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- 1:06Speaker 2: I'll be man love, come and claim me cold.
- 1:09Speaker 1: So they rolled up sleeves.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Groups Bye, Sis Bowl, Show, Potato shows Trickster.
- 1:22Speaker 4: And none of us are perfect. Whole body's nerfcts.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Their name Nobody's nervefect Man. Welcome back, Talk Coast Basement.
- 1:37Speaker 1: My name is ireland O Potato and I'll be your
- 1:41Speaker 1: host today. All right, hey everyone, No Chucky, no, no,
- 1:46Speaker 1: go away, just jumped on the keyboard. All right, yeah, Ryan,
- 1:54Speaker 1: Ryan actually witnessed this on the on the line. I
- 1:59Speaker 1: was getting set up and Chucky jumped on my keyboard.
- 2:02Speaker 1: This is when we first started recording, just coincidentally as
- 2:04Speaker 1: shining shining, yikes, shining, as Shannon was walking down the
- 2:09Speaker 1: stairs and I said to Chucky, fuck off. And Shannon
- 2:13Speaker 1: goes whoa because she thought it was I was talking
- 2:16Speaker 1: to her for walking into the basement, but she's used
- 2:19Speaker 1: to that by now. Welcome back, Laddie. I feel like
- 2:29Speaker 1: I should be way drunker, but it's a school night,
- 2:31Speaker 1: and also i'm old. All right, yeah, we're going with Also,
- 2:40Speaker 1: I dropped these on the ground and I really think
- 2:45Speaker 1: that I may have screwed up what is in the list,
- 2:48Speaker 1: But whatever, we'll see what happens. Okay, Now, Ryan, you
- 2:57Speaker 1: didn't feel very strongly about the broad magic Shannon and
- 3:02Speaker 1: I forgot to do it. Rainy Night in soho so
- 3:04Speaker 1: Rainy Knight and Soho is now going to be he
- 3:07Speaker 1: is now going to replace the BROBM Jessic Shannon. So
- 3:09Speaker 1: we have Rainy Knight and Soho to start versus Whiskey
- 3:12Speaker 1: You're the Devil.
- 3:21Speaker 4: Whiskey. I think rain Night and so was one of
- 3:26Speaker 4: the best songs ever written. I could see though. I
- 3:30Speaker 4: think it's an extraordinary song. Also, the video is fantastic.
- 3:38Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with it because we're in the hard
- 3:40Speaker 4: cut section. Yeah, Whiskey of the Devil is tremendous, so good.
- 3:46Speaker 4: Different energies both songs.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Very, You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, You're spunkier than tea whiskey.
- 3:53Speaker 1: You're my darling drunk or sober. Rain Knight and Soho
- 3:57Speaker 1: will move on? Was here the Devil. You can go
- 4:01Speaker 1: to Hell. Get it all right. Next is White City,
- 4:08Speaker 1: where the Patties and the frogs came to gamble on
- 4:11Speaker 1: the dogs. Frogs is a racial slur for French people,
- 4:16Speaker 1: and it is against the one and only streams of Whiskey.
- 4:26Speaker 4: I love White Today, but streams with Wizard I.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Would also go with streams of Whiskey. White City is great.
- 4:34Speaker 1: The imagery of the dog park and sweet City of
- 4:39Speaker 1: my dreams of speed and skill and schemes like Atlantis.
- 4:43Speaker 1: You just disappeared from view, and the hair upon the
- 4:46Speaker 1: wire has been burnt upon the pyre. The hair upon
- 4:50Speaker 1: the wire is the dog's chase, a mechanical rabbit so
- 4:55Speaker 1: to get them to race. So that's that reference. Okay,
- 4:58Speaker 1: the hair upon the wire has been burnt upon the
- 5:00Speaker 1: I like the black dog that went once raced out
- 5:02Speaker 1: from track two. Just great, great, okay, streams of whiskey. However,
- 5:11Speaker 1: it's moving on and we have next Ryan, Ryan mcdonod.
- 5:21Speaker 5: So right.
- 5:22Speaker 1: For those who don't know, Mick mc is Irish, which
- 5:26Speaker 1: is why it's a slang racial slang term, derogatory term
- 5:30Speaker 1: for Irish people, where mac m a c is Scottish. Yeah,
- 5:35Speaker 1: that's why Ryan is McDonald's all right. It is the
- 5:40Speaker 1: leaving of Liverpool. The greaves me versus the bottle of
- 5:45Speaker 1: a bottle of smoke.
- 5:48Speaker 4: Bottle of smoke.
- 5:50Speaker 1: I gotta go bottle of smoke as well, But my darling,
- 5:55Speaker 1: I think all right. Leaving of Liverpool is a traditional
- 6:00Speaker 1: I believe leaving Liverpool run one last round, but I
- 6:03Speaker 1: wasn't sure about it because I dropped everything onto the ground.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Next one Waxes Dargle versus O Man trans Metropolitan.
- 6:19Speaker 5: Love both of these, Yeah, trans Metropolitan.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Both I I honestly these are both so good.
- 6:32Speaker 4: Yeah, and they both have a very similar similar feel.
- 6:38Speaker 4: The last third of Waxes Darkle is just like fucking wow.
- 6:43Speaker 4: So I'm gonna go with it. Waxes Doggle fucking okay.
- 6:47Speaker 1: I I'm gonna be okay with that. Waxes Dargle will
- 6:51Speaker 1: move on just to shout out trans Metropolitan. So there's
- 6:54Speaker 1: an opening episode of the Wire where McNulty is in
- 6:58Speaker 1: his like high level alcoholism phase and he's blasting He's
- 7:05Speaker 1: in his detective car, he's blasting trans Metropolitan. He's blacked
- 7:11Speaker 1: out drunk. He gets into an accident, I believe, and
- 7:15Speaker 1: then he then later he goes to a diner and
- 7:17Speaker 1: he's like fucking a waitress on his car in public,
- 7:21Speaker 1: and two beat cops come by and they go like whoa,
- 7:24Speaker 1: and he just pulls out a badge and flashes it
- 7:26Speaker 1: and they turn around and walk away.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Is that the famous line you can have anything you want?
- 7:31Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, When he is wait, you know, have.
- 7:36Speaker 4: You seen at the fire on YouTube? Because remember when
- 7:40Speaker 4: after he crashes the car. I did not know this
- 7:42Speaker 4: song was in that part. Wow, he gets out of
- 7:45Speaker 4: the car and it's almost like he just starts moving
- 7:47Speaker 4: his arms like he is like trying to like re
- 7:50Speaker 4: like understand what happened. And someone did it to like
- 7:55Speaker 4: remember the scene in Fast and Furious when like Vin
- 7:57Speaker 4: Diesel sees the accident happen like through the street marks
- 8:01Speaker 4: and he sees what happened to Letty on the street
- 8:04Speaker 4: marks and Fast and Furious for yes, like he can
- 8:06Speaker 4: just tell from the marks in the road exactly what
- 8:08Speaker 4: people said.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he can sents it like he has a superpower.
- 8:14Speaker 4: So someone like put the footage of McNulty doing that
- 8:16Speaker 4: with like with what happened to Letty? I thought that
- 8:18Speaker 4: was genius, was amazing. Oh yeah.
- 8:23Speaker 1: But so transmetro Politan is a song about getting just
- 8:27Speaker 1: tearing up London and just getting hammered and going to
- 8:29Speaker 1: all these very specific places like from a five pound
- 8:34Speaker 1: bat in Williams Hills to a Soho sex shop dream
- 8:37Speaker 1: from a Frida egg in Voltaro's to a Tottenham Road
- 8:40Speaker 1: ice cream. So he's talking about all these specific places
- 8:42Speaker 1: in London. But we'll drink the rats, piss, kick the shite.
- 8:47Speaker 1: No one's going home tonight. But my favorite line in
- 8:50Speaker 1: trans Metropolitan is which you could say this for any
- 8:54Speaker 1: city that you're from. I could say this about Boston.
