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OUTRO: Intimate Financials · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah man, here you going team good Man? Yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: How are you going?
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  Speaker 3: Kezy all g man? That's good ship.
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  Speaker 4: What about you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm great.
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  Speaker 1: That's good man. You're really good.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You're in a good mood.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Had got off to a good start to the day,
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  Speaker 2: put me in the right frame of mind, and I
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  Speaker 2: carried on, played nine nine holes by myself and it
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  Speaker 2: was a beautiful day. Got home by like twenty past tens,
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  Speaker 2: and it motivated.
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  Speaker 3: Me to carry on and get stuff done.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good on you. Yeah, when you get done man, Ah,
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  Speaker 1: the lawns for a start, that's good stuff. And also,
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  Speaker 1: so I didn't win after so many days of Rangers.
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  Speaker 2: Well weirdly enough that not too badly, tidied up the house,
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  Speaker 2: did some laundry, hangout to washing, you know, stuff like
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  Speaker 2: that homely stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's good shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is good ship.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I did. That's how I spent my weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Nice Saturday was all of that because the missus and
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  Speaker 1: the kid were away you see. Yes, And the way
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  Speaker 1: I like to unpack after I've moved is to get
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  Speaker 1: it all unpacked and then to get rid of all
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  Speaker 1: the empty boxes and all that sort of shit. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but my wife's slightly different and that she likes to
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  Speaker 1: have a couple of open boxes and every sort of
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  Speaker 1: room and then at some point in our lives they
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  Speaker 1: will disappear when you move next probably, So I just
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  Speaker 1: I just put all of the empty but the ones
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  Speaker 1: that we're still working out of, put them all into
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  Speaker 1: one room so we can just go and then grab
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  Speaker 1: them one box at a time and empty those instead
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  Speaker 1: of having them all over the house. Yes, about six
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  Speaker 1: loads of washing. Yeah, I just cleaned the house. It
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  Speaker 1: was great. What do you do, adative man? You know,
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  Speaker 1: well you had a hangover on Saturday. Course, now she's
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  Speaker 1: not too bad.
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  Speaker 3: Actually not too bad that your client meeting, that's right, and.
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  Speaker 4: A client didn't went very well?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you do you nail it? We need to have
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  Speaker 1: a recap on today's show, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, yeah, client meeting went very well, very well.
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  Speaker 1: Very well. Yeah you put them away, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 4: That's what you're supposed to do to client meeting his
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  Speaker 4: band It.
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  Speaker 1: Was just the way that you see it made it
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  Speaker 1: sound like you well.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the way you put it, well, yeah, jesus, I
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  Speaker 2: thought your wife was going with you.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously she didn't remember.
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  Speaker 4: You told me not to take her. And then I
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  Speaker 4: just go and meet up with Tony and.
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  Speaker 1: Yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You can't even remember the name and.
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  Speaker 4: You it was the name you guys made up on
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  Speaker 4: the show, made up. I don't need names, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: banging dude.
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  Speaker 1: That was a good don't you wrap it up a living? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: It was good, actually really good. Came in under budget,
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  Speaker 4: which was good.
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  Speaker 1: I had, you have a budget and you have to
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  Speaker 1: tell them, sorry, guys, you can't have it budget.
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  Speaker 4: I had a budget. I had an amount of money
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  Speaker 4: that I put away so that in the back of
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  Speaker 4: my mind we could have a really good night. And
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  Speaker 4: I took that out months ago when I was paid
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  Speaker 4: from them last And do.
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  Speaker 1: You have a client dinner account?
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, do you have an account
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  Speaker 3: for that?
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  Speaker 4: I actually did, only because I was renaming accounts and
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  Speaker 4: stuff and resetting up my stuff and I put some
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  Speaker 4: money in there. I'll just call this like client or something,
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  Speaker 4: so a client account.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. You got.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 4: The taxis two and back dinner, four bottles.
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  Speaker 3: Of wine taxis.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. And my wife doesn't drink much. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And that all came in just under a twenty bucks spare.
