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HIGHLIGHT The Woody Show March 5th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: A lot of ways to be a part of things, calling,
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  Speaker 1: in texting, in social media. At the Woody Show. You
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  Speaker 1: can send us an email email at woodieshow dot com.
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  Speaker 1: This is Chris Howdy Woody Show. I'll just talk about
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  Speaker 1: unpopular opinions. Has made me want to share my most
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  Speaker 1: recent one with y'all. It's probably gonna ruffle some feathers,
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  Speaker 1: but that's why it's unpopular, I guess, yeah, exactly. I
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  Speaker 1: am no longer impressed with people finishing a half or
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  Speaker 1: full marathon unless it's really fast or you overcame some
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  Speaker 1: sort of handicap to do it. I believe that anyone
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  Speaker 1: who can comfortably walk can do this with little or
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  Speaker 1: no training. Will suck, yes, will you walk a lot
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  Speaker 1: and take a ton of breaks, absolutely, But can you
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  Speaker 1: physically do it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the mental part of it either,
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  Speaker 1: only you can make you do whatever, But physically anybody
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  Speaker 1: can do it. Before you jump on me about this,
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  Speaker 1: my primary example is my boy Menace.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: He watched for miles on somewhat of a whim with
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  Speaker 1: zero prep. As far as any of us know, I
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  Speaker 1: know you'll wonder if I myself have done this, and
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  Speaker 1: yes I have, both in an official race context and
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  Speaker 1: also just for funzies. So fun anyway, that's my take.
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  Speaker 1: Love y'all, and please don't host an event. Oh and
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  Speaker 1: please host an event here in Austin so I could
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  Speaker 1: see your beautiful faces, don't that's from Harvey. Oh and
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  Speaker 1: this is ps menace. I just attended a NASCAR race
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  Speaker 1: for the first time last weekend, and you absolutely have
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  Speaker 1: to experience it.
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  Speaker 2: One day. I was blown away. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I have gone to a NASCAR race, but not like
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  Speaker 4: a full blown, like huge one like Daytona or anything
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  Speaker 4: like that. And man, I mean I go to f one,
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  Speaker 4: but dude, NASCAR is so loud it rattles your whole body.
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  Speaker 2: It's insane. Yeah. Yeah, crowd.
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  Speaker 4: Seems like Jordan is killing it right now too, Michael Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: I heard of him.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I didn't know how to give out the
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  Speaker 4: full name.
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  Speaker 2: Well I didn't know what you're talking about, Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: Well, when you just say it like that in the
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  Speaker 1: context of NASCAR's like, I thought it was just some driver.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay. Then once you said that, I'm like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he does. I knew that he had a team I
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  Speaker 2: wasn't I wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: Connecting that right scream yeah yeah yeah, But the morning
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  Speaker 4: I seem as one like the past three races, I believe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I disagree though, because if you walk a certain distance,
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  Speaker 2: anybody can do that, quote unquote, but running it, that's
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  Speaker 2: a world of difference.
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  Speaker 3: It does suck.
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  Speaker 2: Like I ran this one race just for quote fun
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  Speaker 2: with a group of friends, and it was seven miles,
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  Speaker 2: I believe, And the next day I got out of bed,
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  Speaker 2: this is with no running training, got out of bed
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  Speaker 2: to stand up and fell on the floor and it
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  Speaker 2: was it affected me like crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think the point is, like it's just about
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  Speaker 1: because when they had the sticker on the car or
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  Speaker 1: the you know, you got the whatever that you got
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  Speaker 1: the metal. Well, yeah, nobody knows if you walked round
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  Speaker 1: like what percentage of it? Only you will really know,
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  Speaker 1: like how much did you really walk? How much did
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  Speaker 1: you really run? Three?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah I ran the marathon?
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  Speaker 2: Well did you? You could have walked the whole thing
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  Speaker 2: and just told everybody that you ran.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but wouldn't it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know enough about marathons, but they'd be packed
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  Speaker 5: up if you took a long time, right, funny.
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  Speaker 6: Thing I do like I do like when the news
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  Speaker 6: comes back for the last people to cross at like
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  Speaker 6: ten o'clock at night, I think that's greair.
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  Speaker 3: So it's still there, the finish line is still set up.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, well there's still people running quote unquote for a month.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I give like props to anybody just to
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  Speaker 4: even walk twenty six miles.
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  Speaker 2: It's not fun.
