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Gummy Bear & Hot Dog Day!! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.15.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Yesterday was a very, this whole past
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  weekend, it was just a little nice to get out
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  of St. Pete for a second. When you leave your
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  home, it makes you kind of appreciate your home.
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  Oh my god, so the last time I spoke to you guys
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  was about 8 .30 on Monday morning. I was hungover,
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  but not too bad. I was like manageable hungover
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  in my Jacksonville hotel room. And I drove to
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  a few places yesterday. The first place I drove
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  to was Jacksonville Beach Cababar. My homie up
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  there, Gabe, he works at Eternal Cababar. and
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  jacksonville beach cover up there and good old
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  jacksonville so it was very nice to make a friend
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  and that was a very good so then i of course
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  have uh my session with my shrink while i have
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  a four and a half hour drive home from uh jacksonville
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  to st pete Of course, I don't know if it's because
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  I was driving around the trees or whatnot, but
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  I was starting to really cut out like that. It
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  was really annoying. But we fought through it,
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  and I had a good session with my therapist over
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  at counselinguncalled .net, so I did that. And
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  I'm like any true tourist. I went to St. Augustine.
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  Mm -hmm. No, not the fountain of youth or the
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  brick roads. I went to Buc -ee's. It's not bad.
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  Let me first say, I have no idea why Buc -ee's
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  is not like in between Tampa and Orlando or something
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  or anything. I don't understand why Tampa Bay
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  gets robbed of Buc -ee's, but we do. A little
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  too country for me. I'm not really a country
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  guy. It's also really big in there. But you don't
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  want to stay in a langoustine. I did the typical
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  Bucky's experience. I wasn't really trying to
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  have a brisket while driving four hours home.
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  So what I did was I got birthday cake caramel
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  popcorn and a nice cup of joe. Six dollars later,
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  I'm like, this is fine. You got the birthday
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  cake, popcorn to eat while driving through Daytona
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  on the outskirts. And then, you know, the cameo
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  over and over in the car. And I was having a
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  good drive, you know. I was listening back to
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  my podcast to critique it. And I helped make
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  time go by. Then I have this psychotic thing
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  I do. It's something I kind of keep to myself.
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  No, it's nothing bad. It's just at the end of
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  each workday, I listen to a bunch of different
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  radio shows, sign -offs and stuff, like Mecca
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  and T -Man and Two Guys and Chris, like the last
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  times they were on air. And I listen to it in
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  like a certain row to kind of like say, okay,
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  I'm done with work for the day. and I did that,
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  which pretty much took me to the ride home. So
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  it was kind of like another work day. I mean,
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  I partied on Saturday about losing my cat, and
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  Sunday, just now by saying partying about almost
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  losing my cat, I looked around the room, but
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  I'm at work. That was a lot. But the drive's
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  going well, and you got the option on Daytona.
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  You can just gradually feel Florida getting hotter
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  as you head up. You had more south. Because it
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  was kind of flat in Jacksonville. It wasn't hot.
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  It wasn't cold. It was very strange. Okay. But
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  what happened was, right as I got on the I -4,
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  you know, drive through downtown Orlando and
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  see the Amway Center, I believe it's called,
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  and all the Mickey ears and all the glory that
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  is known as the tourist drive notice Orlando.
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  And you're driving through it. You know what
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  I mean? I have my cat in the front seat, and
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  I'm like, it's kind of hot in here, isn't it,
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  Luna? It feels a little hot. I don't know what's
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  going on. Let me turn up the air. Oh, the air
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  is at the lowest at 58. Oh, it's up. And you
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  have that moment where you're like, oh. I think
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  my air conditioning. I need some new coolant
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  or whatever. But my air conditioning is no longer
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  working. And I have another 90 minutes until
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  I go home. And it's getting freaking hotter as
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  we approach the Bay Area. And my poor cat. You
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  ever seen it? There's a few analogies I have.
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  Do you remember in the Super Mario game where
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  Super Mario 64, where if he got tired, Mario
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  would go... Sounds like something else. That
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  was limited. Here, let me see. I got a little
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  bit of it right here. This is the Super Mario.
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  Yeah, there we go. I did. This is what I think
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  of my show. So my cat starts going, huh, huh,
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  huh, huh. And all of a sudden, her tongue's out
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  like at the dog, and I'm like, ah, goody, goody
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  gumdrops. My cat is overheated. Well, we made
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  it home, and oh, man, is she bougie. Right when
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  she got into my nice air -conditioned house,
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  she's back to normal. It's like animals have
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  to be dramatic to let you know they don't like
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  the current situation. Like I always come through
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  and I wasn't just going to leave you hanging.
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  No, I wouldn't do that to my baby girl. This
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  is getting weird. I'm definitely a psychopath.
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  I'm doing a show where I'm talking to my cat
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  at work. And then there's this headline that
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  I will take seriously. I can't stand how locally
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  the area simps. All the politicians do for the
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  thing that is known as Duke Energy. Kiss my ass.
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  It is absolutely unbelievable that there's not
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  another option. Happy Hot Topic. While happening
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  today, city leaders in Clearwater are considering
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  their next steps with Duke Energy. Yeah, we all
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  know a few of the politicians are in bed with
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  Duke. Because they have no girl to build. Council
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  members will be discussing a potential new contract
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  with the company during a workshop today. I bet
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  that workshop's going to be so beneficial for
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  the residents. They can barely afford to bail.
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  Oh, what up, Beth? It's so hot. Get some more
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  details about this. The local news needs to work
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  on that five -second delay. Hey, good morning.
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  So this agreement would sign the city of Clearwater
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  up for another three decades. Are you serious,
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  dude? 30 years of Duke Energy that can't come
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  up with any other ideas? Is that how lazy the
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  politicians that get elected deserve us? Is that
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  how lazy they are? Duke Energy comes a really
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  short time after city leaders consider ditching
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  Duke altogether. But they didn't have the guts
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  and credibility because it would come up, it
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  would actually have to be that they'd have to
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  come up with ideas. And politicians are stupid.
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  These are going to be topics of discussion when
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  council members gather here at Clearwater Library
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  for a work session this afternoon. Ah, it's going
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  to be so beneficial and productive. Kiss my ass.
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  Clearwater leaders are eyeing a new deal with...
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  Bunch of dumb boomers. ...Energy. Documents outline
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  a 30 -year agreement with the company. We're
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  just trying to do the right things. I'm going
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  to be honest. Y 'all never do the right thing
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  because you're stupid. ... Oh, yeah. You know
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  what today is? Today is hump day. I hope you
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  all get laid. I hope I get laid. It's been a
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  minute. Oh, jeez. And now, back to the Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,
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  FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Rude. Aggressive. Those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three!
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  One, two, three, go! Welcome to... Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm
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  -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes! No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All
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  right. starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh yeah! It is
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  hump day And hopefully you all get laid out there
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  All your dreams come true I know I am playing
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  this music I'm gonna start out the show With
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  some cute coffee But it's gonna be consumption
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  of anything If you got your three -letter little
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  smoke next to you. If you got alcohol. Have them.
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  Create them. Coffee. Energy drinks. Soda. Water.
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  Especially if you're dehydrated in Florida. I
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  got Cuban coffee in a Yeti cup here. Because
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  we got to make sure that the coffee doesn't spill
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  in the studios. Because that would be bad. So
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  I got my Cuban coffee here. You guys want to
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  consume it together? And makes me hyper. Again.
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  Let me take a real gulp like a man. I'm so manly.
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  I'm drinking Cuban coffee with vanilla cream.
