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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 11th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion.
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  Speaker 3: Is it lies.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 7: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Today's Monday.
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  Speaker 7: It is May the eleventh, twenty twenty six. My name
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  Speaker 7: is Woody. That is Greg Gory. We got menace.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Hope you had a great weekend. Everybody.
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  Speaker 5: See bass is here.
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  Speaker 7: We got Sammy Morgan, our associate producer, von our video
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  Speaker 7: producer is here. We got bored, we got Menchi. We've
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  Speaker 7: got the phones open eight seven seven four. Wooding sent
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  Speaker 7: us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 7: We'll check in with the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 7: Got some of the trending news headlines for you birthday's
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  Speaker 7: port of birthday, those were all coming up this hour
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  Speaker 7: here on The Woody Show. Let's see I got this year. Greg,
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  Speaker 7: You're not gonna like this. The CEO now, this is
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  Speaker 7: Ryan Air. This is that low cost Irish airline.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but the guys is pretty damn funny though.
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  Speaker 7: Now the guy who's the CEO, he wants to see
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  Speaker 7: airport's ban uh the places in the airport from serving alcohol.
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  Speaker 5: In the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Like, so the early morning is a safe place where
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  Speaker 1: you can get booze at all times.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, So early morning booze service he wants banned, well,
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  Speaker 7: f you. He has called out the drunken passengers for
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  Speaker 7: the reason that at least one flight per day has
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  Speaker 7: to be diverted.
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  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, there's video because it's a lot of like
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  Speaker 8: you irishmen going down to a visa.
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  Speaker 7: And because of that, he says bars and airport should
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  Speaker 7: be subjected to the same licensing rules as ones that
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  Speaker 7: don't sit behind a security checkpoint.
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  Speaker 8: Why why would morning drinks have anything? I think after
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  Speaker 8: needing drinks, people have already been building up pregaming.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the time of day?
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  Speaker 5: I think morning be safest.
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  Speaker 1: Actually his name is Michael O'Leary, the same dude that
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  Speaker 1: wanted to charge to use the bathroom on board. And
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  Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I did say that, and I think that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: He says he can't comprehend why anyone at airport bars
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  Speaker 7: is serving people at five or six in the morning.
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  Speaker 7: Don't worry about it, dude, he says, here needs to
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  Speaker 7: be drinking a beer at that time.
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  Speaker 5: You know where they learn from?
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  Speaker 1: He said, who needs to Yeah, it's not about need.
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  Speaker 1: You don't question somebody's rights by questioning their need.
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  Speaker 7: He said no booze would be served at airports outside
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  Speaker 7: licensing hours, and he recommends that using a boarding pass
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  Speaker 7: is a form of ID check that could limit passengers
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  Speaker 7: to just two drinks per Yeah, at the airport because.
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  Speaker 1: Some people ruin it take away everybody else.
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  Speaker 5: So that's usually the way it goes though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't support any example like that Sea
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  Speaker 1: brings up, but Viza, there's no one's drinking in the
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  Speaker 1: morning and a viza like everybody's.
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  Speaker 5: Laid out like its dead bodies.
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  Speaker 7: Well that's the way too.
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  Speaker 5: Oh the ways.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, speaking of planes getting diverted, there was a Southwest
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  Speaker 7: flight and it got diverted and then delayed, actually not diverted,
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  Speaker 7: it was delayed for over an hour. There was a humanoid.
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  Speaker 5: Robot b bop.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, four foot fall, four foot tall, seventy pound robot
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  Speaker 7: that boarded the plane as a passenger.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, what is that? Yeah, are really cute.
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  Speaker 7: That's the ones that love And there was an actual
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  Speaker 7: ticket purchase for it. Now, the issue apparently came down
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  Speaker 7: to the fact that the ticket b Bop was assigned
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  Speaker 7: was for an aisle seat, which violates Southwest you know
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  Speaker 7: the large carry on policy, and it it wasn't as
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  Speaker 7: simple as just moving b bop to a window seat
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  Speaker 7: because the robot's handler. I was then asked about the
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  Speaker 7: batteries that power lithum. I am not carry on, I
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  Speaker 7: am I am human. Those lithium batteries were larger than
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  Speaker 7: what's allowed. Was it like one hundred what is it?
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  Speaker 7: Menace that it's like and it has to be all
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  Speaker 7: like visible now to like it's one hundred watt or
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  Speaker 7: something like that. So these lithium batteries, they were larger
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  Speaker 7: than what's allowed and they had to be removed and
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  Speaker 7: then from there the flight was able to take off.
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  Speaker 7: That delayed because of like a robot on board, Like
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  Speaker 7: guess you check all those parameters when you're going through.
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  Speaker 7: But I'd be so annoyed if my flight's delayed because
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  Speaker 7: some dickhead has their robots for everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Is the one that you can buy You can buy
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  Speaker 4: that thing on Walmart really dot com for eight grand.
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  Speaker 7: Is that the one that has the head that kind
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  Speaker 7: of looks like it's a like an Amazon speaker.
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  Speaker 1: It's very humanoid.
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  Speaker 4: It just dances around, doesn't actually doing anything. You can't
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  Speaker 4: like go make a coffee.
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  Speaker 8: These are the ones that I see guys that started
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  Speaker 8: to take these out to like Times Square and.
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  Speaker 5: Take your picture with them walking. It's basically a toy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah cool, where's your your your robot? Andrew?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not famous enough, like Andrew Schultz already has it.
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  Speaker 7: But it's supposed to be this year, right, But then
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  Speaker 7: they give you like a time frame. No, just sometime
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  Speaker 7: this year, just sometime this year. And dude, and they
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  Speaker 7: got all your money up front.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, just And as I say, this
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  Speaker 4: sounds like one of those uh as with the kickstarters
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  Speaker 4: that I was wondering. Comedian Andrew Schultz again, he already
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  Speaker 4: has one, the same one that I ordered, And it's
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  Speaker 4: like getting his z in forum and stuff and doing
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  Speaker 4: all kinds of cool stuffs show.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Greg, you're not gonna like this?
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  Speaker 8: Oh no?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 7: Uh so? Jerry Seinfeld, he says that Friends one of
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  Speaker 7: your favorite shows of all time. See if if everybody
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  Speaker 7: else agrees or disagrees with this, he says it Friends
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  Speaker 7: is just Seinfeld with better looking people.
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  Speaker 1: No, I disagree, and it's not because I'm biased by
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  Speaker 1: any means. But I think Friends had recurring plots, It
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  Speaker 1: had recurring themes, that had character arcs and whatnot. Seinfeld
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  Speaker 1: to me is as Seinfeld did, Well, it's more you
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  Speaker 1: could watch like an episode here and there and still
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  Speaker 1: get the gist of it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and Seinfeld himself said, it's a show about nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Friends, like season eight might have a callback to
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  Speaker 1: season two and you're like, oh, look how that changed
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  Speaker 1: or what the.
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  Speaker 8: Seinfeld had Seinfeld that not a lot a tad here
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  Speaker 8: and there with George's wife or fiance, Susan, but that
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  Speaker 8: was that was rare and and to be to add
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  Speaker 8: on to that, I would say, yes, of course Friends
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  Speaker 8: was better looking. It was also a way happier and
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  Speaker 8: less funny.
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  Speaker 5: I'm surprised Seinfeld would put those in the same category sitcoms.
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  Speaker 1: It comes to sitcoms, though, everybody wants to compare Friends
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  Speaker 1: and Seinfeld.
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  Speaker 5: Why because they were at the height of their powers
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  Speaker 5: at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Totally, it's two separate entities.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone knows that.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a fact that Friends was a ripoff of
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  Speaker 4: the Living Single, which was hugely popular the year before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and then they made Friends sitcom formulas or kind of.
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  Speaker 8: Ripped, Right, they've had Friends like that, they've had you know, throut,
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  Speaker 8: but this company at its height.
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  Speaker 4: Living Single came out in nineteen ninety three and it
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  Speaker 4: was like one of the number one shows on television.
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  Speaker 4: And then so they decide, oh, let's make a similar show.
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  Speaker 4: And then they came up with Friends, which came out
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  Speaker 4: in nineteen ninety four.
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  Speaker 9: Right, because Living Single was with a mostly black cast
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  Speaker 9: and they were saying they didn't get enough marketing and
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  Speaker 9: stuff like that, they did the same thing with Friends,
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  Speaker 9: but they gave it so much marketing for everyone that
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  Speaker 9: know about it and watch it. But I will say
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  Speaker 9: about Seinfeld and Friends, they're written in similar ways in
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  Speaker 9: that they both have a lot of points in the
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  Speaker 9: show that don't move the plot forward, so they have
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  Speaker 9: conversations that are just conversations that are moving the plot forward.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of like this show true.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: Forty eight year old Jamie Presley from My Name Is
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  Speaker 7: Earl is the latest to join only Fans.
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  Speaker 5: She saw that bank Shannon Elizabeth May no kidding million
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  Speaker 5: in a when she.
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  Speaker 7: Says it allows her to quote create what I want,
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  Speaker 7: how I want, and share it directly with the people
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  Speaker 7: who have supported me for years.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, why are we taking these angles?
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  Speaker 7: Where are all these guys, famous dudes signing up to be.
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  Speaker 1: On Only Fans?
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  Speaker 7: Why is it only the female celebrities.
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  Speaker 5: That are doing Yeah, where's George Clooney? Right?
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  Speaker 8: But and again we've I've taught, we tried to, We
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  Speaker 8: keep asking and we keep not get finding an answer.
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  Speaker 8: Who is paying for this? Who's paying for Shannon Elizabeth
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  Speaker 8: Only Fans where she's not naked?
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  Speaker 1: It's don just like you do it once? Check it
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  Speaker 1: out and you're not a repeat?
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  Speaker 5: Where's twenty dollars for me to see Jamie Presley in
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  Speaker 5: a launchery?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Now, let me ask you a question. If Ella Langley
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  Speaker 7: was on Only Fans, you'd sign up for it, right,
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  Speaker 7: whether she was naked or not?
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  Speaker 5: Bretty? Yeah, yeah, you're a that's you. You know what
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  Speaker 5: they call menace?
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  Speaker 7: Because menace is crushing hard on Ella Langley?
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  Speaker 5: She rules. You know what they called dudes like menace?
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  Speaker 5: Ella's fellas? Oh yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 7: A thing online.
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  Speaker 5: There's Ella Fella.
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  Speaker 1: There's sure.
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  Speaker 7: There are all these women who are sharing how the
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  Speaker 7: dudes of their life have been crushing.
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  Speaker 5: Hard on Ella Langley.
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  Speaker 4: Well, she reminds me a lot of Casey musk Graves.
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  Speaker 8: What say we now have a menace type. It is
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  Speaker 8: dark brown hair, long, late thirties, early forties.
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  Speaker 5: And Craig you picture and you tell me that's not
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  Speaker 5: Marie Osmond.
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  Speaker 1: Well she's yeah, twenty seven, I believe. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But Ella Langley also says that she was inspired by
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  Speaker 4: Casey musk Graves as well, so like, yeah, I stole
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  Speaker 4: her personality coincides with each other. Yeah, but you can
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  Speaker 4: agree she rules, right.
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  Speaker 10: She does.
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  Speaker 5: She's the best. She looks at this picture like she
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  Speaker 5: could be your album right now.
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  Speaker 7: She looks that she could be related to Morgan, doesn't
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  Speaker 7: yeah like this in this in this one photo trying to.
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  Speaker 8: Get okay yeah, because it's like it's shout from like
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  Speaker 8: up her face, so there knows that's big.
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  Speaker 5: I guess, Okay, yeah she.
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  Speaker 7: Has That's not That's not what I was saying. I'm
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  Speaker 7: saying like, like I could see I just I wouldn't
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  Speaker 7: able to pick her out of the line. I've heard
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  Speaker 7: the name be so I want to go, look what
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  Speaker 7: you looked like. The first picture that came up was
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  Speaker 7: this one she was on stage and what is that.
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  Speaker 5: From the Wikipedia? Because they always make sure to pick
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  Speaker 5: this is this is four. Check this picture out and
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  Speaker 5: tell me I'm wrong about her being an Osmond. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: yeah she does.
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  Speaker 1: All her photos are kind of retro looking.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, and she's really bringing the old school like country soundback.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she said your casey must great.
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  Speaker 11: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: Now, Greg, here's something that you will most likely agree
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  Speaker 7: with because you never really found Robin Williams funny.
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  Speaker 1: I loved him as a dramatic actor. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Sally Field says that on the set of Missus Dollfire
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  Speaker 7: and Menace, Ah, we can hear, we can try from
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  Speaker 7: the top, Sally Field. He says that on the side
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  Speaker 7: of Missus Dowfire, there she is. Robin Williams was constantly
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  Speaker 7: making everybody laugh except for her. She didn't find what
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  Speaker 7: he was doing funny and that drove him crazy.
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  Speaker 8: Go back and watch any of his stand up and
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  Speaker 8: it is it's it's cocaine. Well yeah, I mean he
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  Speaker 8: is hard and old seventies is not comedy. It's just
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna talk really fast and make a bunch of right.
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  Speaker 1: Was he crazy talented? Yes, but if you do look
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  Speaker 1: back at like the Johnny Carson stuff, he's just talking quickly.
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  Speaker 5: But when he does that with good writing, like in
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  Speaker 5: Morning Vietnam or something, it's so much fun. But yeah,
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  Speaker 5: watching the stand up is heard, are you saying that
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  Speaker 5: he's a sebastion of his time?
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  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, he's He had a trick he had He
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  Speaker 8: had a stage presence that that tricked people into laughing
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  Speaker 8: without saying it.
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  Speaker 7: But I think he was just so damn likable, you
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  Speaker 7: know what I mean, always like fun and.
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  Speaker 10: Happy, crazy all right, menace, what you got?
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  Speaker 5: What is help? What has happened with my voice?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 4: What's happening the Kelly Clarkson Like, So she's not weird?
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  Speaker 5: No, she says, she's not doing what with Kelly Clarkson.
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  Speaker 4: So she had her talk show and then she wanted
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  Speaker 4: to move it to Texas and be around her family
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  Speaker 4: and stuff like that, and they wouldn't move the production
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  Speaker 4: over there Clas. Yeah, and then so she says, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm quitting the show and spend more time with my kids.
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  Speaker 4: But guess what now she's a judge on the Voice again.
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  Speaker 5: Well, because I backed up the brinstruck, they got daycare there.
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  Speaker 7: That's also probably a lot less commitment, right percent, also
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  Speaker 7: than a daily talk show and.
