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Vanished or Banished (RHOBH & RHOM Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Too Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
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  Speaker 3: Tamra Judge.
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  Speaker 2: You know it's only taken us a couple of years,
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  Speaker 2: but our timing has gotten.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty on point. I mean me saying Tamora Judge.
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  Speaker 4: I always think should I go Tamra Judge or Tamra
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  Speaker 4: Judge and me Tamra Judge. Like, I just don't never
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  Speaker 4: know how I fit my name in there. I think
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  Speaker 4: next episode we I should start off saying, welcome to
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  Speaker 4: to Teas in a Pod with Tamra Judge and Teddy Mellencamp.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, now you know what I think you like it
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  Speaker 3: the way you know what I like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: We all know we don't have any time for small
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  Speaker 2: talk because we heard some heartbreaking news today.
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  Speaker 4: We're in morning right now, and I just like we
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  Speaker 4: need to start the pod talking about and that's why
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  Speaker 4: I'm wearing black.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll turn one way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it depends on you turn black on the side.
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  Speaker 2: I'm black on one side. I'm channeling my inner Cruella
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  Speaker 2: devel which at this point that's how I feel Heather
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  Speaker 2: has become because.
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  Speaker 5: She has robbed us of our joy of Monica.
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  Speaker 3: I know, God really, So this is.
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  Speaker 2: A variety article, which it's not like one of our
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  Speaker 2: usual sources, so it's a.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty legit one.
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  Speaker 2: It's a legit Andy Cohen as well as Lisa Shannon,
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  Speaker 2: the senior vice president at Shed Media, which produces the
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  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 5: She also does Girls Trip except I know who she is.
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  Speaker 5: I know, but I don't know that everyone listening to
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  Speaker 5: who she is.
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  Speaker 3: I Ultimate Trip. I know who she is. But they
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  Speaker 3: produced New York Shed Media used to.
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  Speaker 4: I think they still do New York and then Salt
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  Speaker 4: Lake City and then Ultimate Girls Trip.
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  Speaker 2: And the next thing is I think that if Monica
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  Speaker 2: had come out and was able to sway even one
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  Speaker 2: of the women back on her side, then it might
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  Speaker 2: be a different comsation right now.
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  Speaker 5: But she didn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: The women need a cooling off period, and I think
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  Speaker 2: it's just too soon for her to return, Gordon says
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  Speaker 2: in a breakdown of the events of the finale and
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  Speaker 2: part three of the reunion, they've articulated it's too soon
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  Speaker 2: to re enter a friendship. Shannon agrees, we're starting to
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  Speaker 2: film relatively soon, and I think that everyone needs a minute.
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  Speaker 2: She says the door isn't entirely closed to Garcia, though
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  Speaker 2: Gordon says never say never, while Shannon adds, you never know.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's just break this down, okay, because when somebody
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  Speaker 4: gets fired, especially a one season cast member, they do
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  Speaker 4: not do interviews like this.
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  Speaker 3: They do not talk about the firing.
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  Speaker 4: And this only leads me to believe that she's coming back.
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  Speaker 4: And Andy also said I'm watching What Happens Live something.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember his exact words, but basically, she's on pause.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like she is on pause.
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  Speaker 2: I also feel like I wouldn't be shocked if we
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  Speaker 2: see her on a different reality show in the meantime,
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  Speaker 2: Like I wouldn't be surprised if all of a Suddenna's
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  Speaker 2: on Traders or Girl's Trip or one of those things,
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  Speaker 2: because I you know what, I think she's great television.
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  Speaker 5: I do think she's goes a lot of things that the.
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  Speaker 3: Fans are pissed. The fans are pissed off, they're not happy,
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  Speaker 3: and you know what, the ratings have never been better.
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  Speaker 5: But I do think.
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  Speaker 2: I think people are messaging me, we don't believe you
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  Speaker 2: and Tamra that you would ever film with somebody like
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  Speaker 2: Monica after what happened.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, okay, I just want to say one thing.
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  Speaker 5: What is worse to be punched in the face.
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  Speaker 2: By somebody, right, tied it from the rest of your cast, right,
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  Speaker 2: and then blame production versus somebody who did a fan
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  Speaker 2: account trolling somebody who scammed the elderly, Right.
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  Speaker 4: No, I agree, I wonder agree, And I just showed
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  Speaker 4: the rest of her life, like granted it was sad
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  Speaker 4: some of it, but seeing the dynamic with her mom,
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  Speaker 4: her kids, she was the only one that could show
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  Speaker 4: up without Gleam three hundred and sixty.
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  Speaker 5: We meant to her, let's put her under our wing.
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  Speaker 3: I think that we should.
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  Speaker 4: I think that we should get on a phone call
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  Speaker 4: with her, or maybe we should just have her on
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  Speaker 4: the pod because guess what she wants to come on
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  Speaker 4: the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I heard a little Birdie told us this is you know,
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  Speaker 2: this is why we have such great producers. But one
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  Speaker 2: of our producers is Sorority Sister. Of course, go Sigma.
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  Speaker 3: Kai Beta beatis. But yeah, I went to the same one.
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  Speaker 3: I was a sister wife. Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 3: That's different?
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  Speaker 5: Go all sororities. Yes, nobody ever, because I never girt up.
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  Speaker 5: Let me wear beads and show my tists up.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, she we're just jealous because we didn't go
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  Speaker 3: to college.
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  Speaker 2: We're just jealous because nobody invited us to be in
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  Speaker 2: any college.
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  Speaker 5: No, so nobody.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't mean that to defend you, but I
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  Speaker 3: just didn't realize.
