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Episode 266: Conversation Over · Not That Serious

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  H question again, Well, Jesus even not a favorite. That's something I
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  think that makes me feel better. We can just see. Welcome to the
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  TS podcast, the sexiest podcast. Following a very disappointing loss from the Philadelphia
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  reporting live from Burlington, New Jersey, I mean Delaware, according to Diddy,
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  Delaware. What's going on? Everybody? H No, No, I
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  mean Vermont, Vermont, A bunch of Carolina, North Carolina, Illinois.
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  There's a lot of them. HM. Well, I wouldn't know if I'm
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  from Newark, not Newark, Newcast but touching hum that's in. I know.
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  I forgot. We don't associate because because you said newk North New Jersey,
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  I forgot the Delaware had one. What would you want? Yeah?
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  Hi, everybody, what's going on? Is not that serious podcast aka the
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  greatest podcast in the world. I am one of your host is with the
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  Moses Michael's LZ. He is in the building. I'm my aka Doctor Waffle
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  m J and turn Homie Kwan Waffle Uh, Watermelon Man Q was not here.
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  I don't know where is he at? Florida? Who knows Florida?
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  Who knows? Right? Whoever his white sucky basins dragon? These days honestly.
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  Yeah, whatever, wherever his white wife leads him is where he is.
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  I never knew that he listens. S Grant lived in Bronton during the
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  Civil War, and he made it that far north. He was Grant,
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  he was, he was, he was in the Union. You listens Grant?
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  I thought you're thinking of Roberty Robert. I thought they were both in
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  the Confederacy. You wouldn't learn about that now because inside of the books slavery,
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  what's that? They don't teach that anymore. Oh yeah, they apparently
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  they don't even call it certain They don't even call it slavery no more.
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  They call it like serbitude. What are they call like, indentured servants volunteering?
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  That's that's fact squad, Yeah, indentured servants know how They call it
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  volunteering, work volunteer, as in we'll volunteer, work, will volunteer to
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  kill your ass if you don't work these fields or or Amazon werehouse or Amazon
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  same thing, same thing, nineteen eighties or nineteen eighties, eighteen hundred,
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  Amazon warehouse. I just got the image of this Amazon workers singing Negro spirituals.
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  I'm on the megacycle, the megas there is. There's twenty seven states
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  have Brompton. Mm hmm. Massive Basis got me work in stocked the shelves
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  for Christmas, miss my mom and my keys. Massive Basis got me working.
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  So you know, then you got soulful Black Lady all Way got me
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  work into Amazon working. Just the open the eyes go black, no singing
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  on the clock, getting back to work. I'm sorry, this is kind
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  of fascinating. So there's a Broughton city in the Broughton Town, Wisconsin.
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  They copy the whole fucking flow word for word, but they don't. But
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  they they're just Bronton and it's just it's the city, and then it's Bronton
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  in town. It's not Bronton City, Bronson Township. Same thing. They
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  just shorten it like it's weird. But then for Bronton, New Jersey,
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  they just counted as one. Even though we are we do have two of
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  them. You don't got the facts on that. It's Wikipedia can change it,
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  yeah exactly that. Okay, let's go what's going on? Everybody is
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  to cop up for the Christmas holidays or any other time after that. Hanakah
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  Kwanza, went to souls, Festivus, d Wali. Whatever you got going
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  on already passed, but we can still say next year mitzphash yeah bot mitzvahs
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  swag sixteen, whatever whatever the Asian community does for Easter is coming up.
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  Whatever the Asian community, the Lunar New Year, Chinese New Year, American
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  New Year, the year it's Christmas? What the mm hmm? President's Day,
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  Valentine's Day, Martin Luther King Day, St. Patrick's. We're going
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  to go into all the holiday day, Earth Day, Taco Day nine to
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  eleven. Okay, now you lost me, you lost he lost many,
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  but we'll never Adam, he said. No. They were like, mister
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  Adams, what makes New York City just so great and amazing? He was
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  like, man, New York is just one of those places where one day,
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  you know, a plane might fly into a building, and then the
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  next day everybody's outside. It's the greatest city. There's duality. You had,
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  sah. Okay, that's where you the duality of New York City.
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  Planes, plans, rats, terrorism, woo tang, Like, what the
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  fuck is going on? Community? Terrist balance, chop cheese, chop terrorism,
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  rats, rats, fuck Keith Lee, you feel me like he's butt.
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  She really did say that, though, like they asked him, he
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  said, yeah, he's moving like McDermot. What the fun Yeah, very
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  very uh, speaking very loosely. Let's see, it's just like, how
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  do you? How do you? I don't even know how you got there.
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  It's if we could study how all a lot of these people got there,
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  it probably would be so upsetting because most of these niggas can't share half
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  a brain stem. Because you're on TV and you pointed to the biggest tragedy
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  in your city's history and your city's recent hit probably in the past thirty years,
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  that's just that's the biggest. That's the biggest ever ever. Ever.
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  What else should they have? I mean, I should think Godzilla ran through
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  New York. I don't know, like he said, wasn't the Green Goblin
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  out there? Great depression was pretty bad? Huh? Great depression was pretty
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  bad. Depression Yeah, great impression. Sure, people poor not a the
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  building, Yeah, pulled up, killing thousands of people and one pulled up.
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  I'm just saying that in the whole school of children. If we homeland,
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  it's one of the worst things. If we could pull up the numbers.
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  Know, it's one of the worst things that happened in American his American
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  history. Sure, yeah, so New York history for sure. Definitely.
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  I didn't have some blackouts here and there shot for a second because I don't
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  know the entire like what happened. I understand the sentiment though, Yeah,
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  I see, I know, I know trying. I took a second to
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  credit any other tragedy. I was talking about Mayor Adams, not what Mike
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  said. Yeah, thanks, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying,
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  shout out, shut up, nothing nothing, shout out to speaker,
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  shut up, shout out. Heard radio and iHeart radio and all them there
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  with the numbers. Don't check the numbers because they don't matter, you know
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  what I'm saying. Yeah, how how's every how's everybody doing? It was
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  a lot better before the night. We don't we're won't talk. We're gonna
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  talk about that. We haven't have a good we haven't had a good.
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  Evils talking a minute. We're sports talk, Yes we have, Yes,
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  we haven't. We hadn't literally did last week? How was your weekend?
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  My my week was cool? Basketball season started? You know? Boys?
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  Uh? Any weekly updates terrible first game. It wasn't terrible, did you
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  terrible? Asn't you should have won? Oh, we should have won.
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  But we're out with sixteen. We blew a sixteen point league and lost by
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  one. That's not good. No, but that's that's all right. When
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  at what point in the game were you up sixteen? Uh going get into
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  half? Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's not they made it.
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  It was in the fourth quarter now, and you just lost it in
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  two minutes. Then alright, And then we did the reverse of that the
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  next day cause we had back to back games. So then we were down
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  and we came up and won one, and then we won today. So
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  we two and one. Right, you know what I'm saying, Towns Basketball.
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  So is the team looking better than the last time we talked about.
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  I feel like it's more even so more more balanced? Yeah, more balanced,
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  not that two headed monster and everybody else exactly is this team or team
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  oriented? Yeah, big, big time. Last year, Like you said,
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  it was a monster, but was like more like like I came out
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  there at one time, it was like a lot of like, well I'm
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  doing all right type shit. I mean, he was the only one that
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  was making shots at the time, So now you know, ball spread around.
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  Uh. We had a good game. We got the whole varsity team
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  in. You know, we fourteen deep on varsity. Everybody got in.
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  Everybody in the game. Yeah, oh well almost everybody scored. But yeah
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  I had to. But yeah, you know what I'm saying. I can't
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  pull in too many dead horses. But we got another game tomorrow on the
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  back back. Fine, it's one of them kids. One one at Momas
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  is fine tomorrow. We was in the zoom call and she just had to
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  picture. I'm like god, I'm like, Mamma, I'm moving in the
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  coach groups, moving in the coach group. Make sure you get it,
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  Jersey, you get the pick his Now. I was like, god,
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  damn girl, lucky. I'm a faith for black man. Hm hmm.
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  I thought you were a Dominican. Mm hmm my hair just Dominican. I
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  feel you. Yeah, I know. No, I hate deep black,
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  deep deep deep deep black. Oh, they asked, So we lost the
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  game, Same things happen tomorrow. We sued to boiled about thirty. We
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  won today about thirty, so we should blow out. I'm playing them tomorrow.
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  It's the early City game. Yep, five, and I'm like,
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  hype, Yeah, it's weird. I mean city been bad for a few
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  times. Well there was okay last season. Good they they've always been beat
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  us twice last year. But you know, so if guys you don't know,
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  we're talking about our cross town rivals, yess of people who don't live
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  local lives Burlington County, Like literally in our county. The school is walking
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  distance down the street. That's how close. Yes, Michael Sleeve walking distance
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  down the street, believe it or not. Yeah, I'm like looking at
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  it, like no, it's no, yeah, yeah right there street.
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  Yeah, on the same street. Yeah yeah, two lights down boom,
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  it really is. It's yeah on Jacksonville technically mm hmmmmmmm yeah. Those were
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  the days going to those games. But hey man, we're just trying to
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  ride it out. Looking good so far, okay, Well anything other than
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  that, Nah, went out for a couple friends' birthdays, went bowling,
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  went to dinner in his back huh, I said, mixy keen in his
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  back. Man. I also thought that Army was having his basketball thing Saturday,
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  so I thought I was about to have the basketball dinner and then bowling.
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  That's next week. Okay. Yeah. So other than that, I've
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  been in the house nice okay, Lama. Oh you know another good week
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  for me. Work golf with cav on Saturday. Did some Christmas it was
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  fifty something agrees that's cold as hell. No, fifty something agrees with the
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  sun. It feels good. I have a little light jacket on. It's
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  fine. But I did some Christmas shopping golf. Did you feel it would
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  be too No? No. We made it like seventy and a half holes
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  and it was just like did I started twelve again? Pretty much? There's
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  some conflict scheduling conflicts in my household home and it was like I got to
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  stay home until it's time and then like but yeah, holiday shopping which reminded
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  me or something popped up on my my feed that always makes me laugh.
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  I don't know if you've seen it. See Mary, Kate and Ashley,
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  Like they're in New York, Chris, it might be Christmas, but they're
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  in New York and it's like winter and there's a street performer and it's like
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  a black dude. Is that Yes? They put a piece of chicken in
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  his cups for the payment. Yes, And I'm just like that is Yes,
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  was like them in real life doing this. It's like a children like
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  the movies. I remember watching it as a child. I'm just thinking.
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  I'm like, it's hilarious. Like chicken on there. That was all she
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  had. But what you think about here's some chicken. He looked at me
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  like a little white So yeah, holidays always makes me think of stupid stuff
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  like that. Yeah, and did you get all your Christmas shopping done?
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  Yeah? Pretty much? Has everybody gotten there Christmas shopping? Well, I
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  can't christmasop. So you don't have access to the internet, he's I can't.
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  He doesn't have doesn't have the funds. I got to steady income.
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  Do you save money ever? I mean, there's money in my account,
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  but that's Christmas money, not Christmas money, you know what I'm saying.
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  Cards. Yeah, I got bills and ship too, like just a bag,
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  he said, quick, the bills don't stop. Okay, he's not
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  out here DJing like he was like hundred a month. I can't whoa,
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  whoa whoa seven hundred dollars yeah, bro total. So when I bought I
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  bought my car, my credit was really bad. So my payments for my
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  car are four nineteen. I would have got me a fucking limit at that
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  point, Mike choice, my car got total and I needed to get to
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  work. I just I would have got a motheruck twenty maybe in twenty nineteen.
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  But I only have a year level of paying it like this up coming
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  years. That's good. So that's a good seven hundred Yeah paying it well,
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  I mean if once I added my insurance, so four nineteen for the
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  car, and then then something or do something for my insurance. Oh so
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  that's total totally. Yeah, I think it was just I thought it was
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  just your car, my car. That's my car, seven hundred months more
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  than I want. But yeah, oh that's definitely still Yeah, other buildings,
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  that's what I thought, just your car. I'm like, bitch,
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  like that is not a BMW. I would have a years or whatever,
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  Lamborghini, Lamborghini yours hours seven hours less expensive. Yeah, something else happened.
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  It was mis still still a lot, that's still like, that's still
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  seven hundred and for just the card. I was almost doing that for a
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  little bit almost. What the fuck is y'all own? Now? What that
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  credit? Nigga? Now? What made it worse was my nigga, You
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  niggas drown twenty nineteen's and shiit y'all need to scale back. I had a
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  twenty it was I got that car twenty nineteen. It was a twenty fifteen.
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  You should have got twenty twelve. You should have got twenty ten.
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  I wish it was last ninety seven. Camera cut it down to the wire
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  because what happened was the rental card that I had. Either I was gonna
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  have to get a new car or paying for the rentals. Not paying for
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  the rental its expensive. I got you. I had to buckle down,
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  like, well that's all I got. You're an expert. One brother who
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  was good enough should be again. But something else happened. It was like
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  a something we've been doing in my house. But it's like one of those
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  revelations like I can't believe I didn't do this before. Something all similar to
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  like when you figured out, like you're not using the same wash cloth for
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  your face and ass, it's wiping my dog's feet when they come in the
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  house. As a child or growing up. We never did that. Yeah,
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  never, yeah, never, They didn't never thought about it. But
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  then like the dogs walking around soever they stepped in walking through the house whatever,
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  just jumping on stuff. And I was like, hmm, good point.
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  Brandy made a good point. So yeah, always wiping their feet,
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  Like hmm, that's nice. Teach dogs at themselves again. Yeah, if
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  I if they could, that would be great. But uh, or or
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  I could not have dogs outside, then they never had to worry about wiping
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  their feet. But that's not realistic because it's like thirty degrees at night or
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  other than that. What else happened? Oh, more bad dog news.
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  I was walking the dogs, dogs, walking the dogs, and down here
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  pooping. I don't have any bags, mmm, so I gotta take them
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  home. Then I just had to walk my sorry ass out to pick it
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  back up. Because it's like, I'm not trying to be the person leaving.
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  Don't that guy pooping someone else's yard. But so it's me in a
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  bag. You just see see me licking my fingers. I'm like, this
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  looks that's a little funny. I'm just like licking my fingers about to pick
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  up some poop. It's like, because you know, you got to open
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  the bag. It could be it looks strange, like just randomly picking up
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  this poop, no dogs around. He's just fresh. Oh this is a
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  good one. There's still steam. It's a good nugget. There's still steam
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  coming off. It ain't turned whited nothing. Why he got to small small
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  dudes of main character syndrome Because I know no one's actually paying attention to what
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  I'm doing. You pop backing up, They gonna see me picking up That's
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  different. It's different where like, all right, that guy's just in a
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  in a vowel, is just in a park, like nobody's saying. You
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  are outside by yourself with no dogs around, picking up poop. I would
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  be nervous to see. That's just thinking. I'm just because from imagine,
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  if somebody is looking at you, they think you're just picking up poop for
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  fun. Maybe I'm a good neighbor. Now your neighbor is looking at you
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  like, oh you're the guy that you might just be a guy like you
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  ain't never been that good of a neighborhere. You just look at poop that
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  you wasn't around, That that wasn't yours, that wasn't George, or it
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  wasn't your dogs, Just like I'm gonna pick that up. Yeah, I
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  passed poop, and I'm just like, that's not my dogs. And none
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  of my business. I'm sure there's a person that doesn't. Sure they're in
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  jail, they're never invited to the motherfucking block party. Damn, they're a
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  good neighbor. Noah, all right, that's my week. I got nothing
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  else. Nice, So you got I think you said you said your stuff
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  right. No, my week was cool. It was the first time,
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  first time I got back to DJing since surgery. Yeah, the Eagles,
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  but yeah, the first time I was DJing since having surgery. So that
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  was cool. It was actually a lit night in there. It was fun.
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  My leg is getting better. I can walk without crutches now. Nice.
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  I mean, I'm not technical. They told me I can put as
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  much pressure on it as I as I want, So I don't I want.
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  I don't want to say I'm technically clear to just not have crutches.
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  But I can do it. So this Wednesday I get the stitches in the
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  stables out, so after that I can start PT. I don't know if
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  I can start it on Thursday. Hopefully I can, but I'll find out
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  for sure to know, like what the status of I need. I mean,
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  it feels good, like it really really no pain anymore. Oh,
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  that's good. So it's just it's annoying because I can't bend my legs still,
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  so you know, I think they said take me. I can't bend
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  it for four weeks. Okay, so this makes this is two weeks right
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  now, so two more weeks of I guess like after this they might put
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  me in the brace with like the little notches on the side. But it's
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  going along. It's definitely healing. It's weird. I've never had a major
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  injury, so to see like how fast it's kind of do you see like
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  your legs shrinking and like real, my thigh is really small. That's kind
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  of annoying. Like the balance is crazy. So I'm ready to get back
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  in the gym and just completely transformed. So trans I'm doing my thing in
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  the gym, but I gotta take those working legs for granted. Yeah,
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  no, I definitely never. I definitely did. Like I can see the
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  definition and this leg. Just look at this leg like damn, just I
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  don't want it. I don't want anybody to see foot. It is bad,
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  but I'll get back. So okay, okay, work got a grape
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  with the met life. I think all NFL players should sue met Life Stadium,
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  that whack ass field. Yeah, turf is really bad. It's even
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  bad on me how so it's really is. It's not turf at all.
