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- 0:00Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Hey, wake up.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Anele and the club.
- 0:06Speaker 2: On 947. So the question I'm about to ask you
- 0:08Speaker 2: guys right now is fitting. I know exactly what Frankie
- 0:10Speaker 2: and Cindy are going to answer to this one. At
- 0:13Speaker 2: your age, not act your age, please. At your age.
- 0:18Speaker 2: So consider how old you are. I'm going to give
- 0:21Speaker 2: you a moment in your car. At your age, what
- 0:26Speaker 2: is the perfect gift? No, Cindy and Frankie, it's not
- 0:30Speaker 2: a ticket to Miley Cyrus at the Super Bowl. Think
- 0:34Speaker 2: deep about this one. At your age, what is the
- 0:37Speaker 2: perfect gift? If somebody wants to gift you something.
- 0:42Speaker 1: For me, it's always going to be, but I'm aiming high, high.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Go for it. This is the thing.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Go for it.
- 0:46Speaker 1: It's always going to be some kind of trip.
- 0:48Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
- 0:48Speaker 1: But I'll tell you, this might be strange, but a
- 0:51Speaker 1: really nice knife.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Abso-freaking-lutely.
- 0:55Speaker 1: Like, not to shank someone with, but to... I hope not.
- 0:59Speaker 1: But a really nice chopping board or cutting knife. I
- 1:03Speaker 1: don't know, that thing changes your life, eh?
- 1:05Speaker 5: Absolutely.
- 1:07Speaker 2: You cook more when you've got a good knife, see?
- 1:08Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Long story.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Short.
- 1:12Speaker 5: I think, I don't know, top of mind would be
- 1:14Speaker 5: like a really nice trip somewhere. Exactly what Frankie's saying.
- 1:18Speaker 5: But only because yesterday I saw this couple that was
- 1:20Speaker 5: traveling here.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Oh, they're doing a nice trip.
- 1:22Speaker 5: But they're traveling and they're doing South Africa like in
- 1:24Speaker 5: their camper van. And you get to see how beautiful.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Our country is.
- 1:27Speaker 5: And they stay at this beautiful five-star lodge. And then
- 1:30Speaker 5: at the end of their YouTube video, they're like, go
- 1:32Speaker 5: put this code in. So I'm like, quick, Mark.
- 1:35Speaker 2: And then it was like 15K a night. We're like, okay,
- 1:37Speaker 2: we'll stay home. But it was like, it was beautiful.
- 1:43Speaker 5: And just like a safari and massages.
- 1:46Speaker 2: And you love a sunset.
- 1:47Speaker 5: And a sunrise drive and a sunset drive.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Cindy, that is the perfect gift for you. Timbegile, you're
- 1:53Speaker 2: not allowed to say we must leave you alone as
- 1:55Speaker 2: the perfect gift.
- 1:55Speaker 1: You can't.
- 1:56Speaker 4: I'm so vain. I just want a million rand.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Just one bag of cash.
- 2:00Speaker 6: Guys, if you can give me a million rand now.
- 2:03Speaker 6: Then I can fund a holiday from that. There's so
- 2:07Speaker 6: much I could do. And I was thinking the other day,
- 2:09Speaker 6: I mean, a new car wouldn't hurt.
- 2:12Speaker 2: But your car, you literally just got your car the
- 2:14Speaker 2: other day.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Do you know it'll be four years old in December?
- 2:17Speaker 2: It looks two months old. I must tell you that much.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still fresh.
- 2:21Speaker 2: It looks fresh.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Just like the owner.
- 2:23Speaker 7: Wow.
- 2:26Speaker 5: And you?
- 2:27Speaker 2: Because you, you have everything.
- 2:30Speaker 1: But you also like a gift. Yeah.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Frank is right with a good knife set. Absolutely. A
- 2:37Speaker 2: good restaurant experience. Yes. Oh, I love a restaurant.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Don't you have one of those once a week?