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  Speaker 1: In medicine day, he did it forty one Yeah, forty
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  Speaker 1: one mile, forty one miles officially.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no breaks, no breaks, I'll guess.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Morgan, you had some questions from the people. Morgan
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  Speaker 1: goes to the emails and stuff like that and she
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  Speaker 1: collects these these questions that people hit us up with.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, sometimes text will slip through you guys won't
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  Speaker 7: catch So we'll have a list of them here. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: we'll start with one for the group from the five
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  Speaker 7: four zero. When you guys talk outside of work, like
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  Speaker 7: in your phones, do you call each other by your
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  Speaker 7: real names or do you say like Woody menace? And
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  Speaker 7: then he also wants to know, like how are people
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  Speaker 7: saved in your phone? Like is it saved as wood?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I've always called menace, menace. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: know his name is Jason, like you know, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, it's just but he
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  Speaker 1: would answer but the same way I answered Woody Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird.
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  Speaker 4: Like when I'm think twice about it, when I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 6: Your wife, I try to say Jeff, but it doesn't
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  Speaker 6: come out of my mouth easily.
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  Speaker 2: It's the only person that I feel calls him jeff
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  Speaker 2: is as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm trying to, like.
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  Speaker 2: And if I say it, I think it's like borderline creepy.
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  Speaker 2: I know, me too, creepy, Like I don't even refer
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  Speaker 2: to you as Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: The kid calls your uncle Woody, not uncle Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, and I say Medis.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, it's not even a conscious thought. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even think twice about that. So I think it's
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  Speaker 1: just how you know people and from where you know them.
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  Speaker 1: So in radio, when you know them from work, it's
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  Speaker 1: whatever people typically address them by, like whatever they're using
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  Speaker 1: on the air.
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  Speaker 6: Would you think it was weird if we all of
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  Speaker 6: a sudden we're like, oh, Jeff, we don't think it
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  Speaker 6: wouldn't It wouldn't even Yeah, it wouldn't stand out as
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  Speaker 6: weird to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wouldn't. It wouldn't stand out.
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  Speaker 4: I would think it would be condescending.
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  Speaker 1: No, some people, some people try to be that way.
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  Speaker 1: They think they got you, and it's like it's not
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  Speaker 1: a secret. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've talked about. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like I or you know, menace over here and tries
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  Speaker 1: to keep it a secret. It's just these are what
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  Speaker 1: He's a dumb name. I got stuck with forever ago
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  Speaker 1: when I was very early in my career and I
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  Speaker 1: had no choice. The guy didn't like the name Jeff
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  Speaker 1: on the air, so it wouldn't stand out, it wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be memorable, and so I got stuck with the nickname
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  Speaker 1: Woody from a movie trailer Wesley Snipes Woody Harrelson is
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  Speaker 1: called money Train. It was coming out that week. So
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  Speaker 1: that's how I ended up with. There's no big story,
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  Speaker 1: there's no big whatever. It's not like I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: like hide from what I'm not. So I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's it's not a it's not a gotcha
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  Speaker 1: thing when you go how's it going, Jeff meat, because
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  Speaker 1: they're saying it away like I know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, it's not a secret.
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  Speaker 6: Although the other way around, when your wife gets drunk,
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  Speaker 6: she's like, okay, what.
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  Speaker 2: She's mad.
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  Speaker 1: It's like how your mom would use your full name,
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  Speaker 1: your government a yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Your goubment name. Now we should point out to this
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  Speaker 2: person we call Sammy Sammy because we're not allowed to
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  Speaker 2: call her beginning.
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  Speaker 1: Every once in a while, if I am trying to
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  Speaker 1: get to her about something, I will say Sam.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't improve it.
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  Speaker 8: Know.
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  Speaker 5: The thing is actually menace. Calls me Sam quite a bit.
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  Speaker 5: If it feels comfortable to you at this point, you
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  Speaker 5: call me Sam. I'm not gonna say no, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Not the rule.
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  Speaker 2: Though, I'll go like, hello Sam. It doesn't happen very often.
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  Speaker 5: No, but you you'll do Samantha too, Samantha. When he
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  Speaker 5: says Samantha, I'll call him Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Samantha.
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  Speaker 4: Call Sam all I call her Sam without thinking about it.
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  Speaker 5: Right, if it comes natural, that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are friends.
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  Speaker 1: Greg.
