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Jar Jar Binks with a Gun in His Mouth: Force Awakens & Nightcrawler · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdy welcome to Jazz Club you're tuned to multiple nerdgasm
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  coming at you from midnight till dawn we got some hits coming up for you so let's
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  take a ride on the coal train it's 7:22 is it uh oh it might be there yeah no it's it's
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  9:30ish well you you've ruined a bit then yeah oh have I I guess uh Jen you
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  can cut the cool Jazz right there a no it's fine just cut it there just cut it
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  there have to cut it out no just cut it out abruptly well we're in we're we are in
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  different time zones now that might be a nice way to introduce that concept to
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  the listeners not that they care but we've uh We've spread out across the
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  globe that's right bread very thin I came back I came back you didn't no
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  that's right no I'm um I'm going to stick around here for a bit should we
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  explain to people that well they haven't missed a week we've missed
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  four right yeah so a little while to get back into it it was probably obvious to
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  people who are like why aren't they talking about the Star Wars trailer or
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  why aren't they talking about any of this stuff that actually happened yeah
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  I've been in uh the US for a month on holiday and um Dan's heading off are we
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  announcing that you're staying there or we going to have to cut that S no no no
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  we I'm I'm I'm here now all right in Singapore now yeah I
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  [ __ ] move to Asia yeah yeah so uh yeah so there was a period
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  there where we were like you know what [ __ ] time zones [ __ ] time let's let's
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  just put some uh some mediocre pre-recorded content up instead so we
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  did speaking of time zones though right yesterday I was in batam which is a
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  small island in Indonesia right and I went to their okay I went to their kind
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  of Mall their big Plaza in the city or if you could call it a city and I don't
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  know whether they're just really into the Retro or whether they're just
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  catching up but um their main attraction time
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  zone cool really yeah man time zone now was it a good time zone or was it the
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  time zone you see in Australia now where it's just ticket Mach no no no no it had
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  old games and I I I didn't have time to really explore it I I didn't even have
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  time to go in I just kind of looked at it from the outside but man it just
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  warmed my heart yeah cuz every now again when I'm in Australia I'll see one and
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  I'll get excited yeah there's one in Hornsby and then you walk in and if you
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  want to spend $10 to buy a $2 toy that's the place yeah it's all about the
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  tickets now isn't it well when I was I was just in Florida
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  for a bit while I was away and we went to this place uh I forget the name of it
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  andredes or something uh it's kind of like time zone but you know in Florida
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  and they have ticket machines and stuff and I put about 20 bucks on uh you know
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  one of those cards cuz you can't put money in the machines now you have to
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  put you have to swipe cards oh really uh yeah I don't know if that's the case
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  over there but um I hear as well at the that the arcade in the city you have to
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  do the same thing so you you give them 20 bucks and they give you a swipe card
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  that has credit on it and you swipe that in the machines so we spent I don't know a
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  couple of hours playing stupid games getting tickets and stuff like that and
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  uh by the end of it I had enough points enough tickets to purchase a nice little fake
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  mustache well that's cool I mean you do have a real mustache you got a$0 fake
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  mustache exactly to wear over your actual that's
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  right yeah it's very fetching yes he it was fun though
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  actually you guys should come over to um you guys should come over to batam next
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  weekend because I'm shooting a uh promo campaign for Islam uh Islamic
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  TV and um I'm looking for dudes dudes with beards not a lot of them here so
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  you two could get some uh some good acting work here hey you want to pay for
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  my flight I'll do it yeah I don't think we got that in the
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  budget a I think you I think the the payment is 70 virgins upon
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  death it doesn't say if they're male or female though and I reckon that's a big
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  stipulation because if they're female well I mean I you know that's fine but I
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  mean I don't want to just Do virgins I mean can I split them up into like 35
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  virgins and 35 really experienced women you know what I mean and and and also
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  like if they're male it's just going to be a bunch of dudes that don't know what
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  they're doing so like I don't think anyone's happy with that
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  Arrangement no one can hear me can they you'll break it up a bit but I
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  thought I'd let let you finish what you're saying I wasn't I was trying to
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  wait Luke hadn't said anything so I was trying to work out if it was me or if it
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  was if it was you that's all right we can cut of it if not or we can just cut
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  in with that laugh if it was good the tent still there and we'll get listen
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  back to it ready Luke 1 2 3 laugh yeah yeah you guys are insensitive
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  racially insensitive oh brutal oh tell you okay speaking of racially insensitive or
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  rather how racially insensitive I'm not okay I don't know I don't know what I'm
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  trying to say here look you know how there's been uh there's been discussion
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  in the past that maybe I'm a bit casually racist at times specifically to
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  one particular ulous subgroup but generally speaking as
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  well yeah
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  exactly say I'm racist
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  casually but I love everybody
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  equally except the [Music]
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  juw that was a [Music]
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  them yeah yeah so that's been brought up in the past now this is not in relation
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  to uh to the people as mentioned before
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  uh who I do love as well um we were we were in uh Florida again at the House of
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  Blues actually they have a restaurant at the House of Blues called Crossroads
