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#96 Our Kids Are On The Run From The Law · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Picture of this old boy at the shops.
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  Speaker 2: Any old boy.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you mean when I mean old boy,
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  Speaker 1: it's like it's like an old boy, Yeah, buys one
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  Speaker 1: thing from the shop and he says to the lady
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  Speaker 1: behind the counter, biggest.
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  Speaker 2: Sale of the day, because it's not that big of
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  Speaker 2: a saying yeah, and it's like biggest sale of the dad.
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  Speaker 2: Are you there, Dahl? Okay, you don't like it, Okay, No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not your best I just thought it.
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  Speaker 1: Was funny because I was watching this old guy at
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  Speaker 1: the checkout.
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  Speaker 2: You to stop watching old people like that. It's not illegal.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Two Got Dads.
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  Speaker 3: I am Maddie, Jay, I'm Ash and this is a
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  Speaker 3: podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.
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  Speaker 3: And there's one thing that we never have we never
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  Speaker 3: will doing this podcast, and that's give you the good listener.
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  Speaker 3: Any type of advice.
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  Speaker 2: We wouldn't dare. I wouldn't dare.
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  Speaker 3: No, we've thought about it, and then once we thought about.
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  Speaker 2: It, we've had to smoak ourselves and be like, God,
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  Speaker 2: damn it, have some sense, you'll never do it. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: how was your weekend? Do you know what I did?
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  Speaker 2: In the morning, went to the beach. I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: Came back from the beach, and do you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I got my law mower and I cut the grass
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  Speaker 2: at the beach. Right.
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  Speaker 3: No, I came back home, sorry, came back home. I
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  Speaker 3: mowed my lawn. I pulled out some weeds. It does
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  Speaker 3: look nice back there. And do you know what I
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  Speaker 3: did after that sleep? I sat down and I got
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  Speaker 3: a beer out of the fridge. Oh, and I had
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  Speaker 3: a sip of Stonewood Pacific out.
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  Speaker 2: I've got one right in front of me. Oh, cheers.
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  Speaker 3: You know we often talk about different scenarios where the
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  Speaker 3: beer tastes better.
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  Speaker 2: That is a good one.
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  Speaker 3: And finishing the gardening. I mean, I've got about five
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  Speaker 3: square meters of lawn. Not all of us have about
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  Speaker 3: four football fields.
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  Speaker 2: Ash.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more of a have a beer before I do
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  Speaker 1: the lawn, especially a stone Wood Pacific airl It's like juice,
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  Speaker 1: like nectar. It's Byron Bay in a bottle. And where
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  Speaker 1: do those Galaxy hops come from? Tasmania?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is Barron Bay in a bottle. They brew
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  Speaker 3: their golden Hazy Pacific ail with all Australian barley, wheat
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  Speaker 3: and Galaxy hops.
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  Speaker 2: From Tasmania. We do love those Galaxy hops.
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  Speaker 1: All those combined gives this beer a big tropical frud.
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  Speaker 2: Aromas and flavors.
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  Speaker 1: And of course we'd like to thanks Stonewoods for making
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  Speaker 1: this episode possible.
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  Speaker 3: I will give a shout out to one of the
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  Speaker 3: members in the Facebook group, Damien Damon. He posted a
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  Speaker 3: couple of photos ash. I don't know if he saw it,
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  Speaker 3: but he said it's a sign exclamation Mike. The burger
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  Speaker 3: shop I come to with my dad and my two
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  Speaker 3: year old son Riley every.
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  Speaker 2: Friday is now serving the nectar.
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  Speaker 3: Of the gods demos lucked out and we look at
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  Speaker 3: the look at the burger.
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  Speaker 2: That is a good bird. Hello, the light shining off
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  Speaker 2: that stone and wood.
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  Speaker 3: That is a lovely way to spend a Friday afternoon
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  Speaker 3: with a burger and a stone wood.
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  Speaker 1: And do you know what the best thing is when
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  Speaker 1: you get it out of the fridge and go outside
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  Speaker 1: frost up on the outside like that.
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  Speaker 2: You need to stop flirting with me. We don't need
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  Speaker 2: some time alone. How was your weekend. It's a bit
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  Speaker 2: of a weird one, to be honest with you. You
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  Speaker 2: saw in the news the bushfire.
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  Speaker 3: I am so sorry for not checking on you.
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  Speaker 2: I leave in the bushlands now and not wild.
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  Speaker 1: You know how I was like, oh shit, manby Jay's
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  Speaker 1: avoiding me this weekend. I know you said last week
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  Speaker 1: when I started to call. Now you're like, oh fucking what?
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  Speaker 1: And I could have been dying.
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  Speaker 2: That was a big fire. It was huge. I have
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  Speaker 2: been driving.
