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Episode 100: We Go 0 To 100 Real Quick!! · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, What it do, What it do.
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz, aka Mr. Goody 2, shoots.
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  And who am I with, as always, Joseph Huggins, aka Old Man
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  Huggie. Talk shit or get off the pod
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  milestones and Microphones celebrating Episode 100,
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  motherfuckers. For the last 100 days I did 100
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  shows. The next 100 days pray to do 100
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  bow. I'm butting 100 bras break 100
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  laws. I'm going to keep it 101.
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  Hundred for y'all. I'm going to keep with 101.
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  Hundred for y'all. I'm going to keep with 101.
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  Hundred for y'all yeah. Blood on my plate.
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  Glass of melt back. Wake the living dead with my
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  sound check. I'm fresh.
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  Blood stripping down our house neck, howling at the mold, up
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  the tone with the sound set. What's going on, Joseph?
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  Let's play the War Horn. I haven't played that in a long
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  time. That cybertronic War Horn.
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  What's up man? Dude, here we are keeping it
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  100. Dude, that's wild that we've
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  actually made it to 100. That's pretty crazy to me.
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  Yeah. You think?
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  I mean that's I never wasn't going to no, I never.
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  Without you, I would have. I would have like I made a deep
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  fake and just made you still be the cohost even if you bounced
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  and then get to 100. OK, OK, Little Chatchi BT City G
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  fake. Old man Huggie bot chat bot
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  while we're on it. They just talk about like Bill
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  Paxton and it would talk about like the same stuff.
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  It is fill holes. Well, OK.
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  Speaking of Chatchi BT like I've I've banned the use of it on the
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  podcast because it's just it's how how about this?
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  It's not taking our jobs anytime soon.
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  That's let's just say that. But I did.
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  I was updating my resume because I'm looking for a new job.
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  And so I did put my last job on there.
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  And I was like putting like, you know, like the little bullet
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  points for skills, you know, and it just, it just looked weak.
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  So I was like, chat, GB, TI was like, hey, could you write like
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  5 things for a financial advisor to put on their resume?
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  And it was like, sure. And it was just like, boom, like
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  literally perfect. Because everything that it said
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  was stuff that I was that I like legit stuff that I was doing.
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  But the way that it said, it was just, you know, perfect.
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  Yeah, because it was like it borderline word salad.
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  But like, it was actually succinct.
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  And you know, it wasn't like it was just words, just just to be
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  words, which is often what I'll do, like on a resume, You know,
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  it's like extremely organized or something like that.
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  Yeah. So, but so since I was on there,
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  I. Because your boy stopped
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  drinking back on March 10th. I was trying to figure out what
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  five months is. Is it like exactly on the 10th
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  of the 5th month or whatever? And I was like trying to find
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  out how many days it had been because I knew it was coming up.
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  So I asked chat GB T this is on August 4th.
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  How many days are between March or how many day counts?
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  Is it from March 10th through August 4th?
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  And it said 147 days. And I was like, what?
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  I don't think that's true. And then I was like, does that
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  include, I asked it, does that include March 10th and August
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  4th? And it said yes, it includes all
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  the dates between and both those dates.
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  And then I go and manually count it and it's 148 days.
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  And I go, I just counted it's 148 And then it immediately
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  responds and goes, My apologies, you are correct, it is 148 days.
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  So either chat TVD can't do simple math or addition, or this
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  motherfucker lied to me, knew it lied to me, and then I had to,
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  like, call it out before it would.
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  Correct my my apology Sir. It's like I must have
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  miscounted. I barely hit enter.
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  When I said it was 148 before, it apologized.
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  And so it's like, well, did you know ahead of time, bro and just
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  and just kept silent. Come on chat GB T.
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  Yeah, yeah. Big facts.
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  That's and then another thing I wanted to I don't.
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  Trust it. I don't trust it either, but
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  like there is like if you apply it in certain aspects of life,
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  it can definitely be helpful. Oh yeah, it could be beneficial
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  but in the same time it's it's 147 days.
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  I know right? So you it's like it would be
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  helpful for ideas, but like if you're like researching
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  something you need to Fact Check it for sure.
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  Oh yeah, you know there's you can't like if you're writing, if
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  you're using it to like write an essay in college or you know
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  whatever those, you know Gen. Zers do nowadays, you fucking
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  lazy bastards. Like you need to go like get the
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  essay, then like at least do a little bit of fact checking so
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  you're not just like turning something and it's completely
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  false to your professor. And then you know, get getting a
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  shit grade or. You got to fat Fact Check it and
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  then you got to kind of jumble it up.
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  You got to, you got to spice it up.
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  Yeah. And it even fat GBT will say
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  that sometimes it'll be like here's a list, feel free to use
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  any of them or combine a couple. Oh, OK And I was like, oh,
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  Chachi BT good, Good thing cuz I did like some parts of this one
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  and some parts of that one, you know, of course.
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  Can I? I should yeah, I don't need to.
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  Just like quote Chachi BT accurately.
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  Yeah, that's not a person. They don't.
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  Yeah, they don't deserve that. Yeah.
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  Well, exactly. That's my.
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  Point I am a person. I am a person, Andrew.
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  Oh yeah, I forgot. I forgot it'll.
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  Take over the world in 147 days. Well, 47 is my favorite number,
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  but. What if it's like that's
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  constantly their response to everything is 147?
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  You're like what? Well, it'd be even creepier if
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  it just got it every day. It got it got.
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  Lower and lower. Yeah, Like, what is this
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  countdown? Five days?
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  Like what is happening in five days.
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  Sue's been tripping me out for months.
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  Dude. I hate this guy.
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  Who is this fucking robot guy, dude, this paper clip on my
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  fucking on my Microsoft Word. It's talking shit.
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  Well the other thing on there I saw was so now cuz I have the
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  ChatGPT app I was using the browser at 1st and I'm like cuz
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  they didn't have an app. They had people like there's
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  apps like claiming it was strategy BT but wasn't from open
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  A I but they now they they've got it for a few months now but
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  they upgraded it to chat GB T 3.5.
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  But if I pay $20.00 a month I could go all the way to chat GB
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  T4 now which was only available to select people because they
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  wanted to like have them tested out.
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  So now it's available to the public, but there's a paywall.
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  And remember, Chat GB T is owned by Open A I The Open A I,
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  meaning open source code for free.
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  And it was going to be a nonprofit and now it's like one
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  of the most valued companies in the world like.
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  And it's been less than a year since they launched Chat GB T on
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  to the public. It's crazy.
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  And then the other thing I was going to bring up.
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  So I think you'll like this. I mean, I really like this and I
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  just heard it right before we went live.
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  Gavin Newsom, my governor, challenged Ron De Santis to a
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  debate. Yeah, I saw that.
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  Yeah. And he accepted.
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  And so they're doing a debate on November 8th, moderated by Sean
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  Hannity. That's it's dude De Santis
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  versus Newsom De Santis. Like if his campaign's already
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  not over by November 8th, which it's very likely could be, he is
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  going to Newsom will end any campaign that he ever even plans
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  on doing this and in the future. Why would he do that?
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  Cuz he is a fucking arrogant asshole.
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  Like he thinks he could be president of the United States.
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  Sorry. That's I don't know why you
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  would choose to do that one SEC. You're good.
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  See, he made a joke that it wouldn't be episode 100 if we
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  weren't late, and then he made a bunch of racist remarks and I
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  wouldn't racist it. Wouldn't be episode 100 if you
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  didn't have the dog barking in the background.
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  I know. And she's been like, very good
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  and quiet, like, for months. Yeah, I know.
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  Excited but the only reason why she's barking is because I'm at
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  my parents house and their dog started barking and my dog is
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  right or die with him. So if he if if he's going to
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  battle she's going like I've taken them to the dog park.
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  This has happened twice now and the first time it happened,
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  it'll almost made me tear up where because my parents dog is
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  a Boston terrier. So he's little, but he's like
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  thinks he's big and he got into some shit with a big dog at the
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  dog park and he's like and he like yelped like and my dog
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  Wetta the Pitbull was like, I don't know, 150 yards away.
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  She like hears it and just sprints full speed and body
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  checks the big dog and then it's like scares it off.
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  And it was like I was like because they fight sometimes you
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  know, like or you know fight, play, fight.
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  But I was like that confirmed to me that you know, you know, when
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  the shit hits the fan where and try to ride or die.
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  Yeah, they've done so hard, yeah, but but you would like.
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  They're like siblings who like don't get along, but then like
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  it's still they're siblings, so they got each other's back.
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  Yeah, for reals. Yeah, that's how it should be.
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  Y'all. All right, so.
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  Episode 100 Episode 100 I'm. Excited.
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  Yeah. For episode 50, we brought like
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  every guest that we had had up to that point on, and I was
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  thinking about doing that again. But then it's like it can't get
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  like confusing and stuff cuz you know they're not used to being
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  on the podcast. Plus it's like whose turn is it
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  to talk? And you know, so for episode
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  100, I wanted it to be like, you know, a legit episode.
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  So instead of us trying to figure out how to have 5 guests
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  for the first time. Yeah, no, I gotcha.
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  But we should We should have a guest soon.
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  Yeah, we definitely should. Or at least one of them.
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  We can just bring them back like maybe 101 through 110.
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  We have like a guest. Yeah, we could do.
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  Whatever, Yeah, yeah. And also when we post the
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  episodes, when I post them on the audio, you know, to go on
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  Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon. That's right.
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  It asked me what season the episode is part of and what's
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  the episode number. And I've just always said season
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  one. I don't know what's the
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  difference if I put season 2, but I'm thinking about starting
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  Season 2 episode 101. Yeah, we should.
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  Why not? Yeah, I mean it's just, I don't
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  think it maybe it will separate it like in like on Spotify.
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  It's true. Season 2A.
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  Let's go Season 2. No, it's been a journey to get
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  to episode 100. Let's fucking go.
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  That's right. An Odyssey.
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  Some would say yeah, like Chachi BT like I was one of the that
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  was one of the suggestions for the title.
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  A Podcast Odyssey, Episode 100. All right, y'all as we do, we
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  bring you therapy questions. This is stuff that the therapist
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  to the celebrity stars ask their patients and that's why they're
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  so successful. That's the type of level of
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  therapy questions we're bringing Therapy.
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  Question number one, when's the last time your Dick has gotten
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  direct sunlight? Direct sunlight.
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  But that could be like hiking and taking a pee in the woods,
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  couldn't it? That's direct sunlight.
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  Or you mean like you're just out naked in the sun.
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  I just The sun is touching your son and your boss.
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  Type of question is that, just think about it like, I mean
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  yeah, it could be the hike. Yeah, I guess.
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  OK. Well, when's the last time you
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  peed at a hike then? When was that?
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  So since I hiked, but there you go, over here trying to act like
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  you hike with a hypothetical. Probably within like the last
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  year, I guess. I feel like the last year your
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  Dick was out during daylight. Yeah, like, for some reason,
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  it's not like it was, like, nefarious.
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  What's the reason it'd be like pissing at some like festival or
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  something like that? Was it you were in a festival
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  this year? Not this year, OK, You said this
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  year. Something like that.
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  Like an outdoor concert. I have been to those.
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  I just don't remember, and I don't recall the last the Porter
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  body. You didn't use the Porter body.
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  Yeah, sometimes you don't. The lines are too long,
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  sometimes they don't have them. I don't have bathrooms.
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  Breaking the law, dude. I know people who've gotten
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  tickets for whipping their Dick out and peeing, like at
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  Anaheim's, the Ducks, the duck pond in Anaheim where the Ducks
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  play. And because there was kids at
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  the game, he got like a pissing while or with or exposure in
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  front of mine or shit. That's the thing, yeah.
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  So be careful. I honestly do not know.
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  I guess it would be like if we're going to go with peeing
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  outdoors, it would be like probably golfing.
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  But I haven't golfed in like over a year because I was just
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  deteriorating as a player and it just, I couldn't even handle it
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  anymore. However, it's.
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  Like direct sunlight through a window.
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  Maybe that's not direct sunlight, it's through a window.
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  Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, I just can't remember
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  the last time I just had like saying you have outdoors with
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  your deck out, so like. They have to be taken a piece of
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  my boys, Chad and JT. They which is like they have
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  like YouTube videos and then they also have a show on Netflix
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  Super funny but they talk about the benefits of sunning of the
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  perineum which is your your Gooch or whatever the.
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  Yeah, your butt hole, dude. I've seen no in between, no in
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  between your butt hole and your. Well, you're putting your butt
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  hole up to the sun to get that well, right, Right.
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  And like how? You can't be doing that in
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  Texas, dude. You'd be burning your asshole.
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  You just do it for a couple of minutes.
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  People wouldn't know. No, I mean that would scorch.
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  Well, you have to ease into it until it gets you, know you.
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  Ease into you do it like a minute and then you do 2 minutes
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  and then and then your pigment starts to protect you.
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  And you already got that pigment, you know?
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  But slowly. Maybe your butt hole does it,
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  you know? Slowly start.
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  Right, exposing your butt hole to more sun.
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  I mean your butt hole. Like, why do people bleach their
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  butt hole? So it's probably not too white,
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  you know? Well, what's the?
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  What's the? What's the benefit?
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  OK, so I'm saying if there is a benefit vitamin D to your
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  perineum, it's like what if there is like a big benefit that
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  we just all lost when we invented clothes.
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  So you're you're Dick getting vitamin D and like it's an
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  unlock of like the human race that.
