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Pickle Lubed Pants Poopers · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well the ninety six one this morning freakshow. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: take a sip of that ice coffee there, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: shake it around. I think you need to power up
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  Speaker 1: this morning. Go ahead. Yeah, take a little sip of
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  Speaker 1: that ice coffee. But I'm telling you that's gonna make
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I get help me. Shake on it there.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna make you feel better, right, so oh wow, geez,
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  Speaker 1: suck it down there, Bud good. Right, Yeah, that's in
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  Speaker 1: the eighth. It's probably I would say it's probably eight.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say eight six two man, eight point
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  Speaker 1: six out of ten, right, he's good. Yeah, make your
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  Speaker 1: back feel any better?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
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  Speaker 1: Now I really, Oh what happened here? Bob comes in
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  Speaker 1: this morning? He's like, I mess my back up.
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  Speaker 3: I think I was walking the dogs yesterday. And Pean's
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  Speaker 3: got wild dog. No two dogs. Peans until he Peens
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  Speaker 3: is a little uh, they're both, I mean they're not
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  Speaker 3: big dogs. Peans is a little Boston Terrier though, until
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  Speaker 3: he's a fluffy French bulldog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, sees a bird.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, is that what it is? Peans is a birdhound.
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  Speaker 1: Peans didn't like whatever Peans was seeing. Okay, so Peans
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  Speaker 1: tried to take off on you.
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  Speaker 3: Peans took a run at it, like Phil he has
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  Speaker 3: me turned one way, Yeah, Peans darts the other way.
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  Speaker 3: I twitched my back. Next thing, you know, I wake
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  Speaker 3: up this morning, I'm just.
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  Speaker 1: Like, ah, gosh ah, what were you like this morning?
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving man, sounds like animal. So all right there, Now,
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  Speaker 1: your your back is just a little it's a little stiff, little.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little tore off. Yeah, alright, tore off. Usually
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  Speaker 1: I feel like when I have any issues like that,
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  Speaker 1: you offer your.
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  Speaker 3: Hands for a rub down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll step on you if you want me to.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe maybe it's it's cheeks. Oh okay, sure, you
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  Speaker 3: don't want to use your hands.
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  Speaker 1: No good, I'm good. Hey. By the way, speaking of dogs,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about dog nipples next year on the show. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, it's Mikey and Bob ninety Welcome to the
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  Speaker 1: early morning nipple portion of the show. Not human nipples,
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  Speaker 1: animal nipples. It is Mikey and Bob by ninety six
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  Speaker 1: to one kiss. All right, So remember we got this
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  Speaker 1: message earlier in the week from Julia about her cat's nipples.
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  Speaker 4: Morning, Mickey and Bob So I'm getting ready to leave
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  Speaker 4: for work and I was petting my cat and I
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  Speaker 4: touched one red nipples. It reminded me of the time
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  Speaker 4: I have one of my Wiener dogs. They have black
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  Speaker 4: nipples in My mom thought it was.
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  Speaker 3: A tick, so she ripped it off.
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  Speaker 4: So now my Wiener.
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  Speaker 3: Dog y seven nippled Wiener dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So let's get to this talkback message air brought
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  Speaker 1: to us by One Team Media.
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  Speaker 5: So I came home today and I was petting my cat,
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  Speaker 5: giving them the belly rubs, and I noticed a bump
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  Speaker 5: on this tummy.
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  Speaker 1: With all this nipple talk, I had to check it out.
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  Speaker 1: You know, hand runs over the les, all right, and the.
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  Speaker 6: Dude had a clogged nipples that I had to squeeze.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, hold on one second, here, clogg Your cat had
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  Speaker 1: a clogg nipple? Is that possible?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that was the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Do nipples claw?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Can human nipples clog? Huh? I guess
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  Speaker 3: I've never considered this before.
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  Speaker 1: All Right. I could just hear you typing over there, Bob,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not even six point thirty in the morning
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  Speaker 1: and you're already looking up animal nipples.
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  Speaker 3: Hold much whoo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also satisfying, because satisfying.
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  Speaker 7: You know, but he wasn't happy.
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  Speaker 1: Sylvester is not happy with me at all. But now
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  Speaker 1: he has like an open nipple. It's quite weird and open.
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  Speaker 1: What did you do to your cat?
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  Speaker 3: First thing, he says, is to consult to a vet.
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  Speaker 3: Go to the vet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. Sometimes you just need to unclogging
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  Speaker 1: nipple by yourself, right, but yeah, yeah, animals nipples can
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  Speaker 1: get clogged up.
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah dad, dad, skin cells, natural oils.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, didn't know that. Possible infection though, oh, not not great,
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  Speaker 1: all right, might want to check with the vet. DN.
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  Speaker 3: Just don't tug any nip that you see, you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Sometimes they're there for fun and games. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: they're there for you know, life, insane life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, sometimes you need to proto look at
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  Speaker 3: him though.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you can't just be picking, flicking and pulling anything,
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  Speaker 1: you see. All right. I feel like it's too early
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  Speaker 1: to be talking about animal nipples on the show, but
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  Speaker 1: absolutely here we are. All right, your chance to win
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  Speaker 1: one thousand dollars this morning, we try to pay your bills.
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  Speaker 1: Around nine to ten, it's Mikey and Bob Mikey and
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  Speaker 1: Bob podcast. Hey, nice hot today. You see that Sonny
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  Speaker 1: HIGs in the upper seventies.
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  Speaker 3: It was already good when when I was walking in
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  Speaker 3: the that's a little chill here too, a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice though, right, it's nice. It is Mikey and
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  Speaker 1: Bob here on ninety six to one kiss. The Parkway
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  Speaker 1: East obviously has been shut down for the Commercial Street bridge. Right.
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  Speaker 3: They blew the all one up. They slid the new
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  Speaker 3: one in place.