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  Speaker 5: So I mean, maybe I went to med school.
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  Speaker 3: I went to the school of hard knocks.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, knocked up?
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  Speaker 3: That is, I just did that. Oh my gosh, should
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  Speaker 3: be a stand up comic. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we'll have to see in a couple of days
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  Speaker 2: when we go to the live show if you're ready
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  Speaker 2: for stand up comicness?
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  Speaker 5: Oh is that a word?
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  Speaker 3: No, but I get it. I'm blonde.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get it. I'm not blond.
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  Speaker 3: But well, that's all right either way.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to dig into it, especially because we have
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  Speaker 2: Angie Ka meeting us in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 3: Where we'll be doing a live show.
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  Speaker 2: And I do think this. I know that on Watch
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  Speaker 2: What Happens Live it said that they think Whitney will
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  Speaker 2: be the first to turn and come around to Monica.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like with our influence Angie, we can break Angie.
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  Speaker 5: Yes on getting her chee.
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  Speaker 3: They want good ratings, don't they write?
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  Speaker 2: And she made Angie seem so together and like it
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  Speaker 2: really showed Angie's strong points.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she brought out the best in Angie.
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  Speaker 5: She brought out the best.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she had to go after her husband, but
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  Speaker 3: that's okay, it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: But Angie was like, hey, good with dealing with children,
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  Speaker 5: all of that.
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  Speaker 2: It was good.
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  Speaker 4: Angie believe that Monica has learned her lesson that she
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  Speaker 4: can't go that low. You can't go after businesses and
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  Speaker 4: husbands and things like that.
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  Speaker 3: She's so funny, she's she's witty. But you know, maybe
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  Speaker 3: we can just some of her reads.
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  Speaker 5: This is the problem.
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  Speaker 2: I think when she was filming Salt Lake, her reads
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  Speaker 2: were natural and they were happening authentically throughout.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like she prepped for the reunion.
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  Speaker 3: Did you imagine how nervous she was at the reunion?
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  Speaker 2: I now, But she prepped and so then it came
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  Speaker 2: off a little orange and I know how that goes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so do I I mean when you over prep yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's my Actually, I didn't prep for that. That just shot
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  Speaker 3: right out of did you.
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  Speaker 5: Prep for the napkin throw?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: Did you prep for your time in the bushes?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember that episode out there? Am I being
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  Speaker 4: a little and talx coded?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh?
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, let's just get We're gonna get way
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  Speaker 2: into this later in the week on different pods because
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  Speaker 2: we will have Angie to grill and talk to about it.
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  Speaker 5: I got to talk about what.
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  Speaker 3: Was it, grill or drill? Well, grill, I always get
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  Speaker 3: that confused.
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  Speaker 2: I think you can say there, but well people, Drill
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  Speaker 2: is like I'm gonna drill you for questions.
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  Speaker 5: Grill is like I'm pulling out information.
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  Speaker 3: Grill, But that's like cooking. I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, but.
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  Speaker 3: Let me just like cooking is totally like cooking. But
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  Speaker 3: let me just tell you. When I was in the
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  Speaker 3: castle when they had the banishment every single day, I
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  Speaker 3: thought it was vanish I thought it was banishment. I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the vanishment, and I'm like, oh fuck, they're saying banishment.
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  Speaker 2: I had the same and I couldn't even google it
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  Speaker 2: because I didn't have a phone. Well, I felt the
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  Speaker 2: same way when I was landing the other day from
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  Speaker 2: the plane and they said we're sending and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: it's just sending and they're.
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  Speaker 4: Like, no, oh really, So I'm just saying to vanish,
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  Speaker 4: you disappear.
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  Speaker 3: So it wouldn't be logical to say you've been vanished.
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  Speaker 2: Well, but vanished a word, But vanished is the word.
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  Speaker 2: But banish is actually the worst banishment. Banish means like
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  Speaker 2: to be kicked out.
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  Speaker 5: You're done?
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure you're making that up?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: I swear?
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  Speaker 4: What is you disappear? You can't come back? Why do
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  Speaker 4: we need the same word with a different vowel? Now
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  Speaker 4: it's not a vowel content.
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  Speaker 5: Actually a continent.
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  Speaker 3: It's a continent for the continent.
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  Speaker 5: What is consonant?
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  Speaker 3: Continent? Whatever? Any who?
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of whatever's, how would you have felt today if
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  Speaker 2: I came to the pod with somebody's ashes and a ziplock, I'd.
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  Speaker 3: Say, that's a very tiny person. That's all I can
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  Speaker 3: think about. When Sutton was carrying this back, they go,
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  Speaker 3: he is a very tiny person.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think what I mean, I hate to use
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  Speaker 2: my big brain on this, but my guess was is
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  Speaker 2: that sudden he doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Have a big brain feeling. I have feelings either.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's about time somebody realized it.
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  Speaker 3: We are ice creams.
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  Speaker 5: But my guess is that Mrce gave.
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  Speaker 2: His ashes to multiple people, so they each got a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of him.
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  Speaker 5: Abby was a little bit taken about.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if Abviy is a really good actor
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  Speaker 2: or he's just the best part of Sutton.
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  Speaker 4: I need to know how long she's had Avy and
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  Speaker 4: where does she find him?
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  Speaker 2: Well, when I got back died, I never met him,
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  Speaker 2: so he was not around when I This is his
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  Speaker 2: second year, right, No, I think this is his first
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  Speaker 2: year she had She had her karaoke before.
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  Speaker 5: Oh remember the Swift karaoke. But anyway, she's packing for Barcelona.
