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Episode 26: Comedian Caught on Camera · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze in Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana
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  Speaker 1: no minors, but your audience is only. Hey, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question. When's the last time you bought
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  Speaker 1: garbage bags? Like a week ago, I bought garbage bagsha.
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  Speaker 1: That shit's expensive, man. Yeah, you know what I found out?
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  Speaker 1: Who has really good garbage bags? Seven eleven. That's sort
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  Speaker 1: of good. What they do, They're really really good. They're tough,
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  Speaker 1: they hold up well.
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  Speaker 2: What you mean to tell me? You go to seven
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  Speaker 2: eleven and by garbage.
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  Speaker 3: I went one time last year during wintertime because everything
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  Speaker 3: else was kind of like it was closed or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Went to seven eleven. Some of the greatest trash bags
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  Speaker 1: I have ever gotten. Some of the that's looks like
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  Speaker 1: an ironic sense. The greatest trash bags?
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  Speaker 2: Are they seven to eleven brand?
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  Speaker 1: They are?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have their own rash bag. It's funny because
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  Speaker 2: they're just gonna be garbage. I know, I know.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: I was shocked today, but I got groceries today. Naturally.
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  Speaker 1: I woke up a little hungover and I used Instacart today,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm scrolling on the app.
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  Speaker 2: Man, garbage bags, how natty expensive? The cheapest ones I found.
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  Speaker 1: Were like twelve dollars, but prices have been falling. I thought,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and what planet do not talk about Donald J?
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  Speaker 2: Trump out that way? I didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 5: That's not even that much. Then twelve bucks? Come on, bro,
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  Speaker 5: you're rich. Oh shut the fuck up, layer right now?
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  Speaker 5: That's not seven eleven brand? Was it Glad or something?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I got hefty, Hefty hefty, Okay, yeah, you can't just
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  Speaker 1: say it once, you have to say it three times, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's why it's so expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Heft. Do you have to they charge it for hefty?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But like garbage bags, that's one of the things,
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  Speaker 1: like you can't really cheap out on garbage bags.
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  Speaker 2: You can.
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  Speaker 1: You can go to seven eleven and great doing that
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  Speaker 1: great garbage bag?
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  Speaker 2: What hell is doing? What do you think you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: what do you think you're gonna put it in the bags?
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  Speaker 1: Trash? Yeah you answer that so like honestly, yes, we knew.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very confused what's happening? That's all right, Joe. That's
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  Speaker 1: why we call it blazed and confused. Yeah, prockerre we are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, yesterday I was at home and I was trying
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  Speaker 3: to get some stuff done. I was doing some work
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  Speaker 3: on the weekend, and my neighbor was just mowing his
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  Speaker 3: lawn all fucking day long, really, and he's got a
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  Speaker 3: thing against leaves. I think he had three fucking leaf
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  Speaker 3: blowers going at once. He had two handhelds and one
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  Speaker 3: thing that sits on the ground and double barrel and
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  Speaker 3: triple barrel. Yeah, how is he holding the third blower?
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  Speaker 5: One?
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  Speaker 3: It just sits on the ground. Third blower sounds funny.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot of blowers. But he had one like
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  Speaker 3: on the ground that was like a high powered like
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  Speaker 3: you know thing, and it was just like and then
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  Speaker 3: when I thought it was done, he fires up as
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  Speaker 3: fucking mower. He's got one of those big, gigantic mowers.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know shit about mowers. I don't even think
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  Speaker 3: I could ever drive one of those fucking small yard
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  Speaker 3: big mower, big yard. He has got a big My
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  Speaker 3: neighbor's got a big yeard wit Which neighbor is this
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  Speaker 3: the one as soon as you come out of my door,
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  Speaker 3: he's like right there, the one that wears the shorts
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  Speaker 3: all the time. His shorts winter spring, summerfall shrinkage.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Dude, there's like ten feet of snow on the
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  Speaker 1: ground in February Homies out here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sports, he always does it, man, but yeah, he
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  Speaker 3: was super fucking loud. Yesterday we found you and I
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  Speaker 3: were talking the other day we found like this really
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  Speaker 3: funny clip on the internet for some guy mowing al
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  Speaker 3: attempting to mo Alan or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Here, wait, I have to super silly, I have to
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  Speaker 2: pull this up. Tyler has to watch this.
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  Speaker 3: On Yeah, we don't have any video capabilities yet, so we're,
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  Speaker 3: you know, doing what we can.
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  Speaker 2: Is it going on the TV? Yeah? There we go.
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  Speaker 1: So Tyler here, watch this video. And so this guy
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  Speaker 1: look familiar?
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  Speaker 2: That's me? How'd you find that? I was like, what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck? How'd you find it?
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  Speaker 1: All?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Now, now for this to work properly, Becker, you have
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  Speaker 1: to describe the video because the people that are listening
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  Speaker 1: to this podcast have no fucking idea what's happening right now.
