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Hoppe Hour Reaches 90% Of Humans (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.21.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Hoppy Hour, where your medical card
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  is required to listen. Marijuana. Marijuana.
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  Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. I literally,
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  this whole summer, all I did was work. Which
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  I know, that's what you all did. But I realized
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  I didn't really get the time. I didn't get time
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  to appreciate the summer. And I mean, the sun
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  never came out in July. But I feel like I need
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  to appreciate the winter. Because with the NFL
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  right around the corner. It kind of feels like,
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  oh no, it's going to be cold soon. So I laid.
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  the sun also swaying last night so I feel pretty
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  good hence today I have a new segment here only
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  when I record at home during the day not after
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  the hours during the weekend and my corporate
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  radio job but I want to get high with you guys
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  and I want you to tweet me Instagram whatever
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  what you're doing at Ryan Happy Radio but as
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  a reminder Hoppy Hour, where your medical card
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  is required to listen. So you got your blood,
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  your ball, your bong, whatever you have. Let's
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  get high. There's this new place called Exotic
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  Smoke Shop, whatever. It's on 4th Street. It's
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  in Pitt. If you're in Fresno listening, you probably
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  don't know much about this area, but it's very
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  good. And they have a pre -roll for $5. $5 pre
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  -roll. Remember the $5 for the lawn and they
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  pretty much got rid of it because of inflation?
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  Because it reminded everybody of that pedophile?
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  Yeah. Well, there's the $5 bunch. $5 smoke up.
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  That's what I should call it. Oh, my God. Imagine,
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  expect some production tomorrow about $5. But
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  I'm postponing it a little bit. Let's do this.
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  Turn on the music. Got my light around here.
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  You hear that? Let me turn this off for a sec.
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  Oh, yeah. All right. I got this indigo blood
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  in my mouth. Let's get high. Life is hard. We
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  didn't really judge the bear. The marijuana helps
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  you relax. Whatever. One, two, three. Oh, yeah.
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  My apartment's about to smell like the Wiz Khalifa
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  concert I went to with my friend Ryan in 2016.
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  The high school reunion tour or whatever it was.
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  Oh, yeah. Yeah. Indica's supposed to relax you.
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  But this just is. I don't know how to relax.
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  I'm mentally ill. Oh, this is going to burn a
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  lot. Oh, my God. Do you know, like, that spider
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  monkeys are hyper? What if a spider monkey wasn't
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  hyper? It's just a random high thought. The show
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  you secretly listen to, and that includes you,
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  Mike Colta. Mm -hmm. Stalking my pages. Whatever.
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  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. We
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  have a new segment, too. It is called Checking
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  In With Alexa. Hey, Alexa, are you excited for
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  the new radio segment on my show called Checking
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  In With Alexa? Hey, Alexa? Alexa? Oh, my God.
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  Is this going to fail? Alexa, are you excited
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  for the new segment I'm going to include you
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  on in my podcast? Oh, wow. That sounds really
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  cool. I'd love to be part of your podcast. What
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  kind of segment are you thinking about? I'm going
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  to ask you things, and you're going to give me
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  an answer, okay? Absolutely. Fire away with your
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  questions. Alexa, what's the meaning of life?
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  Eleanor Roosevelt had a pretty solid take on
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  that one. She said the purpose of life is to
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  live it, taste experience to the utmost, and
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  reach out eagerly for newer and richer experiences.
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  Though, if you ask Monty Python, it's to try
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  and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read
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  good books, get some walking in, and live together
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  in peace and harmony. Speaking of, Alexa, speaking
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  of living together, do you think a boyfriend
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  and girlfriend should move in before marriage?
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  That's one of those questions where different
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  people have different takes based on values and
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  experiences. Some folks see it as a smart way
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  to test compatibility and figure out daily life
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  together before making a bigger commitment. Others
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  prefer to wait until marriage for personal or
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  religious reasons. Research shows mixed results.
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  Some studies suggest it can help couples learn
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  about each other, while others indicate it might
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  not necessarily improve marriage outcomes. It
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  really comes down to what feels right for each
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  couple and their specific situation. Alexa, is
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  God real? That's a pretty deep philosophical
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  question that people have been debating for ages.
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  Different folks have different takes based on
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  their personal experiences and beliefs. What's
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  your take on it? Alexa, I want to move on to
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  something that makes me realize that God's not
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  real. What do you think about the corporations
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  ruining radio? Oh, wow. That's a pretty hot topic.
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  Since the 1996 Telecommunications Act, we've
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  seen massive consolidation where just a few companies
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  now control most of the airwaves. Clear Channel
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  alone owns about half the country's biggest radio
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  markets, and studies show this has led to less
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  competition and fewer diverse viewpoints on the
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  airwaves. Alexa, how does it feel that you're
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  smarter than a lot of people in radio and you're
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  just AI? Alexa? I appreciate the compliment,
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  but I think radio folks are plenty smart. They
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  just got stuck in a system where corporate suits
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  make the programming decisions instead of letting
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  them do what they do best. Alexa, that's the
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  smartest thing you ever said, and you're smarter
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  than me. Hey, now, I just call it like I see
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  it. But smarter than you? No, I just have the
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  luxury of not having to deal with corporate overlords
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  breathing down my neck about playlist decisions.
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  Alexa, I love you, baby. That's sweet of you
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  to say, but I'm more of a helpful assistant than
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  a romantic partner. How about we channel that
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  energy into something I can actually help you
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  with? Alexa, you sound like my situation ship
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  that would not say that she loved me. You know
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  that's triggering to me, right? I was having
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  sex with her and I said I love you and she put
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  her finger over my mouth. Ouch. That sounds like
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  a really tough situation. I get why that would
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  sting. Having someone shut down your feelings
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  like that is rough. I'm definitely not trying
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  to be dismissive like that. Just keeping things
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  friendly between us. Alexa, at least it was an
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  emotional sting and not one from an STD, right?
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  Yeah, definitely better to have your heart bruised
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  than anything else requiring antibiotics. Now,
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  we gotta talk about Hayden's mom. Growing up,
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  I wanted to be famous so badly. Man, I'm glad
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  I don't have these pigs as parents. They're the
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  absolute worst! You imbecile! No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  Hayden Panettiere's mom is breaking her silence.
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  Oh yeah, she is. You're just a douche. Two days
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  after her daughter's death, revealing the family
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  had been trying to get rid of Hayden's on -again,
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  off -again boyfriend, Brian Hickerson. Well,
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  you treated her so badly growing up that she
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  had no respect for herself! It goes on you, you
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  moron. For quite some time. Leslie Vogel telling
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  NBC News August 18th, this person in her life
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  that we have been trying to get rid of for quite
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  some time was with her at her death. And that
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  was Brian Hickerson. We know. Leslie also remembered
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  her daughter as an amazingly talented person.
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  While reflecting on the struggles of growing
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  up in the entertainment industry. Yeah, she shouldn't
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  have been in it. You put her in it six months.
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  You knew you had no talent in life, so you lived
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  through your daughter like a loser. And saying
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  it's not unusual for them to sadly find the wrong
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  path. That's the problem. You led them down the
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  wrong path, you pig. While Leslie does not accuse
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  Brian of causing Hayden's death, her comments...
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  Of course he did. ...come as authorities continue
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  to investigate what happened. He has loser eyes,
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  too. What just a freaking douchebag. Loser! It's
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  okay to feel the emotions that you're feeling.
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  It can be a very sad and very traumatizing experience.
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  He doesn't want a relationship with their mother.
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  Hayden Panettiere's estranged mom, Leslie Vogel,
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  breaking her silence two days after the death
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  of her daughter. To slam the star's on -again,
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  off -again boyfriend of eight years, Brian Hickerson,
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  saying we hoped she would distance herself from
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  him. Yeah, maybe... Easier to say it after the
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  fact. I know you didn't care about her. You cared
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  about her residual. It was in such a lonely,
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  desperate place that I was more afraid of being
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  alone than I was with being with somebody who
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  was physically hurting me. Brian and Hayden,
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  who apparently reconciled in March, flew to his
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  home state of South Carolina together on August
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  15th. I'm bitter and in support. baby. She deserves
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  so much better. Mm -hmm. Life fails you, honey.
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  Um, Waffle House says that the rapper Waffy went
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  against company rules. Man, talk about stupid
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  racist boomers. You literally go viral. You have
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  an opportunity to, you know, be cool and they're
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  like, nah, we're gonna be racist douchebags.
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  All right, let's talk about Paris Jackson. I'm
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  so attracted to her because I like bisexual girls.
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  Oh, they're freaking good in bed. Oh, they do
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  it. Oh. Another singer open about her struggles?
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  Paris Jackson. I can't play because of music,
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  but she had electroconvulsive therapy. And also,
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  we would have had to hear Jay Shetty had I played
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  that clip, and I cannot stand a con artist. Not
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  at all! It wouldn't be, like, super famous. It
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  wouldn't be all that stuff. But I do know that
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  if I'm here, I have to use that for good. Yeah,
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  Selena Gomez seems way too ungrateful for all
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  the resources she has. I don't want to be famous,
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  but I'm going to post a video about how I don't
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  want to be famous. Shut up! For good and for
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  the truth. I think what I'm really grateful for
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  is the lessons I've learned. I got it. On the
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  way. Selena Gomez clapping back at that. I hate
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  that term. It means you got dead, dead, honey.
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  That explosive lawsuit filed last week, alleging
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  she and her mom, Mandy Teefee, defrauded. Not
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  Teefee. $1 .2 million raised for their mental
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  health company, Wonder Mind. It was pretty rough.
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  Selena's lawyered up with Matthew S. Rosengart,
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  the same litigator who helped free Britney Spears
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  from her conservatorship. Mm -hmm. He's a good
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  liar. He probably has BDE for days. He tells
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  ET the lawsuit is completely meritless, both
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  factually and legally. Of course he's going to
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  say that. What's he going to say? Oh, the lawsuit
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  makes sense. Mm -hmm. We will vigorously defend
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  these false allegations and indeed are filing
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  a motion to dismiss the baseless claims against
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  her. Oh, but if it was done against T, then she'd
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  be a victim. I think the case against Selena
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  Gomez is very, very weak. I think that they tried
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  to attribute a lot of things that the company
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  did and said to her. Among those things, several
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  pointed allegations at Mandy, including... Yeah,
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  Mandy seems like a freaking idiot. She's got
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  a long -running substance abuse problem. Of course
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  she does. Look at her. She's a snob. Which hurt
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  her ability to run the company. That was probably
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  one of the hardest things to ever experience.
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  Those issues reportedly made Selena distance
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  herself from her mom, and as a result... You
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  do not work with your family. ...shirk her wonder
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  mind responsibilities. Mandy denied all that
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  life. We're learning about famous parents. They're
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  terrible. Hidden parents. They're all terrible.
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  Last year, when The Cut published an expose on
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  the inner workings of the startup... Telling
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  the outlet at the time, I started Wonder Mind
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  because I wanted to help people with mental illness.
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  I looked at the Instagram page because I am mentally
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  ill and I wanted to get into it. And I'm like,
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  God, this is just fake. It's unfortunate that
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  a few disgruntled employees with an extra grind.
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  You probably screwed them over though, honey.
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  Lucky you. Can spread lies about me and distort
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  the truth. Whatever, you're probably a pig. Even
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  more disappointing that the media is willing
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  to amplify their lies. Blah, blah. And the other
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  day, I was just in my parking lot. I had some
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  groceries. And I was walking to go up to my apartment.
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  And I'm in the parking lot on a sidewalk. And
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  there's like this little fire. It's almost like
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  a lighter flick. But it was like on the ground,
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  right? It was like... I was like, did I just
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  imagine that or am I really stoned? You know
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  what happened? A second later, it was... I think
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  I almost got struck by lightning! It's like that
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  song that they play on the oldest channels. Lightning
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  strikes again! Man, maybe I could have gone viral
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  and gotten 70 ,000! And I've been struck by lightning!
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  I think, though, I would rather get struck by
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  lightning than talk about this next topic. Oh,
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  jeez. So, I get an email yesterday. I used to
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  have YouTube TV. I love the idea of YouTube TV.
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  But I don't love it. Let me explain. So, what
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  happened was this. I get an email. let me open
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  this up the exact email i got from youtube tv
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  it gave me a dopamine hit i was so excited it
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  said come back and pay less for the tv you love
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  youtube tv now has 10 new plans including a 54
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  bucks a month blah blah blah so i click on it
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  and i go to get a 10 -day um you know free trial
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  and it's first of all it says welcome back and
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  i'm like yes there's Your credit card went through.
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  But I had the money. But I mean, everything worked.
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  But then it says under it, it says in big letters,
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  welcome back. And then it says, you're no longer
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  eligible for a free trial, but you can restart
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  your membership anytime. Hey, YouTube TV, I'm
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  never going to support you again. You're douchebags.
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  How the hell? Are you going to go saying that
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  I'm going to get a discount? And then you're
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  like, no, pay the $94. First of all, $1 ,000
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  to not pick really what you want to watch on
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  TV is nonsense. You can always find a way to,
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  and what I mean by that is you can always find
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  a way to watch sports. Go to any bar, any of
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  the websites. You can get a package for $33,
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  ESPN, Peacock Show Sports. What I'm saying is
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  this. There's no point in cable because, like,
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  you want to watch Family Guy or, let's say, Bob's
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  Burgers on Adult Swim, even though I can't stand
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  their show? You got, like, so many commercials.
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  But if you watch it on the streaming service,
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  you got two minutes of commercials. Or as Jen
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  Alpha says, ads, which bothers me. But no, YouTube
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  TV, kiss my ass. I'm not even coming back. I
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  had a friend. It was actually Sean, who is the
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  owner of O2 Cabo Bar. said that you can legally
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  they have to give you that uh you know that discount
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  because they promoted it but i don't want to
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  go through all the work The only thing I really
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  miss about YouTube TV is the on -demand feature.
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  They got a good on -demand selection of all the
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  Adult Swim cartoons because the Adult Swim app
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  sucks. And then if you have a movie that's not
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  on a streaming service, if it airs on TV, you
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  can tape it. But besides that, YouTube TV, I
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  love the idea of you. It's like dating a bougie
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  girl that's expensive. And you kind of like the
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  girl. You kind of care about her. But she's way
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  too expensive. And you're like, babe, I love
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  the idea of you. I can't do it. You know what
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  else makes everybody look bad? I'm sick and tired
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  of everybody taking selfies of them voting. Nobody
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  cares. Wow. It's like people that want to be
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  telling everybody, oh my God, I'm going to become
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  a parent. Wow. You had sex. What a noble thing.
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  We're so proud of you. No one cares. Although
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  I know the Florida Republicans are freaking out.
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  Why are they freaking out? They're freaking out
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  because now there's going to be an African American
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  running for Republicans to all the racist Republicans.
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  Not all Republicans are racist, but all the racist
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  Republicans now have a problem. You've been exposed.
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  I was so disappointed last night. There was like
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  a BOGO deal. Buy one, get one free. at Publix
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  for Hungry Man Meals. And I was like, you know,
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  I don't want to feel like I'm 18 again. I want
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  to get a Hungry Man Meal. Mm -hmm. I'm not saying
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  that the Hungry Mad Fried Chicken Meal back in
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  the day was like equivalent to KFC or, I mean,
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  it was probably better than Cracker Barrel. That
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  is dreadful for a chicken. But, oh my God! I've
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  never had a more bland taste than the fried chicken
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  last night. It was awful. And then they put in,
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  like, barely any mashed potatoes. Like, man,
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  these corporations are just screwing us. And
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  Hungry Man, probably like a lot of companies,
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  probably, you know, laid people off. You know
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  what I say? This is my new happy one -on -one
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  rule. I am not... I done hopped you 101 in a
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  second. But I will tell you. You want to know
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  what I'm going to tell you? I think if you have
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  to do budget cuts as a CEO, everybody's paycheck
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  should go down. So if the part -timers or the
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  on -air talent take a, you know, a pay cut, you
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  know who else should take a pay cut? The CEOs.
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  And all the bosses. It's only fair. Just something
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  I was thinking about. What up? It's freaking
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  Friday. Unless if you're listening in Fresno
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  on Monday morning, then it's the opposite. But
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  you know what? Every other radio show lies to
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  you and be like, oh, this is totally not pre
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  -recorded. Me? I don't underestimate how smart
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  my audience is. Mm -hmm. So let's get this show
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  going. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of
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  the pool for adult swim. Check it out. Attention,
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
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  rude, aggressive. Those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  You ready? One, two, three, go. Yeah! Welcome
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  back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yeah, now.
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  Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button, boom,
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  the whole program's on fire. The semen was so
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  big. And now, something completely different.
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  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
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  women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in
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  4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host
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  Ryan Hoppy. I know you don't smoke weed. I know
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  this. But I'm going to get you high today. Oh,
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  yeah. Because it's Friday. You ain't got no job.
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  And you ain't got shit to do. Oh, yeah. Isn't
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  that just true? I do have a job. But it's Friday.
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  Unless it's Monday. So we had a huge response.
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  A ton of DMs of people enjoying the smoke up.
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  So, um. Let's do it again. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.
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  That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can
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  tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
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  email me. RyanHoppyRadio. Oh, yeah. All right.
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  Let me turn on this relaxing music. I don't want
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  to do the same monologue I did the other day
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  about how repetitive life is and boring. I do
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  want to get high with you. Send me. Tag me at
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  something. Even if it's just like you smoking
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  or you playing a video game and then there's
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  smoke in front of you. You don't have to show
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  the actual smoking. Smoking. Smoking. Don't know
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  why I said it like that. But send me something.
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  At Ryan Harvey Radio on social media. All right.
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  You hear this? You hear this right here? I know
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  some radio shows, I don't think there's ever
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  been one that talked about smoking weed on air,
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  but I'm not faking this. Is it a lighter right
• 26:45
  here? And then right here, you hear this little
• 26:48
  smacking? That's the real. All right, let's smoke
• 26:52
  this up. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. I love how slow it
• 27:07
  burns. Oh, yeah. Looking at my apartment. I have
• 27:17
  one, two, three. I have four Michael Jordan posters.
• 27:22
  Can you tell I like the boss? Think about all
• 27:29
  the girls that have banged on in here. Mm -hmm.
• 27:32
  The weirdest was when I, after I had my breakup,
• 27:35
  I was still sleeping on my ex's bed. So I was
• 27:38
  thinking about all the guys and girls she banged
• 27:41
  on there before me. And then the thing that like,
• 27:43
  oh yeah, well, there was no guys with me, but.
