:10:30
  SPEAKER_03: He is going to the end of that
• 2:10:40
  SPEAKER_03: So he is going to... ...hast himself.
• 2:11:07
  SPEAKER_03: He is going to make...
• 2:11:10
  SPEAKER_03: Three attacks?
• 2:11:17
  SPEAKER_03: What's his bonus?
• 2:11:20
  SPEAKER_03: So one misses, two hit.
• 2:11:24
  SPEAKER_03: That's one.
• 2:11:26
  SPEAKER_03: Two.
• 2:11:54
  SPEAKER_03: So the bounty hunter takes a little bit more damage.
• 2:12:02
  SPEAKER_03: He is going to use his hasted action to make another attack.
• 2:12:10
  SPEAKER_03: One's gonna be a great weapon master attack.
• 2:12:12
  SPEAKER_03: I just forget to use that on him.
• 2:12:17
  SPEAKER_03: So this one is going to deal
• 2:12:26
  And then he's going to use a bonus action because he cast a
• 2:12:29
  spell on his turn to
• 2:12:30
  SPEAKER_03: make a bonus action attack.
• 2:12:42
  SPEAKER_03: Just going to miss.
• 2:12:44
  SPEAKER_03: So you just watch Mr. Belfast.
• 2:12:50
  SPEAKER_03: He took a flamethrower to the face.
• 2:12:55
  And then you just,
• 2:12:57
  you see him kind of start moving a little faster for a second.
• 2:13:01
  SPEAKER_03: I think his whole body's vibrating.
• 2:13:04
  SPEAKER_03: And especially ignoring Lala, because you're right behind him.
• 2:13:07
  You just see him unleash a flurry of great sword strikes
• 2:13:10
  against this bounty hunter.
• 2:13:12
  SPEAKER_03: Hey guys,
• 2:13:17
  SPEAKER_03: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 2:13:19
  SPEAKER_03: a comment,
• 2:13:20
  SPEAKER_03: and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 2:13:23
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks!
• 2:13:25
  SPEAKER_03: He ends his turn.
• 2:13:26
  SPEAKER_03: Joakim, it is your turn.
• 2:13:36
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, let's see.
• 2:13:41
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:14:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:14:01
  SPEAKER_01: Let's... All right.
• 2:14:10
  SPEAKER_01: So which one is the big guy in the metal suit?
• 2:14:13
  SPEAKER_01: This one?
• 2:14:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:14:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Then you got one, two, three bounty hunters, right?
• 2:14:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry?
• 2:14:27
  SPEAKER_03: This one's well fast.
• 2:14:28
  SPEAKER_03: He's a friend.
• 2:14:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's Belfast.
• 2:14:31
  SPEAKER_03: This is a bounty hunter.
• 2:14:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, this one's stunned.
• 2:14:36
  SPEAKER_03: Raka stunned him, and he's also very hurt.
• 2:14:41
  SPEAKER_01: Fair enough.
• 2:14:43
  SPEAKER_01: What about this one?
• 2:14:48
  SPEAKER_01: This one's fine, right?
• 2:14:49
  SPEAKER_03: That one has not been injured yet.
• 2:14:53
  SPEAKER_03: That's most likely only because Unora hasn't gone yet.
• 2:15:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, seems like Yunru is about to do some damage.
• 2:15:06
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, let's take care of one.
• 2:15:15
  SPEAKER_01: Let's do...
• 2:15:31
  SPEAKER_01: Second level, cure wounds myself.
• 2:15:34
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, go ahead and roll your healing.
• 2:15:48
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why it rolled twice.
• 2:15:53
  SPEAKER_03: Take the first one.
• 2:15:53
  SPEAKER_03: Take the first one.
• 2:15:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, use the first one.
• 2:15:58
  SPEAKER_03: That's 21.
• 2:16:20
  SPEAKER_01: Again, cantrips as a bonus action, right?
• 2:16:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:16:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:16:28
  SPEAKER_01: Let's move to this guy.
• 2:16:39
  SPEAKER_01: And as we run, I already had my spectral greatsword, so let's clean this.
• 2:16:50
  SPEAKER_01: Let's do... No, let's do Bling Blade.