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  Everybody just starts walking around with their Dicks out and
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  then not. It doesn't have to be everybody
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  but you if you yeah. If you want to go, then if you
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  tan it and you get the vitamin D going, all of a sudden you're a
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  new man. Like, in fact now sudden.
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  It's like a superpower. There you go.
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  Like, yeah, I don't know about that.
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  I don't know either it. Sounds like a dystopian future,
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  dudes just walking around like I sudden my butt hole.
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  I've earned the right. Get my vitamin D on and like
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  that, all of a sudden the the world's a better place.
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  Well, what if it's not even the perineum, It is actually the
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  Dick and your Dick is just getting slightly exposed when
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  you're when your son in the perineum.
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  So if you just went full frontal into the sun, you know, just
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  your Dick and God right there. Just just it's in.
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  That's some work shit, dude. That's some like some work.
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  Shit, that's some like. Taking some Special K and going
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  to the Electro forest type shit, dude.
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  No. I mean, ketamine is very
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  mainstream now, you know. Oh, yeah.
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  I mean, I've lived in Denver for a while.
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  That's just like, Oh yeah, I mean, they're using it.
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  They're using it in like a depression therapy or or trauma
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  therapy. There is some, especially
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  whenever mushrooms got legalized there, it was pretty wild.
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  They'd be like. It's like small amounts of
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  mushrooms were legalized in Colorado.
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  In Colorado, I. Was like, there'd be like like
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  one time there was these two moms who were at my bar and they
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  were just like giggling their asses off and they were being
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  super weird and they leave and they drop this bag of mushrooms
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  on the floor. There's these two women in there
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  like mid 50s. Like, dress up really nicely.
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  It was the goofiest thing ever. So they left and they came back.
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  I gave them back the mushrooms. You don't want to steal.
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  You can't steal mushrooms. That's bad juju.
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  The mushrooms were picked. You did they take you?
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  They would taint them. Those women were going to trip
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  too hard and have a bad trip. So the mushrooms hopped out.
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  They knew that you were going to pick them up and you fucked up
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  the cycle. You fucked up the mushrooms.
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  No, no, I don't. I feel like they happen a lot
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  if. They don't come back if they
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  don't comes being dropped in a baggie.
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  Like, I know multiple people who have found mushrooms on the
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  ground, like in random places. Like, they'll send like photos,
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  you know, be like, hey, are these like magic mushrooms?
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  Like, But I'm telling you, you got it like that is a sign from
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  God that you need to take those. I told you about when I ate
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  mushrooms, then forgot. Don't ever tell that story.
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  Tell you that story. But I found like a bag of
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  mushrooms I didn't know I had. It was like powdered dust.
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  So I put them in a grilled cheese sandwich and ate a
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  grilled cheese sandwich. I was like, what am I going to
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  do with them? It was my day off.
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  So I so I did that. Then I like, hung out with some
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  friends, had a couple beers, did whatever.
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  Nothing. Took a nap.
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  Woke up at like 9:30 at night and this was probably like two
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  or three Wake up at like 930 from taking this nap and I'm
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  like, what the fuck is going on? Because the walls are like
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  flexing. And I have.
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  I've got no idea, like, what's going on or why, why
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  everything's moving. And because I completely forget
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  that I'd eaten these mushrooms earlier.
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  So I'm sitting there on my couch in my apartment being like, what
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  the fuck is going on? Like, do I need to take a
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  shower? Like, what's going on?
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  I'm tripping out and then I go into the kitchen and I see this
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  like pan. When I see the cheese and the
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  bread and I'm like, oh fuck, yeah.
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  And then I completely, completely, like went a
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  different direction. But for about like 30 minutes I
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  was like, what's happening to me?
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  Because I woke up and like the the ceiling was like felt like
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  it was. You were able to, like, once you
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  connected it to the mushrooms, you were able to have done,
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  like, enjoy it. Yeah, I sat there.
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  I'd played some Skyrim. I played some, like, video games
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  and fought some Dragons and shit and just sat there and was like,
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  oh hell yeah, this is awesome. But that 30 to 40 minutes was
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  like, terrifying because I had no idea what was going on.
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  I didn't know why shit was moving.
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  I was like, I don't feel that right.
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  I was like, but I'm like, what? What could have happened?
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  What would I have taken? Like, I'd forgotten.
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  And it was so long. Like I ate the sandwich at
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  probably like 12:30. And that that exact same thing
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  happened to me, except for it was in 9th grade.
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  And remember the quarter seat in phase?
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  Oh yeah. So I like, I this is the first
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  time I like one of the. I think the last time maybe I
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  tried like it again, like I don't know.
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  But I so I did got the quarter seat and went home and I took it
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  off and then I didn't ever feel anything.
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  I just went to sleep and then I woke up in the middle of the
• 21:29
  night and I thought not only was I dead, but I was in hell and I
• 21:33
  don't even believe in hell. And I was like, what the fuck is
• 21:38
  happening to me? Like, exactly like you.
• 21:41
  But it was like there was no, like, oh, it's mushrooms, let's
• 21:44
  have a good time. After that I was like and I was
• 21:47
  like freaked out. And then like for some reason
• 21:51
  they stayed in my system for like 3 days.
• 21:53
  Oh yeah, those are fucked, Yeah. Yeah, so next day we got
• 21:57
  football practice after school or whatever time it was at back
• 22:01
  then and. Remember, like the skinny, like
• 22:06
  defensive coach for the B team. He was like a wide receiver
• 22:13
  coach. But then he was like, he became
• 22:17
  like a defensive coach. Was he a defensive back?
• 22:19
  He's like a younger. He was like younger was.
• 22:21
  He was a coach, Colemeyer. Yeah.
• 22:24
  Was he like kind of country and we played, Yeah, he was really
• 22:27
  fast. So he would just like.
• 22:29
  Yeah, that guy get his rocks off on cutting up like 8 year old
• 22:33
  like well, not like 8th and 9th grade kids like breaking their
• 22:36
  ankles. He was like a college track *.
• 22:39
  Yeah, I mean, he is a maniac. Like when I was safety, that's
• 22:42
  what I was playing. It was safety.
• 22:43
  Like I no, no. When I was, I was going out as a
• 22:47
  wide receiver. We're running like 2 to our
• 22:51
  side. So the ball was going to
• 22:53
  somebody else, like under, and I was like stretching out the
• 22:56
  field, taking the top off the defense.
• 22:59
  But I came back and I just murdered Colby with a block and
• 23:04
  like knocked him out. And like, I think his knee got
• 23:08
  like just turned sideways And Coleman was like, that's what
• 23:11
  I'm fucking talking about. Like first it would be for sure
• 23:14
  an illegal hit now and now it is like NFL, but it was like it was
• 23:17
  just normal back then. But so anyways, back to the
• 23:21
  courtesy thing. So I go to school and I go to
• 23:25
  football practice and then. I don't remember.
• 23:29
  Like, I guess I completely forgot everything.
• 23:32
  So this is the two days after where I'm still kind of feeling
• 23:36
  it. And then I'm back at football
• 23:37
  practice and Cole Meyer is like, he's like, Andy Whoa, right?
• 23:44
  And a very like and I then I have this like flashback and it
• 23:47
  was like I was going nuts on the court seat and the day before.
• 23:52
  Like a maniac. Like just like super intense.
• 23:55
  And he was loving it because he's a psycho.
• 23:58
  And then and then I was like, completely the opposite.
• 24:01
  The next day, like, you know, like this trouser.
• 24:05
  I kind of remember that. That's fucking L.
• 24:07
  A and I was like, what? What?
• 24:08
  And I just looked at him like, and he just, like had the
• 24:12
  stupidest look. He's like wait like.
• 24:14
  You know, it's like if you thought you had a thing with
• 24:16
  somebody and then they just pretend like that they have no
• 24:19
  idea what you're talking about, just make you look stupid.
• 24:21
  That's what it felt like for him.
• 24:26
  Incredible. Yeah, therapy question #2, if
• 24:32
  some if someone offered you $10 million for a quarter pound of
• 24:38
  your flesh for them to consume Jesus Christ.
• 24:44
  Would you do it? But is this Hannibal Lecter
• 24:47
  shit? That's right, Jeffrey Dahmer.
• 24:49
  Shit 1/4 pound of on the donner. Party shit?
• 24:53
  Probably not. I don't know where they'd cut
• 24:56
  it. From SO this was cut down the
• 25:00
  question but it was clear updated, clarify there would
• 25:05
  have to be your calf muscle. Like a quarter pound from your
• 25:12
  calf. I don't know why that I was just
• 25:15
  going to leave it open to anything.
• 25:17
  Why? I don't know because because I
• 25:20
  think like this person who gave me the question I had so much,
• 25:26
  had so many no had so many like, like people because there was no
• 25:31
  rules about it. Like they're saying like, you
• 25:34
  know, dumb shit. So he wanted to specify it, so
• 25:37
  then to make it. You have to pick this like some
• 25:41
  people were like saying like that you could take a little bit
• 25:43
  of a quarter pound at a time. So you're saying all at once so
• 25:46
  it doesn't have time to heal or something and and then calf.
• 25:51
  So it wouldn't be, oh like somebody said, a baby Jesus I
• 25:56
  know. Yeah, I guess your calf would be
• 25:58
  non life threatening. Right, non life threatening.
• 26:03
  But it is 1/4 pound of flesh. You can't 10,000,010 million for
• 26:07
  quarter pound of my calf. Yeah, I have big calf.
• 26:10
  For them to eat in front of you, That part doesn't bother me.
• 26:14
  Do they cook it or do they? Whatever, You know, whatever.
• 26:18
  Chef's choice. Chef's dealers, chef's choice.
• 26:20
  OK, Yeah. I mean, yeah, I probably, I
• 26:25
  might do it. I might horse for 10 mil.
• 26:28
  I'll get a new whole. I'll get 2 new calves for 10
• 26:31
  minutes, like and still have millions.
• 26:34
  Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't matter.
• 26:35
  I just drive around, drive around everywhere in like a golf
• 26:38
  cart. With my calf implants and I'd be
• 26:40
  flexing on people, yeah, yeah, you'd have to get a calf implant
• 26:43
  just to bounce it up. Well, I would.
• 26:45
  I would have done that anyways, yeah.
• 26:47
  And like, you know what insurance might have might cover
• 26:49
  it? Because you would be like, Oh my
• 26:50
  God, somebody cut a quarter pound of my calf.
• 26:53
  I wouldn't need insurance. I got 10 milli?
• 26:55
  No, but I wouldn't want to have to spend the 10 million.
• 26:57
  I understand. I was willing to spend it before
• 27:00
  my calf was to, you know, just because I I want to feel more
• 27:04
  confident in my calves, even though they actually are pretty
• 27:07
  soft. Yeah, I give up a quarter pound.
• 27:10
  Yeah, me too. That's like a thing about a
• 27:11
  quarter pound cheeseburger. You know, it's nothing.
• 27:14
  And then they'd be like, Oh my God, what happened to your calf?
• 27:17
  You're like, Oh my God, I sold him and these guys tried to
• 27:20
  murder me, but I got away and all they did was get he just
• 27:23
  wake up some shit. No, I would say some guy gave me
• 27:26
  $10 million if he could eat my a quarter pound of my calf and I
• 27:29
  said yes. Yeah, now I'm rich.
• 27:32
  Yeah, but that would be weird. Some people might be turned off
• 27:35
  by the like, I watched them. You watched them eat.
• 27:37
  I'm here to live a life of honesty.
• 27:40
  I'm trying to like, you know, I don't want everybody to know
• 27:43
  that I let some dude eat my leg. For 10 mil.
• 27:46
  For 10 mil. I thought everybody would be
• 27:49
  jealous because you're up, You're still walking around $10
• 27:51
  million rich here. Like, not.
• 27:53
  Your life is not affected at all.
• 27:55
  I feel like the more people knew, you'd be like a social
• 27:58
  pariah. No man.
• 28:01
  In the words of Logan Roy from Succession, money always wins.
• 28:07
  Yeah, but 10 mils? Not that much.
• 28:09
  It's a lot of. It's enough.
• 28:10
  It's enough for a quarter pound of my flesh.
• 28:12
  I'll tell you that. Half pound.
• 28:16
  Take a quarter pound of each calf.
• 28:18
  I'm still in chicken legs. It's a quarter pound, bro.
• 28:26
  It's bad thing, all right. Therapy question #3 over here
• 28:32
  Squeeze in my calf. You know, I played at hockey for
• 28:36
  years and years and years, so I just have established dominance
• 28:39
  in my lower half of my body. I sculpted my legs as a as a
• 28:48
  young buck. Thanks for the update.
• 28:51
  That's right. Ladies Therapy question #3.
• 28:57
  Would you rather have sex with a goat?
• 29:00
  But no one would know or not have sex with a goat.
• 29:06
  But everyone believes you did. This is a good question.
• 29:12
  This is weird, I mean. We didn't have that copy.
• 29:14
  Hold on. What kind of shit is this?
• 29:25
  Sorry, I want you to go first on this one because I always go
• 29:28
  first. So if this is like basically if
• 29:32
  everyone assume like assumes you did, or everyone believes you
• 29:36
  did, believes everybody, and you can't convince them that you
• 29:42
  didn't, that is tough to come back from.
• 29:45
  Dude, if everybody. Yeah, let's see.
• 29:52
  Like, how are you going to get a?
• 29:53
  How are you going to get a girlfriend ever again?
• 29:55
  You're the goat fucker. You go to jail.
• 29:59
  She broke the lot. And then what they do to like
• 30:02
  child molesters in jail? What?
• 30:04
  What do you think they do to goat molesters?
