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Booty Cone On The Space Toilet · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well, God to the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freakshow.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I just want to turn the mics on and
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  Speaker 2: let Bob go here because he has been basically cutting
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  Speaker 2: a WWE professional wrestling style promo against deer. This mor
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  Speaker 2: burst off their fog out there, so fog. Yeah, everybody
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  Speaker 2: be careful. Yeah, but the damn deer out there don't
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  Speaker 2: give it. They don't care at all. The damn deer
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  Speaker 2: don't care. I had three deer walk in front of
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  Speaker 2: my car this morning. Okay, out of now're just mosey
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  Speaker 2: and long. You know what, now that you bring it up,
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  Speaker 2: there was there was a couple deer very close to
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  Speaker 2: the road when I was driving on side streets on
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  Speaker 2: my way in here. Yeah, there was.
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  Speaker 1: Is it not even deer like mating season.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not even horny. They're just dumb. Geez, they're
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  Speaker 3: just dumb. He settled down here, Okay, dumb and horny
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  Speaker 3: is a different thing. Like they're just dumb at this
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  Speaker 3: point of the year walking in front of the car.
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  Speaker 3: I got two hundred thousand miles on the toe.
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  Speaker 1: You think I care. I got a big ass truck
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  Speaker 1: heading towards you deer. You think I care. You got
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  Speaker 1: a big man.
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  Speaker 2: You're welling to risk it all out here in this
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  Speaker 2: fog in a big truck.
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  Speaker 3: What two hundred thousand miles on it? It's hanging on.
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  Speaker 3: This is not a new vehicle that Bob has. Deer, No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm ten years old.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, two hundred thousand miles.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, he doesn't care.
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  Speaker 3: Dear, listen here, dear, get out of damn road, out
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  Speaker 3: of his way, out of the way.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a big vehicle, big stupid deer. He's a
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  Speaker 2: big man god with the big mustache. If there's one
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  Speaker 2: vehicle you don't want to pop out in front of,
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  Speaker 2: slamming on my brakes and this fog, oh no, And
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  Speaker 2: then everything in their vehicle moves around and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: If you got to drink, it spills. It's a whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: I try to have the cal mist drive in. I
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  Speaker 2: have a window crack that I don't even have music
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  Speaker 2: on half the time.
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  Speaker 1: Dear, you're very zen when you drive in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: I just try to get in the mood to come
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  Speaker 2: in here and do this damn deer making me slam
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  Speaker 2: on my break.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now you want to fight deer, which I want
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  Speaker 1: to hit him. I got nothing to look.
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  Speaker 2: Careful what you say, Bud, Careful what you say. You
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  Speaker 2: put it out there. Next thing, you know, you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: come in here, out there, deer, You're gonna come in
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  Speaker 2: here tomorrow. I'm telling you. The deer are gonna be
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  Speaker 2: looking for you now. Dude, I don't know if this
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  Speaker 2: is a smart thing to do. You're tempting fate here.
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  Speaker 2: The deer gonna be They're gonna smell you out tomorrow, Dude,
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  Speaker 2: on your way in. All right, all right, Bob, you
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  Speaker 2: can't just calmed down a little bit. Hell, the start
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  Speaker 2: of the day. We have your chance to win cash
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  Speaker 2: and tickets coming up this morning around eight thirty. Let's
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  Speaker 2: have a nice little show today hots Thursday, dog watch
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  Speaker 2: out for deer. Kiss Hey, you watch you at blast
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  Speaker 2: off yesterday? I did.
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  Speaker 1: That was awesome, wasn't it? In space? Cool about that?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: The blast off thing was cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We just threw some humans, you know, towards the moon. Yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Artemis two launch from Cape Canaveral down there in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: The astronauts are gonna stick around Earth for the first
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  Speaker 2: sort of day or so on their ten day flight
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  Speaker 2: and then the main engine's gonna kick in and throw
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  Speaker 2: them up to the Moon. And then they're going around
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  Speaker 2: the Moon. But they're going far. They're going dark side
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  Speaker 2: of the Moon. Nobody's ever been there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, where sun don't shine.
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  Speaker 2: They are going where the sun don't shine, Bob, Yes
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  Speaker 2: they are. They're gonna become the most distant humans ever
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  Speaker 2: when they go past the Moon. They're gonna orbit Earth
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  Speaker 2: for a little bit here, a couple of days, and
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  Speaker 2: then they're gonna shoot them off in the orbit around
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  Speaker 2: the Moon. Basically, Yeah, they'll go where the sun don't shine,
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  Speaker 2: the backside of the Moon. They'll check out what the
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  Speaker 2: Moon's working with and then report.
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  Speaker 1: Back round back.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, if the Moon's got something weird back there, somebody
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  Speaker 2: cheeked up.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, what if the moon has cheeks. We don't know this,
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  Speaker 1: We never seen it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, there's no telescope that can go around to
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  Speaker 2: see the backside to the moon. Oh my god, big
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  Speaker 2: moon butt cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you're right, man, moon might be thick back there.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Hey, uh, the kid on CNN yesterday was awesome.
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  Speaker 2: There's there's this little kid. He was uh, he was
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  Speaker 2: decked out.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: NASA everything. He's got his hat on. He had a
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  Speaker 2: gold pro camera strapped to his hat. He was ready
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  Speaker 2: to watch this launch. Yesterday, CNN talked to this kid,
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  Speaker 2: why do you want to be here? Why do you
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  Speaker 2: love space? Why do you love being a part of history?
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  Speaker 2: We're going back to the freaking moon.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it's great that kid rules?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Perfect, you know perfect, We're going back to why why
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  Speaker 2: you're so excited?
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  Speaker 1: We're going back to the freaking moon.
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  Speaker 2: You know what that that is a snapshot of society,
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  Speaker 2: I think, like just media. Just hey, let's ask a
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  Speaker 2: little kid why he's here?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think he's here?
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  Speaker 2: We know the answer, and the kid gives him the
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  Speaker 2: correct answer. Part of history. We're going back to the
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  Speaker 2: freaking moon.
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  Speaker 1: That's why come back to the freaking moon. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I got all my gear on. What are your thinks
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  Speaker 1: going on?
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  Speaker 2: Here? Kid? Is awesome? That was a cool day for
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  Speaker 2: Space yesterday. And obviously following along the Artemis two as
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  Speaker 2: they will go around the moon and see what the
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  Speaker 2: Moon's working with back there. All right, hey, let's get
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  Speaker 2: some nice vibes to you know, start the show here
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  Speaker 2: in the six o'clock hour, still around to say something nice.
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  Speaker 2: You got something nice to say to somebody something, Maybe
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  Speaker 2: somebody in your life is celebrating something.
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  Speaker 1: You just want to show them some gratitude, some love
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  Speaker 1: nice early round here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, send us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Get to some say something nice. Coming up next, also
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  Speaker 2: we will explain what exactly Hoist the Cone is with
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  Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Pirates and what they're doing this year. Around
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  Speaker 2: seven to twenty five, we'll get to that. It's Mikey
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  Speaker 2: and Bob kids. Do you want to take your pants
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  Speaker 2: off today? Well, go ahead and do it, cause it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be in the low eighties for the highs today.
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  Speaker 1: Get those pants off.
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  Speaker 2: Rain's gonna stop this afternoon and then should be a
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  Speaker 2: pretty nice day with highs in the low eighties. Watch
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  Speaker 2: out now now, I'm not wearing shorts yet. I just
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  Speaker 2: I gotta I did. I was gonna go back and
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  Speaker 2: take a look. I know, I know you were about
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  Speaker 2: to peak. That's why I wanted to let you know
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  Speaker 2: I'm still wearing pants. Not because I want to wear
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  Speaker 2: pants to go under the table. I'm just not ready.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta look, I gotta find all my shorts. I
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  Speaker 2: gotta see what fits. You know, if you.
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  Speaker 1: Just want to wear underwear in here one day, I'm
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  Speaker 1: cool with them.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody would even carr around here. They just be like,
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  Speaker 2: oh cool, Mikey's wearing underwear today. Those are just the boys.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we get around here. Those are just the boys, right.
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  Speaker 2: It is Mikey Abob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
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  Speaker 2: Freak Show. We do this thing on the show because
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of bad going on in the world
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  Speaker 2: and we just want to spread some spread some niceness around.
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  Speaker 2: So you leave us talk back messages. It is time
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  Speaker 2: for say something.
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  Speaker 8: Nice, Say something nice, Say something nice.