• 2:17:01
  SPEAKER_03: Bling Blade is always... Bling Blade is if the target moves.
• 2:17:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if it moves.
• 2:17:18
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and...
• 2:17:22
  SPEAKER_01: Is this a regular attack?
• 2:17:26
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, yeah, just your melee attack.
• 2:17:29
  SPEAKER_01: You said this one was stun?
• 2:17:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, uh, advantage.
• 2:17:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but yes, melee attack.
• 2:17:41
  SPEAKER_01: 21?
• 2:17:48
  SPEAKER_03: So go ahead and roll your damage, and then...
• 2:17:52
  extra damage for booming blade all right so because i believe
• 2:17:58
  it does damage on hit
• 2:18:00
  so yeah uh uh on a hit uh deals in d8 oh wait no no uh what
• 2:18:16
  level are we uh we are
• 2:18:20
  SPEAKER_01: level nine
• 2:18:22
  which should uh yeah not just a d8 i guess uh so 1d8 higher
• 2:18:37
  three um how hurt is he
• 2:18:45
  SPEAKER_03: looking very hurt
• 2:18:52
  SPEAKER_01: I will fight on top of that.
• 2:19:00
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll your smite.
• 2:19:06
  SPEAKER_01: Another six.
• 2:19:21
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, yeah.
• 2:19:21
  SPEAKER_03: He's, like, fried and bleeding.
• 2:19:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:19:25
  SPEAKER_03: I wish I could put him down, I'm sorry.
• 2:19:29
  SPEAKER_03: He can't move right now, so, you know.
• 2:19:32
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:19:32
  But if he tries to move,
• 2:19:34
  uh...
• 2:19:36
  I only moved ten feet,
• 2:19:37
  so I'm gonna actually just move away.
• 2:19:48
  SPEAKER_01: Ten feet.
• 2:19:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's not like my turn.
• 2:19:55
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle, it is your turn.
• 2:19:58
  SPEAKER_03: And then Yenor, you're up next.
• 2:20:01
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:20:10
  SPEAKER_00: Good.
• 2:20:10
  SPEAKER_03: Attack roll at advantage.
• 2:20:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna take a little lop at him with a war axe.
• 2:20:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 2:20:37
  SPEAKER_00: I wanted to rage first, my bad.
• 2:20:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, rage.
• 2:20:47
  SPEAKER_03: Mark you as ragey.
• 2:21:03
  SPEAKER_03: He hits.
• 2:21:05
  You can roll again because you have advantage since he's
• 2:21:07
  stunned if you want to go
• 2:21:09
  SPEAKER_03: for a natural 20.
• 2:21:29
  SPEAKER_03: And then roll damage.
• 2:21:45
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't want to rope anything for me tonight.
• 2:22:00
  SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of numbers there.
• 2:22:02
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why.
• 2:22:09
  SPEAKER_03: So it should be... your D12.
• 2:22:15
  SPEAKER_03: Plus seven.
• 2:22:17
  SPEAKER_03: Plus two.
• 2:22:18
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know where the D4 and the other four's coming from.
• 2:22:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, it's coming like that for a little while now.
• 2:22:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's coming from somewhere.
• 2:22:28
  SPEAKER_03: Shout-attacks.
• 2:22:30
  SPEAKER_03: Plus two melee under strength.
• 2:22:31
  SPEAKER_03: So that should be plus two.
• 2:22:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so it should just be the D12.
• 2:22:39
  SPEAKER_03: Plus seven.
• 2:22:55
  SPEAKER_03: How did you roll an 18 on a d12?
• 2:23:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a d20.
• 2:23:08
  SPEAKER_03: Why'd it roll a d20 for your slashing damage?
• 2:23:15
  SPEAKER_00: Cause nothing wants to work right.
• 2:23:23
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so we'll call that a 2 plus a 9.
• 2:23:31
  SPEAKER_03: We'll call that a 9 plus 9.
• 2:23:33
  SPEAKER_03: We'll call that 18 damage.
• 2:23:38
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't particularly matter because you kinda just split them open.
• 2:23:54
  SPEAKER_03: You still have some movement left and a second attack.
• 2:24:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna move up to this guy now.
• 2:24:04
  SPEAKER_00: And try to accomplish the same thing.
