Latest / Moser, Lombardi and Kane / 10-23-26 Hour 2 - Nuggets start the year 0-1/Broncos should WAX the Cardinals/Oh, By the Way...
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Out the pass off over to Mitchell up the right wing.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Mitchell's in the paint.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Layup.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Good!
- 0:06Speaker 1: Thunder lead for the first time since the first quarter
- 0:09Speaker 1: with two.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Minutes to go in the third period. Caruso has it.
- 0:14Speaker 4: Game winner Shea.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Good. The Denver Nuggets are going to lose game number
- 0:21Speaker 1: one of the 2026 season.
- 0:26Speaker 4: On the road to the Oklahoma City Thunder.
- 0:28Speaker 1: It was a really entertaining basketball game and then just
- 0:33Speaker 1: slowly started slipping away from Denver.
- 0:35Speaker 5: Nuggets drop game one on this Bud Light Football Friday.
- 0:39Speaker 5: By the way, in 20 minutes, those front row seats, 104,
- 0:44Speaker 5: section 104, seat AA, you know, the thing that's right
- 0:48Speaker 5: behind the Pelicans bench for the Nuggets home opener. We're
- 0:51Speaker 5: going to call a name at 820.
- 0:52Speaker 2: You have.
- 0:55Speaker 5: What is it, 92 seconds?
- 0:57Speaker 4: Yes.
- 0:57Speaker 5: You know what? Give them the half. Give them the
- 1:00Speaker 5: little hook on there, too. 92.5 seconds to call into Nelly.
- 1:04Speaker 5: If you do not do that, then next hour at 920,
- 1:07Speaker 5: we'll call another name. And then if that guy doesn't
- 1:10Speaker 5: call in, then it's at 1020 and so on and
- 1:12Speaker 5: so forth. Or whoever.
- 1:13Speaker 4: When are we awarding the tickets?
- 1:16Speaker 2: Well, as soon as somebody calls in, if we call
- 1:18Speaker 2: their name, then they get them.
- 1:20Speaker 5: I feel like I just described that.
- 1:21Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 1:22Speaker 7: But when is it physically going to say, hey, this
- 1:24Speaker 7: guy wins or this gal wins?
- 1:26Speaker 4: If they call in.
- 1:27Speaker 5: I feel like I just described that. Are you even listening, man?
- 1:31Speaker 5: I just said you have 92.5 seconds.
- 1:34Speaker 4: But we do this all the time.
- 1:36Speaker 7: So when this person wins, I want to talk to
- 1:38Speaker 7: them because I want to feature them since they're listeners
- 1:41Speaker 7: to our show on our pre or post game television show.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Wait, hold on a second. So here's what you're telling me.
- 1:49Speaker 2: You're going to be virtually on the Pelicans bench smelling Zion.
- 1:53Speaker 2: You get free food and free booze the entire night,
- 1:55Speaker 2: and Vic's going to put you on TV?
- 1:57Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:59Speaker 5: And to get your food and booze, you know, if
- 2:01Speaker 5: you get out of your seat, wait for a break
- 2:03Speaker 5: in the game, stand in line. No, these seats, they
- 2:07Speaker 5: bring them to.
- 2:09Speaker 6: You.
- 2:09Speaker 5: The only thing they can't do for you is like,
- 2:12Speaker 5: Bring you a urinal or a toilet. You have to
- 2:14Speaker 5: go pee yourself.
- 2:17Speaker 7: My favorite thing I've ever witnessed, and those seats are phenomenal,
- 2:21Speaker 7: is this guy was just slumped down in his seat
- 2:23Speaker 7: because he had so much food and libations brought to
- 2:26Speaker 7: him that he couldn't even move.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Really?
- 2:28Speaker 5: That's how I would be.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Yeah, just slumped there. I was like, you're going to
- 2:32Speaker 2: have to get me out of the forklift. That's what
- 2:34Speaker 2: I like to do, go to a game and become catatonic. Yes.
- 2:36Speaker 7: Okay, so whenever we get this person, the winner... I
- 2:40Speaker 7: want Nelly to get their number. I want to speak
- 2:42Speaker 7: to them on the air.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Okay, deal.
- 2:44Speaker 2: Look, man, here's the thing. Last thing on this, and
- 2:46Speaker 2: this is pretty exciting. I love our listeners.
- 2:51Speaker 4: You know I do. More and more people come into
- 2:52Speaker 4: the program every day, right?
- 2:55Speaker 2: I feel like this is a little too highbrow for
- 2:58Speaker 2: our clientele. I don't know that there's anybody out there
- 3:03Speaker 2: right now listening. That is worthy of this prize. Now, maybe, maybe,
- 3:08Speaker 2: but it doesn't feel like it. That's just my initial
- 3:11Speaker 2: visceral reaction.
- 3:12Speaker 4: I will say this.
- 3:14Speaker 7: For those of you who have attended Nuggets fans or
- 3:17Speaker 7: Nuggets games and you've sat down low, I don't know
- 3:20Speaker 7: how many of you had the opportunity, the privilege to
- 3:22Speaker 7: sit in the front row seats, literally on the floor.
- 3:25Speaker 4: It is the greatest seat in all of sports.
- 3:28Speaker 5: It is. It's in all sports.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Nobody else is pretty awesome.
- 3:31Speaker 5: Well, no other sport lets you do that.
- 3:32Speaker 7: No other sport allows that. In hockey, there's glass between
- 3:35Speaker 7: you and the ice. You can't do it.
- 3:36Speaker 4: In football, you're yards away. You're not even there.
- 3:40Speaker 7: I guess the only one that would compare is maybe
- 3:42Speaker 7: if you have front row on the green at a
- 3:44Speaker 7: PGA Tour stop.
- 3:45Speaker 4: That's it?
- 3:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:46Speaker 4: No other sport allows you that close to the actual action.
- 3:52Speaker 4: It's unreal. It will change your life. Trust me.
- 3:55Speaker 5: Our first name we're going to call at 820, so
- 3:58Speaker 5: stay tuned for that. Now, to the game last night,
- 4:00Speaker 5: a texter says, Nuggets have me. so apathetic that was
- 4:04Speaker 5: a poor effort. I entirely disagree. I think that that
- 4:07Speaker 5: was a really good effort last night. It was a
- 4:09Speaker 5: good effort against the best team in the league.
- 4:11Speaker 4: It was bad shooting. Good effort, bad shooting.
- 4:13Speaker 5: It was bad shooting, yes.
- 4:14Speaker 4: Like, here's effort.
- 4:15Speaker 5: Holding the Thunder to 96 points, holding Shea to no
- 4:19Speaker 5: buckets in the first half, that's effort. That is the
- 4:21Speaker 5: epitome of effort, actually. It's what we've been begging for
- 4:24Speaker 5: for like two years from them defensively, is to show
- 4:27Speaker 5: effort like that. And just to reiterate, kind of where
- 4:30Speaker 5: I'm at this morning is, I know it's disappointing that
- 4:33Speaker 5: you lost. And if you hold the thunder to 96 points,
- 4:37Speaker 5: it feels like a game you should win. The things
- 4:39Speaker 5: that I was concerned about heading into this year, which
- 4:41Speaker 5: was bench depth, defensive efforts and abilities. I was actually
- 4:48Speaker 5: really encouraged by the things that I was really questioning
- 4:51Speaker 5: heading into the season.
- 4:52Speaker 7: I've got my checks and balances written down here. And, um,
- 4:55Speaker 7: The goal going into that game improved the defense.
- 4:57Speaker 4: Check, right? That was a better defensive effort. They held
- 5:00Speaker 4: them to under 100 points.
- 5:01Speaker 7: Transition defense, which was a point of emphasis this offseason.
- 5:05Speaker 7: David Adelman said it many times. Our transition defense needs
- 5:08Speaker 7: to improve. Until the fourth quarter, it was great.
- 5:11Speaker 4: It was great.
- 5:11Speaker 7: The transition defense was great. Their defense on Shea, I
- 5:15Speaker 7: suggested doubling Shea.
- 5:16Speaker 4: They did that. They doubled them as many times as
- 5:18Speaker 4: they could. They held Shea in check. Their bench outscored...
- 5:22Speaker 4: The OKC bench, the vaunted deep OKC bench was outscored
- 5:26Speaker 4: by the Nuggets 33-31.
- 5:27Speaker 7: They got eight rebounds in five minutes from Trevin Brazil.
- 5:31Speaker 4: I mean, off the bench? He started the game, eight
- 5:35Speaker 4: rebounds in the first five minutes he played. He had
- 5:37Speaker 4: 12 for the game.
- 5:39Speaker 5: He's a pogo stick.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Yes.