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  Speaker 9: Wee say something nice, say something nice.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I've never done that before doing say something nice,
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  Speaker 6: say something nice.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, No, Seriously, I have to send a shout out
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  Speaker 9: to my husband, Ryan. He's a big fan of you guys,
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  Speaker 9: and he's the ultimate protector and provider of our family. Seriously,
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  Speaker 9: we could not do this without him. He makes the
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  Speaker 9: money and I spend the money. He takes care of
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  Speaker 9: the kids while I'm in school, and we love him
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  Speaker 9: so much.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, good husband, good father. That's what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Ryan, say something nice, say something nice.
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  Speaker 4: I want to go and I want to say something nice.
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  Speaker 4: Say something nice.
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  Speaker 8: That's got it here, Say something nice, Say something nice to.
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  Speaker 4: working woman and radio Wow. She sits up here and
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  Speaker 4: does a four hour show on three WSY. She does
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  Speaker 4: what is over that ninety six to one kiss and
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  Speaker 4: does a four hour show.
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  Speaker 2: So you gotta give a shout out to her. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that makes you, guys, slacker.
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  Speaker 1: Sure does great day.
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  Speaker 2: We aren't slackers that we only do one show.
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  Speaker 1: Say something nice, say something nice?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 2: spread some nice cheer to someone or something. Uh today,
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  Speaker 2: all right, we'll try to explain this whole Pirates thing
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  Speaker 2: with Hoist the Cone coming up around seven twenty five.
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  Speaker 2: Got your chance at catch your tickets around eight thirty.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob Mikey and Bob Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: us a message and maybe you'll make the show. Watch
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  Speaker 2: out now. Your Pittsburgh Pirates are coming back to Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow for the home opener, and they've won three games
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  Speaker 2: and they've lost three games.
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  Speaker 1: Here come the buckos and watch that game. They look
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Yesterday. Yeah, it beat the Reds in Cincinnati
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  Speaker 1: eight to three.
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  Speaker 2: Paul skeins is back pitch five innings, only gave up
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  Speaker 2: three hits, five strikeouts, O'neo Cruz with a three run homer.
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  Speaker 2: Pirates score four runs in the ninth, beat the Reds
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  Speaker 2: eight to three. Home opener tomorrow against baltim Are four
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  Speaker 2: to twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Pitch uh to start that game.
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  Speaker 2: But I I hate to be the one that's gonna
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  Speaker 2: gonna bring everybody down with opening day fun and everything.
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  Speaker 2: The North Shore should only be for the NFL Draft
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  Speaker 2: right now, this parking is going to suck. For these
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  Speaker 2: Pirates games, right, Like, there's gonna be so many people
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  Speaker 2: coming in from the suburbs that you know, have no clue.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they know the drafts coming, but they don't
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  Speaker 2: know the parking situation, or they don't know, like the
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  Speaker 2: construction that's been going on downtown with streets closed and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: what it's turned into.
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  Speaker 1: Shore the past week they've picking like what is it?
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  Speaker 1: How many spots were they.
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  Speaker 2: Four to four thousand parking spots surrounding KNC Park have
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  Speaker 2: been eliminated already to prepare for the draft. The Pirates
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: play thirteen home games still before the draft happens, there's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be a bunch of Uncle Grandpa so angry about
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  Speaker 2: the parking situation. Half of Goldlot one and the one
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  Speaker 2: that's closest to Akrosher and two lots on Scotland have
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  Speaker 2: are gonna be uh are going to be closed. And
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  Speaker 2: then there's road closures, you know the north Shore and
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  Speaker 2: downtown that started last week too. So for the home opener,
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  Speaker 2: you know with the four one two first pitch time,
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  Speaker 2: Alco lots are going to open at noon. I've been
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  Speaker 2: parking here for thirty three years. What the hell do
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  Speaker 2: you mean I can't park in my parking damn it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Pirates are telling fans to get there as early as possible.
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  Speaker 2: Take public transportation. Hey, Pittsburgh, how about we get public
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: transportation before we can take it? You know, like we
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  Speaker 2: live up north. How am I supposed to get down there?
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: It's just ride sharing, you know why. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: You know, send something up north for for me and Bob.
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  Speaker 2: We want to come down to Buckos home opener too, right,
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  Speaker 2: we want to come down to the draft to right,
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  Speaker 2: We don't We just don't want to drive. We don't
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  Speaker 2: what you don't want to park?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Eh, can we get a teeth to go out north?
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  Speaker 2: You know, that's all we want ride in. It'd be nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a mess, it is.
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  Speaker 2: So we just want to prepare everybody if you know
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  Speaker 2: you're going to the home opener, because usually that is
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  Speaker 2: one of the most highly attended games of the season.
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  Speaker 2: That and Bobblehead and fireworks nights, and then you just
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  Speaker 2: keep your fingers crossed and you hope for Buctober. But
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  Speaker 2: home opener is tomorrow for the Pirates. Parking should be interesting.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I think we finally nailed down everything
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  Speaker 2: we need to know about Hoist, the cone and the
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  Speaker 2: T shirt and why they're why they have a cone
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  Speaker 2: in the dugout where the cone came from, which, by
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  Speaker 2: the way, I'm not happy about.
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  Speaker 1: This, the lore of the cone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not happy about the lore of the cone. Sorry, pirates.
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  Speaker 2: We will get to that around seven twenty five. Casha
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  Speaker 2: tickets coming up around eight point thirty, and we have
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  Speaker 2: a request from an actual furry coming up next. For
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  Speaker 2: today in Freak Show History, it's Mikey and Bob the
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  Speaker 2: pre sale that happened yesterday for Benson Boone tickets. He's
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  Speaker 2: kicking off his his tour at the Arena this summer.
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  Speaker 2: It was crazy yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Right Bob.
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  Speaker 2: I saw people posting screenshots of where their line was
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  Speaker 2: in the position of the presale, and there were like
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  Speaker 2: seventy nine thousand people. Okay for an arena show, Benson
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  Speaker 2: Boone man, seventy nine thousands, it's only like eighteen twenty
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  Speaker 2: thousand seats.
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  Speaker 1: See, that's like a stadium show. That's more than the
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  Speaker 1: stadium man.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody wants see Benson Boone flip off the piano, you know,
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  Speaker 2: do his backflips and everything. Everybody puts on nice show.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get you the radio pre sale today. It's almost
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  Speaker 2: like we got a secret back entrance for you. We'll
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  Speaker 2: get to that coming up around seven to ten. Here
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  Speaker 2: on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Right around seven o'clock. This is when we do Today
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  Speaker 2: in Freak Show History. But real quick, want to get
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  Speaker 2: to a talkback message here that's gonna lead us to
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  Speaker 2: Today in Freak Show History. Talkback messages brought to us
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  Speaker 2: by One Team Media. Hey, boys, your local furry here, listen.
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  Speaker 10: I have a request police, can you guys play ball?
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  Speaker 11: Shorts is getting warm, everybody's getting their shorts on.
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  Speaker 2: That's true, perfect time of year.
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  Speaker 10: I know it's not summer summer yet, yeah, but I'm
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  Speaker 10: already in shorts for good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, please give us some shorts. I really need
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  Speaker 2: to get hyped up for this week. All right, let's
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  Speaker 2: do it for the furry and for today and Freak
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  Speaker 2: Show history. Here go history, good today show history. All right,
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  Speaker 2: for our furry friend and everybody that has just been
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  Speaker 2: listening to the show for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Because this song is like his song's been around for
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  Speaker 1: a while now.
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  Speaker 2: We made up this dumb song about going outside and
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  Speaker 2: playing sports when it's like over.
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  Speaker 1: Eighty eighty five degrees called ball shorts.
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  Speaker 2: Let's play it this, jim you yeah, bitch, you know
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  Speaker 2: what time it is. It's a nice day. Have time
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  Speaker 2: to leave the crib. Got my self ready, there's a
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  Speaker 2: play sports. Cut the poor cut on a ball short when.
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  Speaker 1: The weather's high. He ain't cut the grease. You don't
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  Speaker 1: need to cover on my big white knee. YadA, Lena breeze, get.
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  Speaker 2: Some ton of corn.
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  Speaker 1: How did you get in my ball short ball short
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  Speaker 1: ball sorts? No summer ride.
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  Speaker 2: I even put my underwear on the outside. Yeah, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: they say, funny, come a.
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  Speaker 12: Bostor on sun set my ball sauce?
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  Speaker 1: Can you handle?
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  Speaker 13: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Look at my boscart and the.
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  Speaker 14: Dogs raps some people, Hey, they want to know why
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  Speaker 14: bull front showing off on my head of time, or.