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  Speaker 3: Through your new neck of the woods and thought to myself, wow,
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  Speaker 3: there is a lot of trees around the day own.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't close to us, thankfully, don't say that it
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  Speaker 1: was within visuals.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there we go.
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  Speaker 1: But this is the thing, right, Okay, So it's only
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  Speaker 1: within visuals because we're on a hill and we can
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  Speaker 1: see across the valley. Must must be the other mountain
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  Speaker 1: and a hill or a mountain. How do you define
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  Speaker 1: that I.
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  Speaker 2: Live on a hill, or to live on a mountain,
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  Speaker 2: or to not live on a mountain. It's a mountain range,
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  Speaker 2: a mountain range. The fire started midway through. Do I
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  Speaker 2: live in a castle or a palace? Who's going to
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  Speaker 2: rescue me? True love's first kiss? Am I a prince?
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  Speaker 2: Our count?
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm in my ivory tower looking over the mountain range,
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  Speaker 1: over the range, just as we.
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  Speaker 3: Call them do they tell you do you are you
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  Speaker 3: informed that there's going to be a hazard reduction burn?
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  Speaker 2: No, definitely not.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine if I imagine the freak outs people would have it,
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  Speaker 1: say we're going to do a hazard production burn around
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  Speaker 1: your house. Be like, oh my god, no, you might
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  Speaker 1: get out of control like this one. Anyway, it really
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  Speaker 1: kicked off. But the thing it didn't start. It started
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  Speaker 1: midway through my midday nap. So I woke up and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, I didn't smell it. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what's all these helicopters busting around my house for? So
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  Speaker 1: what they were doing is they were they were dumping
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  Speaker 1: water from helicopters right the whole weekend. I'm talking for
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  Speaker 1: forty eight hours. They're still there some this morning, still
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  Speaker 1: to get the surrounding area.
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  Speaker 2: Where do they get the water from the ocean? This
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  Speaker 2: is the thing, Please tell me get the water.
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  Speaker 1: They were getting the water from the golf course behind
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  Speaker 1: my house.
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  Speaker 2: They would have been livid. The country club.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's like the most expensive golf club.
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  Speaker 2: The country club would be like, let like, that's expensive water.
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  Speaker 1: It must be a good spot because it's on top
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  Speaker 1: of the ranges.
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  Speaker 2: And the helicopters must be to get in there.
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  Speaker 1: Really so many helicops never seen anything like I thought.
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  Speaker 1: For the whole weekend, I felt like I was in
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  Speaker 1: an episode of Match.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just what you know. Radars like this. Going back,
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  Speaker 2: those Paul at Vietnam vets must have been like up
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  Speaker 2: the top of the hill. There they were like my
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  Speaker 2: golf class rich country club. So yeah, even this morning
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  Speaker 2: was still a bit mash like. But no one, Thankfully
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. I got what.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the manly game on this Saturday Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: It got home and because.
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  Speaker 2: It was dark, obviously you went to the football whilst
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  Speaker 2: your neighborhood was on fire, got to support the team.
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  Speaker 1: Uh honestly, probably would have been more entertaining watching the fire.
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  Speaker 1: But getting home in the uber and it was dark,
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  Speaker 1: I could just see glowing.
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  Speaker 2: Glowing, and I was like, that's scary. Someone better get
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  Speaker 2: that on control. How was Oscar? Was he freaking out
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  Speaker 2: over the helicopters. That was like, there it is a game,
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  Speaker 2: loving it or loving it? Nice? He was like more
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  Speaker 2: fire in the making.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you're okay, and I apologize for not
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  Speaker 3: checking on you.
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  Speaker 2: That's on me. Selfish. I'm sorry, I was ever thinking
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  Speaker 2: about yourself. I was watching the news like a boom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: would have good thing. I don't know anyone over.
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  Speaker 1: There, not anymore because he's dead birds alive to Crisp.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you're okay the acre, which is fine.
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  Speaker 3: I went to the pub on Friday. Here he is,
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  Speaker 3: I went to the pub on Friday. I've got it.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't have come. You're too busy. Line fires. There
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  Speaker 3: is something about you, the screams fire. I went to
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  Speaker 3: the pub on Friday, first time. Going to the Diggers
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  Speaker 3: is called the Digger. I don't know if it's formally
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  Speaker 3: called the Diggers, but people call it the Diggers.
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  Speaker 2: Above the big septic tank.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a weird location of you hat a beautiful
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  Speaker 3: golf course right next to like the seywerage plan of Bondai.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful. You just remember fees it through the roof.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes when it's a down wind, we get to like
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  Speaker 3: that's melm. It's a sewerage. But there's a golf and
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  Speaker 3: I say, like golf club. But it's like it hasn't
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  Speaker 3: changed from the seventies. When you order your food, they
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  Speaker 3: add up your order with a pen and paper.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't worked out calculators yet. They haven't done have
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  Speaker 2: calculators and I was like, oh, that's an old way
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  Speaker 2: of doing it. He's like, it's the bloody best way, mate,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, this is the only calculator
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  Speaker 2: on here, so it's very old.