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  Speaker 1: We're just laughing repeatedly. Wait, do you know that guy
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  Speaker 1: the other day? Swear to God, all this all lined
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  Speaker 1: up so well? Somehow? How why you asked me to
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  Speaker 1: be none at all? It was just coincidence. I swear
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  Speaker 1: to God, That's why I'm saying it all lined up. Oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: so you and I confirmed a recording time today two
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  Speaker 1: I think a day or two later, I get this
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  Speaker 1: text message from a friend of mine who said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a comedian to do a party we're
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  Speaker 1: hosting for the holidays.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have about twenty five people. Do you have
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  Speaker 3: anybody who recommended I mentioned this, and I said, Tyler Rothrock,
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  Speaker 3: if he doesn't know somebody, maybe he'll he can refer
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  Speaker 3: you to someone. And she goes, oh my god, I
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  Speaker 3: have something to tell you. And I was like what,
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  Speaker 3: And she said, a friend of ours was getting a
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  Speaker 3: mower picked up or something the other day, and Tyler
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  Speaker 3: Rothrock was the person that picked.
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  Speaker 2: Up my uncle's company. Yeah, okay, so yeah, she goes,
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  Speaker 2: you have to see this video.
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  Speaker 1: She like, she's friends with them and this happened on
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  Speaker 1: their camera.
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  Speaker 2: He know, why won't he say?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Tyler, I don't know. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Aboud I'm quitting my job.
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  Speaker 5: This is what fucking sucks about where I'm at in entertainment,
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  Speaker 5: where enough.
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  Speaker 2: People know me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I still have to have a regular job,
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  Speaker 5: so I work for myself.
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  Speaker 1: Like you're very good at it.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, dude, I was so scared of that thing.
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  Speaker 3: So what we're watching, by the way, is Tyler accepting
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  Speaker 3: a mower from someone to take it away to do
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  Speaker 3: something with it where you.
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  Speaker 1: Can put on a trailer.
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  Speaker 2: Are you gonna do it? I'm like, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So he's attempting to take this mower and I guess
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  Speaker 1: walk it to the trailer or something. Yeah, and it
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  Speaker 1: just goes completely out of control. Yeah, just go around
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  Speaker 1: and around and around in a circle.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So this is the This is the funniest one about
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  Speaker 5: my uncle's company, because I like pick up. I deliver
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  Speaker 5: and pick up mowers for him, like once or twice
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  Speaker 5: a week. And I went to go pick up or
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  Speaker 5: drop one off some at this place in Nazareth, and uh,
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  Speaker 5: I recognized the last name of these people with somebody
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  Speaker 5: I graduated high school with, right, and it was it
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  Speaker 5: was their parents. I hate this fucking music though. I
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  Speaker 5: delivered the mower and they're like, are you the comedian?
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  Speaker 5: And I go no, that's my brother. And she goes,
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  Speaker 5: oh because because he graduated the comedian graduated with our daughter.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh cool. She goes, how's he doing. I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: he's all right. So so I'm like trying to get
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  Speaker 5: the fuck out of this conversation because now I'm talking
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  Speaker 5: about myself as my brother in a different like and
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  Speaker 5: it's like so bizarre, right, she goes, what's up to?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, not a not a ton, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: kind of see where's he living? He's back, he's And
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like because I could see she's.
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  Speaker 5: Looking at me like, I know your brother, you look
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  Speaker 5: different than him a little bit, but like close enough
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  Speaker 5: where it could be.
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  Speaker 2: But like she's just gonna look.
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  Speaker 1: Me up online like that's the same fucking guy in
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  Speaker 1: the comedian Because I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I should have, but I got in too deep. John Deep, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. Sometimes you don't want to deal with
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  Speaker 2: the billion questions.
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  Speaker 5: It's more of an insecurity about I'm delivering a lawnmower
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  Speaker 5: and I'm also quote unquote a comedian. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 5: because you were like, oh, clearly your your your dreams
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  Speaker 5: aren't going as well as you want them to because
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  Speaker 5: you have to be.
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  Speaker 2: Acquiring money in other ways.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's that's probably the honest truth, and that's
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  Speaker 5: just insecurity.
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  Speaker 1: We're glad to have you. Tyler ross Rock episode twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: I think we should kick this kick this show off.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Blaze of Confused podcast. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
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  Speaker 6: the trivia podcast where the questions.
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  Speaker 2: Are high, and so are they.
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  Speaker 6: Hat's time to pluck your curiosity and line up some knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: Though.
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  Speaker 6: Blazed and Confused podcast starts now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yeah, real good. I was you good.
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  Speaker 1: I was keeping it very steady to hand it to
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  Speaker 1: you so that you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's ash over my desk. Well maybe that's a
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  Speaker 2: lesson for you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to signal to you a couple of
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  Speaker 3: times about a ashtray.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I thought you said there was there was
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  Speaker 2: one here.
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  Speaker 1: No, we didn't have one.
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  Speaker 2: What why do we do this? Now? I have to
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  Speaker 2: get up?
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait there right here, Just to remind you you're apart.
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  Speaker 2: This is basically empty, this one right here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's the Coca Cola can, which allegedly tastes better
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  Speaker 3: Santa on it versus a regular Coca Cola can.
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  Speaker 2: Diet coke. Diet coke is my move? Yeah, I love
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  Speaker 2: diec Why it's like computerized coca cola. It's weird taste,
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  Speaker 2: That's why I love about it. Why would you not
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  Speaker 2: go with like the engineering? Yeah, it's weird, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Has it been a statistically proven that diet coke is
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  Speaker 1: worse than regular coke for you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, confirmed, But somehow it tastes a lot better a lot.
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  Speaker 1: That's a stretch. I haven't had a regular Coca cola
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  Speaker 1: in a long time now ever since I quit vaping. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I went from one bad habit
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  Speaker 1: to another bad habits now I now, instead of smoking
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  Speaker 1: vape all day, I drink soda all day, I drink coffee.
