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Episode 70: That 70th Show · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What to do, what it do. What it do it is your boy,
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  Andrew Schultz, AKA mr. Goody Two-Shoes and who am I
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  with Joseph? Huggins AKA old man.
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  Huggy talk shit or get off the pot.
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  What episode is it number 70? Welcome motherfucker.
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  Yeah, I I use a dab on my way and I won't lose like this.
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  Hey yeah, I'm at like a fool with this.
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  Yeah. I'ma go with this.
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  I yeah, I can forward gears. And my boy, Joseph is on mute oh
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  unmuted. I was not a mutant on the stream
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  but I was I muted on yours. What's up man?
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  How goes it? Good to see you man.
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  Yeah, you too, how are you same old shit?
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  Just got done watching that trashy-ass football game.
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  So, rather than put any money down on a good Lord.
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  What are you thinking about? Putting it on TCU?
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  I mean if I you're going to bet on anyone that's who you'd want
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  to bet on just so you can make some money.
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  Yeah, I guess he could have took the points.
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  Or laid the laid the points I should say with Georgia because
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  they beat him by 50 fucking eight points.
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  Yeah, I don't say, I don't think that's true.
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  I don't think the spread was like that.
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  I'm saying you could have got like even odds if you like
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  spotted like TCU 14 or something, I think.
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  Yeah, true true. But that's what was it?
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  65 to 70, 65 to 7. Go dogs.
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  No dogs, brother, that's so bad. That's, that's what happens when
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  you come to Sanford, Stadium, you wear the white base and then
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  you put the black in the red and it pops and it pops that's like
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  red curry on a tackle. But such a, that's such a good
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  video. It so Old school.
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  You think? I think visors there's a, I'm
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  telling you right now that visors coming off.
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  Clean off. Yeah, that kids epic.
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  That's such an epic video to be that person from that video
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  would be like, that's a lifetime achievement.
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  There's like, no, I can only go down from there because that's
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  so gold. It's one of my favorite YouTube
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  videos. Like, yeah, I watch that every
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  once in a while. Yeah.
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  Me and the quad me in the quad. Like we cannot watch that video
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  without, like, both of us, like, like going out of breath
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  laughing. Like, it's like, it's like one
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  or two videos. The other ones.
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  This guy called stone-cold e.t. Okay, he wears an e.t. mask and
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  he goes into a White Castle drive-through but he's Stone
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  Cold, Steve Austin as e.t. So he's like, because up he's
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  like, he's a stone-cold ET. I want a little White Castle.
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  A little cheese, a little onion, is a cool.
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  Give me a hell? Yeah, it's like what he's like
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  when I'm riding my bike beat up Will Smith and iRobot.
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  Check that out. That sounds pretty good.
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  Yeah, that's the certain videos that are just so gold.
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  Yeah. You have to go back and watch.
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  There's one and it's not the best but like I love anything.
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  That's old school coked-out Macho, Man.
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  Randy Savage. Yeah or old-school coked-out
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  while enough he was coked up, which is old-school The Rock
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  because the rock was such a good shit talker and there's one
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  where it's called, you can look up, The Rock makes fun of the
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  Triple H and China and it's arguably like one of the most
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  ridiculous things ever. Just like shit talking rants.
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  He talks about beating up China. Talks about beating the shit out
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  like, yeah, I mean there's this whole point we talked about like
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  like herb stomping or something. It's just so absurd.
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  There's nothing better than a wrestling like like promo or
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  whatever they call it. Like when then the wrestler goes
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  there, just shit. Talks to the camera.
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  Like it's obviously an artist for the Rock and your supper
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  from Rock. Beaver too good.
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  Pucker up your lips and your get them about an inch away from
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  mine. Get ready to feel the Rocks
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  electricity or then I get down on your knees.
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  Oh, no, don't smile. Like, oh my god, dude.
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  It's so ridiculous. And then you just goes on this
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  tangent and what's great about that period of time in wrestling
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  is, there's a lot of people that still work for ESPN or worked
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  for ESPN at the time, who got their start like being like the
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  ringside announcer who Is like interviewing The Rock outside of
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  his dressing room. So there's a lot of these guys
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  who get grilled and get like smacked around by these
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  wrestlers and now they do, you know they're doing like go
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  SportsCenter Top, 10 like it. So it's what was his name?
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  There's a guy. It's not.
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  I want to say, Kenny Blankenship, but that's not it.
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  That's the guy from Extreme Elimination Challenge which is
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  also a great show, but Kenny Kenny main.
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  There's a couple guys who end up who I worked for ESPN, but if
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  you go back and watch the same a rock cliff, Your back and watch
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  these old rock clips and stuff. There's old, there's like guys
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  who work there not like you know, the Monday night crew.
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  It's not Scott Van. Pelt be like, dude.
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  I know that guy. Like I've seen that guy.
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  No, I go outside Eagles facility.
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  Yeah, yeah, that guy just got like dick punched by the rock.
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  That was awesome. I mean I would do it.
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  Yeah, that's one of those videos where I want to be like feel
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  Unstoppable or there's a really good, Sean Puffy.
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  Combs P Diddy, Video for he's like anything.
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  I want I can have and he's like freaking out.
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  He's like I'm a Savage and just like yelling and some slamming,
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  his phone around and talking about how he doesn't settle and
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  but his office is kind of like small and a little bit shittier
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  and you're just like dang that's another video but it gets me
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  hyped up. It's from like some super
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  narcissistic like Puff Daddy documentary about himself but it
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  you know I was like ooh I kind of like that part.
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  Yeah. You know has one of those?
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  Is that Shia? Oh yeah, yeah, he's like this,
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  like my buddy. The Iron.
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  Mike Tyson, you know, he's been on the Shelf, he sends me like,
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  like Gifts of him as like Shia LaBeouf, just like just do it.
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  I'm just like all right, buddy. Yeah.
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  But I mean, yeah. He's got, they all got their
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  shit going on that guy. I mean, you know, it started
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  Even Stevens man. I know I know Even Stevens are
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  such a good show and I was like, imagine back with Lizzie McGuire
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  like yeah. Yes Lizzie.
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  What's up? Hilary Duff, holler at your boy
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  slide into my DMs. I saw Hilary Duff one time at the Bob Hope
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  Airport. Which what airport?
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  Oh yeah. Whatever part is that that's
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  like didn't like Burbank van. Yeah, okay, okay, so it's like,
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  you know, if you don't want the Burbank, we call Super Beckett,
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  put on here. It used to be called the Burbank
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  Airport, then it was Bob Hope. I think it's Bob Hope.
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  No, I don't know. No, you're right, you're right.
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  It is but it's like people are just like to because you like a
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  funny looking bird banger. That's yeah there's no there's
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  no tunnel. So when you get there you get
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  off like on the tarmac it's pretty trippy so like it's cool
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  man. You don't really get to do that
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  anymore. Normally it's like some weird
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  like office tunnel or like one really long police
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  interrogation. Room until you get onto the
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  plane. Yeah.
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  The Guy Fieri has like two restaurants in there right now
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  really? Yeah, it's come up because that
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  place used to be pretty dingy. It's not how it's like but now
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  it's like uber expensive to fly into it because you don't find
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  LAX. Yes, but I was leaving and I saw
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  Hilary Duff and I was like, deem, what's up?
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  But it actually didn't say anything.
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  I was just like, oh no I'm at this time at this Russian girl
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  there because that's where we would fly out to go to Vegas
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  for. Yeah, for my work and and I met
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  this like Russian girl. They're like, while I was
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  waiting for my plane and I was like, is she a spy?
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  Because like I got her number. She's like, super hot blond.
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  Like why is she even talking to me in the first place?
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  You know? She's like with me plus this
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  thumb drive in your laptop, just 10 minutes.
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  Well as connect to public Wi-Fi. Yeah.
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  But it's like they call it like a useful idiot.
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  Like the Russians like you know I'm not an asset there just but
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  but I might he is it funny. He's funny to have around it,
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  she's likely that she's a honey pot basically.
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  Right? So what they call.
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  Yeah, but honey pot for someone else but your she did but you
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  got distracted with me. Dude, is enjoys your company?
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  He's funny, he's like circus. Clio and I like to keep around.
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  Okay, we're going to destroy America at least, keep funny
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  pieces of America around. Come on, guys, speaking of which
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  Marley AKA Veronica from Russia? She just flew into California
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  today, but it was, it's like, it's flooding out here right
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  now. Basically, I'm gonna flood watch
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  right now, so I don't know how her travel.
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  She was flying from Kansas. But anyways, I think she wants
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  to be on the next episode of. That's yeah, I'm down, man.
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  I'm down. Um, yeah, I was gonna ask you
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  about this flood shit. Dude, like what's going on with
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  that? That's fucking crazy.
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  Yeah, it's wild. Like, it's way.
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  It's been way worse up, like Northern California, like San
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  Francisco, but it's these atmospheric rivers.
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  And this is the fifth one and like four weeks or something.
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  That's hit California. It's literally a river in the
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  fucking sky, and it's just like, it's not rain.
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  It's just like dumps water. It's like so fucking weird.
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  It's like, all of a sudden, it's just like flash.
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  Flood for like five minutes and but it's been actually
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  consistently ranting like, for the last like week atmospheric
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  River. Yeah.
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  That's what it's called. What the fuck the fucking River
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  in the sky of 100 evil sick. Weird shit, is that?
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  That's fucking weird. I know and then you put the guy
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  down or /. Dude, that's hard, man.
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  He put the goddamn hell Nene. Has El Nino shit in like the
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  articles that were going to touch on later, and I was like,
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  is he just trolling me know? I'll put that in there because
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  they're talking to us, you know? And I read the whole thing
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  that's coming in how it's coming up and then I didn't even wasn't
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  even trolling when I put it in there and then it got real.
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  Then she got real real fast, they get real here and it's
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  going to keep getting real for the next for the rest of this
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  week. Like I'm like, hydroplaning the
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  all the way to work. Like y'all been in a drought for
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  forever. Yeah, I actually just saw this
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  like this morning, we're no longer in a drought Like that's
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  how much that's how much rain caught up.
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  You guys caught up. Yeah, there's like it was like
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  some percentage of California was in a severe drought.
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  Now 0% is in a severe drought. Yeah.
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  But that's why in that article I mean I guess we'll get to the
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  article but it was talking about like Lake Mead is like really
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  low in the Colorado River to the Hoover Dam is really low and
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  it's like, I don't know if it's going to be like, for much
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  longer and so much rain. Damn, that's wild.
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  Yeah, I've Just Seen videos and pictures of these flash floods
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  and it's just mind-blowing. See how much water and just cars
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  getting swept away? I mean, you know, so if you're
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  out there, shout out you'll be saved, like, that's some scary
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  shit. Yeah, it's really tough to
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  driving. Oh, I can only imagine
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  especially California because nobody's prepared for something
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  like this. Oh yeah.
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  So it's like even if you're a good driver doesn't matter
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  because you got like, idiot ever gonna rain again.
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  Yeah, yeah. And then it's a skyriver.
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  What the fuck? Is that atmospheric River?
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  An atmospheric 5055. Aspheric Rivers.
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  That's like the Nile in the Amazon coming down on us.
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  The next step is to Euphrates the Tigris.
