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Comfort Dogs · The M&M Experience

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  Speaker 1: Well, it's one of my pet peeves. I always get
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  Speaker 1: a kick out of flying. And see some lady with
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  Speaker 1: a little with a little pocket dog, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: a little tiny and it's a service talk. They go
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  Speaker 1: get a they get a vest. It's a service animal, right,
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  Speaker 1: and it's Fife the poodle or the little Pomeranian. So
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  Speaker 1: there's a woman named Margaret. I think her name is
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  Speaker 1: Margaret Feld. She's the heiress. She's the heiress, Sir Karen Feld.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me to the Ringling Brothers Barnum Valley.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Do you recognize the name?
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  Speaker 3: I always remember on the program sitting there at the circus,
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  Speaker 3: it was the Barnum and Bailey, but there was the
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  Speaker 3: Feld family name that was part of that from the game.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Well, her dad owned it. So she's an heiress
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  Speaker 1: and she lives now in New York and she's fifty
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  Speaker 1: seven years old. And she's also some kind of journalist,
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  Speaker 1: well a ritchie. Manhattan arch Club ub has banned her
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  Speaker 1: because she won't put diapers on her so called service dogs.
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  Speaker 1: They're these two little yappy little they're little small breed pooches,
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  Speaker 1: Mango and Benye, and she drags them everywhere and you
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  Speaker 1: know why she and you know why she takes Mango
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  Speaker 1: and Benye to all of her events with her. Why
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  Speaker 1: because it helps her with her PTSD. Now she's got PTSD,
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  Speaker 1: probably not as much as I do, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: she wants to bring her dogs with her. And people
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  Speaker 1: do this on airplanes. It's the biggest scam alive. It's
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  Speaker 1: the biggest on planes. And you know why they do
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  Speaker 1: it on planes because they don't want to pay the fee,
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  Speaker 1: because it because normally you got to pay a like
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  Speaker 1: a maybe a two hundred dollars fee to take the
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  Speaker 1: plane the dog with you on the plane. You got
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  Speaker 1: to put them in a crate maybe. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what all the rigamarole is. Well, they say, forget that.
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  Speaker 1: Let me pretend that Mango and Benye are my service
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  Speaker 1: animals because I need to be comforted when I'm flying.
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  Speaker 1: So she evidently is claiming that she has needs to
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  Speaker 1: be comforted and and and assuaged when she goes into
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  Speaker 1: the National Arts Club in Ritchie Gramercy Park, New York.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm sure that just brings back memories of Vietnam
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  Speaker 1: or something for her. You know, she's hearing the bombs
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  Speaker 1: go off in the background and Mango and Bennet are
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  Speaker 1: dropping a Tutsi roll on an expensive carpet while the
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  Speaker 1: b takes place. That literally, Mark, that's the point. They're
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  Speaker 1: not only pooping but peing all over the place. They're saying,
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  Speaker 1: you got to put diapers on them.
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  Speaker 2: She won't.
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  Speaker 1: How dare you you think I'm going to put a
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  Speaker 1: diaper on Mango and Bennet so so so benyet ain't
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  Speaker 1: wearing any diapers. So Bennye gets to just do number
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  Speaker 1: two all over the place and they're like, sorry, you're
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  Speaker 1: you're you're fouling up the place. You don't put diapers on.
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  Speaker 1: So now she's suing them, claiming she's being discriminated against
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  Speaker 1: for her PTSD and her need. So the service animal
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  Speaker 1: thing just makes me crazy. Mark, you know what, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I now have to do because it's what
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  Speaker 1: we do. And this might be the entire podcast today.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure, eminem extra, because that's which it's when
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  Speaker 3: we go to things that are extra. Yes, I completely
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  Speaker 3: share your view of the ridiculousness of this is the
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  Speaker 3: entire phenomenon ridiculous. I know in two ways. If there's
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  Speaker 3: some veteran of desert storm. Who's got a German Shepherd?
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  Speaker 3: Who is he real? PTSD bingo? Absolutely, you bet, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 3: the presence of an It's funny, there's a different I
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  Speaker 3: think the airlines have done away with the support animal,
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  Speaker 3: the support peacock, the support Gerbil, the support Yorky. It's
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  Speaker 3: got to be an actual certifiable service dog, which is
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  Speaker 3: hard to imagine.