- 8:57Speaker 1: This town has done as dirty, this town has bled
- 8:59Speaker 1: as dry. We've been here for a long time, and
- 9:01Speaker 1: we'll be here till we die. So we'll finish off
- 9:04Speaker 1: the leavings of blood and glue and beer and burn
- 9:07Speaker 1: this bloody city down in the every summer of the year.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Fantastic song, one of my all time favorite polk songs.
- 9:13Speaker 4: What a great for an album. Amazing opening for it, and.
- 9:17Speaker 1: It starts really quiet and slow, and then it gets
- 9:19Speaker 1: faster and faster and faster. Yeah, okay. Next we got
- 9:26Speaker 1: the Irish Rover versus you're the one.
- 9:38Speaker 4: I personally like you're the one better, but I again,
- 9:42Speaker 4: I'm not like.
- 9:43Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay with that. We'll talk about your
- 9:45Speaker 1: other one later. Irish Rover is going away and the
- 9:49Speaker 1: ship struck a rock. Oh lord, what a shuck the
- 9:52Speaker 1: bone nearly turn right over, turn nine times around, and
- 10:01Speaker 1: the poor old dog was drowned. Ryan two three, I'm
- 10:07Speaker 1: the last of the Irish Rover. All right, Oh this
- 10:14Speaker 1: is gonna be tough. Wait, do I have the wrong
- 10:18Speaker 1: number in here?
- 10:19Speaker 4: On?
- 10:19Speaker 1: This is what I was fearing.
- 10:22Speaker 4: This is what I was fearing, Ryan, It's okay, Wait
- 10:26Speaker 4: are you which which container? Are you using? Gordon's choice
- 10:29Speaker 4: or the cat food one?
- 10:31Speaker 1: So I actually this My basement is in a state
- 10:33Speaker 1: of disarray. There's clothes everywhere, and I didn't want to
- 10:36Speaker 1: move the clothes and risk them falling. So I'm using
- 10:40Speaker 1: just like a plastic a new pink plastic container.
- 10:43Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sorry to disappoint you. It makes the difference.
- 10:47Speaker 4: It's just the imagine. The swording is different with the containers.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Somehow, I'm actually using the swording hat from Harry Potter.
- 10:57Speaker 4: Oh it's the Irish intro over you think, yep. Yeah.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Actually I came down here the other day and the
- 11:05Speaker 1: sorting hat was having sex with the dune popcorn bucket.
- 11:09Speaker 4: Who wouldn't Who wouldn't?
- 11:14Speaker 1: You haven't felt anything until you felt that. But Sally
- 11:18Speaker 1: maclanan versus if I should fall from grace.
- 11:21Speaker 4: With God, I personally would do if I should fall
- 11:25Speaker 4: from grace with God. I'm just more familiar with it.
- 11:27Speaker 4: I'd like Sly maclennon.
- 11:28Speaker 1: But Salam maclanan is amazing. It's the most Saint patrick'sde
- 11:34Speaker 1: of any of these songs. So put that on your playlist.
- 11:38Speaker 1: So the great There's Little Boozer into Sally MacLennan. Jimmy
- 11:42Speaker 1: played harmonica in the pub where I was born. He
- 11:46Speaker 1: slew the souls of Psychos. Yeah, just just beautiful, beautiful song.
- 11:52Speaker 1: Samim Machlin and me singing them a song of times
- 11:57Speaker 1: long gone that we knew we'd be singing it again
- 12:00Speaker 1: versus fresh fresh, fresh fall from Gres for God. Okay,
- 12:05Speaker 1: next is.
- 12:07Speaker 4: All right?
- 12:08Speaker 1: So somehow I ended up with an uneven amount because
- 12:11Speaker 1: I dropped it on the floor. So we're gonna, We're gonna, Oh,
- 12:14Speaker 1: this is gonna be a three way dance. As they
- 12:16Speaker 1: say in the world of professional wrestling. How many do
- 12:19Speaker 1: I have right now? I want to make sure we
- 12:20Speaker 1: have the right one? Two, three, four, five, six, all right,
- 12:24Speaker 1: three way dance the body of an American Okay, boat
- 12:29Speaker 1: train and the donatee all express shit. I would how
- 12:37Speaker 1: about you eliminate one of those and I'll eliminate the
- 12:39Speaker 1: other one.
- 12:43Speaker 4: I hate to say it, I would eliminate boat train.
- 12:44Speaker 1: Of those three boat train, Okay, I want to talk
- 12:48Speaker 1: about this. Boatrain is so great. It's about They have
- 12:52Speaker 1: several songs that are about drinking all day and getting hammered,
- 12:55Speaker 1: but Boutrain is the king of those. Boutrain is about
- 13:00Speaker 1: adding absolutely fucking shitfaced and then taking the ferry from
- 13:04Speaker 1: England to Ireland, and that is what the boat Train
- 13:07Speaker 1: is now. During the recording of this, because Elvis Costello
- 13:11Speaker 1: was like a perfectionist and he stopped working with them later,
- 13:17Speaker 1: so in the recording of this, Shane actually screws up
- 13:21Speaker 1: the lyrics and repeats one of the verses later on
- 13:25Speaker 1: because he was so hammered. Yeah, this came out on.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Was this?
- 13:30Speaker 1: Was this a peace in love?
- 13:34Speaker 4: Yes? The boxing one, yep.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Yeah, and they just never fixed it, even though it's
- 13:39Speaker 1: a studio recording. So he screws up the lyrics in
- 13:41Speaker 1: the recording on the album and you can actually listen
- 13:44Speaker 1: to a B side where the recordings are the lyrics
- 13:47Speaker 1: are recorded correctly, and I think it's better. The B
- 13:49Speaker 1: side is actually better. There's a collection of their B
- 13:52Speaker 1: sides that I have. It's like a six disc set.
- 13:55Speaker 1: But I met with Napper Tandy and I shook them
- 13:59Speaker 1: by the hand. So Napper Tandy. That's not real, because
- 14:02Speaker 1: Napper Tandy is a historical figure. Napper Candy is. See,
- 14:11Speaker 1: there's so many Irish bars called Nappertandy's. James Napper Tandy
- 14:16Speaker 1: was an Irish revolutionary and founder of the United Irishman.
- 14:20Speaker 1: He lived from seventeen thirty nine to eighteen oh three.
- 14:23Speaker 1: So I met with Nappertandy and shook him by the hand.
- 14:26Speaker 1: He said, hold me up for Christ's sakes, for I
- 14:28Speaker 1: can hardly stand. The most disgraceful journey which I have
- 14:31Speaker 1: ever been was the last time that I traveled on
- 14:33Speaker 1: the boat train. I had a couple of drinks in town,
- 14:36Speaker 1: a few more at the port. So let's say, okay,
- 14:39Speaker 1: so let's do a count. Here Ryan a couple of
- 14:41Speaker 1: drinks intown, two few more at the port while he's
- 14:43Speaker 1: waiting for the boat. Let's say we're at five. To
- 14:47Speaker 1: be charitable, I puked up on the gangway, but some
- 14:50Speaker 1: kind folks helped me board. They sat me at a table,
- 14:53Speaker 1: poured whiskey down my throat. And then this is when
- 14:56Speaker 1: he screws up, sat me at a table and I
- 14:57Speaker 1: lost me watching coat. So he's at like, let's say
- 15:00Speaker 1: day six or seven, let's say seven. First we had
- 15:02Speaker 1: some whiskey, so that was you already talked about that.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Then we had some gin. Then we had tequila. I
- 15:07Speaker 1: think that's what did me in. Then we had some
- 15:09Speaker 1: brandy and the women had a dance. The steward then
- 15:12Speaker 1: announced we could play a game of chance, and this
- 15:15Speaker 1: is because they're in open water where it's like no
- 15:18Speaker 1: longer governed by a country's loss, so they can gamble.