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  It's going to turn California to the fertile typical day.
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  It was quite amazed. Yeah.
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  Baby by the next podcast you'll just be a Sumerian of like what
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  is going on. I mean, I did have like a very
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  near death experience, you know, somebody kind of a new man
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  today. I mean I'm a baby being born.
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  I mean I feel like I mean I'm weak Talk about it off air but I
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  wish you would share it on here because I'm interested.
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  It's a interesting story. I don't think it's that bad.
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  That's not okay. I think you've all good.
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  Should we do it? Yeah, do it right now.
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  Let's fucking go, bro. Hold on.
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  Go give you a round of applause. He's not being a little bitch.
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  He's wearing his beanie. He's stepping up to the plate.
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  By the way, by the way, wouldn't this shadow that you just have?
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  Or maybe it's because my screens lighter.
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  It looked like you have like, you're rocking kind of like a
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  Michael Jordan, Hitler stash kind of.
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  Oh yeah, that's kind of a good guy.
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  It kind of looks like that the shadow.
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  So I was like, oh, okay statement Lord.
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  Okay, all right. Episode 70 in the books.
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  Hey so Allegedly yesterday. I so I went to go see Top Gun
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  like a month ago and the theater like fucked up and they gave me
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  a free ticket to come back but also said I could come back and
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  watch it in two hours when they get it figured out.
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  So in those two hours, I hit up. I was looking for like, some
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  weed edibles to eat and that and then I found out that there's
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  this on the like a delivery service for like dispensary.
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  Read. But that a category for
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  mushrooms. I was like, well, so that was
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  the first time that I ever got mushrooms delivered.
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  Now cut coaches to yesterday, I have the free ticket from that
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  one day, like over a month ago and I just, I've been trying to
• 13:55
  go see Avatar, been trying to get somebody to go with me.
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  Nobody go with me. So I just go by myself but I get
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  I ordered the mushrooms from the same guy before and I just eat
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  them. And this place is less than a
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  mile from my house. But it's super bougie and it's
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  like the 3D Adobe Digital surround sound like in like, you
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  know, immersive like theater. It's like go and not like the
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  mushrooms kick in so fucking quick and I'm like watching the
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  previews. They got like Mario in there and
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  3D and all this. And I'm like, this is tight
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  Avatar starts and the mushrooms just go to a whole level that I
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  did not know any. Dario and I'm like, I'm like
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  taking the glasses off and like this is a place where you can,
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  you saw it in 3D in 3D and Adobe so it's like the sound and shit
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  is like all up in my see. That's a terrible idea.
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  It's so fun and so, but durable vinyl, just go so hard and this
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  place has like where you can push a button and like somebody
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  will come to your seat and like serve you like anything and so,
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  So, I'm like, well, I'm like, so I take the glasses and I'm like,
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  Anna, it's still I'm in this like whole thing, and it's no
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  longer like, I'm in the like, like theater.
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  Oh, I'm in the seeker. And like, I'm like, like trying
• 15:24
  to throw the glasses on the ground.
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  Now, I'm like, holy shit. And then I'm like, oh my God.
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  I'm dead. And every not only am I dead,
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  but everybody died. And we Got like Hat by some
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  like, like person from her like being from a different dimension
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  and this is how the world ends and it was like and I was
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  feeling so good, but it was like the craziest colors sounds.
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  And then I was like on a loop and I'm like, and then I was
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  seeing, I was seeing like places in the world like that, I've
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  never been to and I'm like, I'm like well, I was like, I have to
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  be dead. How the fuck would I know what
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  that place looks like, and then Like like um I like have this
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  like vision of like the girl, the girl who works there who
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  like let me in talking to this guy about Wu-Tang and this
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  wrapper like and but I'm still sitting in the goddamn theater
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  and I'm like it was just like crystal clear and then I just
• 16:27
  get out of my seat and get on the ground and I start, I start
• 16:31
  crawling and this is a sold-out theater.
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  I start crawling to the at try to get to the exit and then I'm
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  like, I'm never going to get out of this theater.
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  This is like, this is the sickest weirdest fucked-up thing
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  that somebody could do is trap you into this like Loop in a
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  theater and I'm like, and I'm like, thinking James Cameron,
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  you ask what? I'm like now, this is bigger
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  than James Cameron and then I'm like, so like the whole room you
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  were seeing it's like the screen did like melted into the room
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  but you were having an out-of-body experience.
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  I was like watching my curve ball here watching the ticket
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  girl have random. Yeah.
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  Over seishin. Yeah the Wu-Tang Clan.
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  Yeah. Okay, he gets in traversing the
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  globe to places. You've never been before.
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  How many grams of mushrooms did you eat for?
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  Okay. That's you know, it's a good
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  done it before. Nothing like this.
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  And so now I'm crawling and nobody's helping me, right?
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  So I'm crawling on the stairs and I might convince, I'm still
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  going to be trapped in this theater forever.
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  I stand up. And then I just go back down
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  onto the stairs and I'm like, and then it just another loop
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  where I was like, you just tried to get out of the theater and
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  you couldn't, you're going to be trapped here, forever.
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  Going to keep trying. You're never going to get out.
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  And then I like, no, I'm like, Mike, I gotta remember, I gotta
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  remember my name. I gotta remember.
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  I started thinking like Barack Obama sort of think of the
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  Eagles are going to the Super Bowl and it was like you gotta
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  fight this man, you gotta fight this and then I try to get up
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  one more time and then fucking like finally somebody comes in
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  like helps me out and I was still convinced.
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  I was dead and I got into the hallway.
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  I sat down and I was like, hey I need a nameless.
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  I need an ambulance and they're like, I'm like these in that and
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  then guess what? The girl.
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  Who worked there? Starts talking to this kid about
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  a rapper and says the word Wu-Tang.
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  Not that, I'm not lying about that at all.
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  And I'm like, what? And I'm like, I'm just sitting
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  in the whole I'm like, I'm like and I have like this thought.
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  I'm like, hey, can I give you guys one of my my mom's number
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  just in case. And then I'm like, can you
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  please call her please call her? And then I'm like, in the, yeah,
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  we're going to call it. We're gonna call her.
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  And then I'm like, now, like they're never going to call her.
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  Like, I'm just stuck here. We're oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah. What did you?
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  That is ridiculous. So then the security Big.
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  This big like black guy, he's like super, super nice.
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  He comes over. He's like, hey man, are you all
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  right? Like, I'm like, can I please
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  just get some water? He goes gets me water.
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  And then like, I'm starting to like, feel a little bit, like,
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  I'm like, okay, maybe there is a way out of here and then he's
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  like, I'm gonna hang out with you until till you're good and
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  his and his real name is Thor tight.
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  And he's stayed with me until My mom got their big break up for
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  our. You got.
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  So to act out on mushrooms. Your mama to pick you up from
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  the movie theater. Well, I thought I was going in
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  an ambulance and I was just trying it on, dude, that's crazy
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  because they're, dude, you got to be careful with that man.
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  That's on those those things are crazy.
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  I know I'm not, I don't think I'm ever gonna go again, like, I
• 19:48
  can't risk doing that again. Like that was something that I
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  did not know, like, acid could give you two, that's nuts.
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  Well, it was so quick. It was so quick how far into the
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  movie. Did you get it?
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  So what the hell's the other thing I started thinking like, I
• 20:02
  felt like I just got there but I was like maybe that's the point.
• 20:06
  You know like that like where it's like you just think you got
• 20:09
  here? But you're just here in your
• 20:10
  hair and you're never leaving and then I felt like Avatar just
• 20:14
  kept repeating like the same like that's how it started was
• 20:17
  like didn't we just watch this scene and I'm like, have I seen
• 20:20
  this movie before? It was so fucking weird.
• 20:22
  Was like everything was like deja vu.
• 20:24
  And like I like I'd seen it in like knew what was gonna happen
• 20:27
  but then we just start over. And I like a trial that's a bad
• 20:31
  idea Nobody But Me crawling. I'll know that's why then nobody
• 20:36
  nobody helped me crawling on the ground of the but I tried to
• 20:45
  laugh and that's got to be traumatized.
• 20:48
  It was I was fucked up. I was like oh yeah but I mean
• 20:51
  that's just imagine someone like sitting there.
• 20:55
  Well going to watch it. Like crawling on the ground.
• 21:01
  Be just mumbling to himself. Barack Obama, Eagles are going
• 21:05
  to the Super Bowl just like cuz I got ya, I didn't say that out
• 21:09
  loud. I was just like I got it.
• 21:10
  I have to remember what the world was and then I was like,
• 21:14
  no. I was like, okay, I get it, I
• 21:15
  get it. I was like at like, you know,
• 21:17
  but you broke out of the Matrix for a second and you were and I
• 21:20
  pull myself back and you were like, you were like you broke
• 21:23
  out and you were trying to escape, cause like you realize
• 21:26
  the theater was like, you or your prison.
• 21:29
  That's wild dude. No, thanks.
• 21:31
  I know. And like a like an avatar like
• 21:35
  they, you know, tried to like get like the soldier to like,
• 21:38
  you know, like it. He's like, resisting, like the
• 21:40
  evil people and like, that's that's like what's happening, as
• 21:44
  I'm like, this is happening to me, so I'm like no this is
• 21:47
  what's going on. Like they're like trying to like
• 21:50
  suck me on to the like the dark that night and I'm like, I'm not
• 21:52
  gonna do it, I'm not. I'm gonna like try to get up one
• 21:55
  more fucking time, it's crazy. I'm glad you're okay with you.
• 22:02
  Yeah, but I think I shit is like done for me and then I'm like,
• 22:07
  she's like well what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?
• 22:09
  My cannot work work and she's like why wouldn't you go to
• 22:13
  work? And I'm like well I was like I
• 22:15
  guess I could. Nobody knows what happened like
• 22:18
  and nothing. I like the security guard and
• 22:20
  everybody was like like tough because the cops came I had to
• 22:23
  talk to the cops but there was like, no, he's like not bothered
• 22:26
  anybody. He's like super chill.
• 22:29
  Till he was just freaking out like on mushrooms in the
• 22:32
  theatre. So they're like, wow.
• 22:35
  So he's like didn't do anything wrong?
• 22:37
  No, he's just had a panic attack.
• 22:40
  Yeah. Like like like like
• 22:45
  Interstellar. Somebody get me out.
• 22:48
  Somebody, get the emergency exit.
• 22:50
  That's wild. I'm glad you're okay.
• 22:52
  Be fucking careful dude. That's so Oh my God.
• 22:59
  Yes I know like you imagine thinking that you were dead and
• 23:03
  that everybody got at the same time and so nothing mattered
• 23:07
  anymore. Like that's where I was at a
• 23:10
  time. Like this is fucked up, man.
• 23:13
  Well I'm laying in that like a blank face down in a movie
• 23:16
  theater, man. I've had some bad experiences.
• 23:21
  I mean, there's one it was forever ago so I don't know if
• 23:25
  I've told the story but I do. I don't think, I don't think I
• 23:30
  was maybe I was hanging out with you that night but it was me you
• 23:35
  the charisma. Elda LH and a bunch of other.
