Latest / Scott & Ally on Demand / Never read a book 2
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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: So this influencer claims she's never read a book other than like Dr.
- 0:04SPEAKER_01: Seuss or whatever.
- 0:05SPEAKER_01: But you know what she has done?
- 0:06SPEAKER_01: What?
- 0:07SPEAKER_01: Made lots of money.
- 0:08SPEAKER_01: She's made lots of money and she's had uh lots of videos that start with everybody asks me what the last book I read was.
- 0:16SPEAKER_02: Have you ever read a book?
- 0:17SPEAKER_02: No, she has not.
- 0:18SPEAKER_01: No, she's not.
- 0:18SPEAKER_01: I do like.
- 0:19SPEAKER_01: By the way, that does not make you stupid.
- 0:21SPEAKER_01: I want to point that out.
- 0:22SPEAKER_01: When you I mean, you know, there are people that just get into reading the traditional form, tablet and or book book.
- 0:29SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 0:30SPEAKER_01: And I mean, just because I don't enjoy sitting down and reading a book does not make me dumb.
- 0:35SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't think you're dumb.
- 0:36SPEAKER_01: The words that come out of my mouth make me sound stupid, sure.
- 0:39SPEAKER_02: It just shocked me.
- 0:41SPEAKER_02: Because when I heard her say it, I don't know why it like made a little bit more sense.
- 0:46SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's Do you judge her like you're like, well, she's probably not that educated but pretty and knows how to make money by saying people ask me all the time.
- 0:54SPEAKER_02: I kind of was, yes.
- 0:55SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's okay because I was thinking the same thing.
- 0:57SPEAKER_01: Don't get me wrong.
- 0:58SPEAKER_01: I I'm not sitting here thinking to myself, well, you graduated Ivy League and now you've found a loophole to making a fortune without having to do much.
- 1:05SPEAKER_01: No, you're a pretty face and you make a lot of money.
- 1:08SPEAKER_01: And you make and you know how to communicate on screen.
- 1:10SPEAKER_01: That's about it.
- 1:11SPEAKER_02: Which is just like me.
- 1:13SPEAKER_02: Well, it's kind of surprising because I would think that the communication would come from reading back in the day, but it sounds like you shouldn't have a lot of that.
- 1:20SPEAKER_01: No, I think communication comes from a lot from your surroundings and how you're brought up.
- 1:25SPEAKER_02: That's true too.
- 1:26SPEAKER_02: Um, Mike, I do love your point.
- 1:28SPEAKER_02: Women read because they are smarter when they get older.
- 1:31SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
- 1:32SPEAKER_02: Men just get dumber with every breath they take.
- 1:34SPEAKER_02: I think that was just a funny little point.
- 1:36SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure.
- 1:36SPEAKER_02: 1132, I've never caught a fish.
- 1:39SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:39SPEAKER_02: Me neither, now that you say that.
- 1:41SPEAKER_01: You can also answer what is something maybe your significant other you're pretty convinced they've never done.
- 1:46SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
- 1:47SPEAKER_01: Or maybe a friend.
- 1:48SPEAKER_00: So this goes back to college days, but you know, one of the guys on our dorm floor, he did not know how to wash laundry.
- 1:58SPEAKER_00: He's never done it.
- 2:00SPEAKER_00: I I was one of those that, you know, my mom did laundry for everybody and everything, but it's like, okay, you're going off to college, you're gonna be there.
- 2:09SPEAKER_00: You this is one of those things that you just have to learn how to do now because you're gonna be on your own.
- 2:15SPEAKER_01: I don't remember how I learned how to do laundry.
- 2:18SPEAKER_01: Maybe watching my mom.
- 2:19SPEAKER_02: I I think watching my mom, and also it got to a point where she said, I'm not doing your laundry anymore.
- 2:25SPEAKER_02: Because you, once I became a teenager, for some reason I was changing like five times a day.
- 2:29SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 2:29SPEAKER_02: Does anybody else have a teenage daughter that they do this?
- 2:32SPEAKER_02: I was always changing clothes, and she's like, if you're gonna change that many times a day, it's on you at this point.
- 2:37SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
- 2:37SPEAKER_02: I'm not doing all your laundry for you to wear an outfit for like an hour because you went to Jessica's house.
- 2:41SPEAKER_01: So you know?
- 2:43SPEAKER_01: So we we pretty much established as weird as it still is for you, the fact that she said that she's never really read a book doesn't, I don't know, it just doesn't bother me.
- 2:52SPEAKER_01: It's I'm not it it doesn't stand out.
- 2:55SPEAKER_02: Okay, here's one.