- 15:22Speaker 1: At this point, we crowded around the table with money
- 15:25Speaker 1: in our hands. I ended up on the other side
- 15:27Speaker 1: without a penny in my pants, so we lost all
- 15:29Speaker 1: of his money gambling. Woke up in the toilet. When
- 15:31Speaker 1: we got to Holy Head. Holy Head is where the
- 15:34Speaker 1: ferry arrives. The doors they were a banging and I
- 15:36Speaker 1: wish that I was dead. So people were trying to
- 15:39Speaker 1: get in the bathroom, like what are you still doing
- 15:41Speaker 1: in there? Then we went through customs a couple of
- 15:44Speaker 1: credited thugs. First they looked for bombs and guns, then
- 15:47Speaker 1: they looked for drugs. They stuck a flashlight up my
- 15:50Speaker 1: ass told some Irish jokes, said fuck off now, Petty,
- 15:54Speaker 1: said fuck off now, Patty. So I headed for a
- 15:56Speaker 1: smoke on the boat train. So we got on board
- 16:02Speaker 1: the train and we had a drink or two, started
- 16:04Speaker 1: playing poker, but the booze ran out at Crewe. Some
- 16:07Speaker 1: people started sleeping. Others looked for douty Free, which means
- 16:11Speaker 1: they ran out of booze like they drank the entire
- 16:14Speaker 1: boat dry at the bar. So they went to duty
- 16:16Speaker 1: Free to try to buy more booze. Some bastards started
- 16:21Speaker 1: singing the little Catters by the Lea. He then sang
- 16:23Speaker 1: paper Rosa's Booglevoo Aleena arroue. Somebody started slacking off the
- 16:26Speaker 1: Packe's and the Jews. Found a bottle of whiskey, found
- 16:29Speaker 1: a bottle of gin, sat down in the corner and
- 16:31Speaker 1: I read the daily News. First I drank the whiskey,
- 16:36Speaker 1: then I drank the gin. Tried to make the toilet,
- 16:38Speaker 1: but I broke my fucking shin. Next thing I knew,
- 16:40Speaker 1: I was in London in the rain, staggering up the
- 16:43Speaker 1: platform on the boat train. So he arrived. But there
- 16:47Speaker 1: was a lot, a lot of drinking involved in that song,
- 16:52Speaker 1: so you eliminated the boat train rip fucking great song
- 16:56Speaker 1: and Body of an American versus Johnny gall Express. I
- 16:59Speaker 1: have to go body of an American. But the Doneygall
- 17:01Speaker 1: Express is my favorite Pope's song, and every every poke
- 17:09Speaker 1: song on this list has an amazing line. He has
- 17:12Speaker 1: the line a shit, a shave, a shower, half a
- 17:15Speaker 1: pint of powers, So that's how he starts his day,
- 17:18Speaker 1: shit shape, shower, half a pint of whiskey, because Powers
- 17:22Speaker 1: is a famous Irish whiskey. But the chorus is what
- 17:26Speaker 1: Joe loved. He says, Kahiah, you fuck come hell or
- 17:31Speaker 1: high water. I might have fucked your missus, but I
- 17:34Speaker 1: never fucked your daughter Italy. Uh So Joe used to
- 17:37Speaker 1: always get drunk and then yell, Cahia, you fuck to me? Yep,
- 17:46Speaker 1: oh man, great great song. It sure as in father Emmett,
- 17:51Speaker 1: I have a king dong down me semmit as any
- 17:54Speaker 1: girl will tell you from Kevin down to Clair. Uh yeah,
- 17:58Speaker 1: that's just that's great, great great song. So, but Body
- 18:02Speaker 1: of American is continuing.
- 18:05Speaker 5: Okay, here we go, Ryan, you ready, let's do it.
- 18:19Speaker 1: We're down at eight. Okay, Raady night and soho versus
- 18:25Speaker 1: bottle of smoke. You're gonna pick Raddy night.
- 18:27Speaker 4: And so hoo.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I disagree, but I but we're gonna have no,
- 18:34Speaker 1: We're gonna have rainy night in snow. Snow, yikes, move on.
- 18:39Speaker 1: Bottle of Smoke is a celebratory song. It's about placing
- 18:43Speaker 1: a very long shot horse racing bet and then it hits.
- 18:47Speaker 1: So the whole song is like the vibe is just like,
- 18:52Speaker 1: holy shit, I'm so happy. I like, I can't believe
- 18:55Speaker 1: my luck broke this way. My luck normally never does.
- 18:59Speaker 1: I I listened to this song when Obama was elected president.
- 19:03Speaker 1: I remember I was with my girlfriend Mary at the time,
- 19:07Speaker 1: who was a very uh intense Republican, Okay, and I
- 19:13Speaker 1: just was drinking whiskey and listening to the song and
- 19:15Speaker 1: she was so mad. But yeah, thanks to so many
- 19:20Speaker 1: great lines in this song. The day looks clear, the
- 19:23Speaker 1: sky was bright. He came up on the left like
- 19:25Speaker 1: a streak of light, like a drunken fuck on a
- 19:27Speaker 1: Saturday night. Up came the Bottle of Smoke, because that
- 19:30Speaker 1: was the name of the horse, and the chorus, which
- 19:33Speaker 1: is so happy, twenty fucking five to one. My gambling
- 19:36Speaker 1: days are done. I better a horse called a bottle
- 19:39Speaker 1: of Smoke, and my horse won. Priests and megans, priests
- 19:43Speaker 1: and maidens drunk as Pagan's fantastic line, slip a fifty
- 19:49Speaker 1: to the wife and four each brat a crisp New
- 19:51Speaker 1: five to give me a break on a Saturday night
- 19:54Speaker 1: when I had the bottle of smoke. So this song
- 20:00Speaker 1: makes me very happy, because sorry, what were you gonna say?
- 20:04Speaker 4: Oh, I said, this is on a flescha fall from
- 20:05Speaker 4: Grace of God. I did not know that. I thought
- 20:07Speaker 4: thus was on red roses for me.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, it's on a flectionaball from Grice of God.
- 20:12Speaker 1: This I always said that, like, oh, it's so great
- 20:16Speaker 1: to win a super Bowl. I wonder what that's like,
- 20:18Speaker 1: you know. I don't think a normal person ever experiences
- 20:21Speaker 1: like winning a super Bowl and what that must feel
- 20:23Speaker 1: like if you're Tom Brady. And I truly believe that
- 20:27Speaker 1: having CC through IVF and like having her born was
- 20:33Speaker 1: like my experience of winning a Super Bowl.
- 20:36Speaker 4: And I.
- 20:38Speaker 1: CEC loves Irish music because I listened to it so much,
- 20:41Speaker 1: And we always listen to this song and dance together.
- 20:43Speaker 1: I pick her up and I dance with her, and
- 20:45Speaker 1: I just think, you know the chorus, twenty fucking five
- 20:48Speaker 1: to one, My gambling days are done. I better no
- 20:51Speaker 1: horse caught a bottle of smoke and my horse won.
- 20:53Speaker 1: It's like the chances of cec existing were so small,
- 20:57Speaker 1: you know, beyond twenty five to one, and you know,
- 21:00Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about it. I don't have
- 21:01Speaker 1: to gamble on this anymore. I bet on a horse
- 21:05Speaker 1: caught a bottle smoke of my horse one. So like,
- 21:07Speaker 1: this song makes me just so unbelievably happy. But Ryan said,
- 21:13Speaker 1: it's it's done. Flush it down the toilet because my
- 21:18Speaker 1: dreams are stupid.
- 21:20Speaker 5: You know, Fuck you Ryan?
- 21:23Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan, thank you?
- 21:25Speaker 4: Ireland, Ireland please, that's why I lose it on.
- 21:33Speaker 1: You're mad at him.
- 21:34Speaker 4: I'm completely afraid to confront you, so I go to Ireland.
- 21:38Speaker 4: You know, Ireland. I'm sick of you.
- 21:40Speaker 1: I would love if you were like so hostiles worse
- 21:42Speaker 1: Ireland or Potato.
- 21:43Speaker 4: So threatened, like he's gonna take over.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Guys, guys, we talked about this.
- 21:48Speaker 4: So this is the score of The Batman by Michael Chaccino.
- 21:52Speaker 4: I don't love the timpany here, but.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Oh man, body of an American against Oh God, do
- 22:03Speaker 1: I have a tell me I didn't fuck up again?