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  Speaker 2: This is for you.
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  Speaker 7: When Greg Gory was married to a woman, did he
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  Speaker 7: ever give mouth parties?
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  Speaker 2: Of course you did? Did you enjoy it?
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  Speaker 3: Or did you did I eat your life?
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  Speaker 4: Did you enjoy it.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 2: I think most dudes would enjoy a mouth party regardless. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: did you give? Did you give?
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  Speaker 9: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: I did?
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  Speaker 2: Of course. Did I enjoy it?
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  Speaker 4: To be honest, no, yeah, I wouldn't enjoy it, nor.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how straight men enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: That's the same question.
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  Speaker 2: It's great, I mean so giving and receiving, yes, I
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  Speaker 2: did my favorite place to eat.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Receiving is easy. But yeah, but giving? Did I do it? Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Thank god, y'all are hard wired for that, because I
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  Speaker 6: couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: What I mean, well, I don't know how you suck
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  Speaker 2: a d it's easy. Yeah, that's actually a good How.
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  Speaker 9: Do you.
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  Speaker 2: You say that? Yeah, you say that, but it's it's
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  Speaker 2: just like but there's.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody like flaps. I know, it's so they're so gross.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get how like we guys are like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: but the you know, the woman's body is beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Like is it? I mean the body as a whole.
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  Speaker 3: It's awesome to area to just really get in the
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  Speaker 3: nooks and cranny. No, thanks, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Great, bless you. I want to say something I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how if it crosses Let's let's.
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  Speaker 1: See if you do you need to run a buy
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  Speaker 1: me first.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, we're gonna put it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll put We're gonna put everybody on hold held on
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  Speaker 1: for a second.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be just just just don't go in.
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  Speaker 1: We're not taking a commercial moder it's just hang on, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I think I figured that we can because yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 2: so he said. Greg says.
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  Speaker 1: The worst part about that for him, uh like like
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  Speaker 1: for doing that with or girl, is uh feeling like
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  Speaker 1: uh her body heat on your tongue. Yes, so you can,
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  Speaker 1: you can, you can, you can decipher concerting.
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  Speaker 2: It was okay and right about you know, it's complicated.
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  Speaker 3: It seems very good.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's it's good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here a text finger looking good.
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  Speaker 3: Oh there you go.
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  Speaker 1: What we are ready for around a fat chick, skinny chick. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is March. It's March Fatness that for gonna be
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  Speaker 1: as good a time as any too. Uh you know,
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  Speaker 1: we do the March Fatness challenge that any chick I.
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  Speaker 10: Know it's speaking of which I may have to beat
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  Speaker 10: it up to the graassiers and gets an Instacart order.
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  Speaker 10: I've ordered all the better goods pizzas for us for
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  Speaker 10: the fat March Fatness, not for.
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  Speaker 1: A challenge, just to to have.
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  Speaker 2: Part run outside.
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  Speaker 1: So these are the pizzas that we heard about from
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  Speaker 1: Rich to Miro right on Tech of all People, Walmart
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  Speaker 1: Brand of all Things, and Walmart fantastic. Yeah they're really good.
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  Speaker 1: Is it the best piece you've ever had? Probably not,
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  Speaker 1: but it's really good.
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  Speaker 2: But it's good.
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  Speaker 1: And for the price, it's the best take home.
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  Speaker 4: It's like imported for mental it's restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: It's totally restauranting, right, it is a restaurant. Yeah, so good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, Fat Chick, Skinny Chick.
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  Speaker 1: So we have a volunteer who's going to answer some questions,
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  Speaker 1: very simple questions. You guys can play along and then
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  Speaker 1: text your guests fat or Skinny over to two two
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  Speaker 1: nine eight seven and then, uh, we'll get the answer
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  Speaker 1: because the only person that knows is Morgan. She's the
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  Speaker 1: one that takes all the volunteers. Which about If you
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  Speaker 1: want to be a volunteer for a future around the
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  Speaker 1: Fat Chicks Can Eat Chick, just send us an email
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  Speaker 1: email at the woodieshow dot com. And we have a picture.
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  Speaker 1: It's folded up on this piece of paper in front
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  Speaker 1: of everybody.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: The only person who knows is Morgan. Now our volunteer.
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  Speaker 1: She gets a prize just for being a good sport.
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  Speaker 1: Let's meet our volunteer. Let's see, let's go to Erica. Hi, Erica, Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Erica. All right, I'm already making Oh I like that.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, twelve year listener.