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  Good Old House of Blues yeah Crossroads e it's a Robert Johnson reference is it
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  I don't know what that means Robert Johnson the Blues artist waited at the
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  crossroads for uh the devil to sell his soul to uh be the best guitar player in
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  the world I assume that was on the menu it was very um I guess
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  uh themed MH and they had a lot of art around that it didn't occur to me quite
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  what the theme was fully um but there was a lot of you know like art depicting
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  black musicians and and and you know black black people so yeah so we're
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  sitting there eating and uh Jenna said
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  to me oh that the art and that the out style of that painting over there is is
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  quite creepy uh and I was like which one that over there oh the one of the police
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  officer and she goes she goes what I said the the the the policeman over
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  there mhm you know what I'm going to say don't you go
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  on uh it wasn't a police officer uh it was uh it it was a black
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  man in little little slave uniform that that the slave uniform that apparently
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  they used to wear so um that's that's how just blind to uh to color I am I
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  have no idea that yeah that's good I mean we did grow up in a in a country
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  without slaves which we can be proud of I mean we we weren't particularly nice to our
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  indigenous uh inhabitants but um that's another story I was well I'd like to
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  think I've been quite nice to them too but they don't see it that way yeah I
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  Haven I haven't taken anybody's children yeah I haven't got
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  them stop stop get away from get off my front porch I haven't got I definitely
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  don't look in the shed they're definitely not in the shed definitely
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  and definitely don't dig behind the shed and definitely don't look in my box of
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  vaginas what I wish she put that thing away I'm not have a look at I don't want to see
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  the Box even out Dan it's my it's my Cofe tempting yeah and don't write
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  vaginas on it well I was I was trying to write
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  faitas but um but I don't speak Spanish
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  but I do speak you can cut the word if you want
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  Jenna if you want to leave it in that's fine too is that one is that one word
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  it's it's two words hyphenated compound word right gotcha
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  um so I I I mentioned this before briefly uh in that we haven't talked about it uh
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  the Star Wars trailer yeah yes you guys watch a few times a day yeah look I mean
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  I was yeah I thought you going to say I watch it a few times a day was end of
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  sentence it's not entirely untrue I mean I was I was really busy on the day so I
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  only watched it about a dozen or so times on the first
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  day yeah um there's I'm [ __ ] excited
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  sorry I'm excited I only thing I was upset about was they didn't show up
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  before Avengers which I was hoping they would so I could see on the big screen
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  yeah I'm going to see Avengers tomorrow so I'll be disappointed then I guess but
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  um oh they might show it now it might have been because I went to an early screening of
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  Avengers early screening that was awfully
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  special but what did everyone think of the trailer oh man I loved it yeah I
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  loved it great there's nothing about it I didn't like sorry I I kind of wish
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  that that they had that had been the original trailer they hadn't put that
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  other one up cuz the other one up the other one was really disappointing for
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  me I this one this one was a well this one is still not saying it's a trailer
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  it's still a teaser yeah the trailer doesn't come out until June or July
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  right they were going to say 6 months before right well I mean this was this
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  was good though it got me excited more like I said way more excited than the
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  other one did cuz the other one I was like what is this yeah the one thing I
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  didn't like about it was um the opening scene when the Speeders going across
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  jauz are you [ __ ] kidding you see a huge no I love that scene but the Star
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  Destroyer looked fake dude it's a trailer it's not finished shots aren't
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  finished trust me I know um I know but just it just looked fake and I thought
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  also what did you call the planet jaku that's not tne no it's not jaku it's
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  just another planet that's entirely a desert I'll admit I just assume that was
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  tne but I'm kind of glad that it's not actually I assumed it was tet yeah
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  same how do you know that it's how you know that because the game I I'm
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  looking forward to the new Star Wars game Battlefront coming out oh and that
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  comes out in November and then two weeks before the movie comes out they're
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  releasing DLC for the Battle of jaku which is actually it talks about how
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  that planet cuz once the emperor was destroyed well that's whole is this
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  spoilers I don't think it's spoilers all right all right cuzz it's not in the
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  movie oh okay all right and they said this isn't in the movie cuz after the
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  Parise you still got the Imperial Navy out there sure so there's still going to
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  be some fighting and evidently jaku was the a huge space battle happened up
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  there and that's why you've got all these crash star destroys and so
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  basically it's like at the end of World War II when the the treaty happened but
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  then the Russians still kind of made their way back through Europe pillaging
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  and uh kind of finishing off the rest of the Germans on the way but they had to
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  go back home and yeah is um
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  so it's the Imperial Navy even like if you're a at what point is a spaceship
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  Navy and not air it's a ship I'm curious ship that I I yeah that makes sense but
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  what like like is the next swing are you still like is that a ship like a you be
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  it be in the Navy in the next swing even if you're flying around in the
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  atmosphere what about the there there are planes in the Navy as well but
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  that's a fair what about the Air Force where's the Air
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  Force yeah who needs who needs and is there a cap on how Air
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  Force i' I'd be thinking the Air Force would be what you have on your planet