- 22:06Speaker 4: And have Bobby American just won the three way dance.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Yeah, but now we're in. We're in the new round.
- 22:15Speaker 1: It was bottled Small versus Ringy Night, and soho, gotcha?
- 22:21Speaker 1: Tell me I didn't fuck this up? Okay, I think
- 22:24Speaker 1: I did.
- 22:27Speaker 4: Ireland, you're supposed to hold the ones that we discarded up,
- 22:32Speaker 4: and there's the cat Maker.
- 22:35Speaker 1: We'll take a break so I can figure this out. Yeah,
- 22:38Speaker 1: so we were just figuring out. I think I screwed
- 22:40Speaker 1: it up by doing it again by doing the three
- 22:42Speaker 1: way dance. But you know what, up and there's the
- 22:45Speaker 1: cat maker again. This is all just very fitting. This
- 22:47Speaker 1: is all just very fitting for while we're talking about
- 22:51Speaker 1: the band that they were. So it's all good. We'll
- 22:55Speaker 1: get there. Thanks for coming on the ride with us.
- 22:59Speaker 1: As the hat maker goes off, idiot.
- 23:04Speaker 4: All right, I can't hear on my end, so I
- 23:06Speaker 4: think it's okay.
- 23:07Speaker 1: But good. I'm gonna go with Waxies dargle Okay against
- 23:20Speaker 1: if I should fall from grace with God.
- 23:27Speaker 4: God, this is really tough. Waxes Dargle versus if I
- 23:37Speaker 4: should fall from grace with God because the angels won't
- 23:41Speaker 4: receive me, I would go if I should fall from
- 23:46Speaker 4: grace with God? Who am I kidding? I love Waxes
- 23:48Speaker 4: dargle though, but that's right.
- 23:49Speaker 1: I agree. I did want to mention that Waxes dargle
- 23:55Speaker 1: the symbol in the chorus where they go, So this
- 24:04Speaker 1: is there's this. This is a traditional Iris song and
- 24:07Speaker 1: it's from I don't think it's eight nineteenth century. It's
- 24:14Speaker 1: a nineteenth century pub song. Waxies dargle. The dargle is
- 24:22Speaker 1: a river I guess yeah, the river Dargle and Waxes
- 24:27Speaker 1: dargle was to be part of a fair but dude
- 24:30Speaker 1: to riotous behavior. The fair with closed in eighteen fifty five.
- 24:37Speaker 1: So when when they do the chorus, I want to
- 24:44Speaker 1: make sure I'm not screwing these lyrics up Waxes dargle,
- 24:49Speaker 1: Shut up, Chucky. Okay, what do you have? I'll have
- 24:56Speaker 1: a pint. I'll have a pint with you, sir, and
- 24:58Speaker 1: if one of you doesn't, orders soon be chucked out
- 25:00Speaker 1: of the boozer. So that symbol sound that I just
- 25:04Speaker 1: did with my finger is Spider Stacy the tin whistle
- 25:07Speaker 1: player taking a beer tray and cracking it over his
- 25:10Speaker 1: face repeatedly. So it makes me love that song even more.
- 25:19Speaker 1: There's more, there's a lot of Jewish racism in this song.
- 25:22Speaker 1: Ben so you'll appreciate that. And yeah, what do you have,
- 25:29Speaker 1: I'll have a pint. I'll have a pint with you, sir,
- 25:31Speaker 1: and if one he doesn't order, soon be checked out
- 25:33Speaker 1: of the boozer.
- 25:34Speaker 4: Chars isn't a band name.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is.
- 25:39Speaker 4: I don't know why. Yeah, very surprised. It is not
- 25:41Speaker 4: a band name the way it sounds.
- 25:42Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a nice piece of advice I got from
- 25:45Speaker 1: a little fishmonger. When the food is scarce and you
- 25:47Speaker 1: see the hearse, you know you died of hunger. Did
- 25:52Speaker 1: White City get eliminated? Maybe that's the one that we're missing.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Did White City get eliminated?
- 25:56Speaker 4: I don't remember because it was I'm not sure.
- 26:03Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it wouldn't win anyway. Nothing you do matters, okay,
- 26:14Speaker 1: Ireland Sireland, bastard, Nothing you do matter, all right. I
- 26:20Speaker 1: just gotta okay, I'm just gonna make an executive order
- 26:23Speaker 1: and I'm eliminating you're the one. But I do love
- 26:26Speaker 1: you're the one. This was a pope's song from a
- 26:30Speaker 1: circle of friends, and the reason why this works so
- 26:32Speaker 1: well it is a duet between Shane McGowan and this
- 26:38Speaker 1: woman that has a beautiful voice, like a beautiful traditional
- 26:43Speaker 1: singing voice, and she starts the song off and her
- 26:50Speaker 1: her voice is like stunning, and then you're, yeah, very ethereal.
- 26:55Speaker 1: And then when it's his turn to chime in, you
- 26:57Speaker 1: just hear like and you're like whoa, whoa, which is.
- 27:00Speaker 4: Very such a great.
- 27:04Speaker 5: Sound.
- 27:05Speaker 4: You're like, okay, but it works. That's it's bizarre how
- 27:09Speaker 4: it works.
- 27:10Speaker 1: I think about you as the sun, so you're everywhere
- 27:16Speaker 1: I go, Oh, Darling, I know you the one.
- 27:21Speaker 4: The ending is so great too.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Moya Brennan and Shane McGowan.
- 27:27Speaker 4: Because it was a funny how the circle turns, and
- 27:29Speaker 4: she's like, funny how the flame still burns. It was
- 27:31Speaker 4: really good. I like that ending on You are the
- 27:35Speaker 4: what is it?
- 27:37Speaker 1: I drowned myself and you. I wish that I could
- 27:44Speaker 1: let you know. I think about you as the sun,
- 27:46Speaker 1: so you're everywhere I go, Darling, you know the one. Yeah,
- 27:52Speaker 1: that's okay.
- 27:54Speaker 4: What's the what's the What year is the movie out?
- 27:57Speaker 4: Is it ninety five?
- 27:58Speaker 1: I think ninety four is what I said. I can
- 28:02Speaker 1: check a circle of.
- 28:05Speaker 4: Friends and a circle of life.
- 28:09Speaker 1: You're right, circle of friends. I actually random, this is
- 28:15Speaker 1: a total Ryan move. Random the I always get really
- 28:19Speaker 1: mad on movies I don't I want to watch are
- 28:21Speaker 1: not on streaming anywhere, because it's like the that's the
- 28:24Speaker 1: difference between DVDs and streaming is it's very rare that
- 28:28Speaker 1: a DVD is just doesn't exist for a movie, it happens,
- 28:32Speaker 1: but like most movies that we've heard of, a on
- 28:34Speaker 1: DVD but then randomly, like Circle of Friends, you just nope,
- 28:38Speaker 1: you can't watch it anywhere. You want to see Circle
- 28:40Speaker 1: of Friends, fuck you because it's not on streaming anywhere.
- 28:43Speaker 1: So I bought a DVD of a Circle of Friends
- 28:47Speaker 1: and of Sin of a Woman in the same purchase
- 28:52Speaker 1: about both because I had never seen either really yeah,
- 28:57Speaker 1: and they were only available either not at all or
- 29:01Speaker 1: to own for like twenty bucks. So I bought a
- 29:04Speaker 1: Blu ray of each because each were cheaper than buying
- 29:07Speaker 1: it on streaming.
- 29:09Speaker 4: Oh, I'm curious what you think of Some of a Woman.
- 29:11Speaker 1: I haven't watched either yet, which is unfortunate.
- 29:15Speaker 4: Who ah, yeah, many people think's worst performance. You want
- 29:19Speaker 4: the best actor for it?
- 29:20Speaker 1: Yeah he won Best Actor for that.
- 29:22Speaker 4: Yeah, that was right, Jimmy, fuck you too, yeah. Yeah,
- 29:28Speaker 4: whatever their names.