• 2:24:07
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll.
• 2:24:30
  SPEAKER_00: I have to roll for me because it's just, it's not doing it.
• 2:24:46
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, War God's Axe.
• 2:24:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, there it goes.
• 2:24:55
  SPEAKER_03: Be a... 27, which hits.
• 2:25:04
  SPEAKER_03: That was max damage.
• 2:25:10
  SPEAKER_03: So you deal 21 points damage to this guy.
• 2:25:17
  SPEAKER_03: Are you doing anything else?
• 2:25:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, that's it.
• 2:25:22
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it is your turn.
• 2:25:26
  Real quick,
• 2:25:27
  DM,
• 2:25:27
  can I use the reaction to raise that shadow from that guy?
• 2:25:32
  SPEAKER_03: You can use your reaction.
• 2:25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, cool.
• 2:25:37
  SPEAKER_03: Your shadow back to the field.
• 2:25:44
  SPEAKER_03: Are you giving him... What are you giving him?
• 2:25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Same as I always give him... What is it?
• 2:25:52
  SPEAKER_01: The extra attack.
• 2:25:54
  SPEAKER_01: Extra attack, yeah.
• 2:26:00
  SPEAKER_03: And you know him?
• 2:26:04
  SPEAKER_02: So there's this guy?
• 2:26:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 2:26:06
  SPEAKER_02: And this guy?
• 2:26:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:26:09
  SPEAKER_02: And this is the one that hit me with the hammers?
• 2:26:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Or tried to hit me with the hammers.
• 2:26:14
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't hit you, but he definitely tried.
• 2:26:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'll swing.
• 2:26:26
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't think I have an inspiration.
• 2:26:31
  SPEAKER_03: I think you used them.
• 2:26:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do not have another one.
• 2:26:33
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm stuck with the 15.
• 2:26:37
  SPEAKER_03: The first strike, let me check.
• 2:26:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the first strike goes wide.
• 2:26:48
  SPEAKER_02: 13.
• 2:26:49
  SPEAKER_03: Second strike also goes wide.
• 2:26:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, and then I don't think I can do anything else really.
• 2:27:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no.
• 2:27:02
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:27:04
  SPEAKER_03: Hala, it's your turn.
• 2:27:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:27:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um... I will scurry... ...over here... ...and stab things.
• 2:27:27
  SPEAKER_03: You have advantage?
• 2:27:29
  SPEAKER_03: Because you are flanking with Yanora.
• 2:27:32
  SPEAKER_01: Indeed.
• 2:27:38
  SPEAKER_02: Well, there's one.
• 2:27:44
  SPEAKER_03: 25 will hit.
• 2:27:44
  SPEAKER_03: You can roll for the natural 20.
• 2:27:46
  SPEAKER_00: That was the wrong button.
• 2:27:48
  SPEAKER_00: Please ignore that one.
• 2:27:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 2:27:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:27:54
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a doofus.
• 2:27:55
  SPEAKER_00: Don't mind me.
• 2:28:11
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 2:28:12
  SPEAKER_00: But it is slightly better.
• 2:28:13
  SPEAKER_03: Damage.
• 2:28:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yay.
• 2:28:18
  SPEAKER_00: Aww.
• 2:28:21
  SPEAKER_00: This one.
• 2:28:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then also... Sneak attack.
• 2:28:35
  Sneaky.
• 2:28:57
  and then we bonus action boot click and stab again advantage
• 2:29:13
  step wait for your
• 2:29:20
  SPEAKER_03: second one to come through
• 2:29:25
  SPEAKER_01: Everything is taking forever.
• 2:29:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
• 2:29:32
  SPEAKER_02: Suck.
• 2:29:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to use an inspiration and... And re-roll.
• 2:29:38
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 2:29:38
  SPEAKER_02: What was that?
• 2:29:41
  SPEAKER_03: I said, go ahead and re-roll.
• 2:29:43
  SPEAKER_03: Ah.
• 2:29:48
  SPEAKER_03: There.
• 2:29:48
  SPEAKER_03: 24 will hit.