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  Speaker 1: And then when you order one thing, he's like, biggest
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  Speaker 1: sale all the day.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently Greg Norman tried to buy it the golf course.
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  Speaker 2: And the golf you find out that was on a
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  Speaker 2: big fucking toilet. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who owns it, but they're like, we're
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  Speaker 3: not selling to anybody.
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  Speaker 2: It's the most amazing view of a bond. I have
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  Speaker 2: a bond. Listen to you ass, listen to me and
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  Speaker 2: my rangers and you and your beach views.
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  Speaker 3: It's lovely. Anyone who hasn't been to the dig is great. Snitty,
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  Speaker 3: I will say that.
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  Speaker 1: And it was like I could do a chicken palm
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  Speaker 1: right now, you my motherfucker.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I apologize I've planned about seed too early. I
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  Speaker 3: am salivating, but lots of kids, everyone's running around, everyone's
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  Speaker 3: having a good time. It's a big grass area, A
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  Speaker 3: big grass area, lovely, lovely for kids, and there's there
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  Speaker 3: was plenty of them all running around having fun, and
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  Speaker 3: I saw Lola. Sometimes you get a bit nervous and
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  Speaker 3: you think, oh, I hope my child will play with
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  Speaker 3: the other kids.
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  Speaker 2: And she may play with the other children.
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  Speaker 3: She was chasing them all, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's kind of cute. And then I knew they were
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  Speaker 3: yelling and having fun and laughing. And then I realized
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  Speaker 3: she was yelling something. She had a toy as well
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  Speaker 3: that she was carrying, and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I should say she had this.
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  Speaker 2: I know those.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I thought that was a dial though.
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  Speaker 2: When you got that, well, so did Lola.
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  Speaker 3: She had it in her pants, tucked in and she
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  Speaker 3: was going, it's my doodle. I'm gonna get you, and
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  Speaker 3: she was chasing the kids around, pretending that this was
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  Speaker 3: her doodle.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how did the other kids receive that?
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell if they were petrified, if they were
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  Speaker 2: into it. They're like, don't come near me with that
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  Speaker 2: peenus chasing.
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  Speaker 3: Around the beer garden. So I was like, I better
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  Speaker 3: put an endo that game. Yeah, put an end to
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  Speaker 3: that game. And we didn't stay too long ash because
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  Speaker 3: we had to come home, put the kids in bed,
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  Speaker 3: and also.
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  Speaker 2: Get your own peanis out.
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  Speaker 1: Well was giving you a bunch of ideas, Jason, Laura
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  Speaker 1: around with my job.
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  Speaker 3: So Laura and I we kind of knew that Friday
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  Speaker 3: we have we have Fridays to day. We have to
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  Speaker 3: pre plan our sex, all right. And to anyone else
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  Speaker 3: out there who has unpremeditated sex, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: You can I say, do you book yours?
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  Speaker 1: In?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck? What's that like? You just don't have his ex?
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  Speaker 2: It must be nice spontaneous. But I think that if
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  Speaker 2: I pre planned it, I'll get too nervous.
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  Speaker 3: That is the problem as well, because then you've got
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  Speaker 3: the pressure of like you've got to perform like tonight'
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  Speaker 3: tonight Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's a game night. Because I've been training
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: all week.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to eat too much, you know, you
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  Speaker 3: don't want to have a full curry go into it. Well, then,
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  Speaker 3: so Laura had at dinner at the Diggers, she had
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  Speaker 3: pro pasta right turns out, and you were like, well,
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  Speaker 3: this is not happening tonight. It was the garlicist, if
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: that's a word. It is now pro past that you've
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  Speaker 3: you've ever smelt your entire life.
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  Speaker 2: Garlic brawns are great. It was oozing out of her,
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  Speaker 2: like you're making me hungry? Can you start? We get home,
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  Speaker 2: kids are in bed. Laura's like, so what do you say?
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  Speaker 2: Big boy? Hit it? I was like, you fucking s
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how much garlic did you have? It was?
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  Speaker 2: It was unbelievable. You're the local vampires going. I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: kiss her. I couldn't get it was so kisses.
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  Speaker 1: It was just pure garlic pune. If it was like
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  Speaker 1: your first day, and that's.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: What Laura said. She was like, it was our first date,
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  Speaker 2: you'd still kiss me.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like yeah, but that's like yeah, you push
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: there any pain given the keys of the castle yet.
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  Speaker 2: So we didn't have sex because because of just a breath,
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  Speaker 2: too much guard I couldn't do it. Couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: It's too much really for me.