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  Speaker 2: She's packing the ashes they're trying to decipher. Also, I
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  Speaker 2: want to tell you guys, if you ever want to
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  Speaker 2: get ashes into a small little thing, it's.
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  Speaker 5: Not like you have to open the ziplock and pour
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  Speaker 5: the whole thing in. You could have just ripped a
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  Speaker 5: little hole in one side of the ashes.
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  Speaker 3: Can I tell you.
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  Speaker 4: About Bronx's ashes? No, so I decided to open them up.
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  Speaker 4: You know, our dog and Augusta, we know it's like sand.
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  Speaker 4: There's like chunks of shit in there. It's like bone,
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's thick. And so I just like poorted
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  Speaker 4: it in little ziploc bags and gave it to each
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  Speaker 4: one of my kids in a little box. Well the
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  Speaker 4: picture of them on top.
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  Speaker 3: But it wasn't ashes. There's no ashes in this. It
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  Speaker 3: was like thick bones.
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  Speaker 2: I've I don't know because I haven't ever opened the
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  Speaker 2: box that contain my dog's ashes. I just have the
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  Speaker 2: box with the little I bought the I spent the
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  Speaker 2: more money on the cremation to just have it pre done.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I had it pre done, but I opened it
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  Speaker 3: up to split it up.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's on you.
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  Speaker 3: You're well.
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  Speaker 5: You and MERCE have a lot in common, probably dancing.
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  Speaker 3: That's so I said to my son, here's Bronx's asshole.
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  Speaker 5: But would you want to be buried or cremated?
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  Speaker 3: I want to be stuffed like build a bear.
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  Speaker 5: That is absolutely frightening.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: I say that all the time, and I want to
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: have different outfits like build a bear. So every three
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  Speaker 4: months they have to position me in a way that
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: I'm not you know, because you get rigamortois rigamortis, you
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  Speaker 4: get riga rigga, You get riga and then so so
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  Speaker 4: they can change my clothes. And I want to be
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  Speaker 4: popped up in the corner the house at Eddie, What
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  Speaker 4: are you.
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  Speaker 5: Going to be pickled? How do you think you're gonna
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  Speaker 5: hold off?
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be stuffed like build a bear. You put
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  Speaker 4: the tube in your mouth and then all the fluff
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  Speaker 4: goes into your body and you're like a like a
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  Speaker 4: stuffed animal.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna be like Mother God, who like overdead Mother God.
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  Speaker 5: You've never of course you've never seen the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I want to be cremated. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 3: buried because I'm very claustrophobic.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like at this point, but.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really afraid of fire too.
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  Speaker 2: Auviy was ready to cremate himself just so he could
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  Speaker 2: attend this trip for the comic relief.
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  Speaker 3: I'm enjoint Navi.
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  Speaker 2: I I do. I agree too, but I don't know
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  Speaker 2: that Merce, if he's coming from all this class in grace,
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  Speaker 2: that in his heart of hearts, who was like, you
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  Speaker 2: know where I want to be cream, where I want
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  Speaker 2: my ashes thrown? Where women are fighting in a haunted house?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, right, rest in peace, merce Merce.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: If we knew anything about ballet other than the Black
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  Speaker 2: Swan movie with Natalie Portman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on a plane with Natalie once.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, are you bragging?
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  Speaker 4: We were because you know, she's from Orange County. So
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  Speaker 4: we were on a plane and she was sitting next
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  Speaker 4: to me with her husband on the.
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  Speaker 5: Other aisle, rumor has it, and she had her kid
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  Speaker 5: on the floor. Well what even she didn't put the
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  Speaker 5: kid on the floor. The kid probably wanted to be
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  Speaker 5: on the The.
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  Speaker 3: Kid was an infant, it was a car seat on
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  Speaker 3: the floor.
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  Speaker 5: Was she in first class?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I also, before we get into this next point, the
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  Speaker 2: amount of people bringing Glam and their assistance, and can.
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  Speaker 4: We talk about how Garcel was like, I can't believe
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing this, all of it the So can't you
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  Speaker 4: break it.
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  Speaker 3: Down to me?
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  Speaker 4: Because you you worked on Beverly Hills, So how does
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  Speaker 4: that work? So does Garcel pay for the Glam pay
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  Speaker 4: for their hotel?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Do they get paid to be there or they just
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  Speaker 3: get a free trip?
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  Speaker 2: It depends on whatever deal you have with your Glam,
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  Speaker 2: Like I remember mart Is the Glam on retainer. That's
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  Speaker 2: what I need to know.
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  Speaker 5: I do not think so.
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  Speaker 2: But what I found to odd was not only was
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  Speaker 2: glam there, there was also assistance there. Like Jerit's assistant
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  Speaker 2: was unpacking her. That wasn't her glam?
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  Speaker 3: Well why does she have an assistant?
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  Speaker 5: I mean I have an assistant, but I don't have
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  Speaker 5: one that travels.
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  Speaker 3: But you have a job.
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  Speaker 5: AnyWho, Wait, but we need to know why does she
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  Speaker 5: Why why would you bring an assistant to unpack your
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  Speaker 5: clothes to this is insanity.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, so they have assistance, they have glam, they
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  Speaker 2: have whatever. But then what I and come at me
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  Speaker 2: all you want the one person that appeared to travel
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  Speaker 2: without anyone, Kyle was the person that's been there the longest,
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  Speaker 2: gets paid the most.
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  Speaker 3: They don't say it, I'll say it. So Kyle had
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  Speaker 3: no glam.