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  Speaker 1: So now, Erica, just just clarify for anybody who's listening, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe they're.
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  Speaker 2: Doing this, putting her through this.
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  Speaker 1: Did did anybody drag you off the street and put
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  Speaker 1: a gun to your head and tell you that you
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  Speaker 1: had to do this?
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  Speaker 5: More?
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  Speaker 1: Was this a completely voluntary thing? You signed up to
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  Speaker 1: play the game?
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  Speaker 2: Correct?
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  Speaker 1: Correct?
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  Speaker 2: All right, now that's settled.
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  Speaker 3: Glad, We're clear.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So we have we have some time, we
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  Speaker 1: have some time on the clock, and everybody just states
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  Speaker 1: to answer or ask the questions. Please, Erica, just give
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  Speaker 1: us your honest answers to these questions. Fat chick, skinny chick?
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  Speaker 1: Who wants to go first?
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  Speaker 11: Speaking of pizza, describe your favorite pizza order and or
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  Speaker 11: what's your favorite takeout?
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  Speaker 2: You know, big chain pizza restaurant?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the chain? So no local mom and pop places?
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  Speaker 1: But all the big chain, like what what why do
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  Speaker 1: you like them? What's your go to chain? And then
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  Speaker 1: what's your go to h order from that place?
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  Speaker 9: Caesar's probably okay, yeah, their bread spit, their breadsticks specifically,
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  Speaker 9: probably like you know garlic, you know, so I don't
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  Speaker 9: already I don't really go yeah, and then honestly, just
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  Speaker 9: they're basic, okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right, just can teach you how to make that?
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  Speaker 2: All right? What kind of what kind of milk do
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  Speaker 2: you buy?
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  Speaker 9: Whole milk and almond milk?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Interesting?
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  Speaker 9: Depending on I use it for different things, depending on
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  Speaker 9: what I'm using it for.
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  Speaker 2: Are you a fan of animated movies?
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  Speaker 9: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? How old are you?
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  Speaker 9: I am thirty four?
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  Speaker 2: Thirty four?
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  Speaker 3: More specifically, are you a fan of anime?
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  Speaker 9: I am a fan of anime. My husband and I
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  Speaker 9: just went to go watch the Demon Slayer movie in
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  Speaker 9: theaters s on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're married.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have any kids?
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  Speaker 9: I do. I have a one and a half year
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  Speaker 9: old or eighteen months that.
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  Speaker 2: Some people say, yeah, okay, what do you do for
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  Speaker 2: a living?
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  Speaker 9: I am a marketing manager, so best job.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, But did you go into the office or you
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  Speaker 2: work from home?
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  Speaker 9: Hybrid hybrid so half. Yeah, first part of the week
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  Speaker 9: is in office and then the last part of the
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  Speaker 9: week is at home.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of what group of kids did you roll
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  Speaker 2: with in high school?
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  Speaker 9: Like?
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  Speaker 2: What group were you part of?
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  Speaker 1: Jocks, geeks, outcast, somewhere in the middle.
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  Speaker 9: Probably somewhere in the middle. I hung out like the
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  Speaker 9: group of people I hung out with in high school,
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  Speaker 9: Like we had some theater people, we had some track people,
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  Speaker 9: we had some like people from the yearbooks. There weren't
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  Speaker 9: there wasn't like really a big distinction during high school,
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  Speaker 9: Like there weren't like major groups like that, at least
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  Speaker 9: not that I was part of.
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  Speaker 4: Okay during that time period. Did you shop that hot topic?
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  Speaker 9: Yes? I had my email made for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, very interesting. A two part question. How long have
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  Speaker 2: you been married?
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  Speaker 9: I've been married. We got married January twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Four, soy so recently. And do you still have like
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  Speaker 2: lots of wedding photos framed and around your house?
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  Speaker 9: I do? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have like signs up around the house ward art? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like does the laundry or love.
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  Speaker 2: Breze ticket drink?
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  Speaker 9: So I did, probably before having a kid. Now that
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  Speaker 9: I have a kid, not as much like clutter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, would you would you rather drive or be the passenger?
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  Speaker 9: I rather drive.
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  Speaker 3: I think what's your favorite foot where.