- 2:42Speaker 2: I know, but people gift me weekly. What must I say?
- 2:45Speaker 2: Like a great, like, and the kind of restaurant experience
- 2:49Speaker 2: where there is a dish that I'm going to want
- 2:50Speaker 2: to replicate at home and the chef will let me,
- 2:53Speaker 2: will tell me, okay, this is how I made it.
- 2:56Speaker 2: Because just this Sunday, I made these carrots and I
- 2:59Speaker 2: learned it from a chef at a restaurant that I'd
- 3:01Speaker 2: eaten at.
- 3:02Speaker 5: So then wouldn't a cooking experience be it for you? Like,
- 3:05Speaker 5: if you could be like, one on one with like
- 3:07Speaker 5: a top Michelin star chef no.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Because then there's too much pressure I want to be
- 3:12Speaker 2: eating like something on the plate and say okay teach
- 3:14Speaker 2: me I don't want to go to.
- 3:16Speaker 4: School not involved in the cooking on the day.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Okay yeah a good like if somebody says to me
- 3:21Speaker 2: oh I found a nice restaurant I want to take
- 3:22Speaker 2: you there that's the.
- 3:23Speaker 6: Perfect place a nice spa day would also be welcome
- 3:26Speaker 6: But it really depends on your age.
- 3:29Speaker 1: So that's why you started by saying at your age.
- 3:31Speaker 2: So if you're listening and you're six years old, little Johnny,
- 3:34Speaker 2: at six years old, what's the perfect gift for you
- 3:37Speaker 2: right now?
- 3:37Speaker 4: Okay?
- 3:38Speaker 1: If you're 12 years old, if you're 18, if you're 24.
- 3:40Speaker 2: If you're 39. If you're 62, 89.
- 3:45Speaker 3: Any age.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Because this is such a personal question. At your age
- 3:49Speaker 2: right now, what is the perfect gift? 011-8838-947. Apparently, thanks
- 3:55Speaker 2: to you, Timbegilia, there's a sea of voice don't sing, Manny.
- 3:59Speaker 4: I mean, listen, guys, have you seen the economy? Have
- 4:01Speaker 4: you seen the price of eggs?
- 4:03Speaker 2: Yeah, it's... That's Ryan's mom.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Okay, so besides money then?
- 4:08Speaker 4: Besides money?
- 4:09Speaker 1: Besides cash. A day at the spa then?
- 4:11Speaker 2: I think you have to justify the money if you're
- 4:14Speaker 2: going to go that road. Like, what are you going
- 4:16Speaker 2: to do with the money? Because that's kind of, it's
- 4:20Speaker 2: a fail safe for you because you want to buy
- 4:21Speaker 2: yourself the gift because you know that people are not
- 4:23Speaker 2: going to get it right. So yes, you get a
- 4:25Speaker 2: million rand. What are you getting yourself with.
- 4:26Speaker 1: A million rand?
- 4:27Speaker 4: I wouldn't work for two months.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Oh, even here. And then what would you do?
- 4:31Speaker 1: Sorry, hold on a second. A million rand is what
- 4:34Speaker 1: Two months of your work time costs.
- 4:37Speaker 2: And it's still not enough.
- 4:38Speaker 1: That's what I heard. I heard you're making 500k a month.
- 4:42Speaker 1: That's what I heard.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Tamikina runs around calling himself cheap and cheerful.
- 4:45Speaker 4: Yes, meanwhile.
- 4:46Speaker 7: Liar.
- 4:46Speaker 2: 011-8838-947-08400-00947. Have a good think about this one. And then
- 4:49Speaker 2: let us know, at your age, what is the perfect gift?
- 4:51Speaker 2: Perfect gift for me at my age would be money.
- 5:03Speaker 4: I'm 30 years old. Guys, give me money.
- 5:06Speaker 2: I know what to do with it.
