Latest / Alien Hunters Hotline! / S1 E1: Welcome to Alien Hunters Hotline!
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- speaker-0: I'm former radio journalist Roy Dunch, and I've moved back to Fremont, Ohio to start this very podcast with my two childhood best friends, the titular Alien Hunters. To my right is field research specialist and eight time divorcee, Bleep. Yep. And to my left is an expert in all things gadgets and gizmos, and a great cook to boot. It's Skunk. speaker-1: ⁓ speaker-2: So we're gonna talk about aliens or what? speaker-0: Let's do that! Roll the theme! speaker-2: Wait, who the hell is Bleep? speaker-0: That's what he wants me to call him because speaker-1: Just call bleep. speaker-0: Ble Yeah, and that's and that's so they can't track you, correct? Is that speaker-1: Yeah. So you know like when somebody says a swear word and it makes that noise. Yes. That's your name. That's my name. Okay. Cause we would s we would make the the noise would be right there where my name is. But that means my actual name would be in the files. And so they could pull the data out of the files. Right. So we're n and and we can't afford it. So the sound effect. So we're just gonna call me bleep. speaker-0: So that's Bleep. Bleep, thank you for being here. speaker-1: Happy to be here. Good to see you, Dunch. speaker-0: Good to see you too, bleepy. Yeah. This this tripod cannot stand on two legs. No. No, it cannot. We have with us he's so good at cooking, he made me a killer grilled cheese with a tomato on it earlier today. Ladies and gentlemen, it's skunk. And of course the technology expert does not stop tinkering. Skunk, what are you working on over there? speaker-2: ⁓ I'm working on wires mostly. So as you can see I've got sixteen live wires in front of me, all connected to different things. I don't know what they are yet, but I I'm sure one of them is a bomb. So trying to figure that out. ⁓ I'm glad you like the grilled cheese. A lot of people think that if you put anything besides cheese on it, you're screwing it up. But I like to try new stuff. ⁓ so glad you like that. I love ⁓ in my speaker-0: I loved it. speaker-2: I've been leaving it on my counter for a couple couple months and so it can get sour. ⁓ speaker-0: And and it was and it was tangy. Skunk, why why are ⁓ I've always wondered this I've just been calling you skunk since I was aware of talkin', but where did skunk come from? speaker-2: Well, sk ⁓ people call me skunk because I got sprayed by a skunk, not because I smell like shit. That's also a common thing that people think, but I actually take two showers a week and so people can't say that to me. ⁓ speaker-1: And if they do, I'll beat the fuck up. speaker-2: You ⁓ sorry, I got sleep. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-0: Yeah. Do not say more. speaker-2: Yeah, it's right. ⁓ speaker-1: My name. Don't do it. Just say bleep. You're used to calling me. Which is not anywhere close to what my actual name is. Way off. It's more of a there's a bunch. ⁓ No, don't do that. Don't get close with with the jazz. Okay. The ja they can and this is the thing, they can decipher the jazz. speaker-0: Rhythm was way off. They can decipher the jazz. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. speaker-1: Don't freestyle anything. Don't even say just it's bleep. Okay. Sh yeah, if you want to feel like overfamiliar and like you weren't gone for the last decade, then sure, bleepy. speaker-0: Just bleep. Bleepy for short. I was in the big city of Sandusky. speaker-2: Sandesky, Ohio, so far away and yet still pretty far away. speaker-0: Still pretty far away. speaker-1: So far away, and yet I if you think about it even longer it gets further away, which could be a temporal thing. speaker-0: Could be a temporal and that I mean and that's that's what brings us to what we're doing here today. Because we well speaker-2: Well sorry, Dunge, could I just finish saying why people call me skunk? speaker-0: ⁓ yeah. ⁓ y of course. ⁓ sorry. Sorry it's gone by the bleep of it all and speaker-1: No, that's our bad thing. We got distracted. Well, and also I got and also just to like if we're being honest, please. Because we said that if we're gonna do this, we're gonna be truth seekers, we're gonna honest. Yeah. I got fucking kind of bored. The way you were telling it was like could you try it just like with a little more like of that skunk speaker-2: Yeah. speaker-0: Yes come. speaker-2: Honest, I forgot the story, so I had to remember it. speaker-0: ⁓ yeah, yeah. speaker-1: Well now you've had some time, so maybe just give us a little bit of that skunk vigor. speaker-0: Take another run at it, skunks. speaker-2: I was running down the railroad tracks. I was trying to catch up to a train because I was trying to go to a new city. I've never been out of this place, trying to get a new city, and I grabbed onto the rails and I got in the car and there was a frickin' skunk in there and it sprayed the shit out of me. speaker-1: No way. There was a skunk on the train. On the train. Well that begs the question, how did it get there? Right. That's a mystery in itself. And then it just ⁓ it you probably spooked it. speaker-2: My God. speaker-0: Gar. That's a real mystery. speaker-2: It I spooked it, it spooked me. I f ⁓ jumped right off of the train fell. speaker-1: Did you jump or did you fall? I speaker-0: That's okay. When you 'cause what happens what do you do when you fall, skunk? What have we always said when when speaker-1: What have we always said? When we fall we That's exactly right. That's exactly right. speaker-2: Tighten our belt so our pants don't fall off. speaker-0: Exactly right. Exactly right. When we fall, we tighten our belts or our pants don't fall off. Which, if I could be honest with you boys, I feel like being in a room with you with microphones, I feel like that's kind of what I'm doing. Because Roy Dunchants don't fall off. My pants don't fall off. Metaphorically speaking, as we're I know, but I'm saying metaphorically speaking. Metaphorically speaking, I'm tightening my bat my pants on my I'm tightening my belt so my pants don't fall off. That's what I'm doing metaphorically. speaker-2: Tightening your belt? I'm tightening. speaker-1: Yeah. Okay, so like with your mind? speaker-0: Ki kind of in a way. speaker-1: S okay, let me get this straight. You're using your mind powers to tighten your belt around your pants in this room right now. speaker-0: It's not mind powers unless you count the imagination of the mind as a power, which I do think imagination is a power. speaker-2: And it's proven I've got data on this that it is power. It it checks up in a lot of my signals. speaker-0: 'Cause ⁓ Skunk is our technological expert. ⁓ he he has so many gizmos, doodads, and of course gadgets as well, ⁓ that have a lot of signals that come in. Absolutely. speaker-2: Absolutely. So no, frankly, I that's why I'm so excited about this podcast, 'cause I've had I f for you listeners out there, I've had been collecting data in the Fremont area for decades at this point of any sort of alien encounter, ⁓ s you know, thing that's slightly odd. I've gotten recordings, I've gotten homemade ⁓ metallic trackers and ⁓ speaker-1: And they're all over town. speaker-2: aluminum flangers and yeah, they're all over town. So I'm just excited to to to share some of that data with everybody and help us uncover the the tr the aliens that are all around us. speaker-0: And that's that's why I'm here because I I have been a journalist in Sandusky, Ohio for you know, I I was I was on one ⁓ two point five the wave for ten years. speaker-1: Very successful. Very successful. They would once a week, Skunk and I could find a way to get the coat hangers just right so we could catch some of your voice waves. ⁓ speaker-0: And I really appreciate it. And I felt like I knew. Like I I felt like the shows that I could feel you guys listening, I was just like, I know the boys are proud of me. speaker-1: Well we were just so proud of you for getting out 'cause Skunk tried, he got blasted by a skunk and his pants almost fell off, but he tightened his belt. Yep. And I won't leave because they'll find me. Yep. speaker-0: And because a a fun fact that you might not know about Fremont, Ohio, is that there's a lot of there's a lot of mystery around like the records that the town keeps. There it's it's kind of well they call it a ⁓ Swiss cheese municipality. Yeah. ⁓ because things just fall through the holes. Like it's really and that's part of why we're doing this, because w you know, we realize that there are unexplainable things in this town that might Be indicative of unexplainable things happening in the world. Things are really crazy right now. speaker-1: Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that because ⁓ listen, I love Fremont. I've loved Fremont since the day I was born. I came I popped right out of the womb and I said yippee. And that was the only time I said it. It's on record. Yeah. They actually did a good job of keeping that record. Outside of this one, no, this was this was a quote, so it doesn't it doesn't fucking count. Yeah. And no one write that down. No here's what I will say Fremont, Ohio, great place to live. Love the people, love the town. Sure. speaker-0: Placing the entire speaker-1: Odd shit happens. But what I will say, what I think is super fucking important to call out, is that even here there are things going on under the surface, right? And I assume that it's the government. It has to be. Because when things are happening under the under the surface, it's obviously the government. You zoom out to your point just moments ago, you zoom out. This could be indicative and is indicative of larger problems happening around the world. I I don't inherently trust a single government official. You tell me you work in the government, I spit on your shoes. And and you and I don't let you shine speaker-0: And I've seen that happen. You there was a there was a crossing guard at Lincoln Elementary School and you just you found out that that came from like a like a p like a pension fund and that was really speaker-1: My money, yeah my fucking money is going to a guy who thinks he has control over cars. Have you ever been in a car? No. Yes. Okay, skunk, no, Roy, yes. Okay. So skunk. speaker-2: Van. speaker-0: You've been in which is different and you've also been in a train car, but not speaker-2: Train car, I've been in a van, I've been in a truck, I've been in a Yeah, I've been in ⁓ wheelbarrow, I've been in ⁓ a wagon that's shaped like a log flume, I've been in a golf cart, I've been in a go kart, I've been in a replica Mario Kart ride at Carnival Fair. It was a speaker-1: Name all. speaker-0: Really fun. speaker-1: It was also cool that we got licensed characters at the Fremont Carnival. speaker-0: I mean technically it was Marn Marn Dio. speaker-2: Sure. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: But for us huge anyway, all I was trying to say was fuck the government. Yeah. speaker-0: That's really why we're here today. And and a big part of this podcast, right, is we're sort of bringing together our three specialties to do something that no one's really done before. We have the government is leaking UFO files. We have the mass ⁓ media, mainstream media is is saying all kinds of stuff that is or is not true. But all I do I I look around this van and I see a radio personality that's got a little bit of charisma. I see a technological expert that's not phased by nothing. And can fall out of a moving train, not even get injured. And I see a man off the grid, tact tactile. I see a man tactically skilled and and awit and I've seen you sneak into my mom's basement. And out and I didn't even know you were in there. It was very sweet. It was very sweet. But obviously you had your full name 'cause, you know. Can we sorry. Sleep. Yep. speaker-1: No, I left you a little note. Yeah, carved it in the wood. Leap was here. Stop with the f please. Just my full name is Ble. We don't have to we don't have to constantly remind people that that's not my name. Right. We want them to think that's my name. Right. And if we say, ⁓ but actually you wrote your real name, it all it's gonna do is make people want to understand what my real name is, which you both know. And if you tell anybody on the radio waves or off, then I'll freak out. speaker-0: And you do not want to see Bleep freak out. speaker-2: When Bleep freaks out, he sometimes will go on a six day bender and it doesn't involve any alcohol, but it involves him running into the woods and carving I don't know what's happening on every tree. So there's a whole forest in town that have a bunch of ⁓ letters and numbers on them and then last time he freaked out I'd caught him on the top of one of the trees, ⁓ just seeing from Into the woods. speaker-1: Yep. Got a real background in musical theater. A lot of people wouldn't expect that from me. Mm-hmm. I'm a trucker hat wearing aviator fucking loving man of the goddamn earth. So yeah, we're sitting in this van. I hate the government. Skunk has sort of readings that you I mean, if we showed everyone all your readings, their heads would explode. And Dunch has a journalistic background. We come together and what? speaker-0: And I'm well I'm here to bring the integrity to this because we we're not gonna show readings until we can prove what they mean. Okay? Absolutely. We're we're coming we're coming at this 'cause we're gonna not only are we gonna solve a lot of the mysteries running rampant around Fremont, Ohio, I don't know if we are on ⁓ what what do you guys call it, a ley line or a or a a hell mouth? What do you w what do you guys call? speaker-1: I mean i it could be a ley line, could be a hell mouth, could be a sort of a gap in the faults causing gas to erupt. speaker-2: Jelly Zone. speaker-0: Jelly the jellies. Okay, yeah, the jelly. I mean it and and it might be all three. ⁓ or four. I've lost count of how many Yeah, it could speaker-1: It could be a temporal loop. speaker-2: That's the thing I like to say is we only know how much we know, but sometimes there's a lot of stuff that's outside of what we know and we don't know that stuff. So in order to know that stuff, we have to try to know what we don't know. speaker-1: Right, because then it becomes once you don't if you don't know it, but then you know it, it becomes something you know, which minimizes the amount of stuff out there that you don't know and becomes something that you do know. And that that's kind of what Skunk and I have been working on for a long time. speaker-2: We've mapped out a whole trail of how much we need to know about what we don't know in order to then know what we know. speaker-0: I know that's what's up. If you aren't tuning in to this podcast. No no. No, I n yes you're nope. Did you mean skunk? No, I didn't mean skunk. Did you no no, I'm talking to the li fellas. Fellas, there are gonna be people listening to this that aren't in the room. Yeah, that's what we hope. That's what we hope. speaker-1: Me? I'm on the podcast. speaker-2: ⁓ I hope I hope so. speaker-1: And you said if you're tuning into this, why would you ask us that? Because we we're plugged into this. speaker-0: I will I and I see the plug and and ⁓ absolutely I didn't forget. No, I didn't forget. I I I I just was saying that people at home or on or on the gym floor or in ba quite potentially, yes. Once it's going out. We're we're not live, but we are gonna be on the internet, you'll you'll be able to find us. Yeah. speaker-1: Can they hear it right now? speaker-2: Yeah, we're working our way up working our way up to get a live phone line, so for now it's all voicemail based. ⁓ but speaker-0: Skunk's