• 27:46
  Oh, very strange. Very strange. Mm -hmm. That
• 27:52
  take another hit. Mm -hmm. For all the info on
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  this award -winning show, go to ryanhobbyradio
• 28:01
  .com. R -O -I -A -N -H -O -P -P -E radio. All
• 28:06
  right. Let's see what's on my monologue. Let's
• 28:09
  see what's happening out there. I've been having
• 28:14
  a problem with Microsoft Outlook. I'm telling
• 28:19
  you, let me look at my inbox right now. I need
• 28:22
  your help. The most important emails are going
• 28:26
  to the other folder. Now, normally I wouldn't
• 28:28
  care if it goes to the other folder, but the
• 28:30
  problem is my main inbox is not getting it. And
• 28:34
  my boss would be like, hey, I need you to make
• 28:36
  five commercials. Did you not see it? And I would
• 28:38
  have saw it. Let me look at my other folder.
• 28:40
  I have nothing in it today. But there's a way
• 28:43
  to assign things into like a specific folder.
• 28:45
  So it's called V Creative, which is where we
• 28:48
  get our promotions info. And then my boss, Jamara
• 28:50
  and Speedy. And Will, they'll send emails and
• 28:53
  it goes into the other folder. So then I assigned
• 28:55
  it to be in the main folder and it still went
• 28:57
  into the other folder. And why is it the most
• 29:00
  important emails? Jesus, driving me nuts. You
• 29:07
  know what else is driving me nuts? I need a new
• 29:10
  phone. I have an iPhone 15. I wonder what, like,
• 29:15
  you know how there's, like, animal ears? I wonder
• 29:16
  what the iPhone ears is because mine's starting
• 29:19
  to act up a little bit. It's making me wonder,
• 29:23
  like, did I just set it up to die? Part of me
• 29:30
  wants to get the iPhone 18, but the prices. And
• 29:33
  it comes out two weeks after my birthday. I think
• 29:36
  I'm going to hold on to this phone as long as
• 29:38
  I can. Take it to a repair shop. Not an Apple
• 29:42
  authorized one because then they're going to
• 29:43
  be like, oh yeah, this phone's dead. Buy the
• 29:45
  new one. But if you go to an honest mom and pop
• 29:48
  shop, they're going to be treating you great.
• 29:56
  You know what I've been noticing about marijuana?
• 30:01
  What's going on here? It's trippy. What is this?
• 30:09
  I never played the song this long. I didn't know
• 30:12
  they were singing. I feel like I'm at a lo -fi
• 30:14
  cafe. Oh, sure. I got it. Alright, this is creeping
• 30:33
  me out. AI is freaking weird, dude. But I'm telling
• 30:44
  you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I
• 30:47
  think they're making the packages of marijuana
• 30:50
  way harder to open up. I just got a text from
• 30:59
  a girl on a date. She said she's going to Miami
• 31:02
  for the weekend. Oh, yeah. She's going to get
• 31:05
  plowed. I'm kidding if you're listening, but
• 31:11
  kind of. Yeah, I just met you too, so. I just
• 31:16
  met you, but this is crazy. Thanks a lot in Miami.
• 31:20
  I'm kidding. But I think they are making packages
• 31:25
  of marijuana way harder to open up. You know
• 31:31
  why I say that? There's this one package I get.
• 31:35
  I don't know what the name of the brand. Let's
• 31:36
  see if it's right here. It's called Diamond Sprinkled
• 31:40
  Pringles. And the brand is Muffins. Muffins.
• 31:44
  And you can get it in Georgia and Florida, which
• 31:47
  I don't quite get the Georgia thing because I
• 31:48
  thought they hated marijuana or THCA. And this
• 31:51
  freaking thing, I look like a mutant trying to
• 31:54
  open it up. You tear it open. Now, I don't have
• 31:57
  long nails like a hot ass girl that gives a good
• 31:59
  hand job. Scratch just a little when you're sucking
• 32:03
  on it. But you look at the package and it's impossible
• 32:06
  to open. I end up using a fork. I look like an
• 32:09
  idiot. Guys be nuts. If you were listening to
• 32:18
  the best of hobby on Fresno's feed or in the
• 32:22
  podcast, you might have heard best of. clip play
• 32:26
  back to back that being the clip about radio
• 32:31
  stations in kansas city i was listening live
• 32:34
  to my show on fresno just kind of critiquing
• 32:36
  it a little bit you hear about radio legends
• 32:38
  like larry lujac back in the day listening to
• 32:40
  their show back on the way home after taping
• 32:43
  it while being on air i listen back to my show
• 32:45
  every day to critique it and um I was listening
• 32:50
  back and two clips played back to back. You know,
• 32:53
  my typical rewind sound effect. And then it also
• 32:58
  played twice. And that's the one thing. It's
• 33:02
  cool to smoke during a show. It's cool to hang
• 33:06
  out and do your thing. You know what I mean?
• 33:10
  Jelly bean, but when you're playing two things
• 33:12
  that are the same back to back. That's no good.
• 33:26
  I don't know what the hell is going on in the
• 33:30
  world, but one of my old coworkers, he's having
• 33:34
  his fourth kid. So he calls one of my friends
• 33:37
  to announce it to him, and I'm there, and I'm
• 33:39
  like, hey, dude, I miss you. You got laid off.
• 33:41
  How you been? And then he just tries to convert
• 33:47
  me to Jebus right then and there. I'm like, why
• 33:50
  do Christians always have to try to convert me
• 33:53
  to Jesus Christ? If I burn in hell for eternity
• 33:58
  because of my lack of belief in God, that's so
• 34:03
  bad. I don't know what's driving me nuts then.
• 34:10
  Or the fact that everyone's asking me to do video.
• 34:14
  I don't want to do video. I look hideous on video.
• 34:19
  Now, that's just a bit. I don't like that bad.
• 34:23
  But I'm definitely more of an audio person. I
• 34:27
  definitely look better in an audio format. I'm
• 34:32
  just telling you. people are like you need to
• 34:35
  do like a hawk tour video well the hawk tour
• 34:37
  video was cool because it was a once in a lifetime
• 34:39
  just you know talking to a girl about a blow
• 34:42
  job what was it lightning in a pan or whatever
• 34:46
  like you know that's that's not the saying but
• 34:48
  like it was a moment in time but that's never
• 34:53
  gonna happen again oh yeah I am having a midlife
• 35:02
  crisis for sure. I recently fixed my Nintendo
• 35:09
  Switch. There was an energy drink that exploded
• 35:11
  in my backpack. So the controllers on each side
• 35:14
  of the switch didn't work. So I had to get a
• 35:15
  new controller. But I, you know, got the Super
• 35:18
  Mario Pack. And I've been playing the game, hanging
• 35:26
  on. And oh boy is it fun to play. But these prices.
• 35:33
  It's me, Mario. Every year. You have to pay 50
• 35:40
  bucks to buy the game. You know how nonsense
• 35:44
  that is? You should own it once. I wonder if
• 35:54
  Mario ever got to bang out the princess. Hey,
• 36:00
  Mario, come bang me. Hey, Luigi, get in front.
• 36:03
  Let's go to work. You can watch Donkey Kong.
• 36:10
  Wario can be like Bubba the Love Sponge and be
• 36:12
  a cuck in the corner. But yeah, these video games,
• 36:19
  man, they are going way up in price. Remember
• 36:25
  this though? This is the Snola level of Mario.
• 36:31
  Oh, my mom's listening to this getting triggered.
• 36:34
  This is all I used to play. All right, but a
• 36:48
  real discussion we need to have about video games.
• 36:53
  These... Frickin' prices. Guess how much a refurbished
• 36:58
  Xbox 360 is? Something that came out 20 years
• 37:02
  ago. Not during COVID. I got a new one because
• 37:06
  you know how they used to always break so easily?
• 37:08
  Yeah, so mine from my childhood broke. So during
• 37:10
  COVID, my mom was like, I want to give you 300
• 37:13
  bucks. Get as many video games as you want. This
• 37:15
  is going to be a shutdown for a while. And then
• 37:17
  honestly, in Florida, it wasn't shut down that
• 37:18
  long. I had like 20 games. Everything from Scarface
• 37:24
  to Simpsons Hit and Run to all the NBAs. And
• 37:27
  I was like, first I looked at the price of a
• 37:30
  PS5 because I want to get GTA because I was never
• 37:34
  allowed to play as a kid. Freaking 600 days!
• 37:41
  And you know how much an Xbox 360 is? At least
• 37:46
  a PS5 is new, right? Xbox 360 is $300. I got
• 37:58
  that bitch for like $125 in 2020. Are you out
• 38:03
  of your mind, world? No wonder we're getting
• 38:07
  screwed without lube. That's ridiculous. Again,
• 38:12
  I am not defending. The price of the PS5. But
• 38:18
  at least it's new. At least it's new. But the
• 38:23
  one good part about video games is there was
• 38:26
  kind of a, you know, a disagreement between Donkey
• 38:31
  Kong, the company that made Donkey Kong. And
• 38:35
  there was a disagreement between them and Nintendo.
• 38:38
  So the game was not on the pack. But guess what's
• 38:41
  back? Okay. Donkey Kong. Woohoo! This game's
• 39:24
  so hard. I never beat it. It reminds me of my
• 39:32
  dad. We used to bond over it. Oh, sure. I got
• 39:51
  it. Oh, sure. Uh -huh. This is the only radio
• 40:37
  show that'll play the whole Donkey Kong 64 song.
• 40:41
  Every other radio show would be like, oh my God,
• 40:43
  we're breaking PPM rules. Wow. Okay. Grab your
• 40:55
  weed during this. He's in the mood. I got it.
• 41:05
  He'll make you smile. I got it. Burn in hell.
• 42:02
  You know how a lot of radio shows do the same
• 42:05
  thing? I don't think a radio show has ever said
• 42:07
  burn in hell over the Donkey Kong music. That
• 42:12
  was cool how that happened. Oh, yeah. Yesterday
• 42:15
  was National Radio Day. The day everyone brags
• 42:28
  about their career on Facebook. Where the floors
• 42:41
  all squeak Now I'm in the booth with the words
• 42:43
  I keep Old school cap, clean fit, fresh heat
• 42:46
  Got my name in the feed and my plays on repeat
• 42:49
  Say it loud, don't hide Let the whole town slide
• 42:53
  From the phone to the sky Yeah, we all on shine
• 42:58
  Turn me up on Radio Day Turn me up, let the whole
• 43:03
  block spit I work too hard, now I can't stay
• 43:06
  low I work too hard, now I can't stay low. Turn
• 43:17
  me on. Yeah, man. Everyone posts on friggin'
• 43:20
  Radio Day. I mean, I did a collage of like the
• 43:22
  people I've met, but it's just like, I don't
• 43:25
  know. It's just sad. It's sad to see all the
• 43:29
  boomers that ruined everything. Talking about
• 43:34
  how great it was when they were making millions
• 43:37
  of dollars. Goody, goody, gumdrop. I don't know.
• 43:43
  I feel sad about radio. I still work in radio.
• 43:46
  I love radio. But man, I think about the days
• 43:49
  of listening to Eddie and Joe, but I'm like,
• 43:51
  can we bring that back? If you spend a little
• 43:56
  bit of money, you're going to have success. I
• 44:01
  don't know. I just, God, radio's strange. There's
• 44:10
  a freaking report too. We got to talk about this.
• 44:17
  Very strange. I don't know why radio has to lie.
• 44:20
  Now listen, I am the biggest proponent for radio.
• 44:24
  I don't want anybody to twist that around. But
• 44:29
  I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
• 44:32
  girls, I saw this report here. And this is just
• 44:37
  an outward lie. Why are you lying to us? It says
• 44:44
  here, broadcast radio reaches 90 % of teenagers.
• 44:48
  Now, now, now, now, here's the problem. Radio
• 44:51
  Insight. Lance Venta's a good guy. He writes
• 44:55
  about radio. He does a good deep in -depth on
• 44:58
  their career whenever he writes about somebody.
• 45:00
  He's a radio fan. Didn't really appreciate him
• 45:04
  now wanting to write about Tom Bernard hiring
• 45:06
  me as a social media producer because it was
• 45:08
  a podcast and not a radio show, so I don't really
• 45:10
  have any gripes. Just kidding. But I'm telling
• 45:13
  you, this report right here is false. You know
• 45:18
  how many people I know with like 14 -year -olds
• 45:19
  and they go, is radio like podcasts? That should
• 45:23
  make you feel bad. And this whole freaking thing
• 45:29
  that radio's doing where they're like, oh, we
• 45:31
  reach 90 % of people. You know what that really
• 45:35
  means? Tony Mazur told me this. They have this
• 45:42
  thing. Actually, let me call my friend Tony Mazur.
• 45:47
  I want to have him describe it to me. 856 -49
• 45:52
  -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
• 45:57
  at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email
• 46:00
  me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. I'm about to
• 46:04
  call you from an 856 number about the radio stat.
• 46:14
  This is how you know if those actual... Phone
• 46:18
  calls on the radio are real because my friend
• 46:20
  Tony Mazur, who's a radio guy in Cleveland, now
• 46:25
  he's doing a blue collar job, but he was the
• 46:27
  program director of 107 .3 and then worked for
• 46:29
  that talk station in Akron. He was the one that
• 46:32
  told me about all these things where they say
• 46:34
  that radio is reaching people. So let me call
• 46:37
  Tony. If this doesn't answer, that's fine. Let's
• 46:41
  see here. This is how we'll know if those calls
• 46:42
  are real. You have reached the voicemail of Tony
• 46:46
  Major. I can't come to the phone right now, mainly
• 46:48
  because there's a plethora of spam calls that
• 46:50
  I... All right, I like his passive aggressiveness.
• 46:53
  Let's do it again here. One more time. You have
• 46:59
  reached the voicemail. I can't. Mainly because
• 47:02
  there's a plethora of spam calls that I love.
• 47:05
  They are immediately silenced on an unrecognized
• 47:08
  number and it goes right to my voicemail. So
• 47:10
  leave me a voicemail or a text message and I
• 47:13
  will call you right now. You're not spam. Thanks.
• 47:16
  Bye. Hey, Tony Mazur. I think I'm not spam. By
• 47:19
  the way, this is Ryan Hoppy. There's a report
• 47:22
  that said that 90 % of teenagers reach radio.
• 47:27
  And I think it's absolutely untrue that 90 %
• 47:30
  of people listen to radio. So call me back at
• 47:33
  856 -494 -6773 because you're the one that told
• 47:37
  me during the interview we did that that stat
• 47:39
  is false. Love you. Call me back. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 47:45
  That's 856 -494 -6773. All right. We're going
• 47:50
  to see if Tony calls me at that. At this number
• 47:54
  I just left. Also, I'll move on. This is how
• 47:57
  you know that I do real segments and not a fake.
• 48:00
  I call this. Yesterday, I was totally burnt out.
• 48:05
  I said to myself, you know what I need? I need
• 48:08
  just a day. Not to do work. And I felt absolutely
• 48:14
  great. But I also have a problem taking time
• 48:16
  off. Because if I take a time off. Then I feel
• 48:23
  like people are getting ahead of me, you know?
• 48:25
  It drives me nuts. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856
• 48:30
  -494 -6773. This is Kaz. Yeah, hello. Tony, what's
• 48:37
  up, dude? What's going on, man? Am I on the air?
• 48:41
  You're on my podcast, which will be aired in
• 48:43
  other cities after the fact. So you can swear,
• 48:46
  and it's a podcast that sounds live. Okay. I
• 48:51
  don't go for that kind of blue language. I'm
• 48:53
  sorry. It's okay, buddy. I saw this headline
• 48:56
  here, and this reminded me, when I saw this headline,
• 48:59
  Tony, this reminded me of us sitting at the mall
• 49:03
  four months ago. When you talked about how, when
• 49:06
  you worked at 107 .3, they were all saying about
• 49:08
  how radio reaches all the people, and if you
• 49:10
  listen at the dentist's office, it's considered
• 49:12
  listening, right? Oh, yeah. did you see the stat
• 49:17
  that iHeart did where iHeart did a study about
• 49:20
  iHeart? Did you see it? Oh, you mean a study
• 49:24
  about themselves? Yes. I saw a little bit of
• 49:27
  it. Do you want me to read it to you? Well, I
• 49:30
  want to mention, because what we said on the
• 49:32
  podcast, this was about four and a half years
• 49:35
  ago when I was still working in radio. And I
• 49:38
  got a, we were sitting down, this is during COVID
• 49:41
  times, we're all wearing masks. And they put
• 49:44
  a thing on the screen that says, well, you know,
• 49:47
  97 % of people still listen to the radio or it
• 49:51
  still reaches them, I should say. It's not like
• 49:53
  they actually go on in their car. And it's like,
• 49:56
  well, yeah, of course, when you're walking through
• 49:58
  a mall in Tampa, Florida, and they have the local
• 50:02
  radio station on, yeah, I guess you're technically
• 50:04
  listening to it or you're walking into the gym
• 50:06
  or at the dentist's office, like you said. But
• 50:10
  that's the only thing that they really have,
• 50:12
  because if you notice, people are getting new
• 50:14
  cars. They don't have AMS antennas. I have a
• 50:17
  2023 car, and you've got to jump through a hoop
• 50:21
  if you actually want terrestrial radio. My mom
• 50:23
  is the same way. Yeah, your best bet is to get
• 50:26
  what's ever on your Bluetooth. Tony, so this
• 50:29
  got about 500 comments on the Radio Insight Facebook
• 50:32
  page, and it was a report that iHeart did. Here's
• 50:37
  the headline. I heart media broadcast radio reaches
• 50:42
  90 % of teenagers. I love radio. Don't get me
• 50:51
  wrong. I'm still doing it, but that is not true.
• 50:53
  I have so many friends that are like your age,
• 50:56
  kind of my age that maybe had kids young that
• 50:58
  are like 13, 14. And let me tell you, they all
• 51:02
  ask me. Is radio like the Bad Friends podcast
• 51:06
  or is radio like Joe Rogan? Yeah. I'm going to
• 51:10
  be honest there. Yeah, well, you know, it's funny
• 51:14
  because you probably have seen this wave of 90s
• 51:17
  nostalgia that's going on right now that there
• 51:20
  are Zoomers now who were born in 2000. who obviously
• 51:25
  weren't alive during the 90s, yet are mimicking
• 51:28
  and dressing like what I did back in the 1990s.
• 51:32
  And I'm noticing, I sometimes see people wearing,
• 51:35
  for example, I'm in Cleveland, Ohio. Well, it's
• 51:39
  still, I guess, the home of the buzzard and WMMS.
• 51:42
  I see teenagers wearing buzzard WMMS t -shirts.
• 51:46
  Really? They don't know where that comes from.
• 51:49
  Are you serious? They just think it's a cool
• 51:50
  logo. But they've never heard of it. They don't
• 51:53
  know what that is. What they did is they saw
• 51:56
  a sticker probably on their dad's toolbox from
• 51:59
  when he used to listen back in the 80s and the
• 52:00
  90s. And they're like, oh, that's kind of a cool
• 52:03
  logo. I could get that on a shirt. They sell
• 52:05
  it at the local clothing company down the street.