- 5:40Speaker 4: That's what he is. Human pogo stick.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Yes.
- 5:43Speaker 4: Those are the positives.
- 5:44Speaker 7: The negatives, which proved to be their undoing, You know,
- 5:48Speaker 7: they wanted to take care of the ball this year.
- 5:50Speaker 7: They talked about having extra ball handlers and all that stuff.
- 5:53Speaker 4: They gave it away. They did not protect the rock.
- 5:56Speaker 4: Turnovers killed them.
- 5:57Speaker 7: I mean, they were getting, every time they tried to
- 6:00Speaker 7: drive in the lane in the fourth quarter, an OKC
- 6:03Speaker 7: player would get.
- 6:03Speaker 4: Their hand on the ball. Turnover, turnover, turnover. That and
- 6:06Speaker 4: the two All-Stars did not shoot the ball well. That's it.
- 6:11Speaker 5: Look, I think this game is as simple as, if
- 6:13Speaker 5: you guys remember, um, After the Chiefs game to open
- 6:18Speaker 5: up the Broncos season, Vic, you came on the air,
- 6:21Speaker 5: and that was after a terrible defensive performance by the Broncos, right?
- 6:25Speaker 5: They couldn't tackle Kenneth Walker. They couldn't tackle anybody in
- 6:28Speaker 5: the open field. They were conceding touchdowns left and right
- 6:30Speaker 5: because of bad form tackling. And you said, I'm tired
- 6:35Speaker 5: of blaming losses on the defense. The offense has to
- 6:38Speaker 5: do their job. For me last night, You lost the
- 6:41Speaker 5: game because Jokic and Murray were terrible shooting the basketball.
- 6:44Speaker 5: They combined 7 of 30 from the floor. You are
- 6:47Speaker 5: not going to win. Forget the Thunder. You'll have a
- 6:50Speaker 5: tough time beating the Pelicans if those two guys play
- 6:52Speaker 5: that way. And Jamal was especially bad in multiple areas.
- 6:56Speaker 5: He was hesitant to shoot number one. When he did shoot,
- 6:59Speaker 5: he didn't make it number two. And he turned the
- 7:01Speaker 5: ball over a lot number three.
- 7:03Speaker 4: That was a bad Jamal game. He attempted one three-pointer.
- 7:07Speaker 2: One.
- 7:08Speaker 7: He turned down several threes. David Adelman talked about it
- 7:11Speaker 7: after the game. Do we have Adelman sound? I mean,
- 7:13Speaker 7: you could tell the head coach, that's got to change, man.
- 7:16Speaker 7: You have to. That looked too similar to what we
- 7:20Speaker 7: saw in the postseason, right?
- 7:22Speaker 4: Did it not? Yes. Did it not dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble?
- 7:26Speaker 4: Too much.
- 7:28Speaker 5: Here's David Adelman after the game on the turnovers.
- 7:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, turn is over, obviously.
- 7:32Speaker 8: We did not space well either for each other. I
- 7:35Speaker 8: think sometimes you have a bad shooting night. The guys
- 7:37Speaker 8: try to do things on their own instead of playing
- 7:39Speaker 8: with the pass, and that leads to mistakes. The 21
- 7:44Speaker 8: points is not crazy off the 22, but that's what
- 7:47Speaker 8: costs you in this game, especially a game where both
- 7:49Speaker 8: teams had a really bad night offensively. It was going
- 7:52Speaker 8: to come down to details, and the turnovers were a
- 7:55Speaker 8: big deal because they shot you know, 13 more field
- 7:58Speaker 8: goal attempts. I mean, that's what happens. You don't, you know,
- 8:00Speaker 8: turn the ball over. So I just a sloppy night
- 8:03Speaker 8: from us, especially in the second half, just have to
- 8:04Speaker 8: clean it up.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:07Speaker 5: Let me ask you a question, by the way, were
- 8:09Speaker 5: you as surprised as me? So you get to about
- 8:12Speaker 5: the six minute mark in the first quarter or whatever
- 8:14Speaker 5: it was, and they're making the first subs and DeMar
- 8:17Speaker 5: DeRozan comes off the bench. I'm like, well, yeah, of course.
- 8:20Speaker 5: I was very surprised that Brazil was the first guy
- 8:22Speaker 5: off the bench with DeMar. I loved it.
- 8:26Speaker 4: I did, too.
- 8:27Speaker 5: I thought he would play this year, but, Vic, did
- 8:29Speaker 5: you expect that, that he was going to be that?
- 8:31Speaker 7: No, I didn't expect it. And you know Spencer Jones
- 8:34Speaker 7: being hurt allowed that.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Yes.
- 8:37Speaker 7: David Adelman said it yesterday. They held off with playing
- 8:40Speaker 7: Spencer Jones. He was questionable, and they decided, let's be
- 8:43Speaker 7: cautious here. And it allows us two things. It allows
- 8:47Speaker 7: him to heal up properly, and it allows us to see.
- 8:50Speaker 4: What we got. Well, we saw what they got.
- 8:53Speaker 7: So when they come down and make that same decision,
- 8:57Speaker 7: who gets the first call?
- 8:58Speaker 4: Because that's backing up Aaron Gordon, correct? Correct. Great question.
- 9:03Speaker 5: Depending on how long Cam's out, Spencer might be in
- 9:06Speaker 5: the starting lineup.
- 9:09Speaker 2: That's true as well, but that's down the road, dude.
- 9:12Speaker 4: Why not put the kid in the starting lineup?
- 9:14Speaker 6: Could.
- 9:15Speaker 5: Yeah, you could.
- 9:16Speaker 2: I didn't really realize he could rebound like he did.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Real good kid? Yeah, he is a real good kid.
- 9:22Speaker 2: You know what?
- 9:23Speaker 4: He looks youthful. Yeah, he looks the part.
- 9:26Speaker 5: Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- 9:29Speaker 4: Did you say he's got a youthful bounce?
- 9:30Speaker 5: The Nuggets don't have any players under the age of
- 9:33Speaker 5: like 28 on their roster. The first time you see one,
- 9:36Speaker 5: you're like, whoa, he looks like he's young and exuberant.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Yeah, see 23 Skidoo, we got a youngster out there.
- 9:43Speaker 5: He's a good kid. That's what we felt watching Peyton
- 9:46Speaker 5: Watson when he's here, right? He's the young guy.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 9:48Speaker 4: I paid close attention to that Cleveland game last night.
- 9:50Speaker 7: I can't believe the Cavs blew that lead. They were
- 9:53Speaker 7: up by like 27 and they lost. Peyton went two
- 9:57Speaker 7: for seven, eight points, five turnovers. I think getting into
- 10:02Speaker 7: that offense for him, and I get it. He got
- 10:06Speaker 7: his bag, and I'm happy for him. But getting shots
- 10:09Speaker 7: up on that team, good luck. We said it going there.
- 10:12Speaker 7: Good luck, Donovan Mitchell.
- 10:13Speaker 4: James Harden.
- 10:14Speaker 2: There's not enough to go around.
- 10:15Speaker 4: Good luck.
- 10:16Speaker 2: There's not enough to go around. Good luck.
- 10:18Speaker 7: You go from a team where the best player is
- 10:20Speaker 7: looking to get you shots. He's looking to find you.
- 10:23Speaker 4: By the way, that game. Their best player is looking
- 10:24Speaker 4: to shoot. Their two best players are looking to shoot
- 10:27Speaker 4: every time. True.
- 10:29Speaker 2: That game took forever. I can't tell you. I'm just like,
- 10:35Speaker 2: come on, man.
- 10:38Speaker 4: Get to... It's already a late start.
- 10:40Speaker 5: They're down 10, like, with 40 seconds left. Just cut away.
- 10:44Speaker 4: Cut away, man. Be done.
- 10:46Speaker 5: Texture says it's pretty obvious DeRozan will be in the
- 10:48Speaker 5: starting lineup with Cam out. I disagree. I think they're
- 10:50Speaker 5: going to keep him off the bench.
- 10:51Speaker 2: I think he's a valuable member off the bench. Well, listen,
- 10:54Speaker 2: Brazil to me, though, guys, honestly, Vic, he's a very
- 10:57Speaker 2: intriguing prospect here. He didn't shoot the ball particularly well,
- 11:01Speaker 2: but I didn't realize that he could rebound that well.
- 11:04Speaker 2: And if you get a second-round pick... And I know
- 11:08Speaker 2: he was 35 overall. But if you get a second
- 11:11Speaker 2: round pick that can come in and provide something for
- 11:14Speaker 2: your team, that's a little found gold. That's exactly what
- 11:17Speaker 2: I'm looking for. A little found gold.