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  It's a carpet. There's a reason why Aaron went down for play Stroud went
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  out with the concussion because this ship is literally that. Then on what's underneath
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  when I'm done working, it's my back is hurting and my knees are hurt
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  because it's no give. It's not soft. So if NFL players are smart,
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  they would try to sue bad life. Yeah, there should be some
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  sort of standard at least for you think like safety of players, like the
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  standard of if you're not going to have grass, you at least got to
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  have this standard of something. They lost money because of that, Like Aaron
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  Rodgers, they continue to sleep lose, they keep losing money. The Jets
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  had so many prime time games this season and Rogers played. They literally lost
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  money because of that term. So they probably fixed that. They lost money.
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  They lost money, got a dad a game flex the prime time game
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  plays in there. There you go. Those games still packed. They still
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  make their money. It could be more, could be more, but a
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  lot more. As a players nfl P. They should talk to I mean
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  they should also they could have said that about the field before. It's going
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  to change. But wasn't FedExField grass though, Yeah grass ship grass like playing
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  it playing in the zoo. That ain't that great either, field years ago,
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  so I don't remember. It's not that great. Once or twice been
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  down on that field. I gotta set some standards. Yeah, yeah,
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  they need to invest better or well they're going to change anyway for the World
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  Cup, so oh yeah, twenty twenty six. But yeah, don't them
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  players should that shouldn't that shouldn't happen. I says, workers are even hurt.
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  I can only imagine if someone who plays on it every day every week
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  high hide like speed and everything like that. It's bad. They are multiply
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  what's called the the defensive been for the Dolphins towards they see or is achilles
• 27:40
  on their two So yeah, man, you have too many injuries on that
• 27:42
  day field you've seen. I posted a photo. That thing is thin.
• 27:48
  There's nothing but concrete underneath. It's not even like soft. I've been on
• 27:52
  high school fields that are better than that time up in that life. Please,
• 27:59
  it's actually they voted it they voted the worst stadium. Believe it now,
• 28:03
  I see, I definitely see why. Shout out to that ref that
• 28:08
  almost got his fucking legs cracked in front of me too, because I know
• 28:12
  that wasn't gonna be me. You ran away. He just shuffled backwards.
• 28:18
  A little saw that coming. You see it in slow mo. You're sound
• 28:22
  fast. They come, you gotta you gotta coming first, very quickly.
• 28:30
  How was your week, Mike Mine, It's cool. I didn't do anything,
• 28:33
  nothing noteworthy, nothing noteworthy. Watch any of the shows that you said
• 28:37
  you're gonna watch. When I said I was gonna watch the show crazy,
• 28:41
  what show is that? Exactly? That's why I didn't watch. That's why
• 28:44
  I didn't watch One piece. I knew you were you weren't show that you
• 28:48
  weren't gonna watch it. I tried to watch at least three separate occasions,
• 28:56
  and I can't get past the second episode for whatever reason. I'm not saying
• 29:00
  it's bad or whatever. I just can't. I don't know what it is,
• 29:03
  not older than me. I don't know what the problem is. I
• 29:06
  know it's like critically acclaimed. Everybody loves it. At least give me five
• 29:10
  I got I got you, I gotta, I gotta, I got her
• 29:14
  and I will. It's a bunch. I gotta watch Bro. There's so
• 29:19
  many differ it's so much ship on TV. Bro. Did you finally watch
• 29:22
  Invincible? Yes? I watched it? Its keenan. Did you finally watch
• 29:26
  Invincible? Oh you're a bitch to you said last week. But this is
• 29:33
  what is worse. You're like home. I'm watching it with you? Said
• 29:38
  that, and we are see her more? You see her enough? When
• 29:45
  the last time you seen it yesterday? What y'all doing all there yesterday?
• 29:48
  M hm? He was exactly. Actually no, I saw her Saturday.
• 29:52
  I saw her Saturday. Saturday. We went to Best Bowl game Sunday.
• 30:00
  After basketball game, I came home because I had to make What did y'all
• 30:03
  do? Saturday? Saturday? We was out bowling and I went to a
• 30:07
  birthday dinner. That was a twenty four hour birthday dinner. I wasn't with
• 30:11
  her all day. I had practiced that morning. Twenty four hour birthday.
• 30:17
  Yes it was actually it was a sleepover. Were saying happy birthday for two
• 30:21
  hours? Yes? Well, I finished the boys though. That was okay,
• 30:25
  that was wild. I didn't say half of that shit, of course,
• 30:29
  not because it's not nonsense, but just like, no, it's nonsense,
• 30:33
  like a lot of crazy stuff appened, a lot of nonsense, Like
• 30:36
  I just wish there was more action, like it definitely picked up, but
• 30:41
  the show is not about these people doing their jobs at all. They do
• 30:45
  not stop any crime. Oh oh no. The whole idea is that heroes
• 30:51
  are just bad, are just they They only fight other heroes, that's it.
• 30:56
  They only kill other people, and it's showing that they're just like they're
• 31:02
  just puppets powers pretty much like I don't know. I mean, I guess
• 31:06
  there's no spoilers at this point because season before it's definitely still spoilers. Two
• 31:10
  people in here? Who else? You? Yes? And then you guys
• 31:15
  just messing up the whole flow. Damn, what's what season are you one?
• 31:22
  Season one one? What season you started it? I think I'll finished
• 31:27
  season when I'm starting to. But I don't have to rewatch because I don't
• 31:32
  know because he was maybe one that like The Boys, The Boys season one
• 31:34
  that was a long time ago. I'm like, all when the season came
• 31:37
  out before COVID, what are you talking about? I got caught up with
• 31:41
  other ship during COVID. He got COVID, got COVID a couple of times.
• 31:47
  See how you have the energy for you Kenan crazy. That's exactly,
• 31:52
  That's how it always does. Say it again, I said different standards from
• 31:56
  Mike because I didn't watch Vince. Will they go you're home? Ain't or
• 32:00
  nothing? You are home all day? But I told you why I don't
• 32:05
  watch nigga. Nigga, you are every day. Your home every day too,
• 32:10
  is not yes, six o'clock and I'm tired from work. You can
• 32:15
  watch one episode of the Boys and he can watch ninety, but he don't.
• 32:19
  I'd be out while you be home out out fucking where. I coached
• 32:22
  high school basketball all day. Yeah, you at work all day? Have
• 32:28
  to pick them? Yeah, No you're not. No, You're not literally
• 32:31
  all day. No, I'm at work more than he's at basketball. Bragers,
• 32:37
  that's by a long shot. That's sure. That's got, But I'm
• 32:40
  not. I'm not watching it by myself. Coaching is not a couple hour
• 32:45
  things he has to plan? Oh do he really? Yeah? I actually
• 32:49
  got to watch film as well. These niggas can't even dribble up like he's
• 32:54
  nigga kindergarten. They might as well be hit for the box. What the
• 33:01
  what you running triangle off? Fish? No, you're not sign your name
• 33:06
  here? What are you doing writing? What? What? What? He
• 33:13
  said? We're going job for job? What you can't for job? Because?
• 33:17
  No job? Yes it is. I'm an assistant coach. That's that.
• 33:21
  That is a job. Yeah, yeah, that's a job. Yes,
• 33:24
  that's the Job's a job. Yes, that's a job. Benefit flix
• 33:28
  right now, all jobs got benefits? Yours? Do? All jobs got
• 33:30
  benefits? No, it don't. What's the check? This a stipend?
• 33:36
  How much is that? It doesn't matter. It's still a job, exactly,
• 33:40
  no job. Job I have. I have dudes that have to do
• 33:45
  outside of practice as well. What's that watching film, Michael? Because the
• 33:49
  things we got a lot of back to backs, we have no practices watching
• 33:52
  film, Yes, Michael, watching break down? High school nigga is high
• 33:58
  school basketball work? Nigga? That niggas as he needs to be better.
• 34:04
  That niggas ass he wants to be better big season. You don't need to
• 34:07
  watch film to see the other team. They can't my damn nem niggas better
• 34:14
  than us. We need to strategize that's the year. That's the that's what
• 34:19
  watching film is, Michael. How long does that take? Hour? Games
• 34:23
  are about? There's multiple games, Michael, Oh boy, how much are
• 34:28
  you watching the day? Kenan? I the past week, I've actually watched
• 34:31
  probably like four or five games, and how many How long is it?
• 34:34
  How long is that? That's about each six seven hours Michael? Altogether?
• 34:38
  Yes and a half. Okay, so that's six seven hours. What are
• 34:42
  you doing with the other, Michael, You're there's a reason why I haven't
• 34:45
  watched my one hundred and seven hours, Michael. There's a reason I haven't
• 34:50
  watched six accounted is a reason, I know, And there's no reason why
• 34:53
  you haven't watched it. There's no reason why give you forty because I'm generous.
• 34:58
  It's not know you don't get your full lest hours because I know that's
• 35:00
  not what I'm gonna still give you forty. So that's forty seven hours.
• 35:04
  So you're telling me with the other seventy So you're telling me, tell me
• 35:07
  right now. So you're telling me the moment you get home from work,
• 35:08
  the more you go to work, you're sleep. That's it, no,
• 35:12
  okay, So you could be fucking watching conversations on I know, conversations over
• 35:15
  as much conversations over you're a conversations over a conversations over this conversations. Conversation,
• 35:20
  not conversation is old conversation because the reason why the conversation, the conversation,
• 35:24
  the conversation starters because you were like, oh, it's different standards for
• 35:29
  Mike. Mine said that. You just said agreed with him, but yes,
• 35:32
  he said it, So you're giving the energy towards me. He was
• 35:35
  like, some goot, man said, I don't even fun with him like
• 35:38
  that. Fuck you. I can't get the fuck you make this like job
• 35:46
  is the most teenous thinking what we've gotta go on? You ain't no job.
• 35:52
  I don't think. I don't get My fucking job is waking up.
• 35:57
  Uh huh, that's your job. And I'm still doing more than the day.
• 36:00
  And then Michael did head me after work, and I doubt it,
• 36:02
  no doubt it, no doubting, no doubt, no doubt, no kidding,
• 36:07
  no doubt it. I love to watch fourteen year olds play basketball all
• 36:13
  day, God damn day long. They're also fifteen sixteen exactly some of them
• 36:16
  eighteen year oh like to watch time called me the work, and I haven't
• 36:25
  listened and watch what you've done. That's on break. That's not on break.
• 36:30
  You're having full conversation with people, Michael, while you're on the phone
• 36:32
  with Keenan. I'm on multi Anyway, Snitchey started to go because I noticed
• 36:37
  do it Ship. I called you at work and he'd be like, he'd
• 36:40
  be like, oh my god, I'd be so tired. Oh my god,
• 36:43
  I've got going home and go to three shore. Fuck out, nigga,
• 36:46
  you got, nigga, you can't be tired because you can't be tired
• 36:50
  for nothing. You might I never John, So you've got energy to watch
• 36:54
  motherfucking shokes. I never said I was hired to watching, Michael. That
• 36:58
  was your excuse. Don't talk. It's different standards from yeah, gigga,
• 37:01
  because I work, I get up at six every day. Do you get
• 37:07
  up at six? Hell, god damn no, because you got nowhere to
• 37:12
  be one time you get home. I get home at five thirty and then
• 37:15
  so from five to six am next day you sleep. No, if we
• 37:20
  already went over that point, No, So we did to wake up so
• 37:22
  early, Mike because I got to be there except forty five, and is
• 37:25
  his jobs far. Okay, No, it's not like thirty minutes away.
• 37:29
  I mean thirty minutes during rush hour. Ain't no rush hour six Why how
• 37:34
  the funk would you know? He used to get up like like that,
• 37:37
  Like I've never had a job, Michael. That was a different wall.
• 37:43
  It's a different time. That's the only time. He didn't even have teslas.
• 37:46
  We never thought running around it was Model T forwards and ship when it
• 37:52
  was out there, you had a no key of brick forms. The fuck
• 37:54
  you're playing? And they started calling his hand cranks the game you had niggas
• 37:59
  ridding around a pep you had to crank on the front of the car.
• 38:02
  He was flying with the Wright brothers in the arrowplane. Because I'm dropping Cadillacs
• 38:07
  and zoop seats, extrae extreme Read all about it, New disease, COVID
• 38:15
  sweeps the nation, shut down a minute extree, read all about it,
• 38:23
  mister Dixon, say you want to read the news? No time, no
• 38:30
  time, I have a job, no time A drink before I had in
• 38:32
  the work he did, How dare you when you were working? You had
• 38:43
  a whole ass play station at work, So what were you doing that work?
• 38:50
  You haven't been doing nothing of a decade. Now, that's that's a
• 38:57
  definition of multitasking, because I was doing both. Then you go to brunch
• 39:01
  in the middle of work. I came back drunk, I did. I
• 39:06
  came back working. That was came back working. Dropped that nigga off on
• 39:09
  the side of the road. He said, nigga, that nigga was stumbling
• 39:13
  into his job. We was drunk, came in, phones was ringing.
• 39:16
  I'm like, hello, what's up? You know you was hello first off
• 39:25
  the phone and never get drunk like that. So stopped. He was like,
• 39:34
  okay, my name is that's never killed. I'm never drinking again.
• 39:40
  We weren't even drinking the most nigga. He was just drinking champagne straight out
• 39:44
  the bottle. That was no, there was no orange juice in that.
• 39:46
  I did one with he was there. Yeah, that was That was a
• 39:50
  bad that's a bad scene. That's a good time. That was a sloppy
• 39:53
  day right there. Yeah, that was done up on the side of the
• 39:55
  road. I wasn't but your partners was a couplets not looking right, sad
• 40:10
  scene chorus, Right, we'll make that so digress. So so yeah,
• 40:17
  we gotta watch you gotta watch your stuff. You gotta watch the being,
• 40:22
  you gotta watch the boys, watch everything. Well, listen, I'm gonna
• 40:25
  have a plenty of time to watch it this weekend. Why can It's not
• 40:29
  gonna be here? No, be taking a nice, a nice long road
• 40:32
  trip. So okay, there you go. Save it on your phone.
• 40:37
  There you go. I gotta save it, and I got a hot spot
• 40:39
  in my car? Or do you cond just save it? Save some data?
• 40:43
  I ain't paying for the data you see? Just what do you think?
• 40:47
  Reckless reparations from who? Don't worry about it. There's some white person
• 40:54
  playing for your phone mill. What are you talking about? Yeah, technically
• 40:59
  yes, but don't worry about it. No, not my phone bill,
• 41:01
  the hot spot, never mind, I don't want to know. I guess
• 41:06
  maybe I don't know either. Maybe later. Top three Christmas movies Go Home
• 41:10
  Alone was one through three? Your favorite? Uh? Can we write the
• 41:15
  home alones? Three? Oh? Did he just make a new Home alone?
• 41:23
  It's like five of them. There's technically more than three. Yeah,
• 41:27
  it's like one three three matter? Three was the best one to me?
• 41:36
  Yes, it's between between three and two. Two. Two was the best
• 41:39
  one. Two was really good. Was the best. I'm not saying that
• 41:43
  he was really three was goaded so funny to me, bro, I've reached
• 41:46
  the top. Fucking funny. He was fucking him up. He was,
• 41:51
  he was, he was bodying, he was, he was electricute my man
• 42:01
  skeleton. Yeah, what the three on another level? Three he was a
• 42:07
  psycho fant. He was bodying them in and he almost caught three bodies.
• 42:13
  Yeah, if he had like two more hours of them dead. Once I
• 42:19
  get my hands on spraying the nigga across the faces, I will killed that
• 42:23
  motherfucker nigga. Yeah, he was way back because he was just hitting them
• 42:30
  on paint cans and nah talking about that. He was literally paint cans.
• 42:36
  Yeah, and my niggas, my nigga was giving him hypothermiating them and electrocute
• 42:42
  he was doing electrocuted him in another way. He he burst the nigga.
• 42:46
  Yeah, the torch set the man on fire and had on the head.
• 42:50
  Had dive into the toilet and do that. He should have nailed has fucking
• 42:57
  tar on his feet, should and between his nose. He picked you should
• 43:00
  have like a disease, like they should be dead. A tennis shot three
• 43:05
  favorite christ. Uh, I can only it's crazy pressures too hard. I
• 43:13
  got home alone three and then I would say, like maybe like the Grinch,
• 43:20
  the Jim you got that's the only one. Actually just three of them
• 43:25
  specified The Grinch, the Jim Carrey Grinch, and uh, what's my favorite?
• 43:34
  I can't even think of that. I'll be funny just to say,
• 43:37
  no, I've never seen, You've never seen alf. I've never seen you
• 43:42
  would love elf. I've never you would love that movie? Watching by now
• 43:49
  to watch l for the first time. Hold on, I wish I could
• 43:52
  watch it was a great topic. I wish I could watch again. I'll
• 43:55
  give you my uh movie where he was a newscaster Anchorman. You're talking about
• 44:01
  me for never see anchor man, but you've never seen You've never seen a
• 44:05
  man an nomans nothing to watch like? Will you digging nights though? Right
• 44:15
  now? Just seeing some pieces of it just in case. Just have a
• 44:17
  will farrel day for both because hit or miss with me, he rarely misses.