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  Speaker 4: She's the one that's been the most and probably has
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  Speaker 4: the most money, and she I mean no glam at all.
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  Speaker 3: You see you're there putting her makeup on.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: So you're in there putting the makeup on on one
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  Speaker 2: of those little I tell you Vanity lights that we
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: have done an ad for, Yes, swipe up.
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  Speaker 5: I was like Vanity planets, I see you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, y planet, I love you. So I
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: took LAMB one time too.
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  Speaker 4: It was a trip to Florida. I brought my own glam.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody else brought their glam.
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  Speaker 3: Guess what happened?
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  Speaker 4: What everybody wanted to use my glam I know, And
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  Speaker 4: then production got pissed off because everybody had to stagger
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  Speaker 4: because they wanted the glamb And I'm like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 4: you finished me. If you want to make some extra money,
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  Speaker 4: go do it. But then production got pissed off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so it was a big issue.
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  Speaker 5: No, they have to pay for all of them.
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  Speaker 2: I do know that you can exchange having a business
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  Speaker 2: class ticket and you can sit and coach and then
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  Speaker 2: have two coach ticket.
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  Speaker 5: That that kind of stuff. But all of them are
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: in the first class.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: I do know that my very first season, I went
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: to New York for a fashion week and my glam
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: at the time, they.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: Were just like, were you walked in it? Pregnant?
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: No?
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: That was I was fired the year I was pregnant. No,
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: this was my first season. There was another wait, did
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: didn't you walk?
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I was coming back to me. It's coming back to me,
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: It's coming back to me, did did you Was it
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: as bad as Ramona?
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: My eyes weren't as bad as Ramona's. But my walk
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: was probably worse.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Coming back to me.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like you had a camel tooe and
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: walking like a truck driver.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: I was, but I really tried. But I was wearing
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Erica's shoes.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Walking like you a road hard and put to bed wet.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: I was why I was pregnant. Oh any hit show?
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Who the dad is?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Did it happen at fashion Week?
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: No? I was like, okay, I say pregnant, but anyway,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I snuck the glam into my room and we all
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: stayed together, and.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: That's how you got pregnant.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I was no, this was at the arm okay, sorry,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: and they told me I couldn't do that anymore.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: So then I never brought glam again.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: They frown upon it on Orange County. They do not
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: want you to bring They want you to be very authentic.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Anytime the girls bring glam now, they pay for it,
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: and they.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Well they I think they well on our show, you
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: have to pay for it, and they don't. They do
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: not want you to bring them.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to be a douche lord. I mean,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I guess I am a first, but I didn't really
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: like that Castle. I didn't really like any of those rooms.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't either. I didn't.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't look normally for Beverly Hills especially, I was
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: like luxury.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, throw that to Orange County. They
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: like they get the ship hotels.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: I was like, I was a little bit shocked and
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: taken aback by the Barcelona.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: They're in Barcelona. I've been to Barcelona.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, I thought it was beautiful the outside, but
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: they're like, Erica, look at your view and then it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: Was a tree and I was like, she's like, this
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: is love. Late late, She's like, excellent, this is great.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that I'm putting my glam up somewhere more
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: expensive than where i'mestank.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Mcgleam has a nicer room, but this is great.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Then they Kyle and Dury, they're unpacking their stuff and
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: that is exactly how Kyle packs.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: It's always just thrown in haphazardly.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I actually like the way that set and packed.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: She had everything in the hanger, and I'm thinking, because
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: she didn't do it herself, can we just talk about No,
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: she didn't do a great chop.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: She took her clothes off the hanger put him in.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: And folded it up and left the hangers on. I
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: do that well because they can outfits topring. But oh sorry,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: but that has was fugly.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: It was terrible.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: That was fugly. But then and Garcel called her out
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: on that.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: Thank god, Garcia.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I do appreciate that you will call people out, even
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: when you're friends with them, when it comes to their fashion.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Their sawsis.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: But Durie wonders if Kyle is looking for her next husband.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: On the trip.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like Durite is giving Kyle extra jabs
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: and are talking heads this year?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I think it's bullshit.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: I think that that comment was rude and disrespectful to her.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: She's not divorced. I don't even know at this point
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: if they were separated. I don't even know what they
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: are at this stage and the filmming. But to say
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: something like that, I thought was just Kyle's been married
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: twenty plus years, like give her some grace.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: And also, I'm sorry, dur you've never worn some uh
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: offense where you show your body.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: I'm starting to think the girls are jealous of Kyle's
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: rock and body.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm starting to think.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm also wondering if Durit took a confessional class
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: prior to this season, because all of a sudden she
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: is able to give those sound bites, yeah, and do
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: them well.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I said to a friend, I go, she's getting fed
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: these bites.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: He's getting fed these bites.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: But I do like that Kyle like slop back with
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: the I'm sorry, I'm not like a nineteen twenties nun
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: or something whatever.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I can't remember what it was.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I'm just making that up, but it was something like that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: And they do a flashback of her in that outfit.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on, it was a.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Dress that I mean, half of us own.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Please, it was just I'm sorry, she was unpacking her
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: own bras and I'm sorry.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I don't need professional glam to look good, bitches. Sorry,
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: sorry from my fabulousness.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, Then they sit down at the table after you know,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: now they're in the Haunted House. Everybody's worried. Anne Marie
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: then sits down and says, the first thing, well, they're
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: all trying, they're all making small talk. Nobody's doing the work.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we gotta talk about the elephant in
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: the room.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: And then Anne Marie's mustard that's as.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Good as for the love for the love. I am
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: so sick on Househi've showed.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Can we talk about the elephant in the room.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I've never seen an elephant any.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I've never seen and what does that? What does that mean?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: It means there's something ginormous we're not talking about. But
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: if there was an elephant to walk in here right now,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we'd fucking talk about it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Right well, I'm pretty sure I'd fucking run. That's what
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I would do. I'm like, elephant, give me the funk
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: out of here.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I do want to issue a congratulatory note to
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Crystal because I officially liked her for one episode of
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and that was last week's
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: but this.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Week's now, so you didn't like her this week? Tell
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: me tell me why? Tell me Teddy? Well, this is
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: tell me Teddy. That's a good podcast.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Tell me tell me Teddy Teddy. Okay, I'm not saying
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: that I.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Particularly loved Anne Marie's performance either, but and knowing both
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: human beings ye off the show, I can say there
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: is something about Crystal that always when she talks about housewives,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: not just the people but doing the show, it's like,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: oh my god, you know, like it's just I have
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: to do this, and it's like she's above it.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: So when Anne Marie said that, I could imagine I
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: saw I recognized the two other.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Picture people in that picture.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, Jen Lavidian, like I could imagine
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: they were all hanging.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Out at Ashback Pictures.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Annriy probably went to that party.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Do you know one of the girls in the picture.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Why don't you ask her?