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  Mm -hmm. All right, let me chug this bitch. Oh,
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  yeah. I'm so caffeinated right now. Woo. Ba -toop
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  -yum. We'll definitely have a little bit of what
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  you like to call a caffeine crash. But until
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  then, we'll figure it out. We're hanging out.
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  856 -49 -HOPPY. By the way, today is National
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  Gummy Bear and Hot Dog Day, which is similar
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  to what I had for dinner last night. Nah. I had
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  fried chicken and Starbridge jelly beans. Close
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  enough. Can you tell I had the munchies when
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  I was doing that? All right. We have some news
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  going on in the world of radio. Let's start with
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  radio news. Payola playlist rigged like monsoon.
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  Fake callers on the line, they rehearse too soon.
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  Truth hits harder than the bass line, boom. Radio
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  snitching, hocky spitting the truth. Pulling
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  back the curtain, exposing the booth. No more
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  lies, no more disguise. Got the receipts, calling
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  out. Alright, I saw this headline here. Faker
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  than they licks at six. Nah, let me preface that
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  by saying, I have been an on and off listener
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  of Hotline. Howard Stern for 20 years. My uncle
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  Phil loved Howard Stern. So I always heard about
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  him growing up. Now, in middle school, I was
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  listening to Eddie and Jovo, Brandmeier, Mancow,
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  but since 2015, after I worked with Rovers Morning
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  Glory, and I was like, oh my goodness, this is
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  the same show. All of a sudden, I started listening
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  in about 2015, and I was like, wow, this show
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  is actually pretty good. And, yeah, I mean, it
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  has its moments where they're a little too focused
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  on, like, backdoor action sex and stuff, but
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  overall, I still think he's the king. And I saw
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  a report that he is bringing his show down to
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  one show a week, and that he laid off, like,
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  12 staff members. And here's the thing, is there's
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  sometimes, like, that little saying, I don't
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  know the exact quote, but, like, over -welcoming
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  your stay. As influential as Howard Stern is
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  and as great as he is, he's always been great
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  at getting people to talk about him. Every radio
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  guy went after him. He might have started it,
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  but Opie Anthony, Bubba for a minute before they
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  became friends because Bubba needed a job. All
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  these people went after him and he pretty much
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  always won besides Mancow in Chicago. What am
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  I getting at? To go from always saying, oh yeah,
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  Don Imus, welcome to time on air, to then being
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  73 years old and actually in the end doing one
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  show a week when Don Imus was doing five a week.
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  Even if they were boring, he was still doing
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  five shows a week and got a proper sign off.
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  Stern could possibly die on air. Like, not literally.
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  I mean, he could though. Dude, it's like 72.
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  Sometimes, man, like, that was why, again, this
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  is gonna piss off some people. I don't really
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  care. When I was on top of the world at 1025
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  The Bone, the number one show from 10 to 11 a
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  .m., before I was rudely taken off air by Brandon
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  Sunkin. But before that happened, I told myself,
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  I said, if this does not turn into a full -time
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  show, I don't want to be here forever. I had
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  a quarter -life crisis. God bless Isaiah. I did
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  not want to be board hopping for 90 years. I
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  mean, it's all right. I have goals. But when
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  I was there, I still get recognized. Not all
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  the time. I got a lot of stares. It might be
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  because I'm tall. But I still get people approaching
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  me. Oh, that was great when you did Javier. Every
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  time I went on air, I said to myself, if this
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  does not turn into a show, I'm out of here. And
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  I did. because I didn't overwelcome my time there.
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  There's something to be said. Now, I'm not trying
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  to compare the Howard Stern show to Happy Hour
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  on the Mike Helton After Show, but also in your
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  career, you have to take yourself kind of seriously.
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  I mean, I had like one in seven cars listening
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  to me. What I'm saying to you is at some point,
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  It's kind of like how guys like Man Cow and T
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  -Man and IMS went off air. Sometimes it's good
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  to just sign off and just kind of say goodbye.
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  Like Brad Meyer did that. You don't want to be
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  the guy that's still at the party and it's like,
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  yeah, you should have left a little while ago.
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  And then also in radio news, I saw this here.
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  Ebro in the morning trying to get some clout
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  in the club. Ebro and Peter Rosenberg went at
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  it over money. And supposedly I feel like you
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  probably can't get anything past Peter Rosenberg
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  when it comes to anything to do with money. I
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  have no idea why I would even assume that, but
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  I'm just kind of assuming it. That like when
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  Peter Rosenberg wants his money, he's getting
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  his money. And Ebro's such a dark, such a gatekeeping
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  moron. Mm -hmm. All right, here's a little bit
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  of Peter Rosenberg and Ebro fighting. Oh, it's
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  a wacky morning zoo. They're out of control,
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  I tell you. They're wild. They're insane. They're
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  just going to take over the world. That Ebro
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  in the morning. Asshole, you sound like an asshole.
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  Bitch, shut the fuck up. No, you're a bitch.
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  You're a hoe. You know why? Why? You're a bitch,
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  you're a hoe. I don't know. We're going to have
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  a fight. Let me tell you why you're a hoe. Let
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  me tell you why you're a hoe. Because you just
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  called me a bitch for no reason. You're kind
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  of hard wanting to be brought to be honest. You
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  kind of peaked when you were plowing Nicki Minaj.
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  No, it's not. It's because you're being a hoe
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  because you don't know how to invest. That's
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  different. You don't know. Don't say that. Wow,
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  what a riveting show. Gee, I wonder why I'm not
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  deciding. I can't think of any idea why. Listen
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  to you about shit like that. Because you don't
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  have money to invest. Yo, yo, my man, what's
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  wrong with you? We keep going. Yo, yo, yo, yo,
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  yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's Peter Rosenberg
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  talking on Airbnb. But then when he's doing sports
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  radio, he's all professional. Not saying, talking
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  yo, yo, yo is not professional. But all of a
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  sudden, he goes from yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm
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  Peter Rosenberg with a little inside on Lil Yachty.
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  All of a sudden, I'm like, yeah, so the Yankees
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  bullpen could have been better. Oh, you keep
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  saying the same thing. You don't. Sounds like
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  things are going great for Ebron. Tory Lanez
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  says the new music that was released is real.
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  Oh, yeah. Man, he's got to be sitting in prison
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  regretting letting a woman ruin his life. Mm
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  -hmm. That woman being Megan Thee Stallion. Having
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  to shoot her. You know what I'm spreading on?
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  Try doesn't shut up. Right, he just goes, blah,
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  blah, blah, blah, blah. But that does not mean
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  you shoot a woman, you walk away. But that actually
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  makes them more mad. Because when a woman's mad,
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  they're going to try to instigate the fight.
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  They'll say something or do something, and then
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  you react with anger. And then the woman's like,
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  I did something! But if you walk away, that pisses
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  off their ego. Their estrogen goes, oh my God,
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  he's not fighting back. It's like dealing with
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  narcissists. You know what it's similar to? It's
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  similar to watching Floyd Mayweather boxing.
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  Floyd Mayweather does this thing where he makes
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  the opponent tired. He dances around while they
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  throw punch after punch. And then at some point
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  starts getting the punches in. But I'm not comparing
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  that to punching a woman. What I'm telling you,
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  ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is when
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  you're down with somebody, you got to kind of
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  make them tired. Because at some point, then
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  they show up. A word from the lies from Ryan
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  John Hoppy. Bill Cosby says he wants the case
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  in court to be dismissed because he doesn't feel
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  well because he's old. You're still a raping
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  loser. And that's what you'll always be. By the
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  way, your stand -up comedy sucked. I have a clear
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  memory of driving through Chicago with my dad.