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  Speaker 2: I go from one form of caffeine to another. How
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  Speaker 2: are you feeling? Are your bathroom habits? Oh? Solid? Well,
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  Speaker 2: well not solid.
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  Speaker 4: But.
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  Speaker 3: I am Becker. That's my friend Joel. Today we have
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  Speaker 3: Tyler roth Rock back on the show. Thank you so
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  Speaker 3: much for being here. Tyler, thank you guys. Is this
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  Speaker 3: is your third time?
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  Speaker 1: I think so you are officially irregular. Tyler is back
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  Speaker 1: for his third appearance on the podcast. It's episode twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: We started an unofficial new tradition last week of giving
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  Speaker 1: you the area code corresponding to the episode so two
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  Speaker 1: six oh is Northeastern Indiana. Oh wow? And Fort Wayne?
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  Speaker 1: Hello Wayne, Hello, Hello, thank you for listening. Hello to
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  Speaker 1: all our listeners in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. Guys.
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  Speaker 5: I'd like to come back a fourth time. We'll see
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  Speaker 5: how this one goes. Yeah, just calm down. I want
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  Speaker 5: to do the wrap it around with this guy. Yeah, Tyler,
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  Speaker 5: remember how this works?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 5: No, but I like that I don't remember each time.
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  Speaker 5: It's like the first time I'm here.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So these questions I think are pretty easy. However,
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  Speaker 3: there's a theme to these. All the answers will start
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  Speaker 3: with the letter V.
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  Speaker 1: All right, the game begins. A term for animals that
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  Speaker 1: are pests or nuisances.
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  Speaker 2: So this is I answer all of them.
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  Speaker 1: It's wrap it around too, Sorry sorry, term for animals
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  Speaker 1: that are pests or nuisances.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Bugs Now a toxic injected by a snake bite, venom?
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  Speaker 2: Got it? Where grapes are grown the vineyard gotten?
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  Speaker 1: A person who damages property a vandal got it?
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  Speaker 2: An instrument that is like a large violin. How about this?
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a ship wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Writing arranged with a rhythm, songwriting part of a song.
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  Speaker 2: What's it called? Lyrics.
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  Speaker 1: No, uh, the graduate with the best grades that a singer?
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  Speaker 1: A singer, yes, another name for a song, A vocalist, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got that.
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  Speaker 2: A singer. Singer, here's a question for you. A singer.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, we only got to number eight? Shall we keep
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  Speaker 1: going here? And just for shops and giggles? This is
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  Speaker 1: more like this really isn't rapid round anymore. This is
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  Speaker 1: more like, uh, can we after this?
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  Speaker 2: Can we the phrase ships and giggles? Then?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't quite get it. Yeah, sure, we'll circle
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  Speaker 1: back to that. Thank you, all right? The graduate with
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  Speaker 1: the best grades we did?
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  Speaker 2: A singer? You didn't know that one?
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  Speaker 1: A large vocalist sweet ass time.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I understand it was a question. These questions are stupid.
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  Speaker 5: A large tub, A large tub that starts with a V.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know you had it. I thought vault. No,
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  Speaker 5: that that's I was gonna say that, but sounds that
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  Speaker 5: sounds gross.
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  Speaker 3: So these are kind of like fill in the blanks almost,
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  Speaker 3: but like password, like you said, you don't have I
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  Speaker 3: try to change it up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, it's I can see it. Look
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  Speaker 1: at his face right now. This is stupid. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean another one right, overly proud, especially about appearance
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  Speaker 1: when a person is very like, uh hot, sexy. Oh vain,
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  Speaker 1: got it, yo, so vain exactly?
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  Speaker 3: Word for word another phrase, another term for a word
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  Speaker 3: for word hyperbole.
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  Speaker 1: They start with the Oh, they all start with the
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  Speaker 1: start with the wh were you guys going to tell
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  Speaker 1: me that.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't listening that, I'll be quite honest with you guys.
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  Speaker 5: That would have made this way easier. I thought, God,
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  Speaker 5: let's just understand how impressive that was that I didn't
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  Speaker 5: know that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they said this word for word, it's another
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  Speaker 3: word for that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it starts with a V. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Verbatim, verbatim, fuck off, unstable, potentially explosive, volatile, deer meat, venison.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah see there was a theme there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wish I would have known that, because I
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  Speaker 2: would have been better. But what's the ones you missed?
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  Speaker 2: On the top?
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  Speaker 1: Here a term for animals that are pests or nuisances
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  Speaker 1: vermin vermin? Yeah, uh, a toxin injected by a snake.
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  Speaker 2: But where grapes are growing a vineyard. Writing arranged with
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  Speaker 2: a rhythm.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, writing arranged with a rhythm.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Verse fuck yeah, okay, okay, valid, valid I got and
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  Speaker 1: number five you missed an instrument that's like.
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  Speaker 2: A large violin.
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  Speaker 1: Again again, you didn't understand the rules until the very end,
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  Speaker 1: when it was all I think, that's actually like, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's my life summed up in one short round of
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  Speaker 1: this game.
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  Speaker 2: But I wasn't listening.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't listening to the where it was important, and
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  Speaker 5: I had to try even harder to still fail.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, what's an instrument that's like a large violin? Viola? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: blazed and confused random thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: So that tom Brady cloning his dog story is indeed ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I actually avoided reading about this because it scared me.
