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Episode 51: Piledriver · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, it's free Dimney here, just having me sandwiches in
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  Speaker 1: the sky, but a bolt working on this gymnar. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to let you know that if you find yourself
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  Speaker 1: up a gym near working on anything else, you can
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  Speaker 1: do a lot worse. And listen to these John and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry characters. I had a right good time with this
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  Speaker 1: week's podcast of theirs they called at A podcast is
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  Speaker 1: basically a radio like you know, yeah on internet. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why people have to change their names and things,
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  Speaker 1: but it's good none. More Wise, do you have a
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  Speaker 1: nice piece about construction this week that I enjoyed. There's
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  Speaker 1: a bit about scrap in the middle and a few
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  Speaker 1: changes that you might be expecting.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll get back to work. I'll see they.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Tom, I am fresh and clean from power washing.
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  Speaker 3: I've washed ever there's a surface about this house that
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  Speaker 3: wasn't power washed yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: It's power washed today. How are you doing? I'm grand
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  Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to the podcast. By the way, oh, was
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  Speaker 1: in the class. I actually saw your your power was
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  Speaker 1: there was there any any chemicals that you involved or
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  Speaker 1: did you just got pure raw, pure dog ignorance? Buddy,
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  Speaker 1: fair place you fair? Plea. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, and indeed you're very welcome along to
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  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry show him, jerrymy pride.
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  Speaker 1: That's Tom Watney. Here's the thing. Tom.
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  Speaker 3: If you're washing in this country whatsoever, it recommends that
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  Speaker 3: you need a couple of dry days to put chemical
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  Speaker 3: on and then come back in a day's time and
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  Speaker 3: hose off green aw.
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  Speaker 1: Gael things like this. When can you be guaranteed a
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  Speaker 1: couple of good days as you can't here? You just
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  Speaker 1: drive on regardless for Fox regardless.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apologies, Tom, but you're at work over there as well,
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  Speaker 3: aren't you.
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  Speaker 1: Apologies if anybody in a minute, because you are most
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  Speaker 1: definitely going to hear the sound of metal hitting metal.
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  Speaker 1: That's not me. There's a ur change. Yeah yeah, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's very talented. It's now ten past day at night.
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  Speaker 1: But this is the animals you get in the country.
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  Speaker 1: This is he's a scavelder. He's doing the two peaks outside.
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  Speaker 1: They're done. But we need what's known as rakers here.
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  Speaker 1: This is a little bit of education for people. Rakers
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  Speaker 1: are just stability, little sticks that will stand up the
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  Speaker 1: when you don't have the ability to actually tie onto
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  Speaker 1: the building. The best thing to do is have a
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  Speaker 1: little forty five I say little, it'll be sixteen foot
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  Speaker 1: bar rammed into the ground. So you're gonna hear quite
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  Speaker 1: a bit of banging outside the window. And on a second,
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  Speaker 1: this is a while Office two point zero is being constructed.
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  Speaker 1: It's getting painted at the minute, so where we're going
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  Speaker 1: it's getting painted. So we'll have a bit more privacy
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  Speaker 1: in the coming weeks. But right now we're out front
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  Speaker 1: and the center, out front of the shop, and there's
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  Speaker 1: scaffolding happening in the background. So I mean, if you can't,
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  Speaker 1: if you're wondering, are the lads authentic? Are they the
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  Speaker 1: real deal when it comes to this shit, well, by
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, there's literally scaffold no longer. When the strat
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  Speaker 1: of a a bit of scalf.
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  Speaker 3: And com smashing through the wind behind Tom here, we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna we're not we're not dropping the audio, guys, you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna hear.
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  Speaker 1: Ever, in fact, I hope it's louder than I expect.
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  Speaker 3: Just to add, I kind of hope when he does fall,
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  Speaker 3: no not no, sorry, beg your pardon.
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  Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't fall.
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  Speaker 3: I hope something falls off and goes straight window, is
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  Speaker 3: what I'm meant to say. But if he falls, he falls,
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  Speaker 3: what do I care?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not hitting pauserate. And you can
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  Speaker 1: actually hear me running out if you want, because I'll
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  Speaker 1: have to sweep them up someway. I gotta go out
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  Speaker 1: again in the morning, you know what I mean. So
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  Speaker 1: it's a it's the kind of life we live, that's
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  Speaker 1: where we're at right now. Well, if if you consider it,
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  Speaker 1: might say that.
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  Speaker 3: But what I was gonna say with this, Tom, if
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  Speaker 3: we do have to press pause on this podcast, it'll
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  Speaker 3: be a pity because we've got a great episode lined
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  Speaker 3: up for you guys this week, with a great.
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  Speaker 1: Episode every week.
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  Speaker 3: But basically, we took a look at your comments from
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  Speaker 3: last week.
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  Speaker 1: More on that later on.
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  Speaker 3: We took a look like your comments about what we
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  Speaker 3: should change and what we shouldn't change about the podcast,
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  Speaker 3: and it's all said leave it alone, So we went
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  Speaker 3: ahead and changed a bunch of stuff. Anyway, Episode fifty
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  Speaker 3: one of The Tom and Jerry Show, a New Dawn.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry, we only talked last week about going at things
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  Speaker 1: that don't need fixing, and you know, and we're two
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  Speaker 1: blokes in our forties now and we can't. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: go tinkernt some which way. Just thanks to God, we
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  Speaker 1: didn't spray it in some sort of lubricant or something,
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  Speaker 1: just to see what will happen, and hit it a
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  Speaker 1: couple of slaps of a hammer.
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  Speaker 3: And I got to tell you, lads, small changes, Small changes,
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  Speaker 3: Ladies and Gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: For example, the.
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  Speaker 3: First segment of the show has been untouched. Ladies and
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  Speaker 3: Gentlemen's still that old, great old segment that we have
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  Speaker 3: where we take a look at the weekly news, where
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  Speaker 3: we look a look at the scuttle bot, We take
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  Speaker 3: a look at what was the big goings down between
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  Speaker 3: this and our last time talking to you, find, folks,
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  Speaker 3: a segment that still remains, a segment that we call
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  Speaker 3: the weekly what have You.
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  Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case, mad You know, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 1: in my head. Man, I get this one. I chose
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  Speaker 1: this one because, and I'll tell a way this. We
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  Speaker 1: could have picked this a couple of weeks ago, but
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to see how things would pan out. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know, I love I love I love the egypt
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  Speaker 1: Slet I love the Pyramids. I love all that and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people that have heard of this, i'd
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  Speaker 1: say in the previous weeks.
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  Speaker 3: And this should not be news to the Tom and
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  Speaker 3: Jerry audience. Tom is our pyramid, dude, Tom, pyramids like
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  Speaker 3: they're historically very very old.
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  Speaker 4: Traditionally right, But they are, Yeah, they are. But I
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  Speaker 4: I can't the numbers. It's the construction. I I know
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  Speaker 4: people are saying that it was Aliens and everything like that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't give it a shit who it was. It's
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  Speaker 4: the numbers is what gets me. And the pure horship
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  Speaker 4: that I was fit. Even when I was in primary school,
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  Speaker 4: I was gone, huh what.
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  Speaker 3: Tom, I gotta tell you. People aren't saying it was Aliens.