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Because I'm not as close with them as Crystal is.
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: I don't you are Teddy fucking Walters like we have
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: you not because I don't need to ask her because
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: I already know that Crystal off camera consistently talks about
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: the show like it's like, oh my god, I can't
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: believe I have to do this.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: This is so interesting.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: That being said Anne Marie.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: So you're choosing Anne Marie over Crystal. No, okay, so
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I'm explain, explain.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: I'm not complaying that. Anne Marie has a point and
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: the editor so youved it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: You're basically saying that Crystal said those things.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: They I don't even have to say that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I watched the editors rewind back tape to a confessional
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: where Crystal did say.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: That, So, do you think that Crystal should just admit
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: she said that.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I think Crystal should say listen, sometimes I think you
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: guys are petty or what.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: She said it to their faces before right.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: She said, those are big words. I don't know that
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: you guys can handle big words, those types of.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Thing that she says.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: I like that Crystal's activated.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I just wish before Anne Marie got this activated all
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: the time, like I'll get you next, maybe we would
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: see that she had an authentic friendship with one person.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I'm just afraid she's going to talk about my esophagus
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: and I know nothing about it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: She's gonna punch me in the esophagus.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: But then, I do think the women believed Anne Marie
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: in this moment.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Well, I think we're going to find out next episode,
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: because I think that they were like hmm, but I
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: think they're dislike for Anne Marie is so strong that
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: they're like, you're not going there.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, we're gonna leave this alone. We know
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: it probably happened, but I don't want to hear about
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: anybody's esophagus anymore.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think that Amory went in too
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: hard over something that nobody cares about.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Can I just okay, So you have somebody on the show,
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: their personality, they take out the strongest party of personality.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you can look an asshole. I'm speaking from experience.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: You know her off the show?
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: No, which person Anne Marie not?
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I own no doubt like I.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Know her from We've never drank alcohol together, like I
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: see her at my son's folks.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: That's how you get to know people like.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: We've never been to a dinner, we've never partied together.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Can I have some more champagne place?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Speaking of? You know what?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I feel like I get the real tam after we've
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: had a couple of these, And I would assume, yes,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: feel the same way about me seeing your kids at
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Seeing somebody at a kid's sporting event.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: I don't think is a true judge of their shadiest character.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Right, But I do want to believe that Anne Marie
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: is a good person. She's fun because the Annory that
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: we're showing on the show right now is.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Not that interesting or likable.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Do you want to know my take?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe? Yeah, I guess so I think that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Anne Marie and Crystal bother each other because they're very similar.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, like like they're kind of like you, like a
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: what's it called a?
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: I think they're typical. No, you to the world's.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Worst Beverly Hills Housewives, Thanks a lot.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: No, I mean they are very in control of what
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: they say and do. They're a type not a typical. No,
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I type A.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I was actually not going to say, because they're type A.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I tend to like a type A person, like a
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: doctor Nicole. Who who's somebody I would like to compare
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: myself to? Okay, because I'm delusional, But I actually think.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: They could be a little brag delicious.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Oh I don't like a brag delicious.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: A little brag delicious.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Just make that word up. No, it's very I feel
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: like we should.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: I think they could be really cool for making that
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: word up and yeah, sorry.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: And anything cool I could ever say. My kids told me.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I think they can both be the type
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: that tell you how great they are.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, but did you did you hear one like
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: the forty like that?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I think it was like.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: The variety most powerful.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't know if you heard that that was iconic.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Let you know that I just got to deliver the
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: other day and it's a big.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Giant plaque saying camera made that. Yeah, and they did
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: like it. But I don't want I don't want to brag.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to brag, but brag deliciou
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Horse just won the twenty five thousand dollars Derby this
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: past week at the Oh my sho.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Was your asshole on it?
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god, any.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Happy for you. Thank you so much. I'm not gonna
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: spend a penny of it on you.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: What you won money?
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Twenty five thousand dollars.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I thought it was just like he won the twenty
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: five thousand dollars award.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't even know what I'm going to brag.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to brag about money an award?