• 2:29:50
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 2:30:11
  points damage that's it that's my turn the end of your turn la
• 2:30:25
  la the armored
• 2:30:29
  SPEAKER_03: bounty hunter is going to use his last legendary actions and you see
• 2:30:34
  I guess Yenor would be the only one that sees the little flame
• 2:30:39
  that went out after
• 2:30:39
  SPEAKER_03: he uses flame flavor,
• 2:30:40
  SPEAKER_03: kind of flickers back to life.
• 2:30:44
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't fire it again, but it recharges.
• 2:30:52
  SPEAKER_03: And at the top of his turn, he is going to,
• 2:31:04
  SPEAKER_03: This action, disengage.
• 2:31:16
  SPEAKER_03: He is going to boost his way over to you, Krakka.
• 2:31:27
  SPEAKER_03: You hit him and ran away.
• 2:31:43
  SPEAKER_03: He is going to... Make... Let's do one strike at you first.
• 2:31:53
  SPEAKER_03: That is a 21.
• 2:31:54
  SPEAKER_03: That hits.
• 2:32:03
  SPEAKER_03: You take 25 points of slashing damage.
• 2:32:16
  SPEAKER_03: Then he is going to use his jump pack.
• 2:32:34
  SPEAKER_03: So he's going to attempt to grapple you.
• 2:32:39
  SPEAKER_03: So make an athletics check.
• 2:32:52
  SPEAKER_03: physical dice for that.
• 2:32:54
  SPEAKER_01: 22.
• 2:32:57
  As he attempts to grapple you,
• 2:32:58
  you just kinda keep yourself free and wrestle yourself out of
• 2:33:06
  it.
• 2:33:11
  SPEAKER_03: He gets his legendary actions back, but that's all he's gonna do.
• 2:33:18
  SPEAKER_03: This one...
• 2:33:23
  SPEAKER_03: Bonus action.
• 2:33:27
  SPEAKER_03: Second wind.
• 2:33:36
  And then he is going to make one strike against you,
• 2:33:40
  Lala,
• 2:33:40
  and one strike against you,
• 2:33:43
  Deedle.
• 2:33:48
  SPEAKER_03: So against Lala would be a 21 to hit.
• 2:33:56
  SPEAKER_00: Boo.
• 2:33:59
  SPEAKER_00: I will juke it though.
• 2:34:02
  SPEAKER_00: How I react to that.
• 2:34:04
  SPEAKER_03: So that would be 15 points of damage cut in half to seven.
• 2:34:10
  SPEAKER_03: And then to Deedle, that would be a 27 to hit.
• 2:34:13
  SPEAKER_03: You take 13 points of slashing damage.
• 2:34:33
  SPEAKER_03: And then Krakka, it is your turn.
• 2:34:47
  I'm just going to start hammering on the power suit in front of
• 2:34:57
  me as much as I can.
• 2:35:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:35:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, do I have any hero points?
• 2:35:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I have one.
• 2:35:35
  SPEAKER_03: There are three left, so I'm going to use one.
• 2:35:42
  SPEAKER_03: Shouldn't have used it, but that's an 18.
• 2:35:44
  SPEAKER_03: Misses.
• 2:35:45
  SPEAKER_03: Second attack.
• 2:35:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's a natural 20.
• 2:35:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's a crit, and everyone gets an inspiration back.
• 2:35:59
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to deal extra damage or impose an effect?
• 2:36:08
  I'm going to focus attack on a weak spot of the power armor to
• 2:36:18
  try to disable something of it.
• 2:36:22
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what exactly his power armor does,
• 2:36:25
  SPEAKER_03: if it gives him additional abilities or adds strength or whatever,
• 2:36:29
  SPEAKER_03: but if I can just damper something.
• 2:36:35
  SPEAKER_03: So you've seen him
• 2:36:38
  uh disengage with his boots moving faster than the average
• 2:36:43
  person uh you've seen
• 2:36:45
  him use a flamethrower you've seen him use a jetpack and you've
• 2:36:49
  seen him use an arm
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  blade and on top of this there's some kind of visor like half
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  helmet thing across
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  his face so you could target the jetpack the boots the visor or
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  one of his arm
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  SPEAKER_03: blades
• 2:37:05
  SPEAKER_03: Hello!
