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National Junk Food Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.21.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. By the way, the next thing I want to
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  talk about, I saved it for the end of the segment.
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  I'm very passionate about it. Everybody knows
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  I can't stand Duke Energy. I want them to burn
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  in hell. Can you imagine the price of Duke Energy
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  in hell? It's hurting our grid. Well, Clearwater
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  is voting on Duke Energy now. No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  We'll vote tonight. Could set Clearwater's electric
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  future for the next three decades. The City Council
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  will decide whether to approve a 30 -year franchise
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  agreement with Duke Energy. And on your side,
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  Jenna Bass joining us live with what's on the
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  line here. Good morning. Hey, good morning. This
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  is one of those stories that we've covered extensively.
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  As throughout time, the city has looked to possibly
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  have its own electric utility, sparking that
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  Dump Duke movement. Well, it all comes to a head
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  right here tonight at the Clearwater Main Library.
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  It just feels like no one really did anything
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  to come up with another solution. The politicians
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  being lazy? No way. Duke Energy just makes up
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  reasons to charge you. They're jackasses. City
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  council members look to vote on a 30 -year franchise
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  agreement with... Three years, five years, 30
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  years. Most of the boomers will be dead by then.
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  Listen to me, you 48 -year -old listener. 30
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  years ago, you were graduating high school. That's
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  how long that deal was with Duke Energy. And
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  they screw us. And some of these politicians
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  are definitely in bed with Duke. Mm -hmm. It's
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  Duke Energy. Kiss my ass. If approved, the agreement
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  would keep Duke as the city's electric provider
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  through 2056. That is a long time, but it's probably
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  going to go by fast anyway. While bringing a
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  6 % franchise fee coupled with community investments.
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  Ah. I love when Duke Energy talks about the stuff
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  they do with the community. That's your job.
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  That's like when a cop's like, I'm here to serve
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  and protect. Yes, we know. That's what you were
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  hired to do. Mm -hmm. I will never say a good
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  thing about Duke. Happy Hot Topic. Trae Young
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  was trolling while in New York for Fanatics Fest.
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  He was watching... This was the shittest thing
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  I... And listen to me, I am a fan of the 2021
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  run of the Atlanta Hawks here with Trey Young.
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  But nobody that you beat on that Knicks team
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  is even on the Knicks anymore. And what Trey
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  Young did was stupid. His highlights versed the
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  Knicks while driving around, then tried to rip
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  a Jalen Brunson jersey on. And he messed it up
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  at Fanatics Fest, which I'm convinced is Michael
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  Rubin douchebag. It's probably into WWE because
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  you've got this stupid thing going on. We're
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  logging pause. Lamping off the tambourine. This
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  is so fake. Everybody knows that I'm an authentic
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  guy. I can be a jackass at times. But I don't
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  like scraps. I don't like fake. And Anthony Davis
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  also spoke on The Wizards upcoming season. All
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  right, there he is. Cool, dude. You're so cool.
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  What the hell's wrong with you, dude? Let me
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  press this button and we can continue this party,
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  this show. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. begins now.
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  Loud. Rude. Aggressive. And those are his good
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  qualities. A sick person with a powerful tool.
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  On three! One, two, three, go! Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. No, no, no, no. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program will start.
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  Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Are we really going to another cloudy day? Aaron.
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  St. Petersburg, Florida. Is that what we're really
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  doing, Mother Nature, you dirty rat and moron?
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  I've heard the stories about you, Mother Nature.
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  You really do put out when it's all said and
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  done. But if you want to leave us a voicemail,
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  it's 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. Only
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  on this radio show do you hear the host calling
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  out the promiscuity of Mother Nature. And the
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  other radio show is doing their horoscope. I
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  read my CoStar app every day. I'm kind of into
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  astrology. But I leave it up this show. We use
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  all the 120 minutes we talk on here. Talking
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  about Mother Nature playing out. That's just
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  what we do. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only
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  on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. First of all,
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  you'll never guess who blocked me on Instagram,
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  which means they viewed my story because I sent
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  them a collaborator invite. That would be Sunny
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  Hostin from The U. She blocked me. You're a brat.
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  Awesome. I call it out spectacular from Pretty
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  Ricky. for acting like a douche at the airport
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  and he's i guess like a media consultant now
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  for like professionalism and it was like an automatic
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  response so technically i got a dm from one of
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  the guys from pretty ricky oh he's so spectacular
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  And then I did a rant about how the 70H Kratom
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  should not be looped in with the Kratom seltzers
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  that people drink. Someone on YouTube commented,
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  the point about pushing people towards unregulated
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  stuff is if they ban it. That makes sense to
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  me. Lab testing should honestly be the standard
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  instead of a flat ban. I've used the 70H tablet
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  brand called Bars before just because they post
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  third -party lab results. Yeah. There you go.
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  There's my inbox. Some freaking married DJs get
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  hit on. They get threesome offers. My inbox is
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  about 7 -0 -H Kratom and Pretty Ricky trying
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  to have me hire him as a consultant. Supposedly,
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  the food that Andrew and Tristan Tate are eating
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  in prison has been released. They have been eating
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  scrambled eggs, oven brown potatoes, biscuit,
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  jelly, and orange juice. They have to go to the
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  bathroom in front of everybody. Freaking douchebags.
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  I guess somebody started peeing at a Morgan Wallen
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  concert. and started whipping out his jaw and
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  he was just pissing everywhere. I'd rather watch
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  the guy piss than actually listen to Morgan Wallen
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  and focus on his music. Offset was sentenced
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  to community service after a Weech episode. I
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  have no experience with community service, but
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  if I did in another world, it's always good to
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  work with the animals because you're not around
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  humans. Some stupid boomer that makes his generation
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  look bad slapped a guy for not standing during
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  the national anthem at the Cubs game. Oh, yeah.
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  Really making Chicago look good. Mm -hmm. Really
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  out there making it shine. Here's the smart morons
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  podcast. Here's Jason Bateman talking about a
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  time he got drunk in Monaco. Load. I was arrested
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  in Monaco for being drunk and disorderly. Yeah,
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  I can imagine he's an annoying drunk. In a nice
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  little leopard outfit. Yeah, I put on like a
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  douche. From the casino. I was all banged up
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  on, you know. You got banged up? Oh, no. Where's
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  the toy? Cheap champagne and a pocket full of
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  chips. Wow, sounds so fun. You're so edgy, dude.
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  Oh, Jason Bateman. Wow. Watch out for Jason Bateman
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  at the bodies. Y 'all never know what he's going
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  to do. He's Jason Bateman, man. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy.
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  Oh, yeah. It's a woman. I've watched her work.