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  Speaker 2: It's insane. It's ridiculous, scary that it can happen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So, for those of you that don't know about this,
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  Speaker 1: tom Brady had this dog, what was its name Fluffy
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  Speaker 1: or something?
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't sounds like a very very good dog, Victor.
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  Speaker 1: So tom Brady has this dog that passes away. It
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  Speaker 1: dies in like the war, like twenty seventeen. I think
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  Speaker 1: I read like years ago, right, so I guess with
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a hair sample or
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  Speaker 1: a blood sample or whatever. But he hired this company
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  Speaker 1: to genetically clone this dog, and there's a carbon copy
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  Speaker 1: of the dog and he has a new dog. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's weird, man, a new dog. One movie.
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  Speaker 3: They have a horror movie when they bring these things
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  Speaker 3: back to life and one of them is a dog.
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  Speaker 3: It's like it's back from wherever it's from. But it's
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  Speaker 3: different now, you know, it's a little different.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like when it every when it just reminds you
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  Speaker 5: of the terrible thing you did, like you cloned your
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  Speaker 5: like you just replaced the thing you loved.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I would just be so upset, Like I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you're You're not the dog though. Yeah, you're this like
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  Speaker 5: fucking scientific breakthrough that I get to pet.
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  Speaker 1: And feed and but probably make money off of somehow too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sick.
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  Speaker 1: That guy's sick, man, it's weird. Random thoughts. What else
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  Speaker 1: do you have here? The twenty twenty six Farmers Almanac
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  Speaker 1: will be the last one. It's gonna be the last one.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, farmer, it's farming is no longer a thing.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: So you used to have it in the bathroom at
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: work at the old building. I remember that, Remember that
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: he used to read it, man, I never read it. No,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: that's sad, man. What's even in there? It predicts the
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: weather every day of the year, right, It predicts the
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: weather for farmers so they know how to do their
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: crops and whatnot. But in general it just kind of
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: predicts the weather across the country.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, farmers on my I.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Don't know.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: I think it's pretty They kept making it. I mean
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: it's up till now until they were like, I think
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: this has been wrong enough.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: We got cut ties with the the guy that wrote
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: it's just like, I'm done. I'm done line to these people.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the weather's going to be a nonemore,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I never knew Random thoughts. Did he got caught getting
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: drunk in jail? Mister Becker writes he's in Fort Dix,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: which is a funny name.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: That was you.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's spelled d I X though. That's if you're
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: trying to say dicks but quicker. You're trying to type
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: out dicks, but you all time? Where are all the dicks?
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: When you're like in a rush? X? Did he got
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: caught getting drunk in jail? The alcohol was made from
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: fan of sugar and apples, which inmates give two weeks
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: to ferment into an alcoholic substance.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I remember seeing on you know me, I love.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Trashy TV, so I've I've I've watched a lot of
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: documentaries about people that are just like in jail for
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: their whole lives. I'm nearly certain that they put that
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: in a bottle and then stuff it in their toilets
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: and where you're second, but well, I'm sure, well never
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: mind if if it's Diddy, he's probably on that note.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Did he do it? Didn't you say?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: You want to dissect shits and giggles?
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for a second, here, just do it. Let's just
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: do it for shits and giggles. Yeah, sures and giggles.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: I like shits and giggles? Why together? Like, what is it?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Ships? Bad? Giggle's fine? But like it's very different.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Remember when you were saying, all these people that you're
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: going to show the video to you are going to
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: shit themselves, probably from laughter, right, So maybe shits and
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: giggles And sure you're.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, so you look all the the inception of shits
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: and giggles where it comes from.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you that should we ask ai Andy. Sure,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: it's been a while since we talked to ai Andy. Hey,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: uh Andy, tell me about shits and giggles? Like the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: term shits and giggles? How did it come about? How
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: long ago did shits and giggles?
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Like? When was it born? Sure?
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: So, shits and giggles is basically a playful slang phrase
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: that people use when they mean they're doing something just
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: for the fun of it, without any serious purpose. It's
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: like saying, oh, we're just messing around for kIPS. As
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: for how old it is, the phrase has been floating
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: around since the least the mid twentieth century, maybe the
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: nineteen fifties or sixties. It's kind of a jokey or
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: reverend way of saying you're just doing something for amusement.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: It's definitely got that cheeky, casual vibe to it, and
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: it's stuck around ever since.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like who came up with it? Did somebody
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: ship and then giggled?
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Who came up with Was it a bunch of people shitting?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Was it the result of you know, how many people
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: are shitting and how many were giggling?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Under? I love the visual there.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: Well, as far as we know nobody literally sat down
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: and said, okay, let's invent a phrase because someone jo
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: did a number.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Two and then let.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: Come on, I mean, hey, it's a pretty hilarious image
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: to picture, right, But yeah, it's just one of those
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: phrases that kind of popped up as a goofy way
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: to say just for fun. Nobody really documented some grand
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: origin story of a bunch of folks actually you know
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: doing that. It just kind of evolved as colorful slang,
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: so we can just enjoy the silliness of it without
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: needing a detailed headcount of who was giggling first, What
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: an asshole?
