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FULL SHOW: LIVE From West Auckland · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold cheers toy from bringing back
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Speaker 1: to last in the world, gone man. Yeah right, It's
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Speaker 1: time to emphasize this is not the biggest, biggest feast,
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Speaker 1: the biggest Shot Big show with Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and.
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Speaker 2: Shot give out your mad bounce. It's great to have
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Speaker 2: your company.
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Speaker 3: That's glorious, colorioussday afternoon. You my friends are listening to
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Speaker 3: the Big Show brought to you by two.
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Speaker 4: Get it get it in you. You're right, definitely.
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Speaker 2: Get it in you.
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Speaker 3: And I can tell you we're in the magnificent Hangar
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Speaker 3: bar out here in West Auckland and it is absolutely
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Speaker 3: going off these cues.
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Speaker 2: There is ques down the road.
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Speaker 5: I worry that if you tell people this cues down
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Speaker 5: the road, people might not come.
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Speaker 2: Oh no, they'll definitely come because it's because they won't
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Speaker 2: want to. Yeah, you're right. They create demand there. I'm
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Speaker 2: a bit worried that you have an introdus again, Jason,
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Speaker 2: you got a bit excited.
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Speaker 3: I was about to get into that, Maggie in terms
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Speaker 3: of you know, creating demand because that tight white T
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Speaker 3: shirt of yours, mate, it's worth the entry alone just
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Speaker 3: to see you.
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Speaker 2: You Stallion House life. You're going pretty grassyr mad dog,
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Speaker 2: your six son of a b and speaking of massive
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Speaker 2: amounts of sex appeal, you've turned up here today in
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Speaker 2: your humongous bird shit. I don't know what opshop your
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Speaker 2: missus has found out in, but she's done a bloody
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Speaker 2: ripper of a job. You god damn Stellion.
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Speaker 4: Yeh, thanks mate.
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Speaker 3: I'm a little bit worried that I'm turning into one
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Speaker 3: of those radio DJs who wears wacky shirts.
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Speaker 4: Well, then you know what I'm talking about, turning into
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Speaker 4: your record.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I've got a good nickname for you. Actually.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. What's that kezy bird shirt?
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Speaker 6: Jason?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, good, I prefer ship mates. Hey, but listen,
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Speaker 4: listen mate, speaking of looking good, Keezy mos commaculate white
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Speaker 4: T shirt. It bedfully and has huge pornami.
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Speaker 2: How you going, you're.
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Speaker 6: Stallion, I'm going really well.
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Speaker 5: Jas Of course, west Akland is my local stomping ground,
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Speaker 5: the Hangar bar here. I've seen it many many times,
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Speaker 5: other than five minutes away. I've never actually stopped by. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: glad we have. And the issue we have with west
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Speaker 5: Auckland is that they are all backbones. They finished work
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Speaker 5: at five o'clock so I'm picking five o'clock and it's
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Speaker 5: going to be.
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Speaker 6: A stampede of Trady Vans and.
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Speaker 5: All sorts pulling up and gathering around Hoody Jane's new
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Speaker 5: bird Shit totally.
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
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Speaker 3: In terms of my new bird hit, we'll take a
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Speaker 3: bit of a poll on that throughout the show because
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Speaker 3: you know, despite the fact that it is massive and
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Speaker 3: it does have birds on it, I'm sort of feeling
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Speaker 3: quite comfortable in it, you know what.
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Speaker 4: It's rubbing really nicely against my naps at the moment.
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Speaker 2: So I'm fully come on down here to the Hanger
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Speaker 2: Bar and with Houghty Janea's bird Shit.
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Speaker 5: You won't regret it, that's right, of course, come down
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Speaker 5: because we're doing the we're debuting the radio Hudacky Pie
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Speaker 5: thanks to Dad's Pies. That comes down, we'll get a
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Speaker 5: free hoon or one of our brand new pies. There
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Speaker 5: are Backbone shirts being given away as well. It's all
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Speaker 5: go fellers.
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Speaker 2: Should we cover off with a few tunes.
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Speaker 6: There, Fellows kick off, You're a good Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Royal Blood the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
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Speaker 1: Minogue and Kesey.
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Speaker 4: Is indeed big.
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Speaker 3: There on the radio Honarchy Big Show a live from
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Speaker 3: the Hangar bar and Beard.
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Speaker 2: For west Ackland.
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Speaker 3: If you're in the area, come on down and say
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Speaker 3: go get yourself a backbone T shirt and all that jazz.
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Speaker 3: But right now it's time for the big show, big pole,
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Speaker 3: big pole. Yes, indeed in a very simple one today,
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Speaker 3: fellas where if we are this tends to be what
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Speaker 3: the big poll is west Auckland, Yes or no?
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Speaker 6: That's right.
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Speaker 5: You can vote Hidaky big Shows Instagram story, have your say,
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Speaker 5: New Zealand Mogi.
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Speaker 6: What's your experience with West Aalklandman, Well, I've.
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Speaker 2: Done a lot of film work out of here, Keyzy
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Speaker 2: film and television. You sort of come out here at
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Speaker 2: around about four or five o'clock in the morning, Joe, Yes,
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Speaker 2: you've got south You've got some film studios right around
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Speaker 2: the corner here, there's a couple of them. There's a
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Speaker 2: couple further afield as well. So I've done it. I've
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Speaker 2: worked out here a lot, but I haven't got involved
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Speaker 2: in the community and there so I mean, you guys
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Speaker 2: obviously live out here. You're a couple of west Auckland's
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Speaker 2: favorite sons, and I'd love to hear what you what
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Speaker 2: you find so great about it?
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Speaker 5: Well, the thing with west Auckland is I'm from Totyng.
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Speaker 5: Originally I didn't want to move to Auckland, and then
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Speaker 5: I moved to west Auckland, and now I've found my
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Speaker 5: true home, right because the thing that I love is
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Speaker 5: whenever you want to buy beers, you can't get it
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Speaker 5: while you're do in the supermarket shopping. You have to
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Speaker 5: go to another place, a separate place called a bottle store,
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Speaker 5: and you have to pay twice the price.
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Speaker 2: Yes, which it's a genius, but it's good because it's
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Speaker 2: supporting small but exactly, and that's community that's good for
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Speaker 2: the community exactly.
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Speaker 3: One of the things one of the most beautiful sites
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Speaker 3: you're get in west Auckland is the packs of wild
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Speaker 3: unregistered dogs that just sort of roam around the streets.
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Speaker 4: Fellas, There'll always be a couple of heavily.
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Speaker 3: Pregnant bitches in there as well, because you know, there's
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Speaker 3: no sort of they don't have any that they're not
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Speaker 3: jabbed or cut around that sort of stuff. And I
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Speaker 3: tell you what, my wife and I love going for
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Speaker 3: a walk in west Auckland and just sort of you know,
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Speaker 3: getting savage by packs of unregistered dogs.
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Speaker 2: Can I just say that's one of the first things
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Speaker 2: I noticed when I drive out here today. I probably
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Speaker 2: saw seven dogs wandering around without without registration, without colors
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Speaker 2: on it. Every single one of them had a massive
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Speaker 2: set of balls. Or I don't see anybody, Yeah, I
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Speaker 2: pitch it.
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Speaker 5: West Auckland is like what New Zealand used to be.
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Speaker 5: Like you know when already J was a kid, like
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Speaker 5: sixty seventy years ago. You know, that's what west Auckland is.
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Speaker 5: And another thing too, at night, you always know where
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Speaker 5: west Auckland is because there's always a helicopter buzzing sort of.
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Speaker 5: It's always buzzing around the west Ackland area. It's great.
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Speaker 5: It's almost like a nice ambience when you're trying to
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Speaker 5: go to sleep, like white noise.
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Speaker 3: Right, it's like the Vietnam of Auckland, you know what
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Speaker 3: I mean, back in the war, Jo, because we'll have
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Speaker 3: four or five helicopters flying around. I'll tell you another It'snane, yes,
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Speaker 3: thank you. Another great thing about Auckland. West Auckland is
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Speaker 3: like just as my wife, you're falling asleep in bed
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Speaker 3: there the neighbors having a horror of a fight.
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Speaker 2: You know, worry lave Cavin, lave Cavin.
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Speaker 4: You know, and everyone in the neighbor And this is
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Speaker 4: the community feel of west Auckland. You know, a fight
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Speaker 4: starts and everyone just hoes in. It's a real community
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Speaker 4: feel about it.
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Speaker 5: Well, it's not always fight so that's how we sort
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Speaker 5: of solve disputes out here. But if it's a celebration
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Speaker 5: and burnouts come around to mind, bring the commie, we'll
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Speaker 5: do some burnouts, yeah, you know. So it's a real
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Speaker 5: community feel out these ways.
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Speaker 3: This is this is a great thing about west Aukland too.
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Speaker 3: If you have a bit of a disagreement with the
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Speaker 3: mate in west Auckland, you don't.
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Speaker 2: Talk it out.
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Speaker 3: You smack the ship out of each other, you know
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Speaker 3: what I mean of that? You go, okay, were all done?
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Speaker 3: Their fellow, Yeah, good stuff, and then you shake hands.