personal phone line is just gonna be ⁓ in the show notes and you'll be able to call and leave a voicemail and speaker-2: call this number ⁓ four one nine four six three two six two six. ⁓ I'm pretty busy all the time so it's probably gonna go to voicemail, but I'll look at that stuff and we'll figure out how to get those hooked up ⁓ to to answer your questions on the show. speaker-0: And if you didn't remember that, don't worry. You can look in the show notes of this episode to find that number and leave us a voicemail and the Alien Hunters will get right on it. That's one of the things we're gonna do on this show. That's kinda where I was heading. We're gonna talk about what what listeners can expect. speaker-1: so fucking confused because you said if you're gonna tune in if you're tuning into this, which I obviously am, I'm being really fucking present and neither of you have really said anything about how present I'm being, which is fine. speaker-0: Being very present and I c and I consider it quite that's okay. Sometimes you can ask and get what you need. Okay. Yeah. That's you know, that's ⁓ that's great. speaker-1: Yeah. No that's Okay. So what you were saying was if you're tuning into this, not me and Skunk. speaker-0: But also I guess if you do decide to listen back, you might tune into this. No. speaker-1: Have to? speaker-2: I don't have I need to listen to other stuff. speaker-0: Yeah, no, we have speaker-1: Right. 'Cause we're trying to prove that aliens are real. speaker-0: Right, exactly. And that's what that's really what we're here for. Is that we're if you're if you are listening to this at home. I know we're in the van, but if if you if you hypothet again, imaginate remember remember the imagination mind speaker-1: We're not. speaker-2: Time to listen to this speaker-1: ⁓ Roy, we said we would do this podcast with you. Yes. If it didn't infringe upon the thing that's really important to both of us. speaker-0: Which is Alien Hunt. speaker-2: And sometimes we'll be playing board games and sometimes we'll be trying to throw each other in the woods. speaker-1: So that you speaker-0: You guys can know like I I don't trust you as far as I can throw you. You wanna know what that's we wanna know what that met speaker-1: And it's g honestly we're getting really fucking good at speaker-2: Pressed each other twenty feet. speaker-0: That's ⁓ impressive. But fellas, this is this is what I'm trying to tell the people at home, is that they can they can expect experiments like you're told. speaker-1: Yeah. If you add ⁓ together. speaker-2: ⁓ they got back to speaker-1: You just say speaker-0: Yeah, well that's I was trying to get there. I mean that's and this is okay. I we're all a little rusty on the mics, that's totally fine. ⁓ I've never held a and you're holding them crazy style, I gotta say. But we're here to learn new things. That's what I'm saying. We're here to learn new things and prove theses that we may have. Yeah. speaker-2: I've never heard of Megan Okay, yeah. speaker-1: Sure, if you want. speaker-0: Yeah, I th I think I would like to. I think that sounds great. Absolutely. Yeah. I think people at home, potentially people at home who are listening maybe. Okay. Might want to hear that as well. speaker-1: necessarily right now. Not necessarily. They wanna know also the things that we already know, which is that aliens are real and that we have to kill them all. speaker-0: You don't have to. speaker-2: Yeah. speaker-0: Bleep, can you tell what the process of an alien hunt is? You know, a I don't think a lot of people you know, they might suspect that, ⁓ are they just sitting on a rooftop with a telescope? I it it's that's that's an archaic way of looking at it. This is speaker-1: Yeah, what's a telescope gonna do? That's gonna look somewhere else. We're looking right here. That's what Skunk and I have been doing. We've been going around town because we noticed a lot of weird stuff was happening. Granted, we were involved in a lot of the weird stuff too. It's about a fifty-fifty split. It's pretty good for that's pretty good for a town. If you're pulling all if you're pulling other towns data, which we have been, fifty fifty split, two guys being weird and then the other half being like maybe aliens, pretty fucking solid split. Yeah. So what we've been doing speaker-0: Yeah, we gotta we gotta look we're speaker-2: Which is pretty good. Yeah. speaker-1: is we've been noticing a weird thing. Mm-hmm. And then we will go and we'll just like we'll ask questions, we'll like get readings. We don't know what a lot of the readings mean because Skunk has built this sort of really impressive technology, but it's really confusing. Mm-hmm. So we get all the data, we file the data away, and then we try to prove that it's aliens. You're not gonna believe this. Yeah. We know aliens are out there. We can feel it in our hearts and our souls and our stomachs. Really? Yeah. Both of us. That's how we became like really good friends when we were kids. speaker-2: 'Cause we both had a lot of stomachs. speaker-1: We had a lot of stomach aches, we were in the nurse's office. speaker-2: ⁓ and she couldn't figure it out. And so ⁓ yeah, we d did more research into it. We tried e eating different