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  It's kind of like watching Rick and Morty. Mia
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  Khalifa is the Rick and Morty of porn. It isn't
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  going to get really nerdy. But there's always
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  more obscure cartoons on Adult Swim that are
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  better cartoons than Rick and Morty. But Rick
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  and Morty is mainstream. Everyone knows Rick
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  and Morty, so it's referred to as one of the
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  goats. Mm -hmm. Lisa Ann is a Rick and Morty
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  of porn. And so is me and Khalifa. Or maybe Mia
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  Khalifa is smiling friends the cartoon because
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  she gave up early. Well, here she is talking
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  about just dating in general. Any guy. who goes
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  after a girl significantly younger than them
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  is severely lacking in their life. Well, it was
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  just a middle -aged woman. It was so, like, I
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  don't know, not fun. It's everyone else's problem.
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  It's never theirs. And I mean that confidence
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  -wise. Yeah, she's raggedy. I think if there
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  was a way to rewind time, her not going into
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  porn probably would have been ideal. Like they
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  are falling short in so many places. Oh yeah,
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  especially in their pants. It's the only place
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  they can turn to. All right, there you go. I
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  think this whole shaming of men, okay, now there's,
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  let me preface it. Now if you're waiting outside
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  of a high school at a football game and you're
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  like, are you a September, October baby? Are
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  you 18? I'm waiting. Yeah, that's not really
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  cool. But if you're like 45 and you're married
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  to a 20 -year -old and it's consensual, because
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  you know there was a point that Mia Khalifa was
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  doing that. Oh, now she's above it. Job. When
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  did she become the moral police? I think I saw
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  that in a porno once. Ah, Pop Smoke would have
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  been 27 today. You know when a lot of rappers
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  die and they were never that good and everyone's
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  like, oh, that would have been so good. Pop Smoke
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  is an example of, man, he is so unfortunate.
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  He died at 21. Mm -hmm. It's almost like living
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  out the life of a gangster. Mm -hmm. After becoming
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  a rapper is no good. Here's a headline about
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  two people that should have not reproduced. Mm
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  -hmm. Just days after Maduka Okoya made headlines
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  for being spotted with Cardi B, his baby mama
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  took to Instagram with some serious allegations
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  against him. Here's what's going on. So the soccer
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  player's baby mama... I mean... He might as well
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  name my show The Baby Mama Hour. Man, that's
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  all we talk about here. These crazy baby moms.
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  Jaleesha Westhoff went on Instagram accusing
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  him of abuse, neglecting their young child because
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  he's too busy getting laid with women. Oh, yeah.
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  I would do the same. Although I'd be a good dad.
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  I would be a good dad, do my shift, do what I
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  got, and then go bang women. Men. Jaleesha went
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  off on Maduka around the time he was seen hanging
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  with Cardi B in Italy. They were also seen hanging
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  during Paris Fashion Week. Oh, yeah. You know,
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  they did the Eiffel Tower. Now it is unclear
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  if the Cardi B snaps triggered the baby mom,
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  but she stated, I made you, no one knew who he
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  was. Ah, there we freaking go. I have had to
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  deal with this. Although I wasn't a baby mama,
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  it was more of a soul tie. Boy, they take all
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  the credit. Maybe they taught you one thing during
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  the relationship. Oh, but all the reasons you've
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  improved in life is because of me. No wonder
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  you're a single baby mama. You're a brat. Instead
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  of loving us, you beat me, cheated on me with...
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  Well, if you beat her, either side is not cool.
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  Cheating knuckle at all, but beating is inexcusable.
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  Men and women. Yeah, Cardi B definitely has a
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  type. Sukiyama just had her fourth baby. Yeah.
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  And her picture that they released, she doesn't
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  look ugly. She's not an ugly girl, but... They
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  definitely were going for, like, the natural
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  birth look because she looks raggedy. But, like,
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  in, like, a nice sentimental, like, oh, she just
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  created a life way. Like, like, excusably raggedy.
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  But still raggedy. I mean, you can excuse it.
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  You can go, oh, it's okay. No, but she's still,
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  even if it's out of good intentions, she's still
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  raggedy. Here's a woman. It's a nine -minute
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  video. We're not going to play all nine minutes.
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  Mm -hmm. I would rather do other things than
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  listen to nine minutes of a woman talking about
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  a date. Mm -hmm. You know? Plenty of other things
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  I'd rather do. But here's a woman talking about
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  her date. Guys, this is me before going on a
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  date with the guy I met on Tinder. Her hair looks
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  raggedy. And I'm recording this because Tinder
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  dates always go bad. Yeah, it's a you problem.
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  Mm -hmm. Loki, like, they always kill the person.
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  I don't know. It's like horror stories. That's
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  the freaking problem. Mm -hmm. Is that guys are
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  going into dates. And guys are going, I want
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  to get my rocks off. Maybe it's a future life.
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  Maybe it's a future something. We're going in
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  hopeful. We're going in, you know, listening
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  to music. We might lift in the afternoon, start
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  dick games. We're doing things to manifest a
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  good time. I'd say this starts at 1 p .m. in
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  the afternoon. You do a little GTO, gym timeline,
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  all that. Sweep up the house in case they come
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  over and they get banged out. You're getting
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  ready as a man. Maybe go to the car wash. Pick
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  up the camera. Oh, what are they doing? They're
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  watching murder documentaries about why men are
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  bad. Psychopath. I'm kind of like record this.
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  Actually, there you go. I'm sure that day went
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  splendid. I think women are afraid to fall in
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  love because they want to keep this like feministic
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  movement going. We don't need the men. But then
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  they become like 35 years old and they're like
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  alone. Here's a woman talking about feminists.
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  What is it with all these car selfie videos?
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  I don't know what's going on. It is out of control.
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  Did feminists ever stop to consider that maybe
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  some of us didn't want to leave the kitchen?
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  I mean, I would make all the sandwiches to be
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  able to stay home. I'd be fine with that. Yeah,
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  I think there are some women that don't want
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  to do the 9 to 5 and not understand a thing.
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  I don't want a man in my kitchen. I don't want
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  him sprinkling my freshly ground salt. I don't
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  want to date you because you seem like you're
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  high maintenance. It's never your problem. It
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  all freaking runs out to get you. It started
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  out nice about her being kind of girly or whatever.
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  And then it just hurt bitching at me. Here's
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  a woman talking about being a bartender. If you
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  are a man in your 40s, 50s or older, you go to
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  a bar and you're a little drunk and you think
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  you're going to shoot your shot with a 20 year
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  old bartender. You are missing every single fucking
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  time. All right, Brad. My aunt's like, I talked
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  to my aunt about being single. She's like, you
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  got to go up to girls and talk to them. This
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  is what happens. They don't shut up. You think
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  I want to go up to that? I don't care how pretty
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  you are. I'm not going to walk away feeling like
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  crap because I got denied. I'll get denied without
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  even doing it. What's the way to do it? Just
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  already go. They're not going to say, yeah, then
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  you're fine. If you always go in. expecting the
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  woman to deny you. The moment the woman actually
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  wants you. It's a great moment. I know that's
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  a really depressing way to live life, I told.