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  Speaker 3: You were saying it was all yeah, yourself on this
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  Speaker 3: podcast were saying it.
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  Speaker 1: Was right enough. I was saying it was Aliens.
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  Speaker 3: I was with that being said. It might not have
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  Speaker 3: been Aliens, But what was it?
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  Speaker 1: Tom?
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  Speaker 3: What has brought the Pyramids and Geezer back.
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  Speaker 1: Into our musophere sphere this week? So just saying a
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  Speaker 1: vast underground city has been discovered underneath I'm assuming it's
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  Speaker 1: one of the kings, the Kings one. They call it
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  Speaker 1: the Kings the big Great Pyramid, the big daddy of
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  Speaker 1: the one they're found. Essentially, it's we're talking up to
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  Speaker 1: twenty one hundred feet underneath the pyramids. Now nobody ever
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  Speaker 1: I often asked, like ask the question, well, what's on
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  Speaker 1: what's the foundation underneath things? Like or is their piles
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  Speaker 1: because apparently it was all under water one time and
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  Speaker 1: it would seem it is some sort of pile. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if this is the structure, the structured one
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, but twenty one hundred feet they reckon that.
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  Speaker 1: There are eight of these giant cylinders with coils running
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  Speaker 1: around them, now running down to another I suppose sarcophagus.
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  Speaker 1: Of course it's going to be called a sarcophagus. The
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  Speaker 1: never say a box below, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: When it's in Egypt, it's going to be like you
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  Speaker 1: get your Amazon stuff comes in a sarcophagus. Everything that's
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  Speaker 1: a box in Egypt, it's called a sarcophagus. But there's
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  Speaker 1: an other one down, another giant one of these boxes
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  Speaker 1: down twenty one hundred feet there or four thousand feet
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I say, before we get to the end
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  Speaker 1: of this, that might be an anti chamber or two.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know? Now you're talking now they use this
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  Speaker 1: thing Lovan and anti chamber of the Egyptians. I love,
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  Speaker 1: they love anti chambers, Uncle chambers not so much.
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  Speaker 3: Chaste.
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  Speaker 1: But now here's the thing. Right, by all accounts, they've
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  Speaker 1: found if you can imagine the pyramid sitting up top,
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  Speaker 1: eight pipes running down, they meet a giant box four
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  Speaker 1: thousand feet down. Now, apparently it was done by a guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's out of a Scottish I think it's a Clyde
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  Speaker 1: or something. What I can't remember the name of the
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  Speaker 1: watchman called the Oh what is his name? Oh? Here
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  Speaker 1: we are, Philippo beyond the great name. Now he he's
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  Speaker 1: out of Strathclyde University and the other another university in Pisa. Right,
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  Speaker 1: so he's not just Tom and Jerry turning up with
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  Speaker 1: you know, fag outside of them out and another bit
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  Speaker 1: of a metal detector. He's got the gear right. This
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  Speaker 1: is called synthetic aperture radar. Now I know they use
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  Speaker 1: this stuff for ground penetrating fucking you know. Lidar is
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  Speaker 1: another one they use and you can you can essentially
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  Speaker 1: it's archaeologists would use it to see here in Ireland
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  Speaker 1: they use it an awful lot to see. It's an
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  Speaker 1: iron age Yoki before you go digging and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: Give it a bit of a survey beforehand. The only
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  Speaker 1: ones I've ever seen, because I was in this world
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  Speaker 1: once upon a time, and the only ones now if
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  Speaker 1: anybody was wondering, that's not my voice. That is to
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  Speaker 1: sound a metal being hit in the background. So I
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  Speaker 1: was tell the truth. I've never seen this shit to
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  Speaker 1: go beyond by twenty foot down. Never. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what he brought.
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  Speaker 3: Tom Like, here's the thing, right, I just want to
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  Speaker 3: say this now because we talk about piles for many
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  Speaker 3: reasons on this show.
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  Speaker 1: We do, yeah, various different piles. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all types of piles. Yeah, lots of yeah, piles of them.
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  Speaker 3: Some might say, when we talk about piles here, we're
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  Speaker 3: going to talk about building piles, which is where you
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  Speaker 3: drive a pile a pole for all intents and purposes,
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  Speaker 3: some a ride down as far into the ground until
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  Speaker 3: you hit bedrock, until it hits something that will not
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  Speaker 3: go past, and now you've got a solid surface to
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  Speaker 3: build on. If you don't do that, whatever you build
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  Speaker 3: on it, whether it's a house, or a bridge or
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  Speaker 3: a super value whatever it might be, might sink into
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  Speaker 3: the ground, right.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. That's exactly where if you imagine that you're
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  Speaker 1: driving giant nails into the ground and whatever the hardest
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  Speaker 1: thing they hit, that's what you'd be able to build off.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you build on. That's what I taught the Pyramids,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what I first thought I was looking at
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  Speaker 1: because they these lads reckon, they're looking at Oh, there
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  Speaker 1: there's some sort of anodes there, you know, they're aligned
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  Speaker 1: correctly to be, and I'm I'm looking at it.
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  Speaker 3: Going let's let's let's let's get that. Let's get into
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  Speaker 3: that in a minute minute time. Because I'll tell you
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  Speaker 3: one thing now about the Pyramids, and what the Pyramids
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  Speaker 3: were built on never accord to me to I never
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  Speaker 3: recorded me, not once in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But you think, of course it didn't.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, because I'll be honest with you, if you
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  Speaker 3: don't build on a pile time, what you build on
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  Speaker 3: is a foundation, yeah, which is like it's like a
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  Speaker 3: little sort of floating raft of concrete that becomes stable
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  Speaker 3: enough to carry.
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  Speaker 1: The weight of a house, correct, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I always thought that the base of a pyramid.
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  Speaker 3: If I understand pyramids, the base of a pyramid is
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  Speaker 3: the ideal pad to build on because it's like a
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  Speaker 3: flat square.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what, You're not wrong, and it'll complement
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  Speaker 1: itself as you as it gets built. But you have
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  Speaker 1: to start somewhere there. You'd never start and just go,
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  Speaker 1: let's plank it on the ground. I hope for the
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  Speaker 1: best because.
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  Speaker 3: Unless, unless, unless that pyramid was dropped in one go
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  Speaker 3: holess bowlers, fully formed and ready made, just dropped into
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  Speaker 3: the sand.
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  Speaker 1: He means you mean by yeah, by spaceship. Okay, now
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  Speaker 1: now you're talking. You see now you're just dropped down
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  Speaker 1: like bump and it just sat there. Now it's been
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  Speaker 1: completely poopooed by some of the big boys in archaeology
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  Speaker 1: over in Egypt, which in fairness they poo poo and
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  Speaker 1: no avel lot of stuff is let's go. They know
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  Speaker 1: Tom well Jared. At the same time they know and
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  Speaker 1: also they don't come on to know because if you've
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  Speaker 1: written a million books on these things and you've made
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  Speaker 1: your whole career out of been one hundred percent right
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  Speaker 1: and ask no more questions. If somebody lends on with
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  Speaker 1: a new hipath disease. You're gonna go shrub the fuck you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you couldn't just hang around another ten years, lamb
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  Speaker 3: Dad and I being money made. Here's the thing, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't surprise me to say, to learn I beg
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  Speaker 3: your pardon. It doesn't surprise me to learn that there
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  Speaker 3: are piles underneath the pyramids that prop them up, That
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  Speaker 3: there are piles going many hundreds of feet down into
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  Speaker 3: the earth until it hit bedrock underneath, you know, thousands
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  Speaker 3: of years worth of desert sand get all the way
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  Speaker 3: down to bed rock. There are these cylindrical piles going
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  Speaker 3: all the way down underneath each and every pyramid that
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  Speaker 3: the pyramis would then built upon. My question would be,
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  Speaker 3: how the fuck did you get down there? Buddy?