stuff. Yep. We tried like eating only burgers one week. Yep. We tried eating only ribs one week. Absolutely. And an all Oreo diet, all potato diet, and this whole time, none of that stuff like we still had stomach problems. The whole time. speaker-1: And then there was the summer we did an all liquid diet. Time. And then we realized if food isn't the problem, right? If it's not diet, maybe we're cosmically linked, the two of us, mm, to knowing that aliens are around us. And that and our stomachs brought us together because you know the body. speaker-0: ⁓ So I'm speaker-1: Keeps the score. Exactly. Like that like that book you won't stop talking. speaker-0: Yeah, well it's ⁓ when you go through some stuff, the body remembers. speaker-1: Well, our bodies didn't remember. Uhhuh. This was something our bodies didn't know but was trying to tell us. Okay. And it brought us together and then we realized that our hearts, our souls, and our stomachs were linked. And we were able to prove like we were able to just intrinsically know the two of us that they're aliens and that they're probably in free monohoma. speaker-0: That and and I just need to say, just in case the viewers at home are wondering. speaker-1: They're watching us watching us? Did you put did you put a camera in the speaker-0: I did not put a camera speaker-1: Explicitly asked. speaker-0: Cameras. I didn't put a camera in. You're not the tech guy. Anyone who does cameras, that skunk stuff, I get it. I'm not touching nothing. Where I don't know. I didn't put the camera Put the camera up. Okay. All I was gonna say put it down? No. Did you get checked for IBS? Is what I was gonna ask. Yeah. speaker-1: You lost the camera, you put the Us We checked ourselves for speaker-0: So no no doctor has no doctor has looked at your your your bodies and speaker-2: Doctors are part of the problem, which is because doctors have gone to school and who have t at these universities, they've taught them everything that could be an alien and that they have to relate to another disease. So they're they're part of the problem of like higher the cover up. They can lie and say, ⁓ yeah. speaker-1: Exactly. That's exactly right. Okay. Skunk, you did a great job explaining that. Normally I have to explain that. You I absolutely have nothing. No no Let me ask you a question, D. Please. When you go to the doctor, yes. Does he have like sort of all these instruments and like stuff and lights? speaker-2: That was a great hard that time. speaker-0: Yes she does. speaker-1: Now let me ask you another question. Every story you've heard about alien abduction, what's in it? speaker-2: It's a speaker-0: Doctors. Right. I doctor type stuff, I the the realization hit my brain so crazy that I didn't even think. speaker-1: Yeah. I mean, you gotta be really careful with this stuff because the more you start to know about what you don't know, the sk more scared you get. And then you have to really stuff that fear all the way down inside, let it bleed into your relationships, sort of wreck them as you go. Okay. And put this in first position over everything else and don't care about because ultimately it's about saving the human race from aliens. Skunk and I have theories, and we've had these since we were ten. Yes. That because aliens in UFOs have lights and and instruments and sort of like tables and stuff. And doctors also have that, that they learned their technology from aliens. They're in cahoots. And that's why we don't go to doctors. And that's why we had to self diagnose with IBS. speaker-2: And that's why I've replaced every light in my apartment with flames. speaker-0: That's blackout proof. And it and it and I gotta tell you, Skunk, it throws a really good ambiance in your in your home. speaker-1: It actually isn't blackout proof. Because I've been hammered in Skunk's apartment and singed my eyebrows off like a dozen times. speaker-0: That kind of blackout I can see being dangerous. No no no, but that kind of blackout I can understand. speaker-1: Can see in a blackout? speaker-2: I don't remember what happens. Yeah, either. speaker-1: And then when all the lights go out, I can't see anything. Dunch, is there something you're not telling us? speaker-0: Well I I think I think I'm just trying to tell you guys that imagination is real. speaker-1: Did something you've been trying to tell us that. Yeah. Did something did something happen to you in Sandusky that you're not talking about and that is allowing you to see in a blackout? Okay. If you don't want if you don't want to talk about it, that's fine. speaker-0: I okay. I don't know what happened to me. That's that is why I called you guys. And that's that's kind of why I came home. It it wasn't just because my uncle died and he left me his house. That it's not that's not the only reason I'm back. speaker-1: 'Cause when you called this you said the only reason I would ever fucking come back to Fremont is only because my uncle died and left me his house. speaker-0: And it's ha and it has a pool which it's when we do the cyclone. When you do the cyclone the speaker-1: That above ground pool is sick. Yeah, so like all three of us run in a circle in it and we get a big cyclone. speaker-0: Yeah. And then you can just sit