• 44:22
  I think you're watching all the missus. If you haven't seen these men,
• 44:25
  just cut out the ones with Kevin Hart to you this nigga watching the
• 44:37
  one where he was going for president the election Ship. That's a good movie.
• 44:40
  That's a funny movie. The campaigns, when he punched the baby,
• 44:49
  give me another part, and then when he punched the dog the park.
• 44:52
  Outside of punching people in the series, and why he was like you call
• 44:57
  you make my son called you daddy. That's it, you'll say, kicking
• 45:02
  and screaming when he was a coach, you needs, I don't remember,
• 45:08
  said past. Do we have to do another? Like we gotta make a
• 45:13
  whole will Faro God? Kicking and screaming might be my favorite? What is
• 45:17
  yeah? What is wrong? I never seen black movies. You never seen
• 45:21
  Will Pharaoh movies. You've seen step Brothers. Right, of course the nigga,
• 45:28
  you don't see Semi pro nigga, not that nigga said, of course,
• 45:31
  but he didn't see Anchorman. But of course he's seen that. I
• 45:36
  mean, you didn't like Semi Pro man I like Simmi Pro. It's not
• 45:40
  like Blades of Glory. Did you see what I'm saying? Blades of Glory?
• 45:46
  That one's cool. That was okay, that's what's what's the black dude
• 45:50
  name? And Blades of Glory? He definitely didn't see he's in that and
• 45:54
  he was teaching, because he was teaching. I don't know about that.
• 45:58
  The Rocks seen that, I have no that's a Jersey movie. But yeah,
• 46:04
  Top three Christmas Spie, so yeah, top christ Jersey. Most of
• 46:07
  that movie was I thought it was Boston. That was clearly I thought it
• 46:12
  was California. Some Jersey though. Top thic Christmas movie. Who Else Got
• 46:17
  Christmas? Was the third one. I was just before he just Friday after
• 46:22
  next second, that's that's that's Christma movie. That is is a Christmas I
• 46:28
  would say Friday at the next jingle all the way, that's when he wants
• 46:32
  to actual figure Turbo turbo man, it's turbo time. Yeah. In years,
• 46:39
  that's a heater man. I watched that every Christmas like the god back
• 46:43
  then. Trying to think of something other than the Grinch. Name your favorite
• 46:46
  you're looking at Christian just keen if you've seen christ Have you seen a Christmas
• 46:52
  movie? Yeah? I don't know. I think Christmas because this will Pharaoh
• 47:02
  Black movies. Hey man, that's Christians. You can't think of any Christmas
• 47:07
  movies your favorite? So so you got Elf? You got Elf? Elf?
• 47:12
  Your yes Elf is one of my favorite Christmas movies. Uh, when
• 47:20
  you asked about I mean, he thought of this Christmas. But I'm like,
• 47:22
  that movie was okay, man, that's it's still a good Christmas this
• 47:25
  Christmas. It's more so the feeling of the movie. I just seen that
• 47:29
  that ship is very overrated. That ship is kind of mid. It's just
• 47:32
  okay, it's very mad, very mid. The story was also, it
• 47:38
  did that thing where you have too many stars in a movie and it's like
• 47:43
  there's too many stars for the acting to be. Like, Lauren London didn't
• 47:45
  have to be in that movie? Was it in elbowing it that movie?
• 47:50
  Like Lauren London didn't need to be in that movie. Chris Brown, Chris
• 47:52
  Brown really wasn't it? Lauren Lane thousands did not need to be in that
• 48:00
  movie. She did nothing. She did nothing the time but sucker boyfriend dick
• 48:06
  the whole movie. Okay, she did nothing, but what but soccer boy
• 48:09
  fuck her boyfriend the whole movie. That's it. Damn. I'm trying to
• 48:15
  think, what is another Christmas movie that's going on all of the lifetime.
• 48:19
  You ain't got it's your favorite? Should know? I mean, oh,
• 48:22
  oh, a nightmare before Christmas? Dang, I was gonna say that night
• 48:25
  may before Christmas. That's my number three. I used to I used to
• 48:30
  sing that ship religiously moviesd No, that's a Christmas movie. This is a
• 48:36
  Halloween movie. Yeah exactly, it was a nightmare before Christmas. Oh you
• 48:44
  know what's another good one? Bad Santa? Okay, that's all right,
• 48:50
  I ain't that. Ain't who in Holland about bad saying it is like that
• 48:52
  movie's reckless. I remember watching that for the first time. It used to
• 48:54
  call on Comedy Central a lot. I was like, oh about it's crazy?
• 48:59
  What was that him saying? Chris movie, It's not a Christmas movie
• 49:05
  movie, it's a holiday movie. It's a holiday movie. Crazy nicess.
• 49:08
  I love it. Nice with the with the Deer may N definitely that the
• 49:23
  next probably Polar Express. Damn boo, what the movie is? Cheats?
• 49:31
  You don't like Polar Express. It's a movie. I'm sorry, that is
• 49:36
  crazy. What the heck that should do? I've never seen it. It's
• 49:38
  weak. It's man, that's fine. That's one of his very few stinkers.
• 49:45
  It's not stingers, just kind of boring, so good, which makes
• 49:47
  it Dan, my brother loves that movie. He watched it like every Christmas
• 49:52
  takes a nap to it. I'm just throwing I'm just throwing my dea Christmas.
• 49:55
  I n it. That's I haven't seen. I didn't see into another
• 50:04
  monster like I didn't see like the Christmas, the Halloweens, I ain't see
• 50:07
  none of Like like remember Jack Frost? Is that Kevin he turns to this
• 50:17
  woman? Is that I remember? Jack Frost? Minor Grinch? Jim Carrey
• 50:25
  really like, uh jingle all the way? Yep? Yeah. And I'm
• 50:30
  undecided on the alone. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard to just
• 50:37
  between one, two three. He was Jackie. I'm gonna make them all
• 50:44
  one. You know what I thought was this was better than this Christmas.
• 50:47
  Almost gonna say almost Christmas. Now you want to talk about a movie full
• 50:52
  of stars that underwhelm they both was that the word stars? I would say,
• 50:59
  This is why I was. I think Monique and oh wow, yeah
• 51:04
  right Monique Almost Christmas credit just her performance alone was better than anything that happened
• 51:09
  than this Christmas. She was hilarious, Okay, hilarious. No movie,
• 51:15
  I like a deck the Holes? What that Danny de Vito and Matthew Broderwick
• 51:22
  Roderick that movie sounds familiar. I remember vaguely, but I definitely didn't watch
• 51:29
  She got a six percent Tomatoes Tomatoes like terrible ratings. It's kind of weird,
• 51:37
  but it's yours because yeah, yeah, I know, but still Rotten
• 51:39
  Tomatoes is supposed to be like the Pulse. You know what I'm saying,
• 51:42
  like because it's yeah ass critics. Yeah, I don't like them. Critics
• 51:45
  don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, communicative rating. Yeah. I
• 51:50
  didn't get a chance to watch the Holiday movie yet. I need to.
• 51:52
  I don't know what I'm gonna watch outside of them nasty ass lifetime movies that
• 51:54
  I have been watching. Oh God, some of them be good, though
• 51:58
  some of them do be good, don't get Batman returns favorite Christmas movie technically
• 52:04
  a christ movie on just like Diehard technically The Weapons Josh Christmas watched. Yeah,
• 52:12
  you speaking of that Christmas national Lampoons. Yeah, Christmas. That's my
• 52:16
  probably like my top five. Not anybody trying to watch, uh, because
• 52:21
  I tried to die. No. I tried to watch a Good Burger too.
• 52:24
  You came out. I tried, My boy said, my boy shot
• 52:29
  out. My boy legit. He was so upset after you watch that.
• 52:30
  He said, it ruined the series, like it ruined everything about Nobody would
• 52:34
  even try. It was like, damn, Bro, I tried. I
• 52:37
  couldn't. Like I said, he regrets watching it ten minutes and I was
• 52:39
  like, I can't do this is that bad. There was no reason for
• 52:43
  them to make it. It's that bad. You have to go in with
• 52:45
  expectations on zero l. It's so bad. It's not even that, it's
• 52:50
  not even it is that. It's bad. But what took me out of
• 52:53
  is like, YO, can't call. Yeah, he looked crazy. It
• 52:55
  looks really nuts because they a lot of makeup on him for something I don't
• 53:00
  know what. He trying to make him look super young, yeah, and
• 53:02
  it just had the opposite effect. And why trying to make him look young
• 53:06
  make him look like they're the same age that they already now can look like.
• 53:10
  He looks like, yeah, when you have a funeral and it's like,
• 53:15
  oh, that's not my that's not that's not my aunt in there,
• 53:17
  that's not that's not my kel. Yeah, that like that. He he
• 53:22
  don't look good like, he didn't look good, like they didn't do the
• 53:25
  body good? Who did the body? Who did Bro? That's what he
• 53:29
  looked like. Who did the body? Did the body? Who did the
• 53:31
  body? Oh? Ship, Yeah he looks he looks because he looks so
• 53:37
  bad, like the Springshots from the movie first and people like you, there's
• 53:42
  no way this is real and it really bro that's he looks crazy, you
• 53:45
  know what? He reminds me of that when the weekend had like the fucking
• 53:50
  fake pace, fake paste, fake face, fake face. Than geez,
• 53:55
  yeah, that's what it looks like. Cheek bones, high as fuck.
• 53:58
  I do understand. What is it? Who is this? Who's this guy?
• 54:00
  Anyone like the Santa Claus the series? Now all that's all right,
• 54:06
  right, all right, yeah? I like those is okay. Not my
• 54:09
  favorite though, was just like he's cool, cool. I like, I
• 54:17
  didn't watch the show. I ain't Tim Allen. What's improvement? Yeah,
• 54:22
  that's the only thing I like about this was kind of boring, That's what
• 54:25
  I'm saying, like boring and then go to the fans. I'm like trying
• 54:29
  to go to sleep. Sure, I think my favorite thing Tim Allen was
• 54:30
  in it just a fucking toy story. Well no, no, no,
• 54:36
  yeah, it's right, Yeah, it was Tim Allen toy story, Like
• 54:40
  that was Tim. That's Tim Allen. It was like, yeah, Tom
• 54:44
  knowledge, I knew Tom Hanks. Okay, well yeah, I was gonna
• 54:50
  say, uh, wild hogs, but wild hogs. Wow, I was
• 54:54
  gonna say, uh, wild hogs. But that's a was funny though,
• 55:01
  I like logs, want to read it. It's not expected. Was good,
• 55:08
  bro, you know, a good movie. It was a good Christmas
• 55:12
  movie. Last Holiday, the Queen Latifa movie. Yes, that was a
• 55:16
  good Christmas movie. Is that a Christmas movie? Yeah? The Last Holiday?
• 55:21
  It was not sad. Yeah, I guess it was. Yeah.
• 55:24
  Yeah. It is about her center around. She thinks she's gonna die,
• 55:29
  so she was just living the Last Holiday to the fullest. Last I understand
• 55:35
  that anybody watched Best Man Holiday? No, no, no, I just
• 55:38
  watched The best I just watched The Best Man like a week. But was
• 55:43
  that the That was the the second the second one, not just the second
• 55:46
  one? She dies? Well, no, no, that was the Best
• 55:51
  Man. Oh, yes, that was the movie. Yes, that was
• 55:52
  the movie I just watched. I didn't watch the show week or two ago.
• 55:57
  Ain't watch the show either. For some reason, I thought that was
• 56:00
  the show. No, I've seen that movie. What a whole ass nigga.
• 56:01
  Take Diggs was in that movie. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
• 56:06
  I don't remember. It's not an I mean that nigga was a whole ass
• 56:08
  nigga. That's all through and through. That's who most movies in getting typecasted.
• 56:15
  Yeah, type cast That was a bit chass movie. Everything from the
• 56:21
  top of the battle he did nothing good, nothing right. But then the
• 56:23
  nigga was such a hypocrite though what's his name? Morses? No, No,
• 56:30
  I don't want to hear that nigga cheated. Sure, sure, but
• 56:32
  I'm talking about how he was like over overly religious, but then like cheating
• 56:37
  and ship pastor every that's how they I mean, that's human. I'm just
• 56:45
  saying, like to be overly religious and to be flawed, to be flawed.
• 56:50
  Okay, okay, good answer, good answer, good answer. To
• 56:54
  be flawed. Nothing got perfect. Shout out my niggas with flaws. Everybody
• 57:04
  should go here here now, you you're right, raise a hand if you
• 57:07
  got flaws? Where you went from me? I'm flawed. I can't help
• 57:12
  it. I can't. It's never seen. Yeah, I'm still sticking over.
• 57:17
  That's a good movie. Watch it. You're got, You're you're gonna
• 57:20
  Oh man, if I can go back, go back and watch one movie
• 57:22
  for the first time, you know, actually what we're about to do about
• 57:24
  the about the Boss episode, that's that's a good good. If you can
• 57:30
  watch one movie for the first time again, what movie would you watch like
• 57:32
  to get that feeling like? It would probably be Dark Knight. It might
• 57:37
  yeah, it probably. It might be step Brother watching that sh in theaters
• 57:39
  for the first time. I was theaters. Yeah, I was crying in
• 57:45
  tears. I'm say, Dark Knight, that was amazing scene. And now
• 57:50
  if I can watched that high for the first time, Oh god, I'm
• 57:55
  what's the gut good? I was? Oh, you know what the movie
• 58:01
  I wish I was smoking when it came out Pineapple Express. I did not
• 58:07
  like that movie. I did not like that. That movie is perfect just
• 58:12
  for the but that's like the intro even and Bill Hitter's not in the rest
• 58:16
  of them. They made the movie for me. He's like, I'm wanna
• 58:20
  be here. I'm gonna be an engineer and big plumbing sisters for for farks,
• 58:25
  little kids could take ships. Yeah, that was probably my favorite part
• 58:30
  of the movie. And it was like ships, dang girls, Trip would
• 58:35
  be a good one. Girls Trip very good fire Movie, very fire Man.
• 58:39
  That of all the movies. That's bro. First time watching Girls Trip,
• 58:45
  I think I saw that in the theaters. That ship was hilarious,
• 58:47
  bro, theaters from start to finish. That was the best bridesmaids maids.
• 58:53
  Yeah, I seen, you've never seen. I mean, you got to
• 59:00
  step brother is probably the best answer for real step brothers. Seeing that for
• 59:02
  the first time was insane. That car scene when they were singing mine might
• 59:09
  be super bad, Yo, yo, super bad inception or Dark Knight super
• 59:15
  bad? Uh? What was his name? Jonah Hill really didn't like mc
• 59:22
  lovin life. Oh, you're like real life. He hated he hated their
• 59:27
  scenes like in the movie, like why the fuck what between that and Mohammad
• 59:31
  he was really talking to him crazy because he don't like him. He don't
• 59:37
  David. They like off off camera they didn't talk, but when they got
• 59:42
  into the same scenes that's because apparently like he didn't want him to get the
• 59:45
  role. Yeah he didn't. Yeah, he didn't eve want to like,
• 59:47
  yo, don't give him the role. And then he was like, oh,
• 59:51
  definitely give him a role now because you hate him and it's gonna be
• 59:53
  great on camera and it was the funniest ship. He said, No,
• 1:00:00
  the glove was made through fucking parater. Maybe my fan of story it is
• 1:00:07
  said Christmas Story. Nah, the old on TBS now, the one with
• 1:00:13
  the Christmas gets his tongue stuff. Yeah, I think he said old jew
• 1:00:17
  WASKI that's about Christmas Story. I think the thing it's gotten old because they
• 1:00:23
  showed Yeah, she definitely got old. And it's just like it's a little
• 1:00:27
  slow. Compare it's an older movie, so a little slow, not old,
• 1:00:30
  not set and old. That's why what it's another in the movie Old
• 1:00:35
  Christmas Chrismas Story at the point, I think it came out in the eighties,
• 1:00:37
  but seventy three, ye know what I'm saying. But because it's set,
• 1:00:40
  it's set. But it came out in fifties. It came out in
• 1:00:44
  the eighties. Yeah, that's what he meant, like it's forty years old.
• 1:00:49
  The retro retro back in the eighties was the fifties remember this, Oh
• 1:00:54
  what it was technically Christian movie to trading places. Yeah, I popped up
• 1:00:59
  when christ with Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy, Jamie Curtis titties. Jamie the
• 1:01:05
  Curtis Is when she had back then she still got nice. Now I don't
• 1:01:08
  okay, I don't think I want to see Jamie. Yes you do.
• 1:01:15
  I'm talking about right now. You know what the word He was like a
• 1:01:20
  broke guy and then Dan was like a rich stockbroker and like the boss like
• 1:01:24
  Dan Ackroy's bosses like make a bet to see, like, oh, if
• 1:01:29
  you give this guy an opportunity, he'll thrive and you give take away all
• 1:01:34
  the bits. Yeah, like it's a very it's a good funny movie.
• 1:01:38
  Yeah, but that's what it is. It's the Prince of the Pops.
• 1:01:43
  That's what the story. So what are they always do this? It's once
• 1:01:50
  an episode the ships and gigs over here raw listen, just like James there
• 1:02:06
  you go, Yeah what light skinned? He can't be James, Nope,
• 1:02:13
  I can't be. James. Just have to get that Christmas since it's Christmas
• 1:02:16
  coming up. See what the boobs? You look? Jamis? Critis boobs?