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  Speaker 1: This is the other thing. This is the other thing
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  Speaker 1: now we have. Is it fake news? Did the lads
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  Speaker 1: invent this thing? I don't think they did. And at
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  Speaker 1: first I was going, Okay, Jesus Christ, they're there, they're piles.
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  Speaker 1: But then you're going, here's the thing. There. There comes
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  Speaker 1: a certain boat point in time when when you're drilling
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  Speaker 1: and you get to the you know, you get beyond
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  Speaker 1: the thirty foot mark, you're going fucking leads. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll we'll we'll do one more and if this is
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  Speaker 1: we'll move it. Do you know what I mean? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we'll go up the valleys morbid because this place was
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  Speaker 1: pissed wet once upon a time. It's if you get
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  Speaker 1: if you're passing the two thousand, you're going erh. We
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  Speaker 1: might we might pack it up the foot leads because
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  Speaker 1: we're building not in this ship at all, So I
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  Speaker 1: don't think they were piles like it wouldn't make sense
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  Speaker 1: to go on and do seven more to that depth
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  Speaker 1: you'd go, we'll go up the hill. That's because this
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  Speaker 1: is more the ship where we are now this we
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  Speaker 1: better come up with a different and not build the
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  Speaker 1: pyramid at all. We better build something different.
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  Speaker 3: The other thing as well as time like piles traditionally,
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  Speaker 3: if you hear if you see piles being driven round here,
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  Speaker 3: they're driven with a pile driver.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's just there's it's a real thing, it's a
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  Speaker 1: real machine. There's there's two like there's you'd get the
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  Speaker 1: very invasive ones with a bunk bunk bunk bunk bunk.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the very invasive ones. And you'll often hear
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  Speaker 1: them like if somebody is doing work near a river,
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  Speaker 1: because you know they'll drive these piles into actually hold
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  Speaker 1: the bed back. But what they typically put on their
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  Speaker 1: house is you'll see a big giant corkscrew, a giant
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  Speaker 1: big corks a big auger. It goes into the ground.
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  Speaker 1: You keep adding bits until you hit good stuff, and
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  Speaker 1: then as you pull it back out, it can the
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  Speaker 1: same thing can actually feed concrete down through it. So
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  Speaker 1: if you imagine the ogre has a is hollow in
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  Speaker 1: the middle, you can pump concrete down into the hole
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  Speaker 1: that you just uh, you know that you just drive out.
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  Speaker 3: So you're now the question, my question then becomes which
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  Speaker 3: of those two metal methods was Anubis.
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  Speaker 1: Using I would say a Nubis or Am or one
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  Speaker 1: of these lads I would say was using my method
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  Speaker 1: of ed just described there to drive it. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: would want some slap jure, you would want some slap
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  Speaker 1: to go beyond one hundred foot. You'd want to be
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  Speaker 1: hitting it with another pyramid. You'd want to be hitting
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  Speaker 1: it with another fucking planet ure. And yeah, because you're
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  Speaker 1: you're you're tickling magma at that stage, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, You're it's getting hot down that end. I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you that much. If you're driving it down,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot. I'm just gonna say say it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: see how you get to four thousand feet. I can't
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  Speaker 1: see how you get to it, not using a thousand
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  Speaker 1: feet four thousand foot chure for a DEMI that's that's fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how many meters it's a lot. It's
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  Speaker 1: a lot. There's about three three point.
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  Speaker 3: Three foot it's a kilometer into the ground.
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  Speaker 1: It's a kilometer into the ground. There we go a
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  Speaker 1: kilometer her into the ground, down the way, down the way,
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  Speaker 1: and then you're gonna plank a yoke with I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how many million blocks sitting up on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: The like. The argument is, nobody knows how that's built.
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  Speaker 1: If this is true, if what the boys are picking
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  Speaker 1: up is true, if you look at go look at
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  Speaker 1: the modeling of it. Jerry will put up a.
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  Speaker 3: Visual over some during the week, but it is fairly
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  Speaker 3: crazy looking at.
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  Speaker 5: It is mental that if the question is the true
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  Speaker 5: numbers the elevators from where are they going, Well, you
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: wouldn't eight them, jar, I mean Jesus, even the best
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: buildings only have four.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I am I feeling looking.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: At hearing little things of notifications coming in there. Sorry
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: about that, that's that's that's the Egyptian Archaeological Society shutting
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: us down.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I would say for our hypothesis, and this, if I
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: was to stand walked into a workshop and saw a
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: rectangular box with eight cylinders coming out of it and
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: equidis points of what looks like coil running all the
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: way around, like a like a hurdy gurdy. You know,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: you can go down, the kids can go down around
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: the outside of it, you know, one of those like
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: a corkscrew effect coming all the way up meeting a
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: triangle permits sitting on top. But my first thought would
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: be is that a reactor of some sort? Is that
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: an electrical device of some sort? Because that looks like
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: the kind of ratios that you would need if you
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: are creating a big battery. That's what it looks like
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: to meet her. I'm just throwing it out there. Yeah, no,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you'd have to make the the
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: top bit wrangler. But if there was, you know, eight
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: pipes connected to and I wouldn't think it was for
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: sitting on, do you know what I mean? I would
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: look at it and go. That looks like to me,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: you're making a battery or some sort of transformer.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: You want to say, one thing, whatever it was built
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: to do, it doesn't work because they do not now
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: only sitting there now work the work not. I'm just
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: telling you now, whatever they thought it might do, it
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: does not no.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: To what it seized, and no amount of wdfarty is
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: going to bring that thing back to like whatever was
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: doing before. But it's see all the slaves back to
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: work on a tom they're not going to get that
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: thing running again, even they reckon, even even they were,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I mean they they the the they won't. There's the
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: hypotheses and where the stone or how they got the
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: stone there. The stone is from five hundred miles away
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: as the crow flies over mountains, so how and they
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: got that there? But i mean, you know there's hypoths
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: that they brought it. They had before the big float
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and all the rest of it, that they had the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: ability of resonance where you could actually vibrate yoak into
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: whatever position you wanted. But that's that's for another week.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Regardless of where how they got them there or what
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: they're made up aware where they came from. It's the
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: it's the numbers for me. How the fuck did they
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: hit four thousand feet? How the fuck did they do it?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I how did they get a gazillion blocks in there?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I just I don't think it was aliens of any sort.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I just want I'm not buying the They were all
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: it in and lugs and to a slave labor. There's