in the inner tube and then you're just carousing on the carusing on the lazy river. Yeah. So that's not the only reason. And I know I said that. You explicitly said that. A month later, I s I d ⁓ something I was doing a broadcast and s I I something happened and I actually I don't even think I can really get into it because it it kinda it made me lose my job. It made me I had a super smoking hot girlfriend at the time. speaker-1: What was her name? speaker-0: Jessica with a C H with a C H speaker-1: Jessica. Where where was she from like where does that name come from? Where was she from? speaker-0: Vermont. Burlington, Vermont. My Ice Queen, Jessica. She left, I lost my job, and I lost my cool Sandusky IRIS apartment. speaker-1: Okay. It was on the second floor? Yeah. ⁓ my god. speaker-0: No one's walking by my window, boys. speaker-1: Well, and then what was cool was and sorry, I'm just moving on really quick 'cause I don't really care about any of that stuff. And you seem to not want to talk about it. I appreciate that. Yeah, you have you're both crying a little bit and you have a nosebleed. Yeah, I see. speaker-2: Seems like some backstory is some that you sorta wanna introduce but sorta wanna gloss over, so we'll just skip past speaker-0: Just get past it because yeah, it's my tortured backstory and I cannot get into it ⁓ because I don't th I we need to endear the audience to us first before I can g trauma dump on. I'm trying to get a parasocial relationship before I do anything like that. speaker-1: Skip past it. You're trying to have a parasocial relationship with the audience. speaker-0: Pretty much I'm trying to love I'm trying to really be attached. I'm trying to be really attached to everything they have going on and and and speaker-1: That's gonna wear you the fuck out. I'm just gonna get in front of that one. No. Let's move on because ⁓ you're we're getting sucked into your thing. But it does bring up a good point, which is when you had something weird happen. Yes. You who were the two guys you called? speaker-0: I think it's gonna work out for my personality. I called Bleep and Skunk because they're the only two alien hunters I know and the only two alien hunters I trust. speaker-2: Hey, it's okay, look, it's okay to be a little skeptical at first. I was a little skeptical at first, Bilipe was a little skeptical at first, and then over time you keep having an upset stomach. Do I have to speaker-0: Do I have to? Is that is that gonna happen to me as well? speaker-1: Do you think I fucking wanted this? speaker-0: I don't I don't speaker-1: No. speaker-2: I didn't wanna I wanted to use the light bulb. I wanted to be able to go to the bathroom. But sometimes you can't. And this is the lifestyle we have and the lifestyle we choose. But I think if we find these aliens, w we've we stop we stop this, then we can get our lives back. speaker-0: So this is and this is ultimately a goal. This the the mission here is to eradicate these aliens so that you can resume a normal human life in Fremont, Ohio on this sweet, sweet planet Earth. speaker-1: People don't realize that aliens, the government, hospitals, which is like government for sick people all of those things are slowly taking away our freedoms. They are slowly encroaching. And the aliens think that people aren't catching on. They think we're bone we're beneath them. Yeah. They think this. It's part of their in it's probably part of their fucking genetics. Their DNA. Yeah. If they even have DNA, but they're slowly taking away our freedom. speaker-0: Government for sick people, of course. speaker-1: And you can see that. You can see you can you can trace back all the way back until Skunk and I were ten. Yeah. speaker-2: Yes. And remember when they were w when they were called Freedom Fries? And we had that and then suddenly that's nobody's calling them that anymore? Poof. The aliens took that freedom away. speaker-0: Yes. speaker-1: They took the freedom from our fries and now they're trying take the freedom from right before our noses. And I think speaker-0: But have an idea on that one. Can you take that back and do they took the freedom from our fries, now they're trying to take the freedom from our lives? speaker-1: ⁓ Well, it was just like because it's like fries are right under your nose when you're eating ⁓ Right. And then our freedom is right under it should be right under our nose, but it's moving further and further away. I can do it your way. I can do it your way. You're the expert, you're the expert? speaker-0: Yeah, no okay. No that yeah, that I just I think it could be a good I think it could be a good trailer line. If you just wanna take it. What is it? They they took the freedom from our fries and now they're trying to take the freedom from our lives. speaker-2: Coming this fall. Skunk. What you said trailer line it was. speaker-1: He ble he said bleep that old. ⁓ speaker-0: And we're we and we're gonna edit this later. You don't have to do it You know what? I'm sorry. I you actually gonna continue what you're doing. I'm I'm not gonna Yeah, you got it. You got it buddy. What it y speaker-1: You do your thing and then I'll do my thing when you speaker-0: You are and speaker-2: Coming this fall. speaker-1: ⁓ they're trying to take the freedom from our fries. speaker-0: I think that's as good as we're gonna get. I think it's and I and I think that's the that's really great. That's what you said to do. You nailed it. You nailed it, bleep. Thank you so much for doing that. Yeah. I appreci 'cause sometimes I have these, you know, I got the I got the radio thing at the back of my mind, I got the marketing thing at the back of my mind. I just wanna make sure Skunk. We gotta get the word out as much as we can. Skunk. speaker-1: Yeah. He's saying he's got a fucking radio in the back of his mind. ⁓ whoa. Did you put that there? speaker-2: No. Wait. Put a radio in two guys' minds speaker-0: Imagination, fellow. speaker-1: But it wasn't Dunch wasn't one of the two guys? No. Okay. Now you said the name of our podcast and then we just kind of zipped right over that. speaker-2: No, I don't know. It was two dead guys. speaker-0: Okay. ⁓ yes. Alien Hunter's Hotline. Yeah. Did I say that at the beginning? speaker-2: I don't know what you've said at this point. speaker-1: Yeah, you're being really fucking confused. speaker-0: Well that's ⁓ and and I think I think that kinda comes down to the fact that the concept of imagination has eluded you boys. speaker-1: ⁓ you were asking what our first contact with an alien was. speaker-0: Yes, first contact with an alien that that you like 'cause I know we have the stomach we have we have the stomach bug and and that that is the speaker-1: ⁓ we don't think it's a bug. speaker-2: We don't think it's a bug. We think it's a vibration. speaker-0: But we don't know for sure, you know. speaker-1: We think it's a vibration probably from a ship, a device, or a metallic being. Totally. And it always like sort of vibrates our two stomachs because of how we specifically were in like were engineered in our mother's wombs. We were perfectly primed to be able to know that they were aliens. Yes. speaker-0: Okay. Okay. speaker-2: Playing at a C sharp. Dunch, we just told you the thing about doctors. speaker-0: You're right. You speaker-1: You seem really doctor brained, which is totally speaker-0: Normal. And I'm and I'm saying I'm I'm I'm trying to get I think I'm the way in for our audience here 'cause I don't know what you guys know and I trust you, but I'm here I'm here to say we're gonna make sure that this is truth stuff. But everything you're saying is making sense to me. I think you're right. That hospitals, government for sick people. There's a lot in common with abduction scenes in hospitals. Absolutely. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-2: They got all those lights in there. speaker-1: They got all those lights in there, they got tables and they got tools. speaker-0: And I think every time I go to an airport I don't ⁓ everything's a mess always. Hundred percent. speaker-1: That's because that's because probably some technological based alien or some sort of chaos alien has gotten in there and it's just completely wreaking havoc. Well that's we're gonna bite off more than we can chew if we start getting into that. Right. So I you wanna start small, you wanna talk about our experiences with this with the with the aliens, with the extraterrestrial, with the non human biologics. That's another NHBs. Obviously, NHBs non human biologic, they have biological matter, but obviously the makeup is different because if they're from another planet, who knows what they breathe? They might breathe methane from shit. speaker-0: Starting small, we're starting. speaker-1: That could be their air. Their air could be meth like their air could be shit from above. Yeah. speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-2: And they'd be wearing different makeup. speaker-1: And that would make them where they're speaker-0: And different makeup as well. speaker-1: They often have disguises, otherwise they'd stand the fuck out. Right. speaker-2: Like in Tootsie. Or Mrs. Daffire. speaker-1: Or the mask. This is not a joke. I worry people think this is gonna be a joke. speaker-0: Yeah. That's why that's why that's why I'm coming in with this is a fact forward bastion of truth. speaker-1: So yeah, our first encounter with the extraterrestrial has not happened yet. speaker-0: Okay. And we don't wanna study these guys at all. We wanna just get get ⁓ outta here. speaker-1: Well once you kill ⁓ you can study ⁓ You can s you can study anything after you kill it. speaker-2: Study anybody. speaker-0: Okay. That's true. That's true. speaker-1: Books. If you kill a book, you can still read it. speaker-0: Y yeah, you can I I don't think they're alive. speaker-1: Not anymore 'cause most of the books are dead because they've been around for so long. speaker-0: Yeah, sure. That's yeah. I think I don't I don't really wanna speaker-2: Don't you seem what's going on with you? It seems like you're just like against everything that we're doing. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-0: I'm really not trying and guys I'm so s I'm really not trying to be, but I just this is part of where I'm coming from. And I'm trying to speaker-2: Sandusky additude. speaker-1: It's a real Sandusky. High rise Sandusky attitude. speaker-0: Santa. I can feel, I can feel your resistance, I can feel my resistance. But if you're patient with me, I would love to continue doing this. speaker-1: I'm not gonna be a patient for anybody. No. We're very anti doctor. No let us speaker-2: Doctor or non doctor. speaker-0: I'm not saying I I'm not trying to be your di patient is a is a word that is that is ⁓ waiting with w with kindness and delaying your emotional reaction. speaker-2: Just like imagination. ⁓ speaker-1: ⁓ okay. This is w this is one of your imagination things. This is kind of you've made this word up in your head? ⁓ speaker-0: This is ⁓ no no, but I think of I think a little a little a little guy named Webster made this one up. speaker-2: He's the smallest guy in the world and he came up with all the words. speaker-0: You came with all the words. I ⁓ and ⁓ you know what I see we have some of see, and that's and that's what this is all about. The Alien Hunters Hotline is about always questioning and always learning. Well we speaker-1: We all have something to learn from. No. speaker-2: Can be, I guess. speaker-1: If we're always learning we're never gonna get anything. We should always be questioning. Right. But if you're learning stuff, that can also sometimes be bad. What if we're learning stuff that they want us to learn? Yeah. speaker-2: That is true. If we're learning the wrong information. speaker-1: Yeah, then we could get sidetracked and then we could get further away from the aliens if we're learning stuff. speaker-2: No, I was gonna say we can't let them know we're learning or else they'll think we're on to them and then they'll change it. Okay So we anything we say has to be a decoy. So we would have to say like, I don't know like never learn. speaker-0: Okay. Okay. speaker-1: So then they'll never know that we're on onto them. Exactly. So the sort of the heart of this podcast that we are always questioning and never learn that's Okay. So that way they'll never find out my name. speaker-0: Okay. Never. speaker-2: I like that. speaker-0: Right, correct. 'Cause I'm and and and no one's ever gonna find that out. No. And I'm even trying to unlearn it, to be honest with you. Trying my best. Yeah. Okay. speaker-1: I I'm hoping that's what happens. Yeah. speaker-2: And they'll never find out about all my documents. Yeah. And tests. And tests. And cameras and radios. Right. And they'll never find out about whatever you said to the FCC. speaker-0: Right. And and and speaker-1: That got you fired and speaker-2: And los and made you lose your ice queen Jessica. speaker-1: And what killed your uncle? speaker-0: You think those are related? speaker-1: Your uncle and Chesska? I sure I certainly speaker-0: No, no, no. The the everything that happened to me and my uncle died. speaker-1: Well yeah, a weird thing happened to you and then your really hot girlfriend, Ice Queen Jessica, left you and then your uncle died and you had to move back to Fremont, where you met up with two of your estranged friends, and then now suddenly you're starting a podcast in a van with us. You think all of this isn't connected? This is what we've been trying to show you, Dungeon. speaker-0: Yeah. ⁓ my god. Folks, this is the kind of stuff that you're gonna get from listening to the Alien Hunters Hotline. So now we approach the time of the of the show, or maybe we won't maybe might want to sign off. This, this is the Alien Hunters Hotline, and you're gonna want to stay tuned because we are gonna get some groundbreaking stuff. This is gonna be one of the most important podcasts that you're ever gonna listen to in your entire life. speaker-1: And it's the only serious podcast. speaker-0: It's and this is serious. This isn't just three jerk offs who I love. This isn't just three awesome guys talking to each other in a room. This is a real podcast about truth and fact. speaker-2: Only serious podcast. speaker-1: From a van. speaker-0: From a van. speaker-2: And if you think anything is funny, then I'm gonna come kill speaker-1: No skunk skunk skunk. No, that is not what we're doing. We're not unless they're an alien and we can and we can a hundred percent prove but we cannot just be killing things. That's not what we're doing. So let's put that energy somewhere else. Stuff it down. Okay. ⁓ all right. Well, this has been Alien Hunters Highline, I guess. speaker-0: ⁓ Unless they're an alien. speaker-2: Yeah. speaker-0: We do. speaker-2: I'll watch a movie. speaker-0: Remember. speaker-2: This has been Alien Hunters Hotline. speaker-0: Is that thing w remember we said the sign? speaker-2: Well it was like everybody was doing sign offs so I was thinking we could do a sign off. speaker-1: Yeah. We're gonna do a sign off but we're gonna do always question never always speaker-0: Yeah, yeah, always question, never learn. Okay? Here we go. No, no, no, you do Yeah, bleep, I think you should take this. I think you got it. speaker-1: It has been ali ⁓ you should probably want me to do it? ⁓ this has been Alien Hunter's Hotline. And remember, always question speaker-0: Never learn. No one speaker-1: Mm-hmm. speaker-0: Please leave a message. Thanks tuning in to Alien Hunters Hotline, a podcast by Harrison Lott, Kellen Schneider and For more information, follow the show on social and visit AlienhuntersHotline dot com.