- 29:28Speaker 1: Are, Well, that's that Paul Wright, like, shout out to Paul, right,
- 29:32Speaker 1: the greatest Pacino impression of all time. He was it
- 29:34Speaker 1: was the recruit, right, yes, and this is the impression
- 29:40Speaker 1: because this trailer was everywhere. It was Colin Farrell and Pacino, right, yes, yeah,
- 29:46Speaker 1: this is the trailer and this is what Paul always did,
- 29:50Speaker 1: rule number one, do.
- 29:57Speaker 4: Not get caught.
- 30:02Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, I'm so sick of seeing
- 30:04Speaker 1: because this came out wh we were in high school.
- 30:06Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, that trailer was on all
- 30:10Speaker 1: the time. He always played that line I loved.
- 30:13Speaker 4: When we saw that movie spoiled twenty sorry twenty four
- 30:19Speaker 4: year old spoiler for this movie. When we came out
- 30:22Speaker 4: of the theater, Paul grabbed me by the shoulders and
- 30:25Speaker 4: fell to his knees because Paccino's last line, I believe
- 30:27Speaker 4: Pacino is shot and he just looks up at palm
- 30:31Speaker 4: frowns like you gott it would miss, I'm say, judge
- 30:36Speaker 4: of talent. And Paul did this and in the movie
- 30:38Speaker 4: theater lobby and fell over on his face. It was amazing.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Stop it, Chuckie, you bet. He just stole some of
- 30:46Speaker 1: the pieces of paper he does not want.
- 30:49Speaker 4: Uh. Yeah, he probably ate White City. He don't want
- 30:52Speaker 4: it to win.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, stop it.
- 30:54Speaker 5: Fuck off.
- 30:55Speaker 1: No, he's chewing the wires. He's such a bastard.
- 30:59Speaker 4: He's trying to end the show.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Well, who isn't These days I've been trying to do
- 31:03Speaker 1: the same. Uh do you hear the ad reads? I mean,
- 31:07Speaker 1: my god, if those aren't a cry for help, yep,
- 31:11Speaker 1: these two could even could win in my opinion, Body
- 31:14Speaker 1: of an American versus Streams of Whiskey.
- 31:19Speaker 4: Personally streams of Whiskey.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Okay, I agree with you. The Body of an American,
- 31:27Speaker 1: for those who don't know, heavily featured on the Wire.
- 31:29Speaker 1: It's the most heavily featured wire poge song. But in
- 31:34Speaker 1: this song is about somebody who dies and the body
- 31:38Speaker 1: of an American, hence the title. And I'm pulling this up.
- 31:45Speaker 1: It starts out really really slow and then becomes a
- 31:48Speaker 1: fast song. This song is perfect. But it's the Cadillac
- 31:52Speaker 1: stood by the house and the Yanks they were within.
- 31:55Speaker 1: So this is like the funeral. We turned and shook
- 31:59Speaker 1: as we had because you know, you see all the
- 32:00Speaker 1: Cadillacs outside and all the Americans are inside for the funeral.
- 32:04Speaker 1: We turned and shook as we had a look in
- 32:05Speaker 1: the room where the dead men lay. Big Jim Dwyer
- 32:09Speaker 1: made his last trip to the shores where his fathers lay.
- 32:12Speaker 1: So then it picks up from there. This is so beautiful,
- 32:19Speaker 1: and this makes me think of Shannon. This morning on
- 32:21Speaker 1: the harbor, when I said goodbye to you. I remember
- 32:24Speaker 1: how I swore that I come back to you one day.
- 32:27Speaker 1: And as the sunset came to meet the evening on
- 32:29Speaker 1: the hill, I told you I'd always loved you, always did,
- 32:32Speaker 1: I always will. And the chorus when he sings that,
- 32:37Speaker 1: the chorus, he says, fairly well gone away. There's nothing
- 32:41Speaker 1: left to say but say a d to your eyes
- 32:44Speaker 1: as blue as the water in the bay. Just fantastic.
- 32:48Speaker 1: But in the in the wire, whenever a police officer
- 32:52Speaker 1: who's in their friend group dies, they go to a bar.
- 32:56Speaker 1: They get annihilated drunk and they have the funeral home,
- 33:01Speaker 1: put the corpse on the pool table on the bar,
- 33:05Speaker 1: and at the end of the night, everybody screams this song.
- 33:09Speaker 1: They blast on the jukebox and everybody gathers around the
- 33:12Speaker 1: body on the pool table and sings this song. And
- 33:16Speaker 1: it's just amazing, so sad to see it go, I
- 33:23Speaker 1: would be okay with this or streams of Whiskey. Either
- 33:26Speaker 1: one are fantastic, but we're putting that away. And the
- 33:31Speaker 1: final matchup before the championship round is Rainy Night in
- 33:36Speaker 1: Soho versus if I should fall from Grace with God.
- 33:46Speaker 4: I'm gonna go right Night in Soho. But I think
- 33:47Speaker 4: these songs, if you were critical of these, both are equal.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Yes, I would go. I would. I'm okay with your
- 33:56Speaker 1: choice there. I'm not gonna argue. I'd probably pick if
- 33:59Speaker 1: I should fall from Grace with God.
- 34:00Speaker 4: But I mean, do you feel like Rainy Knight and Soho?
- 34:03Speaker 4: I think a lot of criticism, but like when I
- 34:05Speaker 4: read about people think it's kind of like a lesser
- 34:07Speaker 4: version of fairy Tale of New York, very romantic, very orchestral.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
- 34:16Speaker 4: I think they're going for very different things, but still, yeah,
- 34:19Speaker 4: it will elaborate on that. One is just kind of
- 34:23Speaker 4: like I feel like, because fairy Till New York is
- 34:29Speaker 4: just so Christmas and it's just obviously it's like lyrically different,
- 34:34Speaker 4: but and rain Knight and Soho is just like just
- 34:37Speaker 4: a great love song it and it's also just kind
- 34:42Speaker 4: of It's not as darker as other songs they have,
- 34:44Speaker 4: but it has that tinge of darkness to it, where
- 34:46Speaker 4: like people in their lives fell away, but them.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Yes, you know some of the we watch our friends
- 34:52Speaker 1: grow up together. We saw them as they fell. Some
- 34:54Speaker 1: of them fell into heaven, some of them fell into hell.
- 34:58Speaker 1: The very end of the song, I think is so
- 35:00Speaker 1: fantastic when he says the song is nearly over. We
- 35:07Speaker 1: may never find out what it means. But there's a
- 35:09Speaker 1: light I hold before me. And you're the measure of
- 35:11Speaker 1: my dreams, the measure of my dreams. So, which is
- 35:15Speaker 1: very similar to the line in fairy Tale of New York.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I build my dreams around you, because in fairy Tale
- 35:23Speaker 1: the woman says you took my dreams from me the
- 35:29Speaker 1: day I found you, and he says, I kept them
- 35:32Speaker 1: with me, Babe, I put them with my own. You
- 35:34Speaker 1: can't make it all alone. I build my dreams around you.
- 35:37Speaker 1: So and Rainy and I and so. He is saying,
- 35:40Speaker 1: you're the measure of my dreams, like you are it,
- 35:43Speaker 1: and all other dreams in my life like are in
- 35:48Speaker 1: comparison to that, like you are it. But it is sad, Yeah,
- 35:55Speaker 1: so it is against streams of Whiskey, and what is
- 35:58Speaker 1: your choice?
- 36:00Speaker 4: I think to go with what these guys do the
- 36:04Speaker 4: best streams of whiskey.
- 36:06Speaker 1: All right, well, I'm glad you said that I was
- 36:07Speaker 1: gonna have to put my foot down and overrule you.
- 36:09Speaker 1: But streams of Whiskey is that is how I kicked
- 36:13Speaker 1: off karaoke at my birthday last weekend. Streams of Whiskey
- 36:18Speaker 1: is one of my favorite songs of all time. I
- 36:21Speaker 1: think it might have been two on our three on
- 36:25Speaker 1: my list.
