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Fall Hallmark Movie Round Table (with Ryan Asher) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's getting a little chilly. Time to watch a
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  Speaker 1: cuddly fall Hallmark movie. Yep, today we're doing Hallmark in
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  Speaker 1: the Fall.
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  Speaker 2: Hallmark is known for movies all year round, including their cozy,
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  Speaker 2: wonderful autumn films. We sat down with the cast of
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  Speaker 2: the brand new Hallmark movie Fall in Love Catch the
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  Speaker 2: Wordplay to see what it was like to be on
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  Speaker 2: set and to create something that is.
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  Speaker 3: Nice to watch.
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  Speaker 4: Now, let's be grateful for spooky season that's arriving and listen.
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  Speaker 5: In Oh my gosh, it's amazing all together, it's so fun.
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  Speaker 6: I feel blessed.
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  Speaker 4: This is just darn fun to get back with everybody.
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  Speaker 4: It's so fun.
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  Speaker 7: Nice haircuts, everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: We've all gotten haircuts since we've seen Yes, I.
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  Speaker 7: Know, I've noticed a little bit of shorter.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't twenty inches of mine to my husband. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: he was balding. I thought, let's not do that. Take
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  Speaker 6: some of.
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  Speaker 3: Mine, built him in your image.
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  Speaker 6: Yes I did.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that is so nice.
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  Speaker 8: You know, in sickness and in health, and in bold
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  Speaker 8: and in hair and in hair exactly together, in health
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  Speaker 8: and hair hair.
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  Speaker 4: I love sickness and in health and in hair and
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  Speaker 4: in bold. Oh exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I want to thank everybody here for this being our
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  Speaker 2: press stop. I can't believe we got one.
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  Speaker 7: To you know, yeah, Hollmark, we don't normally.
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  Speaker 1: They usually just come out when you least expect them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they just kind of drop it. They're like, here's
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  Speaker 6: here's twenty dollars make a movie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, all you get.
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  Speaker 2: But now we can be here and tell you it's
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  Speaker 2: coming out this Wednesday to thirty pm.
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  Speaker 8: So thanks for tuning in to Dinner Sublic Access.
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  Speaker 1: We did time.
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  Speaker 4: And if you're a Homewark Plus member, I think you
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  Speaker 4: get it the day before you do.
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  Speaker 2: There's so many benefits to Homemark Plus. You get a
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  Speaker 2: discount on the gift.
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  Speaker 6: Cards, and we come to your house and we yeah,
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  Speaker 6: your house a little bit, if that's what you.
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  Speaker 8: Because I gotta get the Plus. You really gotta get
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  Speaker 8: the Plus. We're not going to touch you unless you
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  Speaker 8: don't get.
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  Speaker 2: They were telling they were telling me, they told me,
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  Speaker 2: what is it that people that subscribe missing the big guys?
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  Speaker 2: They said, what are they missing? The people that subscribe
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  Speaker 2: to Hallmark more than anything else it's human touches.
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  Speaker 1: Really, that's why they watch it. And we finally said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, We'll give you what you.
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  Speaker 4: Want, give you what you want.
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  Speaker 1: We'll give you the movie, and we'll give you human.
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  Speaker 8: Watching us because you want to hug for your emotions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: but we'll give you a hug in real life.
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  Speaker 6: To cat and we'll rotate you on the couch that
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  Speaker 6: you haven't moved from, rotate yet, spin.
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  Speaker 7: You around sometimes in the room. You just got to
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  Speaker 7: swift it.
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  Speaker 3: Watch you hugger candle.
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  Speaker 4: I've been working for Hallmark for twenty five years. I've
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  Speaker 4: hugged so many candles it's crazy. Let's introduce ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go around.
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  Speaker 3: The candle hugger.
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  Speaker 4: Ni, guys, I'm Marshall Michaels. I directed this little film
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  Speaker 4: We Love Today. I've directed a lot of films in
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  Speaker 4: the Hallmark space. Have it really broken out and don't
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  Speaker 4: really want to to be frank, it.
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  Speaker 1: Is so fun.
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  Speaker 3: They're trying to call you and you say no, no no.
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  Speaker 4: I say no no, no, no, baby, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: other movies. No, it's Black Eyed Peas. No no, no,
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  Speaker 4: don't yeah, but I go no, no, no, I tell my
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  Speaker 4: agent from the top sing it no no, no, no
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  Speaker 4: no baby, no no no no no. Other Movi.
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  Speaker 6: Agent is well I am, isn't it?
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And thank god, yeah he's workingt movie.
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  Speaker 8: You are just such a pro at this, and you
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  Speaker 8: are churning out holiday movies for every holiday we've got.
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  Speaker 4: You're sure.
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  Speaker 8: Saint Patrick's Day movie for Hallmark made me cry.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: They call me Fincher for the snow globes.
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  Speaker 1: Your Labor Day, move me Labor of love. Whiz moved
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  Speaker 1: it moved me.
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  Speaker 9: Movies movies because they if they didn't move me. A
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  Speaker 9: good job, A good job.
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  Speaker 6: You're Martin Luther King Junior Day film about a white
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  Speaker 6: woman who goes back home from the city. Yes, oh
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  Speaker 6: my god, talking about move me, move you.
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  Speaker 4: It moved as I mean move to move us, to
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  Speaker 4: move us, to move us, move moved America. Now come
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  Speaker 4: on now move Hello.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Patricia don fort Dean and for.
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  Speaker 7: Don for I remember the Battle of Fort Dean.
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  Speaker 4: But Patricia don forteen, I love meeting with the middle.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah you don't you.
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  Speaker 1: Featuring Yeah, and then and the kids think it's featuring
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  Speaker 1: Dean and it's not.
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  Speaker 7: It's for forte.
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  Speaker 1: These kids are saying, who's Patricia Dawn featuring Dean? And
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  Speaker 1: I know that's just not my mate.
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  Speaker 6: That's a colla.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, my great grandfather started Fort Dean, the military base,
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  Speaker 1: and we just the name stuck. So I I play
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  Speaker 1: the old, whimsical, fun silly lady in a lot of
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  Speaker 1: these movies. Sometimes I'm the mom, sometimes I'm the grandma.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm the lady that works at the shop.
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  Speaker 8: You have so much wise advice to give about Fall?
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  Speaker 7: What fall is about?
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  Speaker 4: Honey, don't start with me. That's a lot of my lines.
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  Speaker 7: What was all about? Say the line?
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  Speaker 1: Look if just like the leaves change, you need a
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  Speaker 1: change too.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I felt that.