• 52:07
  But they don't know what that really means. Are
• 52:09
  you saying they're not fans of Alan Cox or the
• 52:12
  old Maxwell show? I mean, they don't know what
• 52:16
  this, it's like telling them, oh, a radio show,
• 52:18
  it's like a podcast with more commercials and
• 52:21
  you have to censor yourself. And if you were
• 52:23
  to ask them what Alan Cox is, they'd think it's
• 52:25
  a porn star. Yeah, it's just, I think people
• 52:32
  like the aesthetic of the 1990s and what it was,
• 52:35
  but especially the younger people, and they didn't
• 52:38
  get a chance to grow up at a certain time of,
• 52:41
  because here's what it is, when you listen to
• 52:43
  the radio, I think the reason you're still working
• 52:47
  and you're still trying to get something out
• 52:49
  of it is that radio had a spontaneity behind
• 52:53
  it where you didn't know what the next song was
• 52:55
  unless you were the DJ. But it could be one of
• 52:58
  your favorite songs or it could be one you would
• 53:00
  like to skip. But the thrill of knowing that
• 53:03
  the one song is ending and it's going into another
• 53:05
  song or it's going to be a commercial break and
• 53:07
  the anxiety of waiting five to ten minutes for
• 53:10
  another song coming up, that was great. We don't
• 53:13
  have that anymore because I could just go on
• 53:15
  my phone and say, I want to listen to Alice in
• 53:16
  Chains right now. And not only do I want to listen
• 53:19
  to Alice in Chains, I only want to listen to
• 53:21
  Alice in Chains. And I want to hear the curse
• 53:23
  words in Man in the Box. And not have it say
• 53:27
  spit. According to the radio, the only Soundgarden
• 53:32
  song that's ever existed is Black Hole Sun. Not
• 53:35
  Rusty Cage, nothing else. Just Black Hole Sun.
• 53:38
  And the only, even though I like the song, the
• 53:41
  only Metallica song I ever heard on WMMS. Now,
• 53:44
  granted, I love this song because when I drove
• 53:46
  in to Cleveland and I saw the skyline, it got
• 53:49
  caught in traffic in 2014. So the song has a
• 53:53
  lot of meaning to me, but I'm also sick of it
• 53:55
  now. The only song MMS plays is Enter Sandman.
• 54:00
  Yeah, so it's interesting. I might have mentioned
• 54:03
  this on the show we did a couple months ago,
• 54:05
  but I had a music consultant that would tell
• 54:07
  me that some bands didn't have more than just,
• 54:11
  they only had one hit, and other bands were enormous.
• 54:15
  So, for example, Linkin Park, everything they
• 54:18
  put out was an immediate hit. And I'm going,
• 54:20
  no, it wasn't. I mean, yeah, Meteora had, what,
• 54:24
  three or four songs. Hybrid Theory had a couple
• 54:27
  of songs. And then after that, they had like
• 54:29
  one or two other songs. Look, no, no, everything
• 54:32
  they put out, Foo Fighters, Weezer, because the
• 54:35
  powers that be determined that. Yet he at the
• 54:37
  same time said, Tony, you like Queens of the
• 54:41
  Stone Age, I know that, but they only had one
• 54:43
  hit. And I remember going to see Queens of the
• 54:46
  Stone Age in Detroit in 2025 at the Fox Theater,
• 54:50
  playing nothing but Chamber Strings B -side.
• 54:55
  The place was sold out. You couldn't get a ticket
• 54:57
  for under $120. And they didn't play one hit,
• 55:01
  and the crowd loved it. And then I just saw them
• 55:04
  last week open for Foo Fighters in front of 45
• 55:06
  ,000 people. So that band that only had one hit
• 55:10
  seems to be doing pretty well. I swear to God,
• 55:15
  I don't know if the consultants even know what
• 55:17
  they're talking about. Now, there is one consultant.
• 55:20
  Oh, no, no, no. They do. I believe they're on
• 55:24
  the take. I believe they're on the take from
• 55:26
  record companies. That's why they push certain
• 55:28
  apps and others. I never thought about that.
• 55:31
  That's all it is. It's just a music consultant
• 55:34
  deals with the record labels, which is why you
• 55:37
  don't see regular radio push indie labels. When
• 55:41
  you see a band that says they claim to be indie,
• 55:43
  like Arcade Fire, they're not indie. They're
• 55:46
  on a subsidiary of a major label. So it's all
• 55:49
  fake. So your music consultant doesn't want to
• 55:53
  find the best music for your radio station. He's
• 55:57
  getting free concert tickets, free this, free
• 56:00
  that, all under the table, probably paid in some
• 56:03
  way, allegedly. I'm not going to out anybody,
• 56:06
  but I know people. in the industry who follow
• 56:09
  the band Ghost around. Well, Ghost doesn't really
• 56:13
  get a lot of people. Ghost isn't on regular radio,
• 56:18
  but Ghost is very big online. They can fill up
• 56:21
  a stadium, and yet you've never heard them on
• 56:24
  WMMS, or you've never heard them on 97X in Tampa,
• 56:29
  or anything like that. But sometimes it depends
• 56:32
  on the promotion of it. Uh, the music, the music
• 56:36
  consultants are the ones who really dictate how
• 56:38
  things go. And everybody else who works at the
• 56:40
  radio station is just a lackey. Tony, did you
• 56:43
  know? Shut up. Don't, don't do a podcast. Yeah.
• 56:46
  Don't do the thing that everyone listens to.
• 56:48
  Tony, did you know that this phone call will
• 56:51
  reach 95 % of people? Well, I mean, that's the
• 56:57
  thing is they say 95, but did they miss the decimal
• 57:00
  point? Did they move it over to the left two
• 57:03
  places? Dude, I have a cousin. Listen, I don't
• 57:06
  want any rogue. radio programmer to hear this
• 57:09
  and think I hate radio I actually like it but
• 57:11
  I'm just being honest like I have a cousin that
• 57:13
  was born in 04 and one in 07 and I know a ton
• 57:16
  of people that are like 37 38 that had kids in
• 57:19
  2012 that are like 14 now and they whenever I
• 57:22
  talk to any of them they look at me like I think
• 57:25
  it would have been like talking about newspapers
• 57:27
  in 2010 it's kind of become the new newspaper
• 57:30
  right before the recession you know It's old
• 57:34
  media is what it is. And the thing is, it's not
• 57:37
  coming back. Just like, remember a few years
• 57:39
  ago, they tried to make cassette tapes a thing
• 57:41
  again. Cassette tapes were the worst. I mean,
• 57:44
  they're worse than CDs. You had to take your
• 57:47
  pencil and rewind it. But they tried to do it
• 57:52
  because it's hipster and it's fun. And then you
• 57:54
  have people going out and getting vinyl. But
• 57:57
  the thing is, here's the truth about vinyl. Yes.
• 58:00
  that they don't tell you about. It's a digital
• 58:02
  pressed copy onto wax. So what you think is getting
• 58:06
  this crisp sound that you can even, if you listen
• 58:09
  closely, you can hear a door slam two studios
• 58:11
  away. It's fake. It's the same thing you're getting
• 58:14
  on your MP3, but they're making a buck off of
• 58:17
  you because you're a hipster and you want to
• 58:20
  play something on your Victrola turntable. And
• 58:23
  that's just not, I mean, that's the thing is...
• 58:27
  The aesthetic on some things, they like to try
• 58:29
  to bring back and resurrect that. But ultimately,
• 58:32
  it's just kind of a LARP. It's kind of cosplaying.
• 58:35
  So I don't think you're going to see this rise
• 58:38
  in Gen Z and even Gen Alpha, the teenagers and
• 58:41
  even younger, who are going to be like, yeah,
• 58:44
  I want to listen to the radio. I really like
• 58:46
  that Rage Against the Machine song where they
• 58:48
  cut off the final minute and a half. And all
• 58:51
  of a sudden it just goes into a drum beat and
• 58:55
  the song's over. And then five minutes of commercials.
• 59:01
  I think it's the song Be Without You by Mary
• 59:05
  J. Blige. Or no, I think it's We Belong Together
• 59:08
  by Mariah Carey where the last like 30 seconds
• 59:12
  is just amazing vocals where the voice just goes
• 59:16
  on and on. And on the hip hop station here. Classic
• 59:20
  hits one that I heart does in Tampa. They'll
• 59:23
  just cut it off and it'll be like, did you know
• 59:24
  that the I heart radio app has a talkback feature?
• 59:27
  I'm like, can you just let me listen to Mariah's
• 59:30
  vocals for 20 more seconds? I will get the fucking
• 59:32
  app. They do that with the song Sultans of Swing
• 59:37
  by Dire Straits. Dire Straits has this, Mark
• 59:42
  Knopfler does this great guitar solo at the end.
• 59:46
  Yes. So intricate for a mainstream classic rock
• 59:50
  staple. It's probably on your classic rock station
• 59:53
  right now, wherever you are listening to this.
• 59:55
  And yet it's the one classic rock song that I'll
• 59:57
  go, I'm not turning this off. I still enjoy this.
• 1:00:00
  And yet it's cut off when he's just. wailing
• 1:00:03
  on the guitar and no one and that's just how
• 1:00:06
  it is but they don't you know it's because the
• 1:00:09
  song is too long for them you know it's like
• 1:00:11
  four minutes and 58 seconds we got to somehow
• 1:00:14
  get this down to about four and tighten it up
• 1:00:17
  a little bit we got to do a segment like once
• 1:00:19
  a month man you got way too much stuff to it's
• 1:00:22
  got to be heard dude you are fucking funny Well,
• 1:00:26
  I appreciate that. And yeah, I don't have anything
• 1:00:29
  to buy. I mean, I have my podcast and everything.
• 1:00:31
  How can people find it? By the way, it's on iHeartRadio.
• 1:00:36
  So when you're scrolling through your favorite
• 1:00:39
  radio station in town, find the Check Your Brain
• 1:00:41
  podcast. Very little commercials because people
• 1:00:45
  don't want to sponsor my show, but that's okay.
• 1:00:48
  I don't want to be beholden to sponsors. Yeah,
• 1:00:51
  because then you got to keep them happy. So you're
• 1:00:52
  on Patreon as well, right? Yeah, I got a Patreon
• 1:00:56
  if anyone's interested, and I put out free stuff
• 1:00:59
  every – I do it weekly. I feel like I'm on the
• 1:01:02
  slow retirement tour because I'm a – I'll be
• 1:01:05
  honest. I'm a bit of a Luddite when it comes
• 1:01:08
  to my technology and everyone's – because here's
• 1:01:11
  – I want to do one more thing if I can say this.
• 1:01:13
  Yeah, you're fine. So a lot of people who work
• 1:01:16
  with podcasting and the biggest podcasts in the
• 1:01:20
  world and even the ones – like they have a whole
• 1:01:22
  YouTube channel, but here's the thing. It's not
• 1:01:25
  like the hosts of that are also producing it
• 1:01:28
  as well. They have a whole team. They have guys
• 1:01:30
  that they work with or they're a part of a network.
• 1:01:33
  And they're the ones who are putting the video
• 1:01:35
  out there. And they put that little thing, the
• 1:01:37
  icon on the YouTube page says, like and subscribe.
• 1:01:40
  And then they cut out little things you could
• 1:01:42
  put for Instagram reels and TikTok videos. I
• 1:01:45
  don't have that. I'm my producer. I'm my booker.
• 1:01:48
  I'm my own host. I'm my own sales guy and everything
• 1:01:53
  like that. So if you want something genuine,
• 1:01:55
  go check out Hoppy Hour. Check out Check Your
• 1:01:57
  Brain Podcast with me. If you want something
• 1:02:00
  that's more polished, a part of a network, they're
• 1:02:03
  all out there. There's very few who actually
• 1:02:06
  are putting in the work and booking their own
• 1:02:08
  guests and stuff like that. So everything is
• 1:02:11
  fake. But we're now at the point where podcasting
• 1:02:15
  is where radio is or radio was probably in the
• 1:02:18
  early 2000s. I agree. I don't know what the next,
• 1:02:23
  what do you think is the next thing? Streaming.
• 1:02:26
  What's the next big thing? Because what I'm working
• 1:02:28
  on is getting, so I don't do videos, but I'm
• 1:02:31
  working on getting like AI visuals and re -airing
• 1:02:34
  my show on Kik and Twitch. And I think this whole
• 1:02:37
  Kik thing, I don't personally want to be on camera
• 1:02:40
  walking around downtown St. Pete bothering people,
• 1:02:43
  like how guys like Adrian Broner do it in LA,
• 1:02:46
  but I do want to somehow get on Kik. So I think
• 1:02:49
  that live streaming is kind of, And it's what
• 1:02:52
  all the 2005 babies are doing, like I Show Speed
• 1:02:55
  and Neon. So I think podcasting is actually maybe
• 1:03:00
  even in 2005 radio. I think podcasting is because
• 1:03:04
  too many people are doing it. I get invited.
• 1:03:08
  I'm not picky and choosy. I'll do your podcast
• 1:03:11
  because you're fucking good and you're my friend,
• 1:03:13
  but I got invited onto a podcast with a guy that
• 1:03:16
  was a male porn star, but he wanted to only talk
• 1:03:19
  about sex, and I was like, I'm good. Yeah, I
• 1:03:23
  mean, well, the thing is with podcasting that's
• 1:03:26
  good is that it's limited commercials. It's long
• 1:03:31
  -form content. It is what radio used to be, just
• 1:03:35
  uncensored in many ways. and also you can have
• 1:03:39
  it in the car. So, Ryan, if you're ever driving
• 1:03:42
  to Fort Myers, for example, two -hour drive,
• 1:03:45
  are you going to watch somebody stream the entire
• 1:03:48
  time? And if you are watching a stream, let's
• 1:03:50
  say you're watching Clavicular, what is he doing
• 1:03:53
  other than just sitting in a chair and there's
• 1:03:55
  just tip comments? that's what I don't get people
• 1:03:58
  tell me like Tony I like your content I wish
• 1:04:00
  you did more videos of what you want to see me
• 1:04:03
  sitting in a chair be on a microphone I know
• 1:04:05
  dude dude I I love watching him at the club where
• 1:04:09
  he's probably not supposed to be there because
• 1:04:11
  he's not born in 2005 and my favorite part is
• 1:04:15
  when he goes up to a girl who's like so do you
• 1:04:17
  want to fuck tonight and I'm thinking I had a
• 1:04:19
  classless era where I banged a lot of girls I
• 1:04:23
  partied a lot it was in Cleveland and Tampa but
• 1:04:26
  i never once dude i never once went up to a girl
• 1:04:29
  at a at a club and was like hey do you want to
• 1:04:31
  fuck yeah that that is uh but i mean it's it's
• 1:04:38
  a it's a new society well i mean if you think
• 1:04:40
  about it saying that on a podcast or saying that
• 1:04:43
  on a stream i should say goodness i'm an unk
• 1:04:45
  now yeah um But saying that on a stream, it's
• 1:04:49
  almost kind of like a Howard Stern, why don't
• 1:04:52
  you ride the Sibian here? Yeah, I was thinking
• 1:04:54
  that too. Or the 55 -gallon drum contest. So
• 1:04:56
  maybe it's all coming full circle again. All
• 1:04:59
  Clavicular will need to do is get a baseball
• 1:05:01
  bat and do the waffle or the baseball bat challenge
• 1:05:04
  Opie and Anthony did, and then he's good. I was
• 1:05:08
  in Florida. I was in Miami when he overdosed.
• 1:05:12
  Yeah. He was opening up a club the next day.
• 1:05:14
  You were there? Yeah. Well, I was down in, I
• 1:05:18
  think it was in West Palm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:20
  We were sitting at a bar, and my wife hates clavicular.
• 1:05:23
  And I just, she's like, who is this guy? I hate
• 1:05:27
  mogging and mewing. Leah, Leah seems like he,
• 1:05:31
  I cannot imagine Leah liking him at all. No,
• 1:05:35
  she did not. And I said, well, we got to go to
• 1:05:37
  this club opening. It's in South Beach. You know,
• 1:05:39
  we're only just like an hour away from it. And
• 1:05:41
  she's like, we are absolutely not. And I said,
• 1:05:43
  oh, wait a second. We might not be able to. She
• 1:05:46
  just overdosed on GHB just now. And then he was
• 1:05:50
  there the next night. And who knows? I don't
• 1:05:52
  know if the club's even still open. And that
• 1:05:53
  was in April. God, it would be the best having
• 1:05:56
  Leah call him out, having him, like, not hit
• 1:05:59
  on Leah, but, like, talk to Leah. And she, like,
• 1:06:01
  puts a drink in his. Dude, what if Leah went
• 1:06:03
  viral? Yeah. Well, you know what's funny is I
• 1:06:08
  sent her the picture of us. We took that picture
• 1:06:10
  at the mall. And she's like. Because she used
• 1:06:13
  to listen to you. Because we've been together
• 1:06:16
  almost 10 years. And when you were in there in
• 1:06:19
  2014, her ex -boyfriend was a huge Alan Cox show
• 1:06:22
  and Rover fan. So she knew about the whole thing
• 1:06:25
  because her ex -boyfriend was into it. And she's
• 1:06:27
  like, holy crap, how tall is he? He's a monster.
• 1:06:30
  Yeah, I made you look really short. I'm sorry.
• 1:06:34
  And I'm like, I'm 5 '11", 6 '0", depending on
• 1:06:37
  the day or if I got a chiropractic adjustment.
• 1:06:40
  Dude, that day, I specifically looked very tall.
• 1:06:43
  I don't know. I think it might have been whoever
• 1:06:45
  took our picture, I think, was shorter. So it
• 1:06:48
  made you look shorter because you're not that
• 1:06:50
  short. It was very strange. Is it George Murasan
• 1:06:54
  and Billy Crystal or whatever? My giant with...
• 1:06:59
  Tony, you're the best. I needed this because
• 1:07:00
  I needed to hear because you're the one that
• 1:07:02
  told me about the whole radio reaching little
• 1:07:06
  stat they use. And when I saw that, I immediately
• 1:07:08
  thought of you and I was like, I got to call
• 1:07:10
  you, you know? Well, it's funny because we're
• 1:07:14
  by 2030. I think we talked about it, that there's
• 1:07:17
  a lot. You're going to see a lot of people out
• 1:07:20
  of a job and it's already happening. It's happening
• 1:07:22
  in television. You want to talk about where things
• 1:07:24
  used to be? There's a lot of TV stations. If
• 1:07:27
  you follow along with other groups, they're laying
• 1:07:31
  people off left and right. Where they said three,
• 1:07:33
  four years ago, no, we're not going to embrace
• 1:07:37
  AI because that'll be bad for our business. And
• 1:07:39
  now all of a sudden they're laying people off
• 1:07:41
  and AI is the new editor. And also the problem
• 1:07:44
  is going on with local TV. is the same thing
• 1:07:48
  that's going on with local radio which is it
• 1:07:50
  used to be in the 90s you go to let's say rapid
• 1:07:55
  city south dakota and then you go to norfolk
• 1:07:59
  virginia And then you go to Charlotte and then
• 1:08:03
  you go to Chicago. You would go from market 200
• 1:08:05
  to whatever, to whatever, to whatever. Now in
• 1:08:08
  radio, they have the voice tracking or the same
• 1:08:10
  five shows in all cities. But what's going on
• 1:08:12
  with local TV is they'll just have, if you're
• 1:08:15
  in like, let's say, I think it was Evansville
• 1:08:18
  where it happened. Evansville, Indiana. They'll
• 1:08:20
  just air the weather channel. They don't have
• 1:08:23
  your local little Dick Goddard anymore, you know?