- 5:07Speaker 7: Four years to 50. I would really love to go
- 5:12Speaker 7: to a Celine Dion concert.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Pay my levies.
- 5:17Speaker 2: We are Willie's Voucher.
- 5:18Speaker 4: You can buy anything with it. You can buy chuckles.
- 5:21Speaker 2: You can buy a nice pullover. You can buy some wine.
- 5:24Speaker 4: Hi, Auntie and Ellen.
- 5:25Speaker 3: My name's Bokan.
- 5:27Speaker 4: And the perfect gift for me would be Louisa tickets.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I would have to go for a high-end Jaguar watch.
- 5:36Speaker 7: Oh, yes.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Now we're talking.
- 5:38Speaker 1: You reach a point where you think, ah, I could
- 5:39Speaker 1: wear a timepiece.
- 5:41Speaker 2: You don't want a watch anymore. You want a timepiece.
- 5:44Speaker 2: There we go. 011-8838-947. Please keep your voice notes coming
- 5:49Speaker 2: because this is such a nice way for us to
- 5:52Speaker 2: get to know you. And also, you must remember, lots
- 5:54Speaker 2: of clients come to us and they say, what do
- 5:56Speaker 2: you think Joburg wants? What do you think your listeners want?
- 5:58Speaker 2: But if we have this concrete research, right?
- 6:02Speaker 5: Right.
- 6:03Speaker 2: If we have this concrete research, the next time, say,
- 6:05Speaker 2: like a go-time bank comes to us and says... What
- 6:08Speaker 2: do you think we could do?
- 6:09Speaker 1: What can we give away?
- 6:10Speaker 2: What can we give away?
- 6:11Speaker 4: Now we'll know.
- 6:12Speaker 2: We'll play them your voice notes. Send it right now. 084-00-00-947.
- 6:17Speaker 2: At your age, what is the perfect gift?
- 6:21Speaker 1: Joe Big South. Charmaine, welcome to Anele and the Club.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Good morning.
- 6:25Speaker 6: Good morning.
- 6:26Speaker 2: Good morning.
- 6:27Speaker 4: First time on the radio.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
- 6:35Speaker 2: This is a good one to get you out of
- 6:37Speaker 2: the woodwork, eh? Charmaine, tell us. You're turning 63 in October.
- 6:40Speaker 2: What is the perfect gift at your age?
- 6:44Speaker 3: Well, I would just love to go to a BTS concert.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Get out of here!
- 6:49Speaker 3: They're rocking it worldwide at the moment. What?! And South
- 6:53Speaker 3: Africa is not even on the list.
- 6:56Speaker 1: BTS! Okay.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Yes!
- 6:59Speaker 3: Light it up like dynamite!
- 7:13Speaker 2: But now, Charmaine, I'm pretty sure you've looked at where
- 7:15Speaker 2: they're touring and you've gone on to Flight Center and
- 7:18Speaker 2: you've looked at the flights and you've looked at the destination. Where,
- 7:21Speaker 2: which country do you want to go see them at?
- 7:24Speaker 3: I would like to go to their country, Korea.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Oh.
- 7:28Speaker 1: You want to go to Seoul?
- 7:29Speaker 3: South Korea.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Oh.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Yes, in Seoul.
- 7:33Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, Charmaine. As the experienced concert
- 7:37Speaker 2: goer that I am, you never want to go to
- 7:40Speaker 2: the country where that's their home language.
- 7:44Speaker 7: Oh, I see.
- 7:45Speaker 2: Because you're going to drown in the crowd because.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Everybody will speak Korean, right? They'll speak Korean.
- 7:50Speaker 3: I get your point, yes.
- 7:52Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm listening to you. This is your moment.
