Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 2066 - 90 Day Fiance (s12e4) "Forsaking All Others" with Kimberly
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- 0:13Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Mary Paint here,
- 0:16Speaker 1: it's Tails Tuesday. It's a ninety day Beyonce Day. I'm
- 0:20Speaker 1: here with Kimberly. Hey girl, Hey, so excited. Hey whoo
- 0:24Speaker 1: high energy? Yeah, looks good. Wow.
- 0:31Speaker 2: That's what I imagine Shay is like at the lake. That's
- 0:36Speaker 2: what like shotgunning beers, just like just shoving in his
- 0:44Speaker 2: mouth and then just shoving his tongue down lady's throats,
- 0:49Speaker 2: his best friend's daughters and things.
- 0:53Speaker 1: I mean, nobody, nobody is safe from show.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Nobody's a leg his nasty ass tongue with his yellow et.
- 1:01Speaker 1: You know, it's been a long time since I saw
- 1:03Speaker 1: somebody shotgunning anything or thinking about it, the shotgunning of
- 1:08Speaker 1: it all.
- 1:09Speaker 2: But we had alone a man who's like sixty, right,
- 1:14Speaker 2: So it.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Wasn't no surprise on my REN camera when I was
- 1:17Speaker 1: out of town for ten days with my husband and dogs,
- 1:20Speaker 1: that I did see some shotgunning occurring on my REN
- 1:23Speaker 1: camera in my.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Driveway on your not the house down the street.
- 1:27Speaker 1: No no, no, it wasn't my own driveway.
- 1:29Speaker 2: Yeah, what's Memorial Day?
- 1:35Speaker 1: No, it was, I mean, it was just like a
- 1:36Speaker 1: Saturday Sunday. Yeah, it was over a Memorial Day weekend. Yeah,
- 1:39Speaker 1: where people maybe didn't have to work the next day unclear,
- 1:42Speaker 1: But they are twenty year old boys and they're aware
- 1:45Speaker 1: they were shotgunning something in my driveway right rn of
- 1:48Speaker 1: the ring camera, just right there.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:51Speaker 1: The ring cameras even pointed out and wave.
- 1:53Speaker 2: I love when people treat every place like Vegas, open containers,
- 1:58Speaker 2: just on the street.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Yep, everybody had a great time. A mom and dad
- 2:04Speaker 1: were gone. But we're home now, baby, Yeah, we're here
- 2:08Speaker 1: to take charge.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Not really, Okay.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Ninety Day Fiance, Season twelve, Episode four, Now, the title
- 2:15Speaker 1: of this episode is forsaking all others. We thought our
- 2:19Speaker 1: titles were going to be like what the kids were saying.
- 2:21Speaker 1: We had in my getting married era, and we had
- 2:26Speaker 1: something about relationship status. But this is forsaking all others,
- 2:30Speaker 1: which is part of your wedding vowels.
- 2:34Speaker 2: I think there's no rhyme or reason this season. All right, well,
- 2:37Speaker 2: and I think we're going to drive ourselves crazy.
- 2:39Speaker 1: I know, and I love a theme, but okay, all right, well,
- 2:45Speaker 1: since we're sting.
- 2:45Speaker 2: I would have taken some of our plane metaphors from
- 2:49Speaker 2: last season because there's a lot of people flying.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Yes, and there were so many things they didn't use,
- 2:55Speaker 1: and then so many things they used out of order
- 2:57Speaker 1: that we've already beaten to a pulp with ourscussions. But
- 3:02Speaker 1: speaking to Shae and shotgunning, we're gonna start with Shae
- 3:06Speaker 1: and Annabelle. So we opened with Annabelle just hands and
- 3:11Speaker 1: k these cleaning his bathtob because it's morning. So I
- 3:14Speaker 1: don't know if they start their day with the morning
- 3:17Speaker 1: bath and she wants to get the tub clean first,
- 3:19Speaker 1: or they do that at nighttime.
- 3:21Speaker 2: I think she's on multi times a day cleaner.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Yeah, cleaner and cleaning of him as well.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Yes, I'll clean everything. I've never seen her clean herself,
- 3:31Speaker 2: but she appears to be very clean, so I'm gonna
- 3:34Speaker 2: assume she's also clean to be got to be the
- 3:37Speaker 2: cleanest lady, you know. Yeah. I did watch More to
- 3:41Speaker 2: Love and oh I did write down a couple things. OK.
- 3:45Speaker 2: And this scene with them they're driving, it's after he
- 3:50Speaker 2: picked her up at the airport and they're driving. She
- 3:54Speaker 2: hasn't even gotten to the house yet. One of his
- 3:56Speaker 2: daughter's calls and basically says, I'm so sorry you have
- 4:01Speaker 2: to meet Alison first, because I'm the nice daughter. Alison
- 4:07Speaker 2: is the bitchy one. And they keep saying it repeatedly
- 4:10Speaker 2: and they're laughing like it's hilarious that Alison is such
- 4:15Speaker 2: a see you next Tuesday, yeah, and like it's just
- 4:19Speaker 2: so funny, like no one's ever put this bitch in
- 4:22Speaker 2: her place before.
- 4:23Speaker 1: He called her a bully. Yeah, yeah, your own daughter.
- 4:28Speaker 2: And the daughter is like, Annabelle, you're gonna need to
- 4:30Speaker 2: toughen up and talk back to her because she's a bitch.
- 4:34Speaker 2: And Annabel's like, okay, I'll do my best.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Wow. So so probably when Annabel came in, she probably
- 4:41Speaker 1: thought Alison was pretty nice because she did comparatively.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. There was a lot of like unsaid bitchiness,
- 4:48Speaker 2: like she was making a lot of faces and there
- 4:51Speaker 2: was tone that Annabel might not have been picking up on.
- 4:54Speaker 2: So maybe she was like, yeah, she's a delight. And
- 4:56Speaker 2: then she has for money for fucking biscuits for the
- 5:01Speaker 2: Great Dairy.
- 5:01Speaker 1: You want those great kids to have biscuits before church.
- 5:05Speaker 1: So she's cleaning and he's like, babe.
- 5:08Speaker 2: What are you doing baby? But you go get in
- 5:10Speaker 2: the bed relaxed. I won't bring you breakfast in bed.
- 5:12Speaker 2: So he has made just some eggs and some toast,
- 5:15Speaker 2: just the too as he is things to make. But
- 5:17Speaker 2: he was proud because he put some strawberry jam there
- 5:21Speaker 2: on it and is like, that's like dessert for breakfast.
- 5:26Speaker 2: This whole man's meals are serve for breakfast. Let's be
- 5:29Speaker 2: really yeah.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Yeah, and the talking heads, he says, last night one great.
- 5:34Speaker 1: When we got home. You know, there's some jealousy with
- 5:37Speaker 1: Alison and Annabelle. They were sizing each other up and
- 5:40Speaker 1: competing for my attention. That could get messy. I'm like,
- 5:43Speaker 1: all right, I don't think it's I think he likes it.
- 5:47Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He loves the women fighting over
- 5:50Speaker 2: him and he doesn't care if one of them's his daughter.
- 5:53Speaker 2: He is enjoying it. And much like Mark of Mark
- 5:57Speaker 2: and Mina, who should have laid down the law to
- 6:00Speaker 2: get the women to coexist, yes, Shane needs to do
- 6:05Speaker 2: the same.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Well, because she's wiping your butt and she deserves it.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Literally, not even figuratively. So No, they eat the bacon
- 6:16Speaker 1: and she goes. I just am not the bacon that
- 6:18Speaker 1: I wrote. No bacon, question Mark.
- 6:20Speaker 2: They they eat, she eats to.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Breakfast while he stares at her, and she's like, I
- 6:25Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I don't like to eat
- 6:27Speaker 1: in the bed like this, and we don't do this
- 6:29Speaker 1: in the Philippines, Like I'm worried about ants in here,
- 6:31Speaker 1: and he goes, no.
- 6:32Speaker 2: We don't do it every day. It's a special occasion.
- 6:35Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I think I'm just gonna take this
- 6:37Speaker 1: into the kitchen. We're supposed to eat, yeah, she says,
- 6:41Speaker 1: in the Philippines, we don't eat in the bed.
- 6:42Speaker 2: And there's so much dog here in this bed. Oh oh,
- 6:47Speaker 2: so I can. I mean, I get it too, and
- 6:50Speaker 2: I'm a dog person and in the bed with me. Yeah,
- 6:54Speaker 2: your babies don't shed, though, they don't shed, but they
- 6:58Speaker 2: do lay on your feet so that you can't move
- 7:00Speaker 2: and that's annoying. So uh, he's going to give her
- 7:03Speaker 2: a tour of Paduca. Did you see their hero shot
- 7:07Speaker 2: where she rubs his belly like a buddha. Yeah, that's
- 7:10Speaker 2: her favorite part of his body. Ooh, she probably cleans
- 7:14Speaker 2: out his belly button too, Oh for sure, for sure,
- 7:17Speaker 2: and like lifts up the folds. It gets in there
- 7:20Speaker 2: far far. I knew it as I was.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Saying you knew it, but when you came out of
- 7:26Speaker 1: your mouth it was and you even did a hand gesture.
- 7:28Speaker 2: No.
- 7:31Speaker 1: So he's going to give her a tour of Paduca.
- 7:34Speaker 1: They see an industrial area and he's like blah blah
- 7:37Speaker 1: about like they bring the coal in to make the blow,
- 7:40Speaker 1: to make the products. And then one time there was
- 7:42Speaker 1: a flood and something's blathering on and the talking head
- 7:46Speaker 1: she goes shay. He likes to talk a lot like
- 7:48Speaker 1: blah blah blah, like, oh my god, shut up.
- 7:52Speaker 2: I like her, I mean, I love her, and it
- 7:54Speaker 2: was boring. No one cares that there was a flood
- 7:57Speaker 2: three hundred years ago.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Nobody cares and just be like, hey, there's a factory
- 8:01Speaker 1: and make something.
- 8:02Speaker 2: Like yeah, okay, lord, don't rise yes, like just like
- 8:07Speaker 2: if you just like maybe if he used to work there,
- 8:10Speaker 2: like something. It was no personal anecdote, Yeah, no, just talking.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Our big export here.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Is is whatever they bring on this barge. So they
- 8:22Speaker 1: go to this restaurant, pool Hall. He says he loves
- 8:25Speaker 1: this place and he goes there all the time, and
- 8:29Speaker 1: they meet with his friends.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Lindsay l Y N D s I E. Just the
- 8:35Speaker 2: spelling I've seen that spelling before. I don't like it.
- 8:39Speaker 1: Lindsay and Jeff and uh. They joke around like, how's
- 8:43Speaker 1: it been? Are you sick of him yet? It's only
- 8:45Speaker 1: been two days? And Jeff says, listen, I'm so happy
- 8:48Speaker 1: for y'all. Now, when I first heard about you, like
- 8:50Speaker 1: I did, wonder like Shay got himself like a male
- 8:53Speaker 1: order bride. And she goes, what people think this? And
- 8:58Speaker 1: she's He says, well, I'm just telling you that that's
- 9:00Speaker 1: what people thought. She goes, we've been together for five
- 9:03Speaker 1: years and she goes, do you think people think that
- 9:05Speaker 1: about me now? And Jeff goes, look, here's the thing.
- 9:08Speaker 1: We live in a small community where everybody knows Shay.
- 9:11Speaker 1: People are judgmental, and people have seen him as single
- 9:14Speaker 1: because you didn't live here. But now you're by his side,
- 9:19Speaker 1: like by his side like my wife. So people are
- 9:21Speaker 1: going to question it.
- 9:24Speaker 2: They've all fucked Shae because we bought. My wife has
- 9:27Speaker 2: fucked Lindsey over here, she fucked him. It's lake life.
- 9:30Speaker 2: That's what happens at the lake.
- 9:32Speaker 1: How could you resist him? Look at this hot piece
- 9:34Speaker 1: of ass, look.
- 9:35Speaker 2: At those teeth, and that I don't care if this
- 9:40Speaker 2: is producer driven. I don't care if the producers tell
- 9:43Speaker 2: me call her a Maillard or Bride.
- 9:45Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
- 9:46Speaker 2: I still wouldn't. I'd say I will rather quit this show.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I would just say there's other things.
- 9:51Speaker 2: You could say, because you know that infamous scene with
- 9:54Speaker 2: David and Annie where the friend asked her to trade
- 9:57Speaker 2: for rent for like a massage.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Or like or maybe like Kim or give him.
- 10:03Speaker 2: A tie massage, and that was producer driven. But that's
- 10:08Speaker 2: what we remember from that first season is things like that,
- 10:13Speaker 2: and now you look like a total racist on TV.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because Jeff seemed completely nice, and it
- 10:20Speaker 1: seemed to me that he was trying to be like,
- 10:22Speaker 1: we're so happy you're here. We're so happy to finally
- 10:24Speaker 1: meet you in person. It seemed like he was really nice.
- 10:27Speaker 1: And he just said that one thing and I was like,
- 10:28Speaker 1: it's just like looking at him, and he goes, well, yeah,
- 10:31Speaker 1: sometimes people have never seen you nothing. That's what they said,
- 10:34Speaker 1: but that was a long time ago. And she goes, well,
- 10:37Speaker 1: we wouldn't be together this long if we didn't love
- 10:39Speaker 1: each other, and he's like, I know.