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, what are you buying me? Nothing? I'm
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: just spending more money to show Horse new shoes.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah you get it.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Ye Okay.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: This part was very lackluster because you could tell Erica
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: wanted a big response.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm loving Eric, me too, loving Erica.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: I would love a backpillow right now. But it's fine.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: I'll just well, I'll just keep sitting straight in a
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: full sweat.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, my pits are sweating.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: I'm sweating, and I'm straight. It's getting a little it's
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: getting a little musty.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Great, I smelled a musty teddy for I have a It's.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Even an unwashed tam or pea hand.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: So it is what it is, Okay, but Erica gets
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: all excited. They're all sitting around in the haunted house.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Erica gets an email from the District Court office on
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: her appeal regarding the ear rings. The court wants to
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: trustee to prove that the money used to pay for
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: the earrings was actual client trust fund money.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Erica says, this should be a win. Is a win? Yeah?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I do feel like, yes, the women only want to
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: celebrate each other's misfortune, and especially it comes.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: To the world of housewives.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: But I also didn't fully understand what was being shedded.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not touched smart, but I don't really know if
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: this is so.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: She's saying that possibly she could get the earrings back
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: because they don't feel like they can't prove that the
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: money that was spent on the earrings was from Tom's firm.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: That it was from the victims, like it could have
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: just been money because Tom.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Tom's firm, so whatever money came into his firm, so
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: she's hoping she gets money back.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: So this is a victory.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Victory.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: It's saying that because it's now taken out of.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Its fucking fault, is what she's saying.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: She's saying, it's been taken out of the big dog
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: court and it's now in a little dog court.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: So clearly a car scares me.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: It just scares me.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: But then but they didn't even give a shit.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: They didn't even say like, oh my god, I'm sorry
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: or anything. She's just looking like, come on, I need
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: everybody to apologize to me.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: No one did, no, not even one person, shocker, not
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: even one person. And then they get in the car
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: and sudden starts burping in the backseat and Crystal says
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: she's going to throw up.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: And then Crystal gets out of.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: The veins, gets out of the car veins, she gets well, Alliston,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I sent this text message to a couple of people
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: today because.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Why her veins get pig.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to say this, I need to these
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: are my veins today?
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Do I need to go to the emergency room?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Well, sometimes when you're very lane, you're very vascular.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: So like Edie, you're you're a CRN right now, or no.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm just in the fitness industry. I'm saying, like
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Eddie when he gets.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Really lean, So you're saying, I'm lean and you're very.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Lean, so you will have low body fat, you will.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Have very you know, you can see your veins, but
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: I mean there's other medical conditions. I'm sure where your
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: veins pop out or whatever.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: But I also need to know if nine one one this.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Is works in Spain?
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Does is nine one one work in all the countries?
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: No?
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: But so I almost died when Colle's like, let's call
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: nine one one, I'm like, no, go ahead and let.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Me watch please.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: But my favorite part was not one person chimed in
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: that it wasn't nine one one.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I know, I know.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you got to push zero one one and
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: then none one one and then you're gonna get somebody.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: It's actually one one two, one one two.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Clearly somebody fed us that line. We had no idea, So.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Right now? I knew that.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Why from all the times you break your fight feet.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Overseas I have Actually, yeah, I was only in Mexico.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: When I got hurt.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: That's it, damn it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: And that's just like crawl out your hotel room and
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: hope somebody takes you to the hospital.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: But I am going to say this, as much as
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Crystal and Anne Marie aren't always our most favorite to view, yeah.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: This episode would have had not one thing to talk about.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: What about them? Not like thank goodness for them she activated.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Over, but everything they're fighting that is off camera annoying, annoying,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: so annoying.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Do you think that we're going to hear about this
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Ophacus all season long?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to move on to the things
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: they've set off camera. What is your prediction for the
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: seat order at the reunion?
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, Well, Kyle always gets first seats, always next
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: to Kyle.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to lay this out in my head. My
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: guess is one side of the couch is Kyle. It's
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: gonna little tricky because Erica popped off on Watch What
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Happens Live, But my guess is Kyle Erica.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Wait, Kyle next to Erica on the other side, like
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Kyle on this side, and then you know Andy Kyle Erica.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: It's tough.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: It's tough. I don't know the dreet and then who's
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: on the no but and then Anne.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Marie is Amory going is a Marie a housewife?
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: We got to take a little break and talk about
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Miami in Mexico.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we are are back to talk about real housewives
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: in Miami.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: The women land in Mexico City.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Gertie tells the woman that her second surgery went well
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: and there are no more cancer cell but she needs
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: to start chemo. Gertie's doctor gave her the okay to drink.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, the fact that she's even saying they gave
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: her the okay to drink makes I don't know.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: If you noticed, but I have been curious about because
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: you know, Gerty shaved her head and she went on
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Instagram Live, not Instagram Live, but Instagram and said that
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: she's actually having she keeps having to shave her head
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: or rustle is because the top of her hair is
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: not growing and she's doing anything like massaging her scalp
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: and asking for help, and it just it literally broke
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: my heart because I'm like, oh my gosh, like chemo
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: is it does so many things to the body and like.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Nerve endings and things.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Like that is just so sad, and if you guys
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: have any advice for Gerty, like, send it to her,
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: because she's really asking for help on this.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: And I think, even though we know that at this
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: point Girty is cancer free, still heartbreaking to watch because
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: you know the aftermath is just it's continual.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Then they go and their outfits were really.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Good this episode. I can say I appreciate it. Everyone's
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: licks it there good. Larsa says it hurts her feelings
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: when Alexia said that Larsa only invites her to events
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: that involve her business.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Alexia says it's true.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Then Larsa says she doesn't have a Todd so she
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: needs to work. Then Alexia says that it's disrespectful and
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: no one knows what Todd provides her. Larsa says she
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: can't rely on anyone, and Alexia says she relied on
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Scotty for twenty three years. My favorite part of this
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: entire thing, and then we'll get into this, yeah, was
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Marisol going through menopause in the middle of an entire fight.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: She saw.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: She's like me, I'm going through pay and this is
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: no shade like I'm going I'm perimenopause right now.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: I'm sweating through my clothes.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna just throw this out there. I think she's
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: already gone through menopause.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know how old she is.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: She's in her fifties.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: What age did you go through menopause?