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  Speaker 1: About the other end, garlicy all garlic you're it does
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  Speaker 1: come out at your paws.
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  Speaker 2: For the record, it wasn't garlic you're down there. I
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: can't get the mood. I'm not kissing.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, So complete stop to the all the extracurricular activities
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: due to you couldn't get par the.
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  Speaker 2: Repugnant smell of into bed. We tried, it didn't work.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: You tried well, Like I just said to Laura, I'm like,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: it's so strong just kissing. You're like I've already had dinner. Thanks,
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I can't. I can't do this,
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  Speaker 2: not for me. What about brushing the teeth.
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  Speaker 3: She brushed her teeth, She had mints, She tried everything.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of a man not being able to
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  Speaker 2: have sex.
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  Speaker 1: What are you trying to say because of the garlic
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  Speaker 1: you smell, so just off to bed, off to bed,
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  Speaker 1: bro and because it would have stept out of her
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  Speaker 1: pause was a sleep stranger walked into that room.
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  Speaker 3: They were like fucking hell. Lasted until she was trying everything,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't know if it was just time had
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: healed her wounds, but she had a green juice seemed
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  Speaker 3: to do the trick. So anyone out there who's battling
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  Speaker 3: with garlic breath.
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  Speaker 2: Green juice, green juice, surely just over time. I guess
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: we'll never know. Look, I feel sorry for it, and.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Hopefully this week you can make wish you could make
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  Speaker 1: up for it and you not have a garlic.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Oh we Saturday night, Saturday night. Need I say anymore?
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Did you have time in the calendar? Slop that in?
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  Speaker 3: But also the problem on Saturday nights is is that
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Ellie who lives with us, my mother, If anyone not familiar,
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  Speaker 3: she loves loves to watch a little show on TV.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she loves to watch She would what the fuck
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: you be honest, she loves it. She loves me, loves Laura.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: What's not to love. She'd be like, okay, guys, this
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: is Friday night. Just got the pop gone after dinner.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, So She's like, I've got a movie
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  Speaker 2: that I think we'd really like. And Laura and I
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: were like, oh gosh, look at the time. It's eight thirty.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: We've got to hop into bed. And Nana was like,
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: what do you mean? Sorry Nana, Sorry, just.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Hear his animal noises coming from upstairs. So what's a
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: movie they watching? Well, this happened to me yesterday, that me,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: April and the kids yesterday. I don't know ethically or
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: if this is unethical or it's ethical, or it's wrong
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: or it's a crime. We went to went grocery shopping yesday,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Sunday is a big shop day, and we killed a
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: man and ran AMU over with my trolley and is
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: that legal? So we went came up. We went through
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  Speaker 1: the toy section, a couple of toys in. I went
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: through past the closed section. I didn't see anything going
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  Speaker 1: in the trolley.
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  Speaker 2: Busy old day for the Wicks, I know.
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  Speaker 1: So I paid for the kid's toys and stuff up
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  Speaker 1: the back and then we just like walked out of
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  Speaker 1: the shop, got to the car.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm loaning the car and I'm like, what are
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: these clothes?
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  Speaker 1: We've walked out with like forty five dollars worth of
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: clothes ship And it.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, you guys are thieves on the run all
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: of a sudden, We're a modern day body in Clyde.
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  Speaker 2: What was the price? It was? It for me?
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: April just got a whole new wardrobe for nothing. Once
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: you get lingerie, I wish, But like, what would you
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: do do?
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  Speaker 2: You would you go back? You gotta go back? Oh well,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: hang on a seat, okay, yeah, look my knee jerk reaction.
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  Speaker 2: Is it going to go back? But also fine, that
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  Speaker 2: was fine. Also you've gotten away with it. That's what
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I was like. I was like, what can we do next?
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  Speaker 2: Just drive a car? No, we just went on like
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: a complete crimes free because we just had the coat
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  Speaker 2: hangers and stuff.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: You take the coat hangers, well, hang on a second,
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  Speaker 3: what you meant.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: To leave the coat hangers behind? Yeah, there's like a
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: big there's like a big willipin. Why is no one
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: stopping me? Like here he is again, guys, he must
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: be out of coat hangers. Between you and me, we're
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: putting Camine out of business. We're tell coad hangers again.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have to close the doors. What the code
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: hangers were?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Free?