• 30:06
  Everybody, everybody believes that you did.
• 30:09
  That doesn't mean you're going to jail for it.
• 30:12
  If the cops believe you fucked a goat, you're going to jail.
• 30:16
  Well, I thought this was like. OK, OK, take jail off of the
• 30:19
  It's just you are my buddy's face.
• 30:22
  Case says. He's smashing the goat.
• 30:26
  Smash the goat, I mean. I mean.
• 30:28
  The greatest of all time it's it's making it to where you have
• 30:33
  to fuck this goat otherwise because you don't want everybody
• 30:36
  to think you're a goat. Fucker.
• 30:37
  That's why. It's a great question.
• 30:40
  Are you willing to fuck the goat so that no, not everybody thinks
• 30:42
  that you fucked a goat. It's very philosophical.
• 30:45
  I don't know, man. I don't know.
• 30:47
  I don't know how I'm in this situation at the 1st.
• 30:50
  Like you could replace this like with murder.
• 30:53
  Yeah. Would you murder somebody if
• 30:59
  they? Nobody would know and nobody
• 31:01
  would know or if you didn't. Everybody would believe that you
• 31:05
  did. Everybody would believe that you
• 31:07
  did. The answer is murder that person
• 31:10
  like and nobody would know. You could just pick anybody.
• 31:12
  Yeah, I know it's gonna be somebody specific.
• 31:16
  I can't just be like I'm. Not gonna pick a random person.
• 31:19
  I'm just saying like, I can prioritize.
• 31:23
  You know, like the worst people on the Earth.
• 31:26
  Get them off the planet and at the same time, nobody thinks I'm
• 31:30
  a murderer. Like, that's a sweet deal.
• 31:31
  There you go, dude. They go Liam Neeson.
• 31:34
  Yeah, you know, I'm saying we like we've talked about it, you
• 31:38
  know, our the Vlad body going off into Siberia.
• 31:43
  Only one of those coming back going stone cold on them, dude.
• 31:46
  Stunning. Sweet.
• 31:47
  And which did you say that's the bottom line?
• 31:52
  Did you see that? Oh yeah, That the Ukrainians
• 31:56
  found caught a woman who was a Russian informant and trying to
• 32:01
  assassinate Zelensky. Yeah, I saw that.
• 32:04
  I was insane like that he was visiting the troops somewhere
• 32:07
  last month, and she was going to tell the Russian, the Russians,
• 32:12
  where he is, and they're going to drop an airstrike on him.
• 32:15
  God damn, dude. So they're like, I thought that
• 32:21
  they're. Once they didn't take Keeve like
• 32:24
  in the first week like they thought they were, and Zelensky
• 32:28
  came out as like this Trichillian figure.
• 32:30
  Once that was established, I thought they decided
• 32:34
  assassinating him would be worse for them than it.
• 32:38
  Then it would solve because it would make him a martyr.
• 32:42
  It would it would just, you know, throw fucking gasoline on
• 32:45
  the fire in the West. And so.
• 32:49
  It's like because you know, like Navalny, his only, you know, his
• 32:52
  biggest critic within Russia, he's alive.
• 32:55
  They've tried to poison him like three times, but he's alive.
• 32:59
  He's just, he's in jail and they just, I think they've decided to
• 33:03
  if they killed him then it's just like solidifying him as you
• 33:07
  know, this like God like figure. So they've kept him alive, just
• 33:12
  put him in prison. But apparently not.
• 33:15
  Because there was an entire plot and they have infiltrated the
• 33:18
  fucking Ukrainian government for this Russian spy like woman.
• 33:25
  Russian spies are pretty good, man.
• 33:27
  I know. Well, allegedly.
• 33:30
  Yeah, allegedly. Yeah, there's not any, like,
• 33:32
  data on that somehow. Like, yeah, I know this is
• 33:36
  always, it always seems like it's a Russian.
• 33:37
  Right. But also and I had an argument
• 33:40
  with my brother about this, but everybody thought Russia was the
• 33:43
  2nd strongest army in the world before this war.
• 33:45
  And my brother was like no China.
• 33:47
  And I'm like that now. It's like, yeah, China as is a
• 33:51
  player and is up and coming, but they have like Russia has, you
• 33:56
  know, been on the grind for for. Multiple generations, you know,
• 34:02
  Yeah, for like the past like 30 years or something, they've done
• 34:05
  nothing but work on their military to like or.
• 34:07
  Even budget the Soviet Union before that, you know, Yeah.
• 34:10
  Oh yeah. But I mean in like recent years,
• 34:12
  they've really put a lot of money into their military to try
• 34:15
  to upgrade it and make it more competitive and be more dominant
• 34:18
  and assertive. Right.
• 34:20
  And China's only come online like you know the past like 2
• 34:23
  decades basically like they were like a rural ass country.
• 34:29
  You know, like they weren't like this economic superpower until
• 34:32
  they, like, introduce capitalism, yeah.
• 34:35
  Yeah, if that. You know, if you want to call it
• 34:37
  that, China. Yeah.
• 34:39
  But I guess you gotta you gotta fuck the goat, because you don't
• 34:42
  want everybody thinking you're a goat.
• 34:43
  Fucker, Yeah. Because that is if you're going
• 34:44
  to go and if you're going to go to jail, potentially.
• 34:49
  And you didn't. Even if go.
• 34:50
  Even if the jail thing wasn't, if you move it follows you.
• 34:55
  Because I don't want to fuck a goat, man like I don't want.
• 34:58
  To ask nobody wants to. Well, maybe there's somebody out
• 35:01
  there, I don't know. I don't want to discriminate.
• 35:03
  We, I don't want, you don't want we're worldwide.
• 35:05
  There's gotta be. You gotta think of ways to get
• 35:08
  out of it. Like could I just move?
• 35:10
  Well, there's no way, there's no way to get out of it.
• 35:12
  No, everybody is. Everybody is.
• 35:14
  Everybody in the world. So everybody.
• 35:16
  And so, like, it becomes this thing like this guy fucked a
• 35:19
  goat. No, but once you meet them.
• 35:22
  Or come by the goat. They're like you're the goat,
• 35:25
  you're the goat fucker. But it's not like you're the
• 35:27
  most famous person in the world because everybody knows you now.
• 35:30
  No, but you'd be pretty. That would be terrifying.
• 35:32
  That would definitely if if everybody in the world knew that
• 35:35
  you fucked a goat they saw walking by you on the street,
• 35:39
  that's pretty famous. No, you're the most famous
• 35:42
  because there is everybody. Yeah, that's a nightmare.
• 35:45
  Like there's some people who have no idea who Donald Trump
• 35:47
  is, but the majority of people in the world do.
• 35:51
  But you would have all those people.
• 35:53
  You know there's no stragglers. You have babies.
• 35:55
  The babies know that you'd go fucking.
• 35:58
  Yeah, well, they just hear about it.
• 35:59
  It'd be like I'm like pop up VH1 or something.
• 36:02
  Like behind the music. Yeah, this happened right around
• 36:05
  when that guy fucked that goat. Like what?
• 36:08
  Popped up, No pun intended. That's terrible.
• 36:11
  Yeah. Next question.
• 36:13
  That's ridiculous. No, PETA.
• 36:19
  They like, I like, I had to block them from our inbox.
• 36:21
  You know, just all the the punching of animals and the the
• 36:27
  beastiality, the oh, real quick before we leave that one, one of
• 36:31
  the fun, like hardest laughs I've ever had.
• 36:33
  Like I couldn't. I was crying and like fell over.
• 36:37
  I was playing Cards Against Humanity with like a group of
• 36:41
  people. And there's this guy sitting on
• 36:44
  the couch and he's just looking down.
• 36:46
  And like, it wasn't a part of the conversation.
• 36:48
  And then I don't know where he just goes.
• 36:50
  I can't wait for bestiality to be legal.
• 36:52
  What? I just no.
• 36:55
  And I just like, I looked at him.
• 36:57
  He was like, right in front of me.
• 36:58
  I'm like, did he just say that? And I just lost it.
• 37:02
  I couldn't. I was like, that is the craziest
• 37:04
  fucking thing I think I've ever heard in my life.
• 37:07
  It's just randomly saying like, I can't.
• 37:11
  How could you just say that? Why would you say that out loud?
• 37:15
  I just hit my funny bone like nothing else in my life.
• 37:18
  I just literally rolling around that the idea that it's his
• 37:22
  other bone, so. Yeah, yeah, he wouldn't have a
• 37:27
  problem in the Goat Center, dude, that's yeah, he's like
• 37:30
  easy answer. He's like done everybody and
• 37:33
  everybody knows that I fucked to go.
• 37:35
  He's like, what sad is I fucked to go and everybody knows.
• 37:37
  About No, he's saying like I'll take.
• 37:39
  Everybody knows, no. But I'll still fuck the goat.
• 37:42
  No, you just say like I've already done that and everybody
• 37:45
  already knows this is an easy answer.
• 37:47
  Yeah, but this is a chance to go worldwide.
• 37:49
  Based off my track record in my past two ex girlfriends,
• 37:52
  everybody knows that I'm inclined to date and goats.
• 37:58
  That's right. Stop.
• 38:03
  Stop thing on shoot, boy. You know what I'm talking about,
• 38:06
  man. You just get out there.
• 38:07
  You see that goat, man? Just.
• 38:08
  Remember on God, just gotta get out and you.
• 38:10
  Just go on there. You see those letters?
• 38:13
  No, man, we country don't say on God.
• 38:15
  We say on cross, on the cross. On cross, On Cross.
• 38:24
  On Jehovah. Yeah, that's the Jehovah's
• 38:28
  Witness. Yeah, they.
• 38:30
  Hovah Hovies. Final therapy question, yes.
• 38:37
  Now this is deep. Get prepared.
• 38:39
  Y'all we're talking changing the universe.
• 38:43
  If you had to remove one color from the world forever, which
• 38:49
  would it be? Does it have to be?
• 38:54
  Can it be like a specific like Uber specific?
• 38:57
  Yeah, it can't be a primary. No.
• 39:00
  It could be a primary, but then think about all the other
• 39:02
  colors. Yeah, it'd probably be like
• 39:04
  burnt, like burnt orange or something like that are.
• 39:07
  You trying to do like the least damage.
• 39:10
  Well, that and this colors that. I'm like this, you know, like I
• 39:13
  never really was digging those crayons like.
• 39:15
  That I felt like orange was gonna go here, you know some
• 39:18
  way, shape or form between us. But I was like Philadelphia
• 39:22
  Flyers jerseys or or like really bright spearmint, like spearmint
• 39:27
  green. I like that color, yeah.
• 39:29
  But if I had to pick one, I'm saying if you have to pick a
• 39:31
  color and it's gone for forever. Why are you picking some classic
• 39:34
  colors? Why don't you make something
• 39:35
  obscure? I'd make it.
• 39:37
  These are niche though, so it could be any.
• 39:39
  It could be any of the neon color.
• 39:40
  It could be pink. Neon is the shit, but you don't
• 39:44
  have to get rid of 1 neon color as opposed to getting.
• 39:47
  Yeah, why get rid of any of them.
• 39:48
  Don't want to get rid of. You're fucking the rave.
• 39:50
  Game up, there's there'd be all the other colors, colors of the
• 39:54
  spectrum. Yeah, but it wouldn't be the
• 39:56
  same. I mean, I guess doubt people
• 39:59
  would notice. I would.
• 40:04
  So yeah, it'd be orange. Some some some form of orange?
• 40:08
  Yeah, like a light orange, because what are we doing?
• 40:15
  No, but I like dream sickle orange.
• 40:18
  I like dream sickle. That's tight.
• 40:21
  OK, well, maybe it has to be one of the big, the big names,
• 40:24
  either the primaries or the secondaries.
• 40:29
  It's just orange. But see, I like the color
• 40:33
  orange, Yeah, but which color don't you like of the big, the
• 40:37
  big nine or whatever it is get in to go out of here?
• 40:47
  We already got PURP. Facts.
• 40:51
  You know what I'm saying? It's a little redundant.
• 40:53
  We have blue. We have purple.
• 40:54
  Do we really need you? Are you really a color?
• 40:57
  Indigo could walk. Indigo could kick, but not my
• 41:00
  endo. You know what I'm saying?
• 41:01
  Puff. Puff.
• 41:01
  Pass. We both endo.
• 41:04
  I might be on Jay Leno, man. Old school, little flip
• 41:09
  freestyles, little flip shout out Texas rappers.
• 41:14
  Too so bad. Such a good song that everyone
• 41:17
  saw comes on. Just look up, we blow.
• 41:19
  Endo. It's What's your thoughts about
• 41:21
  young gravy? I think we're on Gravy's
• 41:24
  hilarious. It's kind of stupid, but it's
• 41:26
  also pretty funny. And some of his saw some of his
• 41:29
  songs do have some pretty dope beats.
• 41:30
  I'm like a lot. It's got some pretty fuego beats
• 41:34
  on a couple of his champs. Well, me and the shouty with the
• 41:38
  face. We're watching Lala Palooza live
• 41:41
  stream on Hulu. Yeah, and it was his set.
• 41:44
  And I was just so unimpressed. It was like he was just felt
• 41:49
  like he was like half assed in it and like he was like OK most
• 41:54
  of it. He was just playing the song and
• 41:55
  then occasionally talking the lyrics over it like and he would
• 42:01
  like oh we all his only go to move was like he would lift 1
• 42:04
  foot up and then he would like kick it and then like do a spin
• 42:09
  and he just did that the whole time or he just like moped
• 42:11
  around the stage. But she was not on board with
• 42:15
  me. It's like she, well, she was
• 42:18
  just saying like how successful he is and so.