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  Speaker 2: How a five pound Shihuahua.
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  Speaker 1: Can I shit all the time? Mark, they haven't done
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  Speaker 1: away with it. People are getting on planes all the time.
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  Speaker 1: They've got a little tiny, little three pound, little yappy,
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  Speaker 1: little you know, cute little dogs that have these little
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  Speaker 1: cute little vests service dog. Don't pet. Don't worry. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: gonna pet that thing. We're not petting your dog. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: You keep your dog on your left. But it's like
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  Speaker 1: this whole scale. It's like people that have handicap parking
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  Speaker 1: tickets placards in their car and they're not handicapped. Look,
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  Speaker 1: people that get on the plane early. I joke about limping.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really do that. I joke that I would,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't. But but you see the line now
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  Speaker 1: Delta maybe American too, They say all right for anybody
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  Speaker 1: needs a little extra assistance, a little extra time, like
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  Speaker 1: some people like, yeah, example, I need extra time. I
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  Speaker 1: need extra time, Hey, I need extra time. Forget it,
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  Speaker 1: I got a disability. And guess what you know what
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  Speaker 1: that means to frequent flyers, We know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: You get on early, you get the overhead bin space exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what it is. It's a fight for the
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  Speaker 1: overhead bin space because if you don't get on early enough,
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  Speaker 1: you got to go back to row thirty seven to
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  Speaker 1: put your overhead bag and you're in row six and.
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  Speaker 2: That's and that's fun. When you're getting off the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nobody wants to let you go. Nobody wants
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  Speaker 1: to let you go back there and get your bag.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: Additional public service announcement made necessary by this delicious tirade
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  Speaker 3: we're on. If you ever are in a parking lot
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  Speaker 3: and see somebody roll into a handicapped spot and they've
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  Speaker 3: got the placard or the plate, and they get out
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  Speaker 3: and walk into the store and you look at them
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  Speaker 3: and go, hey, dude, you're not dragging a leg. What's
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  Speaker 3: your thing? And you might be tempted to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's a phony plucard, I'm gonna take you down.
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  Speaker 3: They're all kinds of disabilities, all kinds of things that
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  Speaker 3: I don't necessarily involve a bumdany It could be a
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  Speaker 3: heart condition that's recent surgery where you just can't walk
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  Speaker 3: five hundred feet from the back forty when.
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  Speaker 1: I get it, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: You judge somebody who gets out of a handicapped no, no,
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  Speaker 3: no and seems to walk normally because it's not always
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  Speaker 3: a visible thing.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the beauty for the scammers that they know
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  Speaker 1: they won't be challenged because of what you just said.
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  Speaker 1: So they say, nobody's going to Who's going to challenge
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  Speaker 1: the person I'd like to challenge? Challenge the people that
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  Speaker 1: line up for twenty people deep on an air at
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  Speaker 1: the gate when they say if you need a little
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  Speaker 1: extra time, why do you need a little extra time?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and you could see the look on their
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  Speaker 1: faces are like, well, I'm going to take advantage of this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting on. So anyway, people just take advantage and
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  Speaker 1: we'll see if the lady winds.
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  Speaker 2: Up ather sub thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The dogs in our midst, okay, dogs in our midst.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sensing whether it's a plane or a restaurant or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: They're just a lot more pooches around in American public spaces.
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  Speaker 3: I tend to be pretty okay with this. If a
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  Speaker 3: restaurant says, hey, we're dog friendly, great, I do wonder
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  Speaker 3: if you got a big old golden retriever there at
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  Speaker 3: the tavern. You're sitting there for three hours, you know,
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  Speaker 3: where does you know, Billy take a dumper when it's
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  Speaker 3: time to do that? They're in a public space. I
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  Speaker 3: remember when I was in high school, our French club
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  Speaker 3: went to France. So it's nineteen which makes sense. It's
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  Speaker 3: nineteen seventy four, and we're sitting around in some Parisian
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  Speaker 3: restaurant and my friend nudges being goes, dude, look over there,
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  Speaker 3: and I looked over the sad what there's a dog
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  Speaker 3: sitting at this table with this guy, And it was
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  Speaker 3: guy had a standard poodle up there, and it was
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  Speaker 3: as natural, and nobody thought of it, and we thought
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  Speaker 3: that was the strangest thing we had ever seen. Now
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  Speaker 3: more commonplace.