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Rain, That's that's the best part. My kid's wardrobe is
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: full of Kmart code hangers.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Smart, that's what they've all gone. And in my house
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: now apparently I think.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Because you can't call because came, I never pick up
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: the phone. No, that's fifteen year old kid does not
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: give a fuck.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: What's that saying? Man, you got kids? If you didn't
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: have kids, sure go back.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: But I was like the whole afternoon, I was just like,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: do you feel like I want a bit of a
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: crime spree? Here? We're like cutting roundabout the kids in
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: the car.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't know like at the bottom of my street.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It's quite a big, obnoxious roundabout. Yeah, you don't even
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: need to go around.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, what's this, babe, look at you.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Ashwicks moves to a big old house in the backyard
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, doesn't pay for clothing, doesn't get roundabout,
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: strives right through them.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: It was like, we shouldn't buy dinners today. I'm like,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: maybe just say forty five dollars clothes. We are buying
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: dinners and anyway, so what did you do? Kept it?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I'm on the run. Shame on you. It's an honest mistake.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: It's also the first time I've ever stolen anything, and
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I reckon that you count for the fact that they
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: get robbed quite a lot.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Can I admit something to you? Of course absolutely.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: We actually realized that we had stolen it the second
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: we stepped out.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Of We still didn't turn April run.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: She's going to kill me because she said, don't you
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: make sure you said we were home?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Do the kids realize what their parents are doing right now?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I no, But before we went to the shops oscats
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: and pocket money. Yeah, so saved up not March. We
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: has a lot of money, more than I thought. I
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: think he's just been stealing it, like father like yeah,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: but before we went to the shops and it was,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: you know, Sunday, he's been a good boy. He was like,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I want to count my pocket money, and it's mainly
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: just coins. There's a couple of notes in there that
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Mimi and Popper's. I love that in there. First of all,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, you've got savings, you got pocket money,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: because I didn't know this thing existed. He's just like
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: created his own wine and like put somewhere and he's like, yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: got it out, got it out, like and started counting,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: like we're counting it. And I was trying to teach
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: him the value of each coin, and like, you know
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: what it's like.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: With you teaching the value of money, not the.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Act, not the maham, not the not the actual value
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: because it's written on it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: If it's not the actual value, then what are you teaching?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Like like, okay, well, at you know, ten ten ten cents.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Equals one dollars, but the value.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stop making me sound like an idiot.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm working my way through the do it yourself.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: And it was funny because I was like, all right,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: so ten ten cents equals a dollar and then I
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, you count these and you tell me
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: how many.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Dollars you had. He's still good, work it out. But
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: then we're we're going through and he's got a lot
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: of money. He's got like forty bucks and I was
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: like forty bucks. I was like, that's not good.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: This is what you do with that yoink, and and
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, look, your mum's were really good at saving.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I'm really good at spending. So let's do what mummy
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: would do.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: And steal steal it. We're not quite there yet.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: After this is when we learned how to steal, but
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: we were I said, okay, well you leave thirty dollars
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: in savings and take ten dollars with us, and you
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: can buy something worth ten dollars, but it has to
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: be educational, so it has to be lego puzzle book,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: good from you, or even thank you. And he was like,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: but what if it's more than ten? And I was like,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: well no, well this is how much like you're trying
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: to trying to trying to save your money. And he
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: couldn't quite work out, but I've got thirty if it's
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: a bigger number, And then he kept saying, what if
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: it's not educational and it's ten dollars, it's like beside
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the point, trying to.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: How long were you guys in there for? It's like ages,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: So can you please leave? We're trying to close the.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Ten dollars oscar So I was trying.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I spent the afternoon trying to teach him the value
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: of money, only to finish the day was stealing.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: The irony. So he's working it out. Before we go.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Into lives, I just want to tell you really quickly
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: about a new pet that we have now in the house.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think you can refer to yourmum as a pet.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Very good, I love you, Ellie pet. We got it
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: this morning.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Oh so I woke up to Lola. She has like
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: a little plan.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: What's here? Where she got it from?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: That's a good start. She came into the running stole
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: it in April and as.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: She came into the bed and she was like, I've
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: got a pet, and I was like, what is it?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: And it was a little bug. One of those bugs
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: are shaped in the little bug in the shape of
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: a leaf, like a leaf bug.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure the technical Yeah, you know it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You've been there very yeah, very very good impersonation, and
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: she was in love with this little insect. She was
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: like on her hand, she was being very delicate and
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: she was like my little bucky bucky squash. And I
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: was I was like, you know, you got to be careful.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: And I was like, can Daddy hold your bugs? I
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm going to set this guy free. And
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: he's like, oh my god, that's going on.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not used to this many people.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: And she was taking it into a room. She put
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: it down as she was getting dressed. She then took
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: it downstairs and she had a little she's a little
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: like pop plant playing inside and she's like, that's a time.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Where is it? Long story short? The insect's dead? How
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: did it die? That's what I want? Someone getting too, Oh,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I want a full investigation. Poor old Lola. I love
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: this little Oh my days, this whole puppy dogs is.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: She just was obsessed.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Don't know like what it was. It was just she
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: was lashed onto this bug. And so she was bringing
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: it downstairs. She had breakfast next to the bug, which
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: was now in the pop plant, and.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: She was like, my little buggy, it's our family.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: And then Marley was there being like, I think he's
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: not going to last forever, you know.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: The week don't last around here. That was insects and
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: the last day or two and then it'll be gone.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: And I was like, no, it's going to be. It's
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: part of the family. And Marley was like, I don't
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: think so. Anyway, Lola loved this little bug so much.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: She tried to pick it up. Oh no, tried to