• 2:37:05
  SPEAKER_03: I hope you are enjoying our episode thus far.
• 2:37:08
  This is a quick note that we ran into some technical
• 2:37:11
  difficulties towards the end
• 2:37:13
  SPEAKER_03: of our episode and we cut that part out.
• 2:37:16
  SPEAKER_03: Now enjoy the conclusion.
• 2:37:17
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:37:22
  SPEAKER_03: We were on Krakka's turn.
• 2:37:25
  SPEAKER_03: You're going for the arm blade.
• 2:37:29
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and make roll your damage on that.
• 2:37:41
  peace you kind of break the tip off of the flamethrower and you
• 2:37:54
  see his arm blades
• 2:37:55
  start freaking out like it's shooting out back in and out back
• 2:37:58
  and halfway out back
• 2:37:59
  SPEAKER_03: in it starts sparking and smoking just a tip are you doing anything else
• 2:38:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to invoke Fury of Blows and hit him two more times.
• 2:38:17
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 2:38:27
  SPEAKER_01: 24.
• 2:38:27
  SPEAKER_03: 24 hits.
• 2:38:32
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 2:38:38
  SPEAKER_03: Eight.
• 2:38:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to use Inspiration for that.
• 2:38:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:38:51
  SPEAKER_03: 26.
• 2:38:57
  SPEAKER_03: I want to hit.
• 2:38:58
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 2:39:01
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to add a Stunning Strike onto that.
• 2:39:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:39:06
  SPEAKER_03: So I'll make the... And that's 8 damage.
• 2:39:16
  SPEAKER_03: Constant constitution saving throw?
• 2:39:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, 16.
• 2:39:21
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 29.
• 2:39:24
  SPEAKER_03: He rolled pretty high.
• 2:39:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna have him chase me.
• 2:39:45
  SPEAKER_01: if he wants to come after me again.
• 2:39:49
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna run over... here.
• 2:40:07
  SPEAKER_03: The end of your turn is Mr. Belfast's turn.
• 2:40:11
  SPEAKER_03: He is going to run up to him
• 2:40:16
  SPEAKER_03: Who he is going to first make is three normal attacks.
• 2:40:40
  SPEAKER_03: So all three of those hit and one of them is a natural 20.
• 2:40:45
  SPEAKER_03: two normal attacks first.
• 2:40:58
  SPEAKER_03: And he is going to attempt to stun him, daze him on his natural 20.
• 2:41:09
  SPEAKER_03: So normal damage.
• 2:41:17
  SPEAKER_03: And he is... I'll say stunned.
• 2:41:28
  SPEAKER_03: He makes an additional attack with advantage.
• 2:41:36
  SPEAKER_03: This one's great weapon master.
• 2:41:38
  SPEAKER_03: Forgot to call it on the last ones.
• 2:41:40
  SPEAKER_03: So he deals additional...
• 2:42:06
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna Great Weapon Master haste attack.
• 2:42:27
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:42:29
  SPEAKER_03: Joakim, it is your turn.
• 2:42:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:42:48
  SPEAKER_01: We have one and two left, right?
• 2:42:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:42:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:42:55
  SPEAKER_03: This one's stunned currently and kind of hurt.
• 2:42:58
  SPEAKER_03: This one is looking rough.
• 2:43:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:43:05
  SPEAKER_01: Let's just...
• 2:43:21
  SPEAKER_01: I will move into position blank.
• 2:43:28
  SPEAKER_01: I will bonus action cantrip.
• 2:43:47
  if i want so it will be a level okay uh yeah sure let's do that
• 2:44:06
  uh we're going to
• 2:44:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's a damaging spell, but I would have to do it the other way.
• 2:44:21
  Um,
• 2:44:21
  so...
• 2:44:25
  Let's do two sorcery points to quicken Mind Sligger at this
• 2:44:38
  guy.
• 2:44:40
  SPEAKER_03: What does he gotta do?
• 2:44:42
  SPEAKER_03: What was that wisdom?
• 2:44:43
  SPEAKER_01: Intelligent save.
• 2:44:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's a 12.
• 2:44:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:44:54
  SPEAKER_01: So that's a failure.
• 2:44:55
  SPEAKER_01: So he takes 2d6 psychic.