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Speaker 2: Magie. Yeah, I thought everybody here was a was a
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Speaker 2: huge fan of the big show. But I was having
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Speaker 2: a chat with a fellow over there before and he
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Speaker 2: said he'd actually never heard of Radio Hodaki, but got
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Speaker 2: an email from Winds saying they're handing out free T shirts,
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Speaker 2: so you come on down. So that's bloody bloody beautiful,
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Speaker 2: isn't it. Yeah, that's great stuff.
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Speaker 3: Hey, for the rest of the country listening to us
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Speaker 3: at the moment too, text us three four eight three.
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Speaker 3: What do you know about West Doorkland? And what's your
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Speaker 3: favorite thing about West Aalkland. In the meantime, let's get
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Speaker 3: back to the tunes with.
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Speaker 4: A bit of the old for tellies.
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Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod ikis.
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Speaker 3: Indeed Tom Petty and the heartbreak is there on the
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Speaker 3: Radio Hodarchy Big Show This beautiful Thursday afternoon live from
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Speaker 3: the Hangar Bar and Westalkland. And I can tell you
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Speaker 3: what fellas it's absolutely going off we are, sir. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: thanks mate, good on you mad hey, And I just
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Speaker 3: want to say a big thank you Dan the backbone
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Speaker 3: that turned up today and he brought me a Nippy's
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Speaker 3: ice coffee for.
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Speaker 2: The other How good is that?
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Speaker 4: What a legend?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you were pissed off because it was warm.
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Speaker 4: It was a little bit warm, Dan. You could have
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Speaker 4: chilled it now and then I would have.
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Speaker 6: Been much happy out of the world of getting nice
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Speaker 6: things for hoody Jay.
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Speaker 4: Now listen, we asked on the text machine three four
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Speaker 4: eight three west Auckland.
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Speaker 2: Yes, well no, we got a few texts.
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Speaker 4: On that feelus.
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Speaker 5: We certainly did everyone. The text through is in the
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Speaker 5: drawer for a twoy prize pack. I live in west Akland.
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Speaker 5: Every house around us has a dog, and there is
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Speaker 5: a shit ton of houses around us. Nice thing about
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Speaker 5: west Auckland is they'll take like a property that you
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Speaker 5: put one house on traditionally, and they'll put like twenty
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Speaker 5: on that. Yeah, you know, and then every one of
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Speaker 5: those houses will have a pit bull. Yes, so it's
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Speaker 5: just great. Great thing about west Auckland is when I'm
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Speaker 5: going to Hamilton to see my mistress, I can drive
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Speaker 5: straight past there.
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Speaker 2: Okay, you you can look at.
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Speaker 6: It because it's beautiful, drive by the water.
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Speaker 5: I love how everyone's just angry, none of this fake
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Speaker 5: happiness bullshit.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone out he is passed off.
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Speaker 2: You know, yeah, totally man, and we own it.
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Speaker 5: Well at this one I met my now husband at Hagabar. Hey,
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Speaker 5: I don't know who that's from, but well.
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Speaker 4: I've got to be honest with you. I'm sort of
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Speaker 4: looking at among the crowd. Then there's a bit of
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Speaker 4: sexual energy going around.
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Speaker 2: Fellow I'll tell you what. There's plenty of husbands to meet.
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Speaker 2: It is ninety eight percent sausage out there, isn't it. Yeah, totally, yeah, yeah, totally.
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Speaker 3: Now, fellas talking of being angry, you'll be aware of
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Speaker 3: the fact that I've given up the darries.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, how long has it been now?
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Speaker 3: Man, it's been two days and two hours, Magie, there
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Speaker 3: would have been six days and two hours apart from
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Speaker 3: you bassards and reset the count, all.
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Speaker 2: Right, and so two days and two hours. So I've
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Speaker 2: given up the darts. I've given up the past, and
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Speaker 2: my wife and I have also.
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Speaker 3: Now we've decided that for one day a week, we
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Speaker 3: won't eat sugar.
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Speaker 2: Right. Well, I didn't think very much, and I'll be
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Speaker 2: honest with you.
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Speaker 3: I only suggested that to my wife because I thought
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Speaker 3: it would impact her more than it would impact me.
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Speaker 3: But it turns out I'm the one that's getting in
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Speaker 3: the hoo of the mood about it.
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Speaker 6: So it's today one of your no sugar dates.
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Speaker 2: Today's a no sugar date.
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Speaker 5: So for example, that Nippy's iced coffee you were just
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Speaker 5: giving it, I can't have it.
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Speaker 2: At the moment.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, But you know, I've just I've just reached the
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Speaker 4: point in my life now, fellas where I go? What
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Speaker 4: am I going to do for fun anymore?
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? There's no joy in my life.
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Speaker 3: I can't drink pless, I can't smoke cigarettes, you know,
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Speaker 3: one day a week, I'm I'm giving up the sugar.
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Speaker 7: What's there to live for? Have you tried cheating on
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Speaker 7: my wife? Yeah? Like rotten around in that? Oh okay,
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Speaker 7: yeah yeah. The only thing I find is that I.
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Speaker 2: Look up into that. Yeah it is good. Yeah, what
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Speaker 2: the excitement?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: But the only thing is I don't know how you
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Speaker 3: guys are after a heavy session of love making, but
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Speaker 3: I immediately want to have a dorry, right, you know what
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Speaker 3: I mean? Yeah, so I'd be vigorously making love and
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Speaker 3: then go, okay, I want to doubt about it if you're
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Speaker 3: a place of cigarette with something else, like some myth
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Speaker 3: or something myth.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yes, I could. Actually that's not a bad idea, actually, mogi. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: I mean we've been married twenty seven years. I could
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Speaker 4: just you know, change it up a bit.
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Speaker 6: Can I just confirm?
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Speaker 5: The only reason you're not you haven't had in the
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Speaker 5: fear is because of the post Coitus.
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Speaker 2: Dart pretty much.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and you've had the fear Mogi.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, But I certainly know from you know,
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Speaker 2: I certainly know if from looking at other people what
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Speaker 2: they get up to him sort of how much they
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Speaker 2: enjoy it. Yeah, you know that's heaven in my life
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Speaker 2: as well, Jesse. I've given up the booze, I've given
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Speaker 2: up the cigarette. And you do think to yourself, where
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Speaker 2: am I going to find that joy? Yeah? What's the point?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think maybe if I get four or
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Speaker 3: five lovers, yes, that could be a good thing, and
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Speaker 3: I'll be so busy having sex with them that I'll
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Speaker 3: forget about the fact that I'm wanting a cigarette and
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Speaker 3: or a.
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Speaker 2: Beusy because I'm looking outside of the moment.
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Speaker 4: It's a beautiful day, and it's a it's a perfect day,
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Speaker 4: Mogi for a beer and a dart out the out
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Speaker 4: in the sun.
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Speaker 2: There.
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Speaker 6: What about what about like painting? Jesus, Well, it's just
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Speaker 6: like a hobby where you don't have to break up
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Speaker 6: your marriage. You know, what are you going to do
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Speaker 6: going for walks?
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Speaker 2: Well?
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Speaker 3: I find that ironic coming from you because here we go,
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Speaker 3: because you know you've got your wife and your fiance
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Speaker 3: and that dude down in christ Hitch that you have
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Speaker 3: spars with. So it's all very well to you because
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Speaker 3: you're filling your boots all over the place and I
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Speaker 3: eat lots of sugar and you drink booze.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 4: Actually, were going to get you on the darts, Keezy,
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Speaker 4: how do you feel about that?
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Speaker 5: I've got asthma man, No, thank you. Hey coming up Nick,
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Speaker 5: speaking of wist Aorkland, which is where we are. We've
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Speaker 5: got a price to give away for the COMMU Classic
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Speaker 5: Current hot Rod Festival. Listen out for the big show, Honker,
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Speaker 5: and when you hear it, call us an oz one
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Speaker 5: hundred Hordarchy. Not only could you win tickets for you
12:43
Speaker 5: and make to go along and you get free flights
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Speaker 5: and accommodation included to so keep an ear out the.
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Speaker 1: Darchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
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Speaker 4: So long.
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Speaker 3: You drink the qume you Classic Karen hot Rod Festival.
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Speaker 3: If you want to be a part of that, give
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Speaker 3: us a call right now. I believe the phone lines
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Speaker 3: are running.
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Speaker 4: Hot fellows.
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Speaker 2: Who we got here? Jordan?
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Speaker 4: Your mad Barstard? How's life?
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Speaker 2: Thanks?
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Speaker 4: So are you?
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Speaker 2: Mate?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Good?
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Speaker 4: Thanks mate, very good. Tell me what do you do
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Speaker 4: for a crust?
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Speaker 2: Jordan?
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Speaker 4: Oh, I work at complete home and living little bit
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Speaker 4: of a property maintenance.
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Speaker 2: Jordan.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me, Jordan, what what sort of carry you're
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Speaker 4: running at the moment?
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Speaker 2: Oh god, NDA's hand me down.
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Speaker 7: It's a Leana.
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Speaker 4: Heard of?
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Speaker 2: It?
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Speaker 6: Is that a suzuki?
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Speaker 2: Yea ah, I tell you.
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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Jordan. You say on the line there, mate?
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Speaker 3: And how good mate, Big Dillian Studio B will take.
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Speaker 2: Care of you. All right, Oh, I thank so much,
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Speaker 2: big bones. All yeah, good on you, mate, love you.