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: pick it up, wanted to put it on her hand.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: They're not as strong as they used to be, these bugs,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: and they've changed. The bugs are getting weak. They're weak
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: back in my day. I don't know. And she was like,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: is it dead? And I was like, I don't think so.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Revive it, daddy. The thing is like, it's a pancakes.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a pancake. Did have a pet. We
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: did have a pet. Look out Buster, you're next. And
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm praying. It's hard to know. Sometimes kids
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: forget about things very.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Quickly, you know, and she'll remember it when she goes
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: to bed in the middle of the night in six
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: weeks time.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Where's buggy? Where's that buggy? I haven't seen it six weeks. Idiots,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: aren't they idiots anyway, idiots. Speaking of idiots, that's going
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: to lies. Tell me loud, tell the little lie.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Now, some people who don't have kids make question why
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: us parents are lying to our children.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: It's just easier because we hate them.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't want to say that, because it's parts
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: of parenting. I'd say ninety percent of parenting is hard,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: and these are the white lies make it just the
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: duney bit easier.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: You get through it so much easier.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Wrong with that, Yeah, like stealing a couple of clothes
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: from our local store, there's not there wrong with that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Actually, it's the real quick one that I've been using
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: a lot lately. It's the one thing that gets me
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: out of being with my kids.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: That sounds horrible.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Sometimes we'll be playing a game. I'm like, you know,
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: tea parties, and I'm like, I got five ten minutes
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: in me and then I'm like this game sucks. Yeah,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: that's a long time, and I'm like I got to go,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: and they're like, where are you going? And I go,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I just got to go do a Wii and they're like, oh,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: that's okay. It's like the only thing that my kids
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: understand that if I don't go like he has to go.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: He has to do it, has to do it. It's a
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: matter of life. I don't want to have an accident.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: And so they're like okay, and then like half an
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: hour later they'll see me watching TV and they're.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, wait.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Again, damn it, I show this one. Submitted by Amy.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: This was on the Instagram. They said the ladder, they
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: are in the car, the slow of the carboll drive.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Very good, very good in this real phase of now
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: he's like, how long will this take? And we've got
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: to actually put where we're going in the GBS and
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: give him the phone so he can follow it because
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: he just doesn't believe it's how long. It is good,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: not that he knows how long a minute is, but yeah,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: that's good one. I got one here from Chloe. Don't
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: be confused, it's not Chloe.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Well actually, producer Jests just said that apparently only five
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: people last year.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: This year, I wonder why only people were called clothe.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: No, sorry not, I can't attack the people that smitted clothes.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Listening right now, going fuck these guys.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry that was mean, but I stand
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: by it. How did I get my son out of
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the bath.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Tell him there's a spider in there quick. Oh my gosh.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I stand by my previous comment about the name Cloak
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: based off that, because you've petrified this child, I pretend
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: like you've.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Never scared O scy you go out of the train. Yeah,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: this one, we won't say her name. It's an anti Sanata.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: It's Christmas time, best some of the year to start
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: lying to you in the most wonderful time.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: If you're naughty, we'll call the anti Santa and he'll
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: come and take your toys away.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: So his name is Santa.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's like the Grinch. Kids love the
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Grinch and you're like, Santa is great. It's like it's
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: modern day religion. It's like devil Anti Santa brilliant. This
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: is another Christmas related one.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: And we want them. We want these, We want these
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: so bad.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: So now she said, I put my friend's number in
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: my phone as Santa.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: That's good, and he called and she calls.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Them every time they misbehave works a treat.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I have done that before. Yeah, right before. What I
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: call I call Laura and so I put on speaking.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: It's ringing, it's ringing.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: That's if they're going like a birthday party, and I say,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: if you misbehave, you're not going to the party. I'm
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: going to call Charlotte right now, coming very good, and
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: I'm make sure Laura's Stone's on silent.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: And the kids like, we'll do it. I don't want
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: to do anything, idiots.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Very good, Tradi some questions, Yeah, please, hey, you know
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: what really kicked off ash before we ask these questions
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: to each other, the one about leaving the cars and
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: the leaving the kids in the.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: The cars and the kids and they get in there
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: in the first place. People really really happy with that one.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Again, whether the joke just said it, you know, I
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: haven't like a little happy dance. Yes, a lot of
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: people very opinionated.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I know when it comes to look, if there's no
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: malice intent behind leaving the kid in the car, it's
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: more convenience. I'm not like I'm going to ask the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: pub kids.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: But also one lady said, she did say, She's like,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: you would never leave the kids in the car walls.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: You get a coffee and I'm like, well, look if
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: I could park right in front where the barista is
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: so I can grab my coffee and I'm still being
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: still able to look at my kids. If I can
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: do that and the coffee is pre made and I'm
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: literally going in tapping and getting my coffee, that's fine.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: In that case, I.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Would I think like two very different things, coffee and petrol.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Like, obviously I'm not going to go into a store.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm not going to order a coffee. I'm
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: not going to then wait five minutes.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Not essential, like petrol is a necessity, but also like
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: you're in there for a blink of an eye. Sorry,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I hate to But.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Then also someone did say that's why they've got glass
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: windows so you can see out see your car the
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: whole time. And then also someone said that the clerk,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the petrol the petrol people, fucking know, for petrol people,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you're better than that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to be out to sleep tonight.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Now petrol people will get me.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I thought I would have had a better name for them,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: the petrol folk. They they prefer you to leave you
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: kid in the car because it's less dangerous.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: They say that. They would say, they just don't want
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: screaming kids in the Predators was.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Apparently though apparently, though the app is great, the app
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: is great, you can pay through the app.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Pay through the app. The petrol people have an app.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: The petrol people have an app. The petrol people's app.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Is that? What's good? I think?