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  Speaker 12: Holds on saying bort holds on to down my bosor
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  Speaker 12: too sororm.
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  Speaker 1: Holes in my motor bosor the best money.
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  Speaker 12: Comes for the poor, The best play it comes forth
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  Speaker 12: food ten water ball door bollsor my ball shorts?
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  Speaker 1: Cot me looking so fresh?
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  Speaker 3: Three sixty wind mill, All of you bitch, my ball
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  Speaker 3: shorts give me super powers.
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  Speaker 14: Oh yeah, home run baby, take a look at me.
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  Speaker 14: My bulls contree number one player in the ptation. My
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  Speaker 14: bulls doors going on down there.
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  Speaker 2: Man, give my sorts hand do Damn I I'm that
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  Speaker 2: down there and my ball shorts going on the pile here.
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  Speaker 2: That's just a song we play when it's gonna be
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: like eighty degrees out ball shorts there.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It's Mike Jimbob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Up next, we have the Benson Boone radio presale info
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: that you need for today.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: He's kicking his.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Tour off in Pittsburgh, so it's the first stop of
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: the tour. Also, somebody wants to talk to us about
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: the Super Mario Galaxy movie that came out yesterday.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: We will get to that next.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: It's Mike Yimbob. She said, I just want to let
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: everybody know what Bob is doing right now. During the show.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: He is looking at on the internet man off brand
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: uh off brand muppet portraits like Strip District Muppets. It's
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: like off brand muppet like Timu Muppets. Yeah yeah, all
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: these different paintings and what what wait, what did they
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: call Cookie Monster what's the cookie monster one called noam
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: nam Okay, animal Shaky screamy, Okay, Kermit's froggy Man. Okay,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: just stop stop looking at off brand Muppet stuff even
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: though I'm kind of into it, all right, send me
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: to link nevermnd uh. By the way, speaking of links,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: you are gonna need the link today, Well, I'll just
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: give it to you right now. Bensonboon dot com. That
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: is where you're going to get your pre sale tickets
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: today for Benson Boone and his Wanton Man Tour coming
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: to Pittsburgh Big ninety six to one Kiss show at
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: the Arena on July seventh. Seventy nine thousand plus people
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: were in the first presale that happened yesterday.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: So this this tour is gonna be a big deal.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: This one's the radio presale today.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, the radio pre sale today from eleven am to
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: ten pm. Go to Bensonboon dot com. The password is Moonbeam,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: moon Beam, Hi scream Moonbeam. That is your password for
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: the radio presale today till tenny ten pm. Only starts
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: at eleven am Bensonboon dot com. Password is Moonbeam. To
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  Speaker 2: try to get those tickets, It's Mikey Bob mckiss Morning
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Freak Show. The Super Mario Galaxy movie. We all know
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: that this is gonna be a big deal. The first
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: one that they did a few years ago made like
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: a billion dollars and this one is well on its way. Yeah, yesterday,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: it opened on a Wednesday. Okay, usually movies will have
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: some Thursday showings going into the weekend.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Super Mario Galaxy opened on a Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: It made thirty four million dollars on a Wednesday. Thirty
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: four mil on a Wednesday.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Thirty four million is good enough to maybe sometimes get
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: you the number one spot for an entire weekend at
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: the movies. Yeah, Super Mario Galaxy is gonna make a
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: lot of money. Let's get to this talkback message here
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  Speaker 15: Honor of the Mario movie coming out. And maybe I'm
• 19:25
  Speaker 15: leaked to the game and you guys have already done this,
• 19:26
  Speaker 15: but what about power ranking of Mario characters? WHOA, my
• 19:32
  Speaker 15: husband always goes for Warrio when we're playing like Mario
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  Speaker 15: Carter something and I'm I'm a princess peach girl.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Love you guys, by all right, we have we ever
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: done that? On the show. I don't think we have
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: excuse me, all right, I mean I got to think
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: about this because the Mario Galaxy goes deep. Bob has
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: already gotten Mario Galaxy movie spoilers. There's one post credit scene, right,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: and there is uh, there's a lot of characters in
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: this movie. We'll just say that they like to do
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: little Easter eggs and oh you remember this character from
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: like the first Nintendo and they do a great job
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: of that. Okay, start getting your list together, Bob. Towards
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: the end of the show nine to twenty five and
• 20:17
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  Speaker 2: the history.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, this is a big list, big list.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: This is you know, we grew up with Nintendo, still
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: playing Nintendo.
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  Speaker 1: We will get to our top five Mario Bros.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Characters coming up around nine to twenty five. We explain
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: what the hell the pirates are doing with this traffic cone,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: where it started, and why I do not believe that
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: the pirates need this traffic cone in their dugout. I'm
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: not happy about where the traffic cone came from. Wow,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not We'll get to that around seven to twenty five.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob. The morning rain is gonna get
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  Speaker 2: out of the way this afternoon and then we should
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: be pretty good.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: And it is warm out today. High's in the low eighties. Today.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
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• 21:08
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  Speaker 1: What's going on, Mikey and Bob.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: It's Francis here from Charlotte.
• 21:16
  Speaker 16: Hey, and I was listening to the podcast from today,
• 21:18
  Speaker 16: and I notice y'all talking about hoist to cone.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hoist to cone, this thing that the Pirates are
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: doing when they make good plays in the dugout. All
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, you see somebody hoisting up an orange
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: traffic cone.
• 21:30
  Speaker 16: And did y'all know that that was just a misprint
• 21:32
  Speaker 16: from fanatics and they meant to put hoist to colors,
• 21:35
  Speaker 16: you know, kind of like pirate deemed. Yeah, but they
• 21:37
  Speaker 16: screwed it up, and now the Pirates are just running
• 21:39
  Speaker 16: with it. And now they have a traffic cone and
• 21:40
  Speaker 16: it feels out of control and I kind of want
• 21:43
  Speaker 16: to shure that says hoist to cone now over oyst
• 21:45
  Speaker 16: to colors.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Bob.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Now Bob's birthday January first, New Year's Day, it's time
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: to stop wishing him happy birthday. Yeah. I think we
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: have a better explanation now of why the hell the
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Pirates have a random traffic cone.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Because fanatics screwed up.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Fanatics a while back put out a Pirate shirt that
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: said hoist the cone on it, and then people were like,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: what is this like a new saying or something that
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: we don't know yet, like a cone? It was supposed
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: to say hoist the colors? Right, yeah, So Fanatics screwed
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: up first, which hoists the colors is just generic too,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: like right, yeah, whatever, Yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I get it right, raised Jolly Roger and that. So
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Fanatics screwed up.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: But then I guess the Pirates sort of got wind
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: of it and then they actually said, you know what,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: let's let's go ahead with this.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: So then, uh, yesterday, Hannah Mer's.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: At the game in Cincinnati. By the way, the Pirates
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: actually won the game eight to three, but we don't
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: care about that. We're talking about the cone now. Okay,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: the cone is more important at this point. So Hannah
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Mer is from sports at Pittsburgh. She's talking to Jake
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Mangam about it.
• 22:57
  Speaker 17: I'd say a couple of days ago, I think of
• 23:00
  Speaker 17: us were talking in the locker room and just the
• 23:03
  Speaker 17: conversation about to hoist the cone thing came up the
• 23:06
  Speaker 17: visiting clubby here in Cincinnati. I was like, hey, man,
• 23:11
  Speaker 17: you this might sound weird, but I need a traffic cone.
• 23:14
  Speaker 17: And he was like, one second, opens the door to
• 23:18
  Speaker 17: the locker room before it closes. He comes back in
• 23:20
  Speaker 17: with a cone. It sits in like two seconds. This
• 23:22
  Speaker 17: dude walks outside, grabs cone, walks in. I'm like, all right,
• 23:25
  Speaker 17: that's awesome. And Nick Cook, one of our clubhouse managers,
• 23:31
  Speaker 17: slapped at Pittsburgh pirate sticker on there, and then Billy
• 23:34
  Speaker 17: took over. We didn't know how we were going to
• 23:35
  Speaker 17: use it, but we knew we needed to hoist it somehow.
• 23:38
  Speaker 17: And Billy kind of took over yesterday and kind of
• 23:40
  Speaker 17: got the boys going a little bit.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: He's talking about Billy Cook, who we'll hear from next here.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: That was Jake Mangum explaining about the Pirates traffic cone
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: where it came from. We know it's from the fanatic
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: shirts screw up, but now they actually have a cone
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: that they are embracing, right, did you hear him explain it?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Though I'm out on the cone. You're out on the cone, dude.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: That is a Cincinnati traffic cone right there.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Put a pirate sticker on it doesn't matter.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you give me a Bengals helmet. You put
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: a Steeler's logo on it, Does that make it a
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Steeler's helmet?