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  Speaker 9: I have these like Crocs slippers, not like the crocs
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  Speaker 9: with like the holes where you put like the things
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  Speaker 9: they have like the little Yeah, they have like these
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  Speaker 9: slippers that are you know those like Crocs has just
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  Speaker 9: normal slippers.
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  Speaker 2: When's the last time? When's the last time you weighed yourself?
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  Speaker 9: Maybe two months ago?
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  Speaker 4: And do you go to the gym or workout in anyway?
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  Speaker 9: I do? Yeah, I try to go to the gym maybe.
• 15:44
  Speaker 9: I mean I would say on average three times a week.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Can you have a food that is considered a zero
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: point food and weight Watchers.
• 15:51
  Speaker 9: It's like mostly vegetables, right, like broccoli?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Do you shop on Facebook Marketplace?
• 15:59
  Speaker 9: I do?
• 15:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Us, let's talk talks about some stuff you've gotten on there?
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  Speaker 11: Uh?
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  Speaker 9: Mostly I would probably say mostly stuff for my daughter,
• 16:11
  Speaker 9: like you know, because kids kind of burned through things
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: and I don't like paying full price smart so I
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: usually try to get like books or I think the
• 16:21
  Speaker 9: most recent thing I got was or like something I'm
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: actually trying to find right now is like a play
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: thing for her for outside. So I'm trying to trying
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: to get that.
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: A friend Julianne found one of those on the side
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: of the freewayed it up.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Picked up part of it.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Did you play an instrument in high school or a
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: sport in high school? Yeah?
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: I did both. I played flutes and I played soccer.
• 16:47
  Speaker 9: I was a goalkeeper.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I'd been locked for a little bit, but
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: we just got what.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: What color is your hair?
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 16:58
  Speaker 9: Brownish black?
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's just the natural color.
• 17:01
  Speaker 11: And have you a now or have you ever had
• 17:03
  Speaker 11: any kind of unusual piercing other than ear rings?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Unusual pier Are you an iphoner or an Android person.
• 17:18
  Speaker 9: iPhone?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: And do you wear makeup on a daily basis?
• 17:22
  Speaker 9: I wear it to work.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Have you participated in any kind of like cause based
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: march in the past year?
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: No?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: No marches?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going over my littlest of quet. Got that. Wah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: That's when it comes to not that you drink it
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: all the time, but even if you do regular soda
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: or diet soda.
• 17:47
  Speaker 9: If I drink soda, it's usually Coke.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Zero cook zero.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: So good.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Pets good one.
• 17:58
  Speaker 9: I do have a pet.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I have a dog, dog dog like a real dog
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: or a purse dog.
• 18:05
  Speaker 9: Multitude. Yeah, my husband says it's.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Our cat, legal cat. Are you uh? Are you? Are
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: you open to anal?
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: I am yeah?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Nice?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: You're locked, yeah, unlocked, You're locked. Locked, locked, We're locked,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: We're locked. Okay, all right, uh man's what I know.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: But I tell you like both my columns are even.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh mine is so uneven. Okay, just playing it up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: What for the microphone?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you. I'll tell you exactly what I
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: have any here you want to hear? Okay?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Uh So in the fat column, I have little Caesars
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: because hot and ready. You need to right anime hot topic.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: She wants to drive as supposed to be. The passenger
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: prints us croc slippers. She knew what a zero point
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: food was. She's got a young kid, so there's still
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: a chance about like the baby way kind of stuff.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Desk job anal Okay, now, skinny side. The name Erica,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I think that sounds like a skinny name.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a pretty name.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Whole milk. I put the same way I do with
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you know, the chicks who drink regular soda are typically
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: skinny chicks. Fat chicks drink diet or fat people drink
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: diet sodas. Yeah she did. But you know the fact
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: that she even purchases the whole milk, the theater and
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: the track kids hanging out with them. I put that
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: in a skinny column. She weighed herself two months ago.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: It's not really like you know, every day, right exactly,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: So it's not really top of mind, flute. I have
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: that as a skinny thing. She played soccer, soccer. I mean,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: you're on the soccer team at all. It's a lot
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: of running on what iPhone I have in her skinny
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: And she's not been any kind of protest march.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: This one actually, for me, could go either way. What
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: did you have for she goes to the gym three
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: times a week?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: That was a neutral yeah, same, Yeah, that was along
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: with the coke zero right right there in the middle.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: But if I had to guess, I'm gonna like, I'm
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: locking in skinny. Hmm, interesting, I'm locking in skinny.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: I started skinny. And but yeah, the the anime, the
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: Little Caesars, the one and a half year old, I mean,
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: come on, give her a break, Okay, the croc slippers.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm going I'm.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Going fat, all right, Gena says fat, Greg Gory, I
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: am also leaning skinny.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yours in my lists were very similar wood he although
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I did have having lots of wedding pictures around the
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: house under my fat column. Yeah why like what like?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: What like? Once you get married and and it's been
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: a couple of years and you still have the wedding
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: photos out, it's such a big deal to you. That
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I think is because.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: You're fat, because you're memorializing the best you've ever looked.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you locking in on? I'm gonna lock
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: it skinny? Any Greg? Okay menace?