- 10:41Speaker 2: So Jeff hops up gives her a hug. Is like
- 10:43Speaker 2: love you love you. I'm sorry, I just called you
- 10:46Speaker 2: a Maillard or bride?
- 10:47Speaker 1: What love you? You don't even know her? Weird weird, Okay, y'all.
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- 13:34Speaker 1: out what the fans are saying. I like to swap theories.
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- 14:30Speaker 2: Today, We're all going to swing later, right like at
- 14:36Speaker 2: the lake? I love you.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Have you been to the lake.
- 14:39Speaker 2: It's been two days.
- 14:40Speaker 1: He hadn't been to the lake. Yeah, So Shay says, well,
- 14:44Speaker 1: now that Jeff and Lindsay are going, I'm gonna have
- 14:46Speaker 1: to tell her about what crazy Nicole has been saying.
- 14:51Speaker 1: So he says the truth, but still but still she's
- 14:54Speaker 1: saying it out loud. So he says, I need to
- 14:56Speaker 1: talk to you. Remember when I told you about craze
- 15:00Speaker 1: Nicole coming over, Well, I didn't tell you everything. Now
- 15:04Speaker 1: she just kept on and on and on saying she
- 15:06Speaker 1: wants to talk to you, and she goes, I don't
- 15:09Speaker 1: want to talk to Nicole, and he goes, I know.
- 15:12Speaker 1: I'm just trying to warn you what she might say,
- 15:14Speaker 1: because I'm going to tell you my side of the story.
- 15:16Speaker 1: She's trying to say I'm a cheater and that I
- 15:19Speaker 1: cheated with Angie, and she just looks at him and says,
- 15:24Speaker 1: did you cheat on me with Angie? And he goes, no, babe,
- 15:29Speaker 1: I have never laid a finger on her. She is
- 15:32Speaker 1: my friend's daughter. We have hung out and done stuff.
- 15:35Speaker 1: We're just friends. And people might perceive cheating in different ways.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Now here's where he loses us.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Right, No, he's doing that very much, Bill Clinton. I
- 15:50Speaker 2: did not have sex with that woman. It says you
- 15:54Speaker 2: define sex, right.
- 15:56Speaker 1: He says, people might perceive cheating in different ways. She
- 16:00Speaker 1: just keeps staring at him, like I was on porn yesterday.
- 16:03Speaker 1: And he says, like at the lake, I might dance
- 16:06Speaker 1: to someone and you know what, the dance is over.
- 16:09Speaker 1: She might give me a kiss on the cheek, or
- 16:11Speaker 1: I might kiss her on the lips. That's just that's
- 16:13Speaker 1: just drunk fun. That's just fun.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Shove my penis in her mouth, grab her ass, or
- 16:20Speaker 2: she might grab my stick or thumb up my butt. Whatever,
- 16:24Speaker 2: it's just lake stuff. It's just fun.
- 16:26Speaker 1: It's just drunk fun at the lake. I mean, I
- 16:29Speaker 1: do get kind of flirty, but I definitely have not
- 16:34Speaker 1: had sex with anyone. Definitely not that as some might.
- 16:40Speaker 2: Just fine set for him to say, somebody might grab me,
- 16:44Speaker 2: take me on the dance floor, give me a kiss
- 16:46Speaker 2: on the cheek.
- 16:47Speaker 1: I might swing around and get him a kiss on
- 16:49Speaker 1: the lips. Just drunk fun, Oh my god, it's just
- 16:53Speaker 1: just digging, just digging.
- 16:54Speaker 2: What happens at the lake stays at the lake, except
- 16:58Speaker 2: for what you need to get here with penicillin when
- 17:01Speaker 2: you get home with from a lake.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Except anything Nicole saw and then it's over for Yeah.
- 17:05Speaker 2: So I'm talking to her.
- 17:06Speaker 1: She says, he has told me he didn't have sex
- 17:09Speaker 1: with any girls, but I don't know if I believe him,
- 17:11Speaker 1: because sometimes he's drunk and doesn't know what he's doing. Seriously,
- 17:16Speaker 1: and again she says, did you cheat on me?
- 17:19Speaker 2: And he goes, I don't think so in my opinion,
- 17:25Speaker 2: But if I did something that seemed like it, I'm
- 17:29Speaker 2: sorry about that.
- 17:30Speaker 1: I mean, it's just fun. It's just drunk fun at
- 17:32Speaker 1: the lake.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Baby. If you perceived it as cheating, I am sorry.
- 17:39Speaker 2: I am sorry if you misinterpret right you saw ownang
- 17:45Speaker 2: as cheating.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Also, can we talk about again.
- 17:49Speaker 2: He's like fifty something, fifty four fifty four, getting blackout
- 17:54Speaker 2: drunk and doesn't remember what he's doing.
- 17:57Speaker 1: A lot, not just like once every other, like like
- 18:01Speaker 1: he's a frat boy. Yes, like he's doing shotgun and
- 18:04Speaker 1: white claws in my driveway.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:08Speaker 1: So anyway, he says, it's just fun, baby, it's just fun,
- 18:12Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm tired and I do not want
- 18:15Speaker 1: to listen to your crap.
- 18:17Speaker 2: Okay, so she gets up and walks off. I love it.
- 18:20Speaker 2: She's gonna hate it there. I'm sorry. She's gonna hate
- 18:23Speaker 2: the lake. She's gonna hate not at the lake. She's
- 18:26Speaker 2: just gonna hate it because apparently there's nothing else to
- 18:28Speaker 2: do in that town but eat barbecue and get blackout wasted,
- 18:34Speaker 2: go to the lake, fuck each other on the lake.
- 18:37Speaker 2: There has to be like a movie theater, there's a
- 18:40Speaker 2: pool hall, go play pool. There has to be other
- 18:43Speaker 2: things to do.
- 18:44Speaker 1: How far are you from Louisville? Can you get involved
- 18:46Speaker 1: in like horse culture? I mean, just something something. There's
- 18:50Speaker 1: things to do, get involved in UK basketball, there's sports,
- 18:54Speaker 1: can you fall sports?
- 18:55Speaker 2: A craft store, I know, there's a Michael's take up
- 19:00Speaker 2: a hobby hobby lobby even. I mean I normally I wouldn't,
- 19:06Speaker 2: but I'll.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Allow it this time.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:09Speaker 1: So the producer says, are you okay, and she goes, no,
- 19:14Speaker 1: I am not okay. He is a liar. I left
- 19:17Speaker 1: my family for him. I thought he loved me, but
- 19:20Speaker 1: maybe that was a lie. Is he a cheater?
- 19:23Speaker 2: She says, I.
- 19:24Speaker 1: Don't know if there's gonna be a wedding. So she
- 19:27Speaker 1: asked to be taken home, and a sprinter ran and
- 19:29Speaker 1: she leaves him there too. Maybe fuck somebody on the
- 19:32Speaker 1: full table.
- 19:33Speaker 2: I don't know. I love I don't even know if
- 19:36Speaker 2: there's going to be a wedding, especially one day into.
- 19:40Speaker 1: It, that one day she's been in this town one night.
- 19:45Speaker 2: I don't know if there's even gonna be a wedding.
- 19:47Speaker 1: Who Let's move on to a man with the tiny,
- 19:51Speaker 1: tiny table, and that's.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Tess and Paula. So they go to his car and
- 20:00Speaker 2: and she loves the car, but I love the car,
- 20:02Speaker 2: but her luggage barely fits and then she says, thank you, Universe,
- 20:07Speaker 2: and then she thanks Thomas, and he says, it's always
- 20:10Speaker 2: the universe first. Why you always got to thank the
- 20:13Speaker 2: universe first? And then I'm an afterthought and it kills
- 20:17Speaker 2: me inside, he says, and he's not even joking.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Did he fighten up Thomas?
- 20:22Speaker 2: Yeah, And she says, you're part of the universe. So
- 20:26Speaker 2: when I say I love you, I thank you the universe.
- 20:29Speaker 2: I mean you too when I thank the universe. And
- 20:32Speaker 2: she says, I was just so humble, and I asked
- 20:36Speaker 2: my manifestations to bring me a boyfriend, and I am
- 20:40Speaker 2: getting a husband. I'm so happy. I should have shot
- 20:43Speaker 2: higher with my manifestations. Maybe I could have gotten a
- 20:46Speaker 2: husband with real furniture and chairs.
- 20:50Speaker 1: She should have manifested a full sized dining.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Set, full dining set, go to a NIKEA. So she
- 20:59Speaker 2: is so excited. I did to see palm Trees and
- 21:02Speaker 2: she's like, I love it here already. It's so easy
- 21:04Speaker 2: to be vegan here, and it's so affordable. And I
- 21:08Speaker 2: was like, Okay, now we know that you're in Long
- 21:10Speaker 2: Beach and not La, not in Los Angeles. Now stop
- 21:13Speaker 2: calling it LA. I asked people by the way, and
- 21:17Speaker 2: they all agreed. No, La, what does it say?
- 21:23Speaker 1: Chiron says Long Beach, thank you? Yeah does Kiron doesn't
- 21:27Speaker 1: say Los Angeles.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Also, people in Long Beach are very proud to be
- 21:30Speaker 2: from Long Beach. They're like LBC, Oh yeah, yeah, I've
- 21:34Speaker 2: seen that Sublime. They're super proud of Long Beach.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Yes, yes, sublime, Long Beach. Yes, it's all coming to
- 21:41Speaker 1: me now.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. So, she says, the last time I visited,
- 21:46Speaker 2: he had no furniture. So I really hope that he
- 21:49Speaker 2: has prepared for my arrival and gotten something to sit
- 21:53Speaker 2: down when you're eating and not on the floor. My hope.
- 21:56Speaker 2: My expectations are so low. I'm sure he's met them,
- 22:00Speaker 2: as I was asking for so little. She walks in
- 22:03Speaker 2: and immediately her face falls and she says, it looks
- 22:07Speaker 2: the same. What is this tiny table? It's still here?
- 22:12Speaker 2: And I was at this point, I was like, don't
- 22:14Speaker 2: you love miniatures? You collect miniatures? True, should love that
- 22:18Speaker 2: tiny little table. True. She wants full size furniture to
- 22:22Speaker 2: collect her little miniatures on the full size furniture, and
- 22:26Speaker 2: he says shelf.
- 22:27Speaker 1: She's one shelf system in the corner for her miniatures.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Yes, he says, I got a tablecloth for the tiny
- 22:33Speaker 2: little table. But it's literally like a cloth napion because
- 22:37Speaker 2: it's the table is so small.
- 22:39Speaker 1: It's like a runner.
- 22:40Speaker 2: Tablecloth is a a little runner.
- 22:42Speaker 1: It's a table runner.
- 22:44Speaker 2: For like a squirrel table. And people have build furniture
- 22:50Speaker 2: for their squirrels. I love that on TikTok. Yes, it's
- 22:53Speaker 2: so cute. So she says, does he get these ideas
- 22:57Speaker 2: from a camping catalog? What is he doing or a
- 23:01Speaker 2: gypsy tribe? I don't know, that's said. I don't think
- 23:03Speaker 2: you're supposed to say that, but she said, it's awful.
- 23:07Speaker 2: I hate it all. And they sit at the table
- 23:09Speaker 2: and it's horrible. Again. He has two bricks.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Their yoga blocks, their yoga blocks.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Their yoga blocks that you put your butt on. They're
- 23:19Speaker 2: like going up your ass that they're made in yoga.
- 23:22Speaker 2: They are like to put your butt on, but more
- 23:26Speaker 2: like your hand to like level you out that you're
- 23:29Speaker 2: not justsed to sit on them for like a full meal. No, No,
- 23:34Speaker 2: that will leave a horrible imprint on your ass.
- 23:37Speaker 1: It's kind of your hips because your legs are yes.
- 23:40Speaker 2: Your legs are hey, your knees are down. Yeah, it's horrible.
- 23:44Speaker 2: So she says, I feel disrespected. I can't do this,
- 23:48Speaker 2: and he says, well, it's not like we can't afford it.
- 23:50Speaker 2: This is not about saving money. I like this. I
- 23:53Speaker 2: love this table. I love sitting onto yoga blocks when
- 23:59Speaker 2: I eat. And she has to stand up because her
- 24:03Speaker 2: knees are hurting. Yeah, I imagine it would hurt. It's
- 24:07Speaker 2: been five seconds. She's not gonna be able to have
- 24:09Speaker 2: a meal, imagine like ramen or something that takes a
- 24:12Speaker 2: while to eat. Now, So then she points at the
- 24:17Speaker 2: bed couch it's a bouch and she's like and he goes,
- 24:23Speaker 2: you don't like it. You don't like the bed And
- 24:25Speaker 2: she goes, oh, now you admit it's a bed. And
- 24:27Speaker 2: he's like, well, it's a bed, but I use it
- 24:29Speaker 2: as a couch. And I'm just imagining we'll be laying
- 24:32Speaker 2: here and we'll look at the sunset and it'll be great.
- 24:37Speaker 1: What is it a perfect sunset view out that window?
- 24:41Speaker 1: If so, you really should have something by that window
- 24:44Speaker 1: set up to enjoy it, like a table in fairs.
- 24:48Speaker 2: Yes, right, right, So she says, we've talked about this
- 24:52Speaker 2: so many times. I said I'm not asking for more
- 24:56Speaker 2: than I provide you with in my apartment in Brazil, Bingo.