- 7:56Speaker 3: No, I think there's a lot of foreigners in that
- 7:59Speaker 3: country as well.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Look, I'm just saying, if you want the BTS guys
- 8:04Speaker 2: to come to you and give you the microphone, you
- 8:07Speaker 2: need to be the only one. You need to be
- 8:09Speaker 2: the only one. You need to stand out. So for instance,
- 8:12Speaker 2: if you go watch like Bruno Mars in France, everybody
- 8:15Speaker 2: else there doesn't speak English. So when it's time to
- 8:17Speaker 2: sing along with Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars will come to
- 8:19Speaker 2: you because you can sing along to all of the lyrics.
- 8:22Speaker 6: Yes, yes.
- 8:24Speaker 4: Just a tip.
- 8:24Speaker 2: I get that. Just a tip. So go see them
- 8:28Speaker 2: in Germany or something like that.
- 8:33Speaker 1: But to Charmaine's point, if you go to Seoul, you
- 8:35Speaker 1: can go see them and then go see how they
- 8:37Speaker 1: make the Samsung phones. Because I'm sure that there's a
- 8:42Speaker 1: place you can see them making them. You're not like
- 8:45Speaker 1: a Disneyland for the flip.
- 8:47Speaker 2: There's like a glass wall, right? And you've got a
- 8:49Speaker 2: tour of how they make the Samsung phone.
- 8:52Speaker 1: I'm sure. Does it happen like that?
- 8:53Speaker 2: I'm sure.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Surely it is.
- 8:55Speaker 2: It's a destination point.
- 8:57Speaker 6: Come on.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Frankie, minds changed. Korea it is, Charmaine. Let's go to
- 9:01Speaker 2: Mother Fandane. Good morning, Sandra.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Good morning. How are you?
- 9:05Speaker 2: We're good, Sandra.
- 9:06Speaker 1: How are you?
- 9:07Speaker 7: All right.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 9:09Speaker 2: At your age, what is the perfect gift?
- 9:12Speaker 3: So I'm turning 57 in the next two weeks.
- 9:16Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 9:17Speaker 7: Yes.
- 9:17Speaker 3: And I have gifted myself a from me to me gift.
- 9:22Speaker 3: My daughter, my favorite person on this earth, is coming
- 9:26Speaker 3: with me and we're going to Clarence and we're going
- 9:28Speaker 3: to stay in the gypsy wagon in Clarence.
- 9:31Speaker 4: Okay.
- 9:32Speaker 3: And I am not a beer drinker much. But they
- 9:36Speaker 3: do the most amazing craft cherry beer in Clarence. Okay.
- 9:40Speaker 3: And I shall indulge.
- 9:42Speaker 2: Sandra, can I tell you, you've come to the right
- 9:44Speaker 2: show because we have with us one of the best
- 9:47Speaker 2: tour guides in Clarence. He goes there four times a year.
- 9:51Speaker 2: He knows everything and he knows everyone by name. Frankie,
- 9:53Speaker 2: take over.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Sandra, there's a few people you've got to meet in
- 9:56Speaker 1: Clarence when you're there. Do you know Clarence really well?
- 10:00Speaker 3: Not very well, being there once. But I shall.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Let me update you. Let me update you quickly, right?
- 10:07Speaker 1: You've got to go. There's a place. I think it's
- 10:09Speaker 1: called Lupa or something because the guy owns it. It's
- 10:11Speaker 1: an Italian restaurant. You've got to have pizza there. Then
- 10:14Speaker 1: there is a coffee roastery just off the square on
- 10:17Speaker 1: the right side. You've got to have a nice cup
- 10:18Speaker 1: of coffee there. But you have the coffee after you've
- 10:22Speaker 1: hiked that little mountain. The mountain in Clarence, it's an
- 10:25Speaker 1: hour hike. It's not very difficult. You walk up to
- 10:27Speaker 1: the top. You go watch that. Say hi to my friends, Jornay, Wilhelm,
- 10:31Speaker 1: and Heinrich. You'll find them there. Don't worry. Just run
- 10:34Speaker 1: into them.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Go.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
- 10:37Speaker 2: I'll make a point. But Sandra, you've won me over
- 10:40Speaker 2: at Cherry Beer.