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: no way you're getting slaves to do that, not a hope.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: You need skills, do you know what I mean? And
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: even you need skilled workers doing whatever they did to
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: do that. There's all well and good to get slaves
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: to dig out a hole, But to do what was
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: done overall, I think, and I think there was there
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: was somebody would a talent that we don't know about.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how did it? I have no
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: idea why did it? All I know is fair essy
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: didn't fu all else to be out.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, folks, Even even after several thousand years,
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: there's still that honking around in the sand looking for
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: new things.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that they didn't give that a go
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: before that. They didn't. Look, how is this my first
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: time hearing about it? Do you know what I mean?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: That they didn't somebody didn't land that these ks have
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: been around for years, that this is the first time
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: they ever went, well, we have a look under it. Huh,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: what do you mean we have looker? Yeah, because there's
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: not to look at over it, under the sky. Let's
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: see what's under it. This is like they've had them,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: maybe not the four thousand foot depth that they could
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: see to board again, Tom, I go back to they
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: had little to be at or little to be at,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: little toy. There you go. That's it. The Pyramid of
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Kaffer or Caffree, and the Great Pyramid and the Pyramid
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: of Minkaura is what they're and the Great Sphinx. They're
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: having a gander under that as well. Don't have vent
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: back on any of the other ones, but the Great
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Pyramid right now, madness folk, that's my official high synopsis
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: entire will.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Something tells me that over the years to come up
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: to Tom and Jerry show, we shall be returning to
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Egypt time and time again. But for now we're going
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: to leave them pharaohs to rest, because those lads were
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: indeed some lad Tom, but they're not the only lads
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: we want to talk about this week. No, no, no,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: because this one survived the cutter as well. We still
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: talk about lad one lad pair of week, Tom that
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: just succeeds all other lads, the lad that when you
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: talk about him, you don't talk about this lad.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: You talk about this lade.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Now there's that guy.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: What a lad? Tom?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: A lad that I gotta tell you, I want looking
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: for lads this week.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: That'd be a better way of saying that, No, you're
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: you're never changing that I was looking for lads this week.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for lads. This I found the lad I found,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I found a lot.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, every time, and then you fall across the lad
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: that you've never heard from before in your life. And
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: this week's lad is Alex Ovechkin. Tom, had you heard
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: of alex Ovechkin before I sent you his details?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I had? I had not here, that's the truth. But
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: now I won't lie I had never heard of Alex Ofvechkin.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: To be fair, it wouldn't be It wouldn't be a sport.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: He wouldn't be in our sphere of interest, or he
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: wouldn't He wouldn't be you know, well, I can appreciate it,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: but he wouldn't be in our whehouse. Let's let's see
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: let's see if the listeners know who he is. Alex
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Ovechkin is a Russian chap and he is an ice
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: hockey player.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Tom Washington Capitals exactly, I mean, definitely a spy. Just
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: thrown it out there for people. I'm without a shadow
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: But do you know what I'm going to tell you.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: The Washington Capitals will let mister Ovechkin spy all the
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: hell he wants if he keeps doing what he does.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Because this week, Tom, he became this lad by breaking
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: the National Hockey League's highest all time goal scoring record
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: of eight hundred and ninety five career goals. Tom breaking
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: a long held record held since nineteen ninety four of
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: eight hundred and ninety four goals, which was held by
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: the only ice hockey player that I dare say you
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: or I have ever heard of, mister Wayne.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Gretzky, Wayne's Gretzky, Tim Horton. I knew Tim Horton as well.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: And Tim Horton, Yes, but did you hear Tim Horton
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: before he opened up the coffee shop?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Let's tell it. No, no, no, no, no.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: The only I tell you, the only other hockey player
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: I have ever heard of in my live long life,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: you know, real life. There's a couple of fictional ones
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: that I've heard of, like the Goon and all this
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: kind of crack.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the only.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Other guy that I'd ever heard of was a guy
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: called Gorby Howe, who apparently held the record until Wayne
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Gretzky took it from him. And Gordy how I remember,
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: was like a like an old salty bruiser, like you know.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Ice Fisher. And to be fair, none of them are
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: not that. They're all hard as nails, like you know,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: all hard as nails. So I didn't really get to
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: that now in a little second. So, mister Rovechkin, congratulations
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: on beating the record held by an ice hockey player,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: famous enough for two lads from rural Ireland.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: To at least know who he was. That's Wayne Gretzky.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I just knew him from like Megan Drave games and
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: things like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I anybody, if you're
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: watching a movie and anybody who was playing ice hockey,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: it'd be like, hey, who do you think you are?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Wayne Gretzky. It was like it was like American football.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: For the longest time, it was like, look at Joe
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Montana there geez, yeah exactly.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know Formula one slow down, Nigel Mantle,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: like you know, just somebody just shining through every sport.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, they become a verb for the sport.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: And I gotta tell you, mister Vetchkin, he may have
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: beaten out when Retzky's thirty one year record, but I
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: gotta tell you, like you know, upen the league scored
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: eight ninety five.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I didn't know how Goochkin was on the cusp of
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: breaking the record. I heard nothing about his goal eight
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: ninety four, to be honest with you, But here we
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: are this like, congratulations mister actual Vechkin. But just rather
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: than talk about ice cp hockey, which neither of us
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: know all that much about, Tom, we said we'd talk
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: about the one aspect of the sport that we do
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: know about, and that is the likelihood that if you're
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: watching an ice hockey game, you're going to see two
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: lads beat the dog pass out of each other.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: It's actually part of the like, it's actually physically part
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: of the get like. It's it's a thing. It's not
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: just like so many sports that'll be a route, something
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: will happen both. This is almost like a right, oh
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: park Everton, this is happening now, and off his gloves
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and knock bollics out of each other. Life.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: This is incredible, Tom. And we have seen, like you know,
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: hockey fights. I've watched more hockey fights than I've watched hockey.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: And.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I would always be wondered, like, you know, is this legal?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Is this allowed?