- 11:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 11:22Speaker 2: It's like, you know, it's like getting that winter coat
- 11:25Speaker 2: out and you find a 20 in the pocket. You're like, yeah,
- 11:28Speaker 2: you're damn right. I mean, we've been waiting for that.
- 11:31Speaker 2: And if this guy can be that guy, Brett, then
- 11:33Speaker 2: that's a really good thing.
- 11:34Speaker 5: In a very basic way, I've just said it like this.
- 11:38Speaker 5: They need a couple of guys to be a thing.
- 11:40Speaker 6: Yes.
- 11:40Speaker 5: They just need them to be a thing. You don't
- 11:42Speaker 5: need to be great. You need to be a thing.
- 11:44Speaker 5: And I think Brazil is a thing. I know it's
- 11:47Speaker 5: one game, but somebody who... aggressively rebounds like that is
- 11:52Speaker 5: a rotational player.
- 11:53Speaker 4: Can I read you my notes from the game?
- 11:55Speaker 6: No.
- 11:56Speaker 5: God.
- 11:57Speaker 7: Could I read you everything I wrote down?
- 11:59Speaker 4: They deserve to be read. Fine, read them. Can I
- 12:04Speaker 4: have some note music, please, Steve? What is note music?
- 12:07Speaker 4: This better be good. How about some Stevie B? No,
- 12:12Speaker 4: I'm not reading them. I'm not a clown like Mosier. Yeah,
- 12:17Speaker 4: this is good. Good note music right here. You can
- 12:22Speaker 4: feel free to throw in what you want. First quarter,
- 12:25Speaker 4: the Nuggets had eight offensive rebounds in the first.
- 12:28Speaker 2: Eight.
- 12:29Speaker 5: That's good.
- 12:31Speaker 4: I mentioned Brazil. He had eight boards in the first
- 12:33Speaker 4: five minutes of the game. SGA was scoreless. Scoreless in
- 12:37Speaker 4: the first quarter. You can't ask for a better opening quarter,
- 12:41Speaker 4: can you?
- 12:42Speaker 2: No.
- 12:44Speaker 7: We go to the second quarter. And the Nuggets go
- 12:47Speaker 7: to their second unit. And rather than subbing five new guys,
- 12:50Speaker 7: they leave A.G. on the court with that second unit.
- 12:54Speaker 4: And it was awesome.
- 12:55Speaker 5: I feel so good!
- 12:58Speaker 7: Trouble is, they couldn't make threes. Joker had open threes.
- 13:03Speaker 7: He was one for seven in the first half.
- 13:04Speaker 5: He was wide open. They left him open.
- 13:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:07Speaker 2: They asked Joker to shoot the three, and he climbed them.
- 13:10Speaker 4: Oh, my God! On the other side, How many times
- 13:13Speaker 4: are you going to play an OKC team that couldn't
- 13:15Speaker 4: make threes either? Do you know what they shot from
- 13:17Speaker 4: three in the first half? Four for 23.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Yeah, they were junk.
- 13:21Speaker 4: They couldn't make a damn shot. Nope.
- 13:23Speaker 7: And yet the Nuggets only led by four at the half.
- 13:25Speaker 7: My favorite play from the first half, I marked it down.
- 13:28Speaker 7: Aaron Gordon had 12 points. But when he threw that
- 13:30Speaker 7: shoulder at Hartenstein, and Hartenstein toppled over as if he
- 13:35Speaker 7: got shot in the shoulder.
- 13:41Speaker 4: Third quarter.
- 13:43Speaker 7: Cam Johnson leaves the game with a sprained ankle. He
- 13:45Speaker 7: never played in the second half, so he sprained it, obviously,
- 13:48Speaker 7: in the second quarter. Did anybody see the play?
- 13:50Speaker 4: I never saw it.
- 13:50Speaker 5: Didn't see it.
- 13:51Speaker 2: No, I didn't see it.
- 13:53Speaker 4: And the big swing of the game came with the
- 13:55Speaker 4: Nuggets up by four.
- 13:58Speaker 7: CB goes baseline looking to dunk on Chet's head, on
- 14:01Speaker 7: Chet's dome. Instead, Chet gets one of those spaghetti strings
- 14:07Speaker 7: up there, blocks the shot, and it turns into an
- 14:10Speaker 7: oop the other way, cuts it to two, and it
- 14:12Speaker 7: was all OKC from there. The Nuggets miss seven straight
- 14:19Speaker 7: shots and they could never recover.
- 14:24Speaker 4: By the way, that's Brett doing all the.
- 14:28Speaker 2: Drop-ins there.
- 14:29Speaker 4: Also, Brett, put this one in there. Cason Wallace, I
- 14:32Speaker 4: made note, is better than Lou Dort. And on that
- 14:35Speaker 4: fact alone, OKC is better than they were last year. Yep,
- 14:41Speaker 4: Dort's out of the way. Common sense. Thank you. OKC's
- 14:46Speaker 4: better because Kaysen is better than Dort.
- 14:49Speaker 5: We're about to call our first name for the best
- 14:51Speaker 5: Nugget States we've ever given away. This person will have
- 14:54Speaker 5: 92 and a half seconds to call back and claim
- 14:56Speaker 5: seats in section 104, row AA, right behind the visiting
- 14:59Speaker 5: team's bench with all-inclusive food and drinks delivered right to
- 15:03Speaker 5: their seats. Don't go anywhere. The first name is next.
- 15:05Speaker 5: It's a Bud Light Football Friday. Nelly, you got that
- 15:07Speaker 5: timer ready?
- 15:08Speaker 4: It's right here, boss. All right.
- 15:12Speaker 5: So once I get done with this and I call
- 15:14Speaker 5: this name, you have 92 and a half seconds to
- 15:17Speaker 5: call Steve Nelson to sit right behind the Pelicans bench
- 15:22Speaker 5: for the Nuggets home opener. And the first person with
- 15:26Speaker 5: a chance to claim the best tickets we've ever given away.
- 15:30Speaker 5: 92 and a half seconds to get your tickets in
- 15:33Speaker 5: section 104, row AA. And everyone who texted during the
- 15:37Speaker 5: Nuggets ticket Thursday yesterday was eligible. So if this person
- 15:40Speaker 5: doesn't call back, we'll do another name at 920. That
- 15:43Speaker 5: name is Bill Wright. Bill, you have 92 and a
- 15:49Speaker 5: half seconds starting now. Nelly timer, go.
- 15:52Speaker 4: Bill, don't be wrong. Be right.
- 15:55Speaker 5: Bill Wright, 92 and a half seconds to call back
- 15:59Speaker 5: and claim these tickets. If not, at 920, we're doing
- 16:01Speaker 5: another name. So.
- 16:04Speaker 4: I want to see if that phone rings.
- 16:06Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 16:06Speaker 4: 92 seconds.
- 16:07Speaker 5: Now, like, can we have some waiting music? I'll keep
- 16:10Speaker 5: an eye on the phones for you.
- 16:11Speaker 4: 92 and a half seconds.
- 16:12Speaker 5: Let's do some waiting music.
- 16:13Speaker 4: Like, Bill Wright.
- 16:15Speaker 5: Bill Wright. You have 92. What are we at now?
- 16:18Speaker 4: That's such a generic name.
- 16:19Speaker 5: How many seconds are we at right now?
- 16:21Speaker 3: It's been about 30 seconds elapsed.
- 16:23Speaker 5: Oh, you got about a minute, Bill. You got a
- 16:26Speaker 5: minute left.
- 16:27Speaker 4: Bill Wright. Trust me, if you've never been down there
- 16:30Speaker 4: for a game, it will change your life.
- 16:32Speaker 5: I love this. The texture says, I'll be your Bill.
- 16:35Speaker 5: I'll be your Bill.
- 16:37Speaker 2: Oh, come on, man.
- 16:38Speaker 5: I'll beat you, Doug.
- 16:38Speaker 4: You should change his name to William Wright.
- 16:40Speaker 3: Hang on.
- 16:40Speaker 5: We got a call here. Nelly's on the phone. Let's
- 16:43Speaker 5: see if it's a faker.
- 16:44Speaker 4: What if it's a faker?
- 16:46Speaker 5: What if it's somebody trying to run out the clock
- 16:48Speaker 5: on Nelly?
- 16:48Speaker 4: You got to have ID, you know.
- 16:50Speaker 5: Yeah, how do you check this? Wait, wait, Nelly, was
- 16:52Speaker 5: that not him?
- 16:53Speaker 3: I said, hey, who am I speaking to? And then
- 16:55Speaker 3: they hung up, so.