- 2:56SPEAKER_02: I'm always shocked to hear when people say they have never learned how to write and read cursive.
- 3:01SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 3:02SPEAKER_02: So that went away for a bit.
- 3:04SPEAKER_01: This just happened at the doctor's office.
- 3:05SPEAKER_01: Friday we had uh, you know, physical time for the uh year.
- 3:09SPEAKER_01: And Gavin being 12 now, by the way, that's a st I need to spend a minute on the 12-year-old rule in New York.
- 3:17SPEAKER_01: I'll get there in a minute.
- 3:18SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 3:19SPEAKER_01: A little bothered by something.
- 3:21SPEAKER_01: Uh anyway, he now has to do some forms.
- 3:24SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: And of course, I have to help him with it.
- 3:26SPEAKER_01: And they said, Could you sign your name right here?
- 3:28SPEAKER_01: He goes, Well, we never really learned how to sign our name.
- 3:31SPEAKER_01: I mean, she goes, Well, you can write your name.
- 3:34SPEAKER_01: Yeah, uh, it's interesting because now I'm seeing it.
- 3:37SPEAKER_01: So I re I learned cursive.
- 3:39SPEAKER_02: So I thought they were bringing it back though.
- 3:40SPEAKER_02: Are they not?
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't know.
- 3:43SPEAKER_01: First of all, I think it's district by district where they decide to do it.
- 3:47SPEAKER_01: I don't know what grade they're deciding to start it at.
- 3:51SPEAKER_01: And I don't know, like if he went to a parochial school, maybe that's still part of the normal curriculum.
- 3:56SPEAKER_01: I just know it fell out of the norm.
- 3:58SPEAKER_01: Which it would have fallen.
- 3:59SPEAKER_01: He's in that spot where I'm like, I'm gonna have to work on figuring out how to teach you a little cursive.
- 4:04SPEAKER_02: Yes, because well, I mean, uh I don't want to say it's too late, but when they stopped doing it, probably was about the time he was in around second grade.
- 4:12SPEAKER_02: Oh no, it was before that.
- 4:13SPEAKER_02: Okay, but it was even before that.
- 4:14SPEAKER_02: But I learned in second grade.
- 4:16SPEAKER_02: Yeah, which means it just got passed by.
- 4:18SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they just they left it.
- 4:20SPEAKER_02: So for you to do it now, I think it would be kind of weird.
- 4:22SPEAKER_02: I mean, he can and you can learn anything at any age.
- 4:25SPEAKER_01: What do you do in a case like that?
- 4:27SPEAKER_01: Because, well, wait, can I ask this question?
- 4:29SPEAKER_01: Just shifting gears totally.
- 4:31SPEAKER_01: If you're of an age now where you never learned cursive, do you just get to print your name?
- 4:37SPEAKER_01: Eventually you're gonna have to sign a mortgage.
- 4:39SPEAKER_02: Well, they have the thing now, and this is with mortgages too, where you Oh, it auto-creates your yes, yes, and you click and you go, Do you accept this as your signature?
- 4:48SPEAKER_02: Yes, I do.
- 4:49SPEAKER_01: That's the answer.
- 4:50SPEAKER_02: That is the answer.
- 4:51SPEAKER_01: That's kind of sad.
- 4:52SPEAKER_01: That's sadder than not reading a book.
- 4:54SPEAKER_02: I actually like my signature.
- 4:56SPEAKER_02: Whenever I kind of take time on it, then I'm sorry, to the guy that I signed your shirt on Saturday, it was not not good.
- 5:02SPEAKER_02: I mean, it was a it was a pen and unprepared.
- 5:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah, anyway.
- 5:06SPEAKER_02: I like my signature, and it's just so funny.
- 5:07SPEAKER_02: Gavin doesn't have one.
- 5:09SPEAKER_02: No.
- 5:09SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
- 5:10SPEAKER_02: Why would he need one?
- 5:11SPEAKER_02: But why would he need one?
- 5:12SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, eventually don't you need it for something?
- 5:14SPEAKER_02: Well, what was it?
- 5:15SPEAKER_02: Okay, no, don't tell me what he was signing at the doctor's.
- 5:17SPEAKER_02: That's that's Oh, just some of their normal forms.
- 5:19SPEAKER_01: I do want to get into that discussion in a minute.
- 5:21SPEAKER_02: Let's do that.
- 5:22SPEAKER_02: But yeah, so basically it's just like, you know, G squiggle, squiggle, squiggle.
- 5:28SPEAKER_02: That'll get you by.
- 5:29SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 5:29SPEAKER_02: That's what my signature looks like most of the time.
- 5:31SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, mine too, you're right.