• 1:02:23
  Really? That's what keenan talking me to. I mean I just over
• 1:02:28
  there. Yeah, a lot of titties in that movie. You might remember
• 1:02:31
  the party scene when when Eddie Murphy becomes the the Rich One, and he
• 1:02:42
  had like he brings all the people from the oh yeah wild. But at
• 1:02:45
  first it was like everybody's just chilling, and then like next scene is like
• 1:02:52
  all the bitches downstairs got their titties out. Yes, and then when he
• 1:02:57
  was in Jay's like, hey you a job turkey. Yeah, that sounds
• 1:03:01
  familiar. That movie is hilarious. Eddie mur bever Hills Cop is coming out.
• 1:03:08
  He had the ninth one, that's fourth. I've never seen any of
• 1:03:12
  them, gonna be about what not even one? Noop, I've never seen
• 1:03:16
  any of them like either. Yeah, I've never sat down, like I
• 1:03:20
  can't wait to watch Beverly Hills Cop. But I've seen like I've seen him
• 1:03:23
  in like bits and pieces. Probably they are only like eighties eero, like
• 1:03:27
  Eddie Murphy movies I haven't seen. I've seen him everyone else, all the
• 1:03:30
  all the other ones. Yeah even yes, actually like it wasn't bad.
• 1:03:37
  He was funny in it. Yeah, Eddie Murphy got It's a shame because
• 1:03:42
  he was there. He definitely had a lot of range. I feel like,
• 1:03:45
  what's the thing should have been more popular. I think we saw it.
• 1:03:47
  We saw Boomerang and we did a Patreon episode about it. Go check
• 1:03:51
  out the Patret. But yeah, I think one of those movies was like
• 1:03:58
  just a good example of like Yo, he had Rainy fell Off at I
• 1:04:00
  wish he had more opportunity to show that range because that was a good movie.
• 1:04:03
  I mean more opportunities, like in the nineties, Like he didn't really
• 1:04:09
  get to do those types of movies like that, like what like the where
• 1:04:14
  he's like not like overly trying to be funny, sticky comic, like physical,
• 1:04:20
  like you know what I mean. Like in Boomerang he got to be
• 1:04:24
  like the smooth guy, but it was still funny, but he got to
• 1:04:27
  be like he had to be. He had to be characters. Yeah,
• 1:04:32
  he had to be the fear. Yeah, even though that shit works,
• 1:04:38
  it worked in both movies he did. He did it and that, and
• 1:04:40
  it worked in Harlem Knights too. I think it fell off. I think
• 1:04:43
  he fell off after the second Nutty Professor. That's when it went downhill with
• 1:04:48
  the Meat. He came back a little bit with Daddy Daycare though, with
• 1:04:51
  the Meat Dave's and the and then he started doing like the family ones like
• 1:04:59
  other than that Care. Because I watched that ship, I think I think
• 1:05:02
  baby, sit these niggas and like watch that niggas said I missed. Were
• 1:05:06
  talking about what do you mean you missed? I missed? What was the
• 1:05:11
  one uh or like the thousand words or whatever? Like he started, and
• 1:05:16
  then he got robbed from dreating girls. He should have want to Oscar.
• 1:05:20
  Jimmy got so. Jimmy got Jimmy got you may got so you should have
• 1:05:26
  want to Oscar for that. Jimmy want up? He said, Yo,
• 1:05:30
  chocolate cake? Oh man, got going on? Yeah, we have some
• 1:05:36
  topics. We've just been chatting. What is a what's what's s a D?
• 1:05:41
  What's sad? Sad? Seasonal effective disorder that's an across stick huh and
• 1:05:45
  also an acronym. Okay, it wasn't an acting, he said, seasonal
• 1:05:48
  seasonal effective disorder. You know when it gets dark out earlier earlier and just
• 1:05:55
  feeling down. I was like, that's how I've been feeling, like,
• 1:06:00
  it's just ass. Get Yeah, at like four o'clock, I don't get
• 1:06:04
  off work. I don't really see the sun except for take my dogs outside
• 1:06:08
  in the morning. It's just like, damn this ass. This is probably
• 1:06:12
  the one time it hasn't affected me because I can't go anywhere anyway. So
• 1:06:15
  like that's that's been the one saving grace about like being hurt right now,
• 1:06:19
  at least it's now that it should affect you. It doesn't because I'm in
• 1:06:24
  bed because he's already sad. Can't even hurt him, not even I'm in
• 1:06:28
  bed all day, Like I can't wait to go back to sleep. But
• 1:06:32
  that's not like it's not like like being outside. It's just because it gets
• 1:06:38
  start girling, and it's not about being outside this time. You should be
• 1:06:43
  you actually should be depressed laden because that's what happens when people they sit around
• 1:06:47
  and do nothing. He gets he'll get capn fever. Yeah I already had
• 1:06:51
  capin fever. But also like if I just go to sleep, it makes
• 1:06:55
  the process faster. That's true saying if I'm sleep the whole time, today's
• 1:06:59
  go by quick when you're sleeping. First of all, my sleep schedule is
• 1:07:01
  non existing. I don't go to sleep until like four o'clock in the morning,
• 1:07:04
  and I wake up around like two sometimes and I'm back into bed.
• 1:07:10
  Baby, I even come on that these two we havent flew by, Yeah,
• 1:07:14
  they flew right by, And I'm gonna do it again. All right,
• 1:07:18
  okay then, but no, I can't like when it does get early,
• 1:07:23
  when it does get dark earlier, it is kind of it's definitely depressing,
• 1:07:26
  especially like this weather's been asked. That's trash. We might dark at
• 1:07:30
  four at least if it was snowing, that wouldn't be too bad. Who
• 1:07:33
  one time, bite your fucking tongue. No, this is can't global warming.
• 1:07:39
  It's not an snownigga. Relax. If it wasn't, don't don't speak
• 1:07:42
  by crying about it. Don't. You don't speak up. You don't speak
• 1:07:46
  up in this area in the past years ago. Yeah, i'd say that.
• 1:07:49
  I'd be like, oh, yeah, don't we legit. We don't
• 1:07:53
  speak about did we get a fear? They start snow it starts snowing.
• 1:07:58
  You gotta come in coming, shovel shut out. I don't shovel it because
• 1:08:02
  it's gonna smeltmorrow. Won't even it's gonna be sixty five degrees next day.
• 1:08:06
  Yeah, but yeah, it wouldn't. This is the one time where I'm
• 1:08:11
  like, damn, some snow would be nice asn't snowed. And when's the
• 1:08:15
  last time it actually snowed. It was like, damn, This snow is
• 1:08:16
  inconvenient, doesn't matter snow. You don't remember snow last year. Last year
• 1:08:25
  it was like, damn snow day, I had to go to work.
• 1:08:28
  I don't know what the fuck snow days nigga. I mean, my niece
• 1:08:34
  don't even like. They don't use snow days. No more good. It
• 1:08:38
  don't happen. They don't snow enough. They don't get away with it because
• 1:08:42
  you can just like remote learning. Yeah, got you, they were doing
• 1:08:45
  that. Just the snow is not you can drive into snow. My brother
• 1:08:51
  and my sister just got back from the pokonose fake snow out there, fake
• 1:08:56
  snow. It has snow. They got to manufacturer snow. They went to
• 1:09:00
  me on fake snow. Oh dead ass, it's really fake. It hasn't
• 1:09:04
  done anything. Was it cold? It was cold out there, but not
• 1:09:08
  freezing, but it was it the fake snow cold. I don't know why
• 1:09:12
  of the fake snow at like when I go to Big Snow at American Dream,
• 1:09:15
  like the snowboarding place, fucking freezing in the Oh that's fake snow too.
• 1:09:19
  What do you think it's like it's real water, like it's fake snow.
• 1:09:25
  It's it's man made but it's cold as hell in there, heating but
• 1:09:28
  it's fakeing. Wait wait wait, yes, he thinks where would the snow
• 1:09:32
  come from? They can make it. Yeah, that's what we're saying.
• 1:09:35
  Well, I'm thinking of like just like like movie fakes snow. You're thinking
• 1:09:40
  like, yeah, yeah, you're thinking of paper like no, like with
• 1:09:47
  whatever they using the movies. That not that fake okay, fixed snowboar,
• 1:09:54
  Okay, that's what I was thinking. I'm like, I'm like, dead
• 1:09:56
  ass, but it doesn't snow, like it doesn't come down. H no,
• 1:10:00
  no, yeah, no, of course, yes, yes, I
• 1:10:01
  give what you mean, I give you. I see niggas with quick just
• 1:10:03
  to start just slopping on the SA. I just wanted to be clarification.
• 1:10:09
  I didn't say anything, didn't do anything. Bunseled the niggah. He's so
• 1:10:15
  defensive. I'm used to being a tactic. It's Trump about about to buy
• 1:10:20
  it, like like a corner rat, that rat in the little mouse in
• 1:10:30
  the video with the cat holding the wall, Like my nigga's not a mental
• 1:10:38
  oppressive. That's the big one they got. Miss I'm coming to Elizabeth one
• 1:10:46
  of the funny videos. Oh oh man, she no funny ship. Yo,
• 1:10:51
  this nigga Edwards, Oh my god, send the video, Send the
• 1:10:56
  video, send the video. But she is a first of all, ya,
• 1:11:05
  I know you're listening. Disgusting, she was. She looks horrible,
• 1:11:11
  bro. Not only does she have a bad BBL in the face, she
• 1:11:14
  looks like a in the face making maybe maybe a five maybe maybe it's like
• 1:11:19
  a like like not even a real person. She doesn't at all. She
• 1:11:24
  looks like somebody, a nigga with a porn addictions phantasy woman. Yeah,
• 1:11:30
  yeah, one of Zion's girls. Zion's like ten out of team, like
• 1:11:33
  some freak nigga made her in the lab. Her BBL has a ridiculous BBL,
• 1:11:41
  big ass cities. She's white. Yeah, she just looks a mess.
• 1:11:46
  So Edwards got this girl pregnant. She wanted to keep the baby.
• 1:11:51
  Anthony Edwards is like, nah, I don't want He's like, I don't
• 1:11:55
  want no kids, and he's no, no, no, no, no
• 1:11:58
  no no, he said no no. What he said was hell nall,
• 1:12:03
  can't do this. Hell no no. Because I think his current girlfriend now
• 1:12:09
  is pregnant. She sent a she sent the picture of the pregnancy test and
• 1:12:15
  she said, how about you she said, I still have an appointment on
• 1:12:20
  the twenty seventh, and he said, hell, nol can't do this.
• 1:12:25
  So she said, so now what what a great response, And this nigga
• 1:12:29
  responds with, and I quote, keenan get an abortion l L L L
• 1:12:35
  get an abortion l O L. You got to lighten the load. You
• 1:12:41
  gotta get a little abortion LOL. I get the sentiment. Now I'm not
• 1:12:47
  gonna lie this. This this move he kept a player. Now this move,
• 1:12:56
  he kept it something this this this next move that you dried? Oh
• 1:13:00
  wait does she tried? But she tried. I've heard this before. Oh
• 1:13:04
  I've seen other dudes hear this one. She tried. She tried a lot.
• 1:13:09
  She tried everything in the book. She said. She already said,
• 1:13:12
  alright, said the ultra sound one. And then she does this. She
• 1:13:15
  goes, he says, get an abortion, l O L. She goes,
• 1:13:21
  Honestly, I had an abortion with my son around two years ago,
• 1:13:26
  and I regret it every day. Yeah, anyway, bitch, send the
• 1:13:32
  video. So that's that's strike number two. The third strike is she fucking
• 1:13:39
  says an ai picture of a baby. It's like, look how you Yeah,
• 1:13:44
  what a broken hearted mode? You bitch, I don't have no attachment
• 1:13:47
  to you that motherfucking that mother fucking scrambled egg in your stomach or this AI
• 1:13:53
  baby. Get the abortion, send the video in the video and then the
• 1:14:00
  the pills. Should that makes it all worse? He wired her one hundred
• 1:14:04
  thousand dollars. Yeah, he wired you one hundred thousand dollars for an abortion.
• 1:14:12
  Why are you not shutting the funk up? Like what? And also
• 1:14:15
  why are you putting this ship on Instagram? She she should have had her
• 1:14:18
  sign a contract with something, sign of NDA something, signed the contract dollars,
• 1:14:25
  get the abortion. Shut up. I'm sorry. He got one hundred
• 1:14:28
  thousand dollars. Why would you do that? Will have to spend one hundred
• 1:14:32
  thousand dollars, he would have to do She got that shooting, said his
• 1:14:39
  own shoes. He worry about exactly, that's what thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 1:14:44
  he doesn't want to spend money. He will he will be, but he
• 1:14:47
  values the quality of unprotected. Something's just worth paying for something. I understand
• 1:14:59
  the baby. Everything has a price, know what I'm saying. He said,
• 1:15:02
  certain girls you should not you should wear a condom. Well, then
• 1:15:06
  he maybe he shouldn't mess with her. Yeah, she probably wanted niggas he's
• 1:15:11
  like time he looked like it. He's not mad. Confidence. You gotta
• 1:15:16
  look at some of these girls and be like, no, they don't see
• 1:15:19
  the confidence in his eyes. Said I should wear the same. Nigga said
• 1:15:26
  he would lock up. He would lock up m j today like back then.
• 1:15:30
  The confidence he said Michael Jordan couldn't gard him, I couldn't gard him,
• 1:15:33
  or something like that. He confidence is through the room. He should
• 1:15:36
  like sure. I'm just saying confidence is through he plays like m anyway,
• 1:15:40
  this looks like him. Did you watch the whole thing? Might be his
• 1:15:43
  son? No more, there's a lot more speculation. What does he say?
• 1:15:47
  She like bigs up. He picks up Mike all the time. I
• 1:15:49
  didn't say that, but it's just as confident in himself. I I agree.
• 1:15:56
  I just said the niggas very confident, because only a confident what says
• 1:16:00
  something like that. So I'm saying if a nigga can say that, I
• 1:16:03
  believe that nigga thinks he can go wrong every tithing, bad things don't happen.
• 1:16:09
  Pay my way out of it, he said, Maga fine, because
• 1:16:14
  abortions don't cost one hundred thousand dollars. Not He said, go get the
• 1:16:19
  abortion by stuff something nice. You feel better, take the pills, send
• 1:16:26
  the video, don't call me. That's some extra money for some future.
• 1:16:31
  And this is my favorite part. When he sent the money, he goes,
• 1:16:38
  you got the money. What's the hold up? What's the hold up?
• 1:16:44
  What's the hold up? Bro the hold up? He hurry to just
• 1:16:48
  take the pills. She said, you don't care about no one but you
• 1:16:53
  Goss. You got the money. What's the hold up? This is the
• 1:16:57
  first off you've been writing this whole conversation, he said, it's so cold.
• 1:17:00
  She goes, Finna make. He's like, you got the money,
• 1:17:02
  what's to hold up? Because now you're finna make a problem. She goes,
• 1:17:06
  Finna make, what a problem? Exactly? I don't give a funk.
• 1:17:10
  I've been nice this whole time. I don't bother you. I don't
• 1:17:13
  cause problems nothing. Don't speak to me like that. I told you I
• 1:17:15
  will because you want me to. So that's that talking about it. Life.
• 1:17:19
  Just beat someone understanding. I told you I'll be home soon. Okay,
• 1:17:25
  just make sure I get the video. Hut a box with the right
• 1:17:27
  tails, what other bills? Would they be Anthony taking when Zone bidyminski AI
• 1:17:38
  baby, look out some fish oil capsules the AI baby, which is six
• 1:17:44
  After she said that, after he said all of that, Oh yeah,
• 1:17:46
  send the video. I haven't even taken them or received anything. Send the
• 1:17:50
  video, right, you repeating the same shit the video. I was asleep,
• 1:17:58
  Okay, where the video? Where's the video? Though? Where is
• 1:18:04
  the footage? Like, don't text me unless it's the video. Don't text
• 1:18:09
  me about nothing but the video. Like, damn, you got the money.
• 1:18:16
  What's the whole up? It's like, if a nigga is going that
• 1:18:19
  hard, then I have a baby with you. You have to just put
• 1:18:23
  all your feelings to the side and realize that maybe I shouldn't do this.
• 1:18:27
  It's not worth it, Maybe it's not gonna be worth it, Maybe this
• 1:18:30
  wouldn't be a good idea. Like I'm sorry, I clearly this is not
• 1:18:33
  the right niggas. It has nothing to do with she's missing out. She
• 1:18:40
  wanted. She wanted that money eighteen years. She said, one dollars isn't
• 1:18:44
  enough money. That's why you should wrap it up on some of them.
• 1:18:47
  I don't disagree with you, I say all I'm talking about the ones.
• 1:18:51
  You know you look at her. She clearly it's not wife material or mother
• 1:18:57
  material. Anybody anybody would a BBL can't be wife. Excuse me, I
• 1:19:08
  don't know, probably not. This is cool you wife? I want her
• 1:19:14
  baby? Shit you will, says the babysit. No, why I love
• 1:19:20
  the greatest moment mom of the year, her baby hungry right now? That's
• 1:19:27
  crazy. Okay baby starving feeding that baby fake nuts, fake nuts and fake
• 1:19:34
  newtons. Yeah, just the fake Newton crush, not even the feeling.