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  Speaker 1: Pen Dot says it could reopen by early next week. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: potentially earlier than they thought it was supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: August third. I thought, yeah, so I'll say this, like, man,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like usually construction crews, don't you sort of like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: take your time to make more money, right? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you could get a bonus if you
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  Speaker 1: finish your job early. Inget bonus. They got incentives.
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  Speaker 3: Is that why this is moving so quick?
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  Speaker 1: A maximum bonus of two million dollars if the bridge
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  Speaker 1: opens before midnight on Tuesday. I get at it. I
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  Speaker 1: never knew that was a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, expect that fuck open before midnight on Tuesday. They're
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  Speaker 3: gonna do it, whether it's ready or not, you know
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  Speaker 3: it's ready or not.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: They finished sliding the bridge in on Monday afternoon, right,
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about that, and that took like eight hours.
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  Speaker 1: They thought that was gonna take like over a day,
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  Speaker 1: like twenty four hours, so they they slid that sucker
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  Speaker 1: into eight hours. It was like, hey, we're flying, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. I just I don't know if I ever
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  Speaker 1: considered that that, Hey, here's some incentive to get this
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  Speaker 1: major roadway back open for the public. We'll give you
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  Speaker 1: an extra two million dollars if you can finish it
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  Speaker 1: by Tuesday at midnight. So maybe that's why I have
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  Speaker 1: a busting ass over there, and it's like, oh, head
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  Speaker 1: a schedule, Well cat us go right, dude. Maybe that's
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  Speaker 1: why when when US and all the news were waiting
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  Speaker 1: for the bridge to get imploded around eight thirty, they
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  Speaker 1: were like, no, eight o'clock, all right, boom. They looked
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  Speaker 1: on just going ex for half an hour, not waiting,
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  Speaker 1: remember that, like the local news doesn't come, Marshals. They
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  Speaker 1: all missed it. That's probably why, because they're like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we ain't waiting a rout. Would we tell them like
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  Speaker 1: eight thirty mores al right? Eight o'clock blowing up. We
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  Speaker 1: got stuff to do. There's two million dollars on the line,
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  Speaker 1: so they said that that could be ahead of schedule.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna finish that by midnight on Tuesday if they
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  Speaker 1: want that two million dollar bonus. So uh be be
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  Speaker 1: expected for the Parkway East to reopen by early next week.
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  Speaker 1: We have an update on the Star Wars Phantom Menace
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  Speaker 1: Pepsi Machine heist that was planned for the legendary Pittsburgh landmark,
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  Speaker 1: the Pepsi machine on Mount Washington that's been there since
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine. We will get to that around six forty.
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  Speaker 1: and Bob. Let's give you an update on the planned
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  Speaker 1: heist to try to steal the legendary Pittsburgh landmark up
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  Speaker 1: on Mount Washington by the fire station the Phantom Menace
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  Speaker 1: Star Wars Pepsi machine from nineteen ninety nine that still
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  Speaker 1: works and is up on Mount Washington.
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  Speaker 3: It's a Pittsburgh landmark. It is it is and uh.
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  Speaker 1: There was a guy from La He's got over a
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  Speaker 1: million followers on Instagram who likes to just steal things
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  Speaker 1: that people don't think can be stolen. He did a
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  Speaker 1: fully produced video on how he planned to steal like
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  Speaker 1: he was in Pittsburgh. He was in the video and
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  Speaker 1: he planned to steal the Phantom Menace Pepsi machine.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so much. Then we put the spotlight
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  Speaker 3: on him.
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  Speaker 1: Now I know he's got a million followers on Instagram,
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  Speaker 1: but that's across the country and across the world to
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  Speaker 1: how many followers you got in Pittsburgh. But because we
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  Speaker 1: start talking about on the show, now, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if our listeners threatened the guy. But I can just
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  Speaker 1: imagine what ensers do to protect things that they love,
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  Speaker 1: like a phantom Menace Pepsi machine from nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 1: So this guy deleted all of his videos and he
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  Speaker 1: mentioned of trying to steal the phantom Menace pepsi machine.
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  Speaker 3: He right, it all disappeared, all disappeared.
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  Speaker 1: So we were wondering, all right, he probably got, you know,
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  Speaker 1: scared a little bit. It was probably like WHOA Usually
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  Speaker 1: a city doesn't respond like this when I try to
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  Speaker 1: steal something. I don't think he's he's trying this anymore,
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  Speaker 1: because Chatty has stepped up.
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  Speaker 3: Bob, he pulled the feet out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now there is a guy Chatty cha d y right,
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  Speaker 1: he'll find him on social media. He he he likes
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  Speaker 1: to do just feet stuff from Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 3: Due this sounds weird. Man, all right, there's a.
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  Speaker 1: Guy named Chatty. He likes to do feet stuff online,
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  Speaker 1: show his feet online and everything. He loves Pittsburgh and
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna uh he did some videos because he was
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  Speaker 1: going to Mount Washington to protect a Star Wars Phantom
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  Speaker 1: Menace Pepsi machine from nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 3: That's where we're at. Here's Chatty's videos.
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  Speaker 10: Now, just because the kid deleted the video doesn't mean
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  Speaker 10: he still isn't going to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Chatty's station paying.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so what that being said, chat is on his
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  Speaker 10: way to Grand View, go to Mount Washington and uh,
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  Speaker 10: put my feet up said Star Wars machine so he
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  Speaker 10: don't try to steal it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Chatty was putting his feet near the machine Washington.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he said. After you got Faithful's feet.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, give him.
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  Speaker 10: Proof that I will rub my feet on it to
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  Speaker 10: make sure he does it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Now we have a guy named Chatty threatening to
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  Speaker 1: just rub his feet all over the Star Wars Pepsi
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  Speaker 1: machine on Mount Washington, Like that's gonna stop the guy.