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  No, but you go in at all times going, ah, probably
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  won't happen. Got hired by Rovers Morning Glory
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  and claim, ah, it's not going to happen. I get
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  the call two weeks later. Every time I think
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  something's going to happen, It's what it doesn't.
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  Here's a woman talking about a red flag women
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  have. Do you want to know one of the biggest
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  red flags a woman can have? What? And it's not
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  what you think. Oh, she has all these people
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  that she talks to. She goes on all these dates.
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  No. No, it's worse. It's that she doesn't appreciate
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  anything. Yeah, that is kind of the worst. I
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  know. You're going to be a traditional list.
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  The man pays. That's fine. That's why I go to
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  Pelican Pump. It's a good landing spot in downtown
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  St. Pete. They hook you up on drinks. And you're
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  leaving with like a $35 tab and everyone's tipsy.
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  Because you as a man cannot be drunk or your
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  penis will not perform. She just thinks because
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  she exists on this planet that she deserves.
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  Yeah, that's the problem. Which everybody is
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  worthy. But who doesn't? have any appreciation
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  whatever it is there's definitely a divide going
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  on between men and women i don't know where it
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  started i don't know what the future of it is
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  I'm getting close. I'm starting to get that itch.
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  No, not from an STD. I'm starting to get that
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  itch. No, not from bull sweat. I'm starting to
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  get that itch. No, not from jacket. No, but seriously,
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  I'm starting to get that itch. It's been like
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  seven weeks since I've gotten laid. I'm starting
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  to get it. Hearing your buddy is talking about
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  banging out a girl. All right. Hello. What have
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  I chopped? Frickin' liver. Why don't guys ask
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  women out anymore? This is where I feel frustrated.
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  It's where I just think that it just doesn't
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  make sense to me how women are not being asked
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  out on dates. Because we're intimidated. We repeatedly
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  hear from any public place how women, especially
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  these early 2000s babies, do not want to be approached.
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  Give them consent and don't approach them. I
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  didn't know, like, why don't you approach us?
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  Many beautiful women, like, come on, like, just
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  shoot your shot. But a lot of the things that
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  the guys were telling me, and these were guys
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  from the ages of, like, 19 to 40. She just told
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  us her bumble age. Mine's 20 to 70. It's like,
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  no, we don't want to intimidate a woman. If we
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  see them on the street, like, we'll cross the
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  road so that they feel safe. I do the same thing.
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  Mm -hmm. It really sucks when I see a girl. I
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  don't do this as much. Oh, my God. I used to
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  do this, I don't know, five years ago, seven
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  years ago. You see a girl at the bar. She's really
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  freaking cute. Hot piece of ass. But what happens?
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  You start to romanticize her a little bit. And
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  you start to go, oh, my God. What if this is
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  the girl I marry? And then you end up going home.
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  By yourself. Here is Jason Sudeikis on tipping
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  culture. You're tipping at a restaurant. What?
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  Here we go. It's an interesting world to be in.
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  How will you do the math for 12 %? I get too
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  scared to do anything other than 20 % or above.
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  You know what the worst thing is? I wonder if
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  Benny Blunt doesn't get a tip. I think we all
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  know he brings Celine to the tent. When it's
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  an automatic gratuity at 18, because then you're
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  like, how do I even add percentage? All right,
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  there you go, riveting stuff. What is that, the
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  best friends podcast or something? There's so
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  many of these friends, I guess. They're all friends.
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  Everyone's got friends. That's one of the things
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  about being a loudmouth. Is it limits your opportunities
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  for friends? But then you're being an outspoken
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  person. This is for men 30 and up. It's a woman
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  with huge boobs giving us a little pep talk.
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  If he's in his 30s or older, he's held his job
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  for over a year, which is very rare these days.
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  Oh, it is. Two years and running. He has some
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  fire playlists consisting of rock music. I might
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  take that for a test drive. Oh, yeah. The problem
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  is. It was so funny. You know when Spotify released
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  their analytics for the 20th anniversary? You
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  know what song was the most listened to in the
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  10 o 'clock hour? It was on the hotline. You
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  know what's going on in the 10 o 'clock hour?
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  I'm getting laid. Go, Alex, I'm pretty raky.
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  Interesting stuff, Ryan. Cristiano Ronaldo likes
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  a video about FIFA World Cup corruption. Of course
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  there is. It's professional sports. I'm so glad
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  the World Cup's over. This is America. I don't
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  care. This is not a good story right here. Was
• 26:02
  she protecting her daughter or was she making
• 26:03
  a serious mistake? This Tennessee mom's murder
• 26:06
  case is dividing the internet right now. Yeah,
• 26:08
  she looks like just a terrible person. Let me
• 26:11
  break it down for you. Kendra Scott was arrested
• 26:14
  after allegedly shooting and killing a 20 -year
• 26:16
  -old man after finding him hiding under her 13
• 26:19
  -year -old daughter's bed. Kendra's lawyer called
• 26:21
  the situation the worst nightmare of any parent
• 26:23
  of a 13 -year -old girl. Yeah, it's not ideal.
• 26:26
  It all started when her daughter told police
• 26:28
  that she invited Rodarius Morton over around
• 26:31
  1am? Uh, yeah, it's just... There's only one
• 26:36
  way to fix it! Oh, jeez. There you go. When her
• 26:45
  mother Kendra got home, though, she pounded on
• 26:47
  the door, questioning who was in her home. When
• 26:50
  Kendra got inside the room, she allegedly found
• 26:52
  Roderius hiding under her daughter's bed. According
• 26:55
  to the daughter's statement to police, Kendra
• 26:57
  had said in the past that if she sees a boy in
• 26:59
  the house, I will put a hole in his a**. Yeah,
• 27:05
  she wasn't kidding. No, was she? I'm not at all.
• 27:09
  She wasn't kidding. She wasn't messing around.
• 27:13
  Here's what I'm talking about when you get women
• 27:16
  validation. Guys, is your woman texting men that
• 27:20
  you're uncomfortable with? In my previous relationship,
• 27:23
  it was texting women that they went down on.
• 27:28
  When you ask her to stop, she gets defensive.
• 27:32
  Yeah, I'm just texting my friends. They make
• 27:34
  something like their vagina. Listen to my words
• 27:36
  on this, and if you need help breaking toxic
• 27:38
  patterns, my link in e -book is in the bio. Listen.
• 27:41
  That's what they all say. Check out the link
• 27:43
  in the bio. Good for freaking you. Mm -hmm. To
• 27:47
  me. I am listening to you. It's defensive because
• 27:51
  she doesn't want to break the validation and
• 27:53
  attention she's getting from that guy. Oh, yeah.
• 27:56
  She loves him. Mm -hmm. Also, why are we singling
• 28:00
  out guys? I can't be a girl. A dirty girl. She's
• 28:05
  telling you without telling you that that person
• 28:09
  is more important. All right, you gotta be careful.