- 10:41Speaker 6: Hey, hey.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Oh, no, listen.
- 10:43Speaker 4: It's good, hey?
- 10:45Speaker 3: The gypsy wagons are amazing. I think I was a
- 10:48Speaker 3: gypsy in my previous life. And they've got, I chose
- 10:51Speaker 3: the Emerald package because they've got a swing.
- 10:55Speaker 6: What?
- 10:55Speaker 3: In a tree.
- 10:56Speaker 6: What?
- 10:56Speaker 3: And you can sit in the morning.
- 10:58Speaker 4: Yes.
- 10:58Speaker 3: And you can sit and drink your coffee in the morning.
- 11:01Speaker 3: Or the cherry beer. And just swing. Or the cherry beer. Yes,
- 11:05Speaker 3: that's you.
- 11:08Speaker 2: Sandra, well done on spoiling yourself. Turning 57 years old
- 11:12Speaker 2: in two weeks. Happy birthday, my darling.
- 11:14Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Thanks for your lovely show.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Oh, our pleasure. We will never stop that. My word. Guys,
- 11:21Speaker 2: this is fun. You guys are giving us so many ideas.
- 11:23Speaker 1: That's a great gift.
- 11:24Speaker 2: We'll wrap it up with voice notes. We'll go into
- 11:25Speaker 2: them right before the pop quiz.
- 11:27Speaker 7: 0840000947.
- 11:27Speaker 2: At your age, give us your age. What is the
- 11:29Speaker 2: perfect gift? I just want a house. Young, three million,
- 11:36Speaker 2: three and a half. I've grown out of my two
- 11:39Speaker 2: bedroom apartment and I want a house. At this age,
- 11:43Speaker 2: I'd really appreciate a Suzuki Swift as a gift.
- 11:46Speaker 7: I would say the perfect gift for me at the
- 11:48Speaker 7: age of 47. Definitely, definitely a fishing trip at Parco
- 11:55Speaker 7: del Brenta in Italy.
- 11:56Speaker 2: It's definitely a vacation over the seas and I don't mean...
- 12:01Speaker 2: Cape Town, I mean further than Cape Town. So most
- 12:06Speaker 2: of the people coming in, they want a trip, eh?
- 12:08Speaker 1: Well, I think that's the thing. If you look at
- 12:10Speaker 1: things that you wouldn't buy for yourself, right? So someone
- 12:14Speaker 1: saying like the Suzuki Swift or like a new car,
- 12:17Speaker 1: you know you'll ride the car you have until the
- 12:19Speaker 1: wheels fall off just because.
- 12:20Speaker 2: But if somebody's gifting you.
- 12:21Speaker 3: You know?
- 12:22Speaker 1: And trips, same story. You're like, well, we want to
- 12:25Speaker 1: go away for a week. Let's go to... bloom or,
- 12:28Speaker 1: you know.
- 12:28Speaker 2: Like an experience. And that's the thing about like a restaurant,
- 12:32Speaker 2: a weekend away, like a rugby match, a holiday.
- 12:37Speaker 1: It's an experience.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Like it's like, you won't have anything physical to show
- 12:41Speaker 2: for it, but woo, your spirit, eh?
- 12:44Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Your spirit. When your spirit is made to feel light
- 12:47Speaker 2: like that, when you're experiencing something amazing, it's just, it's
- 12:49Speaker 2: a game changer.
- 12:50Speaker 1: And I get everyone saying the trips, for example, because
- 12:53Speaker 1: they often cost so much money. You sit there and
- 12:55Speaker 1: you go, That's two months worth of rent if we
- 12:58Speaker 1: do that.
- 12:59Speaker 2: Although I do like my queen who came through and
- 13:01Speaker 2: sent somebody to pay her levies. Girl, I feel you.