• 1:19:40
  She takes the feeling out for us, love out without just leaving. You
• 1:19:44
  know, you could back really yeah, baby amends wow fake jam yeah,
• 1:19:48
  mm hmm mm hmm. Home And I was like, why the fun would
• 1:19:51
  you buy that? People eat nasty ship, bro, people eat black liquors.
• 1:19:57
  Yeah, that's yeah. That's brought a piano teacher. You just person
• 1:20:00
  I ever met my life. He ate black liquorice just while he was giving
• 1:20:03
  the piano lessons. Just kept him shirt. I'm glad y'all cut them less.
• 1:20:09
  He's probably a red dot. Yeah, he might be bro. He
• 1:20:11
  lived in a in a weird a sketchy name. It wasn't far from my
• 1:20:15
  house, but his house was sketchy. He lived it by himself. It
• 1:20:17
  was like a middle aged forty year old guy with long hair of course like
• 1:20:20
  down to his like past his shoulders, wore glasses, shirt tucked in his
• 1:20:26
  pants, piano like right in the living room. He's all right. I'm
• 1:20:29
  like, where the fuck did we find this nigga? Black licorice breath is
• 1:20:33
  rotting all day. He might get murdered. I don't even know how we
• 1:20:36
  made it out of there. My mom used to make me take him.
• 1:20:41
  You weren't his uh target all want to target audience. He might be read
• 1:20:48
  down on the map. I don't trauma. You might need nothing, no
• 1:20:54
  the right, wrong denomination. Probably. Yeah, his house was so outdated
• 1:21:00
  we had he had like a lot of mirrors in there. That was a
• 1:21:01
  wild time bro was just nigga made up fun house. There was there mirrors
• 1:21:10
  on the ceiling, mirrors crazy. Was there a bounty house in there?
• 1:21:15
  It was wild. I forget his name. Mirrors in the bounty house.
• 1:21:18
  Weird guy? Mm hm. Anyway, Yeah, but uh, she got
• 1:21:25
  the money, I guess, and I guess I guess she got the got
• 1:21:30
  the pills or in the video. I hope, so for everybody so because
• 1:21:35
  she never deleted that story either. She just like that. Of course not
• 1:21:39
  and he had to go on Twitter make like a little figure apology. He
• 1:21:42
  said, said, you know, I think you know, he said,
• 1:21:45
  I think what we should do. Bet you like, we free to do
• 1:21:47
  whatever they want with their bodies and blah blah blah. Sure, but send
• 1:21:51
  the video, Send the video, Send the video. I don't want to
• 1:21:58
  hear nothing. M hmm, yeah, another drama news. You already Cardi
• 1:22:06
  beating off stuff? What happened with those two? Oh you haven't seen Keenan.
• 1:22:12
  It's only the hottest news. It's the hot goss'll be fouling celebrities.
• 1:22:16
  The HAPs have been reporting at all. Unemployed people are the ones that are
• 1:22:20
  like on this correct no, because I won't gonna do that on the bar.
• 1:22:27
  I'm gonna tell you one thing. People are truly unemployed. The people
• 1:22:29
  that sat there with the greens and watch that entire fucking uh wat. I
• 1:22:35
  watched that live at fucking eleven in the morning and then was able to take
• 1:22:41
  the time thereafter to make green screen analysis and dissertations about it. You need
• 1:22:48
  to go outside and that green stuff on the grass on the ground is called
• 1:22:54
  grass. It might be a little yellow right now, but still it might
• 1:22:56
  be a little yellow right now, but I need you to get on your
• 1:23:00
  hands and knees and rub and and just and just feel it. Take it
• 1:23:05
  in, take it in and feel it and and and a handful and savor
• 1:23:11
  that moment, because that's what it's like to be a human in the real
• 1:23:16
  world today. Because what the it was a chick on there. I swear
• 1:23:23
  to God, that was like, Oh my god, did you hear the
• 1:23:28
  way Cardi voice cracked? I'm sold. That's all I needed to hear.
• 1:23:33
  Bitch. What that's all you needed to hear? Was voice cracked. I'm
• 1:23:39
  guessing they're no longer together. They are no longer together. They're broke up.
• 1:23:43
  They're married, They'll be fine, Okay, whatever you say. They're
• 1:23:48
  not married, I'm pretty sure they are when they get married. He proposed
• 1:23:53
  to her so long ago, he proposed. I believe either way we would
• 1:23:58
  have we would have heard about the wedding. They are not then that they're
• 1:24:01
  not married, Okay, they have kids together, Yeah, it doesn't matter.
• 1:24:05
  I don't I don't think they're gonna break up. I think it's married.
• 1:24:11
  But pretty much. People were saying like, yeah, they got married
• 1:24:14
  in twenty seventeen. You know what I say, I'm pretty sure they're married.
• 1:24:16
  Boom goes to Downing Man. Either word, No one cares about these
• 1:24:19
  niggas. They ain't going nowhere. They're not They're not gonna break up a
• 1:24:24
  lot of people. I know. The main thing people were saying about it
• 1:24:26
  was like, somehow off Set only listens when Cardi tries to humiliate this nigga.
• 1:24:31
  And well, I thought that was pretty funny because because even I had
• 1:24:34
  questioned. I was like, why is she on live doing this? And
• 1:24:38
  they were like, yeah, apparently he only reacts when she made a spectacle.
• 1:24:44
  I mean, I'm like, that's a lot, But do I believe
• 1:24:46
  it? Yeah, because you're making me and I look bad and all us.
• 1:24:51
  I have no choice but to respond to you up the money and my
• 1:24:56
  publican and the money. Yeah, they just did the baby Shark thing.
• 1:24:59
  It's ain't a good look at it. It was all good just a week
• 1:25:05
  ago. But people definitely care about this ship way too much. Why they
• 1:25:09
  always cry to stay out of their business, but then they always just put
• 1:25:12
  their business out there, like we didn't need this, We didn't need this.
• 1:25:17
  Well, I don't know. I have a. I have a It's
• 1:25:19
  hard for me to watch people spiral control like I could. I couldn't finish
• 1:25:23
  that video. I couldn't finish the Kanye video. I watched that whole foolishness.
• 1:25:27
  I can't watch it, Like yeah, as soon as I've seen that
• 1:25:29
  was ten minutes, I'm like, no, later a minute. What tree
• 1:25:32
  is funny? You watch that whole thing. I think it's like thirty minutes
• 1:25:36
  long. I didn't know. I can't watch so comfortable. You watched the
• 1:25:41
  Highlight, that's all feel like that part is funny, certain parts of money,
• 1:25:48
  but not him explaining the whole situation. I don't want to hear contexts
• 1:25:51
  in that. I just want to see you break down. That's just everywhere.
• 1:25:57
  That's like I'm trying to scrolling through TikTok and seeing domestic disputes. You're
• 1:26:03
  kicking your man out, and like, no, that's not on my trying
• 1:26:08
  to watch. That's definitely on you. I'm not trying to watch sounds like
• 1:26:14
  you are. You know, don't not interesting. I didn't know I would
• 1:26:17
  find my way. I tell you, this happens that you watch you gotta
• 1:26:21
  go through all the funny ship first and then all on TikTok. That's like
• 1:26:26
  the congressman. He was like, why is there's so many kids on my
• 1:26:29
  TikTok? Niggassman, sir, stop talking, it's all it's them. They
• 1:26:35
  the ones who they posted. Then they they poke for f y P.
• 1:26:41
  Like I don't want to see people do I don't don't want to see page
• 1:26:45
  speaking of congress. I don't want to see that. Oh yo, what
• 1:26:54
  the the one that was getting tuned it up in the Yes, it was
• 1:27:00
  his senator. Democrats, it is the senator. I don't care. They
• 1:27:03
  said that's a democratic ship liberal nobody should be having sex nobody, but I
• 1:27:10
  understand the senatement that Nigga was getting democracked. And then then he posted on
• 1:27:15
  his his Instagram. I'm pretty sure he like took that and like posted on
• 1:27:19
  his story. It was like yeah, yeah, yeah, nobody should be
• 1:27:25
  having sex in there. But there was a guy who posted on Twitter and
• 1:27:27
  like that's how it kind of blew up. He was like, they're having
• 1:27:30
  gay sex in the it's only some sacred hall senate in the Senate room.
• 1:27:38
  And not only was it gay sex of course it was anal. I'm like,
• 1:27:42
  you were there, it was. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah,
• 1:27:49
  I don't know. Yeah, any any type of sex in a in
• 1:27:51
  a in a government building is probably frowned upon. Shoutout Bill Clinton. Huh
• 1:27:59
  see I get the sentiment exactly. I'm trying to flex. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:28:09
  And the fact that sex we're just talking about sex. That's not you
• 1:28:14
  had the jock one. He had the jockstrap on to you. That was
• 1:28:16
  that's the real freak ready for war. When you see that, it was
• 1:28:19
  like he's a really pre prepared for this. He got ready from home for
• 1:28:26
  this. You're just protecting the balls and nothing else. Everything else. You
• 1:28:30
  get the balls up, but the ass out that's easy access. I don't
• 1:28:36
  want my balls to get away from my getting away of my butthole. I
• 1:28:43
  don't want to block the entryway like a like an advocates. That means like
• 1:28:56
  conscious waiting room. All that's back then, Okay, okay. The first
• 1:29:08
  thing is the advocates motherfucking niggas balls is getting tired in a not after the
• 1:29:12
  advocate supposed to. That's that's what he's talking about. The kind of counter
• 1:29:15
  Yeah, okay, I'm talking about the fucking dependulum. Yeah, the ball
• 1:29:20
  pendulum, bad balls, nasty Yeah, yeah yeah, don't do that.
• 1:29:28
  Yeah, don't have any type of sex in the congress, like or just
• 1:29:31
  don't get caught done it. Sex of working mm hmmm, I work at
• 1:29:36
  home. Yeah, I'm the cly like no working home. He didn't snitch
• 1:29:46
  in the closet, yes, regal closet. He's a freaking well the floor
• 1:29:53
  sticky of course after yes, that's next. Hey, it was the one
• 1:29:59
  by theater or seven down with the break room in the back where I work.
• 1:30:05
  I never uh never didn't have sex with Liberty Lake. Nope, uh
• 1:30:13
  shot shout out to the I mean I was also under shot onto the Masonic
• 1:30:16
  home. You say, some Masonic home. Damn what was her name?
• 1:30:20
  Don't Gertrude? Ye were right here, right here, thing true. Yeah,
• 1:30:32
  we'll just say that. Oh, Michael, pull up my bloomers,
• 1:30:38
  Michael, my bad Pand I'm trying oh nah nah, I just have to
• 1:30:45
  think of the places at work. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to think.
• 1:30:47
  I was like, where did I work at Dick's? No, I
• 1:30:50
  wasn't the person doing shady stuff there was about to say nothing mm hmm.
• 1:31:01
  That's stop. I didn't have sex and I just got to take something.
• 1:31:10
  Where was it? Oh yeah, technically at work. Oh you're saying after
• 1:31:14
  the Okay, that's a different type of job. Yeah, that doesn't count.
• 1:31:18
  That doesn't count blue job jobs. Actual job is not a job.
• 1:31:30
  Okay, that's like you know, getting some head on in the carpool.
• 1:31:36
  That doesn't kill djas and job. No, it's a Job's a job.
• 1:31:41
  I just don't count anything that all that. It's fair enough. Yeah,
• 1:31:48
  I've never had six Okay, all right, we believe you. Mm hmmm.
• 1:31:57
  So yeah, my set was already over anyway. Actually, like he
• 1:32:06
  don't think it comes because you forgot. He wasn't actually at the turntable game.
• 1:32:10
  I forgot. She just underneath the table. Is crazy. I definitely
• 1:32:14
  seen a video where somebody was like DJing a set and like they were under
• 1:32:16
  the table. So it's very possible. I've almost then, I almost had.
• 1:32:20
  She really wanted to that day. Oh no, he was once I
• 1:32:28
  all turned on the song and then went somewhere and they came back. So
• 1:32:33
  you have lovers hold on hold some hip was like I'll do this while you
• 1:32:41
  do that. Meet me and the coming later. I remember, see we
• 1:32:50
  missed. I heard that. I gotta go times up, Thanks dand thanks
• 1:33:00
  make sure you send the video. Let me tuck this into my waistband,
• 1:33:05
  wipe my belly button off, belly button, get the residue wild times.
• 1:33:13
  They were standing, He's standing, Okay, what's getting in your belly But
• 1:33:17
  he's gonna flip it into his waistband, So yeah, that's that's my Yeah,
• 1:33:23
  it's going past his belly button. He's got a chin blast. You
• 1:33:30
  give yourself a motherfucking pearly goatee. A thought it was a pearl necklace.
• 1:33:35
  Was gonna get in the chin? Is a pearl necklace? You never heard
• 1:33:39
  a pearl necklace? A soul patch? What is a pearl necklace? You
• 1:33:43
  never just think about it when m hm mm hmmm mm hmm. You just
• 1:33:55
  just make a lot like I ain't never heard of that. About to put
• 1:33:59
  that in my note, pearl necklace? We put that right under blunking.
• 1:34:11
  We gotta do it. I'll tell you, gotta do it. Elsie learns.
• 1:34:15
  I've never heard of that. I thought that was like I should have
• 1:34:18
  heard that in middle school. And that's like to do that, said Wan
• 1:34:20
  Noodle I've never heard of that ship. I never heard that either. What
• 1:34:25
  you see the video dude talking about wine noodle. He asked him what his
• 1:34:28
  favorite this was the wind noodle. Well that's just not universal. What's the
• 1:34:34
  pearl next? No pearl necklace? Noverse nechlace not. Yeah, everyone knows
• 1:34:39
  that. I've never heard anyone say that. I are like, I don't
• 1:34:43
  know, like you said, like blunket ship like that, like the regular
• 1:34:46
  regularly necklaces is more like donkey punching all that. But you see, you're
• 1:34:50
  going with extreme stuff like something easy like a children helmet, trojan he children
• 1:34:58
  helmet, what is that? I never heard a Chorgian helmet. You just
• 1:35:02
  know, just envision the trojan helmet and then just substitute, just up the
• 1:35:06
  noses. That what we're talking about. But but it's peenis and balls.
• 1:35:12
  It's not like a squidward. What's fun about that? You just put you
• 1:35:16
  you just put you meet there. Ye, Chorgian helmet, that's weird and
• 1:35:20
  I never heard of that. Not like the Alaska pipeline. We don't have
• 1:35:27
  to there. We don't have to go there again. Alaska. Wait,
• 1:35:31
  I think you. Mike has talked about it before it. What's what you
• 1:35:35
  and poop? My guy? Huh? You like scat play with something?
• 1:35:44
  That's your favorite video? It's traumatizing. I've never seen that video. What
• 1:35:50
  is it? You never know before? No, I will never see it.
• 1:35:56
  Is Alaskan pipeline is when you ship in the condomy, you freeze the
• 1:35:59
  condom with the ship in it, and then you're fuckingbody with the shipty condom.
• 1:36:02
  I don't know what benefit you get from that. You just gotta be
• 1:36:05
  that boy seeing how pooping pleasure a woman. Just get him deal. At
• 1:36:12
  that point, it's beauty and all things get shut up. Watch two girls,
• 1:36:16
  one cup dil Those costs some money. Ken shipping gets free. You
• 1:36:23
  got you gotta have something shape like that broomstick. Go buy a c car
• 1:36:28
  or I have shippy condom for free. You gotta buy a condom where you
• 1:36:32
  get the condom from a party from buddy get free. Okay, go to
• 1:36:40
  college camera, give it a freaking give them a way. You can go
• 1:36:42
  to food pant free zucchini. They don't at least they don't have vegetable because
• 1:36:48
  you didn't do it. I mean, if you because I grew my ship.
• 1:36:58
  Okay, okay, know this whole there's a generation I don't know about
• 1:37:00
  two girls on they don't need to good w you seen two girls on gun
• 1:37:06
  and you haven't disappointment in his head. I am still very sensitized. I
• 1:37:12
  don't watch it like that. I don't go out and look for ship like
• 1:37:14
  I got you. You don't got anything. I got herings all pro necklaces
• 1:37:18
  and Trojan helmets and ship. I'm normal, Okay, there's nothing traumatizing about
• 1:37:24
  that. That's like work to you. I still hear the music in my
• 1:37:29
  sleep sometimes because of what because it sounds the music is like it sounds like
• 1:37:36
  like daytime soap, proper music. It's like it's just two girls eating dookie.
• 1:37:43
  I'm watch it in class. The professor wanted to watch it. He's
• 1:37:48
  not wonder what he heard about kind of classes this and showed a freaky ass
• 1:37:53
  nigga, another ass freakball one on one, Freaky frog one O two.
• 1:37:58
  It was history and ecology watching sociology. We legit watched it in class,
• 1:38:05
  watch what not? We watched it and then the professor said, yum wow,
• 1:38:11
  yeah, he never forget. He was definitely sensitive. Students like we
• 1:38:16
  literally that niggas a pervert, and we watched it. I'm not high school
• 1:38:20
  college, Yeah I was. I remember watching it. Was me and my
• 1:38:24
  cousin Maurice, And I don't use that word lightly, but that nigga is
• 1:38:28
  a pervert was probably was. No, he showed a bunch of No,
• 1:38:33
  he didn't show it. It was at the time where like the height of
• 1:38:38
  where it came out, and we were all talking about it in class.
