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BDM: "Nevah Evah!" and RHOM: "Larsa Shut Your Mouth!" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hello, everybody, welcome back.
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  It's Tuesday. Today is a doubleheader. We've got Miami, we have
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  below deck med And just so you know, this Miami recap is the one
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  from last week. Eleven twenty nine is when this aired. The new one's
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  gonna come out in a couple days, so I don't want you to be
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  confused. What did I miss a Miami last night? No, you didn't.
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  It's just that you know, here at Drama Darling, we are trying
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  to you know, incorporate as many shows as we possibly can, and sometimes
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  that means are you kidding me? Right now? We have to like squeeze
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  in saw I'm here and there like it's insane. Get down from there,
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  Mauricio, Angela Quintana is here to do a had her with Moa. Hi
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  Angela, Hi, Darling, Hello Darlings. Hello, happy to be here.
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  I'm so happy that you're here, and I'm so glad you finally got
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  to meet Emily and Deanna, whom you did not know. I know.
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  That was such a fun night. It was a great night. So we
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  did not get to try Mamma's bear cheers. We didn't. This is the
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  rough truth and if you want to know the entire story, we talked about
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  an on Patreon yesterday. But the bottom line is is that Jackson's was close
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  to a private event and we did not know that I had been in touch
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  with Jackson. You know, he's a busy guy. And you know what,
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  Brittany's busy. I got decorating. I gotta do all this stuff at
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  Hope. I got I got to Hope good, Yeah, I got I
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  got step to do. So she doesn't know what the schedule is over at
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  Jacksonson Studio City, So how would she know? But well, it's not
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  called jackson It's called Jackson's. And the bottom line is, yes, has
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  no idea what's going on. Well, he didn't know, but he did.
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  Defense he apologized to me over a message because I am so sorry.
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  I did not realize that. I found out later and then he said,
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  I posted it on my stories, but by then it was too late because
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  I wasn't looking at his stories between the time of you know, earlier that
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  day. But but look, it looked super cute from what we saw before
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  the bouncer bounced us the hell out. You know, I can say we
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  got bounced from Jackson's. We got bounced from Jackson's. Right, I've been
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  bounced from better places than this. So we didn't make it into Jackson's.
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  Sorry, guys, maybe another time. Yeah, we'll have to. We
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  have to now. Yeah, we're gonna we owe it to the darlings.
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  Yeah, we do. You know. We went over to Rocos and had
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  a couple yeah there, but then we moved down with our lives. But
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  Firefly, the restaurant we went to before, was so good. Oh my
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  god, so good. It's not a hashtag add pressure of the prefix,
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  yeah, prefixed. So good. But also I will say Roccos is kind
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  of vander Pump adjacent because it's owned by Lance What Oh I didn't realize that
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  unless because he has Rocos we hoo and this is this was like the same
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  branding and everything, right that is another Rockos assuming Yeah, yeah, oh
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  my gosh, how about that. So we were we still kind of kept
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  we were in the family. But yeah, that's a great location. Again
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  it is yesterday in the podcast. Like his location Jackson's is fantastic. I
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  mean I feel like, yeah, anything of Ventura in that area, so
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  for him to just pop it right up and start locking it in. I
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  mean, you know what I mean, Like it's even open since May,
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  and like Jamie said, it is kind of in a parking lot. It
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  is kind of in a parking lot, like I mean, at least when
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  we passed, because we didn't get and and I even get as close as
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  you did. But I do remember before it opened, Dan and I were
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  coming back from something in the valley and we had to turn on Ventura and
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  I was like, oh my god, that's it was like coming soon,
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  Jackson whatever, and it looked I was just like, that looks just like
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  a vacant lot, Like it was weird in the light and inside of the
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  restaurant, just the whole thing that was like blocked off. And then it
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  was. It wasn't long after that that I feel like I sent you the
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  TikTok that I was like, we got a sneak peek into Jock. I
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  literally just like holding his phone over. He didn't get it over. No
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  one can get in it, let us. I don't know, but there
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  were people before we got bounced. We'll go back look cute. So uh
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  anyway, I'm so glad you had fun on the Darlings I mean, I
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  had such a blast fun and I'm so grateful and I'm so grateful to everybody
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  who listens here, like this is the public show today and you guys,
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  just your support has meant the world to me. Thank you. Please subscribe,
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  leave a nice review if you will. People are savage and this podcast
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  has gone through a lot of you know, there have been some morphing.
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  This morphisms. Yeah, it's the morphisms, you know what I mean.
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  Like it's changed, ebbed and flowed since I began in May. And I
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  appreciate you guys always coming back and so thank you, thank you. Yes,
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  baby, it's all because of you. They love you. And how
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  could you not love anything? Well, I don't know about that. I
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  can give you a million reasons, but the bottom line is I appreciate people's
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  patience for one, you know, because I don't know, you know,
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  if somebody lets you down, or if you're not happy with what the what
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  the product is, you're gonna you may just walk away forever. But some
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  yeah, they don't do that, you know. And that's what I appreciate
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  a lot of support, darlings, And for that, I'm gonna go ahead
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  and play Baby Daughters Flowers rendition of Flowers by La Cyrus Bama. So flowers
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  right man name in the same talking myself hours say things you don't upstair?
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  Oh yeah, must kids sing home? Moment you can't let me be yes,
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  little start. I love her so much. The vibrato kills me every
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  time, and she's getting into what she's feeling and I love her so she
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  does really does do it. God bless I had Maddie. Yeah, so
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  loved you too. Oh Habad? All right, so are you ready to
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  talk about We're not doing dish it because this is a doubleheader. We got
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  to get into Miami from last week and this this aired on the twenty ninth.
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  There's a new episode coming up in a couple of days. We we
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  pick up from the basketball game, the charity basketball game that maimed half of
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  the cast. And I mean, I have to say this was very fun
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  for me because Potomac, I mean not Potomac, but DC and Miami were
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  just two of the franchises that I never watched, I never got into,
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  so it was kind of fun to like drop down with nothing, not not
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  really knowing anything except for what I would say them talk about on like watch
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  What Happens Live, which ask, you know, some major questions but doesn't
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  really go too too deep because it's a half an hour show that this was
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  to be whatever fun. So it was very fun, like I have my
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  snap judgment of each character, great, and it's gonna be afresh And like,
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  mall, you knew Larsabody, right. I knew Larsa mainly kind of
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  from watch What Happens Live and just kind of like being in the news being
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  like Larsa Pippins dating Michael Jordan's son, you know what I mean. Like
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  that's when they were introducing their podcast over and over again with their last names.
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  I fell out of my chair, picked myself back up, and then
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  Larsa Pippin and Marcus Jordan podcast, I fell out of my chair. Then
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  I picked myself up. Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan pagas I'd fall out of
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  my chair yet I still can't get over. It was kind of amazing.
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  And Dan, it was funny because I was like, I'm sorry, I
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  have to watch this, and he was next to me and he was like,
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  that's fine, I have to do. He had to like do his
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  own thing on his computer. But he would like, look up and he
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  was like, is that Michael Jordan's son? Like I think it? So
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  he was like, oh my god. And then I was like, that's
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  also Larsa Pippins Scotti Pippins X wife and he was like, oh my god,
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  like it's you can't get over it. And then and they love how
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  they did kind of tell their story. I still don't quite know how they
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  met. Did did I miss them? Yeah? How did? How did
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  they get hooked up? To begin with? How did I miss it?
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  I don't think. I think she talked about someone having like a party or
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  something okay connected at okay party? Okay? Well also Miami, I mean,
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  listen, how many men are dating women that are twenty plus years younger
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  than them? I I think it's both older but to each well, no,
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  I'm saying because she's they're like, oh my god, didn't you babysit
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  him? Oh? I see you're saying, men do it all the time.