• 23:42
  People are over at like holes house and we were all hanging
• 23:46
  out for some reason. I had some some mushrooms left
• 23:51
  over from something and I decided to eat them which was a
• 23:54
  horrible idea because it's the only person who ate them because
• 23:58
  it's like I'm just going to eat these because I have them, I
• 24:00
  need to get rid of them and it's like my day off.
• 24:02
  So I ate him, then in like I do not advise anybody.
• 24:06
  Do any of this stuff? This is all a terrible, terrible
• 24:09
  idea. Our bad experiences.
• 24:11
  This is like this is a horrible, horrible experience.
• 24:15
  But it was also kind of fine but I we were I was hanging out.
• 24:19
  We were all like hang out on the balcony and bullshitting and
• 24:22
  everyone was like singing and harmonizing being goofy because
• 24:24
  we're all like drinking or something.
• 24:26
  It was though and I was chill but then we went to go watch
• 24:30
  like some Michael Ian Black show or something and I was laughing
• 24:36
  at stuff and nobody else was laughing at.
• 24:38
  While it was on it was just Going to come on a completely
• 24:41
  different level that it made me uncomfortable.
• 24:44
  It made me like self-conscious of it, you know what I'm saying?
• 24:47
  Like, if you have n, so I get super weird and out of my mind,
• 24:50
  I'm leaving. So, I decided I'm going to leave
• 24:53
  horrible idea. So I decide I walk out, I
• 24:57
  decided to get in my car, which is a horrible idea.
• 25:00
  And I decide that I'm like, okay, well, I'm getting when I
• 25:03
  get in my car. My car feels like I'm sitting
• 25:05
  in, like, like a motorboat. I don't know how to describe it,
• 25:09
  but it felt like my car was level with the ground, so I
• 25:12
  can't like really necessarily go anywhere, do anything.
• 25:16
  So I'm sitting out my car turn on my car.
• 25:18
  I don't know what I was listening to but I turn on my
• 25:21
  card. It's the radio and it seemed
• 25:22
  like Chopped and Screwed stuff. Can't figure out how to turn off
• 25:25
  my car. Freaking, I turn off my stereo
• 25:29
  and I'm freaking out my clothes, look, good, but this thing
• 25:32
  making the craziest fucking sound.
• 25:35
  Long story, short, freak out, have to have somebody come pick
• 25:37
  me up and then whenever they pick me up, I'm getting past the
• 25:41
  point. Like I we get back to their
• 25:43
  house and have to try to have like, a 15-minute conversation
• 25:46
  with someone's parents. Yeah, well, you mean, I'm just
• 25:48
  like that. Just a, yeah.
• 25:51
  It's Losing it outer space and luckily they're not they're not
• 25:54
  concerned about me at all but they're like the buddy.
• 25:56
  I'm with they're worried that he's been drinking or something
• 26:00
  or something stupid like that or that he'd been smoking and they
• 26:02
  were like checking him out and I and him up and down.
• 26:05
  Meanwhile, I'm in the corner like rubbing pillows like what?
• 26:08
  This is crazy. My hand looks fucking wild but I
• 26:11
  remember I went in to go buy some cigarettes at a 7-Eleven.
• 26:16
  And what's interesting is there's a really good David
• 26:19
  Cross. Stand up joke about mushrooms.
• 26:21
  We That's how you lose like concept of like time and concept
• 26:25
  of money and like communicate like your weight like speaking
• 26:30
  like so I go in and I think I'm completely normal, first of all,
• 26:34
  gather the car, it's the Chevron that's over by the Kroger and at
• 26:39
  night and least back in the day they always put classical music.
• 26:42
  Why I have no fucking clue food, it tripped, me the fuck out
• 26:45
  because I get out of the car and it's just like really soft quiet
• 26:49
  classical music Tintin and Then turning it and I'm just like
• 26:54
  standing in the middle of this empty parking lot and I walk in
• 26:57
  to go buy cigarettes and I'm think I'm totally fine.
• 27:00
  I'm like, hey man, just want to get like a pack, a marble
• 27:03
  special lights, some like that. So I think I say just you just
• 27:07
  start screaming at me, he's like, don't yell at me.
• 27:10
  I'm like, what what the fuck's going on?
• 27:12
  And I get super, he's serious super panic.
• 27:16
  I have no idea what's going on and I'm sure in reality I was
• 27:20
  like my friend have a man. And he was like, what the fuck,
• 27:23
  right? Yeah, well, as I've made no
• 27:24
  sense, but yeah, these are screaming at me.
• 27:27
  I ended up running out of the place.
• 27:29
  I was like super freaked out and go back to that gas station for
• 27:33
  like two or three years after that.
• 27:35
  I was just so I know it freaks me.
• 27:38
  What am I gonna do? What am I supposed to go now?
• 27:40
  Because like and it's like catching covid or something.
• 27:47
  Forget about you I can get like for like a gift or something for
• 27:54
  like taking care of me and like maybe somebody else.
• 27:57
  Yeah, but watch, you get back of his name's not Thor.
• 27:59
  No, I asked, I asked him his. That was like, later on when I
• 28:02
  was like finally, like okay, like how does, how long did it
• 28:06
  till it wore off? Like this.
• 28:09
  Wait till I got out of, like, not thinking I was dead.
• 28:13
  Well, yeah, I mean, and then, just in general.
• 28:15
  Well, I, so, I took a look at 4:15 movie started at 4:30 and I
• 28:20
  was back at my parents. His house by 7 and then it like
• 28:24
  more off like an hour later. Thanks.
• 28:28
  I mean, you made it through a good bit.
• 28:29
  I mean, I mean no, because I was like waiting there for a long
• 28:32
  time I, you know, like oh yeah, because the movie is that I
• 28:37
  drove all the way back to my parents house.
• 28:39
  My mom took forever to get. There it felt like it.
• 28:42
  She did at least mature, dude. That's why you need to be
• 28:46
  careful, man. I know I'm never doing that
• 28:49
  again, surviving. Avatar.
• 28:54
  The experience of a lifetime Jesus Christ.
• 28:57
  Good Lord, I'll never watch that movie again.
• 29:00
  No, no. You have to watch a movie.
• 29:02
  You have to sober. Just so, you know, and I was
• 29:08
  watching it. I was like, that's true.
• 29:13
  That's so nuts. I know.
• 29:15
  All right, so as he to, we start with therapy questions, y'all.
• 29:21
  Therapy question number one. These are all going to be.
• 29:24
  Would you rather? So number one, would you rather
• 29:28
  live in the ocean or on the moon?
• 29:33
  I would have to say the ocean. Now, I am afraid of the ocean
• 29:39
  ocean. Don't fuck around.
• 29:40
  We've talked about that before. There's like, 48 weeks of the
• 29:44
  year that I don't fuck with the ocean.
• 29:46
  Then there's like, you know, two to three where I think I could
• 29:51
  maybe get in and be cool with it and then their shark week and
• 29:55
  then it just resets, then just reset.
• 29:57
  So it's been going on for a long time, but I'd probably do the
• 30:00
  ocean. There's there'd be more diverse.
• 30:02
  Our city. The moon would be cool, but it
• 30:04
  would be like boring unless there's a child.
• 30:06
  Yeah. Super lonely on the movie, some
• 30:08
  wild shit up there, but at least you get to like, fuck with some
• 30:11
  jellyfish. Hang out.
• 30:12
  The Barracuda or two? Yeah, it was the aliens living
• 30:16
  at the bottom of it. But yeah, because I mean if
• 30:18
  there's aliens on the moon, there's aliens and the
• 30:20
  auto-ship, there's probably aliens in the ocean a thousand
• 30:23
  times more likely than the moon. Probably.
• 30:26
  So yeah. I choose to ocean that be more
• 30:28
  tight. Yeah, me too.
• 30:29
  Like to me, it's like a no brainer.
• 30:31
  It's like you By yourself on the moon.
• 30:33
  That's sucks. You can't do anything.
• 30:35
  Like there's no food. Like, get the fuck out of here.
• 30:38
  Now, would you want to live on in the ocean?
• 30:41
  Or in, on one of the planets? That's in the habitable zone.
• 30:46
  In our galaxy new at a Nets to send for me after what happened?
• 30:50
  I'm not sure, so strong. Oh yeah, dude, that for me to
• 30:53
  think about going to another you having a Deja Vu now.
• 30:56
  Yes, where's my pts button? I have a PTSD sound effects.
• 31:02
  Act words like guns and explosions off in the distance.
• 31:07
  Shake It Off, buddy. Shake It Off.
• 31:09
  I actually asked so we had a meeting today at work and I got
• 31:12
  there early and there's like two other people in there and I
• 31:15
  asked if they had seen Avatar and then I was like, I was like,
• 31:19
  yes it's pretty crazy. And then like this guy was like,
• 31:23
  it's just like you're like in this world and then the guy next
• 31:26
  to me was like, he's like, well, what if he took acid and watched
• 31:29
  it was like and I didn't tell him anything.
• 31:32
  Of the mushrooms. I was like, was I who said I
• 31:33
  didn't? Geez has like you have no idea
• 31:37
  what happened to me, man. Did the you have be careful,
• 31:40
  man. Why didn't ya?
• 31:41
  I didn't tell him about it. He was just, but yeah, the ocean
• 31:45
  would be cooler. Yeah, for sure.
• 31:50
  Then they don't have like, the ability to breathe underwater.
• 31:52
  I'm sure, but the moon would just be boring as fuck.
• 31:57
  Now, living in going to one of the habitable zone planets, that
• 32:01
  would be pretty. Wow, there's a new movie coming
• 32:03
  out with Adam Driver. I think it's like 20 49 or
• 32:06
  something like that. Oh yeah.
• 32:07
  But it's about like that. Like they go to another planet,
• 32:11
  where it's like, or 49 or something, but it's supposed to
• 32:14
  be the Earth like millions of years ago whenever they land.
• 32:17
  They're so they're in the future but they're looking for a planet
• 32:20
  when they get there. It's like Earth but Earth and
• 32:23
  walking their native state. Yeah.
• 32:25
  And that looks fucking wild. Looks like some Turok shit like
• 32:28
  Future vs dinosaurs. If you remember to Iraq, Is that
• 32:32
  the video game? Yeah, 61 yeah.
• 32:35
  That's what it's called. Yeah.
• 32:36
  The video game where your track dinosaur.
• 32:38
  Those say the game was sick as fuck and I never had it but like
• 32:42
  when I anybody did have it, I would like, how many?
• 32:45
  Yeah we gotta play this. Yeah.
• 32:46
  Because it was rated M. So like there was blood and the
• 32:49
  bodies would stay and you can like launch him around.
• 32:51
  I remember, I brought it over to my buddy, Jimmy Jams, house to
• 32:56
  go play it, whatever, I guess I had it because my dad was Wild
• 32:59
  As Fuck. When I didn't care, and he got
• 33:01
  me. Tarak it when I was in like
• 33:04
  third grade or something like that, fourth grade.
• 33:06
  And I brought it over there in his and Jimmy Jams mom, found it
• 33:10
  and she exploded You bringing this M4, medicinae, 17 and up.
• 33:17
  And you kids are like seven, but it was like him so wet because
• 33:21
  there was a multiplayer and you got to fight dinosaurs.
• 33:24
  Yeah, the Dinosaurs part. Yeah.
• 33:25
  The Dinosaurs part was like Jurassic Park, but cool.