• 1:38:41
  You guys want to watch it, so and then then we mentioned it to
• 1:38:45
  him and he was like, let's pull it up. Let's see what all
• 1:38:50
  theb was about. That's what it's like. Damn, we really watched two
• 1:38:55
  girls one cup in class. Everybody gather out accreditation. I should sue to
• 1:39:04
  get your money. Whole school ship got a virus. No watching the computer
• 1:39:11
  computer? Yeah, so what's this anyway? Uh? What these last two
• 1:39:15
  mm? Which one do you think is more splash? He stole that sneeze
• 1:39:21
  by the way, I heard about that. Yeah, Nikki versus Kanye.
• 1:39:26
  I don't know what that's about. What Battle of the fucking episodes? No?
• 1:39:31
  I think Kanye won normal use uh get clearance of the song. Oh
• 1:39:39
  yeah, so yeah, oh yeah, yeh yeah, so you talking about
• 1:39:42
  he finally like he's supposed to putting out new Body, the song what is
• 1:39:45
  Kanye? Nikky and tied out son. Kanye played it at his album or
• 1:39:47
  the listening thing in Miami. He asked Nikki to put it out and I
• 1:39:50
  think she said no, okay, So I guess that was like a whole
• 1:39:56
  big thing. Sorry, Kanye. People can the remix of but everybody or
• 1:40:00
  whatever heard movies. No, it's called new Body, new Body, Nikki,
• 1:40:04
  you fucked the old Body like it's it's a popular I mean it's pretty
• 1:40:09
  popular. It just never officially came out. It was like a leak.
• 1:40:13
  But it's not. It's not only streaming or anything. But how is that
• 1:40:15
  North? A little North clears that sample? North song is fire, He's
• 1:40:24
  your best. Let's get all the let's get all the kids out of it's
• 1:40:30
  weird. It's weird. Hell yeah, catch you? It is hers is
• 1:40:33
  better than fucking Don's all asked, though Don should have asked both that asked.
• 1:40:40
  It has no talent. He doesn't have it. He doesn't North.
• 1:40:45
  She could, but I don't want to hear now, superstar. I need
• 1:40:47
  to see here. Polished polish Kanye polish something. I don't even want to
• 1:40:53
  hear the like Kanye I heard was like, I don't want to hear this
• 1:40:55
  verse. First of all, people need to stop recording this man, period.
• 1:41:01
  He has to like yeah, even though she said something like she like
• 1:41:06
  she said something while she's recording, like this shit sounds kind of crazy,
• 1:41:11
  keep going, keep going. But I'm here for you. People in there
• 1:41:15
  agreeing with him. He's saying all type of off the wall ship. I'm
• 1:41:16
  like, bro, why are we listening to this? Y'all don't come.
• 1:41:20
  I guess it's a bunch of celebrities in there, like and I and I
• 1:41:25
  was on the phone. I'm not gonna say who was there, but I
• 1:41:27
  know somebody who knows somebody who was there. And they were like when this
• 1:41:30
  nigga started talking crazy, he was like, I'm leaving. I'm like smart,
• 1:41:32
  he got the fuck up out of there. He wasn't about to sit
• 1:41:34
  there. He's like, no, I know where this is going. Somebody
• 1:41:36
  has been around him. So I don't understand why people just sit there and
• 1:41:41
  listen to him talking. He's talking, he's calling himself God and all this
• 1:41:44
  other ship. Like, clearly, my nigga is going through a manic episode.
• 1:41:46
  Niggas isn't like ye, like, like, what the fuck is this
• 1:41:51
  still an episode at this point? Yeah, it's called yeah bipolar yea.
• 1:41:56
  Manic episodes can last for a long time and they going they going waves,
• 1:42:00
  like so he can be fine for a little bit, and then he'll start
• 1:42:02
  posting fifty thousand Instagram posts, He'll start tweeting, or he'll start doing anything.
• 1:42:09
  He'll start top ten reasons why the sun will kill you anything. So
• 1:42:15
  I hope you don't. You can't help somebody who doesn't want help, So
• 1:42:19
  I don't. I can't even say I hope Kanye gets helped. At this
• 1:42:21
  point, he doesn't feel like he needs help. He doesn't feel like he
• 1:42:27
  needs help, and he got Michael Rapperport. You see the video he put
• 1:42:29
  out. Nah, I haven't stopped checking for him. I don't need to
• 1:42:32
  check for him at all. I just saw the video he was talking about.
• 1:42:34
  He's talking about Kanye's mom. Yeah, yeah, I saw that caption.
• 1:42:39
  I said, I'm not watching. I was like, your mother would
• 1:42:41
  be embarrassed. You don't know, he never did this bad taste And he
• 1:42:45
  only says that because he's Jewish. Michael rapper, right, so yeah,
• 1:42:48
  and he's a Zionist, so yeah, fuck you rap freakis time. M
• 1:42:55
  hmm see stuff. Yeah, I like that. Mm hmm. So Mike,
• 1:43:03
  did you have this affirmative? I did? I did that that.
• 1:43:09
  So I don't know if you guys know, you guys don't know. A
• 1:43:15
  firm of action was a kind of like a law or policy put into place
• 1:43:19
  that kind of would ensure or give minority black and minority people like more consideration
• 1:43:29
  when applies to you to like applying to like colleges and university right right.
• 1:43:32
  And you know, once once minority started to benefit with something, you know,
• 1:43:36
  the white people have to come out and be like, oh it's not
• 1:43:40
  fair, it's blah blah blah, I did this and that not only white
• 1:43:43
  people though, unfortunately, unfortunately the model minorities quote unquote all right, let
• 1:43:53
  me see see now still turn into like all right, we don't have to
• 1:43:58
  know what we can do. We can still talk about it. We will
• 1:44:00
  talk about it, all right, these all right, so big, we'll
• 1:44:04
  get there. Basically, yeah, like they give they're claiming that it's like
• 1:44:12
  oh rass been blah blah blah. It was just the force they took that
• 1:44:16
  away, like about what earlier this year somewhat time this year, they took
• 1:44:20
  away a form of action. I believe that it seems like it was a
• 1:44:24
  long time ago. But yeah, so what happened was I seen this video
• 1:44:28
  on Twitter where I guess this guy posted and he said, oh bro,
• 1:44:31
  god denied because he's white. And it was a video of a guy like
• 1:44:35
  applying to Cornell. It seen they had all these acting like he had like
• 1:44:40
  a four poor six GPA. Uh uh does community service hours and hours like
• 1:44:47
  hundreds of hours of like the clarinet and then like started business perform All types
• 1:44:53
  of stuff got rejected, right, and people are all just like in the
• 1:44:57
  comic going, oh my god, this wouldn't happen if he was black,
• 1:45:00
  blah blah blah. It's only having block whatever, And I'm like, that's
• 1:45:06
  not how that works. That I feel like, I think the college mission
• 1:45:12
  thing, especially for Ivorley schools, it's really funky. Like I feel like
• 1:45:18
  a lot of it depends on who you know and how you Yeah, correct,
• 1:45:20
  you should probably look at you look more at legacies, people getting in
• 1:45:26
  off legacies and people getting in called race, you'd say, because that percentage
• 1:45:30
  is probably lower. And even the black students that get in, you can't
• 1:45:34
  get into Cornell being a slouch. You gotta be doing. You gotta be
• 1:45:38
  on top of your shit, right, and it's college. Not everybody gets
• 1:45:42
  into every school exactly. You know, white people will just find a way
• 1:45:46
  to blame mediocrity on something else other than themselves. Like even in the world
• 1:45:51
  where there is no affirmative action currently, they'll still like point to that be
• 1:46:00
  like, oh, you know, it's a very amazing they would never had
• 1:46:02
  a shot anyway. I'm like, calm down, you just weren't as good
• 1:46:06
  as you thought. Like other people can be of different races to be more
• 1:46:10
  qualified than you, and like settle down right, and I think, uh
• 1:46:18
  yeah, I just I just think that's BS and these other people who are
• 1:46:24
  not white, these model minority times. You gotta you gotta wake up and
• 1:46:27
  smell the roses because I'm gonna you know, a certain group I'm not gonna
• 1:46:32
  say. You don't have to say who. I'm not gonna say who they
• 1:46:39
  were. They were they really were thinking that since uh a firm manufaction was
• 1:46:45
  being repealed, that they would benefit. Yeah, that they were benefit,
• 1:46:47
  But like they weren't like they were white or something. You ain't down with
• 1:46:54
  the gang as much as you want to be down with the white men.
• 1:46:59
  They don't want. They don't want, they don't they don't like minorities.
• 1:47:03
  What nothing, No, he said, we're not put it over. Oh
• 1:47:16
  lord check check yeah yeah yeah man. Uh, it's all right, man.
• 1:47:27
  Just just just get where you can fit in. It's okay. Don't
• 1:47:30
  blame people for your problems if you can't do something, or you got left
• 1:47:34
  out, or you can't get where you want to be. You know what
• 1:47:39
  I'm saying, Grind harder, nigga. I don't know what to tell you,
• 1:47:43
  especially white people. Nobody's holding you back. And even if you didn't
• 1:47:46
  get in there, obviously it's the opportunity to go somewhere else. Maybe it
• 1:47:49
  wasn't. You would have went to Cornell and hated it money on the semester.
• 1:47:58
  Nobody's crying that like for you because you didn't get into your first choice
• 1:48:00
  IVY League. Couldn't couldn't care less. It's all right, man. I
• 1:48:05
  don't care black, white as anybody. If you don't get into a school,
• 1:48:10
  bro, there's more to life. It's okay. It's really okay,
• 1:48:14
  Sometimes your best isn't good enough, and that's also true times you just it
• 1:48:17
  just wasn't meant to be exactly go you can go somewhere else and that have
• 1:48:21
  a better experience. One door closed just means another one open. Man facts,
• 1:48:29
  facts all it is. But everything ain't for everybody. But speaking of
• 1:48:32
  race, Yeah, I wanted to say this real quick. Rashard Mendenhall went
• 1:48:38
  on Twitter and pretty much was like, mediocre white people or athletes shouldn't speak
• 1:48:48
  about football. Now. Not only is that who is he directing that at?
• 1:48:53
  Like what triggered that? Yes? CC, not only was that ignorant,
• 1:49:00
  hell is very inaccurate for it just for you to say any race shouldn't
• 1:49:03
  be able to talk about football because everybody plays the fucking sports. So what
• 1:49:08
  the fuck are you even talking about? Right? I don't know? So
• 1:49:13
  then Will Compton does the funniest shit ever. I believe Pat McAfee did it
• 1:49:17
  too. They put together he put together a white team and a black team,
• 1:49:20
  or he put together the team his white team. He put together put
• 1:49:24
  together his white team. Now this team is stacked to a point at certain
• 1:49:30
  positions. Very the only position is really lacking it, but they're not too
• 1:49:36
  deep. They're not They don't have any corners. I don't know who they
• 1:49:42
  had Christian McCafferty players even though there's other white safety they could have got Harrison
• 1:49:46
  Smith. Yeah, you have to reblank of ship you got to do from
• 1:49:50
  the Jaguars. So there's a bunch of white safeties, white corners. So
• 1:49:55
  yeah, Christian McCaffrey doesn't have to play two or three in the league.
• 1:49:59
  His there's none that it was one of Miami, Pittsburgh, one in Miami.
• 1:50:03
  I think there's one in Miami, like in the league right now,
• 1:50:06
  there's there. Yeah, practice hasn't been once in Jason and yeah that's what.
• 1:50:12
  Yeah, maybe that's the that's the only one I can name and ed
• 1:50:17
  Onman because he had to do it one time. It's crazy either way.
• 1:50:24
  You have no corners. Yeah, he has over the top. We're going
• 1:50:27
  to do what d K did sorry to the Eagles tonight and just throw it
• 1:50:30
  up on the top of you. Uh. But obviously the offensive line stacks.
• 1:50:34
  Sorry. Yeah, their defensive line is pretty good too. It's decent
• 1:50:39
  defensive lines going crazy, going crazy. They don't have a tackle because at
• 1:50:44
  the end they don't have a tack that one is going to go crazy.
• 1:50:48
  Yeah, they got they got boos on both sides. Ready for January sixth.
• 1:50:51
  That's when the games when he played interesting to January sixth, we get
• 1:50:57
  Max Crosby. Okay, that's a niggas. But in the video will come
• 1:51:01
  to say. Anybody that says the word is on the other one, they
• 1:51:05
  get Mahomes. Then, no, he didn't. He didn't include mahomes.
• 1:51:09
  I know, but I don't think he says. I don't think mahomes ll
• 1:51:11
  eaven play. I don't think he choose. I'm saying he said half.
• 1:51:15
  He did he say half? Did he? Is that the word? He
• 1:51:16
  said? Half and half? Halpen half? I forgot what he said.
• 1:51:20
  I think he said, have these mahomes goes there? If I don't think
• 1:51:25
  that's because he doesn't say the word. Probably not. He doesn't say.
• 1:51:29
  I know his black ass daddy would be upset. Yeah, his dad is
• 1:51:31
  a Negro. But obviously the black team would be fired. Yeah, smoker.
• 1:51:38
  What would our weakness be center and guard? I don't know, probably
• 1:51:43
  centering guard. We wouldn't have an interior offensive line. We have some tackles,
• 1:51:47
  a ton of good guards. Blackguard. I think it could be Tyler
• 1:51:51
  Smith. Who's that Cowboys? Yes, I left guard, all right,
• 1:51:59
  weakness, I don't know. I think I don't follow football. That three
• 1:52:01
  those that guard center guard, I think that's there. I think there's plenty
• 1:52:06
  of tackles. You know. I say you got Trent Williams. Sure,
• 1:52:11
  Yeah, there's guards out there. Riley Moss is a cornerback place for the
• 1:52:15
  Broncos. Yeo that whole because I'm like, no, no, there's one.
• 1:52:23
  And I'm like, he played for the Steelers. I want to say,
• 1:52:25
  you went to Iowa or some ship like that. Yeah, I think
• 1:52:27
  I know you're talking about. That's that's why I think you played the Colors.
• 1:52:30
  Yeah, Iowa. Yeah, acoustic No no, no, no,
• 1:52:34
  no, no, no, he's on the Broncos. Yeah. I think
• 1:52:36
  you went to Iowa and he wasn't on the Broncos this weekend. But every
• 1:52:43
  other position, I think we're smoking receiver. Obviously we got Justin Jefferson and
• 1:52:48
  Chase and Tyree Hill. It's over. They might be more. Those are
• 1:52:55
  top three. If I'm just going top three, No, you name all
• 1:52:58
  of them. Build a team. Well, I'm doing like they might beat
• 1:53:01
  us a tight end, we beating him with Jackson Smith and jo What tight
• 1:53:05
  end do we have that that's better than the white sight end? I don't
• 1:53:08
  think we have black black Jared Everett from The Charger joking better than Ferguson from
• 1:53:18
  the Cowboys right now? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
• 1:53:24
  yes, yes, it's all right, yes, yes, I don't know.
• 1:53:28
  He's playing on the Browns. One is playing with three different quarterbacks and
• 1:53:32
  he's balling out. One's cutching passages from Joe Black with the we can continue
• 1:53:36
  now. He can't even what he did with that. His face is recovered.
• 1:53:41
  Now, okay, okay, come on, come on now. But
• 1:53:45
  then that's but that's any of them better than Travis Kelsey. Okay, Travis
• 1:53:49
  kind of as now he's kind of he's kind of you should go about the
• 1:53:57
  black women that you got to do for the Lions. He's probably go back
• 1:54:01
  to the black woman. He's just getting old. Yeah. And then on
• 1:54:06
  defense there, I don't even I don't even know where to start. Then
• 1:54:10
  it doesn't they might not even score. Yeah, for real, there's wall
• 1:54:15
  speed Waller. He got one hamstring, he's cooks and a crack. Addition,
• 1:54:21
  it's not cracket's it was just opioids and just alcohol, just anything bad.
• 1:54:28
  He had all the vices. Second murdered money. He's good now.
• 1:54:33
  Yeah, now, but I think we I think we were smoking. If
• 1:54:36
  we had to play white white versus black smoking a good game. They still
• 1:54:43
  got some hitters over there. It just it would get old fast and touchdown.
• 1:54:47
  Yeah. And again he also said, like the coaching staff, so
• 1:54:57
  eric enemy is gonna be the offensive coordinator, very enemy, So it's gonna
• 1:55:00
  get real freaky. Mike Tomlin as the head coach of Dimico Ryans as the
• 1:55:02
  assistant Yeah, head coach. What his team still has a winning record?
• 1:55:13
  Who's that quarterback? That's because they're starting Mason rude off this week and they
• 1:55:16
  got I'm just saying, there's other coaches that are hotter. We got rep
• 1:55:20
  cards that receiver. Huh do we get Mike big Dames? Ye here was
• 1:55:26
  black. You didn't know he got He got hired in Miami with the Rooney
• 1:55:30
  rule. Mm hmmm. That he's definitely black. He's black. Yeah,
• 1:55:34
  Yes, you're looking a little harder, like I think, look at and
• 1:55:41
  look at old photos. You look at old pictures. He looks a little
• 1:55:44
  bit like logic Now, but if you look at the old ship, you
• 1:55:45
  can see it. He's gone more corporate. Yeah, and if you hear
• 1:55:49
  him talk a little bit, maybe a little flavor, little season, a
• 1:55:54
  little one. I think we want to questions. We won't have Brian Johnson.