• 28:13
  But if I, you know, if you're a guy texting all
• 28:15
  my little friends about it, it's bad. I don't
• 28:22
  know why I've been doing this lately. I'm gone.
• 28:25
  But I'm gonna do it for the next two hours. I'll
• 28:31
  stop. Here's a trans man and a woman who's got
• 28:36
  a rocking body. Can't deny. And she talks about
• 28:40
  getting a vasectomy. So I just had a vasectomy.
• 28:43
  No offense. I don't mean this in a mean. That
• 28:46
  is so trans voice. So I just had a vasectomy.
• 28:50
  And yes, I am a transgender woman. Let's talk
• 28:53
  about it. Just finished my vasectomy. That was
• 28:56
  so quick and easy. Yeah, the worst part about
• 28:59
  the vasectomy is you can't really climax for
• 29:01
  a week. So you're standing around. I honestly
• 29:07
  sweated and was in way more pain when I've had
• 29:10
  laser hair removal. All right, telling us a little
• 29:13
  bit too much. Yeah, I get bleached. I mean. Is
• 29:19
  anything sacred anymore? Anything? Ah, clavicular
• 29:24
  ends his relationship with his girlfriend of
• 29:25
  four months named Lily. She spells it the same
• 29:29
  way my cat that died seven years ago did. L -I
• 29:32
  -L -I. Here's Lily. Meow. And clavicular. Okay.
• 29:37
  It's not okay for you to do this to me. Why would
• 29:41
  you do this? Stop. The problem is, you know what
• 29:45
  it is? A lot of these women think that they're
• 29:48
  going to be able to, like, recruit a clavicular.
• 29:50
  Mm -hmm. They think they're going to be able
• 29:54
  to, like, you know, change them. Can you stop?
• 29:57
  I love you. Can you just stop? She's probably
• 30:00
  a good one. He wants one to, like, you know,
• 30:03
  bust downs. No. No. No. Please. I'm not dating
• 30:09
  anymore. Yeah, he got sad when he found out she
• 30:12
  didn't have a penis. Mm -hmm. Hey, baby doll,
• 30:16
  hit me up at 856 -494 -6773. I'll blow you. That
• 30:22
  has been one of my catchphrases this week. I
• 30:24
  don't know where it came from. Mr. Blow. But
• 30:28
  I've been saying it nonetheless. This is a nice
• 30:32
  -ass, hot -ass looking Puerto Rican Latina woman.
• 30:37
  Wearing kind of like a leopard outfit. Take a
• 30:40
  one piece. Here she is talking about dating.
• 30:45
  If we're married, there's no such thing as a
• 30:48
  divorce. If you're tired of me, go lay down for
• 30:51
  a few hours. If you're sick of me, go hang out
• 30:54
  with your friends. I'll be here waiting. But
• 30:58
  there's no divorce. Right. I think you can start
• 31:03
  to tell. Mm -hmm. There's this unhealthy thing
• 31:06
  that happens when I get laid. I feel fulfilled.
• 31:14
  When I don't get laid, starting to get the long,
• 31:18
  you know, grumpiness and I was relaxed. But once
• 31:23
  I get laid. Here's a guy telling us to change
• 31:29
  our mindset. If she don't text you back, don't
• 31:31
  text her again. I agree. I don't like when I
• 31:34
  feel like women do the same where it's like the
• 31:37
  power gets switched. It feels like an even cute,
• 31:42
  you know, even conversation between two adults.
• 31:46
  And then all of a sudden, it feels like they
• 31:51
  did this thing. It's so terrible. God, ghosting
• 31:57
  you. You can say anything you want about the
• 32:04
  boomer generation. They're stupid. They were
• 32:07
  born into money. They ruined everything. They're
• 32:09
  narcissistic. They're fools. They're morons.
• 32:13
  But boy, did that generation know how to dump
• 32:16
  people. Respect your last name. I do respect
• 32:23
  my last name. My last name is full of people
• 32:26
  who served in World War II and the Navy. And
• 32:30
  the Navy. And I'm over here talking about dating.
• 32:34
  Oh, if you're eating dinner right now, or any
• 32:37
  type of food, I would skip over 30 seconds. It
• 32:41
  would give you five seconds to think. You want
• 32:43
  to skip over it? All right, I warned you. Blueface
• 32:48
  found a roach in his baby mama's food. Oh, my
• 32:53
  God. He's like, I'm used to it. That's the most
• 33:07
  Blueface response to a cockroach being in their
• 33:10
  food. And now here's Blueface on the cockroach
• 33:15
  and his girl's food. A woman is being hit with
• 33:24
  a $228 ,000 water bill after inheriting her childhood
• 33:27
  home from her late father. Yeah, it's gotta suck.
• 33:30
  You're excited to get a house. Mmm. And then
• 33:35
  the boomer, like in true fashion, leaves you
• 33:38
  with the bill. The Baltimore home is reportedly
• 33:41
  tied to the only water meter in the neighborhood,
• 33:43
  making this address responsible for the water
• 33:46
  bill for all 37 homes. So the woman has been
• 33:48
  going back and forth with city leaders and DPW
• 33:51
  for months. Oh yeah, she needs a good DP, don't
• 33:54
  I? But was eventually told that the $228 ,000
• 33:56
  bill still needs to get paid. Yeah, yeah, who's
• 34:00
  gonna pay that? Lamar Jackson? Here's Nikki Glaser
• 34:08
  talking about relationships as funny as she is.
• 34:13
  And it's freaking hot as she is and all the things
• 34:17
  that she is. She seems like a little out of work.
• 34:21
  Talk about your boyfriend. Yeah. Chris, you guys
• 34:23
  have been together for over a decade. On and
• 34:26
  off though. If any couples being really honest,
• 34:28
  they would be on and off too. If you could really
• 34:30
  take a break from your husband, you maybe would.
• 34:32
  And we just do. Yeah, I find her hot. But she
• 34:37
  has that comedian thing where it's so wishy -washy.
• 34:42
  I will call for one when I see it's necessary.
• 34:46
  How do you call for one? I just say like, I don't
• 34:48
  want to, you know, do this right now anymore.
• 34:51
  So she kind of gives up on things, bangs at some
• 34:54
  other people, notices those people don't care
• 34:57
  about her as much as her boyfriend or husband.
• 34:58
  And then she goes back. That's all she's doing.
• 35:05
  She's acting like it's some grand scheme she's
• 35:08
  doing. Like she's a genius. It's called sleeping
• 35:11
  around. Welcome. It's just coming. Oh yeah, it's
• 35:17
  so innovative. There is a huge importance of
• 35:22
  sex in marriage. If your partner can go months
• 35:25
  without having sex with you, that is a serious
• 35:28
  sign that they do not love you anymore. I agree.