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  I probably can't play because of copyright. Although
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  it probably would be good to give Bill Cosby
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  a few cents. He probably needs it in residuals
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  since they took the Cosby show off TV 12 years
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  ago. Oh, but that thing about Noah's Ark. What
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  was it? The comedy bit where Bill Cosby's talking
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  about Noah's Ark. Oh, it's so funny. Real hilarity.
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  Give me George Carlin any day. Although when
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  I listen to George Carlin, I feel like I'm being
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  bitched at more. Oh, that fight between Alex
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  Cooper and Alex Earl, you two basic dumb blondes,
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  will be addressed on a Netflix series very soon.
• 22:31
  50 Cent fires back at a former staffer's lawsuit.
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  Yeah, as much as I love 50 Cent. And he has my
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  cell phone and my MacBook wallpaper. And it was
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  one of the greatest moments of all time. Me and
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  the guy who I had a CD's growing up. I liked
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  the show power. I liked everything about 50.
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  I don't know if I would want to work for him.
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  Sam Asghari says he wants to help the people
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  of Iran. That's good. And also Kylie Jenner is
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  walking around in a bikini filling herself with
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  a piece of ass. Oh, what's going on? Speaking
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  of piece of ass, what's going on with Taco Bell?
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  There's an explosive diarrhea parasite going
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  national. Yeah, I feel like that just kind of
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  describes where the country's at. and taco bell
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  is under investigation for possible connection
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  to the outbreak now the parasite is not exclusive
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  to taco bell but they have removed some ingredients
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  from certain locations that's good i was so worried
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  including lettuce which appears to be the main
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  source for yeah i feel like lettuce is always
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  gross the outbreak there have been over 2600
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  cases in michigan alone and more than 80 people
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  hospitalized They all got the munchies up in
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  Michigan. Here's Tom Holland, who to me seems
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  a little self -conscious. He's got to make everything
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  about Tom Holland. Here he is saying that when
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  he went to meet Erling Haaland, a soccer player,
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  he was denied. Mm -hmm. To truth. Tell us the
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  truth. Did you DM Erling Haaland? Yes. Yes. Oh,
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  my God. It's Tom Holland. He answers a question
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  by Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy's laughing. Why is
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  he laughing? Because he's terrible at interviews,
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  and that's his only way to react. And I'll tell
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  you what. that is the that is exactly the type
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  of humbling experience that is important for
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  actors yeah you know you walk around thinking
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  you're ah yeah you know once you text him i'll
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  take him to dinner not even a response yeah because
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  you're spider -man you're nothing on not an excuse
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  not i'm busy tonight i'm playing football yeah
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  sometimes people don't want to get back to you
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  he's probably banging some hot ass girl Probably
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  didn't want to be around here, a little annoying,
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  trying to be a bromance type of person. Who?
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  Nada. Nothing. There you go. Yeah, Tom Holland
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  seems a little unsecure. Just like a tad bit.
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  You know when they say someone has a tad bit
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  of tism like me? I don't. I have a bipolar. You
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  know when you say someone has a tad bit of something?
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  Yeah, Tom Holland has a tad bit of the Napoleon
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  Complex. Just a little bit. Nothing you can't,
• 25:27
  you know, grind through in life and get over.
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  But it's there. It's clearly there. Love Island
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  influencers. Piece of ass. I'm sure women love
• 25:42
  when I say that. Here she is. Her name's Mandy
• 25:45
  Vicky. Says her long -term boyfriend, no, he
• 25:47
  wants to do kinky things. That means he's cheating
• 25:50
  on you. Oh, it is funny when you got a hot ass
• 25:55
  girl and you're clowning her. You know, getting
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  all kinky and you're like, this is someone's
• 25:59
  daughter. I bought loads of these sex toys, right,
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  from the sex shop. Right? Yeah, she makes her
• 26:04
  accent makes it sound dirtier. And when I'm like,
• 26:06
  unpacking them, I'm like, oh, ginger. He's almost
• 26:09
  like, just put them away, put them away. I bet
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  if I was a fucking Brandon Ross, he'd be pulling
• 26:14
  it out and sticking that. Oh my God. Imagine
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  dating her with an annoying voice. Shut up! Will
• 26:22
  Ferrell says he was afraid that Elf would end
• 26:25
  his career. When it only really made it explode
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  even more. John really wanted to make sure it
• 26:35
  had a timeless feel to it. And John really wanted
• 26:38
  to, and was 100 % right, but I'm coming off of
• 26:42
  SNL. I'm known, yes, there was the cheerleaders
• 26:47
  and sketches like that, but I'm also known for
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  a PG -13 pushing our brand of humor. All right,
• 26:56
  so it all worked out. Man. He's gotten kind of
• 27:00
  weird looking today. He's like the rock star
• 27:02
  he looks like. Very strange. Mm -hmm. Here is...
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  All right, this made me so freaking mad. So we
• 27:13
  all know that radio host Don Geronimo, a few
• 27:16
  years ago, called a news reporter, Barbie, while
• 27:20
  on air, doing a show in Washington, D .C. Well,
• 27:23
  that was based off of in 2023, Margot Robbie
• 27:26
  having the Barbie movie. Well, here she is saying
• 27:30
  she loves being called Barbie. I would imagine
• 27:33
  they shout at you. They might go, hey, Barbie,
• 27:36
  or whatever. Is that what happens? A lot of hi,
• 27:38
  Barbies. Yeah. A lot of, yeah. It's funny because
• 27:43
  the waving thing wasn't that big of a thing.
• 27:46
  And then on set, it just got bigger and more
• 27:48
  ridiculous. So she doesn't mind it. Very interesting.
• 27:53
  So we should give Don Geronimo his job back,
• 27:57
  I would say. Mm -hmm. Lil Durk wins motions to
• 28:01
  have racketeering charges excluded, but the murder
• 28:05
  for hire is still there, so he's still in trouble.
• 28:09
  Mm -hmm. What do we have here? Here is Lily Phillips
• 28:17
  talking about how obsessed she is with her vape.
• 28:20
  A heavily vape. Every day. You know, like, my
• 28:24
  boyfriend's licking my pussy. I'm vaping. I'm
• 28:26
  going to the family show. I'm vaping. Keep it
• 28:28
  clean. Like, if I was eating my missus out and
• 28:33
  she took a pull on a vape. I'll go on TikTok
• 28:36
  while he's eating me. Oh, yeah. She's a real
• 28:38
  naughty girl. Oh. No, he's like, he's like, because
• 28:42
  he doesn't want to disturb me. So he's like,
• 28:43
  no, no, do whatever you need to do. I'm just
• 28:45
  thinking about her porn scene for the next day.
• 28:48
  Not really thinking about you. AOC says clavicular
• 28:52
  sends bad thoughts to young men. I do agree with
• 28:58
  that. We got this headline right here. Brianna
• 29:03
  chicken fried, just blah, blah, blah. This envelope
• 29:06
  that came in said like from Erica Kirk. And it
• 29:10
  was to my parents' house, but addressed to me.
• 29:12
  And I was so freaked out. What? My mom was like,
• 29:15
  what happened? I'm like, I don't know. She's
• 29:17
  like, what happened to my baby? Did she turn?