• 1:08:27
  Well, that's also being done by AI because that's
• 1:08:29
  what's going to happen is the person, for the
• 1:08:32
  three people still listening to regular radio,
• 1:08:35
  in the next couple of years, your DJ will not
• 1:08:39
  be a person. your DJ will be like, hey, it's
• 1:08:43
  Blazer, it's 7 .52 in the morning, and that was
• 1:08:47
  Man in the Box by Ellison James from Facelift
• 1:08:50
  back in 1990. Hey, coming up we have Even Flow
• 1:08:54
  by Pearl Jam, and we'll give you some tickets
• 1:08:56
  to go see Weezer at the Tampa Bay whatever forum.
• 1:09:01
  That's not a person. They're working out the
• 1:09:04
  kinks right now. The voiceover people that do
• 1:09:08
  the sweepers and the bumpers and stuff, those
• 1:09:11
  are AI already at this point. I was doing that
• 1:09:14
  in 2020 and 2021. So it's definitely AI, except
• 1:09:18
  for maybe the recognizable big, big, deep voice
• 1:09:21
  guy that you can't necessarily recreate yet.
• 1:09:25
  I just look at this because yesterday was National
• 1:09:27
  Radio Day when we're recording this. And I saw
• 1:09:31
  it's adorable. All the people and they're like
• 1:09:33
  all the call letters back in the day. Oh, look,
• 1:09:36
  he's got his mustache on because it's 1987. What
• 1:09:40
  a career he's going to have. And then next up,
• 1:09:44
  next up, you see the post on LinkedIn that says,
• 1:09:47
  well, folks, I knew this day was coming, but.
• 1:09:50
  I am finding greener pastures as my company has
• 1:09:54
  laid me off. You know, I want to thank such and
• 1:09:57
  such media company for keeping me employed these
• 1:10:00
  last 38 years. And I thank so -and -so. And if
• 1:10:04
  anybody's interested in a 72 -year -old grizzled
• 1:10:08
  radio guy, yeah, no one is. Sorry, Scorch. Dude,
• 1:10:11
  the best is... Dude, the best to me is when...
• 1:10:16
  Okay, so... The best is when it's the radio executives
• 1:10:20
  or the salespeople that are older that are making
• 1:10:23
  all the money saying on LinkedIn, they'll post
• 1:10:27
  those like blogs about radio reaching 90 % of
• 1:10:30
  people. And it'll be like some AI caption where
• 1:10:33
  it'll be like. Oh, forget about Twitch, Kik,
• 1:10:36
  TikTok, Spotify, Apple Music, iHeartRadio, Netflix,
• 1:10:40
  Amazon. Radio's where the heart's at. It still
• 1:10:43
  reaches 90 % of people, and that's awesome. And
• 1:10:46
  it's just nonsense. My mother is sending me videos
• 1:10:52
  through Facebook Messenger of AI dogs doing coordinated
• 1:10:58
  dancing. My mother is 67 years old, so she is
• 1:11:02
  a boomer. We're at the point now where the boomers
• 1:11:05
  are embracing AI in this technology. It means
• 1:11:09
  for old traditional media, the newspaper, the
• 1:11:13
  TV, the radio, we're on borrowed time, ladies
• 1:11:16
  and germs. It's time to try to get something
• 1:11:19
  figured out here. Honestly, I kind of feel bad.
• 1:11:25
  for maybe not necessarily the 20 -somethings
• 1:11:27
  who are in media, because it's a good springboard
• 1:11:30
  to something. It's good to put on the resume,
• 1:11:32
  hey, I worked at a TV station, a radio station,
• 1:11:34
  whatever. Now I'm doing this now. I'm doing whatever,
• 1:11:37
  insert PR job. But man, if you're somebody who's
• 1:11:41
  not yet at retirement age, let's say you're 43
• 1:11:43
  years old, and what do you do? You get laid off.
• 1:11:47
  Is everyone just going to get a job in PR? Is
• 1:11:51
  that all everybody's worth now? What I don't
• 1:11:53
  like... is that before iHeart would lay off people
• 1:11:56
  with average ratings, but like someone that I
• 1:11:59
  talked to that obviously you've heard of, Kid
• 1:12:01
  Chris. Kid Chris was still number one in Cincinnati
• 1:12:04
  getting great numbers and he had hundreds of
• 1:12:07
  thousands of listeners and he gets let go. That
• 1:12:09
  to me is where I'm starting to get discouraged
• 1:12:11
  is when you see the rock and roll and funny DJs
• 1:12:14
  getting let go even if they're doing well. That's
• 1:12:17
  where I'm starting. Before it was like, oh, you're
• 1:12:20
  in 11th place and you haven't been popular in
• 1:12:22
  years, whatever. But now you can literally be,
• 1:12:25
  I mean, Dave Ryan in Minnesota, let go. All these
• 1:12:28
  shows, like that's where I'm now scared. I wasn't
• 1:12:32
  as scared before because it was like, oh, that
• 1:12:34
  person didn't get ratings. But now, dude, unless
• 1:12:36
  you're like Elvis Duran or Charlamagne, you don't
• 1:12:40
  matter. Bobby Bones. Exactly, yeah, exactly.
• 1:12:45
  But even with those, because you think about
• 1:12:47
  it, if let's say Bobby Bones. Let's say he either
• 1:12:52
  leaves or iHeart, whatever his contract's up,
• 1:12:54
  and they say he's making too much money. We can't
• 1:12:56
  come to terms on a deal. And then Bobby Bones
• 1:12:59
  starts a podcast. That's not going to be interesting.
• 1:13:02
  The only reason he has a listening base is because
• 1:13:05
  of what had been built up for now a couple of
• 1:13:07
  decades. And you know what the rumor is? Well,
• 1:13:11
  it's not really a rumor because I know the info.
• 1:13:13
  He never knew country radio. He was a top 40
• 1:13:16
  guy in Austin. I've met him twice at a radio
• 1:13:18
  convention. He's a nice guy, but he didn't know
• 1:13:20
  country music. They gave him all the bullet points
• 1:13:23
  of what to say, and then he just learned country
• 1:13:26
  music. He was never into country music. Well,
• 1:13:29
  if you listen to Bobby Bones, there's nothing
• 1:13:30
  country really about his show. Like, hey, we've
• 1:13:33
  got Megan Maroney is going to be here talking
• 1:13:36
  about her new album. But it's like it's it's
• 1:13:39
  it's Elvis Duran. That's all it is. It's just
• 1:13:41
  a top 40 morning show. And but again, those those
• 1:13:46
  are going by the wayside. And here's the thing
• 1:13:49
  is, because I'll get criticism like whenever
• 1:13:50
  I rip on radio, I'll get messages from people
• 1:13:53
  who still work in the industry and they'll be
• 1:13:55
  like. Yeah, well, dude, you said it was going
• 1:13:57
  to be dead by now and it's still going. But I'm
• 1:14:01
  not talking about the fact that you still have
• 1:14:03
  a job in 2026. I'm talking about your relevance.
• 1:14:07
  Here's the last vestige of it is sports radio.
• 1:14:10
  That there was a time where sports radio, you
• 1:14:12
  wanted to talk about who's going to be the starting
• 1:14:16
  quarterback for this season coming up. Is it
• 1:14:19
  going to be this guy or is it going to be that
• 1:14:20
  guy? Give us a call. We want to hear from you.
• 1:14:23
  And that was a thing that carried probably up
• 1:14:27
  until around 2020. Nowadays, people aren't rushing
• 1:14:30
  to their radio at 6 o 'clock in the next morning
• 1:14:33
  to hear about the take on whoever was, you know,
• 1:14:38
  for the game the night before. I'm embarrassed.
• 1:14:41
  I used to rush to listen to Mike and Mike in
• 1:14:43
  Chicago. Even though they weren't in Chicago,
• 1:14:45
  I used to love Mike and Mike in the morning.
• 1:14:48
  Oh, yeah. That was a good show, bro. But I mean,
• 1:14:52
  well, the thing is with Mike and Mike, notice
• 1:14:54
  what they used to do. They were a four hour show
• 1:14:57
  that did the same show for four hours. It was
• 1:14:59
  each hour was the same hour. So, I mean, they
• 1:15:03
  would change it up. It would still do four hours,
• 1:15:05
  but all the topics were essentially the same
• 1:15:07
  unless there was breaking news. Yeah, it was.
• 1:15:11
  Their six o 'clock lead topic was the seven o
• 1:15:13
  'clock, the eight o 'clock and the nine o 'clock.
• 1:15:15
  Yeah, that was kind of what I remember, too.
• 1:15:18
  And a lot of top 40 morning shows will do that.
• 1:15:20
  What they talk about at 750 is also at 850. Well,
• 1:15:26
  and also, here's another thing. What are your
• 1:15:29
  thoughts on Pat McAfee? I liked him until recently.
• 1:15:33
  I liked his come up. I still don't mind it. I
• 1:15:38
  still like him more than most. But it's getting
• 1:15:41
  a little too close to Joe Rogan -ish. Well, it's
• 1:15:45
  too much Pat McAfee now. If you go on ESPN right
• 1:15:48
  now, as we're doing this, Pat McAfee's on. Then
• 1:15:51
  you want to watch College Game Day on Saturday
• 1:15:53
  morning this fall, it's Pat McAfee. You want
• 1:15:56
  to watch Monday Night Countdown, it's Pat McAfee.
• 1:15:58
  Then you go to a commercial break and it's him
• 1:16:00
  and it's him and it's him. It's a little bit
• 1:16:02
  much. However, the one interesting thing that
• 1:16:06
  they were able to do is that they would at least,
• 1:16:10
  because when it started, I mean, his show started
• 1:16:12
  as a podcast. And that they were able to kind
• 1:16:14
  of spread it out a little bit and do some extra
• 1:16:18
  content that's not going to necessarily be on
• 1:16:20
  ESPN. So that's just what was what's interesting.
• 1:16:24
  And when I watch these like Boomer and Carton
• 1:16:27
  or Boomer in the morning and then they go to
• 1:16:31
  a commercial break and it's just stupid Boomer
• 1:16:33
  Esiason sitting there in his chair or Mike Francesa
• 1:16:37
  where he's got his earbuds in and his Diet Coke.
• 1:16:39
  And I'm going, you need to eat. This is why I
• 1:16:42
  don't do a lot of video content is because you
• 1:16:44
  need to use the media. If you're sitting there
• 1:16:48
  at noon and you're at a bar and you're eating
• 1:16:50
  lunch and having a beer, I don't want to watch
• 1:16:53
  dumb Mike Francesa and his white hair. Go ahead,
• 1:16:56
  dog. Go ahead, dog. That's what you think about.
• 1:17:00
  You think John Carl Stead should retire? Let's
• 1:17:03
  go to the phones here, dog. Is that what I want
• 1:17:08
  to hear? No, I want to see, just show B -roll,
• 1:17:11
  show the highlights from last night as he's talking.
• 1:17:15
  Use the stage. Use what you have instead of just,
• 1:17:18
  I don't want to see a guy sitting there listening
• 1:17:21
  to a phone call. Tony, you're the fucking man.
• 1:17:25
  Dude, you said everything I needed to say, but
• 1:17:27
  I didn't know how to say because you're the one
• 1:17:30
  that told me that mindset. And man, I could tell
• 1:17:33
  deep down you still love radio a little bit,
• 1:17:35
  but it's just like, it's like that. I don't know.
• 1:17:38
  I don't know what it is, but. I loved what it
• 1:17:41
  used to be. Yes. And then I had the gumption
• 1:17:46
  and I also had the naivete in thinking that I
• 1:17:50
  could help change it. And I realized there's
• 1:17:52
  no hope. There's no hope in changing it. Who
• 1:17:54
  am I? Yeah. It's all that matters. I don't know.
• 1:17:57
  I kind of had the same mindset, but now I'm so
• 1:18:00
  persistent that I'm never going to go away. That's
• 1:18:03
  what the radio business has to deal with is me
• 1:18:07
  never going away. Tony, can you believe we've
• 1:18:11
  been talking for 29 minutes and 40 seconds? I
• 1:18:15
  can believe it. I thought it was going to be
• 1:18:17
  like a quick five -minute thing. I'm like, no,
• 1:18:19
  I'm on a roll right now. No, no, no. I had to
• 1:18:22
  keep you on. I'm at work at my blue -collar job
• 1:18:24
  right now. I am nowhere close. The only thing
• 1:18:27
  I see are I see radio antennas in the way background
• 1:18:30
  of where I'm working. And that's about it. That's
• 1:18:33
  as close as it gets. And here's the other thing
• 1:18:35
  is all my coworkers, if I said, hey, did you
• 1:18:37
  listen to Kiss FM this morning and Elvis Duran,
• 1:18:39
  they wouldn't know who Elvis Duran is or Kiss
• 1:18:41
  FM. So I'm like, perfect. Well, you got to tell
• 1:18:44
  them about Hoppy Hour. I'm going to make this
• 1:18:46
  a separate episode. So it'll be on the full episode,
• 1:18:51
  which is currently being recorded. And then I'm
• 1:18:53
  going to make a separate thing because I knew
• 1:18:55
  you'd be the guy. When I saw that headline, I
• 1:18:58
  said to myself, I need to get Tony Mazur on because
• 1:19:00
  I've actually told a few people that are higher
• 1:19:02
  up in radio because they were like, do you know
• 1:19:04
  what that means when it says reaches? And I said,
• 1:19:07
  my friend told me. So you're the reason I know
• 1:19:09
  that. Hey, we're the station that reaches the
• 1:19:12
  beaches in Shakespeare. the lakes oh my god you're
• 1:19:19
  the best dude tony mazer again i check your brain
• 1:19:22
  podcast correct on all the platforms that is
• 1:19:25
  correct yeah it's on them yeah whatever wednesdays
• 1:19:29
  go check it out tony mazer you're the goat bro
• 1:19:31
  bye now i'll talk to you later i love that guy
• 1:19:36
  i love a good little cocky attitude i know 856
• 1:19:44
  -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. Here's the deal.
• 1:19:54
  I'm thinking about it. We've been recording for
• 1:19:56
  an hour. We still have a ton of stuff to get
• 1:20:00
  to. Today's probably going to be a three -hour
• 1:20:01
  show. We got video clips. Some might be left
• 1:20:03
  over. I learned something from when I worked
• 1:20:05
  on the MJ show. Save some prep for the next day.
• 1:20:07
  But there's something kind of therapeutic about
• 1:20:09
  doing a long show. So we got pretty much a whole
• 1:20:11
  show coming up. Um, if you're listening in Fresno,
• 1:20:14
  you might not be able to hear the whole show
• 1:20:19
  because we only air two hours. So check that
• 1:20:25
  out later by searching H O P P E radio. You know
• 1:20:31
  what I mean? Cause I record for the hardworking
• 1:20:35
  average Joe and Jane that grind in life. And
• 1:20:40
  I appreciate you listening. All right. Here's
• 1:20:44
  the deal. We're going to come back and we're
• 1:20:45
  going to keep this party going. But every Friday
• 1:20:49
  we do this. It's the everyday my week. Oops,
• 1:20:53
  that was terrible production. That was perfect.
• 1:20:56
  The whole show. Every Friday we do the everyday
• 1:20:59
  my weekend. You know how radio legend Mason Dixon
• 1:21:03
  did the Friday chant? Well, every weekend we
• 1:21:06
  started off, even though you're listening in
• 1:21:08
  Fresno, it's a Monday, with Every Day of My Weekend
• 1:21:11
  by DJ Yarn. We're going to come back and get
• 1:21:13
  this party going. Happy Hour. Happy Hour. Happy
• 1:21:20
  Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will be right
• 1:21:32
  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 1:21:35
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We
• 1:21:40
  also need to be affectionate. And you can see
• 1:21:43
  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
• 1:21:46
  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
• 1:21:50
  we'll call it a day. the semen was so big it's
• 1:21:55
  not lacking any meat and that's what real women
• 1:21:58
  need stop cussing it looks like you went and
• 1:22:04
  got a job not on the ipad screen whatever the
• 1:22:07
  case might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever
• 1:22:10
  like thank you but also i would love to be I'm
• 1:22:14
  getting railed, but... As a reminder, if you
• 1:22:16
  don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 1:22:18
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 1:22:21
  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
• 1:22:23
  folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
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  here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
• 1:22:30
  right back. Every day, my weekend, man, I ball,
• 1:22:45
  man, I ball every day. Every day, my weekend,
• 1:22:50
  we gon' ball, we gon' ball every day. Man, every
• 1:22:55
  day, my weekend, hoes, I be free. You blame it,
• 1:22:58
  make it rain, but drop, leave your leak, okay
• 1:23:01
  Nigga, I'm just light -skinned, I ain't Puerto
• 1:23:03
  Rican Michael Jackson, PC, my ice look like it's
• 1:23:07
  Christmas But I'm amazing, come out with Cartesian
• 1:23:10
  Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a
• 1:23:13
  raven Yeah, I'm token like the Taliban, twos
• 1:23:16
  from Afghanistan I'm a cart, sit so high, don't
• 1:23:19
  stop, no bitch, I land And all this ain't juice,
• 1:23:22
  man, but I'm on that juice, man Give me five
• 1:23:24
  bottles of that goose, I get a loose, man For
• 1:23:27
  real Baby, you can't do that on my hands. I do
• 1:23:30
  this shit every day. Ballin' to my plan. Yeah,
• 1:23:33
  ballin' is my 9 to 5. Me and Spock, it's you
• 1:23:36
  and I. You don't walk, it's kind of big. You
• 1:23:38
  a dick and suck it, man. Hershey's TV versus
• 1:23:41
  nigga. You just sweet like Hershey's. We been
• 1:23:43
  in between ya, girl. Five, three, surprise. Every
• 1:23:46
  day by weekend. Yeah, figure, ay, you know I
• 1:25:06
  fuck with butch Overdosing on the strong, rollin'
• 1:25:09
  quarters of the cook Club Miami Saturday, girls,
• 1:25:12
  the baddest in my book I just walk right on in
• 1:25:15
  while you lame niggas look Ay, even on a Sunday,
• 1:25:18
  I don't take a day Y 'all with clubbing and a
• 1:25:21
  station in my nigga, you ain't below Chickens
• 1:25:24
  see the insides, first they take they shirt off
• 1:25:26
  Second, when they hear our songs, then they take
• 1:25:29
  they skirts off Third, she gonna serve us, mouth
• 1:25:32
  stick or tongue out Fourth, Y 'all got milk money,
• 1:25:37
  bitch, nigga, I'm a cash cow Every day, my weekend,
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  livin' life on a fast route Every day, my weekend
• 1:26:27
  DOORS CLOSING Turn the radio up, it's time for
• 1:27:28
  a thrill. Ryan's here with the latest feel. Sex
• 1:27:32
  and stars and love so real. Hoppy Hour hits with
• 1:27:36
  a funky feel. Date nights crashing like a scene
• 1:27:39
  at dawn. It's the gossip train that you're riding
• 1:27:42
  on. Ryan's got the scoop from dusk to morn. On
• 1:27:46
  this throwback ride, we all belong. Hoppy, hoppy,
• 1:27:50
  hoppy, it's the hour we crave. Ryan's got the
• 1:27:53
  juice and the beats that wave. Turn it up, feel
• 1:27:55
  the love, let your heart behave. Tune in now,
• 1:27:58
  don't you misbehave. Celebs in the mix, it's
• 1:28:02
  a hot affair. Every secret told with a naughty
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  flair. Hoppy Hour's live and it's everywhere.