• 33:28
  Yeah, fuck, yeah. We'll shout out that game.
• 33:31
  Yeah, shout out to Iraq. That's about to rock truck.
• 33:34
  One Turok to Tara the remake of Turok.
• 33:41
  That should bring it back. Yeah, I think there's like
• 33:45
  there's a Dino Crisis game which was like Resident Evil.
• 33:47
  There's some dirty shit. It's like Resident Evil but with
• 33:50
  dinosaurs are supposed to do a remake of it.
• 33:52
  We'll see if that's any get down.
• 33:55
  Come up with some original shit but it'd be cool.
• 33:58
  This this movie with Adam Driver looks cool.
• 34:00
  Like the premise of it looks cool.
• 34:02
  Wealthy like Adam Driver. I feel like is it good curator
• 34:06
  of the movies that he picks like to do.
• 34:09
  So it's like say what you want about him like as an actor,
• 34:12
  whatever. But if I add them drivers in a
• 34:15
  movie, it's probably going to be pretty good duties on this like
• 34:18
  Keanu, Reeves tip thing or like Keanu, like did some things.
• 34:22
  You can be like when you can take you on as a bad actor, but
• 34:24
  like I'm not saying about actor. No, no, no, I know.
• 34:27
  But I'm some people used to criticize that writing about
• 34:29
  actor or taking roles that didn't fit him or whatever.
• 34:33
  But in the end of it, it's like some of them fits and a lot of
• 34:36
  this stuff is like, you know, cult classic roles where, you
• 34:39
  know, you go watch The Devil's Advocate, which is such a good
• 34:42
  fucking movie. This is so crazy and Keanu.
• 34:45
  Reeves is playing some like Southern lawyer trying to sound
• 34:48
  all with the southern drawn. It's good?
• 34:49
  That was, is that what patina? Yeah, with Pacino and Charlize
• 34:53
  Theron's in it - yeah, movies so good.
• 34:57
  But he's like ridiculous in it but he's so good.
• 34:59
  That it's that's why it's fucking great but Everyone likes
• 35:02
  Keanu Reeves. I feel like Adam drivers like on
• 35:04
  that same trajectory. Yeah, for sure but Daddy, but he
• 35:07
  but he is like more into like like feeder I think before.
• 35:11
  So he's more of an actor. Or ya know downtown as a better
• 35:14
  actor, he's a better actor, but I'm saying like like bility and
• 35:18
  you're like, oh he's in that he's probably probably going to
• 35:20
  be good. Just like now with Keanu Reeves
• 35:22
  if he's in anything you like oh it's probably going to be good.
• 35:25
  Yeah, because he's in it, he doesn't do shitty movies at this
• 35:28
  point and whatever. Yeah, no I got he's and he's a
• 35:31
  Keanu Reeves with more depth. Yeah, for sure.
• 35:36
  All right. Therapy question number two,
• 35:38
  would you rather be able to run at 100 miles per hour?
• 35:43
  Or fly at 10 mph. Probably fly.
• 35:50
  Yeah. Less intrusive.
• 35:53
  See grinding at running at 100 sounds dangerous.
• 35:56
  Yeah that'd be pretty nuts. I mean being able to just fly
• 35:59
  would be pretty chill, 10 miles an hour.
• 36:02
  I mean you can still go up and like catch, you know, like a
• 36:05
  little little stream and maybe you know, zip little bit faster
• 36:10
  than that but just being able to fly in general, would be handy.
• 36:14
  Yeah for sure. And also like can like 10 miles
• 36:20
  getting 10 miles in a car. It's going to take you longer
• 36:24
  than 10 miles in a plane if you're going the same speed,
• 36:30
  right? Because you don't have to deal
• 36:31
  with like roads. You just go.
• 36:33
  Yeah. So you just go directly there so
• 36:36
  kind of miles an hour, it's all the time you be able to fuck
• 36:39
  with people. You could just take off at 10
• 36:41
  miles an hour into the air. Yeah, pretty quick.
• 36:44
  Yeah, that is pretty quick. So moment someone would turn
• 36:46
  around and you'd be out of sight.
• 36:47
  In one hour, I could be 10 miles up in the sky.
• 36:50
  Like that's a fucking far in the sky and like, can I bring people
• 36:53
  with me like if they hold my hand or they able to travel?
• 36:56
  Because I'd be like, that's the ultimate trip with bitches like
• 36:59
  hey, let's go to the, I'm going to take you to the Stars girl,
• 37:02
  and then you just cruise up slowly, you do some Casper shit,
• 37:05
  like, you know, and you like Spin and sing place of Music.
• 37:08
  I'd be handy. If you could let the magic like
• 37:11
  a Magic Carpet right to bring and bring a girl with.
• 37:14
  You. That's game over.
• 37:15
  Yeah, be the BB crushing it. You'd be fresh a rest light, all
• 37:19
  of it. Then you'd be on Dancing With
• 37:21
  the Stars and you'd win because you'd be able to flow.
• 37:23
  You'd be able to do, like some Disney shits about fsa's knee
• 37:26
  moves. Well, what now I'm realizing
• 37:29
  that you can run at 100 miles per hour, which means that you
• 37:34
  could run at 20 miles an hour. Or 30 miles an hour, and then
• 37:39
  you just, you know, you're not like going 100, but you're still
• 37:43
  the fastest person in the world. Yeah, no, that'd be tight.
• 37:46
  So, that'd be fed. Be cool.
• 37:47
  And that's another way to get laid too is being like, you
• 37:50
  know, Usain Bolt. Yeah.
• 37:52
  But I mean, come on, I'd rather be able to fly.
• 37:56
  Anybody can run to think about looking to fly, would be cool as
• 37:59
  fun kickoff returns or wide receiver, like an NFL.
• 38:03
  You're just going to be like Tyree killing people, but times
• 38:06
  10. Yeah, I mean, I'm just thinking
• 38:09
  about it like if I had powers like that because those are
• 38:11
  pretty like lame Powers not Lane but like base level, the being
• 38:15
  super fast, I guess would be more of like top tier like a
• 38:19
  steer, but either way, I'm just like, oh, you could rob banks.
• 38:22
  You could do all sorts of cool shit.
• 38:24
  If you could also do that, if you could float.
• 38:26
  Yeah, that's true. Dang, Kaboom.
• 38:29
  He's in the fucking Chad says running is tiring.
• 38:32
  Float. Flying wouldn't be.
• 38:33
  Wouldn't get tired every kiss. I do.
• 38:35
  We know he. That'd be tight.
• 38:36
  You, I mean, first flying saucers flying.
• 38:38
  A never miss a concert. He believes you just because it
• 38:42
  got to think, like, you could just use it strategically.
• 38:45
  So you'll need to fly everywhere, but if I wanted to
• 38:47
  go to a concert it's in a stadium.
• 38:49
  I don't have a ticket. I can just go up over and
• 38:52
  levitate over the concert and just get and then he'd become a
• 38:55
  myth. They'd be like know they'd be
• 38:56
  four people wouldn't See you or you just land it like oh shit
• 39:00
  it's that flying guy. People would love you.
• 39:02
  I think people would turn on you because you're the only one who
• 39:04
  can fly. Yeah.
• 39:06
  That would be like yeah this freak you don't have to play it
• 39:09
  up. You'd have to like dress up like
• 39:11
  Jesus or something. They do.
• 39:14
  See, I would just be like just a little bit faster than the
• 39:17
  fastest guy I would never show that.
• 39:19
  I could go 100 if I wanted to. Well yeah, but you and then I
• 39:23
  way that way you're just you're just fitting in with Society or
• 39:25
  just like an elite athletic level.
• 39:28
  Yeah. But I mean 100 miles an hour
• 39:30
  you'd still be visible to the naked eye.
• 39:33
  Well I'm saying I would never go 100 I was yeah that's what I'm
• 39:35
  saying. So you no matter what people are
• 39:37
  going to notice you're just saying always be the second
• 39:39
  fastest so nobody ever first passes, but just a little bit.
• 39:44
  So like he's just really fast. He's not like mutant alien.
• 39:49
  Who can fly? Yeah, but you, I think being
• 39:53
  able to fly you. I try to keep that secret man.
• 39:56
  I wouldn't want people to know that I could fly.
• 39:59
  Yeah, well, I would want people to know that I'm faster.
• 40:00
  If I did, it'd be something like, what?
• 40:02
  Like, it'd be like, you know, they'd be gang gay.
• 40:06
  Yeah I think like the military would like capture you in like
• 40:10
  clone yourself a new. Yeah man the end they would find
• 40:12
  out how many times you're going to fuck up one time flying.
• 40:18
  Nah man, you're just, you know, then they're going to find out
• 40:21
  you're that fast. They're going to someone's gonna
• 40:22
  be like, Yo dude, I just saw and he's running around. 80 miles an
• 40:26
  hour, down the fucking Street. And I'm like, and I'm like, ring
• 40:29
  my ring camera. Caught him.
• 40:32
  Yeah, dude. I'm too fast roller rink.
• 40:34
  And what? Come on now, those are pretty
• 40:35
  quick, man. They shoot like 60 frames per
• 40:37
  second or something like a bad man.
• 40:44
  All right therapy. Question number three.
• 40:47
  Would you rather be a superhero or the world's best chef?
• 40:55
  Probably superhero. Well, what superhero what would
• 41:02
  be your superpower? Flying know riding fast?
• 41:07
  Maybe like I always dug like mag Magneto's Powers because he can
• 41:14
  like, you know, manipulate metal or like Professor X and just
• 41:17
  having like crazy crazy, mind, abilities, something cool like
• 41:21
  that I guess being able to move objects, I'd want to be like a
• 41:25
  class five mutant, so they say, so I'd want to be, I would want
• 41:28
  to be no weak shit. How about invisible visible?
• 41:32
  Could be cool or the ability to turn?
• 41:34
  Invisible would be cool. Yeah, I mean, if that's it I
• 41:38
  think kind of this kind of creepy though, that's all you
• 41:40
  get is like, oh, that's all I can do is I can turn invisible.
• 41:43
  That's weak as fuck. Yeah, that's true.
• 41:45
  So that's all you can do then that's lame as shit.
• 41:48
  But if that's like if it's like that's a part of what you can
• 41:51
  do, that could be tight but could be handy.
• 41:54
  If it's likely the supplement to your, yeah, I would say akut if
• 41:57
  it's part of the accoutrement that is Your superpowers then on
• 42:01
  then, yeah. But if that's it, like, oh, I'm
• 42:03
  your portfolio. Yeah, I feel like you have, I
• 42:07
  feel like they have portfolios. What about you?
• 42:10
  If you were gay. Let's just say, you're a
• 42:11
  superhero. What would you?
• 42:13
  What would, what would you want? I'd want to be the world's best
• 42:16
  chef. Okay?
• 42:18
  Why why do you want to be Guy Fieri so bad?
• 42:20
  He's the world's best. Yeah dude he's a fucking mayor
• 42:23
  of flavortown. I Dare You.
• 42:25
  Whoa talk about like who like people who get respected it's
• 42:30
  like these Michelin star chefs are like put on a fucking
• 42:33
  pedestal. You know.