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  defending Navy anything that sort of goes around and goes between let me ask
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  you this then Luke cuz that sounds fair but let me ask you this mhm what goes on the
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  water uh there's no water no there are I've seen planets that are entirely
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  water like uh well half of the yeah where they made the
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  CL I still don't believe in the booth Cino Camino where they get the clones
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  from don't believe in Camino yeah oh I see those movies didn't happen is that
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  what you're suggesting this is what I'm really hoping JJ Abrams has done it
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  before where he's just reset the universe reset it again no no no that's
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  fair that's fair episode 1 2 and three don't exist might happen he can do it I'd like
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  to see people talking about medians and being like man we've come a long way in
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  medical science can you believe that they used to think the force was a blood
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  disease now we know it's just a mystical power that encompasses everything it
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  binds us and penetrates us I would be happy with that I want this is what I
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  want right sit down in the cinema right lights go down holds us down and
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  penetrates us fades in right Jar Binks
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  with a gun in his mouth right some dude's [ __ ] saying ja
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  you've pissed me off for the last time right camera pans off you hear the shot
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  it's not even an onc screen death he doesn't even get that you know what I
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  mean we don't even give him the Dignity of that and then he's just forgotten you
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  hear his body slumped to the ground you see the body being thrown into an unmarked
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  grave covered up with a bit of dirt you want to get the Fanboys on side
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  that's what you do A's missed a chance to be the biggest
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  troll on the internet at the end instead of having har go we home just have Juda
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  bigs pop up Weis back we back that would be
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  amazing what did you think of uh Harrison's appearance in the trailer not
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  his appearance he's old we said not his appearance I don't
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  mean no he is looking I don't of I re chew should have been as gry looking as
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  Han yeah chewy looked younger to me he looked like all spelt and like is he
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  being by Peter May yes I believe he is knows also when he says I he probably
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  having a walking stick there what does he mean when he says we're home because
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  I mean's home and Han's home not the same like the Falcon yeah oh it just
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  means they're back in the ship right I think so Che from like casik
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  right like they're not and hands from wherever the [ __ ] humans
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  live yeah there you go he's ailan
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  right [ __ ] Killians well I mean yeah maybe they didn't have
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  the Falcon for a while or does he have the Falcon back in
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  Jedi because because Lando is flying the Falcon and
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  Jedi right yeah but I think he gets it back off does he see that happen maybe
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  he hasn't given it back and he's been running around with it for 30 years and
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  then har and jewy just tracked him down oh my God imagine if Lando is in this
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  imagine if Billy D is in this movie and they just haven't told us that yet he is
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  that would be great obviously but I wonder why he's not or they haven't
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  announced it well well they haven't announced
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  whether he is or isn't you mean or yeah H I hope there's a scene i' say he's
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  probably not there's a scene where Luke as really old man is talking to his own
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  children and he's saying you know you know when somebody dies you um you know
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  you see them still they're ghosts if they're part of the force and um I
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  remember when I um when I killed my father I saw uh I saw my old friend
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  Obi-Wan and um I saw some young kid that I didn't know who it [Music]
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  was and I guess I'll never know who that I'll never know I will never
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  know but he looked [ __ ] annoying and he hangs around a bit but he is a
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  self-righteous little [ __ ] [Laughter]
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  yeah um another trailer that came out either around the same time I'm not sure
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  if it was the same day or or shortly after or might have been before for all
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  I know uh it was after it was after okay cool it's all a blur cuz I was on
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  vacation uh was Batman versus Superman cuz I was on
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  vacation you you were on drugs Matt you can admit it you don't know what the
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  reason is we don't say V we don't say vacation here however if I say I was on
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  a holiday no one in America understands what I mean because when when a holiday
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  in America is like a public holiday and there is no other like they don't use
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  that word to mean anything else they say vacation and so I stalled because I was
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  like wait which word do I use yeah in in our case holiday or
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  vacation is fine well the plac I've been going a former British colonies so they
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  all say holiday here too yeah right well that is that is Tech and they have double deck of
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  buses which which is pretty R well then you went on both one home
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  today did you yes I did did you go up the top just cuz you could absolutely
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  and also cuz that's where most of the have a roof on the top yes it has a r
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  I'm not on the I'm not on the tour bus I'm just checking I don't know I've
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  never been on one I've only seen a tour one I'll say this about tours in
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  Southeast Asia before I go on I was in Malaysia yesterday and you know you guys
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  know that there's a there's a city in Malaysia called koala Loompa that's the
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  most aussy sounding town I've ever heard of kalala
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  luma that's where all uh testers for work are from yeah it's where koalas are
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  from and lumpas yeah LPA lumpas koala
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  lumpas [ __ ] koalas weird let's talk about
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  Batman and Superman what' you think of the trailer
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  um I'm I'll go see it but I'm not super excited for it yeah I thought it looked
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  a bit [ __ ] well here's the thing I thought it looked pretty good but Man of
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  Steel was [ __ ] stupid and I assume it's going to be just like that so the