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  Men do it all the time. And with you know, girlfriends wives
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  that weren't even born when they like were finishing up with their first family.
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  Right, what are they talking about? What kind of things I had in
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  common? It's now it's just so funny to me, and it's like,
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  girl, do whatever. Even though my snap judgment I was not good.
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  Well, she was not shown in a good light as per usual, because
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  that was nice. Well, look, Larsay is an excellent reality TV star
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  and I will always keep coming back. But yeah, I mean it's bad.
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  It's bad. It's not a good look for her the last couple episodes.
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  But I do love that we're talking about how they spent time with each
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  other's families, so then that's what catapulted them into becoming public. And then
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  the producer's like, well, when you hung out with each other's families,
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  where you did you see Michael Jordan? She's like, I don't know.
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  I want to talk about him. I don't need to. I don't I
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  don't want to. I don't need to. Of course I saw him,
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  you know what I mean. It's like, okay, all right, but
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  that weird, wasn't she like BFFs with a Kardashian or something. She Yeah,
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  she knows how to play this game, and she's well because she is
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  a major asshole, which makes good TV. She is a great asshole.
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  I mean, I just can't get over how someone can literally. I mean,
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  it's just so housewife to say to somebody, I'll oh, I won't
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  say anything about your cancer. I don't talk about other people's business. I
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  don't talk about and then to have a montage of her being like, Gertie
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  has cancer, Gertie has breast cancer. Gertie has cancer. Did you hear?
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  And then she said I have cancer? And then she told me I
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  have cancer, and then she said I have cancer. That's that was her
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  line the whole time. To Pete, there's who I had never seen before
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  at some party that were just sitting on the couch kind of staring at her.
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  But I have to say, was it Marisol and Alexia is Alexia?
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  I love your accent, Marisolo. But they gave the reaction that I want
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  from my friends when I tell you shocking news, I want you to go
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  what. That's why you need to be watching Miami. You should have seen
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  these ladies react. I should find the clip to Lisa Hackstein's uh announcement that
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  that Lenny was cheating on her, that she was going to get memborced.
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  Did you see their responses? I didn't see the response, but I just
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  they were like, what I mean it's great tragedy. It's it's the way
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  that you when they found out that he had a mattress emotion. It's the
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  best. It's it's I get it, like I I want to claim to
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  it. M M, that's what you want. It's so funny because I
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  I talk about this with my best friend Kelly all the time. I'm like,
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  you give me what I want when I tell you stories. You gasp
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  when I want and I don't have to, like we both will, are
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  you kidding? Like it's I need those reactions when I tell you stories,
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  and I really that. It was just like that is what I want from
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  my friend. Yeah, yeah, I think you need to keep tuning into
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  Miami personally. It was unfortunate that that's what they were reacting to well,
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  because it was like cancer. I shouldn't have to tell you storyline, talk
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  about this awful, horrific, traumatizing thing that I'm going through right this moment
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  that I've entrusted to you. I shouldn't have to say I'm I'm telling you
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  this in confidence. This is like right, I mean, even Nicole said
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  it, She's like, even if you didn't say don't say this, you
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  still don't say it, and gert is like, oh, I definitely,
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  I definitely, I definitely don't her I say it. I gurtified that shit
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  like she always sys curtified by. Is she one of that? Is she
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  like a newer cast member? No? Oh well, I mean she wasn't
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  a long time ago. No, she's she's been on since the reboot.
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  Since the reboot. She's been there. And what I couldn't you know so
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  And I'm just gonna kind of jump around here, but yes, when Gertie
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  was getting ready for the party, the f cancer party, that's the day
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  that she posted and announced that she has cancer and she announced it to the
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  world, and you know, her sense of humor is you know, her
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  strength is amazing, her sense of humor is great because she was like,
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  oh my god, more flowers. People think I'm dead, like she was
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  like getting made done. And then she's yelling about Larsa telling people, and
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  her husband's like call them down, just say I know, I know,
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  I just need to get it out. And I'm thinking this isn't good.
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  This is so bad, like what's happening because you don't want to see her
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  get worked up and it's so bad, and then all that negativity, all
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  the negativity, and then when they get to the party, Alexa Alexi is
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  like, when I saw your post, I'll be honest with you, I
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  thought she was gonna be like I cried, I cried, I cry.
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  She's like, I already knew. I already knew. No, I mean
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  we knew that she already knew, but I just thought she was gonna say
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  I just cried, cry, cried, But I already knew. And then
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  this little dance back and forth was hilarious to watch. And I can't tell
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  you how. Oh, just tell me, I just tell me. I'm
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  gonna find out. I can't tell you how I found out. Oh,
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  Lisa, Yeah, Lisa already already. Oh yeah, I already know,
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  already know how she how you found out? Well, then I'm not going
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  to tell you like it was just I'm not gonna tell you anything about the
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  details. Well, but I care about you. I One of my favorite
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  things about women too is and we've all done it, yea, is They're
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  sitting around and Gertie is so pissed off and she's just like I told her,
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  and like like I told her, in confident, She's broke my cominess
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  blah blah blah blah blah. Someone walks up and they're like, and I
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  hi, ladies, your table's ready, so good, Yes, yes,
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  it's I just love when that stuff happens, Like it's like when uh Ramona
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  got talked talking about like Sonya. I mean she's so like, oh Hi,
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  like Hi, Sonia. I love when that shit happens. It's gold
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  because they think they're in a vacuum in their own world because they have camera
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  crew and lighting and they think nothing can penetrate that gossip bubble. But no
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  people can walk into that. But it was just the flip of the switch.
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  Like I told her, Hi, oh my god, you look so
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  cute gorgeous, and Gertie did look stuffing. Gertie looked amazing, Julia looked
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  incredible getting ready for her Okay go Opera. Love her Julia's I mean snap
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  judgment on Julia is I feel like to me, at least what I saw,
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  she's kind of like the peacekeeper. She wants to keep everything calm.
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  I could be completely wrong, she could be the biggest shit star because I
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  thought it was kind of weird to call was which one was it that they
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  called on them? I was yeah. So I was just like, well,
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  it's getting ready to go to this like intense therapy session to deal with
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  what she feels. And you know rightly, so it's her feeling whatever.
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  She needs to deal with some of the stuff. But I'm gonna I'm gonna
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  choose to do this moment right now. Like it was like, was that
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  the best time to meet that? It's kind of never the time and place,
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  but also who knows? Who knows? Like if a producer is like,
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  why don't you call me, well you know what I mean, like,
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  yeah, we know, actually we do know, and they were like,
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  please call her. That's true. So that was a little and that
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  scene was huh hilarious because Muddy Soul was just like, oh my god,
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  thank you so much for including me. This is so wonderful and super course
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  I want to support Martina. It's going to be at Lars's house. You
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  know, I have an appointment that I'm gonna have to go home and lie
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  down after. I love the lie down. I love that. Oh you
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  know something, I have to go back home and I've got to lie down
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  all day, just lie there. I can't even get up to go to
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  the ball. Lenita got that I have to drink cockys all day? Is
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  that what she called them? Called the cockies week? But before we go
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  further, yes, with Marisol in her sling from the basketball game and she
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  had the Chanelle pins and just looking as the hell. And then Keiki also
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  she's like, I really after they showed what happened, She's like, I
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  got dragged across the floor. It was like you fell down in one spot.
