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Dirt Racing Fans Need To Stop Whining! · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Friday morning, everybody. My mom says she likes it when I
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  get right to the point. I'm like, oh really?
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  Do you? OK, well, Kenny Schrader and
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  myself might start the Kenny and Kenny show because we were
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  approached by some really big people and they want us to do
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  the Kenny and Kenny show. And I called Kenny Schrader and
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  he said exactly this. I'll do whatever you tell me to
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  do, Herman. I said, OK, that's right.
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  To the news segment brought to you by Judy Wallace.
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  Had a great a great night last night inducting Kenny Schrader
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  into the Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame.
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  Boy, there was some. There was some good ones last
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  year. I wouldn't do the Missouri
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  Sports Hall of Fame with Adam Wainwright, the great Saint
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  Louis Cardinal baseball pitcher, and I thought that was big.
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  But Schrader went in with some good guys and you know, Kelly
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  Chase with the Blues, whose battle leukemia.
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  Steven Jackson Google Steven Jackson, NFL running back, top
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  five in history eight years in a row with over 1000 yards.
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  Course, he played for the Rams. He played for the Saint Louis
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  Rams when we were shitty, shitty Bang Bang, but still, he was
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  great. And then Ray Langford with the
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  Cardinals. But anyway, yeah, it was a
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  really nice night for Kenny and Ann Schrader.
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  Kenny and Ann had a a table and 1/2 full of his very best
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  friends and it was very nice night.
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  All right, I'm I'm very thankful that I sat at a great table
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  Worldwide technology, Chris Blair, Allison, Tony Sizemore,
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  all the people from the worldwide technology.
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  They were wonderful. They sponsored, you know,
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  Kenny's part. So let me see how how should I
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  start this? I know how I'm going to start
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  this. Listen to this.
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  Listen to this song real close. Something's wrong with the world
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  today. The light bulbs getting dim,
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  there's a meltdown in the sky. I'm seeing things in a different
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  way and God knows it ain't his. So that's an Aerosmith song.
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  I think that song was on the movie Armageddon when his when
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  Stephen Dollar's daughter played there.
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  But anyway, so shit's getting weird.
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  Dirt racing fans of all people two nights ago bitched and
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  moaned that Jonathan Davenport's winning too much bitching like a
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  bunch of Democrats. They want everything to be
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  equal. They want this guy to win.
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  Then the next night they want another man to win.
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  Then they want another man to win.
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  That really pissed me off. I never saw the, I never saw
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  dirt racing fans like that. So Davenport won not even World
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  100 weekend. It was a Wednesday night flow
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  race. So technically it wasn't even
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  World 100 weekend. It was a flow race on a
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  Wednesday night at Eldora and he waxed their ass.
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  Well then with about 12 to go the track rub it up.
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  For you people that don't know what rub it up means, it's a
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  term we use in dirt racing when the track gets like asphalt and
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  there's only one groove, and if you get out of that groove, it's
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  a slide for life. The rubber off the tires stick
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  in that one area. So to my amazement, dirt racing
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  fans showed me a side of them that I've never seen before.
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  They usually bitch and moan about NASCAR because they're
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  jealous of NASCAR. I don't like NASCAR, but they
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  really love it. They want to make it there.
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  And they lost their mind when Davenport won a race.
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  Like the majority of them. I was like, who are these
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  people? So that caught me off guard.
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  And then they bitched and moaned about the track rubber and up.
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  Well, just wait 24 hours because last night, it was a great
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  night. Davenport run third in the
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  feature. So see all they're bitching did
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  no good. That pissed me off.
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  So that should be a segment. If we do the Kenny and Kenny
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  show, we're going to do what pisses you off.
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  Brought to you by low voltage solution.
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  So the NFL Taylor Swift showed up again and she looked good for
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  all you ladies out there, for all the ladies in the house with
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  style and grace. How about big Poppy?
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  I miss him. She looked good.
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  She wore a Jean outfit, Jean like skirt, short Jean top and I
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  think NBC showed her once. They should have to her shoulder
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  five times because I like her. I think she's a badass.
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  Anybody that can travel the world and put on a show like
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  that and be in that good of shape.
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  I don't care if she's a singer or not.
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  She's a damn athlete. Taylor Swift, a damn athlete,
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  man. She runs that damn stage up and
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  down and hey, she's in good shape.
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  I like it when she settles down. She has a drink or two.
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  Just take the edge off. It looks to me like her drink of
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  choice is maybe vodka and cranberry.
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  Respond right here. I thought I'd seen her drinking
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  like a red drink last night, man.
