Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 28th 2025 Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major work.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
- 0:06Speaker 2: much devastation Woody wood.
- 0:11Speaker 1: And now back to the Woody Show.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Well, we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
- 0:19Speaker 3: politically correct world. Menaces birthday talking about we've got some
- 0:26Speaker 3: some cakes here, which reminds me of Sammy. I owe
- 0:28Speaker 3: you a little bit of money, Yeah, buy, she flies,
- 0:33Speaker 3: I got three K.
- 0:33Speaker 2: What'd you get?
- 0:34Speaker 4: I see that looks like a cookies and cream cake
- 0:35Speaker 4: in the back right, chopped the cake back left. The
- 0:38Speaker 4: front one is just like a little baseball Dean World
- 0:43Speaker 4: Series kind of thing. I assume that's probably some kind
- 0:45Speaker 4: of like some yellow cake.
- 0:47Speaker 5: It is just a white cake.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I support this. Thank you. Also got a
- 0:53Speaker 1: gift I believe from Gina. Yeah, and Gina's gift gift
- 0:58Speaker 1: we got yeah all right, wait, go gift our card
- 1:01Speaker 1: first card?
- 1:02Speaker 2: Okay, oh we are. It's weird to do the.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Gift the gift card in the card.
- 1:08Speaker 3: It's just rude, like I give you a gift and
- 1:09Speaker 3: then there's a card. You always do the card first. Yeah, well, yeah,
- 1:14Speaker 3: what you're supposed to do attending.
- 1:16Speaker 6: You're interested in the exactly exactly, and you got to
- 1:18Speaker 6: open it solely over the front.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Oh am, I bad dude. That's why I say, don't
- 1:24Speaker 3: even bother with cards. Yeah, I know, for the yeah,
- 1:27Speaker 3: the exercise of it, Like yesterday, like oh I could
- 1:30Speaker 3: write the best card for medicine, you would throw.
- 1:32Speaker 5: It away, like twenty dollars.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Okay, it's hard to reading the cat with the tierra. Yeah,
- 1:38Speaker 1: and it says I'm beautiful, I'm superior, and the entire
- 1:41Speaker 1: world revolves around me. Uh, get in touch with your
- 1:47Speaker 1: inner cat and have a great birthday, Happy birthday, enjoy.
- 1:51Speaker 2: The just skip.
- 1:53Speaker 1: It, Soldier trees.
- 1:55Speaker 7: Yes, okay, because it actually gives away what's in the Okay,
- 1:58Speaker 7: what is it?
- 1:59Speaker 2: Wait? What does the same soult for trees?
- 2:00Speaker 8: Oh?
- 2:00Speaker 5: That won't give it away.
- 2:04Speaker 7: Because I always it says salty nuts.
- 2:06Speaker 1: It's a bunch of peanuts.
- 2:09Speaker 7: You eating peanuts? Yeah, peanut, I got you one flavor.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Of wow wow, because we got a lot of peanuts.
- 2:19Speaker 7: That's a lot of peanuts.
- 2:20Speaker 2: Thank you. Salter Trees, Salter Trees.
- 2:23Speaker 7: Yeah, I hope you enjoyed it.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Never I've never heard that word.
- 2:25Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a new one.
- 2:26Speaker 2: No, I've heard of saltier trees.
- 2:28Speaker 3: I've heard a salt tree. Salt with that little hiccup
- 2:32Speaker 3: in there.
- 2:33Speaker 2: You know you haven't heard that word before, because that's
- 2:35Speaker 2: not the word. What is it salty nuts? It says
- 2:38Speaker 2: enjoy the salty nuts, enjoy the salty nuts, and menace.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Read it as salt. True that you've never heard that word.
- 2:46Speaker 7: I think you're asage.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Okay, it's weird because now I feel less dumb and
- 2:52Speaker 3: dumb at the same time.
- 2:54Speaker 1: I'm just because you rolled with it so smooth tree.
- 2:59Speaker 2: I haven't heard that one. Read it?
- 3:02Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh it's in script p.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Sulter trees will have charcooterie and some trees. That's I
- 3:13Speaker 2: don't believe that I've heard.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Sultree is a word fult like when the weather's like Toiletry.
- 3:20Speaker 1: When I went to go Villa to visit the palace
- 3:24Speaker 1: in London, they said sultier trees. Okay, are you sure?
- 3:29Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it's for fancy people.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Right now, are you sure?
- 3:35Speaker 3: Type that into the internet and see if if the
- 3:36Speaker 3: internet's ever heard that word, or it's just a palace, then.
- 3:39Speaker 5: How would you spell it tree? Don't ask me, well,
- 3:43Speaker 5: you read it as salty nuts.
- 3:45Speaker 7: Your search did not match any words.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Maybe it's too fancy for Google.
- 3:50Speaker 3: That's got a big anyway, Metace, happy birthday you, I mean,
- 3:54Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Big birthday month going on here, and
- 3:57Speaker 3: Menace has been wanting to uh do this segment because
- 4:00Speaker 3: he ran into what he said, I don't know who
- 4:02Speaker 3: it is.
- 4:02Speaker 2: I really don't know who it is yet.
- 4:04Speaker 3: Messaid he ran into a legit celebrity. I did, and
- 4:07Speaker 3: that we're gonna do a round of celebrity family few
- 4:09Speaker 3: that metas with like the host for us on his
- 4:11Speaker 3: birth he's giving us gifts social trees.
- 4:17Speaker 1: All right, Well, I did run into a celebrity who
- 4:19Speaker 1: was opening a restaurant and he's launching a restaurant chain
- 4:24Speaker 1: with another celebrity, and let's meet him.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Now. Okay, what's your name? What do you do for
- 4:29Speaker 2: a living?