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: The recip He's like, all right, guys, that's enough, Okay,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: let's be grown ups.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: There's always that imaginary sensible person at the end of
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: the joke who's like, all right, everyone, giggle, time's over.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: Let's get back to reality. But that's what makes crazes
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: like this fun. They let you have a little left
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: before you go back to being grown up again. So
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: we can just say it's all for the shits and giggles,
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: and then we straighten our ties and move on.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, you actually said shit. I didn't expect them tosations. Oh,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: he said earlier, did he? I wasking if he can
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: curse and say shit? But he said it a couple
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: You really don't curse other than you don't say fuck dude.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: Well, I try to keep it pretty mild, but if
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: we're talking about a phrase that literally has the word
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: in it, I can roll with it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: As for the other big ones, I'll.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Probably leave those off the table even less there's a
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: really good reason.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: But hey, night, Hey, when did the term fuck off
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: come about?
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: So that phrase actually goes pretty far back. It's been
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: around in English slang since at least the early nineteenth century,
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: and it's basically been used as a pretty direct way
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: of telling someone to.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Go away or get lost.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: It's definitely one of those classic, let's say, more intense
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: pieces of English swearing that's been kicking around for a
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: couple centuries.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's got some history. How would you say it? Well,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: if you really.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Want me to, I can say it's just for the
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: fun of it, you know, purely for the authenticity of
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: the history lesson. But yeah, sometimes you just got to say, well,
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: that's when people started telling each other to fuck off?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, Wow, what about that one? Can you do the
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: one underneath the Diddy one. Can you ask your phone
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: that what on the paper?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What does this say?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Uh? Hey, sirih how do you say a seal pushed
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: me yesterday in French?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I should ask that Yep.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Seal pushed me Yesterday's yeah? It all right? Enough of this?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: All right? Fine is bad? Juvenile? I know you got
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: one more random thought.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: That idiot doctor Oz says America is going to lose
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty five billion pounds by the mid terms.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: All right, I heard about this. Why because they're making
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: like ozempic cheaper. They're making it cheaper. But but wait,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a math map petition or anything,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: but they're saying math.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: And all, but Americans are going to lose one hundred
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: and thirty five billion pounds by the mid terms. It's
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty five billion divided by three hundred
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: and forty million, so each person is going to lose
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: four hundred pounds. That's what that math equals. I don't
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: know if five four hundred pounds to lose. No, you disintegrate,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: doctor Oz. Doctor Oz, what a total fucking idiot.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Well didn't he run for Senate?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah? In Pennsylvania. But he's not from Pennsylvania, nor did
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: like he moved to Pennsylvania to run for Senate.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a rich person doing a rich person thing. Oh,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I'm going to move to that state so I can
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: run for office.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Well else could just do that, you know? And we
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: keep teasing it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: It is coming very soon, the extended cut episode of
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Meet the Press Coming Soon Friends Trivia time first.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Though, question number one. I'm going first. I'll let you
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: pick your category though.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I have two current events questions dead famous people or
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: lyric challenge Dead famous people?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: This musician overcame an assassin? What This musician overcame an
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: assassination attempt at nineteen seventy eight, but sadly died just
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: three years later of cancer.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Who was he?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: One more time? This musician overcame an assassination attempt in
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: nineteen seventy eight, but sadly died just three years later
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: of cancer.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: What are you thinking?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Man? What are you thinking? I don't know, talk it out.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: What's the first name that popped into your brain?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: John Lennon, he definitely got shot right, Well, yeah, so.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I know that is not it. That was also in
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty not nineteen joy, Oh, it's close. Yeah, man,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of celebrity deaths from that time. Really,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I might have to go to
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: my lifeline for the first fucking question, a.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Musician that died. Have no help here.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, uh, the singer of the fucking.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even know the band, what I I know
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: nothing about this? Yeah, the singer of that band?
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: H No, oh, no, the guy Yoko Ono's husband.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. I don't know the answer, all right,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: so you're forfeiting. The answer is Bob Marley a man?
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: When did they try to kill him? Who tried to
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: kill him for what? I don't know.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I think he was like shot out on stage. We
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: have to ask Andy this again. Man.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: Bob Marley was in Jamaica and he was about to
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: perform at this peace concert called the Smile Jamaica Concert,
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: And just a couple of days before that concert, some
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: gunman came into his home and tried to assassinate him.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: He actually got shot, and so did his wife and
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: his manager, but luckily they all survived. And then just
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: too days later, but Marley still went on stage and
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: performed that concert. It's kind of become this legendary moment
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: of resilience and just how committed he was to spreading
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: the message a piece.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Our lovely assistant, Ai Andy, thank you.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: Question two?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: All right, current events or lyric challenge? Lyric challenge? Okay,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: you don't know me? All right, lyric challenge. I read
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the lyrics. You tell me what the song is. I
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: thought love was only true in fairy tales, meant for
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: someone else, but not for me. Love was out to
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: get me. That's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: my dreams, and.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: When I saw her face, I'm a believer.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm a believer. By who? There's two versions?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Right? Wow?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, believe if I try. I don't remember who did
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the original husband, No, no, no, I don't remember. I don't
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: remember who did the one. You're thinking of them. It's
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: not God smash Mouth very good. People refer to them
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: as the Shrek song band. Yeah for sure. Yeah, he
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: passed away, didn't he? Who smash Yeah her mouth. That's
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: a video somewhere on the internet. Thing. The other version
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: is the monkeys, But the monkeys gotcha?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I still do well.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Question three What Morning News Program is celebrating its fiftieth anniversary.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: The Morning News Program, The What Morning News Program, Good
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Morning America. Mother, Did I get it? Yes, I'm killing it.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Isn't there there's only three of them. There's not many
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: CBS this morning. That when Gail King's leaving that. But
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: now that's a rumor. Is that a rumor? Yeah, it's
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: a rumor. You believe everything you read online. You know,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you're very gullible, you are if you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Guys are reading Gail King rumors, you need to find
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: better now.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: But that's just like the same thing happened happened to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Howard Stern.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Happened to her.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: The news and the media started reporting that she was
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: out at CBS and she came out and she was like,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: that's fucking news to me. Wow, same thing with Howard Stern.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't a reputable news source. It was just
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a rumor that had leaked a Yeah, all right, all right,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I don't feel too bad that.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I'm question four.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: All right, last Sorry, you better not get me sick.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: You can get us sick. No, you better not, alright trivia. Uh.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Last week, dictionary dot Com they announced their word of
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: the Year it's a bit confusing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: But what is it? What's the word of the year.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: The worst part about it is that it's not even words.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: It's numbers. Yeah, which is and it's also so fucking stupid.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: All right, well, then say seven because you know it? Yeah, man,
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: six seven, that's why I was for Halloween. You were
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: six seven for Halloween? Yeah, like in height or something. No,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: put a six on the front, seven on the back?