- 36:26Speaker 4: It has a phenomenal energy. It just rocks, like as
- 36:30Speaker 4: corny as that sounds, it just moves so well.
- 36:32Speaker 1: So Brendan Bean is an Irish excuse me is an
- 36:36Speaker 1: Irish author who was an alcoholic okay, and he's like
- 36:40Speaker 1: a modern Irish author. He lived from nineteen twenty three
- 36:45Speaker 1: to nineteen sixty four, so he died at forty one,
- 36:49Speaker 1: and he was friends with Jackie Gleason. He was like
- 36:51Speaker 1: very trendy popular at the time he was alive, and
- 36:55Speaker 1: he was a hero of Shanemcgwans. So the opening line
- 36:59Speaker 1: is last night I slept, I dreamt I met with Bean.
- 37:02Speaker 1: So he's talking about like he meets Brendan Bean, and
- 37:06Speaker 1: they basically determine I'm going where streams of whiskey are flowing.
- 37:15Speaker 1: And I've curs bled and sworn, jump aale and landed
- 37:18Speaker 1: up in jail. Life has often tried to stretch me,
- 37:20Speaker 1: but the rope always went slack. And now that I
- 37:23Speaker 1: have a pile, I'll go down to the chelsea, I'll
- 37:25Speaker 1: walk it in my feet and I'll leave there.
- 37:27Speaker 5: On my back.
- 37:29Speaker 1: And it's kind of like and this is, you know,
- 37:31Speaker 1: kind of dark, but basically the messages I'm happy because
- 37:35Speaker 1: I have drinking and nobody can take that away from me.
- 37:41Speaker 1: So I used to post this on Facebook every Saint
- 37:45Speaker 1: Patrick's Day for years. This is probably my favorite Poe's
- 37:48Speaker 1: lyric of all time. He's talking about Brendan Bean in
- 37:54Speaker 1: his dream. They're hanging out drinking. He says the words
- 37:57Speaker 1: that he spoke seem the wisest of philosophies. And then
- 38:01Speaker 1: this is the line Ryan, there's nothing ever gained by
- 38:05Speaker 1: a wet thing called a tear, so there's no point
- 38:08Speaker 1: of being sad because and this is the next line,
- 38:12Speaker 1: When the world is too dark and I need the
- 38:14Speaker 1: light inside of me, I'll walk into a bar and
- 38:17Speaker 1: drink fifteen pints of beer.
- 38:20Speaker 4: So wow.
- 38:23Speaker 1: This has the music video, very old, interesting video. This
- 38:28Speaker 1: is nineteen eighty four.
- 38:30Speaker 4: Wow wow. I should also since we were leaving this
- 38:36Speaker 4: here rainy night and soho if people want to listen
- 38:40Speaker 4: to it. There are two versions of it, the one
- 38:44Speaker 4: that is a bonus track on Rumsodomy and the Lash,
- 38:47Speaker 4: which is which is I think is the verse on Spotify.
- 38:50Speaker 4: Is different because it was released on an EP called
- 38:54Speaker 4: Love This title Polgatry in Motion fucking great cover, great title,
- 39:00Speaker 4: Our photo is incredible of themand it's fucking great. The
- 39:04Speaker 4: Pogatry in Motion version is a Canadian and US mix
- 39:07Speaker 4: of the song where they added obo. I looked it
- 39:10Speaker 4: up before we did the show today because I was like,
- 39:12Speaker 4: it sounds so different and I don't know why, and
- 39:16Speaker 4: that is the reason why they try to make it,
- 39:17Speaker 4: I guess more like whimsical. But I highly recommend the
- 39:22Speaker 4: Rumasodamine the Lash ponus track version. That's the best version
- 39:25Speaker 4: of that song.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Okay, good to know. And we also should mention that
- 39:29Speaker 1: the what is the name the Pogues derived from Ryan
- 39:33Speaker 1: do you know?
- 39:34Speaker 4: Is the phrase poge mahone, which is kiss my arse.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Yes, it is poge mahone, the Irish expression that means
- 39:42Speaker 1: kiss my ass for arse as Ireland do Potato says,
- 39:47Speaker 1: And they're actually called poge mahone, and then they got
- 39:49Speaker 1: shortened to the Pogues because they thought it would be easier.
- 39:54Speaker 4: So they're kisses, is their name, the kisses? That that
- 39:58Speaker 4: is right? Pos is poe kiss? Okay, yeah?
- 40:01Speaker 6: Or no?
- 40:03Speaker 1: I think I think so pogue mahone meaning like my
- 40:06Speaker 1: ass and actually in the wire because there's I think
- 40:09Speaker 1: David Simon was like obsessed with the Pogues. There's two
- 40:13Speaker 1: alcoholic detectives that suck and Daniels has is like forced
- 40:17Speaker 1: to put them on the team and one of them
- 40:19Speaker 1: actually like intentionally falls downstairs to go on disability. But
- 40:23Speaker 1: they are Detective Polk and detective mahone.
- 40:29Speaker 4: So looking up at phonetically on wictionary, pogue is kiss
- 40:35Speaker 4: Moe is my phone or I'm pronouncing it butchering itly,
- 40:40Speaker 4: butchering itly? Well, that made no sense? Is buttocks are
- 40:44Speaker 4: spum ass but rear back aft stern. Interesting?
- 40:49Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Polk.
- 40:51Speaker 4: They are the kisses, which is great.
- 40:53Speaker 1: So that you made me think of this, so a
- 40:55Speaker 1: mixed martial artist have like really badass nicknames for the
- 40:59Speaker 1: most part, you know, like I'm just a couple come
- 41:03Speaker 1: to mind. Rampage, the Spider, the Mexecutioner, the Punisher.
- 41:11Speaker 4: Wow.
- 41:12Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Mexicuer is a fucking great name. But
- 41:15Speaker 1: I looked up. I was looking at Heath Herring who
- 41:18Speaker 1: was a mixed martial artist from Texas, and he fought
- 41:23Speaker 1: in two thousand and five, and the note it was
- 41:26Speaker 1: against Yoshi Hero Nakao in Japan, and the note was
- 41:32Speaker 1: Yoshi Hero Nakao kissed Heath Herring during the pre match stardown,
- 41:37Speaker 1: after which Herring knocked him unconscious with a punch, rendering
- 41:42Speaker 1: him unable to continue before the fight began. It was
- 41:45Speaker 1: originally ruled a d Q victory for Nikau and was
- 41:49Speaker 1: later changed to a no contest. So loved this. So
- 41:53Speaker 1: I clicked on the Wikipedia page for Yoshi Hero Nicou
- 41:57Speaker 1: and it says yoshikiro Nakao born June twenty fifth, nineteen
- 42:01Speaker 1: seventy two, height five eleven wait two fifteen, nickname kiss Alight.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Why no she in this corner?
- 42:15Speaker 1: Yoshi Hero kiss Nicow.
- 42:19Speaker 4: How scared are you when you're his competitor? You're just like,
- 42:21Speaker 4: what does this even mean?
- 42:23Speaker 1: But you should watch the clip heath hearing. It's literally
- 42:26Speaker 1: they go up to do the stairdown. The fight's about
- 42:28Speaker 1: to begin, and the referees like, I want to clean
- 42:30Speaker 1: good fight, you know, touch gloves, go to your corners
- 42:33Speaker 1: and their right nose to nose. Yoshi here on the
- 42:35Speaker 1: cow kisses him on the lips. He's hearing his body language.
- 42:39Speaker 1: He just seems extremely disappointed. It's actually really funny. He
- 42:43Speaker 1: just kind of goes like, oh really, and then he
- 42:46Speaker 1: just knocks him unconscious as they're just standing there before
- 42:49Speaker 1: the fight starts, and it's like, I mean, yeah, would
- 42:52Speaker 1: you Ryan, let me ask you this. Would you go
- 42:54Speaker 1: up to a heavyweight MMA fighter who you thought was
- 42:57Speaker 1: probably straight and as a stranger kiss him on the Uh?
- 43:02Speaker 4: Probably not? I mean I wouldn't approach many of UFC fighters.
- 43:06Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh good god, what did I just do?