• 42:21
  Yeah, I mean, he's pretty successful and he's talking.
• 42:23
  About like smashing milfs and stuff, right?
• 42:25
  And that was the other thing, like, his gimmick is that he
• 42:28
  likes milfs. I was like, who doesn't it like?
• 42:32
  Think about this in the term MILF.
• 42:34
  It's a mom I would like to fuck. By definition, if you're calling
• 42:41
  somebody a MILF, you want to hook up with them.
• 42:46
  So he's not like new, he's not like different, he's just
• 42:53
  obnoxious. But I heard also he's 6/7.
• 42:56
  He's got some some Beats man juice sauce.
• 43:02
  Yeah, I guess. I never heard his music.
• 43:03
  And it was like I went to I was watching a concert.
• 43:06
  I went to the store for some chocolate flavored milk.
• 43:09
  Came home with a sweet chocolate colored milk.
• 43:13
  Pretty ridiculous dude. Pretty absurd, yeah.
• 43:17
  I'm not hating on that specific line, but I'm saying like that
• 43:20
  it's his whole persona is weird, you know?
• 43:24
  But I guess how about this? I'll listen to his some of his
• 43:28
  catalog because. Yeah, but there's some that are
• 43:30
  like the music production quality or like this is like a
• 43:32
  really good beat. Like even that one.
• 43:34
  It's goofy, but it's that baby come back.
• 43:38
  But then he takes that and turns that into some of the songs he
• 43:41
  chooses to turns into beats. It's pretty cool.
• 43:44
  Like that's I'm like, OK, it's goofy.
• 43:46
  Oh yeah, That's the other thing I was going to say.
• 43:48
  Like, I feel like a lot of those songs have already been done by
• 43:52
  rappers like like Postman. Yeah, Mr. Yeah, it's like, I've
• 43:56
  heard like 3 songs like before this, like with Postman, like as
• 44:01
  like a sample. Yeah, but what are we doing?
• 44:03
  It's for the whole. New generation, but it was like
• 44:06
  3. It's OK.
• 44:08
  It's one thing to sample Postman, the original song, from
• 44:10
  like the 50s sixties, but he's sampling, he's like doing, he's
• 44:15
  like just recreating the same beat that people have already
• 44:18
  done. That's what I was, and it felt
• 44:19
  like a few other songs too. No, that's not some of his best
• 44:23
  work, but he's got some songs that are.
• 44:24
  But I was watching the concert, so the sound quality wasn't that
• 44:28
  great. And there was like, stopped.
• 44:30
  Yeah, to give people water one time and then all this shit.
• 44:33
  So I will actually listen to his music and come back to you with
• 44:38
  a review. Yeah, but he's a big, definitely
• 44:40
  a big, like goof. Goofball, dude, right?
• 44:44
  So you gotta just go into the mindset being like, I don't
• 44:47
  think he takes himself that serious, so you can't take him
• 44:50
  that serious. Gotcha.
• 44:52
  You know, yeah, I mean, I didn't know anything about him until we
• 44:56
  we came on stage. Cuz he's got, he's got some
• 44:58
  pretty goofy songs that are funny.
• 45:00
  Like he has this one song with Chief Keef.
• 45:02
  Yeah, yeah, call call Tampa Bay bus down.
• 45:05
  That sounds pretty, yeah. He played that 10.
• 45:07
  He did. Oh, wow.
• 45:09
  That's a that's a little hidden gym, dude.
• 45:11
  That's a little hidden gym. Well, Chief, Chief Keef from
• 45:13
  Chicago. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:15
  And that Lala Palooza is in Chicago.
• 45:17
  Yeah. So that's.
• 45:19
  So he was playing to the crowd. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 45:24
  I was going to say, oh, but I will give him props on this.
• 45:30
  He was on the there's two stages, the mainstage and the
• 45:33
  second stage. He was on the second stage but
• 45:36
  had a bigger crowd than the person on the mainstage because
• 45:41
  they went simultaneously on yeah.
• 45:43
  Yeah, so his whole his whole thing is.
• 45:45
  It's funny, I enjoy it. But he's also like a big fucking
• 45:49
  clown. What color, What color would you
• 45:52
  remove? I just said Indigo.
• 45:55
  Indigo. OK, Indigo.
• 45:56
  All right. Your final answer it's it's the
• 45:59
  least amount of harm we can do. Yeah, OK, OK.
• 46:06
  You know, because it's like the butterfly effect.
• 46:07
  You take off because you know. Red then, then, then You don't
• 46:12
  have purple, then you don't have pink.
• 46:15
  Yeah, saying it's showing up in a purple suit.
• 46:18
  Yeah, as a pimp. Coral.
• 46:21
  Salmon. Yeah.
• 46:24
  Showing up in motherfucker Cyan be like, what is this?
• 46:27
  Get out of here. Well, you.
• 46:29
  Yeah, well you couldn't because red doesn't exist.
• 46:31
  Well, that's a shade of red. It's Cayenne.
• 46:35
  Oh, so I guess they all. I don't know.
• 46:36
  I don't know. Oh, sorry, that's Cyan.
• 46:38
  So. I So the whole red categories
• 46:41
  go, that's what I'm saying if you if you take out of red.
• 46:44
  Yeah, that'd be tough. That'd be.
• 46:45
  You can't make pink without red. Lady in Blue.
• 46:50
  Yeah. You take out red, you're all
• 46:52
  right. You take out orange too.
• 46:53
  So it's like might as well just take out Orange if we're going
• 46:59
  with the. Bloods would be, the bloods
• 47:01
  would check. Would it like I would alter the
• 47:03
  timeline. The timeline?
• 47:04
  They'd be like the plasmas or something.
• 47:06
  They'd walk on with yellow bandanas.
• 47:11
  Plasmas versus the Crips because it'd still be blue.
• 47:17
  I just, I just played a Crip Bay Area Crip in my golf game that I
• 47:22
  play on my phone. Golf class, shout out.
• 47:25
  And they don't let you chat with the opponent because they
• 47:28
  probably just don't want people like saying wild shit.
• 47:31
  But they give you, they give you emojis that you can use and it's
• 47:35
  a shit. Some of them and some of them
• 47:36
  are like just word bubbles and some are emojis and you know,
• 47:40
  whatever. So I've like learned how to use
• 47:43
  the emojis to talk shit and the and I've been doing this one
• 47:49
  where if it because there's a lot of Trump people on there
• 47:54
  like the in their screen name or in their group that their team.
• 47:57
  And so if it's a Trump person, I go, I hit him with a USA number
• 48:01
  one poop emoji and then a Mexican flag just back-to-back
• 48:08
  to back, just like like USA number one like ah Nope, Mexico
• 48:14
  flag. And then and then I hit him with
• 48:15
  a happy Chinese New Year. You know, cuz you know, talk
• 48:19
  toner troops always talking shit about China, Mexico.
• 48:21
  That's absurd. Yeah.
• 48:22
  Happy Chinese New Year. What do they send back so well
• 48:26
  this time? I'm playing the Bay Area Crip.
• 48:30
  Crap. How do you know what's what's
• 48:32
  his name? Sod.
• 48:34
  Sod. Like like Crippin Bay Bay Area
• 48:38
  was, so it was sod. 27 Bay Area SOD 510 Crips and then he was in
• 48:47
  the Clan Bay Area Crips. Oh, Jesus.
• 48:51
  OK, And and it connects to your Facebook page.
• 48:53
  So his Facebook page, he was geed up from the feed up.
• 48:57
  OK, OK, you know, he had his flags out.
• 49:01
  He was repping his. Son, So we play, we're playing
• 49:08
  the hole, we tie the hole. So then it's a one shot shootout
• 49:12
  and he goes, it's not a very good shot.
• 49:15
  Like it's like four or five yards away from the hole.
• 49:17
  You know, I'm going to get this in crisp.
• 49:20
  And as I'm like lining up for me to go, he hits me with an emoji,
• 49:24
  hit the road, like right after I put exactly where I'm going to
• 49:27
  hit the ball. And now I'm going to go hit it.
• 49:29
  So he knows where I'm aiming and he's like hit the road at like,
• 49:32
  like saying like this is a bad shot before I even hit it.
• 49:36
  Like I hit it, it's a hole in one, you know what I'm saying?
• 49:39
  And then I hit him with a happy Chinese New Year and then he
• 49:42
  asked me for a rematch. Oh, wow.
• 49:43
  So I accepted the rematch and then when we go into the rematch
• 49:46
  he goes USA number one. I didn't even hesitate and I go
• 49:50
  poop emoji, Mexican flag, poop emoji Mexican flag.
• 49:55
  And then I beat and then he was taken aback and he couldn't
• 49:58
  recover. And I beat him in that one too.
• 50:00
  Took him. You took him twice.
• 50:02
  Yeah. And the how the game works is
• 50:04
  you put up the amount of money. So this was like we both put in
• 50:08
  like 30,000 coins and then whoever wins takes them.
• 50:11
  So I took them for 60,000 coins. But you took them for 30?
• 50:17
  No, I took them two games in a row.
• 50:19
  I I get to keep my coins. Oh, so you took you took 60 from
• 50:23
  because each game was 30, Yeah. Damn, what's the equivalent to
• 50:27
  that? And like actual dollars, 30 is
• 50:31
  like middle of the pack for the game.
• 50:34
  So it goes from 50 coins to enter like a 50 Annie to 200 to
• 50:42
  800 to 3000, to 10,000 to 30,000 to 100,000 to 300,000 to
• 50:48
  1,000,000 and then I think there's 2 million.
• 50:53
  Damn, 1,000,000 coins put on the line.
• 50:56
  I was like I was up. I had like 5 million coins.
• 51:01
  But I have a strategy where but I don't, you don't need to get
• 51:04
  into it like so. I never was.
• 51:06
  I never went and risked 1,000,000 because I still had
• 51:09
  points during on the 300,000. I'm really, I'm like, ranked in
• 51:15
  this game and there's like 400,000 people to play it.
• 51:19
  Well, what's your? What's your rank?
• 51:21
  It's it's pretty low right now, but like, there's hundreds of
• 51:25
  thousands of people that don't have a ranking because they're
• 51:28
  just a part of it. But I've like succeeded.
• 51:33
  So what are you in like the top 20,000?
• 51:36
  I don't know. It's been a while since I looked
• 51:38
  at it. I'll, I'll look.
• 51:40
  You can't be dropping. I'm ranked and then you don't
• 51:42
  know your number. You're right.
• 51:43
  You're right. You know what I'm saying?
• 51:45
  Yeah, you gotta let us know. I need to know that shit.
• 51:49
  All right, you want to start us off with the topic and I'll look
• 51:51
  up the ranking. Yeah, the first topic is nuts.
• 51:55
  It's. I've been geeking out on this
• 51:58
  for a little bit. It's the riverboat fight, so I
• 52:02
  don't know. Apparently I'm not ranked, so
• 52:05
  they only ranked the top 1000. So I don't know if people are
• 52:08
  aware of this, but the other day there was all right, there's the
• 52:12
  Harriet Riverboat, and this is in Alabama where this riverboat
• 52:18
  normally parks up along this ferry.
• 52:20
  There's this group, this family, I believe it's like 3.
• 52:24
  It's like 4 guys, 3 girls. This is like some Tina Turner.
• 52:29
  In their in their pontoon boat, they've been like drive, riding
• 52:31
  around their pontoon boat, drinking in the sun all day,
• 52:33
  rolling, rolling. They park.
• 52:33
  Oh no. They park where they're not
• 52:38
  supposed to park. They park with this big ass like
• 52:42
  boat the Harriet is supposed to park.
• 52:46
  So there's a video of this security guard going over there
• 52:49
  and telling them like, like, yo dude, you guys can't.
• 52:52
  Who's an African American? That black guy telling these
• 52:56
  white guys like, hey, you guys need to move.
• 52:59
  You can't park here. You guys need to move your boat.
• 53:03
  So they refuse to move their boat.
• 53:06
  They argue with this guy for a while.
• 53:08
  After they start arguing with them, they literally jump this
• 53:12
  man. It's the It's a fucking crazy
• 53:16
  video because it because so. This one black guy who works at
• 53:22
  this dock and is telling these people to leave.
• 53:24
  He argues with them for about 5 minutes maybe, I don't know,
• 53:29
  maybe like two 2 1/2 minutes telling them to to get the fuck
• 53:32
  out of the way. Then all of a sudden there's a
• 53:34
  there's a different dudes that walk by.
• 53:36
  They're all shirtless. They have the boat like tied up,
• 53:40
  tarped, and covered on. This guy's like, you need to
• 53:43
  move your shit. Refuse to move their stuff.
• 53:49
  Then one of these guys in this group is older gentleman.
• 53:51
  One of the dads just starts attacking this black guy.
• 53:55
  Next thing you know, he run. He runs up and like nowhere and
• 54:00
  sucker punches him like while he's talking to somebody else.
• 54:03
  Yeah, tries to sucker punch, but he talked to like all four of
• 54:07
  these guys that are roaming around, but they're all kind of
• 54:09
  floating around. Yeah.
• 54:10
  And then this older gentleman, this super dad, comes running
• 54:14
  out of left field with a trying punch.
• 54:17
  He tries to throw this flying punch, kind of misses the black
• 54:20
  guy throws his hat in the air, like he threw it like
• 54:23
  dramatically he was. He like, throws it up in the air
• 54:26
  like, and leaves his hand up like, all right, and then, but
• 54:29
  then the guy was like, already coming back to punch him.