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  fact that this look good isn't filling me with a lot of confidence yeah I want to see Ben
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  Affleck Batman though I I want to see him do Batman be Batman I should say I
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  don't want this is all just the start of this is just the start of DC starting
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  off on their Marvel Trend isn't it yeah absolutely well if it is they've ballsed
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  it up because I I just don't understand how I still don't from watching this
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  trailer I don't understand how the character that they presented in Man of
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  Steel can ever fight someone like Batman and not just immediately turn him into
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  like pop and how they're going to resolve this to become the Justice
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  League down the track well I think this is they'll just take from the comics
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  won't they cuz this is this fight's actually happened right but uh I'll
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  remind you that in the comics Kryptonite was actually a thing that could be used
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  and not just the atmosphere of like Krypton being different oh I haven't
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  seen Man of Steel it's just atmosphere there it it Kryptonite isn't a isn't a
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  rock or something that Batman can use he there isn't really Kryptonite as such
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  the way that it worked in Man of Steel was um the
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  atmosphere of Earth gave him Powers when he adjusted to it and by putting him
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  back in the atmosphere of Krypton he lost his powers is that is that right am
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  I getting that right I'll be honest fell asleep through a lot of it because it
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  was [ __ ] awful but uh but yeah I don't think it's it's not
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  something Batman can just kind of you know pop a ring on like he does in did
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  in the comics when he fought Superman and can punch him with a Kryptonite ring
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  I mean I'm sure they figured out a way to do itse why would they wouldn't make
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  this movie if they had thought look I love the premise that people are
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  mistrustful of Superman I love that and and I I love the premise that Batman is
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  their preferred hero because he's a human being sure and yeah yeah I I want to see
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  him do it I want to see someone who's
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  not [ __ ] what's this what's this
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  director who directs this um z z Snider I want to see someone who's not him do
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  it you know not convinced and he's beautiful like the like the yeah but
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  Sucker Punch looks beautiful as well it looks beautiful but it just looks also like
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  Man of Steel where it's going to be like it's going to look great but have
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  nothing to it yeah you know yeah which is exactly what I thought about Man of
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  Steel like oh look stuff's blowing up and that looks incredible except that's
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  the second hour of that I've watched now yeah and uh yeah it's kind of making my
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  brain Norm like those [ __ ] we all banged in high school it's like
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  beautiful but you got siick of it really quickly right you know what I
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  mean I I I missed out on that in high school so no I
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  don't so so did I luky so did I what were you guys doing while I was banging
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  [ __ ] H playing video games probably yeah I played video games too I just
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  found time to bang [ __ ] as well if Dave was here he Dave would back
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  me up if he was here I'm sure he would he banged a lot more [ __ ] than I
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  did well I I think Man of Steel uh is part of a trend that I've noticed lately
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  and I watched a number of films and I don't want to talk a whole lot about all
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  of them because um they were mostly films that I watched because I knew that
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  people didn't like them and therefore Jenna probably wouldn't want to watch
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  them because they're not very good but I wanted to watch them anyway the so films
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  like The Hobbit 3 the you know the third Hobbit film Battle of the Five Armies
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  that a big fat Miss Jupiter Ascending yeah it looked interesting
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  Transformers uh age of Extinction or dinosaur as we referred to it as it's
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  known in Asia um I yeah so those are the
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  three uh three big effects films that I wanted to watch just to see y so um and
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  I can sum up my feelings about them uh
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  kind of together in the I feel like action sequences in movies now now are
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  just [ __ ] shitty yeah like it's like it it's too much I
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  can't it does it's not even realistic anymore you know like when you watch a movie
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  like like die hard right I watch diard and I think you know what maybe I could
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  do that maybe maybe this could be real you know what I mean like maybe that's
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  maybe it's feasible well I'm Not Die Hard four obviously the first one and
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  and maybe even three to an extent you be you know like that kind of thing where
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  it's not and you can see what's happening which is good you know you can
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  see exactly what's going on but like now like Transformers in particular it's
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  like [ __ ] Zoom back zoom out like I can't see anything it's just yeah you
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  know extreme close-ups of robots punching each other I actually went to watch
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  Transformers um the other week but then I saw it goes for close to 3 hours or
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  over 3 hours or something holy sh [ __ ] awful man no like
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  it's a long movie to be that horrible the story is just ridiculously it's
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  garbage like it and here's the thing bit like
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  Prometheus what it is a bit actually yeah yeah but not good here's the thing
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  though if you're a filmmaker and you make a movie where giant robots fight
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  dinosaurs and it's not [ __ ] awesome then you [ __ ] fail you know what I
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  mean like that would be so easy to make not [ __ ]
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  like I know it's Transformers and I know that it's not you know but darker the
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  moon was [ __ ] great but yeah that's what that's the thing that annoyed me is
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  I watched this and I'm like what happened to the guy who made that movie
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  but then he's the guy who made the second one which was [ __ ] too the first
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  one was good the second one was [ __ ] the third one was good now the fourth one's
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  [ __ ] like what is he doing like I don't know I don't know how he misses the ball
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  so utterly on like every second one cuz it's Michael Bay again maybe it's like