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  Speaker 5: Why couldn't they move that to Texas. I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: they should be. People liked it.
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  Speaker 7: Nobody cares about that stuff anymore. It doesn't it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird. She's also still doing a residency in
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  Speaker 4: Vegas in July.
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  Speaker 5: I really want to go that. I've always really liked
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  Speaker 5: her voice because.
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  Speaker 7: It used to be for these these shows, radio shows
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  Speaker 7: and for television shows that were very guests heavy, like
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  Speaker 7: relying on guests. You had to either be in New
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  Speaker 7: York or LA because that's where all the celebrities were.
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  Speaker 5: And now people live everywhere in Austin.
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  Speaker 7: People have spread it, yeah, in Nashville and Texas to
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  Speaker 7: all these different places.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know if they've seen a map. Texas
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  Speaker 4: is centrally located, so in.
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  Speaker 7: This central, yeah century in central, it's in this century,
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  Speaker 7: yeah central.
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  Speaker 5: It should be easy for them to get there. I
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  Speaker 5: had a suspicion. I just looked it up.
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  Speaker 8: Kelly Clarkson Show when it was on, take two episodes
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  Speaker 8: a day, three days a week. My family, that's always
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  Speaker 8: garbage exhaust Yeah, that's too much. When Tom Brady retired
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  Speaker 8: to be with his family, that I retired, she had
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  Speaker 8: to book.
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  Speaker 1: The guests herself and do all the.
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  Speaker 5: Crap your own hair, the writing.
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  Speaker 7: Gena, grab what you got.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the Golden Globes are officially gearing up for their
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  Speaker 5: award shows, but they're also laying out the new rules
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  Speaker 5: about how AI can be used for movies and TV
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  Speaker 5: and podcasts, and how they're gonna, you know, give awards
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  Speaker 5: up for stuff that has AI, because what are they
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  Speaker 5: gonna do. They have to acknowledge it now. So here's
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  Speaker 5: the new guidelines. Basically, projects that use AI can still
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  Speaker 5: compete as long as humans are clearly the main creative
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  Speaker 5: force behind the work. So the Globes say, so.
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  Speaker 7: I did all the prompts.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, the AI tools can help support the production,
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  Speaker 5: but they can't replace writers, directors, actors, and other credited artists.
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  Speaker 5: And performances created mostly by AI won't qualify. So a
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  Speaker 5: lot of that, like oh, and AI generated God the movie,
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  Speaker 5: you just won't get the stupid award. Correct, and AI
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  Speaker 5: generated copies of an actor's voice, that's also off limits.
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  Speaker 5: It's federal to qualify you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, because but that's the thing that still exists.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just glad that they're acknowledging this well, and
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  Speaker 5: people are being I know a lot of art artists
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  Speaker 5: quote unquote, and you know writers, directors, actors who are
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  Speaker 5: no AI whatsoever.
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  Speaker 8: But it's just in a lot of cases better better computer.
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  Speaker 8: Like I use it if I remember record stuff out
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  Speaker 8: in the field and there's honks and stuff that I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't want out, I use AI to take that out
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  Speaker 5: and that deal.
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  Speaker 8: And like I said, no one complained when they made
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  Speaker 8: Toy Story when a computer made all those animations.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up with that?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, bitch?
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  Speaker 5: And then it's just telling you how to do it.
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  Speaker 5: You know, we don't.
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  Speaker 8: We don't require that everyone just drawing like snow white style.
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  Speaker 8: Now we have easier computer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so they're just wait, wait lightights. Uh what did
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  Speaker 5: you say? Ights?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I think you said a lot of ads. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I thought.
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  Speaker 5: I heard this.
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  Speaker 7: I heard the same thing. Have drugs for the way?
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  Speaker 5: Somebody?
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  Speaker 7: Uh, speaking of awards, you know we uh, we don't
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  Speaker 7: get nominated a lot for this kind of stuff. Somebody
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  Speaker 7: said that, uh we're being nominated for a Marconi Award.
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  Speaker 5: I guess, okay, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Here here's the thing. But this is what they need
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  Speaker 7: from us, they need us to submit an audio piece
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: to go along with it, but like what it's okay,
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: So it needs to be between sixty and ninety seconds,
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: and it has to be from the twenty twenty five
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: under year.
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: Do you think we have no Sceio Morgan and Tyler
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: when we learned that it made out, Yeah boo done.
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: For a Marconi.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: By the way, are they going to check?
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: No?
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: What I'm saying like for a Marconi that's.
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: Like a serious But that's a that's a serious radio award,
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: right that got legit one?
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: This is not that's a major major of radio. You
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: gotta send like Greg like crying about something.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: I can't think of one thing that we've done.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Like ever that I think would be appropriate for second?
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: What they are they looking for? Them like like funny.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: It's anything we want?
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: Oh here, it says anything that showcases the show, maybe
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: a funny moment with a listener or someone from the cast.
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: It could be a montage if you could squeeze it
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: into the ninety second limit.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Doesn't have any content.
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: They're not going to judge it based on this though.
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: This is just for the promo, like they've already made
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: up their mind that's okay.
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: That's that's the other thing.
• 17:04
  Speaker 12: I just say, Gregory report, Yeah right, all right, well
• 17:11
  Speaker 12: well well we'll get back to that way.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Everbody Sammy's webbing.
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know cart Narks. People seem to
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: you knowing it.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. It's the best, greg Gory, what
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: you got.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I promise you this has nothing to do with
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because I've never seen it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know the people on it. This is not
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: about the show. This is about the money. There's this couple,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: maybe you know, a menace p K. M Kemsley and
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: his wife. All right, I never is okay, anyway, your
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: middle initial better be Oh they're going through a divorce, right,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: So the husband p K says, over the past year,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: the wife spent one million dollars on clothing and handbags.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: How that's what cut my eye. I mean one year,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: one million dollars.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: I could do that easy.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Louis Vuitton Chanelle purse is about seventy grand. Each spent
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: thousands on her mens What those what are those bags?
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: A Birken bag?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: The Birken bags is one thousand.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: A basic bitch brick and bag is ten gees.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: Let's say you only shop three hundredas a year. Could
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: you spend thirty five hundred bucks? You know, you buy
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: one bag of day? Yeah, I guess you could pair
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: of shoes day.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: But meanwhile, she made zero payments on the mortgage and
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: they have a six million dollar mortgage Mega lane. On
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: mortgage payments, he still covers ninety percent of all her
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: household expenses. She's living in this other house with the kids.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Weird. I thought it would be in reverse.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: He said. So he said, come live at this other
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: property that I have, and let's sell the house. We're
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: gonna probably lose it anyway. And she refused the offer. Wow,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: So meanwhile she goes out and spends a million bucks
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: on stupid clothes and handbags. He's footing the bills and
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: he's the divorce is not finalized. How whipped are you?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, I'll still put up with it, and
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: then offer to have her moved to a different property.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: If she can spend that kind of money, imagine what
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: she would need to maintain her lifestyle.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know. So it's just mind boggle to.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Get a bricken where you're not shamed, like that's like
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: forty thousand times ten, that's already four hundred thousand dollars.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: I hate when you see these celebrity couples that break up,
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: or you know there's an athlete or somebody who's going
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: through a breakup and they say, oh, I need one
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: hundred and ten thousand dollars a month in child support.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah no you don't. How's my child going to.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Eat those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Yeah, we really
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: got in expressed.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Don't believe.
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like you don't need that. It's ridiculous, all right,
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: it's not for your birthdays and your porna birthday were shiver.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: We won't sit because it's sh and you know you
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: don't do just a.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Couple of birthdays here. Really, Sabrina Carpenter is twenty seven
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: years old today.
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: Old.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: I somehow, unless we talked about it and I mind
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: erased it, I didn't know that she's the niece of
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Nancy Cartner, who does Bart Simpsons.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I said they're cousins, but yeah they're really is that?
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I think so her aunt? Does this prove that she's
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: twenty seven?
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: And that girl the menace was just talking about twenty seven,
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: and the girl I talk about is obvious twenty is
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: twenty seven the hottest.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Age for a woman, as Leonardo DiCaprio, yet he place
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: not that old.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter's twenty seven. Today, you got Black China
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: who is thirty eight, told her Jeffrey Donovan is fifty eight,
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: and then you got your porn of birthday today. Who's
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: Kendris Spade in today's birthday girl? She has been banged
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: harder than a vending machine that's holding up someone's dollar,
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: or like it just gets caught on that little loopy.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Thing that's dangling.
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, five hundred, same with her five hundred and twenty
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: fine films, including Butthole Whores Volume seven, What about. She
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: was in Squirts Squad Volume three, also Chassis Boys Lick Better.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: She was engaping with my bestie. She was in Vagina Vendetta.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: Kendra Spade gets the facial she craves. That was a
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: good one.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: But really, who can forget her? Unforgettab role in the
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Big Finger Bang Theory.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Oh that was hilarious. I love that.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: That's a Kendra Spade who's twenty eight years old today
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: and that's your porn a birthday, your celebrity birthday is
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: and a little Monday look some of the stuff that's
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: happening in the world of entertainment for this year on
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: The Woody Show. The Woody Shows back.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: So if you are thinking about going to the UFC
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: event on the front lawn of the White.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: House Show, I don't thinking about it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: So there is reportedly an opportunity for a small number
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: of tickets to be purchased if you want to sit
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: on the lawn to check it out in person June fourteenth,
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: but they.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Won't be cheap. What's the damage.
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: So there are some sources saying a percentage of the
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: forty three hundred tickets will go to the President Trump,
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: possibly a third. Another percentage goes to Dana White and
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: t KO obviously, and then the military gets another chunk,
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: which we which we talked about. The remaining tickets will
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: be made available for a mere one point five million
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: dollars each. You're still thinking about it out four quote
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: influential people.
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because you got to figure it's gonna be There's
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: there's plenty people to they'll take that. The Zuck, the
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: yulon and so forth, and then they'll throw in the
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: military on top of that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: I have a stupid question if this is like on
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: government property. I don't know if that matters. Who gets
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: the money the government?
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Do they?
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: Is it like a fundraiser for the government or like
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: where go after.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: They have it? Yeah? Who you get?
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they'll throw it to That's why they're doing.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Like a chunk goes to the military, Like they're given
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: the tickets to human fund soldiers and stuff.
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: They'll they'll lease it to the UFC and then they'll
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: throw off a bunch two whoever.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm in the UFC portal right now, media
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: media portal, and yeah, you can't even request to go
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: in the media portale.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Gonna be there, Joe Rogan and you know rock.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: Here. Uh trashy. It reminds me we got an email
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: stand by. I wanted to know what what Greg thought
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: on this hold on somebody wants Yeah, in fact, that's
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: the subject trashy or not? This from Patrick who sends
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: us an email email at the woodieshow dot com. So
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: I'm gonn going to watch Devilwaar's product too, sligh Greg
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: with my wife and niece.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: That should be a yeah, why are you invited?
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: Patrick says, I think it's trashy to bring in blankets
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: to the movie theater. I think it's stupid that my
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: wife and niece do not. What do you guys think
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: if you bring a blanket to the movie. I would
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: not say trashy, I'd say very childish thought.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: Women are always cold though, yeah, especially sitting in a dress.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Appro wear a jacket.
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: I always bring a hooey this because when you go
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: to the fancy movie theaters, they give you blanket.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: They do. Yes, really luxury. My neighborhood never been to
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: a movie theater.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Where are you going to the movies? Dubai?
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: I've never been to that, but it's the Dubai twenty four.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: When they serve you, they bring you alcohol, they bring
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: you candies in a little martini glass, and.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: So really, yes, I've never fitness seat. I was gonna
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: ask Sammy how much does it cost? But I guess
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: I promise you she doesn't know.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's true.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just.
• 24:38
  Speaker 11: I pay for my ticket with what happens under the
• 24:44
  Speaker 11: blank It's called trade.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: I will say this though, I wouldn't bring a blanket,
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: but I would like one.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, There is this one time Mario and I did
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: for an anniversary, was like this little boat harbor tour
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: thing and it was just the two of us and
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: then the couple that was driving the boat. They owned
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the boat and they rent this out by the hour
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: or whatever, did a little one hour harbor boat ride
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: and they had a little basket thing that had blankets.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: We're sitting there on the boat, Son's going down. I
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: got super cold, and I refused to use a blanket.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: How girly of me to be sitting on a boat
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: with a blank with a wrap around your anniversary?
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: How dare you be comfortable?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I know, and in retrospect, I shouldn't have cared, but
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I was not going to sit on the front of
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: a boat with a blanket.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Sammy, How cozy does that sound?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: It would have been back.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: To your original commentary on this gentleman here wife and
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: worried about blankets being trashy. I think we're all we
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: know where this is going, right?
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, that's why you said, why Yeah, Devilwar's product
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: bringing your like, Send the wife, Send the wife and
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: the niece by themselves to Devil Wears product.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: And then stay at home with your blanket or your
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: brosers taking a watching chick or something not trashy, it's childish.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: I also heard about I want to check out this
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: this podcast. Somebody actually texted over to us about this.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: Does anybody listened to the Are You Garbage? Podcast?
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's very popular amongst women, so it's probably a
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: menus thing.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: So it's hosted by these these two dudes, and the
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: premises the host they interview comedians and celebrities to determine
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: if their habits, upbringing and lifestyle are classy or trashy.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called are You Garbage?
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so common questions involved childhood stories, hotel, shampoo, theft,
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: eating habits, and etiquette. And then you they listen to
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: all this stuff and then they determine like, all right,
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: yeah you're kind of trash. Yeah your garbage.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: That's kind of funny. I like the premise that I
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: check that out.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: I was at that Giggly Squad podcast taping and then
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: they just like threw out topics like that out there,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: like oh, what are your thoughts on this?
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: And it would just be like a random thing like scarf.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Totally, and then you they give them no, like it's
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: so context or anything.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: How some of these podcast topics you think about for
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: like a week. One of them was how do you
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: dry off after a shower? And the guy's like, I
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: don't get your question. He's like, do you kind of
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: like wipe your body before you tel off? Or do
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you shake your hair out before you dry off? And
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: there was this like twenty minute debate, and I thought,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I've been thinking about it ever since. Something topics I know,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and it was good. I was thinking of trash Tuesday.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: That's the early one I was thinking of.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: So okay, here's here's an episode.
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: It says a fat guy breakfast, so you know it
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: kind of like what we do for March fatness.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, that might.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: Be a good one to start with. Or are you garbage?