• 24:17
  Speaker 11: No?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: This he did cone. I didn't.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: It didn't even cross my mind that did Co want
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Tony Territory cone?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Not even a Pittsburgh cone. Oh man, I might be
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: out on the cone already, even though it's just taking
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: off right now.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I feel weird about the cone. That should feel betrayed
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: by the cone.
• 24:35
  Speaker 15: Now.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: It's a Cincinnati cone. It's not even a Pittsburgh cone.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: All right, here's Billy cooking the Pirates talking about the cone. Well,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Jake made sure that it was in the dugout. And
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: if we're gonna have a cone in here, you know
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: someone's got to lift it up. It's not going to
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: hoist itself.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: So just kept it next to me in the dugout,
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: and anytime something good happen, hoisted it up and again
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: it goes with the uh the welder's mask or welder's helmet,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: whatever you want to call it. They work well together
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: and we're looking forward to a lot more airtime for
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: this thing.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, well let me tell you boys here. Listen, it's
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: early in the season. Get that cone out of the
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: way right now. Get a new cone. When you come
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: back to the home opener on Friday. There is plenty
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: of construction, there's plenty of road closures, and steal a
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: draft cone.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Three rivers con that's it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Listen, boys, home opener tomorrow, kick it off with the
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: brand new cone, because that damn cone might have a
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: pirate sticker on it, but that is a Cincinnati traffic cone.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: And I'm worried that Paul Skin's arm is gonna fall
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: off because I think it's cursed. Hey, we're at the
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: top of the hill with this cone thing. By the way,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: we're about to head down the hill with no brakes on. Like,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: if they keep up this cone stuff, it's about to
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: be sold Dan Part two about.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: A month or two from now.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: People have wacky you know, the foam like uh cone heads, dude,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: foam uh packers, Yeah, dudey printing them in the strip.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I know we're about to go downhill without the breaks off. Listen,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: get rid of that call though. We need a ins
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: or cone.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Otherwise have a cone zone that they.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Have to wear a cone. Now we're now we're cooking out.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: It's up to the Pittsburgh Pirates players though, to get
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: rid of that damn Cincinnati cone.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Throw it, throw it in the river. Get a Pittsburgh cone.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Net. We're cooking home opener tomorrow against Baltimore for one two.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: The first pitch. Uh, somebody got a duy on a horse.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: We will get to that story next. It's Mikey and
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Bob a Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey Bob. Before we
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: get to this uh d u y on a horse story,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: we have somebody else coming in here that wants to
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: say something nice. Okay on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob. Real quick, let's get to this guy.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, quick, Let's say something nice, say something nice.
• 26:58
  Speaker 18: Go ahead, man, say something nice, say something nice. We
• 27:04
  Speaker 18: well something shout out to make old friends offer. I
• 27:08
  Speaker 18: always will you romance?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Say something nice? Say something nice.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: You're making all this other men out here look bad.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get kissed all over. Who somebody got a
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: guy on a horse down in Kentucky. Let's get to
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: this story.
• 27:28
  Speaker 19: A bowling green man faces do U I charge us
• 27:30
  Speaker 19: after police say he was riding a horse intoxicated.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Ah No, can't do that. We've learned over the years.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Doesn't matter what you're riding on or driving on. Can't
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: be out on these roads if you've had a few pops.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: How drunk do you have to be on a horse
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: where police notice? And he's like, that is true? Is
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: going wrong here? Well? I would think the police maybe
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: would just notice that a guy's riding the horse on
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: the highway or the road. Yeah. Probably the first red
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: flag is you. It's like, hey, here's a dude riding
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: a horse. This isn't normal.
• 28:03
  Speaker 19: Forty eight year old Jorge Hernandez Ramirez I sing Palnce
• 28:07
  Speaker 19: was arrested Thursday after court documents say an officer saw
• 28:10
  Speaker 19: him slumped over on a horse.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Slumped over too.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: He was making a horse match.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: He's like in the movies when somebody's in the desert
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: and they got a horse and they're they're like they're
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: dying there and they're just slumped over on the horse,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: and the horse just walking.
• 28:25
  Speaker 19: That's what it's like, right, riding in the wrong direction
• 28:27
  Speaker 19: on Glenn Lily rode.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Listen, you can't blame the horse for going in the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: wrong direction.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: The horse doesn't know where the hell it's going.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Horse don't got ways on it or anything. Horse don't know.
• 28:38
  Speaker 19: When the officer got close to him, he said, the
• 28:39
  Speaker 19: man smelled like alcohol in his eyes were bloodshot.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Oh no, how's the horse though? How's the horse's eyes?
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: You can't look at a horse and guys look them
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: in the eyes. If you look a horse and the
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: guys and it locks eyes with you, right, it's like
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: avatar stuff. You're locked into that horse, then come one
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: with the horse.
• 28:56
  Speaker 19: Court documents reveal that Hernandez Ramirez told the officer he
• 28:59
  Speaker 19: just the liquor store. The recitation says the officer noticed
• 29:03
  Speaker 19: a liquor store bag tied to the horse's saddle.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: You can't do that. You can't do that.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: What in the wild West is going on here? Kentucky?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: My guy's slumped over, riding dirty with a liquor bag
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: hanging off of them and hanging off the saddle.
• 29:15
  Speaker 19: He's charged with operating a non motor vehicle. Well, under
• 29:19
  Speaker 19: the influence, you think you do it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: You got a drinking problem and you just think, all right,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I can't do the car. What about the horse? Horse
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: dou horse dui. That's uh, that's gonna get you. That's
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: gonna get you pulled over? How do you pull over
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: for the cops if they just they flash your lights?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Hopefully the horse does it. He's just slumped over. All right, Yeah,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: you can't. You can't drink and drive, even if it's
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: not a car, golf cart.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Can't drink and drive.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Rules are the rules.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Horse can't drink and drive.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: You have learned that a horse I could not do that.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: We have your chance to catch your tickets coming up
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: this morning around eight thirty. Also by request, we are
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: going to power rank our top five favorite Mario Brothers
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Galaxy characters of all time. Nine five.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: It's My Bob, Mikey and Bob podcast.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: All right, Your chance to win catcher tickets is coming
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: up soon around eight point thirty here on the Kiss
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob. Also, uh, the
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Mario Brothers Galaxy movie is out. It came out yesterday,
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: made like thirty four million dollars by request.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: We are going to power rank our top five.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Favorite Mario Boters characters of all time, coming up around
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: nine to twenty five here on the show. Hey, big list,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: it's a huge list. It is big Space Day. Yesterday
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: the Artemis two launch. It's gonna take like ten days
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: and shoot the astronauts around the moon. They're gonna see
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: the backside of the moon. We ain't never seen that before.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: We don't know what's back there, right, he can have backside.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I see something that had a broken toilet or something.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, let me tell you about the toilet on
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Artemiss too. Yeah. There was an issue with the what
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: NASA calls the Universal Waste Management System that deals with
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: the urine collection. A NASA spokesperson bit U spokesperson, and
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: yesterday during the live mission sort of commentary said, the
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: toilet fan is reported to be jammed.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Oh no, listen, you you work, you go to scores.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: You know what happens in the bathroom if the fan
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: don't work and somebody drops some some something.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Bad, right, a jammed fan.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine being in the damn space capsule lass
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: up there with the jammed fan and then all of
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: a sudden space stinky somebody drops brown moon rocks and
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, mission aboard, bring them home,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: send us home. Uh yeah, the toilet fan was jammed.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: There's a new space toilet they're working with up there.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: It said.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: The ground teams were coming up with instructions on how
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: to get the fan cleared so they could use the
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: toilet for the mission. The malfunction was due to a
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: controller issue on the space toilet, but NASA confirmed that
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: the astronauts could still use the space toilet for poop.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: They just couldn't pee. Well that's a problem too, that
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: seems concerning. Well they did have like they did have
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: emergency ways to pee. Okay, so it all got figured out. Okay,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: last time we went up to the Moon, these these
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: people were just pooping and peeing in bags and just
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: sort of you know, you're right, there was probably they
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: were pooping in bags. Then technology they could leak the
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: pea out. Yeah, like you've done this research, you've been
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: no toilet when we went to the moon. Are they
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: pooping in giant eagle bags? Like that's what they're for,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: isn't it?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I never knew.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: But then we got some good news.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, now you know, wow, they would leak the
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: pea out, but they teach you this in school. I
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: don't know. So when them the masterronauts came down and said, hey, look,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: we just walked on the moon where we're worldwide heroes
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: were heroes of the Earth, heroes of humanity. And also
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: here's a bunch of bags we pooped in. We got
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: some good news yesterday though. The toilet is now ready
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: to go. They said, all they have to do is
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: let the system get the operating speed before donating fluid,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: and then letting it run a little bit after you're
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: done going to the bathroom, ramping up and just you know,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: rub it up a little bit, the handle a little bit.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, space toilet is operational. Yeah, all right,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: let's get to us talkback. Message here brought to us
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: by one Team Media.