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  Speaker 4: I felt that we call her I'm a magic pumpkin
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  Speaker 4: because she's.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know you knew that we call you.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I've been calling the sheet one time you
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  Speaker 4: guys call me.
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  Speaker 3: That's on Randy. He shouldn't put it on there. It's
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  Speaker 3: a wild that guy's funny.
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  Speaker 1: But behind my back, I don't know how it's started,
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  Speaker 1: but I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Can we mark that for her? Because moo, the magic
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  Speaker 4: pumpkin is not going to find her mark.
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  Speaker 1: I need a visual cue. You can see me in
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  Speaker 1: the movie. I'm not looking down, but I can feel
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  Speaker 1: it with my I mean, it takes.
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  Speaker 3: Such a special person to get such a comprehensive nickname.
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  Speaker 3: It's so long.
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  Speaker 8: It means we know a lot about you.
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  Speaker 4: You're a pro for a Hanka movie. And I went,
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  Speaker 4: is Melho the magic Bumpkins name in the mix?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I love Okay, that's me.
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  Speaker 3: What's up? My name is sal Valentine Sal. I uh play.
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  Speaker 2: What other people might call the heart throb. I call
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  Speaker 2: him Dennis, the orchard owner slash romantic lead who decides
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  Speaker 2: to put down his axe and pick up a bouquet
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  Speaker 2: of flowers when he has fallen in love with the lady.
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  Speaker 4: Finally he falls in with the lady.
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  Speaker 2: I'm always playing the big guy that falls in love
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  Speaker 2: with the lady, and I love meeting the lady every time.
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  Speaker 2: It's so exciting to talk to the lady for the
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  Speaker 2: first time and be like, we're gonna make love together,
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  Speaker 2: like on screen. But I don't say make love in
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  Speaker 2: the way that you might say in the sense of
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  Speaker 2: a bedroom situation. I'm talking about making the idea of love.
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  Speaker 2: For people who are watching Hallmark.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of is like this it's like and then
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  Speaker 1: a hard cut and.
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  Speaker 6: To a pumpkin like pumpkin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, someone stirring a bucket of apples.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, as you do with apples.
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  Speaker 2: Yet sure the worms don't get in there.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know still your opinions and conspiracies about
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  Speaker 1: apples on specifically this shoot kind of tour.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 2: Little do people known of the apples we eat are
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  Speaker 2: frozen every single year. They come from a factory. They
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  Speaker 2: don't come from an orchard because apples don't grow you around.
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  Speaker 2: Apples are hidden and there are hidden in government facilities,
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  Speaker 2: and they're being sent to us. We are not eating
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  Speaker 2: real apples. We're eating synthetic apples.
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  Speaker 7: I really liked reading the pants.
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  Speaker 2: I'll send you the pamphlet, But every time I send
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  Speaker 2: you when I don't get it back, and it makes me.
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  Speaker 4: And spoken rule that you haven't communicated to give me.
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  Speaker 7: The FLTs are almost never for borrowing.
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  Speaker 4: The pamphlets are usually giving.
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  Speaker 7: It's usually a permanent thing.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost the way it's made is to be taken.
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  Speaker 2: And guess what it says that at the very end
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  Speaker 2: of the pamphlet, if you have read the pamphlet, it
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  Speaker 2: says and if you're finished, to show me you've read it,
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  Speaker 2: give it back to me.
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  Speaker 1: Something about your pamphlets really got It's okay, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: you know I got you.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sorry I didn't read the frying print at the end.
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  Speaker 1: Of the.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, the fact that you deep pri your pamphlets, it's
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  Speaker 6: really impressive.
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  Speaker 2: It was like I put them in with my donuts
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  Speaker 2: that I made. I went method for this. I always
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  Speaker 2: go method for my Hallmark movies. I went to an
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  Speaker 2: orchard five times this year.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, tiod it's a lot of time.
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  Speaker 1: So cute that you called it fry and pint print.
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  Speaker 3: Ye, let's keep on.
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  Speaker 10: Hi.
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  Speaker 6: I am Melinda Scarf. I wrote the script. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 6: a writer. And I was also in the script as
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  Speaker 6: little boy whose dad passed away.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, a writer for you.
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  Speaker 1: For you to write a movie, you add a writer
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  Speaker 1: that says you're going to play a little boy exactly.
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  Speaker 4: You and I have worked together many.
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  Speaker 6: Years, I'd say thousands of years.
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  Speaker 4: And I just want to say, there's no script like
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  Speaker 4: a Melinda script.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it.
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  Speaker 6: They're exactly the same.
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  Speaker 4: I'm they're lightly different, lightly different. No matter how much
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  Speaker 4: I asked, can we open this one without saying what's upon.
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  Speaker 6: A time on an orchard, there was a there was
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  Speaker 6: a sad woman and she was slot before and it's
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  Speaker 6: always loud. You can't always. My scripts are mostly stage directions.
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  Speaker 8: You have stage directions and you have slut directions exactly
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  Speaker 8: at there are certain moments where people are sluts and
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  Speaker 8: they're not slots, and they're slots and they're non slots,
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  Speaker 8: so it's helpful for the actor.
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  Speaker 6: I would say, it's it's like the moment before, you know,
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  Speaker 6: the moment before she's showing whole somewhere, but the moment
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  Speaker 6: in she's having hot chocolate. Yeah, she's fine, the laundry.
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  Speaker 2: I also love when we talk about women showing whole.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's it's exclusively a male thing. Many times
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  Speaker 2: women don't seem to have the clivity to show whole.
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  Speaker 4: The nipple, right, we're asking for freedom of the nipple
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  Speaker 4: for women, asking for the whole.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I do a bigger.
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  Speaker 4: Ask, bigger, bigger there as a country, a bigger ask.
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  Speaker 8: But you know, why did we start going up the
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  Speaker 8: ladder if we weren't going to eventually go to whole?
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying, why did we do that?
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  Speaker 4: And such a good question, Why do.
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  Speaker 6: The glass ceiling right there, there's a woman's whole right there,
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  Speaker 6: just one.
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  Speaker 9: Now the magic glass does a crack all the way
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  Speaker 9: up her hole.
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  Speaker 7: Because that whole one place for a whole glass auch.
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  Speaker 6: She's a brave hole.
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  Speaker 4: She's a brave Your writing is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for including and writing me into
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  Speaker 1: almost all of your mind.
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  Speaker 6: I have to you the magic Pumpkin. Contractually, they said
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  Speaker 6: we will make one without mo I said, it's mo Or.