- 4:30Speaker 8: Cedric being a chainer man act the comedian entrepreneur.
- 4:33Speaker 1: What are we doing out here tonight?
- 4:34Speaker 2: We are at ac barbecue. Man. We got a couple
- 4:37Speaker 2: of lt o's.
- 4:38Speaker 8: This is a little phrase I learned it limited time offers,
- 4:41Speaker 8: so and gathering some people out here for that.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Man, Well, what's your favorite item? What's my favorite item?
- 4:45Speaker 8: I actually you know I named a couple leaves, but
- 4:47Speaker 8: the backyard briskey, the barbecue brisket is that there's one
- 4:51Speaker 8: planks on a pillow. That's my that's our kind of
- 4:53Speaker 8: bonus rib saying, which I like that name right there?
- 4:56Speaker 1: All right, Well, on the show we do Family Feuder.
- 4:58Speaker 2: I know you've been on Family Feud.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, you're ready for some questions.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. He's got a cool voice.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So he's from Saint Louis, Saint Louis area.
- 5:09Speaker 1: We talked a lot about Saint Louis. Yeah, and he
- 5:12Speaker 1: loves some barbecue and he's very impressed. What he that
- 5:15Speaker 1: You and I have a burgers named after us.
- 5:20Speaker 3: The Woody Burger is instead of a bun, it's a
- 5:23Speaker 3: bacon cheeseburger, but the bun on the top is a
- 5:26Speaker 3: grilled cheese sandwich, and then the bottom bun is another
- 5:29Speaker 3: grilled cheese sandwich. Two grilled cheese sandwiches with a bacon
- 5:33Speaker 3: cheeseburger thing in the middle. And then Menace has the
- 5:38Speaker 3: Menace Burger and it's a burger with.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Like cheese and then jack cheese, jack cheese and the
- 5:44Speaker 1: Japo poppers on top.
- 5:46Speaker 3: It's stacked poppers shout out the hot shot. Yeah, and
- 5:50Speaker 3: it's a chain of sports bars throughout the Saint Louis area.
- 5:53Speaker 3: And I think they've they franchised a little bit like
- 5:55Speaker 3: in the regions thing. But yeah, it's on all the menus.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a couple of locations.
- 5:59Speaker 2: You know, you made it then, you know, So you
- 6:02Speaker 2: guys want to play some family fuse? Sure? All right,
- 6:04Speaker 2: that's sure, all right?
- 6:05Speaker 1: So first question and oh yeah, he take it. Yeah,
- 6:11Speaker 1: it's time for what to show celebrity family.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Feud there now it's official, all right, all right.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Uh, let's see who's going to get the first question here, menace,
- 6:25Speaker 3: Let's go with Gina.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Gina, first question, name something you shouldn't do at a
- 6:31Speaker 1: funeral but really want to.
- 6:33Speaker 7: Really want to? Is it like laugh or.
- 6:41Speaker 5: Their phone number?
- 6:43Speaker 7: Flirt?
- 6:43Speaker 5: Yeah, flirt or laugh?
- 6:46Speaker 2: I think is good.
- 6:47Speaker 3: I think yeah, what if it's something like what if
- 6:51Speaker 3: it's something like because you know, people deal with grief
- 6:53Speaker 3: in different ways, But if it's something more naughty like
- 6:55Speaker 3: hook up?
- 6:56Speaker 2: Like yeah, get that's not that's not appropriate for you know,
- 7:01Speaker 2: because you really want to.
- 7:02Speaker 7: I mean I'm leaning towards Morgan, like flirt at a funeral,
- 7:06Speaker 7: but you laugh is better. Yeah, I think.
- 7:11Speaker 2: Laugh is better.
- 7:12Speaker 5: But it's your decision.
- 7:13Speaker 3: Because there's there's like a church laugh, right, what Yeah,
- 7:17Speaker 3: Like you've never heard like a church laugh, Like when people.
- 7:20Speaker 7: Are like, oh yeah, you can't stop your.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're trying to yeah.
- 7:26Speaker 7: Yeah, Okay, let's let's go with laugh.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Gonna feel more guilty laughing than having That's how you
- 7:32Speaker 2: deal with You got to shoot all the grief.
- 7:35Speaker 9: Out exactly, okay, exactly, ribbons of grief, grief, grief, grief
- 7:44Speaker 9: is very it's high protein, all right, all right, it's
- 7:48Speaker 9: Cedric the Entertainer.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Question Number one. Family feud. Name something you shouldn't do
- 7:54Speaker 1: at a funeral? But you really want to laugh.
- 7:57Speaker 8: You want to laugh at funerals because some people be
- 8:01Speaker 8: dressed wrong, and you know there's other people in there.
- 8:03Speaker 8: You you know that it's people that wouldn't invited to
- 8:06Speaker 8: this funeral and got no vindness in here crying over
- 8:08Speaker 8: this man because we know you owe him twenty five.
- 8:11Speaker 3: Hours, all right, And you know what, shame on me,
- 8:15Speaker 3: because I wasn't thinking in the shoes of the person
- 8:18Speaker 3: being asked a question. In this case, a comedian would
- 8:22Speaker 3: probably just default a left. Yeah, excellent, because he would
- 8:25Speaker 3: want to get because he would want to make jokes.
- 8:28Speaker 5: We're on the board.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So who's getting this next question?
- 8:31Speaker 2: Menace? Let's go with great gory gory.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Yeah, name something you would be shocked to find in
- 8:38Speaker 1: your grandmother's purse?
- 8:41Speaker 7: Rocket?
- 8:42Speaker 3: Yeah, and your grandmother's a pert rocket condomne.
- 8:46Speaker 5: Oh that's good.
- 8:47Speaker 1: A condom in case your grandma gets pregnant.