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  Speaker 2: Is that good? Or has it gotten out of control?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't notice it. I go out to
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  Speaker 1: eat all the time, as you know, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: really notice a lot of animals. Maybe it's a Florida thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't, I don't. I know. New
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  Speaker 1: York is a big, you know, dog area, dogs everywhere
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  Speaker 1: and their veries. They take all that very seriously. You
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  Speaker 1: better curb your dog or you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just I love dogs and I love them. My
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  Speaker 1: dog got from the beginning, you bet, but don't, but
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  Speaker 1: don't don't take advantage of Never taken my dog to
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  Speaker 1: a stupid restaurant. Never never, never, never. And there are
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  Speaker 1: people that think they got to take their dog everywhere
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  Speaker 1: with them just because. And then and then the pretend
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  Speaker 1: that you've got PTSD or you've got some mental, you know, disability,
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  Speaker 1: just so you can get the excuse. But did you
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  Speaker 1: see President Trump? And I'm gonna quote Brianna more on
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  Speaker 1: X I think I can say this on the Radiouno.
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  Speaker 1: President Trump is starting off his Friday morning by opening
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  Speaker 1: a can of whoop ass on Senator John Cornyan. Cornan
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  Speaker 1: is now Cornn's going after Trump and Todd Blanche over
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  Speaker 1: the victims of Joe Biden's weaponized federal government paying them
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  Speaker 1: off the weaponization fund. Trump this morning seven o three
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  Speaker 1: am John Cornan never had a problem with the so
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  Speaker 1: called fund which will not benefit me, but rather the
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  Speaker 1: great American patriots who were hunted down like dogs and
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  Speaker 1: whose lives were unfairly and illegally destroyed by crooked Joe
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  Speaker 1: Biden until after I decided to endorse and support his
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  Speaker 1: Republican primary opponent in Texas, who easily won the nomination.
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps there has never been a group of people treated
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  Speaker 1: so badly in our nation's history. They are suffering still,
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  Speaker 1: many ruined, and I felt that they should be given
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  Speaker 1: compensation for what's been done to them. I gave up
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  Speaker 1: any payments for myself which would have been substantial, including
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  Speaker 1: for the illegal and unprecedented rate on mar A Lago,
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  Speaker 1: my home and floor, even though many legal experts and others,
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  Speaker 1: including John Cornyan, said it was a shocking and disgusting
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  Speaker 1: display of weaponization against me. Such an event has never
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  Speaker 1: happened before, hopefully will never happen again. I will always
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  Speaker 1: feel that the victims of government abuse should be paid
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  Speaker 1: back for what they were forced to endure.
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  Speaker 3: And none of this is tax famility. This is from
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  Speaker 3: a settlement in a court case. None of this is
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  Speaker 3: like your taxpayer money and taxa right Florida, Indiana, going
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: to the anti weapon.
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  Speaker 1: He goes on to say, millions of people agree with me,
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  Speaker 1: as was proven by my landslide presidential win where this
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  Speaker 1: was a major subject of debate, and so did John
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  Speaker 1: Cornyan until he lost his election to an opponent that
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  Speaker 1: I endorsed, Todd Blanche a good man. Should be immediately
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  Speaker 1: approved as US Attorney general. Thank you for your attention
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  Speaker 1: to this matter, President Donald J. Trump. You know the
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: the Tom Tillis's, and yes, the John Cornyns of the
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: world turn my stomach. You just sail off into the sunset.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: You got beat, so can you. But you know Mark
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  Speaker 1: that John Cornyn seems to have the mindset well on
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: the way out. I'm gonna burn it all down. I'm
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: gonna burn it all down. I'm gonna block everything I
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: can now proving that he is who we thought he was,
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: as you've pointed out, Frankly, you've interviewed him many times.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: But these guys are disgusting, and we got and and look,
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: we got these mid terms coming and they're not helping
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: at all. The Democrats are imploding. Last night on TV,
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  Speaker 1: Adam Schiff admitted when they were saying, are you sure
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: the DSA is part of you know what the Democrats are.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: We're a big tent. Yeah, I like our big tent.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: There's no daylight now between the Democrat establishment and these
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: lunatic radicals on the left. James Talarico.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: Their membership grows, their their fundraising grows. Yeah, their primary
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: victories grow. Didn't mean to interrupt.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: That's a right tall. Rico up by three in the
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  Speaker 1: latest poll overpacks.