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Are you garbage? It's very popular. Yeah, I'll check it out.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: I heard about it again on the text. You can
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: send your text over to two two eight seven. Give
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: us a call eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, we'll
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: take a quick break. We'll come back. More Woody Shows next.
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: Hang on, more Woody Show show next.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: bank account and take the money and put it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: In the fire.
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: I'm looking for real answers, no Woody show. And we
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: are into another new hour, beginning of a brand new week.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: Yay Woody, Gregy minute, Hi Gina, Hi, phones open eight
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: seven seven forty four Woody text us over to two
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  Speaker 7: to nine eight seven. I hope you had a great weekend.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: As far as I'm concerned, this is the beginning of
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: the best time of the year. We get to this
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: point the Monday after Mother's Day and the hardcore seasons
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: of obligation are over for a good stretch.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: For me, there are so many card giving occasions between
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: I would say middle of November until right now. It
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: feels like every other week, it's like, damn it, another thing.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: I gotta damn it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: And because I get so far behind, and I have
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: the best intentions as we all know, well, I even
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: buy the Mother's Day cards. I bought a week in advance,
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: and I'm like, good, I'm gonna have the kids fill
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: these things out. I'm gonna get them in the mail
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: at a reasonable Time'll bil something to the regular mail.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: And then of course on Friday afternoon, I was at FedEx.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Can you overnight this?
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was at FedEx and had to overnight, you know,
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: the cards, which my mom loved, and she loves the cards.
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: She does love the cards, and so I'm happy to
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: do it for that. But man, it's just like there's
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: so many of those between Christmas, birthdays, Mother's Day, my
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: wife's birthdays in there. If you do a Valentine's thing,
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: my wife and I don't don't really do Valentine's so
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: I can't. I can't include that one. But there's so
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: many of those things in there. So now we get
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: to this point and it's from now until mid November.
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: There's not a lot of obligation. There's like one off
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: here or there, you know what I mean. But like
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: my dad's birthday, my dad doesn't care about cards. Probably
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: he would love to get home depot gift card all
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: set them up again, something like that. He loves to
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: do projects and stuff. It's to do things like but
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: the where you have to you know, really stop down.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Oh man, what's the favorite piece of advice you gave me?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Remember the harder, the truth to tell, the truer the
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: friend that tells it. So I'm gonna lay it on you.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Number one, You act like sending a card is scrubbing
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: toilets in a public bathroom. That it's like the worst
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: part of your year. And number two, I gave you
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the solution, and it's it's kind of lame, it's kind
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: of girly. But you could do this. At the start
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: of each year, go out and buy a few Mother's
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Day cards, a few Birthday cards, fill them out, address them,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: stamp them, and then just set them aside. And then
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: a week before Mother's Day drop in the mailbox. Just
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: spend half an hour filling out these cards once a year,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: say January fifth, and they're all ready to go.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: And that's the end of it. It's half an hour.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: That's not a bad That part's on the idea, but you.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Have the solution right in front of you.
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: The getting the card. It just no matter how it starts,
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: it always ends up the same way.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Where it's the.
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: Friday that's tradition, the day before and I'm there at
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: UPS or fed X, which ends up making spending a
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: billion dollars a dollar card, fifty dollars card because it
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: was for Saturday delivery. Oh it's the same Friday afternoon
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: Saturday delivery.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, more than fifty bucks.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: One and seventeen dollars crazy money, my god, one hundred
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: and seventeen dollars one hundred times too, times too because
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: I had to send one off to my mom and
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: the other one in my stepmom.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I never thought that much.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, try going, dude. What is a UPS store
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: by the way?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: What?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I hate that place?
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's bank.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: You can get a much better deal going to uh
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: fed X. Just directly get one of those like FedEx stores,
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: those FedEx office. You get a much better deal there
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: than any UPS store. It's like quadruple.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Remember when we were hanging out together and I was
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: going to go to another destination. So I was going
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: to mail my backpack to myself and it was like
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: to send it the next day was like six hundred bucks. Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: it's I was like, no, what, I'll wait, I'm good.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my god. It's like you're sending a cinder block,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: You're sending a car. Ye.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: And the thing that the getting the cards is not difficult, right,
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: It's it's because it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: When it's when it's thrown into talking about torture though.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: But it's because it's when it's thrown into a super
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: busy schedule. You're like, and like, you ever get that
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: we have all these things to do. And then you're like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: you look up, it's four o'clock and damn it to
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: the day, and you have all these things you still
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: have to do. It's just that there's a NonStop list
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: of things that's got.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: That it feels like you should be able to that though.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Hard, truth to tell. I mean, Greg gives you the
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: solution all the time.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And you throw it in the car.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: They have Mother's Day cards in January. How do you
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: get those? That's a good point. Good point, But then
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: this year that's a good point.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Right around Mother's Day anyway, it's the most wonderful time
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: of the year, for years, the most wonderful time of
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: the year.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Amazon jeers to running. I was curious about that running
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: and studying running.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Let's hear about the running, the running.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: So we went to Bert Chryscher and Tom Sigurs two
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: Bears five k. Great event, yeah, very well run event,
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: very cool. And so we're there, you know, with Burt
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: and all the guys at the at the starting line,
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: and boom we're off and we start running, and my
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: wife is there with me, my son is there, with
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: me and we're running and then my wife goes.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Are we really running?
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: I thought were just going to walk this It was great,
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: and so I went to a walk. How long did
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: you run through the I did, like the first I
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: don't know what was that minutes that first straight away? Yeah, no, no,
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: less than oh yeah, it's definitely less than I would
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: say we I probably ran for the first I don't
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: know half.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, half miles. It's pretty good.
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: And your wife, but that's it now, asked me the
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: last time I ran.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: That's the last time you've been chased. I couldn't catch
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: a flight or I couldn't tell you. But then it
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: was not then oh yeah, to get your bag. Yeah,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: and it was left on the plane, right.
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: But then it kind of but then it kind of
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: segued into a cheer because then, you know, my wife
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: and I, because things have been so busy, we actually
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: had all this time like catch up on stuff. My
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: son ran the entire time because he's like, I'm not
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: going to get beat by jelly Roll. Yeah, He's like,
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: you can't lose to jelly roll. Jelly Roll has been Yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: he's been doing a five k a day.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: He said, yeah, it runs every day and a half miles.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: At least a five k every day.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he did it, and he wanted to do
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: it in thirty three minutes. He ended up doing in
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: thirty seven. But you know, people kept on stopping him
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: and stuff, I want to take photos.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Yep, so that's great and menace. You also ran. I
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: ran as well. Yeah, okay, yeah, like the.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: I wanted to make sure I got jolly roll at
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: the finish with everybody, so I had to run fast,
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: run fast.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Uh see weekend cheers and jeers.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Gina, Yeah, cheers to back to back chick dates. And
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: you know what, I think this is the cheers for
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: all around because I don't think my husband was interested
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: in going to any of this, so you know what,
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: that's fine, but just no guys, just the ladies. Saturday,
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: had brunch, a beautiful, long, slow brunch with my girlfriends
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: and just caught up and ate and had a great time.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: The next day, went to devil Ware's product with your wife, Woody,
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: which is always a highlight when I get to hang
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: out with her. Now, Greg, we did want you there,
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: but you weren't able to attend. But just so good
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: to just like go out with the ladies, talk some ish,
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: you know, like gossip, say some horrible things, have a
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: couple of drinks. It's awesome. But jeers, I am so
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: sick of this. Jears to forty minutes of ads and previews,
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: mostly ads before a movie. Forty minutes.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: It's kind of why I don't go anymore.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it. That has to be a new record.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: I looked into it. In the two thousands, the average
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: time before a movie was like twelve minutes, and in
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: the eighties it was seven minutes. And I think it's
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: all the commercials, because it's not even movie trailers. It's
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: like ads for shoes.
• 36:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know for sure.
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: My guess is because the movie houses don't make any
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: money from the movie itself, Yeah, and make money from
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: the snacks and from those ads that they can sell beforehand.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, and that's totally why. That's how this movie theater
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: stays in business. But they run it at stupid times,
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: like go to the concession stand and it's like the
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: last thing before the movie starts, like maybe put that
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: at the beginning, But forty minutes. We were ten minutes late,
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: and it didn't make a difference, So can we just
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: please tighten that up? That's all. They're not going to
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: do that. If we paid extra five dollars per ticket,
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: they got.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: The same business, didn't great, No one's gonna buy a ticket,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: right exactly?
• 37:05
  Speaker 13: Oh God, that the ticket start at the time of
• 37:08
  Speaker 13: the movie start time? Yes, so your movie didn't start
• 37:11
  Speaker 13: till forty minutes after it seven roarded.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like that the movie the tickets were
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: for one forty and the movie started after two twenty see,
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: because then how do you plan on the rest of
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: your day? You don't that's not fair. Yeah, that was
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: the I can't take it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: And just when you think there's no way there could
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: be another movie preview because there can't be that many
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: movies being.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Right, there are.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's more.
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: There's a lot menace weekend cheers and jeers.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Well, dude, Netflix is a joke comedy festival so good.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: I went to a bunch of shows over the weekend.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: It first started with Burt and Chack. They had like
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: this really intimate, small show and it was so funny, and.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Everybody had long to tell you how good it was.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Everybody had to lock up their phones because it was brutal,
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: and it was Gabriel Glacias, Matt Rife, Lunell, Big, Jay Ogerson,
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Young Gravy was like in the crowd, the rapper, so
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: they were just like ripping him the whole time. It
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: was so funny, so good, and of course, you know,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: the five K is a part of the festival, and
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: that was fun. And the other one that I went
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: to was Pete Davidson and John mulaney and they were
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: just kind of like sharing a lot of stories of
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: SNL and things like that. So shout out to Netflix's
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Joke Comedy Festival. I ended up, you know, kind of
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: finishing it at home and watching the roast of Kevin Hart,
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: which was absolutely awesome.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Loved that.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: And then I think my gears is just it's kind
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: of lame.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: But this car charger that I used usually is not
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: working so different one. No, no, no, it's just I like,
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: this one that I normally use is by a company
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: called charge Point, So if we have anybody that works
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: for charge Point, I don't know. For some reason, my
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: account wasn't working with this particular charger. Like we have
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: charge Point in our building and it was working fine,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: but this one charger wasn't working, so they try to
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: reset it and now it's just like bright red and
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: it doesn't work.
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: Little things like this, mat as I do understand. Yeah,
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: I have mentioned before, when you know, you get to
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: work and we have our garage is wide open because
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: there's nobody here before we get we're the first ones here,
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: first ones here, first one's here. Yeah, and if there's
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: there could be three cars the entire five level garage,
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: right yeah, but that one of those five cars will
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: be in the spot that I normally park in.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Throws my whole day out. I understand.
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: Menace when that charge is not the one that you need,
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: not worth one but you normally use it throws the
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: whole day off.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Kind of cool and not cool at the same time.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: So like, uh, Toyota, you can start charging at the
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Tesla chargers for at least my car, the BZ four X,
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: which is awesome, but another year is I don't have
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: the right adapter. But the cool part that I found
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: out is that I can actually get an adapter for
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: free from Toyota. So I just need to order it
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: through the app or go to a dealer. So got
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: to wait for that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: The Kevin heart roast.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: Here's some of the jokes.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Loved it from the roast. Everyone loves you. Kevin Hart.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: What a story.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: Your dad was a street hustler and addicted to crack cocaine,
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: So I guess being dependent on the rock runs in
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: the family.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Jeff Ross ye.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Wait to watch one of the rock came out and
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: started showing his dad's mug shots of Kevin Hart's dad's
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: mug shots.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so funny.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: Kevin's dad wasn't there for him because he was addicted
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: to cocaine, which is a lot more respectable than not
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: being there for your kids because you're filming Jumanji three.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Will Kevin, you don't hear some things tonight that you're
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: not familiar with. Those things are called punchlines.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: I was dying came out, you know. Tom Brady took
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: some shots out of me. That pretty good. Yeah, like
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: made fun of you. That Kevin Hart's affairs in Vegas?
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, because I gotta.
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: Get back to uh Vegas to attend to my affairs.
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not supposed to mention Vegas
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: and affairs.
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: The rules.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: They seems like really nothing was off the table. I
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: think there was mentioned like, oh, I don't really talk
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: about his kids, but there was still some stuff in
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: there too, and I mean it was it was really good.
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: Uh sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
• 41:22
  Speaker 9: So my cheers is that we finally have the floors
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: picked out for seamboat Willy's place so that we can
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: move forward and put new floors in.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: It has been the.
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: Most strenuous process of getting multiple estimates and then going like, oh, okay, great, these.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Are the floors. Are you the one handling this?
• 41:38
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: We both are okay, Well, because he owns the place,
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: it's his place, right right?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Wow? Okay, ladies moving in.
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: I know, but like moving in as the girlfriend, not
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: even as the fiance, right. So she's taken a lot
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: of like really hardcore ownership for someone who doesn't even
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: have a ring on it yet.
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: You know, it wants opinions on like what floors and
• 41:57
  Speaker 9: what are we talking?
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: Hardwood tile? Yeah?
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it'll be luxury vinyl and then tyle in the middle, lovely.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: What do you think of that?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Greg? I think picking out floors is equally as important
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: as picking out a name for a baby. The biggest
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: decision you'll ever imagine in your life. I issue not
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: look at it totally.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: It has been a process and it's a big deal.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Well do you like that?
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: And then but it's great because I can just because
• 42:25
  Speaker 9: he's really good with tech stuff, so I'll go, I
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: think maybe these floors and then he'll just on his
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: computer really quick do a virtual thing so we can
• 42:33
  Speaker 9: see his place with the floors and go like, okay,
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: do you like this?
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: It's that is a benefit now.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: For Yeah, I can't imagine this deepened floors with a girlfriend.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: Well he's I mean, you could tell that he's really
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: serious about this relationship because he knows that if whatever reason,
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: God forbid, but God forbid doesn't work out, Okay, whoever
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: the next chick that comes in, well you picked up
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: these floors of the extra to all that crap out.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an expensive breakup.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Yep, exactly. I don't think he would say anything.
• 43:09
  Speaker 9: It took me a long time to figure out his
• 43:11
  Speaker 9: cat was within his ex So it.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Took me five seconds in the beginning.
• 43:17
  Speaker 10: True, Yeah, yeah, pretty true.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: What do you mean girlfriend part true?
• 43:22
  Speaker 13: Or oh if it's even true that he got it
• 43:23
  Speaker 13: from a next girlfriend, that's.