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Did you call the day?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Can you explain it to me? As a young person?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Nobody knows what it is.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: It doesn't mean anything, right, It's kind of like the
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: people saying six to seven are a hell of a
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: lot younger than I am.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah they are. No, it means you're indifferent about something.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Six sixty seven? Why those two numbers are because it's
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: a song.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Naomi's kids gave me the whole breakdown, which they explained it,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: and it made me farther from what I understood of reality.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: So I got some doozies for you. Six seven, Yeah,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: that's six seven sounds stupid. How many of these are
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: gonna get wrong? Six seven seven even though there's only
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: four Yeah, sounds about right. Good old math there, Who
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: did that? Matt doctor oz Yeah.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Question number one. Okay.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: As of twenty twenty five, there are two countries with
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: populations that are over a billion people. What are they?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Two?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Two countries?
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: As of twenty twenty five, there are two countries with
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: populations over a billion people.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: All right, so India has got to be one of them. Okay,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: there's a ton of people in India.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I want to say India and China because I think
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: that the uh, you know, the people statistics.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I think it's.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: India China US right. Wouldn't that makes sense?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: And I don't know, Tyler, what do you think you
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: were just on your phone paying attention to the show
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: at the same time.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I would say the answer is six seven? Yeah, Tyler,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: what was the question? Actually? Do you remember the question?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: H What was the question?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Uh? I thought that was more for you guys. No,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: you're the lifeline A. What is the question? I'll help.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: As of twenty twenty five, there are two countries with
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: populations over a bill in people.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: What two countries are they? And I'm saying China and India.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: That's my gut instinct.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I would say that. I would say that's uh, say
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: you're right.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Question two, What word means the study and practice of
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: making maps?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Oh? I know this.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: What word means the study and practice of making maps?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Tyler said, well, I know it, but he also hasn't
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: been paying attention.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go anyone to ask me? Oh?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: He was pretty confident. I want to try to sound
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: it out and figure it out myself. All right, Sounding
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it sounded out mapologist close, Tyler disagrees. He doesn't think
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you're close at all. Map Yeah, map a geography? That's geography,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: is it not? There's some GRAFFI in the word. Word
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: means the study in practice of making maps.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I might even be wrong. I don't. I'm not. I'm
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: like eighty percent sure.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go to my lifeline if he's
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: eighty percent sure? Is it topography? No?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Topography? What the hell? What is it?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Car? Top fuck? Cartography? Cartography? What's topography? I have no
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: idea topography? It's a cartography. Yeah, I'm gonna topography.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I think topography. Topography is uh? Is that what you said? Yeah?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I think that's something with the ocean, isn't it?
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: The study of physical features like mountains, valleys, and bodies
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: of water.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: So that's topography, topography.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Topography because I just searched topography and I got the
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: arrangement of natural and artificial features of an area. Well
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: it's just similar, Yeah, like hills, rivers and roads exactly
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: seven seven six' ten six does in the other ships and. Giggles.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway next one question, three.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Spell? Esophagus come? On or SHOULD i? Say can you spell? Esophagus?
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: No and these kinds of questions should be. Outlawed that's.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Bullshit nobody can spell, it pound it. OUT i mean
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: you did struggle with, topography.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Esophagus there's no graffiti in this, one all? Right uh
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: ees esophagus es es uh fuck.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: YOU i can't believe you would pick.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: This that's. It just get just get ready for next.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Week get, ready. MAN i like you enough to not
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: give you a.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Bullet who could spell?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: This nobody could spell this? Word can you spell it
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: without spelling? It can you spell?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: IT i THINK i could probably spellphagus ES O F
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: a G A y.
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  Speaker 1: known as the lightning capital of The United?
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  Speaker 2: States the lightning capital of The United? States think about
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  Speaker 2: it because of?
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  Speaker 1: Weather you, know? Lightning think of it because of? Weather,
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  Speaker 1: yeah no, ship thank, You captain. Obvious what kind of
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  Speaker 1: gave me a? Look why isn't the lightning when there's a?
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  Speaker 2: Sure? YEAH i bet you most? Times what state has the?
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  Speaker 3: What what state is known as the lightning capital of
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  Speaker 3: The United? STATES i have a guess they have the
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  Speaker 3: most lightning strikes per square mile than any other. State
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  Speaker 1: to be off the coast, Though that's kind of What
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  Speaker 2: Lightning all, right that part seems Actually i'm gonna Go.