- 25:01Speaker 2: I'm not asking for like the fancy. I'm literally asking
- 25:05Speaker 2: for chair, a chair, ah chair and if if you
- 25:10Speaker 2: I said, if you don't have like a dining room
- 25:13Speaker 2: table and a couch, I won't come. And he said,
- 25:17Speaker 2: I'll have it all ready. So I feel like I
- 25:19Speaker 2: was lied to and get it. I get it. And
- 25:23Speaker 2: then he shows her the closet, which is a tiny
- 25:26Speaker 2: hallway closet that he wants all of her stuff in
- 25:30Speaker 2: and she says that won't even fit my panties and
- 25:34Speaker 2: he says, well, the other closets are full of his stuff. Uh,
- 25:40Speaker 2: what is wrong with him? This has to be show driven,
- 25:44Speaker 2: because no, I cannot comprehend someone being this selfish.
- 25:49Speaker 1: He opened up the coat closet in the hallway that's
- 25:52Speaker 1: for coats and open and said this is going to
- 25:53Speaker 1: be your closet and she's like what, that's not enough
- 25:55Speaker 1: space and it was filled with bags.
- 25:57Speaker 2: In the bottom.
- 25:58Speaker 1: He goes, well, when I move all these bags out,
- 26:00Speaker 1: I was like, you knew today was the day she
- 26:02Speaker 1: was coming.
- 26:03Speaker 2: I feel like this is rage bait.
- 26:05Speaker 1: This is like yeah, a little bit, it's make any
- 26:08Speaker 1: pretty regie.
- 26:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm full raging. So he's like, well, the other
- 26:14Speaker 2: closets are full with my stuff. And she says, I
- 26:16Speaker 2: left my business and my comfortable life in Brazil and
- 26:19Speaker 2: I have no problem going back there. Good. And he says, okay, well,
- 26:24Speaker 2: give me some time to clean out the closets, like
- 26:27Speaker 2: a couple months. No, you had a couple months before
- 26:31Speaker 2: she came. She got a couple of years, I think.
- 26:34Speaker 2: So she says, you wear the same shirt every day.
- 26:37Speaker 2: You do not need all these closets to yourself. You
- 26:40Speaker 2: don't need all this stuff. You have maximum seven days.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Good, Okay, good, good.
- 26:45Speaker 2: So she's like, you're treating me like a guest here.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Do you really want to marry me. I didn't come
- 26:50Speaker 2: here temporarily, like I'm moved here. What makes you think
- 26:53Speaker 2: I can fit? I have so little clothes that I
- 26:56Speaker 2: can fit in this tiny bird box. And she's and
- 27:01Speaker 2: then she looks in the fridge and she sees the meat.
- 27:03Speaker 2: Here's where she lost me a little. I feel like
- 27:06Speaker 2: she's just being a little unreasonable here. And I say
- 27:08Speaker 2: this as a vegetarian. She's like, I don't want you
- 27:12Speaker 2: meet any meat in here. I don't want to have
- 27:14Speaker 2: to see the meat. I don't want to have to
- 27:15Speaker 2: you cooking. You can't cook the meat in the apartment.
- 27:18Speaker 2: You said you would cook it in the building's barbecue.
- 27:22Speaker 2: And he's like, I could, but it's on the first floor,
- 27:26Speaker 2: like in the communal barbecue.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:30Speaker 2: She wants him to go and cook all his meals
- 27:32Speaker 2: out there that have meat. Yes, that seems that seems
- 27:36Speaker 2: kind of extreme. And then he has a dehydrator on
- 27:39Speaker 2: the counter and she's like, it has a glass door.
- 27:43Speaker 2: I can't want to see the meat in there every day,
- 27:46Speaker 2: like see meat. I can't see the meat. You know,
- 27:49Speaker 2: meat exists. This feels like new vegan energy because be
- 27:54Speaker 2: as vegetarian for as long as I've been, and you
- 27:57Speaker 2: were so used to seeing meat, it does not have
- 28:00Speaker 2: and you because you grew up in a household with
- 28:03Speaker 2: everyone else eating meat. So she's being a little ridiculous.
- 28:06Speaker 1: Okay, so then that's an interesting take from you as
- 28:09Speaker 1: a vegetarian.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't. I mean, I'm not going to stop someone.
- 28:13Speaker 2: You can't.
- 28:14Speaker 1: You can't cook meat. You can't cook meat. You have
- 28:16Speaker 1: to cook outside. Go take a hot plate into the
- 28:19Speaker 1: hall and cook out there. Yeah, cook out there.
- 28:22Speaker 2: In this apartment that you are also paying for, right
- 28:25Speaker 2: or paying for completely right. Yes, So they go to
- 28:29Speaker 2: the bed for bedtime and they do this wrestling move
- 28:34Speaker 2: with their legs intertwined completely like yeah, it was definitely
- 28:41Speaker 2: like it was very straight, and they call it spidering
- 28:44Speaker 2: instead of cuddling, and because they just cuddling isn't enough,
- 28:48Speaker 2: so they literally there's no way they can fall asleep
- 28:51Speaker 2: like that, and then he makes a gross spider noise,
- 28:55Speaker 2: which I.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Did not like. Oh, it was like out.
- 28:58Speaker 2: Oh I didn't. I really got goosebumps all over my arm.
- 29:01Speaker 1: They hate it.
- 29:03Speaker 2: I wish it was called anything else but spidering. Oh
- 29:09Speaker 2: there's no way that can be comfortable. Oh no, I agree. Yeah,
- 29:13Speaker 2: it was like one of those crazy wrestling moves.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Did you notice though, as they were laying in bed
- 29:18Speaker 1: talking before the spidering occurred, that he was rolling up
- 29:22Speaker 1: a towel. He was rolling He had a towel and
- 29:26Speaker 1: he was rolling it up, so I didn't know if
- 29:28Speaker 1: he was going to like put it behind his knee
- 29:30Speaker 1: and do some stretches, you know what I mean, like
- 29:33Speaker 1: making it like you would like slap somebody with it.
- 29:36Speaker 2: I did not.
- 29:37Speaker 1: And then I was like, is he rolling up the towel,
- 29:39Speaker 1: because like they're going to have sex, he's putting a
- 29:41Speaker 1: towel down. I was trying to figure out because he
- 29:43Speaker 1: was rolling up the towel when they were talking, and
- 29:46Speaker 1: then she went in. She went into the wrestling move.
- 29:48Speaker 2: So listen, we know sex tarps are very expensive because
- 29:54Speaker 2: and even Rick, who is one of the cheapest men
- 29:57Speaker 2: we've ever seen, he reused his, but he bought one
- 30:01Speaker 2: in the first place. This guy might even be cheaper
- 30:03Speaker 2: than Rick, so maybe he would just use a towel.
- 30:06Speaker 1: I can't decide if his thing is cheapness, because I
- 30:08Speaker 1: don't think we know what his job is. I don't
- 30:11Speaker 1: know if it's is he in real estate? I can't
- 30:13Speaker 1: remember cheapness or really is just so like, I'm thirty one,
- 30:19Speaker 1: I'm setting my ways. I've been doing this my whole
- 30:21Speaker 1: life this way, and when you cry in here, you
- 30:23Speaker 1: just have to acclimate. And I'm not going to bend.
- 30:26Speaker 1: And as somebody who watches HGTV every single night, people do,
- 30:31Speaker 1: couples do have a very hard time sometimes coming to
- 30:33Speaker 1: a compromise.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, if he's a minimalist and she's a collector.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Yes, Scotch Keys.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't figure out why he is like this.
- 30:44Speaker 2: This is like extreme minimalism. It's weird or extreme cheap skates.
- 30:51Speaker 1: He's got that whole area for a yoga mat, and
- 30:53Speaker 1: I'm like, seems like that you could that whole area
- 30:57Speaker 1: is probably supposed to be for a dining table, and
- 31:00Speaker 1: then over by the window and all that is supposed
- 31:02Speaker 1: to be the den bed area.
- 31:04Speaker 2: It just seems like he's just got like, here's.
- 31:05Speaker 1: What I need in here. I need a tiny table
- 31:07Speaker 1: to sit on the floor. I need a bed, and
- 31:10Speaker 1: then I need to fill all my closets and that's
- 31:12Speaker 1: all I need.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't seem to be a minimalist because his
- 31:16Speaker 2: closets are filled with things, right, So really is It's
- 31:20Speaker 2: like what I prioritize matters. So I need clothes and
- 31:25Speaker 2: I enjoy clothes, or I like to wear clothes, good
- 31:27Speaker 2: clothes for my job. I buy the prime cuts of meat.
- 31:32Speaker 2: That's important to me. But what's not important to me
- 31:35Speaker 2: is a dining room table, So fuck my partner. What
- 31:40Speaker 2: I prioritize matters.
- 31:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I've sending my money on I think that's it.
- 31:45Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think he can't afford a table. It's
- 31:48Speaker 1: just for him, it's never been important, so she should
- 31:50Speaker 1: just agree exactly, come on board like that. Yeah, well
- 31:56Speaker 1: he's got seven days according to her, So I mean he.
- 32:00Speaker 2: Does have a bed. He it's not like a mattress
- 32:04Speaker 2: on the floor.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Right, But is this a studio or is there a
- 32:09Speaker 1: space for a bed, because if it's a studio, it's
- 32:11Speaker 1: pretty big, and it does seem like you could make
- 32:14Speaker 1: it into sections like people do. I love to watch
- 32:16Speaker 1: like New York City people like make space in their
- 32:20Speaker 1: tiny apartments, Like I.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Just I want one. It's like a puzzle. Yeah, I
- 32:25Speaker 2: want one. It's so bad. I want a space like
- 32:26Speaker 2: that to figure out ow there's something wrong with with him.
- 32:30Speaker 2: I think there's something wrong with him that is not
- 32:32Speaker 2: minimalism or frugality. It is something else he or they've
- 32:39Speaker 2: decided there's not enough drama for this couple, so they've
- 32:42Speaker 2: given him this thing.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Oh good, point again, when we saw her leave her
- 32:47Speaker 1: apartment and the purse was still there and the lights
- 32:49Speaker 1: were on and all the everything was still in the apartment,
- 32:52Speaker 1: unless she's renting it out, Okay, Mallory and Rusheet Malory.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Sorry, no, family ties. What viewers out there, No, I
- 33:05Speaker 2: guess not. Someone's gonna get that and just love it.
- 33:10Speaker 1: Family ties. You mean like with Michael J. Fox, Yes,
- 33:15Speaker 1: Alex P. Keaton, Alice Pee Keaton Okay, Malory and Rushdie.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Sister dated that guy who had a motorcycle and.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Justine Babon Mallory Okay, I mean I think his name was.
- 33:31Speaker 1: It's coming to me now, I think, yes, Okay. So
- 33:35Speaker 1: they are headed to the airport and Rash gets a
- 33:38Speaker 1: speeding ticket which made them late. They are running light
- 33:42Speaker 1: for their first flight. They get on that first flight
- 33:44Speaker 1: and they are drenched and sweat.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Okay. I couldn't tell if it was already greasy on
- 33:51Speaker 2: the first flight or if it was that greasy on
- 33:53Speaker 2: the last flight. They've been traveling for a long time. Yes, Like,
- 33:57Speaker 2: her hair starts off greasy and then gets greasier.
- 34:00Speaker 1: And Greece and his too, his too.
- 34:03Speaker 2: They both look wet. They both they're just like And
- 34:06Speaker 2: her hair is completely changed colors because she's blonde, so
- 34:09Speaker 2: it's now completely brunette.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:13Speaker 2: They yeah, they said, they said, we.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Don't cur So they have four flights Marmerus to Istanbul,
- 34:22Speaker 1: Istanbul to Paris, Paris to d C, d.
- 34:25Speaker 2: C to Huntsville. That's crazy, that's crazy, it's crazy. But
- 34:31Speaker 2: are you going to Africa? Why is it so far?
- 34:36Speaker 2: I mean, there's no way Sharper was flying four flights
- 34:39Speaker 2: to get to La No.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Because he would just go Istanbul to Paris to Los Angeles?
- 34:45Speaker 2: Right, Okay, So he says he like Atlanta, Does Atlanta
- 34:52Speaker 2: go straight to Istanbul? Girl, I don't know, Okay, I
- 34:56Speaker 2: don't know what I'm acing like, I know.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Yeah, he has his own float for customs. And she says,
- 35:01Speaker 1: and we've never heard this before on all our seasons
- 35:03Speaker 1: of covering this. She says that the US embassy gives
- 35:07Speaker 1: you an envelope and all over it says do not
- 35:10Speaker 1: open only for US customs. So you carry around this
- 35:14Speaker 1: envelope like it's a loaded bomb and you're not allowed
- 35:18Speaker 1: to open it. You have to give it to the
- 35:19Speaker 1: customs in the A. I've never heard that before.
- 35:22Speaker 2: God, I hope no one accidentally, like you have a
- 35:25Speaker 2: kid with you and they like accidentally pull open the tab.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Yes, that's stress inducing, y'all. Do you wake up at
- 35:34Speaker 1: three am? Your mind is spinning, You're completely unable to
- 35:38Speaker 1: get back to sleep, and why is it always three am?
