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Strange and Bizarre News with Lots of Orifices · The Wes Carroll Morning Show

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Start your day with Wes. You're listening to the West Carrol Morning Show.
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Friday morning, twenty third day of February. I'm Wes. Thanks for starting
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your day with me. Whatever time of day you listen to the show,
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really, I know many of you listen in the mornings. At least the
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ones I hear from usually tell me that they listen early in the morning.
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A few people have told me, oh, I'd like to have my coffee
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and listen to you. I appreciate that. I think that that's a good
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connection point. You know, if it's you think of coffee as a good
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thing. If you think of me, you're associating me with coffee, that's
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good. I appreciate that. I'm excited to know that I'm part of your
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coffee experience. I had a friend message me a couple days ago and she
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basically said, I was I'm going through some stuff right now and I am
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in need of someone to pray for me, and God put you on my
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mind to ask that you would pray for me. As really flattered. That's,
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you know, obviously one of the situations where hey for God to put
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me on her mind as someone that could pray for her. I'll take this
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very seriously. I always do. Whenever I tell someone I'll pray for them,
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I absolutely do, and I have. I've been praying for her now
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for a couple of days and will continue to do so. I hope that
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whatever she's going through is resolved the way that God sees fit and knows that
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it should. And I hope that she's, you know, able to see
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that purpose that God has for and all that. But I'm really flattered that
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she thought of me and that I was put on her mind. I mean,
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could that be more flattering? You know? And and maybe because she
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understands that I'll do it. First of all, you know, I don't
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claim any magic powers. I don't. I've never been one of those treat
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God like a genie. People At church on Sunday at my church, Jason,
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who was preaching it, talked about the vending machine, you know,
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God being a vending machine for us or whatever, and I thought that was
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good. I think of the genie thing, and you know, right on
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par with that. So anyway, I flattered that someone would think that all
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I can do is and I try to pray unselfish prayers, even though I
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think that by nature, we're you know, benefiting ourselves by praying, so
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they kind of always have that little bit of you know, self growth involved
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in it, so they're not completely unselfish in that regard. But anyway,
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heavy for Friday, because you know Friday typically I just dive straight into the
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strange and bizarre news. And I have some very strange and bizarre news and
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maybe I'm talking about positive things, I'm talking religious things, because I have
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to apologize right now that I have a few stories this morning that are really
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quite disgusting. Now. They involve people having things inside things that they should
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not be inside of, and in some cases it's within their bodies and in
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weird places. Okay, so I'm sorry, and I know it's a weird
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transition to go from them. I started with a real positive tone to it
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to get to that. But I want to get to our strange and bizarre
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news stories because while they're disgusting, they are in fact strange and bizarre.
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And if I didn't cover the really strange and bizarre, it's just because they
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were disgusting, I would not be doing my job right, not on Friday.
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I wouldn't Before I get to the orifice because there's some orifice stories.
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I want to just quickly mention this one first, and it's about a woman
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who I guess made a discovery right before her wedding day. And this is
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the way that she handled this, I think goes down as one of those.
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I mean, it's very unfortunate, all of it. But she took
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lemons and made lemonade. I guess maybe vodka soaked lemonade by the time they
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had the party, I don't know. But anyway, so a woman,
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her name Casey is all it says in the story. This was the night
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before her wedding, received a text from an unknown number that said I wouldn't
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marry him, will you? And it was followed then by screenshots from her
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fiance, Alex and who had been sending these really nasty texts to another woman.
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Casey Sadin, in shock, decided to confront Alex, not to confront
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him before the wedding, instead to do it during the wedding. She read
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aloud the texts in front of family and friends. She started the wedding by
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saying, there will be no wedding today. It seems Alex is not who
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I thought he was, and then proceeded to read the texts, and he
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eventually ran out of the church. His best man followed. Casey went on
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to say, you know that I made the most of my day. It
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was not the wedding day I planned, but to our credit, we did
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have one hell of a party. So there you go. That's one way
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to handle it if it happens to you. All right, let's get to
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some orifices. I don't know if we're ready for these. I'm going to
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start. Let's start with one that basically like, this isn't an actual orifice,
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this is like within clothing. Okay, we'll start with that one,
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and then we'll work our way into these other ones. Is that all right?
