Latest / Wellness, Actually with Emily Oster & Perry Wilson, MD / Steve Levitt's Late-Night Panic Google
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- 0:01Speaker 1: This is parent Data. I'm Emily Oster Steve Lovitt. Welcome
- 0:22Speaker 1: to Late Night Panic Google.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Emily, It's always so much fun to
- 0:26Speaker 2: talk with you.
- 0:27Speaker 1: I love it.
- 0:28Speaker 3: Okay, for those of those of the people listening who
- 0:30Speaker 3: are not familiar with your work, I can't imagine there
- 0:33Speaker 3: are any, But how about if you introduce yourself.
- 0:36Speaker 2: So I'm Steve Lovett, and I am a professor of
- 0:38Speaker 2: economics at the University of Chicago, and mostly I'm known
- 0:43Speaker 2: because with Stephen Dubnair, we wrote a book called Freakonomics
- 0:46Speaker 2: many years ago, and we've got the Freakonomics radio podcast,
- 0:50Speaker 2: and I do a podcast called People I Mostly Admire,
- 0:53Speaker 2: which you were a guest on.
- 0:54Speaker 3: I was a guest on, and you are largely responsible
- 0:58Speaker 3: for most of my professal accomplishments. You hired me at Chicago,
- 1:04Speaker 3: and then you also introduced me to my book agent,
- 1:08Speaker 3: which is why I'm here in a kind of securitous way.
- 1:10Speaker 1: So thank you.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad I could play some small role. I
- 1:15Speaker 2: have always felt like you were one of the most
- 1:17Speaker 2: talented people I've ever met in so many dimensions, So
- 1:19Speaker 2: I'm glad things have worked out so well.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Thanks, Steve. Okay, tell us about your kids. What kind
- 1:26Speaker 1: of kids you have?
- 1:28Speaker 2: So I have seven kids. I have four kids who
- 1:31Speaker 2: are now in their twenties, and I have three little
- 1:33Speaker 2: ones who are seven, six, and two, and mostly they're
- 1:38Speaker 2: pretty tough kids.
- 1:40Speaker 3: That's so many more children than I have, and you.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Were smart to stop. I think if I could do
- 1:48Speaker 2: it over, I would have a few. I would have
- 1:50Speaker 2: fewer kids.
- 1:51Speaker 1: It's hard to pick the ones you don't want, though,
- 1:52Speaker 1: you know. So what's it like before we get.
- 1:56Speaker 3: Into late that panicogle, how was it to kind of
- 1:59Speaker 3: restart a bit with younger kids after having the big ones?
- 2:02Speaker 2: You know, I really thought, my god, I really blew
- 2:06Speaker 2: it the first time around with the kids. I didn't
- 2:08Speaker 2: know what I was doing. I was too busy, And
- 2:11Speaker 2: now I get it really a rare second chance to
- 2:14Speaker 2: really start over. But with all of the knowledge of
- 2:16Speaker 2: having raised four children, and I would say I literally
- 2:20Speaker 2: made every single same mistake I made the first time around,
- 2:23Speaker 2: and I couldn't remember anything. I think the problem was
- 2:26Speaker 2: I was so sleep deprived with the first four kids
- 2:29Speaker 2: that I couldn't remember what the mistakes were until I
- 2:32Speaker 2: made them. And they're like, my god, wait, why did
- 2:34Speaker 2: I do that? That's what I did with the first four.
- 2:37Speaker 2: So it's really been in many ways being completely candid disappointing.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Disappointing from the sense of I really expected that I
- 2:45Speaker 2: would be an amazing dad the second time around, and
- 2:48Speaker 2: I ended up being completely mediocre, just like I was
- 2:50Speaker 2: the first time.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, Steve, So what's your late night panic? Google?
- 2:56Speaker 2: So I one of my daughters, Sophie, was at eighteen
- 3:00Speaker 2: months old, and as we were changing her diaper, when
- 3:04Speaker 2: we looked inside it, there was an enormous worm. I
- 3:09Speaker 2: mean we're not talking small worm. We're talking about at
- 3:11Speaker 2: least six inches long. Basically it looked like an earthworm.