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I never really noticed any menopause symptoms because I had
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: an ablasion in my forties because I was having issues.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: And I've never had night sweats. I've never had I've
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: never had anything, no issues whatsoever.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: But again, so now you're bragging again, I.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Guess yes, But my mom had a hysterectomy when in
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: her forties, and she's never been on hormones and never
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: had any kind of issues.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: So I think it's a genetic thing.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: But I do like Larsa, but I think in this
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: particular fight.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I have two words. What Scottie Pippen.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. Not only does she have Scotty Pippen money.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Now she's Michael Jordan's son, a billionaire, his family's billionaire,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: and I love them to death and I love them together,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: but also she has only found some money.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's got Let's not act like she doesn't
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: have money. She's not money.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: But also, let's not act like it was a compliment
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: to say, you have Todd, let's not act like that.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Well, I do think that she said it as a
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: compliant you have no I do, because I mean, I
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: don't know what Todd does, but obviously he's very wealthy,
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: and I think that she says, like, you have somebody
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: taking care of you.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: But we can't discredit.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: The fact that she had Scottie fucking peppin Mary. She's
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: married to him for twenty something years.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: But also my.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: MVP of this moment was Lisa, because when Larsa's trying
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: to have a conversation with her about it, she's like,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: it's not like Jodi pays for you, and she's like
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: not yet, like watch it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Happens live that he pays for half her brint.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: I know, But at that point with Larsa, I think
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: that her message that she was trying to get across
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: did not come across clearly because it just didn't really
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: make any sense because she has an amazing manner life
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: and it sounds like.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: They're going to get married, and he's very wealthy and
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: she does very well for herself.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: She's a hustler and now instead of having sex four
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: times today, she's having sex fun five times.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, the bladder infection of it all.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: And then we get to I know that you and
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I are probably going to disagree on this. But then
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Larsa asked Lisa if she ever goes through Jodie's phone.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Lisa says no. Lisa says she didn't have Lenny's passcode
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: until he cheated on her. Lenny wants to build Lisa
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: a house. Okay, I don't necessarily. It's one thing to
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: have your significant other's password, but to have the same
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: password I find odd.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: I don't. I mean, I don't know Eddie's password. He
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: has given it to me in the past, but I
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: don't care.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: Like I know, but you couldn't on those phone to
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: make a call.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: No, No, He's like, this is how you do it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: He one of those oh yeah, that's above my.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: And so I'm like, I don't have any need to
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: look at your phone. I just don't, I think because
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I trust him so much that I'm just like, I
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: don't really have any need. He knows my pass code
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: because it's a number that we know very well.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Oh great, now I'll figure it out.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: No, you will, I guarantee I will to know. You
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: probably will, You're such a freak.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: But I's just like I don't care, like I don't
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: if you trust somebody you're with. I mean, maybe I'm
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: a fool, or maybe it's like what I don't know
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: is not going to hurt me.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you don't know my password either because messages
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: are coming in hot. But but either way, all of
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: that conversation, it's you know it is what it is.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I know we know each other's passwords because we all
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: share iPads and.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Like all of our kick and stuff. But I would
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: never in a million years want my ex husband or
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: my soon to be ex husband to be building me
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: my home.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I don't understand that because they have a horror halt relationship.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: You want to pick out fucking faucets together? No, thank you?
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Why was he Why is he offering this?
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: If because he wants to have control of it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Listen, if somebody wants to build me a house to
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: live in cab at it, I would love that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: But why I don't believe.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: That because he doesn't want to spend the money on
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: a house that she actually wants, so he wants to
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: buy some shipbox, tear it down and then create another
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: ship box for her and make her believe.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: That it's nice. Build me a sh ship box any day.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I'm fine with it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: Fine, I'll build you a ship box.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, ship box coming my way, listen if I'm gonna
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: hold you to it. But as soon as I get
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: that hundred dollars about the frank the frank thing, I'm
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: gonna believe that's gonna come true.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: But can we talk.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: One more thing about the sex thing? If Marcus is
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: having sex with larsa five times a day, how would
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: he even have the energy to text anybody?
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: How's he?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: How's she walking? How is she walking? That's all I
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: want to know.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: No, no wonder they both were banished or vanished from
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: the Trader House so close to.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: One's murtyred one was banished.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: I don't really know the difference in that. That's what
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: I don't really know.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Well, you better read up on this because when you
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: get on that show, you're gonna need to know it.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: I bet, I mean it's weird. I haven't got any
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: offer letter.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Oh well, let me make a phone call.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Shouldn't done anything for me yet. We'll see how it goes.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Then Kiki tells Gerdy about Lars's interview where larsa said
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Gerdy had faked tears.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: I just love that, Kiki. Why can't she just hold whatever?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: They're holding a mahido? Whatever it is?
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: No is mohito.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know where this jersey. I don't know what
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: it is. Why would Jersey hold a mehito? They would
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: hold it? Forget?
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Why did wear those pants and matching shirt to Madonna?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: That's a whole other conversation.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Why would Jin Fessler to Jersey Jays? Please let us
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: know why you wore it as a shirt?