• 42:35
  Like think about it. You're the best chef in the
• 42:37
  world. You can have the best
• 42:38
  restaurants in the world and have like the coolest people
• 42:41
  come to your restaurants, and then you're super rich and like
• 42:44
  hanging out with like You know, Jay Z and Beyonce and shit.
• 42:48
  Like you just want to be like salt Bay, but good.
• 42:53
  That's always a fraud man. Well, I know he's a fraud.
• 42:56
  I'm just saying. Yeah, I mean, that would be
• 42:59
  cool. I guess.
• 43:00
  You know, but there's not like any like real superheroes.
• 43:04
  So who cook? Yeah, I mean I feel like if you
• 43:08
  were a superhero, you'd be have to be a good cook.
• 43:11
  Everybody would just tell you you are because they'd be
• 43:13
  petrified and telling me you're not.
• 43:15
  Yeah, see, I don't want a bunch of yes.
• 43:16
  Men around me. Well, you know, when you're an
• 43:18
  alien whose power is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun It's what
• 43:23
  happens when people don't people people like your eggs Benny you
• 43:26
  know I'm saying? Yeah, you better put some
• 43:29
  avocado on that, a shit. They're playing their final
• 43:33
  therapy. Question you would you rather be
• 43:37
  in an Olympic gold medalist or an astronaut?
• 43:45
  I was thinking about this one. Probably a gold medalist me too.
• 43:53
  I'm not really trying to go into space just like and be like, I'm
• 43:56
  the best at what I did at this period of time?
• 43:58
  Look at me. I'm the shit as opposed to ligo,
• 44:03
  like I went to space because that would be cool, but I mean,
• 44:06
  I think it like, you know, we saw you on musk and then Bezos
• 44:09
  go up in a penis ship and so feel like it's kind of been, you
• 44:12
  know what, I'm going to play it out.
• 44:14
  Yeah. What a bunch of, you know,
• 44:16
  Placid objects going to space, it kind of, you know, Takes the
• 44:20
  Gusto's. Well, you're forgetting.
• 44:22
  They went to space ish. But George Santa's basically
• 44:27
  shush. I'm space ish.
• 44:29
  Yeah. I mean it will heal on SpaceX
• 44:32
  goes into space but not he hasn't actually gone up.
• 44:35
  Yeah. When is he gonna go up?
• 44:38
  I don't think he is. You don't think I think I why
• 44:41
  wouldn't he? Because he doesn't want to be
• 44:44
  quite now you're finding that he says he wants to go to Mars was
• 44:47
  like okay let's go yeah let him go to Mars.
• 44:50
  Yeah that's a like and then his brain will like shrivel and his
• 44:54
  bones will shrink and Get radiation.
• 44:56
  You'll die in like 20 minutes Sick, by you Lon that's kind of
• 45:02
  primatech. Bring your 10 kids, that's what
• 45:04
  happens when you go to Mars is like your bone string because of
• 45:07
  the lack of gravity and then you get radiation from the lack of
• 45:10
  atmosphere and you just die. Well that's why they're going to
• 45:14
  make you know suits to protect you from that man.
• 45:16
  Come on dude. Okay, what they are?
• 45:21
  Yeah, I have a little faith. So you're saying this, have
• 45:24
  anybody wants to go to Mars? I'm not stopping anybody in this
• 45:27
  cyber truck. Have you seen it?
• 45:29
  What is this? I retract it's the it's arguably
• 45:33
  the best truck that's ever been made and Elon made it.
• 45:36
  It's got shatterproof windows. I thought, is it better than
• 45:41
  Arabian? I mean, I'm it's not done and no
• 45:46
  one's actually seen it, but like, it's like, it's like a
• 45:49
  lot, but it's awesome and he did it in, you know, you can buy it
• 45:53
  and O's, so whatever. Shut up.
• 45:57
  What's those trading? Trading at right?
• 45:58
  Yeah, I don't know. I've been out of that for a
• 46:01
  while with that money because I got the fuck out with my money.
• 46:05
  Let's hear for everybody who made crypto at the fuck out
• 46:09
  because you knew it was gonna fall apart and you took your
• 46:12
  money in your walk. And you made out like a bandit.
• 46:15
  One more round of applause because that is just so good.
• 46:18
  And so smart. I feel like a lot of our
• 46:21
  listeners probably did because we were we started this podcast
• 46:26
  like you know, talking about it. Yeah, and kind of were given.
• 46:30
  We're giving you all are not advice but we were saying what
• 46:33
  we were doing and so if you listen and mirrored it you're up
• 46:37
  big. Yeah, for sure if not, we're not
• 46:40
  financial advisors, not Financial advice but I Told you
• 46:43
  so, get the fuck out. You still buying crypto, get the
• 46:46
  fuck out. What are you doing?
• 46:49
  All right. Now, what would you want to be
• 46:50
  an Olympic gold medalist in what event?
• 47:03
  I mean like track gets a lot of Pub.
• 47:09
  But it would be kind of tight to be like a diver.
• 47:14
  Okay, I'll be tight. Yeah, he is, do wild shit like
• 47:17
  that and then like, I don't know what's like a prestigious one?
• 47:23
  I was gonna say hockey because I used to play hockey, but nobody
• 47:26
  gives a shit about your hockey gold medal.
• 47:31
  It's got to be like an individual sport, right?
• 47:33
  Yeah. I mean Olympic gold medals.
• 47:37
  Well I guess the United States beating Russia 1980.
• 47:39
  Everybody cares about that. Yeah, I mean you know they're
• 47:42
  all obviously prestigious but if you had to pick one and See I'm
• 47:49
  you wanted to be something like Nietzsche and cool as fuck but
• 47:52
  weird. Now I want people to be like to
• 47:55
  know like I want to be like on my calf up.
• 47:57
  Michael Phelps, type level. Okay, yeah, didn't diving for
• 48:00
  sure. Why not long long jump or
• 48:03
  something like that or decathlon like the cameras along?
• 48:07
  Yeah. Bruce Jenner.
• 48:08
  This bitch. Yeah.
• 48:09
  Bruce Jenner. When that that would be huge.
• 48:12
  That would be kind of cool. Like.
• 48:13
  Yeah, because like every one of them I'll just the mile and then
• 48:17
  like pulled Vaulting. Like if you had like two, Vault
• 48:22
  would be pretty cool. Yeah, I could never do that.
• 48:24
  Like I know. That was spooky shit me.
• 48:26
  Yeah. It's like what are you doing?
• 48:28
  I could not get like passed to the Like, you know, just the
• 48:33
  concept of like I would like to get there and I'm like, God I
• 48:36
  don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, like the kid, you know,
• 48:38
  you can find the kids that want to hurt themselves like when we
• 48:41
  were teenagers are the ones you're like, ooh, I want to do
• 48:44
  fucking pole vault and could happen to didn't eat it and Miss
• 48:48
  stuff, mr. Fucking, Matt constantly, yeah,
• 48:50
  we walk away for, like, know that.
• 48:53
  I know that's a death trap, Kevin andrás.
• 48:55
  It wasn't, he like just, like, crushing the Cobalt back in the
• 48:58
  day. There was a guy that we went to
• 49:00
  school With he was like all World.
• 49:03
  His name was Ty, Barrington and he was my neighbor and he had,
• 49:07
  he had a pit in his backyard that he would practice on and
• 49:11
  I'd be like playing basketball or something, and this dude
• 49:13
  would be going so high. He held the record for a while
• 49:18
  in the state. It's something crazy.
• 49:22
  Like he was so good. The way they get that pole to
• 49:24
  bend was just like, I'm a didn't make sense.
• 49:27
  Yeah, he invited me over to his house for a poker tournament.
• 49:30
  It's the first time I've ever played in and I want it.
• 49:34
  Nice. And I didn't think I was making
• 49:36
  out of that house with the money.
• 49:37
  It was all the older guys, and they're also fucking better.
• 49:40
  Oh, I bet man. But they were pissed.
• 49:42
  Yeah, we're good. We're gonna take your money,
• 49:44
  come over the house and I just took all their money was like
• 49:46
  three tables. They're like, fuck you.
• 49:51
  That's right. But I remember saying the pole.
• 49:53
  Vaulting shit though. Yeah, I do.
• 49:55
  That shit was wildly used to blow my mind.
• 49:59
  All right, let's talk about our boy.
• 50:01
  Yeah, you ready? So I Haim.
• 50:04
  So we will get well that is therapy questions and mushrooms
• 50:09
  stories. Mazel, we're gonna get into a
• 50:15
  little bit more about this. We're just doing a touch-based
• 50:18
  real quick. We have some articles but we got
• 50:20
  to talk about our boy mr. Jorge Santos Santos, back in the
• 50:24
  news. I just wanted to do a quick
• 50:26
  update. Okay, so for just The audience
• 50:29
  Republican congressman, who just got elected this, this election.
• 50:34
  Yes. And he is from he unloaded a
• 50:37
  democrat in New York to Hong Kong Island.
• 50:40
  Yep. Long Island Tour the seat.
• 50:41
  Red. Lied about where he went to
• 50:43
  school. He lied about who he's worked
• 50:47
  with from Goldman Sachs to Citibank he lied about having
• 50:50
  employees that worked for him dying.
• 50:52
  The pole shooting in Orlando Skies pretty much.
• 50:55
  He lied about being Jewish. He lied a lot about being, geez.
• 50:58
  She said his mom died in 9/11 and she died like four years
• 51:02
  ago. Yeah, some yeah.
• 51:04
  Like and there's like Twitter tweets to back it up.
• 51:07
  This guy's a full mess. Well supposably.
• 51:10
  Brazilian government's been looking for him.
• 51:12
  They just didn't know that he was alive or where he was.
• 51:15
  So now that he's been making national news with all of his
• 51:19
  other bullshit, the Brazilian government has reopened their
• 51:22
  investigation into him for a bunch of Fraud and other things
• 51:26
  there was also we're delivering on It's like real.
• 51:29
  Is it a coincidence? That that then they just
• 51:33
  yesterday they had like a January 6 type Insurrection in
• 51:36
  Brazil except for like on steroids.
• 51:39
  They they took the capital, they took the presidential Palace and
• 51:43
  the Supreme Court you know Santos he's got a lot of pull.
• 51:47
  He's like oh you guys going to investigate me?
• 51:49
  Well in Santos is in trouble as well because he's said to have
• 51:52
  given like upwards of seven hundred thousand dollars in his
• 51:56
  own money to his campaign in a month.
• 51:58
  Violated campaign laws and might have broken some other laws and
• 52:03
  just ethics when it comes to, well, use money and campaign
• 52:06
  raising money and also just in lying about his credentials but
• 52:11
  also like no like a year ago, he couldn't afford his rent and he
• 52:18
  was like a delinquent on like paying his rent.
• 52:21
  He has net worth was fifty thousand dollars or know.
• 52:23
  He make fifty thousand dollars a year and then all of a sudden
• 52:27
  now he's like loaning out. One hundred thousand dollars to
• 52:30
  his campaign. It's like, well, where did the
• 52:31
  money come from homie? Yeah, you had no assets over
• 52:34
  five thousand dollars. He also said to your, he claimed
• 52:36
  11 million dollars in assets. Yeah, he says he owns 13
• 52:40
  properties. He does.
• 52:40
  And he was like, that living at his mom's house.