- 8:49Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean she can still get STDs.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Gune is good? Like gone a lot in your grandma's purse?
- 8:56Speaker 3: A yeah, like a like an extra pair of annies.
- 9:01Speaker 5: Yeah, always got to have an extra payers.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Although older people, older women keep a ton of stuff
- 9:06Speaker 3: in their person everything survival a survival kid.
- 9:11Speaker 2: Let's make a deal. Yeah, I like gun? Gun?
- 9:15Speaker 1: Yeah, sure gun. What do you show celebrity family feud
- 9:21Speaker 1: with Cedric the Entertainer.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Let's see if you're right.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Name something you would be shocked to find in your
- 9:25Speaker 1: grandmother's purse.
- 9:26Speaker 8: Oh, man, a joint would be but I would be shocked.
- 9:32Speaker 8: But if he was saying, it's for a cataract to.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Think about that. Yeah, you got another question? Mess I do?
- 9:44Speaker 1: All right, who's this going to go? To let's go
- 9:45Speaker 1: with woody. All right, name something that's weird to collect.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Name something toenails.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Yeah, hear those people that have like we've read stuff
- 9:58Speaker 3: about them, they have they keep over thing in the
- 10:00Speaker 3: jar or in like a little coin purse. Yeah, they
- 10:03Speaker 3: have a little coin person. It's filled without Like, I
- 10:05Speaker 3: don't know what what do you keeping the demons?
- 10:08Speaker 7: What about like animals?
- 10:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like baby teeth?
- 10:12Speaker 3: Baby?
- 10:12Speaker 2: Did you keep your kid's teeth? I can't remember.
- 10:14Speaker 5: No, Yeah, why why keep those? What about like bugs
- 10:19Speaker 5: or like the dead creatures that.
- 10:23Speaker 2: Like moths and stuff like that, or what do you
- 10:26Speaker 2: say something basic like stamps.
- 10:29Speaker 5: Means boring and lame?
- 10:32Speaker 2: Coins? Yeah, it's like it's not gonna say something like coins.
- 10:35Speaker 3: I think it would definitely be something more creepy.
- 10:40Speaker 5: I like theails actually.
- 10:41Speaker 3: Like how people like wads of gum, like they'll make
- 10:45Speaker 3: a big gum giant. Yeah, gum or nails. I've never
- 10:51Speaker 3: like people are so fascinated with that? Is it the
- 10:53Speaker 3: gum wall?
- 10:53Speaker 2: And like people.
- 10:56Speaker 1: Just likes cool for background photos?
- 10:59Speaker 2: Okay, touch it?
- 11:00Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just let's just go with nail nail clippings.
- 11:05Speaker 3: All right, all right, nail clippings Cedric the Entertainer celebrity,
- 11:09Speaker 3: what do you show family feud?
- 11:11Speaker 8: Name a weird thing to collect? Oh, weird thing to
- 11:15Speaker 8: collect probably would be baby teeth.
- 11:17Speaker 2: People like, you've got to do it.
- 11:21Speaker 8: But I know somebody had a box of their kids
- 11:24Speaker 8: baby teeth and I.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Thought that was kind of weird. And what are you
- 11:28Speaker 2: gonna do? Try to grow another kid? Or damn? The
- 11:32Speaker 2: thing is it was right there, you know.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Yeah, well, shout out to Cedric the Entertainer and his
- 11:37Speaker 1: new barbecue spot, A C Barbecue Ambithy Anthony Anthony Anderson Anderson.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Yeah, so sultier Tree. That's a lot of the food
- 11:49Speaker 2: on the menu. It's very like either like sweet or
- 11:52Speaker 2: so tree cut trees.
- 11:54Speaker 10: Yeah, my hands arend do you feel each individual?
- 12:04Speaker 2: All right?
- 12:05Speaker 3: So we have something over there with sea mass And
- 12:07Speaker 3: then he brought in the mac and cheese that he
- 12:09Speaker 3: promised Menace.
- 12:10Speaker 6: Yes, Menace, I'm doing something Greg, some table side mac and.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Cheese a little culture.
- 12:16Speaker 6: Yeah, that is the Craft Pizza flavored mac and cheese
- 12:20Speaker 6: ice for MENACE's birthday. Powder and you say, for your recipe,
- 12:24Speaker 6: per package of Craft mac and cheese, one half stick Menace, Oh.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Yes, that's how you make it. We'll go half for
- 12:32Speaker 1: an it don't get crazy.
- 12:34Speaker 2: Oh, it's kind of like how you see like a
- 12:35Speaker 2: table side caesar sound.
- 12:37Speaker 1: Molly, yeah, oh hell yeah, thank you.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Nice.
- 12:44Speaker 1: Also for everybody as a smell menace. It smells delicious.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Also for everybody.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Why do you pull your head away?
- 12:49Speaker 1: But Port has given me some fireball blazing apple.
- 12:55Speaker 3: Yeah heard down with Yeah, yeah, we heard about that.
- 12:58Speaker 3: How that smelled ticke with it feels like it would work.
- 13:03Speaker 2: That is delico. Yeah all right.
- 13:05Speaker 3: And it's a limited edition craft mac and cheese pizza
- 13:09Speaker 3: flavor that's available.
- 13:10Speaker 2: You said, like Target, you found it right, like.
- 13:13Speaker 6: I brought the the even the also a healthy ranch flavor,
- 13:16Speaker 6: just a regular last night nice.
- 13:19Speaker 2: I've not seen one.
- 13:21Speaker 1: We heard about the pizza one, You're right, we did
- 13:22Speaker 1: bring it up in a round of Food News. Can
- 13:24Speaker 1: I dip my pizza one into the ranch one?
- 13:27Speaker 3: So there's nothing people do that with pizza pizza off that.