• 54:31
  I was like, dude, you got to get in this fight.
• 54:32
  But he did. They start wrestling and
• 54:35
  scuffling, they get. Push the Then they're up against
• 54:40
  these like metal barricades and pushing each other.
• 54:43
  Then all of a sudden all these other guys that are with him on
• 54:46
  the boat, just like the white guys, just start piling on this
• 54:49
  black security guard and beating them up.
• 54:52
  So while this is going on, there's multiple videos of this,
• 54:56
  but there's one angle that's from the boat.
• 55:00
  It's going to park. And when you watch the the video
• 55:02
  and it's about to park, they're like oh, I recognize some of
• 55:05
  these people. I've seen or later videos and I
• 55:08
  recognize some of these people. But the people on the Harriet
• 55:11
  are watching this and filming it.
• 55:13
  So as they're coming up to dock, these guys are beating them up.
• 55:18
  Next thing you know, there's people that are up above and I
• 55:21
  guess like maybe some kind of like bar, lounge area, patio,
• 55:24
  deck area come running down and it.
• 55:28
  There's like, I mean, I don't know how many black guys show
• 55:31
  up. There was like a bunch of, yeah,
• 55:34
  OK well before that guy. Isn't it a bunch of, like,
• 55:36
  employees? It's what it look like.
• 55:38
  They're like some people like, we're wearing like blue polos,
• 55:40
  like it looked like they're working in it for him.
• 55:42
  So, so initially there was people, there's one guy whenever
• 55:45
  they start beating him up, some guy swims across.
• 55:48
  Yeah, yeah, This guy jumps out of his boat.
• 55:50
  Jumps out of his boat, gets in the water to go help the
• 55:53
  security guard to. Help the security guard?
• 55:55
  Or maybe he just likes fighting. I don't know.
• 55:57
  And then it's probably a combination and then other guys
• 56:00
  are coming. Down the ramp, the other guys
• 56:02
  are coming down the ramp. Well, they, the people in the
• 56:04
  blue polos, they work on the Harriet.
• 56:07
  So whenever that boat lands at the boat launch, that's when all
• 56:10
  chaos happens because next thing you know these people sell their
• 56:13
  fucking pontoon boats sitting there.
• 56:17
  All these people in blue, get off the boat and go hunt these
• 56:20
  dudes down. It is the craziest video and I
• 56:24
  was watching that. I was just in like mesmerized
• 56:27
  and and like some females even got involved in like we're
• 56:30
  getting like taken down by like. Well, cuz because whenever they
• 56:33
  were initially jumping the security guard, they were, the
• 56:35
  girls were in there punching the guy.
• 56:37
  Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
• 56:38
  And then all of a sudden it was like, yeah, it's back there,
• 56:40
  back up. Women, they're equal employer on
• 56:43
  the Harriet. There's women on that boat for
• 56:44
  sure. And then everybody showed up.
• 56:46
  They just started whipping everybody's ass.
• 56:48
  It was the craziest video I've ever seen.
• 56:50
  And so then the it's maybe the mayor or the governor, not the
• 56:56
  governor, but maybe it was the police chief.
• 56:59
  Whoever it was, I just because I came in like as it was on the
• 57:03
  TV. But he was saying that then we
• 57:05
  need to get justice for the people who attacked the security
• 57:08
  guard. So like it like, he wasn't even
• 57:10
  saying like, because like even though they ended up like
• 57:14
  whipping all the all the everybody's ass who started the
• 57:16
  fight, like that was like, that was fine.
• 57:19
  It was self-defense. And so they still want to punish
• 57:23
  the drunk. Oh, they all got arrested.
• 57:26
  The women know the women. Everybody that was on that
• 57:28
  pontoon boat, they all got arrested.
• 57:31
  There's a couple other people who got arrested who were
• 57:33
  involved in like, the jumping. I don't know if I'm much of this
• 57:36
  video I can actually show because there's like.
• 57:39
  People getting their asses beat. I mean, CNN just put it up on
• 57:43
  natural TV. Like, I don't know if it's the
• 57:44
  same video, but it was like, I definitely saw like the brawl.
• 57:47
  Yeah, the brawl. It's what there's shirts.
• 57:49
  You can buy shirts cuz there's like yeah, with the brawl on it,
• 57:54
  with the last part because there was a mold.
• 57:56
  Somebody screenshot it and put it on a fucking tshirt and you
• 58:00
  can buy an outlet Alabama Riverbo Brawl shirt and it's
• 58:03
  just what is it like a overhead shot of how big it was?
• 58:07
  Have like the video, It's like there's a section, so well, OK,
• 58:11
  but it's a it's a picture. And that's why I'm confused.
• 58:14
  You keep saying that of the video, they got a shirt of the
• 58:16
  video. It's like, well, how do you
• 58:17
  fucking do that? Well, they OK, they screenshot
• 58:20
  the video and put it on a shirt. There you go.
• 58:22
  So because so they land, these, these guys are all trying to get
• 58:26
  on their boat to get out of here and they start taking a fight
• 58:30
  with these other guys And then man, I mean it's like.
• 58:34
  I mean, they're definitely kind of jumping these guys, but they
• 58:36
  were jumping that old black guy. But these women get involved.
• 58:41
  There's women boat crew and it's a big fight.
• 58:43
  It's like a 15 person fight, 15 but then it kind of spills over
• 58:49
  because there's a one point where like one of the the people
• 58:52
  get thrown and like tossed in the water.
• 58:55
  It's kind of funny. I mean, I'm not advocating for
• 58:58
  violence against anybody, but the video is kind of funny
• 59:01
  because these people, like, literally picked a fight and
• 59:04
  were jumping this older black guy.
• 59:06
  And at one point you could argue throwing them in the water is
• 59:09
  like diffusing the situation you know.
• 59:11
  Yeah, yeah. Cool off, lady.
• 59:14
  But they all, they all got arrested.
• 59:16
  But later on, there's other people who got arrested because
• 59:18
  it spilled over and these guys were still picking fights with
• 59:21
  people. And there's later on in the
• 59:23
  video, the dad who initially started the fight is still
• 59:26
  trying to fight people. And there's this guy.
• 59:29
  I don't know who he is, but he's in this like he's in a hat, like
• 59:34
  a Black Hat. Or a white hat, but he picks up.
• 59:39
  Is it a black white? No, it's a white hat, white hat,
• 59:42
  black shirt. He picks up a fucking chair,
• 59:44
  dude, and just starts, like, swinging at people with this
• 59:48
  chair. It's like WWE shit, man.
• 59:51
  Like he Yeah, there. Multiple people got hit with a
• 59:54
  folding chair. Yeah, the the folding chair is
• 59:57
  wild. The video of it is wide I.
• 1:00:00
  Thought they said gold chair at 1st and I'm like what?
• 1:00:03
  And then I was like out now folding.
• 1:00:05
  The guy has the folding chair. He gets 3 swings and.
• 1:00:07
  Before he gets cuffed pretty immediately.
• 1:00:09
  And the cops were kind of letting it like, go a little
• 1:00:12
  bit. They were kind of letting the
• 1:00:13
  fights. Alabama.
• 1:00:14
  It's a it's like a obviously got to like a racial.
• 1:00:18
  There's a racial aspect to it. So I you know, all bets are off
• 1:00:22
  in that situation. But this guy with the chair,
• 1:00:25
  there's the the guy who started the fight, he hits him with the
• 1:00:28
  chair and the guy like ducks off and goes behind this pole
• 1:00:32
  against the boat and then steps out.
• 1:00:34
  And I mean gets WWF hit with this chair in the head and
• 1:00:39
  that's the shirt. The shirt is like a close up
• 1:00:41
  shot of him, like hitting him in the head with the chair then.
• 1:00:46
  Then he walks off and there's another woman who's fighting
• 1:00:49
  with these two black women who are employees of the boat.
• 1:00:52
  They're duking it out over in the corner, and this dude just
• 1:00:55
  walks over and just bashes her on the back with this fucking
• 1:01:00
  chair. And that's when he gets
• 1:01:01
  arrested. Right after that, the cops are
• 1:01:05
  over. In the video, in the video, the
• 1:01:09
  one one of the black women who is beating this woman up because
• 1:01:12
  they're like duking it out, right, one of these women.
• 1:01:16
  He hits her with the chair and she stops and goes, Oh my God,
• 1:01:20
  like, she's like, what the fuck just happened?
• 1:01:23
  The wildest video. And this is like, yeah, it's
• 1:01:26
  becoming national news. I mean, this, the article I have
• 1:01:30
  that's on it is fucking from NPRNPR picked up the river boat
• 1:01:35
  fight. That picture on it is the
• 1:01:37
  initial start where the guy runs up and tries to punch him.
• 1:01:41
  And there's all these other pictures now it's the perfect
• 1:01:44
  video for it to get picked up. It's like because it from
• 1:01:49
  multiple angles, almost like the entire thing is available to
• 1:01:54
  see. It is black versus white.
• 1:01:56
  It is, you know, in the South and then and then they're like
• 1:02:00
  on like a deck, you know, like where like now we got water in
• 1:02:04
  play. That guy showed that guy with
• 1:02:06
  the chair, he got away with hitting the guy who, Yeah, you
• 1:02:08
  got it. Somebody with the chair.
• 1:02:09
  You got somebody jumping off a boat to get into the fight.
• 1:02:11
  Like you got people getting off of the area to get in the fight.
• 1:02:15
  Aqua brother out there swimming around like it's bad escalated
• 1:02:20
  quickly. It's, you know, it's like
• 1:02:21
  Anchorman fight. I mean, that's old school.
• 1:02:24
  The hyper on this fight video is old school.
• 1:02:26
  You don't see Hyper On Fight video like it's like if Jerry
• 1:02:30
  Springer was like outdoors. It's got everything.
• 1:02:34
  It's got, it's literally got everything.
• 1:02:36
  And the guy who arrested is a black guy running around with
• 1:02:38
  this chair. Black guy with a white chair
• 1:02:41
  hitting white people gets arrested by a black cop.
• 1:02:44
  I mean, you can't write this shit.
• 1:02:45
  That's America. That's incredible.
• 1:02:47
  That's like the Great American melting pot.
• 1:02:49
  Just like. There, that's what we that's
• 1:02:51
  what we died for. In the over over a.
• 1:02:55
  Parking And what's crazy is they all of those people on that
• 1:02:58
  pontoon boat, every single one of them got arrested.
• 1:03:01
  The pictures of them out on the lake earlier that day are
• 1:03:04
  hilarious. So it's like, oh, great day on
• 1:03:07
  the lake, like them and with all their family photos, because of
• 1:03:10
  course it's all over social media.
• 1:03:12
  And then it's like, man, you see them later, it's like, oh man,
• 1:03:15
  they got fucked up. They're all sitting there
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  cuffed. They didn't have enough
• 1:03:18
  handcuffs. The cops didn't have enough
• 1:03:20
  handcuffs for everybody they arrested at that brawl.
• 1:03:23
  Well, then, even zip ties. Dude, what are we talking about?
• 1:03:26
  Yeah, but that's that's easy to run out of handcuffs like.
• 1:03:29
  I mean, how many is each cop carrying?
• 1:03:31
  Two. You do think right.
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  So if you're taking out pontoon boats like you're going to run
• 1:03:42
  out of handcuffs, I don't think that's a slight on.
• 1:03:45
  Them. No, I'm just saying that's how
• 1:03:46
  many people were arrested, right?
• 1:03:49
  If you run out of handcuffs and you're half and you have to zip
• 1:03:52
  tie people, that's like the crash kit of cops.
• 1:03:56
  I go, fuck, we got a zip tie. That's yeah.
• 1:03:58
  It's like as like a cop winning the lottery.
• 1:04:00
  He's like, boom, I I hit my quota of arrest.
• 1:04:04
  He's like, I love. I loved his zip.
• 1:04:05
  I loved his zip tie. Remember when that guy in
• 1:04:10
  January 6th had a shit ton of zip ties that he brought into
• 1:04:13
  the Capitol? Yeah, yeah, like that.
• 1:04:16
  Almost creep me out. More than like the hang Mike
• 1:04:18
  Pence. It's like, what are you going to
• 1:04:20
  do with these zip ties, dude? Like, that's so scary.
• 1:04:24
  Yeah, and I mean they hang Mike Pence thing while dude, dude do
• 1:04:28
  not poo poo it do. Not, no.
• 1:04:30
  I know there's a whole thing like we're like psychology of
• 1:04:34
  like crowd mentality. And I'm telling you, like there
• 1:04:37
  was a momentum there, that it was like they had already
• 1:04:40
  committed to it, you know? Well, I was just going to crack
• 1:04:43
  a joke about how the gallows they built was pretty far away
• 1:04:46
  from where he was, and I think they'd be too tuckered out to
• 1:04:48
  walk him that far. Yeah, but you could hang him in
• 1:04:50
  a closet, dude. Jesus Christ.
• 1:04:53
  I'm just saying, you know. No, they definitely I don't.
• 1:04:55
  I'm not trying to or or they wouldn't even got to hang him
• 1:04:59
  because like the mob would have just like you know crushed
• 1:05:01
  itself on him or something like you know, it's like we it's just
• 1:05:06
  because they didn't kill anybody or overturn the election doesn't
• 1:05:12
  mean they didn't want to. No.
• 1:05:14
  Oh, no, definitely. I mean, that's why we're in the
• 1:05:16
  hole. Somebody took a shit on Nancy
• 1:05:19
  Pelosi's desk or something. That's that's so crazy.