• 43:24
  Speaker 12: Super true that I thought he's not gay choices.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: That's exactly what Morgan's implying.
• 43:32
  Speaker 9: So anyways, finally able to get any floors because the
• 43:34
  Speaker 9: ones we picked out were discontinued and then the other
• 43:37
  Speaker 9: ones that we picked out they didn't have matching trim
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: for the stairs and the hahuh were I think we're
• 43:41
  Speaker 9: done now so we can finally get them installed. And
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: my gears is that I did also go see Devil
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: Worst Product over the weekend, same and my favorite, and
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: I loved the movie.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: It was great.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: But my favorite movie theater I found out is closing
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: at the end of the month.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: He's there. I saw the movie enough, the one that
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: puts you at king sized bed or whatever you go
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: through not enough ads. Yeah, and there were some ads.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: They didn't bother me as much as they've bothered Gina.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Forty minutes. Yeah, I wasn't that long.
• 44:12
  Speaker 9: But no, I'm so sad that they're closing. It's the
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: best movie theater. It does well, but all the other
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: ones around the country do not. I guess so there
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: are bankrupt and are closing at the end of the month.
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: But there, that's the one by your place now, No, oh,
• 44:28
  Speaker 9: by Steamboat Willie's.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: I feel like I would if it was that comfortable,
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: I'd fall asleep, Like if you get a blanket in
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: the standard theaters yea, every dark every movie, it's chill.
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, nice, it's the best theater around, and it's closing
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: up very fall I mean, there's a.
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: Lot of articles say they get used to that, like
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: a lot of these movie theaters are going to be
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: closed and more and more. If theaters in general there
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: might be like a more so like what you're talking about,
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: like where there's like an IMAX experience or there's some
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: kind of other but just like the standard movie theater
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: is probably not going to survive.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: It's to catch twenty two because you want more people
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: there obviously to stay in business. Then they show all
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: these previews and ads and it makes you not go,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: so you're shooting the customers.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like in the plot of Devils Prada.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: It's just like like the uh making stuff crappier and
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: then less people will check it out. They're talking about
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: the magazine industry right right, and then but you got
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: to put more ads in there to stay alive. But
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: people don't want them, so much of what.
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: They're doing with the magazine dictated by the advertiser.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or crazy. It's pretty deep, guys. Or kind of
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: like radio with all these commercials. Show We'll be right,
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: We'll be right, We'll be right back.
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: Is show got the what do you Show prom?
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Coming up?
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: What do You Show prom? Happening in the Rongo Casino
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: Resort and spat Saturday, June sixth. It starts at seven pm.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: And uh, it's like a it's like a throwback problem,
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: just like we did last year. We had we had
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: a lot of fun last year.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: It was great.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: We had Spasmatics play, which I had never seen before,
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: and there was a lot of exciting about them in
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: the room before I even saw them.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: And then everybody had such a great time. We're like,
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: all right, man, let's run it back.
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: So we have the Spasmatics, who will once again be
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: playing an eighties cover band. They're awesome. There are a
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: lot of our homie. DJ J Spinoza is gonna be
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: spinning World Champion DJ Dude. He's fantastic. He was the
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: DJ at our ten year Fiesta with Cypress Hill. Yeah,
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: if you if you went to that, that was another
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: date that uh, Scotty Fox. We reached out to Scotty.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: It's like we're cutting Scotty out of stuff. But Scotty's
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: daughter is graduating from high school that day, so he
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: he can't be there. But DJ Jazz Spinoza he's fantastic.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: We're gonna be doing some more stuff with him too
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: because he's he's great. I want to do that your
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: mom's club night thing.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah.
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: And then also a guy that we met at was
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: that Alter Ego. Yes, yeah, this magician. Yeah, and he's
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: gonna be there. He's gonna be doing like a whole
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: like a lot of the up close magic stuff throughout
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: the event, and it's stuff that you would see in
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  Speaker 1: All Right.
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  Speaker 7: Gina Grad tell us about the trending news headlines.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: I'm sure we've all heard about that horrible Frontier Airlines
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: incident in Denver by now, But just to recap, a
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: flight heading to Los Angeles hit and killed someone who
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: had reportedly jumped the airport fence and run onto the
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: freeway during takeoff Fromtimes should get what you ask for, right.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Passengers say they heard a loud bang, saw smoke flames
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: coming out of the engines before the plane stopped, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: everyone had to evacuate using the emergency slide.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see that, saw video of that.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Too many idiots by the way, grabbing all their stuff.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, a lot of people get flighting down with
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: their suitcases. Yeah. I got more on that a second ago.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Well a dozen people at minor injuries. Five were taking
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: the hospital and investigators are now looking into how this
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: person got onto the runway and how this whole thing
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: was handled. But here's what makes it extra weird.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: He jumped the but.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: Denver International Airport is bigger than all of Manhattan. Yeah,
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: and it has thirty six miles of fencing. So how
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: did he do this without anyone noticing?
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: Well, no, that's how he did it without anybody noticing,
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: because it's so big.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: That's how he did it. Yeah, there's so much, so
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: it's exactly how he did it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: But you would just think it's so small. How they
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: miss it?
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. It just seems okay, okay, Well
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: it's not like people.
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: Can people get over those things. The question is like,
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: why was this intentional? Was this like that like a
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: like a suicide situation, or just somebody.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Insane to find it? Who knows?
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Now the people going down the slide or just getting
• 49:46
  Speaker 7: off of airplanes in general, like that in those emergencies,
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: like you know, emergency situations, you don't take all your crap.
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, if you have like your backpack on the
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: seat in front, fine, but like not anything in the
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: overhead yeah, and the overhead compartment. Now people are getting
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: down to the bottom of the slide. And there's a
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: couple of videos of these people too, like they got
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: their kids off the plane and now they have like
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: this one passenger had their kids standing in front of
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: the burned out.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Engine taking a picture.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Oh good, it's like.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: No, and they're all young. Get away from the plane.
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: Get away, You're guess they're being evacuated. Get away from
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: the plane. People going over there like looking into the
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: like idiots. Right, here's something I never realized. The way
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: the airports are set up, and they have the fire stations,
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: you know, strategically positioned because the fire trucks have to
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: be able to get to wherever runway is involved within
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: ninety seconds. Damn right, because planes are fire rated for
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: ninety seconds.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Oh right. It's a kind of like the.
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: Door between your garage and your house, Like that door
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: provides a certain amount of time that will you know,
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: withstand a certain amount of fire or whatever. Right, So
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: ninety seconds. That's why they say leave all your stuff
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: because they're trying to get everybody off the plane in
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: ninety seconds.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: Well you guys my laptop, yeah yeah, yeah.
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: So if you need like a medication, if you need
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: a medication or things like that that you okay, well
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: you won't be able to deal with you know, you're
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: gonna get your stuff back by the way they said
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: it could. They said it could take up to twelve hours.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: It won't take that long, but it could possibly. So
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: if you if there's anything you would need in the
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: next twelve hours when you get on a plane, make
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: sure it's in your bag that's underneath this heat in
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: front of you.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: Put it in your pocket.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: Don't be bearing it up in the thing that's in
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: the overhead compartment, and don't be grabbing that stuff when
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: it's time to get off the plane. After you know,
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: you had to making an emergency stop on the runway
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: and now you're evacuating because the engine was on fire
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: because someone got yeah, consumed by the engine. Is the
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: term that I saw sucked on up for this person.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, paper right, exactly, idiot. Well, some of the passengers
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: from that Haunt of virus quarantine cruise ship have finally
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: gotten off the ship and now they're being flown back home. Meanwhile,
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: the CDC says seventeen American passengers are being taken to
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Nebraska for ten observation and quarantine just to be safe
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: and before everybody freaks out. Health agencies say they're continuing
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: to monitor everyone who is on board, but that this strain,
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: the ANDES strain of the Haunt virus, almost never spreads
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: person to person, so hopefully we keep it that way.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: And North Korea has changed its constitution saying that if
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Kim Jong un is killed or loses control during an attack,
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: the country is required to launch a nuclear strike. So
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: the new policy basically acts like this dead man switch
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: to retaliate if Kim himself can't do it. And the
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: move came after North Korea watched the US Israel strike
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: that killed Iran's supreme leader, and other top officials and
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: analysts say Pyongyang was shaken by how quickly Iran's leadership
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: was taken out, and it's trying to make clear that
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: assassinating Kim will still trigger retaliation.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: I thought it was pretty much set up like that anyways,
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Like if something happened to him, they're just going to
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: shoot all the missiles that they have.
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: Well, I've seen different reports saying that they don't necessarily
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: have the capabilities that they claim to have.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Like they do have.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: They do have some rockets and then some missiles and stuff,
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: but don't.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: They just have like old Cold War stuff and you know,
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: stuff from like the Soviets.
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: That part I'm not sure about, but I did see,
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: like in other words, like they're not as you know,
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: it's the guy holding the gun under his shirt, but
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: it's it's his finger.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, give me all your money.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Well, they have rockets that land in the ocean outside
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: of Japan.
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: Sure, Like that's what I'm saying. They have those kind
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: of things. But as far as like these uh long
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: real super long range ballistic you know, nuclear warhead you
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: know kind of things, they want them, of.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Course they want yeah, yeah, your hero so, oh yeah,
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: your favorite. Well the Devilwares product too was the biggest
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: movie at the box office again this weekend, pulled in
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: another forty three million here in the US. Right behind
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: that was the new release of Mortal Kombat two that
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: opened with forty million in North America. The Michael Jackson
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: biopic came in third, thirty six million in its third weekend.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: And my kit and husband saw that, so it was great.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: And I'm sure your family's seen it like a thousand
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: times nowady Michael Jackson movie. Yeah, oh yeah, they've seen
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: at least twice. It's crazy. Well, family mystery comedy Sheep
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: Detective followed with a better than expected sixteen million bucks.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: And why I think that's relevant is it has ninety
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: three percent with the critics and ninety six percent with
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: the audience on Rotten Tomatoes, Like, is this like a
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: perfect movie, something that we all need to see. Well,
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Billie Eilish's concert movie hit Me Hard and Soft that
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: rounded out the top newcomers was seven and a half million.
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: So what did you think of devil Ware's product?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: You like it?
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: Loved? Yeah, Meda you said you saw, Yeah, I really
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: liked it. Samy. On a scale one to ten, I
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: give it an eight. At eight Menace, I'll give it
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: probably a seven. Yeah, Okay, yeah, it was not great.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: I mean some.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Parties I felt like a little bit long, you know,
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: they were kind of killing time to drag it out
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: a little bit more. But other than that, I like
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: the plot. I mean I think it was a lot.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: It was relatable to a lot of what we do
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: in entertainment, and you know how no, no, well we
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: try to entertain no, just like how everything is changed
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: and every like in media or like movies. Everything, they
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: like try to you know, dwindle everything in the background,
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: like the amount of people that like help out, like
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: budget runs and budget cuts and yeah, and all that
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: kind of stuff.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: And then they try to get more.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Ads to keep everything running. But the quality is down.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: So they're like, why isn't so many people like checking
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: out the magazine? And they're like, well, you like cut
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: everybody to make it a good product, but you're trying
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: to get more Yeah, the.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: Quality, right, the quality content that people came for. Yeah,
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: it's quality content because now there's fewer people.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: That's the whole. Here's some toothpicks build a house.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you can't sell ads, so you're like, yeah,
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: you're you're the ones that are sauzing all this.
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and they address how like not many people buy
• 55:52
  Speaker 9: magazines anymore. Everything's online, but online is so flooded full
• 55:56
  Speaker 9: of click over here click over here, click over here.
• 55:58
  Speaker 9: That no one's reading the articles on line anyways, then
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: it's just really difficult.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: You went and saw it, Yeah, I saw it with
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: your wife.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Would you give it?
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: I give a six and a half. Okay, it's cute,
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: really fun if you're into the if you're into the original,
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: but you could definitely wait till it's on TV.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just doing to see how they reunite.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: That's great, But I have to say, and I might
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: I might catch hell for this, especially from Sammy. But
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: here's the thing with Anne Hathaway. She has all the
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: ingredients and like qualities of like a likable, every day
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: like girl next door, but she just isn't. She's just
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: not like likable and like fun to me.
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: But Gina, you went to go see Devil wors Product too,
• 56:36
  Speaker 9: so you would have known that you didn't like Anne
• 56:38
  Speaker 9: Hathaway before you saw the movie.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: I love Meryl Strap and Stanley Tucci, but it's not
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: like she ruined it. I'm just saying, like, is it's
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: so hard for me to grasp her as like the
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: US shucks girl. She's just she doesn't have it, and
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: she had it twenty years ago, but she's I don't know,
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: it's not my thing, but I thought it was a
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: good movie. It's just you could wait to see it
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: on TV.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like a lot. It was shot and I'm like, oh,
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: I've been there.
• 57:01
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah and Milan, Yeah, it was awesome.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Well, finally, the Pentagon's new UFO website got more than
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: three hundred and forty million hits in just the first
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: twelve hours after launching on Friday. People rush to the
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: side to dig through newly released government files and videos, photos,
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: military reports, NASA stuff, all kinds of stuff. By the way,
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: UFOs they are not UFOs now, they are UAPs. Do
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: you know what that stands for? Yeah, Eric Phenomenon, Yes,
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: he best mentions that all the time. Yeah, just making
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: sure well. President Trump posted the release about the release
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: basically told everyone to go through the files, have fun
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: figuring out what's really going on out there. And officials
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: say the archives includes decades of material, including all the
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: military sightings and older records, and they plan to keep
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: uploading more over time. But the Pentagon, you guys, says
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: there's still no confirm proof, so just don't bother. Well,
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: that's the website, yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: Exactly, talking about I just don't know why. People are
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: always surprised when they say they have these things are
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: going to release. I don't know what you're expecting.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, full on video.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, it's the proof you've been waiting for.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: Like it's not happening. It's it's not and it's not
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: proof per se.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: The government is like, we don't know what you people
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: always there's like that was a big nothing burger.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, what did you think you're going to haul
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: out an alien like Annibal Lecter?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Right, there was one photo that's photo around that like
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: looks like super early photoshop, like insanely fake. Yeah, but
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: a big bubble with the I don't know, the I
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: don't know, like.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: The big eyes. Yeah, and it's on the website kind
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: of thing. Take later exactly, Yeah, yeah, exactly what's going on.