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  Speaker 1: I got that nickname because I always I already thought
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  Speaker 1: my name was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: There's no.
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  Speaker 4: Really, I really do want you to know. It is
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  Speaker 4: the magic pumpkin your trailer, but also the magic.
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  Speaker 3: Patrician Don fourteen a k a. Magic.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we've got to do a wine night soon.
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  Speaker 6: I need to chug some wine with Mojo. Come on,
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  Speaker 6: I hate my life. I'm talking. We dip some tampons
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  Speaker 6: in the wine, shove it in and go for a walk.
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  Speaker 4: That you love it.
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  Speaker 1: You're Melinda has this partner that you just can't get over.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's it's toxic you too.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we scream. We fight with fucking public.
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  Speaker 4: Is his name really?
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  Speaker 6: Santa Santa Claus, Santa Claus. Yes, he.
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  Speaker 8: Looks bad for you, Honey, he's bad, Santa Claus, he's
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  Speaker 8: bad for you.
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  Speaker 6: What that thing do at night? No, I can't get
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  Speaker 6: enough of No, but that thing does not a family.
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  Speaker 6: Make it literally does literally good.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Lay a tampon and shove it up with wine and
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  Speaker 4: put it up there.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 2: I think what's crazy is for me, like you write
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  Speaker 2: the most like traditional types of relationships, and then your
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  Speaker 2: relationship itself is the most dysfunctional, the most fucked up,
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  Speaker 2: the weirdest thing I ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't even know where you're getting inspiration.
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  Speaker 6: Well, when we first met, we thought we were kind
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  Speaker 6: of Tea Tamara twins were so much like people talk
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  Speaker 6: about the.
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  Speaker 3: Twins and Santa Claus features.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, it was like we were separated at birth. So
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  Speaker 6: for three years we thought we had been twins. We
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  Speaker 6: were separated, and then we realized we were related at all.
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  Speaker 6: We immediately started.
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  Speaker 7: Clearance, so you.
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  Speaker 1: Can wow, Well, let's keep going.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, high, my name is Mary Saint Peter's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the start herself.
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  Speaker 11: And I am well some people called me this, I
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  Speaker 11: am missus fall I am and you know, I know,
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  Speaker 11: looks will fade, but I am working with some scientists
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  Speaker 11: who preserve me at exactly a toasty thirty four.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean by some scientists?
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  Speaker 6: And what do you mean by toasting.
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  Speaker 4: And answering that order? Please? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: So I'm working with some wonderful, wonderful, wonderful wonderful I
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  Speaker 8: am obsessed with them.
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  Speaker 7: This cast of scientists that I.
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  Speaker 8: Taste of, a scientists who work together is called a
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  Speaker 8: cast in stem circles.
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  Speaker 6: Ah.
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  Speaker 7: So it's a cast of people.
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  Speaker 8: Who are all working in anti aging technology for specifically
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  Speaker 8: starlets of stage and screen.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, And so they.
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  Speaker 8: Are working with me to sort of lock this space
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  Speaker 8: in at a toasty thirty four. And what I mean
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  Speaker 8: by a toasty thirty four is unapproachable thirty four, a
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  Speaker 8: hot but not intimidating, just right down the like you know,
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  Speaker 8: that's your neighbor and you might have feelings.
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  Speaker 4: For Oh god, that's not going to hurt the roof
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  Speaker 4: of my mouth.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, it doesn't. It doesn't burn. What I'm going for
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  Speaker 7: doesn't burn.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't scrape the mouse either.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, is too sharp, honey?
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  Speaker 1: Anymore?
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  Speaker 4: Am I right?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, the Magic Pumpkins guy our movie is So I
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  Speaker 4: just want to tell everyone to rush to your homes
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  Speaker 4: to watch the movie.
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  Speaker 7: Go home, go home if you can.
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  Speaker 3: We got to talk about your role too.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, you're missus Fall because you're in all the movies.
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  Speaker 2: But this is a big role you're doing. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you're the lady in this.
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  Speaker 6: I'm the lady one lady in it.
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  Speaker 8: I was, and I you know, you were lucky enough
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  Speaker 8: to I was lucky enough to help a little bit
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  Speaker 8: with the script you would send me to and you
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  Speaker 8: did it all. But you know, I got some early
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  Speaker 8: eyes on the draft and everything.
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  Speaker 6: I had some opinions.
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  Speaker 7: Of course, well you you really.
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  Speaker 8: Of course, this is a movie about a woman who
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  Speaker 8: is a big, stinky slut in New.
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  Speaker 7: York City and she hates Fall, and she hates She's like.
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  Speaker 6: Don't give me a fucking don't give me a leaf
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  Speaker 6: and a beef stew.
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  Speaker 12: Don't give me a chili, don't give me a sweater,
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  Speaker 12: but kind of also shorts because it's not that cold.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, scene from my Canva job, my job in Canva
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  Speaker 8: marketing for Canva. I don't have time for Fall. Give
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  Speaker 8: me Spring or or maybe kill me instead.
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  Speaker 2: I like the scenes where you go to the coffee
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  Speaker 2: shop and you roast all the fall flavors.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, God, pumpkin spice better yet, stupid high maintenance bitch,
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  Speaker 8: why don't you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so good, beautiful line. I reader a beautiful line
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  Speaker 6: that you did cut, which was a pumpkin spice more
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  Speaker 6: like poop spice. I know I thought about that.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, more like poop spice. It's just not as
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: good as pumpkin spice. Better yet, Yes, it's better yet.
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: And that was my little improp. So I am sorry,
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: and I'm like you to know that I adore your script.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: I adore your script. I think everything you write is
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: I think it's genius.
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: But I I'm just.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: You know, I'm going for a toasty thirty four. I
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: can't have a gift out there of me saying poop oh,
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: and that's it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: That's a krusty thirty six because it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Could happen to me. I don't know what's going to understand,
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: and I respect it, and.
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: You know, I you know, I love you.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: I love you.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: You know I love you and I love you, and
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: I there better be a tampon with my name on it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: I've got tam with all your names on them.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Linda, you scare me, what do you mean?
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Well, I get them and then I draw your little
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: faces on them, and then I put your little names
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: on them and hang them up. You are just put
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: them on Christmas trees.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I love I gotta, I love you.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: It was nice to see you guys be nice to
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: each other because you were so mean on set.
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: It was well, she's I'll say a cunt? Can I
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: say that?
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: And you won't catch me saying cunt?
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Won't make it just that.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: I think I just did.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: In context?
