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OUTRO: Just Table It · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Listen can I feels.
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: What's Upkeezy's up? Very quiet?
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  Speaker 2: I had a meeting man than you were. You were
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  Speaker 2: not into it.
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  Speaker 3: I was very well, to be honest, it was yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you had a meeting today, just now. We were just
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  Speaker 3: in it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Now I thought you'd had a previous
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  Speaker 1: meeting and maybe maybe you were like sort of just
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  Speaker 1: processing that meeting. I had a bit of a meeting
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  Speaker 1: today too, but we go.
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  Speaker 2: Be prilliant.
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  Speaker 1: It was okay, Field, Yeah, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: You know when it's really weird the way he just
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  Speaker 3: behaved just then, that's really weird.
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  Speaker 2: You're weird.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you contact someone ye to do a
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  Speaker 1: job for you and they get back and you go there,
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  Speaker 1: go yeah, that's great, that's great. Just let me know
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  Speaker 1: what's sort of happening with it, and then I'll get
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  Speaker 1: back to you.
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  Speaker 3: Is it the picture hanging guy?
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  Speaker 1: And then you send them all the details in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't hear back from them. That's all gay
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  Speaker 1: meant to be coming. There's no date set sometime this week.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just weird because when I respond. When I
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  Speaker 1: send it the first time, it was quite a quick response,
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  Speaker 1: and today there's been no response.
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  Speaker 2: Dating the dating world, man, No, I wouldn't. He's got
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  Speaker 2: I think he's gotten till the end of the day
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  Speaker 2: to get back to you. If he hasn't got them
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  Speaker 2: back to you by the end of the day tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: then you then you've got a problem. Then I've done
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  Speaker 2: something wrong. He's running a business. He should get back
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  Speaker 2: to you by the end of the day. But at
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  Speaker 2: the same time he shouldn't drop everything. No, that's right,
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  Speaker 2: that's getting from you. I'm not meaning to have any
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  Speaker 2: kind of criticism.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, you know, that's all g it is
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  Speaker 1: because I know, especially when you're working with trade sometimes
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  Speaker 1: they can be a bit laxa daisical, getting bad, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. And house and and we've discussed
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  Speaker 1: this many times. But the idea of I'll be here
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  Speaker 1: then is never really when they're going to be there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you find that me?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, no, because I'd usually hang the photos up myself.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not this isn't picture, This isn't picture chat.
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  Speaker 3: Have you had a coffee or something?
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  Speaker 1: And then I asked, pugs or a red bull. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be really honest with you. I'm fucking shattered today. I
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  Speaker 1: feel so tired. This is me just trying not to
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  Speaker 1: fall asleep. And then I said to Pugs hate Pugs Pegs,
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  Speaker 1: can you send me a tofu recipe?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you said a piss tak away. I did not,
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  Speaker 3: It was just a.
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  Speaker 1: Genuine hate Pugs. Could you send me a tofu recipe?
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  Speaker 1: And he went, na, man, that's fucking on you. You
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  Speaker 1: do your own tofu recipe?
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  Speaker 2: Ask him? Whoa did you ask him? In the group?
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  Speaker 1: It no, just out from the face to face.
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  Speaker 3: But you don't actually want a tofa?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah Friday night you want them to Well, you're not a.
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  Speaker 3: Small bowl of tofu for pugs anders.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to make a small delicate bowl of something.
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  Speaker 1: And so I said, well, fuck you, then packs Adams
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  Speaker 1: and have a bowl of floating tofu pieces.
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  Speaker 2: You know you could. You can because you can crumb
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  Speaker 2: a tofu pretty good. You get a bit of corn
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  Speaker 2: flour on them, some spices and things. I think you
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  Speaker 2: can them in the oven and then have them in
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  Speaker 2: some kind of a dipping cells.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Have you had a little bit of toothpack action, you know,
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  Speaker 2: just a little bit of But they are only a
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  Speaker 2: tofu thing, and maybe you could have many shish kebabs
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  Speaker 2: where you've got cubes of tofu but also little bits
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  Speaker 2: of capsic, you know, just spice it up a bit for.