• 1:56:03
  No, his black ass can go somewhere else, can go to.
• 1:56:10
  Yeah, I'm done off, just kidding. We would have, but we'd
• 1:56:15
  have a punter do from the Steelers. Okay, we'll call up a king.
• 1:56:20
  We can get Puerto Rican, Mexican. Maybe Young we get Simon's played
• 1:56:26
  for. We can't get Young Hoku. They were trying to get Will Compton
• 1:56:30
  was trying to get Pook in the coop and I say, now you can't.
• 1:56:32
  You can't have the Islanders. Oh he's an islander. He's like Hawaiian
• 1:56:36
  or like you don't hear the name. I don't know he was. Yeah,
• 1:56:41
  his name is pooking the coop. I don't know what the Yeah,
• 1:56:43
  that's going straight islands. It sounds like exactly. That's not a We don't
• 1:56:48
  get the Simoons, I said, we do. They don't get them.
• 1:56:51
  We get Fred Warners. Yeah, they got. I'm straight he's black,
• 1:56:55
  he's black. Yeah, I'm just saying we get Fred Warner, he looks
• 1:56:58
  you know, he's black. It's black and Mexican. Y happy family.
• 1:57:03
  Don't even like damn Mexican. Okay, let me get the Simone's base because
• 1:57:10
  their wives are black. Okay, that's that's a fact that Simone men love
• 1:57:16
  with black women. Okay, that doesn't everyone white claw all the usles with
• 1:57:27
  black women. All right? Questions? First question, if you found out
• 1:57:36
  you were a mortal today, how would you change your life if I was
• 1:57:42
  immortal? Yeah, I start smoking crack. We'll get it. Why crack
• 1:57:47
  do you smoking it? But why you can still get addicted to it?
• 1:57:55
  Would be a crackhead. Yeah, you'll be an immortal crackhead. You'll be
• 1:58:00
  living with a crack addiction forever forever. Nigga, I would just be invincible,
• 1:58:03
  like I would just be a superhero. No, you'd be sucking uh
• 1:58:06
  handcock full time junkie, had more eternity, just a lifetime of gawking.
• 1:58:16
  Yeah, you gotta rethink that mortal. I didn't say you were invincible,
• 1:58:24
  I said you're immortal. Sounds the same, Okay. Does anyone else have
• 1:58:30
  any level headed answers? Non head answers non drug addiction answers, non drug
• 1:58:39
  addicted, dick suck answers. I didn't say, I mean crackhead. You
• 1:58:46
  find me to that's a strong correlation. Find you to that don't exactly,
• 1:58:53
  I don't think around alright, What did I do? He hasn't miss cracked
• 1:59:00
  that though he's got a lot of accent. Say he got the money,
• 1:59:02
  cut him off for a week here, you said, you said his name.
• 1:59:06
  He's gonna be filled up to his ears. I don't know what I
• 1:59:11
  would do different. I would probably I wouldn't worry about dieting. I guess
• 1:59:15
  no, he's just being healthy. Why you're immortal, because I'll be like,
• 1:59:20
  I can just be as healthy as I want because I'm not going to
• 1:59:23
  die from it. Oh yeah, sure, but you still gotta eat healthy
• 1:59:26
  you just yeah, yeah, immortally fat Ah. Well it'll take me a
• 1:59:31
  long time to get there at this rate. But yeah, yeah, I
• 1:59:35
  don't think that's anything I would change. You can't just eat more candy,
• 1:59:40
  no with it, because my teeth are an immortal. Mm hm, you
• 1:59:44
  learned that early on. Yeah, bro, these things are dying expensive?
• 1:59:50
  What else we got? What else? I don't know. I guess being
• 1:59:56
  immortal is not that fun. No, what can you do? Okay,
• 2:00:01
  I'm not gonna die, but I'm not gonna be out here. Just asking
• 2:00:03
  you to start making some investments for yourself way in the future, set up
• 2:00:08
  some accounts. But like, I'll come back to this in one hundred years.
• 2:00:11
  Yeah, maybe I like something real cognizance. I don't know, sky
• 2:00:15
  dive without a parachute, land on like a trampoline or something. You just
• 2:00:19
  you just dangeroushit niggas. Here's the thing. I mean, being immortal doesn't
• 2:00:24
  mean you're indestructible. So now you're immortal potato in a body. All your
• 2:00:28
  bones are broken, but you're alive. I God, did that before?
• 2:00:31
  The plane landing on like a net? Sure? Sure a trampoline, you
• 2:00:35
  said, trampling. You're trying to bounce back up like a net. Oh
• 2:00:39
  okay, I still wouldn't do that. M hmm. But if you were
• 2:00:45
  invincible, I think all these sounds like good ideas, because that's what he
• 2:00:49
  thinks he is. I think he's invincible. I play Russian Roulette. You
• 2:00:59
  just gotta shoot your in front of people for fun. Hey, look,
• 2:01:05
  wants he some cool like the Yeah? Like that? Yeah, okay,
• 2:01:23
  hm hmm. Someone was high when they asked this question. How do people
• 2:01:28
  in cartoons know if they're watching a cartoon or something that's live action? Exactly
• 2:01:38
  exactly people in cartoons. So you're watching a cartoon, but they're in the
• 2:01:45
  cartoon watching a cartoon. So are they watching live action or are they watching
• 2:01:48
  a cartoon themselves? That's some high as ship they're going to be watching a
• 2:01:53
  cartoons, I say it's live action. That's some high, very hard bro,
• 2:02:00
  because who the fuck thinks of that? Yeah, that was a king.
• 2:02:01
  That was a king. You got kick. That was a loud ass
• 2:02:10
  no because you think about it the grand old time because you guys seit that
• 2:02:20
  thinking about they watching live action. They watching the car too, it's all
• 2:02:26
  drawn. It's live action to them in my mind. M hm. Oh.
• 2:02:31
  That was a good one. That was a good one. I'm glad
• 2:02:34
  you appreciated that king. Like if somebody like, like if I was on
• 2:02:38
  a boardwalk and somebody came up to me put a mic and asked me that
• 2:02:41
  question, I look at him like running down the boardwalk, I'm like,
• 2:02:44
  that's a great ass question. Question, that's a great question. Yeah,
• 2:02:48
  And then you don't answer, you just walk away, Just walk away.
• 2:02:51
  It's a good ask question. Question said, thank you. I'm gonna think
• 2:02:56
  about that. Okay, bye, Wow, I have to ponder on that
• 2:03:01
  cap. Get back to you in a few days. And now I found
• 2:03:03
  him twenty minutes later. They watching live action. It's live live action,
• 2:03:10
  got it? M M all right? Good question. Does it ever take
• 2:03:15
  you for a surprise as the males? So? What so it SpongeBob that
• 2:03:21
  was live action? See what when they was watching stuff on TV that was
• 2:03:26
  live action, that was in cartoons because it was real stuff. Oh that
• 2:03:31
  was I guess so, especially when he was watching the Coral Yeah. And
• 2:03:39
  then Gary Gary that was yeah, this is real the newscaster and about Yeah,
• 2:03:48
  that kind of I think I answered that question. Next question, does
• 2:03:54
  it ever take you for a surprise as the male species to come across a
• 2:03:58
  woman with stink breath? Yes? Take you for surprise? Yeah? No,
• 2:04:05
  m never if I mean anyone with thinking breath? It sucks anybody?
• 2:04:11
  Is it surprising surprising because they got tonsilstones? Okay, you've seen that ship.
• 2:04:18
  I used to watch those videos. That ship is fucking can't say that
• 2:04:24
  they like push them out right? Yeah? Should be nasty, should stink
• 2:04:29
  weird? Know it existed until damn brush your tongue, all right, that's
• 2:04:36
  all I used to watch some times tongue more than I'm just saying, like
• 2:04:41
  added to the stink. Yeah, I don't know, ggle. I'm not
• 2:04:44
  a surprising, but it definitely is surprising. That is when I think about
• 2:04:48
  women, at least fine women. I don't. Yeah, it's worse when
• 2:04:54
  a woman's breath stank than the guys because for sure mm hmm, probably not
• 2:04:59
  trying to the right one of the time. Yep, Like it's not even
• 2:05:06
  not even crossing your mind, like dang, I gotta kiss him later.
• 2:05:11
  No, that is not on my mind. Never have to think about it.
• 2:05:14
  Never. What is this? Hm hmm, what's this? I don't
• 2:05:21
  know. You tell me, Oh, that's not a question. Wow.
• 2:05:28
  There's an episode we were talking about the nipples lining up with your ear lobes,
• 2:05:31
  and they had everybody in there checking their nipple ear lobes symmetry. I
• 2:05:35
  said, I was doing that the other day. Why, I don't know.
• 2:05:40
  I was looking at myself shirtless or like shirtless. Ye, that's how
• 2:05:44
  you really gotta see it. My right one, dude, my left one
• 2:05:47
  don't. Yeah, not symmetrical. Not symmetrical. You got no balance.
• 2:05:57
  My chokras aren't line not yet. H next question, somebody told me Drake.
• 2:06:05
  Somebody told me Drake is Taylor Swift from males. Thoughts Taylor Swift from
• 2:06:10
  males, I guess, But I mean women also like Drake. I think
• 2:06:15
  there's more women that like Drake than males were talking about. Yeah, they
• 2:06:19
  both bitch about their relationship. H yeah, I get it. Yeah,
• 2:06:26
  in the relationship around yea, they're pretty much the same, and it's all
• 2:06:30
  all clearly it's them. They're there the problem. Damn they are. You
• 2:06:45
  are You're a bitch. You're a terrible first bitch as nigga. Now kiss
• 2:06:53
  now kiss. That would be the most powerful couple, wouldn't it, Taylor
• 2:06:56
  Swiss and Drake. Yeah, it would be that the whole. That would
• 2:07:00
  be the most annoying couple ever. I'd hate every second of that. Mm
• 2:07:04
  hmm. Never stay tuned. They really got mad because she was or someone
• 2:07:13
  was like, they was booing her at the game, and I was like,
• 2:07:15
  yeah, she's they're Patriots fans, and yeah, what do you expect
• 2:07:19
  She's rooting for the Chiefs. Fans, the Patriots, not like the Chiefs.
• 2:07:25
  Yeah, so that's how that's how it works. It's you're not supposed
• 2:07:32
  to do me next, you go back to make a country music for real,
• 2:07:41
  yo, maybe on hear me hard. You see the video. They
• 2:07:44
  had the video of Travis walking through going to the field and he looked at
• 2:07:48
  her photo and they were like, oh my god, he loves her so
• 2:07:51
  much. NFL posted that they gotta stop pushing. They have to stop.
• 2:07:58
  The Chiefs aren't even like he like tight tinyly glanced at the photo and it
• 2:08:03
  was just like, bro, and if he is like that, like they're
• 2:08:07
  high school, like a little bitch, catch the fucking ball. Damn.
• 2:08:13
  I mean, niggas need him in the next couple of weeks, right,
• 2:08:18
  and I need my home. Stop being a bitch. What's next? Let's
• 2:08:28
  see, I said, if you guys woke up in a hotel room with
• 2:08:33
  podcast members and there's a dead body, what's your next move? Mm hmm.
• 2:08:37
  Well, I don't want to tell you figure it out. I'm not
• 2:08:39
  gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you to figure it out. We talked
• 2:08:43
  about this knife out of Q's hand. He did what the knife down there's
• 2:08:50
  a lot of places you can put it. He only say he doesn't like
• 2:08:52
  when you argue with Mike. He's not fun that nigga. You gotta soundclown
• 2:08:56
  his ass. Actually, you gotta be strategic, of course, gotta have
• 2:09:01
  suitcase somewhere. Huh mm hmm. That'd be be really hard. Actually,
• 2:09:07
  wait, what would be really hard to get the body out of there?
• 2:09:11
  Ye have cameras. Yeah, I think it's impossible to commit a crime these
• 2:09:16
  days. I don't know about impossible. I think it's damn. It's cameras
• 2:09:20
  everywhere. Yeah, because you got to account for when the person was in
• 2:09:24
  the room, and then you took them out like you might have the weekends.
• 2:09:28
  That burning them motherfuckers, that's probably the only way to do it.
• 2:09:33
  Make them look alive, act like they're drunk, at least for a week.
• 2:09:35
  Yeah, they drunk as hell. Oh my gosh, she fell over
• 2:09:41
  the bridge. They always drunk. Damn, that's crazy. That's like they
• 2:09:45
  do all you're about to do. From the Kings. The basketball player,
• 2:09:48
  Yeah, he played for He was on the Kings last year and they played
• 2:09:52
  for the Gillies. Oh no, this year he died. No, no,
• 2:09:54
  no, he murdered. Somebody might be girl him and his girlfriend.
• 2:09:58
  Well they what I saw. Somebody thinks that might have been a threesome going
• 2:10:01
  wrong, dropped off in the desert. Damn. I hate that he thought
• 2:10:07
  it was He thought it was breaking bad. That ass thought he white some
• 2:10:09
  ship. Just leave somebody in the middle of the name. His last name
• 2:10:11
  is like Comanche for his first name. Sounds familiar. Yeah, crazy ship
• 2:10:16
  though, Well, since you said that, I got that. Say this,
• 2:10:20
  there's a Patreon person. I guess they couldn't find the link, so
• 2:10:22
  they just put in the normal questions said, would you rather live in a
• 2:10:26
  house with croaches or crickets? Not like an infestation, but every once in
• 2:10:31
  a while you turn on the light, you see a roach, a couple
• 2:10:35
  of roaches, or listen to loud to ask crickets every night ckeds, I'm
• 2:10:39
  going crickets like normal I've had. It's like a nice little summer ambiance.
• 2:10:45
  Yeah, I don't say I don't mind creas very useful, actually, yeah,
• 2:10:48
  because I mean maybe because we live make the I think because where we
• 2:10:52
  live in just make the woods cold. Yeah, I think that's what it
• 2:10:56
  is. Now. You just got sprayed. Uh, the cricket wd fody,
• 2:11:00
  so they can't this ship. I seen that somebody did that to a
• 2:11:03
  singular cricket and it was just like trying to make noise, Like, yeah,
• 2:11:09
  nigga, that's crazy. The whole steeze is by the time I hear
• 2:11:11
  create, I don't notice it until like like thirty minutes later, like a
• 2:11:15
  little fucking cricket here, and then I forget all about it. So I'd
• 2:11:18
  rather believe in crickets because the roaches just and they be trying to find it,
• 2:11:20
  and then you get close to it and stopped. The nigga be known.
• 2:11:24
  He's up against the wall. Yeah, roaches just mean something dirty in
• 2:11:28
  there. Yeah, especially little the little ten ones. You turn on the
• 2:11:31
  light and you see a niggas scattered, No, thank you. I don't
• 2:11:33
  have any EXPERI with that. I seen him. Yeah, they weren't at
• 2:11:37
  my house. I was in somebody else's house. We had roaches, and
• 2:11:41
  that shit ain't fun. My mom used to always tell the story that she
• 2:11:43
  used to go to her aunt's house and like they had a crazy roach infestation
• 2:11:50
  and like she was sitting on she was sitting there the living room on the
• 2:11:52
  couch and the roacht had went by, and she was like, oh,
• 2:11:54
  what the fuck and Mom was like, what you ain't never seen roast before.
• 2:11:58
  I'm like, well, damn, we just go. So yeah,
• 2:12:01
  it was weird. Yeah, that'll do it, mama. Mama grew up
• 2:12:07
  Poe eating combread. They used to take the wood from the bending house next
• 2:12:13
  door to burn in their house for heat. Really mm hmm. Damn a
• 2:12:18
  sharecropper and they're working new share cropper. That's why. That's why they report
• 2:12:26
  got mm hmm the sharecropping bricks. Oh load farms in Newark. So that
• 2:12:39
  was Oh that fucking bull that was running. Yeah that was random a head
• 2:12:43
  hm hmm. Yeah, that was weird. Uh. I guess I'll say
• 2:12:50
  that. I don't want to suck my own dick, but I want to
• 2:12:52
  say love the pod and keep doing you' all thing. I've been listening for
• 2:12:56
  about two years and came to the conclusion that Doc Waff is the funniest,
• 2:13:00
  low key person on the podcast, thank you, and way funnier than Mike.
• 2:13:03
  Well, then I gotta say I'll just stop a question and say I
• 2:13:07
  don't think I'm funnier than Mike. I need Mike's initial funniness to bounce off
• 2:13:13
  of. You know, I need a nice funny backboard. It's a nice
• 2:13:16
  back and forth to play off each other thing exactly because the point just started
• 2:13:20
  and then like nice point guard La spidal shooter, then I get my shots
• 2:13:24
  exactly get And then their question was my question is saying stupid game, Okay,
• 2:13:31
  My question is who is someone that is low key funny and that everyone
• 2:13:35
  should notice more like a comedian mm hmm. I think low key funny,
• 2:13:43
  yeah, and that everyone should notice more. I mean unless they're talking about
• 2:13:48
  us. I don't know. I don't know. I think uh. I
• 2:13:50
  think Lou Young is pretty funny right now, and I think he Yeah,
• 2:13:54
  he's definitely not as popping as you'd expect based on how long he's not.