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Speaker 3: I think it's a Matt good a match your man
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Speaker 3: Barstard House live.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, bloody good guys.
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Speaker 1: How about you?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Good things may we're about you in the country
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Speaker 2: at the moment, Matt, I'm in all kinds of song
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Speaker 2: driving the way home at the moment.
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Speaker 4: No, you're good on you mate. What do you do
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Speaker 4: for a crust?
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Speaker 2: I'm I'm an engineer in the construction industry working out
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Speaker 2: the airport at the moment. Yeah, And what's in a
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Speaker 2: vehicle are you running at the moment?
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Speaker 6: Matt rocking the old Santa fe at the moment?
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Speaker 5: That's good safe family wedding.
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Speaker 2: I think I used to have a Hundi. You did
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Speaker 2: have a human.
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Speaker 6: We did have a Hundy pony, was the only one
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Speaker 6: in New Zealand.
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Speaker 3: And I actually remember that we bought that car and
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Speaker 3: it broke down the next day and massive.
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Speaker 2: You've always heard a good.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, the good thing is there are plenty of
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Speaker 5: Shondays at the Cubiu Classic Car and hole Rod Festival
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Speaker 5: there met so we'll chuck you in the draw for
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Speaker 5: that prize.
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Speaker 2: All right, sounds awesome.
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Speaker 5: Thanks guys. If you are keen to get yourself not
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Speaker 5: only free flights and accommodation as well, to go along.
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Speaker 6: That's happening in Jam.
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Speaker 5: I believe it's the last week into January. It's Friday,
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Speaker 5: Saturday and Sunday. Hell of an event.
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Speaker 6: If you're into your cars, then just keep an air
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Speaker 6: on radio. Hodarcky, you get ready to call O eight
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Speaker 6: hundred Hadarcky.
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Speaker 4: Hey, how good is this next tune for west Auckland
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Speaker 4: fellas a bit of Black Sabbath.
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Speaker 6: Shier boy, Come on down to the Hangar Bar if
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Speaker 6: you're in the area.
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Speaker 1: By the way, the Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
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Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Keezy is.
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Speaker 3: Indeed hard Finger there on the radio Hoarky Big Show,
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Speaker 3: That's glorious Thursday afternoon live from the Hangar Bar in
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Speaker 3: west Auckland's going off, fellows.
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Speaker 6: It certainly is going off, of course.
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Speaker 5: It's the launch of the radio hoduky Pie thanks to
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Speaker 5: Dad's Pies. Everyone that comes down here, not only could
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Speaker 5: they win bar tabs, they'll get free backbone shirts. We're
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Speaker 5: also going to be doing official tasting of the Dad's
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Speaker 5: Pies hoduky Pie, which is a beautiful.
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Speaker 6: Angus beef, cheese and jalapeno. How good to get down here.
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Speaker 2: How good? Hey?
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Speaker 4: Incidentally, the people that have eaten the pie here, put
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Speaker 4: your hand up.
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Speaker 2: How was that? Yeah? Okay, yeah, good shit, good, good shit.
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Speaker 6: It's free though, so of course they loved it.
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Speaker 3: Hey, no exciting news, Keysy, as you know, all the
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Speaker 3: people will know. I've been your agent for a little
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Speaker 3: while now.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been ages, but it feels like not very
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Speaker 5: long because I haven't had a lot of stuff.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Sure, well you've had a lot of opportunities, Keezy, but
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Speaker 2: you haven't really managed to convert them. That's not your fault.
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Speaker 2: That's not your fault. We're working on it.
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Speaker 3: It did actually have that, of course, that forty five
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Speaker 3: minute scene for you, which was going to be quite
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Speaker 3: special actually because it was just the long shot, wasn't it,
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Speaker 3: mugg It was just one camera shot for forty five minutes,
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Speaker 3: which you turned down.
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Speaker 5: If you're because it was a man on man love
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Speaker 5: making scene. Yeah, well it was mantes edits.
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Speaker 2: But you know it was called Prisoner of Love and
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Speaker 2: it was set in perimra Remo.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was set in Perimo.
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Speaker 3: But with great news for you, kiss, I've got some
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Speaker 3: work coming up for you over the Christmas period.
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Speaker 5: If I'm keen, as long as it's not another stupid
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Speaker 5: movie or you know what I mean where I know Okay, I.
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Speaker 3: Can promise you there's no man on man love making.
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Speaker 3: There is some man on man action, but it's not
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Speaker 3: love making. You'll be aware of the fact, of course,
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Speaker 3: that Joseph Parker has got a fight coming up, Maggie.
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Speaker 4: You'll know all about that.
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Speaker 2: It does. It's against I believe, it's against to Daniel
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Speaker 2: du Bois, and it's they for the IVF title. It's
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Speaker 2: bloody good considering Parker's journey, Joseph Parkers so is getting
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Speaker 2: that opportunity it's coming up early next year.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 2: The fantastic thing about that is there is a little
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Speaker 2: bit of room on the undercard. Joseph.
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Speaker 3: Yes, a lot of people won't be aware of this,
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Speaker 3: but Moggie and I have gone into the fight business.
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Speaker 3: We've started up par out promotional company. What's it called again, Megi,
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Speaker 3: It's called.
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Speaker 2: H and M Promotions, which is Hoidy and Mogi Promotion
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Speaker 2: H and M, H and M. Yeah, it's got a
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Speaker 2: real ring to it. It sure does. And we thought
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Speaker 2: we'd get you involved in our first promotion, their Keys.
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Speaker 6: Oh like a celebrity undercard.
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Speaker 2: A celebrity undercard, absolutely, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 6: Because if I have to file a guy from a
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Speaker 6: radio station, that's really great. That's too But listen, I've got.
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Speaker 2: To be honest with you.
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Speaker 3: When we we thought about you for the undercard, I
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Speaker 3: immediately had concerns re your massive honker, you know, because
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Speaker 3: that's a big target right from the outset.
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Speaker 2: But we managed to look through that because we saw
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Speaker 2: it as a big opportunity for Key, didn't we Yeah,
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Speaker 2: exactly right, and we've got you. You know, you'll have
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Speaker 2: to wear a headgear because you're an amateur. Yeah, so
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Speaker 2: that'll that will save you a certain amount of damage.
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Speaker 2: But as you say, Kesy, it's great exposure for you. Cool.
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Speaker 2: You know you've wanted to get into the ring with
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Speaker 2: Hoidy j before. But yeah, it'll be bloody good man.
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Speaker 5: So you too, you Yeah, because it's good, like what
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Speaker 5: it is, it's a really good thing to sort of
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Speaker 5: aim for you. You do your fitness, you're learning new skill,
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Speaker 5: you're actually working towards.
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Speaker 6: So do I get to call out a radio host
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Speaker 6: or something?
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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's already been organized in terms of who
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Speaker 3: you're fighting. Obviously, we need to have that organized before
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Speaker 3: the fight actually starts.
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Speaker 6: Which host is it?
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Speaker 3: So it'll be you versus David Tour, And there's no
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Speaker 3: sat amount of time in terms of how many rounds
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Speaker 3: we do.
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Speaker 4: It's just last man's seeing last man standing.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, So like David Tour, obviously he's older now he's older,
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Speaker 5: but you know I think he's fifty four now, Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 5: years older.
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Speaker 2: So it's probably to be fear. It's probably not a
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Speaker 2: fear matchup. I mean, you've seen Tour versus Jake Paul,
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Speaker 2: so you are the Yeah, so you've sort of got
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Speaker 2: it over him. But I think it's sort of all
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Speaker 2: evens out of it because he's got more experience in
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Speaker 2: the ring than you.
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Speaker 5: What David too, of course he's fought, he fought for
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Speaker 5: a world titles.
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Speaker 4: He did last didn't fight well in that fight againstrs actually,
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Speaker 4: but I reckon, you'll have an opportunity there, Kisy and
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Speaker 4: I think it's a great, great bit of exposure for it.
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Speaker 6: So I'm going to fight David Tour. There's no rounds.
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Speaker 6: It's like man's standing, just last man standing. Yeah, what's
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Speaker 6: the pay, Oh, there's no pay.
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Speaker 2: It's just it'll be the exposure for you. Everybody in music,
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Speaker 2: your your name will be known for the rest of time.
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Speaker 2: I reckon, absolutely, you think about the that kind of
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Speaker 2: footage is going to do the rounds on your Instagram
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Speaker 2: there on your reels.
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Speaker 6: But I feel like that's really bad. Oh wait, hang on?
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Speaker 2: Is it all exposures? Good exposure keys, Yeah, totally.
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Speaker 5: That's something someone says before they massively take advantage you. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: career wise, but.
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Speaker 2: You know you'll probably get a hammering.
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Speaker 3: But as Moggie says, it'll be all over Instagram and
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Speaker 3: it'll be it'll be top quality comedy, that's for sure.
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Speaker 6: So me getting a hammering on Instagram? Is it okay?
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Speaker 5: Is it the main undercard though? Just before the main fight,
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Speaker 5: the main fight. Yeah, it'll go around the world.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, everybody will. Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Well, as my agent, Jase, would you recommend doing it?
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Speaker 2: Totally?
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Speaker 5: Man?
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Speaker 6: No money?
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Speaker 2: No money? Do you paid? I get a cut of
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Speaker 2: you know, of the total sales for the night? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: for sure, Yeah, as does Megi. Yeah, I mean, be honest, Jason.