• 29:19
  My baby turned to... My mom's like, no. Oh my
• 29:22
  God. Wow, it's riveting. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's
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  856 -494 -673. All right, let's see what's going
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  on right here. New details have emerged about
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  the estate of late actress DeVay Chase. Oh yeah,
• 29:45
  poor thing done. According to probate documents
• 29:48
  obtained by E! News, the Lilo and Stitch and
• 29:52
  The Ring star E! News loves to let you know that
• 29:55
  they obtained it. Look at that. Died without
• 29:59
  a will. She died on June 16th at the age of 35.
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  Court filings submitted to the Los Angeles County...
• 30:07
  All right. Rest in peace, baby doll. 856. A 49
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  happy. Mm -hmm. No! Happy hot topic! Sabina Guthrie
• 30:17
  got some well -deserved R &R. Yeah, this poor
• 30:21
  thing. I cannot imagine not knowing where your
• 30:23
  mom is and then going on TV and having to read
• 30:25
  about, like, frickin'... free food and places,
• 30:28
  you know, whatever nonsense they talk about on
• 30:30
  today's show. Show anchor's recent four -day
• 30:32
  absence sparked concern among fans as the search
• 30:35
  for her mom, Nancy Guthrie, continues. All right,
• 30:38
  son. That is a very strange case. Happy Hot Topic!
• 30:46
  We are back, 813 now. This morning on Today's
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  Consumer, the return of all -you -can -eat deals.
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  More restaurants are getting in on the craze.
• 30:55
  Oh, yeah, you know. But there's going to be,
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  like, a limit to it. There's going to be some
• 30:58
  portion thing. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's
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  856 -494 -6773. What's going on here? Mm -hmm.
• 31:09
  Captain Chesley Sully Sullenberger, who safely
• 31:12
  landed U .S. Airways Flight 1549 on the Hudson
• 31:15
  River in 2009, is fighting a new battle. Yeah,
• 31:18
  this is real sad. You end up being a hero, one
• 31:21
  of the greatest people of this century. Pilot
• 31:24
  told people July 14th he has Alzheimer's disease.
• 31:28
  I hope somehow, I don't know. Sometimes with
• 31:31
  those situations, you're just like, it sucks.
• 31:34
  You don't really know what to say. You're like,
• 31:36
  sigh. Oh, yeah. What do I have going on? All
• 31:43
  right. here. Benny Blanco reveals the conversation
• 31:47
  he had with Selena Gomez before taking their
• 31:50
  secret romance public. Three years after the
• 31:53
  Good For You singer and the record producer started
• 31:56
  dating, he shares insight into the conversation
• 31:58
  they had right before she revealed their relationship
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  in December. Yeah, that was a big moment when
• 32:04
  she revealed it. In an interview translated from
• 32:08
  Spanish with El Pais published July 13th, Blanco
• 32:12
  says... kept our relationship private for a long
• 32:15
  time about so then they all released it who cares
• 32:18
  i bet saying if i'm bored you're bored lenny
• 32:23
  kravitz reveals why he likes to work out in leather
• 32:26
  pants the 62 year old singer caused a stir when
• 32:29
  he posted this video to social media back in
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  2024 oh yeah looking all ripped showing Lenny
• 32:35
  pumping iron in very non -traditional gear. But
• 32:38
  Zoey Kravitz's dad says there's a method to his
• 32:41
  unusual workout wear. He tells Men's Health in
• 32:44
  an interview published July 14th, I perform on
• 32:47
  stage in leather, denim, whatever. All right,
• 32:50
  you do your own boom. You just are just out there
• 32:53
  killing it. Aren't you, Lenny Kravitz? Happy
• 32:57
  Hot Topic! Jax Taylor is in hot water after pics
• 33:02
  surfaced of him getting cozy with his and estranged
• 33:05
  wife Brittany Cartwright's shared publicist.
• 33:10
  There's always going to be rumors. They're showing
• 33:12
  pictures of them in the water. You can tell they're
• 33:14
  like crap or cunt. That's part of the game. She's
• 33:17
  our publicist and very, very good friend of mine.
• 33:20
  Oh, yeah, he's a good friend of hers, too. Just
• 33:23
  as TMZ posted the photos of the two at a resort
• 33:25
  in Mexico, Britney fired Lori Krebs. A source
• 33:28
  tells ET Britney is disgusted and betrayed. Yeah,
• 33:32
  that's... It's like you're asking for sisters.
• 33:36
  Happy Hot Topic! Octomom Natalie Nadia Suleiman
• 33:43
  celebrates her birthday with a rare message on
• 33:46
  Instagram. On July 13th, Suleiman shared a social
• 33:49
  media post in honor of her milestone B -Day.
• 33:52
  And in the message, the proud mom praised her
• 33:54
  loved ones for making her big day one to remember.
• 33:57
  Oh, whatever. Man, that is so 2009. That is ridiculous
• 34:03
  that those kids are grown up now. Happy Hot Topic!
• 34:10
  Up until Sharna, because my ex and I were together
• 34:14
  for almost 15 years. We were almost married.
• 34:17
  We were married for almost 10. I led with physical
• 34:21
  attraction. It is what it is. Brian Austin Green
• 34:26
  making a surprising confession about his former
• 34:29
  marriage to Megan Fox, which he says helped him
• 34:31
  establish a stronger love. I mean, let's be honest.
• 34:34
  He wasn't with her because of that riveting personality.
• 34:36
  Or her toes. Or fingers or whatever. I'd say
• 34:40
  Sharna Burgess. With Sharna now, we approached
• 34:43
  it in a different way. It's just beyond what
• 34:46
  you would imagine would happen. Whatever, Brian.
• 34:50
  You do you, boo. Mm -hmm. Time for Alec Baldwin
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  news. DJ, spin that! Hey! Hey, yo, who we talking
• 34:58
  about? You know who it is. Turn this up! Hey,
• 35:02
  guys. Woo! Woo -hoo! Walk in the spotlight, look
• 35:11
  at me Big shades on, big ego, no receipts Talk
• 35:14
  real loud, can't back that heat All cap, all
• 35:16
  act, just cheat critique Tracks on set, but he
• 35:19
  flops at home Talk big bad, but he there by the
• 35:21
  phone Old crew tired of the same routine He the
• 35:23
  star of the show in his own daydream He be like,
• 35:25
  I'm that guy We be like, that's a lie Say again
• 35:29
  and say goodbye You ain't fooling us tonight
• 35:32
  Everybody say who Bow and bow and bow Here's
• 36:03
  a video of him talking about the passing. of
• 36:06
  sam neill and he made it about him i just wanted
• 36:09
  to come on here quickly and say stricken i was
• 36:15
  to learn of the death of sam neill um when i
• 36:20
  did the hunt for red october we shot in 89 it
• 36:22
  came out in 1990. a long time ago. And that was
• 36:29
  probably my first big movie in terms of having
• 36:31
  a decent -sized role. I've done Working Girl
• 36:35
  and Beetlejuice and things like that where I
• 36:37
  had a small role. And I do Hunt for Red October.
• 36:41
  Yeah. Yes, John is a great director. One of the
• 36:47
  most exciting parts for me was to meet Tom. I
• 36:52
  thought Sam was on at the time. See, but the
• 36:55
  cast. I mean, I'll never. I've had great cast.
• 36:58
  I've worked with great people. Nothing about
• 37:02
  Sam. I know compassion in that sociopathic heart.
• 37:09
  You're a loser. A dumb burner. Meryl and so many
• 37:14
  other people that I really, really admired. Did
• 37:18
  Samuel Milda or is it your friggin' LinkedIn
• 37:20
  resume? I do admire, but the... I mean, my God,
• 37:23
  I'm four in October. I had to write this down.