- 13:31Speaker 3: So while that's being served up, we have Morgan in here,
- 13:35Speaker 3: who you know.
- 13:36Speaker 1: She loves giving things a score on a scale of
- 13:39Speaker 1: one to ten.
- 13:42Speaker 2: She's known for this.
- 13:43Speaker 1: She is she's just she can't stop doing it.
- 13:45Speaker 3: Everything is you know, we I don't know, I give
- 13:48Speaker 3: it a seven out of ten, or I don't know,
- 13:49Speaker 3: it's maybe like a like a six or seven, you know,
- 13:52Speaker 3: something like that. And so this time around, people suggested
- 13:57Speaker 3: because you know, Halloween, the Halloween candies.
- 14:00Speaker 7: It's a classic.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Okay, but this, this is Morgan's own personal opinion on these.
- 14:04Speaker 3: Don't get super offended if Yeah, like I get hated
- 14:08Speaker 3: on all the time for my love of candy corn.
- 14:10Speaker 3: People people don't understand are circus peanuts rolls.
- 14:17Speaker 5: When I was looking up candies, circus penis kept coming up.
- 14:23Speaker 1: That's the kind of GENA likes. That's right, so big
- 14:25Speaker 1: it's never seen.
- 14:28Speaker 10: You haven't Yeah, never seen one is another circus peanut
- 14:36Speaker 10: fan just like me.
- 14:37Speaker 3: And uh, we're gonna have to bring in some circus
- 14:39Speaker 3: peanuts for for Morgan Morgan.
- 14:41Speaker 11: This goes to my point, Yeah, you don't see them,
- 14:44Speaker 11: nobody wants them.
- 14:45Speaker 2: The ones you do see are probably the original badge.
- 14:48Speaker 3: Okay, so let's let's go through and uh, on a
- 14:52Speaker 3: scale of one to ten, let's start with something relatively easy,
- 14:56Speaker 3: generally love twigs.
- 14:58Speaker 10: Oh yeah, y'all, w this is my ten out of ten.
- 15:01Speaker 10: Hell Yeah, it's one of my two favorite candies of
- 15:03Speaker 10: all time. It's so good and gets that caramel and
- 15:06Speaker 10: you get the chocolate and the crunching there, and they're
- 15:09Speaker 10: branding is magnificent.
- 15:10Speaker 5: You know, left twix right.
- 15:12Speaker 2: I've never understood the left right.
- 15:14Speaker 5: It doesn't make sense. Fun, it's just a cute.
- 15:17Speaker 3: See it's a ten out of ten on there. You're
- 15:18Speaker 3: a shortbread fan, right, Yeah?
- 15:20Speaker 5: Is that what's inside TwixT?
- 15:21Speaker 2: Like that crunchy?
- 15:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 15:23Speaker 2: Cookie?
- 15:24Speaker 5: I love any like chocolate with some crunch inside.
- 15:27Speaker 3: And then what about one that has divided the room before, Kitkats?
- 15:29Speaker 3: I love Kitkats?
- 15:31Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy said those two. Those are my top two. Yeah,
- 15:36Speaker 5: it's my only two tens. And here's the thing about KitKat.
- 15:39Speaker 10: Bite into it great, right, chocolated crunchy, But if you
- 15:42Speaker 10: want a sweet little tree, suck all the chocolate off
- 15:45Speaker 10: the outside and then eat just like the wafers on
- 15:47Speaker 10: the end.
- 15:47Speaker 7: So suck it off and then eat the wave.
- 15:49Speaker 5: So it's like two candies.
- 15:51Speaker 2: There's no wrong way, right.
- 15:53Speaker 3: Yeah, another one that I've heard mixed. It used to
- 15:56Speaker 3: be universally loved and now I feel like it's kind
- 15:59Speaker 3: of more polarized.
- 16:00Speaker 2: It's one or the other. Either love it or you
- 16:01Speaker 2: hit butterfinger.
- 16:02Speaker 7: Oh okay, it doesn't love butterfinger.
- 16:04Speaker 5: I love it, but the only problem is it gets Jackson.
- 16:07Speaker 2: It does.
- 16:08Speaker 5: You can't even have one bite and it's just in
- 16:10Speaker 5: your teeth for hours.
- 16:11Speaker 3: Yeah, they could they could use like they could use
- 16:14Speaker 3: chewed butterfinger to fix potholes, I think, yeah, or use
- 16:18Speaker 3: them as fillings.
- 16:18Speaker 1: Feel like butterfinger was at its height when they hooked
- 16:22Speaker 1: up with the Simpsons. Simpsons did did that whole campaign.
- 16:26Speaker 5: Nobody, but I forgot about that huge.
- 16:30Speaker 2: I do love butterfinger, but when they describe it as
- 16:33Speaker 2: peanut buttery, I think that's very incorrect. Yeah, oh really,
- 16:36Speaker 2: it doesn't taste like peanut buttery at all. I didn't
- 16:38Speaker 2: even agree. I didn't even know it was supposed to
- 16:40Speaker 2: be serious. Yeah, dead serious. I disagree. I get a
- 16:43Speaker 2: good hit of peanut butter.
- 16:44Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so would you give it eight point five?
- 16:47Speaker 2: Eight point five?
- 16:48Speaker 5: I'm tearing an eight and a nine, but I'll give
- 16:49Speaker 5: it eight point five.
- 16:50Speaker 3: All right, now, let's go uh not chocolate. Let's go
- 16:53Speaker 3: more on the fruit side of thin sour patch kids.
- 16:56Speaker 10: Okay, delicious, specifically the watermelons. Those are things are good,
- 17:00Speaker 10: so I'll give those like a.
- 17:01Speaker 5: Nine out of ten.