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Why aren't these people banned for life? What is going
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: on here? Can I explain to you the science behind
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: it and see if it's one of these things to him?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Like when it's explained to you, you're like, Okay, I
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: get it, but at the same time your brain goes
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: but hang on a wee second, go on. Okay, So
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: hockey is a sport. So say you've got your Christiano Ronaldo,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: you've got your star player, or you know a better player,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Lionel Messi, whoever it might be. Okay, yeah, he's he's
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: your golden boy.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: He's going to take you to the top this season. Okay.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: He can go out onto the ice and after five
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: minutes a player from the other team can slide straight
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: into him, smack break his legs, smash him up with
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: against the thing like, can physically take him out of
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: the game, take him out of the season, can wound
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: your most valuable player, can put him off the ice
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: for life. You can just do that and all he'll
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: get for the red Guard and he can be back
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: in next week or whatever like that. Okay, Yeah, So
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: to combat your star players, to combat your team from
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: just getting like smashed up against the glass or or
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: checked into the ground or like that, there's a code
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: in place that each team will have a guy that
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: will go and beat the fuck out of anybody that
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: takes liberty with the players on his.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Side, and he's known as the Enforcer, isn't it. That's right? Yeah.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: So it's like if you put in a dirty if
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: you put in a dirty tackle on him over there,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: if you put in a dirty tackle on Lionel Messi
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: of Ice, you're gonna get it. You're gonna get the
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: fuck beat out of you. So do you want to
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: do it? Is it worth a te I'm not gonna
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: beat up your manager.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to beat up you personally. I'm going to
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: break your fucking jaw. It's nearly like a like it's
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you know, it's like a fail safe isn't it. It's
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: like exactly that. It's exactly a fail safe. It's like,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: oh right, where let's bring out the donkey. Or in
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Game of Thrones it was like a trial by combat,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: but it was like I can have a champion because
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you know, Terry Lenister is a fart, like exactly, yes, yes,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: this is my champion for right. I suppose I'm into
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: it now? Yeah you know, yeah yeah yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: So it's one of these real paradoxes Tom. It's like
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: it's like when the cold deer to promote deer being alive.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: It's like we're going to put in a guy in
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: the ice hockey team that's gonna hammer the ship out
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: of anybody standing. But overall it makes the game safer
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: because nobody goes in with like bladed challenges and ship
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: like this.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right off. It's exactly it is. It's it's
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a perfect necessary evil, isn't it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: It's the fights keep hockey safe. I don't know how
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: better to explain it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: No, you're a hundredercent right, that's exactly it. The fights
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: keep hockey safe. That's a really good way of putting it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Actually, and again, even though that's the best explanation of it,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: your brain still kind of turns around like, no, you
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: you know, other sports don't have this, That's that's true
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: of anything.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: But you know, you don't have people in.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Soccer or rugby that are like, well, okay, if you
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: knock down you know, whoever, pick or string or whoever.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: My hockey my my rugby inch is about as deep
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: as my hockey bench. Tom correct, But if you knocked
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: down a key player on my rugby team, I'm not
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: going to send in you know, the big lad that
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: hammer the ship? Are you It's not it's not a
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: you know, it's not a set thing in the rules.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, is that absolutely? That's absolutely hocking. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you're getting you're getting You're getting your head knocked off
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: if you do that. But it's not a set thing.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: It seems to come as some sort of a Maria surprise,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: like what, why would you heat beat me? I was
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: having a fair fight with that guy who's five five
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm seven foot. You're like, we'll see about that,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, We'll see about that.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: So, uh, that's what we wanted to talk about. Here
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: is the fighting aspect of sports, Tom, because you're a
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: rugby fan. I don't care about sport one or another.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: But now that you have piqued my interest, now that
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: rugby have has sort of perhaps a more unspoken code
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: than the rugby than the hockey code, because the hockey
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: fight code is not unspoken, Tom, It's like line one
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: of the rules of hockey.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: That's so American, isn't it just going Let's just guys,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: let's just get it out there. It's going to be
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: good for everybody in the end. Let's just get it
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: like heaven forbid. You know, you'd keep a code of
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: conduct like you know what I mean, or you know,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: there'd be an element of going, hey, yeah, yeah, how
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: about we don't fucking fight at all? To all and
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: as soon as you make a ack a dirty move,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you're getting a six man much band with a fifty
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: grand fine. How's that? No, I don't see it happening.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I think we should definitely just have a guy who
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: beats the living piss and probably a ct you know, yeah,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: after five games.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, I will say this, Tom, I will say I
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: watched a couple of hockey fights in preparation for this.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: For this segment. They're not great fights. You have to
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: give it to them that they're on ice skates and
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I can't stand up straight on ice. Let it alone,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: you know, have a fight. So they all the hockey
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: fights all devolve into the same formula. If I'm fighting you, Tom,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: with my left hand, I grab the collar of your
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: jersey with your left hand, you grab the collar of
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: my jersey. So now we're basically holding each other up
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: like a little Eiffel tower of meat, right, yeah. And
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: then with my free hand, my right hand, I just
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: I just swing on you as you swing on me
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: until one of us grows.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Tired of this. And that's the fight till one of us,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: every single one of them, I've seen it, the same
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: thing until one of us is absolutely erect and it's
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: no longer a fun exercise understood. That's so much I know,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: But I'll take it. We're gonna take it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: We're going to take a look at some of the fights. Tom,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: You're going to take a look at some a rugby
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: fight of note, and I've got a jay fight of note,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: don't you know. I want to say it this to
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: the listeners. We do not condone fighting in sports. We
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: do not condone fighting in sports. With that being said, Tom,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: you got it right there.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I wonder condone fighting in sports. I know who you're
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: talking about. I wont hundred percent condone. No, it was
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: my favorite fight. There's been a couple of absolute bangers that,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: like uh Rono Gardner getting clipped on the Lions tour,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: like where a guy just Duncan McCrae just absolutely lit
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: his head up when he was playing for the Lions
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: and I think he was playing for like Warts or
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: something like that. But probably one of my favorite ones
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: of all time. You know, my absolute favorite one at
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: all time is a fan favorite, Paul O'Connell playing for Munster.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I think it must have been back in I think
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: it was two thousand and eight. It was when Munster
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: won the last time Munster won the European Championship and
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: they were Paul O'Connell, not for nothing, hasn't played in
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: the oil right, No, but this goes down as a
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: legendary fight because he wasn't a dirty player, but he
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: had this aura that scared the piss out of everybody
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: he walks around, or of being like six for seven.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: There was a lot of six foot sevens a bloke.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: But they people just say, but he looked like hell boy.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: You know, he literally looks not like Ron Perlman. He
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: looked like Ron Perlman when he was done up like
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: hell boy. Now he he's a very nice man. If
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: anybody wants to go to I think it's my Instagram page,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: you can see me roasting him and his friend in
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Limerick one night. It's at the top of the page.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I did it through the guys of being ten foot
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: away from him and on a stage, so you know,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: but he's he's a hell of a nice guy, so
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: he didn't often have to lay down the smack it
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: down but himself and a guy who was notorious coincidentally
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: probably played a bit of hockey. This guy, he was
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: a Canadian, one of the few Canadians that made it
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: in European rugby. You know, a normally American comes over,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: a Canadian comes over like they get yeah, they got
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: absolutely fucking ragged dog because they're used to all this
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: padding and stuff like that, and they're, hey, what are
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: you guys doing. You know, they're not ready now, they're
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: just not ready for how vicious it can be. But
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: this guy, Jamie Cudmore, Canadian guy, another monster, but of note,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: loved a Row. I think he probably bought he brought
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: his his hockeyat mentality with him. Loved a Row again,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: probably six seven sixty six. Giant of a human. Himself
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: and O'Connell just got into it and it went I
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: mean quickly to say, you know the Ron Burgundy kind