- 35:42Speaker 1: Do you have brain fog? You walk into a room
- 35:44Speaker 1: and you forget, like what am I in here for?
- 35:47Speaker 1: Am I looking for my glasses? Am I looking for
- 35:48Speaker 1: my keys? Why did I come upstairs? Or do you
- 35:52Speaker 1: lose your train of thought mid sentence?
- 35:54Speaker 2: It happens to me while I'm podcasting.
- 35:56Speaker 1: I'll say, hey, Kimberly, don't let me forget to tell
- 35:59Speaker 1: you about this thing, and then I forget about the thing.
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- 38:42Speaker 1: So they go through customs separately. She wants to go
- 38:45Speaker 1: with them, but like they have to go separately because
- 38:48Speaker 1: she s assists and he's not, and it looks like
- 38:50Speaker 1: they're at the dullest airport. Thank you, it's my airport.
- 38:54Speaker 2: They have no problem.
- 38:55Speaker 1: He actually gets too faster than Hersy and Easy Piesy.
- 38:59Speaker 1: They landed Huntsville and Huntsville, Alabama, and he says, this
- 39:03Speaker 1: feels fake. It feels like a dream. And all their
- 39:07Speaker 1: luggage made it. Can you imagine that all those bags made.
- 39:12Speaker 2: It after four flights? Crazy?
- 39:14Speaker 1: That was crazy. That was the craziest part.
- 39:17Speaker 2: The luggage is drier than there, totally, totally.
- 39:21Speaker 1: They're dripping and I cannot stress.
- 39:24Speaker 2: It's like that Jordan Peel meme where he is there's
- 39:28Speaker 2: water just pouring aff you know what I'm talking about.
- 39:31Speaker 2: That's that's what she looks like. I just didn't notice.
- 39:35Speaker 1: I've noticed himps hair being greasier than hers.
- 39:38Speaker 2: No, it's greasy, like down to there, like girl there
- 39:41Speaker 2: has just find a shower in that bath in that airport.
- 39:45Speaker 2: Because she sees a bunch of people. Now she's kind
- 39:49Speaker 2: I'm gonna go see, but we're gonna see my friend,
- 39:50Speaker 2: We're gonna see my ex Brandon, We're gonna see.
- 39:53Speaker 1: Maybe she was scared of getting light so she wanted
- 39:55Speaker 1: her hair to be greasy so the lights couldn't attach.
- 39:58Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
- 39:59Speaker 1: Yeah, if your hair is really greasy, lice want attached
- 40:02Speaker 1: to it because it.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Just slides off. Where would she think she would get late?
- 40:05Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just what would be the reason
- 40:07Speaker 1: for letting yourself get that greasy?
- 40:08Speaker 2: I don't know. It's gross. Why does Jenny let herself
- 40:12Speaker 2: get that greasy? Why did the Aviva let herself?
- 40:15Speaker 1: Jenny was always waiting for submit to wash her hair.
- 40:18Speaker 1: Aviva has no excuse. Jo, She's young, getting good health
- 40:23Speaker 1: all right, ninety days to wed. He carries her out
- 40:26Speaker 1: of the airport and they're laughing really hard.
- 40:29Speaker 2: It's very cute. They're very cute, horriful. I'm rooting for them.
- 40:33Speaker 2: He's just gonna hate it. There just is feel like
- 40:36Speaker 2: he's gonna hate it.
- 40:37Speaker 1: He's like, my back, my back, not because of you,
- 40:39Speaker 1: not because it was just the luggage.
- 40:41Speaker 2: It's a long walk.
- 40:43Speaker 1: A car drives up with American flags coming off of
- 40:46Speaker 1: it and written all over it back to back World
- 40:50Speaker 1: War Champions USA. Her friend Mikayla m A c A
- 40:56Speaker 1: y La. Oh McCollough, Mikayla is there. She's all dressed up,
- 41:04Speaker 1: she's got a big sign, she's got the cowboy hat
- 41:07Speaker 1: and They're like talking about all the dumb.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Her entire outfit is an American flag.
- 41:12Speaker 1: She gives him a dumb cowboy hat. They laugh and laugh.
- 41:15Speaker 1: They're having a whooping it up, having a great time.
- 41:18Speaker 2: I kind of loved it. I don't necessarily love the
- 41:21Speaker 2: sentiment of some of the things that were written on
- 41:24Speaker 2: the car, but I love I'd love the humor and
- 41:29Speaker 2: the enthusiasm and the crafts. Yeah, the hobby lobby and
- 41:33Speaker 2: has really gone all out. She did.
- 41:37Speaker 1: She did, and she said she's met him many times.
- 41:39Speaker 2: On video chat.
- 41:40Speaker 1: She's so happy to see him. So we're like, okay,
- 41:44Speaker 1: so far, so good. He's laughing and they're having a
- 41:47Speaker 1: great time.
- 41:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be cranky because I'd be so tired
- 41:50Speaker 2: and sweaty and gross.
- 41:53Speaker 1: Now in the car, they are talking about Chick fil
- 41:57Speaker 1: A being hallal, chick fil A not hal all. I
- 42:00Speaker 1: just looked at him to confirm, just because hallal, from
- 42:06Speaker 1: my understanding in the Muslim culture is uh poultry, and
- 42:13Speaker 1: maybe cows have to be blessed in a certain way
- 42:16Speaker 1: for to be killed for you to eat.
- 42:18Speaker 2: It, so you will see kosher, Yes, like being kosher.
- 42:22Speaker 1: So it has to be prepared a certain way the
- 42:24Speaker 1: whole thing for it to be Helal.
- 42:25Speaker 2: So there's something about just joking. I think she says joke.
- 42:29Speaker 1: She says, it's the best chicken in the world, blah
- 42:31Speaker 1: blah blah. And she goes, she's like, we're gonna get you.
- 42:33Speaker 1: Some can change your life.
- 42:34Speaker 2: She goes, it's hellal, it's all all And I was
- 42:37Speaker 2: just no girl, it's just so she's lying then and
- 42:41Speaker 2: going to trick him into eating. I don't think he's
- 42:43Speaker 2: that strict though. I'm sure on the planes he didn't
- 42:46Speaker 2: get who knows when to eat?
- 42:49Speaker 1: No, they're like they banged, they banged on their first date.
- 42:52Speaker 2: The brightered her hair.
- 42:53Speaker 1: He's not that strict.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, it's holy chicken. I thought
- 42:58Speaker 2: I think that. I think it's just their religion. Is
- 43:02Speaker 2: Chick fil A yes, Huntsville Yes.
- 43:06Speaker 1: So people are honking and she goes, I'm so crazy
- 43:09Speaker 1: people are honking at me. Earlier I'm like, fuck off,
- 43:11Speaker 1: what are you honking at? Oh, it's all my signs.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Hey honey, America, Hey honky if you love America.
- 43:18Speaker 2: And he's waving out the side like he is in
- 43:21Speaker 2: a parade, and he's like miss America. So it's very funny.
- 43:25Speaker 1: So Michayla says, have you ever been to one of
- 43:27Speaker 1: those stores? And she points to a billboard it's a
- 43:30Speaker 1: sex shop. He's like what, and they're telling him. She's like, yeah,
- 43:34Speaker 1: you can get all sorts of sex stories. He goes,
- 43:36Speaker 1: I want to go to sex shop, and the talking
- 43:40Speaker 1: daddy says, I want to go. I want to go
- 43:42Speaker 1: to sex shop, and she goes, really, you even know
- 43:44Speaker 1: about the glory holes. She explains what a glory hole
- 43:47Speaker 1: is and she's like, you stick it through. You don't
- 43:49Speaker 1: know it could be a girl on those sides, because
- 43:51Speaker 1: if somebody bent over, could be a hand.
- 43:53Speaker 2: He was like what. She goes, yeah, that happens.
- 43:58Speaker 1: He goes, America very crazy, really really.
- 44:01Speaker 2: And I love that. They're like, this is America, the
- 44:04Speaker 2: greatest land in the world. This is our chicken place,
- 44:08Speaker 2: and this is a glory hole. What else do you'll need?
- 44:12Speaker 2: What else do you need? Sex and chicken?
- 44:15Speaker 1: So they look around the town and he goes, this
- 44:17Speaker 1: town is like an abandoned city. No one is outside
- 44:22Speaker 1: because people just aren't walking in the streets, you know. Yeah,
- 44:25Speaker 1: because they were in the downtown area, which is like
- 44:28Speaker 1: you know, tiny, and it could be like it's after five,
- 44:31Speaker 1: so everything closes down, like in the town I grew
- 44:33Speaker 1: up in, Like after five, nothing's happened in downtown because
- 44:35Speaker 1: the businesses are closed.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Oh and then talking to Eddy goes, this is going
- 44:40Speaker 2: to be very hard for me because I'm used to
- 44:42Speaker 2: like the hustle bustle of the city, and I'm scared
- 44:45Speaker 2: that people.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Here won't like Turkish people, and I know that I
- 44:49Speaker 1: will miss Turkey so much.
- 44:50Speaker 2: She's like, I know, babe, it is gonna be hard.
- 44:53Speaker 1: They came from this beautiful seaside town where he was
- 44:56Speaker 1: a boat captain.
- 44:58Speaker 2: It was one of the most beautiful be like Garner
- 45:03Speaker 2: views I've ever seen. Why care he lived?
- 45:05Speaker 1: Why can they live there? Okay, so the next scene
- 45:11Speaker 1: is uh, them arriving to the house.
- 45:14Speaker 2: The song that they played was, yeah, drive a big
- 45:19Speaker 2: truck yet it's loud as hell.
- 45:21Speaker 1: But that don't mean I can't treat a lady will.
- 45:25Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they arrive at her house. Not black people,
- 45:31Speaker 2: just kidding, No, I'm just leaving rely.
- 45:35Speaker 1: No, it didn't say that in the song.
- 45:36Speaker 2: Not all Southern people are racist.
- 45:39Speaker 1: Thank you, you're speaking to one.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Thank you. I know I'm sorry.
- 45:43Speaker 1: So they arrive at her house and he is like, oh,
- 45:48Speaker 1: he just like hugs and kisses are right.
- 45:49Speaker 2: When he gets in the house, he's like so happy
- 45:51Speaker 2: about the house. I was like, shower, please, someone shower.
- 45:55Speaker 1: The house is small, it is cute, it.
- 45:59Speaker 2: Is I couldn't I wanted to know who was watching
- 46:02Speaker 2: those dogs. Brandon, I think, well, he should have cleaned
- 46:07Speaker 2: up a little, like, oh no, the house looks like
- 46:09Speaker 2: I was like, the beds are barely made up.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Yeah, blankets everywhere. Yeah, she has four dogs.
- 46:17Speaker 2: She says she used to have two.
- 46:19Speaker 1: But recently she got two more and she doubled it.
- 46:22Speaker 1: She doubles her dog intake.
- 46:25Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
- 46:26Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 46:26Speaker 2: I do know when you have a fiance coming who
- 46:29Speaker 2: might not even like dogs. It's a lot of dogs.
- 46:32Speaker 2: It's a lot of dogs, and he doesn't. He seems
- 46:34Speaker 2: to like them, but he liked he doesn't want even
- 46:37Speaker 2: want them really inside, let alone like on the bed. Yeah,
- 46:41Speaker 2: why did you get to more? That? Maybe wasn't smart.
- 46:45Speaker 1: The talking head together, he says, the dogs very cute.
- 46:48Speaker 2: They stay outside.
- 46:49Speaker 1: They don't sleep with us, and she goes, yeah, they
- 46:52Speaker 1: will sleep with us, and he goes, yeah, I don't
- 46:54Speaker 1: like that, and she goes, well, we'll probably just have
- 46:56Speaker 1: to get a bigger bed. And he says, what about
- 46:59Speaker 1: in the morning, the thing you in the morning and
- 47:01Speaker 1: the libido And she goes, oh, you mean, like, oh here,
- 47:05Speaker 1: we call that morning wood warning wood. And he goes, yeah,
- 47:09Speaker 1: what about that, because in the morning sometimes you have
- 47:11Speaker 1: a snake that might want to bite. But there, she laughed.
- 47:16Speaker 2: They're very ready. They're very snake Okay, like, don't be
- 47:21Speaker 2: too don't brag. Okay, they're horrible. I couldn't more. I'm
- 47:28Speaker 2: just so concerned. Yeah, because I like them so much.
- 47:33Speaker 2: They I'm so cute.
- 47:35Speaker 1: So she shows in the bedroom and there's like doggie
- 47:38Speaker 1: stairs leaning up to the bed. He goes, these are
- 47:40Speaker 1: for me. She goes, no, they're for a little bit.
- 47:44Speaker 1: You can't get on the bed or wherever that dog's
- 47:46Speaker 1: name is. Yeah, he checks the headboard. He's like, I'm checking.
- 47:49Speaker 1: I mean so they I mean he's not worried about Halal.
- 47:52Speaker 1: I don't think no. So she shows in the bathroom.
- 47:55Speaker 2: Well, you know some of the people on the show,
- 47:57Speaker 2: it's that one rule is very very very important, and
- 48:00Speaker 2: one rule is not is more flexible if it means
- 48:04Speaker 2: he gets sex.
- 48:05Speaker 1: It's generally sex that they're flexible.
- 48:07Speaker 2: It's generally sex they're flexible about. Yeah, And the woman
- 48:11Speaker 2: has to cover her shoulders right, because that's important.