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  Speaker 10: Who is focusing her full glory.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So Chatty's up in my Washington and he's
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  Speaker 1: at the Pepsi machine, the Star.
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  Speaker 10: Wars vending machine, and I'm gonna dos place my feet
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  Speaker 10: up on it and make sure he doesn't given get
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  Speaker 10: the idea of want.
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  Speaker 1: To put okay, So Chatty now has his feet on
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  Speaker 1: the Phantom Menace vending machine next to the fire station
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  Speaker 1: on Mount Washington. He whipped the dogs out to protect
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  Speaker 1: it from an Instagram influencer from Laaes.
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  Speaker 10: These are inside.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're not gonna want it.
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  Speaker 1: He put his Picklesburg sock inside the vending machine slot
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  Speaker 1: where the uh, the the pop comes out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not there now.
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  Speaker 1: He took him back out, but just know that they
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  Speaker 1: were in there. Yeah, yeah, that's what happens.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, you come from Pittsburgh. Don't let me
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  Speaker 1: and Bob get a sniff of you wanting to do
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  Speaker 1: something here in Pittsburgh, because once we get it, we
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  Speaker 1: got foot defenders. It's all hands on deck. We got
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  Speaker 1: a guy that's throwing Picklesburg socks in the Pepsi machine,
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  Speaker 1: on his feet out facing the street, just waiting. He's
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  Speaker 1: just what he's on guard. No other no other city
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  Speaker 1: but Pittsburgh. This is this.
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  Speaker 3: You imagine this guy from La thought he'd just come
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  Speaker 3: make a fun video. You know, he's done this other places.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, taking things scared the hell out of us, like
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  Speaker 1: it never happened. Like all right, man, I can't, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh's not to be messed with. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: do a little fun thing and steal a vending machine.
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden we got this guy protecting it
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  Speaker 1: with his feet. Just on yesterday's show, we were reading
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  Speaker 1: the local news Facebook comments section because Eaton Park has
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  Speaker 1: come out with a banana flavored smiley cookie. If you
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  Speaker 1: missed that yesterday, you can get caught up with our
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  Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob podcast on the free iHeartRadio app brought
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  Speaker 1: to us by the Sea Harper Auto Group. But Bob,
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  Speaker 1: you said yesterday on the show Eaton Park, when they
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  Speaker 1: open like a new Eaton Park or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: they should have a tattoo artist that just gives out
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  Speaker 1: free smiley cookie tattoos. Almost like you can brand yourself
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  Speaker 1: with a Eaton Park smiley cookie.
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  Speaker 3: That'd be a great idea.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get to this talkback message here brought to
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  Speaker 1: us by One Team Media. It's a good friend aunt cock,
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  Speaker 1: my boy.
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  Speaker 7: It's a cock.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 7: Listen to the podcast for yesterday, and somebody was thinking
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  Speaker 7: about getting an Eating Parks Smiley cookie tattoo.
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  Speaker 11: Well guess who already has an Eating Parks Smiley cookie tattoo?
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  Speaker 1: Of course? Yeah that's right.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah it's your girl and.
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  Speaker 1: Co Taco's got one.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you the picture.
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  Speaker 12: But yeah, I got that view in April and people
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  Speaker 12: comment on it all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I love you.
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  Speaker 7: Happy birthday, Bob.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you go. It's not Bob's Birthday's birthday New
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  Speaker 1: Year's Day legend, I mean, real legend, really a legend.
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  Speaker 1: She's got an Eat Park Smiley Cookie tattoo. Now this
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean let us know if you have one. I
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  Speaker 1: like a lot of people have Eating Park Smiley Cookie tattoos.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 3: Eating Park needs to start giving these out themselves. They
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  Speaker 3: really should, you know, set up tattoo artists right outside
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  Speaker 3: the front door.
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  Speaker 1: History. Now, there's always weird Florida stories that we cover
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  Speaker 13: You're the beast?
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  Speaker 13: How did you describe yourself when I pulled up the beast?
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  Speaker 13: You're the beast?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: How did you describe yourself when I pulled up the Beast?
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  Speaker 3: You're the Beast? Yep, you're the Beast.
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  Speaker 13: He gave himself that name after a rifle wielding intruder
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so new nickname he just gave himself. He gave
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  Speaker 1: himself the nickname the Beast after this incident where an
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: intruder broke into his home with a gun. I mean,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: if we're picking names of Dick Golden is pretty good.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: The Beast is an incredible nickname. But if you're already
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: actually named Dick Golden, I don't think you stray.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: From that for the rest of your life.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Like, if you you say you're the Beast, I'm not
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: really impressed.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Do you tell me you're Dick Golden?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, salute right open.
• 16:49
  Speaker 13: And he hit me in the head with a rifle
• 16:51
  Speaker 13: made Golden says he put the alleged Robert in his
• 16:54
  Speaker 13: self described headlock and poked his fingers into the man's
• 16:58
  Speaker 13: eyes as far as he could.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: He is poking his eyes.
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: Out the military rode jallousy in his eyes to a
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: fellow's brains.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: The hell.