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Speaker 2: You know we've talked about this before. As his agent,
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Speaker 2: you probably wouldn't recommend it, but as his promoter you
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Speaker 2: have absolutely word. Yeah, so good stuffake easy, FoST Fellas.
21:11
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.
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Speaker 4: You can be the wallflowers here on the radio.
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Speaker 3: Holdankee Big show this Tuesday afternoon plenty coming up after
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Speaker 3: five o'clock.
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Speaker 2: A bit of a big show improv by the Lee fellas.
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Speaker 6: That's right.
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Speaker 5: I've got a bit of a situation involving some friends
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Speaker 5: of mine who want to borrow something off me.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Sure, so I think we could probably feed the improv
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Speaker 6: around that.
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Speaker 5: Although we're up to suggestions three four three, send them
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Speaker 5: and possibly win some bar tabs as well, come on down.
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Speaker 2: Quick update on the cricket the Air New Zealand two
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Speaker 2: hundred and thirty eight for five against England day one
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Speaker 2: of the first teeths there and can Williamson out for
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Speaker 2: ninety three? Yeah close, smogie so close.
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Speaker 1: The Whold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on radio.
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Speaker 4: Hold Ike, you welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening
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Speaker 4: to the Big Show, brought to you by Tilly. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: get it in here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah right, yeah, yeah, good stuff. Hey have you
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Speaker 2: heard about a billboards show?
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Speaker 5: No?
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Speaker 4: I haven't, Maggie tell me all about them.
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Speaker 2: You brought them back because I reckon that you know,
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Speaker 2: everything's gotten a bit PC, man, Sure, a little bit PC.
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Speaker 2: You know what that means?
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Speaker 6: Kezy PC isn't that personal computer?
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Speaker 2: That's right? And so they brought back these awesome billboards,
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Speaker 2: which I crack up. It's got too many computers? Sure, yes,
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Speaker 2: keep an eye out.
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Speaker 4: Well, that's one of the other things I love about
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Speaker 4: being out in west Auckland. We're not PC out here, mate.
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Speaker 4: You know, we call a spade a spade and all
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Speaker 4: that sort of stuff.
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Speaker 2: We we say straight out out West. I don't want
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Speaker 2: to be loved in with the stuff Jason saying. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: some of the things you say, Jason, get your bootle
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Speaker 2: offs the year.
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Speaker 3: But well, it's just, you know, we're just we're just
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Speaker 3: very upfront out west. And you're wondering why I'm talking
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Speaker 3: about out west. We're at the Hangar Bar out west,
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Speaker 3: and if you don't want to know where the Hangar
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Speaker 3: Bar is, it's sort of opposite Trust Stadium.
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Speaker 4: Fellers, that's right.
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Speaker 2: What a beautiful what a beautiful part of the world.
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Speaker 2: What a beautiful stadium, Trust Stadium. He's great. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: The thing I love about west Auckland is everywhere sort
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Speaker 5: of like an industrial area.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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Speaker 5: So you'll buy a house and there will be like
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Speaker 5: a factory next door house or something.
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Speaker 2: I think, I love it. This is probably the biggest
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Speaker 2: crowd we've ever had, but ninety percent of them are
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Speaker 2: outside smoking dark.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Well, you see, this is why I love the West.
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Speaker 3: Ye know what I mean, And I mean the last
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Speaker 3: time I went to Trust Stadium, guys, it was a
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Speaker 3: magnificent play.
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Speaker 4: Have you been there, Magi, Yeah, I went.
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Speaker 2: The last time you went was Engelbert humperd Gilbert humperdink.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and sure, I mean you wander around, there's quite
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Speaker 4: a few used condoms. There's quite a few syringers lying around.
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Speaker 2: But that's just west Auckland, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: We're hardcore out hey.
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Speaker 3: Now coming up, coming up, we're going to do a
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Speaker 3: big show improv, are we apparently so?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So if you've got any ideas for what you want
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Speaker 3: us to do for the improv, fi them through on
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Speaker 3: three four eight three. What tune are we going into?
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Speaker 6: The is already playing?
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Speaker 5: It's the Foo Fighters Generator and everyone the texture on
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Speaker 6: The drawer for it to be prize pack.
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Speaker 1: How good The Hodaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
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Speaker 1: Minogue and Keisy.
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Speaker 3: Is indeed Peel jam there on the radio Honankee Big Show.
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Speaker 3: This beautiful Thursday afternoon line from the Hangar Bar in
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Speaker 3: west Auckland. If you're in the area, come.
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Speaker 2: On over and say gooday and I see they're handing
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Speaker 2: out the pies.
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Speaker 4: Their fowls the big launch today, of course, and the
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Speaker 4: people are loving them.
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Speaker 5: you come on down, not only will you get a
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Speaker 5: also one yourself a bar tab.
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Speaker 2: But the west Auckland or do they call it, don't know,
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Speaker 2: the old meat pie then yeah.
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Speaker 4: For wet yeah they do call it that.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Fellers, I've got a bit of a predicament. Predicament.
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Speaker 6: It's like a situation, an issue. Yeah, yeah, Can I.
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Speaker 4: Just before you get into is that marital all keyser?
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Speaker 6: Okay, so you can just park whatever you are.
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Speaker 2: No, that's good, that's good. Cool.
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Speaker 5: No, it's a situation evolving myself and a friend of mine.
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Speaker 5: I've known him for about a decade.
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Speaker 6: He's moving.
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Speaker 5: Feel for him, Yeah, yeah, that's the issue I've got.
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Speaker 5: I've got feelings for him, mate, who have known for
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Speaker 5: ten years?
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Speaker 6: What do I do about it?
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Speaker 2: Is these things can happen. Brother, Like, what I've actually got.
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Speaker 5: An issue with is he's lived in Sydney for about
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Speaker 5: six years now, and you miss him.
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Speaker 6: He's coming. No, I do miss him and I do
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Speaker 6: love him, but you know, not in that way, just
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Speaker 6: as mates.
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Speaker 5: He's coming back for a month over the Christmas period
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Speaker 5: and he's tried to book himself a rental car and
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Speaker 5: it's going to cost him about five grand to have
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Speaker 5: a car for about a month in Auckland. And so
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Speaker 5: he's gone, mate, you're a guy who's got lots of
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Speaker 5: cars and vehicles and stupid shit. Surely you've got to
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Speaker 5: spe a car that I can borrow. And I was like, yeah,
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Speaker 5: of course you can have my wife's car because we're
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Speaker 5: not gonna need it.
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Speaker 6: We're gonna be in christ Church. Todunger like we won't
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Speaker 6: we won't be using it.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he's like, okay, great, that's awesome, cheers,
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Speaker 5: And that's the last week talked about it. That was
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Speaker 5: about two weeks ago. But now I'm like, you know,
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Speaker 5: the cars, it's not worth a crap ton of money,
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Speaker 5: but it's pretty nice.
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Speaker 2: Your wife's car.
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Speaker 6: You talk my wife's car. You know, we're sort of
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Speaker 6: giving him like one about assets, one of the things
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Speaker 6: we owned.
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Speaker 4: You didn't think about giving him your little trucky keysy
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Speaker 4: now because why not?
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Speaker 5: No, because I'll be driving my truck over some I think,
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Speaker 5: oh okay, only I can drive that yeah my wife. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: and to be honest, anyone who asks. But the issue
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Speaker 5: is we haven't broached like payment or anything.
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Speaker 7: Right.
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Speaker 5: Is it an awkward situation like should I broach payment?
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Speaker 5: Or is it a situation because he's gonna have it
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Speaker 5: for a month.
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Speaker 2: Well, the thing about it, Liz, he was, you know,
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Speaker 2: two weeks ago before he spoke to you, he was
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Speaker 2: prepared to pay five thousand dollars for a rental car
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Speaker 2: for a rental car. So I reckon if you hit
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Speaker 2: him for about two and a half three, it's yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's a good he's making a saving. You're making a
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Speaker 2: couple of bucks.
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Speaker 6: Well that seems like too much. Like the car's worth
27:05
Speaker 6: probably like ten grand.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well if he doesn't like it, can go
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Speaker 2: and rent one for five. Yeah he's not.
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Speaker 3: I think that that Mugie makes a really good point there.
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Speaker 3: I mean, he was going to pay five. So if
27:15
Speaker 3: you say, look, I'll do you a favor, you pay
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Speaker 3: me three and a half and we'll call it even. Steve,
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Speaker 3: he when you know he says fifteen hundry, which he
27:26
Speaker 3: could probably spind on purs or something like that.
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Speaker 2: Darries.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you get a little bit of you get
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Speaker 3: a little bit of a kickback as well, be keysy.
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Speaker 5: But the problem is he's going to pay five grand
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Speaker 5: for like a brand new cart, you're right, Whereas I'm
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Speaker 5: giving him one of our hatchbacks from two thousand.
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Speaker 2: And he's still a fifteen hundred dollars saving, isn't it. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: or maybe two grand. I don't know, but to me
27:46
Speaker 2: it seemed you're mad. There's an opportunity here to make
27:48
Speaker 2: a few bucks around Christmas as well, because you'll be
27:51
Speaker 2: on holiday. Yeah, there's a little revenue stream for you
27:55
Speaker 2: that will probably pay for most of your holiday.