- 48:14Speaker 1: She shows in the bathroom and he goes, okay, so
- 48:16Speaker 1: where is the where is the thing? He goes, I
- 48:19Speaker 1: need the bathroom to wash the asshole, to wash the
- 48:22Speaker 1: asshole on the water, and she goes, no, you use this.
- 48:24Speaker 1: He goes, ooh no, And he goes, I don't use that.
- 48:27Speaker 1: She goes, you don't ever use that.
- 48:29Speaker 2: EO.
- 48:30Speaker 1: She's like, you have to have water. He goes, yes,
- 48:32Speaker 1: drift of the water. It goes up in there to
- 48:35Speaker 1: wash and h Then they joke about dingle.
- 48:37Speaker 2: Berries and she's just could clean the laugh so hard
- 48:42Speaker 2: about dingleberries, so hard about dingleberries. They are cracking each
- 48:46Speaker 2: other up so cute. It reminded me of that one
- 48:49Speaker 2: couple that she bought him the portable bidet, but then
- 48:53Speaker 2: she hadn't installed it, and then he was really cranky
- 48:57Speaker 2: about installing it, and then she hired a handyman to
- 48:59Speaker 2: come and stole it, and then he was mad about that.
- 49:02Speaker 2: He was mad because it was a man.
- 49:05Speaker 1: Even Mohammed, thank you, thank you.
- 49:08Speaker 2: Do you know I'm losing it because some of the
- 49:11Speaker 2: couples for next week on diaries, I had to google
- 49:14Speaker 2: who they were because I could not remember. I remembered
- 49:17Speaker 2: like one of their names, but not the other one. Yeah,
- 49:20Speaker 2: I'm losing it.
- 49:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean is her name was definitely Eve, but
- 49:22Speaker 1: I think.
- 49:23Speaker 2: It was with the why too, Remember it was WYV Yes, yes,
- 49:28Speaker 2: And he talked like this.
- 49:30Speaker 1: Remember he would be.
- 49:30Speaker 2: Like, you will fix it, you will get it done,
- 49:35Speaker 2: talk about goosefumps from the spiders. He creeped me out.
- 49:40Speaker 2: He would bore holes into your eyes and talk high
- 49:43Speaker 2: like a serial killer. She has a special needs on
- 49:45Speaker 2: and we were concerned. Oh I'm still concerned. But I
- 49:49Speaker 2: don't think they're together.
- 49:50Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, she he was banging other women.
- 49:52Speaker 2: I don't think they got married, or maybe they did,
- 49:54Speaker 2: but yeah, he was cheating.
- 49:57Speaker 1: So he's starting to unpack. She's like, what do you
- 49:59Speaker 1: want to unpack first? So he first pulls out like
- 50:02Speaker 1: a stuffed animal and says this is for our future babies,
- 50:05Speaker 1: and she's like.
- 50:06Speaker 2: Why why did you bring that?
- 50:08Speaker 1: And then he holds up a little pink baby sweater
- 50:11Speaker 1: and so because he keeps holding it.
- 50:13Speaker 2: Look it is.
- 50:14Speaker 1: It's this cute little pink baby sweater. And she was like, Okay,
- 50:19Speaker 1: that's weird that you brought that stuff right, and it
- 50:21Speaker 1: could have been like his mother was like, this was
- 50:24Speaker 1: like importance and take it in case.
- 50:26Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a baby next week?
- 50:28Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah no, And the talking head she goes, uh,
- 50:32Speaker 1: babies are not on my plate right now, and I
- 50:34Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know if they'll ever be on
- 50:36Speaker 1: my plate. And uh, I'm not super into it. I'm
- 50:39Speaker 1: just not. I've never been the kind of person who
- 50:41Speaker 1: wanted to felt like I needed to have a baby.
- 50:43Speaker 1: And the production's like, have you guys talked about this?
- 50:46Speaker 1: And she goes, no, I haven't sat him down and
- 50:49Speaker 1: had an honest conversation with him about this at all.
- 50:52Speaker 2: Just what he thought. There was a couple with no secrets.
- 50:58Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they discuss this If it's so, if it's
- 51:01Speaker 1: important to him, he should have brought it up.
- 51:03Speaker 2: That's horrible. Mallory lost me. You got it. He left
- 51:06Speaker 2: his whole life to come the most beautiful place I've
- 51:09Speaker 2: ever seen on a boat, and he came there, and
- 51:13Speaker 2: now you're not sure if your goal's even aligned.
- 51:16Speaker 1: But did he never ask or he did ask and
- 51:20Speaker 1: she didn't completely tell the truth.
- 51:21Speaker 2: That's what we don't know. Well, he is talking as
- 51:24Speaker 2: if it's like a done deal, like they're definitely gonna
- 51:27Speaker 2: have kids, like this will be for our child. So
- 51:30Speaker 2: it kind of seems like she had multiple opportunities to
- 51:35Speaker 2: maybe say something.
- 51:37Speaker 1: So her phone dings and she looks at it, and
- 51:40Speaker 1: he says, who's that And she goes, Oh, it's Brandon.
- 51:42Speaker 1: She goes, that doggie cam out there, like that belongs
- 51:44Speaker 1: to him. He's gonna come and pick it up. So
- 51:46Speaker 1: I was able to watch the dogs when I was gone,
- 51:48Speaker 1: And he's like, she goes, don't let that ruin your mood.
- 51:53Speaker 1: He goes, my mood is not destroyed. So the talking
- 51:57Speaker 1: to had she reminds us that she and Brandon are
- 52:00Speaker 1: just friends. They were in a situationship a long time ago,
- 52:03Speaker 1: but they're just friends and to her it's not inappropriate.
- 52:07Speaker 1: But Rash doesn't like it. He's gonna need to get
- 52:10Speaker 1: over it.
- 52:12Speaker 2: I feel like Brandon is pulling a power move. Does
- 52:14Speaker 2: he need that doggy cam this second? They both have
- 52:18Speaker 2: not even showered right, They literally just landed. You need
- 52:23Speaker 2: that doggy cam right now? Yeah?
- 52:26Speaker 1: Yeah, good point. So I've been talking ahead. Rash says,
- 52:29Speaker 1: this is very bullshit. This is my house now, I
- 52:33Speaker 1: am boss here, Mallory tell me calm please, calm please.
- 52:37Speaker 1: But I can take Brandy in a fight, brand.
- 52:42Speaker 2: I say. They say, Brandy, what to find X situationship redneck? Yeah? Great, good,
- 52:51Speaker 2: that's much better.
- 52:53Speaker 1: Blessing. Okay, let's move on to Asha and Maxwell. Who
- 53:01Speaker 1: you were doing this week? Lucky?
- 53:03Speaker 2: Yes? Oh God? Okay. Asia in her hero shot, she
- 53:08Speaker 2: is making prayer hands outside of a church. She's really
- 53:13Speaker 2: made God her whole personality. She's like, look at that church. Yes,
- 53:17Speaker 2: she needs to go to hobby lobby because just add
- 53:21Speaker 2: like one other thing. It's church and diamond painting like
- 53:25Speaker 2: one other like I have ninety day my whole personality
- 53:28Speaker 2: and dateline two things. I have two things that I'm
- 53:32Speaker 2: all about. Yeah, she's just God or nothing. So she
- 53:36Speaker 2: goes to the park and she sits by this pond
- 53:40Speaker 2: with her friend Patricia, and it literally says on her
- 53:44Speaker 2: chiron Asia asious friend and prophetess. Okay, it really says that.
- 53:52Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what her problem says, but we'll
- 53:54Speaker 1: take it.
- 53:55Speaker 2: So she says, I'm she's just telling Patricia, Patricia, Patrice Patricia.
- 54:02Speaker 2: I think Patricia is a normal way to say that word.
- 54:05Speaker 2: I don't know why. I'm struggling with it. So to me,
- 54:08Speaker 2: she kept she felt like a Patrice. I think that's
- 54:11Speaker 2: why that was hard for me. So she says, I
- 54:15Speaker 2: never thought that he would get denied. Maxwell is his name.
- 54:19Speaker 2: I'm never going to remember that until we meet him.
- 54:22Speaker 1: It's rough. Rough to remember Maxwell.
- 54:24Speaker 2: I don't know why, but it's I don't know. So
- 54:28Speaker 2: I never thought he would get denied because you know,
- 54:31Speaker 2: God is on my side, unlike those other heathens and
- 54:34Speaker 2: sinners that are getting denied all the time. That wasn't
- 54:37Speaker 2: supposed to happen here because I'm a good person and Jesus,
- 54:42Speaker 2: did you see my hero shot? So she says, I
- 54:46Speaker 2: really loved the K one visa fiance visa because it's quick.
- 54:50Speaker 2: But when he was denied, the interviewer said, you should
- 54:53Speaker 2: go for the spousal visa. The c's three PO c
- 54:58Speaker 2: R one question are one whatever thing And she's at
- 55:04Speaker 2: a crossroad. She said, my attorney doesn't can't tell me
- 55:07Speaker 2: what to do. So I'm just waiting to hear from God,
- 55:10Speaker 2: I e. You Patrice, Patricia. And so she tells us
- 55:15Speaker 2: Patricia's a prophetess and she can see or hear messages
- 55:19Speaker 2: from God. I thought you were that also, Asia know,
- 55:24Speaker 2: she just has a sink.
- 55:25Speaker 1: Song secret language. She just has a secret language.
- 55:29Speaker 2: She can He told her when the next in sink
- 55:31Speaker 2: Song was gonna play. She gets messages. They're just always
- 55:35Speaker 2: about top forty.
- 55:36Speaker 1: It's that's a great question as to why would she
- 55:42Speaker 1: believe Maybe they're both and too too Prophetes says, this
- 55:47Speaker 1: are better than what it's a prophet thing.
- 55:49Speaker 2: I would think they cancel each other out because if
- 55:51Speaker 2: one says one thing and one says the other thing, then.
- 55:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Maybe you have
- 55:57Speaker 1: to you have to level up to prophetess.
- 55:59Speaker 2: And she's not yeah right, yeah, it's like in scientology,
- 56:04Speaker 2: yeah right, right right, going up the ladder. Yeah yeah.
- 56:06Speaker 2: So she says, well, I should have said like an MLM.
- 56:09Speaker 2: It's like you have to get your upline down line whatever,
- 56:15Speaker 2: and you get to go on the cruise higher level
- 56:19Speaker 2: prophet is it? Yes? Yes, So she says, not once
- 56:24Speaker 2: have Patricia's messages not come to pass. She is, she's
- 56:28Speaker 2: a talented one. She prophetized that my husband was coming.
- 56:34Speaker 2: He's not coming. Watch not coming. Got denied. So something
- 56:39Speaker 2: she told you did not come to pass. Shoot, she
- 56:42Speaker 2: prophetized this show she interesting, And by prophetized, do you
- 56:49Speaker 2: mean she sent you the application link.
- 56:52Speaker 1: And said this sounds like the show for you?
- 56:54Speaker 2: Yes? And again that once again is not God sending
- 56:59Speaker 2: something your way. It is you going after something. You
- 57:03Speaker 2: signed up for a dating app and looked in Nigeria, right,
- 57:09Speaker 2: but God told you about the dating app.
- 57:11Speaker 1: Well, God put ninety day Productions into Patresea's algorithm on Instagram. Okay,
- 57:19Speaker 1: that's what happened.
- 57:20Speaker 2: Yes, God gave us Matt Sharp, of course, so they
- 57:27Speaker 2: hold hands to pray. It starts off very normal, like God,
- 57:32Speaker 2: it shall come to pass. Though it may tarry, it
- 57:35Speaker 2: will come to pass. And then it starts getting louder
- 57:40Speaker 2: and louder, with some other words being thrown in and
- 57:43Speaker 2: maybe speaking in just little tongues. And then Asha is
- 57:48Speaker 2: doing backup like a backup singer during the chorus, so
- 57:55Speaker 2: it's like she'll be quiet, but then she'll chime in,
- 57:58Speaker 2: and then they're harmonizing and then there's these geese all
- 58:02Speaker 2: around them that are quacking in Geese language and saying,
- 58:07Speaker 2: these bitches better shut the fuck up. I just wanted
- 58:10Speaker 2: a nice day at the park. This is where I live.
- 58:14Speaker 2: You have come into my home and you're acting crazy
- 58:17Speaker 2: like this. Yes, did I come to your house with
- 58:19Speaker 2: all the Jesus word art and quack all up in
- 58:23Speaker 2: the place. No, you wouldn't like that. You would call
- 58:25Speaker 2: animal control. So they are being loud, the two of them.
- 58:32Speaker 2: Women are being loud, and the geese are being even louder.
- 58:36Speaker 2: Asia starts crying because she's so moved. Patricia says, the
- 58:40Speaker 2: geese are going haywire. That means God is here with us. No,
- 58:44Speaker 2: these animals are agitated. Yeah, because you guys are screaming
- 58:50Speaker 2: in tongues. That's like saying God is at the slaughterhouse
- 58:55Speaker 2: because the pigs are crazy. Well, it's the same theory.
- 59:01Speaker 2: Those birds were unhappy.
- 59:03Speaker 1: Yeah, and geese are very aggressive.
- 59:06Speaker 2: And was bit by a goose.
- 59:08Speaker 1: I was waiting for one of them to come over
- 59:10Speaker 1: and be like, shut up.