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  I saw no dragging. She skidded. There was a little skidd It
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  wasn't a drag across the floor, but in true housewives fashion, it was
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  I was dragged across. I felt I would probably be like ow, but
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  all she's like my hip and my arm, she's naming bones I don't even
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  know exist. So hilarious. And then yes, because she had her she
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  had her sling. And then is that when what's her face came over and
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  yeah, is happening? They were all injured. Keiki looked real worse for
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  the wear, like she was walking very tough because she like twisted her ankle
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  on the court. She twisted it twice on the court. And yeah,
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  Marisol is like emergency cock for Kekes. And then Keiki, you know they
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  both have on airmes slides and just looking with feathers and silk while they're injured,
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  and it's just incredible. But Keiki feels like she's losing her best friend
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  Larsa because she's dating Marcus. But everyone checked on kicking in the morning except
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  for Larsa. But let's go back. Let's go back to the park at
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  the end the f cancer party, because basically, I just want to talk
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  about how this all panned out with where it ended. Is that now Gerty
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  thinks because Nicole came in and really, I don't want to say stirred the
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  pot because she was just telling the truth. But she does say to Gerty
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  when she and Alexia were talking, all three of them were there, and
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  Alexia says, well, look as she's sticking up for Larsa, saying look,
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  I know that she told us, but she did say it out of
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  a place of concern. And Nicole said, did she because she called me
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  and said, hey, you're friends with Gerty? Right, So is this
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  real? Is this cancer real? Because Lisa told me that she was testing
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  me. So was she testing me? Because it's not real? And I
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  see, okay, hear me out, I see Larsa's point, because I
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  if you are testing somebody to see if they're going to say something, for
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  her to question if the cancer is real is a valid question at that point.
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  I don't think she questioned it from the jump. I don't think that
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  when Gerdy told her at that lunch, when Larsa's like, how would I
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  know? How did I know? How should I know? How would I
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  know? I didn't know. I didn't know. It's like, okay,
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  since you now you didn't know, can you please express something other than yourself
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  and maybe make it more about the cancer instead of that that you didn't know.
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  So she was like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Then you know,
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  And then with Gertie saying don't tell anybody. I mean, she never
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  questioned her cancer at that point. She was going around telling everybody she had
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  cancer. She wasn't going around saying, hey, I think, yeah,
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  she told me this, but but I don't know it was right Brooks.
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  It wasn't a Brooks situation where everybody's new faking. But yeah, I agree.
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  But also, you know, from watching this for the very first time,
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  not really knowing the relationships of the ladies until I'm being shown what their
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  relationships are to me, I was like, oh, Gerdi and Larsa must
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  be extremely good friends. If she's trusting her with this very personal and traumatizing
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  information, right, why would she do that? Why would she do that
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  unless they were very good friends. Also, if that is your very good
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  friend and you know her character and she is your good friend because she has
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  good character, why would you ever ever think, oh, well, then
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  she must be faking it. Ever at any point, like why would your
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  friend someone who you're friends with make up that they have cancer. That's gross.
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  It's really gross. And to bring that into the narrative with Nicole is
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  so messed It's so everything about it so messed up. Because I also think
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  to myself, well, why is Gertie saying to Lisa I was testing her?
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  Well, why would you test her with something that is the obvious topic?
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  I mean, test her about it was something else? So what do
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  you want? A little? It was? It was a little messed up
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  on her part too. It was mess up on her heart. Yeah,
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  And I don't want to go for the person who do something about like test
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  her with something stupid and was she really genuinely I shipped my pants up and
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  let her go tell everybody like any oh my god pants anything. Then you
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  could be like, no, I didn't, I was testing bitch, right.
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  But but if she was, she just saying I was testing you.
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  Like later, I feel like she was a little bit her and maybe she
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  was like thinking, you know, maybe I can't trust larsa I thought I
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  could, maybe yes toasting you. Maybe she's messing with her. Everyone's the
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  asshole here, I mean kind of. And I don't like pointing any fingers
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  at Gerty when she's in such a vulnerable situation. However, I will say
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  she can't get out of this Scottie Pippen free, you know what I mean,
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  Like she can't get out of it, because yeah, it's a little
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  weird. It's weird to be like, but I mean it's one hundred and
• 25:29
  twenty percent Lars's fault, Like you're not going out, it's terrible. Instead
• 25:33
  of her being like, you know what, you're right, I shouldn't have
• 25:36
  gone around and blasted my mouth, she doubled down and was like, well,
• 25:38
  I don't know she had a drink. Are you supposed to drink with
• 25:41
  cancer? My god? That was all that was gross to me. Yeah,
• 25:45
  it was the whole Like I told her, I don't be drinking and
• 25:48
  yelling. I'm like, how about you don't open your fucking you fill her
• 25:53
  mouth? Yeah, doctor Larsa, Doctor Larsa, I loved at Bravo Khan
• 26:00
  when I can't remember who was asked of her friends that was like name one
• 26:07
  one procedure one's plastic surgery procedure that Larsa's got had done that we don't know
• 26:12
  about. It was like truth or drink, and then she was like you
• 26:15
  better drinks. Like okay, well you just told us you had like your
• 26:18
  whole body done and we can see photos so we know, like that ain't
• 26:22
  God given right, Oh that's really funny. Yeah, but yeah, no,
• 26:27
  I thought I thought it was really gross that instead of being like you're
• 26:30
  right, I'm sorry. I should never have that wasn't my place to say
• 26:34
  anything to anybody, but instead to be like, well she was drinking,
• 26:40
  so maybe she doesn't have cancer because I didn't think you could drink with cancer.
• 26:45
  I do, I do. Like Larce makes me laugh so hard,
• 26:48
  I can't help it, like she's so awful. But she Scurtie was like,
• 26:52
  oh yeah, it was a test, you know how she told said
• 26:56
  that, and then Larsa's response about the test, she was like, I
• 27:00
  don't have time for tests. She needs to grow up. She shouldn't be
• 27:03
  screaming or drinking. It's not good for you. I'm like, oh my
• 27:07
  god, You're like it's she's I don't have time for fall she is she's
• 27:14
  yeah, oh. And then she was like do you have cancer? Do
• 27:17
  you not have cancer? And I was like, oh my god. Not
• 27:18
  only is this like a Brooks thing, but it happened in Potomac recently too,
• 27:23
  where this was the storyline. Remember it was like do you have cancer?
• 27:26
  Cancer Mia? Mm hmmm, because they Yeah, that was I think
• 27:33
  it was that Giselle. I can't remember who said do you have cancer?
• 27:36
  Do not have cancer? It was literally fatim right, Yeah, yeah,
• 27:40
  one or the other. So one green green eyed bandits, green eyed bandits.
• 27:45
  Yeah. That was. That was intense and solidified Larsa as the asshole.
• 27:48
  For me. Yeah, my question was why is Adriana so traumatized by
• 27:57
  that by Marisola Alexia that she had to go get ketinine treatment. Well,
• 28:03
  she did put that on her list of things that she has gone through over
• 28:08
  the course of the last many many years, which is as she said,
• 28:12
  losing her father and her brother getting divorced. She's an empty nesser nestor.
• 28:17
  And then at the end of that Marisel and Alexia bullying her. Now,
• 28:22
  is that is that true? Because it was like, it was so funny
• 28:25
  at the party, at the cancer party, how Alexei was like, hi,
• 28:29
  you know, I thought she was like, you know, maybe they
• 28:33
  don't she like each other, but she wasn't rude. She was gracious to
• 28:36
  her house is so nice. I love that moment that they had. That
• 28:40
  was great, and I try to get back to one. They always try
• 28:42
  to get back to one. But what ends up happening, Yes, but
• 28:47
  the and same with Marisol, but that you know, they really go in
• 28:49
  and out and it really is Adrianna's fault. Adriana says things good. She
• 28:56
  has this. She says things that are like who can I equate it to
• 29:00
  another housewife, where like Heavenly are married to medicine, Like I feel like
• 29:04
  Heavenly says something gets away with so much Adriana is dirty or even like she'llow
• 29:12
  well, she'll say things that really just do not make sense and it becomes
• 29:15
  all about her. It's really and she really hurt Alexia when it came she
• 29:19
  said something about her son last year and then she did I know, and
• 29:25
  she did eventually apologize and felt really bad about it. So they're trying to
• 29:30
  build back from that. That being said, good, that being said.