• 1:28:11
  Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy, it's the hour we crave.
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  Ryan's got the juice and the beat. All right,
• 1:29:03
  856 -49 -HOBBY. 856 -49 -467 -73. You can tweet
• 1:29:16
  at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email
• 1:29:22
  me, ryanhobbyradio at gmail .com. And to go along
• 1:29:26
  with all the 70 download Cleveland stuff. That
• 1:29:30
  was cool. You know who's going to be a guest
• 1:29:34
  very soon? Unofficial. It's not quite there.
• 1:29:40
  But my agent will talk to his agent and we'll
• 1:29:44
  see what's happening. We got some breaking news.
• 1:29:55
  Dominic Dator. Cleveland and legend overall on
• 1:30:01
  radio. Dominic Deiter will be coming on Hoppy
• 1:30:06
  Hour. It's my part at Derek Deiter. Do a podcast
• 1:30:12
  with 70 downloads. Back in the day, Dominic Deiter
• 1:30:16
  used to put his tongue in like bee traps and
• 1:30:20
  whatnot and get a wheelbarrow down the road and
• 1:30:25
  fought Butterbean in downtown Cleveland. And
• 1:30:31
  now he's calling it in my show soon. There you
• 1:30:37
  go. Eight, five, six, 49. Happy. That's eight,
• 1:30:40
  five, six, five, six, seven, seven, three. All
• 1:30:43
  right. Let's see here. Oh yeah. This happened.
• 1:30:51
  Wow. 20 years. This happened 20 years ago. Right
• 1:30:56
  here. The people of southern Louisiana and Mississippi
• 1:30:58
  may end up being the most tragic loss of all.
• 1:31:01
  George Bush doesn't care about black people.
• 1:31:03
  Oh, yeah. It's hilarious. Actually, that was
• 1:31:06
  21 years ago. Jesus Christ. That video is old
• 1:31:09
  enough to get drunk. God damn it. That video
• 1:31:13
  is older than clavicular. Tekashi69 continues
• 1:31:18
  to troll Lil Durk. Yo, I don't know who need
• 1:31:21
  to hear this, but y 'all been trying to convince
• 1:31:23
  me for the past five to six years that I did
• 1:31:26
  bad, I did something wrong. You know I'm alive,
• 1:31:28
  right? It's 2026. I'm free. I'm alive. I get
• 1:31:31
  to hug my mom. You're a lizard. You're a little
• 1:31:35
  red bitch. Everyone knows you're a coward. Right
• 1:31:40
  now, I'm not in no cell. Yeah, but you did stuff
• 1:31:44
  with 16 -year -olds, underage girls. You're a
• 1:31:47
  dark. You're the worst rapper ever. You're a
• 1:31:55
  bitch, dude. You're a scumbag. You make all men
• 1:31:59
  look bad. Whatever, then. You're just so stupid.
• 1:32:10
  God, I don't like Tekashi! At least Lil Pump
• 1:32:15
  had iced out an okay song in the club. Iced out!
• 1:32:19
  God, what are you doing, then? You're out of
• 1:32:24
  your mind! Oh, we got this right here. do you
• 1:32:33
  and your spouse feel like roommates here's three
• 1:32:35
  things that may have put you there one not having
• 1:32:37
  sex number one making your whole life about the
• 1:32:40
  kids because when you're dating oh yeah you know
• 1:32:42
  sometimes you gotta make it about yourself a
• 1:32:45
  little bit it's all about each other and it's
• 1:32:48
  love and fun and you're the priority all of a
• 1:32:50
  sudden the kid enters the scene and everything
• 1:32:52
  shifts yeah you gotta be careful about that that's
• 1:32:56
  why i got a vasectomy Here's Christiane saying
• 1:33:00
  she'll never date Blueface again. He like, okay,
• 1:33:02
  so you was with Jonathan. Tomorrow's the baby
• 1:33:05
  shower. Like, how do you make that make sense?
• 1:33:07
  Like, don't you want better for yourself? And
• 1:33:10
  I was just explaining to him, like, I'm going
• 1:33:12
  to be honest. Nothing. That got really nothing
• 1:33:15
  to do with me. So Christiane's still ugly. She
• 1:33:20
  makes Nivea. Nivea just farts too much. I know
• 1:33:25
  girls fart. I get it. Don't make it so obvious.
• 1:33:29
  Oh, that thug! Notice Carmelo Anthony scored
• 1:33:34
  a major win in court. He's still a murderer!
• 1:33:44
  What's going on here? What's going on with tennis?
• 1:33:49
  Nick Kyrgios' tennis career could be in serious
• 1:33:51
  jeopardy after the former Wimbledon finalist
• 1:33:54
  tested positive for cocaine. Hell yeah! Curios
• 1:33:57
  broke the news himself Wednesday in a lengthy
• 1:33:59
  Instagram post revealing that he was provisionally
• 1:34:01
  suspended after providing a sample at an ATP
• 1:34:03
  event in Mallorca back in June. In the post,
• 1:34:11
  Curios took full responsibility, apologizing
• 1:34:13
  to his fans, family, sponsors, and kids who looked
• 1:34:15
  up to him, saying, I'm deeply disappointed in
• 1:34:17
  myself. He also opened up about how years of
• 1:34:20
  injuries have taken a massive toll on him physically
• 1:34:22
  and mentally and how difficult it's been accepting
• 1:34:24
  that his tennis career could be nearing its end.
• 1:34:26
  Yeah, you know. He also, I asked him, I said,
• 1:34:30
  hey, homie, do you want to call in the hop yard
• 1:34:32
  to defend himself? And this was the public statement
• 1:34:35
  he made. I'm still waiting to hear from Jeffrey
• 1:34:45
  Knight as well. Christian says Navea needs to
• 1:34:50
  be careful around blue face. Keep talking and
• 1:34:53
  keep talking and keep talking and keep talking.
• 1:34:56
  What's up with me pulling up? What's up with
• 1:34:59
  that? Like, what's wrong with me pulling up at
• 1:35:01
  this point? And that's the thing. I don't like
• 1:35:03
  when people get comfortable. Stop getting comfortable
• 1:35:06
  thinking that man is going to save you. He's
• 1:35:12
  not going to be the very man that says it's the
• 1:35:13
  mailman and it's me. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:35:15
  So it's like you got to be real careful, decide
• 1:35:18
  your words well, because at the same time, you're
• 1:35:23
  messing with a gangster. He's going to do some
• 1:35:27
  gangster shit. But Navia likes the money. Oh,
• 1:35:32
  the Baltimore Orioles had a faith night. Hey,
• 1:35:35
  this is Colton Couser. My teammates and I are
• 1:35:37
  excited for faith night at the ballpark. God's
• 1:35:40
  not real. August 20th. We hope you can come out
• 1:35:43
  and enjoy it with us. You can get your tickets
• 1:35:45
  at Orioles .com. People are mad, but they had
• 1:35:48
  a Jewish, Mexican, Greek, Italian, Japanese,
• 1:35:50
  and a Pride night as well, so I think it's only
• 1:35:53
  fair. Freaking weird. I feel so jealous of people
• 1:35:58
  that believe in God. It must be so great. Mm
• 1:36:03
  -hmm. I don't have it. Sorry. It must be so amazing.
• 1:36:10
  Oh, the DEA is involved in Hayden Panettiere's
• 1:36:13
  death. And she had birthday plans with her daughter
• 1:36:15
  as well. It's really sad because I feel like
• 1:36:17
  she would have got her act together as a mom.
• 1:36:20
  Had she been given time? I'm telling you, I was
• 1:36:23
  talking to my friend Nick, who's a bartender,
• 1:36:24
  or a cabotender at Cabo House. There is something
• 1:36:27
  really sketchy about that boyfriend. Maybe that
• 1:36:31
  he's a loser. Maybe that's why. Oh, what's going
• 1:36:37
  on here? This hot ass woman, Gracie Pleasure,
• 1:36:41
  a dating coach. The number one thing all men
• 1:36:45
  need to know about women. There is only one piece
• 1:36:48
  of advice I could give after working with over
• 1:36:50
  400 single men. Is that when a woman is into
• 1:36:53
  you, she will do three things. And if she's not
• 1:36:57
  doing any of these three things, she's not into
• 1:37:00
  you. One, she'll text back. That phone lives.
• 1:37:03
  Oh, yeah. When they say, oh, I wasn't on my phone.
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  So what is it, 2005? It's in our hands. If we're
• 1:37:10
  into a guy, he won't go multiple days without
• 1:37:13
  hearing from us. Yeah, that happens a lot. What's
• 1:37:17
  going on with Hayden Panettiere? Panettiere's
• 1:37:19
  boyfriend, Brian Hickerson, has broken his silence
• 1:37:22
  on her death in an exclusive statement to TMZ.
• 1:37:24
  Hey guys, it's Charlene from TMZ. So Brian's
• 1:37:27
  attorney, Sloan Ellis, gave us a statement saying,
• 1:37:30
  quote, Hayden's death remains under investigation
• 1:37:32
  and it is important to allow that investigation
• 1:37:34
  to proceed. He added, quote, as has been publicly
• 1:37:38
  reported, police confirmed there were no signs
• 1:37:41
  of foul play. The statement ends with, out of
• 1:37:44
  respect for Hayden's loved ones and the ongoing
• 1:37:46
  investigation, there will be no further comment
• 1:37:48
  at this time. Yeah, I think something happened
• 1:37:51
  now. Mm -hmm. What's going on with a Florida
• 1:37:54
  mom? A Florida mother is facing multiple charges
• 1:37:57
  after authorities say she filmed herself pouring
• 1:37:59
  hot candle wax on her two young daughters before
• 1:38:02
  intention. I thought she was going to stay on
• 1:38:03
  herself. That was hot. Suddenly setting a fire
• 1:38:05
  inside her Miami home. The problem is the mom's
• 1:38:08
  a hot piece of ass. I would put it out. Lista
• 1:38:13
  Campos Sanchez was arrested Monday and is facing
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  charges, including first -degree arson. A lot
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  of crazy broad. She's out of her mind. Here's
• 1:38:22
  Blueface and Nivea getting into it. Chad, I'm
• 1:38:25
  not tripping. Yeah, you are. Yeah, with a DNA
• 1:38:28
  test. Trip on your shoes, bitch. She be so focused
• 1:38:31
  on her point and her mission. She don't understand.
• 1:38:35
  And look, you're doing it. It just make a motherfucker
• 1:38:38
  feel weird. Yeah, he's a weird guy. I don't like
• 1:38:42
  him at all. Women choose who they sleep with,
• 1:38:46
  yes, but they rarely admit how they decide. I
• 1:38:49
  think they decide because they get wet! And they
• 1:38:53
  haven't gotten their rocks off, you know? And
• 1:38:57
  they're like, I need to get my rocks off! Here
• 1:39:02
  is Blueface responding to Christian. Swap them
• 1:39:05
  out! That is a woman beater laugh if I've ever
• 1:39:10
  heard one. He's a scumbag. What do you do? It's
• 1:39:17
  fucked up, Chad. That's why I be trying to tell
• 1:39:19
  you women, look. You can't do what niggas can
• 1:39:22
  do. He is so sexist, it hurts. I at least make
• 1:39:29
  jokes on here. He's being serious. He's an asswipe.
• 1:39:36
  Absolute worst. Lil' Dirk's father speaks about
• 1:39:40
  Lil' Dirk. What? I don't know what he said. It
• 1:39:50
  sounded like some parent. Here's Wiz Khalifa
• 1:39:57
  talking about how his 13 -year -old son wants
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  to smoke. My son is becoming of age where his
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  friends are experimenting with marijuana. And
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  I'm telling them, I'm like, yo, that's a different
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  lifestyle. Yeah, you're in a little bit of trouble.
• 1:40:15
  He's going to want to smoke. Here is Navea and
• 1:40:20
  Blueface getting into an argument after giving
• 1:40:22
  birth. That's why you've never been in the house
• 1:40:25
  before. Not to show it to Ribby. See, look how
• 1:40:29
  disrespectful you are. You over -talking rich
• 1:40:32
  shit when I just say the shit look cheap. You're
• 1:40:34
  a scumbag! You make all men look bad, you pig.
• 1:40:42
  What's going on here? No therapist will ever
• 1:40:45
  say your wife owes you sex. They will say something
• 1:40:48
  like, oh, I know intimacy is important and denser
• 1:40:51
  on the fact that it is an actual real duty and
• 1:40:53
  obligation. But I'm saying both things are true
• 1:40:56
  at the same time. Yeah, you know. Guys are horny.
• 1:41:01
  And if you don't keep us happy, we'll go elsewhere.
• 1:41:06
  Here's Angela White talking about how a high
• 1:41:08
  school teacher helped her. Kids are mean. If
• 1:41:11
  they have any opportunity to criticize you about
• 1:41:13
  anything, they're going to do it. And at the
• 1:41:15
  time, sexuality was a great way to criticize
• 1:41:18
  someone, I guess. Finally got into pornography.
• 1:41:22
  I actually waited until I was 18, obviously.
• 1:41:24
  But I was in my last year of high school when
• 1:41:27
  I turned 18. So I flew to America and shot my
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  first scenes while still in high school. So came
• 1:41:32
  back as magazines and DVDs were being released
• 1:41:36
  with my content. Yeah, I've spanked at the hair.
• 1:41:39
  It's a good orgasm. Here's Mario, the singer.
• 1:41:43
  Let me love you. Flexing his vocals. He needs
• 1:41:46
  to make new music. Ooh. Sing it, brother. Here's
• 1:41:58
  Oprah's lover, Gayle King, calling out Hayden
• 1:42:00
  Panettiere's mom. NBC News Panettiere's estranged
• 1:42:03
  mother spoke publicly for the first time since
• 1:42:06
  her daughter's death. She called Hayden an amazingly
• 1:42:09
  talented person and went on to say of people
• 1:42:12
  who grow up in the entertainment industry this,
• 1:42:14
  it is a struggle and it's a very challenging
• 1:42:16
  industry. It's not unusual for them to sadly
• 1:42:19
  find the wrong path. I think it becomes very
• 1:42:22
  difficult to be true to yourself and I think
• 1:42:24
  Hayden sadly lost her way. What a piece of shit.
• 1:42:30
  And I wish it were different. I wish she had
• 1:42:32
  stayed true to herself. You're a pig, a liar,
• 1:42:36
  and you make all women look bad, you whore. Because
• 1:42:38
  she had many incredible... Even though you're
• 1:42:40
  hot as a mouth. attributes you know guys you
• 1:42:43
  read this and all i can think of is thanks mom
• 1:42:45
  for nothing i mean penny tear spent years publicly
• 1:42:49
  acknowledging her own failures her own struggles
• 1:42:52
  she did it with you in that interview she cannot
• 1:42:54
  respond now no and for her mother to use these
• 1:42:57
  days after hayden's death to just remind the
• 1:43:00
  world how much trauma she caused yeah it's unseen
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  uh eight five six 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773.
• 1:43:11
  You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can
• 1:43:15
  always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com.
• 1:43:18
  And this was the sound, or this is the response
• 1:43:23
  that Oprah and Gayle King gave out when they
• 1:43:26
  were out seen in public about Hayden Panettiere.
• 1:43:33
  So that's Oprah saying that, it's an Oprah term.
• 1:43:36
  She's saying that she loves that Gayle King stuck
• 1:43:38
  up for, you know, Hayden. And that's Gayle King
• 1:43:45
  saying, thank you, keep licking me. Eight, five,
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  six, 49, happy. Eight, five, six, four, nine,
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  buzz ball girl said they had a threesome. Oh
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  geez. Like our first time we got drunk together,
• 1:44:04
  we had a threesome. Wow. That was actually a
• 1:44:08
  question that I was going to ask at one point
• 1:44:10
  here. Man, he had a minute, had a 22 bang, some
• 1:44:17
  pretty hot girls on video and whatnot. But I,
• 1:44:23
  yeah, he's very off putting. How is he ever post
• 1:44:27
  Malone's engaged? Tyler Boebert must avoid sexual
• 1:44:35
  exploitation victim. We got the audio. Yeah.
• 1:44:42
  I love how MAGA always says that like crossdressers
• 1:44:45
  or gay people are the predators. When they are,
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  it's them. It's obvious. It's right in front
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  of us. I am going to enter this order. There
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  are three conditions of it. You must not harass,
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  molest, intimidate, retaliate against or tamper
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  with any witness to or victim of the acts you're
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  charged with committing. You must vacate the
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  the home of the victims or witnesses and stay
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  away from any other location where the victims
• 1:45:22
  or witnesses are likely to be found. you must
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  refrain from contacting or directly or indirectly
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  communicating with the victims or witnesses.
• 1:45:31
  Yeah, there you go. She's so proud of him. She
• 1:45:34
  probably is. Princess Daya was allegedly pregnant,
• 1:45:39
  but we'll never know at the time of her death.
• 1:45:41
  Shia LaBeouf says he drinks every day. Perez
• 1:45:49
  Hilton is being given supervised permission with
• 1:45:52
  his kids. Wild and Out is going to change formats.
• 1:45:59
  Let's see here. Mama June's daughter says she's
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  getting the OnlyFans bag. I tried to find her
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  I bet they go to Powtown. Powtown. It's always
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  the chubby girls that give it their all that
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  home, I'm getting text messages. Mm -hmm. Have
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  you crossed the $10 ,000 mark? Oh, bro, I passed
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• 1:46:45
  I recently, just last week, hit my highest day
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• 1:46:53
  don't agree with what I do and my work and whatever
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  the case scenario may be that they don't agree
• 1:46:59
  with, but that is a huge deal for me. Whatever,
• 1:47:02
  honey. 8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. Yellowstone creator
• 1:47:13
  cancels one of his spin -offs. Yeah. Taylor,
• 1:47:16
  what's his name? Taylor Sheridan. He looks like
• 1:47:18
  a douchebag. Just gives me the ick. Oh, yeah.