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: But for the people who are really into that, they
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: give you something to talk about. Right, this is Christ's Fuel,
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: your favorite podcast for the next thirty days.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: There is some videos that look pretty crazy, though, welcome.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: Back little perspective which is needed.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: From time to time in the form of but that
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: sucks story.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: This Catholic deacon the name is Anthony Polio. He died
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: and what investigators believe was a surprise bear attack.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: Oh damn.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: He was out hiking alone, first of all, hiking, right, Greg,
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: another story involving hiking. This is in Montana. His body
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: was found off the main path in a wooded area,
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: and the police say that he had left his dad
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: of voicemail during that hike describing his day and his plans.
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: He sounded winded but upbeat and was making his way,
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: you know, through the park and the trail. The park
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: is temporarily closed and the officials are looking. You know
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: what happened is They say it's the first fatal bear
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: attack in like a decade.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: It's that long or more.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: You have to have any weapons on him. Glacier National
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: Park in mont Dad. One Father's Day many years ago.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: That was my gift. I took him from Montana and
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: we were doing this hike and a group of hikers
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: were coming down as we were going up and they said, hey,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: just a little f yi, we did see a grizzly
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: bear up there. The rest of the day, I held
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: my bear and I was just oh my god, oh
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: my god. I was so scared. If I saw a bear,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I would probably pass it. Even though I think they're
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: the coolest animals.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: What is the appeal of hiking?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: I'm just asking just get out just for exercise, exerish.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: And one of I think it's dorky to say it,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: but I'll admit it. Scenery.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, nothing's more impressed. Nothing's more depressing than running
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: on a treadmill inside. So at least be outside, get
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: some fresh air, see some sights and sounds.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: You see some water falls, eagles.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: But sometimes you think it's, oh, it's not that big
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: of a deal.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: The hike.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: You know, that happened to me in Alaska with Tyler.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: And then next thing you know, it's just like, oh,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: this is actually like a six mile trail.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: Like, next thing you know, it's like, where's Tyler. Yeah
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: he's dying.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: And then we have a coworker Ari he almost died
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: on a trail because he didn't realize how big it
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: was and he ended up being out for like eleven hours.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: So my uncle I just saw he's going to Hawaii
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: and he was telling me about some of his plans
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: and I'm thinking, like, oh, man, the beach, or they wore,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: can go swim with dolphins, or you know, things like
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: that he's like, well, on one day we're doing a
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: ten mile hike, and on another day we're doing a
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: five mile hike, and then we're doing a hike to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: a volcanic hike, hike vacation.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so much hiking.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: Here's a guy that needs a hip replacement. Oh and
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: he got whatever that for his own shot before the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: before the vacation, so he can make it through. God,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: I go, man, what about just you know, I don't know,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: hanging on the beach.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Can we cool it with the hiking because my kid
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: just got a sign up for boy Scouts. And how
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: you earned the hiking merit badge? I looked it up.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Two he's ten years old. Two ten mile hikes and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: one twenty mile hike and you have to like chart
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: it and map it out higher. Can you imagine?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: So now that your husband is laid up, he needs
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: knee surgery. Yeah, he tore everything, by the.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: Way, everything and mcl a cl meniscus and fractured is to.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: Be and it's one of those he's got a heel
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: before they could do surgery.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so he looks like he's getting better so they
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: can do surgery. And he won't walk for three months.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: How this happened again?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Uh uh? Adult basketball league? Well, he he said he was.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: He's trying to catch a bad pass and he went
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: full force and tried to stop himself before slamming into
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: the wall, which would have been infinitely better, and heard
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: just pops snap crackle pop.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So now that he's dealing with dad, who's got to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: do all these hikes, I don't have to do the
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: houseless badger.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: I'll drop him off at the at the site with
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: the other kids, and i'll pick him up at the end.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: I ain't going. I'm not a volunteer. I'm not. I mean,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not like one of the moms that goes with them. Okay,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: I didn't know if you had to go. I don't
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: think I have to go. I am going to get
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: live scanned and like all that stuff. So if they
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: need someone, I can do it. But in general that
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: you'll be doing it, that's all.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: She'll be on at least one of them, maybe not
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: twenty mile one, but she'll be on at least one
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: of these tenors. Oh, I have a friend that just
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: got back speaking to Hawaii. Doing a hike in Hawaii
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: around Kawaii for like multiple days. You have to like
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: camp out something like that, and like people die on
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: this trail all the time, Like why why are you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: doing this?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: One thing?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: That is cool? Cool enough?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: And you go to the top of one of the
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: volcanoes and then you might mountain bike down.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool, that's very good.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: That sounds equally dangerous.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: I would love Is there a mountain bike place at
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: the top?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: Yes, they know, they drive them up, they bring they
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: do that, and they also there was one where you
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: could take a helicopter to the top and then you
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: mountain bike down.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: Take a drive to the top and then you mountain
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: bike down. That'd be cool.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: But yeah, to hike up just a mountain bike down
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: or the mountain bike up and bat.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: New no, thank you.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, as long as you have like all the
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: tools that you need, it's not that bad. But if
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: you just kind of like hike on a whim, it's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: like water and like, I don't know, just in case
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: something happens, you can call some weapons, just in case
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: you get total weapons. I used to hunting with my
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: stepfather and we would have a special handgun just for
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: boar because will just come out of nowhere and start attacking.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Five.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: That's my wife.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: She's like, let's go Hi can be as active as
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: f on vacation. I tell her, Nope, I'm lying on
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: the beach or by the pool. Yeah, that's vacation.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: If you're calling. If you're calling it a hiking get away, fine,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: but don't trick me and call it vacation, right and
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: put me on a hike.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: My other march Mother buddy, he and his wife went
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: on like a it's called like an eco resort.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: Like, so it sounds terrible. Yeah, it sounds like flushing
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: the toilet with.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: Like a Yeah, Greg, Greg and I vacation the same,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: winning right, Like we can go on a lover's princesses.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's camp at the four season's all right?
• 1:05:07
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  Speaker 7: weekend cheers and jeers. Hopefully you guys had a good weekend.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: If you want to call in eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
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  Speaker 13: Do that?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: See bats? What are your weekend cheers and jeers?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: Well, cheers to Netflix and Shane Gillis the roaster Kevin Hard,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: as I said, was gonna have some pretty rough stuff
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: in it earlier in the week, and it did if
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: you didn't check it out. I won't spoil too much
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: of it, although then you can't skip about the tes
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: first ten to fifteen minutes because there's a lot of
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: uh surprise guests that weren't that funny. But when Shanon
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: Gillis got into his monologue and his roasting, it was
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: it was very very good. My favorite, now I will
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: spoil this a little bit. My favorite joke was he
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: was introducing Chelsea Handler and he said, you know, Chelsea
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: often brags about her past abortions. In fact, she's been
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: scraped more than the grill of Penny Hannah Coo.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: That's a lot. I didn't get the response from that crowd.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, Kevin Hart enjoyed it.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: I appreciated that, But that was one of the jokes
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: that I've been privileged to see the preview out of
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: it that really stuck in my brain.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: I was like, Wow, that was that's a good line.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: It was good man.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: I mean I started thirty minutes in good I watched
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: it live.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah don't yes, skip if you want to skip through
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: the first fifteen twenty that's okay.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And it was so good. I really joyed it,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: really died laughing.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, really hard stuff, much appreciated. It's a good job
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: to Shane and those folks. And one thing, it kind
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: of leads me to my jeers because a part of
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: it he's like he's not he's doing some pretty rough
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: stuff in the crowds, like because the first the first
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: one is here's the thing is those first tables are
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: all celebrities. It's all like and it's la so it's
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: all the real housewives, the da da da Da da da.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: And he addressed that he's like, this is for the
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 8: guys in the upper deck, which he does.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: That happened.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 8: That happened to him both times he hosted SNL. We
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: brought we brought that up at the time. Is I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: think that's the one My one criticism of Shane is
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: that don't like when that stuff happens, when you get
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: those groans and he's gotten them for years and years now,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 8: don't address it. Like if there was Norm McDonald, he
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: would just he would keep going. He would he'd sit
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: in it. He let him, he'd let him sit in it,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: and then he keep going.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: I always like the way that Ricky Dravais would handle it.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: Shut up. Yeah, nobody cares. Nobody care, Which leads me
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: to my part of my jeers.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: I just realized over the weekend, that's kind of how
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: that that really good SNL bit go got started.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: The where a joke swap.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: Where Michael j and yeah jokes, that's Ryan Gosling other
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: handsome gentleman. That's how it got started is they would
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: tell those jokes, those really awful jokes at the the
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: the rehearsals, the eight clock up rehearsal for SNL, and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: that that that that that New York crowd would just.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 7: But if I'm SNL, I would go with the ones
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: that got the biggest groans, and that that would be
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: how I would select them, because that's the whole point.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: That's that's not that's not that's not what SNEL does.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: SNL wants a they don't want the groans in the audience.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: They want fun and happy.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: No, but I mean for the swap. And what Gena's
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: getting at is what I just.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: Learned over the weekend is that when they presented it as, oh,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: these are the jokes that I'm writing for that other guy,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: the audience loved it.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 14: Weird right, saying jokes because it's forced on them. Yeah,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 14: because yeah, it's like, oh, it's supposed to be bad.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 14: They really didn't want to say it right exactly.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: So all you got to do with those dummies is
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: reframe it and then they're like, oh ha, that's great.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: Uh So, yeah, gear's to the SNL audience. You're a
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: bunch of stuck up New York douches.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: I also going back to the Rose the Rock, I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: love the Rock.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: I didn't even I didn't get that far. Oh really
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: alert from Menace by the way, another surprise guest. What
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's all over the internet now.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: You think there's gonna be a Kevin Hart roast without
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: the Rock there.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: But I mean, I'm not telling any of the jokes
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: that he said.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: But it was good.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: In fact, one of the other people the earlier part
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: was like, boy, I wish the Rock was here because
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: I got some jokes for him, as of course before
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: the Rocks showed up, which managed it spoiled.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally eyes on the internet.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Now I'm not gonna watch it.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 7: Gregory Weekend cheers and jeers.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Cheers to seeing Mario's brother, sister in law, and niece
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: for the first time in years. They spent the weekend
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: with us, had a barbecue it ruled.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: It was absolutely perfect, and Princess Peas were there.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Correct Mario getting and we drank a thousand beers, had
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: the best food. It was a blast. I really have
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: a jeerless weekend, so my only jeer is so stupid.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: We thought, oh, you know, keep it festive. Let's watch
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: a movie called Mother's Day, which came out ten years ago.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: What a pile of garbage. It has some big stars
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: in it, Julia Roberts, Jennifer and Kate Hudson. It's literally
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: one of those movies where it seems they just turned
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: the cameras on and said, all right, guys, just go
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: do random stuff. Make him no plot.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: It was so boring, and you selected it because it's
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: called Mother's Day.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: They were like, ah, let's put on something you know
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: that's appropriate for Mother's Day. Weekend because it was a
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: big deal to them.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 8: This is where and I know, so DM, we like
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 8: to crap on Rotten Tomatoes. This is where the eight
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: percent on Rotten Tomatoes might have helped you.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Oh well we didn't. We didn't research the movie. We're like, oh, mothers,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: throw it on.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: And Greg loves terrible movies, so you know it has.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: To be ja.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jack's good. It doesn't make any sense to say
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: that's a terrible movie, yeah, Jackson.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: Greg's taste of movies is what that bargain bin at
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: like Walmart used to be where they had the big
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: thing of like five.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Dollars movies, the movies for sale. They couldn't get rid
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: of them, so they put like a three dollars price
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: tag on it.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: But when we're sitting at home trying to throw on
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: a movie just for basically for the background, we're not
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: going online, Well you got burned by it. Well it's
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: a terrible yeah.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: And they done this a lot.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 9: Actually, they did it with the movie Valentine's Day and
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: the movie New Year's Eve because it's just the name
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 9: of the holiday. They threw a bunch of stars in it,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 9: and they're the worst movies ever, because they want you
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 9: to turn it on for that holiday.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: It worked Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 13: So it was Vaughan's birthday of the weekend. None of
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 13: y'all showed up to his birthday party.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Birthday party. Nobody told me there was a birthday party.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 13: Apparently it wasn't. Just me and him went out to
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 13: brunch on his and I will say we tried to
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 13: date v Now, No, I got a lot of messages like,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 13: don't make out with him.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Haha, she just making her way through the Oh god.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 13: I will say, though, hanging with Vaughn is kind of nice.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 13: It's kind of like hanging with a girlfriend. We got
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 13: free drinks all day and all night. Well you don't
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 13: know how because usually being with the man kind of
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 13: so charming. But my real jeer or cheer excuse me,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 13: is throwing up after drinking the best feeling in the world.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Did you do that a purpose? It is like I'm
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: just gonna throw up? Oh no, I wish I could, but.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: I had the feeling.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: So it is.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: We have an expert over here.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, you two are the only people I
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: know who almost enjoy throwing up.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: I yeah, so feel so thin.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 13: Afterwards, I got all the junk out of my body
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 13: that I just listened myself with. I could start fresh
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 13: the next morning.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: I agree.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: If you're already like super noxious and you know it's coming,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: it's better to get it out of the way and
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: almost force yourself and just get it over.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: But like I wouldn't say, I'm like, wow, that was great.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: Did you get to the to the bile point where
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: you're like puking, puking, puking, and then you get to
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: the yellow.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Stuff that's my favorite on your stomach.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Oh that's the best.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: You know, you got it all out and then you
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: feel good. The best way to end the.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Night, Morgan, you could do it after every meal.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 13: If you only knew how many times I stuck my
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 13: finger down my throat I've tried. Don't listen to me, children,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 13: My gears is to me. I'm so effing our word.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 13: I guess because I've had my quote unquote new phone
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 13: over eight months now, right, could never hook it up
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 13: to my car bluetooth to play music this whole time.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: I can figure it out, trying crazy over and.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 13: Over, and then I just got a separate speaker to
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 13: play in my car.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: Judging you.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 7: Did you ever think to like maybe ask myself or
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: menace or somebody has any kind of like.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 13: It's turns out, y'all. If you have the same issue
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 13: right now, don't do it while you're driving the car.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 13: You have to be stopped in the car, parked, and
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 13: then your Bluetooth will pair.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: No one told me that says it right there, doesn't it.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: You must be.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 7: Parked sometimes and this feature is unavailable while.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 13: Okay, well my car is a little older. It doesn't
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 13: give me that warning. It just says cannot pair. And
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 13: then I finally got into pair yesterday.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: What so do you hear me? Like blast of music?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: But you went you went out and bought a Bluetooth