- 17:02Speaker 10: But the o G Sour Patch kids only good if
- 17:04Speaker 10: you eat like four or five because other than that
- 17:06Speaker 10: they just spread the rip or the top of your mouth.
- 17:10Speaker 5: Pineapple, Yeah, those types of food that just rip up
- 17:13Speaker 5: your mouth. So for that, I don't really like it.
- 17:16Speaker 5: I'll give it a six out of ten.
- 17:17Speaker 3: A six out of ten. All right, what about let's see,
- 17:21Speaker 3: let's go with Skittles. Oh, okay, the popular one. You
- 17:24Speaker 3: see that in the kids again.
- 17:29Speaker 10: I gave them six out of ten. And I can't
- 17:32Speaker 10: explain this, but every time I eat Skittles, I feel.
- 17:34Speaker 5: Like a fat ass. I don't know what.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Candy.
- 17:40Speaker 5: Yeah, I just can't explain it.
- 17:41Speaker 10: Even when it's here, and I'll take even the mini bags,
- 17:43Speaker 10: I'll eat it and I'm like, oh god, I'm so disgusting.
- 17:46Speaker 1: I think it's good in small doses. Yeah, kind of
- 17:49Speaker 1: like with sour Patch.
- 17:50Speaker 5: Kids, it's like joeing, like it makes me feel bad afterwards.
- 17:53Speaker 2: I don't know. Shame there, right, six out of ten
- 17:59Speaker 2: on that one.
- 17:59Speaker 3: What just a good old fashioned And Morgan is going
- 18:02Speaker 3: through on a scale of one to ten on Halloween candy,
- 18:06Speaker 3: Hershey bars, just regular plain Hershey basic chocolate, basic chocolate
- 18:12Speaker 3: Hershey bar.
- 18:13Speaker 10: If I was a kid, I'd say ten out of ten,
- 18:14Speaker 10: but because I have a mature palette now it's the
- 18:17Speaker 10: five out of time.
- 18:18Speaker 7: I'm with you. I'm with you one hundred percent.
- 18:20Speaker 5: It's like the.
- 18:21Speaker 7: Worst chocolate I've ever hadores, but it's not the best.
- 18:25Speaker 10: But why would you eat that when there's like care
- 18:27Speaker 10: Delli and Wint or all those other fancier I thought people.
- 18:31Speaker 2: Come back from trips to Europe and they bring, Oh,
- 18:34Speaker 2: this is the best chocolate you can have. Hershey's way
- 18:36Speaker 2: better than.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Crag Yeah, like a Hershey Kiss, Hershey Kiss, even though
- 18:41Speaker 3: it's the exact same chocolate, like the Hershey kisses, to me,
- 18:44Speaker 3: tastes better than the Hershey chocolate bar, even though agreed,
- 18:48Speaker 3: even though the exact same chocolate.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Tastes way better than I think.
- 18:52Speaker 10: Anything smaller, like the mini Eminem's taste better than the
- 18:55Speaker 10: bigger Eminem's.
- 18:56Speaker 2: So what about Eminem's?
- 18:58Speaker 10: Eminem So many ones I give out a nine out
- 19:00Speaker 10: of ten, but the regular ones eight out of ten.
- 19:02Speaker 1: You can't explain it.
- 19:03Speaker 10: The smaller chocolate or peanut I don't like the peanut
- 19:08Speaker 10: ones really yeah, sorry, Greg, and I like peanuts.
- 19:11Speaker 5: I like chocolate but together, no.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Breaks, more about the peanut butter. Peanut butter ones good,
- 19:16Speaker 2: and then second would be peanut.
- 19:18Speaker 5: Have you had the pretzel lemin ms?
- 19:19Speaker 2: I don't like those, and shockingly, I did not like
- 19:23Speaker 2: the coconut one not great.
- 19:27Speaker 7: One's great ones are okay, I loved them.
- 19:30Speaker 3: And I'd rather get chocolate covered pretzels because they're not
- 19:33Speaker 3: as dry as those pretzel eminem.
- 19:37Speaker 5: Have the salt on the outside.
- 19:39Speaker 2: But can we go?
- 19:40Speaker 1: I say peanut peanut first, and then eminem and then
- 19:43Speaker 1: the peanut butter, then the peanut.
- 19:45Speaker 8: But.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Peanut butter is the best one.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Also, can we dial back just a little bit? Did
- 19:51Speaker 1: you say Gena Deli?
- 19:53Speaker 5: Gary Delly?
- 19:53Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 19:54Speaker 10: I mean maybe I've been mister. I'm giving you a
- 20:00Speaker 10: day off for your birth.
- 20:01Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 20:01Speaker 5: I'm taking the.
- 20:03Speaker 2: Hit today now.
- 20:05Speaker 3: My kids don't like peanut butter cups, that's insane. But
- 20:08Speaker 3: my son's favorite candy bar three Musketeer. Yes, he did
- 20:14Speaker 3: three musketeers.
- 20:15Speaker 2: Some of them.
- 20:15Speaker 5: Why does everyone hate him so much?
- 20:17Speaker 1: I don't hate them, but.
- 20:18Speaker 7: I just like the whipped nuga exactly.
- 20:21Speaker 5: It tastes like you're on a cloud.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Good.
- 20:24Speaker 5: Where do I have it on my list?
- 20:25Speaker 10: Wow?
- 20:26Speaker 5: Nine out of ten?
- 20:27Speaker 2: Nine out ten? Yeah, those are good.
- 20:31Speaker 3: I think it's insane to say that you like that
- 20:34Speaker 3: better than recent peanut, or that you don't like I
- 20:36Speaker 3: don't like them when people say they don't like the
- 20:38Speaker 3: peanut butter cups, don't like them. When people say don't
- 20:40Speaker 3: like peanut butter, huh, because I don't.