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  the old star Tre movies where you've got the kind of the good ones on the odd
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  number and the not so good ones on but they had different
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  directors wasn't the same guy making them and it's I mean you've got Mary
• 25:41
  Mark in it and he plays an inventor oh yeah who makes robots yeah and he's not
• 25:48
  even like but at the end of it I mean because obviously it's Mary Mark right
• 25:52
  so he's buff and you know he's running around shooting Transformers with his
• 25:57
  with a Transformer gun at the end it's Marky Mark but you're supposed to ignore
• 26:01
  the fact that did he spend 6 hours a day at the gym well no he was too busy building his
• 26:06
  robots and his his daughter who's the you know the required hot blonde chick
• 26:12
  in a Michael Bay film uh complains about how he spends all his time building
• 26:16
  robots and stuff so is big robots well no not Big Rob lifting up
• 26:23
  the bits and pieces he fixes Optimus Prime which is that's what I'm saying
• 26:27
  the science in this just it's [ __ ] stupid like the the the story there's no
• 26:31
  Decepticons in this film but I mean in this universe Opus Prime and the
• 26:34
  Transformers they're not robots they're aliens well they there just dinosaurs
• 26:39
  yeah right exactly so the premise for this film is that something made the
• 26:44
  Transformers which makes sense but we you don't know what that is but whatever
• 26:49
  what whoever made them came to Earth when the dinosaurs were around and
• 26:54
  converted all the organic life on the planet into transforming
• 26:59
  which is the metal the Transformers are made of of course it is
• 27:03
  and of course it is and uh and that's why the dinosaurs were extinct went
• 27:08
  extinct because they got turned into transformium uh and this company
• 27:13
  cockroaches and early mammals they survived though oh they missed them they
• 27:17
  missed them no they missed them um exactly yeah oh they don't make they're
• 27:23
  not they're something about their biochemistry it's not suitable for for
• 27:27
  transforming then you know basic basic high school chemistry then they started
• 27:31
  evolving right into our modern day birds do they address that I assume they
• 27:38
  address that don't don't worry about those details anyway no oh yeah oh yeah they
• 27:43
  definitely didn't address it so
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  um um then this company
• 27:51
  finds a dinosaur that was converted to transformium but still fro but frozen in
• 27:57
  ice so they find him and they go a that's probably what happened um and
• 28:03
  figure out how to make Transformers of their own out of the transformium and
• 28:07
  they build Galvatron using Megatron's
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  head as a device to to you know learn how to control the transformium and then
• 28:17
  Galvatron exists um so there's actually no Decepticons in this sort of it's they
• 28:23
  it's just these human made Transformers which are better than the normal
• 28:26
  Transformers and then they have to F them and anyway none of that happens
• 28:29
  until halfway through by the way because the first half of it is see I don't
• 28:33
  quite remember what happened at the end of of uh Dark of the Moon did Optimus Prime die
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  again um because at the beginning of
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  this film I don't know I don't he's um yeah at the beginning of this film Mary
• 28:50
  Mark finds a truck when he's looking for Junk buys it and it turns out to be
• 28:54
  Optimus Prime but he's got a missile stuck in him that prevents him from
• 28:58
  functioning and then mar mar pulls it out and fixes him like I don't know it's just it's
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  [ __ ] stupid it makes no it's it's just dumb what I love about this though
• 29:07
  is that Marky Mark is now taking the reject films that Shila Buff doesn't want to do
• 29:13
  anymore I know I'm like but I mean it's this has got a lot of a lot of big
• 29:19
  actors in it too like I don't know [ __ ] I don't know what's going on who
• 29:24
  else is it's just just really awful um it's got what's the guy's name
• 29:30
  I can't remember his name he plays um oh it's got Frasier in it okay for one yeah
• 29:37
  Chelsea Grandma yeah he's the big bad in it what he plays Galvatron the
• 29:43
  guy no he's a he's the human that creat he works for yeah the government he does
• 29:48
  all bad things you know he's the evil government guy in this there's one of
• 29:53
  them in every Transformers film now I think there's one of them in every film but um
• 29:59
  yeah age of Extinction like everybody in it I was like oh I know that guy except for the
• 30:05
  kids like the the young girl uh who I guess was the first one willing to give
• 30:11
  Michael Bay a blue
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  job I believe that's a requirement for I assume being
• 30:21
  cast all right Nicola pelts I guess that's
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  her Stanley Tucci oh yeah
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  yeah uh Kelsey
• 30:34
  grar um Titus Welliver was in
• 30:39
  it uh Roman legionary James Bachman who I know from stuff so yeah there's a lot
• 30:45
  of I mean as you watch it you go oh I know that guy so I don't know well I
• 30:49
  guess they pay well strange to me yeah I guess yeah well they must because they
• 30:54
  they're huge films but anyway so that was that was boring um uh Jupiter
• 30:58
  Ascending I didn't think was as bad as everyone made out maybe that's cuz my
• 31:01
  expectations were lowered by uh what everyone else said but it wasn't real
• 31:06
  great so I don't know I I I so I'd say watch it Dan just because it's got some
• 31:12
  cool [ __ ] in it if you haven't seen it already some cool sci-fi stuff and it's
• 31:16
  withis yeah yeah I mean overall it's not great but I mean it's [ __ ] beautiful
• 31:22
  special effects and and some of the environments and stuff are really really
• 31:24
  cool but yeah it's not going to blow not going to blow your mind
• 31:28
  it wasn't that bad I'll watch it while I The
• 31:32
  Hobbit yeah exactly exactly um The Hobbit I have mixed feelings about
• 31:38
  because it was actually probably the most enjoyable out of them but it also
• 31:44
  had a bunch of stuff that just really pissed me off so yeah like have either
• 31:48
  of you seen this one no no I thought the first one was so shy I
• 31:54
  gave it a chance for the second one and it was just as shite
• 31:58
  yeah well the second one I thought was worse even because it didn't have
• 32:03
  Golem um well this one is basically uh the you know the last two
• 32:10
  pages of the book turned into aour movie you know 2 and a half hour movie yeah
• 32:15
  and so there's a lot of people looking at stuff for a long time in it um and
• 32:20
  also overly long and [ __ ] action sequences which uh I think we've
• 32:25
  discussed this before my major issue with a lot of the action in The Hobbit
• 32:29
  movies is that it doesn't to me it doesn't show me skilled
• 32:34
  Warriors it shows me bumbling [ __ ] idiots who through sheer luck managed to
• 32:40
  get out of dangerous situations by Landing in a bucket instead of the lava
• 32:44
  or you know that kind of thing and so there's a whole lot of that again where
• 32:49
  it's just it's just slapstick [ __ ] nonsense um heard some of the story
• 32:54
  lines that they had um in the first couple that they just didn't finish off
• 32:58
  in the third is that true I don't remember I I'm not sure I don't remember
• 33:05
  the others auxiliary story lines made any sense
• 33:10
  anyway right yeah yeah but why go to the point of putting in if you just going to
• 33:15
  finish I'll tell you I'll tell you what did come as a surprise to me was um
• 33:19
  Billy Connelly showing up halfway through the film hey as a as a dwarf oh
• 33:24
  God I was like all right is he still doing stuff all right so he get Point
• 33:28
  gets points for that it gets points for having Connelly as a dwarf yeah exactly
• 33:32
  he's a little he shows up as a dwarf riding a pig yeah you heard me correctly he's
• 33:38
  riding a pig um and me basically any scene with
• 33:44
  leg all right basically any scene with legalis in it is [ __ ] infuriating is
• 33:51
  he's not in the [ __ ] book so I don't know why he's in the film no but he's
• 33:56
  either just being useless and and broody
• 34:01
  or he's engaged in some ridiculous action sequence there's literally a bit
• 34:05
  this is the bit of the film that pissed me off the most because and it sums up
• 34:07
  how I feel about action in movies at the moment there's a scene where
• 34:13
  legalis jumps off a a ledge stabs an
• 34:18
  ogre or an or troll in the head with his sword and then uses the sword in the in
• 34:23
  its head to steer it over across and
• 34:27
  smashing it into a tower which falls and um forms a bridge across a Chasm so that
• 34:33
  he can run across that and then fight another troll on the chasm like over it
• 34:39
  on this you know bridge that he's created but then the troll hits the
• 34:43
  tower and all the blocks start falling and he literally as the blocks are
• 34:47
  falling like runs up them like as they're falling in midair and then does
• 34:52
  a little back flip over the thing and then it's [ __ ] stupid and that was
• 34:57
  his plan the whole time was it yeah exactly yeah that it's just
• 35:02
  pisses me off yeah that sounds awful I don't know and then also because it