• 37:26
  I had to go... This is a trivia. ...to the internet
• 37:30
  and write. I mean, obviously, Sean, Larry Ferguson,
• 37:34
  Scott Glenn, Tim Curry. A lot of them. Um...
• 37:41
  James Earl Jones, Peter Firth, Richard Jordan,
• 37:44
  Joss Auckland. All right, rest in peace, Earl
• 37:47
  now. I can definitely tell that was not his home.
• 37:50
  All right, time for Alex Earl now. Ron Hoppy
• 37:56
  on the air. Yeah, we back in this. Turn it up
• 38:00
  in your car. In your cubicle. Wherever you at.
• 38:06
  We got another one to talk about. Scroll, same
• 38:13
  face, same pose Filter on thick like them fake
• 38:16
  friends' clothes Capture so deep it don't say
• 38:19
  one thing But the brand deal link always stay
• 38:22
  front page She rehearse that laugh that I'm just
• 38:24
  like you In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous
• 38:27
  view Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the
• 38:29
  podcast share Say a whole lot of words but there's
• 38:32
  nothing really there Alex Earl is a wannabe,
• 38:35
  call her daddy Wannabe Trying to copy every topic,
• 38:41
  everybody All right. I know. Alex Earl is getting
• 39:04
  ready to share her truth. Oh, yeah. Publish.
• 39:09
  What is it? She's a boring blonde. July 14th,
• 39:12
  the 25 -year -old teases that she will finally
• 39:14
  address her years -long feud with Alex Cooper.
• 39:17
  I can't wait. The pair publicly acknowledged
• 39:20
  back in April on her upcoming reality show titled
• 39:24
  Earl Meets World. The influencer tells the outlet
• 39:27
  that was... Oh, she's so influ... One of the
• 39:31
  things in the beginning they wanted me to talk
• 39:33
  about that I really wasn't comfortable sharing.
• 39:35
  Then he realized that everything unfolded the
• 39:39
  way it did while we were filming. There was a
• 39:43
  serious struggle behind the scenes of emotions.
• 39:46
  Yeah, you cried and cried. And my family showed
• 39:54
  up for me. And although the internet was entertained
• 39:56
  after Cooper made a scathing TikTok calling out
• 39:59
  Earl. Yeah, she kind of started the whole trend
• 40:03
  of women doing condoms. A Miss Podcast host emphasizes
• 40:08
  that she did not enjoy the scrutiny. Yeah, you
• 40:11
  know, you can talk about other people, but heaven
• 40:13
  forbid someone talk about you. She continues,
• 40:18
  those moments that sometimes seem so fun for
• 40:20
  people online are hard. behind the scenes run
• 40:24
  into your mouth about other people and they talk
• 40:28
  about you happy that we were able to capture
• 40:32
  that but i'm an outspoken jackass on this show
• 40:35
  people throw shot to me but i'm also putting
• 40:38
  it upon myself on the drama between the two earl
• 40:41
  previously shared with e -news back in may that
• 40:43
  her show which does not yet have a release date
• 40:46
  was quote therapeutic for her I don't care. You
• 40:49
  know, I have some audio of the argument between
• 40:53
  Alex Arrow and Alex Cooper. Shut up! There you
• 41:07
  go, there's the exclusive audio. Alright, time
• 41:12
  for side -checking this, whatever. Is it? Burn
• 41:27
  it up. Got it. All right. We'll be right back.
• 42:40
  Ariana Grande seemingly confirming the rumor
• 42:44
  she and ex Ricky Alvarez have rekindled their
• 42:46
  spark. Why? We know it's just gonna end. in a
• 42:50
  disaster. You never go back to your ex. Especially
• 42:55
  when she's got a body count as long as the receipt
• 42:59
  at CVS since you last dated. I just don't want
• 43:07
  to break up in two weeks. You're dating Scott,
• 43:10
  though! I think that me being open with my fans
• 43:13
  and my supporters is a very important thing.
• 43:16
  Ari doing exactly that at her Eternal Sunshine
• 43:19
  tour stop in Brooklyn. Yeah, she's a side chick.
• 43:23
  Don't know why Ricky's taking her back, but it's
• 43:26
  not going to work out. We all know them. Don't
• 43:32
  worry about her. There you go. 856 -494 -6773.
• 43:40
  It is time for Royal Family News. Reality's a
• 44:04
  circus. Everybody's fed game. Talk about snapping.
• 44:07
  Black lions in the zoo. Golden spoons in their
• 44:10
  mouths. They don't chew. No hustle. Yeah. So
• 44:13
  hand me down. Throw and earn nothing. But they
• 44:16
  claim the zone. Royal family rule. Kardashian
• 44:18
  crew. Nothing new. Just the same old view. Naples
• 44:22
  babies riding on a silver spoon. They definitely
• 44:25
  know about a silver spoon. Happy Hot Topic! That's
• 44:35
  a candid Prince Harry opening up about his grooming
• 44:37
  habits in a new podcast. And let's just say things
• 44:44
  got personal. The Duke of Sussex appearing on
• 44:47
  the Joe Marler will see you now podcast in an
• 44:50
  episode. How did we all miss it? Released July
• 44:54
  13th. There you go. It's revealing absolutely
• 44:57
  nothing. Chelsea Gray from the WMEA does not
• 45:01
  like that she's getting racist tweets yet. Just
• 45:03
  because she's a dirty -eyed bitch to Kaylin Clark
• 45:05
  doesn't mean to do that. Mm -hmm. What's going
• 45:08
  on here with Stephon Diggs? Man accusing NFL
• 45:12
  star Stephon. The man accusing NFL star Stefan
• 45:14
  Diggs of sexual assault, Chris Griffith, has
• 45:16
  filed new court documents claiming Diggs and
• 45:18
  his team actually flew into Washington, D .C.
• 45:20
  in May of 2023, which is why he says Diggs already
• 45:23
  has the travel records he's now requesting in
• 45:25
  court. Griffith alleges Diggs drugged him with
• 45:27
  a piece of candy before making unwanted sexual
• 45:29
  advances that he says he never consented to.
• 45:33
  I mean, let's be honest, the dude has like a
• 45:35
  hundred pages of it. And a lot of times those
• 45:39
  overly masculine men are the ones that are going
• 45:41
  to call it. Diggs has strongly denied all the
• 45:43
  alligator. What's he going to say? I want some
• 45:46
  penis right now. Yeah, that ain't happening.
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  Happy hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com.
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• 46:20
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• 46:23
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• 46:46
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• 46:49
  Bird. Young Bird. Young Bird. You know I have
• 47:00
  to reach out to you so you can sell the money,
• 47:02
  right? All right. You need it. And this your
• 47:06
  profit right now, you know what I'm saying? This
• 47:09
  is your money. Your profit. And I dig that too.
• 47:14
  Let's go. All right. All right. Go. You know
• 47:17
  I like it. I love it. I can't do nothing about
• 47:20
  it. Yeah. I can't even run from it. Hey. Sheppy
• 47:24
  on four. Lamborghini dough. Sold out. Cause I'm
• 47:30
  getting, I'm getting, I'm getting to that money
• 47:33
  Yeah, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting to
• 47:35
  that money Yeah, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm
• 47:38
  getting to that money Yeah, I'm getting, I'm
• 47:41
  getting to that money Yo, I'm telling you like
• 47:43
  a wannabe, sounding like a wannabe Brother by
• 47:46
  my side, got my cutty right in front of me If
• 47:49
  you ain't talking about money, you ain't saying
• 47:51
  nothing 25 for the verge, now that's saying nothing
• 47:55
  Gucci didn't scooch it at with the But I'm still
• 48:16
  a young boss, watch me kept it loud And more
• 48:21
  money equals more problems A few meals, you know
• 48:28
  how I live. So I gotta be in it like Hocus Pocus.