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Well after it fell Essler today? Just right now, I
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: just talked to her.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know. I don't need to see polka dots.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm I'm poka dots are coming in. They're back
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: in great let's I can't wait to see him this
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: year on you.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: I wore them one time.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: And have no fashion sense whatsoever.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: So well, my nipple covers almost out, and I'm in
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: a full sweat because there's no air conditioning where we are,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: so I'm really clearly in a.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Place to stink a little.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: M I do think Kiki should be when she put.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: That vibrator on her face after it's been who knows where.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I was like, she's my girl.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I like her, She's good.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I don't actually like those kind of vibrators. You can
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: go to my Instagram and buy the cock rings. I like,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: those are my.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Best, really pimping cock rings right now.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Nobody's paying me to do it, but I just really
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: want to give back. I also want to just talk
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: a little bit about Kiki's gatar.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: It's lightly askew.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Well, she said, I don't care these gay or straight,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: but she.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Also didn't know what seven minutes in the closet meant.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Did you not go to middle school?
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the nineteen hundreds, like what do you want
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: for my life? Seven were selling bubble yum, And in
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: middle school we weren't talking about cock.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Rings or whatever. You're seven minutes?
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: You never played Spin the bottle?
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was my first kiss.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, so spin the bottle and then the
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: next step once you've already done spined the bottle is
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: seven minutes in heaven.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: You did that in middle school in eighth grade.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: But seven minutes in Heaven was not sex. You just
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: would go ten minutes in the closet.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Not heaven, but that tas the name of the game.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: No, it's the same game. Okay, it's the same game.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You go into the closet and then you let people
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: believe whatever happened happened.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Most of the time happened in your closet.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Ryan Olsen kissed me with peanut butter breath. It wasn't
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: that great.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Joey Spencer, he kissed me. Joey Spencer kissed me. I
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: don't know, Hi, Joey Spencer.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: But Ryan, haven't seen you on the Graham lately. Don't
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: know if we follow each other.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: But Joey Spencerice's peanut butter is the makeout really really cute?
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've either one.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: They're not listening. They're probably like.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe their wives do.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Joey Spencer from Covina.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Ryan Olsen from hilton Head Island, South Carolina. Oh, yeah,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: we called him nine or two and Olsen? Oh it
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: was the nineties. I'mlike the seventies.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: That where you met shep.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: No, I met him in the third grade.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, caird grade is that when he quit school?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: No, he's actually he's edge dated unlike us.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: He's educated.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: He's educated too.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I like him. Actually he went to all the schools.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: He went to a fancy boarding school, and then he
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: went to colleges, colleges.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: He went to colleges.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: He went to colleges.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: That's great.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Then at dinner, Gertie asked Larsa, I mean this episode,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of people were coming at Larsa.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I know, my girl, I love you, Larsa.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: What what about when Julia says to Larsa, what about
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: when Marcus grabbed that girl's ass?
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: And I also got the flashbacks and she's like, we
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: weren't We went really serious then, but.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Then they're like it was over Thanksgiving.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. All I know is them
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: as a couple right now. When you first start dating,
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: like maybe you start start dating, what different? It's like
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: I was still hooking up with like, well, Matt Damon.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: By the way, can I tell you a little story
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: the way? Can I tell you a little story?
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: What?
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: So I'm in the car with Spencer and his girlfriend
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Jordan and Sophia and my phone has a magnet that
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: sticks my dashboard and you know, yes, and Teddy Mellencamp
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: sent me a text mess message and Spencer is in
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: a new relationship with this girl, right, so he's trying
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: to like impress maybe name drop or whatever. He's like, oh, Teddy,
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: is that that girl that slept with Matt Damon? And
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: I went, oh, my first of all, clearly he listens
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: to my fucking podcast. No, clearly, he wrote my paper
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: magazine obviously, and I'm like, I go what He's like,
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, didn't she sleep with Matt Damon?
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: And I go, Okay. Spencer, by the.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Way, I've never confirmed or denied this information.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Well I can confirm it because you told me.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: Fucking asshole.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: You want to know what?
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: She waited till we were on a live podcast to
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: out me on it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like I had to out you because you
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: did something shady to me.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: No, I hadn't yet. I was planning on it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Yet, but I was going to, Okay, well, maybe you
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: can do it on our live show.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: The options are endless on ways that I could screw
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: people over on this live show. I hope that if
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: you haven't purchased tickets, you zip on over.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: And yeah, purchase her ticket.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: It will be uh coming out soon.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: But then at Gertie says Larsa is the fakest of
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: them all. Gertie says, Larsa will never apologize or admit
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: to being wrong.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: I feel I feel like knowing Larsa. I don't think
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: she's fake at all.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry, I do feel like Larsa may wake
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: up with a black eye with all the hits she
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: took this episode. But I do like and I hope
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: that one day I can grow up to be this way.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: She doesn't really.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Seem to bother day. How I'm actually not almost fifty,
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I'm forty two. How old is Larsa Pippin And how
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: old are you?
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: She's forty nine fifty.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: I'm fifty ish, so still waiting to grow up.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: I have a lot of growing up.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: You have a lot of growing up to do.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: But thank you guys for tuning in to another episode
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: of Two Teas in a Pod. We have so many
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: special guests. We also have a live show coming up.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Tamer and I will do our best not to give
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: each other black eyes or start burner accounts throughout the
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: next couple of days. But I don't see how listen
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: if I can get some compromising photos of you.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: I get my ass on oc.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, if I only ran into a house.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, nice to talk to you. Don't drink and drive.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Drink responsibly.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Cheers, cheers,