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  Speaker 3: Here he is, how good.
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  Speaker 1: It must be.
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  Speaker 2: A massive amount of edmund when you get paid just
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  Speaker 2: divvying everything up into your various accounts, then it's a.
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  Speaker 4: Huge amount of Edmond. Jason takes less than five minutes,
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  Speaker 4: and most of them. I've got like fifteen accounts I
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  Speaker 4: do not okay, seriously, I've got a fun account, right,
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  Speaker 4: it's personal fun account. We've got utilities, we've got gifts,
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  Speaker 4: we've got trips like holidays, and those are all automatic
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  Speaker 4: payments every week that automatically go into those accounts, so
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  Speaker 4: that when it's like, oh, what it's dad's birthday, we'll
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  Speaker 4: go to the gift account and there's you know, two
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  Speaker 4: hundred bucks in there.
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  Speaker 1: My wife wouldn't be happy with that system you're operating, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because there's not enough interest. You're not generating enough interest. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's so she would have everything going either on air
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  Speaker 1: evolving mortgage account or on an high interest bearing account.
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  Speaker 4: So that's what we were on However, our new we
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  Speaker 4: went to a new mortgage broker and he set us
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  Speaker 4: up because the way we operate our accounts, including a
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  Speaker 4: savings high interest account that we've got there's I think
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  Speaker 4: being z Basically, if you've got anything in your savings,
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  Speaker 4: they will take it off your mortgage and reduce your
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  Speaker 4: mortgage by that amount. So it's like, let's say we
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  Speaker 4: had one hundred cars, but one hundred games. Because the
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  Speaker 4: way we budget and stuff, if we've got that total
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  Speaker 4: in our beings in account, paying the interest on let's
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  Speaker 4: say your mortgage is five hundred thousand, you're only paying
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  Speaker 4: the mortgage on.
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  Speaker 1: Four hundred with you. That's great. That's a good way
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  Speaker 1: to doing it. You need to run your accounts where
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  Speaker 1: you want.
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  Speaker 4: The whole Arcky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hiarchy the wy Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: That's good stuff. Chase you like that man?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, Fellows, I switched.
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  Speaker 1: You'll keep talking. I want to change account, Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: that I get paid my money yeah right, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: there so that it doesn't go into our couple's account. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then I can organize an exit strategy.
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  Speaker 4: That's literally what I'm running. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So have you got your exit strategy account. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I haven't named it exits straight No, I know
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't. It's called Plan B as an inverted.
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  Speaker 3: I just have it so that my wife can't access
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  Speaker 3: the accounts. Yeah, so I have it. You know, it's
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  Speaker 3: interesting because.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're you're running at a massive loss.
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  Speaker 3: We're running it. We're doing good.
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  Speaker 1: But hear that.
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  Speaker 3: My wife is like, she she wouldn't have a clue.
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  Speaker 1: N you said, she's thick as too short planks.
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  Speaker 3: Not quite what.
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  Speaker 2: But she, I mean, you know, doesn't bother herself with
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  Speaker 2: you say.
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  Speaker 1: Look, don't you worry your pretty little face with.
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  Speaker 3: If she hears this, you're a ship.
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  Speaker 1: This is you. I'm just feeling what you said, your
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  Speaker 1: pretty little face.
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  Speaker 2: She would so smack me in the head if I
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  Speaker 2: said that. But yeah, no, she's like, and Jim's with
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  Speaker 2: our mortgage and stuff. She's like, so what do we
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  Speaker 2: She would have a clue, Well, mix him out.
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  Speaker 4: That's because daddy's looking after it. He's got big Daddy. Please,
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  Speaker 4: he's got it under control. Yes, and she knows that
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  Speaker 4: as long as you've got dog squad, yes.
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  Speaker 1: And as long as that doesn't get touched and as
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  Speaker 1: long as everything's might happen the year next year them
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  Speaker 1: we're all good.
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  Speaker 3: Squad is done and dusted, sadly sorry what ge?