• 48:33
  Why I love it. Why I can't do nothing but it.
• 48:35
  That's what keep me coming. I can't even run
• 48:38
  from it. Except we gon' fold. Lamborghini dough.
• 48:42
  Sold out shows on the channel. Because I'm getting,
• 48:45
  I'm getting, I'm getting to that money. I don't
• 49:07
  recycle. I go psycho crazy. Yeah, crazy about
• 49:11
  my people. Yeah, local for my dough. I mean,
• 49:13
  I'm at the neck. Like a polo. YM. That's the
• 49:18
  f***ing local. We on these f***ing hills like
• 49:21
  some Manolo. Make the bank bounce like a f***ing
• 49:25
  pogo. And if you can't swim in that water, then
• 49:28
  don't show up. Never throw a brick at Did you
• 49:44
  look for the money, if you ever lookin' for me?
• 49:46
  You know I like it, why I love it, why I can't
• 49:49
  do nothin' but it Yeah, there's a people comin',
• 49:51
  I can't even run from it, ayy Yeah, we gon' go,
• 49:55
  yeah, let the game go, yeah Sold out shows, all
• 49:58
  that shit, no Because I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
• 50:01
  I'm gettin' to that money Yeah, I'm gettin',
• 50:03
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that money Yeah,
• 50:06
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that
• 50:08
  money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin'
• 50:10
  to that money Go for the money, go We're 50 minutes
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  happy hour. And tonight we're getting our first
• 53:06
  look at one of the latest teen takeovers to hit
• 53:09
  the Bay Area. More like thug takeover. This one
• 53:11
  happened on the Riverwalk in Bradenton Saturday
• 53:14
  night. FOX 13's Ariel Placencia joins us live.
• 53:17
  All right, so there's the teen takeover. It's
• 53:19
  the fatherless behavior of all cultures. They're
• 53:25
  getting no ass whooping when they get home. Happy
• 53:27
  Hot Topic! 111, constant chaos. That's how neighbors
• 53:34
  describe what's been going on at this house in
• 53:36
  Hudson. Oh yeah, it looks raggy. Over the past
• 53:40
  month, police have been called to this home six
• 53:42
  times, six times in one month. And FOX 13's Blake
• 53:45
  Devine. Is that where Medicine Man lives? Reports
• 53:50
  from Pasco County where neighbors are fearful
• 53:52
  and fed up. I fed up two of those losers. Tons
• 53:58
  of trash, a stinky smell, and several squatters
• 54:02
  have transformed this Hudson house into a nightmare
• 54:04
  for neighbors. Yeah, I can't imagine squatters
• 54:08
  doing things that are illegal. The last six,
• 54:14
  seven months has really changed the neighborhood.
• 54:17
  And it's a biohazard, first of all. There's rodents
• 54:22
  running around. It's delightful. It's the street,
• 54:26
  this house of faith, where Jim Pickens is the
• 54:29
  pastor. He's the pastor. Keep him away from kids.
• 54:34
  It's a place to clean up. When we have children
• 54:37
  come... Pray to God, maybe he'll cure it. Me
• 54:39
  here on Sunday, we don't know who... Who's in
• 54:41
  the back? We don't know who's going to... That
• 54:44
  sounds bad. Why do I hear a cracked -out woman
• 54:47
  saying, Oh, God. Come out. In the backyard sits
• 54:51
  this big blue tent guarded by a pair of pit bulls.
• 54:57
  Next -door neighbor Laura Buckner says things
• 55:00
  get worse when the sun sets. Because every night
• 55:03
  it's something. There's someone screaming. There's
• 55:05
  people... Climbing in and out of windows, there's
• 55:08
  people doing weird things. Neighbors say this
• 55:14
  house has been a headache for months and things
• 55:17
  have gotten so bad over here that we talked to
• 55:19
  a realtor who says it's cost her client a chance
• 55:22
  to sell her home. Seems like things are going
• 55:26
  well in Hudson. I'm Chad Mills in Lake... It's
• 55:34
  about Lakeland Electric, about why the summer
• 55:37
  bills are so high. Where some Lakeland Electric
• 55:40
  customers have been opening electric bills that
• 55:43
  have them wondering how their bills got so high.
• 55:45
  There's no good feeling when you get the alert
• 55:48
  from either Lakeland Electric or Tampa Electric,
• 55:51
  whatever it's called, TECA or Duke Energy. You're
• 55:55
  always getting screwed. The complaints have been
• 55:59
  hard to miss. Lakeland Electric customers have
• 56:02
  been flooding Facebook with... Ah, so they're
• 56:04
  mad. Oh, they're mad! No! Happy Hot Topic! Let's
• 56:10
  just fly out of here. This bill is about states'
• 56:16
  rights. It allows the people of each state to
• 56:18
  choose... There's dickhead Rick Scott doing something
• 56:20
  good for once. ...what best fits their needs
• 56:23
  and the needs of their families. In Florida,
• 56:25
  that's permanent daylight savings time. That's
• 56:28
  all we need. I mean, there's a lot of things
• 56:32
  we need, but... All right, time for Chicago news.
• 56:57
  Six mad, but he been in these mics. All in ten
• 57:00
  heights, now the cynic is tight. From the birds
• 57:03
  to the block, that's a hell of a hike. Turn the
• 57:05
  dial, see his name on the lights. He got callers
• 57:09
  on the lines, trying to break they news. From
• 57:11
  the side to the sticks, they relate to the views.
• 57:13
  Every segment like a story from the avenue. So
• 57:16
  slick, then he fact check that attitude. This
• 57:20
  that Chicago news. Hop it out and let them choose.
• 57:24
  From the heights to the loop, what it do? There's
• 57:48
  still a lot going on after that deadly shooting
• 57:49
  with ICE agents in Maine. There's no man. ICE
• 57:52
  is a bunch of losers. A small memorial set up
• 57:56
  where it happened. The victim was 26 years old
• 57:58
  from Columbia. Shots inside a car according to
• 58:00
  the Maine's immigrants. The current administration
• 58:06
  says that the immigrants bring in criminals.
• 58:09
  No, I said the criminals. It's coalition. Winston
• 58:14
  -Salem News. Winston -Salem News. From Winston
• 58:31
  -Salem, I'm talking clean Carolina breeze in
• 58:35
  my daily routine Draw when I roll, through the
• 58:38
  lines Slow with the words, but the thought still
• 58:41
  shines Riding Hoppy on the mic all day Out of
• 58:44
  Tampa Bay, he don't play Say what he mean, let
• 58:47
  the truth come through If he hit the room, then
• 58:50
  he hit the room He don't bite his tongue If it's
• 58:58
  on his mind, you hear it loud. Winston, sell
• 59:03
  them news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Tell
• 59:07
  the truth. Winston, sell them news. Coming through.
• 59:11
  Hour on the dial. Let it loose. Winston, sell
• 59:14
  them news. That's the truth. Winston, sell them
• 59:20
  news. All right, right now. You want to see me
• 59:25
  hop behind New tonight, Greensboro Police investigating
• 59:32
  a man arrested Monday on indecent exposure charges
• 59:35
  to determine if there may be any additional victims.