• 17:09
  Speaker 13: The hell beast man, Oh my god, deep deep after that,
• 17:15
  Speaker 13: Golden says, he sat on the bloodied Hintson.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I sat on him and galasy his eyes and kill
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: the cops out here.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: What'd you call yourself when we first pulled up.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: You're holding him like that the whole time.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and beating him with his own gun.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: I think his own gun away from him being with it.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: This poor intruder messed with the wrong guy. The beast.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: You're the beast.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Florida making the show once again. I need to
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: stay away from the convention center for like the next
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: four days. I can't be.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I can't beat down there, dude, it's today.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Can't be down there. Yeah Techo the big anime convention,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Uh we have here in Pittsburgh. Techo starts today at
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: the convention Center. I can't be around it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Man, you should go.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I will buy so much stuff, see all. I can't, man, No,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. Busy dude. If I see like
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh theme anime stuff, oh my god, they have like
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Pokemon stuff. But I can't, man, I'm gonna spend
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: too much money there, I can't do it. It's Mikey
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Bob here on ninety six to one kiss Stuff a
• 18:18
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• 18:20
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• 18:22
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• 18:24
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• 18:24
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• 18:27
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• 18:30
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• 18:31
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• 18:32
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• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so somebody just sent us a talkback message here.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I want to get to this. I wanted to explain
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: stuff a Bus for people who you know, may not
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: know because a lot of people have, you know, stuff
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: a Bus memories of just us being a part of
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: their lives and their kids' lives and coming out every
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: year as a family. So let's get to this talkback
• 18:53
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• 18:54
  Speaker 11: Hey boys, I just wanted to share a funny story
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: with my five year old. We were looking at pictures
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: on the TV the other day and it was rolling
• 19:01
  Speaker 11: through like just my you know, photos from the year,
• 19:04
  Speaker 11: and stuff of us came up so it was all
• 19:06
  Speaker 11: of us with you guys, and my five year old
• 19:08
  Speaker 11: ran up to tell her sisters, this one is Mikey.
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: He's the one that didn't make it. This is the
• 19:14
  Speaker 11: guy who pooped his pants. There we go, and it
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: just had me cracking up. Love you guys.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: By I'm a legend around the part. That's how the
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: kids know you on the street. It is man, Hey,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: the tall one. Uh, he's the guy who didn't make
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: it one morning and pooped his pants on the way
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: to work. So just just envision this. You know, she's
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: got like the photos on the screen saver on the
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: TV showing family photos, and all of a sudden, like
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: she's got the five year old and then a younger dad.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: It sounds like the five year olds like, yeah, hey,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: that's the guy who pooped his pants right there.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Like the five year old's like, hey, you're gonna need
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: to know this if we're going to stuff with us,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: you know, towards the end of the year. Let me
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: give you the breakdown.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: The tall one's Mikey.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: He's the one who still poops his pants.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: He's the pants and the other one he's just a mustache.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: He's a mustache. Hello, Hey. We appreciate everybody who's come
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: out to stuff with us over the years and made
• 20:10
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• 20:12
  Speaker 1: even recognizes me.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: As he's the guy who pooped his pants.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Uh, I don't listen, man, Uh.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: What looks for transition here?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Pet Nipples? I just I didn't know how to do it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: But I didn't know you could tell. You could tell
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I was a little off, and you can tell I
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: was trying to transition into the next segment of the show,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: which will be as what fag pet Nipples around seven
• 20:39
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• 21:01
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• 21:11
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• 21:14
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• 21:18
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• 21:39
  Speaker 1: on ninety six one kiss. Let's continue to talk about
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: pet nipples on the show. Get I did not think
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: we went down a weird path. I did not think
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: that this talkback message we got, you know, days ago
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: on the show would still still be hitting like it is.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: They have black nipples in My mom thought it was
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: a tick, so she ripped it off. Now my wiener
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: dog and we have seven.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Nipples, all right. I did not know that we were
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: going to get this much of a response talking about
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: pet nipples. But let's get to this talkback message him.
• 22:16
  Speaker 14: Mikey, Bobby, it's the Florida Wiener mom here all right.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Now we got Florida Wiener mom chiming in.
• 22:24
  Speaker 14: I heard someone callin recently talking about her Wiener dog's
• 22:29
  Speaker 14: nipple and her mom thinking it was a tick. So
• 22:32
  Speaker 14: she pulled it off, and now he has one less nipple.
• 22:36
  Speaker 14: And it got me to think I've only had my
• 22:40
  Speaker 14: dog Loki Beans Beans. We've had about three months now.
• 22:45
  Speaker 14: He's three and a half. He needed a home and
• 22:48
  Speaker 14: we got him the end of March.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing right there. He is a.
• 22:52
  Speaker 14: Different color than my previous wiener dog, Vader.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 22:56
  Speaker 14: A month or two ago I thought that he also
• 23:00
  Speaker 14: had a tick or bug on his chest.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, I just want to say wieners
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: of all callers are accepted, right, just because it's just
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: a beautiful wiener.
• 23:11
  Speaker 14: Yes, and I pulled it off. Oh no, And up
• 23:14
  Speaker 14: until the moment I heard her.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: But I hear her in the background, right, you're sort
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: of yelping message.
• 23:20
  Speaker 14: I was certain that there was a bug burrowing into
• 23:23
  Speaker 14: his chest and that I saved him. Yeah, and now
• 23:27
  Speaker 14: I'm wondering she has one less nipple because I didn't
• 23:32
  Speaker 14: know that it was a nipple. You can hear him crying.
• 23:35
  Speaker 14: He probably has PTSD hearing this story.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Probably, So thank.