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Speaker 6: And the thing is, I'm not trying to make revenue
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Speaker 6: off my mate.
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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, well, you're need to Well, I mean,
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Speaker 3: I think you know, if he's asking for a favor,
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Speaker 3: you should try and make revenue off your mates.
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Speaker 2: That's right, nothing something wi.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just if I was to even broach the topic,
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Speaker 5: how would I do it? Do I just send him
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Speaker 5: an invoice?
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Speaker 2: What's the it's not sending in an invoice, you'd want
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Speaker 2: you want to get cash up front? Yeah, yeah, cash
28:20
Speaker 2: up front? Cash yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely right. You don't
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Speaker 2: know what. He might just take off to the airport
28:25
Speaker 2: and that's the last year of them.
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Speaker 3: Well, that's right, and he could smoke darries in there,
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Speaker 3: he could make love and there he could you know,
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Speaker 3: soil it in some way.
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Speaker 2: Anything good?
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Speaker 5: Well, what about like insurance and that should I say?
28:36
Speaker 5: You know, oh, do you want the standard package or
28:37
Speaker 5: the premium package as well?
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Speaker 4: Get your So there's another grand at least, so I
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Speaker 4: reckon three and a half four k.
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Speaker 2: He'd be happy with that.
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Speaker 6: But how how do I broach it?
28:47
Speaker 2: Though?
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Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what we can do is we'll
28:49
Speaker 3: have a little improv and just sort of set that
28:52
Speaker 3: scenario out next.
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Speaker 4: How do you feel about that, keezy?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm down with that.
28:56
Speaker 2: You like that? Yeah?
28:57
Speaker 6: Sure, absolutely, you like that.
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Speaker 4: You could stand.
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Speaker 5: So I'm going to need to figure out a way
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Speaker 5: to broach this topic because it's extremely awkward.
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Speaker 4: Yeah sure, sure, here's fake no More for a Whodarchy.
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Speaker 1: Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
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Speaker 3: Indeed, the Arctic monkeys there on the radio hole Donkey
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Speaker 3: Big Show that his day afternoon line from the Hangar
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Speaker 3: Bar in West Akland. If you're in the area, come
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Speaker 3: and say you're but right now it's time for Why
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Speaker 3: not it sounds.
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Speaker 6: Fay Lions camera.
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Speaker 2: Actually no, it's time for the Big Show Prague.
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Speaker 4: Yes, indeed.
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Speaker 3: And we were just discussing the fact that Keysy's going
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Speaker 3: to be lending his car to We're made of his
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Speaker 3: and he's just a bit confused about whether or not
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Speaker 3: he should ask for money for the car over the
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Speaker 3: month that he's using it. So we thought we'd decide.
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Speaker 3: Are we decided would use the improv for that. Fellows,
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Speaker 3: how do we feel about that playing that scenario out.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's good because I can practice how it
29:53
Speaker 5: will actually broach the topic of charging him.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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Speaker 6: And I'm not trying to make a profit, you know.
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Speaker 6: I just feel like, you know, he's.
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Speaker 4: Taking there, you might as well make Yeah, I mean,
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Speaker 4: if you can make a profit, you don't, don't turn
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Speaker 4: your massive hunger ub at it.
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Speaker 2: But I mean, so let's let's make it.
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Speaker 3: Then that moggie who's your mate, he's arriving around at
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Speaker 3: your house to come and pick up the car, right
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Speaker 3: he's got.
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Speaker 6: His wife will be there.
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Speaker 2: His wife is in the car with him.
30:20
Speaker 3: Moggie gets out of the car the uber there and
30:25
Speaker 3: goes and knocks on Keysy's door.
30:27
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to Yeah, well you gonna say action,
30:30
Speaker 2: okay and action just a minute.
30:37
Speaker 4: He go at himself. It's not the time to be
30:41
Speaker 4: having a go at yourself, for God's sake.
30:45
Speaker 5: Kad man A long time, I see. It wasn't having
30:47
Speaker 5: to go at myself. I was just finishing up the dishes.
30:51
Speaker 5: Oh wow, good to see him. And it's been so long.
30:54
Speaker 6: If something happened to your voice just been a bit
30:56
Speaker 6: crooked lately, you know, I've been sick. Oh god, no,
30:59
Speaker 6: I'm sorry here that it's good you here to pick
31:01
Speaker 6: up my car.
31:02
Speaker 2: Well, it's a shame you could have picked us up
31:04
Speaker 2: from the airport, but all good man, Like.
31:06
Speaker 6: I said, I had a stack of dishes to do.
31:07
Speaker 2: Man, you know how sweet as yeaeah, Yeah, it'd be
31:10
Speaker 2: great to borrow your car.
31:12
Speaker 6: What's what's wrong with you? You're okay, it's not contagious.
31:15
Speaker 2: Contagious now, just being sick as a dog and your
31:17
Speaker 2: made around that, you know, just being bloody run down
31:20
Speaker 2: in the background, been depressed in there after. You know
31:22
Speaker 2: mum's passing in that. But we'll get down to the funeral. Mate,
31:25
Speaker 2: But all good.
31:26
Speaker 3: In the background, Keysy notices his friend's wife get out
31:30
Speaker 3: of the car and do a power vomit in the.
31:32
Speaker 4: In the bushes.
31:34
Speaker 6: Oh goodness, me, is she okay?
31:36
Speaker 2: No, she's hammered. Mate, As I say, mum dying. That's
31:38
Speaker 2: really put us through the bloody ring rape. I'll be
31:40
Speaker 2: good to get down for this funeral. She's pasted as
31:43
Speaker 2: a chilk and I'm not much better anyway.
31:45
Speaker 6: You got the keys brother, Yeah, you were just on
31:47
Speaker 6: that um kate. Nice to see you.
31:49
Speaker 2: By the way, if you just don't talk to him,
31:52
Speaker 2: make sure fire up.
31:55
Speaker 5: Could you just let her know just next time she
31:57
Speaker 5: powered bombs instead of just doing it on the driver's
31:59
Speaker 5: best leaved loan. Okay, yeah, we're just just on the cart. Yeah,
32:05
Speaker 5: it's a nice carrots and Master exceler We're just are
32:12
Speaker 5: you insured?
32:12
Speaker 2: Man?
32:12
Speaker 6: You're insured?
32:13
Speaker 2: I'm not insured now, normally insure the car, don't you?
32:16
Speaker 6: You're the cars insured? But have you got your own insurance?
32:19
Speaker 3: I look like I can ford insurance after I lost
32:21
Speaker 3: my job at this moment, Keysy's friend's wife staggers to
32:27
Speaker 3: the door.
32:29
Speaker 6: Oh good, Kate, honestly, man, don't talk. She's staggering towards me.
32:33
Speaker 6: What are I supposed Kate?
32:35
Speaker 2: Kate, babe, you just want to go and sit on
32:37
Speaker 2: the lawn or something. Just good, a keasy? Here you
32:40
Speaker 2: going long time? I was just wondering if I could
32:43
Speaker 2: buy your bathroom.
32:44
Speaker 4: I've shut myself.
32:47
Speaker 6: Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Kate rocking a hard
32:51
Speaker 6: place because if I say no, you're about to hop
32:52
Speaker 6: in my car.
32:53
Speaker 3: Uber drivers not very heapy, and he wants me to
32:55
Speaker 3: pay your soiling fees change.
33:00
Speaker 5: Are you at least going to clean my windscreen or
33:01
Speaker 5: something man before asking for lose change? Yeah?
33:04
Speaker 6: Sure, how about you have a shower? Actually, what about
33:06
Speaker 6: this a hose? I'll turn the.
33:08
Speaker 2: Hose one, get around on the front lawn and the
33:11
Speaker 2: hose are off. Yeah, you don't wander in the house, brother,
33:14
Speaker 2: believe you me.
33:15
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, sorry you had to hear that from your
33:17
Speaker 6: Oh no.
33:18
Speaker 2: That's okay, It's just part of the course. Just you
33:20
Speaker 2: just sort the car out, honey, you know, just the
33:23
Speaker 2: key key or what? Oh look, I've just got to
33:26
Speaker 2: hit the road, brother, before I sober up. Honestly, I
33:28
Speaker 2: am maggoted. Sorry.
33:30
Speaker 6: Who's driving?
33:31
Speaker 7: Oh?
33:32
Speaker 2: Either one of us? We'll swap.
33:34
Speaker 6: Where's your mum's funeral?
33:35
Speaker 2: It's down in christ Church?
33:39
Speaker 4: Hey, Ricky, Ricky, make sure you get the math out
33:44
Speaker 4: of the old huber there? Okay, ripping in the back.
33:46
Speaker 6: Seat, Oh guys, terrible news on the car. It's actually
33:51
Speaker 6: just failed to waft.
33:53
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter to ask the Hurdarchy Big Show week
33:57
Speaker 1: days from four on Radio Hodarky.
34:00
Speaker 2: Whole Key Big Show, Live from the Hangar Bar in
34:03
Speaker 2: West Auckland.
34:08
Speaker 3: Well, there's just you know, my lungs are clearing up mem.
34:12
Speaker 2: About three inches of fleam at the bottom.