- 16:56Speaker 7: Uh-oh.
- 16:56Speaker 5: How many seconds left? Where's that timer at?
- 16:59Speaker 4: Looks like Wright's going to be wrong.
- 17:01Speaker 2: Everybody else right now is going, don't call in, Bill.
- 17:03Speaker 5: Don't call in.
- 17:04Speaker 4: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- 17:06Speaker 5: Wait, no call gone? Well, how many seconds, Nelly? How
- 17:08Speaker 5: many seconds?
- 17:10Speaker 3: We're going to add a little extra. Stuff to account
- 17:12Speaker 3: for the radio delay. So we got about 10 seconds
- 17:15Speaker 3: plus some change.
- 17:16Speaker 5: All right, 10 seconds plus change. What is change?
- 17:19Speaker 4: What the hell is that?
- 17:20Speaker 5: We're on a delay, man.
- 17:21Speaker 4: We're on a delay. Bill's done.
- 17:23Speaker 5: Come to the studio and listen. Sorry, Bill. You're done.
- 17:26Speaker 4: Later, Bill Wright.
- 17:27Speaker 5: Let's all do the countdown. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Bill,
- 17:29Speaker 5: you're done.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Now you're done. 2, 1.
- 17:37Speaker 5: Done.
- 17:37Speaker 4: Done. Done.
- 17:39Speaker 5: Guess what, everybody? 920.
- 17:43Speaker 4: That's embarrassing.
- 17:44Speaker 5: 920. We'll draw another name now.
- 17:46Speaker 4: Bill.
- 17:48Speaker 5: You done messed up, Bill?
- 17:49Speaker 4: Bill, it's embarrassing. Here's the thing. What could be more important?
- 17:53Speaker 4: Let's say you're Bill Wright. Right.
- 17:56Speaker 2: And you're in a coma. Literally in a coma.
- 18:00Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 18:01Speaker 4: For these seats... You wake up from your coma.
- 18:05Speaker 5: 100%.
- 18:06Speaker 2: And you get on your cell phone and you call, like,
- 18:08Speaker 2: right away. That's what you do. If you're in surgery,
- 18:12Speaker 2: you instruct the surgeon to say, hey, look, gallbladder aside, bro,
- 18:17Speaker 2: if he calls my name, you gotta wake me up.
- 18:19Speaker 4: I gotta call in.
- 18:20Speaker 5: Alright. Well, guess what? This is now kaput.
- 18:24Speaker 4: Later, Bill.
- 18:25Speaker 5: No more Bill.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Bill, you've made the biggest mistake of your life. Um.
- 18:30Speaker 7: Muhammad writes in, I sat in those exact same seats
- 18:34Speaker 7: right behind the visitor's bench.
- 18:35Speaker 4: I can never go to a Nuggets game and sit
- 18:37Speaker 4: there and not sit there now. Those seats changed my life.
- 18:39Speaker 5: You're damn right, Muhammad.
- 18:41Speaker 2: Yep.
- 18:41Speaker 4: You're totally right, man.
- 18:42Speaker 5: All right. So at 920, we'll draw another name.
- 18:46Speaker 4: Everybody else is like, thank God.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Yeah. I love it.
- 18:50Speaker 7: Dude, it's so wild because when you're down there, here's
- 18:52Speaker 7: the things you get. You can hear the entire conversations
- 18:56Speaker 7: taking place on the bench.
- 18:57Speaker 4: Right.
- 18:57Speaker 7: You can hear the conversations between the referees and the players.
- 19:00Speaker 7: You can hear the players go.
- 19:01Speaker 4: At each other. It's hilarious. You could feel the physicality,
- 19:05Speaker 4: not just see it. You could feel it.
- 19:06Speaker 2: You could smell it. Yes. You could taste it. If
- 19:09Speaker 2: you leave your mouth.
- 19:10Speaker 4: Open, you can taste it.
- 19:12Speaker 2: All right.
- 19:12Speaker 4: Now that's just gross. And it's gross.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Now, what am I supposed to do with Sunday?
- 19:19Speaker 4: What do you mean? What am I supposed to do
- 19:21Speaker 4: with this football game? What am I supposed to do?
- 19:24Speaker 7: You ask the most obtuse questions. Like, I'm not sure
- 19:29Speaker 7: what you mean by this.
- 19:30Speaker 5: I don't know how to respond.
- 19:31Speaker 2: You know, what's crazy, though, is I'm not sure. I'm
- 19:34Speaker 2: trying to think back of all my fandom over the
- 19:36Speaker 2: years watching football. I'm not sure that I've ever gone
- 19:42Speaker 2: into a game week to week not knowing what I'm
- 19:46Speaker 2: going to get or knowing exactly what I'm going to get.
- 19:50Speaker 4: I'm going to get. I'm going to tell you what's
- 19:51Speaker 4: going to happen Friday.
- 19:52Speaker 5: My brain is a pretzel, Vic. I don't know what
- 19:55Speaker 5: to do.
- 19:55Speaker 4: Let me handle it for you.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Please.
- 19:57Speaker 7: I said the game against Seattle would be a close game,
- 19:59Speaker 7: and it was. I said the game against the Chargers
- 20:02Speaker 7: would be a close game, and it was. I think
- 20:05Speaker 7: the Broncos are going to win this game handily, and
- 20:07Speaker 7: I think they're going to win it 28-14.
- 20:09Speaker 4: It feels, you know what, Vic, because it feels like
- 20:12Speaker 4: it should be that.
- 20:13Speaker 2: I think you're right. I've been agreeing with you a
- 20:15Speaker 2: lot this week, which is really rare.
- 20:18Speaker 4: Well, congratulations.
- 20:19Speaker 2: I think you're right on the money with that. I
- 20:21Speaker 2: think the Broncos are going to win by two touchdowns.
- 20:23Speaker 5: Vic, before you freak out at me, can I just
- 20:25Speaker 5: give you a number and then just offer that to
- 20:27Speaker 5: you and keep my mouth shut and get your reaction?
- 20:29Speaker 4: Whatever number you want. My loins don't lie.
- 20:31Speaker 5: Do you know what the Broncos average yards per play
- 20:36Speaker 5: this year?
- 20:37Speaker 4: Oh, it's awful.
- 20:37Speaker 2: It's like 4.9 or something. 4.4.
- 20:40Speaker 5: 4.4, which is bad. You can measure their offense in
- 20:47Speaker 5: inches gain per play. But here's the point to this.
- 20:54Speaker 5: It's the worst in franchise history. In the history of
- 20:58Speaker 5: the Broncos, they have not averaged less than 4.4 yards
- 21:02Speaker 5: per play. Do you know what the second worst is?
- 21:06Speaker 5: They had a year where they.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Averaged 4.41 yards. Yeah, that's Nate Hackett's year.
- 21:13Speaker 5: That was the 1977 team that made the Super Bowl.
- 21:17Speaker 4: Okay, different era, different team.
- 21:19Speaker 5: That's why I said I'm going to shut up and
- 21:20Speaker 5: just let you say it.
- 21:21Speaker 4: You better just shut your face open.
- 21:23Speaker 5: Just saying.
- 21:24Speaker 4: Shut your face open?
- 21:25Speaker 7: Let me show you how you should shut your face open.
- 21:27Speaker 7: Because I've heard this comp before. I've heard, oh, you know,
- 21:30Speaker 7: Bo is just the second coming of Craig Morton.
- 21:32Speaker 4: That's all it is. All you people who think that
- 21:36Speaker 4: you can go back in history and make these comps
- 21:38Speaker 4: by looking at stats... You're just dumb stat people. If
- 21:42Speaker 4: you don't change your face, I'm going to change it
- 21:44Speaker 4: for you.
- 21:44Speaker 7: You're dumb geeks. Because I'm going to give you some
- 21:47Speaker 7: context to your dumb geekdom. First of all, the offenses
- 21:53Speaker 7: were completely different back then. The way they operated, the
- 21:56Speaker 7: way they handled themselves, there was not enough room on
- 21:59Speaker 7: the field the way they have them today.
- 22:01Speaker 4: Secondly, did you know who the offensive player of the
- 22:05Speaker 4: year was? The AFC offensive player of the year?
- 22:07Speaker 2: Greg Morton.
- 22:08Speaker 4: It was the Broncos quarterback!
- 22:13Speaker 5: Look, all I did was give you a number. That's
- 22:15Speaker 5: all I did.
- 22:15Speaker 7: The offensive player of the year for a team that
- 22:19Speaker 7: produced those kind of yards was the Broncos quarterback. So
- 22:24Speaker 7: take your geekdom and put it aside.