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  Speaker 1: The pure love doesn't get it out much, man, I
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  Speaker 1: love the idea of crumbed tofu and a dipping source.
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  Speaker 1: Are very quiet today, man.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: And a little bit of spice in that? Definitely in cany.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys find this, but it
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  Speaker 2: can be that your toaf is a little bit bland.
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  Speaker 3: I have never eaten tofu? Have you not another wrong
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  Speaker 3: with totally? I've just never been in a situation where
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  Speaker 3: there's been tofu on offer and I've eaten something. Any
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  Speaker 3: shared meal situation you happy? Now I'm talking quite a
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  Speaker 3: lot he shared meal situation. No one has ever ordered
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  Speaker 3: some tofain and so I've never just had them, not young,
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  Speaker 3: but so I don't even know what the texture is
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  Speaker 3: what it tastes like.
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  Speaker 2: Its silky.
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  Speaker 1: I like a deep fried kind of tofu scenario and
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  Speaker 1: an asiany sauce.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of Asian sauce?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, some sort of spicy, sweety sweetie. Trying
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  Speaker 1: to think, were you but I in visca or but crumbing?
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  Speaker 2: I like that. I like it.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just go down the road to one
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  Speaker 3: of your local Asian restaurants a tofu dish. That's good idea,
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  Speaker 3: and then you put it in one of your bowls
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  Speaker 3: and be like, hey, we made this.
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  Speaker 1: That's a really good idea.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'll do that just patically in the plastic takeaway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, help yourself.
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  Speaker 3: With a plastic four, because I mean, yeah, the whole
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  Speaker 3: racky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy,
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  Speaker 3: they Big Show podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: Something came up today because I've got quite a bit
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  Speaker 2: on at the moment, but then something came up, which
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  Speaker 2: meant I had to do that all day, so I
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  Speaker 2: didn't get to my to do list right, and I
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  Speaker 2: fucking hate it when that happens. I like crossing things
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  Speaker 2: off my little listykesy. I didn't get a chance to
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  Speaker 2: do that today.
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  Speaker 3: I was I was outside standing a table and then
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  Speaker 3: it started raining, so we're on the table in and
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  Speaker 3: then it just did not stop just light spitting all day. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: And it was just like, I can't do it in
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  Speaker 3: the shed because it's gonna get dust and shit everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: And so I just waited inside for it to stop rainning,
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  Speaker 3: and it did.
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  Speaker 2: Just kezy standing at the window looking.
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  Speaker 3: Out like past, like Hoidy J and his apartments. If
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  Speaker 3: for outside there weren't any homeless people fighting. It was
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  Speaker 3: just a spot where I could be standing a table. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: we've got a table on trade me at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of other things. Actually I should put them
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  Speaker 3: up on the Big Show Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a big table.
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  Speaker 2: It's a dining room table, okay? Remove?
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice?
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  Speaker 2: Starting price one fifty off.
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  Speaker 3: Sell out pieces paid under the table backman a legal plug.
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  Speaker 2: Someone offered me eighty bucks. Eighty bucks, starting price one
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  Speaker 2: fifty eighty bucks. I can go fuck yourself with your
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  Speaker 2: eighty bucks. I take it, man, get rid of I'm
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  Speaker 2: not taking it. I was tempted to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm making it.
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  Speaker 1: We're looking at tables.
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  Speaker 2: Are you looking at it? Not that you don't want
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  Speaker 2: this one? Okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Good, you're gonna get like an eight seed.
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  Speaker 2: This one's a ship.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a table the other day and tell me more.
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  Speaker 1: And I put on our family chat and to a person,
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  Speaker 1: my family hated it. Every one of them was like, no, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: that's fucking ugly, dad.
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  Speaker 3: How can a table be that ugly? It must have
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  Speaker 3: been really ship.
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  Speaker 1: To us, And it wasn't it. It was a coffee table,
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  Speaker 1: which is that, man? It was a coffee table. It
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  Speaker 1: was quite a big coffee table shape.