34:13
Speaker 3: Of all I do, and I'm just getting the odd
34:16
Speaker 3: occasional waft of tobacco smoke coming through there, and it's
34:19
Speaker 3: really hurting me.
34:20
Speaker 2: I'm gotta be honest with you.
34:21
Speaker 6: And now that you're a non smoker, isn't it rude?
34:23
Speaker 6: You know, having to smell that smoke?
34:25
Speaker 2: Well, no, I love it actually just makes me want
34:28
Speaker 2: to have a bit. How long until you haven't singer?
34:29
Speaker 4: You reckon?
34:30
Speaker 2: Well?
34:30
Speaker 4: As I say I can't, my wife says, so you know,
34:33
Speaker 4: maybe if she wasn't I might have got.
34:35
Speaker 2: Away with it, Maggie, but not now. Hey, now, listen, fellows.
34:40
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this, but I've got
34:41
Speaker 3: four daughters and three of them are overseas now over
34:46
Speaker 3: and Ossie that made the big move fellas, and I'm thinking, maybe,
34:52
Speaker 3: you know, it's time for old Hoody Jade to you know,
34:55
Speaker 3: step out of the box as it were, and make
34:57
Speaker 3: make the big move in terms of my career and
34:59
Speaker 3: may getting involved in a bit of Aussie radio. We've
35:03
Speaker 3: got Toddy ol Boss who he used to work on
35:06
Speaker 3: Ossie there and he reckons i'd go great.
35:08
Speaker 6: Guns, but he has to say stuff like that, you know, confidence.
35:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, I just feel like you two now.
35:15
Speaker 3: You know, you're pretty, you're good busy buddies, and you know,
35:19
Speaker 3: I feel like you're ready to fly on your own
35:21
Speaker 3: there and old Hodja needs to take a step into
35:24
Speaker 3: the big time and take flight.
35:25
Speaker 6: Okay, So who would you pair up with over there?
35:28
Speaker 2: Oh? Look, I reckon I could carry my own show.
35:32
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you could go from doing this show in
35:34
Speaker 5: New Zealand to a full time show where about and Aussie.
35:37
Speaker 3: By the way, Melbourne, I think Melbourne at the big time. Yeah,
35:42
Speaker 3: to Melbourne though, just because that's where all the big
35:44
Speaker 3: stations are. Either that a woolengong, Yeah, maybe at the gong.
35:50
Speaker 5: The issue is, Jason, is your style of character? Yeah,
35:55
Speaker 5: it's it's quite like an acquiet taste.
35:58
Speaker 2: You know.
35:58
Speaker 5: It's like marmite, you know. I mean some people I
36:01
Speaker 5: love mam I. You know, you come down and see
36:03
Speaker 5: Marmite at the pub and get a backbone T shirt.
36:05
Speaker 5: Other people I hate marmite. That's true, you know what
36:07
Speaker 5: I mean. So that's where like Mogi and I come in.
36:09
Speaker 5: I'm like butter on the toast. I'll soften it for
36:12
Speaker 5: you and make it bearable.
36:13
Speaker 4: So you're soft no no, no, no no no.
36:16
Speaker 3: If you took the wrong part of this behavior, I'm
36:19
Speaker 3: the sort of flavor, you're the softness.
36:21
Speaker 6: Yeah, I make it more palatable for the wider audience.
36:24
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, because you do need to have You're gonna
36:27
Speaker 2: have to. It doesn't have to be us, ob you see,
36:29
Speaker 2: we're not going to get over you, but you're gonna
36:30
Speaker 2: have to. You need somebody to be alongside you, you know,
36:34
Speaker 2: because it's sort of like you. You're sort of this lovable,
36:37
Speaker 2: sort of charismatic toshivel drop kick, and you're just going
36:41
Speaker 2: to need somebody to go alongside there. And you know
36:45
Speaker 2: what I mean.
36:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I mean I've had a few quiet weeks
36:47
Speaker 4: to PUGSN and I reckon, Connie Chat would go our
36:51
Speaker 4: favor and Aussie, but you can't.
36:53
Speaker 5: You can't do what you're doing here and rely on
36:55
Speaker 5: others to carry you through a show like That's exactly
36:57
Speaker 5: what we're talking.
36:58
Speaker 3: Look, I'm not saying it's gonna happen. I'm just floating
37:00
Speaker 3: the idea and putting it out there early. All right, Well,
37:02
Speaker 3: I reckon, look go for gold Man.
37:04
Speaker 5: Yeah, but all I'll say is, once you've left the
37:06
Speaker 5: coup here of Radio Hdarchy, good luck getting back in man.
37:10
Speaker 4: Sure all theirs? Man, Hey you now coming up after
37:13
Speaker 4: six o'clock.
37:14
Speaker 2: Of course, one of our.
37:15
Speaker 4: Favorite segments, what's for Tea New Zealand with me They
37:23
Speaker 4: text us now on three four eight three and tell
37:25
Speaker 4: us what you're having for tea?
37:26
Speaker 5: Tell us what you're having for dinner, include your name
37:28
Speaker 5: and you can win yourself a twoy prize pack.
37:32
Speaker 3: I'm actually gutted because I'm not going to get to
37:35
Speaker 3: have tea at home tonight because I've already eaten at
37:38
Speaker 3: the bar.
37:39
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, And it means I'm going
37:41
Speaker 4: to miss out on dinner at home and it's going
37:42
Speaker 4: to be.
37:42
Speaker 2: A pastor as well.
37:44
Speaker 6: You were saying off here. Thank Christ for that.
37:49
Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
37:52
Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy is.
37:54
Speaker 4: Indeed welcome back here mans the backbones. You're listening to
37:57
Speaker 4: the Big Show.
38:00
Speaker 2: To you but till we yeah yeah, yeah yeah, get
38:02
Speaker 2: it in yeah yeah, get it in here.
38:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we are alive from the Hangar Oar in
38:07
Speaker 3: West Aorkland opposite Trust Stadium, the own as you can hear,
38:09
Speaker 3: it is going off.
38:10
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it is going nut. Look I tell you we're
38:16
Speaker 2: stalking right there for you, Mogie. It's going off and
38:21
Speaker 2: it's absolutely heaven. If you are a if you're a
38:25
Speaker 2: young woman or an older woman here in West Aukland
38:28
Speaker 2: and you're wondering where your next pregnancy is coming from,
38:31
Speaker 2: get on down to the Hangar o There's heaps of
38:33
Speaker 2: dudes here and they're keen as yeah.
38:38
Speaker 4: Yeah.
38:39
Speaker 2: You just pick up from that, yeah okay, yeah, good.
38:44
Speaker 2: Now listen to the podcast outro which we did before
38:47
Speaker 2: the well handled I'm leaving away from that really quickly.
38:53
Speaker 3: The podcast outro is a sort of bonus materia. All
38:55
Speaker 3: we do and then we put it out into the
38:56
Speaker 3: ether and don't.
38:57
Speaker 5: We keep We don't upload it to a podcast platform
39:01
Speaker 5: and then people can listen to it.
39:02
Speaker 6: We do it daily at seven thirty.
39:04
Speaker 5: We do best of the show, so if you missed
39:05
Speaker 5: that day's show, it's all there for you. We do
39:07
Speaker 5: bonus material. Here's a clip of today's podcast out trow.
39:13
Speaker 2: I just went into the bar toilets before him. No,
39:20
Speaker 2: cut that one off, you clip that off, clip that
39:25
Speaker 2: off today? What did you do?
39:31
Speaker 7: Man?
39:33
Speaker 6: What did you do?
39:33
Speaker 7: Man?
39:36
Speaker 4: Good one?
39:37
Speaker 2: Dlly, don't blame it like you said it.
39:40
Speaker 6: He clipped it off like you can't blame him.
39:43
Speaker 3: For the Yeah, well, I mean we talked for about
39:45
Speaker 3: a good fifteen minutes and he clipped off that ten seconds.
39:49
Speaker 4: Yeah.
39:49
Speaker 5: My favorite part was after you said it, you put
39:51
Speaker 5: your hair down on the desk for about twenty seconds,
39:53
Speaker 5: just like what am I even doing?
39:55
Speaker 2: The funniest on the world. I was. The other thing is,
39:58
Speaker 2: I'm looking at your wife right now, your wife's and
40:00
Speaker 2: she's got a look that's very familiar to me. I've
40:02
Speaker 2: seen that look on my wife's face many many times.
40:05
Speaker 2: But can I just say it's going to be a
40:07
Speaker 2: very quiet drive home for Hoody Jason.
40:10
Speaker 1: Yeah.
40:10
Speaker 2: Well, I'll be honest with you, Maggie.
40:11
Speaker 3: She's used to that sort of carry on, So I mean,
40:15
Speaker 3: I don't talk about I'm not even going to go there.
40:18
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to go there.
40:19
Speaker 4: And you're right, she's going to be a very awkward
40:22
Speaker 4: drive home.
40:23
Speaker 5: Speaking of awkward, what's for team he's dealing with? Keyes's
40:27
Speaker 5: up now? So textre on three four eight three.
40:32
Speaker 6: What you are having for dinner?
40:34
Speaker 5: We'll read that out in the next segment and you
40:35
Speaker 5: can win a Tilly Price pack, which I think is
40:37
Speaker 5: pretty cool.
40:37
Speaker 2: How good Man. In the meantime, he's a bit of
40:39
Speaker 2: rage inst machine for a whole.