- 22:31Speaker 5: For the record, you said worst since, your guess was
- 22:35Speaker 5: worst since Nate Hackett, right? That offense. You want to
- 22:39Speaker 5: hear a funny number about that?
- 22:40Speaker 2: I would love to hear a funny number about that.
- 22:42Speaker 5: The Broncos average 252.2 yards per game. It's 31st in
- 22:46Speaker 5: the league. The only team worse is the Titans. Take
- 22:49Speaker 5: a guess how many yards per game that Hackett offense got.
- 22:53Speaker 6: 271.
- 22:53Speaker 2: What do you think, Vic?
- 22:56Speaker 4: What's the question again?
- 22:58Speaker 5: Nate Hackett's offense. The Broncos offense this year averages 252.2
- 23:02Speaker 5: yards per game. It's 31st in the league. What did
- 23:04Speaker 5: Hackett's offense do?
- 23:05Speaker 4: It was around there.
- 23:07Speaker 5: No, it was 325 yards. You're kidding.
- 23:09Speaker 4: You ever done anything dangerous? There is.
- 23:12Speaker 5: It was a 70-plus yard separation.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Wow.
- 23:17Speaker 4: Pre-game.
- 23:17Speaker 2: That's crazy. But there are so many things working in
- 23:20Speaker 2: the Broncos' favor this weekend. They're going to get to
- 23:23Speaker 2: Jacoby Brissett. I mean, they sacked Darnold five times. Cooper's back.
- 23:28Speaker 2: So that's a positive.
- 23:29Speaker 5: The Broncos are at 4.4 yards per play this year.
- 23:31Speaker 5: They averaged 5.1.
- 23:32Speaker 4: It doesn't matter what they are.
- 23:34Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. If you want an elixir, if I
- 23:37Speaker 2: was saying to you, what ails you?
- 23:40Speaker 4: Drink this.
- 23:41Speaker 5: This is it.
- 23:42Speaker 2: This is the drink. The Arizona Cardinals defense is the drink.
- 23:46Speaker 2: Do you know how many points they've allowed so far
- 23:47Speaker 2: this year? 178 points through six games.
- 23:51Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
- 23:54Speaker 2: If you can't get fat against these guys, you know
- 23:57Speaker 2: what it is, man? It's okay. What's the cracker barrel?
- 24:03Speaker 2: The country buffet, whatever, okay? They open the door and say,
- 24:07Speaker 2: here's a buffet. Eat. So you're telling me it doesn't matter.
- 24:11Speaker 2: The Broncos are going to refute.
- 24:13Speaker 4: Whatever. Golden Corral.
- 24:14Speaker 2: You're telling me.
- 24:15Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm telling you it doesn't matter.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Yes.
- 24:19Speaker 5: You want to know why? You want to know why?
- 24:20Speaker 4: Why?
- 24:21Speaker 5: There's one category that they are league worst in that
- 24:24Speaker 5: you can't be as an offense. Bo Nix is one
- 24:29Speaker 5: of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL right now. There's no...
- 24:32Speaker 5: This isn't even up for debate.
- 24:33Speaker 4: I'm telling you, this is it, Vic.
- 24:36Speaker 5: Here's the worst quarterbacks in the NFL this season to
- 24:38Speaker 5: this point.
- 24:38Speaker 4: Okay?
- 24:40Speaker 5: It's Bo Nix. It's Cam Ward. It's Daniel Jones. It's
- 24:44Speaker 5: Justin Herbert. And Malik Willis. Those are your bottom five.
- 24:50Speaker 5: And I don't think there's any getting around that. When
- 24:53Speaker 5: you have that, think about those offenses for a second.
- 24:56Speaker 5: Are they good?
- 24:57Speaker 2: No.
- 24:58Speaker 5: And one of those offenses has, like, Jonathan Taylor in it,
- 25:01Speaker 5: and it's still not good.
- 25:02Speaker 4: And what's the record of all those teams?
- 25:04Speaker 7: Terrible.
- 25:05Speaker 5: Terrible. They're awful.
- 25:06Speaker 4: They're awful.
- 25:07Speaker 2: Then why are the Broncos 4-2?
- 25:09Speaker 7: Because they have a damn good opportunistic defense that is
- 25:12Speaker 7: basically carrying the offense.
- 25:14Speaker 2: I'm here to tell you right now, Broncos fans, I
- 25:16Speaker 2: want you to listen up to me right now.
- 25:18Speaker 4: Listen. And they do just enough.
- 25:21Speaker 2: You listen to me, driving people crazy.
- 25:24Speaker 4: Home people.
- 25:25Speaker 2: Alexa, play altitude 92.5. If you can't get fat against
- 25:28Speaker 2: these guys, the Cardinals have lost nine straight games at home.
- 25:32Speaker 2: They can't win at home. It's the longest home skid
- 25:37Speaker 2: since they moved to Arizona in the 80s. Their offensive
- 25:43Speaker 2: line has a rookie tackle playing.
- 25:45Speaker 4: Mosier, in the history of football.
- 25:47Speaker 2: If you can't beat these nerds and beat them good,
- 25:49Speaker 2: then you know what?
- 25:51Speaker 4: Then you don't deserve it, man. In the history of
- 25:53Speaker 4: the National Football League, Mark Mosier, how many times have
- 25:57Speaker 4: the Cardinals beaten the Denver Broncos?
- 25:59Speaker 2: One time in history.
- 26:00Speaker 1: One time.
- 26:01Speaker 2: One time, and everything is stacking in the Broncos' favor.
- 26:05Speaker 2: So if you tell me, Brett, you look at me
- 26:06Speaker 2: with that stupid shirt on and friggin' hieroglyphics. Grandma's good China.
- 26:12Speaker 4: Yeah, that looks like something that comes out of an
- 26:14Speaker 4: Egyptian pyramid. It does. It really does.
- 26:17Speaker 5: I'm Egyptian?
- 26:18Speaker 4: It's too busy.
- 26:20Speaker 2: But if you're telling me and you're looking at me
- 26:22Speaker 2: and saying, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Well, it should matter.
- 26:24Speaker 4: You know what?
- 26:25Speaker 2: It damn well should matter.
- 26:27Speaker 5: If you're to be.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Taken seriously as a team, and I don't care if
- 26:31Speaker 2: your offense has been dog butt bad. I don't care.
- 26:34Speaker 2: You go to State Farm Stadium against a crappy Arizona
- 26:38Speaker 2: team that gives up 30.
- 26:39Speaker 4: Points a game. They beat the Rams. The Rams shmams.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Their only wins have been at SoFi against the Chargers
- 26:47Speaker 2: and the Rams.
- 26:48Speaker 4: That's a good point. You go down there and you
- 26:51Speaker 4: beat these guys.
- 26:52Speaker 5: Look at King Tut over here.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, King Tut.
- 26:58Speaker 4: Hey, Ramsey's.
- 27:01Speaker 2: Akhenaten.
- 27:02Speaker 4: Akhenaten.
- 27:03Speaker 5: I'm going to find about 10 more shirts just like this.
- 27:05Speaker 7: I do have to say this about the movie Moses.
- 27:09Speaker 7: Ramsey's was a badass until he got got.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Until he got got in the part of the.
- 27:15Speaker 4: But the way he walked around with those big calves
- 27:18Speaker 4: and those sandals.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Yep.
- 27:20Speaker 4: Big old calves. That's what pharaohs do, dude. I keep.
- 27:24Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I can't stop looking at these numbers.
- 27:27Speaker 7: Take a look at those Cavs that Ramsey's sported.
- 27:30Speaker 4: Find me a shot of Ramsey's Cavs.
- 27:31Speaker 2: How are they now?
- 27:35Speaker 5: The Broncos right now average 168 passing yards per game.
- 27:40Speaker 4: That's putrid.
- 27:43Speaker 5: What did they have the year under Nate Hackett?
- 27:45Speaker 2: Oh, my.
- 27:46Speaker 4: Here we go.
- 27:47Speaker 2: So this is Russ and Nate.
- 27:48Speaker 4: That's Russ's first year. He didn't throw it all that bad.
- 27:50Speaker 7: So how many did they average? 168 passing yards. I
- 27:53Speaker 7: think they were at 250 under Hackett. I'll say 263.
- 27:56Speaker 5: 236. Like, still not... Well, it was 12th in the
- 28:00Speaker 5: league per game. 236. Like, this is what's so weird.
- 28:06Speaker 5: And what did Sean Payton say when he first got here?
- 28:12Speaker 5: It was maybe the.
- 28:15Speaker 4: Worst.
- 28:16Speaker 5: Coaching job in the history of the NFL.