- 3:15Speaker 2: And it was in her poop, in her diaper.
- 3:17Speaker 1: In wait, so, just I'm sorry, can we paint? Is
- 3:19Speaker 1: it inside the poop?
- 3:20Speaker 3: So it's obviously it hasn't just like crawled in there
- 3:22Speaker 3: from somewhere else.
- 3:23Speaker 2: No, it's clearly part of the embedded in it. Part
- 3:25Speaker 2: of it clearly came out of her body.
- 3:28Speaker 4: OK.
- 3:29Speaker 2: So what do you do? Well, I put it, So
- 3:35Speaker 2: what do you do?
- 3:35Speaker 4: So?
- 3:35Speaker 2: I first I took pictures, which I still have, and
- 3:38Speaker 2: if your audience is interested, maybe you want to post
- 3:40Speaker 2: them as well.
- 3:41Speaker 1: My audience is not interested.
- 3:43Speaker 2: And then we took the poop and the worm and
- 3:47Speaker 2: we went to our pediatrician. And the pediatricians reaction is
- 3:51Speaker 2: one that I have come to be very familiar with
- 3:53Speaker 2: in medicine. Whenever you delivered to them a problem that
- 3:57Speaker 2: they have not seen before, they are lighted. They take
- 4:01Speaker 2: incredible joy in the idea that there's some kind of
- 4:04Speaker 2: suffering that you're going through that they have not observed
- 4:07Speaker 2: other people suffering before. And the twinkle in her eye
- 4:11Speaker 2: was really something on the over because the thing.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Is, they see worms all the time, but usually they're
- 4:15Speaker 3: very small like pinworms, which we've discussed many times on
- 4:18Speaker 3: this podcast, are very common.
- 4:21Speaker 1: But this isn't a usual this is unusual worm. Yeah.
- 4:24Speaker 2: So this was at the University of Chicago, so I
- 4:27Speaker 2: expected rightfully that we should get excellent care. So they
- 4:31Speaker 2: took the worm away and the diaper and they sent
- 4:34Speaker 2: it to their specialist in worms and infectious diseases. And
- 4:40Speaker 2: a few days later I get a phone call from
- 4:42Speaker 2: the pediatrician and she says, we know what it is.
- 4:45Speaker 2: I said, what is it? She says, it's an earthworm?
- 4:52Speaker 1: Your kid ate an earthworm.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't. I was a little bit surprised. So
- 4:57Speaker 2: I said, how do you think the earthworm got into
- 5:02Speaker 2: her body? And she said, well, was she eating dirt?
- 5:07Speaker 2: And I said, no, she wasn't eating dirt. But just
- 5:10Speaker 2: to continue this theme, let's say she was eating dirt.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Do you think she ate a six inch earthworm? Or
- 5:16Speaker 2: do you think she ate a little baby earthworm? And
- 5:18Speaker 2: then the earthworm grew inside her stomach? And the woman
- 5:23Speaker 2: said could be either one, and I.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Said no, he could not be either one.
- 5:29Speaker 2: So I said, I don't really know much about earthworms,
- 5:34Speaker 2: but I do know that birds eat worms, and so
- 5:38Speaker 2: birds are able to just worms. I don't really have
- 5:40Speaker 2: the feeling like the human intestine is a particularly friendly
- 5:46Speaker 2: environment for earthworms. Do you think? She said it's an earthworm?
- 5:52Speaker 2: And I said, okay, what should we do about it?
- 5:57Speaker 2: And she said, try to keep your child from eat dirt.