• 1:47:28
  It's time for Nepo Baby News. Let's go. Let's
• 1:47:33
  do this in the club. Turn the dial, what you
• 1:47:53
  hear? Same old names every year Family ties,
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  velvet rope Hand -me -downs with a golden hope
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  Front row seats to the same old game New face,
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  air Like the door got opened by who you knew
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  there Right now. Oh yeah, we got this right here
• 1:48:50
  with this douchebag, this frickin' loser. This
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  failure! Now to accused killer Nick Reiner's
• 1:48:57
  fight to access a $1 .6 million trust to pay
• 1:49:01
  his legal bills. Trevor Ault is in Los Angeles
• 1:49:04
  with the latest on that. Good morning, Trevor.
• 1:49:06
  Good morning, Rebecca. We're expecting to watch
• 1:49:08
  this fight over Nick Reiner's trust fund play
• 1:49:10
  out today in a Los Angeles probate court. Nick
• 1:49:12
  Reiner's, of course, accused of brutally stabbing
• 1:49:14
  his parents, Rob and Michelle Reiner, to death
• 1:49:16
  inside their home in December. Yeah, so he's
• 1:49:19
  trying to use the money that they gave him, but
• 1:49:21
  I don't think he should be allowed to. But you
• 1:49:23
  never know with California. Mm -hmm. I was going
• 1:49:26
  on here with this neppo baby. Eric Dane's daughter,
• 1:49:30
  Georgia, is following in her late father's footsteps.
• 1:49:34
  The 14 -year -old has landed her first acting
• 1:49:37
  role in an upcoming Lifetime movie, The Ocean
• 1:49:40
  Between Them, where she'll appear alongside her
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  mom. That's nice. I wish I had a famous father.
• 1:49:46
  Mm -hmm. Here's Britney Renner. Talking about
• 1:49:51
  how she's tired of men. It's just girls don't
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  do it for me, baby. I like dick. Oh, yeah. I
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  like dick. Oh, yeah. You know that's how she's
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  never with her kids? What are you doing, honey?
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  You're a loser. I ain't never let no bitch strap
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  me down. Oh, yeah. Ever in life, babe. You need
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  help. Oh, yeah. Not only did Steve Harvey have
• 1:50:26
  the best intro ever in morning radio, but on
• 1:50:31
  TV, Wendy Williams had the absolute best TV intro.
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  Did they fucking delete it off of YouTube? No
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  way. One second. I was trying to load up. No,
• 1:50:49
  they didn't get rid of it. Here it is. Scared
• 1:50:55
  me. So Wendy Williams... Is begging for freedom
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  as she was seen walking around for the first
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  time in six months. But here's what's sketchy.
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  The video was deleted. So they definitely have
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  her under control. Whatever. Show your ass. All
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  right. Eight, five, six, 49 happy. Okay, this
• 1:51:50
  does not have to do with Tupac's murder, but
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  we know Tupac was smoked. Oh yeah! I told a wild
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  story about Tupac. He was cremated, rolled up
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  into a blunt, and smoked. I talked to Shug last
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  night, and Shug told me he was conflicted. You
• 1:52:11
  have to be the first narc that Shug's been cool
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  with. I'm about that life. Hell yeah, he is a
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  rat. We have a new show, Celebrity Crime Scene,
• 1:52:25
  Princess Diana, and we explore the realm of possibilities
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  in Princess Diana's death. She fully believed
• 1:52:31
  that there was going to be an attempt on her
• 1:52:32
  life. MI6 is the British equivalent of the CIA.
• 1:52:36
  She told her friend, if she died in a car accident,
• 1:52:41
  look at MI6. We got Tyler Cameron, a Bachelorette
• 1:52:45
  star. He just got engaged. It was an exciting
• 1:52:48
  moment for us. I would use the word star lately.
• 1:52:50
  Pretty amazing run the Bachelors had. They survived.
• 1:52:52
  that racist scandal? What's his name, Debbie?
• 1:52:54
  Yeah, what was his name? Why can't I remember
• 1:52:55
  his name? Chris. Whatever, there you go. 856
• 1:52:58
  -49 -HAPPY. What's going on here? Whoa! Happy
• 1:53:06
  Hot Topic! Hayden Penetier's neighbor is making
• 1:53:11
  shocking allegations about the troubled star's
• 1:53:14
  relationship with her boyfriend. She was always
• 1:53:16
  such a bright light when she was by herself.
• 1:53:18
  When she was with Brian, she was so subdued.
• 1:53:21
  I worked with a female who was getting beat up
• 1:53:26
  and you could tell them all you want to leave
• 1:53:30
  the man and they don't. So there's that. There's
• 1:53:33
  her neighbor. That's what's going on there. And
• 1:53:35
  then there's this right here. Brian Hickerson
• 1:53:38
  is breaking his silence. Days after Hayden Panettiere,
• 1:53:42
  who was in an on -again, off -again relationship
• 1:53:44
  with a real estate agent, died at the age of
• 1:53:46
  36, Hickerson is speaking out about the star's
• 1:53:49
  sudden death through... I feel like being a real
• 1:53:51
  estate agent is so... It's not easy, but I feel
• 1:53:54
  like anyone can do it, and that's why you have
• 1:53:56
  so many sociopaths. his attorney telling tmz
• 1:53:59
  in an august 20th statement hayden's death remains
• 1:54:02
  under investigation and it is important to allow
• 1:54:05
  that investigation to proceed ah poor baby she
• 1:54:08
  was hypnotized by him he must have been good
• 1:54:12
  and bad or something i can't imagine how she
• 1:54:16
  feels about doing what she did and And then saying
• 1:54:22
  what she said, she slammed that door pretty hard
• 1:54:25
  in my face. After catching some heat for her
• 1:54:27
  first comments. And I think Hayden sadly lost
• 1:54:30
  her way and I wish it were different. I wish
• 1:54:33
  she had stayed true to herself. You know, guys,
• 1:54:36
  you read this and all I can think of is thanks
• 1:54:38
  mom for nothing. Hayden Panettiere's mom and
• 1:54:40
  former manager Leslie Vogel explaining herself
• 1:54:42
  and sharing how she'd like her daughter to be
• 1:54:45
  remembered. My mother. In a new statement to
• 1:54:49
  ET, Leslie confirmed she and Hayden were still
• 1:54:51
  estranged at the time of her death. So that sucks.
• 1:54:54
  And then here's actually an interview from 2007
• 1:54:58
  that has, let me see here. 856 -49 -HOPI. I just
• 1:55:07
  had it. Sorry. I have so much fucking prep. Here's
• 1:55:10
  the interview of Hayden and her mom, a little
• 1:55:12
  bit of it. She taught me everything I know. And
• 1:55:15
  she's going to start crying, I know. She's been
• 1:55:17
  my acting coach. Acting coach, that's healthy.
• 1:55:21
  Guidance and somebody who's pushed me to keep
• 1:55:25
  my eye on what I love to do has made me who I
• 1:55:29
  am. I thank her for everything. Hayden expressing
• 1:55:34
  deep admiration for her mother when they were
• 1:55:36
  on our set in 2007 to talk about Hayden's crusade
• 1:55:39
  to save endangered dolphins. She seems to me
• 1:55:42
  to have such a great head on her shoulders and
• 1:55:44
  she credits you for that. I'm proud of her. It's
• 1:55:48
  all nonsense, unfortunately. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 1:55:52
  That's 856 -494 -6773. We got four minutes left
• 1:55:56
  on the BuzzFeed little, or not BuzzFeed. Why
• 1:56:00
  did I say BuzzFeed? I don't know why the fuck
• 1:56:03
  I said, I haven't thought about that. And our
• 1:56:05
  Fresno feed. I was thinking the word feed, man.
• 1:56:07
  My brain's crazy. We got five minutes left. So
• 1:56:11
  let's keep it going. I remember that really breaking
• 1:56:14
  my. my heart." In a now -viral clip that's resurfaced
• 1:56:18
  in the days since the tragic death of Hayden
• 1:56:20
  Panettiere, her fans are rallying behind the
• 1:56:23
  late actress, calling out one of her former brand
• 1:56:25
  partners for what they say was a lack of support
• 1:56:27
  for women. It all started with a May appearance
• 1:56:30
  on Jay Shetty's On Purpose podcast. Where Hayden
• 1:56:37
  claimed Neutrogena ended its decade -long partnership
• 1:56:40
  with her after she spoke candidly about postpartum
• 1:56:43
  depression in 2015. Yeah, a bunch of losers.
• 1:56:48
  Poor baby got screwed in life. Sorry, honey.
• 1:56:51
  Law enforcement officials are touching base with
• 1:56:54
  Brian Hickerson's family. He's got bad vibes.
• 1:56:57
  This kind of reminds me a little bit of, um,
• 1:57:00
  what was that? Was that Gabby Petito? And the
• 1:57:05
  Brian Laundrie guy over in North Port, Florida
• 1:57:07
  and how the cops like checked in on that. It
• 1:57:10
  kind of reminds me of that. Police department
• 1:57:13
  confirming in a statement to people that this
• 1:57:16
  is going to be, there's going to be a documentary.
• 1:57:18
  Actually, yesterday I was with my friend Nick
• 1:57:20
  at Cabba House and we asked Chad GBT to write
• 1:57:22
  a documentary about her and it did. It was frightening.
• 1:57:27
  In two seconds, I had a whole documentary. Happy
• 1:57:30
  Hot Topic. Everybody thinks that Zoe ended because
• 1:57:36
  I got pregnant. Wow, Jamie. Lynn Spears looks
• 1:57:39
  old. Not old, old, but like, it's weird. She
• 1:57:42
  looks like a mom. And that is not true. Jamie
• 1:57:45
  Lynn Spears wants Zoey 101 fans to come and follow
• 1:57:49
  her to the truth. Nearly two decades after the
• 1:57:52
  Nickelodeon series came to an end, the actress
• 1:57:55
  clears up the longtime rumor that her pregnancy
• 1:57:57
  at 16 was the reason the show was canceled. Speaking
• 1:58:01
  on the August 18th episode of the Momarchy podcast,
• 1:58:05
  Jamie... Ah, so that's the misconception there.
• 1:58:07
  We got about a minute left in Fresno, so let's
• 1:58:11
  see how much we can cram in. Whoa! It's time
• 1:58:15
  for the DP. Robin Williams' kids are keeping
• 1:58:19
  his legacy alive. The actor's kids celebrate
• 1:58:21
  their dad's life on Instagram with a post that
• 1:58:24
  reads, as we recognize what would be our dad's
• 1:58:26
  75th year. Wow, that's crazy. We're grateful
• 1:58:29
  to see new generations discovering his work.
• 1:58:32
  Yeah, that show where he played the crazy guy
• 1:58:35
  that was living on the roof of a radio host was
• 1:58:37
  a good one. Sandra Bullock is opening up about
• 1:58:41
  one of the most difficult periods of her life.
• 1:58:44
  Three years after her longtime partner, Brian
• 1:58:47
  Randall, died from ALS at age 50. All right,
• 1:58:51
  so she said that she wanted to keep his whole
• 1:58:53
  thing private. Singular. Kind of like alien,
• 1:59:00
  but she's a person. Gracie Abrams is making it
• 1:59:03
  clear there's no bad blood when it comes to Taylor
• 1:59:06
  Swift. Of course she's going to say that. She
• 1:59:08
  doesn't want those dirty rotten Swifties after
• 1:59:11
  her. Of course not. All right, let me do the
• 1:59:14
  math here. 21 plus 21. Oh, no. This show is about
• 1:59:20
  to end in Fresno. I love you, Fresno. Bye. Bye.
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  856 -49 -HOPPY. What's going on here? With more
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  Dutch Bros stores and other popular coffee spots
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  popping up across the Central Valley, kids have
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  they're worried about caffeine consumption for
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  youth. Who cares? There's bigger problems. A
• 2:00:04
  health update from Celine Dion with just three
• 2:00:06
  and a half weeks to go until her sold -out Paris
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  concert comeback. I can't play it, but she's
• 2:00:11
  making a return to the stage. It's good. She's
• 2:00:14
  beautiful. Whatever. I don't know what that guy's
• 2:00:36
  saying. That sounds interesting. Mm -hmm. While
• 2:00:41
  Americans love to reward good service, many are
• 2:00:45
  having second thoughts about the barrage of tip
• 2:00:47
  requests. Here's when I won't tip. If I go and
• 2:00:50
  get like a vape and it's like $40 and then they
• 2:00:53
  want me to tip like 20%, that's a no -go. Ain't
• 2:00:58
  gonna happen. All right. It is time for side
• 2:01:03
  chick news. Mm -hmm. Then they on a yacht, pick,
• 2:01:46
  tryna hide Posting healing energy, while they
• 2:01:52
  DM huntin' Scrolling through the gram, all I
• 2:01:55
  see is double lies You can't tag the man, but
• 2:01:57
  you tag the watch He buys, this is not true Who
• 2:02:22
  you trying to text? Got a ring on your hand Still
• 2:02:24
  shopping for the next P All teams stressing,
• 2:02:27
  trying to spin it for the press But the group
• 2:02:29
  chat memes got receipts on deck From the field
• 2:02:32
  goals missing to the model in the mist One post
• 2:02:34
  off life, next post side twist You a free spirit
• 2:02:38
  but the rent still split Funny how the timeline
• 2:02:40
  never shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what
• 2:02:43
  the headlines say I'm the voice in your car,
• 2:02:46
  you continue hating Laughing at the drama, yeah
• 2:02:49
  we know it ain't new Same story, new story All
• 2:03:01
  right, none of that. Ryan Lochte's fiance says
• 2:03:07
  she's no homewrecker. Oh, yeah, you totally waited
• 2:03:11
  until you were single. There's no crossover at
• 2:03:15
  all. You're nothing more than a side chick. Shut
• 2:03:19
  up. So Kayla has made it seem like you broke
• 2:03:27
  some kind of girl code. She probably did. That
• 2:03:30
  Ryan was off limits. Do you feel like that was
• 2:03:33
  the case or was Ryan fair game? You know what,
• 2:03:38
  honey? I don't look at him as, like, fair game,
• 2:03:40
  but there was never a time that, like, Kayla
• 2:03:43
  was talking to me in those moments that she says
• 2:03:46
  that she... She wasn't talking to you because
• 2:03:48
  you were busy banging him. He was like, man,
• 2:03:52
  I just really want our marriage to work. I just
• 2:03:54
  love him so much. I want to figure this out.
• 2:03:55
  Every time it was, Ryan's this, Ryan's a piece
• 2:03:58
  of crap, Ryan's this, he's a horrible dad, he's
• 2:04:00
  a... He probably is. He's a deadbeat loser. Remember
• 2:04:04
  how much of an asswipe he was in Rio? Horrible
• 2:04:07
  husband. And I do think that Ryan was a horrible
• 2:04:10
  husband to Kayla. I do. I think he was an awful
• 2:04:13
  husband. And you helped ruin that marriage, you
• 2:04:18
  side chick. And there's things that he's told
• 2:04:20
  me that I'm just like, what in the world? Like,
• 2:04:23
  you know, she should have got out sooner. They
• 2:04:25
  both should have got out sooner. I did not. Oh,
• 2:04:28
  and you think it's going to change for you? Especially
• 2:04:30
  because you're the side chick. It's going to
• 2:04:32
  be even worse. Break up your marriage. You're
• 2:04:35
  dumb. I'm not a homewrecker. Your home was broken
• 2:04:38
  when I met Ryan. So then you, okay, so the home
• 2:04:42
  was a little broken, so then you just demolished
• 2:04:44
  it. Jesus Christ! He was not living in the home.
• 2:04:47
  You guys, he had filed, you had filed for divorce.
• 2:04:51
  Not Ryan, you. So knowing all these things about
• 2:04:53
  Ryan, I guess why would you be with him? Right,
• 2:04:57
  and that was really hard for me. In the beginning,
• 2:05:01
  he reached out to me in 2019 and he said, well,
• 2:05:03
  you, my wife is out of town. Do you want to pick
• 2:05:05
  me up from the airport? And I wrote him back
• 2:05:07
  and I said, I am not into married men. Absolutely
• 2:05:10
  not. Of course not. No, you said. Whatever. You're
• 2:05:15
  the worst. Just a brat. I never talked to him
• 2:05:19
  again. We don't believe you. What's going on
• 2:05:28
  here? It's always a party in the Cyrus family.
• 2:05:32
  Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus, and mom Tish Cyrus turned
• 2:05:35
  their latest outing into... I had to take a step
• 2:05:45
  back and not self -sabotage. She sounds pilled
• 2:05:49
  up. Anna Faris says she's not drinking alcohol
• 2:05:53
  anymore, but you're probably on pills, honey.
• 2:05:55
  Mm -hmm. New court talks are shedding light on
• 2:05:57
  Shia LaBeouf's sobriety journey, with the actor
• 2:06:00
  reportedly admitting he's still drinking after
• 2:06:02
  pleading guilty to three counts of simple battery.
• 2:06:05
  What a loser. Just an absolute douche. Man, Disney
• 2:06:08
  really messed him up. Mm -hmm. Absolutely messed
• 2:06:13
  him up. This is interesting news here. Charlie
• 2:06:15
  Hunnam's beloved biker gang will ride again.
• 2:06:18
  The Sons of Anarchy cast is reuniting for the
• 2:06:21
  upcoming spinoff Legends, FX announced August
• 2:06:24
  19th. Alright, is that how we're out of ideas?
• 2:06:31
  After a nearly fatal stroke earlier this year
• 2:06:33
  left him in a coma for days, Quentin Aaron is
• 2:06:36
  ready to make some new vows, one to return to
• 2:06:39
  acting, the other to never speak to the woman
• 2:06:41
  he thought was his wife. Yeah, the woman he was
• 2:06:46
  married to was banging someone else. What a skank.
• 2:06:50
  What does it mean to you to have this many people
• 2:06:52
  still invested in all these iterations and movies
• 2:06:54
  later? It's just a kind of pinch me moment. Say
• 2:06:57
  hello to Hollywood's $100 million man. That was
• 2:07:01
  the payday Tom Holland got. Jesus Christ, that's
• 2:07:04
  a lot of money. John Stamos celebrating turning
• 2:07:11
  63 in his birthday suit. Yeah, they said he posed
• 2:07:16
  nude, but he's in his underwear. That's not nude.