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  Speaker 3: Which is stupid, Which is just so stupid and shows
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: it shows Gina Hosa, Greg Abbott's opponent pretty well neck
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  Speaker 3: and neck with him too. These people are high. These
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: these polls are stupid. I'm going to push reflect what reality.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you the Ben Dominich push pushback
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  Speaker 1: for whatever it's worth. Ben ben Dominis posted today not
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  Speaker 1: literally to the Mark Davises of the world, but he says,
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: to the Mark Davises of the world who say they're
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: that these Poles are crazy. Ben says, I've been to
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Texas seven out of the late last eight months. Yeah,
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: I know, Ben to Texas.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations been.
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  Speaker 1: But people who think these Poles are crazy aren't paying attention,
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: he claims, I mean, can Talla Rica win.
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  Speaker 2: Well, No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: And it's funny when I when I talk ok basy,
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  Speaker 3: I don't mean fifteen points wrong. Is it possible the
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: Abbott could only win by five? Is it possible that
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Paxton could only win by four, five or six? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: which wouldn't make them so horribly wrong? But this neck
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  Speaker 3: and neck or tall Ico with a one or two
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  Speaker 3: point er win, It's just.
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  Speaker 1: Did you make such a prediction of the Did you
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: make such a prediction of these other DSA candidates who
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  Speaker 1: have won?
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  Speaker 2: I mean Mark didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't in the in the the the polymarket prediction
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: racket for that, right. I just sort of let the
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: game come to me. I'll watch it happen. My eyes
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: bugged out and said, wow, this is real. This is
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  Speaker 3: not something the Democrats can sneeze at or dismiss.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: Well, is it something that the Republicans can sneeze at
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: or dismiss? I mean, you're you dismiss it? You say
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  Speaker 1: there's no way, and I'm that taller Rico can win.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely no way. Okay, I'm worried about it. I'm worried
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  Speaker 1: about your confidence.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not okay, But here's the thing, there's a difference
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  Speaker 3: between I'm not I'm not resting on Laurels. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: taking back and going we got this thing by ten.
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  Speaker 3: My prediction is that Tallarico will come within a certain range.
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  Speaker 3: It won't be two like Beto did with Ted Cruz,
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  Speaker 3: but that Paxton will ultimately prevail because Conservatives will rise up.
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  Speaker 3: We will show up Senator Cornyn and his butt hurt legions,
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  Speaker 3: enough of them will wake up and pull their heads
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  Speaker 3: out that Paxton will indeed win.
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  Speaker 2: An abbot is absolutely going to win.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, gosh, I hope you're right. I hope and pray
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  Speaker 1: you're right him. Look, I don't recognize the Democrats anymore,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you I won't recognize Texas anymore if
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  Speaker 1: this guy wins. If they're going to put that guy
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  Speaker 1: ahead of Paxton, and I look, I'm willing to admit
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: Paxton ain't exactly the perfect candidate. I get it, But
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, Talla Rico, this guy, he's six Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Jesus non binary? All this well, it's just
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: a how about renting the pickup truck to show that
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  Speaker 1: I'm a manly man?
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  Speaker 3: How embarrassing He's got one of the little Chevy Colorado's
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  Speaker 3: or something which is find a lovely truck, but they
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  Speaker 3: rented like a big Dodge Ram to make him look
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  Speaker 3: he needed.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: He needed to rent a Prius or all that that
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: had been on brand. I Love you see on the
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  Speaker 1: podcast