• 29:36
  You know, it has been Marisol and Alexia, and Marisol is alexia Is
• 29:40
  bestie. So they're the best friends. And they've been like that the whole
• 29:42
  time. Yes, so they're always going to have each other's back. Now,
• 29:47
  this ketamine appointment was crazy. I felt like I shouldn't have been there.
• 29:51
  I felt like Julia shouldn't have been there. I felt like none of
• 29:53
  us should have been in that room. And yet it was really fascinating to
• 29:57
  watch. It was so intent and it was actually the second ketamine therapy appointment
• 30:06
  that I've seen on a reality show, and it was first. Uh tea
• 30:11
  Mom. I still watched Team Mom mainly for these characters, the two characters
• 30:18
  that the two characters, they're actual people. They are the two that I'm
• 30:22
  like, I root for them so hard because they both came from awful,
• 30:27
  horrible backgrounds growing up. They get pregnant, and they're the only ones that
• 30:33
  decided to give their child up for adoption because they were like, if we
• 30:36
  bring this child into this environment, they will have no choice, they will
• 30:41
  have no chance to make it. Because they both had a lot of trauma
• 30:45
  with their like both addict parents, both super abusive parents, both just awful,
• 30:52
  and so he wanted to do Katamy therapy to deal with that, and
• 30:59
  his in his therapy, the therapist who's him. Yeah, but he heard
• 31:07
  they're still together. They're they're still together like this, they're now like you
• 31:11
  mean, it's the father of the child, the father that of the child
• 31:15
  that he gave up. They're still together and he they I love them so
• 31:18
  much, like I really want the best for them. But in his therapy
• 31:22
  appointment, his therapist was there to guide him through everything. So yeah,
• 31:32
  it was just left to be like, Okay, in five minutes, you'll
• 31:34
  feel great that that was gonna happen. It felt reckless and it felt very
• 31:41
  I was right there with Julia sobbing, like that was just that was because
• 31:49
  of the whole dad thing, because I, you know, before after my
• 31:56
  dad had been diagnosed, but he was doing great, he was fine.
• 32:00
  So it felt kind of safe to say something like this because it was just
• 32:04
  me and my mom and dad in the car, and I was like,
• 32:06
  listen, if you guys ever pass away, I don't think you will,
• 32:10
  but you do, because we don't want our parents to pass away ever.
• 32:13
  But I was like, you both better find a way to come back and
• 32:20
  visit me and let me know you're okay. And my mom was like,
• 32:24
  I mean, I'll try. I don't She was kind of like, I
• 32:28
  know what's going to rule. I don't know my schedule that I will.
• 32:32
  I like to follow the rule. I will do my best to haunt you.
• 32:37
  So this was very because it was it was maybe like a month,
• 32:45
  a month exactly maybe after you passed. I was back here in La maybe
• 32:51
  a month and a half, and I had the most real dream that my
• 33:00
  dad and I were sitting on my couch. We were watching like because one
• 33:06
  of my favorite, one of our favorite things to do was watch comedies.
• 33:08
  Just laugh, just watch and laugh. And you know, we're eating snacks
• 33:13
  and we're watching whatever. I don't know what we were watching, but we're
• 33:15
  laughing and it's just like so funny. And he looked over to me and
• 33:20
  he looked so good and he was like just my dad, and he just
• 33:24
  goes, I'm so happy. I'm so happy, Ira, I'm so happy.
• 33:29
  And I was like, and I so when she was like daddy,
• 33:36
  daddy, I was sobbing like Julia. But also I was like, so,
• 33:43
  now this is traumatizing for Julia. She has now witnessed this extremely private
• 33:50
  and personal experience that Adriana was going through. And then the doctor comes in
• 33:58
  kind of like you want to take off your mask, you want to try
• 34:02
  to you want to take up here, you want to talk about it.
• 34:04
  So that was peaceful. Where were you the whole time? Think about that,
• 34:07
  you know, like in the future. Yeah, like alrighty next,
• 34:10
  And I don't know. Had I not seen Tyler go through his ketamine,
• 34:15
  which was very guided and was like he would say what he would see and
• 34:20
  he would process it, and he was he had an expert there to help
• 34:22
  him. Well, maybe maybe we didn't see that. Maybe we didn't see
• 34:27
  that. I don't know. Julia, the doctor was in there the whole
• 34:30
  time. Julia was the one that was there and like was sobbing with her.
• 34:35
  It wasn't a that was an intern, like that was somebody. Yeah,
• 34:38
  probably someone in the other room also getting ketemine therapy. That was just
• 34:42
  like maye, Oh my god, but very powerful, tense, and I
• 34:50
  mean, I hope it helped her. She saw her brother too, you
• 34:53
  know, wrestling with you know, should I have gone first, you know,
• 34:58
  calling out for her father. It was I missed my dad, want
• 35:01
  I want my dad. Oh my god. That's about enough to rip your
• 35:05
  heart out right there. And I feel like maybe it was for the best
• 35:10
  that I didn't know everything that you told me about Adriana before seeing that,
• 35:16
  before seeing her go through that, not that you know, maybe it wouldn't
• 35:20
  have colored how I felt about her in that moment, because you knowing her
• 35:30
  and knowing how she's behaved these past seasons that she's been on, were you
• 35:36
  like a little more detached from it all? Okay, not at all,
• 35:43
  because even when she said horrible things, you know, when you know hurt
• 35:46
  people say hurtful things. And I think that she's a little bit off at
• 35:52
  times, and often the sense that like she should look into it. Yeah,
• 35:58
  maybe this is a good thing. But and she said herself, She's
• 36:00
  like, I don't like taking medication, and I'm like, you know what,
• 36:05
  I understand that from many angles. I know that people have had and
• 36:10
  maybe she's tried and a lot of people try to take medication and it just
• 36:15
  doesn't agree. And you have sometimes like I'm on lexapro and I'm proudly on
• 36:20
  lexipro for anxiety and perimenopausal symptoms that were starting to take over that I just
• 36:28
  felt like I need, you know, I need ammunition at this point in
• 36:34
  my life. And I am so glad I did. But it's not an
• 36:37
  easy road because, you know, I got lucky in the sense that I
• 36:42
  started taking five milligrams of lexapro and it ultimately worked. You know, the
• 36:51
  essential transition into getting used to it was a big deal, you know.
• 36:55
  I mean it's not easy. Yeah, it's you have your side effects that
• 36:59
  you have to work through, and you have to really stick it out for
• 37:00
  like a month and sometimes two months for people, and even just the first
• 37:07
  week or two weeks, you're like, oh, I don't know if I
• 37:09
  can keep doing this because the side effects. But I was like, I
• 37:14
  will push through because I want to see what's going to happen, and I'll
• 37:16
  decide in two months, as they say, and then it just everything kind
• 37:21
  of fell on. You're I'm so glad I did. But it's but I
• 37:24
  understand people who are who can't find the right thing. And it's such a
• 37:29
  process to put yourself throughout your body and your mind. And you know,
• 37:34
  so I do understand that. Now the ketamine thing, you know, I
• 37:37
  don't know if that's got long term results. I mean, I can't imagine
• 37:42
  that it you know, it supports four to six times to get the full
• 37:46
  results. And it's like, you know, I don't know, I don't
• 37:52
  know, but it has. I mean it has because I'm very interested as
• 37:57
  well, Like I I have like looked into that and like psilocybin therapy and
• 38:01
  stuff, and studies show that it can alter your brain chemistry in a very
• 38:08
  positive way when done correctly. So I believe it, like I fully believe
• 38:19
  it, and I and I think it's great that she wants to continue and
• 38:22
  do you know her formsions, you know, and then we'll see next season
• 38:29
  if she has, you know, any progress, if she's honestly up to
• 38:34
  the her old tricks, I'll be like it doesn't work, you know what
• 38:37
  I mean, Like you can't. You're gonna make ketamine look real bad if
• 38:39
  you don't have a result. I know, I know now if she lives
• 38:44
  in Housewives, and it's like you know, prospering in her personal life.