• 59:39
  44 -year -old James Robert Bell faces several
• 59:41
  charges. You know how you fix this? And this
• 59:44
  is how we're going to end our broadcast. Or actually
• 59:47
  not end the broadcast. Why would we end the broadcast?
• 59:49
  It's the 8 a .m. hour. That was a little mess
• 59:53
  up on my part. I thought this was the 6 a .m.
• 59:54
  hour programming. That was a mess up. Here's
• 59:57
  what I think of that guy and what I think of
• 59:58
  this segment. Let's end with Cleveland News.
• 1:00:19
  Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
• 1:00:22
  skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
• 1:00:25
  Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never slop Radio waves,
• 1:00:28
  carry tales, but they ain't gloves The concrete
• 1:00:30
  jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown
• 1:00:33
  echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Past the preach
• 1:00:36
  and hustle, corner kids trading maps Where the
• 1:00:38
  vibes Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Where
• 1:00:41
  the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
• 1:00:46
  every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no drug I'll
• 1:00:50
  be on the mic spitting facts. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:00:56
  In Geauga County, for what prosecutors are calling,
• 1:00:59
  quote, one of the worst child pornography cases
• 1:01:01
  they've ever seen. Steven Hilbrecht, he's on
• 1:01:03
  your screen right now. Looks like a loser. Arrested
• 1:01:07
  in June by Chester Township Police on felony
• 1:01:09
  charges. Grab the shotgun and call it a day.
• 1:01:13
  Listen. is open for just a few months now in
• 1:01:18
  shambles because police say a drunk driver crashed
• 1:01:21
  right through it. Can you imagine you open up
• 1:01:24
  a Cleveland auto shop and this happens? Catherine
• 1:01:27
  Huntley giving you a look at all this damage.
• 1:01:30
  Ready line auto detailing just opened as a brick
• 1:01:33
  and mortar shop on Cleveland's Bel Air Road in
• 1:01:36
  January. As a drunk driver you crash and you're
• 1:01:40
  like, oh I just messed up. But early Sunday morning
• 1:01:43
  around 1 .30 a car plowed slowly straight through
• 1:01:46
  the front door of the business. I did not believe
• 1:01:49
  what I was seeing. It felt like a nightmare.
• 1:01:54
  You live in Cleveland. That's enough of a nightmare.
• 1:01:58
  Good evening. Thanks for being with us. I'm Rob
• 1:02:01
  Powers. Night businesses in Cleveland are hurting
• 1:02:05
  after power outages cost them thousands of dollars
• 1:02:08
  in lost business and supplies. You're also hurting
• 1:02:12
  because you live in Cleveland. They used to harbor
• 1:02:51
  it here. We think this is art. It could be worse
• 1:02:54
  though. At least we're not Detroit. We're not
• 1:02:58
  Detroit. Keep people from looking at their own
• 1:03:01
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 1:03:03
  gotten, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get
• 1:03:08
  drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every
• 1:03:11
  Sunday, you might realize I live in Cleveland.
• 1:03:26
  You look around at your tiny little house that
• 1:03:27
  you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis
• 1:03:28
  and your horrible little sloppy kids who will
• 1:03:31
  have diabetes by the time they're eight because
• 1:03:32
  they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you
• 1:03:36
  look at your big bloated mess of a wife where
• 1:03:38
  she waddles towards you with her front butt spilling
• 1:03:40
  out over the top of her ass and long shoes. And
• 1:03:43
  you think, I'm going to go shoot myself and my
• 1:03:45
  pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right? Do you
• 1:03:52
  regret anything that you said about Cleveland?
• 1:03:54
  I don't know. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.
• 1:04:13
  Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.
• 1:04:16
  Cleveland sucks. Whether you're white, or black,
• 1:04:39
  or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your
• 1:04:42
  dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law
• 1:04:46
  it is. Except for Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch
• 1:04:50
  rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm
• 1:04:53
  a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever.
• 1:04:58
  Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait
• 1:04:59
  to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy cow.
• 1:05:02
  Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! Yes! Oh! Strike the climate.
• 1:05:16
  Strike the climate. And he got it! That is it!
• 1:05:21
  That is what I said! That's number five! Are
• 1:05:26
  you kidding me? That's right! What do you think
• 1:05:29
  you are? I am! So if there's a few bucks left
• 1:05:32
  over, you know, go get something nice. Yes! I'd
• 1:05:36
  like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you
• 1:05:40
  have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good. And if you
• 1:05:43
  got an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20
• 1:05:46
  minutes, I'm going to be asleep, so get them
• 1:05:48
  up here. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
• 1:05:51
  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
• 1:05:55
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! in four scientific
• 1:06:17
  disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call
• 1:06:22
  me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.
• 1:06:26
  You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.
• 1:06:35
  God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
• 1:06:40
  is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?
• 1:06:43
  No, why? wild comes a little something for the
• 1:06:47
  ladies sack flashers it takes balls to do what
• 1:06:54
  they're doing but these boys have got them and
• 1:06:55
  more they're sack flashers we love sack flashers
• 1:07:18
  I mean someone at church or internet night or
• 1:07:21
  something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where they
• 1:07:23
  put them fire poppers up in the buttholes? Now
• 1:07:26
  that's a good... No, not that specific sign.
• 1:07:28
  But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
• 1:07:31
  Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you
• 1:07:34
  not, never ever not, no damn, don't ever verbally
• 1:07:37
  that man's name in the house again. I don't think
• 1:07:40
  you said his name. Some of us will. They're a
• 1:07:42
  too busy band to exchange business cards. Don't
• 1:07:46
  you go Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sheriff
• 1:07:48
  says you raised him down in hell down at the
• 1:07:50
  library. Yeah, you know I did. You're going strong
• 1:07:53
  or you don't know it all. Whoa, a real live robot.
• 1:08:01
  Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
• 1:08:05
  Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny
• 1:08:08
  to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is
• 1:08:44
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• 1:09:18
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• 1:09:27
  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  back on happy hour keep this party going and
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  Music I'm trying to say them gators, oh, it's
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  gonna blaze you, nothing is gonna save you. Bets
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  on the streets, bets on the beats, if you wanna
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  bounce, best bet, report to me. My city's shot,
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  town, where I pull it down, ain't no limit, drop
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  a piece, bout a pound. I falls out a lot, cause
• 1:18:48
  you know I call the shots, stackin' paper like
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  them bacon sodas in the pot. We got the remix,
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  we got the truth. See you gettin' loose! We gettin'
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  loose! Let's go! Hey! Let's go! I'm a strong
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  with a mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representin'
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  my home team. I'm super ugly with a stack of
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  money. It's the Gator King. By the bar, I can
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  miss the pimpin'. It's the Gator King. Tell them
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  how we do it, Joe! Gator! Gator 1! Rim! They're
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  spinnin' and I ain't even drivin'. I'm just parkin'
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  like Pippin'. Slide off in the club, and the
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  man is in the 50s. So fresh, so clean. Push like
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  an M .L. Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music
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  Don't be putting no chasers in my drink I want
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  two hot liggas, pimp Smoke, drank, smoke, young
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  People say, smoke, drank, smoke, young People
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  say, been all on the earth Drowning curse, speech
• 1:20:27
  all slurred Nothing in my cup, shit, it's all
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  good Now I'm hiding, the motherfucker making
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  up words Lookin' like men, I like them light
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  to come back and I'll be out to keep this party
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  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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  That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  In a recent study, people with autism People
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  with autism are less likely to have a job and
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  and successful. To find out more about autism,
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  please contact your local mental health center
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  or visit autismspeech .org. I'm Renate, and I
• 1:23:45
  appreciate you coming. Yeah. Drizzy, baby. You
• 1:23:53
  already know what it is. This is the first time
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  I'm high. This is the first time I smoke in like
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  three months. I'm sorry, Mom. I had to do it
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  to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie.