• 1:05:22
  Or there's that girl who stole, like, the laptop and shit.
• 1:05:26
  Yeah, And then there was somebody who stole the lectern
• 1:05:29
  like the podium. Yeah, the podium.
• 1:05:31
  And he got, he went to jail. Yeah, there's a picture of.
• 1:05:35
  Yeah. What are you doing with that?
• 1:05:38
  And it's the most cumbersome shit that you're now have to
• 1:05:41
  carry back to your car. Like, come on, man.
• 1:05:45
  Like, once you get out of the crowd, like a cop's going to
• 1:05:47
  pick you off, like arrest you. It's like we're not arresting
• 1:05:51
  you right now because, like, if you guys turn, you know, get
• 1:05:54
  crazy. We can't arrest all of you, but
• 1:05:56
  I can arrest you by yourself with a podium.
• 1:05:58
  Yeah, you're not escaping me. It's mine now.
• 1:06:02
  I claim it. We, the people have claimed this
• 1:06:04
  podium. Yeah, you start speaking from
• 1:06:06
  the podium, puts it down wherever he starts talking.
• 1:06:09
  Yeah, just carry this. Sets it down.
• 1:06:10
  Hey, guys. Good morning.
• 1:06:11
  How's your morning been? Yeah, How many times do you have
• 1:06:17
  to tell you stop bringing that podium to church?
• 1:06:20
  Yeah. But yeah, I mean, yeah, that,
• 1:06:21
  that's what they said is this is an unfortunate incident which
• 1:06:24
  never should have occurred as our Police Department
• 1:06:26
  investigates these intolerable, intolerable actions.
• 1:06:30
  We should not become desensitized to violence of any
• 1:06:32
  kind in our community. Those who choose violent actions
• 1:06:36
  will be held accountable for our by our criminal justice system.
• 1:06:40
  I mean those people who, I mean that's like something that
• 1:06:42
  ChatGPT could write, you know like that's not, that's not
• 1:06:48
  saying. Anyway, whether we are fully
• 1:06:49
  engaged in doing our due diligence.
• 1:06:51
  So exactly what took place? Oh, good job.
• 1:06:54
  You're doing your job so black. Made it appears to be a dock
• 1:06:57
  worker. Working down to a pontoon boat
• 1:06:59
  when he's confronted by a group of white men who appeared to be
• 1:07:02
  responsible for the road, the riverboat operator did not.
• 1:07:05
  The white man become physically agitated before striking him
• 1:07:08
  when what appears to break up the attack, but then more young
• 1:07:12
  white men sprinted along the dock and joined the fight.
• 1:07:15
  Dragging him to the ground and continued their attack.
• 1:07:18
  That's what's pretty crazy is one of them runs up and just
• 1:07:20
  like tries to pull him to the ground.
• 1:07:22
  It's like, dude, he did go to the ground and then like people
• 1:07:24
  are still coming into like, it's like, OK, there's five people
• 1:07:27
  punching him. Like we need six and seven.
• 1:07:29
  Like, get out of here. And that's whatever there's
• 1:07:30
  like, the girls jump in. It's just like, everybody's just
• 1:07:33
  like, mobbing this guy. So the riverboat fight heard
• 1:07:36
  around the world, man. Shit's wild.
• 1:07:39
  KERA&NPR is fixing this. Everyone's picked this up.
• 1:07:43
  I'm. I've thought about buying that
• 1:07:44
  shirt though. When did this happen?
• 1:07:48
  Yesterday. And there's already shirts, I
• 1:07:50
  guess. Like, you could just put up like
• 1:07:52
  a digital version of a shirt and then just make it on the band.
• 1:07:57
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, why not?
• 1:07:59
  Or they just might take your money, dude, not give you a
• 1:08:02
  fucking shirt. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:08:04
  Article number Two Trump mocks Megan Rapinoe blames Biden for
• 1:08:08
  the women's National Historic loss in the World Cup to Sweden.
• 1:08:14
  USA lost What a fucking idiot did.
• 1:08:18
  Trump's reignited his feud with the women's soccer team star
• 1:08:21
  Mega Rapinoe, as a former president and other right wing
• 1:08:25
  commentators delighted in the national team's historic loss
• 1:08:28
  and early elimination from the World Cup.
• 1:08:30
  The soccer or the shocking and totally unexpected loss by the
• 1:08:34
  US. So the soccer team too Fully.
• 1:08:37
  Or does he say, Oh yeah, this is what he said, they were too
• 1:08:43
  woke. Yeah, I know.
• 1:08:44
  Yeah, Women's soccer team or the The unexpected loss by the US
• 1:08:47
  women's soccer team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what's
• 1:08:51
  happening to our once great nation under crooked Joe Biden,
• 1:08:54
  Trump wrote on his media platform.
• 1:08:57
  Many of the players were openly hostile to America.
• 1:09:00
  No other country behaved in such a manner or even close.
• 1:09:04
  Woke equals failure. That shot Megan.
• 1:09:07
  The USA is going to hell. Mega.
• 1:09:10
  Yeah. Except for the time when Megan
• 1:09:12
  Rapinoe won back-to-back World Cups.
• 1:09:15
  The last two, you know. What, Did she hate America then?
• 1:09:18
  Was she, too? She's not.
• 1:09:20
  What? She wasn't woke then.
• 1:09:21
  Now she's just too woke. She's, like, transformed.
• 1:09:24
  Get the fuck out of here. Donald Trump cheats at golf.
• 1:09:27
  Like, you know. Come on.
• 1:09:30
  Yeah, it's interesting. What is that?
• 1:09:32
  What is that like? Like that just shows his hatred
• 1:09:38
  for America. He's remember at his
• 1:09:39
  inauguration when he was like like the, you know that what do
• 1:09:44
  you call it? It was like, we're in decay and
• 1:09:46
  like, he's like, you know. Oh, it's always we're in decay.
• 1:09:50
  Yeah, but he like started it off day one of his presidency
• 1:09:54
  talking like like how America's like a destroyed and in decay
• 1:09:58
  and all the shit. And then it's just like he's
• 1:10:00
  celebrating the fact that we lost in the World Cup.
• 1:10:03
  It's like, you know who what? I thought you guys were all
• 1:10:08
  Patriots, right? You know, it's like, is it like,
• 1:10:12
  yeah, fuck the women's team now is it?
• 1:10:13
  That was like a but. They've had, yeah, but they've
• 1:10:16
  had beef for a while. He's got Rapinoe.
• 1:10:19
  Yeah, Rapinoe and Trump. Because, yeah, she's been
• 1:10:22
  outspoken in politics. Yeah, because she's like, you're
• 1:10:25
  a piece of shit, right? Because he is.
• 1:10:29
  Big facts. Big time piece of shit.
• 1:10:31
  But I'm just saying. So again, it's about him.
• 1:10:34
  You know, I'm just saying like, is his supporters going to agree
• 1:10:37
  with like that the women's team should be back?
• 1:10:39
  Oh yeah, people. There's a lot of people who were
• 1:10:41
  like, oh good, yeah, Rapinoe doesn't have beef with all of
• 1:10:46
  them, you know? Yeah, but they just roll with
• 1:10:49
  Trump. So Trump hates him.
• 1:10:50
  They hate him. Do you think they would have
• 1:10:52
  been celebrating if they won the World Cup?
• 1:10:54
  No, they would be like, I hate him.
• 1:10:57
  The world. The World Cup was stolen.
• 1:11:00
  Stolen World Cup. Need to recount them going
• 1:11:02
  should have been Germany. I mean, the US women's is Jesus
• 1:11:09
  is like super young and they have a lot of young pieces.
• 1:11:13
  They've lost a lot of bats. So I mean, it's not the same
• 1:11:15
  team that we put out there before.
• 1:11:17
  Future's bright for them. So earliest exit they've had in
• 1:11:20
  a really long time but you can't but.
• 1:11:23
  You can't sit there and blame it on like wokeness.
• 1:11:25
  You can be like inexperienced and youth.
• 1:11:28
  I heard this analogy from Bill Simmons, which I think is a good
• 1:11:31
  one, that this team was a lot like our 04 world championship
• 1:11:37
  basketball team. Where or was it Olympics?
• 1:11:41
  Yeah, like where we lost. Like we got like, yeah.
• 1:11:45
  And we had like, we had like all NBA players, but it wasn't like
• 1:11:48
  necessarily the best. Well, it was good enough to win.
• 1:11:51
  Like was like LeBron on the team.
• 1:11:55
  But I don't know like but they lost to Argentina or something
• 1:12:00
  and it was like the and then there was this huge deal and but
• 1:12:03
  it was because like there was like older guys on the team and
• 1:12:07
  then there was like unproven guys on the team.
• 1:12:09
  It was like kind of an in between era and that's what the
• 1:12:12
  like this women's team is. It's like Rapino Rapinoe's last
• 1:12:16
  game Alex Morgan dude I heard of this takedown I mean I've like
• 1:12:20
  asked. I just saw like a memory from
• 1:12:22
  like 8 years ago me asking Alex Morgan to marry me on Facebook
• 1:12:26
  like and I've like had this like put her like in like Mount
• 1:12:30
  Rushmore type like status. But somebody just listed off
• 1:12:34
  like Repino stats. I mean not not Repino Alex
• 1:12:38
  Morgan stats and dude she's had only three goals in the last 18
• 1:12:45
  World Cup games and she's supposed to be our striker and
• 1:12:48
  like the best striker in the game and she doesn't score and
• 1:12:53
  that's like her job. True, she had six goals against
• 1:12:56
  Thailand one time, but if you that's you know.
• 1:13:00
  But if you take that out it's been three goals on the big
• 1:13:03
  stage. And also want to apologize to
• 1:13:08
  Germany for that reference because they are our biggest
• 1:13:12
  listener internationally and then also to Thailand for
• 1:13:15
  bringing up how you got your ass beat by the United States and
• 1:13:17
  winning soccer. Yeah, I mean, she's also been
• 1:13:20
  hurt a lot And she has, yeah. But I just thought she was like
• 1:13:25
  this world beater. And it turns out, if you look at
• 1:13:28
  it like she but she was playing like in 06 like.
• 1:13:31
  And when she was turned shit up, Yeah, yeah, but just like, what
• 1:13:37
  have you. Like the this run that we had,
• 1:13:39
  like the two World Cup wins. And then this year she hasn't
• 1:13:42
  scored, like, barely at all. Well, and what, like Rodman's
• 1:13:47
  kids on the soccer team? Yeah, she's fucking good.
• 1:13:50
  She she scored like two or three goals the first game.
• 1:13:52
  She's the case. Yeah, she's a beast.
• 1:13:55
  So. And she's like, young on 21,
• 1:13:57
  right. So we're going to have this new
• 1:13:58
  generation. Like, we're going to be fine.
• 1:14:01
  And 28. It's just this was a weird year.
• 1:14:06
  And actually, like, I don't, I'm assuming maybe the Americans
• 1:14:09
  were the favorites. But like, there was like, it
• 1:14:13
  wasn't like the Americans, the obvious favorites.
• 1:14:15
  It was like a few countries were like one of the favorites, you
• 1:14:19
  know? Yeah.
• 1:14:20
  So this was like, not necessarily like last World Cup
• 1:14:25
  where we? Were just women's Women's World
• 1:14:27
  Cup is more top heavy, right. And then and then they were also
• 1:14:31
  doing a lot of like commercials like like anybody on the team
• 1:14:34
  was getting like, you know, some commercials and like there was a
• 1:14:37
  lot of like that shit promotion going on.
• 1:14:41
  And so maybe they kind of lost sight of, you know, there's
• 1:14:44
  like. Some we're talking another
• 1:14:47
  thing, like I think it was Bill Simmons was saying it was like
• 1:14:50
  you guys walked in like you're the defending champions because
• 1:14:54
  I guess technically they were, but it's four years later, so
• 1:14:58
  you anybody who was on that team is 4 years older or wasn't on
• 1:15:02
  that team is, you know, now the new team.
• 1:15:04
  So it's like it's not the same as go, you know, going
• 1:15:06
  back-to-back like in the NBA like the Nuggets, you know are
• 1:15:11
  the defending champs. Because that shit just happened.
• 1:15:13
  Or back-to-back, whenever they won the last or whatever, they
• 1:15:15
  won their last two because you had like Rapinoe Lord.
• 1:15:19
  Yeah, yeah, the team was a lot. It's like the same.
• 1:15:22
  There was continuity, right? So you're adding new pieces,
• 1:15:25
  younger pieces, the game, their styles are different.
• 1:15:28
  So it's just a different we hit a sweet spot, yeah, like where
• 1:15:31
  we want we won when they were like super young and so yeah.
• 1:15:34
  But that's yeah, that's low lying fruit though that's like,
• 1:15:36
  yeah, but but OK, but just Trump, like I mean.
• 1:15:39
  Just him doing that, it's just corn ballish.
• 1:15:41
  But I think, I think he's like spiraling because he's just
• 1:15:44
  obviously anybody he can talk shit to, he's going to talk shit
• 1:15:46
  to him, anybody, he said. Like they told him to like keep,
• 1:15:50
  you know, don't say any wild shit, don't break any laws.
• 1:15:54
  And then he like truth. If you come after me, I'm coming
• 1:15:59
  after. Yeah, we'll get into that
• 1:16:01
  because we're going to get into that on the next one.
• 1:16:02
  So next, next topic. And this is just for Judge,
• 1:16:06
  Eileen Cannon, Cannon, but we can talk about that as well.