- 43:09Speaker 6: Oh?
- 43:13Speaker 4: What do you train for this fight?
- 43:15Speaker 6: Nah?
- 43:17Speaker 1: I'm just going in with a kiss.
- 43:19Speaker 4: I would just think it's like it's a suicide mission.
- 43:21Speaker 4: That's what you're there to do, Like you're truly there
- 43:22Speaker 4: to have yourself get killed.
- 43:23Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a comic cOZmic kiss mission. I respect that. Well. Ryan,
- 43:30Speaker 1: I just want to thank you for doing this and
- 43:32Speaker 1: indulging me.
- 43:32Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 43:34Speaker 1: We'll see the I love how we watched ten movies
- 43:38Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, we scheduled this plod during
- 43:40Speaker 1: the Oscars.
- 43:40Speaker 5: Do you care?
- 43:41Speaker 1: And then Ryan was like, no, I don't care. I
- 43:42Speaker 1: don't watch the Oscars, and I was like, yeah, I
- 43:44Speaker 1: don't really care either, and then I thought, why did
- 43:46Speaker 1: we watch the ten nominees.
- 43:49Speaker 4: It's actually a great point, I was. Actually I was
- 43:51Speaker 4: saying this to Mark recently. I have not watched a
- 43:53Speaker 4: ceremony like full like I'll watched clips on YouTube. Since
- 43:56Speaker 4: two thousand and nine, I have not watched a single.
- 43:58Speaker 1: I actually do watch it, ye, I don't really care,
- 44:01Speaker 1: but I always think, like you watch the movies, you
- 44:04Speaker 1: should if you watched all ten movies, you should just
- 44:07Speaker 1: see who wins. So I typically do watch it with Shannon,
- 44:10Speaker 1: but I don't really care.
- 44:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know feel like the important stuff there's
- 44:15Speaker 4: resurfaces and whatever, but also like it just gets so long.
- 44:19Speaker 4: I mean I should complain about that, but I know
- 44:21Speaker 4: this year they're starting an earlier. I started at seven.
- 44:23Speaker 1: This year, yeah, they did, which is crazy I didn't
- 44:26Speaker 1: realize that it's seven to ten. I thought it would
- 44:29Speaker 1: be it's normally eleven to two.
- 44:32Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, be amazing. Good morning, Good morning everyone,
- 44:39Speaker 4: and welcome to the Oscars.
- 44:40Speaker 1: That is absolutely insane about Alan Carr the thing I
- 44:43Speaker 1: sent you with Rob Low so I didn't know this
- 44:46Speaker 1: has happened. But in the eighties, the guy who made
- 44:48Speaker 1: Greece and Greece Too, he was literally he was like
- 44:51Speaker 1: a flamboyantly gay man in Hollywood who made grease and
- 44:56Speaker 1: was known for having like really elaborate parties, and they
- 45:00Speaker 1: hired him to produce the Oscars because of that. And
- 45:05Speaker 1: he had just seen a musical called, Oh fuck, do
- 45:10Speaker 1: you remember what it was called? I don't, I'm gonna
- 45:13Speaker 1: look it up. But he had just seen a musical
- 45:16Speaker 1: where it was like an adult version of snow White.
- 45:21Speaker 1: It was kind of like, uh, this fuck, what is
- 45:25Speaker 1: it called? Alan Carr? I'll look it up. Snow White
- 45:29Speaker 1: in the Academy Awards is a chapter on his Wikipedia page.
- 45:33Speaker 1: But he had just seen he had just seen Beach
- 45:35Speaker 1: Blanket Babylon, and he literally was like, oh, there's snow
- 45:38Speaker 1: White in this. She's a completely unknown actress. It's a.
- 45:42Speaker 1: It was a play, and he uh hired the actress
- 45:47Speaker 1: in the play playing snow White to host the Oscars.
- 45:53Speaker 1: She was a completely unknown actress and she's in character
- 45:56Speaker 1: as snow White and she does a musical duet to
- 46:01Speaker 1: what's the song Proud Proud Mary for with Rob Loo,
- 46:05Speaker 1: who cannot sing for twelve minutes. Twelve minutes of the
- 46:12Speaker 1: Oscars was this, and it was Disney sued them because
- 46:18Speaker 1: they were like, you don't have the rights to snow White,
- 46:20Speaker 1: which I assumed they would have cleared that ahead of time.
- 46:23Speaker 1: Disney later dropped the lawsuit, which would have literally ended
- 46:27Speaker 1: the Oscars if they did not drop the lawsuit, because
- 46:30Speaker 1: they would have been bankrupted the Academy of Arts and
- 46:33Speaker 1: Scientists or whatever it's called. And it was so it
- 46:37Speaker 1: was such a disaster that Alan Carr, who was this
- 46:40Speaker 1: like respected famous producer, never worked again, never did anything
- 46:44Speaker 1: because the Oscars were so bad.
- 46:47Speaker 4: It's very it's a it's a known oscar like I
- 46:54Speaker 4: remember the whole like the Moonlight and La La Land
- 46:58Speaker 4: mix up thing. There was a lot of articles about
- 47:00Speaker 4: like famous oscar situations like the Streaker when Brando didn't
- 47:06Speaker 4: show up and I forget her name showed up instead
- 47:10Speaker 4: of him, and she famously like pushed Roger Roger Moore
- 47:14Speaker 4: away from him from her with the like she'd refused
- 47:17Speaker 4: the Oscar for Brando in public, the Hathaway and James
- 47:21Speaker 4: Franco Oscars. There was just a whole list of that's.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Blown a way out of proportion. The Hathaway Franco Oscars.
- 47:27Speaker 4: I agree. I think more of it was the case
- 47:30Speaker 4: too of like she was kind of just doing it,
- 47:34Speaker 4: like she was kind of like just buying into the act,
- 47:36Speaker 4: good or bad, and he was just not selling her.
- 47:38Speaker 4: He was not putting her over, if you will, so
- 47:43Speaker 4: like it was I think that was kind of the
- 47:45Speaker 4: thing about it. And also like hosting these things are
- 47:49Speaker 4: just not I don't think that easy, even people whom
- 47:52Speaker 4: like this would be a home run host. Like I
- 47:53Speaker 4: thought Chris Rock would be an amazing host when he
- 47:55Speaker 4: hosted that year, and he had some really funny lines,
- 47:57Speaker 4: but it wasn't great, Like it's just kind of hard.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And I read a list of people who
- 48:04Speaker 1: are banned from the Oscars. It was not interesting, it's
- 48:06Speaker 1: not worth reading, but it was only there was only
- 48:09Speaker 1: three categories of people who were banned there was Will
- 48:12Speaker 1: Smith was one category. The other category was people who
- 48:16Speaker 1: got caught giving away their screeners. Okay, and then uh,
- 48:21Speaker 1: because you get screeners like of these movies and you're
- 48:25Speaker 1: not supposed to distribute them in any way. And then
- 48:27Speaker 1: the third category was all of the people that got
- 48:30Speaker 1: busted in the Me Too movement for sexual assault. So
- 48:33Speaker 1: it's like Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, some producer I'd never
- 48:37Speaker 1: heard of who was convicted and I love, I loved
- 48:40Speaker 1: how like the producer I'd never heard of. I can't
- 48:43Speaker 1: remember his name. He was a known convicted sex offender.
- 48:46Speaker 1: But then in Me Too, the Oscars was like, oh,
- 48:50Speaker 1: by the way, yeah, like everybody knows he's a convicted
- 48:53Speaker 1: sex offender. So it kind of looks bad now, So
- 48:55Speaker 1: were he's banned?
- 48:56Speaker 4: What is Richard Gears reason for? He is famously banned
- 49:02Speaker 4: from the Oscars. Yeah, that's a thing with him.
- 49:06Speaker 6: I know that.
- 49:07Speaker 4: I think as if it's protesting with Tibet. I could
- 49:10Speaker 4: be wrong. I'm probably miss.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Oh so so he okay, so he's not banned?
- 49:18Speaker 5: He was?
- 49:21Speaker 4: He was.