• 35:07
  doesn't gel or fit with the Lord of the Rings stuff anymore because you've got
• 35:14
  like he wasn't that good in Lord of the Rings and that was later yeah you know
• 35:18
  what I mean well he's got an older he was just firing arrows around yeah I
• 35:23
  don't know he was riding a shield like a skateboard down the side of a crumbling
• 35:27
  Castle wall in the two towers but imagine imagine that's all he does in
• 35:33
  the film and that's what all I remember doing he was 100% my least favorite
• 35:37
  character in that trilogy yeah and then there's other
• 35:43
  stuff like he um the you know like the the enemies which were kind of dangerous
• 35:49
  and and you know like when Strider killed anur in in Lord of the Rings it
• 35:54
  was like a big deal cuz they were they were tough and and difficult to kill
• 35:58
  whereas in this you've got like four dwarves taking out you know a 100 of
• 36:03
  them in comic slapstick style and then Bilbo's just hitting them in their head
• 36:07
  with rocks and they fall down dead like it's just I don't know I can never I
• 36:12
  know if they did well at the movies I don't know I assume they did I
• 36:17
  mean they're for kids let's be honest like there's no other explanation for it
• 36:23
  well really I didn't think kids were the audien
• 36:26
  because you I mean grown there's no way I don't think a grown-up could watch
• 36:31
  this and and be like excited by it there's nothing exciting about it's just
• 36:36
  [ __ ] it's it's like I don't know like do you know what
• 36:40
  I mean like it doesn't feel like it's not exciting no one's in any danger I'm
• 36:44
  like that with all movies they're just going to slap stick their way out of it
• 36:47
  that's that no I agree that's what I'm saying I feel like this is way the way
• 36:51
  action movies have gone like no one's in any danger it's not exciting it's just
• 36:55
  dumb like I don't I don't like it it scares me yeah I don't like it
• 37:01
  either but then I mean I'm trying to think what's a movie I've seen lately
• 37:06
  that was good with action in it well Luke did you like The Avengers have we
• 37:12
  talked about this I enjoyed it but I thought I'll hold off on that until next
• 37:16
  week after seen it I liked the first one Dan have you seen the second one no I haven't
• 37:23
  actually I haven't so let's discuss I recommend it oh I'll definitely be seeing it there's
• 37:29
  no chance I'm not going to see it yeah well I'm seeing it tomorrow so oh I will
• 37:34
  give you some advice oh God don't wait till the very end of the
• 37:39
  credits all right don't wait till the very end very strange the varant wait
• 37:44
  for the first set of credits there's something there and then
• 37:49
  it comes up with the next black screen credit roll and nothing after that right
• 37:55
  right I know this cuz I sat through it expecting something as you get in all
• 38:00
  Marvel movies and there was nothing well don't forget um The Last Avengers they
• 38:06
  cut the after credits bit for Australia that scene in the schw restaurant was not
• 38:11
  there uh yeah that's true yeah I don't know why they did that I don't know why they did it
• 38:16
  either do we not have schwam I know what schwam I know we do cuz there's one in
• 38:20
  my work [ __ ] eting schwam yeah yeah exactly even if I don't
• 38:25
  have it here oh now I want a schw
• 38:30
  um uh a movie that I watched oh well there two movies I watched I did like
• 38:34
  and I know you've seen one of them Dan uh and I'm interested to talk about this
• 38:37
  with you I watched Birdman yeah I'm very interested to hear what you thought of
• 38:42
  it I really liked it good I'm glad you did I I I I I wondered if you would or
• 38:49
  not look I really really liked bits of it
• 38:53
  and I liked the craft of it all but I actually found it
• 38:59
  Drama by numers hon the trailer Birdman
• 39:05
  was 10 times better than the film I wouldn't say I disliked it but I
• 39:12
  certainly don't think I liked it as much as everyone else seems
• 39:15
  to but maybe I'm just cynical I um it wasn't what I thought it was going to be
• 39:20
  originally but people had told me that it wouldn't be so you know I I knew
• 39:25
  already you know what I mean cuz I wasn't what I thought it was going to be
• 39:31
  yeah about a guy who's trying to make a play cuz he wants to be famous again
• 39:35
  basically it's not it's not about Michael Keaton as Batman but they're
• 39:40
  pretending it a different character it is a little bit but not really yeah it's
• 39:44
  kind of about it's more about the nature of Fame and is the is yeah and I loved I
• 39:49
  love the little touches like you always saw him using his telekinetic powers and
• 39:53
  then occasionally you'd see it from somebody else's point of view when he
• 39:55
  was just smashing [ __ ] up and it was like okay I really do enjoy yeah that
• 39:59
  the movie acknowledges that this guy's just having a mental breakdown and I can
• 40:03
  appreciate that and I think that was really good but I think I don't know
• 40:06
  there was just something that was missing for me I I couldn't enjoy it as much as I wanted
• 40:13
  to okay I liked the sentiment the um you know like the he he all he cares about
• 40:19
  is is Fame and success but he doesn't know why and he can't and you know
• 40:24
  people point it out to him he just doesn't get it like and and they like
• 40:28
  but and he thinks they don't get it and I thought that I like that it was really
• 40:31
  yeah look I mean we could I like so much about it that any discussion we have you
• 40:35
  would think oh Dan really liked it so it's not that I didn't like it it's just
• 40:39
  that there was just something missing from me I just wanted it to I don't know
• 40:42
  yeah hit me a little harder on the emotional side I guess yeah but not was good in it yeah
• 40:48
  yeah he was good he's it's got your girlfriend in it though Luke I might
• 40:53
  watch it one day uh which one
• 40:56
  Emma um oh Emma Stone yeah that's right she is in it yeah yeah there's reason
• 41:02
  enough to watch it right there she's looking particularly bugy in it too
• 41:05
  speaking of your girlfriends I had a look at kickass to the other
• 41:09
  day what you think I I really enjoyed it quite honestly oh okay I haven't seen that one
• 41:15
  yet I mean I I I liked kickass but the book was
• 41:19
  better um but kickass 2 is just kickass one I don't know if they're making a third one
• 41:26
  now they were there was talk of making a third one but even I think the writer
• 41:31
  went if you're going to make it you need to make it now cuz these kids are going
• 41:33
  to be too old yeah yeah and they are
• 41:40
  yeah yeah she's she's not a little child anymore unfortunately she is not
• 41:46
  no but even even the male actor he is looking a lot older now oh you don't
• 41:51
  into him anymore [Laughter]
• 41:56
  hey yeah I no I'd like to watch it's got Jim Carrey in it right yeah and he's
• 42:01
  surprisingly good yeah it was very funny yeah he actually came out and didn't
• 42:06
  like the movie against it yeah yeah I heard it he thought it promoted violence
• 42:11
  or yeah but it doesn't surprise me that it's not the kind of [ __ ] he would like
• 42:14
  it was weird it was thought it was promoting gun violence I thought when he
• 42:17
  didn't use guns and also he would have known he was a big military dude when he
• 42:23
  got to set on the first day and they said put on these camo pants you know
• 42:27
  what I mean like you'd think he yeah You' think he like why did it take until
• 42:30
  the movie came out before he went oh I'm the I'm the army
• 42:34
  guy I don't usually play the army guy I usually play Pet Detective he was an
• 42:39
  army guy who didn't like guns yeah yeah if they make a third one I'll go see it
• 42:45
  yeah me too or just wait for it to come out DVD watch yeah I'll do what I did
• 42:49
  now and wait till I'm in a hotel with
• 42:54
  HBO well the last film that I want to to just mention have either of you seen
• 42:59
  Nightcrawler no not yet I have not but it's on my list I do want to see it I
• 43:03
  always think of Nightcrawler as being um from
• 43:07
  um from X-Men X-Men yep yeah no it's definitely not that it's uh yeah I
• 43:13
  really really liked it it's um Got Jake
• 43:17
  Gyllenhaal in it um and he is a kind of con
• 43:22
  artist um who one night Witnesses a car
• 43:26
  crash and notices the sees the you know the guys follow follow the police
• 43:32
  scanners and film the car Crashers they're trying to get footage of all the
• 43:36
  victims and stuff and sell them to the news stations so he decides to go and
• 43:41
  buy a video camera and um does the same thing but he is way more creepy and
• 43:47
  [ __ ] up about it and gets involved in all this [ __ ] and starts a company and
• 43:52
  hires this guy and it's really good I really liked it so um yeah I would say
• 43:58
  check it out I don't want to spoil it if others haven't seen it don't spoil it I
• 44:03
  I'll I'll give a sure I won't no it's it's very good no no no it was on it was on the
• 44:08
  plane and um yeah so Jenner and I watched it yeah we both really liked it
• 44:12
  he he's really good in it like he plays that that kind of charming but like
• 44:19
  creepy weirdo character really well like yeah you like him but you you're like
• 44:23
  this guy's [ __ ] insane but I like him so
• 44:28
  yeah oh and it's got Bill Paxton in it
• 44:31
  oh yeah can't go wrong no wrong B Paxton
• 44:36
  so s a little bit unrelated but you did talk about the plane and popped into my
• 44:40
  head okay has your luggage arrived yet yeah it has they delivered it to me
• 44:45
  yesterday yeah so yeah for the listeners
• 44:49