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  Speaker 1: She must be chified if you told her no, I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how to.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty little face.
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  Speaker 4: Because you had it when you frown.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, ages are yeah, because.
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  Speaker 4: What percentage of your income right is split as dog squad?
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  Speaker 3: Like about five percent?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: And it's there and it's a lucrative right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's not Game of two halves, but I.
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  Speaker 4: Like the way to reverse this my TV which hasn't
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  Speaker 4: been renewed, it's okay, yeah right, yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: When I used to do Street Hospital, and you'll be
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  Speaker 1: making it considerably more money than.
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  Speaker 3: This Chase Street Hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Street Hospital, which is the same thing as you, except
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  Speaker 1: was on Courtney Place and it followed pest people around
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 4: I think I watch an episode of that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're ambulance on the air and you know, fights
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  Speaker 1: and all that sort of ship.
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  Speaker 3: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's pretty easy, pretty contained. And I did
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  Speaker 1: the voice over on that. I think it was like
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  Speaker 1: five grand in it, so it was a piece of
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  Speaker 1: yeah a fucking mind.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's so good.
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty good. I think the fucking voice oversunk it.
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  Speaker 2: Ten to fifteen pages of script perip.
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  Speaker 4: Were you living in Wellington at the time.
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  Speaker 1: I was. And what was really funny about it as
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  Speaker 1: well was the way that they'd make you talk. It's
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  Speaker 1: got nothing that's like, well, that's not my voice at all,
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  Speaker 1: but they want you to get you and then it's
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  Speaker 1: like Tipsy Tony from Tim a rou has had too
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  Speaker 1: much to drink and it's like, well, what have you
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  Speaker 1: got me for this?
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  Speaker 3: It's yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They did the same with me when I started doing
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  Speaker 2: Dog Squad and I just said, shut.
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  Speaker 3: The fuck up. Yeah, and this is how it's done.
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  Speaker 3: I am the man.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is how you run it through your head
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  Speaker 1: when you drive back from being diminished in front of
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  Speaker 1: the agent.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I guess the issue was doing a Courtney Place
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  Speaker 4: thing and living there's you're probably yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, so I knew were not shooting. That was
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  Speaker 1: the trick.
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  Speaker 4: Therey there if you're in the rating. And then it
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  Speaker 4: was cool on the Megan again old Megant.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the stag the waving across Courtney Place from
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  Speaker 1: out of traffic.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I got shoulder barge that time. It's it's
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  Speaker 2: can be quite daunting Courtney Place.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you get up to your Cuba's streets.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, your Friday nights, it's like fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're rough and ready. If you don't know, if
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  Speaker 1: you can't handle yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Dirty key, you're a tough little bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, little fucking tough chicken McNugget man.
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  Speaker 4: McNugget pucks aren't just shaking his head about your accounts, Keysy.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm thinking about my accounts that what I want
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  Speaker 1: to do is I just want to get paid my
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  Speaker 1: money and then pay my share of the bills and
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  Speaker 1: then be able to save my money, but not in
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  Speaker 1: my own account contribute it. But so just so I
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  Speaker 1: know where my finances are something it because at the
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  Speaker 1: moment it just feels like I've got no idea, just
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  Speaker 1: all disappears.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I have that set up. It's great, right.
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  Speaker 4: And also the other thing you can do is have
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  Speaker 4: Manias running one as well. Basically it's a he calls
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  Speaker 4: it a sly grog account, which is basically an account
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  Speaker 4: with a few hundred bucks in this that you can
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  Speaker 4: go and have a blowout.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't run up a
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  Speaker 1: credit count.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And my wife knows I've got one as well, because
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  Speaker 4: I know about your other account.
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  Speaker 3: You used to call it your stripper account, now.
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  Speaker 4: I did, Yeah, then I renamed it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good for you feelings in your accounts.
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  Speaker 1: It's good old money bags over here, I scooge mcgart.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very generous, actually generous to a fault.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Do it on the show, with it on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, all right.
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