• 2:45:00
  SPEAKER_01: So he takes 5 psychic damage and then he has to subtract 4.
• 2:45:06
  SPEAKER_01: Next saving throw thing.
• 2:45:08
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:45:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um...
• 2:45:13
  So then we will...
• 2:45:20
  From action,
• 2:45:22
  I would like to hold a steering...
• 2:45:29
  Well,
• 2:45:29
  actually,
• 2:45:29
  hold on.
• 2:45:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 2:45:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think I just screwed this all up.
• 2:45:34
  SPEAKER_01: Um...
• 2:45:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because that's a bonus action.
• 2:45:48
  SPEAKER_03: If you want to use your action to hold Searing Smite, I would allow it.
• 2:45:54
  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure?
• 2:45:55
  Because,
• 2:45:55
  I mean,
• 2:45:55
  technically it's a bonus action,
• 2:45:57
  so I should do it the other way.
• 2:45:59
  SPEAKER_03: You can't hold a bonus action, though.
• 2:46:02
  SPEAKER_01: No, I can't.
• 2:46:06
  The way Searing Smite works is the next time you hit a creature
• 2:46:09
  with a melee weapon
• 2:46:11
  SPEAKER_01: attack,
• 2:46:12
  SPEAKER_01: this doesn't let me do the attack
• 2:46:18
  SPEAKER_01: So can I pull this back a little bit?
• 2:46:22
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 2:46:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:46:24
  SPEAKER_01: So we're going to not do that.
• 2:46:27
  SPEAKER_01: You can give him back the five psychic.
• 2:46:36
  SPEAKER_01: And instead feel...
• 2:46:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'd like to hold an action cast... Yeah, Booming Blade on this guy.
• 2:46:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:46:56
  SPEAKER_01: And then I will...
• 2:47:04
  SPEAKER_01: And then I guess...
• 2:47:04
  SPEAKER_01: I guess this time I will...
• 2:47:10
  SPEAKER_01: Does that mean that I can do a bonus action cantrip?
• 2:47:16
  SPEAKER_03: If you're holding... Looming Blade?
• 2:47:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:47:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, you can bonus action cantrip.
• 2:47:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:47:28
  SPEAKER_01: Then if that's the case, then I will... Mind Slipper.
• 2:47:35
  SPEAKER_01: So... You wanna have to make the intelligence save again?
• 2:47:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 26.
• 2:47:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, that didn't work.
• 2:47:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, either way.
• 2:47:54
  SPEAKER_01: And then I will have my shadow.
• 2:48:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I think back to DC 7.
• 2:48:12
  SPEAKER_01: And the triggering action would be after Shane Blair is cast.
• 2:48:20
  SPEAKER_01: For the hell back.
• 2:48:21
  SPEAKER_03: So that is a 20.
• 2:48:23
  SPEAKER_03: Dirty 20.
• 2:48:24
  SPEAKER_03: On the wisdom save.
• 2:48:30
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that didn't work out at all.
• 2:48:33
  SPEAKER_01: So let's just do the booming blade then.
• 2:48:37
  SPEAKER_03: You have advantage on the strike.
• 2:48:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:48:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my.
• 2:48:51
  SPEAKER_03: 20.
• 2:48:51
  SPEAKER_03: 20 will miss.
• 2:48:55
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
• 2:48:58
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, yeah, I think that's all I can do then.
• 2:49:00
  SPEAKER_01: I end my turn.
• 2:49:03
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle, it's your turn.
• 2:49:17
  SPEAKER_00: Care for me.
• 2:49:20
  SPEAKER_03: You're going to hit the guy in front of you?
• 2:49:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:49:23
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to try rolling again or do you need to roll?
• 2:49:27
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not guaranteeing anything.
• 2:49:31
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa, it went.
• 2:49:40
  SPEAKER_03: Hits.
• 2:49:41
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 2:49:56
  SPEAKER_00: You have one more strike?
• 2:50:34
  SPEAKER_03: I just wanna roll.
• 2:50:38
  SPEAKER_03: I can roll it for ya.
• 2:50:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's a dirty 20.
• 2:50:48
  SPEAKER_00: Hit does it, hit does it.
• 2:51:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, don't, I can't.