- 6:01Speaker 2: So I literally went to Google. I'm not a physician,
- 6:05Speaker 2: but I do know how to Google, and I typed
- 6:08Speaker 2: in baby poop earthworm, okay, and the first thing that
- 6:12Speaker 2: pops up is a picture of the first thing that
- 6:15Speaker 2: pops up is something called askris. So I click on
- 6:20Speaker 2: it and it says Askris is a worm that infects
- 6:25Speaker 2: one billion people worldwide. Now I haven't mentioned yet that
- 6:28Speaker 2: my daughter Sophie was adopted from China and she grew
- 6:31Speaker 2: up in World China. She had been there for most
- 6:33Speaker 2: of her life. And this is something like twenty percent
- 6:37Speaker 2: of the Chinese population is infected with asgris. And then
- 6:40Speaker 2: you look at the picture and it looks almost exactly
- 6:44Speaker 2: like an earthworm. So I called up my pediatrician and
- 6:47Speaker 2: I said, hey, can you google askris because I think
- 6:53Speaker 2: that maybe it wasn't an earthworm. And she said, she
- 6:58Speaker 2: writes down Askris. She says, okay, well go back to
- 7:00Speaker 2: the expert and I'll let you know. So she called
- 7:03Speaker 2: me back two days later. She said, I talked to
- 7:04Speaker 2: the expert. It was definitely in earthworm and I said
- 7:11Speaker 2: I would like it back and she said what are
- 7:13Speaker 2: you talking about.
- 7:13Speaker 1: He said, I would like it back. Yeah, I'm coming
- 7:16Speaker 1: to get my earth yeah.
- 7:17Speaker 2: And she said and she said, well what do you mean.
- 7:21Speaker 2: I said, well, I want it back and she said, well,
- 7:24Speaker 2: we don't have it. I said, well, then, how can
- 7:26Speaker 2: your expert be so sure it's not askris if you
- 7:29Speaker 2: already threw it out. How do you go back and
- 7:31Speaker 2: confirm anyway it was? It became quite contentious, and so
- 7:39Speaker 2: what I did is continuing my use of Google. I
- 7:43Speaker 2: googled treatment for Asgarris and it said exactly what dose
- 7:47Speaker 2: of what particular anti worm thing you needed. So I
- 7:50Speaker 2: called up my father, who's a doctor, and I said, hey, Dad,
- 7:55Speaker 2: Sophie has asked Ris. Can you prescribe me to this drug?
- 7:58Speaker 2: He said sure, and I went to Walgreens, I picked
- 8:01Speaker 2: it up, we gave it to Selvie, and I'm happy
- 8:03Speaker 2: to say there have been no more earthworms for the
- 8:07Speaker 2: next twenty years of Selvie's life.
- 8:08Speaker 1: I have some follow up questions.
- 8:11Speaker 3: Did you call the pediatrician back to explain that they
- 8:15Speaker 3: were wrong or did you just let it go?
- 8:17Speaker 2: I just let it go. I mean it was completely hopeless.
- 8:20Speaker 2: I mean any reasonable person would first of all, not
- 8:24Speaker 2: have called that an earthworm. And what's really scary to me.
- 8:26Speaker 2: So I can understand the pediatrician has a lot of
- 8:28Speaker 2: things on her mind and she wouldn't know but that
- 8:30Speaker 2: she actually at least claimed to have sent this to
- 8:33Speaker 2: the infectious disease expert at the University of oh.
- 8:36Speaker 1: So you're you think she didn't send it at all
- 8:39Speaker 1: in the first place.
- 8:40Speaker 2: No, I think she did. And I think whoever whoever's
- 8:44Speaker 2: masquerading as an infectious disease specialist at the University of
- 8:48Speaker 2: Chicago must not run into ask Ris very often because
- 8:53Speaker 2: they don't see people from China. I don't know, but
- 8:56Speaker 2: it was really amazing. I mean, it did look like
- 8:59Speaker 2: an earthworm. So honestly, if you were a complete idiot,
- 9:03Speaker 2: you would have said, it's an earworm.
- 9:04Speaker 3: But let me push back on that, although I of
- 9:08Speaker 3: course would have behaved exactly like you did.
- 9:10Speaker 1: But the if, like, let's say you were a good.