• 23:39
  Speaker 14: You to the listener who called in love you all.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Right, thank you so much for sharing your your wiener story.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: There you just listening to the show, and now she's
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: just questioning everything.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I'm questioning everything. Did I my dog's nipple off? I don't.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Like now I'm wondering, is this a normal thing for
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: people to do? Do we you have dogs missing nipples
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: out here? Like you think it's a bug, just like,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Hey, listen? But we got two of
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: our cats they had ticks on it. I didn't know
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: it was tickles, Like, Oh, what's this little black thing here?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, we gotta get those off. You know,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: didn't know twist nipple. Didn't know there were that many
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: of you out there that are just plucking pet nipples.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: But here we are. I feel like we should have
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: just went live on Instagram or Facebook or something like
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: that for our snack draft, Bob. I feel like the
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: listeners would love to watch the Mikey and Bob snack draft.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: We've never even talked about him on the show. But
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: that's what happened here in the studio this morning, right,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: That's what happens quite often with us. What is that
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: that's from the Is it from the Greek fest or
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: something like that?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Had some nice people from the Greek fast?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, drop off some some treats, you know, some
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: baked goods earlier this morning. So then, uh, you know,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: we got this thing of delicious cookies and Greek food
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and baked goods, and we do a snack draft. We
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: flip a coin. First person they gets the first pick. Guy,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: the next guy gets next too, and then we go
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: until it's done.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: First pick isn't always the best pick.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Well, you gotta it's strategy then, because you either really
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: want something with that first pick or you're gonna want
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the next two treats. I literally just pieces of us.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: That's what happens in the snack draft. Get the second pick.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: We gotta start going live whenever there's a snack draft
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: in the studio because it is a big deal for us.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: We shut down and we care more about the snack
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: draft than our actual show.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: We just need to tell everybody we had a snack
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: draft earlier in the uh in the studio. Food Fest
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: today starts at eleven am.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: By the way, nice food fest. Right, you got the
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• 25:50
  Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Kiss. A little bit earlier on the show, we were
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: playing this talkback message. Nice family who had visited us. Uh,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you know during our year toy drives stuff a Boss
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: and they have a stuff a Bus picture that sort
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: of rotates with family pictures on their TV.
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: My five year old ran up to tell her sisters
• 26:09
  Speaker 11: this one is Mikey. He's the one that didn't make it.
• 26:12
  Speaker 11: This is the guy who pooped his pants. And it
• 26:15
  Speaker 11: just had me cracking up. Love you guys.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: By Yeah, it's something that I'm quite known for the
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: different times where I've either didn't make it to work
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: or trust it a fart now of course, Uh that
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: leads to this talkback message that we got.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: While it's stealing from Lowerborough.
• 26:32
  Speaker 15: Look, I gotta tell you, like Mikey, I get it
• 26:34
  Speaker 15: like sometimes like that happens, because yeah it does. Just
• 26:38
  Speaker 15: sitting here with the wife post center on the couch
• 26:41
  Speaker 15: and I trusted afart.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: There you go, And did I just hear her giggling?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: There's a giggle that too.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Alright, all about one second, let me and I trusted
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Afart and oh yeah she's giggling. She's giggling back there.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I definitely just went full poop a butt. Oh no,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: not poop a buttoo. But Yeah, poop a butt is
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the word that me and my family use for when
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: our dog used to have like uh, you know dingleberry. Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: we would just call it poop a but you'd be like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: oh no, she's got poopa, but don't let her on
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the cush. You got poopa. But definitely had to change
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: my underwear because like, it happens. I get it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: So don't feel bad.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't feel bad. Accidents happened.
• 27:21
  Speaker 15: Sometimes you just be out here pants pooping ants.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on across the room, across the room with shame.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: He was giggling in that call and then just doing
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: from low Borough, just you know, admitting it. And sometimes
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: you just be out here pants pooping and paint. You know,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: you need to shame your significant other, your family member.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: They try to tell a story like that pants Pooper
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: dance Pop. What's our show today? And we've been all
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: over the place pants poopers, pet nipples, pants poopers and.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Pets pets sounds like a podcast.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Name sponsored by the Sea Hart Perando group. I'm Mikey
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: and Bob looking it over there? Who is it? It's
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: my best friend Bob, Hello, good morning, Bob.
• 28:23
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• 28:27
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• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
• 28:37
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• 28:40
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• 28:45
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• 28:46
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• 28:47
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• 28:50
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• 28:59
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• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Bob if you love. I feel like I should have
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: just played the animal mating noise intro for you here
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: in the studio. Bob's got a uh would you tweak
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: your back walking the dogs yesterday? Bob, just I gotta
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: stand up real quick, dude.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Dogs were pulling me around yesterday, stretching your back.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: You just going turtle first. I should have hit you
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the intro.
• 29:30
  Speaker 16: Man, you're.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Just stretching your back.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob here on ninety six one Kiss let's
• 29:36
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• 29:38
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• 29:40
  Speaker 1: One Team Media. You know, I really blame you guys.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Would have happened to me a minute ago here on
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: my way to work.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, listen, we do not your way to work.
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: The poor little raccoon land probably unfortunately dead in the
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: middle of the red.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: All right now. Raccoon talk has been a thing on
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: our show recently, with the discovery of the tiny raccoon
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: that appears to have a short spine named Jimothy in
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the Seattle area, which is taking over the internet. Jimothy
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: is like the size of a volleyball and it's a raccoon.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: And the first thought my head goes, okay, like the day.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: While back, I like when people share their show ticks
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: with us. So he is driving and then uh, he
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: sees a raccoon in the roadway and says to himself, no,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: not Jimithymoth. Yeah, like this clip from a Florida story
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: years and years ago where a guy said no, not
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Kenny because one of his neighbors name was Kenny. That's
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: a show tick right there. That's what we call a
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: show tick whenever I hear the name Kenny, No, not Kimmy.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to a let's get to another
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: talkback message here, Bob, guess what we're talking about now.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: It's not pants mooping, it's pet nipples.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Again.
• 31:01
  Speaker 12: I listened to you guys in the radio every morning
• 31:04
  Speaker 12: before I go to work. So my name is Ash
• 31:06
  Speaker 12: and I'm a dog groomer. So a couple of years
• 31:08
  Speaker 12: ago we had an ex co worker grooming with us,
• 31:11
  Speaker 12: and she does cats.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, an ex groomer though, so she's no
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: longer a groomer. She has cats.