• 2:51:02
  SPEAKER_00: You have hero points?
• 2:51:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll do your hero point.
• 2:51:06
  SPEAKER_00: D4?
• 2:51:07
  SPEAKER_03: D6.
• 2:51:08
  SPEAKER_03: D6.
• 2:51:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 23.
• 2:51:12
  SPEAKER_03: That does hit.
• 2:51:20
  SPEAKER_00: Let me roll again.
• 2:51:23
  SPEAKER_03: We rolled max damage.
• 2:51:27
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 21.
• 2:51:28
  SPEAKER_03: So 21 points damage.
• 2:51:31
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 2:51:35
  SPEAKER_03: That's the wrong one.
• 2:51:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:51:45
  SPEAKER_03: Are you doing anything else?
• 2:51:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, that's it.
• 2:51:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Nord, it is your turn.
• 2:51:54
  SPEAKER_03: He is very hurt.
• 2:51:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:51:58
  Try again.
• 2:51:59
  SPEAKER_03: You have advantage.
• 2:52:13
  SPEAKER_02: 15.
• 2:52:13
  SPEAKER_02: That misses.
• 2:52:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yup.
• 2:52:18
  SPEAKER_02: So bad.
• 2:52:24
  SPEAKER_02: 26.
• 2:52:24
  SPEAKER_02: 26 hits.
• 2:52:24
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 2:52:26
  14.
• 2:52:32
  SPEAKER_02: Awesome.
• 2:52:40
  SPEAKER_03: You behead him.
• 2:52:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to take his hammers.
• 2:52:45
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you could use the rest of your action to take his hammers.
• 2:52:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll take his hammers.
• 2:52:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to add two light hammers to your inventory.
• 2:53:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm more just mad.
• 2:53:02
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 2:53:02
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, go ahead.
• 2:53:05
  SPEAKER_02: What was that?
• 2:53:06
  SPEAKER_01: You first, Unora.
• 2:53:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'm more just mad that he tried to hit me with them.
• 2:53:15
  SPEAKER_01: So you're gonna take his hammers?
• 2:53:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he tried to hit me with two of them.
• 2:53:21
  SPEAKER_03: Aaron, you take his hammers- Oh no!
• 2:53:24
  SPEAKER_03: This one didn't have hammers, it was sickles.
• 2:53:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you said hammers.
• 2:53:31
  SPEAKER_03: I flip-flopped them, it should've been sickles.
• 2:53:35
  SPEAKER_02: Light sickles?
• 2:53:37
  SPEAKER_03: No, just sickle.
• 2:53:40
  SPEAKER_02: How do you spell sickle?
• 2:53:42
  SPEAKER_03: I-C-K.
• 2:53:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm picking Scythe.
• 2:53:48
  SPEAKER_03: Lala, it's your turn.
• 2:53:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, DM, real quick.
• 2:53:51
  SPEAKER_01: Can I react and make another shadow?
• 2:53:55
  SPEAKER_01: Am I at that level?
• 2:53:56
  SPEAKER_03: Let me look real quick.
• 2:54:13
  SPEAKER_03: No, you're still class level four.
• 2:54:22
  SPEAKER_03: But you currently don't have a shadow, do you?
• 2:54:24
  SPEAKER_03: In your pocket dimension?
• 2:54:27
  SPEAKER_01: Not in my pocket dimension.
• 2:54:29
  SPEAKER_01: I just raised this one next to me.
• 2:54:33
  I'd say you can raise the one that just fell,
• 2:54:37
  but it will go to your pocket dimension.
• 2:54:41
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:54:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'll dismiss that one.
• 2:54:45
  yeah so the one that you raise will automatically you raise it
• 2:54:49
  and then it goes
• 2:54:51
  into your pocket dimension so just mark that on your sheet that
• 2:54:53
  you have one cool
• 2:54:56
  will do thank you lala it's your turn i'm going to run over
• 2:55:06
  here uh for a couple
• 2:55:11
  SPEAKER_00: reasons
• 2:55:14
  SPEAKER_00: We'll start with stabbing.
• 2:55:16
  SPEAKER_03: You have advantage.
• 2:55:22
  SPEAKER_01: Good, I'll lead it.