• 1:16:11
  I There's a theory that she's trying to get herself removed
• 1:16:13
  from this case. I think that she might have done
• 1:16:15
  that with what she just did. Yeah, so there's many issues.
• 1:16:19
  She questions the use of an out of state grand jury and mar a
• 1:16:22
  Lago investigation, which means that he had like he still has a
• 1:16:27
  an ongoing grand jury investigation looking into this
• 1:16:31
  stuff out of the county. Is that what it is?
• 1:16:36
  No. So it's not ongoing what it is,
• 1:16:41
  Is she? So there was a grand jury in
• 1:16:45
  Washington, DC and then they created a grand jury in Florida.
• 1:16:51
  Once the case was going to be down, what's they?
• 1:16:54
  They, the prosecutors decided that that's where they're going
• 1:16:57
  to wanted to request the trial for.
• 1:17:00
  The documents. So they, which happens all the
• 1:17:03
  fucking time, use the like the whatever information and stuff
• 1:17:09
  they were getting from the grand, the evidence with the
• 1:17:13
  grand jury in DC and then use that with the grand jury in
• 1:17:18
  Florida. Or yeah, the evidence that
• 1:17:23
  they're presenting to the judges from the evidence of the
• 1:17:25
  Washington DC grand jury. However, that is very common.
• 1:17:28
  Also very common is, and there's a lot of reasons why you would
• 1:17:33
  summon a grand jury outside of the district that the crime is
• 1:17:37
  being tried in. So that's like very common.
• 1:17:40
  So this is just proving how she's like, ignorant to the
• 1:17:43
  laws. She's like, like not prepared to
• 1:17:45
  handle this case. But by her saying out loud to
• 1:17:50
  the public that there was a grand jury in DC, that's
• 1:17:53
  actually a violation of rules because everything to do with
• 1:17:58
  the grand jury is confidential. And so she's she's not supposed
• 1:18:04
  to be exposing anything about a grand jury, you know, and so.
• 1:18:12
  Fish because she released a statement questioning, Yeah,
• 1:18:15
  like if she asked a single person else like to like to read
• 1:18:22
  it before she said that they would have been like, what are
• 1:18:25
  you talking about? You're an idiot.
• 1:18:27
  So like this, this is like, so that's why I think people are
• 1:18:29
  saying that this is her trying to get recused.
• 1:18:32
  It's because they can't believe that she's that dumb, that she
• 1:18:35
  wouldn't know this and so she's just putting it out there.
• 1:18:40
  It's a false flag. But why?
• 1:18:43
  Guess what? She's supposed to recuse
• 1:18:44
  herself. That's how it works.
• 1:18:46
  So. She can get removed though.
• 1:18:48
  I mean, maybe, I guess. No, they can apply.
• 1:18:51
  They can go to the 11th circuit and ask for, request it, request
• 1:18:55
  it, and then this gives them grounds potentially to request
• 1:18:58
  right? But she doesn't need to go
• 1:18:59
  through looking like an idiot. She could just recuse herself.
• 1:19:03
  Yeah. I mean, she's just looking like
• 1:19:04
  she's biased towards the defense and is doing everything she can.
• 1:19:07
  She doesn't know what she's talking about.
• 1:19:08
  I know, yeah. Well, that's just that.
• 1:19:09
  But it's like, she's obviously doing these things to benefit
• 1:19:12
  the defense, right? Like her bias is.
• 1:19:15
  Like your bias is. Yeah, she's.
• 1:19:17
  Yeah, she's questioning the evidence.
• 1:19:19
  Like that's perfectly, like legal and fine and normal.
• 1:19:24
  You're right. Yeah.
• 1:19:25
  It's like, twofold. It's showing she's biased for
• 1:19:28
  Trump, and also showing that she doesn't know what she's talking
• 1:19:31
  about well. Yeah, she doesn't.
• 1:19:32
  She's too stupid. She picked Yeah, she picked a
• 1:19:35
  battle that. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:19:36
  Yeah, they're like this. She's like, oh, I've yeah, I've
• 1:19:39
  got an idea. You know, this was out of the
• 1:19:41
  jurisdiction. So let's, I'll just go on my own
• 1:19:45
  and question this. It's not even like Trump's
• 1:19:47
  defense lawyers, you know. And we'll release it so
• 1:19:49
  everybody else does too, right? And then you just are committing
• 1:19:52
  violations. But that happens constantly.
• 1:19:55
  Like, there was one of Trump's lawyers admitted to like,
• 1:19:58
  conversations and being like, yeah, just because they talked
• 1:20:01
  about that stuff doesn't mean that it's like necessarily a
• 1:20:05
  crime or just just because they planned stuff and make plans to
• 1:20:08
  stay in office. He says it was aspirational.
• 1:20:11
  So it's like if you go to a bank and you you say you guys have 10
• 1:20:17
  million dollars of mine and you really believe that and you you
• 1:20:24
  point a gun at them and tell them to give you the money.
• 1:20:27
  That's not free speech just because you believe the 10
• 1:20:30
  million is yours. It's not like, like everything,
• 1:20:36
  every fraud case in the history of fraud included speech.
• 1:20:40
  I got into like I guess a little bit of a tip with some people
• 1:20:44
  close to me. Yesterday, about this thing
• 1:20:48
  where I asked, I was like, So what do y'all think about these
• 1:20:52
  documents and all this stuff? And they're like, it's all
• 1:20:55
  horseshit, it's all lies. None of the evidence is real.
• 1:20:59
  Everything they're saying on the news and they're like, you know,
• 1:21:01
  they haven't even released anything.
• 1:21:02
  And I'm like, no, Like, I've heard some of the audio
• 1:21:04
  recordings and they're just like, well, they're not.
• 1:21:07
  They're not. Like, you know, like that's not
• 1:21:10
  real. It's all fake.
• 1:21:12
  It was like mind blowing, but Trump is even saying that.
• 1:21:15
  And the the level of anger that there was that I was even asking
• 1:21:20
  was like, really was almost impressive.
• 1:21:22
  Like there was. They're like offended that I
• 1:21:23
  even asked them what I thought about it or the fact that I gave
• 1:21:27
  them any sort of pushback has anything.
• 1:21:31
  Does he find it so weird? Like is it Did all these people
• 1:21:35
  think that this country was that corrupt or it was it just Trump
• 1:21:41
  Derange syndrome like that like made them go to this place where
• 1:21:46
  it's like they believe that there's this like first of all I
• 1:21:51
  wish the Democrats were like had like the like capability of like
• 1:21:57
  being smart enough to like run like a multi organizational you
• 1:22:02
  know conspiracy to stop Donald Trump.
• 1:22:05
  But they're not they you know like they would fuck that up and
• 1:22:08
  they wouldn't they they just and Trump so obviously is a criminal
• 1:22:15
  that's why this is happening to him.
• 1:22:17
  But it's like, are you, do you all really think that?
• 1:22:19
  Like, you know, I think it's our country is like down.
• 1:22:22
  And out. Like the people felt like they
• 1:22:23
  were down and out and they felt like Donald Trump was like,
• 1:22:26
  fine. He convinced them that that the
• 1:22:28
  whole system is fucked. The whole system is fucked
• 1:22:30
  against them and that he's going to fix it for him.
• 1:22:33
  So like, but they did. Do you think they didn't
• 1:22:35
  previously believe that? Because, like, you know, I
• 1:22:37
  thought these were all. No, I think they all Americans,
• 1:22:39
  They just were like, no one, No one cares about what I have to
• 1:22:42
  say. Nobody cares how I'm doing.
• 1:22:44
  So I think it was some woe is me shit.
• 1:22:46
  So the most corrupt politician of all time comes in and says
• 1:22:49
  everybody else is corrupt because that's what he does, you
• 1:22:52
  know? Yeah, just manipulating
• 1:22:54
  everybody around. He just, yeah he just accuses
• 1:22:56
  people of behaving or being exactly what he is.
• 1:23:02
  It's like it it's fucked up how it works and it's so simple.
• 1:23:07
  You know he's like everything is corrupt but I'm the the most
• 1:23:12
  corrupt you know. I mean that's actually what they
• 1:23:14
  do like in dictatorships is they're like Xi Jinping very
• 1:23:19
  anti corruption. Mohammed bin Salman did a whole
• 1:23:23
  corruption like break like crackdown and all that is is
• 1:23:28
  then taking control of the government.
• 1:23:30
  So like Mohammed bin Salman locked all of his like uncles
• 1:23:34
  and shit everybody you know in the in the royal family and into
• 1:23:40
  a a Ritz hotel or Four Seasons like a super.
• 1:23:43
  Yeah yeah. And wouldn't let him leave until
• 1:23:45
  they like all like emptied their bank accounts or you know, or
• 1:23:50
  like signed off power to him And then and it worked and but like,
• 1:23:56
  it's seen as like, yeah, of course they're being corrupt.
• 1:24:00
  You know he's the most corrupt. But it's like you were letting
• 1:24:02
  them be corrupt. That's the whole system.
• 1:24:04
  Well, that's what Saddam Hussein did.
• 1:24:06
  He had a big town hall meeting and he called out all of the
• 1:24:08
  traitors and his accusers and people who he thought were
• 1:24:11
  trying to overthrow the government or undermined him
• 1:24:14
  like out in front of people and they were just taken off, picked
• 1:24:17
  up. It's like there's like there's a
• 1:24:18
  video of it cuz the the conference was like recorded and
• 1:24:22
  it's just him like calling people out.
• 1:24:25
  And guards coming in and picking people up and taking him out,
• 1:24:28
  picking up and taking him out of the auditorium to go be
• 1:24:31
  executed. It's fucking crazy.
• 1:24:33
  And you And they're you telling me that Trump wouldn't, like,
• 1:24:36
  gladly participate in something like that if he got the chance?
• 1:24:41
  I had the He could get away with it.
• 1:24:43
  Yeah. He's like, are you kidding me?
• 1:24:44
  Like, this is how you run countries.
• 1:24:46
  It's what Putin does. This is what Mohammed bin Salman
• 1:24:48
  does. This is what G does, you know,
• 1:24:51
  like to him, it's like we're playing, we're playing with the
• 1:24:56
  arm tied behind our back and he shouldn't have to listen to his
• 1:25:00
  pussy laws. Well, now in DC, he got arrested
• 1:25:06
  and arraigned, and he's not supposed to be intimidating
• 1:25:09
  witnesses. They're trying to influence
• 1:25:10
  jurors or anything like that. And that's where he's been
• 1:25:13
  saying wild shit, untruth, social.
• 1:25:16
  If you come after me, I'll come after you like.
• 1:25:19
  And then and then he sent out another one that was specific to
• 1:25:21
  the judge and was like, this judge is basically like.
• 1:25:24
  Is a, hey, a Trump hater. And I can't, I can't get a fair
• 1:25:27
  trial in DC We need to move it. They want to move it to West
• 1:25:31
  Virginia because they said West Virginia is more diverse.
• 1:25:34
  No, they they said not politically relevant or you
• 1:25:38
  know, something like that. Like as if like West Virginia is
• 1:25:41
  a fair arbiter except for he got 70% of the vote, 70% of the vote
• 1:25:46
  in West Virginia. But but you know, it's fair and
• 1:25:49
  balanced, bro. You lived in DC for four years.
• 1:25:56
  Like people should love you, right?
• 1:25:58
  It's like hometown cooking. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:26:01
  You own the library or the hotel there, the each and the post
• 1:26:04
  office and to that's not going well that maybe they're getting
• 1:26:10
  convicted of fraud over what you got next.
• 1:26:21
  Well. You froze.
• 1:26:22
  You were freezing up, but I was talking, so I just kept it.
• 1:26:26
  I kept it moving. No, you're good.
• 1:26:28
  But he could. He could, he could be helped for
• 1:26:35
  this. I heard somebody suggest that
• 1:26:37
  she should put him in jail for two to three days, then have him
• 1:26:42
  back in the courtroom. Explain to him this is what
• 1:26:45
  happens and it's not going to be two or three days next time and
• 1:26:50
  then and then go back to what we're doing right now.
• 1:26:53
  Dude, that would be just a weekend.
• 1:26:56
  Just like if you got arrested for a DUI on a Friday, you can't
• 1:26:59
  see a judge till Monday. A weekend.
• 1:27:01
  A club fed. Yeah.
• 1:27:04
  Dude, that would be crazy. Dude, that would be a.
• 1:27:07
  If. If real serious.
• 1:27:09
  People are going to try to break him out of prison, man, for
• 1:27:11
  those three days or after. Let them, let them into the
• 1:27:16
  prison. See what happens.
• 1:27:18
  Or after. If he if he goes to prison,
• 1:27:22
  they'd have to put him in the supermax.
• 1:27:24
  Yeah, well, he's going there anyways.
• 1:27:27
  He is the biggest threat to this country, period.
• 1:27:31
  There's no, there's no other single person who's a bigger
• 1:27:34
  threat to this country than Donald Trump.
• 1:27:36
  He deserves the supermax and he's got to be in like he's
• 1:27:39
  going to be in, you know, in the shoe program anyways or he won't
• 1:27:44
  survive 23 hour lockdown homie. Now Joseph's team.
• 1:27:56
  Up with like the Aryan Brotherhood or something like
• 1:27:58
  that, there's no Oh well, maybe. You could team up with the
• 1:28:01
  right, yeah, yeah. They'd protect him either way.
• 1:28:04
  There's not going to be peace in the prison like Donald Trump is
• 1:28:08
  not like bringing stability to the prison, so.