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Well, uh, she sounds skinny, but pizza, fat milk she
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: kind of has skinny milk, anime, fat kids, fat hot topic,
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• 21:20
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• 21:24
  Speaker 2: All right? Now.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: The one thing about the pizza is that we just
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: asked her, like, what's her favorite pizza place? We didn't say,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: do you like pizza or you love pizza?
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: Should go to that's the cheapest, easiest, most carbs for
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: your buck.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah hell yeah, you know, And look this is my lifestyle.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I got you, I feel Yeah, all.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Right, Sammy, I locked in it skinny and something that
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: weighed very heavily on the skinny side for me was
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: was playing flute because she doesn't want to have a big,
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: heavy instrument. If you're little, you want to smallest one possible.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: And I think Flinn at band camp and for soccer,
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: being the goalie is skinny to me. You have to
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: be quick, you have to die, I know, but you have.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: To take up more space than the goal.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: No, but you have to be quick. That goal is
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: so big.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Any soccer goalie that I have personally known has been
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: skinny and.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Ship you've got to cover ground.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so I'm going skinny.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, if.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: There were a fat position on a soccer team, what
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: would it be?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be okay.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: But being the fattest person on the soccer team does
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: that mean school?
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: High school, elementary, elementary? You're you're jumping out.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Being the skinniest person on the Wooden Show doesn't necessarily mean.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: But again, if you're in elementary, you.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Had to pick you guys are dancing around the point
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: on that.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, your full back.
• 22:51
  Speaker 11: And we were talking about and talk about the flute,
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah okay, but you're missing the entire effect. She was
• 22:56
  Speaker 11: on the band to begin with, people, come on, okay,
• 23:00
  Speaker 11: instrument she's playing necessarily. The only thing, the only thing
• 23:03
  Speaker 11: that really leaned itself skinny was she didn't have any
• 23:06
  Speaker 11: stupid colored hair or stupid facial piercings, so which which,
• 23:09
  Speaker 11: you know, hot people don't need to kind of throw
• 23:11
  Speaker 11: things at the wall to try to look to try
• 23:13
  Speaker 11: to distract. But yeah, fat this is a fatville us
• 23:16
  Speaker 11: a popular population her all right, okay.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Brutal, but again I support many of her lifestyle choices. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: like Kevin a kid's time.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, now now we're gonna find out what we
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: got going on here. By the way, thank you everybody
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: who's texting your guesses over to two to nine eight seven.
• 23:36
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• 23:41
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• 23:44
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• 23:55
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• 24:01
  Speaker 9: In my before I got married, so brought a muscle,
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: stayed on luckily. So yeah, the.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Arms, look at her arms are a tone.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: This is shocking. I mean, not only is she skinny,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: she's like.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like yeah, you're like legit, sin look.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: At those arms.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: She could kick on you, damn.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And this this really is the point of this entire game,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: you know, is that you think you have it and
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, totally judging, I had it, and I
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: had it, yeah, by the preference of.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Pizza faces cover. But you know who you look like?
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: You look like, uh, Pete Davidson's baby mama.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with like a little hatey compliment.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little Haley Bieber thrown in there.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Well, Erica, thank you so much.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Suck it. Although you are standing in front of an
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: unmade bed in this.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe she just.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Got out of it. You proud of that though.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Erica, hang on a second. Well, we'll
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: get you all set up with your prize. Thank you
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: for me a volunteer here for fat.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: That was crazy, all right, yeah, mega skinny.
• 25:06
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• 25:08
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• 25:09
  Speaker 2: You know, just just went with that.
• 25:11
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• 25:17
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• 25:36
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• 25:38
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• 25:39
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• 25:40
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