- 20:41Speaker 2: I don't.
- 20:42Speaker 1: I don't feel like that's the person I need to know.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Not like peanut butter.
- 20:46Speaker 7: I feel like he needs to be tested for something.
- 20:47Speaker 7: I just don't know what my problem.
- 20:48Speaker 6: With And I think a lot of people's problem with
- 20:50Speaker 6: Three Musketeers perhaps genus as well, is it's just not
- 20:53Speaker 6: a complex flavor, prob I.
- 20:55Speaker 11: Was just sugar and a little bit of chocolate.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Say, uh, what the other one that always gets kind
- 21:02Speaker 3: of packaged together? I found that I would always get down.
- 21:06Speaker 3: You know that it would be three Musketeers and milky Way.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Milky Way underrated?
- 21:11Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, why.
- 21:12Speaker 10: I don't know why they're paired because I don't see
- 21:14Speaker 10: the similarity there. But I gave milky Way seven out
- 21:16Speaker 10: of ten. I feel like, that's more like a Snickers bar.
- 21:19Speaker 7: I agree with that.
- 21:19Speaker 3: The pinu Yeah, without better and more caramel. Yeah yeah,
- 21:23Speaker 3: which menace is like caramels. He's not a caramel fan.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Again, I'll eat it, but I'm never going to order
- 21:29Speaker 1: eat it.
- 21:29Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about Snickers Snickers on a scale of
- 21:32Speaker 3: one to ten, Morgan, uh.
- 21:34Speaker 5: Five out of ten. Wow, I'll say this, they've grown
- 21:38Speaker 5: grown up as a kid. I hated him for what
- 21:41Speaker 5: is wrong?
- 21:41Speaker 2: But like the number one candy bar?
- 21:45Speaker 7: Have you ever had a tooth crack and frozen Snickers?
- 21:47Speaker 7: Those are great?
- 21:48Speaker 3: Number one would be peanut butter cups. That's kind of
- 21:50Speaker 3: that's I think that's a universal that's universally.
- 21:54Speaker 7: Snickers is a shoe in for the best.
- 21:56Speaker 2: But isn't candy bar just kind of a term? Not
- 21:59Speaker 2: like what do you mean.
- 22:00Speaker 6: Because it's literally in the name Reese's cup Snickers bar bar?
- 22:03Speaker 6: I know, like the term candy bar, Like where do
- 22:06Speaker 6: you keep the candy bars? Like I want a candy bar.
- 22:10Speaker 6: You could select the peanut butter cups out.
- 22:12Speaker 11: Candy bar is not a bag of skills, buddy.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I would never say a peanut butter cup is
- 22:15Speaker 2: a candy.
- 22:16Speaker 5: Bar, I think of Snickers. If you say candy Barnes, you.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Already say the candy section, yes, thank you, okay, but yeah,
- 22:22Speaker 1: snimmers overrated and.
- 22:24Speaker 3: It keeps talking, it keeps coming up, but we haven't
- 22:26Speaker 3: gotten your official writing on it yet. What about the
- 22:28Speaker 3: Reese's Peanut butter Cup?
- 22:29Speaker 5: All right, guys? Eight out of ten? Sorry?
- 22:32Speaker 1: What's missing?
- 22:34Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah, you're right, it's fine.
- 22:36Speaker 7: Sorry, But what's missing from a perfect peanut butter cup?
- 22:41Speaker 10: Because there's two in the package? I feel like you
- 22:43Speaker 10: have two and then where's the rest?
- 22:46Speaker 8: Enough?
- 22:47Speaker 2: Enough? You got to king size that had the four cups.
- 22:49Speaker 7: That's a good problem.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Do you ever get the many ones that are in
- 22:51Speaker 2: a bag and they come unwrapped? Shovel those right in
- 22:56Speaker 2: your face?
- 22:56Speaker 5: But how do you feel about Reese's Pieces? I feel
- 22:58Speaker 5: like love better than.
- 22:59Speaker 11: Red such a mouth?
- 23:02Speaker 6: Wait?
- 23:02Speaker 2: You like Reese's pieces better?
- 23:04Speaker 8: Yes?
- 23:05Speaker 5: Those?
- 23:06Speaker 2: Yeah? You are special?
- 23:08Speaker 7: But pieces all day, every day? Over EM and MS?
- 23:12Speaker 5: Yeah, same, I would say better.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Have you ever tried the Reese's snack break?
- 23:17Speaker 7: Yeah, the fast break a fat Yeah? Those are good?
- 23:20Speaker 2: What about good? What about Starburst?
- 23:22Speaker 10: Another overrated candy? Dude? You know what I'm with people
- 23:27Speaker 10: freaking out like, oh, I love the Pink Ones just trash.
- 23:30Speaker 5: As the other one.
- 23:32Speaker 3: Favor had someone here recently a couple of weeks ago
- 23:36Speaker 3: and is like, ooh the pink Ones, and I was
- 23:38Speaker 3: leaving the Pink Ones. I'm like, good more for you
- 23:41Speaker 3: and like menace with something caramel, like I'll eat them
- 23:44Speaker 3: if they're there. Yeah, you know, but I would never.
- 23:47Speaker 3: I would never choose and reach and buy and you
- 23:51Speaker 3: walk up with a starburs the roll of stars, I wouldn't.
- 23:54Speaker 2: Do it, Morgan, Did you do Almond Joy or Mounds?
- 23:58Speaker 5: Okay?
- 23:58Speaker 10: I had those on my list, but I took them
- 24:00Speaker 10: off because never had them before.
- 24:02Speaker 2: No, that would be my number one. All right. So
- 24:08Speaker 2: here's the thing.