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Florida shoplifter was busted with some stolen goods and hidden in his pants.
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Robert Douglas Webb Junior went into a Bohemian den store around I don't even know
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what that is, about five minutes before closing, and said it was cold
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outside and he needed to warm up. He wandered the aisles for a few
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minutes until the clerk noticed that front of his pants seemed to be a bit
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more full than they were when he arrived. Now, I don't know about
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that, because who's really looking at the front of their pants when they come
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in. The clerk then approached Webb and asked about the bulge. He reached
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into his pants, pulled out two large candles, and then something else came
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out, part of his anatomy. He then ran down the street and police
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were able to apprend him after the employees of the store called nine one when
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I assume they were already calling nine one one when they noticed that he had
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the giant bulge in his pants. Okay, now that one's not that bad.
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And I assume now that I understand everything I need to know about Bohemian
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den Apparently they still sell some candles, all right, got it? It's
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at least one of the things that they sell. All right, all right,
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I'm gonna move to this one. This is another Florida story, maybe
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not quite as bad as the next two, but we're getting into some oriphices
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orifice by the way, the word of the day. A Florida man ended
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up in the er with one hundred and fifty bugs stuck up his nose.
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The unnamed man, not released, I guess, says that he went to
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the hospital. I assume he has a name we just don't know what it
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is. Went to the hospital after started feeling a little off and ended up
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on an exam table where doctor found live insects and larva squirming in his nose
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and sinus cavities. I am sorry. If you're eating the cheerios, I'm
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really sorry or the coffee. The patient said, I started getting nosebleeds,
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constant nosebleeds. I couldn't even get up to go to the bathroom without my
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nose starting to bleed. When I went for the examination, the doctor says,
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I see movement, and they're not really tiny critters. According to doctor
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Carlson, who treated the man beside Wise, he says, there's variations,
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but the larger ones were as big as the end of my pinky. I
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knew he was in big trouble. There was an erosion that was occurring near
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the skull base, very close proximity to his eye and his brain. The
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doctor says he couldn't The man couldn't explain how the insects got into a sinus
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cavity, but guess the problem started when he was handling freshly caught fish and
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failed to wash his hands, which he promised to do from now on,
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we got another grossfish story too, and I'm sorry. I know these are
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going to be rough. I'm getting to the really, really rough ones.
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We haven't even gotten to the really rough ones yet. Let's go over to
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Texas. So there was a Texas man by the name of Mitchell Cooper Vest
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who was reported by several store owners in Texas. They said that he went
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into their stores and was grabbing pricey items and sticking them where the sun don't
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shine. He was wearing a kilt at the time to make that easier.
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Apparently, a sixty year old Mitchell Cooper Vest with his shaved head, six
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foot six, two hundred and fifty pound frame. The items included an antique
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makeup brush, vintage bottle opener, tobacco tent can and I guess he would,
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you know, in and out, I guess, and then put him
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back on the shelves and leave the store. Of course, all of these
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antique items had to be disposed of. So there you go. All right,
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that's an orifice. I got another even grosser orifice. I'm sorry,
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it's coming here, it is. It's the next one. This one sounded.