- 28:19Speaker 4: Correct, yes.
- 28:20Speaker 5: He wasn't talking about the defense.
- 28:21Speaker 2: Directly under the bus.
- 28:23Speaker 5: Like, this is what I'm talking about here.
- 28:25Speaker 2: And his offense right now is 70 yards worse per game?
- 28:29Speaker 4: Yes.
- 28:30Speaker 5: Through the air?
- 28:30Speaker 4: Well, you know what, Sean? Fix it! I'm already in
- 28:34Speaker 4: a sour mood today.
- 28:35Speaker 2: I can't even imagine for the life of me.
- 28:39Speaker 7: I think you're in a sour mood for this reason.
- 28:41Speaker 7: I think it's come down to this. I think I
- 28:43Speaker 7: know what's at your subconscious. And, you know, my brother
- 28:45Speaker 7: just texted me with something. I know what's eating everyone
- 28:48Speaker 7: right now.
- 28:49Speaker 4: I know what it is. And it's this. I know
- 28:53Speaker 4: what it is.
- 28:55Speaker 7: After watching that Nuggets game last night, I think deep
- 28:58Speaker 7: down you think.
- 29:01Speaker 4: There's no way the Nuggets can win a championship against.
- 29:04Speaker 7: That team with that team in their way unless that
- 29:07Speaker 7: team has an injury or something crazy.
- 29:11Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely not part of my brain at all. Nope.
- 29:14Speaker 4: That's it.
- 29:17Speaker 5: You're talking about the Thunder last night? Yeah. No, I
- 29:21Speaker 5: don't necessarily feel that way.
- 29:23Speaker 4: Can you beat that team in seven games?
- 29:25Speaker 5: Yes, I think if you're healthy, you can.
- 29:27Speaker 2: Put the ball in the bucket. You did every, your
- 29:30Speaker 2: bench outscored them. You held them to 36% from the floor.
- 29:34Speaker 2: They shot 43 free throws and made 11. You did
- 29:37Speaker 2: everything right, except you didn't put the ball in the bucket.
- 29:40Speaker 4: You put the ball in the bucket, and you win.
- 29:44Speaker 5: You asked a different question, though, Vic.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Put the brown thing in the round thing, and you win.
- 29:48Speaker 5: You asked, can they beat them in a seven-game series? Yeah,
- 29:52Speaker 5: they can. I wouldn't bet on it, but they could
- 29:54Speaker 5: do it.
- 29:55Speaker 4: I'm flummoxed. Yeah, they could do it.
- 29:56Speaker 2: I'm so flummoxed at this point. Man, I swore to
- 30:00Speaker 2: the Lord above, if they don't go down to Arizona
- 30:04Speaker 2: and just smoke those fools, it's going to be really disappointing.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Everything is saying they should go down there and just
- 30:11Speaker 2: beat those guys up.
- 30:12Speaker 5: No, it's not. What are you talking about? Everything is
- 30:16Speaker 5: saying they should. Look at your own squad. I just
- 30:19Speaker 5: told you. They throw for 168 yards a game. What
- 30:22Speaker 5: is the everything you're talking about here? The everything I'm
- 30:26Speaker 5: saying is that they can't do it.
- 30:28Speaker 2: All right, I got to text back Jim here. Lighten
- 30:32Speaker 2: up your face, Jim.
- 30:34Speaker 6: Okay.
- 30:35Speaker 5: Moshe, you're talking to me, not to Jim on the
- 30:36Speaker 5: text line. I'm having a conversation with you.
- 30:38Speaker 4: Well, Brett, listen.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Then who are you supposed to be?
- 30:42Speaker 4: Who are you?
- 30:43Speaker 2: Seriously, I'm being dead serious.
- 30:45Speaker 5: Who are you as a football team? We're over a
- 30:47Speaker 5: third of the way through the season. Every single week
- 30:49Speaker 5: has looked the exact same way. You know what it is.
- 30:52Speaker 5: You just don't like it.
- 30:54Speaker 4: Who are you supposed to be? I do enjoy Jim's
- 30:57Speaker 4: shot at you. Lighten up on the testosterone injections, buddy.
- 31:01Speaker 4: That could have something to do with the mood you're in.
- 31:03Speaker 4: You're always touting those injections. Oh, I'm getting injected today.
- 31:07Speaker 4: Got more injections coming. It has absolute... Okay.
- 31:10Speaker 2: So my testosterone injections, that accounts for the Nuggets not
- 31:15Speaker 2: being able to score the ball last night.
- 31:17Speaker 4: It accounts for your mood.
- 31:18Speaker 2: That accounts for Joker going one for seven from three-point range.
- 31:20Speaker 4: By the way.
- 31:21Speaker 2: That accounts for an offense that's averaging 168 crap yards
- 31:24Speaker 2: through the air....
- 31:27Speaker 5: For a guy who had a website that was called SaveRogerMaris.com,
- 31:31Speaker 5: whatever it was, and you're doing testosterone injections?
- 31:33Speaker 1: Wow.
- 31:34Speaker 5: Bad principle. You're an unprincipled man. The Cardinals last.
- 31:40Speaker 2: Week, Vic, they won the game without scoring a touchdown.
- 31:42Speaker 2: How often do you shoot up? Their kicker can shoot
- 31:48Speaker 2: yourself off. Six field goals, Vic. You shoot yourself up
- 31:53Speaker 2: in the butt? How do you shoot yourself up?
- 31:55Speaker 5: SaveRogerMarris.com. But you know what? Come over to Mosher's, guys.
- 31:59Speaker 5: He's got all the goods. I hate steroids until I
- 32:05Speaker 5: do them.
- 32:05Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 32:06Speaker 5: I would never.
- 32:07Speaker 7: Take anything that would make me different.
- 32:12Speaker 5: You know what, Moshe? You always talk about going back
- 32:15Speaker 5: to Coors Field and doing the speed pitch thing, whatever
- 32:18Speaker 5: that is, saying you can beat Vic. I would say
- 32:20Speaker 5: that your numbers are juiced and that it doesn't count,
- 32:22Speaker 5: even if you do win.
- 32:23Speaker 7: Mosher, you would not throw the ball faster than me
- 32:25Speaker 7: if you took two-month straight roids in your belly.
- 32:28Speaker 5: Do you know what really— Vic, no, no, this is great.
- 32:29Speaker 5: If Mosher ever beats you on the golf course, just
- 32:31Speaker 5: say he's cheating.
- 32:33Speaker 4: I could do that.
- 32:34Speaker 5: He's on enhancements.
- 32:34Speaker 4: Do you know what really— At first, he's got to
- 32:36Speaker 4: beat me.
- 32:36Speaker 2: Do you know what really, really rubbed salt in the
- 32:39Speaker 2: wound the other night in New Jersey?
- 32:41Speaker 6: What?
- 32:42Speaker 2: You know what they play after they win in New Jersey,
- 32:44Speaker 2: what song they play? Glory days, they'll pass you by,
- 32:50Speaker 2: glory days. And here comes the line, and I cringe.
- 32:54Speaker 2: He can throw that speedball, but I just, I want
- 32:57Speaker 2: to strangle Springsteen's neck.
- 32:59Speaker 6: What?
- 33:00Speaker 4: Moj, instead of spiking yourself with testosterone, try Valium.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Bro, you know what? You just shut it. This team
- 33:09Speaker 2: should go down there and wax those guys. Put the
- 33:11Speaker 2: ball in the cylinder. Score some goals. Come out, come
- 33:16Speaker 2: out like with your hair on fire tonight.
- 33:18Speaker 5: Can you inject your putter to fix it with something?
- 33:21Speaker 4: I'm going to inject you in about two seconds. Go
- 33:23Speaker 4: to break. Oh, stories out there that are weird and dumb.
- 33:28Speaker 2: Bye. I'm sick of this alien crap. The.
- 33:31Speaker 4: Is this for your information? What's the name of this
- 33:33Speaker 4: segment again? Way. Oh, by the way.
- 33:34Speaker 5: Oh, by the way.
- 33:35Speaker 6: Oh, by the way.
- 33:36Speaker 5: A Mexican Batman duct taping thieves to light poles.
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- 33:53Speaker 5: It's a Bud Light Football Friday. A reminder, we did
- 33:57Speaker 5: not get a caller at 820. So at 920 is
- 34:00Speaker 5: another chance for you to win tickets. Section 104, row AA.
- 34:07Speaker 5: Right behind the Pelicans bench for the Nuggets home opener.
- 34:09Speaker 5: So that's at 920. You hear your name called. You
- 34:12Speaker 5: have 92 and a half seconds to call back. So
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- 34:24Speaker 5: Best library you've ever done, Moshe.