• 35:31
  I've often said it even yesterday. If you can
• 35:36
  go a while without having sex with your significant
• 35:41
  other, Specifically, if the relationship began
• 35:46
  on a lot of banging, yeah. Then all of a sudden
• 35:52
  it ends, that's a problem. If she was like a
• 35:56
  good girl and like a missionary queen and just
• 35:59
  laid there, yeah, then it's on you for expecting
• 36:04
  more. When somebody truly loves you, they naturally
• 36:09
  desire you, not out of obligation, but from genuine
• 36:13
  attraction and impulse to be close to you. There's
• 36:16
  research that supports it. Studies show that
• 36:18
  sexual frequency is strongly linked to relationship
• 36:22
  satisfaction. Whatever. I'm getting my daddy
• 36:25
  issues. What am I talking about? Like a psychopath.
• 36:37
  Let me turn on the alarm. I have raging daddy
• 36:41
  issues. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. Oh, jeez. There's
• 36:48
  my daddy issues. Oh, jeez. Oh, no. So, I'm Mike
• 36:58
  Gallagher, who works at Sale Media Group, a company
• 37:01
  I write down. I don't really agree with anything
• 37:03
  he says politically, but I think he's one of
• 37:05
  the goats. And I tweeted out, it was an article
• 37:10
  I tweeted out, or it was a video of him talking
• 37:12
  about show prep, and I retweeted and said he's
• 37:14
  one of the most talented people. And he just
• 37:16
  retweeted and said I'm one of the best in the
• 37:18
  game. Now, after my dad died, I found out he
• 37:24
  used to compliment me in public, but just never
• 37:26
  to my face, probably to keep me humble. But yeah,
• 37:29
  my daddy issues alarm is going off. Honestly,
• 37:37
  I don't even need the climax later with a hot
• 37:39
  ass woman. This gave me my dopamine. All right,
• 37:43
  I'll spare you that sound. This show's nonsense.
• 37:51
  What did we talk about yesterday? Because he's
• 37:53
  sharing it on his Twitter to his conservative
• 37:55
  listeners. It's during the 12 o 'clock hour of
• 37:57
  happy hour. What did we talk about yesterday?
• 38:00
  Let me see here. I'm trying to think of what
• 38:03
  he's sharing to his audience. I love Mike Gallagher.
• 38:08
  I love that job. I tried to kill myself two weeks
• 38:11
  before I got that job, so even though it wasn't
• 38:13
  the job for me, I still am grateful for Salem,
• 38:15
  but oh my God. I think about that sometimes.
• 38:20
  I'll see a few listeners I have in Rochester,
• 38:24
  other cities will share my link, and I'm like,
• 38:27
  I wonder what the people are thinking. It's probably
• 38:32
  better I don't know. Probably would be ideal.
• 38:35
  Not to not to know. I can only handle so much
• 38:40
  hate. I know that I run my mouth and I'm pretty
• 38:44
  outspoken. So it comes with the territory. Brittany
• 38:50
  Ratner says she isn't religious anymore. She
• 38:52
  just needed that as a phase. We know. You missed
• 38:57
  being promiscuous. That's what it is. Sorry.
• 39:01
  Fetty Wap is engaged. It's like seven, nine or
• 39:04
  whatever that song was. What do we have here?
• 39:10
  Adult star Tiana Trump talks about having sex
• 39:14
  with Bill Maher. This is how I got hooked up
• 39:16
  with him. Some like porn star had hit me up.
• 39:18
  Apparently he likes this. I'm not going to give
• 39:20
  it away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, Bill Maher.
• 39:23
  Bill Maher loves black girls. Is it Bill Maher?
• 39:26
  I didn't say anything. All right, so it's Bill
• 39:29
  Maher. Yeah, he has like that Jerry Springer
• 39:31
  energy, like paying for a hugger with a check.
• 39:39
  Here's a guy saying no one cares about your mental
• 39:41
  health. Yeah, there's music in the background,
• 39:46
  but yeah, we need to be nice here about mental
• 39:48
  health. And then here's a modern woman from TikTok
• 39:51
  getting dumped. I just got dumped by my boyfriend
• 39:53
  of two years out of absolutely nowhere. Yeah,
• 39:56
  she's a hot -ass woman, too, so, you know, she's
• 39:57
  crazy. We were living together for about six
• 40:00
  months. Yeah, I often said, I know the old traditional
• 40:04
  list. Boomers will say, wait till marriage. No,
• 40:07
  no, no, no. If you want to know, it's going to
• 40:10
  work with a woman. You know, you move in with
• 40:13
  them a week later. You think I'm crazy? Yeah,
• 40:19
  I ruined the relationship, but I was just...
• 40:22
  Expedites the process. And there were absolutely
• 40:30
  no signs. Yeah. There were nothing to notice.
• 40:35
  Nothing at all. I bet there were signs. Today
• 40:40
  on TMZ. Turns out there is one house harder to
• 40:44
  sell than J -Lo's. And that is the house where
• 40:47
  Charles Manson's family murdered Sharon Tate.
• 40:51
  Yeah, I can imagine that house has weird vibes.
• 40:55
  But I also wonder if the house has weird vibes
• 40:57
  because we already know it's a weird house. Like
• 41:01
  if I were to walk into the house, would I know
• 41:04
  murders happened in the house? Or would I just
• 41:08
  think it's another house? and other people. It's
• 41:11
  nothing like the home that was there when the
• 41:13
  Manson murders happened. It's been torn down
• 41:15
  and rebuilt. It's still the same land. The land
• 41:18
  is pretty haunted. People die in pretty much
• 41:20
  every plot of land. This was not just a regular
• 41:22
  death, Harvey. I was going to say that's not
• 41:25
  true, but both my grandpa. And my dad died in
• 41:29
  my childhood house. Anyone who is wondering why
• 41:33
  we started TMZDC, this is exactly why. Because
• 41:37
  there was a huge story on the Hill this week.
• 41:39
  Senator Chuck Schumer farted. Now, I want Iran
• 41:46
  and the NDAA. Jacob was there to get to the bottom
• 41:53
  of it. Senator Jacob with TMZ, did you... It
• 41:56
  just looks like a stupid boomerang. You know
• 42:01
  why it looks like one? Because it is one. Fart
• 42:03
  yesterday on the Senate floor. I was so proud
• 42:05
  of you. You have one moment to... All right,
• 42:07
  there you go. There you go, asking about farts.
• 42:11
  I love TMZ, but it's a movie idiocracy. It's
• 42:14
  time for... Oops! I had that loaded up thinking
• 42:18
  it was Hoppy's Hot Topic, but it was Hoppy's
• 42:20
  inbox. Here we go. Beyonce and Jay -Z are putting
• 42:29
  their love on top at the MetLife Stadium. Yeah,
• 42:32
  I don't have any respect for her. She stated
• 42:35
  with a cheater. Now, to be fair, I'm sure she
• 42:39
  gets her own. But she still stayed on a cheater.