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Well context, well that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: You you are jealous because I wrote a letter to
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: Santa Claus my husband.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's insane that you wrote a handwritten
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: letter and how a bird delivered to my husband.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: Yes, I wrote Santa a letter because I was trying
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: to get in touch with my inner child, and I
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: thought what would make me feel young again.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: So this seems like a semantics thing because you're not
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: really with the You're with a guy that's his brother.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: So see, see you don't You both are talking to
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: different people.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: My husband works at the Panera Bread and Company. He
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: makes the soups. I know he does not get.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: It's the closest I'm going to get to Santa, I
• 19:49
  Speaker 8: can't choose.
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: I have the magic bump.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: You have to choose between my queens.
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: Because there's a bowling night coming up and there's going
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: to be two teams and there's not enough.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what, but I'm stressed out because I
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: just don't even know the points of each side.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I just know y'all are against each other. I don't
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: know what.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I can't choose.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: I think speaking she wrote a letter to my husband,
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: and I don't like that. You're like it if a
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: woman wrote a letter to your husband.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: So I'm just confused.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: If I'm on her side, I think it's okay that
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: she wrote a letter to your husband.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: That's the which team gets the littlest strikes, is right? Yes,
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: I just cannot choose.
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: So you know, I know it sounds like a trifling
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: thing to fight about, but it's life or death.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: It's death. It's because if she wins, I have to
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: kill my husband.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Guys, we're not here that we're to go straight home
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: and watch the movie on.
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: Your Roku, turn on Hallmark Plus, and then you're gonna
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: scroll for a while until you find our exactly it's
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: gonna be like, isn't this one.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: No, isn't this one. No, there's multiple Hallmark movies called
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: Fall for Love. Ours is the one with her Irish
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: Fall Love, Fall at Love, Fall Near Love.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Fall Under You kind of went through all the.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: On top of I did this is the fiftieth one
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: I Love Love, Fall Love Love.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: That was a musical and even.
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: Now that's what I talk about.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Second out of an Eve. I like the Auto an.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Eve, and even then and even which was so Maths.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Teachers, Falling in Love Fall version of Garden.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: And then there was Ottoman and Couch, and.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Then there was Steve.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: My favorite was the Snow Snow Globe Trotters Globe Trotter.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: Trottles when all the globe trotters got stuck into that
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: snow globe, they couldn't get out and they died in there.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: That was crazy.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: That's one of my movie really.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Gets dark.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: We had Adam and Hallow's Eve.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: And Adam and Summer's Eve.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: Vagina.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: You probably at home wondering, wow, if all these people
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: worked on so many movies, and as a director, I'll
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: say it takes me about five days to shoot out
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: each one.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: These move quick, too quick for old Moho. Let me
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: tell you that.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: That's why we keep you in the same moho.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they call me the Moho, the magic pumpkin.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Because we move her around like I mean, it's like.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: A magic we work on so movies.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: We did be good at Canada's weirdest location.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: Yes, we did shout Calgary, whole capital of the world.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Calgary leaves will always crunch no matter what time, I.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Edmonton.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: Yes, and I think you you both, I mean a director, writer,
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: everyone did such a wonderful job at bringing.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: The town of Autumnsville to life.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: A town full of people who only whose only economy
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: revolves around autumn and the leaves change.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: In color, and.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: A fall travel town people only come for fall, so
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: all the local industry.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: No, are you okay?
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Spells, I was about to burp a spell.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: I think it's about to happen.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Now it's all right, not now, not now.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it now, Melinda, No.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: No, I'm fighting now.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: You're on if you start fighting the waves bowl again, Okay.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Teammate's okay to write a letter to her husband.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: God.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: So yes, I am in the job. I worked at
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: a leaf imprint, a store where all books had leaf
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: imprints on it, and it was a very important thematic point,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: a symbol for the falling in love because that's where
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you guys met for the first time.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Can we yes, we play that scene.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: We have to gorgeously.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, I have so many emails and texts
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: all from Canva and they want these layouts by tonight.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: But I'm stuck in Autumnsville.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: This sucks ass.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: I have to go to this fucking stupid ass leaf
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: printing class. God, this sucks shit. I want to go
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: back to being a slot.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, gladys, got you those leaves from my orchard that
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: you can use to imprint onto other things.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Oh what now?
• 24:44
  Speaker 10: Whoa?
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Whoa, hey lady, you just knocked over my bucket of leaves.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: Oh your stupid little, little, little freaking plants.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: What are those things?
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Even? WHOA?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Where are you from along the turnpike because we don't
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: talk like that here.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: I'm from the turnpike where you can go into a
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: bar and you send an email to your friends.
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: I work hard.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: You might as well be speaking Spanish to me and
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I only know one word.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: You're pretty loca, stay out of my way.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Loca.
• 25:16
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Classes starting, let me go straight to the school, spelling
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: everywhere on the wire.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: I just sort of didn't couldn't find my words.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Don't worry, it literally happens every episode. Pretty interesting.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: This is a fixed spill. So I wrote that scene
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: based off of my real life. I met Santa that
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: exact way.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: I mean, it seems like you did.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Because you know every line.
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: Lived.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: It's hard to not say them just with you. And
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: I know that was a problem for us on the
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: set that I would just sort of jump in behind
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: her and be like.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: Say, men's pressure delivering these lines knowing it was your
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: exact life story.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: And do you see why that might upset me even more?
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: When you wrote him a letter, you little bitch. Do
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: you see this.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: Friend to a friend trying to find her child. I
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: am not you need to do your husband.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: I am not interested. I have a husband.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: I saw you.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I loved him on Instagram.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: I look at Instagram along. I love to look at
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: your husband's Instagram. I think it's interesting to see who
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: his friends and family are well, and when he went
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: to serving that one time and he didn't do very
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: well at it.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: See, this feels like you have a problem to me.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Because I couldn't finish my.
• 26:44
  Speaker 13: Looking at.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: I look at you.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: It is easy for the listener.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: If I go to sleep, I need to look at
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: your husband's instagram for ten hours at least.
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: Write Exchanta letter one time. I'm sorry if your.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Husband's instagram lulls me to sleep. Oh there is his
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: mother on her birthday.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: Content is interesting to many people.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: All the black and white photos. Oh, I love the
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: black and white photos.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: It shows that he's interesting. What you have to bowl,
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: don't do it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: I know you look at her husbands and we've talked
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: about this over wine.