• 1:28:12
  Yeah, just start a race war. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:28:15
  Yeah. And then it's like some January
• 1:28:17
  Sixers want to come in January 6 at the prison, the supermax
• 1:28:20
  prison. I guarantee you that's not going
• 1:28:22
  to go off of them. Last article Barbie A Billion
• 1:28:27
  dollar movie? People are talking shit about
• 1:28:29
  it. I've you I haven't seen.
• 1:28:30
  What do you mean people are talking shit about?
• 1:28:32
  It well, you know, you're Ben Shabibos and all this.
• 1:28:34
  Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just Matt Gaetz and
• 1:28:37
  Ben Shapiro. It's destroying men, and I'm
• 1:28:40
  sure Jordan Peterson hates it. Why are the guy?
• 1:28:43
  Oh yeah, sure. Why are the guys who are like?
• 1:28:46
  Barbie like this that I would imagine have like like penis
• 1:28:52
  size that they're, you know, insecure about, are the ones who
• 1:28:56
  were talking about like, you know, being a man.
• 1:28:59
  So much like Tucker Carlson had that whole thing about, like,
• 1:29:03
  you know, men like losing testosterone and stuff because
• 1:29:08
  they're too woke. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:29:13
  It's goofy. I mean, there's a lot of girls
• 1:29:15
  I've known who've seen it who loved it.
• 1:29:17
  They said they got a lot from it.
• 1:29:20
  Yeah, it, like spoke to them in a different way.
• 1:29:21
  And that's like, fuck yeah, like that's awesome.
• 1:29:24
  Also, we got to give a shout out to Greta.
• 1:29:25
  Gerwig is the first female ever to have a billion dollar box
• 1:29:29
  office hit. Yeah, seriously.
• 1:29:31
  Like make make a shout out she could not make any movie she
• 1:29:34
  wants. I mean, I from what I've heard
• 1:29:37
  and what I've heard about it and what people have told me about
• 1:29:40
  the movie, I want to go see it. I do too.
• 1:29:43
  But. But special lady friend, she saw
• 1:29:47
  it with her niece and nephew, so I don't really have anybody to
• 1:29:49
  go with. Yeah, I'm not going to go back
• 1:29:52
  into a theater by myself. You know what I'm.
• 1:29:55
  Saying the bar, you could. I mean after Avatar.
• 1:29:59
  It's to be able. But you're a new man now.
• 1:30:01
  No, I know that's true, but I've only.
• 1:30:04
  But I only recently went back to a theater period when I saw
• 1:30:07
  Asteroid City last like 2 weeks ago.
• 1:30:09
  Yeah, but I mean shout out because I mean, that's a big
• 1:30:12
  deal. Billion dollar movie in 17 days.
• 1:30:17
  Yeah, it's a shit down of money. It's a factor of money and they
• 1:30:23
  didn't expect that. But also this is now going to
• 1:30:27
  open up a lot of shit in a good way because this wasn't your
• 1:30:31
  like what you thought when Barbie came out.
• 1:30:34
  Like there was going to be like the type of movie that it is
• 1:30:37
  even without seeing it. Just like hearing about it.
• 1:30:39
  So and Greta Gerwig, you know not known for like a
• 1:30:43
  blockbusters but like definitely known as a great director.
• 1:30:46
  So just like letting her have control over it and making a
• 1:30:51
  good movie with the Barbie, you know, background basically,
• 1:30:55
  yeah, is like really successful and you should do more of that
• 1:31:00
  as opposed to making it this like cookie cutter bullshit, you
• 1:31:03
  know, that just slapping like. Or just whatever IP name you
• 1:31:08
  have, you know. Or remaking stupid bullshit,
• 1:31:11
  right? So maybe, I think maybe we'll
• 1:31:14
  get some more big budget good films out of this.
• 1:31:17
  Hopefully. Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  And there's probably going to be a Barbie 2:00 and 3:00.
• 1:31:22
  Oh, really? I heard that.
• 1:31:24
  But it makes sense. I mean, you can't leave just,
• 1:31:27
  you know, a potential billion dollars off the table in 17
• 1:31:30
  days. You know, it might be bigger,
• 1:31:33
  the number, the second one because so many because, you
• 1:31:37
  know, it's in the zeitgeist. But I mean it would probably can
• 1:31:39
  be for like a couple years before they, but maybe that
• 1:31:41
  would build up the anticipation. Yeah, like Barbie too.
• 1:31:45
  Yeah, Barbie too. And it's been a while since
• 1:31:47
  Barbie. And then they'd introduce other
• 1:31:49
  characters like Malibu, Stacy and a bunch of other pitches,
• 1:31:52
  right? And if Trump wins the election,
• 1:31:54
  like, you know, that's a different type of Barbie.
• 1:31:55
  Well, yeah, So that Trump wins the election, it's gonna be like
• 1:31:58
  there's no Barbie, too. John Deere Barbie.
• 1:32:01
  No, don't say that, man. It's my bike.
• 1:32:04
  Oh yeah, I forgot your you know, your limited edition.
• 1:32:07
  Nothing runs like a deer. Yeah, nothing pedals like a
• 1:32:10
  deer. It says.
• 1:32:11
  Nothing runs like a deer on it. But no, I mean, shout out to the
• 1:32:15
  Barbie film. I just thought it was
• 1:32:16
  interesting. It's just a little article
• 1:32:18
  about, you know, just yeah, so that's $1,000,000.
• 1:32:20
  Mark, can you look up Oppenheimer's take?
• 1:32:23
  Uh. Yeah, because I'm, you know that
• 1:32:28
  they're saying Oppenheimer was a hit.
• 1:32:31
  You know, I know it's less than Barbie, but do you think it's as
• 1:32:35
  much of a hit if Barbie doesn't exist because they people were
• 1:32:42
  doing the, you know, Barbie Barbenheimer?
• 1:32:44
  Surpassed, it's at 5 point, it's at 552.9 million worldwide and
• 1:32:51
  wouldn't you say that? Half a bill, Yeah, Wouldn't you
• 1:32:54
  say Barbie brought Oppenheimer up?
• 1:32:57
  Like more than Oppenheimer brought Barbie up, or?
• 1:33:03
  I think it's just a perfect storm and they're two polar
• 1:33:05
  opposites. I know the one may double the
• 1:33:07
  money. Yeah, that's a billion and that.
• 1:33:14
  That's crazy. But Oppenheimer, it costs like
• 1:33:16
  200 or something million to make.
• 1:33:18
  To make Oh yeah, and I don't think bargay did.
• 1:33:23
  No, I don't think because it wasn't like it wasn't like a lot
• 1:33:25
  of like CGI is what I heard. What does CGI make?
• 1:33:37
  Does CGI100 more 100 million for Oppenheimer to make?
• 1:33:42
  Yeah, OK, so they got the money back.
• 1:33:53
  Barbie was 145. Yeah.
• 1:33:59
  I mean, that makes sense. I mean, that's, you know, it
• 1:34:01
  makes sense because it's such a big production.
• 1:34:05
  But I mean, what are they spending like on these Marvel
• 1:34:07
  movies? Is what I'm, you know, comparing
• 1:34:09
  to? A shit time because they just
• 1:34:11
  spend so much on CGI. It's so CGI is more expensive.
• 1:34:25
  But they will make, but now it's like so elevated.
• 1:34:16
  Yes. Yeah.
• 1:34:16
  OK, that's what I thought. But then I was like, is it is
• 1:34:19
  like, I thought maybe that's what they started using it
• 1:34:22
  because it was like they could do more shit for less money, but
• 1:34:24
  it's. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:34:28
  Because like the technology is always like advancing every 18
• 1:34:31
  months it double s. Yeah, Moore's law than more, do
• 1:34:35
  you know all? Right.
• 1:34:38
  Well, shout out, Barbie. Billion dollar bar billion Shut
• 1:34:42
  out Greta. Am I?
• 1:34:44
  Am I my Shorty, Margot Robbie? Oh yeah, it's base status right
• 1:34:52
  there. But some what?
• 1:34:54
  Did you have any big final words, Final Thoughts?
• 1:34:58
  Episode 100 in the bag. You've got anything for us?
• 1:35:01
  Yeah, I want to say, you know, for all those people out there
• 1:35:06
  that think that they want to start a podcast but aren't so
• 1:35:10
  sure, I would say don't, because they'll never be as good as
• 1:35:17
  ours. You're joining a losing game.
• 1:35:24
  You'll never, ever achieve the heights that Joseph and I have
• 1:35:28
  achieved or will continue to achieve.
• 1:35:35
  But unless you went to our podcast under, you know, Talk
• 1:35:37
  Shit Media or Old Man Huggie Productions, you know, then come
• 1:35:41
  talk to us. You don't.
• 1:35:42
  If you don't want, if you don't want your producers dancing in
• 1:35:45
  the videos, you know, come over to the West Coast.
• 1:35:54
  It's so funny. That's such a funny.
• 1:35:56
  You don't want the producers dancing in the videos.
• 1:36:01
  Acting like they are hard, Yeah. No.
• 1:36:03
  Yeah, it's been a while journey, but 100, it's been fun.
• 1:36:06
  I mean, if you want to start a podcast, enjoy yourself.
• 1:36:09
  So listen to him. You have to be more positive,
• 1:36:10
  man. It's very disheartening.
• 1:36:13
  Just know it. You're doing it for fun and you
• 1:36:15
  know it's cute. You're such a Dick, but true.
• 1:36:23
  Nah, but Nah, man. I appreciate you like asking me
• 1:36:26
  to start doing this with you and having me on.
• 1:36:28
  It's been a lot of fun. Obviously we have more to come,
• 1:36:32
  but it's been a good fucking journey.
• 1:36:35
  It's crazy that we finally are at triple digits.
• 1:36:38
  Yeah, and I mean like honestly, I just posted like something on
• 1:36:43
  like a Facebook story. It was like a selfie with like
• 1:36:48
  cryptic like new project coming. Talk shit or get off the pod.
• 1:36:52
  And before the meeting was over, I'd already gotten a text from
• 1:36:55
  Joseph being like, how you starting a podcast without me?
• 1:36:59
  So it is only fitting that, you know, we've been on this journey
• 1:37:04
  together. Yeah man, it's been a good
• 1:37:07
  fucking time. I've enjoyed it a lot.
• 1:37:09
  And you know, we do have lives and shit that go on outside of
• 1:37:14
  this too. So it's been cool that we've
• 1:37:16
  both been committed to it and stuck with it and kept doing it.
• 1:37:21
  I think that's the only only way to make it work.
• 1:37:22
  I think if you want me to actually give advice is you have
• 1:37:27
  to stick with it because I think people underestimate how hard it
• 1:37:31
  is and also how long it might take, like to get like, you
• 1:37:38
  know, going like we're still growing.
• 1:37:42
  And I think that was like, one thing that we've talked about
• 1:37:44
  was like, like, we just have to keep turning out content
• 1:37:49
  because, you know, if you don't, then it's over anyways.
• 1:37:52
  So yeah, you can't be like, oh, it's 100 episodes, You know,
• 1:37:57
  we're not, you know, Joe Rogan yet.
• 1:38:00
  And I'd be like, yeah, that's right, because I'll be Joe
• 1:38:02
  Rogan's ass and take his supplements from him.
• 1:38:09
  Gobble, gobble. Well, on that now, it wouldn't
• 1:38:12
  be an episode 100 without a Joey Bag of Donuts threat.
• 1:38:16
  That's right, Joey. Bag of fucking Donuts.
• 1:38:18
  And I'm like Jake Paul. I'm I'm disrupting the fight
• 1:38:22
  game. That might not be good.
• 1:38:26
  I wouldn't say you're Jake Paul. That's not good.
• 1:38:28
  I just watched the Jake Paul Untold shout out chap Chapman
• 1:38:32
  Way, my homie who created Untold.
• 1:38:35
  But yeah, I mean, he's not a terrible person.
• 1:38:41
  He's like, he's like a Zen boxer dude.
• 1:38:43
  I want to. I want to get on that level.
• 1:38:45
  He's kind of annoying. Yeah.
• 1:38:48
  I think he's changed. OK, well, on that note, well,
• 1:38:54
  like you know, we appreciate you guys tuning in for 100 episodes,
• 1:38:58
  listening to us bullshit and go through everything.
• 1:39:01
  We really, really do appreciate it.
• 1:39:04
  And it's been fun. So, you know, thanks man.
• 1:39:06
  I appreciate it. Deep round of applause.
• 1:39:11
  Go fuck yourself. Shut up.
• 1:39:13
  Yeah, and of course y'all be good.
• 1:39:15
  Be safe. Stay strong.
• 1:39:17
  Stay the fuck out of trouble, but go fuck yourselves.
• 1:39:22
  Please, please go fuck yourselves.
• 1:39:25
  We're begging, you shout out. Shout out.
• 1:39:39
  For the last 100 days I did 100 shows.
• 1:39:42
  The next 100 days pray to do 100 bow.
• 1:39:44
  I'm butting 100 bras break 100 laws.
• 1:39:47
  I'm going to keep it 101. Hundred for y'all.
• 1:39:50
  I'm going to keep with 101. Hundred for y'all.
• 1:39:52
  I'm going to keep with 101. Hundred for y'all yeah.
• 1:39:56
  Blood on my plate. Glass of meltback.
• 1:39:59
  Wake the living dead with my sound check.
• 1:40:01
  I'm fresh. Blood stripping down our house
• 1:40:03
  neck. Howling at the mold up the tomb
• 1:40:05
  with the sound set.