• 52:43
  Yeah, I mean, obviously this guy's full of shit but now, you
• 52:46
  know, we've seen also, he was supposedly, gave some white
• 52:49
  power gesture while he was voting for the speaker.
• 52:53
  The house. This guy's a fucking mess, but
• 52:56
  just an update because we talked about him.
• 52:58
  The last episode and it was just like all this goofy shit was
• 53:02
  coming out about how he might have lied about this or about
• 53:04
  that. Well, he lied about all of it
• 53:06
  and now the Brazilian government's reopening their
• 53:08
  investigation into him. The Republican Jewish Coalition
• 53:12
  is, there's just so many people that are, he's on so many people
• 53:15
  shitless. And the first day he was in the
• 53:20
  house. And in the chamber's, he just
• 53:21
  sat there by himself and nobody really talked to him.
• 53:24
  And then safe. Did you see he sat down next to
• 53:28
  During this speaker better about to get you, oh, Marjorie,
• 53:31
  Taylor, green, yellow and maggots.
• 53:34
  Oh yeah. He's but he's got a buddy up to
• 53:36
  somebody and they'll take anyone to join.
• 53:38
  So that's like, you know, his whole thing, but he voted
• 53:40
  McCarthy. But either way, Jorge Santos,
• 53:43
  big mess, more to come potential Federal investigations and
• 53:47
  ethics violations investigations as well.
• 53:51
  So just keep an eye out for this line.
• 53:52
  Sack of shit. He's representing Long Island,
• 53:56
  shoutouts Nucky. And then the other thing we're
• 54:00
  going to talk about is just, you know, we missed All this crazy
• 54:04
  stuff that first time, that the Speaker of the House vote is
• 54:07
  gone past the first boat ballots in about a hundred years.
• 54:12
  Exactly. 100 years. Yeah, and you ended up going 15
• 54:15
  rounds before McCarthy was named speaker of the house.
• 54:20
  Did you watch it on Friday? I watch the whole thing like, I
• 54:24
  tried I was busy with work so I watch some of it.
• 54:28
  I mean, I've watched all the highlights.
• 54:29
  It's so dramatic and just so childish and Goofy.
• 54:33
  Yeah, they like them. Like giving rounds of Applause
• 54:36
  for people voting present, just like, put a stop to it.
• 54:41
  And that and then Matt gaetz almost gets punched in the face
• 54:46
  by like one of the other Republican Congressman because
• 54:48
  he's so pissed at him and that would be just like pulled back.
• 54:52
  Well, I think they were saying that he either.
• 54:54
  Is somebody had a child born, then somebody else had a death
• 55:02
  in their family and they had a funeral, they needed to go to.
• 55:05
  Maybe it was him. I don't want to misspeak but
• 55:06
  there's a couple people that were like in, like on the
• 55:09
  Republican side that were in the chambers that had like shit
• 55:14
  going on that they needed to leave and they were just tired
• 55:17
  of it being drugged the fuck on. I think that bad that they
• 55:20
  couldn't. Yeah and they couldn't leave
• 55:21
  because the Democrats had Add two hundred and twelve votes for
• 55:27
  their nominee for speaker of the house.
• 55:29
  So and how it works is like they only count the majority of the
• 55:33
  people who vote. So if like, these Republicans
• 55:36
  left than it could have got to the point where the two hundred
• 55:39
  twelve votes by the Democrat. Majority.
• 55:41
  Yeah. And then there's a whole shit
• 55:44
  storm for Republicans but you know what I like is so weird.
• 55:47
  Is that you don't have to be a member of Congress to be the
• 55:50
  speaker of the house. Yeah, that's interesting.
• 55:53
  Yeah. They could have made Donald
• 55:55
  Trump, the speaker of the house. Oh, yeah, boy.
• 55:58
  I mean, Matt gaetz voted for him.
• 55:59
  One. I know nominated.
• 56:01
  And it's just so goofy, nominating Jim, Jim Jordan
• 56:05
  nominates, Kevin McCarthy. And then, Matt gaetz, turns
• 56:08
  around and dominates Jim. Jordan like now, and in the
• 56:11
  speeches, they give like the Republicans were so fucking
• 56:14
  cringe when they would nominate McCarthy.
• 56:17
  They're just like, they thought their like all this is my moment
• 56:20
  and I'm not a good speaker and they go out there and just like
• 56:22
  God, you suck. Yeah they suck.
• 56:26
  We're all looking for some like historical moment.
• 56:28
  Yeah and you just look like a clown because you're nominating
• 56:31
  him for the 12th time and it's not going to go through and the
• 56:34
  13th time. It's not going to go through and
• 56:36
  the 14th time so it's like it just to melee ating for Kevin
• 56:40
  McCarthy and like, meanwhile the Democrats voted unanimously for
• 56:44
  him Jeffrey's every single time. So though, so 15 times there's
• 56:49
  something going up there and then just like talking about how
• 56:52
  cool he was. Man, that shit was just so it
• 56:57
  was, it was cringe as fuck. I know.
• 56:59
  And then so then they just passed the the rules package
• 57:04
  today and so that. So basically McCarthy negotiated
• 57:09
  with all these, like insurrectionist in order for to
• 57:14
  get their votes or there, you know, you know, consent for him
• 57:19
  to become speaker, but yeah, but it's a shit show.
• 57:22
  So, now the rules are Person can just call them out and then
• 57:26
  they'll have another vote for him to be speaker and it's like
• 57:29
  all sorts of shit that he gave up.
• 57:31
  So, it's like, it's going to be a shitshow and McCarthy already
• 57:36
  said that he will never bring a bill to the floor about raising,
• 57:41
  the debt ceiling, which is just us paying our fucking bills.
• 57:45
  So we're going to default on our debt unless the Democrats figure
• 57:50
  out like some procedural way to get it on the floor, without
• 57:53
  him, his Has approval. Yeah, I mean he's there going to
• 57:58
  stall. Do bunch of goofy shit.
• 58:00
  It's been interesting these past couple days.
• 58:02
  You've just seen how in disarray while they're trying to be while
• 58:05
  they while they can be unified to try to get something done.
• 58:09
  They're just going to unify to try to hold shit up and make it
• 58:11
  look as bad as possible to try to make it as difficult as
• 58:15
  possible for Biden to take credit for getting anything done
• 58:18
  when he runs for re-election but McCarthy's upon and yeah, he's
• 58:22
  sold his sold. All the lunatics and all the
• 58:24
  crazy people in his party and Yeah, Gabe route like he you
• 58:27
  know he made his position less powerful just to have it.
• 58:31
  Yeah, just have the like titles but he has like no because he's
• 58:35
  been chasing it for four years. He's been chasing that Dragon.
• 58:39
  Like what lost it to Paul Ryan, you know.
• 58:43
  He's yeah. But when Boehner like we have
• 58:45
  resigned he was supposed to be the guy and then he couldn't get
• 58:49
  the votes. So then they got Paul Ryan.
• 58:52
  Yeah, then I got Paul Ryan, which was wild too.
• 58:54
  So get that Paul Ryan quit because he couldn't handle it.
• 58:57
  He's like, this is fucking crazy.
• 58:58
  Yeah, so yeah. Just a little, you know, pay
• 59:01
  attention, but that shit's while that's historical 15 votes.
• 59:04
  Yep. 15 votes to decide. Speaker of the House.
• 59:10
  All right, second in line to the presidency.
• 59:13
  Let's get into these articles. Wall Street Journal, marketers,
• 59:20
  markets, wound in 2022. Taking the fun out of the day of
• 59:24
  the day trading for newbies. This is an article by The Wall
• 59:27
  Street Journal, you motherfuckers?
• 59:30
  You block me out of it. Now you didn't get these
• 59:32
  traitors call it quits yeah Ricky Traders, call it quits and
• 59:35
  their families or thrilled. I mean we've seen this.
• 59:38
  But yeah, it's just talking about our people.
• 59:40
  I say you know people took up a lot of day trading and
• 59:43
  cryptocurrencies at the beginning of the pandemic.
• 59:47
  If you are lucky like myself you made a shit ton of money off of
• 59:50
  it and you got the fuck out of it but some people did am and
• 59:53
  the meme stocks in the meme stocks.
• 59:55
  And some people have stuck with it.
• 59:57
  I'd give you're still sticking with it.
• 59:58
  It's mind-blowing to me that's that's that's the tiger.
• 1:00:02
  And I an ape like the Tigers still in.
• 1:00:04
  Am see the Iron Age still in. Gme see in those are talking
• 1:00:09
  about like staying Strong and hold on.
• 1:00:11
  And that's those are still like It's just, I don't, I don't get
• 1:00:17
  it. Yeah, so basically, yeah.
• 1:00:18
  What it's with articles saying is that everybody was like,
• 1:00:20
  who's day trading, it's not that they're not in the market
• 1:00:24
  anymore, they're just now doing what everybody else should be
• 1:00:28
  doing, which is Buy, and Hold, You know, like if you just like,
• 1:00:32
  the people who have the most money, like in like, Fidelity
• 1:00:36
  are dead because they just never sold their stock in all this
• 1:00:41
  stuff all stock market does go up up up, you know, Every time,
• 1:00:45
  yeah. Yeah, Bitcoin lost about 65
• 1:00:50
  percent of its value. Through the year.
• 1:00:55
  So, yeah, I mean, it's just a mature families.
• 1:00:57
  This guy saying that he started out at 8:00, a.m. till 3:00 p.m.
• 1:01:00
  and manages for polo portfolio about two thousand dollars.
• 1:01:04
  No. But I'm sure he made some money
• 1:01:05
  off of it and then just stuck with it and bombed out and it's
• 1:01:09
  what have two thousand dollars you're spending that much time
• 1:01:11
  off. Well, I'm sure he was getting
• 1:01:14
  something, I'm sure he was like furloughed or on unemployment
• 1:01:18
  and just like that's what he had.
• 1:01:19
  An extra cash to fuck around with and I say, But either way,
• 1:01:25
  I mean, that's not what you should be doing with your last
• 1:01:27
  two thousand dollars, but during the pandemic of being, a lot of
• 1:01:30
  people did that and that's what I did.
• 1:01:32
  I was buying crypto Dirt Cheap crypto like 50 bucks at a time.
• 1:01:38
  Yeah, he don't know. Yeah, everybody, I mean you have
• 1:01:40
  the stimulus check, you know, like yeah.
• 1:01:43
  So It wasn't like your last two thousand dollars, it was just
• 1:01:47
  like an extra 2,000, the obsession didn't end when he
• 1:01:50
  said, sit down in the living room with his wife, Andrea run
• 1:01:53
  andreea Adriana Rodriguez each knee each evening for about two
• 1:01:58
  years. He talked about investing even
• 1:02:01
  watching it's all he did was watching investing videos,
• 1:02:04
  embed, he was here, but he wasn't here.
• 1:02:07
  Yeah, that she can be kind of consuming whenever I had my when
• 1:02:10
  I was super into crypto, and I was checking that shit
• 1:02:12
  constantly, it's like obsessed. It was a tick.
• 1:02:15
  Yeah to like open up my app and look at it and check and see how
• 1:02:19
  it's changed and they somebody wanted to look like that's how
• 1:02:21
  they get you to like the gamification of it like Robin
• 1:02:24
  Hood, you know. It's like they it's like becomes
• 1:02:27
  addictive like social media. Yeah, no definitely.