- 59:11Speaker 2: Just beck beck. They break the skin. They will poke
- 59:15Speaker 2: your eye out. They're aggressive. Yeah, my brother had to
- 59:18Speaker 2: go get stitches. Oh, no, but we did get some
- 59:22Speaker 2: free nights at the timeshare.
- 59:26Speaker 1: Okay, good win when good?
- 59:28Speaker 2: Patricia says, I believe that God just told me that
- 59:33Speaker 2: you need to wait a little more, but it'll happen.
- 59:36Speaker 2: Just be patient. Is Asia paying for these sessions?
- 59:40Speaker 1: Because I hope not. I hope it's just a free
- 59:43Speaker 1: service at the church.
- 59:45Speaker 2: It feels very like that sort of general horoscope Crystal
- 59:51Speaker 2: Paul tar like it's gonna you will get more money. Yeah,
- 59:56Speaker 2: I can't say when, but if it doesn't happen this year,
- 59:59Speaker 2: you just haven't waited long enough.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Like I didn't say when. I just said it's going
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: to happen.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: I just said it's gonna happen. And Patricia's like saying
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: it's it'll just be paid, it'll happen. And then Patricia's
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: she asked, Patricia should I go to Nigeria? And Patricia's like, yeah,
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: I think you should go to Nigeria to see him
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: and pray with Maxwell and discuss things. And I was like,
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: what's there to discuss if it's all in God's hands?
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: But apparently you have to discuss how it's all in
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: God God's hands, I guess, And Asia says I came
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: here today depressed. But when Patricia says something, you can
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: put your bottom dollar on it, like she's in Annie.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: But but but Patricia didn't say anything, shouldn't say anything.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: No, And she told me that it's vital that I
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: go to Nigeria right away.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: I didn't hear that.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: I didn't rewind the tape. She did no such thing.
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: And she said, I'm going to go to Nigeria. And
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: I think God will tell me if we should redo
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: the K one visa, which we've already been told.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: There's like you can't, you can't do it.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: It's you have to wait like a ton or done that.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: You have to start completely over in the process. You
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: have to start over, or we should do the spousal visa.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: God will tell me. So again, there's nothing to discuss.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: And the lawyer has already told you.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: The lawyer has told you. Okay. So Asha says, I'm
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: going to steal some of these feathers that these stressed
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: out geese have shed all over this park and put
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: them in popping feathers off. They're so upset, and she goes,
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: I'm going to steal some of these feathers and put
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: them in my purse, and I was like, did God
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: tell you you're gonna get avy on flu? Because that's weird. Yeah,
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: don't do it. So she is now going to Nigeria immediately.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: So she has packed up all of this stuff. She
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: has a shirt for him that says, I love my baby,
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: and it's a photo of her eating pasta. That was
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: how I want the female to remember me.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: It is a photo of her with a fork a
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: pasta and her like a mouth like she's about to
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: eat it.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Okay, ladies, I don't know who needs to hear this.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Your man does not want to wear a shirt with
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: your face on it. His friends will never let him
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: live that down. And I don't even think you'd want
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: to have sex with him if you saw him wearing
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: that shirt.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: It's really and the worst picture ever, which is.
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: So cra I mean, maybe she really loves pasta. God
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: brought her that pasta and she didn't pick that picture
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: of Mary Payne. God picked that picture. It's a great point.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: It's a great point. So, I mean, she still looked
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: cute in it, but she was about to scarf down.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: She is so cute.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: She is so cute. So she says, if I find
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: out something about Maxwell on this trip that I didn't know.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: I am cutting ties? False, I doubt it. That's a
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: quick shit that happens every two percent on this show,
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: where someone actually finds something out and cuts ties.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: Oh, I was about to say, it happens with every
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: single couple. What do you mean?
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Oh? And cuts ties? And actually, yes, much ties? Right.
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: So she's bringing a bag of stuff for Maxwell that
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: she had bought for him for when he came to America,
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: but instead she's going to bring it to him. She's
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: big on beauty and Maxwell's self care, so she had
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: just sent him to the esthetician in Nigeria for a
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: chemical peel. Wow. She has made him her little beauty projects.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: She says, I've always been a visionary, but not about
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: not about like the world, making the world a better place.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: I see the potential in my man looks wise and
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: he's not there yet. But she sees the final product
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: of how hot Maxwell could be. Okay, and that's how
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: she defines a visionary, not like Steve Jobs or someone
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: like that, but she that's how she sees how hot
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: he could be. So she said, first of all, starting
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: at the top, working our way down, I would like
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: him to have a bit fuller of a hairline. It's
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: a little jagged. We call it the m Of course,
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: his skin needs a lot of help. We're seeing pictures.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: It's like they they were almost gonna draw arrows to
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: like the problem areas.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: But she said, he's going to get a hair transplant,
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: but for now, we're gonna do this.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: I was like, well that she yeah, she's like the
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: first Yeah, he's gonna need all these treatments. He's gonna
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: need some braces, he's gonna need a hair transplant. But
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: in the meantime, I've got him hair growth treatment for
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: his hair. I got him this body wash because he
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: gets a lot of acne on his chest, in his back.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: I got this retinol for his face. He gets acne there.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: I basically am disgusted by him, but I'm going to
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: turn him into the man of my dreams.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: She's going to put him in a bathtub and scrub
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: him up like Shaye and Annabel.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, so she says. She says, he probably thinks
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: I'm going overboard, but once he sees the results, he'll
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: know I'm right, and then he will leave me for
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: a hotter, younger model up grained. It's like putting a
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: man through med school and then once he becomes a doctor,
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: he leaves you for a younger, hotter wife. Yes, don't
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: make Maxwell too hot, because he's gonna find somebody else
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: at the church, I've.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Got to say another lady speaking in younger tongues, you know,
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: uh huh. Yeah.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: So she says, I don't want people to think I
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: don't take care of my man, so I can't have
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: him out here looking all gross and nasty. And I
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: was like, I thought vanity was against God. If you
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: were dating Jesus, would you buy special lotions to get
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: rid of those scars from being nailed up on the cross?
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: Wow?
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: Really, I mean this seems very sacrilegious, but whatever. So
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: she apologies. That was.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: It's not the worst thing you've ever said.
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Keep going No, So she video chats him and he says,
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: She says hi, and he goes, you're so beautiful, and
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: she says, have you been wearing sunscreen?
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: I think she's concerned because he had a peal, so
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: she wanted to make sure because he had that peel,
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: the he's wearing sunscreens so he's not going to get
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: a burn.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that is smart. So her mom, Juliet,
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: who is seems like she could be a lot of fun,
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: is going to come on the trip with her, and
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: she says she's protective of me as my mom, but
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: I also think she's kind of bored. Also, we did
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: learn from one of the More to Love scenes from
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: last week or the week before that they lived.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: Together big house. It's a very big house, so it.
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: Was Maxwell and Maxwell was going to live there too,
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: of course, a great house, much bigger than Debbie and
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Meadows apartment. So yes, yes, yes, yes. So Asha thinks
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: she has the best mom in the world, but also
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: she gets on my nerves and I hate her sometimes.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: So this is going to be a trying trip. Also,
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: his whole family's going to be there, his sister's going
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: to be there. They are going to discuss their next
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: steps in what their decision is going to be with
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: his family, her mom, she said, it's a huge life decision.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: We have to make it in my ten day trip. Also,
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: everyone is going to have an opinion, and I hope
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: there's no family drama on this trip. And then as
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: they're hanging up, she says, sunscreen every two hours. Also
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: do some pushups, get that body together.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: Love you.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: By love you, I meant I love your soul and
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: your inner body as well. Well.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: She's exhausting that just the talking and tongues alone.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: Does she like criticize everything he's eating? I hope not.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: I hope not, because he's very good looking and she's
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: very good looking, and she must have that in her brain,
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: like we.
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: Are this like hot couple, you know, right right think
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: because he has access to say all of that stuff
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: about her, then too, Oh well yeah, but in my brain,
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: if you're going to be telling him what to do
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: with his body and his yea in his hair and
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: everything he can say, I think you should get a
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: boop jump, and I think you should whiten your teeth,
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: and I think you should put down that pizza, and
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: I think you should you.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: Know, yeah, yeah, we'll see. Speaking to Debbie and Meadow,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: Meto has arrived. He's at the airport now, and he uh.
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: They walk out, He hugs Devin.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: They get in the car and they're in the back
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: and it's weird that Devin's in the front by herself.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: But Devon is like, oh, We're so glad you're here,
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: Like we were worried you weren't coming, And Debbie goes,
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: I didn't sleep all knives so.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Worried about it. Camera guy in the passenger seat.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: This was a go bro oh yeah, because the front
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: passenger seat was empty.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: Well, they'd want to hold hands. I don't know, well
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: or not.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: And Debbie's like, I didn't even sleep, and he goes, yeah,
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: it's funny. And she goes, is this something you like
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: to do in your culture? And he goes, yeah, in
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: Egypt we like to make surprise. Is so fun No,
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: I think he was.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: Just being a dick. I do it was? That was
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: just dicky.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Yeah. In the talking head, Devin says, yeah, I think
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: he should apologize for that and not be defensive and
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: just say he's sorry. But they arrived at the tiny park.
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: I will say she could be an actress because he
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: is not picking up on the fact that she hates
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: him the.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: Daughter so oh right, right right.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: I was like, you know, I felt like she could
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: have been a little more. She was not being super
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: obvious about it. She was kind of gritting her teeth,
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: but he wasn't picking up on it. I don't write,
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: like right, yeah, good point.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: So they arrived at the apartment and she shows him
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: her eggs that she collects that's like, you know, there's
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: sparkly and you open them up and there's something in them.
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: And she's very into these eggs.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: And they are not like Faberge eggs, No, they were not.
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: And they joke around about the place being small, and
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: she's like, well, for the past few months, I didn't
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: need a big apartment because it was just me a
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: little bit. Devon was living in Germany. So now we
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: do know why Devin lives there and sleeps with her
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: mom because she was living in Germany, but like they knew.
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: He was, but I still don't know. That still doesn't
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: answer the question like does she not she must not
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: have a job or is saving up for an apartment? Right?
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: Didn't she get her own apartment? Then?
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: Yeah, why is Devin living there? So she shows him
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: their bedroom and she goes, I have a surprise for you,
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: and so, of course normally that surprise would be lingerie,
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: but she puts on this black and red checkered like
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: buffalo checkered flannel up to the neck down to the
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: feet nightgown.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: That was funny. Yeah, She's like, look at this.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: See I'm not tempting you. He thinks it's hilarious.
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: He does. They are joking around like they could be
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: a fun couple. It's like a mom and her gay
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: son you're really proud of?
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: Is that is exactly what it's like. And so and
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: he're talking to her. She says she hasn't lived with
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: the man in twenty years and hadn't had sex and
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: ten years. They make a pillow wall, and he's very
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: adamant about the pillow wall. He's adding pillows. He's making
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: sure they're even.
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: I don't want to touch you.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: Make sure we get all the pillows in this entire
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: apartment building between us on this bed. He says he's
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: a virgin because of his religion. He's a Muslim.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: He's not even supposed to.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: Share a bed. So that's why they have to build
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: the pillow wall. It's two pre teckt both of them.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: And the producer says, do you worry that you and
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: Debbie won't be sexually compatible? And he goes, ah, Well,
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: gues this is something in my culture. You know, if
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable with her, like what would I do
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: when I leave her?
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Like I don't know?
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: I mean okay, So the next morning I have and
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: I'm not going to next morning eighty nine days to
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: wed and she says, it's so amazing to wake up
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: decks to the man I love and the talking head.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: He says, the pillow wall works. But I told her
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: to behave Sometimes there would be a hand and I'd
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: say no, no, no.
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: So they're going to do a tour of New Orleans.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: Mito takes a while to get ready because he now,
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: this is a full grown woman with a full face
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: and makeup. Her hair is fully done, long hair, everything.
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: And she says it takes him forever. We have never
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: seen so many e lotions and potions in sprays. So
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: this is what Maxwell's got out looking.
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: Out for him. Would he get seriously, what does this
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: man smell? Like? What was all of that? There's it's
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: like spray something on the wrist, spray something under his arms,
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: spray something on each item of clothing. Yeah, goes on.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: It was so much spraying.
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: It was like a cloud of yeah things, things in
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: his hair, behind it, like literally every inch of his
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: skin and clothing was totally covered.
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: So they're going to go do a tour of New Orleans,
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: which will be fun, and he takes forever to get ready,
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: and he comes out and she is in a I
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: wouldn't even call it a tank top. I call it
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: just like a sleeveless top because it was all the
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: way up to the neck. And he goes, oh, I know,
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: I don't like this. She goes, what and he goes,
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: I don't like this. Are you kidding me with this?
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: No?
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Shees, I have to change, and he goes, you have
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: to hide your shoulder, and she goes, okay, not long
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: sleeves though, and he goes, no, you just have to
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: hide your shoulder.
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: I was like, I'd be like, fuck off. I know,
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: fuck off. We are wearing matching tank tops right now.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: He's in a taktop top.