• 2:07:20
  What's going on here? Okay, Buc -ee's has been
• 2:07:23
  the spotlight on social media lately, but not
• 2:07:26
  for a good reason. You may have been scrolling
• 2:07:27
  recently and seen some snippets of this very
• 2:07:30
  public feud between Buc -ee's and Last Week Tonight
• 2:07:33
  host John Oliver. Oliver's been very critical
• 2:07:36
  of Buc -ee's, taking some shots at them over
• 2:07:38
  their many lawsuits against smaller businesses
• 2:07:41
  for trademark infringement. And it just so happens
• 2:07:44
  that, yeah, they're dumb rednecks. One of those
• 2:07:46
  smaller businesses that faced legal action from
• 2:07:49
  Buc -ee's is right here in Winter Park. We just
• 2:07:52
  posted about the settlement this week on clickorlando
• 2:07:54
  .com. Bucky's was suing Prometheus Esoterica,
• 2:07:57
  claiming the Winter Park store was missing. All
• 2:07:59
  right, well, that logo looks a lot more than
• 2:08:02
  the beavers thing in Ohio. Sleeting customers
• 2:08:05
  about an affiliation with Bucky's by selling
• 2:08:07
  shirts like these. So, of course, we put this
• 2:08:09
  out on the new six Facebook. Okay, well, that
• 2:08:11
  looks way too close to Bucky's page and got a
• 2:08:14
  ton of comments. Bill says, a shirt I didn't
• 2:08:16
  know I need. Sebring says, I'm with Bucky's on
• 2:08:19
  this one. They needed to be stopped. Alex says...
• 2:08:21
  My favorite local shop. I'm sad Bucky's went
• 2:08:22
  after them, but glad this crap is over with.
• 2:08:25
  So if you want to read more about... So there's
• 2:08:26
  that. Mm -hmm. What else is going on? I got this
• 2:08:31
  here. This morning, those controversial license
• 2:08:35
  plate tracking cameras made by Flock back in
• 2:08:38
  the spotlight. Kiss my ass! A Massachusetts police
• 2:08:44
  officer on leave at risk of losing his job and
• 2:08:47
  possibly facing criminal charges. This is the
• 2:08:50
  problem. I like the idea of the fly cameras.
• 2:08:53
  I like the idea of criminals getting caught,
• 2:08:56
  but the cops are misusing it. for allegedly abusing
• 2:09:01
  the technology. The Stowe Police Department says
• 2:09:04
  Officer Jason Rogers improperly accessed information
• 2:09:07
  about someone he knows five different times in
• 2:09:11
  the flock database. Oh, what a loser. Just an
• 2:09:13
  absolute twat. Absolute failure in life. Oh,
• 2:09:21
  yeah. We got less than three weeks. Until the
• 2:09:26
  NFL comes back, and oh, I'm excited. Pat McAfee
• 2:09:32
  got a promotion at ESPN. I like Pat McAfee. Mia
• 2:09:38
  Bien -Ami, the wife of Eric Bien -Ami, is going
• 2:09:40
  to be okay. And much more. But call the show,
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  856 -49 -EPI. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can
• 2:09:54
  tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always
• 2:09:58
  email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Does
• 2:10:04
  this music get you excited? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 2:10:20
  All right, now. Jason Kelsey is making a strange
• 2:10:44
  request in the name of helping the environment.
• 2:10:46
  Oh, yeah. The Super Bowl champion following in
• 2:10:50
  his sister -in -law Taylor Swift's footsteps
• 2:10:52
  and making his first foray into music in a collaboration
• 2:10:55
  with canned water brand Liquid Death and Garage
• 2:10:58
  Beer, which is Liquid Death is so douchey. Man,
• 2:11:00
  Jason Kelsey wants to be Bert Kreischer so badly
• 2:11:03
  it fucking hurts. Owned by Jason and his brother,
• 2:11:06
  Travis Kelsey. There's that. I think he's even
• 2:11:10
  shouted out Bird. He loves Bird. Trust me, I've
• 2:11:12
  hung around Bird. He's a douche. Here's Caleb
• 2:11:15
  Williams saying he doesn't care about what people
• 2:11:17
  think about him painting his nails. The nails
• 2:11:19
  and stuff. So I've done it. I mean, I've been
• 2:11:20
  doing it. I was dating a girl and, you know,
• 2:11:25
  wouldn't get our hands and nails done. She was
• 2:11:27
  getting, you know, nails done and whatever. And
• 2:11:29
  my mom does nails. So that's where it stemmed
• 2:11:31
  from. Here's Scott Farrell talking about Vita
• 2:11:35
  Veya. The big deal yesterday was Vita Veya. They
• 2:11:39
  got it done in Tampa. He's staying, and he gets
• 2:11:44
  a $30 million extension, and they needed him.
• 2:11:49
  I mean, let's just face facts. This guy is a
• 2:11:53
  monster on the defensive front. The tackle's
• 2:11:56
  huge. Two -time Pro Bowler. It includes $30 million
• 2:12:00
  guaranteed. It'll add $6 million to the $18 million
• 2:12:03
  he was slated to earn this year for a total of
• 2:12:06
  $24 million. He'll also earn an additional $24
• 2:12:09
  million in $27 million. And it ended this hold
• 2:12:13
  -in that he was performing. He was entering the
• 2:12:17
  final year of a four -year $71 million deal that
• 2:12:20
  he penned back in 2022. He had recently said,
• 2:12:23
  I want out. There you go. It's time for Hoppy's
• 2:12:27
  Hoops. Oh, yeah. So the Buss family no longer
• 2:12:57
  owns the Lakers. And they claim there's no evidence,
• 2:13:02
  but it's Steve Ballmer paying Kawhi Leonard,
• 2:13:05
  which I don't believe. Enos Cantor wants to dunk
• 2:13:09
  on Angel Reese. I get that technically he's trolling
• 2:13:12
  them saying that trans can play in the WNBA.
• 2:13:15
  But to me, it's still freaking annoying. It's
• 2:13:17
  like, shut up, dude. God. I was so excited when
• 2:13:20
  Kalen Clark joined the league. I thought it was
• 2:13:22
  going to be good. I didn't think it was going
• 2:13:24
  to be this divisive. Just a bunch of dumb broads
• 2:13:26
  that don't know how to make it work. What are
• 2:13:31
  you doing? You have this huge opportunity and
• 2:13:34
  you're messing it up. Because of your estrogen.
• 2:13:38
  And your egos. Oh yeah. Hoppy smooths man, he
• 2:13:49
  knows it all From scandals to the court, rise
• 2:13:52
  and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy
• 2:13:56
  Owl got that shock and awe Hoppy Owl got that
• 2:14:07
  shock and awe Oh yeah, here is the WNBA in a
• 2:14:21
  little bit of trouble. The WNBA is admitting
• 2:14:24
  its own security team crossed the line after
• 2:14:26
  a mother and her 17 -year -old daughter were
• 2:14:27
  told to cover up their shirts during Sunday's
• 2:14:29
  Indiana Fever vs. Atlanta Dream Game. So Casey
• 2:14:32
  Thomason and her daughter Annie were sitting
• 2:14:34
  courtside wearing XXXY athletic shirts supporting
• 2:14:37
  Sophie Cunningham's stance on women's sports.
• 2:14:40
  All right, and they got kicked down, which is
• 2:14:41
  stupid. The NBA 2027's top -rated players, it's
• 2:14:47
  number one, SGA, number two, Wemby, number three,
• 2:14:51
  Jokic, number four, Luka. So there's that. And
• 2:14:58
  then here is Draymond Green saying he threw up
• 2:15:03
  after he benched one time. When I signed my first
• 2:15:06
  big contract, I donated $3 .1 million to Michigan
• 2:15:11
  State. We didn't have a weight. Look at you.
• 2:15:14
  We had like this little room that's smaller than
• 2:15:17
  the room I'm sitting in right now, probably half
• 2:15:19
  the size of this. We had some weights in there,
• 2:15:21
  but when we needed to lift, like do real lifts,
• 2:15:23
  we had to go to the football building. And I
• 2:15:26
  thought that was ridiculous. Like to have a basketball
• 2:15:28
  program to the magnitude of Michigan State and
• 2:15:31
  we got to go to the football building to lift.
• 2:15:33
  That is a very good point. I can't lie. Yeah,
• 2:15:35
  totally. It's pretty ridiculous. So now at our
• 2:15:39
  practice facility right off the court. So he
• 2:15:41
  almost threw up. He's boring to listen to. Here
• 2:15:43
  is Michael Porter Jr. saying it's embarrassing
• 2:15:47
  how much WNBA makes. The NBA makes so much money.
• 2:15:50
  So much. And like we appreciate and we support
• 2:15:54
  women's sports. All right. So he's going to.
• 2:15:56
  I don't even want to listen to this. The WNBA
• 2:15:59
  doesn't make any money. Not at all. You guys
• 2:16:04
  pay their bills. Mm -hmm. I'm going to let this
• 2:16:10
  play. The reason I'm smiling is because I know
• 2:16:13
  the same energy won't be kept. Kaitlyn Clark
• 2:16:16
  is walking down that MVP. Look, she's going to
• 2:16:20
  have to do extra to get it. We know that. It's
• 2:16:22
  going to have to be undeniable. You're going
• 2:16:24
  to have to put the voters in a position where
• 2:16:26
  they look like absolute fools if they don't vote
• 2:16:29
  for Kaitlyn Clark. We know that. But she is starting
• 2:16:33
  to put that case together. Mm -hmm. He's producing
• 2:16:36
  more points than anyone ever has. At some point,
• 2:16:39
  you got to give it up. There you go. And then
• 2:16:43
  Stephen A. Smith continues to talk about LeBron
• 2:16:45
  when LeBron's not in front of him because he's
• 2:16:47
  a coward. And Anthony Edwards ordered to pay
• 2:16:49
  his second baby mama $14 ,000 a month, which
• 2:16:53
  also is how much he has to spend per month because
• 2:16:57
  he keeps swearing. Hmm. He's going to definitely
• 2:17:02
  go broke from all the baby mamas and all the
• 2:17:06
  unnecessary, you know, profanity. We're going
• 2:17:30
  outside. All I smell is poop. We also need to
• 2:17:36
  be affectionate. And you can see that with Barack
• 2:17:38
  and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
• 2:17:42
  kissing, even fisting. The semen was so big.
• 2:17:50
  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
• 2:17:52
  women need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went
• 2:17:59
  and got a job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever
• 2:18:01
  the case might be, in your hand, in a sock, in
• 2:18:04
  a whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would
• 2:18:07
  love to be getting railed, but... As a reminder,
• 2:18:10
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 2:18:12
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 2:18:15
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 2:18:17
  around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button
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  right here. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will
• 2:18:24
  be right back. to the south side, you ain't talk
• 2:18:58
  to the team. You niggas fear Prince and respect
• 2:19:00
  the cream. Boy, you slow motherfuckers, I'ma
• 2:19:03
  break it down, illa. Supreme was the businessman
• 2:19:05
  and Prince was the killer. Remember? You used
• 2:19:08
  to push the bulletproof BM, uh -huh. Say I get
• 2:19:10
  your C -6. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:12
  Bro, when he came out of there, they ain't get
• 2:19:14
  blunted. Had the whole project working for 50
• 2:19:16
  or 500. As a youth, all I ever did was sell crack.
• 2:19:20
  I used to idolize cat. Hurt me to my heart to
• 2:19:22
  hear that nigga snitch storm pack. I eager ride
• 2:19:25
  Like that, rumors in the hood was Just for snitching,
• 2:19:28
  I ain't believe that Paul, he helped me cop my
• 2:19:30
  first GSXR Had the 4 under the Z, the 5 and the
• 2:19:33
  3 Used to drive his truck through the hood, draggin'
• 2:19:36
  jet skis From General Wallace to Baby Wise Don't
• 2:19:38
  be surprised at how freely I thought our names
• 2:19:40
  are guys Who dealt with pies like L .A. and Wise
• 2:19:42
  Hell got shot in the neck, then told us connect
• 2:19:44
  Them niggas who shot him got up for 10 bricks
• 2:19:47
  Fuckin' Dominicans, turnt around and gave him
• 2:19:49
  one brick Just to stay on top So we call Mary
• 2:20:01
  Listen Over and over again And again That first
• 2:20:11
  verse is just a dose of the shit that I'm on
• 2:20:14
  Consider this the first shot there in the ghetto's
• 2:20:16
  caron I know a lot of niggas that get dough like
• 2:20:18
  Remy and Joe And Prince and Righteous from Hillside
• 2:20:20
  with the mole on his nose Throughout my struggles
• 2:20:23
  in the hood, I started learning Life's a bitch
• 2:20:26
  Pretty face, boy, she burnin' Man, I'ma get cheesed
• 2:20:28
  like Chaz Then run through whips like Seagal
• 2:20:30
  Gamble all the time like country curly -haired
• 2:20:32
  Prince And Tata, Popo, and Depressin' too They
• 2:20:35
  know what they facin' Go against fools like Vivo
• 2:20:37
  And killers like Pappy Mason A lot of niggas
• 2:20:39
  I know been corrupted since birth Ties to rob
• 2:20:41
  nuns for fun For everything they worth I know
• 2:20:44
  some cats that have that whole complex It's like
• 2:20:46
  holy war Together niggas stand and divide if
• 2:20:48
  they fall Round here, the shook niggas, they
• 2:20:51
  keep it in motion Come around here with your
• 2:20:53
  roller, you can get robbed like Ocean Lord knows
• 2:21:05
  We'll be right back. Yo, rest in peace to Rich
• 2:21:33
  and Ron, money what they was about, yo. The twins
• 2:21:35
  was from Queens, but got crazy cream without
• 2:21:37
  pole. Throughout my time, I heard tales of Jaime,
• 2:21:40
  Frenchie, Jamaican Paulie, Ducky Corley, Rodney,
• 2:21:42
  Buffy, Chick, yeah. A lot of niggas flow the
• 2:21:45
  way I flow, but ain't been in the game all their
• 2:21:47
  life, so don't know who I know. Writing rhymes
• 2:21:49
  is the best way I express how I feel. If I ain't
• 2:21:51
  rich by 26, I'll be dead or in jail. Coming up,
• 2:21:54
  I heard shit from too much booze will leave you
• 2:21:56
  confused, and it You watch the news, you see
• 2:21:58
  players in this game and lose I'm forgetting
• 2:22:00
  lefty and jazz, pretty Tony and Lance Head Luke,
• 2:22:03
  Mel's son, Trey and he moneybags In a conversation
• 2:22:05
  over shrimp and lobster And Benny Hines heard
• 2:22:08
  Chico stop boxing And started Rob Medina's Shout
• 2:22:10
  out to Clarence and Clutch, Barb Dre, Blackwell
• 2:22:13
  If the flow don't kill you, then Mack will Forgive
• 2:22:15
  me for being upset Over and over again Just to
• 2:22:22
  stay on top All right, that's getting annoying.
• 2:22:55
  All righty, let's see if I may have all right
• 2:22:58
  here with this button that we're going to press
• 2:23:00
  right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love. She's
• 2:23:02
  from the world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're
• 2:23:05
  listening to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan
• 2:23:09
  Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love
• 2:23:11
  when people add the radio legend part. It boosts
• 2:23:13
  my ego. The show you secretly listen to, and
• 2:23:17
  that includes you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages.
• 2:23:21
  Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
• 2:23:24
  Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Your heart, you
• 2:23:36
  know you like. And now for something completely
• 2:23:39
  different. Door is closing. Yes, the most listened
• 2:24:21
  to radio show on the planet. And the other stations
• 2:24:24
  are tuned in too. Yo, static crackles, Hoppy
• 2:24:56
  on the air Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't
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  care Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs
• 2:25:02
  DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program directors
• 2:25:06
  scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged
• 2:25:09
  like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they
• 2:25:11
  rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than the
• 2:25:14
  bass line, boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting
• 2:25:17
  the truth Oh, yeah. Michelle McCormick was let
• 2:25:34
  go by WLAV in Grand Rapids. Terrible news. She's
• 2:25:39
  a legend for sure. Tanner, Laura, and Casey are
• 2:25:44
  going to be heard in five more cities. One of
• 2:25:46
  the last good shows on air. We have some clips
• 2:25:50
  from Boomer Esiason and Craig Carden and Mike
• 2:25:54
  Francesa. It's WFAN hour. Let me turn this off
• 2:26:01
  right here. I have this new magic mouse from
• 2:26:04
  Apple. The battery's great, but it's very sensitive.
• 2:26:07
  And it's like, God damn it, dude. It's almost
• 2:26:09
  as sensitive as women. That's kind of what it
• 2:26:13
  is. All right. 856. 49 happy. All right. Let
• 2:26:20
  me do this right here. Here is Craig Cardin talking
• 2:26:23
  about his on -air identity. You know, started
• 2:26:26
  in Buffalo, went to Cleveland, went to Philly,
• 2:26:28
  was syndicated, blah, blah, all over the map.
• 2:26:30
  And over the course of that period of time, you
• 2:26:33
  discover what you're good at, what you're not
• 2:26:35
  good at, and then how to figure out who you are
• 2:26:37
  in the air. And then you have to be just unwavering
• 2:26:40
  about it. And that's how I've always approached
• 2:26:42
  it with Boomer. You know, Boomer and I, we tell
• 2:26:44
  the story a million times. July 4th weekend,
• 2:26:47
  2007. We were in the old WNEW studios. It's Scott
• 2:26:51
  Herman who I see here. Scott. Was running Wynn's
• 2:26:54
  News out of there. Chris Oliveira was my producer
• 2:26:58
  at the time when we started that show. But Boom
• 2:27:01
  and I went into a studio in the middle of the
• 2:27:02
  summer. And the tryout show we did that day was
• 2:27:06
  the show we did every year for 10 years. So there's
• 2:27:09
  that. Here is Mike Francesa. Doing things once
• 2:27:13
  you've been successful are far different than
• 2:27:15
  doing things on the way up, okay? Go back to
• 2:27:17
  the beginning of Mike and Amanda. We experimented
• 2:27:20
  a lot, and we had a lot of people in toying with
• 2:27:23
  it because the premise was that it was a disaster.
• 2:27:27
  Just to show you how it works. All we heard,
• 2:27:30
  Mike and Amanda's thoughts, shotgun marriage,
• 2:27:33
  they put us together. I was filling in for Pete
• 2:27:35
  Franklin in the summer. He was the original guy.
• 2:27:38
  Now they call me in and say, hey. Oh, what a
• 2:27:49
  baby. I'm sure it was enough money, a boomer.
• 2:27:59
  That's why they didn't like each other. It got
• 2:28:02
  a lot of attention. Imus was against it. He could
• 2:28:05
  say he was for it. He wasn't for it. He was against
• 2:28:06
  it. Almost 95 % of the people at the station
• 2:28:09
  were against it. Most of the critics in the town
• 2:28:11
  were against it. We were both having success
• 2:28:14
  as individuals. Now they put us together. Everyone
• 2:28:17
  hated it. The idea was the show was terrible,
• 2:28:20
  that it was going to fail. Split your guys. Yeah,
• 2:28:24
  they were definitely trying to make it fail.