• 31:17
  Speaker 12: And I didn't know this, but whenever you've shaved cats
• 31:21
  Speaker 12: on their bellies.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, by the way, you don't need to shave cats.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: If you're a groomer, it's your job to trim up
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: the cat, I would imagine.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I've never gotten a cat groomed before.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: You never had one that was hairy and scary?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Oh shaved my hairy scary cat? No, I just you know,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: you pet them their hair combs off, you got, you got,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: they make special gloves and special things.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Or you pet the cat. You like to touch.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: It the cats? Yeah, yes, I cat hair off. I
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: love petting my cat's hair off. Of course, why are
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: you so defensive? Well, I just don't need to flip. Okay,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: all right, their nipples accidents, all right, A nipple nicker.
• 32:08
  Speaker 12: And they can grow back. I heard you guys talk radio,
• 32:12
  Speaker 12: so I forgotize.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, you lind that. I want to
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: make sure we heard that right.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Did she just say cats can regrow nipples? I got
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: distracted by shaving cats, and okay, hold on, all right,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: let me just cats.
• 32:26
  Speaker 12: On their bellies. You can get their nipples on accident,
• 32:29
  Speaker 12: and they can grow back. I heard you guys have
• 32:32
  Speaker 12: nipples on the radio, so I forgotize that. You guys
• 32:34
  Speaker 12: know that.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: She just told us do cats have regenerative nipples? Well, Bob,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that's not anything that I have the answer to. This
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: is one of those situations where you're going to have
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: to get on the internet.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Here, Detective Bob, cat nipples? Do we need an intro
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: for these segments?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Detective Bob Away. Yeah, So if your ship cat's underbelly
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: and you nick one of its nipples, does.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: The nipple grow back? And I wonder if that's a
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: thing for cats.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I wonder if humans is that a real thing too.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: What happens if you lose a nipple, it's a grow back.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I have actually I have a good answer about this.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I think about cat nipples or yeah, yeah, all right,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: go ahead, bob, all right. If it's just nipped, right, okay,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: it's just nicked by the trimm or the shaver.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the thing that they're grooming.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: The cat with. Yeah, just hit it real quick, a
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: flick of a nip.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: It will it will heal and okay, the skin comes
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: back together, it grows back into place. However, if you
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: were to take a full nipple off somehow with the
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: razor or shaver, it's not coming back.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Or if you think it's a bog and you pick
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: the nipple off, it doesn't regrow. No, it's not regenerative.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: By the way I looked it up. Same things for humans.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: The tissue does not regenerate.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: If you're trying to shave your nipple hair and you
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: nick it a little bit, it's gone forever. No, you're fine,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's just if you you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Know, just have an ariola there. If you nip yeah, if.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You would get not not nicking a little bit, if
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you completely taken nipple off. That ain't growing bo.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: These ain't like fingernails, It ain't like hair. Learning today.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Once you lose a nipple, you lose it forever. Are
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: we learning today?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: This may be one of the dumbest shows we've ever done.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Your chance to win one thousand dollars around nine ten. Also,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: we want to send you to the big sold out
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  Speaker 1: twenty one Pilots hometown show in Columbus, Ohio and Ohio Stadium.
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  Speaker 1: It's been sold out for a while. Resale prices are
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  Speaker 1: crazy for the show because twenty one Pilots aren't doing
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: a lot of shows this year. We'll get your chance
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: at tickets around nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Buco's got a day off today.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I had a doubleheader yesterday in New York, taken out
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the Yankees. First game, Mitch Keller had a good start.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Pirates won five to three. Bubba sha Handler was good
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: in Game two, also good start for him, but Pirates
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: bullpen blows another one two to nothing. The Pirates losing
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: the second game, so they split with the Yankees. They're
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: off today and then they will be back tomorrow against
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: the Cubs.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yinser Palooza weekend. Hey, they can't lose on yinzir Pollooza Weekend.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: No gotta sweep the cubs here because he dubs. Friday
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: is Yinser Paalooza T shirt. Then Saturdays, what everybody's waiting for?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: First twenty thousand people, Doctor Robbie Bobblehead from the Pittsburgh Show,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: you know the pit that's on HBO Max. And then
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: it's Daniel Tiger plushy for the kids on Sunday. For
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Yinser Pollooza weekend, it is Mikey and Bob here on
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: ninety six to one kiss.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna read.
• 35:47
  Speaker 16: This headline right here, okay, right Disney in Craft Hines
• 35:53
  Speaker 16: ink wide ranging brand deal across media and experiences.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Mickey Mouse loves the Hines ketchup.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Like product partnerships? Are they about to put like Disney
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: and Marvel and every other brand product name on like.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Ketchup bottles a deadpool heinz ketchup brodle right like is
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: that Kellman? Okay? It says the alliance between the two
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: companies again, this is Hines and Disney will span movies, TV, streaming,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: theme parks, and cruises, connecting the brands of the food
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: and beverage giant in the entertainment company. So then, when
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: you think about it, theme parks and cruises means that
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: you're only gonna find Hines at their at their places.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: What they got?
• 36:40
  Speaker 14: Now?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Are they serving like fancy Ketchup? Are they serving haunts?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I hope it seems to be. You ever been to
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: a Disney cruise. I've been to Disney World, but I
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: don't really see.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I don't remember messing with the ketchup remember the ketchup either?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: See that makes me believe it must have been Hines,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: because if I saw fancy ketchup down there, I might.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Throw the flag. I bet you they just generically Mickey
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: ketchup or something. You think it's like whatever it is
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: down there with Disney ketchup. Yeah, everything is like their own.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: You know, you're in Disney, You're in their own little
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: brand world.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: But it's gonna be craft Heines now and all those
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: products are gonna be unlocked for Disney.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't know really what it means. You
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: know what it means.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: It means that it's still Akroure and it's not heinz
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Field because they they I don't know though. They got
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Disney money. Though.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Are you telling me there's bring it back? Bringing Man's
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: gonna climb up the Hans History Center up that?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Oh man? It is What this means, all right? Is
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: this AI or not? Spider Man's climbing the ketchup bottle.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Spider Man's in black and gold. What the hell? He's
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: got a black and gold suit. It's a new costume
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: for Spider Man. Had a Heins bottle. I saw it
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: on Facebook. No idea what it means other than you
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: can get Heinz ketchup at the parks and the cruises.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Now coming up next on the show, there's always weird
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: things happening down in the state of Florida. Florida Stories
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: has been a staple of our show for years and years.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: There's a Florida Monkey Advisory. Oh no, and they talk
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: to people about it down in Florida. We will get
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: to that next around eight twenty five. It's Mikey and Bob,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: not even Cass. I'm Mikey and Bob Cas.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: It's like a Vegas show, but not really right weird Vegas. Yeah,
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: not like Vegas at all.