• 33:26
  Speaker 20: Morning, gentlemen, Mikey and Big Bob. Mikey, I know you're
• 33:29
  Speaker 20: big into space. First time caller. My name's Winnebago, by
• 33:32
  Speaker 20: the way, nickname.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: One second. I almost don't care what the rest of
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: this guy's messages. I hope he becomes one of those
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: listeners that just leaves a lot of messages for the show.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: He doesn't have to be funny or anything like that.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I just want a guy that leaves us messages that's
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: named Winnebago. Yeah, now we go to win Obago, who
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: wants to talk about space.
• 33:55
  Speaker 20: Tell me if you notice the reputation of the smoke
• 33:58
  Speaker 20: that it literally looks like people, human beings sitting down anyway.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: At the same time, I wonder.
• 34:06
  Speaker 20: Every time Bob says, m M, is he holding his
• 34:09
  Speaker 20: cup of coffee and taking a sip or just finishing it?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: You know what, I think this guy might be high.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I'm starting to I'm starting to feel the wavelengths eye
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: of this guy here. Hey, do you notice the rockets
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: clod It looked like people sitting down smoke people. You
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: know what, That smoke was nice though. Yesterday it was
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: coming off in like one it was. It was good smoke.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I was sitting there watching it with my wife and
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: one of our friends. Was a good smoke yesterday and
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the rocket launch for you?
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: It was?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: It was for me and probably that guy too. Say hey,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Bob on the show, and you go, yeah, are you
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: just taking a drinking your coffee?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Taking drinking?
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: All right? Man, hey, we appreciate you winning this show
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: to Smike you.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: As if the morning commute isn't bad enough, morning commute murmure. Uh,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: there is an over hYP truck. Oh no, that is
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: stuck inbound going into the four pit tunnels. Oh no,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: that's traffic nightmare right there. Gotta know how tall you are?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: It's why duck for most doorways. That truck should have ducked.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: It should have known. Oh, that's gonna be a mess.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: That is gonna be a mess. How do trucks do that?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be a mess for hours?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Like, how don't you know how tall the truck is?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: How big the tunnel is?
• 35:35
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: How that works?
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Don't truckers have like an app or something where you're
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: just punching where you're going? You mean, it's like, Hey,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: you've been in the back of a truck before. I
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: don't know, man, I've been in the back of a
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: cab of a truck before. Yeah, I don't know, like.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: You see any apps in there or anything to tell
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: you now.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: But I was thinking, if you're a truck driver and
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: you're type in, hey, I'm here and I gotta go here.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: There's probably something that says like, hey, you're too tall
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: for the four pit tongue. But maybe we don't want
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: to go that way.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe not though, Maybe they just thought just drive here
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I can't wait till I
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: get to the other side of the toll Boom. What
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: a mess.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Too big for the tunnel, too big to fit in
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: the hole. It's Mikey and Baba Kiss, Morning Freak Show.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I uh, I'm not sick of the cone yet. I
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: just need a new cone for the Pirates. Okay, buddy,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: the cone hasn't even started yet. Well, I know it
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: hasn't even started yet, but that's why I'm saying. The
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Pirates need to get rid of the cone that they're
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: using to celebrate in the dugout Again. If you haven't
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: heard this full story, fanatics, they put out this pirate
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: shirt that said hoist the cone instead of hoist the colors.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know by accident, I guess now the Pirates
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: have just embraced it, and uh, you know, for home
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: runs and good plays, they just they hoist the cone up.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Let's get to this caller, Mikey and Bob, Hello, I'm
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob.
• 36:56
  Speaker 21: It's a Steve on the Road.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: H II, Steve on the Road. How are you?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I'm right? I was just Connor Garden the whole cone segment.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: What do you want to say about the cone?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I agree with Bob. I think we need to throw
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: that in the river, but we have to make sure
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: it goes in the Ohio River and so it don't
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: paint the Alleghany River. You're right, You're absolutely right. Throw
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: it in the damn Ohio River. But put a bunch
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: of rocks in it too, so it just floats to
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: the bottom, never to be seen from again, and then
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: go go to Yenser Cone. Yes, sir, absolutely, we need see.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: This is the problem, is what I keep saying. They
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: just got the cone for the dugout in Cincinnati.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they picked it up out of time.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: It's a Cincinnati cone. It seems tainted to me. Don't
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: you want a Pittsburgh cone. It's a foreign cone. You
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: know what they should do. They should get a Pittsburgh cone.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: You know how it's got the Pirates decal on it. Yeah,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: they should cover it with local stickers, you know, like
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: an Iron City sticker, so people could just send stickers
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: of the pirates or Pirates players and managers whatever could
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: bring in stickers for the cone. So it's all injured out.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: All right, Let's get to another talk back mess cheer
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: brought to us by the Pavement group My Miikey, Hi Bob,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: this is Jeremy and Oakmont.
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: I've got something that might make Mikey feel a little
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: bit better about the cone.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: All right, Cone talk continues on the show.
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: Look at it this way. We're taking it out of
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: Cincinnati and we're keeping it as our own. We're pirates.
• 38:18
  Speaker 10: It's plunder. Okay, it's plunder, So hoist the cone, sell
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: the team. Let's go bucks and happy.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Birthday bout Okay, I feel well. Thank you for the
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: birthday message. His birthday is New Year's Day. We can
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: stop with that, beautiful. I appreciate. Hey, now I might
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: be back in on the cone.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: We got that cone, booty from Cincinnati's.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: We need to start stealing cones every time they're on
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: the road. That's it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Steal every city's cones.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I want the cone. It'll be like fifty cones. Conesack
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: the cones, dude, like people do the beer snake yees
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: do a cone snake. Yeah, Oh my gosh, that's all right.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe we need to just do this every place we
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: go but talk. When they were in Cincinnati, they asked
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: the clubhouse manager of the Reds for a cone. Now
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: they need to go undercover and just start stealing traffic
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: cones from every city they go to.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Hey, we're Pirates, Bucos might be cooking.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: With something this year.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: We need to just start stealing from other teams and cities. Yes,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and get cones going. Yeah, plunder the codes.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Fan addicts is going to make a plunder of cone shirt. Now,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I better watching booty shirt. Opening day for the Pirates.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: The home opener is tomorrow against Baltimore four one two,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: four to twelve.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: UH first pitch, we had.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Your chance to win cash the tickets for the show
• 39:39
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  Speaker 2: power ranking our top five favorite Mario Brothers characters of
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• 39:47
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• 39:51
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  Speaker 2: UH on his Wanted Man tour is in Pittsburgh at
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  Speaker 2: to ten pm. All right, let's get to another talkback
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: message here, brought to us by One Team Media.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Hey guys, it's Rachel from my Trobe. I was pitching
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: up on the podcast and that girl called in. She
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: was talking about her parents, like asking her what she
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: do if you guys would have went off air.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this I think this uh went back to when
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: we were, you know, during contract negotiations and stuff, weren't
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: really sure what the future of the show was. Going
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: to be and then we ended up signing a new deal.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: This this was the message she was talking about.
• 41:15
  Speaker 21: One day, we were at the dinner table and they
• 41:16
  Speaker 21: were like, what would you have done if they would
• 41:19
  Speaker 21: have said that?
• 41:19
  Speaker 11: Like this was after you guys announced that you.
• 41:21
  Speaker 21: Extended your contract, and I just like didn't even say anything.
• 41:25
  Speaker 11: I just like looked at them and they were like.
• 41:27
  Speaker 17: Yeah, you would have cried?
• 41:28
  Speaker 13: Huh?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I said, oh yeah, I just like how our parents
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: are harassed and they're like, hey, the radio show you
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: like so much, what would you do if they went away?