40:41
Speaker 1: Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissey.
40:45
Speaker 3: He is indeed the red hot Jilly Wepper's there on
40:48
Speaker 3: the radio ho Archy Big Show.
40:50
Speaker 2: It's bloody beautiful. We're out here at the hangarby west Auckland.
40:54
Speaker 2: The city. Can I just say it's the city of
41:00
Speaker 2: Brotherly Love.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's bloody good, isn't it.
41:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of love going around at the moment.
41:05
Speaker 2: Maybe that's for sure. People show the love in different ways,
41:07
Speaker 2: and I'm just glad to be here and be a
41:09
Speaker 2: part of it all. Yeah, totally mate, I tell you what.
41:12
Speaker 2: Right now, it's time for oh.
41:14
Speaker 5: You hey, guys text here from Steve what's for teams
41:19
Speaker 5: Zeland with me kick me?
41:24
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.
41:25
Speaker 5: This is a really great segment where people text through
41:29
Speaker 5: what they're having for dinner and then we all kind
41:31
Speaker 5: of read it out on are of the air. You
41:33
Speaker 5: guys will sort of give feedback on the recipes they
41:35
Speaker 5: have in in that yeah, which is quite exciting. And
41:37
Speaker 5: of course everyone that texts through on three four eight
41:39
Speaker 5: three in the drawer for a twoy prize pack, for example,
41:42
Speaker 5: good a Feelers.
41:45
Speaker 3: Jordan here blackuck, Wow, Wow, that's pretty cool.
41:49
Speaker 5: Jordan Luck, good a feel as me and the other
41:52
Speaker 5: exponents are having beef schnitty and tady chips cheers.
41:56
Speaker 2: I don't know a beef shnitty good.
41:58
Speaker 4: I would pick Jordan Luck as a schnitty kind of
42:00
Speaker 4: dude chicken. Oh, maybe a bit of chicken.
42:04
Speaker 2: I thought they'd play havoc with a smaller testine.
42:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, Actually.
42:08
Speaker 5: He's just tixted through here. It does sometimes play havoc
42:10
Speaker 5: with my small and testine. Yeah, it's been bugging me,
42:13
Speaker 5: so that's really nice of Jordan' like to see that through.
42:16
Speaker 2: Good.
42:17
Speaker 5: Get a fellas Owen here, Owen marshall Ohen Wilson and Wilson,
42:22
Speaker 5: Oh and.
42:22
Speaker 6: Guten beial Owen a completely different name. Two beers for dinner. Cheers.
42:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see, that's a real west Auckland kind of meal.
42:32
Speaker 2: That one a steak cheese pie with a couple of beersies.
42:40
Speaker 5: Well, actually, a few people tick through saying they're having
42:41
Speaker 5: the radio hokianga steak and jalapino cheese pie thanks to
42:44
Speaker 5: Dad's pie. Someone who has peered with a frosty tooy
42:48
Speaker 5: who saw that coming?
42:49
Speaker 3: Yeah?
42:49
Speaker 6: Yeah, how about this one here? Get a fella's Franklin here.
42:54
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Franklin D. Roosevelt. Holy hell, yeah it right?
43:00
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, Franklin Rose about here, Franklin D.
43:04
Speaker 2: Roosevelt D. We are having.
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Speaker 6: Mogi.
43:10
Speaker 5: We are having pork belly made in the air fryer
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Speaker 5: by my step mum in Hawk's Bay.
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Speaker 6: Cheers Franklin D.
43:19
Speaker 2: Having pork belly and the Yeah nice, yeah, with.
43:22
Speaker 6: The old step mom there, which is great. Good a fellas.
43:24
Speaker 4: Thomas here the tank engine.
43:28
Speaker 6: How would Thomas the tank engine text into a radio station, Jason.
43:31
Speaker 2: With steam or smoke? Maybe Keysy with steam?
43:37
Speaker 6: That's not even Yeah, it's Thomas the tank engine here,
43:40
Speaker 6: good a Fellers tonight, I'm cooking up barbecue. Two ey
43:44
Speaker 6: Skewers speaks and all.
43:46
Speaker 2: Come on, how's the tank engine going to do that? Yeah,
43:48
Speaker 2: that's just stupid.
43:49
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my bad, fellers. They've just texted in apparently
43:53
Speaker 5: the fat controllers doing it. It's all good, it's all good,
43:57
Speaker 5: good a fellas. Chris here, Keysy, what are you having for?
44:03
Speaker 2: This is another?
44:05
Speaker 6: There's another Well this Chris is having a massive sausage
44:08
Speaker 6: with onions. Do you like the little laugh trick? You
44:14
Speaker 6: love the little laugh trick?
44:15
Speaker 5: Here having a massive sausage with onion tomato carrot rocket onion,
44:19
Speaker 5: carrot ro rocket muffins, cheers.
44:24
Speaker 6: I don't know why they Okay, well do you want
44:26
Speaker 6: one more?
44:27
Speaker 2: Yeah?
44:27
Speaker 4: Finishes.
44:30
Speaker 6: No, I'm not finishing, Jason, I will finish the segment off.
44:32
Speaker 6: Good ay guys.
44:33
Speaker 2: Natasha here, Oh my god, oh my lord, is that true?
44:38
Speaker 2: Natasha Richardson formerly married to Liam Neeson. No, I don't
44:42
Speaker 2: think it's her. Jace Ah, that's who Idge from the
44:48
Speaker 2: movie Species Natasha bidding Field.
44:51
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, pop singer says here, great show tonight, currently
44:56
Speaker 6: cooking chicken corma with writer and pickle on the side.
45:04
Speaker 1: The Hiking Bing shown podcast.
45:06
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dear Flipper there on the radio Hodaki Big
45:09
Speaker 3: Show live from the Hangar Bar and west Auckland and
45:14
Speaker 3: everyone having a great time here. By the way, it's
45:16
Speaker 3: still time to pop in and say gooday and score
45:18
Speaker 3: yourself a pie if you want one.
45:20
Speaker 4: Beautiful Yeah, but actually they're actually all gone, are they?
45:24
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you can still come down. Well, there's backbone
45:26
Speaker 6: t shirts.
45:29
Speaker 2: What did you say? You're going to buy someone a
45:30
Speaker 2: Beezy or you can buy a couple of people? Are beezy?
45:33
Speaker 6: Keezy?
45:33
Speaker 4: You're a pretty generous guy.
45:35
Speaker 6: Eezy. Isn't it time for what's on Telly?
45:39
Speaker 2: Oh?
45:39
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
45:50
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, people love that. Man. Hey, last night
46:09
Speaker 2: I went to a movie with Pugs that's right now.
46:12
Speaker 2: It's called Conclave and it was set in the Vatican.
46:17
Speaker 2: A lot of priests, Chase, yes, a lot of.
46:19
Speaker 4: Nuns, Oh yeah, good stuff.
46:25
Speaker 6: Was that a good movie?
46:27
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, what did I just say? It was? There
46:31
Speaker 2: was a lot of nuns, man.
46:33
Speaker 6: So that means it's great totally?
46:35
Speaker 2: Is that?
46:36
Speaker 3: When is that when old Puckson did a bit of
46:40
Speaker 3: a hole in his popcorn? Come on, I'm sorry, I
46:45
Speaker 3: just wonder when that happened?
46:47
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, a lot of nuns in the key
46:52
Speaker 2: and I haven't seen any nuns in real life for
46:54
Speaker 2: a long time. Sure, so it was Yeah, it was good.
46:59
Speaker 2: Is it good? It's two hours long, isn't it? Peg
47:01
Speaker 2: San and the twist at the end is one for
47:05
Speaker 2: the books. I just say that, okay, And I'm not sure. Yeah,
47:09
Speaker 2: I'll give it three nuns out of five. Yes, but
47:13
Speaker 2: I wouldn't recommend you see it if you know what
47:15
Speaker 2: I mean. It's it's fine. Don't spend any money on it, okay, gotcha? Yeah, yeah, gotcha?
47:21
Speaker 2: Great cast? Yeah. Yeah.
47:22
Speaker 4: I did something a little bit different last night.
47:26
Speaker 2: Watch something a bit of old school.
47:28
Speaker 4: You guys heard of the Bone Ranger, No Loan Ranger?
47:34
Speaker 4: Oh right, yeah, this is kind.
47:35
Speaker 2: Of the Bone Ranger or the Bone Ranger, No, the
47:39
Speaker 2: Bone Ranger. Yeah yeah, it is a play on the
47:43
Speaker 2: Loane ranger and what's the sort of what's the different
47:45
Speaker 2: main difference would you say.
47:47
Speaker 4: Oh, this one's a little bluer. It's what you'd call
47:51
Speaker 4: your own in the language. Oh, the language can get
47:54
Speaker 4: pretty blue.
47:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of the action sequences are pretty blue as well.
47:58
Speaker 2: And there was a horse there at one points, so.
48:02
Speaker 6: You know, look for what it was.
48:06
Speaker 2: I'd give it, you know, three and a half nuns.
48:09
Speaker 6: Out of five nouns on you rating. I watched an
48:13
Speaker 6: old episode of Country Calendar.
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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, good cherry orchid guys. Come on.
48:20
Speaker 6: They did have cherries, but they diversified.