• 38:25
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• 38:32
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• 38:35
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• 38:37
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  Speaker 3: Let's get to a quick talkback message here.
• 39:06
  Speaker 14: And you still haven't mentioned the EMUs as are killed
• 39:08
  Speaker 14: in the Keyport.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know a lot of you have sent us
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: this story because we love EMUs, but it's kind of hard,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: very hard for us to cover a story like that
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: and like try to make fun of any type of
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: there's not much fun being had when an EMU gets
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: mauled by dogs. Yeah, we just have a light fun
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: show and EMUs getting eaten by dogs. They're usually one
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: that's like alta talk about animal nipple. From that. Well,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: let's get down to Florida because we have a monkey
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: advisory down in Florida. There's always weird things happening.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Down the state of Florida. Time for another Florida store.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Here we go, there show, it's time to double to
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: the Sunshine stage.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, it happened again.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: It's another Florida story. Not on to Florida we go.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: So some of these most recent monkey settings have happened
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: here in these woods of a high the Mountdoor Library
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: and an animal control officer I spoke to. So the
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: city felt the need to put out an advisory after
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: seeing some posts that concerned them on social media.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, now Florida. They had to put out,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: like in Central Florida, a monkey advisory because there was
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: some chatter going on on Facebook monkeys. Oh, we're gonna
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: find out.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: But in Central Florida, we're used to seeing geckos and gators.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: But right now, Mount Dora's got monkeys.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I love it. You used to seeing you know, lizards,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: We got monkeys and.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: Wesh too spoke with a woman Tuesday who said she
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: saw a monkey just last week.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Like, you don't think you're going to see a monkey
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: driving on just driving down the road, you know. Oh wow,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know monkeys could drive. I was like, who
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: would have their dog, Like, I don't know, like a
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: busy road, no dog, And it's a Florida monkeys.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: As I got closer, I was like, oh my gosh,
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: that's a monkey.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought it was a dog. And then I
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: got close, Oh my god, it's a monkey again. There
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: is a monkey advisory in uh in central Florida.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Recent sightings have turned official city business into monkey business,
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: with the city of Montdoorra putting out a monkey sighting
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: advisory this week.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: It's the real thing. Here we go.
• 41:09
  Speaker 17: There was a couple of posts on Facebook about how
• 41:11
  Speaker 17: to feed the monkeys and stuff like that, and that
• 41:15
  Speaker 17: they don't what they need to do if they're confronted
• 41:17
  Speaker 17: with one. They need to just back away. Let the
• 41:20
  Speaker 17: monkey ye going about its way. They don't need to
• 41:23
  Speaker 17: try and feed, touch or pettit it or anything like that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: All right, hold on, whatever you do, not show this
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: guy AI pictures. Dude, it's gonna boggleod mine.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: We got some older folks that are in charge of
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: most of the country right now, and they can't handle
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: stuff like this. You know what I'm saying. Facebook, even
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: him just saying the word Facebook. Usually it has an
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: s on it. We had some chatter on facebooks on
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: how to feed the monkey, said the monkey smoke cigarette.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: That ain't true, alright, all monkeys drinking beer on facebooks.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: The monkey de spot what you may have seen on
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: facebooks is not powered by Monster Energy drinks. Okay, again,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: there is a monkey advisory in Central Florida. Florida. Story
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: is always a thing on our show.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: Animal Control says, you don't want a monkey around with
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: these guys. They can carry diseases.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: See them. I've never seen a monkey in the wild life.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Got herpie monkey?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, the sheriff was the star of the show.
• 42:28
  Speaker 16: Right the right.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: With facebooks, people are trying to feed the monkeys, don't
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: get too close. They got diseases, mainly the herpes. Florida
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: making the show once again. Bob's just over here, still
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: eating treats from the Greek fest that got dropped off
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: and go ahead back. Yeah, I just had to before
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I turned the microphones on. Bob was just trying to
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: get me to yell bacla fun. It's just a fun
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: word to yell. It's on ninety six one kiss. Let's
• 43:07
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  Speaker 7: I actually need you guys's help on something. Much like
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  Speaker 7: And sometimes has problems finding clothes. Yeah, so for his birthday,
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• 43:51
  Speaker 1: That is, it's not a bad pick, right there, then
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Black City Connect jerseys. Those are nice.
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  Speaker 3: It's a specific pick though, and as a bigger person,
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  Speaker 3: not easy to find.
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, you can't get too specific when
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  Speaker 7: I have looked everywhere online, in stores, I cannot find it.
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  Speaker 3: If it wasn't City Connect like the Mitchell Nuts brand.
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  Speaker 1: it too, but I looked earlier they're sold out of
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• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit ago on the show, we were
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: talking about how Hines ketchup whatever. Just the craft Heinz company, right,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: like a Disney partnership. Yeah, they have partnership with Disney
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: now for cruises and parks and I don't know, and
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: all that stuff is gonna happen. Let's get to this
• 45:20
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• 45:21
  Speaker 5: I'm so excited to catch up.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Came out.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: I am a Disney adult, and.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, listen, a Disney adult's fine with me. Yeah, but
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I know that some people are.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Like Disney adults are weird.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Everybody's weird.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: We all got our thit. Disney adults like a person
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: who will go visit Disney without without children necessarily.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: There hain't nothing wrong with that.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Ride and rides have fun, big Disney fan.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anybody that hates on Disney adults, who cares?