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: Sir. I guess that it's different rules in your religion
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: for men. But again, that's where I don't like it,
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: because because the men having dirty thoughts, we have to
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: punish the woman. And she has to be hot in
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: that LUs because of a shoulder in New Orleans heat.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: So I'm talking to her, she goes they're together, and
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: she goes, I get the modesty thing, but it's New Orleans.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: It's hot as a crawfish pot. Here it's it's a
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: little bit of shoulder. And then you're going out in
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: those pants and you can see everything in those pants.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: And he goes, what and he laughs, He goes, I'm
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: just a sexy man.
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: Were those not leggings? I swear he was wearing black
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: leggings and a tank top. They were legging. He's wearing
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: athleisure where like he's going to a pilates class like
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: a lady would, like.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: A lady would.
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: Yes, they're wearing matching outfits. They're wearing matching leggings, and.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: Yeah, because could have been her leggings. So they tour
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: around New Orleans and she goes, you know what I
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: love so much about New Orleans is you could be
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: whatever you want here. Everybody's so different. So they go
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: to Bourbon Street.
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: You leggings, You could be a man wearing leggings, could
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: be a man in.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: Your Lulu limits headed to Pilate's fine.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: It is fine, by the way, we both think it's fine.
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: I want to be very clear.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: I'm just saying this man doesn't have a leg to.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: Stand on exactly with his outfit, Okay, exactly.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: So they go to Bourbon Street and she goes this
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: is the street where it's really wild. Here's where all
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: the strip clubs are. And they joke around and he goes, oh,
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: I'm going to go to these while you're asleep.
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: Waint quink, No you're not.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: He's having her take a million photos. He's explaining like
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: do this, do that, and the photos were telling. The
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: photos were telling.
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: They were his posing.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: His posing is really something.
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: There's lots of hands on hips, a lot of little
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: hand gestures.
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: A lot of like stopping, look John.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: Yeah, just the difference between Maddie when he came to
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: New Orleans and I'm sorry, Maddie of Stevia, Maddy, not
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: Maddie of Reality Gaze. He would love it. Maddie was
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: horrified by the sex shops and the lingerie and the
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: beads and all of that. I thought it was but
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: Mito is like, oh, hilarious, I'll go in. You know.
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: It's just it's just, I mean, they're different people, so
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: of course they would have different reactions. I don't know
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: where I'm going with this. Yeah, he's he's not at
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: all uncomfortable, like.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Oh, cover your eyes. So in the talking head, he
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: says regarding the pictures, he says social media is very
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: important for my acting career, and you know, I want
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: to be a big star, usually famous, a big start.
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: We got it. But again, this is the mom and
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: her proud son that she is taking photos of, and
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: she's like, which filter do you want me to use?
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: Yea me and like, he's it gets one of her directions,
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: so they go.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: Get it, get a juice, and he says, how far
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: are we from Hollywood, like the town of Hollywood, And
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: she goes, what by car or by playing?
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: He says by car and she goes, oh, it's a
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: couple of days driving. He goes, what, at least he's
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: not even multiple. I thought that what I thought it
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: was closer than that. She goes, no, and you'd be
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: driving for a couple of days. And he goes, huh, well,
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: I really wanted to go ahead and get my career started,
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: so we could go ahead and just live there in Hollywood,
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: and she goes, no, I don't know anybody that lives there.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: He says, well, I left everyone and everything there in Egypt,
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: my home and my career and my friends, so you
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: could move from New Orleans to Hollywood. Oh, and she's
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: just looking at him. She goes, you know, it took
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: so long to just get you here, so let's just
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: enjoy that for the minute. He goes, I you know,
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: I've got big dreams. I didn't come here to play around.
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, yeah, okay, and here talking to her,
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, it's a little bit concerning. It's a
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: little bit concerning. He's not mentioned our relationship once. He's
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: just mentioning these dreams of Hollywood.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, could he not have googled any of this?
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: I think he just looked at it at a map
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: of the United States and you just see where Louisiana
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: is and it's sort of to the left in the
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: southern West, a little bit in the Southern States, and
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: thought it's probably not that far. Yeah, just a little
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: google of how far is it to drive from New
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: Orleans to Hollywood, California. So, eighty one days to wed
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: they're at the apartment. They're packing, So she pretty quickly
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: got this apartment situation sorted. Mito is again spraying and
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: fluffing himself up in the bathroom, and she says, today's day.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: We're moving to a new apartment. I called my manager
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: about getting a two bedroom and he has a two
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: bedroom in a different building a few blocks away. So
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: they're packing in the eggs and she's like, Okay, you
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: look really great for the move. We're moving today.
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a teenage son, like, yes, see what
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: I would imagine you trying to get John to help
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: you guys do a move.
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: Yes, he'd be like flipping the hair. So they're in
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: the new place and they go to see it. It's
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: much bigger, it looks way more spacious for three people.
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: But he's barely talking and he says, I'm so tired now,
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: I just want to see my room, my room, And
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: she goes, okay, well we can go and see it.
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: So them talking heads, she says, I don't know what
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: his deal is. On the way to the apartment, we
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: got in a fight over something very stupid. Now he's
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: acting like a toddler. He wanted a video of him
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: driving the truck and instead I just did a photo
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: and he just went off on me. Got so mad,
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: I don't document my life every two seconds, like this
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: is not necessary, and they show the photo of him, like,
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: look at me, big boy driving for the first time.
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: Right, it was exactly like this.
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: It's like, I got my driver's license today. Let's go mom.
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: So he walks through the.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: Kitchen, it's like looking around. She goes, well, I don't
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: have everything here yet. He's just like eye roll and
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: walks out. And they asked him about what the problem is,
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: and he says the argument started when I required from
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: her a video, but she took a photo and so
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: I said it's okay, hobbybe we can do it again.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: And she got all mad and she threw the phone
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: at my face. She should be running up to me
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: and saying she's sorry, but she's not. Now what do
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: you think happened? Do you think I think she was like,
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: we don't have time, we're were days. She just said
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: I'm not doing it and threw it back.
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: He says to her, I am not happy, and she goes, great,
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: me neither. And then she goes, do you want to talk?
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: You want to go ahead and talk? Are you ready?
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: And he goes, I can't. I don't feel good. I
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: must take to the bed. He literally like has the
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: vapors is like his hand on his head.
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: He's an actor, yes he is what actors are very
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: you're curial and.
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: I'm talking ahead she says, I will not be continuously
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: treated like a doormat.
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: I will not let him speak to me that day.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: That way, I'm going to give it his time and
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: he can rest, but then we're going to have to
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: have a real conversation. And it is like, my kid's
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: in trouble, and go to bed and we'll talk about
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: it in the morning.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Once you're out of your funk, done throwing
- 1:21:53Speaker 2: a tantrum, we'll talk about it.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: We'll talk when you're able to be calm and speak,
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: to be calmly.
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: And use your big boy words.
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: Yeah, next time. On Asha is headed to see Maxwell
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: and we see him on the plane and she says,
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: we have major decisions to make here and not a
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: lot of time. We see her jump on him at
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: the airport, and it seemed like such a stage thing.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: Did you see because she's standing there, It's like the
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: production goes one, two, three, She's like, oh on three,
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: oh okay, and then she runs it, jumps on it
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: seems very stage to check it out when it comes on.
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: Edward arrives at Marissa's huge home and he's not like,
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: not only have I ever had a home, I've never
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: seen anything like this, and she starts telling him the rules,
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: like no shoes in the house, you gotta do this,
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: like and so it's that's gonna be again, mother and son.
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: Katie and Josh go to their new apartment and we
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: see her joking around telling him like, oh god, it
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: was so crazy because everybody was like, oh, why are
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: you always asking me to kiss you on the lips?
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I'm so crazy and wacky. And
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: he says, I really, you.
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: Got to stop.
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: This is very disrespectful to me. Yeah, okay, good. Debbie
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: says to Mito, you can't get mad at me if
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: I make one little mistake and he says, you didn't
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: even say you're sorry.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: We see Rash and Mallory at a redneck style costume
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: party they're obviously having like this is America redneck thing.
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Hurry because he's wearing like a do rag and like
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: a mullet costume.
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: Talking head.
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: Rash says, I don't want to see Brandon. I hate.
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: I don't want him to be friends with my wife.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: So we see him approach Brandon so o and the
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: next time we go see him talk to Brandon, and
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: he says, I have a problem and I want to
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: talk to you, and that's it.
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: And that's it.
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: Guys, do we have Kimberly's Corner this week? Do we
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: have things to discuss? Yes?
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: We do, we do.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: Okay, you seem to not be paying attention there for sorry.
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: Someone's writing me? Are they going to pick me up?
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: Am I going to have dinner with my family tonight? Okay?
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: I want to know if I am eating pizza?
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: Do they have vegan options? Then she's not going.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: No, I don't want vegan pizza. I hate vegan mozzarella cheese. Yeah,
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: that would be gross. That'd be gross. They haven't nailed cheese,
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: mozzarella or cheese. There's some cheeses, but not mozzarella. It's
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: a tick tricky. So this episode is called Dear Diary.
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: I kissed my best friend and it is Tiffany is
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: our main person? Thirty four. She says, my ninety day
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: journey started when I met a demon the father of
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: my child.
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: Yes, I hope he's not seriously of my daughter.
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: So she's dating We saw a flash, you know. Hunt
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: for Love. Ronald Irish Ronald Ronald number two is who
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: her most recent guy she was. She was going to
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: propose to him, but then he had to go back
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: to Ireland last minute. Since then, my relationship status has
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: changed and my husband is visiting me. Now, I screamed, what,
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: But it's Tim. It's a joke. It's just Tim in
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: his fur coat visiting her in those high boots in
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: the fur coat. Look, look, we see Tim on and
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: Jennifer and his first trip to see her and that
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: was a disaster, and then he went on for love
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: and he and Tiffany became best friends and their platonic
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: husband and wife. And she tells him that Ronald number
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: two found her ring and he told her, don't propose,
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: because I'm the man I should propose to you. So
- 1:25:55Speaker 2: she did it. Then she went to visit him in
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: Ireland and he didn't propose, and then he was coming
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: to visit her, but then he pushed his flight back
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: a month and she felt like he wasn't fighting for
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: her and she wasn't a priority, and she broke up
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: with him. So Tim says, yeah, he's too beta for you,
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: which is hilarious coming from Tim, and so she's he says,
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: you need to be treated like a queen. And you
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: need to get a ton of attention. He wasn't willing
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: to do all that, so we need to find you
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: someone else. And then they're driving around and he says,
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: did you think I was gay when we met? And
- 1:26:34Speaker 2: she says, no, I thought you were into some I
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: thought you were straight, but into some kinky shit. And
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: then he tells a story about the first time he
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: hooked up with Veronica and he was really nervous and
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: they she stuck her finger somewhere. That freaked him out
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: and they almost ended it because she stuck her finger.
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: Oh vera why but.
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: Because he was having trouble like finishing, I guess, so
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: she thought that that would help, but it freaked him out.
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: And he says to Tiffany, what would a man have
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: to do to do get butt play with you? And
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: she says, upgrade my car. And she says Tim has
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: been really pessimistic lately about dating. I want him to
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: try dating again. So I'm taking him to get a
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: spray can. And so he is getting the spray can
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: and he's squealing and squirming and squealing he is and
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: he's like like this, and he's in like an underwear
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: and he's like the liquid is freezing and my bulge
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: isn't looking too good because it's so cold, and he goes,
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: but as you get older, you stop caring so much
- 1:27:43Speaker 2: about all of that. I was like, okay, So she
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: says she wants to cheer him up, and she has
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: invited Cole to visit also the same weekend, and the
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: three of them are like a trio of best friends. Cole,
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: she first thought he was a douche when they met
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: at Hunt for Love. She's like, oh, you're a pilot,
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: but then she found out he's a sweet baby angel
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: and I was like him, Cole cole a, Cole cole a.
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: But he's dating Psycho Jennifer and she's like, so I
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: am friends with the two guys that both and then
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: she makes a gesture like they both there they're wieners touched,
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: and then she starts doing like a weird scissoring gesture
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: with her pretend wieners.
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: But Tim never was Jennifer.
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: Tim tried but didn't actually do it. Yes, yeah, Rob
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: Rob did great point. So Tim and Cole didn't really
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: like each other on Hunt for Love, but then they
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: became really good friends. They both are gamers and they
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: talk to each other like every day, and the three
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: of them make this strange trio. So they make him
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: a sign for the airport that says welcome home, Daddy,
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: because Cole is like their child, and they call it
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: each other mommy and daddy. So Cole is like their child.
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: And welcome Why wouldn't say welcome home child, Welcome home daddy.
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, okay, all right? And then Cole is
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: thirty from Dana Point, which is my neck of the woods.
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: So he says he and connected with Jennifer on a spiritual, mental,
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: and physical level. I was like, gross, I don't feel
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: like you did either any of those things. Physical, may
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: be physical, physical, but she was lying to him when
- 1:29:35Speaker 2: they were on Hunt for Love. But all of that
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: was forgiven because she chose him in that final rose
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: ceremony that was made up on the spot. And that's
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: never the point of the show, yep. So they have
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: each visited each other multiple times. She's visited him in California,
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: he's gone to Columbia twice. But things have been strained lately.
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: So they go to a Christmas tree farm because Tim
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: wants h Tiffany to get a real tree because she
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: only has a fake tree, and Cole carries Tim onto
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: the haywagon like he's carrying her over the thresh, him
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: over the thread, the threshold, and they're with her little
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: daughter who's kind of grown now, and they then she
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: decides she's gonna make over Tim's dating profile. She doesn't
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: like his pictures. She's in a lot of his pictures.