- 24:09Speaker 3: If you have one that we haven't covered yet and
- 24:11Speaker 3: you're curious to get Morgan's expert rating on a scale
- 24:15Speaker 3: of one to ten on the Halloween candy that you
- 24:17Speaker 3: like the best, hit us up on the text over
- 24:19Speaker 3: to two, two, nine, eight seven, and then we'll go
- 24:21Speaker 3: through a couple more of those after the break manas,
- 24:23Speaker 3: I'm really curious, what do you think about the pizza
- 24:25Speaker 3: flavored Kraft mac and cheese.
- 24:27Speaker 1: It is good, It's edible. I'll give it a good
- 24:32Speaker 1: seven out of ten.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe i'm starving here, I know that helps.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.
- 24:37Speaker 2: I'm not getting a big pizza flavor.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Yeah really, I wish it was just like it could
- 24:41Speaker 1: use it could use some more of the pizza flavor.
- 24:43Speaker 3: But the pizza flavor is there. Yeah, it's just not
- 24:46Speaker 3: as as forward.
- 24:48Speaker 2: Yeah forward I do have. But it's good.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Set has gone the ranch ready as well, if you guys.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Okay, well here, let's try the Kraft Mac and Mac
- 24:58Speaker 3: and Cheese Ranch Limited Edition flavor. We'll come back and
- 25:01Speaker 3: then we'll go through a couple more that Morgan hasn't
- 25:04Speaker 3: got to yet. The listeners are now on the text
- 25:06Speaker 3: over to two two nine eighty seven, sending over to us.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Our ratings come out every week, and if they're not
- 25:10Speaker 2: good more good enough.
- 25:16Speaker 1: So we've asked Morgan to give us her evaluation.
- 25:20Speaker 3: You know how she loves rating things on a scale
- 25:22Speaker 3: of one to ten, just loves it, can't get enough
- 25:24Speaker 3: of it, just get it. And uh, we're asking her
- 25:27Speaker 3: about Halloween candies and her two favorites, Twigs and kit Kat.
- 25:33Speaker 3: Three Musketeers got a nine, Butterfinger got an eight. Point five,
- 25:36Speaker 3: as did the Peanut Buttercups got an eight, Eminem's got
- 25:40Speaker 3: an eight for the minis, and then so far the
- 25:43Speaker 3: lowest rated thing on here Snickers and Hershey, bart Oh, Starbards,
- 25:47Speaker 3: Starbursts got it three csh And we were going through
- 25:50Speaker 3: a bunch of these different ones, and we asked you
- 25:52Speaker 3: the text over if there's one that you would like
- 25:56Speaker 3: to know her opinion on, and I'll just go through
- 25:58Speaker 3: a couple.
- 25:59Speaker 2: Here we met Totty Rolls, but.
- 26:01Speaker 10: I love Yeah, I give them an eight. I don't
- 26:06Speaker 10: know why I like it, and they're so cheat that
- 26:08Speaker 10: they last a long time.
- 26:09Speaker 7: What about the ones that are flavored other than those
- 26:12Speaker 7: are pretty gross?
- 26:13Speaker 3: Regular Smarties, those who show up in the Halloween Pale.
- 26:18Speaker 7: The Compact pill.
- 26:19Speaker 10: I think these are underrated. Yeah, like seven for those.
- 26:22Speaker 10: And when I was in high school, I'd like pound
- 26:24Speaker 10: them up and smoke them, you know, and look.
- 26:27Speaker 2: Doing lines of Smarties. It's pretty bad, as I was. Okay,
- 26:32Speaker 2: Nestleie Crunch.
- 26:33Speaker 5: Nestlie Crunch. Okay, I didn't have this one on the list.
- 26:35Speaker 3: See Nestlie Crunch and crackle because you get the Hershey miniatures.
- 26:39Speaker 3: Has anybody ever seen a full sized Crackle bar, never
- 26:41Speaker 3: for sale, They're always They're always in the Hershey miniatures
- 26:44Speaker 3: or the Mister Goodbar, saying yeah, I seen mister good.
- 26:47Speaker 1: Mister Goodbar is the one that I would say is
- 26:49Speaker 1: one of my all time favorites. But I only have
- 26:51Speaker 1: it during Halloween in the mini form, never because.
- 26:55Speaker 5: I have never had that one.
- 26:56Speaker 3: Yeah, Menace does like His favorite donut is the chocolate
- 26:59Speaker 3: frosted donut with peanuts on top, so that would make
- 27:01Speaker 3: sense that he likes the Mister Goodbar.
- 27:02Speaker 2: How about this.
- 27:03Speaker 6: Crackle used to have a full test sized bar, but
- 27:05Speaker 6: not since nineteen ninety seven.
- 27:09Speaker 10: Crunch, I'll give it a seven seven simple, but nerds nerds,
- 27:13Speaker 10: all right, those aren't eight? Yeah, I don't know why
- 27:15Speaker 10: they're so good. You can just shovel them into your
- 27:17Speaker 10: mouth and.
- 27:17Speaker 7: You get the half pack, you know, with the slight
- 27:19Speaker 7: on each side.
- 27:20Speaker 2: You know what I never liked though, pop rocks.
- 27:23Speaker 7: You don't.
- 27:23Speaker 3: That's not Halloween candy, but I mean yeah, because there
- 27:26Speaker 3: was never much flavor.
- 27:27Speaker 2: It's just about the crackle. Uh huh.
- 27:29Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fun the first time to do it, but
- 27:31Speaker 5: like a five.
- 27:31Speaker 7: Have you seen the meme with nerds that says like,
- 27:34Speaker 7: these are halloween nerds. It says in my day, we
- 27:37Speaker 7: just we used to just call them goth don't get
- 27:39Speaker 7: halloween nerds.
- 27:40Speaker 5: Go on, have you had nerds rope?