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: speaker the car.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 13: It was one that Taco Bell gave us one time.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 13: It's a really cool speaker, right, but I've used it
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 13: as my talk about good You only ever tried to
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 13: parrot while you were driving.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 9: You never at any point when like, hold on, let
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 9: me figure this out for a.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: Second before I get gone.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah, in the car, I'm going getting somewhere.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: I'm not wasting time in the car.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 13: You know, I'm not going to sit in the car
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 13: before I go somewhere, or once I fiddle around.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like, why eat breakfast before you leave the house?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: Just bring your bowl of cereal in the car while
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 7: you're driving.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: What's on the playlist lately?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 13: New Isaiah was shot albums pretty good. I can't stop
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 13: listening to Kanye. I know that's bad.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: I've been cleaning lately.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 13: There's this country song that's like talks about text As.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: I like, yeah, Ella Langley, that's who we.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: Were talking about.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: She's from the country song that talks about Texas. You
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: don't say she speaks to that one? Do they talk
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: about cold beer?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 13: That again, I'm getting into it all right out so
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 13: Perry of Bluetooth when they parked in the car.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 7: It's a pro tip you guys. Welcome back, all right,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 7: dumb ass Tyler, Were you waiting for me to ask
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 7: you where my money was on Friday?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: I remembered to bring it. I just remember to actually give.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: It to you.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: So that that's when I fronted Morgan one thousand dollars
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 7: for her rent that he said that he was So
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to be I'm trying to be a
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 7: good guy, you know what I mean. I don't have
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: to break any legs, you know, yea, you don't.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: We don't want to.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 7: Send the muscle out, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: I'm a nice guy.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: That counted out the.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: Envelope special Yeah, okay, cool, all right?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: You know what, And I like he put I like
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: the fact that he put the bills.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 7: On there this time.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: I've heard Break's comment about that. I was like, well,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: but let's fix that's what builds.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: What bills do you have?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: What denominations?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Fifty?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: Sorry?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: Two down?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Halfway?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: Two down?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: Heck yeah, well, good on you for doing the right Now,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: I gotta give you one of your cards back hold on.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Good? Oh no, okay, that's kind of like a mistress's
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: which one do you want back? Your hernandez or? Oh
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: I wish this could be one of those psychological tricks though.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: Oh that's how I'm thinking too. I'm like, I'm gonna
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: tell him what I want.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, keep it exactly. I'll take the Connor Griffin went
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: back the Connor Griffin one. Yeah, okay, well here's Michael Vick.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, did you get what you wanted?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: This is the one I actually wanted.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 7: I figured he always wears that Michael vic jersey.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have because he loves dogs so much. Oh, yeah,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: very much? Is it what ironic? I'm assuming like you're not.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: You weren't actually a Falcons fan.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: Ben Falcons fan since he got after back in two
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: thousand and one, and I stuck with it ever since.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: The whole dog fighting thing.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: So people when I was in high school, they knew
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: that I was Falcony. They would call me a dog
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: killer all the time. I didn't do anything. It's not
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: my fault.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: Were you still wearing the jersey?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: No, I would wear a different Falcons jersey just because
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: they knew I rooted for him. They'd be like, oh,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: you're a dog killer.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: While that whole thing was playing out, you weren't wearing
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: the jersey around, right.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Not his jersey specific.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That things stayed buried in my closet for a
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: very very long time.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 8: I was curious about, how like, because you didn't live
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: in Atlanta at any time?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Right, No, I never have.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: I was curious about how like Randy was a Packers fan,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 8: if you we recall, and he was nowhere near Green
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: Bay's entire life.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so mine was. There was no pro team around
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: where I was growing up. So I'm like, okay, just
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: kind of got into football. And then Michael Vick was
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: lighting it up in college. I'm like, that guy's really cool.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: I'll follow wherever he goes. I was like nine or
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: ten at.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: The time, so that makes sense. All right, Well, thank you, Tyler,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 7: no problem, and I appreciate eight seven seven forty four.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: Woody sent us a text over to two to nine
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 7: eight seven. Yeah, speaking of text, we never got to
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 7: Sea Bass because he wasn't around when we announced Sea
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: Bass's text ban right for being able to reply to
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: the text messages. And yeah, so so you know this
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: is a uh yeah, he's he's pretending to yawn.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: He doesn't care. Yeah, that's fine. Well if he doesn't care,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: it's fine. Yeah. It was, it was, it was gonna be.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: It was gonna be.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: It was gonna be a temporary ban.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: I will say this movie is until we had yet
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: another conversation.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: This is not surprising you guys that often do things
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: that shoot yourself in the foot, cut off your nose
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 8: to spite your face. Oh yeah, uh yeah, Because I
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: mean you're gonna now what you're gonna see what you're
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: gonna see and well, what more importantly, what the audience
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: is gonna see is you're engagement with the show is
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 8: gonna drop dramatically. As I said last time, the vast
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: majority of what I send back is positive or just affirmations,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: just like a thank you, fast majority.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: Don't don't mean really because I read them. Oh it's true,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: it's true.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna say that those majority are positive, positive
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: or just like thank you or gotcha or man, that's
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: a good idea.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: Vast majority.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say that's untrue.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: I can't confirm that.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, because you just read the ones that come
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: back negative.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, you're just that's the fallacy of cherry picking.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 8: Uh so you're getting cutting off your nose, your face,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 8: and if a few of them, if some people don't
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 8: have a good sense of humor, and.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: So you're making an argument that you're doing us good.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: Oh yes, then if that is your intent. And this
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: is where I this, this, this is where I have
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: the problem. The people who are dicks, Fine, I don't
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 7: care what you say to those people.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: The people who are like texting.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 7: In just to be you know, a holes, Fine, we
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 7: do that with the gregory immaturity plies or the or
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 7: the crossroads. It's the people who aren't even being dicks
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: that you are nasty to see.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 8: That's what That's what I I don't think I'm being nasty.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 8: I'm being I'm being playful, joking, little teasy. Maybe it's
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: it's it's called like like negging with girls. I'm never nasty.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: I'm not nasty, the playful and teasing at the at
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: the worst.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: But the problem is people don't know your tone.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: You are correct. Some people are very stupid. There are
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: a couple of things.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: So while I'm being fair to you, and I do
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 7: agree that a lot of stuff that you write back
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 7: it's fine, and it's and it's help form and those
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: other things like I don't like like if if somebody
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: comes into your restaurant and they go, oh, hey guys,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: blah blah blah blah blah, and yeah, dumb decision on
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 7: ordering that.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like what Dick's last resort. It's hilarious. Okay, well
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: it's you know, that's.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 15: And it's also cute if given in the rights, you know,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 15: my f look everything the other I was laughing, but
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 15: I did have a I did have beef with and
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 15: I agreed with them. Is that I believe, and we've
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 15: talked about this numerous times, that you should be signing
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 15: those texts.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Right, which seems to be impossible because Menace, it's not
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: that hard.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Menace.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 7: His beef is that there are things that get sent in.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: We'll just use him as the example about Menace that
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 7: you reply to and you don't sign it well, and
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: then people think it's Menace writing back.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: And a lot of times Menace has to write them back.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: You're not arguing with me, you're arguing with Seabat.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 8: Typically those are not negative, and those and like and
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 8: I'll wait too if I if I see, like, Menace,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 8: that was so funny, I'll wait like a fifteen twenty
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 8: minutes where I know Menace isn't seeing it or isn't
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 8: looking now, I might just say thanks or nice or
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 8: something like that. Again, because that's the vast majority of
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 8: my replies are simply positive and encouraging engagement. So this
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: is more of a penalty for you, the audience than
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 8: it is for me.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: I think we're the.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 8: Only show forgotten about the show literally, you know, to
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 8: be quite honest, our writings will drop because that people
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 8: think the show doesn't care about them.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: Mean, why why do you refuse to sign your text?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: And why do you continue to write in thirty person? Ah?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: Well because sometimes what I'm saying isn't a personal opinion.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 8: It's just a fact about the universe. So well that's
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 8: more of a.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: But why don't you You.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 8: Know, it just seems more profound when there's not, when
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 8: there's like it's a fact.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: But I think it's because you you want it to
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: look like somebody is agreeing with you, so somebody is
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: saying it on your behalf as opposed to you.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 8: Just a lot of those things are just simply facts
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 8: of the universe, not opinions.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: So if they are, let people know that it's your fact.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: But that's not there's no such thing your opinion. Okay,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: we'll see that's not but that's not that's not a
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: fact and it's an opinion. But I do see what
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: you're saying to a degree, and maybe you'll have like
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: a little s there you go, that's a good I
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: can't dog because people think it's Greg gry.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: But you do like a you can do a big
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 8: ass samy Again, if if if I ever come back,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 8: which maybe I won't come back.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: Look, you guys, you know it was more it was
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: more like, all right, man, you know, because we've we've
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 7: had the conversation, so maybe a little time out could
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: be good, so we can, you know, realign to make
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: sure that everybody's clear that people who are being nice
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 7: and fine, we're not We're not going to be at back.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: That's unnecessary, that's dumb.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: That is very necessary.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: Oh that segment was amazing. Really, you were amazed by it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: That's so helpful. Really, sorry, my bad man.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, which, by the way, was said in a cute
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 8: and funny way. Yeah, here's a response. This is from
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: somebody on Instagram. It's pretty funny what instagram like just
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: decides to hide like hidden by Instagram.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: And then make some innocuous comment.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 8: Those things get hidden and then the like terrible racial
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 8: slury gets through.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, like these other ones made him, but this
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: one didn't.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: Okay, uh hoy, what do the show listening to the
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: podcast hearing what you get a what I'm just gonna
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: read forbid him?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: What you get?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: A butt hurt about the way Sea Bass response to people,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: you are literally a soft little bach woody. The opening
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 7: credits of your show say insensitivity in sensitive training for
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 7: a politically correct world. Nobody embodies that more than Sea Bass,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 7: and you are a bunch of small soft snowflakes talking
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: about our listeners are getting butt hurt and offended.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: Hopefully that was a space of text, all right.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 7: Sea Bass contributes about eighty percent of the entertainment to
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 7: that show. If he went to another show, your show
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: would suck.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 8: Let us not get personal about this, no matter how accurate.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 7: Yes, you probably have cart mark license, so he wouldn't
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 7: be able to take that In probably some of his
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: other segments.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: You can always change the names, but he provides.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: The entertainment to the show. What the hell does what
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: he provide?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: We're being nasty.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: A stupid Monday segment about cheers and gears and love that.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 7: That's the stupidest segment on the show and clearly just
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 7: a time filler because you don't have anything else to
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 7: contribute to do with execution. You are literally a contradiction
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 7: of what you claim your show to be and the
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 7: only one one authentic as Sea Bass. But of course
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 7: you snowflakes will chalk this up and say that this
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 7: is his burner account and the first.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 16: Uh.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 7: The first to comment was loll Sea bass is that
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: you see?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: That is the That's a perfect example of something I
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: wouldn't write because it's not pithy and cute and lovable
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 8: and sweet.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: Uh And those are the words that come to mind.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and again, I don't care if people are nasty
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 7: to people who are not. If if it's nastiness is
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 7: a response to nastiness, I'm okay with that. It's when
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: people are not being nasty and they're participating the show
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: as we ask them to do, and they get something
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 7: nasty or not nice in return from the show at
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: a little smarmy. I, as the person who is in
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 7: charge of, you know, the show, I don't.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: Like that, right, And I'm not saying like that.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: It's because because it's unearned, like you always say. Uh,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 7: you know, we talked about theality. It's it's the punching down.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 7: That's punching down first off, because they didn't start it.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 7: I hate punching. It's not punching down. It's disproportional.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 8: I hate the term punching down because it's an excuse
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 8: for like just getting saying certain people can't be joked
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 8: about however, but it is disproportional. But I would I
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 8: would argue that it is again you're you're misreading my tone,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 8: which some could say is my fault because my tone
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 8: should be super clear.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: True, some would, but no one would know it that
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: it was your tone because you didn't sign it.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 7: And I will say that Sea Bass is responsible for
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: a lot of segments and a lot of different things,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 7: and he does a really great jobs.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: He's nothing banned from that. That's not the argument. That
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: is not the argument.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: I will also say that everybody on the show has different,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 7: different responsibilities Sea Basses, and it's it's it's by creation,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 7: it's set up this way. His only job is to
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 7: come up with segments.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: Do the things that amuse me. That's it.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 7: He's got the best job of anybody in this room.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: And couldn't you say replying to those texts amuses me?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 7: But so yes, like so literally, his only job is
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 7: to come to the table with things that he thinks
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 7: would be a fun segment. That's it. Yeah, that's it.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 7: I don't even make him be That's why he's like
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 7: where a Sea Bass. I only say, hey, man, I
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 7: really need you for this segment. When we send him
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: the schedule what we want to do. We said, I
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: need you for this segments. He's free to be a
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 7: part of as much or as little as he wants.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 7: It's not like I'm off, you know, you know, playing
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 7: a four square.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: I'm doing you know, I'm editing, like right now, I
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: was editing audio for something we're gonna be doing later
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 8: in the week.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: But the point, the point is like, yes, he is
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 7: good at his job, but that is literally his job
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 7: is to create these segments for the show. That's that's
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 7: his role.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: If somebody else on the Texas his role is is
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: for listeners to hate on. I mean, you know, it's
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: you know, that's one could argue.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 8: That, yea, one could argue, I'm a boogeyman that you know,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: it's you shoot the messenger sort of thing.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: And if I'm the messenger, then so then I'm your martyr.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's you know, the shows, he's a whole thing.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: Uh huh, He's a whole thing.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Seed Bess is just the show's heel.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: He is there for.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 7: I don't I don't see I don't I don't necessarily
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: see it that way. I don't I don't think he's
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 7: here to be hated on.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: For instance, it just happened we were making fun of Timeler,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 8: as we often do, and Menace chuckled out loud, and
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 8: Tyler yelled at Sea Bass shut up, Sea Bass bulb
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 8: And it was Menace who was laughing the whole time.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 8: But he didn't yell at Menace because that's not who
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 8: the heel or the villain is.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's fair. And I'm here sings and arrows. See, yeah,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: this is the part of the arms verbal ju JITs.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: I would say, like eighty percent of the hate is
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  Speaker 4: just from this room, not the listeners.
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  Speaker 5: You if it gives you, if if hating on me
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, okay, I agree, So full disclosure, right, This
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  Speaker 7: is uh, this is kind of what happened in the
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  Speaker 7: whole conversation about like how do we work things around here?