• 42:44
  On July 19th, the couple steps out for the final
• 42:47
  match of the 2026 FIFA World Cup between Argentina
• 42:50
  and Spain in New Jersey. You know what I didn't
• 42:54
  realize? I didn't realize that they were playing.
• 42:58
  Listen, I don't know a thing about the World
• 43:01
  Cup. I thought they were only playing in Los
• 43:04
  Angeles. I watched about a minute of the World
• 43:07
  Cup. I even got invited to World Cup parties.
• 43:10
  I'm not going to have fun. I'm going to sit in
• 43:12
  a corner with my AirPods listening to podcasts.
• 43:15
  Happy Hot Topic! Jennifer Lopez is spectacular.
• 43:21
  Great to my kids. Great ongoing relationship
• 43:23
  with them. I love her kids. They're wonderful.
• 43:25
  Jenny from the Black! she's enormously important
• 43:30
  tremendous person of a lot of integrity and i'm
• 43:34
  grateful we make great choices for our kids because
• 43:36
  we love them so much we got to do the same thing
• 43:38
  for ourselves jennifer lopez and ben affleck
• 43:41
  and staying very close despite their divorce
• 43:44
  and yeah i feel like there's i've noticed it
• 43:50
  in entertainment especially radio you can be
• 43:53
  a terrible person horrible, narcissistic loser.
• 44:00
  But at the same time, you can be a really good
• 44:03
  mom. Mm -hmm. Not going to make your kids into
• 44:07
  kind of brats. I think they're above everybody
• 44:10
  in reconnectism. Yeah, you can do that too. You
• 44:15
  can still be an okay parent. And that's what
• 44:17
  it seems like J -Lo is. Keeping things platonic
• 44:19
  for the sake of their kiddos. That's good. Just
• 44:23
  a bare frickin' minimum. Taylor Frankie Paul
• 44:32
  is breaking her silence following the court filings
• 44:35
  in her ongoing custody case becoming public.
• 44:38
  I've gone through waves of emotions on this case.
• 44:44
  I first began like, oh, she's another dumb woman
• 44:48
  who's very fun and stupid. Then I had a little
• 44:52
  bit of a change of heart where I noticed every
• 44:55
  time she's about to make a comeback on TV, it
• 44:58
  makes me want to come on her back. No, but every
• 45:01
  time I noticed she's going to make a comeback,
• 45:02
  all of a sudden a new video comes out and I'm
• 45:05
  pretty convinced that Dakota, the loser that
• 45:09
  makes all men look bad. I'm pretty sure he just
• 45:12
  keeps releasing it to Harvey. Oh, the videos.
• 45:18
  We know he ain't no saint. He's a dark. Documents
• 45:22
  were leaked showing Utah's Department of Children
• 45:24
  and Family Services had asked a court to find
• 45:26
  that her three children are, quote, abused, neglected,
• 45:30
  or dependent. That's the sad part. You can laugh
• 45:33
  all you want at the tumultuous relationship between
• 45:38
  Taylor Frankie Ball and Dakota, but they have
• 45:43
  kids involved, and that's where the humor kind
• 45:45
  of stops. Happy Hot Topic! Rihanna's looking
• 45:54
  freaking hot. I saw all these comments on freaking
• 45:57
  YouTube. She's dancing to the margarita at the
• 45:59
  World Cup. I saw all these comments on YouTube
• 46:01
  and people are like, or on Twitter. They're like,
• 46:04
  oh, she looks chubby. She had three kids, you
• 46:07
  moron. She's still hot. Rihanna showing us how
• 46:12
  to do one of the most viral dances ever created.
• 46:16
  God, I love Rihanna. I think I've said this before.
• 46:19
  I'll say it again. But I was in fifth grade in
• 46:24
  2005. I could not figure out about like the men
• 46:29
  and women. I mean, I could figure it out. Like
• 46:30
  I wasn't bi, but the album cover with the album,
• 46:35
  if it's loving that you want the CD, which is
• 46:38
  laying down. I used to look at that thing and
• 46:43
  do race side and not even masturbation. I just
• 46:47
  would look at it and be like, I like what I'm
• 46:50
  looking at. There she is dancing to the Hey,
• 46:56
  Rihanna. Get into the Hey, Margarita. Change
• 46:59
  the lyrics. Kelly Clarkson is sharing a very
• 47:02
  TMI bathroom confession on stage. Oh, God. I
• 47:06
  don't know. I know that women take huge dumps.
• 47:13
  And I'm aware that their farts smell bad. It
• 47:15
  is. It's something that you have to accept. You
• 47:21
  always notice it if you're living with a girl.
• 47:25
  You'll notice it like, you have like tacos for
• 47:30
  dinner and then at like 9 p .m. you're watching
• 47:33
  like the latest episode of Euphoria and all of
• 47:35
  a sudden you're like, where's my girl? And they're
• 47:37
  like, they've been gone for seven minutes and
• 47:38
  they're pooping in the toilet. But I still try
• 47:44
  to keep it separate. Meaning, Friggin' Kelly
• 47:48
  Clarkson talking about going to the bathroom.
• 47:51
  While performing in Las Vegas July 18th, Kelly
• 47:54
  jokingly tells the audience she thinks she may
• 47:56
  have contracted Cyclospora, the lettuce -linked
• 47:59
  parasite. Good image of her just... God, no,
• 48:04
  we're trying to clear it up. Disgusting. Happy
• 48:07
  Hot Topic! Angie Casanevas and Sean Trujillo
• 48:12
  are going their separate ways. No! The Real Housewives
• 48:17
  of Salt Lake City star in her... Man, she's a
• 48:19
  hot piece of ass. And he kind of looks like a
• 48:23
  Mormon version of the porn star Johnny Sands.
• 48:28
  Husband of 27 years have called it quits. Yeah,
• 48:33
  he's starting to get into that 25 -year mark.
• 48:35
  It's like, just stay together and do an open
• 48:36
  marriage. Justin Verlander talks about retirement
• 48:39
  plans. Congratulations on tonight. You're just
• 48:41
  on the stage. What was that moment like for you?
• 48:44
  Yeah, it's really weird that I've seen him naked.
• 48:46
  Remember that happening photo where you could
• 48:50
  see Kate Upton's nice rack and then you could
• 48:53
  see him right behind her. And you're kind of
• 48:57
  looking at it like I should probably not be looking
• 49:00
  at this. Very nerve wracking. Happy to get it
• 49:03
  done with. But, you know, more importantly, happy
• 49:05
  to honor Jim. So there's that. There's Justin
• 49:08
  freaking Verlander. That is thing. Being a Justin
• 49:13
  Verlander. Happy Hot Topic! Leon Rimes and Eddie
• 49:24
  Cibrian are getting cozy on their recent vacay.