• 2:55:26
  SPEAKER_01: That was cool.
• 2:55:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:55:37
  SPEAKER_00: Not great.
• 2:55:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to add a hero point.
• 2:55:49
  SPEAKER_02: 26.
• 2:55:49
  SPEAKER_02: Hit.
• 2:55:51
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 2:55:58
  SPEAKER_03: Layouts.
• 2:56:07
  SPEAKER_02: Plus a snack attack.
• 2:56:15
  SPEAKER_01: Snack damage.
• 2:56:31
  SPEAKER_00: And then... She is going to use some psychic healing.
• 2:56:40
  SPEAKER_03: For bonus action?
• 2:56:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:56:45
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:56:52
  SPEAKER_00: Getting there any minute now.
• 2:57:01
  SPEAKER_00: My eyes are not focusing right now.
• 2:57:11
  SPEAKER_03: Which healing are you looking for?
• 2:57:12
  SPEAKER_00: My psychic recovery.
• 2:57:16
  SPEAKER_00: There it is.
• 2:57:18
  SPEAKER_03: Only regains a psionic energy that doesn't regain health.
• 2:57:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, then that's not the one I'm looking for.
• 2:57:24
  SPEAKER_00: I have a thing.
• 2:57:26
  SPEAKER_03: You have healing surge.
• 2:57:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's the one.
• 2:57:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:57:31
  SPEAKER_03: You can roll up to half your hit point.
• 2:57:35
  SPEAKER_03: Half your hit die.
• 2:57:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 2:57:40
  SPEAKER_00: Which is... 4?
• 2:57:43
  SPEAKER_00: Question mark?
• 2:57:45
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no one's D4.
• 2:57:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yours are D8s.
• 2:57:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I just meant like 4 D8s.
• 2:57:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yes!
• 2:57:54
  SPEAKER_00: There it is.
• 2:57:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can roll up to 4 D8.
• 2:57:58
  SPEAKER_00: My eyes are just hella dry and having a hard time.
• 2:58:02
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 2:58:05
  SPEAKER_00: 4d8 and that's plus something per d8.
• 2:58:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'll look at that in a second.
• 2:58:11
  SPEAKER_00: One, two, three, four.
• 2:58:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that.
• 2:58:14
  SPEAKER_00: Which is three.
• 2:58:27
  SPEAKER_00: Minus 4 is 12.
• 2:58:37
  SPEAKER_00: 26 plus 12.
• 2:58:39
  SPEAKER_03: So you heal 38 points.
• 2:58:41
  SPEAKER_01: Hooray.
• 2:58:44
  SPEAKER_01: Not bad.
• 2:58:47
  SPEAKER_00: Heal.
• 2:58:49
  SPEAKER_03: Are you doing anything else?
• 2:58:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, that is all of my things.
• 2:58:56
  At the top of the round,
• 2:58:57
  before we break for the evening,
• 2:59:03
  he is going to disengage.
• 2:59:08
  Since you moved within five feet of him there,
• 2:59:11
  Lala,
• 2:59:12
  he is going to enact his jump pack.
• 2:59:19
  SPEAKER_03: And he is going to make a...
• 2:59:33
  SPEAKER_03: He does this.
• 2:59:54
  SPEAKER_01: Had it ready.
• 3:00:00
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't even say anything.
• 3:00:01
  SPEAKER_03: He just activates a bunch of different
• 3:00:05
  modules on his suit and vanishes from sight and jumps away
• 3:00:26
  there's a moment here
• 3:00:27
  SPEAKER_03: where uh both deedle and mr belfast feel a little lethargic
• 3:00:36
  SPEAKER_03: But it passes swiftly.
• 3:00:37
  SPEAKER_03: And then as Mr. Belfast is recovering, he kind of stumbles down this way.
• 3:00:45
  SPEAKER_03: Says, ah!
• 3:00:46
  SPEAKER_03: Aha!
• 3:00:48
  SPEAKER_03: The door.
• 3:00:54
  SPEAKER_03: And that... I'm so glad I don't have to eat you.
• 3:00:59
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• 3:01:02
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• 3:01:06
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• 3:01:07
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• 3:01:09
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• 3:01:18
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