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: of meme of that has created quickly. I mean it
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: went from hey, hey to Jesus Christ is the best gait.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: It's the best fight I've ever seen. It goes to ground.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: O'Connell gets in like a proper mma amount and they
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: just start fucking like two bare start busting each other's
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: heads open. It was absolutely astounding boat looks. I mean
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: they look, they look back. They mean in the throes
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: of coitus by the end of it, because they were
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: just all sweaty and red and just had been rolling
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: around but nobody. It was funny. Neither one of them
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: really got neither one of them like, nobody really got involved.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: It was one of those fights. Normally, like in rugby,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you'll see a lot of handbags going on, yeah yeah,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: come on, or there'll be a Goods muzzle where there's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: like ten blokes fighting ten buags. This was one of
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: those times where everybody just kind of stood and went, yep,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: do you know what You're watching the National Geographic and
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: it's two like lions just fucking each other up, just
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: cutting each other the bits. Here again, yep, we'll let
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: that burn out. And that's literally what everybody's looking going. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: there's I'm not being I'm not getting in the way.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting a bollocking or a slap of either
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: one of those freaks. I'm not catching a straight ham here. No, no,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: because there was there was helicopters going, of arms going
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: in all directions, and these are two eighteen stone plus
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: freaks like just absolutely like each other's heads up. Everybody
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: just kind of stood back and went. Even the ref
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: was like, whoa right fuck matter whether we're having you
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: know what, Yeah happened.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm not going to reach on the lawn
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: more to pull out of ball and you'll be all right.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, we'll we'll let that cool now, you
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: as well to let that cool down before we go
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: at that. Hey, we'll make a couple of letter. That
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: was literally the way and it just fizzled out for
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: a finish. It was they looked like they were turned
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: and it was then the official stood dinner went ii
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: hi ii hi hi Hi comana hammana buys. Come on,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: come on, come on. Nobody wants to go anywhere near it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: It's an epic battle that anybody go find on you
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: literally type in Jamie cub you won't have to find it.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I will post it, don't you. Jerry will post it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: It's one of the best. No I would, I would add,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: And I've said this to you for years. I keep
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: on annoying you about it, and I keep on sending
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: you clips of it. And how we I know we
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I told about having to do or doing a live
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: podcast in Florence. But I would love, and I mean
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: love to go see the Calcico story Coat of Florentino.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: You know the one I'm talking about where I you know,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: the one. I've said this to you a bunch of times.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Mixture of it's only played in Florence. There's four I
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: think it's I think the Azuri art like the reigning champions.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And there's there's four division. There's four we'll call it
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: parishes inside Florence City. And these four teams play each
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: other through I don't know, is it over over a
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks or whatever. They're back and forth until
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: whoever gets the most points and ends up taking the championship.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: But it's a mixture of it's the most like it
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: is from Roman time, like this is literally from the Colisseum,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: so you're let's say eleven aside. It's a mixture of rugby, netball,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: MMA and deathmatch. Like I have actually seen this time,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: you've seen it. There's a there's a documentary on it
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: on Netflix and it's brilliant. But these guys are just freaks.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: There's there's one whole side of the team is allowed
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to kick the ship out of there. They're all enforcers.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: And then there's kind of a a segment of the
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: team that are kind of going, here, we better play
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: a bit of this and try and score something. Will
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: we Will we get this moving on? Yeah? Yeah yeah
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. So there's that gets an normable mention. But
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: for the best fight I've ever seen in rugby, it
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: was Jamie Codmore versus Polo O'Connell.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna give you Tom, I'm gonna give you
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: a short route here from from Gay because like whereas
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: whereas there seems to be tactics involved in in hockey
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: with them when we're not to fight and uh in
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: in in in rugby as well, a little bit of
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: tactics to it in GA it does tend to be
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: just a random flare up so needling you the whole match,
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: or just like just a random outburst of violence.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean so one of the dirtiest
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: movies you've seen in in Harlan is somebody just like,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: let's using the fucking but ended hardy, just jammy in
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: your fucking ribs. But Jesus, but.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: But, but, but but the route that I've picked Tom
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: is is actually one that took place outside of the
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: confines of the game, which you so rarely see. And
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: again we do not condone fight in sport whatsoever. But
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: when the thing sticks in your mind, it sticks in
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: your mind. And that's the twoenty ten Leinster All Ireland
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Final Tom between Loud and me.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Do you remember? I do? Yeah? I do.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: It was a fiercely contested game and it was down
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: to the wire right into the closing minutes of extra
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: time when referee Martin Sludden awarded controversial goal to mead,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: granting them the victory at the last kick the ball.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: There was no VR in place at.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: The time, Tom, no hawk, I know nothing, but like
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: pretty much everybody in the stadium could see that that
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: ball did not.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Go across the fucking line. That's not a gold Son. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I can remember it actually now now that you're yeah,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you're twinking my memory and I'm just looking it up here. Actually, yes,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I remember that. Yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: In particular, the people most vexed about it were a
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: large number of loud supporter rushed the field to kill
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: everyone in front of them. I don't know if I
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: want to put this into being like a GA fight
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: or a JA riot, but mister Martin Sludden, referee decided
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: that the best course of action he could take right now,
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I think even me. The players while they were winning,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: turned round goes.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Like, if I was you, I'd get off this field.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: There's a boot of a car open at the back,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: get into it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Go and he wildly coyoted off the field while being
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: chased Benny Hills style by like and I love him
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: a lot of people, I really do, But there's quite
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: a number of you that are not built for running.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: And based on. This is that why it's the wee county.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: It's not actually a small county that it's just giant
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: people feeling it. They're just there was.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: A chap now like and I can slag him because
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: he ran onto a field to swing at a referee.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Right was fifty year old man at the time.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Tom, all right, you know he came running out and
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I can hear him now, Tom, I couldn't hear him
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: on the telly, but I know they've done dog accident.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: He's like hell, hell, hell he.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: No go hey, oh right, Jesus Christ, have the referee.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: And the referee is like blowing his whistle as if
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: to say, hang on, this is this is underwards.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: We can't do this. You can't fight me. Have a
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: referee and.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: He's blowing a whistle and everybody's like just sort of
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: waving them like did you ever see baseball players like
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: wave again onto.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Home base and just like go go the windmill.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the windmill, the windmill, and at the
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: referee going like get off. I'm sorry to laugh because
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: the man was in mortal danger and he got like
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: he got a downt or two. He didn't get a
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: tomp swing and we got like shoulder barge and all
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: this kind of crack uh peeling for the dugout to
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: get in, and and and and brought them up and
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: and and there was a criminal case against the men
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: and they got fined for assault and all this thing
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: for and I dare say band for life. Ah, your excellency, Yes,
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: banned for life.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Of course. But that always stuck in my mind as being.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: A row of all rouse, like that's a world standard
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: row on a field that air national sports. I mean
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: there's a couple of you know, swinging Thompson all you know,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: you know, rival parish dig thrown, nothing really stands up
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: to your hockey fights and all this kind of thing.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: But an entire segment of the audience just jumping the
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: fence and running the field to smash the referee and
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: having him to run off like a cartoon. Yeah, I'll
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: hold that up in court.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: And to be fair, you make a good point, because
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: in my head I was kind of going, yes, sure, Chief,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: audiences are absolutely mental, like they're there, it's in like
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: it's religious to them. So they sometimes just a fervor
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: comes over, they run on and you see, you know,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you hear about it. Every once once the season you'd
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: hear something, you know, we're a load of lads jumped,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you know, the referrera or jump the other team or
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: somebody got pucked there. But it's always at like club level.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: It's you rarely see it where it's now. I would