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: You cried? Huh? For alone? Okay, she likes their weird
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: uncles on the radio. All right, back to the other girl.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: I can relate my dad rest in peace. He used
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: to love listening to Jim Kred and Randy Bauman, and
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: I remember when they broke up and his life just
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: ended and mine would end without you and I love
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: you guys.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, hold on, wait did Jim and Randy
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: kill your dad? What happened here? Happy birthday, Bob? No,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: don't do Happy birthday Bob message. Okay, thank you and
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: birthday was New Year's Day. Sorry to hear about your dad. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: I just need to know. Did Jim and Randy from
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: DV did they kill your dad? Hey, guys, it's Rachel again.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to clear up that my dad didn't
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: die really because like Jim and Randy broke up.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, thanks for clarifying.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I wasn't sure though, you know, you never know if
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Pittsburgh man, Jim and Randy broke up, but just broke
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: his heart. Okay, he got an older guy that might
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: be like, you know, I don't know, fifty sixty years
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: old or something like that.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: And then Jim Cran Randy Bauma. I used to listen
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: to TV all the time, and they split up.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Man, that was it for Dad died for other reasons,
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: like fifteen years later.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: But okay, I'm glad that DV didn't kill your dad.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: He was a truck driver and he like listened to
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: them every day, just like how I've been listening to
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: you guys since two thousand and four.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Two thousand and four, you say that like it's a question.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Let me confirm to you, yes, if you've been listening
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: since the start of our show inception of our show, Yeah,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: it is two thousand and four. And then You're like,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: that can't be real. It's twenty twenty six now, and
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: then you realize that we've been on the radio on
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: this station only for twenty.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Two damn years your lifetime.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Uh, you know what something we've never done in the
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: history of our show though. It's coming up around nine
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: twenty five. Our top five favorite Mario Bros. Characters of
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: all time Mario movies out now. It's making millions and
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  Speaker 2: millions of dollars. Top five Mario Characters nine twenty five
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob. Sorry, alright,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: let's give away some cashing tickets here. Mike and Bob,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: how are you? I'm pretty good that I might be
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: better from Caller nine.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: All right, what's your name?
• 43:48
  Speaker 11: Sheila?
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Sheila?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: You are Caller nine. You're going to see Casher Sheila.
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: W awesome?
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, August twenty fifth, out at Starlak. Tickets around sale
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: ticketmaster dot com. But just hold on, we got your tickets,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: will get you all the details. Okay, all right, great,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: another chance at catch your tickets later this afternoon around
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: four thirty with Tall Kathy. Uh, let's get to another
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: talkback message here, Bob. Do you remember earlier this week,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: UH had a woman leave us a message shoes on
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: a road trip with her husband, and they kept coming
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: up with different names for people who listen to our show,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: like Mikey and Bob fandom names, right, remember.
• 44:23
  Speaker 22: This, The Tassles, the mike and Bob Mob, the Little Smokies,
• 44:27
  Speaker 22: Mikey and Bobby's Freaky Mobby, the Mikey Milkers and Bobby
• 44:33
  Speaker 22: Nobby's Mikey's Massive Bobby's, the truck Nuts, Mikey and Bob's
• 44:40
  Speaker 22: big Dogs, Mikey and Bob's dog logs, Mikey and Bob's
• 44:44
  Speaker 22: big Hogs, Mikey and Bob's toilet clogs, the Squirters, and
• 44:52
  Speaker 22: so the Mikey the Mikey Go boom booms and Big
• 44:59
  Speaker 22: Bob's boom brooms.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so just some names for I guess
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: fans of our show, right, I love to excuse us
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: on road trip and just start spiraling. Uh. Yeah, let's
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: get to this talkback message here.
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: Hey boys, it's Jess.
• 45:14
  Speaker 15: I wanted to say welcome back from your spring break.
• 45:16
  Speaker 15: You so excited to see that there was a pod
• 45:19
  Speaker 15: some podcasts to catch up on. Yeah, second, I, oh
• 45:23
  Speaker 15: my god, the all of the Miking and Bob fan nicknames. Yeah,
• 45:27
  Speaker 15: they were amazing and I love all of them. And
• 45:29
  Speaker 15: I kind of feel like, as a fan, we should vote,
• 45:32
  Speaker 15: and I think my vote might be for the Squirters.
• 45:36
  Speaker 11: Love you, guys.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Bye, your vote, spend deny. I don't say your vote.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Your vote actually doesn't count, all right. I don't think
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: the Squirters made the ballot. I know this might be
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: a democracy, you think, but it is not. We are
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: not calling the people who really enjoy our show the squirters.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: We're not doing that. Okay, we're not doing that, all right,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: hold on, Mills, Mills on the Mount wants send Messa here?
• 45:57
  Speaker 11: Hey, boys, Mills on the Mountain. I love it so much,
• 46:00
  Speaker 11: all these sandom names that people are putting out, and
• 46:03
  Speaker 11: I'm chuggling recognizing the fact that it's fine if you
• 46:07
  Speaker 11: guys don't think you deserve fandom.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah we don't, and a group of people that love
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: you so much.
• 46:14
  Speaker 11: But too damn bad, because we're gonna make it happen anyway.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: All Right, you don't need to threaten nice Mills on
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: the mount. Okay, if you guys want to come up
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: with a fun name. You can. You can't stop Mills
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: on the mom. I can stop our fans from being
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: the squirters, though. I am putting a stop to that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 11: So if people want to keep leaving their fandom name suggestions,
• 46:34
  Speaker 11: I will put them in a Google form over the weekend,
• 46:38
  Speaker 11: and mikey Bob, if you wouldn't mind supporting us a
• 46:41
  Speaker 11: little bit by sharing it on socials, we will vote
• 46:45
  Speaker 11: get this name decided. We can get this crewsembled, and
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: then we can get ready for mikeem Bob Con.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, Mike Bob Con probably not never gonna happen.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Crew assembled.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So Mills on the Mount, I guess
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: it's gonna have a whole hole that she's gonna do
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: to try to name our our fans. Uh, Squirter's not
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: on the list, not even on the list, if I
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: have any say, that's not even gonna be voted on.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: But just like I said, stop wishing Bob happy birthday.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: After New Year's Day, people are wishing you happy birthday
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: in April mouth So the listeners don't really listen to
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: me anyway. So if we put it on the pole
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, we'd be like Yeah. If you're
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: a Mikey and Bob listener. If you're a squirter, squirters,
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: go number one. You know, get our zero resk Squirterers
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: or special or we can't do it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: We're squirters.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, No, we're done, all right, We're not doing it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I like Movers the other day though, like Mike and
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: and bobbers the movers, the movers. I like the Movers.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: The Pittsburgh Squirters though sounds powerful and mysterious, it doesn't
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: sound like either of those.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Ninety six one Kiss.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Getting yourself ready for the Draft coming in just a
• 48:05
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• 48:08
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• 48:12
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• 48:23
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• 48:32
  Speaker 2: There's always people getting naked, getting arrested, making the news.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: And making our show. It's time for a naked store.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, legend, it's time for another.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Naked story on the ninety six one Kiss Morning freaks
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Out with Mikey and Big Bat. All right, this guy's
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: naked in his own backyard down South Carolina.
• 48:56
  Speaker 21: Privacy or public indecency.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: It's a flye line laying out in the sun, even
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: in the nude.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, yep, Actually there is.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: When other people can see you for him, that's him.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be our naked man of this story
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: right here, who obviously doesn't know the nudity laws. Laying
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: out the d there's nothing wrong with.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: It, yeah, is when other people can see you.
• 49:20
  Speaker 21: Normally he works out in sunbathes in his backyard and
• 49:23
  Speaker 21: fountain in in a thong.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: By the way, this is a bigger gentleman.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a beard, but he's got like he's
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: he's got like his beard like all tied up. So
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: he's definitely the guy that all the neighbors know is
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: the naked guy in the neighborhood. He's uh, he's in
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: his backyard. If he's just rolling his backyard usual in
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: a thong, or he's got naked, he's got like a
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: weight bench. It looks like it's about fifty years old
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: there too. So he's lifting weights in his backyard, this
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: bigger guy. And sometimes he does it in a thong,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: and sometimes.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't naked or naked and unafraid. Yeah, well
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: he's not a frank.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: When a mail lays out in the in the sun,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: in the nude, his testosterone levels go up about four
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: hundred times.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's we can't put that on
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: the news. What Facebook doctor info?
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: Is this?
• 50:14
  Speaker 21: After an accident, he says his doctor recommended exercising and
• 50:17
  Speaker 21: getting outdoors.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your doctor says you need to exercise more and
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: get out doors. He's a bigger guys offer it does
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: naked doc doctor's orders naked. I got a.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Doctor's note right here where.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Well, give me a second, I'll get it for you.