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  Speaker 7: Because Sea Bass didn't want to be a part of
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  Speaker 7: things he didn't want to be a part of and
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  Speaker 7: also a little bit of Sea Bass went a long
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  Speaker 7: way for certain people in this room, and so it
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: was a way to like kind of accomplish two things
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  Speaker 7: at the same time, like have him know I have
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  Speaker 7: to be in here and part of things he didn't
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  Speaker 7: want to be a part.
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  Speaker 4: Of, and give certain people in this room a little
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: break from Sea Bass.
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  Speaker 5: So it worked out. I think that's a smart move, right,
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  Speaker 7: And you wonder what is what he contribute? That's what
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  Speaker 4: Alright, let's see we got to some judge my baby
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  Speaker 4: all Right, it's been a minute.
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  Speaker 1: It's been way too long.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, So here we go. Greg says babies aren't cute
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  Speaker 7: by accident. Our brains are basically wired to fall for them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, with the big eyes.
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  Speaker 7: Infants share a specific look. Big eyes, round cheeks, tiny noses,
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  Speaker 7: and oversized heads. Those features automatically trigger our caregiving instincts
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  Speaker 7: before we even consciously think about it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not just with humans, right, it is.
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  Speaker 7: Bottom line, cute baby faces flip a mental switch that
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  Speaker 7: makes us want to protect, comfort, and care for them.
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  Speaker 7: Evolution built this response because human babies are extremely helpless
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  Speaker 7: and need lots of adult attention to survive.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and Greg, like you said, like even Grogu, you know,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: like baby, like baby Yoda, like the cutest thing ever,
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  Speaker 5: giant eyes.
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  Speaker 7: All right, So it's been a minute since we've had
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 7: judge my baby. And this is where we've asked parents. Hey,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 7: if you're on the fence and you want an honest
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 7: opinion if you have a cute kid or not, because
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 7: not all kids are cute, they really are. Some kids
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  Speaker 7: are strange looking.
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  Speaker 5: Right, like grandfather's.
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  Speaker 7: But before you go around showing these pictures to everybody,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 7: don't you want to know, like yeah, Like if if
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 7: you've been told by somebody objective, hey, this kid's pretty cute,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 7: then by all means fine. I would still say wait
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 7: till somebody asks. If they say, oh, so, how's the family,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 7: they're being nice? If they say how are the kids?
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 7: They're being nice? It doesn't mean immediately go to your phone, Man,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 7: is that uncomfortable? And go oh and they start, you know,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 7: put their password into their phone and you, oh, God,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 7: here comes the picture.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, we'll call it big guar gut.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 7: Right, But if you're going to be shown around these photos,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 7: at least you should know if the kid's a good
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 7: looking kid or not. Don't just be fool because you're
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 7: the parents. Of course you think.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Your kids are cute, and you should.
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  Speaker 7: If you want that unfiltered, honest opinion, send us the pictures.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 7: We'll be the judge of that, all right, Which somebody did?
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 7: Jenna sends us email, Hi Woody Show. I heard Greg
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 7: said there's no such thing as a cute newborn. I
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 7: totally get it, and honest to God, would be the
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 7: first to say mine wasn't cute if I genuinely thought
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 7: he wasn't. Just want to know what you guys think.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 7: Thanks me love. Now this is uh, this is Jenna's baby. Ready, Greg,
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  Speaker 7: I'm ready, I'm gonna get your first reading.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is him as a newborn, right, you know what,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: he still has that kind of what I would call
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: like the white goop after glow, you know, like when
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: babies come out they're covered in gross.
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  Speaker 5: Would you say this is a cute baby?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: I would? You would? I would?
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  Speaker 16: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Here's another picture, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, he he swamped down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: Did he have a late shift at the factory? Needs
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: a whiskey?
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  Speaker 5: I asked.
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  Speaker 7: I asked Jenna if we could post these photos, and
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 7: she said yes, okay, and so we'll get the post
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 7: together for a judge my baby, like an official judge
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 7: my baby. Were you, guys, the audience, We ask you
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  Speaker 7: to judge this baby on a baby scale of one
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 7: to ten. One means fugly, ten means really cute kid,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 7: and then you know, give some Greg said, though, this
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 7: kid just get off his late shift of the factory.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like he was. I didn't know you could swan
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: down so quickly. Yeah, because he was a newborn, because
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: he was shockingly.
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  Speaker 7: Jenna sent us the email and she's looking for an
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 7: honest opinion, so God forbid, she starts going around showing
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 7: pictures this kid, not really knowing the truth.
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  Speaker 5: Or at least the wrong picture.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, maybe there's a different one that we're not seeing
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: that much better than that second one.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So we'll get the post together and I'll let
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 7: you know when it's on our Instagram and then and
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 7: then we can go from there.
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  Speaker 5: As a newborn, I would give him like an eight. Yeah.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: Really, his head is way too big for his body.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: And it's like, bro, put a T shirt on your
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: man booth and hero.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: And what about that second photo?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Like a different kid, different, like a three? Wow, Like
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: he had that like bags under his eyes, that baby something. Yeah,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: he looked angry, he looked already. He's way too young
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: to be that jaded already, like another day of work.
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  Speaker 5: Your first one was.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: What an eight? Eight? Eight for a newborn? I mean
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: I was tempted to even say nine, because I very
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: hard to please with newborns.
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  Speaker 5: They're just not cute.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: They usually look like alien.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 7: That average is that to what a five point five?
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  Speaker 5: My math correctly something like that. Let's see that second photo.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought I did my math right, I was quick.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 7: Never really know I can do it. I'll just know
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 7: when the post is ready. Then you guys can start
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 7: checking out now. If you want to know about your kid,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 7: send us an email email at the Woodieshow dot com.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: We'll be happy to put it out there. And you
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: know everybody can have their say such a cashal Right.
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  Speaker 7: We're trying to help you. This is a service that
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 7: we're provided. We'll give you the honest answer, no offense.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 7: I'm sure your kid's a lovely kid, even if they're ugly, right,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 7: work on their personality, right, send us an email email
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• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: The Woodie Show, Wait, we'll be right there.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 7: You have this giant load.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: It's too big and I'm not laughing. The Woodie Show.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 7: We were talking recently about some of the dumb things
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 7: that teachers have heard students say, and when you're a parent,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 7: that's like every day like kids will say or do
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 7: something really dumb. But I think every parents have this
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 7: oh my god, I raised an idiot moment. Yeah, you
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 7: get that feeling at least once like you'll be doing fine,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 7: everything seems normal, and then you see your kid do
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 7: something stupid and you.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: Think god, I raised an idiot.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: I feel to take care of those things for the
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: rest of my life.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 7: So parents were asked and we're gonna make this into
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 7: one of those you know, last man standing questions and
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 7: someone wi won a prize, you know, by sharing their story.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 7: So be thinking as a parent, like what what is yours?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 7: What was your eye raised an idiot?
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  Speaker 1: Moment?
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  Speaker 7: Like, oh my god, I'll give you an example. My
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  Speaker 7: my uncle we went over to his house.
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  Speaker 5: I was an adult at this point.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 7: But it's my cousins who are my age, maybe a
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 7: couple of years younger. And they're in the backyard and
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 7: these are these are brothers, okay, and one is holding
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 7: a can on top of his head. The other one
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 7: is standing about fifty feet away with a baby.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 5: Gun time. Who's their father? My uncle?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 7: Rick goes, oh god, ck, yelling at him.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: Like what are you doing?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: How old were they at the time?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Uh thirty five?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, actual, good shot, you're good.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 5: He have his eyes closed, come.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: On, yeah, yeah. Was he wearing goggles?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 7: No, no, just standing in the backyard holding his holding
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 7: his beer can on his head. And his brother is
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 7: standing about fifty feet away.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: Which is amazing. You want to make sure you're drunk,
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: do it?
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 5: Well, Greg, did you and your brother used to throw
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 5: like knives or.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Knives and then I cut his hand and he was
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: pissed and tell tattled on me, and I thought, well,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: we were throwing knives at each other.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: Do you think it was gonna happen?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: Right? And this does sound like something I would do,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: to be honest, Oh my god, like show off your gun.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, check out my bb gun even though
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: I'm thirty five, and I'm gonna shoot one off your head.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 7: This parent said as my son, while wearing his baseball
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 7: hat backwards, used his hand to block out the sun
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 7: while he was driving.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 5: I've seen that's broke. I know what you're apparently, what
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 5: do you what are you doing? What did I raise?
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 7: According to my mom, I once jammed a piece of
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 7: toast into the VHS player because I wanted to see
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 7: how bread was made.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 5: But I guess the little kid.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 7: Little kids say really dumb things, you know, but like
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 7: it's it's when they get older, I'll get okay.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: So my more recent example, I might have mentioned this
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: on the year.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 7: I think I did, as I was having a conversation
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 7: like a good father son conversation with my son about
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 7: time management responsibilities. And you know, he's asking to do
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 7: these different things, like he wants to drive, right, which
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 7: is great because so many kids his age have no
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 7: interest in driving, which is shock at We couldn't wait
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 7: to drive, right, But he really wants to drive. And
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 7: I go, look, man, before I give you any additional responsibilities,
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 7: you got to show that you could be responsible for
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 7: the things that I already have you responsible for homework,
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 7: a signon studying, laundry, keeping your room clean, things like this, right,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 7: And he goes, bruh, quote bruh. What is driving had
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 7: to do with responsibility?
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: And I knew right there. I'm like, this is the
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: end of the conversation for now.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 19: Back to painting the fence, right right, so right, He's
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 19: very sweet, but I was like, dude, if you have to,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 19: if you say that to me, how can I possibly
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 19: even entertain the idea of letting you drive.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 5: You just talked yourself right out of the worst response.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: That very recent example where he spilled stain all the
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: way from one house to another, just dripping everywhere.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, can't you put your hand?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: That was pretty.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 7: We got my son a flight home from college for Christmas.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 7: He missed the flight because he couldn't find Expedia Airlines.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 5: I can see that happening.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he took my boat out to fish on the
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 7: lake and realized it had water on the bottom. He
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 7: removed the drain plug to let the water out while
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 7: he was in the middle of the lake.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 5: It's not He's gonna die.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not smart.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So, uh, parents, this is for you. We got
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 7: the phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woody at
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 7: eight seven seven forty four, Woody, call in and tell
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 7: us what your I raised an idiot moment has been.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: Maybe the kid's little, maybe the kid's.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 7: Older now, and you can look back and laugh.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 8: I think I've told the story where we had a
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 8: during the summer we would take female roommates at the
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 8: frat house, and this girl kept complaining that she was
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 8: getting ut I s. And then she finally figured it
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 8: out and she said to us, I was yelling at
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 8: my I was yelling at my mom because she always
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 8: I'm sure she didn't teach me to wipe front to.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: Back one problem sooner.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: There also, again, every parents got it least one of
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: these stories. And you can call it anonymously and I'll
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: get We're not gonna ask you like, oh, what's your
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: kid's name?
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 7: Where do they go to school? So we can make
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 7: sure everybody knows who they are. Uh, you can call
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 7: it anonymously if you'd like. But the way it works
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 7: is what you call in, we hear your story, we
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 7: take the next call, we hear their story, and then
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 7: we decide between the two, which one is the better
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 7: story that we like the most, and then that one
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 7: moves on. We set a certain amount of time for
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 7: you know, taking the calls. Whichever story is left as
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 7: the last man standing at the end of that time
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 7: will win a prize. Sweet, so you get to goof
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 7: on your kids.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, your dumb kid will pay off.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 7: You get to goof on your kids and potentially win
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 7: a prize.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 5: Perfect.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 7: So we've got the phones open. We just cleared them out,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 7: So if you want to call in with yours, eight
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 7: seven seven forty four, woody, call now. It's eight seven
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 7: seven forty four Woody. What was your I raised an
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 7: idiot moment?
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  Speaker 5: Bruh b I'm just driving a car. Have to do
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 5: with responsive buildings, idiot?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on your face?
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 7: Parents, have you had your eye raised.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: An idiot moment. If you have it, it's coming. Oh yeah,
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: everybody's got one.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, my kids mailed a ton of graduation thank you
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 7: cards without stamps. Oh no, said he didn't know. And
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 7: the post office actually mailed most of them.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: That's really nice of that, very generous.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 7: This person said, when your sons are twenty and twenty
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 7: seven and they decide to test the theory of suffocating
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 7: someone by putting a bag.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: Over their head, Oh my god, Yeah, my god.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 7: This one said, there was a bug flying in the hallway,
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 7: and I caught my son with hair spray and a
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 7: lighter shooting flames into the hall ceiling trying to kill
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 7: the bug. And now there's large black marks all over
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 7: the hall.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, we did the homemadew.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: Did the bathroom.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: The bathroom.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: The magnifying glass was always fun.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's fun.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, set so much stuff on fire with that.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 7: All right, So what is your best I raised an
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 7: idiot moment, and this is last man standing.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: So we'll set the time.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 7: Uh, we'll make it. We'll make it a quick one.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 7: Let's say, let's say five minutes. All right, So we'll
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 7: take the first call, we'll hear the story. We'll get
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 7: the second call here that story, decide which one moves on,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 7: and then whichever one is left at the end. You're
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 7: going to be the winner and we'll get you set
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 7: up with a prize. Let's go right to the phone.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 7: Say hi to Maria. Hey Maria, Maria, Hi, good morning.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 5: Hey Maria. All right, so what is your I raised
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: an idiot moment?
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 18: Okay, so he is in ninth grade. They were told
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 18: to the whole class was told to unplug their computers.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 18: His pocket got stuck. He found a piece of metal
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 18: on the floor, decided to use that to cry it
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 18: out out. All the circuits in the whole class came through.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 18: I gotta he gets up to the principal. I get
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 18: a call. They think he did it on purpose. But
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 18: it's like, do you seriously think potentially electrocuted himself? Which
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 18: is why I believe it was a mistake of dumb,
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 18: idiot mistake.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 5: Well, they were giving him credit by saying you did
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: it on purpose, Like, who's that dud?
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: Did it?
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: Did they charge you for that stuff?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 18: They wanted him to do detention, but we are like, no,
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 18: we're gonna we're gonna think about it, because this just
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 18: doesn't make sense that it was intentional, Like why would
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 18: he My parents.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 5: Would have sounded attention immediately?
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, idiot?
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 7: All right, Hang on one second, all right, So her
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 7: ninth grader blew all the circuits in the computers in
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 7: class because he's using.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 5: Metal to product. All right, out, all right.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 7: Let's say hi to Nancy. Hey, Nancy, Hi, Hi, So
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 7: what's your eye?
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 5: Raised? An idiot moment?