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This was the one that made my eyes water. I really thought about
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not doing this one, but again, I don't know that it's gonna get
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weirder and stranger and more bizarre weird news. An Australian man went to the
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hospital with a battery inside inside himself. And I'm not talking about where the
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sun don't shine, although the sun doesn't shine in this area either. Doctors
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were baffled when the seventy three year old showed up at the hospital complaining of
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pain in his man area and admitted the cause of the distress was several large
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button batteries you know, like the ones and hearing aids and watches, inserted
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inside himself. The patient complicated matters by waiting twenty four hours before seeking help,
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which hospital officials say was dangerous since gang green can set in after just
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two hours. Hospital says all extracted batteries were coated with black tar like material
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and removed with forceps. According to hospital reports, this was not the first
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time the patient had attempted this freaky act. He had stuck batteries in multiple
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times and one just happened to finally get stuck inside eyes water and I'm sorry,
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it's there, all right. I'm gonna go a little lighter for this
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next one, or do you want me to go ahead and get the last
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really gross one out of the way. I can get the last gross fish
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story out of the way. Let's do it, and then I'll lighten it
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up, my promise. My eyes are literally watering, and I'd read the
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story three times try to decide if I was even gonna do that story.
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But I mean, that's as weird as it gets. A Delta Airlines flight
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from Amsterdam to Detroit was forced to turn around and go back after maggots started
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raining down on a passenger from an overhead bind. The airline says that the
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maggots came from a passenger's hand luggage, which for some reason contained a rotting
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fish. Airline offish will say passengers are allowed to bring food on board as
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long as it's properly packaged. In this case, it was not. After
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the plane arrived back in Amsterdam, frustrated passengers were taken off the plane,
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giving a hotel voucher, thirty five dollars for food and eight thousand Delta miles.
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Not clear whether the passenger was that had the fish, was fined or
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faced any other disciplinary action. Okay, that's it. That's as gross as
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it maybe ever gets. I mean, that's the grossest series of stories.
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So let's jump into let's jump into a story about Hooters. What's that got
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to do that? Back in Florida, forty four year old Hugh mcnamon got
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his weekend going last Friday by going to Hooters and started causing a ruckus,
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and management at the Cape Coral location of the restaurant tossed him out. Apparently,
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he was riled up enough to attempt to break into a nearby home after
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being kicked out. That's when he knocked down a portion of a fence and
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kicked in the door. And he quickly realized he'd made a mistake when the
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home owner, who was a gun owner, and decided to open fire as
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he was fleeingmcminimon, like I said it wrong the first time I dropped his
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mother's debit card in the driveway. And that's when cops were able to catch
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up with him and arrest him charge with criminal mischief, property damage, burglary,
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and an occupied structure. Okay, so there you go. That's not
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so disgusting. That's just an idiot being an idiot, right, I mean,
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you get kicked out of hooters. What do you do? You go
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break in a house and get shot at all? Right, let's go to
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South Carolina. I ninety five. A cattle trailer turned over and released three
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dozen cows. The truck ran off the road and caught fire. The trailer
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opened up and thirty five cows all escaped. The driver of the truck was
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taken to the hospital with non life threatening injuries. Meanwhile, stretch of highway
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was shut down for about ten hours while crews worked to clear debris and also
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wrangle up all of the cows, many of which had roamed into the woods
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and area neighborhoods. Police had to deploy drones equipped with thermal imaging cameras to
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find the animals, and then they had to dispatch cowboys to corral them all
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up. Yep, some of the cows were injured and been taken care of
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by veterinarians. See we got to where I mean. I hate that there's
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injured cows, but at least you know, it's not quite as bad.
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I got another credit card story. This is the final one. This is
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another Florida story. Florida man who was sentenced to two years probation community service
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for using a coworker's credit card to purchase a pumpkin. Forty year old Edward
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Atwood pleaded no contest to using and possessing a stolen credit card. While he
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was working at a Chili's restaurant back at Halloween, at Wood found a coworker's
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wallet which was accidently dropped in the parking lot. Instead of handing the wallet
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to its rightful owner, he used her credit card to purchase a case of
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beer and a pumpkin. The victim saw the charges on her account notified police.