• 1:02:31
  Like once I got one side, deleted it, deleted the apps.
• 1:02:34
  I haven't really like giving a fuck about it but when I was in
• 1:02:37
  it or I'd my coinbase and stuff, I mean, Jesus dude.
• 1:02:40
  That's all I did was check that shit religiously.
• 1:02:42
  Yeah. Yeah, it's not healthy and it's
• 1:02:45
  like it's not if it's not your main job, it shouldn't be taking
• 1:02:48
  away from your real job. Yeah, no, you definitely should.
• 1:02:56
  Definitely should we do? There's people, you know, like
• 1:02:58
  they said, like, in this article, they've dumped a lot
• 1:03:01
  for their whole life savings, their family's life savings into
• 1:03:05
  it and have lost everything. When you see these entities that
• 1:03:08
  people have bought that are were that were worth half a million
• 1:03:11
  dollars that are now worth like thousand bucks.
• 1:03:15
  Yeah. You know, I think the most I've
• 1:03:17
  seen is some of them worth like 100 Grand 160k and even then
• 1:03:21
  they're like ones that someone bought for ten dollars and I'll
• 1:03:27
  be mildly. Had my buddy bought one for like
• 1:03:30
  like fifteen thousand dollars and it was like so wack meant
• 1:03:33
  the time and now I'm sure it's like worthless.
• 1:03:37
  You got to ask him. You got to find out.
• 1:03:39
  I don't see. I don't think the end of T.
• 1:03:41
  I like I don't care about. I know, I don't want to bring it
• 1:03:43
  up. Yo, did you lose your ass on
• 1:03:44
  that? Fucking nft.
• 1:03:48
  Or like it's like I'm curious you know how many of those nft
• 1:03:50
  people have lost their ass on it everybody.
• 1:03:55
  And I think nft like the technology behind it is going to
• 1:03:59
  be useful, but just like the whole digital art part of it was
• 1:04:03
  always like a bubble. But like putting like, you know,
• 1:04:10
  like nf2 being like your car, note, or your mortgage, or stuff
• 1:04:15
  like that, like that's going to, you know, putting it on the
• 1:04:17
  blockchain like that's gonna, I think be around forever.
• 1:04:24
  See if you like one of these guys who bought a bunch of
• 1:04:26
  crypto and etherium back in the day, way, back in the day, it's
• 1:04:31
  completely different. Like this guy's ago.
• 1:04:33
  I bought a bunch of etherium. Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  Like in 2015 And so now he's still up but his mom's down
• 1:04:39
  like, fucking, like sixteen thousand dollars or something.
• 1:04:42
  Yeah. And she's like, no more talking
• 1:04:44
  about it. But, you know, that's like
• 1:04:46
  that's what some of those people go.
• 1:04:47
  I made a bunch of money off of it and they did.
• 1:04:49
  But those people are few and far between and the Smart Ones get
• 1:04:54
  out because I'm sure he could have gotten out with way more
• 1:04:56
  than what he has for. Sure.
• 1:04:58
  And now he's just still holding on to it because you don't lose
• 1:05:00
  until you sound. Like, that's how it was with me
• 1:05:02
  and do. Just, I had so much that it was
• 1:05:03
  like, I just need to sell it because I don't know if it
• 1:05:06
  hasn't been. And as high as it was when I
• 1:05:07
  sold it since I sold it. Yeah.
• 1:05:09
  So so it's like that was like smart move of me to do, was to
• 1:05:13
  get the fuck rid of it, right? But I'm glad people are getting
• 1:05:18
  turned off by actively joining it especially with how it's
• 1:05:22
  been. Now, if you can learn from other
• 1:05:24
  people's mistakes, I don't know what to tell, you PL, you said
• 1:05:27
  Robin had made it so easy, right?
• 1:05:30
  Stimulus package, nothing to do because the covid and then Robin
• 1:05:35
  Hood game of Buying it that like was like The Perfect Storm.
• 1:05:41
  Oh yeah. This guy he made like portfolio.
• 1:05:43
  And Robin Hood was over a million.
• 1:05:47
  And barely through three is investment started dropping.
• 1:05:50
  And he faced a massive tax bill from the gains, he had taken in
• 1:05:54
  2021, they gave up Trading Yeah, I'm sure that's what a lot of
• 1:06:01
  people to think about Tuesday made all that money.
• 1:06:02
  They yank it all out, then they got to pay taxes on it.
• 1:06:07
  Capital Gang bitch capital gains tax bitch.
• 1:06:13
  Yeah. Alright next article it was the
• 1:06:16
  next one. Oh yeah.
• 1:06:17
  Lanina. I'd do anything for running.
• 1:06:20
  Yo Only Knows Common Man. I mean allegedly, I read that
• 1:06:25
  whole article this article that we're about to pull up, it's
• 1:06:29
  pretty doomsday, is it? Yeah, it's like we are
• 1:06:34
  completely fucked to 2023 and we could definitely hit the 1.5
• 1:06:39
  degrees Celsius, increase that everybody agrees.
• 1:06:43
  It's going to be like catastrophic for the world and
• 1:06:48
  they think that like the highest record of Beat that ever was on
• 1:06:54
  this planet, it's going to happen this year and like in the
• 1:06:58
  Middle East or South Asia. Do you disagree?
• 1:07:04
  When you're having that? I will.
• 1:07:06
  That's, I don't atmospheric Rivers, man.
• 1:07:08
  I know. That's, my point is like, I
• 1:07:10
  don't think that it's as predictable as that like, I
• 1:07:13
  agree that we're gonna have like extreme weather, but I don't
• 1:07:18
  think it's going to be like, oh, like we're going to have even
• 1:07:21
  more droughts here. Like, I could see it being like,
• 1:07:25
  Oh, symbol. It's rainy and California all
• 1:07:27
  the time as opposed to Sunny all the time.
• 1:07:29
  Like just as easy as I can see it being Like drought-stricken
• 1:07:33
  forever. Like I just feel like weather is
• 1:07:36
  going to change. There's going to be winners and
• 1:07:38
  losers, there's going to be places like you couldn't like
• 1:07:41
  really live before, and now it's like a fucking like paradise
• 1:07:44
  Lush Garden. Yeah, but then, there's going to
• 1:07:47
  be places where I'll bunch of people live, and it's just
• 1:07:50
  completely inhabitable, Well, when do you think that happens?
• 1:07:54
  Like dude it's already happening we have like the biggest
• 1:07:57
  migration going on right now like a lot of, you know what's
• 1:08:00
  going on. Like you know, like the whole
• 1:08:02
  Syrian Civil War happened because of a drought like they
• 1:08:05
  couldn't get longer and that was like 2014, when that popped off.
• 1:08:11
  Like so it's already happening. So you think this is a little
• 1:08:17
  too dramatic and doomsday. Ish.
• 1:08:19
  Yeah. So it's to like, like, sure of
• 1:08:24
  itself. I should say, what is wired?
• 1:08:28
  Come on. It's like, this is like, they're
• 1:08:31
  like this is what's actually. This is literally.
• 1:08:33
  What's going to happen? It's like okay.
• 1:08:34
  Like the weather people can't get shit, right?
• 1:08:36
  Like a week down the road like you're going to get this mapping
• 1:08:39
  out the entire worlds, like climate, like verbatim for the
• 1:08:43
  next year. I don't think so.
• 1:08:46
  Yeah, it says here want me to do with me.
• 1:08:48
  I'm surprised it wouldn't be at all surprised.
• 1:08:50
  If the record for highest recorded temperature, currently
• 1:08:53
  54.4 Celsius, one hundred and twenty nine point nine.
• 1:08:57
  Fahrenheit in Death Valley is shattered shattered, didn't you
• 1:09:02
  think that was low? I thought I'd been harder on the
• 1:09:04
  earth other than 130 degrees, I thought I could like, Qatar gets
• 1:09:09
  like that hot. Yeah, I mean, I feel like they
• 1:09:13
  do, I don't know, I thought that was everybody was saying like he
• 1:09:15
  could get up to 140 and guitar like an assembly.
• 1:09:18
  That's why they had it in the winter.
• 1:09:20
  That's what, that's what I maybe that's what you know.
• 1:09:23
  Big weather wants you to believe.
• 1:09:25
  Oh, I don't know if I'm like, yeah.
• 1:09:27
  But when I saw the one 29.9 is the highest I'm like I thought
• 1:09:31
  is that? Is that a thing is Big weather
• 1:09:33
  thing? Oh yeah, big leather for sure.
• 1:09:35
  Big weather. Yeah, ask Bill Nye.
• 1:09:38
  Wow. Why didn't I just learned
• 1:09:41
  something today and that bill bill Nyes ex-wife recently?
• 1:09:45
  Oh, really how did that happen? That's gonna therapeutic
• 1:09:50
  setting. She said, yeah, there's like a
• 1:09:55
  really, really nasty divorce and she was telling me like, he's
• 1:09:59
  not like a nice person. I was like, what I was in my
• 1:10:02
  board there. You know, man, I don't believe
• 1:10:05
  her bills to man, and that's what I was saying.
• 1:10:08
  Like sorry. Shut up.
• 1:10:10
  Don't talk shit about Bill Nye it's a nice sandwich.
• 1:10:13
  Is Mary come for like 10 years. Yeah, what does she know?
• 1:10:16
  I've been watching him for like 35, so that is it?
• 1:10:19
  Yes better shut up bitch. I knew bill, I knew your husband
• 1:10:22
  before you did. I know more about her than you
• 1:10:24
  ever will. Hey Boo, boo.
• 1:10:28
  Boo, my favorite part of Bill Nye, the Science Guy was the
• 1:10:33
  mock music videos at the end of each episode that he made about
• 1:10:36
  science. So there's one where it was like
• 1:10:39
  the Hot Blooded somebody's like I'm cold-blooded and they're all
• 1:10:42
  like dinosaurs as like this is the coolest shit ever.
• 1:10:44
  I used to love that show. God Bill Nye was so good.
• 1:10:47
  Do you ever Beakman's World? Yeah.
• 1:10:50
  Yeah. Beakman's World was also super
• 1:10:52
  tripped out of think that came on before Bill Nye.
• 1:10:55
  Yeah, and now bill now he does Is is like it's all like climate
• 1:10:59
  change, like an hour fucked. So he kind of bums me out.
• 1:11:01
  But yeah, it's still okay. Like, but it's just like, I
• 1:11:04
  don't need to know about this. He tried to warn us though.
• 1:11:07
  You know. I'd be mad at us, too, if I was
• 1:11:09
  Bill. Yeah, I'd be, I'd be on my shit.
• 1:11:13
  I be on some shit to, you know, about Al Gore.
• 1:11:15
  He tried to warn us. Yeah he tried to warn us, he
• 1:11:18
  invented the Internet. We still didn't listen to him.
• 1:11:20
  Shout out, shout out. I'll go for inventing the
• 1:11:25
  internet, the internet. Brought to you by Al Gore.
• 1:11:29
  He actually was a big part of funding DARPA for the internet
• 1:11:34
  when he was in Congress. It's just fun to give him an
• 1:11:37
  answer, it was just the fuck up. Yeah, I know.