• 2:13:58
  Like, he's not on Drewky's level yet, but get that I think might
• 2:14:05
  be keV Let me stop the nigga Drew sy stole his life. Oh Kyle,
• 2:14:15
  Kyle, if you're funnier, I wouldn't remember her. I think drew
• 2:14:20
  Ski had the benefit of being funny, being funny, but also having like
• 2:14:24
  the benefit of white people liking him, like the Kyle Roger videos and all
• 2:14:28
  like his initial push like that's what, like, that's really nigga funny before,
• 2:14:35
  But once he started doing the car Rocker thinks that he became everybody funny.
• 2:14:37
  And I think that you know that helped. Yeah, yeah, that
• 2:14:43
  you gotta diversify your funniness you're gonna be mainstream. Yeah. I feel like
• 2:14:48
  being a nigga comedy is a little putself in the boxing. That's what Matt
• 2:14:52
  Rafe didn't want to do. Now he's nobody funny, dumb hm hmm.
• 2:15:00
  I'm tired of the milk talk. It's been a while we say anything about
• 2:15:05
  like my timeline would say something different. But the question is, who are
• 2:15:09
  some wide back ladies that y'all find attractive? Jesus, wide back ladies attractive.
• 2:15:18
  That lady from last week, you guys were talking about, she's kind
• 2:15:20
  of wider backed, whiter backed. You said, mister Brown's daughter. Man,
• 2:15:26
  Yeah, she got a big back. Yeah, old what they don't
• 2:15:31
  have to be white? Why are you talking about milk? That's that's the
• 2:15:35
  question they said. They said, I'm tired of the milk talk, talk
• 2:15:37
  about wide backs. Yeah. I would say, I can't even think of
• 2:15:41
  a single wide back white woman. And I was like, who's that?
• 2:15:45
  You know, that's not what I'm there for. That's not a good combination
• 2:15:50
  for me. I give me names, but you don't know me. I'm
• 2:15:56
  not a Paul guy. I'm like Paul's time. Like, you can't be
• 2:16:01
  wide back park, you gotta be just slim, thick punk. I think
• 2:16:07
  what I don't know. I don't know. I don't mind. I don't
• 2:16:13
  mind big women, but I can't think of a specific one. Of course,
• 2:16:22
  even she's older. Though. There's really no sugar some sugar. There's
• 2:16:24
  really no like, I don't know young woman sugar got bdls now anti sugar
• 2:16:33
  and you're talking about Uh, I don't know why I started thinking of miss
• 2:16:41
  party. Uh, there's not a lot of sugar. Yes, it's the
• 2:16:48
  nasty time. Yeah, she's a freak. What what's the worst reputation?
• 2:16:56
  Notorious dirty macking or being known for scaring the hose, Being being known for
• 2:17:03
  scaring the hose, Yeah, scaring, being known for scaring. You're scaring
• 2:17:05
  the holes. You're not even getting a chance, really not giving anyone else
• 2:17:09
  a chance, at least nobody you can make it through a dirty mac,
• 2:17:15
  but scaring. There's this one, dude, I know, he becoming a
• 2:17:18
  verer. Absolutely scares of hose. He scares everybody. He'd be scaring the
• 2:17:22
  hose like he just got way too much energy. He's he's pretty tall,
• 2:17:31
  and he'd just be in people's faces, like he talked real close to your
• 2:17:33
  face, like acoustic. He might be like he'd just be doing a lot.
• 2:17:39
  Bro, there's a nigga. There's a nigga at the spot I go
• 2:17:43
  to that. It's like that he's sometimes he doesn't musicians. He like like
• 2:17:46
  he does too much, Like he's always loud, Like the niggas are you
• 2:17:52
  like playing music and you're trying everybody trying to join the music and he got
• 2:17:54
  to be the one that show off and me like that's right. Play now.
• 2:17:56
  All you're doing is like nigga, you know. And it's like because
• 2:18:01
  it's women around. Does he dapping? Point any nigga that points and you
• 2:18:07
  next next time? I next time that ship like anybody any nigga that does
• 2:18:11
  Look anybody any nigga that does that at the same time, you're not talking,
• 2:18:16
  you're not talking about snap you're a nigga. Stap over your top,
• 2:18:20
  over the top of your thumb. Next time, I next time I see
• 2:18:22
  him, he's releasing that you gotta It's just like, why you gotta be
• 2:18:28
  loud? Why you gotta like show off? First off, you already got
• 2:18:31
  the town. You you a saxophone. It's like nigga, you don't need
• 2:18:33
  all that, So yeah, you got it, but you gotta be all
• 2:18:39
  loud and make it like you the man and be chilling everybody. Chilling.
• 2:18:43
  Yeah, when you people watch not people watch it. Certain times when I
• 2:18:48
  when I'm there by myself, I notice things and just like seeing people interact
• 2:18:54
  with women. It's funny. And seeing other dudes Dirty Mac either days or
• 2:19:00
  Dirty macn goes on or scaring the holes goes on. And I've seen some
• 2:19:05
  fumbling. Of course you're fumbling, that's all I do. Fumble last night
• 2:19:09
  and I was like, yo, you realize she wants to give you pussy
• 2:19:13
  tonight, right he was. He was like, I gotta guy, I
• 2:19:16
  gotta get up early. And I was like, want it? She is
• 2:19:20
  throwing it at you. You got another one, yeah, scaring the old
• 2:19:26
  one. Yeah, scaring some random white venmos me by accident. They try
• 2:19:39
  to request it back, but I never sent it. Am I wrong?
• 2:19:43
  Or is this report reparations wrong. That's why you probably gonna have a bad
• 2:19:48
  karma for that. I send it. Man, you don't know what they
• 2:19:52
  needed that for. I was sending that right back. If anybody ever,
• 2:19:56
  like, if anybody ever did that to me, I sent back, like
• 2:20:00
  somebody that happened to me, like maybe like two months ago, somebody accidentally
• 2:20:05
  Apple paid me thinking that I DJ and it was somebody else. Sent that
• 2:20:09
  back immediately, bro, Like I know, I didn't work for it,
• 2:20:11
  and I knew who they, Like, I figured who was supposed to go
• 2:20:15
  to, but I wasn't sure. But I was just like, oh hell,
• 2:20:16
  like, yeah, I don't play with that because I want want somebody
• 2:20:20
  to do that to me. So yeah, I sent that shit back.
• 2:20:24
  Yeah. Now it's like a million dollars. Just delete your funnel of the
• 2:20:30
  money, delete your accounts blocked. I'm going because you had that much in
• 2:20:33
  the first place, you can give me something. I think I accidentally exactly
• 2:20:37
  to be cash happing. First off, somehow you beat the daily Man limit.
• 2:20:43
  Yeah, he got cash plus Yeah, cash at premium. Yeah.
• 2:20:48
  No, I'm definitely sending it back. I accidentally sent keV. I think
• 2:20:52
  it was last year for the Fantasy League. I think I sent him like
• 2:20:54
  three thousand dollars or like god, three hundred and I was like, who
• 2:20:58
  shoot, are you sitting back? Like like like ninety nine percent of that
• 2:21:07
  cap was like, who's this? Actually, nigguld be out all the games.
• 2:21:16
  Now you got these new golf clubs, a new bag too. You
• 2:21:26
  paid for them locked in the target woods. Daughter actually looks mixed. Yeah,
• 2:21:33
  I don't understand. Jeans are stretching this far genetics, that's how it
• 2:21:37
  happens. It's like a no. But she actually looks to his son,
• 2:21:41
  don't look too much like, oh he can be like he does. He
• 2:21:45
  looks mixed, but he doesn't look like black. They look they look the
• 2:21:48
  same to me. Have you seen more like this weekend? Yeah, girl
• 2:21:52
  looks more like, oh yeah, she's black. Maybe that's just me.
• 2:21:56
  They both like black, you know, but I guess, especially her,
• 2:22:01
  like also, I guess the way she styles her hair, like just look
• 2:22:03
  back there, just got He's like surprises himself, you know, because he
• 2:22:13
  tapped me and that like he called me all ship. You was going deep.
• 2:22:18
  He's going deep. I wasn't gonna let you rock. I mean you,
• 2:22:24
  I I feel it just last I'm like, ah, you want to
• 2:22:30
  do one more, it's we're gonna get you back saying that, yeah,
• 2:22:39
  we had a late start, so people starting not know that that was zero.
• 2:22:43
  What happened that that was coke zero? Disgusting certain people. Then holy
• 2:22:48
  ship they stuck. You're saying the coke zeros that, yeah, oh my
• 2:22:52
  god, have you never had cox? It's not that bad zero anything that
• 2:22:56
  has like no sugar, like no, I don't know, guys, I
• 2:22:58
  don't like fake sugar, so I get it. But sorry, last question,
• 2:23:03
  Okay, who should sit in the front seat? Your mom or your
• 2:23:07
  girlfriend? Whoever? The fun is in the front? Nigga, damn call
• 2:23:11
  shotgun? Whoever called shotgun? That's whoever whoever gets to the sea first.
• 2:23:18
  They both sit in the back. Alternate mom sits in the front of the
• 2:23:20
  way there your girls. Actually I'm sitting in the back. Make one of
• 2:23:24
  them was ding you're driving, got to worry about the ship. I'll sit
• 2:23:28
  in the back. Both of y'all sit in the front. I know you
• 2:23:31
  both get card sick, so have fun exactly. God damn, I hate
• 2:23:37
  that question. Yeah, that's why I had to ask it, because that's
• 2:23:39
  that question. All those questions. All right, who should you make a
• 2:23:46
  plate for? First? I mean, I wish somebody made more yourself.
• 2:23:50
  I wish somebody made from me. You should make your own plate, you
• 2:23:54
  said, god mm hm. Asked who should you love more? Who should
• 2:23:56
  you care about more? Your lady, make your plate? Who's care about
• 2:24:00
  more? Your wife or your kids? Your kids? I can replace my
• 2:24:03
  kids and my wife technically, Oh god, I can get a whole new
• 2:24:07
  family already going God m hm. That's probably less work to get rid of
• 2:24:13
  your kids to get right. Mm hmm. It's called cost mother, is
• 2:24:18
  it is it? Probably? Wow? It's multiple. They could be too,
• 2:24:24
  that's multiple like them. You got to think about opportunity costs, Like
• 2:24:31
  your kids are going to cost more money down the line as they get older.
• 2:24:37
  If they're no more kids, no more costs. Get rid of them?
• 2:24:43
  What? Ah? Okay, what do you think we were talking about?
• 2:24:48
  I thought you just talking about just like like abandoning them, No,
• 2:24:52
  getting rid of them, killing damn no, not get rid of them us.
• 2:24:56
  What's what I'm looking for? Like the person I don't know? Abandoned
• 2:25:01
  custody, Yeah, no, custody, yeah, emancipate yourself. Oh,
• 2:25:07
  you could do that. No custody mancipate myself for my family. It's a
• 2:25:11
  very wild thing to do. I know people do it. I know they
• 2:25:15
  do. All right, all right, yeah we good? All right,
• 2:25:18
  then it's not that she's probably already know what the flim flame is going on.
• 2:25:24
  Make sure you check out all the social media uh pages, uh TikTok,
• 2:25:31
  Instagram, Twitter, the like at d the NTS pot what nothing we
• 2:25:39
  got to talk about the thing? Oh all right, yeah, we gotta
• 2:25:46
  we gotta tighten up on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta
• 2:25:50
  show them a little Yeah. Well, lamn, I sure ran thirsty.
• 2:25:56
  It's too late now we gotta put that in the notes. Well, I
• 2:26:00
  mean, you know what, honestly, I took a sup of that coke
• 2:26:03
  zero. It really wasn't hidden. What are you talking about the coke zero?
• 2:26:09
  Yeah? I really didn't like It's okay, you know it would be
• 2:26:13
  better. What you know what is called? He forgot that? You're gonna
• 2:26:22
  say the name? Are you talking about the Magic Mind? Yeah? Well
• 2:26:30
  that's not really like a drink. It's like a little supplement nutritional thing.
• 2:26:35
  Well, I saw you drink it, so I thought it was like a
• 2:26:37
  little it's just a little boost. It's pretty good. Ye, a little
• 2:26:39
  bit, you have something a little yeah, the little sample. I mean
• 2:26:43
  no, no, we all took it and he's pretty good. One that
• 2:26:46
  hasn't had this yet. Yeah, because you didn't want take it. Because
• 2:26:48
  you he was like, it gets great, a little healthy my stomach,
• 2:26:54
  it's gonna be my stomach felt bad though it has good B vitamins B twelve
• 2:26:58
  B three ashra Ganda. You know. Yeah, we told you make vitality
• 2:27:05
  and that's why he was like, oh, let me get that now.
• 2:27:09
  I want to I didn't want to see. I don't know. I don't
• 2:27:16
  know what saying all that. I don't know. I did want to add
• 2:27:20
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• 2:27:26
  Sprouts farm markets. I don't know. We don't have those nearby, but
• 2:27:30
  people that are listening, there's one in like like Martin, there's the Sprouts
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  its Street, but it's one. It's one like out here, like I
• 2:27:41
  want to say, I want to say around the Marlton area. Is one
• 2:27:43
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  magicmind dot com slash nts look at that. So yes, go pick you
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• 2:28:05
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  of stuff. Also discounts on merch. Did I say merch? Kennan,
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  I think I did say merch? You talk about merch for the holidays,
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  Eason Michael, Yes, I did you, Dusty bitch, we got merch
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  out. Why don't you go to the mothers fugging link tree and you can
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  get some merch. We got hoodies, we got mugs, we got t
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  shirt, we got mugs, crop top hoodies. We got crop top hoodies
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  for them or the guys just want to show their bellies, or for the
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  ladies or for the men wherever ones they wanted to have the they belly button
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  out. Only are the people with anies though, don't have your audi out
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  and something that's disgusting. Excuse me, don't you you You cover up that
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  audi. You hide your shame from God my belly. But something happened if
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  you have an audi and your motherfucking belly looks like a motherfucking Digglet do not
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  have that ship out in the open end. I used to be able to
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  pop out my belly button. Why why what do you mean why like like
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  just push it out, just like if I just like move my stomach,
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  world just go not to good a belly button boner. But now I can't.
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  I think you got the belly button bonus. Yeah, I need some
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  belly buttons. C alis heard a belly button. That's the rest of your
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  penis trying to fight to get out. Oh so now it went back into
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  my body. Well, you know that you got a extra like inch or
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  two inches inside your body. That's what the that's what the streets said.
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  You had to come to the forefront. I mean, there's that surgery that
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  you can like have like something cut and then it just like it starts hanging
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  a little lower and getting a little extra, get a little more hanged.
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  If that's something interested in, I might look into some research for that.
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  Tell them, like I said, keep your audies to your goddamn self.
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  That shit is nasty also, you know, but also get that merch what
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  else anything else? Oh? Po box number two seven six in Burlington,
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  New Jersey. That's PO box number two seven six in Burlington, New Jersey,
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  zip code zero eight zero one six, Burlington, New Jersey. Be
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  you all are l I n g A b X Y m O Z.
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  It may take us a little while to get there from Delaware, but we
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  will come and pick it up. If you leave us something, we'll take
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  the hour plus drive to b U R l I n G t O and
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  Burlington, New Jersey. Okay, why we chose that pou one of the
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  non descript location far away from our homes in Delaware so that we gotta be
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  scared of him? No more about his power is depleted. He might use
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  his last ounce to take us out. Yeah, he might use his last
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  little vindictive bit to take us out. And if he does, you're gonna
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  have to come to Delaware to see me. Niggle. Gotta step on one
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  more little guy before you go get come to the come to the land of
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  the first state, Niggle tax free. You know what I mean? Uh?
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  And I think that's that's that is how you do it. Oh No,
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  that's no. Anybody have anything, no nothing, We're not reading the
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  book. No, we already I'm tired. I'm tired. I don't want
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  Sorry, guys, we're gonna have to. I have an idea for the
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  book, but I'll just as we're going on talk about it. Okay,
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  So instead of you, yeah, instead of reading like every single page,
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  I think we'll have to like I could just look through, skip over to
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  something, skip skip to the next highlights to descriptive because like Bron, we've
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  we've read so much. It feels like we read so much. We haven't
• 2:33:41
  read it, but we haven't read anything. I don't. I don't think
• 2:33:43
  we've read twenty pages. We haven't. We haven't gotten to a single issue.
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  We have just and what she came into and the niggas was kissing.
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  Yeah, it was a quick problem. She got over really quick, very
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  quick. Haven't gotten anywhere, Like it's still the opening credits, there's the
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  pilot episode. Chick said, it's not getting her husband, not getting picked
• 2:34:11
  up anything. No, this is definitely gonna be a Zoo series. It's
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  definitely on Zeus right after right after Batty's East. No, I think the
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  guy do Baddies North now Batty's Midwest, mid Battie's Appellation, battis Minnesota,
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  Batti's Missasauga. Found if the business is true, If the business is true,
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  found you can't be tracking on their YACHTI found he left her mom's in
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  the hood. If someone needs to smoke that you family. Yeah, that's
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  ugly, that's horrible. Their worst accent. But we're still going. I
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  don't know, I press the button, Oh yeah, yeah, Okay bye,