- 34:25Speaker 4: Best one. That was hilarious, Moshe. You held it together.
- 34:29Speaker 4: You didn't bail out. You didn't hit the eject button.
- 34:32Speaker 4: You stayed in there. You stayed in the batter's box.
- 34:35Speaker 3: And you left your camera on.
- 34:37Speaker 6: Yes.
- 34:38Speaker 4: Good stuff, Moshe. Hey, I'll start today.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Did you see what happened last night in that Thursday
- 34:43Speaker 2: night football game? Something that hasn't happened in 16 years
- 34:45Speaker 2: in the NFL. The Chicago Bears were flagged for an
- 34:52Speaker 2: illegal forward handoff.
- 34:54Speaker 4: Oh, to Tunney? Correct. Oh, man, that was funny.
- 34:58Speaker 2: Illegal forward handoff. You can't take the ball if you're
- 35:03Speaker 2: Caleb Williams and give it to your guard. You can't
- 35:05Speaker 2: do it.
- 35:06Speaker 4: He gave it to his guard.
- 35:07Speaker 5: I wondered that. Like, I know you can't pass it
- 35:10Speaker 5: to them, but I thought, could you hand it to them?
- 35:12Speaker 2: You cannot.
- 35:13Speaker 6: No.
- 35:13Speaker 5: Well, what about when they do the Fumbaruski? Is that
- 35:16Speaker 5: illegal now? I think it's outlawed now. Is it?
- 35:18Speaker 2: Once the ball passes the line of scrimmage, you can't
- 35:21Speaker 2: have a forward handoff under any circumstances to any player.
- 35:24Speaker 5: So wait, if Tooney ran behind him, would that be okay?
- 35:28Speaker 2: It's legal to hand the ball off behind the line
- 35:30Speaker 2: of scrimmage, obviously, but only to a player who's eligible
- 35:33Speaker 2: to have the ball, such as a running back or
- 35:34Speaker 2: a receiver. You cannot give it to a guard.
- 35:37Speaker 5: Okay, so even if he went behind him, it wouldn't
- 35:39Speaker 5: matter because he's an offensive lineman.
- 35:40Speaker 4: That is correct. Yeah, but you know what?
- 35:42Speaker 2: Unless he checks in as a running back. Okay.
- 35:45Speaker 4: How about some of those zone reads? Hold on. Those
- 35:48Speaker 4: zone read plays where the.
- 35:50Speaker 7: Running back sort of runs that mesh with the quarterback
- 35:53Speaker 7: and takes a step in front of the quarterback before
- 35:56Speaker 7: taking the ball.
- 35:57Speaker 4: How is that legal?
- 35:58Speaker 2: Well, that's fine because he's behind the line of scrimmage. Ah. Now,
- 36:02Speaker 2: if they both get to the line of scrimmage and
- 36:03Speaker 2: then he hands it off to them, illegal. But you never, ever, ever,
- 36:07Speaker 2: ever see that ever. Ever.
- 36:09Speaker 4: By the way.
- 36:11Speaker 5: Whether it's legal or not, that was a dumb play call.
- 36:13Speaker 5: I know that Ben Johnson's like mad scientist about his plays,
- 36:16Speaker 5: and a lot of them are really cool. That one
- 36:18Speaker 5: was stupid.
- 36:19Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, I don't know if you guys
- 36:21Speaker 4: are aware of this. Is anybody aware? Let me see.
- 36:24Speaker 4: Is anybody aware that the World Series starts tonight?
- 36:27Speaker 2: Yes.
- 36:28Speaker 7: Game one of the World Series, Milwaukee and Tampa Bay.
- 36:32Speaker 4: First question is, who do we want?
- 36:35Speaker 5: I want the Rays.
- 36:36Speaker 4: I'll take the Rays. I'll take the Rays.
- 36:38Speaker 5: I actually don't mind either way. Neither of these teams
- 36:42Speaker 5: have a World Series, do they? The Brewers don't.
- 36:45Speaker 2: Nope.
- 36:46Speaker 5: And I know, yeah, the Rays don't.
- 36:47Speaker 4: They got close with Robin Yount that era, but they
- 36:49Speaker 4: never won one.
- 36:50Speaker 2: Hey, those Brewers teams with Gorman Thomas, Robin Yount, Paul Molitor.
- 36:56Speaker 5: I was just going to say, I'll give you a name.
- 36:58Speaker 5: Paul Molitor was my guy.
- 37:01Speaker 4: What's that face for?
- 37:02Speaker 5: I can't have a guy?
- 37:03Speaker 4: Yeah. He's a guy. But anyway, I want the Brewers.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Do you know how good Robin Young was? Do you
- 37:08Speaker 2: really have any idea how good he was?
- 37:09Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was their best logos.
- 37:12Speaker 2: 100%.
- 37:14Speaker 4: I'm a Pat Murphy guy. I hope the Brewers win it.
- 37:17Speaker 4: I do.
- 37:18Speaker 7: And one thing that you're going to see tonight with
- 37:20Speaker 7: Miz starting on the hill for the Brewers.
- 37:23Speaker 4: Did you know this year, he shattered the record, obviously.
- 37:26Speaker 4: Pitches thrown over 100 miles an hour. He did it
- 37:29Speaker 4: over 1,100 times. Dude, that's insane. So I've seen this kid.
- 37:35Speaker 3: How?
- 37:38Speaker 5: How does he throw it hard, or how does he
- 37:39Speaker 5: do it that many times?
- 37:41Speaker 4: Both. Yeah, both.
- 37:43Speaker 5: Well, he throws it really hard because he's super tall.
- 37:45Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's been a lot of tall players in
- 37:47Speaker 7: the league that don't throw that hard.
- 37:50Speaker 5: He's got a big step, which means he's getting closer
- 37:53Speaker 5: to the plate. That's part of it. The other thing
- 37:56Speaker 5: is he's just got God-given... Whip in that arm. I
- 37:59Speaker 5: don't know.
- 38:00Speaker 2: You saw Tim Lincecum pitch, right, back in the day?
- 38:03Speaker 4: Little guy. He's my size.
- 38:04Speaker 2: Yeah, skinny little guy. Dude, and I don't know how
- 38:08Speaker 2: these guys generate that kind of whip.
- 38:10Speaker 4: Same with golf, dude. Little guys that can hit it long.
- 38:14Speaker 4: Same deal.
- 38:15Speaker 2: I mean, Ricky Fowler bombs it, and he's a little guy.
- 38:17Speaker 5: I'm more like, I don't know. You guys have seen
- 38:19Speaker 5: the still shots of pitchers' arms when they go to
- 38:21Speaker 5: release the ball or when they're about right here, and
- 38:23Speaker 5: their elbow is above their hand. And you're like, oh,
- 38:27Speaker 5: that's why an elbow snaps in half and needs surgery.
- 38:30Speaker 5: For him to do that at that speed and that
- 38:34Speaker 5: torque 1,100 times makes no sense how he's not ruined.
- 38:39Speaker 5: I don't get it. That's why a lot of those
- 38:41Speaker 5: guys are closers. They're like, hey, Rollins Chapman, we tried
- 38:44Speaker 5: the starter thing. How about you do that for an
- 38:46Speaker 5: inning instead of seven of them?
- 38:48Speaker 4: Sure.
- 38:50Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, heartbreaking news for you, Vic. I
- 38:54Speaker 5: don't even know if you're... Just make sure you're in
- 38:58Speaker 5: a good headspace when I tell you this.
- 38:59Speaker 4: Are you going to say something I'm unaware of? Something
- 39:02Speaker 4: about Notre Dame?
- 39:04Speaker 5: Mel Owens and Peg Munson, the stars of the Golden Bachelor,
- 39:10Speaker 5: have split.
- 39:11Speaker 4: I didn't even know they were together.
- 39:14Speaker 5: It's very sad. Vic's favorite show, the Golden Bachelor, just
- 39:18Speaker 5: an old grandpa making out with 30 chicks.
- 39:21Speaker 7: The craziest thing about Super Bowl week in San Francisco
- 39:24Speaker 7: is that Jesse and I ended up partying with the
- 39:27Speaker 7: Golden Bachelor.
- 39:30Speaker 5: Wasn't he a jerk or something like that?
- 39:32Speaker 4: No, he was great. Oh. He came on our show, remember?
- 39:35Speaker 2: Yes, I remember.
- 39:37Speaker 5: I do remember. Or was he a jerk to you, Mosher?
- 39:39Speaker 5: Is that what it was? I thought I detected some saltiness.
- 39:43Speaker 5: He was the nicest guy in the world, man. He
- 39:45Speaker 5: wouldn't be Jesse alone. You know who disagrees with you?