- 9:13Speaker 3: Baysian, right, you might have thought that unless you knew
- 9:19Speaker 3: that she was from China. Maybe when you typically see
- 9:24Speaker 3: a large worm earthworm in a kid's poop, it is
- 9:26Speaker 3: that they ate an earthworm, not that it grew in
- 9:28Speaker 3: their stomach, which is a ridiculous idea.
- 9:30Speaker 2: But as far as I can tell, there has never
- 9:32Speaker 2: been an earthworm coming out in a human way. I'm
- 9:35Speaker 2: not sure that it makes sense.
- 9:36Speaker 1: You you probably digest it, right, Yeah.
- 9:39Speaker 2: This thing was and and this thing it's it was solid.
- 9:43Speaker 2: It wasn't like it was a I mean, can you
- 9:48Speaker 2: imagine an eighteen month old sucking down a six inch
- 9:53Speaker 2: wriggling worm. I mean it's crazy.
- 9:55Speaker 1: I mean it, no, it is.
- 9:57Speaker 4: It's a ridiculous idea, although not as ridiculous as the
- 9:59Speaker 4: idea that human intestine is a good place to grow earthworms,
- 10:03Speaker 4: which is like a bit like they tell you don't
- 10:04Speaker 4: swallow the watermelon seed, like you'd never know find that.
- 10:10Speaker 3: That's an amazing that's an amazing story. Did you do
- 10:14Speaker 3: you think there's some deep lesson you learned.
- 10:17Speaker 1: There other other from about Google or anything.
- 10:21Speaker 2: I mean I didn't learn it there because I already
- 10:23Speaker 2: knew it, which is that if you have anything weird
- 10:28Speaker 2: going on health wise, within about a half an hour,
- 10:33Speaker 2: you can know more about it than your your general
- 10:37Speaker 2: practitioner does. It's just doctors know about stuff they see
- 10:42Speaker 2: all the time. They know almost nothing about rare things.
- 10:45Speaker 2: So if you the risk of Google is you convince
- 10:48Speaker 2: yourself you have some the ring which is going to
- 10:50Speaker 2: kill you, which you don't have. But if you literally
- 10:52Speaker 2: know you have, if you have the worm in your hand,
- 10:56Speaker 2: and then you discovered that a billion other people have
- 10:59Speaker 2: the same worm, then you can take solace in the
- 11:01Speaker 2: fact that it's not weird. In China. It's only weird here.
- 11:06Speaker 2: So I did learn that in the modern world you
- 11:10Speaker 2: should as a patient you have to self advocate. You
- 11:15Speaker 2: have to know as much as possible when you go
- 11:17Speaker 2: in there. If I had gone in there and said, hey,
- 11:20Speaker 2: my daughter has Askris here it is, I doubt they
- 11:24Speaker 2: would have come back with the diagnosis of earthworm, because
- 11:28Speaker 2: they would have googled Askris, what is Askris, and then
- 11:31Speaker 2: they would have realized that I had already made the diagnosis.
- 11:35Speaker 2: I never the other thing I well, I wouldn't say
- 11:38Speaker 2: I learned it, But the other thing I did is
- 11:41Speaker 2: I got a new doctor. And I think once you
- 11:43Speaker 2: find out that your doctor is completely and utterly incompetent,
- 11:48Speaker 2: and not only incompetent, but uninterested in updating their views
- 11:52Speaker 2: in the phase of evidence which is overwhelming, then you
- 11:54Speaker 2: have got to give yourself a new doctor as quickly
- 11:57Speaker 2: as possible.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Steve, this was a delight. Thank you for sharing.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Good. I'm always I'm always excited to talk about worms
- 12:06Speaker 2: inside of people's bodies too.
- 12:08Speaker 3: This is actually the second, the second late I panic
- 12:10Speaker 3: Google that focuses on worms so well, it's like a
- 12:14Speaker 3: it's a mini series poop Worms poop worms and panic.
- 12:20Speaker 3: That would be that we should that's a good band name.
- 12:22Speaker 1: We should consider that.
- 12:23Speaker 2: I like that.
- 12:24Speaker 1: Thanks Steve, Thank you Elli,