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DLHS Hour 2 | One Voyage Jeopardy with Jamal Kingsley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going on a cruise. I'm just going to
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Baby, let's cruise away.
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  Speaker 1: That's enough.
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  Speaker 2: episode premieres every Monday and Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: One on now.
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  Speaker 2: The podcast is doing extremely well. I'm very excited. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you for Helping us get this thing off to a
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  Speaker 2: great start. I don't understand. And we were talking about
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  Speaker 2: this earlier. The way that Trump, I think the Trump
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  Speaker 2: organization can get to do anything for him. or get
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  Speaker 2: prominent black people to do any, I just don't, I just,
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  Speaker 2: especially after they know what the net result is. I've
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  Speaker 2: never seen anybody who threw that lot in with Trump
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  Speaker 2: who got, particularly black or Latin, who got better.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Something good happened for them. Nothing.
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  Speaker 4: And the other thing is, I just don't understand how
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  Speaker 4: you don't follow along and watch what's happening before you
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  Speaker 4: jump into bed with this guy. You could, you, you clearly,
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  Speaker 4: he has a, I don't know, a trail of people
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  Speaker 4: that he has left behind just because In a horrible state,
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  Speaker 4: people that he at one time spoke glorious about. And
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  Speaker 4: then as soon as he's tired of them or he's
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  Speaker 4: used them enough or he has no more use of them,
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  Speaker 4: he talks so much crap about them.
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  Speaker 2: Look at all the Cubans that thought I would vote.
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  Speaker 2: Now they're in Africa.
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  Speaker 1: Now they are.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even making it up.
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  Speaker 1: I know black. Well, you're around some now.
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  Speaker 2: That's for sure.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Mississippi talking about they got one of the people
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  Speaker 2: that hung the young man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I don't trust Mississippi now. Any state that just officially
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  Speaker 2: that abolished slavery within the last 10 years because they
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  Speaker 2: supposedly forgot. Why would I trust anything you say? Any
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  Speaker 2: state that still haven't given us the Nolan Wells autopsy.
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  Speaker 2: We still don't know what happened to Cohen Wiley. We
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  Speaker 2: still don't know what happened to any number of these people.
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  Speaker 2: You found a homeless black.
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  Speaker 1: Dude who did it. No, we don't believe they're trying.
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  Speaker 4: To cover their tracks by saying, well, you know, more
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  Speaker 4: arrests forthcoming.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: OK, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I've watched him try to threaten to arrest people that
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  Speaker 2: were talking about Nolan Wells as opposed to the people
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  Speaker 2: who potentially ended his life. So, no, I don't trust
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  Speaker 2: Mississippi at all for anything.
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  Speaker 1: Not even a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: At all.
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  Speaker 2: Look how long it took them to find Mecca Everest
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  Speaker 2: killers guilty and how many trials. Despite evidence, they didn't
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  Speaker 2: get the people, the Mississippi three. So I just trust me.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't I don't trust them at all. And
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  Speaker 2: I think that it's all of the distractions. I think
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  Speaker 2: all of these things have a destructive mechanism. I don't
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  Speaker 2: care if it's the Converse ad. I don't care if it's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the Target ad. I don't care if it's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Shaq getting a fake badge from a fake
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  Speaker 2: FBI director.
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  Speaker 1: To do fake work. When it's happening.
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  Speaker 2: He is back. This time with One Voice Jeopardy. Welcome
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  Speaker 2: to one and only Jamal Kingsley.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 5: It is time for another riveting episode. of one voyage
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  Speaker 5: jeopardy today's contestants the beautiful jasmine sanders the other contestant
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  Speaker 5: the not so beautiful juniors on the inside there you
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  Speaker 5: go hey mama i didn't say hi to her last
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  Speaker 5: time hey miss irene she's a small neighbor across the street.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's get to it. What's she got to do
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  Speaker 1: with the gang?
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  Speaker 5: All right, for those of you who are listening, I
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  Speaker 5: will give some lyrics from artists from the One Voyage Cruise.
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  Speaker 1: You will have to guess which artist's song it is.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start off.
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  Speaker 5: Jasmine, are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Here are your lyrics.
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  Speaker 5: And if by chance you let me come over Out
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  Speaker 5: of the street, I want to see you, baby And
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  Speaker 5: if by chance you let me just hold you Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: What is Confunction? Congratulations!
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Junius, here are your lyrics.
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  Speaker 5: You're so fly, you're so high. Everybody around you trying
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  Speaker 5: to figure out why. You're so cool, and you win
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  Speaker 5: all the time. Everywhere you go, man, you get a
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  Speaker 5: lot of shine.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, who is.
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  Speaker 1: Cool it again.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: Erica Campbell. What is incorrect? Erica Campbell and Mary Mary,
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  Speaker 1: the God in me.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: This is the last one.
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  Speaker 3: You ready?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. They have just been added to the cruise.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a hint.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all jump in when you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what it is.
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  Speaker 5: But no, don't weep. Blank in a state of sleep.
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  Speaker 5: Thinking about the robbery I did last week. Money in
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  Speaker 5: the bag, banker, look like a drag. I want to
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  Speaker 5: play with pelicans from here to Baghdad.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, who is Wyclef John? Congratulations!