- 27:41Speaker 2: Though? What's that? Yeah, it's kind of like it's yeah.
- 27:46Speaker 5: Piece of plastic. Somehow that makes it better. I think
- 27:48Speaker 5: that's even better.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Also from the text, jolly ranchers.
- 27:51Speaker 10: Okay, they need to stop making these. I think they
- 27:54Speaker 10: just exist for people that need to stop smoking, and
- 27:56Speaker 10: they have because I know people station Yeah.
- 28:00Speaker 6: Yeah, what would you buy a jolly rancher?
- 28:04Speaker 2: Not in October?
- 28:05Speaker 5: Exactly?
- 28:07Speaker 2: You get them like usually in the lobby of an office,
- 28:11Speaker 2: like a dish of what you give that?
- 28:14Speaker 11: Or a banker for those six?
- 28:18Speaker 5: I give it like actually, no, five, that's way too high.
- 28:21Speaker 5: Swedish fish Okay, why are they so good? It's just plastic,
- 28:24Speaker 5: but they're so good.
- 28:26Speaker 2: There's like a cherry, the cherry flavor.
- 28:28Speaker 5: Yeah, give them a seven.
- 28:29Speaker 3: A seven for the Swedish fish. Two More from the
- 28:32Speaker 3: text dumb dumbs, little lollipops suckers.
- 28:36Speaker 5: Only good at the dentist office, like if you're eating.
- 28:38Speaker 3: The bank when you're a kid. Yeah, banks, who goes
- 28:41Speaker 3: to the bank. But if you went to the bank,
- 28:43Speaker 3: do they still hand out lollipops to the kids?
- 28:45Speaker 5: My bank has Jolly Ranchers Okay, I haven't seen them
- 28:48Speaker 5: in a while.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Dum dumbs. What have you given them?
- 28:50Speaker 5: Four to stop making or whatever?
- 28:53Speaker 10: One more York peppermint patties Okay again trash?
- 28:58Speaker 5: Why would you want to brush your tea longer?
- 29:01Speaker 2: Oh? Those are good?
- 29:04Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 29:06Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 29:07Speaker 1: Do you not?
- 29:08Speaker 2: I can't remember. How do you feel about mint chocolate
- 29:10Speaker 2: chip ice crepes? Okay?
- 29:11Speaker 3: Because some people are just not on board with mint
- 29:14Speaker 3: and because all they can think about is toothpaste, right.
- 29:17Speaker 2: I like flavor, like mint flavored stuff. I hate actual
- 29:20Speaker 2: real mint.
- 29:22Speaker 7: What about like like the mint juniors?
- 29:25Speaker 2: Oh?
- 29:25Speaker 7: Those are good, not smaller.
- 29:29Speaker 2: They're smaller and they're surprisingly refreshed. What is it?
- 29:31Speaker 11: What's the very refreshing, very refreshing.
- 29:36Speaker 5: I've never had a pay day.
- 29:37Speaker 7: I don't get paid. It's like a naked candy bar.
- 29:39Speaker 1: But chocolate.
- 29:40Speaker 10: When I was a kid, I would always and had
- 29:41Speaker 10: no money, I would buy those and what were they?
- 29:43Speaker 10: One hundred grande? I'd give those to my mom for
- 29:46Speaker 10: holidays and birthdays and be like, look, mom, you're rich,
- 29:49Speaker 10: you know.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Did you get the peppermint patties too too?
- 29:54Speaker 5: I mean, you hate to stop making them.
- 29:56Speaker 3: We did try the other limited edition Kraft mac and
- 29:59Speaker 3: Cheese flavor that SeaBASS brought, and he bought the pizza
- 30:02Speaker 3: flavor Mac and Cheese Craft brand. It's available now. Target
- 30:06Speaker 3: has it. And there's another one Ranch flavor.
- 30:09Speaker 11: Which smells powerful.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Yeah, it does get very bright. I liked it. I
- 30:14Speaker 2: loved it.
- 30:15Speaker 7: Yeah, it was going to be gross. It's delicious.
- 30:17Speaker 3: Yeah, the Ranch Craft mac and Cheese is really good.
- 30:21Speaker 3: In fact, I like that one better than the pizza.
- 30:23Speaker 3: I think I do too, and buy a lot.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Has an elevated feel to it and both.
- 30:27Speaker 3: Very treamy thanks to guess just as the one person
- 30:30Speaker 3: in the room who didn't like the Ranch mac and cheese.
- 30:33Speaker 2: Wait, it couldn't be.
- 30:34Speaker 1: That person didn't try that. No, I didn't have the
- 30:36Speaker 1: Ranch I thought that's the one you just tried, Like
- 30:39Speaker 1: they didn't like the pizza. Oh you like the pizza one?
- 30:41Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I thought you just tried the Ranch one.
- 30:46Speaker 2: Here's the Ranch one.
- 30:47Speaker 5: Her stomach's gonna get upset. Probably it's fine. I hate No,
- 30:53Speaker 5: it's okay, I would just regular.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's unnecessary, but it's not bad.
- 30:59Speaker 7: Well, I don't like cool ranch. I don't like like
- 31:01Speaker 7: anything that's not ranch dressing. And that's delicious.
- 31:06Speaker 3: Now now I'm craving more of that. Yeah, yeah, that
- 31:10Speaker 3: might be like a dinner choice tonight.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Alright, will Menace. Happy birthday.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Thank you Morgan, Thank you, of course.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Thank you appreciate it. Look give you an outlet to
- 31:20Speaker 3: great things on a scale one ten.
- 31:24Speaker 7: More.
- 31:24Speaker 2: What he shows next, Hang.
- 31:25Speaker 1: On the Woody Show.
- 31:27Speaker 3: We'll be right back