- 39:49Speaker 4: Pegg. Peg disagrees with you.
- 39:51Speaker 3: No, you remember Vic had pictures of Mosier and showed
- 39:55Speaker 3: them to the Golden Bachelors.
- 39:56Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
- 39:56Speaker 3: Would this guy be a contestant on the show? Could
- 39:58Speaker 3: he be a Golden Bachelor?
- 39:59Speaker 2: That's right.
- 40:00Speaker 3: And the guy said, I don't think so, or something
- 40:01Speaker 3: like that.
- 40:01Speaker 5: Yeah, he was mean. I told you.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Oh, another long line of just getting at Mosier through people.
- 40:09Speaker 2: On the road.
- 40:09Speaker 5: Yeah, see if you can find that, Nelly. Dig up
- 40:11Speaker 5: the archives.
- 40:12Speaker 4: Please find that.
- 40:13Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, we had something happen last night
- 40:15Speaker 2: in the National Hockey League that's never happened before.
- 40:18Speaker 3: I found this. This was the picture you showed him,
- 40:20Speaker 3: the two headshots of Moj.
- 40:22Speaker 4: That's right. And he gave it a long look and said,
- 40:24Speaker 4: I don't think so. He wouldn't make it to the audition.
- 40:26Speaker 2: Look how long my hair.
- 40:27Speaker 4: First of all, look at the length.
- 40:29Speaker 2: And look how brown my hair was.
- 40:31Speaker 4: Look at that.
- 40:32Speaker 5: Moj, you look better now.
- 40:34Speaker 7: Yeah, that's tough to look at you there, Moj.
- 40:38Speaker 4: You look like a hick on the left.
- 40:40Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 40:41Speaker 5: Like, you look like. 100%.
- 40:43Speaker 4: You look like Brandon Evans' best friend in Arkansas.
- 40:45Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a freaking insult.
- 40:50Speaker 5: That is true.
- 40:51Speaker 2: Hey, you come out here, play some golf. Yeah.
- 40:54Speaker 5: You know, when he got stung by a bee and
- 40:56Speaker 5: ran into a mailbox, it was your mailbox.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Hey, Brando, you okay over there? Get stung by a bee,
- 41:02Speaker 2: hit my mailbox. Last night, something happened in the league
- 41:06Speaker 2: that has never happened before.
- 41:07Speaker 4: Okay.
- 41:11Speaker 5: Oh, wait, no. Sorry, Moshe. I hate to keep cutting
- 41:14Speaker 5: you off. I keep remembering these things. Peg was the
- 41:20Speaker 5: woman you shouted, she's hideous, on the air. You said,
- 41:25Speaker 5: she's hideous. You deserve everything that came your way.
- 41:29Speaker 4: I remember that. I remember that.
- 41:33Speaker 2: Oh.
- 41:33Speaker 4: I gotta look this up. Oh, God, that was so funny.
- 41:37Speaker 4: What's her name?
- 41:37Speaker 2: Peg what?
- 41:38Speaker 4: Peg Munson.
- 41:39Speaker 5: That was so funny. You yelled, she's hideous.
- 41:44Speaker 7: What?
- 41:46Speaker 4: Yeah, she is. Oh, come on, man.
- 41:49Speaker 5: Yep.
- 41:53Speaker 4: Good talk. What do you mean?
- 41:54Speaker 2: She looks fine. That wasn't the one. That was a
- 41:58Speaker 2: different golden bat. It doesn't even matter. Let me get
- 42:01Speaker 2: to it, all right? The Florida Panthers lost 4-0 to
- 42:04Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Penguins, but they started a goaltender, Vic, who
- 42:08Speaker 2: is 6'9. Yeah, I saw that. Jesus.
- 42:11Speaker 5: Is his name Cooper something?
- 42:12Speaker 4: Cooper Black. How does he even?
- 42:14Speaker 5: That's his God-given name. It's the man's name. It's his name.
- 42:21Speaker 5: They put in the black kid.
- 42:22Speaker 2: Yes. He's from Michigan. He started playing when he was eight.
- 42:28Speaker 2: You want to really piss Vic off?
- 42:29Speaker 4: Watch this.
- 42:30Speaker 2: Excuse my language. Between his junior and senior years in
- 42:34Speaker 2: high school, he had a five-inch growth spurt.
- 42:37Speaker 4: Dude, I haven't had a five-inch growth spurt in decades.
- 42:39Speaker 5: 57 years.
- 42:40Speaker 4: Since you were a zygote.
- 42:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not kidding. Anyway, he got up to 6'5,
- 42:45Speaker 2: and he kept growing, but 6'9, and he gave up
- 42:48Speaker 2: four goals.
- 42:50Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, just real quick here. So ESPN
- 42:53Speaker 5: did the bit that Inside the NBA always does yesterday,
- 42:57Speaker 5: which is season starts, and they have random players, and
- 43:00Speaker 5: Barkley needs to name who that guy plays for.
- 43:03Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 43:04Speaker 4: Who he played for. I love it.
- 43:08Speaker 5: It's a hilarious bit.
- 43:10Speaker 4: So good.
- 43:14Speaker 5: It's not a good look.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Oh, I think it's hilarious.
- 43:17Speaker 5: The national analyst, the best team, and I love it.
- 43:20Speaker 2: But these are just rando dudes.
- 43:22Speaker 5: Dude, it's rando end-of-the-bench guys, man. Buddy Hilde isn't exactly end-of-the-bench.
- 43:27Speaker 4: Hey, bro, I guarantee most people would not know the
- 43:30Speaker 4: identities of where these guys play. Totally right.
- 43:32Speaker 3: Totally right.
- 43:33Speaker 5: But here's what's funny. When Barkley does the NCAA tournament
- 43:38Speaker 5: and people are like, oh, he doesn't even know who
- 43:40Speaker 5: plays for which team. And then he does this bit
- 43:44Speaker 5: and everybody's like, ah, it's hilarious. It's really fun. I agree.
- 43:46Speaker 5: I don't care. They're the only show that gets away
- 43:49Speaker 5: with that. The only one.
- 43:51Speaker 4: They did it once.
- 43:52Speaker 5: If they went to Saban on college game day and said.
- 43:55Speaker 4: Who's the quarterback for this team? And he goes, I
- 43:57Speaker 4: don't know, UTSA. That's what makes our show fun. We
- 44:01Speaker 4: make fun of each other. We kill each other.
- 44:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:03Speaker 4: On Inside the NBA, they kill each other. They make
- 44:05Speaker 4: fun of each other.
- 44:06Speaker 7: They understand that that's part of life.
- 44:09Speaker 4: On some of these shows, they would never do that.
- 44:11Speaker 2: Never.
- 44:12Speaker 4: They would never. They're vulnerabilities.
- 44:15Speaker 7: They would never allow themselves to go there.
- 44:17Speaker 4: And that's what I love about the show, that you
- 44:19Speaker 4: can kill each other.
- 44:23Speaker 5: What do you guys think? Just real quick. Jeremy Lin.
- 44:26Speaker 5: Figuring out like two hours before game time that Christian
- 44:29Speaker 5: Brown's name is Brown and not Braun.
- 44:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a big Jeremy Lin guy.
- 44:33Speaker 4: I'm going to.
- 44:33Speaker 7: Recuse myself from, I'm going to recuse myself. I'm going
- 44:37Speaker 7: to take a step back on scrutinizing.
- 44:42Speaker 4: The on-air talent. Got it.
- 44:45Speaker 5: I didn't even think he was bad at calling the game.
- 44:47Speaker 5: I just thought, I don't know. It was just me.
- 44:51Speaker 5: Garage door making some crazy noise. Don't ignore your garage door.
- 44:54Speaker 5: Small problems lead to big problems. Call Don's Garage Doors
- 44:57Speaker 5: for a tune-up today. Again, 920 is our next name
- 45:00Speaker 5: to try and get you on the floor for the Pelicans.
- 45:03Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the 820 guy, Bill Wright. If you're listening
- 45:06Speaker 2: right now, Bill Wright.
- 45:08Speaker 5: You messed up.
- 45:08Speaker 2: Your name was called at 820, and you didn't.
- 45:10Speaker 5: Call back, bro. You blew it. Back after this. Do
- 45:13Speaker 5: you think he would be a.
- 45:14Speaker 4: Good Golden Bachelorette? How's his personality? Not good. Pretty dry.
- 45:20Speaker 4: We're trying to work on that. Well, okay, you know.
- 45:25Speaker 4: But in terms of looks, how would you characterize his looks?
- 45:32Speaker 4: I wouldn't cast him.