  my luggage arrived uh in Atlanta uh as I
• 44:53
  arrived in Sydney apparently so thanks for that Atlanta but you weren't even going to
• 44:59
  Atlanta correct I was not yeah so yeah I don't know what happened there so yeah
• 45:06
  thanks for that but they delivered it yesterday well that's good all the
• 45:09
  movies I've seen in the last few weeks have been things that I watched late at
• 45:13
  night in hotel rooms uh cuz I've been traveling a lot um but I did see but I
• 45:18
  kind of like that because it gives me the opportunity to watch movies I
• 45:21
  wouldn't normally go out of my way to watch yeah that's what the flying did
• 45:25
  for me I watched these films that I would have would have bothered yeah like
• 45:28
  kickass too you know I wouldn't wouldn't have gone out of my way to see that but
• 45:30
  then I enjoyed it and another one that Luke I think you recommended once before
• 45:35
  and I probably said I would never ever bother watching it but that I actually
• 45:39
  quite liked was this is the end ah yes the this is the end oh is that the the
• 45:46
  the comedy with James Franco and everybody Franco yeah you liked that
• 45:52
  didn't you Luke I did it was a good movie yeah it was really funny
• 45:57
  like I mean it kind of wasn't anything above what I was
• 46:02
  expecting but the writing itself was good enough that it was a better version
• 46:07
  of what I thought it was going to be a better version of exactly what I thought
• 46:10
  it was going to be right yeah okay you know you've got these celebrities
• 46:15
  playing themselves but playing ridiculous versions of themselves I mean
• 46:19
  Seth Rogan just plays the kind of lovable laran that he always wants to be
• 46:23
  portrayed as but then you've got James Franco who is obsessed with
• 47:28
  mixed with um uh what was the other end of the world movie that came out about the same
• 47:33
  time oh the Simon Peg one that we watched yeah yeah that was a down for me
• 47:39
  that was the I didn't enjoy that thought that was going to be great and it was [ __ ]
• 47:44
  awful yeah who's the main guy in this is the end I recognized every single other
• 47:49
  person in the film except for the lead character the young dude who stays with
• 47:53
  um with Josh Rogan Josh Rogan what's his
• 47:57
  name Seth oh he's um he a lot of
• 48:03
  he's he's actually a director Jo I am thinking of Joe
• 48:08
  Rogan um it was Jonah Hill it
• 48:13
  was oh Jonah Hill's [ __ ] funny in this too yeah and the fact that the dude
• 48:19
  hates him but he's like the nicest dude in the world uh I don't know Matt you're
• 48:25
  going to watch this now and you're going to be like you guys are [ __ ] insane
• 48:27
  it was stupid but I don't know I I just for some reason really enjoyed
• 48:32
  it all right all right I'll watch it I'll I'll add it to the uh the list look
• 48:36
  M if you've got ironing to do right yeah always Dan always yeah I put a picture
• 48:43
  of Billy Connelly in there for you scroll down oh you
• 48:46
  did where is he oh oh
• 48:52
  oh oh man wow wow pretty
• 48:58
  awesome look if we're going to speak about dwarves oh you wanted me to play a
• 49:03
  jingle I guess oh you can play it quickly but I've got nothing to back it
• 49:06
  up other than a little [Music]
• 49:12
  story yeah so um I saw I saw some great
• 49:17
  dwarves this week um managed to get a couple of photos but not all of them I I
• 49:23
  a really tiny dwarf at the Crossing not all the crossing just near my house not
• 49:29
  all seven of them no did not find all seven but it was interesting to listen
• 49:33
  back to our um to our best of where the Inception of dwarf watch came out that's
• 49:40
  right where um I forgotten that it's not just dwarves we need pictures of it's
• 49:46
  anyone who looks like any mythical
• 49:51
  creature right so keep sending those pictures in because you know as far as
• 49:55
  I'm concerned dwarf watches
• 50:01
  buted camera a way that was short of
• 50:05
  slap Stile um and ended up missing them and and just not getting the picture but
• 50:12
  let me just say two words to you right now right
• 50:18
  dwarf
• 50:23
  twins I I literally I literally had to
• 50:26
  rub my eyes in case I was seeing double were they wearing the same
• 50:33
  clothes you weren't wearing the same clothes as far as I remember but I
• 50:38
  was dumb struck I I couldn't believe it I
• 50:44
  couldn't believe it a well if you've seen anything as impressive as that or
• 50:50
  yeah if you've seen any any person that looks like a mythical creature um
• 50:55
  definitely contact us you can email is at podcast multipl nerdgasm
• 51:11
  docomomo um what have I forgotten I don't think anybody goes to twitter.com
• 51:15
  do they no that's why I didn't bother saying facebook.com no one goes to
• 51:18
  anything.com just look down at your phone I don't think M
• 51:23
  nerdgasm yeah the onlyc you need to
• 51:26
  remember multipl nerdgasm tocom go there
• 51:31
  listen like and then send in pictures of people who look like mythical
• 51:36
  creatures or creatures that look like mythical creatures even if you've got a
• 51:41
  horse with a horn that's a unicorn send in his or if you've got an animal that
• 51:46
  looks like a regular person I'd like to see that as well yeah or a person who looks like a
• 51:52
  regular animal or a person who looks like an irre in some weird [ __ ] just send us weird
• 51:58
  [ __ ] just send us some pictures in fact oh car if you got any more pictures of
• 52:03
  your brother-in-law on this with with his shoes on his knees I'd like to see
• 52:07
  some new angles of that too so she's not going to hear this Dan she's not allowed
• 52:11
  to listen she's never going to hear this someone to let her know
• 52:14
  oh um I do have to say thank you Carol for the lovely birthday message I
• 52:19
  appreciated that thank you yeah it was my birthday while I was
• 52:23
  away it was listeners you forgot except Carol yeah Carol didn't
• 52:29
  forget I think I remember the day you say what was her birthday message was it
• 52:33
  a sexy birthday message you don't need to know it's private Carol my birthday
• 52:38
  is coming up and I'd like a sexy birthday
• 52:42
  message I'm just going to leave it at that did Luke did you get a sexy
• 52:47
  birthday message from car no I miss out the sexy birthday message oh miss that's
• 52:53
  a shame [Music]
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  get a shout out on the podcast yeah
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  yeah um briefly I just wanted to mention
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  that while I was away I went to NASA and uh I won't go on about it even though I
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  could no you can go on about it in short it all right well it's it's it's [ __ ]
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  awesome and um listeners if you're ever considering whether you should or should
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  not go visit NASA um in in at Cape
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  canaval in Florida you should cuz it's awesome they have uh were you lucky
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  enough to see a launch No No in fact uh I was unlucky enough that there was a
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  launch the day after we left to go to New Orleans and uh and they were trying
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  to sell tickets to it and I was like shut up I don't want to hear about it
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  man that's like the time we went to the v in LA and The Veronicas were on I know
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  and so we're on the bus tour and the GU was likeing over to the side there there
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  the uh bleachers where you can watch the launch and in fact we've got one coming
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  up uh in just a couple of days I was like shut up I want to hear about
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  it um yeah say we've never had one well exactly they don't they don't launch
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  things there anymore yeah just tell me that say that did you go to the Challenger
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  exhibition we saw um [Laughter]
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  yeah yeah the um the ashtray yeah saw that um that's harsh I feel I feel mean
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  having said that I feel dirty um you know what I found out I saw yeah we saw
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  the launch site for the apoll missions what did you find out oh just speaking of
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  ashtrays um and I and I forget the translation but did you guys know that in
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  Israel um the word for ashtray is like a dis
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  like it's something they like say to each other when they're trying to yeah
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  they like call him an
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  ashtray because of the uh you know the Holocaust I was wondering if that's why
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  is that true yeah apparently that's that's really
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  mean that's like something I would say on here is an awful joke and then you
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  would use it against me yeah it is but I think it's like uh it's like the nword