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: So?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it? Hang on?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I'm confused just each because obviously just different outlets.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so for example, BP, maybe Ample have their own
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: app that you can then you can then fill up
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: and then pay through the app.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I trust it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get them my details. But for example,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: one lady wrote in said she has three under three.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: There's no way that she's going to time it where.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Three under three? Hang on? Maybe twins, she she loves sex.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe she had triplets. Fucking creepy.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry, that's quick turnaround. I'd like to hear
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: more about the three under three.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Bet you would.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: She just said that there's no way that she's going
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: to take her three kids out of the car. How
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: do you carry three that's going to take you half
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: an hour round trip to pay? I don't think so
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: for me a time of questions, ash, I have one
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: for you here. This was submitted anonymously in the Facebook group.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: We love the anonymous ones because you know it's someone's.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Either fucked up and don't want to admit it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: It's a bit juicy, how fucked up they It's also
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: it's a bit sad. I'm kind of be honest, yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: partly sad, but she's kind of sprinkled in a bit
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: of humor in here.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: So she asks, well, they ask, we don't know if
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: it's a hero. Oh my god, I'm going to incriminate them.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: When did you stop hating your partner? It's a joke.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: When did I ever like them? But also not.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Really, she goes, I gotbago. Sorry, we don't know who,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: don't know the sex of this person. I've got two
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: kids nearly one and three, and so we're well and
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: truly in the trenches. But I was just wondering when
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: everyone feels they saw the light at the end of
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: the tunnel with their relationship, or equally, when they knew
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: it was over. I know there's a million different factors
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: and every relationship is different, and I also know we're
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: in a real roommate phase at the moment, but give
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: me some hope, please.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: The dreaded room mate phase.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Look, I think Everett like, once again, I am not
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: an expert, And there was a part of that question there.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: That was or when dey Gano it was over.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I can't really speak to that either because we're still together,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: same with you and Laura. I guess all I can
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: say is parenting and newborn is different. It's the hardest.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: It's the hardest part of parent.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: It's different type though, of course it's a different type
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: because you got a blob, you got a blow that
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: nothing's trying to baby, not the partner. But are you
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: just trying to like solve the problem. I think she's
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: got to go to a therapist. Dude, go to it.
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  Speaker 3: If you're if you're at a point where you're like,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: I fucking really, I'm trying to resent my partner, go
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: go to a therapist and like fucking nip that in
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: the bar.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I think you've jumped maybe one too many stuf.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Well, have you had the conversation with your partner to
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: be like, look, there's certain things at the moment that
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: we're not seeing it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but if you're gonna have that conversation, why
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: do I have it with an expert? I spoke like,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: you know, if you if you're gonna have a conversation,
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: have it with someone who's like Switzerland, someone who can
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: help mediate the conversation.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: True, because I know that April and I have had
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: troubles before and it's like, hey, let's go see a
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: therapist and it's like, okay, what can we do in between.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Seeing the therapist? How are you feeling?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I said, I can't talk on How do
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: you know when it's over?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Because it's not. But when it's like, is there light?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I think there's light if you want to create it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: So all right, gandhi over here, bam, Like right, Am
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I wrong?
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  Speaker 3: I think the light the light for me is as
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: they get older, it gets easier.