• 49:27
  They're so cute! On July 14th, the country singer
• 49:33
  shares a glimpse into the couple's recent getaway
• 49:35
  in Arizona, and it includes a snap of them spending
• 49:38
  some time lounging in a hot tub. With the two
• 49:45
  all cuddled up, Leigh -Anne writes in the - Nothing's
• 49:47
  better than when you got your arm around your
• 49:49
  gut on a hot tub. Caption, turns out, a cross
• 49:53
  -country road trip with a horse trailer, a mystery
• 49:56
  tractor -ish thing, far too many bags, and enough
• 49:58
  snacks to cross several countries was always
• 50:01
  going to produce some good footing. I wonder
• 50:05
  how often they're having to clean out that toilet
• 50:07
  of theirs. Happy Hot Topic! I can't play this.
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  It's the game going off on a fan, but they're
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  playing the music in the background. I'm sorry.
• 50:28
  Bye. Groceries and retailers are scrambling to
• 50:33
  pull lettuce potentially linked to that growing
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  cyclospora outbreak that is sickening thousands
• 50:38
  of people nationwide. I'm so against poop. No,
• 50:43
  I'm aware. Everyone poops. That was the worst
• 50:49
  part about working with Rover. That guy loves
• 50:52
  some scatological humor. I'm good, man. Happy
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  Hot Topic! Bunny XO is showing fans that she's
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  rolling into a brand new chapter. Oh, yeah. Just
• 51:08
  months after her split from Jelly Roll, the dumb
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  blonde podcast. I love when they say that. It's
• 51:14
  like when they say the toxic singer by Britney
• 51:16
  Spears because that's one of her songs and she
• 51:18
  is technically toxic. It's a play on words. But
• 51:21
  they don't say the host of the dumb blonde podcast.
• 51:23
  They say the dumb blonde house. Host gave followers
• 51:27
  an unfiltered tour of her stunning new home.
• 51:30
  I see she got a new house. But there's been like
• 51:33
  eight guys in there already. Robbie Williams
• 51:39
  doesn't want anyone feeling concerned for him
• 51:42
  because he's feeling just mint. The singer addressed
• 51:46
  viral speculation after what appeared to be a
• 51:49
  white pill that fell from his mouth during a
• 51:52
  TV interview. If there was a way to describe
• 51:55
  Robbie Williams, which I don't know much about,
• 51:57
  so I'm just assuming it would be that happening.
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  He just seems like a pill. You ever look at somebody
• 52:06
  and you're like, God, you're a pill head. Time
• 52:10
  for Blake Lively News. Pill head. Trouble in
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  the crop, trouble in the crop top She walks in,
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  drama on tap Cherry lip gloss turn like a trap
• 52:35
  Critic card queen in a knock -off bag Smirk so
• 52:38
  sharp, put a rip in the flag Name on the cup,
• 52:40
  spell wrong, she snaps Front row line, but she
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  cut like that Tells three lies just to order
• 52:44
  a drink Winks at your man and she says, you blink?
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  Blink! Lively! It's a sociopathic dance Hands
• 52:52
  in the air, you been through that? Just feel
• 52:56
  your heart, then laugh in your face Then text
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  your best friend from your place. Blake Lively
• 53:03
  is a sociopathic rat. Dance, dance, if you love
• 53:07
  it when the red flags flash. Oh, she's so wrong,
• 53:11
  it's a certified rat. Blake Lively is a sociopathic
• 53:17
  rat. Out of this boys on red Who's up now? Post
• 53:19
  it on her thread Take your hoodie, oh you want
• 53:22
  that bad? Says maybe later, then forget your
• 53:24
  ass Plays nice girl to the camera and skit Then
• 53:26
  flips cribs like a Netflix skit Cheers in the
• 53:28
  club, yeah she staged all that Mascara lines
• 53:30
  like a welcome mat Play it loud! Text your best
• 53:45
  friend from your place. Blake Lively is a sociopathic
• 53:50
  brat. Dance, dance, dance, you love it when the
• 53:53
  red flags flash. She's so wrong, she's a certified
• 53:57
  fat. Blake Lively is a sociopathic brat. Who's
• 54:03
  that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Treat
• 54:07
  you like a tramp. Spin around, point where she
• 54:11
  at. If you spot her in the club, better guard
• 54:12
  your path. Play it loudly! It's a sociopathic
• 54:22
  rap! Oh yeah! Just feel your heart and laugh
• 54:29
  in your face. Then text your best friend from
• 54:33
  your place. Play it loud! Blake Lively is stepping
• 54:55
  out for the World Cup. On Sunday, July 19th,
• 55:03
  the Gossip Girl alum attended the star -studded
• 55:06
  2026 FIFA World Cup Final in Argentina at MetLife
• 55:09
  Stadium, where Spain ultimately defeated Argentina
• 55:11
  1 -0 in extra time. The actress shared a selfie
• 55:15
  from the match to Instagram alongside three of
• 55:17
  her friends, Kendall Glazer, Libby Glazer, and
• 55:20
  Emma Gray, adding a sticker of a soccer ball.
• 55:23
  Lively's outing marks her first public appearance
• 55:25
  since being noticed by her. Hey, you showed your
• 55:28
  face in public. You're still a dummy. Turn it
• 55:37
  up, it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian news, we
• 55:40
  dissect the clime. No filters, no fluff, raw
• 55:43
  truth and wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy speaks, what's
• 55:45
  on his mind? Nepotism's thrown, they sittin'
• 55:48
  in the plush. Built an empire off nothin' but
• 55:51
  the hush. Reality's a script, ain't no realness
• 55:53
  in the cut. Talents on vacation, they just takin'
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  what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal
• 55:58
  demolition. Fake lives, media's worse, addiction,
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  idiocy, cram. It's the brain on snooze, clickbait
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  queens, welcome back. It's the Kardashian News.
• 56:07
  The Kardashian News. Where the truth gets head.
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  I be breaking down the hype. Y 'all beware. Oh,
• 56:12
  yeah. Fake drama, they choose. No talent required.
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  It's Kardashian News. Where the truth gets aired,
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  Hoppy breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake
• 56:23
  stuff, fake lies, fake drama, they choose No
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  talent for quiet, it's Kardashian news Diamond
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  studded lies, sellin' dreams to the broke Gold
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  -plated nothin', society inside jokes Hoppy ain't
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  scared, man, he roastin' them raw Netball babies
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  flexin' like they rewrote the law precision,
• 56:41
  every word's a slice, hypocrisy exposed under
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  studio lights, Instagram filters, they mask the
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  truth, Hoppy's here to school them, welcome to
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  the booth, yeah, Hoppy's got no leash, got no
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  chain, speaking what he feels, never playing
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  a game, no Kardashian can spin his name, on this
• 56:58
  mic he reigns, untamed, Kardashian moves, when
• 57:02
  the truth gets aired, Hoppy breaking down the
• 57:04
  hype, y 'all beware, oh yeah, I speak I'll just.