• 38:49
  Everyone will start doing ketamine. Great, But also my question is is do
• 38:54
  you do we know if she had any type of therapy, if she had
• 39:00
  done any type of therapy before ketamine, like talk therapy or anything like that.
• 39:05
  Probably she seems like the kind of person who would because I feel like
• 39:08
  that, and she says, I don't like taking pills, so I mean
• 39:12
  it's it's very possible she's tried different avenues of things and you know, yeah,
• 39:16
  but she would also say that there's nothing wrong with me. I'm right,
• 39:20
  you know what I mean, just like a good housewife. But yeah,
• 39:22
  exactly. So just to push things forward and we can move on out
• 39:28
  of this. But with the Formula one race, which is so funny,
• 39:31
  it's so very Miami. I looked up that yacht that they were on too.
• 39:38
  I was like, oh, I would see it was like tap yachts,
• 39:42
  and I was like, I'm just curious to see because they I feel
• 39:45
  like, whoever had it kind of wanted to be like, welcome to my
• 39:49
  yacht. Like Adriana was like, Hi, welcome to my home. To
• 39:52
  everybody, Hi, welcome to my own Oh I know that was really home.
• 39:55
  It was cute. I like it was it made me laugh. But
• 39:59
  yeah, I looked at tap yachts because I'm like, I'm just curious to
• 40:01
  see, like who owns this yacht? How expensive is it? Whatever?
• 40:06
  Yeah, And I mean you have to if you want to know like the
• 40:10
  prices, you have to like put your name, what dates, time to
• 40:15
  contact you back. And so I'm sure it's a lot of money they had,
• 40:20
  Like there was a video tour of like one of the boats, very
• 40:24
  below deck, gorgeous, stunning yachts. But it was just I was like,
• 40:30
  tap yachts. I'm looking it up, tap yats and tap yats.
• 40:36
  Well it's funny because Lisa brings or wait no, oh yeah, Artie was
• 40:44
  not happy because they both brought their boyfriends. Yeah yeah yeah, but what
• 40:49
  happened with when when did they call Lisa? Oh that was at the f
• 40:54
  cancer party. Oh yeah, because I remember she wasn't she like, wasn't
• 41:00
  there? She had Oh they're weird. Oh yeah, okay, soing on
• 41:05
  and she's like, the police are here, the police are at my house.
• 41:08
  They're like, oh, do you think it's going to show up?
• 41:10
  After the headlines And then we get like, oh my God, so many
• 41:14
  headlines about Lenny because and I don't remember this headline because typically, because I
• 41:20
  read so much about Bravo the Brown Shows in my news feed, it will
• 41:24
  pop up like the larsa thing like Lenny the whole hot mic thing like that
• 41:30
  has popped up in my news feed. But I do not remember this popping
• 41:32
  up about her allegedly planting a listening guess. Yeah, and now I from
• 41:39
  what I understand is that Jody, her boyfriend, is the one who did
• 41:43
  it because recently on social media, Lisa said something back to Lenny that was
• 41:50
  like, yeah, well, maybe you know, you should n't act the
• 41:53
  way you act or else, so that we wouldn't have to Jody wouldn't have
• 41:57
  to put a listening device in. I mean, she almost admitted it,
• 42:00
  you know, that he did. I was like, babe, might not
• 42:04
  want to say that. She allegedly said something like that, which I think
• 42:08
  I thought was really funny. But so there, the police are there,
• 42:14
  and and I'm so glad we're going to get back to this party next week
• 42:16
  because you're gonna hear Julia sing her eye And that kind of made me fall
• 42:24
  one hundred percent in love with her. That she wanted to do this for
• 42:29
  her wife, and she's like, I've never sag before. And I was
• 42:32
  like, you're doing opera for the first time, you see in front of
• 42:37
  people. That was it was just such a like she doesn't She clearly,
• 42:44
  at least to me, doesn't take herself too seriously. Is down to be
• 42:47
  like, yes and I'm a minute to win it. Let's do it.
• 42:51
  This is for my lady. I'm going to do By my god. I
• 42:54
  did love that. She was like when they were asked the producer said do
• 42:59
  you would you ever do ken? I mean She's like no, oh,
• 43:06
  and then she was just like staring being in this door with my thoughts and
• 43:10
  looking at them makes me high. I was like, that's amazing. I
• 43:15
  was like, this is the bee best is adorable and it's so funny because
• 43:21
  I knew Martina was part of the show, but every this the whole time,
• 43:27
  they're like Martina Martina, and I just didn't think about it. And
• 43:31
  this was another Dan moment. Is that Martina Navratalova just like, yes,
• 43:37
  it is with a dog in a suitcase, and it was I was just
• 43:43
  like, oh my god, because I grew amazing. I was obsessed with
• 43:46
  tennis. I wanted to be Tracy Austin. I loved Martina Lavratlova and just
• 43:55
  I just love her, and it made me made me love Julia even more.
• 44:00
  I know they are so cute together, so cute. So we're going
• 44:04
  to go back there next week and well in a couple of days actually to
• 44:07
  see this the next episode. Yeah, so let's take a pause, and
• 44:12
  then you're going to talk about below Deck mad Okay, so now we're going
• 44:20
  to get into below Deck med Oh, Angela and the drama. You will
• 44:29
  never tell me what to do. I have to say. This season is
• 44:37
  a heartbreaker for me because I loved Kyle. It is a heartbreaker. I
• 44:43
  agree with him, and he's he broke your heart going away. It's going
• 44:47
  away. My love bubble is bursting. I understand. It's hard. By
• 44:53
  the way, I I was setting up like my business account on Chase dot
• 45:00
  com or whatever, and it's like a whole process of like connecting your accounts
• 45:05
  and all this stuff. Right, So I'm in and out of like calling
• 45:08
  Chase, getting their text messages, authorizing codes things like that, and and
• 45:15
  I got this. I keep getting this text from them when I'm trying to
• 45:19
  get into the account, and it's like they capitalize the word never and they're
• 45:24
  like, never EVA send you a code or call you like something like that,
• 45:34
  we will never will never, just so that they understand, Like,
• 45:39
  so I understand security, you know what I mean, but you now you
• 45:45
  can't not hear it in Kyle's voice, I'm like, I actually never.
• 45:50
  I texted. I texted Emily and I was like, I think Chase is
• 45:55
  Kyle, you know, I think he's working for Chase. Now you will
• 46:02
  need get a code from me. Okay. It was very funny. Yeah,
• 46:09
  I know. I was dying anyway, So I was trying to find
• 46:13
  the text from them so I could see what exactly it said. But you
• 46:16
  know what, it's long gone. Okay. So Kyle, here's the thing.
• 46:21
  Okay, so we're on crew night out at this point. As you
• 46:24
  know, Kyle has been brought to the bridge several times. His ship has
• 46:30
  been called out by Captain Sandy. I don't want someone like you on my
• 46:34
  boat, she said, no, I would want the whole to open up
• 46:40
  and swallow me. Oh. That was like if your boss said that to
• 46:45
  you on a boat that you can't escape, you can't go anywhere. At
• 46:51
  this point, like you're stuck on this vessel with your boss that says I
• 46:54
  don't want someone like you on my boat. Shape up, literally ship out.
• 47:02
  Well, the fact that he left from there and was like, I
• 47:05
  mean he did, he was gonna leave. I mean, I don't blame
• 47:07
  him. I was like, I would leave you. How do you come
• 47:10
  back from that? And so yeah, this crew night out, he's literally
• 47:16
  just the whole time, like sitting back staring at Lily. Yeah. Uh
• 47:28
  and her Alabanta we sayth African Alabanta is the same. She's like, it's
• 47:37
  just a knock off of bar Banter. What an inane, dumb argument.