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  I'll tell you what, as bad as you want to not admit it, the
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  NFL is the greatest game. It's like football, or as
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  Beckham says, I'm a footballer. Over in Europe, you know, here
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  we call it soccer. Over there they call it a
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  footballer. I watch that Beckham special on
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  Netflix and he goes, well, I'm a footballer.
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  I'm like, damn, never heard that.
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  I'm a footballer. A footballer means you're a
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  soccer player. So and also and as while we're
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  on it, did you know in Australia when and I said this one other
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  coffee with Kenny. If you sing the song, if you're
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  in Australia and you go root, root, root for the home team.
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  If they don't win, it's a shame everybody starts laughing
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  because root, the word root over in Australia means you're
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  Weiner. Mike Shannon, before he passed
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  away, he tells this story and he says we're over there doing an
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  exhibition game and root, root, root.
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  Of course they got it on the sound system.
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  This is what we do in America. They said the whole damn stadium
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  started laughing. So that is per that story's, per
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  Mike Shannon, who is we've lost to Mike.
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  But anyway, then NFL it is, it has got bigger.
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  It's bigger because they're doing it right.
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  What a great organization. But they bring it that whole
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  Kansas City Chiefs has respond right here.
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  I'm sorry. Forget about teams, forget about
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  your city, forget about who you love.
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  Of course I'm bitter. I'm bitter.
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  I'm pissed that we lost the Saint Louis Rams.
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  Hell, we used to have the Saint Louis Cardinal football team.
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  We lost them too, to Phoenix. So we're a shitty city and I
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  know that, but I love my city. But the those NFL executives,
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  they know how to do it right. And then of course, the game
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  last night comes down to just a phenomenal finish and sure
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  enough, there it is. Good things that.
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  Good thing they paint those lines white and ain't that a
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  bitch in life. What was that about 1/2 inch
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  decided the game. But you know what?
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  I've always said something real weird.
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  If something's spinning and it's not hitting.
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  OK, so let's say a wheel is spinning and it's and it's not,
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  it's not hitting and it's a 16th of an inch off, right?
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  It's not hitting. But when it hits, it hits.
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  You get it. And that's what happened last
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  night. That man's, that receiver's toe
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  was over the line, and there it was.
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  Thank NBC for and B see it where they zoom in and B see it so,
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  but listen, that's what that two-minute 1 does them damn
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  footballers. They cannot score a damn
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  touchdown until there's two minutes to go.
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  Then they know how to score. Have you ever thought about
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  that? It's like a whole damn game, all
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  right? It's been it's been 10 to 20.
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  It's been you know, 20 to 13. How come he didn't score that
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  touchdown the whole damn game? Why did you have to wait till
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  the last two minutes? I've always thought that why can
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  you score 2 minutes to go and hurry up you know offense, but
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  you can't score that damn thing. That's why they should go and
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  hurry up offense all the time all right NF LS got it going on.
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  They just do and it's the hottest damn game.
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  But it also helps that they they got some teams that create these
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  superstars. You might hate the Kansas City
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  Chiefs, but that Patrick Mahomes wife, she stirred some shit up
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  by liking a Donald Trump post. Yes, Patrick Mahone's wife
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  stirred shit up by just putting the pushing the like button on
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  Instagram to a Donald Trump post.
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  So now she's a superstar. Taylor Swift comes in, she flies
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  in. But I'll tell you one last
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  thing. Damn, we're on 10 minutes.
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  One last thing that really impresses me as a race car
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  driver, Patrick Mahomes, Kelsey, all those players, they are able
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  to focus with all that noise around them.
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  And, and as a race car driver, I've had to do that.
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  You have people and, and, and, and, and and you're like like
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  that. And you go out and you win the
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  race. It's happened to me before.
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  I've had people in my ear talk and shit, go out and win the
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  race. And you turn around on the race.
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  There you go shut the and they're like, oh, I'm sorry.
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  So that's one thing I admire about those Kansas City Chiefs.
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  All right, We talked about it all.
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  Dirt racers, dirt, dirt fans shocking me by bitching and
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  moaning about somebody winning. Boy, you all didn't bitch and
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  moan when Billy Billy Moyer or Bloomquist dominated back in the
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  day. What's with that?
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  Is that the now times you, a bunch of Democrats, Bloomquist
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  and Moyer dominated Eldora back in the early 1800s.
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  I didn't hear nothing out of you then.
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  But but nowadays you want everybody here, here, here,
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  here. Here's here's something.
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  Here's some, here's some. Respond right here, you bunch of
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  wine bags.