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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Random crap. Random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random...
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  Speaker 1: Random crap. Random crap. Random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 4: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 5: They talk about crap that is random. It's the Queen
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  Speaker 5: City's favorite morning tandem.
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  Speaker 3: Mac and Bone. Random crap.
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  Speaker 5: Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no. We got Fitty news for this segment.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: And does it not fit perfectly in the random crap
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  Speaker 3: segment about Fitty?
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  Speaker 4: That's the big tease, is what did Fitty do to really... make.
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  Speaker 3: Things stinky around the office here for people what.
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  Speaker 2: Did he do finney finney embarrassed the station and that's
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  Speaker 2: not easy to do all.
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  Speaker 4: Right let's go first let's build up to that one
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  Speaker 4: though this is going to be the big thing you
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  Speaker 4: got to stick around can't go into the office yet
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  Speaker 4: you got to hear what the heck finney did to
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  Speaker 4: disrupt this office.
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  Speaker 2: All i simply said is why are the plumbers here
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  Speaker 2: and then finney had a sheepish look and we'll explain
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  Speaker 2: in a minute What do we.
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  Speaker 4: Think, Bone, about LeBron? In the game the other night,
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  Speaker 4: third quarter of the game the other night for the
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  Speaker 4: Sixers against the Bulls, LeBron chased a loose ball, collided
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  Speaker 4: with a fan that was carrying a cup of red wine,
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  Speaker 4: which the.
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  Speaker 3: Article points out is James' favorite wine.
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  Speaker 4: And after colliding into them, the cup of wine's right there,
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  Speaker 4: and he takes it and takes a little sip of wine.
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  Speaker 4: And this has made some folks that probably can't stand
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  Speaker 4: LeBron as it is, Bone, Angry.
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  Speaker 3: He's drinking wine during the game. He can't do that.
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  Speaker 4: He was kind of laughing it off, saying, hey, I
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  Speaker 4: was curious how it tasted or whatever. Do you feel
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  Speaker 4: like this is a controversial situation, Bo?
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  Speaker 2: Obviously, this is very controversial. I'm shocked that LeBron's favorite
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  Speaker 2: beverage is wine.
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  Speaker 3: That's well played right there man that is well played.
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  Speaker 2: Now mac so i mean does any other player if
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  Speaker 2: they uh would they have to do a breathalyzer test
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  Speaker 2: after that or is lebron get away with being uh
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  Speaker 2: inebriated on the court.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like he can handle a sip he does
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  Speaker 4: love his wine i feel like he would not.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that wouldn't register bone on the breathalyzer
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  Speaker 3: if he did after.
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  Speaker 2: Just one sip of wine um that would be so
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  Speaker 2: funny if a coach challenged and said we want to
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  Speaker 2: challenge uh LeBron being drunk out there.
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  Speaker 5: They got to bring out the breathalyzer.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to the breathalyzer. LeBron annoys me. I love
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  Speaker 4: finding things that I can go after LeBron for. This
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  Speaker 4: doesn't feel like one of them, though. Feels like a
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  Speaker 4: silly kind of fun, like it's a fun star-fan interaction moment.
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  Speaker 2: I'm shocked in one night we had LeBron anger the internet,
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  Speaker 2: Draymond fight Dylan Brooks, and Kevin Durant argue with a
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  Speaker 2: media member.
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  Speaker 1: Ha!
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  Speaker 5: I never saw that happening in 2026.
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  Speaker 3: That's the NBA midweek night trifecta right there, baby.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Draymond had Brooks by the neck the other night.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you right now, like, I have never seen
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  Speaker 4: two dudes fight that I just want to beat the
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  Speaker 4: pulp out of each other simultaneously.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I was just rooting for carnage. When you showed
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  Speaker 3: me that fight, I'm like, please, can we get carnage
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  Speaker 3: on both sides? What?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, what a couple of jack wagons, man. Anyway, 704-570-968.
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  Speaker 4: People loving Bones. Of course, LeBron loves a line there,
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  Speaker 4: which was a good one. Very solid. Very well played.
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  Speaker 4: Very solid. So what do we think about these reports, Bone,
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  Speaker 4: that are out there about what is a soon-to-be-vacant Monday
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  Speaker 4: Night Football job with Troy Aikman so obviously on the
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  Speaker 4: way out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: There was a report out there saying that Peyton Manning
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  Speaker 4: is the first choice, but that Greg Olsen is the.
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  Speaker 3: Most likely choice.
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  Speaker 4: Choice where they like greg they're going to take a
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  Speaker 4: shot at peyton but they don't really feel like peyton
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  Speaker 4: would want to do that and that greg would be
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  Speaker 4: the likely one that they're interested in that would be.
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  Speaker 3: A great gig for our boy geo would it.
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  Speaker 2: Not feels like in the uh musical chairs or broadcasters
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  Speaker 2: that yeah geo goes uh to monday night football herb
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  Speaker 2: street already signed uh with amazon jj watt just got
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  Speaker 2: a big deal at cbs and collinsworth walked in to
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  Speaker 2: um to NBC that Aitman might be out of the
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  Speaker 2: business they're talking about. He may go do– they're talking
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  Speaker 2: about him going to help Jerry out or whatever now.
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  Speaker 2: He might be out of broadcasting because there's not– he's
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  Speaker 2: not going to go be a number two broadcaster. So
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  Speaker 2: it's like he might be the odd man out of this.
