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New listeners are detoured by Banana Butt! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey's nolly, good morning, you're on the air. What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning? So I am just giving my boyfriend a
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  Speaker 2: ride home and I was like, oh, we should listen
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  Speaker 2: to this radio show that I listened to every morning.
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  Speaker 2: Are so funny, like I love them. They do all
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  Speaker 2: these fun segments. I want for your tickets to you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes he's like, okay, cool, let's listen to it. And
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  Speaker 2: I turn you guys on and it's in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the Peaches in my Butt song and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Like, it's bananas in my butt, not peaches in my butt.
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  Speaker 2: That was pieces in my butt something, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: this is what you listen to every morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's three am.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up to go to the bathroom with Don't
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  Speaker 3: put Bananas in my Blood played in my hand.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put bananas in my butt. No, don't put bananas
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  Speaker 1: in my butt. I've told you several times before. My
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  Speaker 1: blood is not a banana door. That is the lla
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  Speaker 1: inlay choosing texas of the song. We're not the show
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's not always like this.
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  Speaker 3: Like this, it's totally always like that, and you know it,
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  Speaker 3: so okay, so go on and did you end up?
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  Speaker 1: Did you end up selling him, Did you close him?
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  Speaker 1: Did you tell me you do other things too?
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  Speaker 2: We tried to call, We tried to call for minutes
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  Speaker 2: to win it, but you guys already had a contestant.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, he was like trying to call
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  Speaker 2: and he wasn't calling fast enough. But I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you guys got faster, like the line is busy, and
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  Speaker 2: he was like, okay, okay, Like, oh I think now
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna try to one thousand dollars one of these days.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what about did you tell about War of the
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  Speaker 3: Roses and the second Ate update and all that stuff too.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't gotten to that part yet. I just dropped
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  Speaker 2: him off. But I should tell about that too. He
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  Speaker 2: would love those seconds.
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  Speaker 1: How long you've been dating him?
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  Speaker 2: We've been dating about a year.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, and you're just getting to letting him know about us.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we were closer than that. We were
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  Speaker 3: like a shameful seat of your world.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't hire.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's not a morning person, so usually when he
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  Speaker 2: wakes up, he's grumpy, and so I just try to
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  Speaker 2: not talk to this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, next time call, lets let us know. We'll
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  Speaker 3: make sure we do something really entertaining, Like what does
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  Speaker 3: he like? What can we do for how old is he?
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  Speaker 2: He is twenty five?
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  Speaker 3: Boston.
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  Speaker 2: We're a sports guy like Patriots, Bad Sox, anything, Boston.
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  Speaker 2: He could talk to you about Boston for hours.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we could talk about Boston.
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  Speaker 3: We could do something on Pods Celtics, and we could
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  Speaker 3: do something on Ted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you know Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, we grew up like
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  Speaker 2: I'm on down the street from each other. I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and that is a pretty cool flex them.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thanks for calling in, ZOI, thank you for
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  Speaker 1: converting it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, guys, top a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: We need more people that said we convert people. If
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  Speaker 3: you're listening to our show, can you convert people to
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  Speaker 3: listen to our show? Help us convert? Listen to a friend.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't hide us, don't keep us in the dark.
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  Speaker 1: Share your secret. Hi, right e, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 4: So I have a moving disaster for you, guys. So,
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  Speaker 4: my son and I just moved here not long ago,
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  Speaker 4: about a month ago, and we rented a van from
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  Speaker 4: U Hall just for like twenty four hours, didn't keep
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  Speaker 4: it the whole twenty four hours, returned it. Everything was
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  Speaker 4: cool and then about a few days later, like, should
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  Speaker 4: we return it on Saturday evening? Thursday, all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting messages from my bank saying that U all's
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  Speaker 4: trying to charge me six hundred and something dollars. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: what the heck? And I go I called him. I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: why are you guys trying to charge me this much money?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, you got the van from Friday
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  Speaker 4: to Thursday, and you brought it back with no gas
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  Speaker 4: and like two hundred something miles. I'm like, no, I
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  Speaker 4: had that van barely twenty four hours. We drove with
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  Speaker 4: like twenty six miles, and I returned it with three
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  Speaker 4: quarters of a tank. So it turns out the person
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  Speaker 4: that checked the van in when I returned it didn't
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  Speaker 4: get out of my account when he re rented it
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  Speaker 4: to these other people and drove it two hundred something
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  Speaker 4: miles and for like five hundred something dollars. And I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 4: that was not me.
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  Speaker 2: Guys.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's a good one. Thanks for sharing it with us,
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  Speaker 3: have a great day. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: The thing