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: argue that either Louder me the one Fox Hall in
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: the way of a silverware in a long time, and
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: certainly loud haven't won anything in a long time. If ever,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: so you can imagine it would have been fairly stinging
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: to get, you know, to get a beat. But you
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: never see at a county level where the whole crook
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: everybody there was a guy remember the outflow. He became.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: He became a total meme from Mayo all right, became
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: running on like it was like Mayo's fifty seventh year
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: of not winning, you know, no that yeah, and he
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: runs on and then he's celebrated on videos you see
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: it later, like on Instagram he's celebrating, you know in
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: the watch him call it the super maxinat and Rye,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: like fucker runs offul But to see a sway that
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: the audience run on at county level, Jesus, that's that's
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: wild that's.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: A that's around, Tom, that's around And you know what
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I want to tell you, Tom, that will be a
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: wonderful segment and wonderful segue into how I got to
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: ride for you.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: But like, here's the thing, Tom, here's the thing. Okay,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: number one, If.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: There are other sporting routes that we've forgotten, let us
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: know in the comments. More on that in a little second.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: But more importantly, Tom, here is where the Tom and
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Jerry Show takes a little detour, because, like I said,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: that would have been a wonderful segue from those rows
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: to you and I haven't arrived, but you and I
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: have shot hands.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Tom. We're not going to row anymore for this for
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: the foreseeable future. How about it. We've put down, we've
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: put down our hockey sticks. We're going to go for
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: a bruski e and after I think it's as well.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe, like we said, we'd like to tinker
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: with things, and now we found ourselves bolting a new
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: turbot onto the side of an engine dead is needed
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: at all myself.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: We've we've had fifty rows, Tom, we've had fifty episodes,
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: We've had fifty rowds. It's time to give piece of chances.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: John Lennon once said, so we've came up with a
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: new segment here. As he has mentioned on the podcast
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: several times, me and Tom were born in the fulcrum
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: of life in the nineteen eighties where old ways were
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: dying off and new ways were just being born. And
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: every now and then we think back to those times,
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: we reminisce upon them, and we thought that's.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: As good a fucking segment as any. So we've come up.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: We've come up with a new segment where we look
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: back on things that have changed in our lifetimes, and
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: we call this segment.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I remember when when I was a young lad twenty
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: or thirty or forty years ago. To be fair, we're
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: good at podcasting, but our imagination is lax a little,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But we want to get
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: We like to write what's on the side of the teen,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: what is in ten?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you Tom, there'll be I remember when
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: we would row and we'll have a row yet and
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: still but I remember when it could be a lazy
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: podcast segment.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: We're not going to make it lazy. It's not just
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: going to be like a number. He man or I
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: remember the fucking care bears or anything like that. No
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: genuine question, the genuine things that change.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know how we got from A to B,
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: and we'll kick it off by kicking it off, Tom,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I remember when you broke a bone and you had
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: that set in a cast? Did that stop being a thing?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I don't officially know, and I tried looking it up.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Nobody could give you the answer when they were just
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: saying why. And there's still the odd cast you can
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: get if a yoga is wrecked beyond or is it
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: saying limit erect beyond all recognition? You kind of need
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: to butter back up with a bit of plaster of Perris.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: But the boot, the boot, and the boot is going
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: on the boot on the splints, I the splinter on
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: the arm. I see the whole time, I'm like, well
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: that's taken all pardon the punt the crack out of it.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Tom? We were we
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: were we were eighties kids.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's not like they invented plaster powers cast in
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: the race. But if you broke your arm, or if
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: you broke your leg, or if you broke anything that
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: could be set in the cast. It was set in
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: a hard plaster cast. Your arm was wrapped. I never
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: had it done on me, thankfully, and never broke anything.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: But you had your arm wrapped in bandages.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: They were wet, they.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Were smothered with like plaster and more bandages around and
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: it's set like a mummy hard and that stayed on
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: your arm until the bone was set.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: That was it.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: That was how you fixed the broken arm. That was
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: how you fixed the leg. And you would know someone
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: had a broken leg if you look down and they
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: had a plaster cast on it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Well, and the most interesting bit for me then was
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: how they'd get it off then with the sow afterwards,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: it was like, well, that's the bit I want to see.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: They Yeah, I remember the odd lad he would have
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: if he had the leg and it was wrapped around
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: the heel. They'd have a piece of kind of did
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I say, a bit of one two by one to
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: the bottom of it, like a high heel, Yeah, to
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: keep it from I suppose the plaster isn't going to
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: take too many slaps off the ground, but I suppose
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: if you moled in and I could be wrong, but
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: this is in my memory, and sometimes the mandeta effect
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: can happen. I'm one hundred percent sure right now that
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I was a chunkin and not a timber they stuck it, honestly. Yeah,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: it was a it was a slash. Yeah, it was
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: a bit of a skin from a palate. Yeah, it
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: was too long.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: They just snapped and have them put into it. So
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: that's not really as you said yourself there. Yes, there
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: are some people if you do get a bad enough
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: dig in their pin and whatnot, you probably will get
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: a cast. But at some stage in the last ten years,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: I want to say, they stopped setting things in plaster
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: and they started putting your foot in a boot, and
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I tom, the.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Boot is like a like a plastic like a gobot's leg.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I'd be I'll be honest, I thought, for do you know,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I won't lie right up until you put it to me.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Do you know when you just start seeing ship and
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: you're going, ah, right, fair enough, Hi, I thought casts
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: were still on the goal, and you know, only when
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you pointed it out to me, I went, christ, he's right, Yeah,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: it's like you know, it's like when what was the
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: last time you saw you know, or white dog shit,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: white dog shit exactly. So I white white, white dog
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: shit or yeah or white dog shit. You know, but
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: what But now that I started looking was like Christ,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in years, and there is no
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: rhyme the reason in my head as the white. But
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: now they the crack has got I genuinely when I
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: saw those boots, I thought that was just someone who's
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: sprained the ankle. I thought that was a sprain.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I thought that for the longest time. Tom,
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you one thing.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I asked the man on the Boss one day, just
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: sitting acrossrom and I goes, terboside, I just got to
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: ask you, like Christ, one of those people, are you Jared?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: When you start talking, Oh no, you forgot your broken
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: or what is the or what is the crack? Here?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Is a broken or a sprain? He goes no, No,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: it's broken. I goes like, and you don't have cast No.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I goes to just put that just wrap that little
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: like little plastic piece of armor on. It goes yeah.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I goes that's it, goes yeah, okay, thank you, going
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: the rest of day, and I hope you feel better soon.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: But I had to ask. I had to ask. So
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: essentially they've kind of in one way, they've gone backwards,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you know, like you'd see in the old movies where
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: they go, well, you know, let's let's you've broken your leg.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: It's a come of fracture. Let's get two bits of
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: twigs and stick them to your leg and tie.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: It on.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Style. And that's essentially what they've done. Now it's just gone,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Let's get two knobs of plastic, put it around the bone.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Is it's it close enough right now? Tie it off
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: the fuck and I would look at that again for
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: another six weeks and that's it. Now.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: There's there's a couple of things here, Tom, Okay, I
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: appreciate that, Like you know, it's a long, laborious thing
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: and want people in and out of a hospital as
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: quick as possible. And this sort of the crack of
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: wrapping it in plaster is dirty, it's unsanitary, it's hard
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: to do in a clean environment. So a solution had
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: to be found. And if it's a reusable solution, all
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: the better. Okay, fine, I appreciate the progress comes along.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: And if if that is indeed like a strap on
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: booth that you strapp into place and belt and it