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: Tell you do.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Come on im GMP, I'll say it. I'm on team.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: It's all right to write your husband's letter, but I'm
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: on also team. I'm gonna look because that instagram is stunning.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Harry is always doing things with his shirts off when
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: he shouldn't be, when he shouldn't be.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Surgery, surgery, where you scrubs.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: You're a doctor, Ian Hubbot.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: That man is rock hard.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: What are we talking about?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Why don't we just jump to another fun little clip
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: of the movie.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Can we do the scene that I worked so hard
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: onto one shot? One shot, first time ever?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Oh God?
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: And at the lessons, and you said that's for me
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: and that's for Hallmark.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: I said, what if we did this but really bright.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: And a bunch of coal's clothing?
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Literally, why don't we do this with clothes that look fresh,
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: convers without a little mark on them? The brand new
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: clothes coals, really bright lights, and a girl with hair
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: that looks stale.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but instead of a little child accused of murder, Uh,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: you're following a little girl going onto a truck to
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: go pick at apple.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Yes, And I mean and the hey speaks for itself,
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: So let's just let's roll. Oh and I loved Moho
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: the Magic Pumpkins performance as Patricia. Okay, I know we can.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: We know we can't call you that.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: You for saying that we know we can. We know
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: we can.
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: I know that's an option available to me to call
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: you Patricia. I know that's on the table.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: I think we at this. I think we're going to
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: be outside.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, your performance and this is incredible in this shot.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: We did it all in one and this is this
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: is one of those shots where I couldn't edit your
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: voice out you repeating it, but but I actually kind
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: of like it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: So the little girl, and we're we're driving around a
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: pumpkin bat show. Don't tell I like to say, and
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: I'm just don't understand what this hound season and fall.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Well, you have to understand.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: It's the apples on a tree, It's the pumpkins in
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: the yard, It's the costumes in the general store, it's
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the gingerbread in the Latin.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: Little girl, girl, you see life way different than a
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: big New New York City.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: What I'm gonna do some director commentary on top of
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: this clip while do you see this crane that they're sorry,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I'm turning down their dialogue the crane so over on
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: the left, we have two grips holding a big, big
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: orange light to represent the fall coming in. That's so interesting.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Thanks for sharing that. Okay, I'm gonna turn up.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: There we go and I'm not this man at this press.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: That light actually the big ol Girl.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I might be eight years old, but I think you're
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: in love.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Friends all streets.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: You might not know what that it is.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Wall Street is a series.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: We're here, We're here, We're here, Get out of the
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: get out of the chuck and pick some apples.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Can someone get Moho Toms?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Toms? I love such a coherent clip. I think that
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: was awesome.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: It made sense, it moved the potcorse. There weren't too
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: many people talking at the same time, and.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: I didn't realize because I know you were. You were
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: coaching me through these lines, uh, and by by saying them.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: At the same time. Usually the writer doesn't get permission
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: to talk to the actors like that.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: Right, But when it's your life story, I didn't know
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: this was where that this part happened to that, all
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: of these characters happened to all of it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: Happened to me, All of this happened.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: This was my life.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: This happened to you. When my sister died tragically in
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: the apple picking accident, right that scene, I.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Remember seeing that in the newspaper.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: That was me?
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: Was her?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like we really caught it in this film.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: We did.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Everyone was picking apples, but they were running on apples
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: and someone picked her head right off because right off.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: And I like the way we shot that one, because
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: we made the opposite of one shot where it's a
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: bunch of cuts.
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of like a collage for the screen, a
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: little bit.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Of try to see it. Let's see what happens if
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: we watch the director's commentary. Just that's a shitty director's commentary.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: It's a Hallmark let's play.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I loved it, dude.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: I'm just a girl who's gonna live forever picking my apples.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Close up, close up, shop, close up, close up.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Wow, that was such a I love how they called
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: the shots out.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, that's my that's.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: My first a d.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Dude. I love Tiger, Dude, Tiger was awesome.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Tiger is legendary.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Tiger was so sick, dude, Tiger was just moved over
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: to film. I thought, this isn't gonna.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Work to do that.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Tiger used to do that, that fucking thing where you
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: used to He used to tighten those little plastic straws
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: and he's a flicker in the middle.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: And they popped.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, make a noise. You love those jelly hands.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: And then another thing he did was straws is he'd
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: get the paper and it'd be all crickled, and he
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: put water on it would come out like a word.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Tiger was fucking sick, my man. I love Tiger.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Do you feel like a lot of people are saying
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: this performance of yours is kind of introducing you to
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: the world as this heart Throb. Do you I know
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: you've been working there for many years, so do you
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: to speak on that?
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I will say like, yes, thank you.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: For a long time, I've been the guy and a
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: bunch of movies, but very frequently I was the married
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: brother who is busy with kid. Mary brother busy with
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: kid is something I did for a long time and
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: it was fun to act because I couldn't relate. I
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: actually am I'm not a brother. I'm only child and
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I don't have kids. I only have parents.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I know it's okay to.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Thank you, so so yeah, so this is nice because
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I'm relatable. I'm relatable here to me. Like when I
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: see it, I'm like, oh, there's me. And it's nice
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: to see that.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: On screen chemistry between you two felt that was for you.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: It was really fun.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Well, here's this big moment where you guys actually connect
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: for this first time. You have kind of a big monologue,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: you have a little art monologue and you guys got
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: to connect really and it's just so beautiful.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: And we shot this from thanks for picking the one
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: where I had a little less.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: It's just I just feel like you're doing a lot.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I would thrown a lot at you.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Thanks so much.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: You kind of just dictated.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: It may be with the age the other one where
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: you have.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I have a little bit to say that, Wow, this
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: episode is really funny so far, wouldn't you.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Say, Kylie?
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: I think I'd say so Jeremy, And you know, I'd
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: say that there's a lot of stuff coming down the
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: pike that is not necessarily only on this episode.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're talking about our Patreon. You guys can check
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: us out on Patreon. Yeah, we play these ridiculous characters,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: but we also are all friends and real life people
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: and we like hanging out.
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: We talk about all the episodes.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: We have an after show for every episode that in
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: the past, like Recent Memory two years, that you can
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: find on there for the low low price of five
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: dollars a month. And we have a bunch of other
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: stuff too. Jeremy danced for twelve weeks straight one time.
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: You can find all of that on the Patreon.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: That was a blast.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: We put in way more work than we need to,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: and that is reasonable for the Patreon.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: We just love it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: We love hanging out and talking to y'all, so come
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: on and check it out. It genuinely does help us.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: We can't.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: We can't do this without you.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, she's gone jafkay.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Join And we shot this just a little lesson.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it is a monologue.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: It's not a line.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: It's just a little, a.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Little and then you get cut off.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: I remember. And we shot this one on the Prius's
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: reverse camera.