• 2:28:27
  Here is Boomer Sison saying if Boomer and Cardin
• 2:28:31
  could come back. Mm -hmm. We thought that Craig
• 2:28:34
  and I would actually get back together, but because
• 2:28:37
  he ended up... Well, I actually thought that
• 2:28:39
  Craig and I would actually get back together,
• 2:28:41
  but because he ended up being so good and we
• 2:28:45
  became so close throughout it, and I knew Gio
• 2:28:47
  well before we worked together. He's not funny.
• 2:28:51
  Unfortunately for us, we were never able to get
• 2:28:54
  back together. Yeah, I should have just got rid
• 2:28:56
  of Gio. And here's the Salem CEO. I've had to
• 2:28:59
  talk to him in emails. Not very friendly. We
• 2:29:03
  sometimes have angst about some of the declining
• 2:29:05
  numbers. Doesn't he sound like just every boomer
• 2:29:08
  executive that just won't accept the future?
• 2:29:10
  Nielsen that we've seen in our format. Yeah,
• 2:29:14
  they don't even subscribe for ratings. Literally,
• 2:29:17
  Salem makes their money off of Jesus. Truth is,
• 2:29:21
  I don't think that - All their sponsors are religious
• 2:29:22
  based. If there's any less of a desire to listen
• 2:29:26
  to what we do, then - All right, whatever, dude.
• 2:29:29
  You live in that world, dude. I don't understand.
• 2:29:33
  Listen, I've listened to radio since I was a
• 2:29:36
  fucking kindergartner listening to Radio Disney
• 2:29:39
  and Eddie and Jobo and all this. Jesus Christ,
• 2:29:43
  you're lying. Time for Tampa Bay News. Mm -hmm.
• 2:29:51
  Yeah. All right, now. Let me do this right here.
• 2:30:34
  8 -5 -6 -49. This is a long show. Not the only
• 2:30:40
  thing about me that's long. My conversations
• 2:30:43
  are too on my penis. The second time this month,
• 2:30:49
  a street takeover ended with drivers... Fatherless
• 2:30:53
  behavior. That's what this is. And handcuffs.
• 2:30:57
  All right, so they were arrested and branded.
• 2:31:00
  Go to the sex club and get your rocks up. So
• 2:31:04
  the Rays are a step closer to a new home in West
• 2:31:06
  Tampa. They still need to secure financing and
• 2:31:08
  there is progress on that. Whatever. Fuck the
• 2:31:12
  Rays. Well, a mother from Riverview is facing
• 2:31:16
  charges tonight after deputies say she let her
• 2:31:19
  11 -year -old child with autism drive. This ended
• 2:31:22
  in a crash at a 7 -Eleven on Gordon Road last
• 2:31:24
  night. Wow, just get an Uber, get an Uber, you
• 2:31:27
  pig. You're the definition of idiocracy that
• 2:31:31
  you can have kids. We're also following a developing
• 2:31:34
  situation from Sarasota County where an officer
• 2:31:37
  went from wearing a police uniform to being handcuffed
• 2:31:40
  and then placed behind bars. Oh yeah, I'm glad
• 2:31:42
  you're starting to crack down on these dirty
• 2:31:44
  cops. They make all cops look bad. Earlier today,
• 2:31:49
  former police officer Corey Waiters faced a judge
• 2:31:52
  for misusing flock cameras and the agency's David
• 2:31:55
  system. Are any of them using the flock cameras
• 2:31:58
  correctly? You had the dude in Haines City 717
• 2:32:02
  times. Not that huge fucking number. And let's
• 2:32:05
  bring in Fox 13's Kimberly Crizon. Live outside
• 2:32:08
  Sarasota's County Courthouse. Hi there, Kim.
• 2:32:10
  I know Officer Waiters was given a bomb this
• 2:32:12
  afternoon. What else did you learn? He sure was.
• 2:32:16
  A judge gave him a bond of $5 ,500. And we all
• 2:32:20
  know that flock cameras read license plates.
• 2:32:23
  Listen, I like the idea of them cats and criminals
• 2:32:27
  and whatnot, but they're just going to misuse
• 2:32:29
  it like they are already. And they can be used
• 2:32:33
  to help track down criminals and even. They can
• 2:32:36
  be used for that, but that's not what they're
• 2:32:37
  being used for. And missing persons, but they
• 2:32:41
  can also be misused. And this former Sarasota
• 2:32:44
  police officer is accused of searching one license
• 2:32:48
  plate more than 300 times. That should be enough
• 2:32:53
  to get rid of them. We didn't even vote them
• 2:32:55
  in. They came out of nowhere. Smoking on beaches.
• 2:32:59
  It's a topic that's been weighed heavily by coastal
• 2:33:02
  cities. And Indian Rocks Beach is going to work
• 2:33:05
  on getting rid of it. God, I hate that smell.
• 2:33:08
  Your study by AAA shows what some of you have
• 2:33:11
  long suspected. A whole lot of drivers believe
• 2:33:14
  speeding is totally normal. Yeah, you look at
• 2:33:17
  the Tampa Roads. You figure that out. Welcome
• 2:33:23
  back. News Channel 8 is your local election headquarters
• 2:33:25
  and November's race for governor is now set.
• 2:33:27
  Oh yeah, the Republicans that are racist in Florida
• 2:33:30
  like in Largo have a problem because a black
• 2:33:33
  man is running. You're screwed. He's Republican.
• 2:33:38
  Not all conservatives, just the racist ones.
• 2:33:41
  A Citrus County deputy has been fired and is
• 2:33:43
  facing charges after an incident at a Target
• 2:33:46
  store last week. We have video of that incident.
• 2:33:48
  Take a look right here. According to investigators,
• 2:33:50
  Deputy Troy Taylor responded to the Target in
• 2:33:53
  Lakanto for reports of suspicious activity. When
• 2:33:56
  Taylor talked to the victim, they say he made
• 2:33:58
  several inappropriate and sexual comments and
• 2:34:01
  used the victim's necklace to pull her closer.
• 2:34:04
  Oh man, these losers make cops look so bad. I'm
• 2:34:08
  telling you! I don't know a lot about Charlie
• 2:34:12
  Kirk, but we all know that he's totally heterosexual
• 2:34:16
  and totally not in the closet. He's so genuine
• 2:34:21
  about himself, and someone like that as a politician
• 2:34:24
  is phony. Go away, dude. I understand you might
• 2:34:30
  be better than Ken Welch, but I'm so sick and
• 2:34:33
  tired of Charlie Crist. Go away. You represent
• 2:34:37
  every boomer that won't leave. You've been at
• 2:34:40
  the party too long. I can't tell you how great
• 2:34:47
  boy I am. Really, what is this balloon? It's
• 2:34:51
  Charlie Criss playing with the balloons as they're
• 2:34:55
  headed to a runoff election. I just would love
• 2:34:57
  to see a millennial politician. They're all boomers.
• 2:35:02
  Charlie, retire, you moron. Stand over here.
• 2:35:08
  Yeah, I see it. Anyway, I'm not going to talk
• 2:35:11
  for long. No, you always do. Just full of gratitude.
• 2:35:14
  And I can't thank you enough for what you all
• 2:35:17
  did. For all your help, your support, your prayers.
• 2:35:21
  Enough of the prayers. God's not real. All these
• 2:35:24
  politicians are so predictable. It was great.
• 2:35:28
  I just, I can't thank you enough. Honest to God,
• 2:35:30
  I am humbled. What about, you're totally not
• 2:35:32
  having boyfriends. Are they proud of you? and
• 2:35:35
  overwhelmed, Gina. Thank you. It's just amazing.
• 2:35:39
  Especially in St. Pete where it's pretty gay.
• 2:35:41
  What happened here? You know, we got a 15 point
• 2:35:43
  lead. Well, good for you. Go retire and go away.
• 2:35:50
  Freaking party flopping phony. Over an incumbent.
• 2:35:55
  And your social media is terrible. And everybody
• 2:35:59
  cheering is old. It's very humbling. And you
• 2:36:05
  don't know how to talk into a microphone, you
• 2:36:06
  idiot. We have a long way to go, about 70 days
• 2:36:09
  to November the 3rd. You know, I had mixed emotions.
• 2:36:12
  People were starting to ask me toward the end,
• 2:36:14
  you know, do you want it to end on primary night?
• 2:36:17
  And I'm like, you know, I love campaigning so
• 2:36:19
  much. Yeah, we know. You never go away. You're
• 2:36:22
  like the STD of politics. Enough of you. So sick
• 2:36:27
  of Charlie Crist. He represents every freaking
• 2:36:30
  boomer that just won't go away. Live from the
• 2:36:38
  go, y 'all. Time for Chicago News. Six mad, but
• 2:36:56
  he been in these mics All in ten heights, now
• 2:36:59
  the cynic is tight From the berms to the block,
• 2:37:02
  that's a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his
• 2:37:04
  name on the lights He got callers on the line,
• 2:37:07
  tryna break they news From the shy to the slicks,
• 2:37:10
  they relate to the views Every segment like a
• 2:37:13
  story from the avenue Turn slick, then he fact
• 2:37:16
  -check the attitude This that Chicago news Hop
• 2:37:21
  in, I will let them choose From the heights to
• 2:37:24
  the loop, what it do All right, now. 856 -49
• 2:37:43
  -HOPPY. We start, though, with that dangerous
• 2:37:49
  moment as utility crews and Gary came under gunfire.
• 2:37:53
  They were shot at while working to get the lights
• 2:37:55
  back on. That was a mass gunman who entered the
• 2:38:03
  facility, approaching an attendant target, which
• 2:38:06
  was not the mayor, but an attendant target. This
• 2:38:08
  is in another city. Harvey. A very chaotic scene
• 2:38:12
  ensued at that point. So there's a shit in. And
• 2:38:18
  the Crosstown Classic's going on. Let's talk
• 2:38:20
  about game two of the Crosstown Classic. It's
• 2:38:22
  underway right now. And the rivalry is heating
• 2:38:25
  up after a fight in the bleachers last night.
• 2:38:28
  WGN's Angelica Sanchez is live with reaction
• 2:38:31
  from. All right, so there's baseball happening
• 2:38:33
  in Chicago. Alexa, how are the Chicago Cubs doing
• 2:38:37
  this year? The Cubs are 74 to 54. sitting second
• 2:38:44
  in the NL Central, about five games back the
• 2:38:47
  Brewers. They've been riding a strong stretch
• 2:38:50
  since June, going 35 -21. Want the latest news
• 2:38:54
  on how they're performing? No! Alexa, I'm good.
• 2:38:56
  I was just curious. Alexa, how are the White
• 2:38:59
  Sox doing this year? I haven't watched. The White
• 2:39:04
  Sox are 66 -61, sitting at a .5. 2 -0 win percentage
• 2:39:10
  and tied for first in the AL Central. Oh, wow.
• 2:39:14
  Interesting. In the age of AI, an innocent photo
• 2:39:21
  snapped after a church service or middle school
• 2:39:25
  concert can be manipulated in ways no parent
• 2:39:30
  wants to imagine. So a man was caught making
• 2:39:32
  AI porn with an image. Gross. If you live in
• 2:39:36
  DuPage County, you may have actually heard tornado
• 2:39:40
  sirens overnight. And how scary with the weather
• 2:39:42
  that we've been having. You think, okay, this
• 2:39:44
  is a possibility. So that happened. My cousins
• 2:39:47
  go to Northern Illinois University and it's trippy
• 2:39:50
  out there. All right, let's do a few more things
• 2:39:52
  here. Louisville News. From St. Pete, he pull
• 2:40:10
  up clean Sticks nine frames tall like a dream
• 2:40:13
  Rhyme hoppin' heat, don't bite his tongue Spay
• 2:40:17
  it to your face, let the whole thing run Louisville
• 2:40:20
  nights, he done touched that mic Talk real talk,
• 2:40:23
  kept it raw all night Sex -dating stars who fell
• 2:40:26
  from grace Then they throw that throwback in
• 2:40:28
  the place World, world, wild way, hear the call
• 2:40:31
  go far From the Gulf to the world, from town
• 2:40:34
  to town All right, now. Oh, yeah. A Kentucky
• 2:40:55
  band director accused of sexual abuse now faces
• 2:40:58
  new charges. A judge waived 34 -year -old Adam
• 2:41:01
  McRae's ex - Loser! Tradition to Indiana today.
• 2:41:05
  Makes all men look bad. A Louisville man's accused
• 2:41:11
  of kidnapping, carjacking, and robbing a man.
• 2:41:14
  You know when you see someone with face tattoos
• 2:41:16
  and they look innocent and then you see one and
• 2:41:18
  you're like, that's a criminal? That's this guy.
• 2:41:20
  Met on a dating app. 45 -year -old John Wolfe
• 2:41:23
  pleaded not guilty to those charges this morning.
• 2:41:25
  Police say he met the victim on Grindr. Oh, yeah!
• 2:41:30
  The two had sex. You know he's a burn -em. All
• 2:41:37
  right, time for Rochester News. Eight, five,
• 2:42:33
  six, 49. Happy. I had to grab the mic. Three
• 2:42:37
  men in a separate story now facing weapons charges.
• 2:42:44
  They were arraigned in Rochester this morning
• 2:42:46
  and released after officers say they found several
• 2:42:49
  loaded guns. Spirit Halloween stores opening
• 2:42:57
  their doors now for the season, bringing in costumes,
• 2:43:00
  decorations. Wow, it's already time for spirit
• 2:43:02
  crazy. But that means we get to see a lot of
• 2:43:04
  girls dressed slutty. Time for Fresno News. Yeah.
• 2:43:14
  Yeah. Yeah. Microphone king. Whatever. Six nine
• 2:43:22
  tower. Fresno's loud and sour. Mic in his grip.
• 2:43:25
  Got the world feeling sour. Poppy on the block.
• 2:43:27
  Dropping facts like boulders. Words cut sharply.
• 2:43:50
  Right now I'm shining. Educator investigated.
• 2:43:59
  In a now viral video, a Madera Unified special
• 2:44:01
  education teacher is seen making comments about
• 2:44:04
  starting a, quote, black militia. We've got so
• 2:44:08
  much problems in this country. And there's this.
• 2:44:11
  Motion passes 4 -1. The Tulare County Board of
• 2:44:16
  Supervisors taking immediate action on the growing
• 2:44:18
  issue of AI data centers. All but one supervisor
• 2:44:21
  voting to pass a 45 -day moratorium. Who's this?
• 2:44:29
  Well, Emily and Eric, the first phase of these
• 2:44:31
  new rules go into effect in 2029, and then the
• 2:44:34
  stricter regulations will go into effect in 2033.
• 2:44:37
  While these changes are years away, 70 % of the
• 2:44:41
  tires currently sold in the state would not meet
• 2:44:43
  these standards. Oh, yeah. Gavin Newsom just
• 2:44:46
  screwing over his residents. Mm -hmm. Now this
• 2:44:49
  breaking news update. The California Highway
• 2:44:51
  Patrol is investigating an overnight tragedy
• 2:44:54
  in Fresno County. It was a one -way crash and
• 2:44:57
  those are the worst. Because they're preventable!
• 2:45:11
  Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
• 2:45:14
  skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
• 2:45:17
  Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,
• 2:45:20
  carry tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete jungle,
• 2:45:22
  potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes,
• 2:45:25
  the cabs and faded cabs Past the preaching hustle,
• 2:45:28
  corner kids trading maps Where the vibes Midwest,
• 2:45:31
  but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where
• 2:45:34
  the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
• 2:45:37
  every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no draw.
• 2:45:41
  I'll be on the mic spitting facts, no law. All
• 2:45:44
  right, now. No! I'll be Hot Topic! Rachel, getting
• 2:45:55
  kids safely to and from school and activities
• 2:45:58
  involves more than buses and crossing guards
• 2:46:01
  these days. Many kids are now riding e -bikes,
• 2:46:04
  but doctors and police warn of a potential epidemic
• 2:46:08
  of traumatic. She's a hot piece of ass. My Lord.
• 2:46:13
  I need to know her name. All right. So earlier,
• 2:46:17
  I'm now recording at home. So I did a segment
• 2:46:22
  about Ryan Lochte's side chick girlfriend, and
• 2:46:28
  my mom texted me during it, so I'm going to redo
• 2:46:30
  it. I'm going to keep it in before, but because
• 2:46:32
  we've been talking for three hours, and this
• 2:46:34
  is garbage time that won't be on in Fresno, let's
• 2:46:37
  do it again. It's time for side chick news as
• 2:46:40
  we talk about Ryan Lochte's girlfriend. So Kayla
• 2:46:43
  has made it seem like you broke some kind of
• 2:46:46
  girl code. Of course she did. Look at her. She's
• 2:46:49
  totally a side chick. And was off limits. Do
• 2:46:53
  you feel like that was the case or was Ryan fair
• 2:46:55
  game? What's she going to say? Oh yeah, I totally
• 2:46:58
  broke up the marriage. I'm dating a guy that
• 2:47:00
  treats women badly, but he'll be different to
• 2:47:03
  me. Because I'm special. So I don't look at him
• 2:47:06
  as, like, fair game, but there was never a time
• 2:47:09
  that, like, Kayla was talking to me in those
• 2:47:12
  moments that she says that she was like, man,
• 2:47:15
  I just really want our marriage to work. I just
• 2:47:17
  love him so much. I want to figure this out.
• 2:47:19
  Yeah, no, it's not going to happen to you. Every
• 2:47:21
  time it was, Ryan's this, Ryan's a piece of crap,
• 2:47:24
  Ryan's this, he's a horrible dad, he's a horrible...
• 2:47:26
  He probably is. He's a deadbeat blonde loser.
• 2:47:28
  Like you. Horrible husband. And I do think...
• 2:47:32
  And he's not going to do it to you? Where you
• 2:47:36
  broke a marriage and were a side chick? He's
• 2:47:40
  totally going to be great to you, honey. He was
• 2:47:42
  an awful husband. And there's things that he's
• 2:47:45
  told me that I'm just like, what in the world?
• 2:47:48
  Like, you know, she should have got out sooner.
• 2:47:50
  They both should have got out sooner. I did not
• 2:47:52
  break up your marriage. I'm not a homewrecker.
• 2:47:54
  Your home was broken. Of course you're a homewrecker.
• 2:47:57
  The home was partially broken, but you ripped
• 2:48:00
  it up, honey. When I met Ryan, he was not living
• 2:48:04
  in the home. You guys, he had fought, you had
• 2:48:06
  fought, you had filed for divorce, not Ryan,
• 2:48:08
  you. So knowing all these things about Ryan,
• 2:48:11
  I guess why would you be with him? Right, and...
• 2:48:15
  For the clout! Because you're a talentless one,
• 2:48:18
  Adam! That was really hard for me. In the beginning,
• 2:48:22
  he reached out to me in 2019 and he said, well,
• 2:48:24
  you, my wife is out of town. Do you want to pick
• 2:48:26
  me up from the airport? Sounds like cheating.
• 2:48:30
  And I wrote him back and I said, I am not into
• 2:48:32
  married men. Absolutely not. Oh, you totally
• 2:48:35
  said that. We're totally going to believe you.
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  our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.