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  Speaker 2: You can have it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have it.
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  Speaker 6: You can have it.
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  Speaker 1: Fuji's Radio Night featuring Wyclef John.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't weep.
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  Speaker 2: Wyclef's in a state of sleep thinking about the robbery
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  Speaker 2: that I did last week. Money in the bag, banker,
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  Speaker 2: look like a drag. I'm going to play with pelicans
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  Speaker 2: from here to Baghdad.
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  Speaker 5: There it is.
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  Speaker 1: How's that for One Voyage Jeopardy, my brother?
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  Speaker 2: And now it is time to talk to someone who
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  Speaker 2: is in a hurry to attend my D.L. Hughley School
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  Speaker 2: of Real Good Book Learning. You know, it's a crowded list.
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  Speaker 2: I have people write essays and everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's a wait list, as a matter of fact. They're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get in there.
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  Speaker 2: Stop fighting. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Who do we have on the phone? Hi, Heather Rankin.
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  Speaker 2: Heather Rankin. I used to know a guy named Bubba
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  Speaker 2: Rankin when I grew up in L.A. You have a
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  Speaker 2: cousin named Sherry Rankin or Bubba Rankin?
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  Speaker 1: Not that I'm aware of. Well, you guys, that's Shabba Rankin.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you calling from, sweetheart? North Carolina. Where in
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina?
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  Speaker 2: Are you at home?
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  Speaker 3: Are you at work?
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  Speaker 1: Are you at the grocery store?
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  Speaker 2: Because that's the only place you can be, right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure she's at home.
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  Speaker 3: I'm at the park, actually.
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  Speaker 1: Skip, tell her what the rules are. All right there, Ms. Rankin.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to give you a word. A word that
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  Speaker 3: you're going to have to use in a sentence. After
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  Speaker 3: you try to use it in a sentence, then Jasmine
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  Speaker 3: will try to use it in a sentence, and D.L.
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  Speaker 3: will use it in a sentence, and we'll see who
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  Speaker 3: gets it right. You ready to hear today's word?
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  Speaker 1: What do I win? You get a diploma from D.L.
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  Speaker 1: 's School of Real Good Book Learning.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean, what do you win?
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  Speaker 1: She's asking all the right questions.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't stop harassing people.
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  Speaker 3: Today's word is fugacious. I need you to use fugacious
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  Speaker 3: in a sentence.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Fugacious. Fugacious. It's only a four-hour show.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, let's go. Oh, my bad.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 6: Fugacious.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't pick up your clothes off the floor,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to fugacious.
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  Speaker 2: You in the head.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't hurt her.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody getting their ass whipped.
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  Speaker 5: Why is Mommy Walker in the park beating the shit
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  Speaker 5: out of this girl?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Jasmine, fugacious.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So our contestant says she's in the park. She is
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  Speaker 4: a fugacious wing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see all them words. It's a four-hour show, too. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: shut up. All right, DL, fugacious.
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  Speaker 2: My interaction with Skip can be fugacious, to say the least.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that might be correct.
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  Speaker 3: You know, in a stretch, he's probably the closest. Fugacious means...
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  Speaker 3: Pretending to disappear or fleeting.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Like the truth from Trump.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's like that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say disappear. It makes me think of my father.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that. Well, congratulations, Ms.
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  Speaker 3: Rankin. You are now a proud graduate from D.L. 's
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  Speaker 3: School of Real Good Book Learning. Did you go to college,
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  Speaker 3: by the way?
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  Speaker 5: I did.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you go? I'm not telling you since I got
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  Speaker 1: it wrong. Good one, girl. Good one. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to mess up their reputation. That's smart. All of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: he dropped. Very smart. This ranking killed us all. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what happened. Thank you for calling us.
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  Speaker 2: You be careful in the park.
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  Speaker 3: All right, sweetie.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 2: Educate the people. We are recognizing some of the funniest comedians.
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  Speaker 2: Some you know, some you do not. Welcome to the stage, J.C.
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  Speaker 1: Stabler.
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  Speaker 4: The only two things in life that you worry about,
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  Speaker 4: whether you're healthy or whether you're sick.
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  Speaker 3: If you're healthy, you.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't got nothing to worry about.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're sick, you got two things.
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  Speaker 3: To worry about.
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  Speaker 4: Whether you're going to get better.
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  Speaker 3: Whether you're going to get worse.
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  Speaker 1: You get better, you ain't.
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  Speaker 3: Got nothing to worry about.
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  Speaker 2: But if you get worse, you got two things to
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  Speaker 2: worry about.
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  Speaker 1: Whether you're going to live, whether you're going to die.
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  Speaker 3: If you live, you ain't got nothing to worry about.
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  Speaker 2: But if you die, you got two things. Whether you're
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  Speaker 2: going to heaven, whether you're going to hell.
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  Speaker 1: If you go to heaven, you ain't.
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  Speaker 2: Got nothing to worry about.
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  Speaker 1: But if you go to hell, You got two things.
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  Speaker 5: Original or extra crispy.