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  Speaker 2: We can't get on the same page with coffee table.
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  Speaker 2: She's all about a round table. Hate them.
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  Speaker 3: We did an Instagram voting competition, my wife and I
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  Speaker 3: and it was my rectangle one that folds up, sonn,
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  Speaker 3: thank you, and that one and everyone that's come over
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  Speaker 3: has been blown away.
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  Speaker 2: By that, and that's what the vote eventually went for
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  Speaker 2: that one. I'm surprised, yeah, because the circle one look better.
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  Speaker 2: But my wife and I I am very much function
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  Speaker 2: and she is very much formed. But I think formers.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think a circle is form. I think a
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  Speaker 2: circle is a bad use of space.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking annoying to you, So I don't like circles either.
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  Speaker 1: It was it was made.
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  Speaker 3: Of boat wood, old boat wood, boat would and it.
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  Speaker 1: Was very cool.
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  Speaker 2: Can you see me the link.
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  Speaker 1: I'll send you the photo. I'll send it to you now.
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  Speaker 2: And can you state of you has got glasses with
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  Speaker 2: one arm?
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say, I just say that the photo
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  Speaker 1: doesn't do it justice. Okay, it's natural life.
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  Speaker 2: This is a photo you've taken and at the bottom
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  Speaker 2: of the frame is your kuserfe.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, you see I'm going to get I'm comforted
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  Speaker 1: by the fact that everyone hates it, so I'm the
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  Speaker 1: only one that liked it.
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  Speaker 2: But as I sat, comforted by that it couldn't have
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  Speaker 2: gone worse, and uncomforted by that.
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  Speaker 1: It looks better in real life? Are you guts on
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  Speaker 1: the chat?
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  Speaker 3: That's what people say when they've got a new boyfriend
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  Speaker 3: or girlfriend and they say, this is a bad photo. Alright,
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  Speaker 3: lets a look at this. Oh my god, it's blurri.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know those like those thanks that looks like
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  Speaker 2: the sort of thing that you might find it Settler's
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  Speaker 2: Settler's Furniture Store.
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  Speaker 1: It's a place up in k Row that's been there forever.
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  Speaker 1: Just the name I like Seng or something. But it
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  Speaker 1: fits the space between our couches perfectly.
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  Speaker 3: I think the issue is a coffee table traditionally is
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  Speaker 3: not as much of a statement as that one is
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  Speaker 3: like that paint color. It's quite full on. It's like
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  Speaker 3: it's like the coffee table was just a thing. We're
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  Speaker 3: usually the art around it is what makes them like
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  Speaker 3: thanks making it as a talking piece. So when people
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  Speaker 3: come over, they go, who chose it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? But girls were like no, no, and my wife likes.
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  Speaker 2: It, don't Why are you asking your kids? Yeah? Well
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  Speaker 2: that's right fucking now.
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  Speaker 1: I might just buy it to Spike.
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  Speaker 3: If you had a talking piece.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hoping all my pictures will be hung by the
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  Speaker 1: time you Fellas come over. It's not looking good.
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  Speaker 2: I've told you.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: They all get flung out the window.
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  Speaker 1: They're just sort of leaning against.
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  Speaker 2: The wall at the moment, of course, because I know
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  Speaker 2: it's like it takes three of it. I'm not even
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  Speaker 2: lying that the store pictures leaning up against a wall
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  Speaker 2: six months like.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just tell you this very quickly? My wife
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  Speaker 1: was hanging one up the other day and I was going,
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  Speaker 1: why is this taking so long? She was hammering in
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  Speaker 1: the nail, Why is this And then she went, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's chipped, And I went, it's chipped. Why the funk
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  Speaker 1: would it chip? She was hammering into concrete and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, did.
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  Speaker 3: You get this first?
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  Speaker 2: She didn't.
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  Speaker 1: She went on, it's concrete.
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  Speaker 3: I was so stressful.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell her you told us about that, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Have you called her?
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  Speaker 1: I was discussed.
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  Speaker 2: It was a real
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen the show four or seven weekdays radio heard
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  Speaker 3: a good stuff.