• 50:33
  Speaker 23: You're free to do what you care to do on
• 50:35
  Speaker 23: your on your property. Uh yeah, bathing the problem call? Yeah,
• 50:43
  Speaker 23: and I here we go the general public.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: All right, So that listen, that's a little tip for everybody.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: It seems like common sense. It's a nice out.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: You want to get naked at your house and sunbathe,
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: you can go ahead. And do it now.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: The problem is as soon as somebody you gotcha.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, even if the doctor ordered it, okay, even if
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: the doctor ordered.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Naked, son, Tan, it's not you can't do it if
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: other people can see you.
• 51:11
  Speaker 21: Have you ever considered building a more solid fence over
• 51:14
  Speaker 21: here so that no one can see you through that fence?
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah? No, he's got a fence in his backyard, but
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: it's it's one of those fences that you can see
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: through those naked.
• 51:22
  Speaker 20: I considered everything under the sun at any time, but
• 51:25
  Speaker 20: this right here is twelve thousand dollars.
• 51:27
  Speaker 21: The deputy who arrested Sullivan wrote in his report he
• 51:30
  Speaker 21: could clearly see Sullivan naked through the fence.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, So the guy says, it costs twelve thousand dollars
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: bill fence. And then they talked to the officer. He's like, yeah,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: we could see the guy. Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: I think people look over here at a beautiful buff
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: bull of alpha male.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Living a wonderful life and they say something they want
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: to destroy. Nope, that's not it at all, though. Man,
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: it's it's naked in your backyard and everybody. Hey, the
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: doctor told told me to get naked out there, all right,
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: it is a naked good person making the show once again.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Did Travis Kelsey slip up on the latest New Heights
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: podcast and reveal that him and Taylor Swift are actually
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: already married married?
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: No?
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Not not really, yeah, probably not.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: But the video got like seven hundred thousand views in
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: a day because here's what happened, all right. Uh, the
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Cincinnati men's basketball coach was on. You know, Travis Kelsey,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: he played football at Cincinnati, so they got the men's
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: basketball coach on there talking about him, and you know,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: just played basketball too. Man, you're getting me fired up
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Colt, Hey, we'll get you a good nil deal man.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, we're good sixth man off
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: the bench. Yeah sweety, I'm going back to school, all right.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: So everybody basically lots of Swifties putting.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: It together and you gotta ask your wife.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: And he he meaning Travis Kelsey, did not correct him.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fine. I mean, is he gonna stop
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: the interview and be like, not my wife yet, like
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: just keep it moving.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: And coach kind of made the clip there, he did.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: He knew what he was doing or not. He made
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: the clip.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: He did, so that's why people were thinking that Travis
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: and Taylor may have secretly married already. I don't know
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: if I'm believing.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: That now, Zen Day and uh Tom Uh spider Man, Yeah, Tom,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I'm Holland. I just know my Spidy Holland.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: And Hiddleston get me every time those two Tommy H's
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: man tell you get me?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Started by Tom Hanks, I get my Tommy h just confused.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Uh, but yeah, I feel like they're already married, Taylor
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: and Travis, though, Yeah, I don't think so. All right,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: let's get to another talkback Messagery can send him through
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: the Free iHeartRadio app here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bobby.
• 53:59
  Speaker 13: Bobby, I listen in Florida to the podcasts, so I
• 54:03
  Speaker 13: fast forward the commercials all the time, and I'm in Florida,
• 54:06
  Speaker 13: so I know we don't get the same commercials.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it has been a thing we've been talking about
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: recently because people actually like me and Bob's commercials because
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know, we just try to make them like
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: the show. We try to make them a little bit
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: you know, funny, personalized, like she's saying, though, Like a
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: lot of times, like if you're in a different part
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: of the country.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how the hell it works, but
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I'll get like local commercials there. Yeah, you can be
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: targeted for where you're at with what commercials play.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So then some people are no matter what you're
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: listening to, because they don't get our commercials to Pittsburgh commercials.
• 54:35
  Speaker 13: And on Monday's podcast, you were talking about the lady
• 54:38
  Speaker 13: who was doing the kolonoscopy prep.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the lady kolonoscopy Now, quippa that whole thing.
• 54:44
  Speaker 13: So I'm fast forwarding through these commercials and I hear
• 54:47
  Speaker 13: a familiar beat and it begins with the word prep.
• 54:52
  Speaker 13: So it's TLC and it begins with prep. They say
• 54:55
  Speaker 13: prep a couple of times, and I'm like, oh my god,
• 54:58
  Speaker 13: someone made a so about that lady's story about not
• 55:02
  Speaker 13: having water okay and doing a colonoscaby prep. And I
• 55:06
  Speaker 13: listened to the entire song waiting for the funny, but
• 55:09
  Speaker 13: it was about HIV.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, expect just an HIV commercial BLC singing about what
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: you think is a colonoscopy and really it's just like nope,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: just HIV HIV drug commercial, okay.
• 55:26
  Speaker 13: But the timing could not have been better. Also, Heather
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: from Natty Heights, that's my hometown.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: So hey girl, Hey Heather from Natty Heights hometown. Shot
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: out your girl. Don in Florida says hi, all right.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: The biggest list we've ever done on the show. Mario
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Brothers The Galaxy movies out. It's made tens of millions already.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: It's going to make a billion dollars eventually. It's out
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: this weekend. A lot of people are going to see it. Yeah,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: by request our top five favorite super Mario Brothers Galaxy,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: the whole Mario Verse, top five characters around nine to
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: twenty five. Biggest list we've ever done history of the show.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Six kiss. Obviously, there's a new episode of The Pit
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: on tonight. It's Thursday Night on HBO Max, Episode thirteen.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: This is the seven PM hour of this shift.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's only two episodes left.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: I think so right. I think we'll get this and
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: then one more episode and I think that's it for
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: the season. Also on tonight, Real Housewives of Rhode Island
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: premieres on Bravo tonight and then Sunday it's the season
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: seventeen premiere of Real Housewives of Atlanta on Bravo.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: By the way, I'll just keep stacking them. I was
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: texting them up.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: We have a Bravo friend because we don't watch a
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: lot of Bravo shows, but we have a Bravo friend
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: who does, and they will not stop texting me about
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: the Summer House drama.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Like I wish, I wish I follow it along with
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Summer House the whole time.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: There's this new character is involved. Yeah, it's spiraling out
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: of control. I thought bars Tool was somehow mixed into
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: the mix. Now, yeah, let's chick and fry in there. Yeah,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: it's massy. It's massy. But I wish I would have
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: watched Summer House all these years because now I feel
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: like it's paying off because huge drama on that Bravo show.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show. Earlier in
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: the show, we got this talk back message in honor of.
• 57:21
  Speaker 15: The Mario movie coming out. And maybe I'm late to
• 57:24
  Speaker 15: the game and you guys have already done this, but
• 57:27
  Speaker 15: what about power ranking of Mario characters. My husband always
• 57:32
  Speaker 15: goes for Warrio when we're playing like Mario Carter something
• 57:36
  Speaker 15: and I'm a princess peach girl.
• 57:38
  Speaker 11: Love you guys bike.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the biggest top five we've ever done
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: in the history of the show for polo rankings.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: What Key and Bob Nutty?
• 57:53
  Speaker 24: Six one?
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Kiss Yeah, Mario Brothers Galaxy Movie has made thirty four
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: million dollars in just the Wednesday showings.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: It's gonna end up being a million dollar movie.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Huge weekend coming, big Easter, spring break weekend, kids off school,
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: maybe some of them. Still a lot of people gonna
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: be checking out the Mario movie. All right, here we
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: go about top five characters from the Super Mario Verse.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: We'll start with you number five, who Tone at five?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Number four, give me the Princess Peach Beer Princess Peach
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: at four. Number three, Donkey, Come.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: No Dinny.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Number two, give me Yoshi at two.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Yoshi and Bob's number one all time favorite Super Mario
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Rose character, the Face of.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: The Whole Thing Man to Mario, Mario Mario.
• 58:49
  Speaker 12: A number one.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't think a lot of people at
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Mario's number one on the Mario Verse. Well they should
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: think about that, then, is this a mustache to.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Respect? Number five for me, Princess Rosalina.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Larson does the voice. She rules over the stars. Kind
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: of a big deal.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Number four.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Mario's good, he's good, he's top five, but he ain't
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: number one named on the Marquee Buddy. Okay, we're three, Yoshi.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: My second favorite Mario Brothers character of all time. It's
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Luigi Man Luigi.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Luigi's fun, not number one. Luigi over Mario. Yep, Luigi
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: over Mario every day, Bud. I know we are not
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: seeing eye to eye on that one.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: You're Ama, Are you Mario? And I'm Luigi? Luigi's a
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: little bit tall? Have we been Mario Brothers this whole time?