• 47:46
  But they he was taking it very personal. Oh my gosh. He was
• 47:52
  just like taking the food out of his teeth. I was like, buk
• 47:58
  of worms. Now you've done it, Lily. He's just so he is
• 48:06
  one of the biggest projectors. What about such a villain which makes good TV?
• 48:12
  But also does he can't reel it in. He cannot reel it in,
• 48:15
  he can't rain it in because Captain Sandy was literally like, if if
• 48:21
  I hear from one more crew member like you're gone, and then he's basically
• 48:25
  up in Lily's space, saying, hey, have your own opinion, and
• 48:30
  then he's just like basically telling her from the jump, you better you know,
• 48:35
  level up or you're gonna be you know, I'll I've got your number.
• 48:40
  Make your decision, right Jack or the interior crew. He's been trying
• 48:45
  to split us up. I haven't seen that at all. I was so
• 48:52
  hopeful Jack that I love Jack. I just I love Jack. And as
• 49:00
  much as Kyle is a villain, and that usually makes for good TV,
• 49:05
  there's a House of Villains TV show that's hilarious to watch will be on.
• 49:10
  But at this point, it's like not fun anymore because now you're it's you're
• 49:15
  just like angry and destructive, and it's like you have something internal that you
• 49:22
  need to work on. Because he needs kee, he needs like on the
• 49:25
  water. Can we get some ketamine over here? To get that ketamine?
• 49:31
  We're all gonna do it. Yeah, all right. The owner of the
• 49:36
  boat has arranged for you guys to go to the club and all go on
• 49:39
  ketamine trips. You will be Yeah, we're gonna go to Kaole. You're
• 49:45
  gonna be unattended, no one will be looking out for you. Good luck.
• 49:51
  But Kevin Sandy would be the one that would be there the whole time,
• 49:53
  the only one, not the therapist, just making sure how's your trip?
• 49:58
  You're a leader the whole And also didn't he before the crew night,
• 50:06
  didn't he go to Captain Sandy and was kind of like trying to humble him.
• 50:08
  Yeah, he did, and he did, but then he went right
• 50:12
  back to the same as bullshit, which drags ah dude, Wow, and
• 50:19
  Lily, I think you'd drink a little too much. Oh well, back
• 50:23
  when they were in the vans heading back to the boat, I see,
• 50:28
  I think Toomey, Wow, her journey, everyone's journey has been amazing,
• 50:31
  but Toomy's especially, she is absolutely rising to the occasion of what we all
• 50:38
  knew her potential for being a chief stew would be by the way that she
• 50:45
  is figuring out Kyle and handling it so well. Like in the van's back,
• 50:52
  Kyle says to to me, I think Lily is influenced by Jake,
• 50:57
  and she's like, I don't think so, and he's like, I don't
• 51:00
  care what you say, Goes, I mean, I do care what you
• 51:06
  say. Do you know what I mean? Yeah? Do you know what
• 51:08
  I mean? Do you know what I mean, he's he's just a he
• 51:16
  just wants everything to go Kyle's way and will do everything he can as long
• 51:23
  as it benefits him any inconvenience for him. He's not into like, he's
• 51:30
  not a team player. He would not be a good improviser. He would
• 51:32
  come in with his idea already and try to stick with it. Yes,
• 51:38
  and he wild to me that he's in the service industry and he does a
• 51:43
  great job and not a great job in the interior. He does a great
• 51:47
  job with the guests. His work ethic is not just not even really with
• 51:52
  the guests because sometimes like when he was like, how are we so excited
• 51:57
  Jess is going to do this chawter because he was like, I don't want
• 52:01
  to deal with these girls, and it was like it's on and off for
• 52:07
  him. It's just whenever he wants to and whenever it suits him, he'll
• 52:12
  do. You think it has anything to do with the fame of being on
• 52:15
  the show, of course, it's just his personality that he's just entitled.
• 52:21
  Well, I mean we did see him kind of go off last season the
• 52:27
  same way with Natalia. I think it was there. I think it was
• 52:30
  there the whole time. I think it was totally there. I think the
• 52:32
  fame definitely was. He was like, I've been right the whole time.
• 52:37
  I am this amazing. Yeah, I am this perfect. I never need
• 52:42
  I need I need to change. I never will send you a code.
• 52:47
  Yeah. I feel he's always been a monster, but the fame really brought
• 52:52
  it out of him because he how he was like when to me went to
• 52:57
  him the next day and was like trying to figure out everything that was going
• 52:59
  on, and he was like, she came to me and was like basically
• 53:05
  trying to say that Lily came to him saying exactly what he was saying to
• 53:10
  Lily. Dude. I could not believe how he turned that story around.
• 53:16
  And that's the only thing with to me that like I get. It's like
• 53:22
  a gradual she's learning. This is her first time being a chief stew but
• 53:27
  it's still so frustrating to me how she is giving Kyle way too many chances.
• 53:34
  She's going, she's well, she's starting to catch up and now she's
• 53:37
  like, I have to get through this. She's just doing things to survive.
• 53:40
  She's realizing that under the surface this sky is a volcano, and he
• 53:46
  is erupting at every chance. And now that Natt is gone and Lily is
• 53:52
  horrible, horrible even without puking ten times. Oh God, fall Like,
• 54:01
  baby, you had a list, which I feel like that is the easy
• 54:07
  if I have a list. If you were like, hey, I need
• 54:10
  you to help me out with stuff, you give me a list, I
• 54:13
  am golden. I will go down that list, check everything off and make
• 54:19
  sure it's all checked off. And when she was like at the end of
• 54:24
  the night, she's like, time to go to bed. And they showed
• 54:29
  the laundry and it was kind of like, why are they showing us this
• 54:31
  right? Why are we a mess laundry? It's it's filing up. But
• 54:36
  we find out the next day. But then but the way they did pants
• 54:39
  again and we saw jess Irony her her little coolotts. But it was funny.
• 54:50
  I liked how they did it because I was like, Okay, they're
• 54:52
  showing us, They're making a point of showing us this laundry room. After
• 54:57
  she was like, great, I'm done, I'm going to bed. Because
• 55:00
  the next day they showed her back in the laundry room. She's steaming,
• 55:05
  and I was like, oh, well, everything, everything seems to be
• 55:07
  fine. But then we find out when Captain Sandy calls and is like,
• 55:13
  can I have clothes? I have no clothes, and they're like, oh
• 55:16
  shit. They go and they discover that nothing has been done. Nothing's been
• 55:22
  to me's like, when you tell me something has been done, right,
• 55:27
  I am going to assume it has been done. I gave you a list
• 55:30
  and she and then in her confessional Lily was like, I mean that was
• 55:34
  on the list from last night. Okay, so why wasn't it done last
• 55:39
  night? If that was on your list? She does not know what she's
• 55:43
  about it, she called She's so green, She's so green. But also
• 55:47
  like, I don't care how green you are. If you're at a new
• 55:52
  job and you get a list that is like this, these are the things
• 55:58
  you need to do today before day end of our shift, and you're just
• 56:02
  like, well, od if everyone else that I'm done to this list,
• 56:10
  this list is see you know who does that too? Kyle. Kyle's done
• 56:15
  that in the past. He'll go to bed, leave the entire place a
• 56:17
  wreck, disgusting mess, just like Sandy found in the gal Yeah, no,
• 56:27
  it was the crew mass she was not happy about. Here's the thing
• 56:30
  Luca is really starting to lose a grip on things, and I mean,
• 56:36
  he's just a little bit lost, and I don't he's never been. He
• 56:39
  wasn't expecting to be a boson, you know what I mean. And then
• 56:45
  also, what aren't they missing somebody? And I can't even remember, didn't
• 56:50
  didn't somebody? It's they're gonna help, yeah, but you know what it
• 56:57
  is. It's that the interior is falling, so Laura was going to step
• 57:02
  up and help the interior. So that screwed up their whole schedule. So
• 57:07
  they're trying to accommodate to help interior, and by doing that, then they
• 57:10
  lost track of their breaks and that just got so messed up when Haley took
• 57:16
  the guests to go diving with Jesus, and then the next thing you know,
• 57:22
  there's no dead hands, there's no Dakeaynes on the deck. They're all
• 57:27
  sleeping or on breaks. And it's also just like, yes, like,
• 57:31
  this is not the first charter that you're bosin. I understand it. It's
• 57:37
  probably a little overwhelming because you're an engineer and you're not used to having to
• 57:43
  deal with like schedules and breaks and blah blah, blah, but you have
• 57:47
  had at least four charters before this to kind of get into the swing of
• 57:53
  things and to realize, oh, I probably shouldn't have three deckhands sleeping while
• 58:02
  the guests are Oh yeah, because Max had twenty minutes to go on his
• 58:07
  break. Uh, Hailey, I can't remember. I remember where Haley was
• 58:13
  gone. Lara had she was gonna get up at ten o'clock or something.