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  Speaker 2: Unless Herbstreit does have that clause that other guys can
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  Speaker 2: take his Amazon job. So I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 2: a possibility, but I don't know if Aikman doesn't even
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  Speaker 2: want to do it anymore.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: If he ends up.
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  Speaker 2: He wants to grab Joe Buck by the neck like
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  Speaker 2: he's Dylan Brooks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they may have a Draymond-Dylan fight in the booth
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  Speaker 4: here one of these weeks. If Aikman does end up
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  Speaker 4: working for the Dallas front office bone, maybe he can
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  Speaker 4: convince Jerry Jones that if you pay a coach a
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  Speaker 4: lot of money because he's accomplished a lot of things
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  Speaker 4: in the league, he may succeed. Because Jerry, for some reason,
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  Speaker 4: doesn't see the correlation. Did you see Kelly Stafford's social
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  Speaker 4: media post?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I did. Thoughts and prayers to her, by the way.
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  Speaker 5: This is a very serious situation. She is.
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  Speaker 3: This is heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 4: She is not shy about voicing her opinions, but the
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  Speaker 4: Internet is not shy about responding to her opinions. She
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  Speaker 4: is complaining that the Rams bone don't get she thinks
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  Speaker 4: they get shortchanged on their bye week because the week
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  Speaker 4: after their bye week.
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  Speaker 3: They play the is it Wednesday game, right? The night
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  Speaker 3: before Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they play Green Bay on the Wednesday night, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So she's like, we have this short week right after
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  Speaker 3: the bye.
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  Speaker 4: We don't get the full two weeks between games like
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  Speaker 4: everybody else gets.
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  Speaker 3: And listen, that might be a reasonable gripe, right? But
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  Speaker 3: then she.
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  Speaker 4: Goes on to say that she needs a break this season.
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  Speaker 4: This season has been hard on her cheering in the stands.
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  Speaker 4: She goes, I can't imagine how badly the players need
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  Speaker 4: a two-week break because I desperately need two weeks off.
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  Speaker 2: I need a break from watching your pedestrian Rams team
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  Speaker 2: on all over the place. A team we thought was
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  Speaker 2: going to be the greatest of all time. And it
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  Speaker 2: turns out they're not really that great to watch.
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  Speaker 4: Life must be a hard man for a woman to
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  Speaker 4: have to sit there and watch her husband get paid
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  Speaker 4: about 50 plus million.
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  Speaker 5: Poor Brittany Mahomes and Kelly Stafford this week. Just a
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  Speaker 5: lot going on in their lives.
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  Speaker 4: Brittany Mahomes team just can't get a call because they're
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  Speaker 4: the Chiefs. They just, you know, of course we didn't
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  Speaker 4: get a call.
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  Speaker 5: Unbelievable, man. Let's get to the, let's get, let's plunge
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  Speaker 5: into the Finney situation here.
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  Speaker 3: Let's plunge into it. So Finney just made an admission.
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  Speaker 4: We saw some fellas that we believe are here to
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  Speaker 4: handle our front lobby toilets.
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  Speaker 2: Because an email came in yesterday that said the lobby
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  Speaker 2: bathroom's out of service.
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  Speaker 5: And my first thought was, oh no. Did Finney do something?
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  Speaker 5: I meant it as a joke.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but Finney then put his hand in the air
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  Speaker 4: like a player when he gets a foul.
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  Speaker 3: That's on me!
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  Speaker 4: Finney, what, now what, explain what happened in the lobby
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  Speaker 4: bathroom yesterday, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if I necessarily did it. I
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  Speaker 3: think the bathroom was already messed up. But when I
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  Speaker 3: went in, didn't pay a whole lot of attention to it.
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  Speaker 3: But let's just say yesterday, had to go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: Got done going to the bathroom. Toilet would not flush.
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  Speaker 2: I walked in there after the show, and I saw it,
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  Speaker 2: and I said to myself, what grotesque monster didn't flush
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  Speaker 2: the toilet?
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  Speaker 5: It turns out, this man.
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  Speaker 2: Now, when you say you think— When you see another
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  Speaker 2: man's scraps, that changes everything.
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  Speaker 1: Ha!
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  Speaker 5: I know what the guy's working with here.
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  Speaker 3: Especially with his diet.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't like he's eating salads on the regular.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine what his... Anyway, that's disgusting. I'm sorry. Didn't mean
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  Speaker 3: to put that image there.
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  Speaker 5: Like a baseball bat.
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  Speaker 4: When you say, Phitty, that you now think it was
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  Speaker 4: already clogged, was there stuff in there?
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  Speaker 3: Were you just going.
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  Speaker 5: Were you adding?
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't clogged, but the toilet handle would not flush. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: And it was just constantly running. They ought to send
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  Speaker 3: you to Plumber's Bill.
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  Speaker 5: There's a plunger right there.
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  Speaker 3: The plunger wasn't going to fix that issue, though. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: the toilet thing. Yeah, you got to fix something that's
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  Speaker 3: in the top of the toilet, I'm pretty sure. This tracks.
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  Speaker 3: This just tracks. This is perfect.
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  Speaker 5: We are now going to go to break here. Willie
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  Speaker 5: P is next.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Mike Jackson of your Pandas in studio at 925.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get forward to that.