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: You are so interesting.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: All your camera.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: I'm almost bored.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Sound it was fine.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: The sound was fine and this took sound fine, just fine,
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: no problem. This was during the Pumpkin Parade when all
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: the pumpkins came.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Out finally saw each other at the Pumpkin bread again.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: This pumpkin spice hot cocoa.
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: I I think I'm starting to like it. Kind of
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: reminds me of other drinks I have in the city.
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: We have this thing in the big City called a
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: pumpkin spice latte, and I know it's Starbucks and it's
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: silly and it's dorky, but I I kind of love it.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Well, watch out that pumpkin's falling.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I heard you talk back there before I
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: stopped you from being massacred by that pumpkin. I was
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: thinking about all the different types of drinks I was
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: thinking about how there's so many types of drinks in
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: the world that I haven't even tasted. Candy cane, cappuccino,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: cinnamon milk, all this kind of stuff is stuff that
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I'd never had before. And when I think about those drinks,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I kind of think about you as a drink. I
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: kind of want to taste you.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Think of me as a drink.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: Maybe I'm no cinnamon milk.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Come on, but what if you were no?
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: But if you're a drink and I'm a cup, what
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: if we go well together like a drinking a cup.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I need you to help me move all the pumpkins now.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I gotta go. I know your flights tonight. I
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: guess I'm never gonna see you again.
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: Wait, meet me at the pumpkin patch at seven with.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: A long scene.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: I think I have something to show you.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Seven.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll be there. How should I dress.
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: Pumpkin style?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Is it gonna be cold?
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: I love It's amazing. And this is the only one,
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: this is the only one that wasn't from my life.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: I was just really really thirsty, and I was just like,
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: what kind of like bunch my thirst cinnamon coherent, most clear.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: When I'm thirsty. When I'm thirsty, give me a lukewarm
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: milk and a bunch of wait on the cinnamon milk,
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: just a bunch of gum brown. It's red brown in there,
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: and then I'm not thirsty for days.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: I would imagine.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: Not so this scene didn't happen with me in my dreaming,
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: but I thought, let's get a thirsty scene.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: I loved it. You know, the Hallmark girls, that's our executives,
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: the Hallmark girls. They're sending me this gift that everyone's
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: sitting around, which is should I bring a jacket? I
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: don't know. I don't know. It's like the number one,
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: it's on the gift charts.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: It's like, hey, that's fall. I don't know.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I was asking, was that improvised?
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: It was not.
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: Classic rom com lines, like when you realize that someone
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: is the love of your life, you want that to
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: start as soon as possible.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I know.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: And you guys brought so much emotion to the first
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: a few times we shot it, I said, I said less.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: I said less. I said more monotog, more casual, casual,
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: throw away. I don't know, because at first like, I
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: don't know, and it's.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Like to say, it's not about emotion.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I wasn't wrong.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: You had a littler monologue, but still a monologue. You
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: had a bigger monologue. You're right, that is exactly what
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: happened conversation. After all, you're not wrong, moho.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: But you I could tell that you liked that she
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: had less. I could tell that you didn't want her
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: to have And I'm just gonna say, no, I.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: Know you're on her team.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: I know you are.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: Just admit it.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: No, just admit it.
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: You are not loyal to team. It's okay to write
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: a letter to Santa.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: You don't know me, you're loyal to you don't know me.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Toasty thirty four. I've been around the block.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: And this is reminding me of your big monologue that
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: lasts about two straight minutes. Two minutes too straight minutes.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: I said, this is two minutes, no cuts, just moho, okay,
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: And what's the context of this one.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: The context is you're just looking through books, right.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: You're looking through books, remembering your childhood, which was very trying.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: You came to the store and caught me looking at books. Yeah,
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: and we shot this on that we shot this on
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: that Snapchat filter where you bar rainbows again.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Audio was fine, fine, fine, Audio is normal.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: Does anyone know where a girl can get a Wi
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: Fi password around here?
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: Around this fucking dump?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: H hmm, sorry, I you caught me looking at my books. Gosh,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: the memories. My husband, Richard, he was a city guy,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: a big city guy, came out to Fall just to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: try to buy the whole place. And we met, fell
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: in love, made love in the river, in the glen.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Here's this big fishing trip he took. He was always
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: wanting to go fishing. You know, it's so funny. The
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: summer stays hot, the winter stays cold, the fall stays changing.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: A minute left.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: You know, I've always thought, I've always thought there's something
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: magical about how the only time things changes in the fall.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, this is the three minute moment.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Oh I forgot. I think it ends a little bit
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: of a song.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: This a little bit of an excuse to look at ourselves. Hey,
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: why the long face? Oh right, you want the internet.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: The password.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Is five five four five for Gwyneth, the name of
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: my daughter, and the Wi Fi name is May the
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: name of my other daughter. Yeah, because me and Richard
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: ended up marrying that summer. I changed too, and so
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: did he. Oh the leaves believes the leaves, the leaves,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: the leaves. How the sugar maples changed? Have you been outside?
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: One minute?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Left to look at the sugar maples?
• 43:13
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Let me go to the window.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Yep, they're changing.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I always get sad at times like this, because just
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: like change was also the time Richard died November seventh,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety two, the day that everything changed. So I guess,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: when you know change is happening, why don't you make
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the choice to hold on to what you have? Why
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: don't you make it the choice to live, the choice
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: to dance in the moonlight. Richard was kind of a guitarist.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: We would sing and sing and sing and sing.
• 43:54
  Speaker 13: The chance to change your world?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Would you do it? Would you do it? Oh? Me
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: an old lady, going on and on and on. Well,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: let me get you that Wi Fi password?
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: Please God.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Than it was just so sad we had to cut
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: that from the film.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Just because it was on Snapchat.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think, I do. I do think.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: If we had gotten another angle, you would have been
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: able to cut around to some of those moments.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: But because it was only one.
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: Just one barfing rainbows really was distracting a lot of
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: the quite brilliant acting work you were doing.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, obscuring you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: You know, Hallmark people think it's bad acting, but it's
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: actually really really good acting with bad scripts.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, yes, let's yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Who who is the one holding the gun? It's the writers.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: The actors are doing everything they possibly can.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: And it's also the producers because a lot of the
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: time you get great acting moments and they go too
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: much back pain, too much backstory. We need to cut
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: the that you're feeling in this moment.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: You as a writer for Hamewark, They're like, get in
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: the basement and fucking write it. You have five minutes.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: There's a gun to your back. They make us turn
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: these out. It's like, it's actually the government should investigate.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: It's not good.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I actually saw I was talking to a Hallmark account.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Their budget goes to guns.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Yes, I know, yes, they barely.