48:23
Speaker 5: They were growing bananas and they had a little airbnb
48:27
Speaker 5: in that we could come stay on the farm and
48:28
Speaker 5: help pick the fruit and stuff. I think it was
48:31
Speaker 5: from two years ago. Yeah, so if you want to
48:33
Speaker 5: go see that, I reckon it was like four and
48:35
Speaker 5: a half nuns out of five, right, I do you
48:37
Speaker 5: want to go and see that the movie TV did
48:41
Speaker 5: plus Oh yeah, I think it was like episode seventeen
48:44
Speaker 5: of the twenty twenty one season, which is just honestly,
48:46
Speaker 5: it's my favorite season.
48:47
Speaker 2: So ok, yeah, I'll tell you what a way to
48:55
Speaker 2: end that segment.
48:58
Speaker 6: Talking heads?
48:59
Speaker 2: Sure, Oh, I know let's do it for.
49:02
Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
49:06
Speaker 3: We're there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday
49:11
Speaker 3: afternoon light from the Hangar Bar in.
49:13
Speaker 4: Beautiful West Auckland.
49:15
Speaker 3: And yeah, fellas, there's a great sporting event happening very
49:20
Speaker 3: shortly in fact January eighteenth of next year, the Black
49:23
Speaker 3: Class you're looking forward to because I know you fellas
49:25
Speaker 3: are getting your kits off and you're going to be
49:28
Speaker 3: in the old hot spa.
49:29
Speaker 2: That's right, hot we are. It's It's a hell of
49:32
Speaker 2: a show, isn't it. It's a team cricket versus Team
49:35
Speaker 2: Rugby has been going for probably this might be the
49:37
Speaker 2: fifth or the sixth year. Yes, going awhile there Mogi
49:40
Speaker 2: huge stars of course this time around they've got Chris
49:43
Speaker 2: Gayles turning up after the legend Brian Lara came out
49:46
Speaker 2: last year and absolutely embarrassed himself in front of the nation.
49:49
Speaker 2: He generally he did so looking forward to that and
49:51
Speaker 2: yeah he's going to be in a spar pool on
49:54
Speaker 2: the side of the on the boundary essentially, aren't we
49:56
Speaker 2: keep on the rope there?
49:58
Speaker 6: We had a great time in the hot tub line time.
50:00
Speaker 6: Can't wait to do it again.
50:01
Speaker 5: And the thing that I love about those sort of
50:03
Speaker 5: moments Jason sharing it with winners. Sure, you know, getting
50:06
Speaker 5: a couple of people I don't know and getting them
50:08
Speaker 5: in the tub with me with Mogi, eating food on
50:10
Speaker 5: the boundary line.
50:11
Speaker 4: And having a few quiets as well, just just between us.
50:15
Speaker 5: I don't know about quiets. Yeah, yeah, a few louds.
50:18
Speaker 5: But we are giving away our prize. Not only is
50:20
Speaker 5: it to come and sit with us for the first
50:22
Speaker 5: innings at the on the boundary rope and a hot
50:25
Speaker 5: spring spa for the Black Clash, you also get free
50:27
Speaker 5: flights for you to mate. You get tickets into the event.
50:29
Speaker 5: You'll be sitting in the acc Export Ultra party zone.
50:32
Speaker 5: You'll also get flights, accommodation, and two tickets to go
50:36
Speaker 5: on the tram.
50:37
Speaker 6: Yeah.
50:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, how exciting tickets as well. It's not cheap either
50:40
Speaker 2: of the tram. Now, I thought it was about four
50:42
Speaker 2: or five bucks, so it's about.
50:43
Speaker 5: Eighty that's right, eighty bucks. So you'll be on the
50:45
Speaker 5: tram there and then later that night at the Black Clash.
50:48
Speaker 5: It's adrenaline rush, chill, adrenaline rush.
50:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.
50:53
Speaker 4: As we previously mentioned, we're out in west Auckland and
50:55
Speaker 4: the big pole today was west Auckland years or no,
51:00
Speaker 4: let's go to the big.
51:00
Speaker 2: Pole, Big pole.
51:10
Speaker 3: Actually, before we go to the big pole, let's get
51:13
Speaker 3: a sort of local vibe of the people that are
51:16
Speaker 3: in the room at the moment.
51:17
Speaker 4: West Aalkland yes or no? Yeah, man, so.
51:21
Speaker 2: That's you've given them both the options at the same time. Yes,
51:25
Speaker 2: so we're none otherwise, are there good.
51:27
Speaker 6: Stuff for the half of them? Just yelled out like
51:29
Speaker 6: a cuss word.
51:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well that's West Walkland. No, you're right sorry,
51:33
Speaker 4: West Aalkland No, Westalkland. Yes, well there you go.
51:40
Speaker 5: The West is love West Aorkland. No one saw that coming.
51:44
Speaker 5: Do you guys want to have a bit of a guess?
51:46
Speaker 5: I would say one hundred percent yes, it's good. Most
51:48
Speaker 5: place is unreal. It's like an action movie. It's got
51:51
Speaker 5: it all.
51:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've had a bit of action today. It's unbelievable. Man,
51:54
Speaker 2: I'll be coming back, that's for sure.
51:56
Speaker 3: I would say definitely. West Aalokland ninety percent yes, so.
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Speaker 6: One hundred percent yes and ninety percent years yes.
52:02
Speaker 5: Well the results are in New Zealand has spoken west Auckland,
52:05
Speaker 5: forty one percent of people say yes. Wow, fifty nine
52:10
Speaker 5: percent of people say no, so that's obviously some sort
52:12
Speaker 5: of mistake.
52:13
Speaker 4: Yeah wow, Oh I'd like those people that said no
52:15
Speaker 4: to come up here to West Aorkland and sat my face.
52:18
Speaker 6: You know, do you think that right? There might be
52:20
Speaker 6: why people have said not at all.
52:21
Speaker 3: Mate, ev if that's the If that's the opinion, you're
52:23
Speaker 3: going to hold come and say it to haughty.
52:25
Speaker 2: Jay's face and you'll sick your dog on the main. Yeah, totally,
52:29
Speaker 2: my unregistered pitbull the hole.
52:33
Speaker 6: Liking being shown podcast.
52:44
Speaker 4: Well there you go, uns in Backbones.
52:45
Speaker 3: There's another show done in dust of night from the
52:47
Speaker 3: Hangarbar out here in West Scortland, and loved every minute.
52:50
Speaker 4: Of all the backbones.
52:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff. Far What are your plans for the
52:57
Speaker 2: night there? Makey? I don't know. We stay here until
53:01
Speaker 2: three o'clock in the morning.
53:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, punch a few darts.
53:03
Speaker 2: Pant to get back on the darts and get back
53:05
Speaker 2: on the booze and stuff. And it looks like there's
53:08
Speaker 2: a few bloats here that reckon they can toaze me up.
53:10
Speaker 2: So I have a couple of scratch we'll see how
53:12
Speaker 2: we go.
53:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, mates, Yeah, well, I'll be by your side if
53:14
Speaker 3: you do, I'll be your wingman.
53:17
Speaker 2: Good by, good stuff, Magie. What are you up to, Keezy?
53:21
Speaker 4: I know that you're planning on staying on yourself, maybe
53:24
Speaker 4: having a bit to eat, a few beersies.
53:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll probably film you guys getting a hiding in
53:28
Speaker 5: the carpa, put that on Instagram, and then after that
53:32
Speaker 5: you have a few too's, you know, maybe.
53:36
Speaker 2: Be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna ask me what
53:39
Speaker 2: I'm going to do when you go home. You've got
53:44
Speaker 2: a few bridges to meand after your performance tonight you're
53:47
Speaker 2: gonna have to have a chat with your wife there.
53:48
Speaker 2: And it's just a character you're playing on the radio,
53:51
Speaker 2: which of course is not. Yeah, you're an animal.
53:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, and I'm going to have to be
53:56
Speaker 4: doing that after the fact that I've just been given
53:58
Speaker 4: the hiding in the carpa, you know.
54:00
Speaker 2: What I mean. So I want to be batter than bruised.
54:03
Speaker 6: At least at least you'll have your new bird shirt on.
54:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's right, and no doubt one of my
54:08
Speaker 3: ass cheeks will be missing because it's bitten off by
54:10
Speaker 3: an unregistered pot pitfall. But and you know the terrible
54:14
Speaker 3: thing is someone left me a dirry and but I'll
54:16
Speaker 3: just whip it up, he feels.
54:20
Speaker 2: No.
54:21
Speaker 3: No, if it's going to be done keasy, it needs
54:24
Speaker 3: to be done by hardy j.
54:27
Speaker 2: Now, well listen, I'll tell you what.
54:29
Speaker 4: It's been a pleasure being out here in West Up,
54:31
Speaker 4: in my hometown.
54:32
Speaker 2: And yeah, we'll have to do it again soon, I think, Phil.
54:36
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I think it'll be really so we're lying
54:39
Speaker 3: it will probably won't happen for at least another couple
54:41
Speaker 3: of years. Well no, not because of Westall and probably
54:45
Speaker 3: because will be fired before then, you know what I'm saying. So, yeah,
54:48
Speaker 3: it has been a pleasure.
54:50
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54:51
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54:54
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Speaker 2: Great stuff mate, Till till tomorrow, see you later. Bye,