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  you know like that's their word like they can say it to each
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  other but we can't say it to
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  nerd yeah
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  nerd yeah that is our word that is our
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  word so yeah I definitely got a NASA I saw a satin five rocket I Saw the space
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  shutt Atlantis I saw uh I Saw the space suits with the
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  little zippers so they could jerk off on the moon yeah I saw I touched a moon
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  rock um through the little zipper they had a lot of uh lot of stuff about Mars
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  um you know that would interest you Luke yep uh even even though you're not going
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  anymore I still like get caught up yeah maybe on the reserve list maybe
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  I think maybe seems like NASA's got a bit more happening than um than Mars one
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  just quietly well how many application forms of NASA had filled out
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  cuz I think they could go head tohe right now Strangely I I don't think they
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  opened it up to the general public and charged for um they didn't for
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  admissions no strange do anyone know if bars one actually even started to build
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  anything what are they going to build know but knowing nothing about this I
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  can tell you with absolute confidence they've not built
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  anything I think they've built their bank balance they're meant to be leaving
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  in 5 years or something yeah they're not not going anywhere they're not going
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  anywhere but yeah oh you know what I learned too actually and this terrified
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  me um around the launch sites they have you know fences to keep you know
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  wildlife and and I guess humans out um ye and the fences all
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  all yep and the the fen is all uh uh
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  curved over at the top uh outwards you know towards where the the wildlife
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  would be and he explained that's because apparently alligators can climb a chain
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  link fence and uh and get in
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  wa that's [ __ ] terrifying that's true why the [ __ ] has there never been a film
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  about an alligator crawling up the fence and Cape Canaveral and stowing away on a
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  space shuttle yeah why the [ __ ] is that
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  not maybe it needs to that needs to be multiple nerdgasm Productions first film
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  yep Kickstarter number two gentlemen yeah Kickstarter number two we need $20
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  million leave us leave it with us listeners leave it with us what's that
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  we need 20 mil we'll see $2 million we
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  need to get Bill paon on board
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  yes yeah definitely and legalist is in it yeah Andy Circus is going to play the
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  uh the alligator the rocket rocket he's going to play all the
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  non-human things no you know who's going to play the rocket The Rock The
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  Rock did Dan fall off the internet oh can you guys not hear me I think he just
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  got that excited I'm here guys I'm here he didn't get to finish a sentence I
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  want to know who you got to write it down the listeners know I'm here just listen to
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  the we will have something this time you can't hear me but you can what's
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  happened only you
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  hello helloo hi hi I need I need to know
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  who it is who plays the rocket the rock It's The Rock The Rock yeah
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  good um Dwayne the rocket Johnson
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  yeah um Luke I did attempt to go to the uh the restaurant that we went to in
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  Salem listeners um Luke do you want to tell them tell them about uh our little
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  experience in uh Sal at a restaurant I thought I thought you said never to talk about that
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  what do you mean you really oh no no no no I meant the food just the food not
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  the restroom not the thing in the restroom just the food yeah um well it
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  was the first time we both experienced lobster bisque and it was beautiful and then the
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  W tried to sell us a boat that's true that also happened so
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  did you guys have lober on a boat after
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  that well Luke and I didn't at the time we had lobster bisque in in in a
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  restaurant in Salem and it was it was delicious uh and I would say it was you
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  know in the top 10 the top things you've ever had in your mouth in my
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  life yeah yeah and then the number one thing happened in the restroom but um
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  that's another story that's another story so I went back I went to take
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  Jenner and um Jared her brother to the restaurant so they could experience the
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  lobster bisque and I get there and it's shut down a shut down shut down or just
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  closed for the day it is now being it's being converted into a chain
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  restaurant oh so it's it's uh yeah it's going to it's going to be a seafood
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  restaurant still but it's just some chain now instead of just a little
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  little family-owned thing that it seemed to be at the
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  time however I do have a contender for the
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  crown a Ral for the lobster bisque and
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  that is a delicious meal called
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  shrimp Columbo ohm Columbo now just one is that enticing
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  thing now you can guess why I ordered that meal it was not because it was not
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  because I expected it to be as delicious let me tell you about the shrimp CL and
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  listeners I'm sorry that this is probably potentially very with glasse imagine
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  Luke Luke imagine if you will the lobster bisque but with actual shrimp in
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  it and B bacon bits it's [ __ ] delicious doesn't give
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  a [ __ ] about your bacon bits but that sounds delicious to me of
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  bacon I like bacon
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  but I don't think you quite understand how delicious this thing [Laughter]
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  was I'm going to have to try it listeners if you're ever in um New
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  Orleans go to the Green Goddess order yourself some shrimp
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  Columbo and also go to uh Crossroads at the House of Blues and order the voodoo
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  shrimp that's also man the Green Goddess is what I called it when I was addicted to
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  absent [ __ ] chase that goddess every night for a little while it was not good
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  oh Green Goddess is what I called it when I um I used to frequent that um
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