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: keeps your leg right, I'm all.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: For Tom, I'm gonna tell you this much. Now, people
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: walk around on these things. That's what I can't get.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You're not on crutches. Your leg is broken, You've got
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: this thing on it, and you're just like walking around.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I wonder, here's the thing I wondered her for the
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: longest time. There must be stages of break breaking your
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: leg again. I think I've broken my but I can't.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: It hurt for a good two months, but it's kind
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: of okay now. I mean it's not, but it's gonna be.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I've got no choice. It's it's healed now. I've broken
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: every finger, I cracked my breastplate. I've broken my ac joints.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I've broken maybe six or seven ribs, cracked the cheek bone.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Tom.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I've broken my nose beyond number numbers. But I've never
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: broken an arm or leg, So I've never. That's all
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: we have discussed this before. It's all the milk I drink.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: But well, I've never. I never when I saw people
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: walking on the crutches before I went there, Well, there
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: wants to be different stages of walkie walkie.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Like with no crutches, just walking foot on ground.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Do you think they're they have a claiming or do
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you think maybe they're on their fifth week of healing?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Or is it a
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: bit of both.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: I have no idea, Tom and like this is a
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: genuine There's not me being commediicateally ignorant of these things.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening here.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: And and if anybody is out there listening to us
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: would have broken arm, We'd love to hear from you
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: by all means. If you don't have a broken arm,
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: go break it just for reporting for the Tom and
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Jerry Show.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Anybody who's found this fifty one episodes in and you
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: never heard us before, I may tell you right now,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: my seven Jerry will never have Google open unless it's
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: looked to look at something funny in relation to we
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: would do not want to google it. I needed a
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: pronunciation on a Vechkin earlier in the day. I looked
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: it up Cast versus Boot and all I told me was, yeah,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: that's the thing that happened, so cast versus Boot win. Well,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: one is for a really bad break, one is for
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: a not so bad break. But at no point that
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I you know, was I going? And why? Why did it?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Because really I wanted a seek we fleshed out with Jir,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: and truth be told, I knew it was never going
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: to get fleshed out because both of us are signord
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: as each other on this department. But this is a
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: perfect opportunity for with a new segment, for people to
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: go you to Fox. I broke my leg last year.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you why and why lads are able
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: to walk around in the thing? Was there a now
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: but timber in the bottic? Little springing it that we
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: don't know about, and we're looking for help here. But
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: here's the thing jar right now. And I'm gonna and
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you'll agree with me on this one. If
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: either one of us broke our arm tomorrow and they
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: gave me one of themox, or broke our leg tomorrow
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and they gave me one of the moks and not
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: a plaster of Paris, a little part of me would
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: be are actually I'm gonna say a large part because
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: it's your leg, but of my soul would be fairly
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: tick because my childhood was spent signing casts.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: This is it, tom, This is the big part of
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: having a cast. Tell them For those that don't know, Yeah,
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: this like you.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: This was right, there was it was a rite of passage,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: but there was nobody was allowed to keep a cast
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: clean through you were a mentaler. If a you zero
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: had zero friends if you kept your cast clean. I
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: mean the second somebody, and I mean everybody's breaking arms
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: when we were kids are breaking legs, and as soon
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: as they come in to school, you all jumped on
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: it straight away. Literally most of these people brought them
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: as sharply in their pocket for you to give it
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: a go, do you know what I mean? And then
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: invariably it'll be highlighters, it'll be different things. People would
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: write a mighty face on it, they'd draw a dick
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: on it somewhere. So what it's going to be a
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: bit of crack. And now you've got everybody in the
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: schools signed your cast. You have to sign sign the cast.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: It's literally it's like it's right up there with you know,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: like chicken chiky nuggies. Do you know what I mean?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: It's just a thing that kids. Do you sign a cast?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure anymore you don't. It's said, That's what
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. There's a sadness in that. There's a sadness
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: in that. I mean, if you're you're broken, you've broke,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you've broke your leg and you have a no crack. Yeah,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: and now all your friends can kind of cut. This
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: is your way of kind of go get better soon?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Or do you know you literally maybe there's good juju
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: in actually each person going to that broken bone and
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: going here, let me sign your cast there. It made
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: no sense other than just something cool to do, like
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: and now nobody's doing it because you can't sign the boots.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: You can't sign a bad situation. Well, let me tell
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you how. There you go. We will be remembering much
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: more things in the in the in the weeks to come,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: and if we are misremembering anything, we would like you
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: to tell us all about it, just so that.
• 54:00
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• 54:03
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• 54:05
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• 54:07
  Speaker 1: What do you think is on an eight?
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: The Pyramids of Giza? And indeed, if you are currently
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: broken limbed, we'd like to know if you've got an
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: old fashioned cast like we used to know one love,
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: or if you've got one of these iron man shoes
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: that don't really seem to do fuck all. You can
• 54:22
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• 54:24
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• 54:27
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• 54:30
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• 54:39
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• 54:41
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• 54:46
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• 54:48
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• 54:51
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• 55:18
  Speaker 1: But also it gives us a reason to get out
• 55:19
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• 55:21
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• 55:24
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• 55:26
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• 55:28
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• 55:31
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• 55:33
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• 55:35
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• 55:37
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• 55:39
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• 55:43
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• 55:46
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• 55:48
  Speaker 1: But thank you very much for that.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: And last week we did, of course mention our survival guides.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Some people pointed out Tom rightly so that we did
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: not include duct tap.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: It is true. There's yeah Mac again. You can comment
• 56:04
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• 56:06
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• 56:09
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• 56:11
  Speaker 1: to s. That's the scaveling is the very last piece
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: of plastering. That's what the scaveling is for and the'll
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: be down in a fortnight and we're kind of off
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to the races after that. A lot of the shackles
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: are off. I don't know. I turned into Jeff oh
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Bloom there for a second. But don't to be honest,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: which just sounds like two of us were having some
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: sort of moment. Are wrong, but to be fair, to
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: be fair, the the Yeah, you can comment now on Spotify,
• 56:43
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• 56:44
  Speaker 1: think you can. You can, but you can comment if
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: you on on Spotify, which is more more handier than Apple.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: If you are on Apple, it is a screenshot and
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: tag any one of the pages because trying to get
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: into Apple to have a look at it, it's tricky.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: But one of the lads came back, he said, yeah,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: you appreciate that. We were jameson notwithstanding, let's tay right enough,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: but we're only wondering beverage shocked in. Neither one of
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: us men mentioned duct tape. It goes hand in hand
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: with w D forty. I figured the duct tape is good.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: But if we're in a tight spot, yeah, I get it,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: but I.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Don't know, I don't know what I'm fixing up in
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: a three day in a three day stretcher for break breaks.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I figured the vice cripts will hold together whatever we need.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: But it's a fair one.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: It's a fair one, yes, and then I just want
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: to pack of tea lights. My man says, a pack
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: of tea lights. Well, I guess, yeah, I know. You
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: can't go three days with a little bit of romance.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I suppose to be fair spot on. Yeah, somebody one
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: of the lads jumped in Gav. He was like, as
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I missed the whole drinking stories. They're all back there.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know where to tell you to go looking from.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: A funny feeling, Yeah, they're all back there. But I
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: have a funny feeling when we are remembering things, we
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: may remember drinking story or two.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Tom, Yeah, there's got to be a couple. Yeah, reuse recycled, buddy,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: fear not there we'll be drinking stories coming up like
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: we haven't had one in a while. So yeah, okay,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: that's not the way. There you go, folks.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: The All New Tom and Jerry Show sends an awful
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: lot like the old one, But that's episode fifty.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: One in the can. Tom, You've got a scaffold or
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: to catch as he falls into her arms. This has
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: been very romantic, right, good, look at that