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Investigators reviewed surveillance footage of the business where the charges were made, and
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they saw Atwood wearing his Chili's hat making the purchases. They visited him in
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his house, where they noticed the freshly carved pumpkin outside his front door and
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the victim's wallet and driver's license inside the home. The items were returned to
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the coworker and the pumpkin was taken as evidence. In addition to probation and
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community service, at Wood is required to pay five hundred ten dollars in fines
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and fees. Imagine finding your coworkers wallet and using their credit card to buy
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a pumpkin. A pumpkin. So that's it. That's all I got.
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That's it. I got a couple more, and there's no more disgusting ones.
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But I hope we at least cleanse the palate. But I'm telling you,
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I know there were some choice stories in there, but if I did
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not do those really disgusting orifice stories, I would not have done justice to
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the break. All right, So the UH head of the College Football Playoff
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have now unanimously approved a system for the twelve team playoff tournament that we'll see
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this upcome season in the fall. They're calling it a five plus seven.
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That means the five highest rank conference champions will get in, looking at you,
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Florida State. That pretty much means playoff spots for the champions of the
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SEC, Big Ten, Big twelve, and ACC and then one more champion
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from the American Athletic Conference Conference USA, Mountain West, Sun Belt or Mid
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American Conference will also get an invitation. After that, then it's trying to
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figure out who's going to fill the remaining seven slots. So this makes things
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complicated for Notre Dame, who is independent. I think they get to be
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in a conference when they decide it's convenient for them to be in a conference.
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Never really understood that. I suppose this new system will maybe force their
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hand and maybe send Notre Dame into a conference. They should be in a
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conference, right, I mean they should be in there. Gamers who've been
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looking forward to the next version of the Nintendo which console, will have to
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wait a little bit longer. It was expected that the new gaming system would
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hit store shelves later this year. The company announced that it won't happen now
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until next year. They say, hoping to launch the console around March of
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twenty twenty five. One hundred twenty two point five five million Switch consoles have
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been sold since being released in twenty seventeen. That makes the Switch the third
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highest selling console of all time, buying Sony's PlayStation two and the Nintendo DS.
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So if you're a fan of the Switch, my kids, I assume
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it's on their radar. They're one of those one hundred and twenty two point
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five to five million Switch console owners. They also have the Wii, so
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you know we're Nintendo fans in the house. That comes first for us before
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any of the other consoles. So I know this is probably somewhere on their
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radar, but it is interesting though, can get it done by Christmas.
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I don't understand the March release, but I guess they think maybe there'll be
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a big splash and then another big splash for it by Christmas. Maybe they
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can help kind of control these shortages better that way. I don't know.
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I'm just trying to think through the logic on that. According to a new
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study, Washington, DC is the hardest working city in the nation, notable
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not only for its long work hours but also the high percentage of workers sixty
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four percent who leave some of their vacation time unused. The study took into
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account the length of commutes and the amount of time spent doing volunteer work.
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Irving, Texas and Cheyenne, Wyoming were also in the top three as for
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the three cities in America that work the least, basically Buffalo, New York,
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Detroit, Michigan, and Burlington, Vermont. So that's interesting. I
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don't know that I would have guessed those particular cities in the top three.
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That doesn't seem does jump out at me if you're curious. Number thirty three
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on the most hardworking I guess at the higher end Atlanta, Georgia. Higher
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than Atlanta on the list is Charlotte, North Carolina at twenty four, Raleigh,
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North Carolina at twenty three. So just trying to also scan quickly for
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anything else kind of in the southeast that might be of interest. I'll throw
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Jacksonville, Florida in there at number forty, Durham, North Carolina at forty
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six. Miami gets a little too far south for me to think of that
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as being I mean, it is in the southeast. But looking for another's
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Birmingham, That's what I was looking for. Eighty five for Birmingham, Alabama,
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Memphis ninety two, and New Orleans ninety four. Baton Rouge one hundred.
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That's about as far it out as I'm going to go. At Columbia,
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South Carolina one of eight. That's all. That'll be the extent of
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me going down on the hardest working So there you go. All right.
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