• 57:24
  All right now. Things are getting even more serious
• 57:38
  between Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton. He
• 57:41
  is plowing us. With an ET source saying Kim feels
• 57:46
  like she's finally met someone who is her equal.
• 57:50
  It's a shot at Kanye, even though he's more talented
• 57:53
  than that dumb broad. Kylie Jenner and Timothee
• 57:57
  Chalamet enjoyed a sporty date night at the World
• 58:00
  Cup. I bet she was like, when's the touchdown?
• 58:05
  On Sunday, July 19th, the couple attended the
• 58:07
  star -studded FIFA World 2026 Cup Final between
• 58:10
  Spain and Argentina at MetLife Stadium, where
• 58:12
  Chalamet brought out the official game ball ahead
• 58:14
  of kickoff. She's like, that's the wrong way
• 58:20
  to hold balls. I'm the authority on balls. Ryan
• 58:38
  Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour will be right back.
• 58:42
  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 58:45
  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
• 58:50
  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 58:53
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 58:56
  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
• 59:00
  it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,
• 59:05
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• 59:07
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  now, you know what I'm sayin'? This here's for
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  young money, young ball for dough And I dig that
• 59:41
  too, let's see how we get there I like it, you
• 59:44
  know I like it, why I love it, why I can't do
• 59:46
  nothin' but it That people keep on comin', I
• 59:49
  can't even run from it, ayy Check me on phone,
• 59:52
  Lamborghini dough, sold out shows All that shit,
• 59:56
  no, because I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin'
• 59:59
  to that money Got my cutty right in front of
• 1:00:15
  me If you wanna talk about money, you ain't saying
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  nothing Twenty -five for the verge, now that's
• 1:00:21
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• 1:00:24
  the Gucci hat Bugs runnin' Jordan's on with the
• 1:00:27
  two -strap Three since a young and never been
• 1:00:30
  on food stamps But I push packs and I can show
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  you where the cool is at Better hundred, nah,
• 1:00:37
  better thousand When I talk, they listen, call
• 1:00:40
  me young talent And I wasn't on Khaled's album
• 1:00:44
  But I'm still a young boss, watch me kept it
• 1:00:47
  loud And more money equals more problems Still
• 1:00:51
  I'm walkin' in the streets like I ain't worried
• 1:00:53
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  Why I love it, why I can't do nothin' but it
• 1:01:02
  That take will keep me comin', I can't even run
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  from it, ayy Debbie on four, Lamborghini dough,
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  sold out show So let she know because I'm gettin',
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  I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that money Yeah,
• 1:01:15
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that
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  money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin'
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  to that money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
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  I'm gettin' to that money Yeah, I'm gettin',
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  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that
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  money Yeah, I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
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  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
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  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
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  I'm gettin', I'm Heels like Samanolo Make the
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• 1:01:53
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• 1:01:56
  throw a brick and hide your hands, boy We will
• 1:01:59
  find you and hide your f***ing boy A lot of cash,
• 1:02:03
  boy, a lot of cash, girl That mean guy, Mr. Newt,
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  and my money and cash, ain't that? Girl, how
• 1:02:09
  they f***ing shout it Did you look for the money?
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  If you're ever looking for me You know I like
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• 1:02:30
  getting to that money, yeah, I'm getting to that
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  ya Bets on the streets, bets on the beats If
• 1:07:40
  you wanna bounce, best bet, report to me My city,
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  Chi -Town, where I pull it down Ain't no limit,
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  droppin' beats bout a pound I falls out a lot,
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  cause you know I call the shots Stackin' paper
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  like them bacon sodas in the pot We got the remix,
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  we got the truth Hey, Beverly! Hey, Goose! Hey,
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  Shawty, let me see you get loose! Hey, let's
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  get it! Papa strong with a meanie. When I'm guilty,
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  then I'm representing my own team. Super ugly
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  with a sack of money, it's a gay to king. I'm
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  driving, I'm just parking lot pippin' Slide up
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  in the club, feeling menace in the 50s So fresh,
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  so clean, I'm smacking at my lip And what it
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  can get some great goose And B .I .P., I'm putting
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  We be good, we be good We be good, we be good
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  We'll be right back. And the mothafucka makin'
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  up words Lookin' like men, I like em' light -skinned
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  Two at a time, now I'm twinning twin -twins With
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  Tony Gray, do like a ray of Seagram's gin Stay
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  I can't walk, I, I, I I can't talk, walkin' from
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  the day to the dawn People all for square, but
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  That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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  That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  In a recent study, people with autism are less
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  likely to have a job and more likely to become
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  and family, having a college education. I have
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  an honorary personality for many years. Always
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink and I appreciate your
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  kindness. Do it like my birthday Do it like my,
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  do it like my, do it like my, do it like my Sagittarius
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  birthday November 27th Do it like that until
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  I, I, I end up in money heaven They be thinkin'
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  they be flamin' and torturin' with the bullshit
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  they handin' out Pull the twist and make a wish
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  and Blow the candles out Blow the candles out
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  Blow the candles out Sagittarius birthday November
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  27th Do it like that until I, I, I end up in
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  money heaven They be thinkin' they be flamin'
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  it's supposed to be there y 'all We'll be right
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  back. We'll be right back. Layin' on gator skin,
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  blowin' trish in the wind, just like Yeah, poppin'
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  those tags, these diesels bustin' the sand Goin'
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  with it when I'm goin' hard to get a gon' man
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  job Models all around me, so I'm buyin' up the
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  bomb I'm a hood star and I'm partin' like a rock
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  star Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday
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  Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday
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  Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday
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  Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday
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  Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday
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  Do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday
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  I do it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts
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  Watchin' these bands except do it in the worst
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  way I'm a winner, mama, I am in the first place
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  Catch me on the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace
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  I'm a animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,
• 1:16:32
  I ain't gonna sleep till it was Thursday Kiss
• 1:16:36
  a shot of Patron and blow a birthday Get a wood
• 1:16:38
  of gin, take a home on Thursday I'm a hurricane,
• 1:16:42
  mama, you can have it your way Watchin' y 'all
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  can do it her way. Homestay room, do not disturb
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  way. That's how I'ma do it when I do it like
• 1:16:52
  my birthday. We'll be right back. Thank you.
• 1:18:30
  Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
• 1:18:32
  the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held
• 1:18:35
  the mic With humor so divine The void left in
• 1:18:38
  our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  speakers, silent thighs But coming to an end
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  Like a rollercoaster stopping Round a river's
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  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind
• 1:18:54
  Now silence louder Than the thoughts we can't
• 1:18:56
  rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour Outro Music And like
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  that, it's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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  poop. I'll kick you in the ass and we'll call
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  it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
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  is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night and God bless America. Doors
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  closing.