• 58:16
  Ten she still had it said it was when it showed it. It was
• 58:22
  like they showed Max asleep and it was like twenty minutes left on his break.
• 58:27
  Then they showed Hailey and Lara because they were in the same room.
• 58:31
  Hailey, I can't remember how she was down for the night, but yeah,
• 58:36
  because Luca was like, or no, I feel like when she came
• 58:40
  back from diving, I feel like Luca was like, do you want to
• 58:43
  go take your go take a two hour break. I was like, yeah,
• 58:46
  you're right, because there's still a lot of stuff that needs to be
• 58:50
  okay. So we had to give their They never got to take their breaks.
• 58:53
  And then for some reason, he also sent Laura and I can't remember
• 58:59
  what time it was, but Laura her the break time she had left was
• 59:04
  like seven hours or something like that because she had to do anchor watch or
• 59:09
  I don't know what it was, but it was just like you shouldn't know
• 59:13
  by now that you can't just have one decand on board while the guests are
• 59:22
  still up while they're guests on board. Period. But then also the whole,
• 59:28
  the whole reason that Luca was off board was because to me, is
• 59:34
  not is not uh, her hands aren't clean in this as well, because
• 59:38
  she was like, oh, we need someone to go pick up the mentalist
• 59:43
  and they were like, we just put the we just put the tender up,
• 59:49
  and she was like, that's just you know, on my old boats,
• 59:52
  the boatson would be like we're putting the tender up, do you need
• 59:53
  it? But fair enough. But also you have a mouth that you can
• 1:00:00
  say I have someone coming to the boat tonight, like communications baby. I'm
• 1:00:07
  curious to see who who messed up there because I agree that both could have
• 1:00:14
  said something, but I do I wonder if it is part of the duckhands
• 1:00:17
  responsibility to check what the chiefs do about whether or not they need it,
• 1:00:22
  but who knows. I mean, yeah, that was that was not good.
• 1:00:27
  The fact Sandy waking everybody up was hilarious. I was like, oh,
• 1:00:31
  I want to be on the receiving end of that. How off all?
• 1:00:36
  And she is a priority, Get up, we need to This makes
• 1:00:38
  me man, This makes me man. You gotta as she loves telling us
• 1:00:43
  what this is off? I know this really? Hey? How about that
• 1:00:46
  mentalist? Though I was impressed, I am I never know how they do
• 1:00:52
  that. I'm a sucker. How do they do it? Musicians? I
• 1:00:57
  have no idea. I have been a sucker for stupid table They're not stupid.
• 1:01:01
  I love them. And I know people like roll their eyes and make
• 1:01:05
  fun of like magicians, but I love it. I am a sucker for
• 1:01:09
  it. Like, yeah, I don't know how you do it. I
• 1:01:12
  don't necessarily want to know because I love being amazed. I do. I
• 1:01:15
  don't know how. I mean I do and I don't guess the Australia He's
• 1:01:20
  like, what counts are you thinking of? And then he had a written
• 1:01:22
  when he threw the spade, Yeah, she was gonna draw spade exactly like
• 1:01:28
  it's so cool and it's always like it bothers me that I don't know how
• 1:01:31
  it's done. Whatever. It was so funny too, because they come out
• 1:01:36
  and they're kind of like, what is this? Yeah, And I felt
• 1:01:39
  kind of bad for him at the beginning because they're all just standing there kind
• 1:01:43
  of like they're James Party, They're James Bond Double O seven Party, I
• 1:01:50
  mean, And also can we stop as adults? Like when they first got
• 1:01:53
  there and they were already very lubricated, uh drinks wise, and they were
• 1:02:01
  like throwing stuff at each other, like food and the snacks like no,
• 1:02:06
  we're not, you're not, and like stop it. You're making and you're
• 1:02:12
  getting the teak really dirty and I don't. I mean, they're gonna have
• 1:02:15
  to use that spray. We'll never call you to ask for this code ever.
• 1:02:23
  This is a one time code. We will never ever Chase. We'll
• 1:02:32
  never you will never tell me what to do. This is Coil from Chase,
• 1:02:40
  you customer service representative. How can I help you? I got a
• 1:02:46
  code. We will never text you a code. Don't tell me never.
• 1:02:55
  I also, how crazy was it that in the Miami episode and for this
• 1:03:06
  below Deck? She was like, uh, they would have. They were
• 1:03:10
  talking about getting an opera singer for Below Deck as well. They were Oh,
• 1:03:15
  that's great because Lara started, we started singing as well as Julia did.
• 1:03:22
  That was so cute how she was like, I love Phantom of the
• 1:03:24
  Opera. I love Lara so much. I she is my favorite. She
• 1:03:30
  is my hands down favorite. I love her so much love, and I
• 1:03:36
  hope she comes back next season. I feel like she will because she's a
• 1:03:42
  great reality star. She's also very good at her job and takes it very
• 1:03:47
  seriously. And I see her being another like Malia, like she's going to
• 1:03:52
  be a bus babe. Like I totally believe in her. I love her
• 1:03:57
  love. How about Luca and Nat texting and Luca said, don't realize to
• 1:04:05
  her, Yeah, And I couldn't because the subtitles were up or my email
• 1:04:10
  was covering on the screener, so I couldn't see the second line. But
• 1:04:13
  he said, don't realize you lost something till it's gone. And then he
• 1:04:16
  said something else that I didn't. It was like it was like I I
• 1:04:21
  just realized that it was like that just came to me or something like I
• 1:04:25
  just realized, we don't know what you got till it's gone. And while
• 1:04:29
  he's cooking up with Jessica and I mean, they are very hot and heavy
• 1:04:34
  into each other and then Max's eiffell eyefull tower clock. There's a big bed.
• 1:04:45
  He was like the change in Max. He was die he was so
• 1:04:53
  happy. I have to say also, I love Max. Like in the
• 1:04:58
  beginning, I was like, yeah, we all hate him. You right
• 1:05:00
  to pull your weight. You are such a complainer, You're so annoying.
• 1:05:03
  I'm gonna you are gonna be not liked by me. And now I actually
• 1:05:09
  love him. Everyone has had a real journey. The only person who's really
• 1:05:14
  staked forse is Haley's just like pretty consistent. Yeah, she's sweet Haley.
• 1:05:21
  Yeah, I mean there's in Jack. Jack is stayed pretty consistent too.
• 1:05:27
  Yeah, but he's had an journey with being mad at Kyle. Now in
• 1:05:29
  this silent treatment, I love to get that crew night out when Kyle's like,
• 1:05:33
  oh, yeah, you're gonna you're real brave now that she's by your
• 1:05:38
  side. And then in his in It's confessional, Kyle's like, Jake,
• 1:05:42
  nothing, He's eva gonna bring your princess back. I love He's so evil.