- 49:24Speaker 1: He was not asked to present because usually, like major
- 49:27Speaker 1: A list, relevant actors are asked to present Awards from
- 49:31Speaker 1: nineteen ninety three to twenty thirteen. He was never asked
- 49:35Speaker 1: to present because he gave an impromptu speech about Tibet
- 49:40Speaker 1: and denounced China's human human rights violations in Tibet, which
- 49:45Speaker 1: he just ad libbed this on TV and people. The
- 49:48Speaker 1: Academy was pissed and they didn't ask him to come
- 49:51Speaker 1: back for twenty years, but he could still like go
- 49:53Speaker 1: to the Oscars.
- 49:54Speaker 4: Interesting. You know what's fascinating to me too is when
- 49:58Speaker 4: they nominate people who don't go up and they're not banned,
- 50:01Speaker 4: and they also nominate them again.
- 50:04Speaker 1: Well, I think that that it was very cool and
- 50:06Speaker 1: trendy for a while to not go, and I feel
- 50:09Speaker 1: like that's not the case anymore.
- 50:11Speaker 4: I feel like it's it's like trendy to not go
- 50:13Speaker 4: is like if you're a guest. But I feel like
- 50:17Speaker 4: I just think it's odd that, like when someone like
- 50:20Speaker 4: summarily dismisses the Academy, like it's a very famous you
- 50:24Speaker 4: can find it on Google. Letter from ingmar Berkman, the
- 50:27Speaker 4: Sweetish director who is Like one of his movies was
- 50:30Speaker 4: nominated for Best Foreign Language Film when he wrote this
- 50:32Speaker 4: letter of like please remove this and any other future
- 50:35Speaker 4: movies from your consideration. Thank you, And that's what that's
- 50:37Speaker 4: what the letter says, like please buck off, and like
- 50:39Speaker 4: it's like they still nominated him for like twenty years after,
- 50:42Speaker 4: like for any movie he made. It's so bizarre to me. Yeah.
- 50:45Speaker 1: One thing I realized when I got older is like
- 50:47Speaker 1: people who are viewed as really really cool, you almost
- 50:51Speaker 1: view them as if they're smarter, like they figured out
- 50:54Speaker 1: something that we didn't figure out to be viewed as
- 50:56Speaker 1: so cool. And I realized that that's not true. Because
- 50:59Speaker 1: Marlon Brando didn't go to the Oscars because he was
- 51:01Speaker 1: a psychopath. And it's fine to not go to the Oscars.
- 51:04Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're crazy to not go, but it's like,
- 51:07Speaker 1: why did Marlon Brando not go? Because he was a
- 51:09Speaker 1: fucking weirdo and a really difficult person. And then Bacino
- 51:13Speaker 1: is viewed as like really really cool and he used
- 51:15Speaker 1: to not go And then they asked Pacino, why did
- 51:17Speaker 1: you not go? And he said, the coolest person I
- 51:19Speaker 1: knew was Brando and he didn't go, So I just
- 51:21Speaker 1: did whatever Brando did. Like these people they put their
- 51:25Speaker 1: pants on one leg at a time. These people are
- 51:26Speaker 1: not fucking geniuses.
- 51:28Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, an, I think family. I think when uh,
- 51:33Speaker 4: Woody Allen when what one best picture? Oh my god,
- 51:38Speaker 4: why Andy hall one best picture? He was in a
- 51:41Speaker 4: jazz band and he's like, oh, we had practice that day.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Yeah, that's of course, what do you allan? Yeah, let's
- 51:48Speaker 1: not even get into that. I don't think he's even banned.
- 51:50Speaker 1: I don't think Woody Allen is banded.
- 51:51Speaker 4: I don't think.
- 51:52Speaker 1: And it's so weird how it was like before. I
- 51:54Speaker 1: think it was before me too, but it was so weird,
- 51:58Speaker 1: Like didn't Scarlet Johansson come out and Woody Allen and
- 52:01Speaker 1: like all these people came out and defended Woody Allen.
- 52:03Speaker 1: It's like, what what are we doing?
- 52:05Speaker 4: Oh?
- 52:05Speaker 1: Also, Roman Polansky is banned. Oh congrats Oscars for banning
- 52:10Speaker 1: Roman Plansky, who won't set foot in the United States
- 52:13Speaker 1: because he will be arrested for raping a fourteen year
- 52:15Speaker 1: old girl. Congrats banning him on the Oscars because he
- 52:19Speaker 1: was gonna show up and you were gonna turn him away.
- 52:22Speaker 4: Imagine it like a live capture on television, Like he wins,
- 52:26Speaker 4: he like looks around, he walks on stage, and we
- 52:28Speaker 4: got him. Like on South Park when they kill Osama
- 52:31Speaker 4: bin Laden. Yeah, yeah, it's it's uh yeah, it's definitely
- 52:35Speaker 4: a backwards perspective on all this, but it's weird, Like,
- 52:41Speaker 4: like the one that always gets me is like Terrence
- 52:44Speaker 4: Malick has been nominated I think three times over a
- 52:47Speaker 4: very long span of time. Never goes never well.
- 52:50Speaker 1: Terrence Malick is also pretty.
- 52:51Speaker 4: Odd, definitely, but I just think it's bizarre that, like,
- 52:55Speaker 4: are they thinking if they invite him, they're drawing him out?
- 52:59Speaker 4: I just I don't know, it's odd, Like I just
- 53:01Speaker 4: think it's like if the person is like, I'm not
- 53:03Speaker 4: interested in this, shouldn't the hubbub of this be like, well,
- 53:07Speaker 4: how dare he's to nominate him anymore? You know what
- 53:09Speaker 4: I mean? Like that's why I assume.
- 53:11Speaker 1: I don't think.
- 53:12Speaker 4: I know.
- 53:12Speaker 1: I'm glad that they don't handle it that way like people.
- 53:15Speaker 1: I think it's fascinating when people win and they're not there,
- 53:19Speaker 1: and I don't think you should be banned. I respect that.
- 53:24Speaker 4: I like the people who leave. I think it's very funny.
- 53:26Speaker 4: So when you hear about that the people who leave
- 53:28Speaker 4: the show after, well, I think Leo didn't.
- 53:32Speaker 1: Go to he didn't go to a lot of the
- 53:33Speaker 1: Award shows this year, but he's going to the Oscars
- 53:35Speaker 1: because I think he's like making a movie with Scorsese
- 53:38Speaker 1: right now.
- 53:39Speaker 4: Also, I think I don't think he's like running in
- 53:42Speaker 4: my opinion for like next after this, I don't think
- 53:44Speaker 4: he's trying, nor would he have to be.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Yeah, Timothy Shallow, Holy shit, CHUCKI just jumps on my shoulders.
- 53:51Speaker 1: And but oh so somebody sent me my friend and
- 53:57Speaker 1: work sent me an Instagram post of what what your
- 54:00Speaker 1: favorite Best Picture nominee says about you? And for Marty Supreme,
- 54:04Speaker 1: it was like, if your favorite Best Picture nominee is
- 54:06Speaker 1: Marty Supreme, it means and then there would be like
- 54:09Speaker 1: a line for every movie. And the Marty suprem on
- 54:11Speaker 1: was you think Whiplash is motivational? And I thought that
- 54:15Speaker 1: was great, Wow, perfect, perfect.
- 54:19Speaker 4: You think Whiplash is motivational? Doesn't he get hit by
- 54:22Speaker 4: a car and keeps going? Yeah?
- 54:24Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, Keema Sabi. I'm gonna
- 54:28Speaker 1: go watch the Oscars and see what movie wins. And
- 54:33Speaker 1: should I complain about the Oscars being woke or will
- 54:36Speaker 1: it go in another direction? We'll find out. We'll see
- 54:39Speaker 1: based on my tweets.
- 54:40Speaker 4: Please yeah, everyone ignore those, but thank you. This was
- 54:45Speaker 4: a lot of fun. It was great to hear these
- 54:46Speaker 4: two as well.
- 54:47Speaker 1: And the next podcast we do has to be with Ben.
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