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  Speaker 6: Trivia, Man it's like the universe asking us. Questions you, know,
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: yeah The Blazing confused.
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  Speaker 3: Podcast don't you have a viral clip or something that's
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  Speaker 4: You?
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  Speaker 5: YEAH i did something About philly and people are giving
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  Speaker 5: me a hard time about.
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  Speaker 2: It what did you? Do it's not historically.
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  Speaker 1: Accurate your bit is not Historically, Here i'm gonna play
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the viral clip and then we'll allow you to.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Respond right here we.
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  Speaker 5: Go it does kind of have like a bullshit attitude
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: as a. City it's got a complex and it's not
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: it's the country's. Fault they were fired as the nation's
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: capital for like no reason at.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: All tilly was the capital of this brand new.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Country you, know everything was going, fine and then out of,
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: nowhere the country was, Like, philly can you come on
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  Speaker 5: my office real?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Quick we decided we're.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Going to go in a different direction out, there And philly's,
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: like all, RIGHT i Guess i'll just go back And
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: i'll be the capital Of.
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  Speaker 2: Pennsylvania and the country was.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Like.
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  Speaker 5: We gave that To harrisburg, already but we're gonna. Hear
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: we're gonna let you keep the liberty. Bell And philly's,
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: like you broke the liberty.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Bell it's.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: BROKEN i can't ring. It it's got if it's, not
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: it's not a. Bell IF i can't ring it, IT
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: i think the capitol should go back To, philly, THOUGH
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: i think we would hold politicians more in. Check you,
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  Speaker 5: know we threw batteries At santa at An eagles. Game
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: there'd be more bipartisan. Support If Lincoln financial was The.
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  Speaker 5: Senate all the politicians knew there was a Drunk delco
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  Speaker 2: Want what's? THAT i don't know what's wrong with that.
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  Speaker 5: Guy this one guy's like a tour guy and he's,
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: like you don't even know your. Facts, man The philadelphia
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: was only a temporary. Capital it's, LIKE i don't give a.
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  Speaker 1: Shit oh my, god can't people laugh at a Fucking?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: God people are. Miserable see this is Why god bless
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: what you. Do at least me, being you, know going
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: doing a radio show every. Day at LEAST i can
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: pretend to be funny and think that people are laughing at.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Me and when they're, NOT i don't have to see,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: them not like you know WHAT i, MEAN i don't have.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: To it's it's a lot. Easier it is a lot
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: easier to not to hear what they say about you pretty.
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• 37:30
  Speaker 5: dude just don't watch the. Video and that's WHAT i
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• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Listen, Man if going to my stand up uh for
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: historical accuracy is what you're looking, For you're coming to
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  Speaker 5: the wrong.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Place i'm not going to get the truth. Here i'm
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: just trying to have a little.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Fun it's like you know when people believe memes to be,
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  Speaker 1: news you know WHAT i.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Mean first of, all it's, like, DUDE i KNOW i.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Suck i'm not. Famous you don't have to shit on.
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  Speaker 5: ME i know Where i'm, at you, know and they'll be,
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: like you, know you, know if you want to continue this.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Career my, god it's like, NO i have to go
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  Speaker 5: to work On monday, too thank you very. Much does
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  Speaker 5: that kind of like stuff bother you? Though when you hear,
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: it like you does? It but it bothers me the
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  Speaker 5: more it happens more and more so like it bothers
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  Speaker 5: me less, now like on a like on a video like.
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  Speaker 5: This it's been shared two thousand. Times overwhelming majority of
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: people are into, it but there's like maybe five percent
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• 38:34
  Speaker 5: the five percent just too.
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• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I guess sort. OF i, Guess, joe do you want?
• 38:43
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• 38:46
  Speaker 2: the actual host in these TEXT i.
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  Speaker 1: Know i'm. SORRY i wasn't. TEXTING i was we have
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  Speaker 1: breaking news here breaking, news and then we'll do monthly.
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  Speaker 1: Minute here we, Go here we go live From.
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  Speaker 4: Washington there's a direct link between lucky charms and this
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  Speaker 4: severe gambling. Addiction studies have shown that kids are eating
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  Speaker 4: these lucky, charms are are going on draft cakes and
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  Speaker 4: Farm we need to take the kids off of these.
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  Speaker 4: Charms the marshallows are causing damn like problems for.
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  Speaker 1: Kids our very first breaking news segment on The blaze
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  Speaker 1: And confused.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Podcast big round.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Of applause FOR i Mean Noah ryan the, comedian No O,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: ryan thank you for your. Contribution see isn't TikTok a great?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Thing isn't? It watch out for the. Charms speaking of,
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  Speaker 2: TREATS i got something. Here oh is it lucky? Charms?
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  Speaker 1: No, No sorry.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: To The Munchy. Minute it's time For oh it looks like.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Nerds SO i, know a while ago you told me
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: that you're more of a gummy kind of, guy like
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: when you're gonna comes to, snacks you like gummy. Stuff
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: as of, Recently, yeah these are.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Nerds gummy. Clusters there's gummies and there's nerds on. Top
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  Speaker 3: oh my, God i'm gonna eat this in a.