• 1:05:49
  He is such a Disney villain, like, yeah, what your price,
• 1:05:54
  says Beck, hurt you and you're in you're past in your youth because
• 1:06:01
  you are like out to avenge for yourself for sure, Like he just gets
• 1:06:09
  so mad and like how he would come down and get, you know,
• 1:06:12
  a plate from Jack to serve and he was just like I'm just going to
• 1:06:15
  talk to him and keep it about the food. And then when Jack I
• 1:06:21
  loved that, Jack went to to me to be like, listen, this
• 1:06:25
  is what Kyle's saying. Do you think that, like that's what you need
• 1:06:30
  to do. Yeah, head on, Like don't go whispering about right behind
• 1:06:35
  the backs of everybody. Don't go to the Medalist, you know, go
• 1:06:39
  to go to or maybe go to the meal. We go to the Medalist
• 1:06:43
  because he'll tell you the truth. He'll tell you he knew, he knew
• 1:06:45
  Australia, and he had Kyle's cards, he knew what the card he drew
• 1:06:50
  Kyle's cage. Wait and then oh and then Lily went to to me also
• 1:06:57
  and she's like yeah really Like she was like like again, are you serious,
• 1:07:02
  Like he's gotten to you like it's there. This is spreading like COVID,
• 1:07:06
  you know. And then I was like yes, because again this is
• 1:07:13
  after Sandy had already been like if I hear one more word, but now
• 1:07:16
  one more word I feel like, there's no way they can get rid of
• 1:07:21
  Kyle. No, they can't, and that's why to me, took care
• 1:07:25
  of it. And she's like basically like trying to say, Kyle, if
• 1:07:29
  you could just not talk to anybody, I'm gonna how about we just work
• 1:07:33
  through me and you just do what you do and you don't talk to anyone
• 1:07:38
  anymore. Ever? Was that cool? That's not that. Will Nivea Hava
• 1:07:45
  ever call you for this code? I mean, he he's we're talking about
• 1:07:53
  it. It's great television. That is like crazy television. I'm very curious
• 1:08:02
  to see if Lily gets any better at her job or any better from her
• 1:08:08
  hangover. I mean yeah. The fact that Sandy had to go in there
• 1:08:12
  and be like, hey, this is a real job, and she's like
• 1:08:15
  I know, I mean that was kind of amazing that she had no sympathy
• 1:08:20
  for her, because typically if you're sick, you're sick. But Sandy was
• 1:08:25
  like ten times get out there, you know, like you puked, Like
• 1:08:29
  go on. I mean, I understand. And Sandy is very good.
• 1:08:31
  If you are sick, she will take care of you. Yeah, But
• 1:08:36
  if it's just because you couldn't control yourself, drinking on your first night.
• 1:08:42
  Yeah out and this is your literal second day, full day, and you're
• 1:08:46
  coming out here to save them because they're already understaffed. Rookie mistake bag like
• 1:08:53
  ten times. Oh my god. And then Jessica was so over and she
• 1:08:57
  was like, go clean the toylets, you know, ship, just clean
• 1:09:02
  day ahead because it's like, you know, everything is going to trigger your
• 1:09:05
  gag, you know, reflex. So she was like, go clean the
• 1:09:11
  shitters and I was like, and then I was going to toilet, Yeah,
• 1:09:14
  where was Oh my god, I'm thinking she's gonna throw up when she's
• 1:09:18
  cleaning, and she's sure enough did. But guess what, I you,
• 1:09:23
  I'm sorry. I don't feel sorry for you. You did it. I
• 1:09:27
  felt bad for her, you had to work. I don't know she did
• 1:09:30
  it to herself, but I did feel like, oh, it's poor girl
• 1:09:33
  having to clean the toilets. We've all been there. We have all been
• 1:09:39
  there where you're like, oh God, what did I do to myself?
• 1:09:42
  And I love just for the fact that to me's like just you'll kind of
• 1:09:47
  like take Lily under your wing and like show her everything and justice, Like
• 1:09:50
  I don't want to be a leader. I just want to be a follow
• 1:09:53
  Just tell me what to do, Like, I don't ever want to be
• 1:09:56
  number one. I don't want to. I'm like, why are you on
• 1:09:59
  this boat? You were on the show, like you need to figure out
• 1:10:02
  your choices. She is also kind of funny in that she's just kind of
• 1:10:08
  a little ditz who's like happy to work hard and happy to do what you
• 1:10:12
  tell her. Just please don't make me be the boss. Please don't make
• 1:10:15
  me be in charge. Please don't make me lead. You're a leader,
• 1:10:19
  No I'm not. No, I'm not Joey the year leader. I don't
• 1:10:24
  don't want to be a leader. I'm scared. Did you see her when
• 1:10:28
  when Sandy was trying to get up get Lily up, and then she was
• 1:10:33
  like, this is a real job, and then oh yeah, she goes
• 1:10:36
  holy because she it was because she looked in someone else's room and saw how
• 1:10:42
  journey it was. She was like, I think she was looking in Lily's
• 1:10:45
  room quite frankly, God, I I just remember too when you were said
• 1:10:51
  just looking in Lily's room. I'm very excited for next episode too, because
• 1:10:55
  that guest that's out of control, that was like down in their rooms and
• 1:10:59
  there's sleeping and he's like opening doors like that was crazy. Yeah, you
• 1:11:03
  have a whole luxurious boat up on top. This is where we come to
• 1:11:10
  get away from your crazy asses. Like yeah, he gets off, he
• 1:11:14
  didn't know where he was drunkard, and yeah, next week is going to
• 1:11:17
  have some heavy charter guest drama. I cannot wait. I cannot wait.
• 1:11:23
  I love charter guest drama. It's I do light on it too. And
• 1:11:28
  we have been like I met like the penis blanket fold, the Chuck,
• 1:11:34
  the girl Erica's husband who was like, I mean I got better breakfast at
• 1:11:40
  McDonald's, Like, thank you, thank you, really love that you remember
• 1:11:45
  the charter guests. I just let the douchebags pass through my brain and exit
• 1:11:49
  out. You forget the guests. It's a chorty five hundred dollars or maybe
• 1:11:58
  it was sixty five hundred, but that's all they tipped them for Erica and
• 1:12:03
  Chucks and their nightmare where their the mom was like ruined the white couch with
• 1:12:10
  her. Oh that was the Was that the charter that tipped poorly? Oh
• 1:12:16
  yeah, oh wow, yeah it was either No, I think I think
• 1:12:20
  that was except because she came on twice. Erica and her mom came on
• 1:12:24
  twice. Oh got you okay. The second time they missed their flight because
• 1:12:29
  she was like, well, I went up to first class and ate some
• 1:12:31
  of his food. That's why she got kicked off, Like I think you
• 1:12:36
  did something else. They wouldn't, I know, Like those are their charter
• 1:12:42
  guests. I love, so I am very much looking for invest I'm invested
• 1:12:46
  when a charter guest. When I see a captain be like, you're off
• 1:12:49
  the boat to a charter guest, I start drooling, like I am,
• 1:12:54
  like so ready to see the drama. It's very old excited Angela. I'm
• 1:13:00
  so happy that you got to wait in on Miami, which you don't ever
• 1:13:03
  do too too. It was really fun to one. Yeah, and maybe
• 1:13:06
  you can'ttinue what I mean, who knows, you never know. I know
• 1:13:10
  you're gonna lie I will lieva watch it again. Everyone can follow Angela over
• 1:13:16
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• 1:13:23
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• 1:13:29
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• 1:13:36
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• 1:13:43
  doing Salt Lake City with Deanna, and then Thursday will be Beverly Hills and
• 1:13:48
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• 1:13:53
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• 1:14:00
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