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: What the hell? Number one toad?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Are we Mario bur We might be Mario Bros?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: What now?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Who this whole time?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Well? No, I don't think we're Mario brothers because technically
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: they were plumbers and you don't fix toilets, you just
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: break them. I'm sorry that.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Was mean, but true, Mean but true.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Hey man, you know what I was thinking? Dude, Can
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: I get a.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Less gold pend mine? Let's go pens Man.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Penguin's down in Florida tonight, taking on Tampa Bay Lightning
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: at seven pm. Of course, you can listen to it
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: for free on the radio. Home The Penguins one five
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: ninety x on the free iHeartRadio app. It's Mikey and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Bob this Morning Freak Show. You know, there's a chance
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: of NHL playoffs and the Draft happening at the same time. Dude,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: let's get through the home opener tomorrow first. But I know,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think the NHL's gonta schedule it that way.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Who knows, though, you know, weekend long weekend, the NHL
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: playoffs and the draft happened at the same time, though
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: they could overlap. Oh my goodness. Now do you think
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: that the NHL looks at that and just goes, Hey, listen,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: we cannot have a playoff game in Pittsburgh, but for
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: the games in away games are decided. You know, it's
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: not like something you can just schedule out. I know,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: I know, because if they start like the series late
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: or earlier, then effect the next team for the next round. Hey, listen,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: we will cross that bridge when we get to it.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Right now, though, parking is going to be a mess
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: tomorrow for the Pirates alme op, that's true. There's like
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: four thousand spots that are already taken out for the draft.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Right there's a lot of people about to venture down
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: to the north Shore for a first time and see
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: what's happening with the draft that started well and construction too.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: There's like a lot of a lot of road closures
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: and everything. A couple lots they're closed around. Yeah, some
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: traffic cones that are waiting to be stolen. Coming up
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: to uh Pirate's one yesterday eight to three. The home
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: opener is tomorrow. But it's all about the cone right now. Now.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: The backstory to this is fanatics.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: They put out a Pirate shirt that had the Pirates
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: pe and it said hoist the cone instead of hoist
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: the colors fanatic stinks and they goofed it completely screwed
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Everybody was confused, what does it mean? Are we missing
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: something here?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: The Pirates are just running with it and and I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: kind of like it.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: They have a traffic cone in the dugout now to
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: go along with the welders mask that they put on.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: This was Jake Mangham talking to hand of Mers on
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Sports and at Pittsburgh about the cone.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 17: I'd say a couple of days ago, I think a
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 17: couple of us were talking in the locker room and
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 17: just the conversation about the hoisted cone thing came up
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 17: the visiting clubby here in Cincinnati.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, man, you this might sound weird,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: but like I need a traffic cone.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 17: And he was like, one second, opens the door to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 17: the locker room before it closes, he comes back in.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: With a cone.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: So it's in like two seconds.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 17: This dude walks outside, grabs cone, walks down.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, that's awesome.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 17: Yeah, and Nick Cook, one of our clubhouse managers, slapped
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 17: a Pittsburgh Pirates sticker on there and and then Billy
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 17: took over. We didn't know how we were gonna use it,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 17: but we knew we needed to hoist it somehow. And
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 17: Billy kind of took over yesterday and kind of got
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 17: the boys going a.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Little bit, Yeah that's Billy Cook that he might see
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: with the with the cone. So again my problem was
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: it's a Cincinnati cone that they just slapped a Pirates peon.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: I think we need a Pittsburgh cone if we're using
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: this cone for super powers going forward. But did somebody
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: send a message earlier that was like, we're pirates, we plunder,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: so we should start stealing cones from every city that
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: the Pirates go to. Let's get to this talkback message
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: brought to us by the Pavement Group.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 25: Morning, Mikey and Bob pat here. Hey, more on the
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 25: cone talk here for the Pirates. I just passed one
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 25: two seventy nine north at Bellevue exit.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Right on the right.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 25: You passed a call someone from the Pirates. You guess now,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 25: I got sucker up.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: No, let's there, you go. Okay, you know, let's have
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: a good day. Boys. Okay, let's not. Those are in
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: place probably for a reason. Okay, now we need to
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: now we need to make something clear. We can't be
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: responsible for this. If a Pirates player wants to go
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: out and steal traffic cone nuts on them.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: We do not need our listeners stealing cones.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: On our behalf me Like Mike and Bob said, the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Pirates need a Pittsburgh cone, So I got one. Let's
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: get to another message here.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 24: Hey, guys, Mic on the mountain here catching up on
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 24: the show, and you guys are talking about the Pirates
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 24: the traffic cones, and it's where a light bulb went
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 24: off my head.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 24: If the Pirates want to go all in on this
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 24: traffic cone thing, they got to start selling some soft
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 24: serve and some souvenir traffic cones.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean there's a whole other marketing angle
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: to all this. Yeah, there's got to be a cone night.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a cone giveaway dollar dollar Cone night, phone,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: foam conesne hat Like do you know how you have
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: a foam finger? A foam cone hat, dude, like one
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: that you could just hoist. Yeah. Yeah, you imagine everybody
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: hold on, everybody hold on. Somebody hits a donger and
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: the crowd goes wild and everybody's just everybody has foam cones.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: What was it the seventies when there was the Green Weenie? Yeah, dude,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: that generation had the Green Weenie as the rally. This
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: generation might have foam cones, but Bob Nunning still runs
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  Speaker 2: the Pirates. There's a great chance none of this ever
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  Speaker 2: happens and they screw the whole thing up. Home openers tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: Let's go bucks c Hey for New music Friday Tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: We have a brand new One Republic song called Need
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  Speaker 2: Your Love that we'll be playing throughout the day on
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  Speaker 2: the station. You can hear it on our show Friday Morning,
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  Speaker 2: New Music Friday, New One Republic around seven am and
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  Speaker 2: nine am By the way, our claim to fame with
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  Speaker 2: One Republic is we were the guys that showed the
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  Speaker 2: whole band the two girls one Cup video.
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  Speaker 1: Do not I mean being completely that's do not search
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  Speaker 1: it out a true story.
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  Speaker 2: It was a different time in our lives, in One
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  Speaker 2: Republic's life, and just society in general.
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  Speaker 1: It was a different time.
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  Speaker 2: They were a young band just visiting the radio station
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  Speaker 2: and stepped in our office at the We were young too,
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  Speaker 2: at the right time, at the wrong time, wrong time.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think it was shared experience for all of us.
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  Speaker 1: It was brand new One Republic music.
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  Speaker 2: Tomorrow on the show Tall Kathy's gonna have more Kesha tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Later this afternoon around four point thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, we got a brand new episode of The
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  Speaker 2: Pit tonight. Yep, that's nine pm on HBO Max. So
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow morning we will run down all the ins of
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  Speaker 2: references and yeah, let's go penns man. Every game is
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  Speaker 2: big for the Pens now as far as playoff seating
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  Speaker 2: and in points, Pens down taking on the Lightning tonight
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  Speaker 2: at at seven o'clock. Also tomorrow, Bob, it'll be our
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  Speaker 2: last show before Easter. It's good Friday Tomorrow so, by
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  Speaker 2: the way, fish Fry Friday's basically done. Now. They might
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  Speaker 2: get a couple of stragglers that still do fish fries,
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  Speaker 2: but it's pretty much run its course now. But tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: on the show for Easter Big List Top five favorite
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  Speaker 2: Easter candies of all time, Mario characters a big list.
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  Speaker 1: Easter candies.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, can't bury eggs. The little receis eggs? Like,
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  Speaker 2: what's peeps make the list? I mean, I like a
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  Speaker 2: stale peep. That's the best way to eat Peepy got
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  Speaker 2: to open the package up and let them sit for
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  Speaker 2: like a day. Don't like nobody wants lem Gill, little Crispy,
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  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to put the soft peep in their mouth.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like soft peep at Peep's gotta be hard
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  Speaker 2: if it's going on all right, you know what I'm saying? Yes, name,
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  Speaker 2: then what do you want to name? Podcasts?
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  Speaker 1: Booty Cone on the Space toilet.
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  Speaker 7: That's a good name. Wet of Cone and talk. Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 7: we'll see if it lasts. Kind of excited for.
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  Speaker 2: The home opener tomorrow, even though I'm not going down.
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  Speaker 1: Just something to lots, you know, and enjoy. Yeah, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: maybe this is the year?
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  Speaker 2: Huh? Maybe no, maybe I miss your Buctober.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, everybody, have a good day. Ryan Secret shows up
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