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: They have to stop carrying like that.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: It's just.
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: Thanks so much, but how many you you know, I know,
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: we beef, but you work.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: Really hard, work really hard for five minutes, and then
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: the movie's over.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: You wrote ninety pages in five minutes.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: Fall Hot chocolate scarf, Pumpkin dying girl, They're in love movie.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: That's wow.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: I mean that sounded like three acts right there.
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: Bitch from city, go to town, now in love, goodbye
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: move I loved, She says goodbye. She says good right
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: into the camera, goodbye, by gosh, And can I can
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: I have a question? Yes? Question, moho, go ahead.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: I felt like there was some off stream, off scream.
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: Off scream because it was Halloween.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Off screen and off scream.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: We definitely had a bit of a show man's We
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: enjoyed talking to each other.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: How does your husband feel and how does your wife feel?
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Listen, Harry hasn't posted about it on Instagram.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: I'll say that no one's doing anything wrong.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I have to be in love.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: In love.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: Well, we're open to what.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Well, I guess no one's ever open to what the
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: question before tennis, I guess open.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: To watch.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Us.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: We're open to it.
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: We're open to exploring relationships outside.
• 46:59
  Speaker 13: Of the marriage.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: And me and Trisha are on a break. Oh she's
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: a No, it's okay.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: She's a stunt doubles and she's off shooting a new
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Triple X film and Triple X Y.
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Sorry, he's back. Who is it this time? Yeah, Adam Driver,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: No way, he's Adam Driver's triple X. I spoiled it here. Strange, y'all,
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: it's Adam Driver.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: My wife's going to be so mad at me, but
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: she's she's in Budapest and we're not seeing each other
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: So everything we did was legal.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: I mean, saying time for a little nap, time for
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: a little nap, nap break, napping together.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: That was weird, right, Yeah, and then one of us
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: would say no, it's not time for a nap, or
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: it's time for Yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: That was our way, you know.
• 47:54
  Speaker 8: And I think what we had was and you know,
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: I can say this publicly. I think what we had
• 47:58
  Speaker 8: was short, but I but I believed in it. Yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: And I meant everything I said on the pumpkin patch.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Me too, I meant everything I said. It's been nice
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: thing out with you. This probably isn't going to go anywhere,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: but it was kind of fun for a bit.
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: It was kind of gone for a bit, to be honest.
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: Some of your questions to the BuzzFeed personality quiz as
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: we took that one night alarmed me. And so I
• 48:21
  Speaker 8: don't perceive that see this pursuing much further than that.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I'm in that too, And I said you, I think
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: you've forged your answers to come out as more of
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: a Rachel.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: But I do think you're more of a Monica.
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: No, I would say that all of my BuzzFeed andwer
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: questions answers were very akin to Rachel. I would say
• 48:37
  Speaker 8: that Rachel is just naturally who I am.
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: I just don't think I'm a Monica.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: I just saw the way you were doing it. You
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: were gunning for Rachel on that quiz.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: I was not gunning for Rachel with a with all
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: buzz you can gun for something and get it.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: No, I know this quiz to see who you are. No,
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: you can.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: You can doctor it to give you witch cast member.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: You want me Joey, you can get a Joey if
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: she wants literally, And that's.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: How stupid those quiztions.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, here we'll do one right now. Are you like
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: a clean freak with brown hair? Are you gonna have
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: a hippie woman with blonde hair?
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: Or are you? Are you Rachel?
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: Or do you want pizza Rachel?
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: You think you're Rachel?
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: See how could you gun for that? How could you
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: gun for that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: It's just naturally who I am. I'm such a Rachel.
• 49:29
  Speaker 8: All my friends say this. All my friends say I'm
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: such a Rachel. They won't stop saying it. They love
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: talking about it. Everyone always talks about how I'm a Rachel.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: You're bleeding from your nose, bleeding a little on record
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: and say I loved naptime.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: It was big for me.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I loved naptime. Thanks for being so cool. Of course
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I got to do bananagrams at least once a day.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Well, let's talk about what you did on set, which
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: was really fun. You in a truck for us every day, Yes,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: a different treat to.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: Look at special, pretty truck, look truck, big truck.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: I heard on Ozark whoever directed that? I don't know
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: that guy, Jason Jason, Yeah, he wrote, didn't starting.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I heard he got a truck for friends.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: I heard he got a Macha truck for the cast.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: And I said, what about just a truck?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: What about just a truck? Like why does it need
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: to be an ice cream truck or like a hot
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: chocolate truck. Why not just the truck.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: My favorite was the rusty truck with one wheel missing
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: on cinder block.
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: I look.
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: To be honest, sometimes I couldn't tell which truck was
• 50:38
  Speaker 8: the special truck, the one that we were I caught
• 50:40
  Speaker 8: you that one.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Day looking at the grip truck and I went, that's
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: not for.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: You that.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I was taking pictures of it.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I was about to say thank you, and You're like, no, no, no,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: I'll never forget that because she was just staring at
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: it gingerly, and you screamed at her, like, that's off
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: We have two more hours and seven more monologues.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: And this is what I loved about you. You were
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: very directed, just didn't feel like you were enjoying anything
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: that we were doing.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: Go home, guys, watch the movie. Go what are you saying?
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: It was just all the adderall you were doing. You
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: were just popping so many and it was just sort
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: of scary.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: It You eat it like cotton candy, like corn candy,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: like corn candy.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, I say, everyone at Hallmark on the
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: in video village is on adderall, but in a chill way.
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, in the way that a family man does adderall.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: You know, because he's not doing it. But I'm not
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: doing it after dinner. I'm doing it.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: As a family.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: As lunch, I went over.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: To Video Village. It felt like a college library at
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: three am. Oh, something was going on.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: They're playing blood on the clock tower.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was crazy.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I was doing the scene where I was helping a
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: girl get out of a tree, and then I came
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: back and someone was like, I'm the secret witch.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: You're drunk, And that's what I heard. What we like
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: to eat, that's what I heard.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: My favorite part about Hallmark is just that the volume
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: of people. We don't talk about how many people are part.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Of the Yeah, seven hundred people in this movie.
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: Seven hundred, seven hundred people, and they all seven hundred
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: children and seven hundred I think people.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: I think adults. Seven hundred people, adults, seven hundred children.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: That's it's a lot of humans.
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: Well, you have a mission to get everybody SAG health
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: insurance for the year because I'm really not to be
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: able to get plastic surgery.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: If they want to, especially the kids, well especially the kids.