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  Speaker 2: I find.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's pressures of you know, you've got big emotions
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: now and you're kind of you're shaping a little human
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: as like a mini adult almost.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when they get older, fuck.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: It gets That's that's the biggest a turn of not
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: wanting to have a third because I'm like, I don't
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: want to get back to New York.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Days because it's so hard. So I did like when
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: they couldn't move, that was a good time. Matt, I
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: have another anonymous one.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can handle two anonymous ones
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: in one segment, but they actually messaged me.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: And we spoke about this before we record it. Because
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: one of us is circumcised and the other is not.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Let's play a little games, say guess who who's going
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I am not shocker what, but the question is And
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: it's actually I'm interested as well, because I did have
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a thought on people that are and aren't circumcised in
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: friends groups, being it's like you're on that team and
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: you're on the other team segregation. I would say, with
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: friend groups, do you ever wish you weren't circumcised?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: And one of.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: You see that it brings out do friend groups big time.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: The reason they are this question, and I know it's
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a bit of sounds like a bit of a random question,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: is that they circumcised their child. But now she's thinking
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: that she's done the wrong thing wrong things A bit.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's the wrong thing, because then you'll
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: just peppy yourself with you've done the wrong thing.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I've done the right thing, because we all know that
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: circumcised people are superior.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Freaks over here. We are better, We're cleaner, faster, faster,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: you like digging yourself home.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I wonder, I do wonder, what would my life
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: have been. Like, if I wasn't circumcised, where would I
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: have ended up?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: That's sick skin? Maybe dirty bathrooms in a circus somewhere.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'd be homeless. Maybe that was a real fork
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: in the road moment where you'd have at least your
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: peenis that have shelter? Yeah?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: If anyone not aware I had a big four skin
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: which was recommended by medical experts that I get circumcised,
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: which happened at the age of six. Okay, to find
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: a medical expert hard for me to talk about, but
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: especially when Ash sits there making fun of a medical
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: condition that I suffered as a young child.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: How dare you don't turn yourself into it? How dare you? Well,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: your mum's the one who had it chopped off.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I so if you had okay, if you had a boy,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: would you circumcise your kid?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I think so, yeah, yeah, I would.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to ask you a quick question here, and
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I'd like you to be honest. This is a bit
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: of a gross question, but I want to I want
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: to get this straight from the horse's mouth.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Well, let's bring the horse in. Okay, that was terrible
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: to joke.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: How often do you pull back your forcek and wash
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: your penis.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: You meant to do that every damn do you? Yeah?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Kay?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: See, to me, it just seems like you're living a
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: life where you're.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Prepped the meal properly. Uh, that's enough of that. No, see,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I think, yes, I'm sorry for that one.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: And the listeners. Nah stuff. I think it's just more work, right,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Like it's just the oh my god, it's like the
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: minimal amount of work.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: As someone who's incredibly lazy. It's a lot to hear
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: say that. I'm not incredibly lazy. Uh, it's distraction, is
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: the word you're looking for. Distracted, So you just you
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: have something else to worry about your infection, you know
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: what about it? If it's sexy time and you're like, oh shit,
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I need to have a shower because it's not clean.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I've never had that worry how to do that? No, okay,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there are people out there, there's lazier people
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: than me.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I've never had to worry about the cleanliness of my penis.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: You thank you mum for that. Sometimes if I'm going
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: for a run, like sometimes you know what, because like
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: it's it's the exposed anyway. Anyway, I'm learning a lot
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: sometimes when I'm going for a run as a bit. Oh,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Sweat, Sure, well,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: think about it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Think about Okay, imagine if you would go for a
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: run and you had to pull back your foreskin and
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: then you go for the run.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just ready for my run. Let me
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: just fold my foreskin back first. Imagine that's how what
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: that would feel like. I need all the do you
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: go for more runs? I need all the aerodynamics I
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: can I can get.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I taped back as a thirty seven year old
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: man who was circumcised at the age of six. I
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: don't have any regrets about that procedure.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: When I was a child. I lived a happy, in
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: full life for now now so I think, don't stress.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Well, someone who has not been snipped, I also live
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: a happy, in full life.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Happy. I live a full life, happier, happier. We'll leave
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: it at that.
• 38:10
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• 38:14
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• 38:18
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• 38:21
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• 38:23
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• 38:26
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• 38:28
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• 38:31
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• 38:33
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• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Actually had a dream about the Facebook group last night. Okay,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: go on, and it.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Was actually not It was actually you and I discussing
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: the anyway, that's not for this chat.
• 38:44
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• 38:48
  Speaker 2: We'll see you next week.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: But every now and then, just on occasion, you don't
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: like to finish off a word. What what?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What? What? What? What am
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I getting wrong here? Every now and then you do
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: a half work. It's a disability, Mathew. I have no
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: idea that I did this. Next time I do it?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Did I just do it again?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Now I'm going to be self conscious this whole episode.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: What do they do? So you'll say, and the reason
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: why you've got something else? Do you just do it? Yeah?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: That's I was giving an example. Yeah, I'll try. We
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: still have regardless to try. My absolute hardest.
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