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 16: Actually I thought it. The second one, well, it was listening,
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 16: all right, First one son.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 5: Pick one.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 7: For the purpose of the contest. You got to pick one.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 7: Which what's your best store?
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 16: Let me do the second one. Though he was hiking
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 16: around with his friend. He was in junior high. He
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 16: they all they both decided to urinate because they had
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 16: to go the bathroom when they were out, and he
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 16: urinated in a poison oak bush.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: Oh and what happened.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 16: To take his four kids to the doctor with his
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 16: huge and large little member. Said he had show the doctor.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the doctor, the doctor. The doctors would have asked,
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 5: have seen it.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: Any Yeah, it could have been a broken toe.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 7: I have the time pause while we make a decision.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to cut into people's time while we
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 7: make a decision here, all right, Nancy, hang on one second,
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 7: all right, So between Maria and Nancy.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going with using metal to do the plug
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: out of the socket because ninth grade you should know better.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: You should know better. And in in this kid's case,
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: maybe he didn't know it was poison.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 7: Oak, pisonous, poison ivy and poison oak two different. It's
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 7: kind of say firefly and lightning bug, different different, they
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 7: look different.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't identify it.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 7: I couldn't identify it, all right, So we're going with Maria. Maria, Hey, Nancy,
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 7: thank you for the call, just out of curiosity.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: What was the other story?
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 16: The other story was that he saw the dog scratching
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 16: his nose on the carpet and he did the same
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 16: thing and he got rud burn.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 15: All and.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 5: How old is this kid?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 16: He's going on fifty this show.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 5: And what does he do for a living.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 16: He's got his own business. He's highly successful. I don't know.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 5: Alright, worked out? All right, Nancy, thank you for the car.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 5: I appreciate you.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 7: All right, let's see, let's go to uh Adriana. Hey,
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 7: what's up? Adriana, Hi guy, all right, so your I
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 7: raised an idiot moment.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: So I set my kid out to walk the dog,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: and I specifically told him not to use the red
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: leaf because the red leash was broken, and to grab
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: the other leash. Well, my son still grabbed the red leaf,
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: only he proceeded to tight around the dog's highness and
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: then was still grabbing the other least to just carry
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: around while he walked the dog with the broken leaf
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: tight around the dog's.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 5: Turnt What what is it that's weird? Because I relate
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 5: to this, my kid doesn't.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: I also want to add that this kid is smart
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: enough that he skips a grave, so.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: He's just not so maybe he thought he was smarter
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 5: than the broken leash, like smart broken.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: This kind of reminds me of when Woody used his
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: phone in a dark room to tell what time it was.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: Using the phone a.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 7: Momentary laps and tell jem of intelligence. All right, Adriana,
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 7: hang on one second, all right? Whose story between Maria
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 7: with the circuits and the computers?
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: I mean, or Maria's kids still almost killed everyone in school?
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: It's yeah, I'm still going with the metal in the
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 5: socket socket because you should know better.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: All right, and this sounds like just laziness. I was like, ah,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make it work.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is pretty dumb, but still yeah.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 7: All right, uh, Adriana, thank you for listening and for
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 7: calling in this morning.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 5: Appreciate that.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 7: All right, let's go to Terry.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 5: Terry.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 7: Hey, guys, all right, so your I raised an idiot moment.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was home alone with my son and
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 3: I was taking a nap one day, and apparently he
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: didn't realize that I was with him, so he thought
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: it'd be a good idea to get a giant cardboard
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: cut out make a sign saying I am home alone
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: and no one is with me or something like that,
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 3: and he put it outside on the street to tell
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: the whole world he's home alone, you know, home thank God.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 5: But notice these are all sons.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 7: All right, all right, so all right, some made a
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 7: sign that said I'm home alone put in the front yard.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 5: Why but there is no answer?
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, he was scared. All right, Terry, hang
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 5: on one second story. I really like that, but I
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: gotta stick with Maria. Yeah, socket, all right, all right, Terry,
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: thank you for the call.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 7: I appreciate listening to the Wood Show. Have yourself a
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 7: great day. Let's go to Vincent.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: Hey, Vincent, Vincent, Hey, good morning.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 16: We're gonnahow y'all doing.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 7: I'm doing great, all right, So what's your eye raised
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 7: an idiot moment? Well, I'm not too proud of this,
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 7: but my oldest daughter she thought that me getting I'm sick,
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 7: I mean with the same thing as getting her dog neuter.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 5: She thought that you had your your balls cut off exactly.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 5: She turned to my wife and she goes, hey, mom,
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 5: is that how dad's look?
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: And my wife said, what do you mean?
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, because him and bear have got fixed.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 16: How old she looked over them?
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: She's twenty four now.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 5: Wow, oh wow.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, give her a break if she
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: was six.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, we'll make this quick.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 16: Guy.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 7: It's in between Maria and Vincent.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying Vincent. I'm saying that one really good one.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 9: Twenty three Yeah, yeah, yeah, between those two.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, damn.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 5: I like the socket though, all right, I say, Vincent
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: Vincent Vincent three. All right, all you guys are out
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 5: numbered either way.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: But she thought he got cast.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 4: Hey Maria, you had a you had a very nice run.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: We appreciate you. Listen to show I have herself a
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 4: great day.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 7: Okay, you do mean we love.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: We have time for one more. It's four minutes and
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 5: fifty one seconds.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 7: Okay, I've been pausing the time when you know, we
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 7: make our decisions here, let's let's get one more.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: So it's either Vincent or Brandy. Hey, Brandy, Hi, how
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 5: are you doing? We're doing great?
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 5: So what's your eye raised an idiot moment?
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 20: Okay, So about two years ago, we took a family vacation,
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 20: took Kahona and Hawaiian Yeah, and we went to We
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 20: stayed on both sides of the island. So the first
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 20: time we stayed on with the beautiful black shore and
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 20: the beaches with a black Fan, and then on the
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 20: at latter half of the trip, we stayed on the
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 20: other side of the island, and we was just comparing
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 20: the things of how to kids, like the beaches and everything.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 20: He was like, well, Mama, like the other ocean.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 16: And I was like, maybe I don't understand. He was
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 16: like the ocean of the Black Fan, and I'm.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 20: Like, maybe one on an island, it's only one ocean.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 20: He was like, no, there's two oceans, and I'm like, no, baby, man,
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 20: it's not. And so this day, that was two years ago,
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 20: and he was thirteen at the time, and to this
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 20: day he's still arguing with us about the two oceans.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 4: Oh all right, all right, all right, hang on one second,
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: all right, all right, so what do you guys think
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 4: you'll get your vote?
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 5: That's funny, but I gotta stick with my guy Vincent.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 5: With Vincent, I like both.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: But yeah, she was the daughter was twenty three, twenty four.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sticking with vin Vincent.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Vincent, all right, what do you think I'm doing here?
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 5: I'm going around the room getting the vote. Yeah.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 4: No, I'm trying to see if there's two oceans for real?
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, is researching the Pacific and what else?
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 5: What could it possibly be.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 4: North Pacific Ocean, which says on the map right there, right,
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 4: but what's the ocean the Pacific Ocean?
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 5: Correct?
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: Right, but there could be then there's the South Pacific Ocean.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 7: That's like saying, you know, it's like northern California and
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 7: southern California.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 5: It's all California. It's the Pacific oceanstally different.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 7: But yes, okay, well, Vincent, congratulations, you are the winner
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 7: energy from this round of Last Man Standing. Hang on one second,
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 7: we will get all your information. Appreciate you listening. There's
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 7: Vincent everybody, and then hang on and then Brandy, thank
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 7: you appreciate the story.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 5: That's a great story.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 7: Either way, you got to go to Hawaii pretty great.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, noise, Yeah, all right, thank you, Brandy.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 1: All right, there you go.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 5: That's how you play Last Man's Standing.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 10: So funny.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I said, my kid had to sell those chocolates
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 7: and didn't ruz that she had to sell them, but
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 7: she gave them to friends and just got boxes and boxes,
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 7: didn't tell me, and I was stuck with a seven
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 7: hundred and fifty dollars bill for the chocolates.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: God, but I.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 5: Explained to her.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 7: She said, technically I did sell them, they just didn't
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 7: pay we did.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 8: Oh okay, Well she's like, it's not my money.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 5: I kind of like that the little show.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 7: All right, so little uh, little feedback after we did
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 7: that round of Last Man Standing. If you're a parent,
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 7: your I raised an idiot.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 5: Moments somebody said, my.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 7: Thirteen year old daughter thought it would be a good
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 7: idea to sneak off to her school in the middle
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 7: of the night and break into the cafeteria and spray
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 7: a fire extinguished shirt.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well, Vangal.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 7: She would have gotten away with it, except she saw
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 7: the cameras, so she covered her face with the sweater
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 7: that she wears every single day, thinking she wouldn't get caught,
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 7: and then yeah that, Oh my god, I wouldn't have
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 7: survived that parents. My parents would have killed me.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 5: Uh see.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 7: My fifteen year old asked how he knew if the
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 7: water was boiling? Wait, what, like, how do you like
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 7: is this boiling? Yeah, as opposed to you know.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: It's super hot?
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 5: Probably. I think literally every sense you have could tell
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 5: you one way or the other. Yeah, well, because you
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 5: know it right before it starts to go into a.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 7: Roll a rolling royal, rolling, roiling?
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 5: I thought it was rolling?
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: Is it roiling?
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 5: I think?
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 1: I thought?
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 7: I thought I thought rolling because like when the bubble,
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 7: like when something's in boiling water, it's kind of like
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 7: rolling around. I thought that's where it came from. Honestly,
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 7: it was bubbling.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 5: Is it really rolling? Is correct?
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 8: Me?
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: See the roiling?
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 5: Wow? I was today. I thought it was royal means
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 5: turbulent and rolling. Means rapid and vigorous, the same thing.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 7: But what's like, what is the when it comes to
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 7: boiling water? Will it be roiling on it?
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 5: That's all I found.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, it's a roiling originates from the mid sixteenth century,
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 8: meaning to turn up water, actually to make it muddy.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 8: But then, of course churning was eventually just adopted to
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 8: all kinds of churning.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sticking rolling rolling.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 7: It sounds silly grey because we were we were going
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 7: back and forth at one point about to flush something
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 7: out or flesh something out. It's flesh out. It's flesh out,
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 7: not not chomping at the bit. Someone's champing at the bit.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 5: Flush out makes sense because like you're flushing out an
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 5: animal from the woods, but then getting rid of it, right,
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 5: flushing would be getting rid of I would think.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: I thought that was like de boning. But what do
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 4: you mean de boning stuff getting meat off of bone.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 4: That's the I thought that's what the origin was. Oh,
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 4: the opposite. You're putting flesh on the bone, right.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 7: Like you're you're you're fleshing out an idea like it
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 7: starts as this, but.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 4: You're you're out part, you know. I think that they're
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 4: tearing it off.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 7: Okay, well either way, I'd never heard of what not rolling, oiling, roiling, royling.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 5: I had never heard that you're roiling in the deep
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 5: from when.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 9: Broiling is the older term and people say rolling now.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 8: Because you're roiling it. It's the classic thing where the
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 8: incorrect usage.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so common, I've seen it. Plenty of people
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  Speaker 5: say that that's not believe that ever happened.
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  Speaker 7: My son attempted to sell a shovel snow out of
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  Speaker 7: the driveway with thirty five mile an hour winds outside.
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  Speaker 7: He got hit in the face with snow every time
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  Speaker 7: because he was throwing the snow into the wind.
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  Speaker 5: He was twenty four. I can't figure it out.
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  Speaker 7: My son fell six feet off of a shed roof
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  Speaker 7: wearing homemade cardboard armor. He broke both of his wrists.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I raised an idiot. My daughter called
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  Speaker 7: me asking how to roast a turkey on Thanksgiving. Somehow
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  Speaker 7: she missed the part about thawing it out and tried
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  Speaker 7: to roast it while was still frozen solid.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, there, yes, My.
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  Speaker 7: Son was washing my car, attempted to fill a bucket
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  Speaker 7: with water. The hose wouldn't reach the bucket, so instead
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  Speaker 7: of bringing the bucket over, he just shot the water
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  Speaker 7: into it from ten feet away and kept knocking it over.
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  Speaker 5: I love kids.
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  Speaker 1: That's disconcert, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: I'll give you one more.
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  Speaker 7: This one says my daughter was working as a camp
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  Speaker 7: counselor and was excited because the laundry detergent she bought
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 7: smelled really good. She confused fabric softnaire for detergent and
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 7: was only using the fabric softnir to quote clean her clothes,
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 7: no detergent at all.
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  Speaker 5: Somehow graduated as a valedictorian. That is shocking, fasting good.
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  Speaker 5: Good for her.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I do know people that are like crazy
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  Speaker 4: books smart, but when you talk to them.
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  Speaker 7: Like how to wash clothes, you know, it smells really good.
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  Speaker 7: Those beads that you can get like the Dawn where
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 7: they take beads.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, a little cap of those right in the
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  Speaker 5: washing machine before you started it? Is that new it's
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  Speaker 5: double beads.
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  Speaker 8: Talked about it, remember, because his wife was going to
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 8: buy the Wicked scene.
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  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, so it smells magical. Yeah, they collabed with
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 5: Wicked and she wanted to buy Do you get the
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 5: green ones? At the Pink One.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 7: It was they were combined. It was a mixture of
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 7: pink and green, double cool.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 5: Just like Sweater Today.
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  Speaker 1: Sensitivity training for a politically correct world show.
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  Speaker 5: I Don't care about your feelings.
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  Speaker 7: Well, one down, four to go Monday in the books.
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• 2:00:18
  Speaker 7: Prom It's coming back. It's happening on Saturday, June the
• 2:00:22
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• 2:00:26
  Speaker 7: last year, you know what a great time it was.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 7: We're looking to level up again this year. Be there
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• 2:00:35
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• 2:00:38
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• 2:00:41
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• 2:01:04
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't make everyone happy. You're not chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: I know enough people to say they don't like chocolate
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 4: and they prefer things like skittles or chips.
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 5: These people are crazy. Isn't your son one of these guys?
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Like peanut butter, peanut butter. It is like chocolate and
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 7: peanut butter. But my wife also, Greg, is not an
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 7: ice cream fand like, but are you insane?
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 1: Something I don't like about your wife? I find that
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 1: hard to believe.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a lot more where that came from. All right,
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 7: thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 7: for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 7: You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 7: rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 7: here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S M D
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 7: double M.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 5: Quit this bitch.