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: Make them hot.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Now, make them make the kids hot.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Now, I love your bumper that you past kids hot.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Now make kids kids hot.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: I just put them on his car without asking, really convinced.
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: By your your your political law that you've been and championing,
• 53:01
  Speaker 8: because it's like, why put adults through the labor of
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: getting plastic surgery when it's too late.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Which law she's got that other law for political law,
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: politic political law law. The cinnamon tax.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, just get them off. Take the tax off
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: the cinnamon. As much as I can get that milk.
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: It's my one true pleasure besides tamp on wine. Walna,
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: we need we need wine.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: That's why they hear a good writer.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just talking about my husband.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: You go ahead, Linda here. You have such a big heart.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: Will you rank all the things.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: You love medically big?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I love it's large, it is.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Any minute could explode those things that I love. Blankets, puppies, cinnamon, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: a mother's hug, an evening walk.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, sex, Oh, alcohol, just getting railed, real good, real good,
• 54:09
  Speaker 12: right before your period.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a separate thing?
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: That's one?
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, kittens.
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  Speaker 6: A salad that doesn't feel like that's a salad.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: It feels like yum.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: I ate food like a like a bowl, like a
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: harvest bawl.
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: I love colors, I love wind.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: I love looking at your husband's Instagram.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: I could go on and do.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: I love whispers, I love whimsy. I love when a
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: boat go to too.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: I love I listen to thank you. I love that
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: people are like dinosaurs are real. No, they weren't.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know that.
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: I love a school bell. I love a child's laugh.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: I love I love you know the aspca. I love
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: a winter's night. When you're like, should I do mushrooms?
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: Should I go there?
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: The summer category summer.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: I love beach. I love no school. I love sucking
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: dick by the seven to eleven. I love slurpies.
• 55:19
  Speaker 10: I love flip flops on women, but I don't on men.
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: Sorry, don't love flip flops on men. Keep your toes
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: and your shoes, your freaks.
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: That's so true.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: It's like those aren't for you, those were not made,
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: were made genders whatever. But men can wear flip flops
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: and that's my nur sticker and shirt whatever. Children make
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: children hot now and gender is whatever.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: But men can't work.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, you know, seeing unproactive, seeing.
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: You list all these things, it paints just the picture
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: of just a woman that I agree with on more
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: that I disagree Withait.
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: A minute, when you say that I feel the same
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: way you.
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: Feel the same. Hi, I forgive you. Don't have to.
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: For it.
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: Because I forgive you.
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: Don't take a talk. And that's why we call you
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: Mold the magic pumpkin, because both of your boobs look
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: like orange and they said have to be magic those things.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: You know earlier, when you said I'm going to burp
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: out a wish, I did. And my wish was for
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: you to find common ground and like each other again.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Now I think it was.
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: I thought it was a spell.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: What's the difference between a spelling wish a spell?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Let's get into it because that's our movie coming out
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: in fall tomorrow tomorrow.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: The difference between a spell and a wish?
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Go hold, now get this movie.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Now, it's completely different. I play the owner of a
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: pumpkin patch.
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: I am a disgruntled slot from New York City who
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: works at Kickstarter, and here.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Are my magic pumpkins. Come on, take a feeling.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: This is the only world where men my age hang
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: out with women this age. It's crazy.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: It's fun for us you having you around.
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: Melinda Scarf. Do you have any scripts in the in
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: the can that are coming out?
• 58:12
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: I have Murder for Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: The President nobody wanted.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: The murder for Christmas is all the elves, all the
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: L's elves revolt and they do kill Santa Claus. I
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: guess what I had to fight with my husband when
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: I wrote that one.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: You shot the whole thing through an ornament, Yes, put.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: And then.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: It's time for the ornament to have it stay. It
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: was the ornament thinking something as I wrote Eggnog the
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: movie ano the movie. It's about a jug of eggnog
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: who falls in love with a jug of You guessed it.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I love how they're moving more into animation than anything else.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: You know, Yes, it's cool.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I also heard Hallmark's getting into selling milk, but it
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: has been a lot of red tape, so I don't
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: know if that's coming out in time for the movie
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: or we could just keep it.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. I'd buy half and
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: a half from them, but not milk.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: I don't want milk from Homemark.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: I would buy a Hallmark half and half. I feel
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: like it would actually be really good.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: I heard they do a good job with half and half.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Don't know about the milk, like a collab with coffee Mate.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: I buy, yeah, but a Hallmark farm well.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: They're also calling it whole milk, and I think that's
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: what's stuff because it sounds like milk from outside the
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: hall and that makes.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Me about marks. Yeah, and I'm John Bible joke.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Do you think you'll remember this period of your life.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've been happy in a day in
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: the last ten years.
• 59:56
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: And listening to you Melinda lists things you love?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 13: M hmm.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe realize I only list things I hate. I would
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: love to hear that he's doing. Then I would love
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: to hear it. Here we go. Any belly buttons mm hm?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: Any not Audi I hate. It's interesting to take, by
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: the way.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you want to do that.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: No, I just want to do a couple, okay. Maroon
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: carpet oh oh specific a drawer that gets stuck. Oh
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: everyone named Sherry. Oh Radio Disney, Oh yeah, that sucksy
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: hate radios. Scrap booking, Oh huh.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's tough for Moho to hear.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: That hurts, that really hurts.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Has got a lot of three D decorations.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: I love scrap booking.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: I love Moho.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 13: Got smaller.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Smaller, Oh, you're getting smaller than Mike's getting bigger. I love.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 13: I love signs that say live life, love or gone beaching.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 13: I love seashets. I love the color light blue. I
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 13: love lavender.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Her heart's slowing down.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: She showed us her magic pumpkins. That's all she needed
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: to do.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: She's to disappear.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: She's dead.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: She's just like a good Hallmark is. She ended with goodbye.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I died just like in every Hallmark movie.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: You're dead. Now what does this mean?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: And now you're a ghost? Does one of us have
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: to fall in love with you?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: That's a Hallmark plot.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: That is girlie.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I'm past love. You see, my husband, Richard was an
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: amazing man. He died the fall of nineteen.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: Ninety alogue the.
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  Speaker 6: Exact I think it's going to be exactly the same
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: and exactly three minutes again.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: This the question now. That's why we call it show business.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Good Night.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: You over your guests from right as.
• 1:02:29
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• 1:02:31
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• 1:02:34
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• 1:02:44
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• 1:03:01
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• 1:03:07
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• 1:03:11
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• 1:03:13
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• 1:03:15
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• 1:03:18
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