• 1:11:40
  It's just just keep that in a lockbox.
• 1:11:42
  Yeah, we'll keep it in the lock box with all the internet
• 1:11:45
  Secrets, secret security jury. Strategically Chief madhu, K Abu
• 1:11:57
  jumbo. That's like one of the that's so
• 1:11:59
  good. That's like arguably.
• 1:12:01
  Well when I was Farrell's best Will Ferrell's best characters.
• 1:12:04
  Yeah. Is when he plays George W.
• 1:12:06
  Bush and George W. Bush.
• 1:12:08
  That's like, too good, too. Good.
• 1:12:12
  A boot Jambo. All right.
• 1:12:14
  Last article. I don't even know why you threw
• 1:12:18
  this in here because I thought, you know, we could talk about
• 1:12:21
  the world. May be ending.
• 1:12:22
  I watch 28 Days Later, shut up the world ending.
• 1:12:25
  I mean that's happened to me yesterday.
• 1:12:28
  Yeah, that's true. I see, I didn't even know.
• 1:12:30
  Yeah, but you didn't see that. You didn't see that article
• 1:12:33
  coming in your premonition, though.
• 1:12:34
  Did you nah, do you until you went to another planet and saw
• 1:12:39
  like your avatar ancestors? Yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Andy, you're trapped in here. Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  And I was like, why the fuck I was like, literally trying to
• 1:12:50
  logically think why the fuck would they trapped me into the
• 1:12:52
  theater? You must crawl out.
• 1:12:55
  I tried to Epic. Last one is from your boy.
• 1:12:59
  Your favorite? Yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Idol you man, your boy. Bloomberg and Bloomberg article
• 1:13:07
  for you banks open data, protection, Vault, to other
• 1:13:11
  Financial bills. As businesses, sheltered Harbor
• 1:13:15
  offers a way to restore critical files lost in hack attacks or
• 1:13:21
  crucial crucial files lost in a hack attack.
• 1:13:28
  I don't like about this whole thing so I don't understand
• 1:13:31
  that. So open data, protection, vaults
• 1:13:33
  to all and it's like there. I was reading it and so it's
• 1:13:38
  supposed to be like, they take everything from that day for
• 1:13:42
  like Whatever company there. The bank is protecting, and they
• 1:13:47
  put it into this like lockbox, you know, like some secure
• 1:13:51
  thing. And then I'm like, later in the
• 1:13:53
  article it's like, it's not perfect because it can still be
• 1:13:57
  hacked when they're transferring your information from the normal
• 1:14:01
  system to the vault. Would you do once a day?
• 1:14:06
  So it can still get hacked that way.
• 1:14:08
  And there's all these finance companies that update all their
• 1:14:11
  shit like every few seconds. If not every like I mean every
• 1:14:15
  couple minutes, if not every few seconds and if you only like
• 1:14:19
  lock it down, once a day, then you don't have any of the data
• 1:14:23
  format day that you normally would, so it's like pointless.
• 1:14:28
  Yeah, it seems like super neat. Just fuck it.
• 1:14:31
  I mean in theory it's a good idea though.
• 1:14:34
  I know but it's like what's the difference?
• 1:14:35
  Don't understand why this is different than what they're
• 1:14:37
  doing already. Is that it's, I think it's that
• 1:14:39
  if something does happen to it, you can like get back up online
• 1:14:43
  quickly, right? So they can just like it's, you
• 1:14:46
  know, like a backup. It's like an off-site.
• 1:14:49
  Copy a drive, but I mean that's still hackable when you.
• 1:14:55
  Yeah, I mean, everything's hack. But, ya know, they did say that
• 1:14:58
  like, like, 71% of deposit ooh. Yeah.
• 1:15:02
  Yeah. So they won't tell us who's
• 1:15:05
  using this, this system. But that, at least 70% of the
• 1:15:10
  money going in to banks in the country.
• 1:15:13
  Are those institutions are using this?
• 1:15:17
  Yeah, 72% of deposit. And 71% of brokerage client
• 1:15:22
  accounts in the US. Yeah.
• 1:15:25
  Use sheltered Harbor are participants in it, which is
• 1:15:29
  crazy. I mean, that's a super cool.
• 1:15:31
  Yeah, the idea of shelter Harbor came but for the man that's a
• 1:15:34
  con Sony and hurt at scary though because that's one
• 1:15:38
  company that you have to figure out how to hack their vault and
• 1:15:41
  then you get 70% of the money. Like that's a lot of, that's a
• 1:15:48
  big wig, dude. I know it's like you gotta hit
• 1:15:52
  that. That's a problem to happen like
• 1:15:56
  that. Centralized.
• 1:15:57
  Consolidating it? Yeah.
• 1:15:59
  It's like makes it even easier is like, yeah, we don't have to
• 1:16:01
  Rob all like every Bank. We just have to Rob this one
• 1:16:04
  company and we get every Bank robbed the hob.
• 1:16:07
  Yeah. Yeah, but rapid recovery
• 1:16:11
  systems. I mean that's a smart business
• 1:16:13
  plan, whoever came up with that once encrypted for you and keep
• 1:16:19
  it. It's pretty fucking smart.
• 1:16:23
  Okay. Well what if somebody who works
• 1:16:24
  there, you know what I mean? Well, you know for like
• 1:16:28
  hospitals and other institutions besides financial institutions
• 1:16:33
  is what they're saying. So like, you know, you don't
• 1:16:34
  lose files right backs up everything so like now in the
• 1:16:38
  financial sector. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:41
  That definitely seems to have some goofy Loops, but like, for
• 1:16:44
  stuff like hospitals and other things like that, it can also
• 1:16:46
  see it, you know, being practical, obviously, the
• 1:16:49
  getting hacked as you're doing it, like You know.
• 1:16:52
  Yeah but getting robbed like in a.
• 1:16:55
  What's it like an armored car with all of your information
• 1:16:59
  obviously would suck, but I mean there's I think they're no
• 1:17:02
  matter what system you use. It's going to be somewhat
• 1:17:04
  vulnerable. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:17:06
  And yeah that is a good point because like a lot of these
• 1:17:08
  companies can get ransomware and they're like hey we'll just wipe
• 1:17:12
  all your files you know. It doesn't have to be money if
• 1:17:15
  you don't pay us money. Yeah I mean yeah so I get it.
• 1:17:19
  What you're saying? Like that, that aspect of it
• 1:17:23
  makes sense but you know end of the day, it seems neat, just
• 1:17:27
  fuck. They have cornered the fuck out
• 1:17:28
  of this Market. Yeah, I'm interested to see it
• 1:17:31
  seems like it's a crypto wallets for businesses with all their
• 1:17:35
  info. That's what it basically sounded
• 1:17:37
  like to me when I was reading through, it just sounds like
• 1:17:39
  some crypto wallet shit, but for business files Yeah, kind of I
• 1:17:44
  said you're saying there. Yeah, I've known about any shit
• 1:17:50
  like it just Why do you have 72 percent of the market?
• 1:17:54
  Well, that's about. Yeah, that's really, it has to
• 1:17:56
  be needs to be that big. Well, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:17:58
  I think that maybe we need to prank that company up and like,
• 1:18:01
  spread this out. Yeah, because they're definitely
• 1:18:04
  a Powerhouse and that leaves them to be like lose him
• 1:18:07
  susceptible to a big massive attack.
• 1:18:09
  Like you said, there's a lot of people's information really
• 1:18:13
  quick and it's like the whole thing is trying to prevent from
• 1:18:17
  happening. Yeah, by consolidating it,
• 1:18:19
  you're making are. All right.
• 1:18:20
  We gotta protect all the goals. Let's put It all in this room
• 1:18:22
  everyone at your gold together. That's like some has one place.
• 1:18:26
  Like we're not man, that man. Whenever they let the Joker hold
• 1:18:30
  up, like, watch all their cash and he sets it all on fire.
• 1:18:33
  Yeah. He's like fuck you.
• 1:18:35
  That's good. Yeah, they're kind of doing the
• 1:18:37
  exact same thing. I don't know.
• 1:18:39
  He might it out. Spit it out.
• 1:18:40
  Yeah. It seems like it's it mean it's
• 1:18:42
  interesting in theory but I don't see how it's Yeah, that
• 1:18:47
  makes it sound like Jess. I'm big-ass Monopoly of a
• 1:18:49
  company. Start in 2015, for 34 Banks and
• 1:18:54
  it's Roseville probably than 24 hours 160 160 institutions.
• 1:18:59
  Now, participate, in the initiative, they're very vague
• 1:19:03
  about who does it to write. Obviously, they can't say, but
• 1:19:06
  it's like uber vague but it's obviously it's well over the
• 1:19:09
  majority of banks so just yeah. Yes.
• 1:19:12
  Yes to banks are going to get one of them.
• 1:19:13
  Right? Yeah.
• 1:19:14
  Yeah. Seriously I guess.
• 1:19:16
  Two major large Banks. Yeah and at least one working
• 1:19:19
  that. Yeah.
• 1:19:20
  Chase and Bank of America. America.
• 1:19:21
  So go up. You got your correct sir?
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  Yeah, white man, that's kind of it for articles are pretty
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  light, pretty easy. Well, it was a good episode
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  episode 7, dude. Yeah. 70 in the bag and you
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  know, don't be like mr. Goody and take mushrooms and go
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  see Avatar. It's a bad idea.
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  You might have a bad time. That's a bad idea.
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  I don't like that idea. It's a very bad idea and went to
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  the movies and ate mushrooms and Saw Avatar.
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  And then called your mom, I had somebody else.
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  Come on Mom. You had a black man named Thor.
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  Call your mom. That is correct, dr.
• 1:20:00
  Phil that's four. Are you proud of that?
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  No, I was not part of anything that happened, but I didn't
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  think it was gonna go left like that about others should be
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  sitting in a theater for three hours.
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  I wish I had that quote, memorize.
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  He's like, shut up, your ugly, give me $200 or so I care is
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  Elmo. Throw this at you, or give me
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  20. There's the one where he's like,
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  give me your phone, or I'm going to throw rocks through your
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  goddamn them, gender. Yeah, you ugly hole.
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  Are you ugly whore? Yeah, give me that phone or I'm
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  gonna throw walks to your goddamn window.
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  You ugly whore, that's your fuss, a doctor, you're a Doctor.
• 1:20:48
  Phil, you're an asshole, never nothing.
• 1:20:50
  But horrible things about you, but shoutout.
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  Thanks for the money gold. That has he got anything?
• 1:20:58
  You got any words? Inspiration, anything, anything
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  good. What do you got?
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  Ice Cube shirt on, you know, today was a good day because the
• 1:21:07
  whole world wasn't over, you know, I mean, you know we'll see
• 1:21:11
  how this flood works out but shout out, you know, alright.
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  PTC you what a fucking embarrassment is, dude, you're
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  lucky. I didn't go down to LA and watch
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  that game. Yeah, that was brutal.
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  Those ruff ruff Horned Frogs. Yeah, Horned Frogs well, number
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  number 70 in the bag like follow, subscribe, share
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• 1:21:38
  And listening as always be good, stay safe and because he demands
• 1:21:43
  it he makes me tell you all to go fuck yourselves.
• 1:21:46
  Be go dogs. Yeah.