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  Stay late tonight, right? You know what happens
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  when I stay late. Yeah. Boy Wonder. I swear it's
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  like this every single time. Toronto, I got you.
• 1:24:18
  I got us. Yeah. I'm a hard guy to get along with.
• 1:24:23
  Get on the zone with. When shit be going right,
• 1:24:26
  well, I just flip into the wrong shit. The team
• 1:24:28
  that I belong to, the artists I put on with,
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  don't ever ask for nothing because them niggas
• 1:24:32
  got their own shit. Me and Weezy like a mouth
• 1:24:35
  full of hot peppers. Black Ferrari with the red
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  seats. I call it playing checkers. I ain't never
• 1:24:39
  doing. I'm forever giving lectures If you're
• 1:24:42
  trying to meet with money, I'll be happy to connect
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  ya Life is better than it's ever been Scheduling
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  million dollar meetings with the president Someone
• 1:24:50
  cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison? Got
• 1:24:53
  a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
• 1:24:56
  an MTV show for me and my people And if you tryna
• 1:25:00
  zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food Rappers
• 1:25:02
  all liars and they women all deceitful Added
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  to they subtract me, I'll never be your equal
• 1:25:08
  Last finish Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now
• 1:25:10
  Weezy told me just write every single thing you
• 1:25:12
  need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy
• 1:25:15
  as can be now Bout to start balling like I'm
• 1:25:18
  coming off a rebound Yeah, and I should have
• 1:25:21
  the most bragging rights Because the niggas spit
• 1:25:23
  crack, bag it tight Ain't no rappers say they
• 1:25:26
  trying to get their swagger right I done came
• 1:25:28
  on more fire than a dragon fight. You pussy ass
• 1:25:32
  hater, you should do you. You ain't heard of
• 1:25:34
  me, then you should go and get a blues clue.
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  Oops, I mean a red clue. Wayne's here, sue woo.
• 1:25:39
  Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue.
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  But I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag.
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  I'm ATF, but they ain't seeing no badge. It's
• 1:25:48
  heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so sad.
• 1:25:50
  I could sun you, see a little me and your dad.
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  I'm the same yellow boy. That used to play up
• 1:25:55
  on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere
• 1:25:58
  they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley
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  Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe ask me But
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  don't ask me shit about me And know the game
• 1:26:08
  really ain't shit without me She might have to
• 1:26:11
  pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if
• 1:26:14
  it's the truth, then pull the zipper down to
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  see This is my promise. I'm gonna bring that
• 1:26:31
  barrel to them bitches. I would fuck up your
• 1:26:38
  friend. That's when I put the buck up to him.
• 1:26:43
  Then buck, buck, and buck, buck, and buck, buck
• 1:26:45
  again. Suck nut, you duck, fuck your unloving
• 1:26:48
  kin. Now don't rub it in like Luvederm on a new
• 1:26:52
  tattoo. I had to kick my princess up out my casso.
• 1:26:55
  That who never had that do. Always had a black
• 1:26:58
  tool, even when I was at school Cause bullies
• 1:27:01
  aren't bulletproof, red's called hoodie too Probably
• 1:27:04
  ain't as good as you, stupid motherfucker The
• 1:27:06
  only thing in the hood is you I do everything
• 1:27:08
  good as you know, I do everything better I get
• 1:27:11
  paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone,
• 1:27:14
  like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck
• 1:27:18
  Intercept, intercept, bring it back Like work
• 1:27:21
  in the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am
• 1:27:23
  headed to the butt like, butt, butt Mike fly
• 1:27:27
  to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne,
• 1:27:31
  let's get bucks again And fucking spend them
• 1:27:34
  bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told you
• 1:27:37
  I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my 50, bout
• 1:27:40
  to pop out, let's get it Let's get it, motherfucker,
• 1:27:43
  what you waiting on? It is by the minivan, pissing
• 1:27:46
  I'm about to get shitty, I'm fucked money is
• 1:27:49
  the it you want me wit and I probably just spit
• 1:27:51
  on the chick you won't be wit and I hate a phony
• 1:27:54
  bitch only like I'm only thick and I own hip
• 1:27:57
  hop if you don't spit I'm gon' need fit and I
• 1:27:59
  just sold a lot of property to a buyer and I
• 1:28:02
  think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy Rogers
• 1:28:04
  or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too busy to play father
• 1:28:07
  and when it comes to the game I'm too willing
• 1:28:09
  to play harder so harder I do there he go they
• 1:28:13
  chant MVP when I shoot a free throw CEO Jazz
• 1:28:18
  what they do. The haters on their face and in
• 1:28:20
  their ass is a shoe. Faster than you. Badder
• 1:28:24
  than you. Radder than you. Etc. I told you I
• 1:28:27
  get paid by the letter. Like A, B, C, D, E, F,
• 1:28:31
  G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U,
• 1:28:36
  V. W, X, Y, Z, C, Top. Yes, he rocks. And me
• 1:28:41
  and Jizzy both wrote on detox. That was just
• 1:28:44
  a footnote. How long can he cook though? Wondering
• 1:28:47
  when he stop, bitch when the beat stop So I'ma
• 1:28:50
  keep rockin' to the sheet rock Bend in the heat,
• 1:28:53
  I send burnt skin The end Young Moolah, baby
• 1:29:08
  Oxytocin playing, cold breaks. Coffee's out,
• 1:29:11
  we're almost done. Feels like robbery in banks.
• 1:29:13
  Brian Hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom through
• 1:29:15
  streams. Syndicated Skaro, now it's time to shatter
• 1:29:18
  dreams. Oh, the happy hour, it's coming still
• 1:29:20
  close. Radio hits, made it like a Wilson Rose.
• 1:29:24
  Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air. But
• 1:29:27
  we keep the rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair.
• 1:29:37
  is glowing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like
• 1:29:39
  fingers without rings. VHX to FM. The shoutouts
• 1:29:42
  hit the street. But soon the sound will vanish
• 1:29:44
  like shadows in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming
• 1:29:48
  to a close. Radio waves fading like a wilting
• 1:29:51
  rose. Lafrenzel rain dissolving in the air, bogey.
• 1:30:11
  Outro Music Now it's time to face the silence
• 1:30:40
  like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with
• 1:30:43
  humor so divine The void left in our hearts wider
• 1:30:46
  than a canyon line LINE Empty speakers, silent
• 1:30:55
  thighs are coming to an end Like a rollercoaster
• 1:30:57
  stopping while the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes
• 1:31:00
  and jabs ease our daily grind Now silence louder
• 1:31:03
  than the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy
• 1:31:06
  Hour begins Not laughter and joy, it's all been
• 1:31:12
  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's
• 1:31:15
  just so unfair I'll be alright, coming to a close,
• 1:31:19
  radio in the air Not laughter and joy, it's all
• 1:31:23
  been in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh
• 1:31:26
  life's just so unfair And like that, he's gone.
• 1:31:47
  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 1:31:50
  going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll kick
• 1:31:55
  you a little, and we'll call it a day. Poppy
• 1:31:59
  Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game
• 1:32:15
  over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
• 1:32:27
  night and God bless America. Doors closing.