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: He even has a picture of him with Jennifer.
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: I think he's doing all that for clout, don't you.
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: Well, he says, I'm doing it like I don't give
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: a fuck, like I do the opposite of what everyone's
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: advice gives me on my dating profile, because that's the
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: vibe I'm trying to go off and on his motto
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: or whatever, it says like do you hate life and people?
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: We might be made for each other. I thought that
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: was kind of funny way.
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: To attract a girl that's yeah, a goth.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: Yeah, so Cole. They keep asking Cole about jen of her,
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: and he keeps avoiding the topic. So later that night
- 1:31:02Speaker 2: he says, well, basically, the last time she visited, she
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: made the whole trip about herself. Shocking. That doesn't sound
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: like her at all, or the woman that you met
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: and showed you who she was immediately weird, so she said.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: He says, basically, our whole relationship has been like me
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: trying to make her a better person, which is probably
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: give up. Give up. She's not going to Also, that's
- 1:31:35Speaker 2: not your job. Also, how like weird White Savior are
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: you that you're trying to meet your girlfriend a better person?
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: Why are you even dating her if she's such a
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: bad person. It's the third show she's been on. She's
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: not changing. She's not changing, right, And he says, the
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: good times with her are like Nirvana, but then the
- 1:31:54Speaker 2: bad times are really toxic. She loves to throw things,
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: She threatens to break all of my things as it's bad,
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: and Tim says, yeah, she's not going to change, and
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: it's not your job to change someone. You shouldn't be
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: trying to change someone in a relationship, like break up
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: with her and he's like should I And they're like,
- 1:32:15Speaker 2: do it right now, and so it all feels very fake.
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: And they're chanting and they're like call her, call her,
- 1:32:21Speaker 2: and so he calls her. This felt very fake. He says,
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: I've come to the conclusion that this relationship is toxic
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: and I have decided that I should break up with you,
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: like he's reading a script, and she hangs up with him.
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: I don't feel like she was even on the phone.
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: I feel.
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: He was just talking too, like his own voicemail.
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So he is like, Okay, I did it.
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: She hung up with me. She hung up on me,
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: And they're like, okay, you did it. You're single, yay.
- 1:32:55Speaker 2: And so then they all sleep in the same bed, okay,
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: And then they go out the next day and to
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: a bar and they start talking about first kisses, which
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: leads to Tiffany and Tim kissing each other and she
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: says that was actually a really good kiss. She's like,
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: for a second, I actually was like had to remind
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: myself that was Tim, that's my friend.
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: And then he says, yeah, I enjoyed it.
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: I mean she's beautiful, but you know, I wouldn't want
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: to ruin our friendship by trying anything so like kissing
- 1:33:30Speaker 2: with tongue. Yes, it was very kissy, and Paul is watching, going,
- 1:33:35Speaker 2: oh my god, and then she says, I actually see
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: like a change in Tim. Immediately. She's like, I've been
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: told my kisses are magic before, and I really think
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: my kiss gave him his spark back, because then he
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: heads off to the bathroom and he stops and talks
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: to some girls at a table and gets one of
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: their numbers, and she's like, I healed him, I gave
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: him his spark bag. He's going to try day now.
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: Oh my god, my kisses are magic. And then she's like, wait,
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: he kissed me and now he's getting another girl's number.
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: But it was very It was all funny and fine,
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: and then they really feel like they cheered each other up.
- 1:34:13Speaker 2: She was sad from her breakup with Ronald and Cole.
- 1:34:17Speaker 2: They convinced him to break up with Jennifer and Tim.
- 1:34:21Speaker 2: They got to try dating again. So she says, I
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: feel like a dating fairy godmother. And then they leave
- 1:34:28Speaker 2: and she's like, my boys and they all left as
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: better people.
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: The whole diaries was just them, literally, just them. Wow wow, Okay, but.
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: Next time we have First of all, we see this
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: lady with a baby, and I was like, who is that?
- 1:34:47Speaker 2: And then I was like, Citra is that her name?
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: Cidra?
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: And then so I had to look that up. Citra
- 1:34:53Speaker 2: and Sam who had no jaw he did drugs? Do
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: you remember no?
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: No like bottom teeth right, no, bottom teeth.
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: He they have this cute baby. Apparently he relapsed and
- 1:35:08Speaker 2: she's really mad and I don't know what's going to happen.
- 1:35:12Speaker 2: So because like avoided jail.
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: Time by like, but he had to do something, but
- 1:35:18Speaker 1: then he forgot to sign up, I got.
- 1:35:20Speaker 2: To sign send the paper in or something. So now
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: he has relapsed on drugs presumably, so that's bad.
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: Her sister married his brother, yes, that's right. Yes, and
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: they have a baby now too, yes.
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's crazy. So her sister moved to America. Yes,
- 1:35:39Speaker 2: where so they're okay? Yeah, and then Sean Tell's girlfriend,
- 1:35:43Speaker 2: Ashley is going to propose to her.
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: This has been going on for a year.
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: I didn't care when it.
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: Happened on social media in the black outfits and they
- 1:35:53Speaker 2: go to that like.
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: I'll do it obviously.
- 1:35:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: Whuld she think they were doing a photo shoot?
- 1:35:58Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? And then Corey and Evelyn wow wow Ecuador. Yes,
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: so apparently she got her residency to finally move to
- 1:36:12Speaker 2: Washington because I thought they were running like a surf bar,
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: a surf sheck.
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: I thought they like owned on the hotel bar on
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: the beach, and she hated Washington hated Remember.
- 1:36:24Speaker 2: She also hates him though, yeah, right, right, right, right, right,
- 1:36:27Speaker 2: right right. She hated everything about him like I.
- 1:36:30Speaker 3: Thought you was, Oh my god, and she her sisters
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: hated him and they fed them beef testicles without telling him.
- 1:36:40Speaker 2: Uh huh oh, this is all coming back to me now.
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:36:45Speaker 2: So, but they're moving to Washington State and they are
- 1:36:51Speaker 2: sitting with his mom and she says, so, how long
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: are you staying here? And he says, well, there's something
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: I haven't told Evelyn, and she says, I'm going to
- 1:37:01Speaker 2: be sick, and she storms off. So he maybe didn't
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: tell her how long they were living with his mom.
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: I'm sure I can't believe we're seeing them again. Though.
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: He says to his mom there's something I haven't told Evelyn,
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: and mom storms off and says, I'm going to be sick.
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: No, Evi, Evelyn, Oh, I kept a ninety day secret.
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: What never happens, never happened. And he has tricked her
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: into coming to Washington by maybe not saying we're going
- 1:37:30Speaker 2: to be living with my mom, even though you hated
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: living with my parents last time.
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that was their original murder farm.
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, and then his dad died, and then this
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: is all coming back to me. I had to google them.
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: When they came back. He was able to.
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: Come back for the funeral, but she couldn't come to
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: the funeral because like something happened with her paperwork.
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: Now did she cheat on hammer? Did he cheat on her? Shh?
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: Both. She was cheating on him with like a dude
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: from the beach. Like he was like, yeah, see that
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: guy all the time. Yeah, and then he they broke up.
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: And he started doing someone else at the Ecuador he left.
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: I think he went to a different country.
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: He went to like Peru or something, but then COVID
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: hit and he had to go back to Ecuador and
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: live with her, even though he'd been living with this
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: other girl. Yes, yes, okay, it takes a long time,
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: but to come back, but it does. It doesn't actually
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: come back, actually won't. Little spark of information and then
- 1:38:28Speaker 1: I'm like.
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: That's wrong. Huh, that's true. But she is very hot. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:38:34Speaker 2: I mean she looks a little older and he looks
- 1:38:36Speaker 2: a little older, but they still look kind of yeah.
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: I mean they had only fans, the two of them.
- 1:38:42Speaker 2: Oh, good for them, I think separately, not together. Oh,
- 1:38:45Speaker 2: because it was like a picture of his ass.
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: He's like, I'm on only fans, here's my ass. Like, okay, okay,
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: nobody asked for that, nobody wants that. It's so mean.
- 1:38:56Speaker 2: That's just in general, I just don't need to see
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: anyone's ass. I want to say that.
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: Last week on a Date with Dateline, you guys covered
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: an episode that was almost the exact same story of
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: McKinzie Schrilla's crash, but it was a whole different crash. Yeah,
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: it was a different girl in a different crash.
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: Right, because I watched the crash and we needed a
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: repeat to cover because Dateline was a repeat, and so
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: I remembered this date Line from like fifteen years ago.
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: Crazy, well, I listened to that. I don't know what
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: you were talking about, but I listened to the whole thing.
- 1:39:31Speaker 2: It's very funny. Oh, thank you crossing the line. I mean,
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: there were people that died.
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: Mary Payne, Kimberly, don't fastize me for giving you a
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: compliment about your comedy murder podcast.
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: Thank you. Yes, it was very funny.
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: It was good to talk about how Keith was just
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: leaning on the air. Keith was leaning on the air.
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: He's just leaning, but there was nothing.
- 1:39:54Speaker 2: That I need, Like, if there's a stool right there,
- 1:39:58Speaker 2: why aren't you leaning on the fence? Just leans on nothing? Yes,
- 1:40:04Speaker 2: strong core muscles. But it was a fascinating case. We
- 1:40:08Speaker 2: still don't know what to think about this one either,
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: like it's less I feel like this one's less cut
- 1:40:13Speaker 2: and dry than or less obvious as the crash. Right.
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: I think with this girl, just from listening to your recap,
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: it didn't seem as.
- 1:40:26Speaker 2: This this this bitch be Craig.
- 1:40:27Speaker 1: Cry like like McKinsey shrills.
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: Like I mean she could she for sure could be.
- 1:40:34Speaker 2: She definitely was threatening to crash her car to get
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: to get back at her boyfriend. Attention. Yeah, text messages attention,
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: but she could have just been texting irresponsibly and then
- 1:40:47Speaker 2: crashed her car.
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: And then the seat belt office also strange.
- 1:40:50Speaker 2: That was strange well, but as some people pointed out,
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: maybe because she dropped her phone she took her seatbelt
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: off to like reach out because she has to keep
- 1:40:58Speaker 2: texting him, Uh it before car play when you could
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: just speak in texts? Yeah, like no, no, would you
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: like to reply?
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: No?
- 1:41:09Speaker 2: No? I saw it all day long, be like so
- 1:41:11Speaker 2: so is did you a text? Would you like to reply? No?
- 1:41:15Speaker 1: Whenever my air tags when I leave the house, I'd
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: be like, air tags will tell you you've left three
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: items behind, and it'll be like you've left doneada, I
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: go stop. And then I'm always walking the dogs and
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: they're always like, I'm not you. He's talking but talking
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: to me, Surrey, but telling me all the ship that
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: I left lying you have left mpg's iPad at seven
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: zeros are saying my address. I'm like, stop, I don't
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: care care. I've got air tags in our golf carts
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: at the beach, and I'll be like, you have left
- 1:41:43Speaker 1: a golf cart. Stop, I don't care. That's neither here
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: nor there. But this girl didn't have that. And that
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: was a really good episode. I listened to that, you
- 1:41:53Speaker 1: guys said, so I tran to let you know that
- 1:41:55Speaker 1: I laughed out loud at.
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: Your er show. I so appreciate that.
- 1:42:00Speaker 1: So everybody make sure you're following Katie and Kimberly. Their
- 1:42:02Speaker 1: podcast is a date with dateline. It's at Date Dateline
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: and also it is a date with Kay and Kay
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: on YouTube. While you're there, give them a subscribe, and
- 1:42:11Speaker 1: then while you're there, going over and subscribe to me.
- 1:42:14Speaker 1: That's where you can watch this episode on YouTube, Pink Shade,
- 1:42:18Speaker 1: Pink Shade Bunkies, you'll find it. And later this week
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: we'll do We're doing Welcome to platfor rewatch, you and
- 1:42:25Speaker 1: I are doing Welcome to Plaithful season eight.
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: What I was raging out watching platfl earlier, oh I
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: before we started recording. I need to know then I'm
- 1:42:37Speaker 2: just double raging. I'm going to be I'm going to
- 1:42:39Speaker 2: be watching it right after this. I'm going to be
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: watching both of them to do my notes.
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: So there's that, and then I've got Reality Rocks on
- 1:42:47Speaker 1: this week. Roxanna Chen, who does Reality Rocks, She's going
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: to be on this week talking Bravo in ninety Day,
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: and then of course Kimberly and I'll be back on
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: Friday on Prime to chat about the new season of
- 1:43:00Speaker 1: ninety Day. The Last Resort Murder Therapy Murder is we
- 1:43:08Speaker 1: have to come up with a funny, funny, funny name
- 1:43:11Speaker 1: for it. Jake and Matt are calling it TMU Traders. Yeah,
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: we're gonna have to come up with something funnier than
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: Jake and Matt for sure.
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna leave that up to you. Therapy in
- 1:43:21Speaker 2: a kilt, kill therapy, kill therapy, or kill therapy. Some
- 1:43:27Speaker 2: of these people should just kill each other.
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: They just they're already divorced. They're already divorced. That's it, everybody.
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: We will see you next week or we'll see you tomorrow,
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: depending on what you're listening to.
- 1:43:37Speaker 2: Okay, Bye,