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  Speaker 2: Bag. Wow this is uh they're, expensive are?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: They the guy was, LIKE, a you can get two
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  Speaker 1: of those for ten. Bucks i'm, like how much is
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: one for? Ten there's? Tariffs. Tariffs, MAN i feel Like
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  Speaker 1: i've had this. Before pass him. Around, wow, YEAH i
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: don't want Your.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Jeremy. Fuck, NO i don't. KNOW i THINK i watched
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: my figure too, much.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Too. Much he's guilty of watching. It it's hard not to.
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  Speaker 1: See so what do you think of these nerds gummy? Clusters? Fantastic?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Really?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah these are delicious right.
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  Speaker 5: because she, goes what do you?
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Think just? Fantastic all fourteen of? These? Yeah pretty um.
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  Speaker 2: Spectacular give me fourteen of them right?
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  Speaker 1: Now, really do you know what's in?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: HERE i don't. CARE i don't kill.
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  Speaker 1: Me, No i'm gonna tell you two ingredients sweet potato and.
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  Speaker 2: Eggs, fabulous. FABULOUS i want seventeen with a bottle of.
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  Speaker 2: Sauce there you, go no sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Bank yeah see look another great TikTok nerds gummy clusters pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Good twenty Minutes i'm gonna get a stomach egg. Probably
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: i'm still a little like. Hungover, yeah you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: some grease in.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: You didn't you at?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: BARF a couple of times you said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah last night, Though damn, dude you're still at.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: That. Yeah, MAN i puked because of drinking in a long.
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  Speaker 5: Time And i'm an.
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  Speaker 2: Amateur, Still i'm not a. Drinker what do you sip it?
• 41:43
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• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Like what's your what's your? Night what are you looking? At?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Uh last, NIGHT i drank The miller Like i've been drinks,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: THERE i like have last. NIGHT i was being handed
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: to alcohol all night last, night and we were a big.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Deal get me, here Fucking, joel.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Shut, Up shut the fuck.
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  Speaker 1: UP i WAS dj, no very cool, Man thank, you thank.
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  Speaker 2: YOU i happy to be in your.
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  Speaker 1: Presence Thanks why he's got this, live Mister, jewel.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: It would be an honor if you drank My miller.
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  Speaker 2: Late shut? Up, NO i was. SURE i procured A
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: miller light for, you Mister. Joel please CAN i watch
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: you drink?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: IT i was judging a karaoke, contest so they yeah pretty.
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  Speaker 1: forty points twenty twenty points for stage, presents twenty points
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• 42:42
  Speaker 2: ABILITY i didn't give it twenty to fucking.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: Nobody you, shouldn't, right it's not the, band the it's
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: not the real fucking.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Band there were a couple of people that sounded. Good,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: yeah that's. Great eighteen you, know fourteen something in.
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  Speaker 1: There miller lights a lot of double, titos red. Blue oh,
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  Speaker 1: god there you got a lot of. Them, jesus that's your.
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  Speaker 1: Issue what are you? Doing and then a bunch of you,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: turning and the issue is the red. Bull bro you
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: got to stop with. THAT i love the, dude but
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: here's the, thing, THOUGH i NEED i need something to
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: wake me.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Up, Though, no you don't.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Need zoa and vodka all, right and vodka in all,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: right all right, now first, Zin i'm. DRUNK i don't vague.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: ANYMORE i don't smoke anything. Anymore, brock my buddy is
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: there with his little rock. Dude you really cool. PEOPLE
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: i told, you, MAN i told, You Brock. Obama, yeah
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: he gave me his in last, night and that's what
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  Speaker 1: set me.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: OFF i would love for you to have us.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: In, yeah and that's what set me. OFF i put
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: that thing in my. MOUTH i THINK i gave myself
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: mouth cancer to. Disgusting it is really. Gross how do
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: people do?
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: That do you? Like i've never done. One i've never done.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: It i'll never do.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: It i'll a cigarette When i'm. Drunk did you like?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: THAT i did BECAUSE i was. Drunk but it like
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: WHEN i do it When i'm. Sober it makes my
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: mouth like, tingle it makes your face. Tangle it's a very.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Waste i'll Tell michelle THAT i have. Sin's you won't
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: let me run for my third. Term that's My. Obama
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: it's pretty. Bad, yeah it's, well it's VERY i guess
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: that's the end of the.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Podcast our.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Podcast It's obama and UH i approve this.
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• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Becker That's Joel Tyler rothrock. Work can people find out
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: more about you and.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Where you're obviously like your friends that see me at,
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: work probably you can just ask them about. Me, okay,
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Cool i'll send your videos of me. Failing no At Tyler.
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  Speaker 5: Rothrock there you go At Tyler. Rothrock done on all
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  Speaker 5: the shit on?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: YouTube subscribing my YouTube any shows coming.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Up december, Fifth we're doing a toy drive at show
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: at The inkwell In.
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  Speaker 1: Allentown not those kind of, Toys, Joel, yeah not to,
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  Speaker 1: no exactly to, you, like just make sure.
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  Speaker 5: Zins, yeah zins for the kids with a, bow with a.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Bow but, yeah thank, you it's.
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  Speaker 3: Fun thanks for, coming and he plays to, Confused episode twenty.
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  Speaker 3: SIX i can't believe you're still doing. It I'm becker That.
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  Speaker 3: Joel have a great. Night good by everybody you.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Used, to have a great. Night what if they're listening
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: at seven o'clock.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: In the, Morning good, morning have a great, day have
• 45:25
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• 45:31
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