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: My god, Let people have fun, Let people enjoy things.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Watch the news, Watch the news. Do you care if
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: somebody you don't know as an adult is going to Disney?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Just watch the news. Maybe they just want to have
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: some childlike fun. All right, some whimsy.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: I can say that Disney does not have Heinz ketchup.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is a big deal. Then Disney wondering
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Disney and craft Heines partnership. Big deal.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Then currently they have Heinz mustard. They have mustard, which
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: is ridiculous that they have the mustard but not the ketchup.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, but listen, this is a big Disney deal.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: This is like the parks, the cruises and stuff like that.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: So maybe they had the Heinz mustard, but they already
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: got a ketchup deal that's separate from the mustard deal.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe this isn't a full condiment deal with Disney.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: In the past, I've actually taken my own Heinz ketchup
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: into the park, so I'm hoping they'll start having it
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: in the park.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Ay, Disney Adult, we appreciate you. That is that is
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: top tier in injured Disney Adult. Pack in your own ketchup.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: They didn't have Heinz ketchup before I packed my own.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: That is a pro Pittsburgh move right there. Yeah, I
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: guess they're supposed to incorporate the whole Hins lineup now
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: hinescraft lineup into the parks.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go, Disney Adult, it's gonna be coming.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Challengeover's coming. You're gonna have that Heinz ketchup in Disney World,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Disney Cruises, Disney parks, and you won't have to bring.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Your own Hines from home.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: Hate your bills.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: On ninety six one, Yiss, looks like Penn Dot might
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: finish up on the Commercial Street Bridge early next week.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: We were talking about this earlier on the show because
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: obviously it's been a you know, it's been detours and
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: extra traffic as they took out the old Commercial Street bridge,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: and then earlier this week they slid the new one
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: in place, and then we learned they get a two
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: million dollar bonus if they get done by Tuesday at midnight.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: So all these reports of man, they're doing this pretty quick,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: we're moving fast. Bridge just sliding that in. It was
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: supposed to take like twenty four hours, took eight hours.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, they're moving fast and got two million dollar bonus.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, uh, it looks like the Commercial Street bridge.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Expect it early next week because if they don't get
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: it done by Tuesday at midnight and they don't get
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: a two million dollar bonus, so only a couple more days,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I think of the uh, the traffic headache over there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob on ninety six to one kiss.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Le's get to another talkback message brought to us by
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  Speaker 8: Steve and Steve this past Saturday, we did a brewery.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, my buddy randomly were like four hours deep into
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  Speaker 1: Buddy wants to say something that's usually not a good idea,
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• 48:43
  Speaker 8: Uh huh, you guys must see a taxidermy rhino head.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, obviously they're they're out in Ligonier, remember, Okay,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: So he takes us.
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: To his bar and Ligoneer it's called Joe's.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Yep, we've heard about Joe's and Ligonier before. It's people
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: told us about that. It's got quite the quite the legend.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 49:02
  Speaker 8: So we get to this place and I'm like, all right,
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: whatever looks like any dive bar, regular skills, machines and stuff.
• 49:07
  Speaker 8: I go an icy light and we're walking towards the back.
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: We walk into this room. It's probably about thirty feet
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: long and about fifteen feet wives, just all taxidermy animals.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: It's two stories too, two stories.
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there is a rhinohead, a lion, polar bear.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I saw a camel in there.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: There's they have a cambel.
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  Speaker 18: isn't this around the time the QVC Christmas in July?
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  Speaker 1: Snacks?
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  Speaker 3: Oh man are happening? Did you get yours orders yet?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 18: I'm actually thinking of doing it this year because over
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  Speaker 1: It's not Bob's birthday, Today's birthday, New Year's hard. It
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  Speaker 1: in a lot of happiness. Okay, all right. For those
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  Speaker 1: people who don't know Bob has a, I can't imagine
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  Speaker 1: there are many people that are still doing this. Bob
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  Speaker 1: turns on the QVC channel every July because they do
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  Speaker 1: Christmas in July. Buys himself treats that get delivered in December.
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  Speaker 3: When we were in uh, you know, everybody's staying home
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  Speaker 3: for pandemic. Sure, I started drifting into this QBC land Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and they do come every July. They do Christmas in July.
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  Speaker 3: Where you you ordered the snacks in July, right, and
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  Speaker 3: then you forget all about them and you do it
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  Speaker 3: like on the monthly pay whenever they got Sure, yeah
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  Speaker 1: Missus Prindibles like apples, like caramel apples or something like that.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I've had missus Prinvill's caramel apples. I've had the caramel
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  Speaker 3: and chocolate covered pretzels. Oh wow, Yeah, I've had a
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  Speaker 3: lot of it, Mike, I've had a lot. I haven't
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  Speaker 3: ordered any this year, but I almost did in July.
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing, dude?
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  Speaker 1: Have you been? What is all over your mouth? Dude?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I need to stay away from the treat.
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  Speaker 3: It's sold out. Resale prices are crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Mike and Bob's plus tiny Adam here and I just
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  Speaker 3: Was it his birthday or he did he was out exploring, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Doctor Robbie bobble Heads only twenty thousand and I you know,
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  Speaker 1: You got anything you're doing today, Bob? Anything for today? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: We got meetings to go to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we got a meeting in the.
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  Speaker 1: I really love that we're at the point of our
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  Speaker 1: right man, it's good. We live a very nice, comfortable life,
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