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#174 Baby on the Way, Insurance in Delay · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Us to see you in a different environment. That's a
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  Speaker 1: lovely jacket.
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  Speaker 2: This one.
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  Speaker 1: Where did you get that? You? Oh, this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's from London.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been to London?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two notting dads. I am Mattie Jay
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  Speaker 2: and I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.
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  Speaker 2: And we don't give advice, and sure don't. We are
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  Speaker 2: somewhere different today.
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  Speaker 1: We are somewhere different.
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  Speaker 2: We are wed.
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  Speaker 1: I know we are in my house, which we will
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  Speaker 1: talk about a little bit later on in the episode.
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  Speaker 1: Because of first, we have to do some important business again.
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  Speaker 2: Before we do that. This is a it's a Nike jacket.
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  Speaker 2: I can see a Nike jacket, Nike SB for skateboarding,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm a rad dad. Housekeeping, housekeeping, yes, housekeeping.
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  Speaker 1: What do you got for me? You start?
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  Speaker 2: Big news? Big news? Get ready, sit down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm already sitting. Do you mean to stand up?
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  Speaker 2: And this is back down please, very exciting announcement to
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  Speaker 2: make hot off the press. Actually no, it's not hot
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  Speaker 2: off the press. We're late to the announcement. We almost
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  Speaker 2: announced this last weekend and we got reprimanded because we
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  Speaker 2: were like everyone thinks that were that little snakes, little
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  Speaker 2: weasels in the grass. We're sharing news. First, what do
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  Speaker 2: you got for me?
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  Speaker 1: Come on later on men? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: You know Laura is still pregnant yep, about to give
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  Speaker 2: but actually so it sounded like I was about to
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  Speaker 2: announce the birth Pop is still out yet.
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  Speaker 1: But by the time this comes out, maybe well there
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  Speaker 1: you go. Maybe check socials, but only check two notting
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  Speaker 1: Dad Socials, not Life on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they are. We love Life on Cut. Laura's radio
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  Speaker 2: show is called The Pickup Now features the one and only,
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  Speaker 2: the very talented and handsome me. Oh no, it was
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  Speaker 2: truly you ye back on radio, big guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you said it. You've got a head for TV,
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  Speaker 1: better voice for radio. That's two compliments in one head
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  Speaker 1: for TV.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: He looked great, okay, and your voice.
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  Speaker 2: Is perfect, Like it's a bit nasally, but thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's nasally.
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  Speaker 2: I was just fishing for compliments just so I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be filling in. I can't remember when I start.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's the best way to go about a new gig.
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  Speaker 1: Just not know.
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  Speaker 2: I do know that it starts at three o'clock, finishes
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  Speaker 2: at four Monday to Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Very good, two hours? One hour? Is it just an hour?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Just an hour? You and Britt, myself and Brit together again.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know when I start. I've been told many times,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm now I'm too afraid to ask Laura because
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  Speaker 2: she's like, if you don't write this, girl, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to speak to you again. So right, And I've
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  Speaker 2: asked the producer too many times, So now you'll have
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  Speaker 2: to ask Laura and be like, where does Matt starts radio?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to if you could, that's all right,
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  Speaker 1: I will next time I talked to her. And also,
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  Speaker 1: this will have come out this episode after my show
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  Speaker 1: ed on Saturday night seven thirty. If you missed it,
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  Speaker 1: it's on every Saturday night now, straight after the AFL
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  Speaker 1: Grand Final.
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  Speaker 2: Do you get to watch it before it goes to
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  Speaker 2: where I must do? I don't know how this works,
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  Speaker 2: that's except how do you feel good?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be on a cruise ship when it
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  Speaker 1: comes out, So you want to get to watch it
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  Speaker 1: with No, I want to get to watch with my family.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get to watch it with some of the crew
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  Speaker 1: because we'll be on the I'll watch it with your
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  Speaker 1: family on the ship. Yeah, you could do that. I
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  Speaker 1: watched a lot of your TV with your family.
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  Speaker 2: I know I'm due to visit this side of the
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  Speaker 2: woods here now I hate it, you bloody, you'll love it.
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  Speaker 2: I have a message for you. Can I I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to steal your phone. If I can just read this
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  Speaker 2: really quickly, You're going to love this. People will think
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  Speaker 2: that we're such little losers because essentially, I's going to read.
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  Speaker 1: Out a compliment to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, get out.
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  Speaker 1: Someone complimented me with that, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Get this. Okay, this is from the YouTube. We do
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  Speaker 2: now have these episodes in full on YouTube, and we
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  Speaker 2: get a couple of comments, just a couple. This is
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  Speaker 2: early early doors, so we don't get like an influx,
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  Speaker 2: just one or two, a peppering of comments.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like this is a setup.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not, it's not. And this is a couple
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  Speaker 2: of days ago. It reads I always found Maddie so attractive. Whoa,
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  Speaker 2: but my god, Ash just keeps getting so damn handsome.
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  Speaker 1: Wow did you leave that comment?
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  Speaker 2: Aging like fine wines both of you. That's from Sophie
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  Speaker 2: Rose thank you, Sophie. Wow, I don't know what I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I can get take it, take it,
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  Speaker 2: take it to Yeah, I take that one on the chin.
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  Speaker 1: I will, I will take that one on the chin.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. That's good, gear. I appreciate that. Nice little
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  Speaker 1: pep up to the ego.
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  Speaker 2: What you got for me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Here we go a question for you off the
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  Speaker 1: Facebook group, A little interaction here. We've got what important calls?
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  Speaker 1: Have you missed? Because your kiddos have your phone? So
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  Speaker 1: there was and I'm not sure if you know an
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  Speaker 1: NFL player missed ten calls from his team because his
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  Speaker 1: kid declined them to watch Bluie that. Have you missed
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  Speaker 1: anything important? Ah? I don't know. Probably I didn't catch
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  Speaker 1: one's oscar when he was two. He was on my
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  Speaker 1: phone watching like Coconon or some shit, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: and he was sitting on my lap and we were
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  Speaker 1: just like sitting there and I watched a notification come
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  Speaker 1: up and he just went and I was like, so intuitive.
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  Speaker 1: So if you've got anything, please put it in the
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  Speaker 1: Facebook group. Anything that you may have missed vital, The
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  Speaker 1: more devastating, the better. That's what I want to hear.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing that it's not not something I've missed,
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  Speaker 2: It's just something that Marley's done is she has figured
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  Speaker 2: out how to She's so good on Apple TV and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, Dad, I figured out how to rent movies now.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh gosh, what do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: She's just gone through it, just bought like one hundred
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  Speaker 2: dollars worth of movies, just bought them. Oh god, and
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  Speaker 2: like terrible movies as well.
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  Speaker 1: Just ranted the same movie features. I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: I know one time that Macy cleared April's calendar work calendar.
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  Speaker 1: Oh thankfully it got it back, like you can time
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  Speaker 1: machine on these computers, so you can go back to
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  Speaker 1: like the previous backup technology. These days they are technology business.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And Matthew last thing for me, just with the housekeeping.
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  Speaker 1: We ran a little competition a little while back for
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  Speaker 1: five pro model jam Pikelets soft top surfboards. Thanks to
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  Speaker 1: Onboard and Catch Surf, we.
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  Speaker 2: Did look at you surfboards, what's next, kettles, toasts, appliances,
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  Speaker 2: that's what we need.
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  Speaker 1: We do need appliants.
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  Speaker 2: We give away five surfboard and we have some winners.
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  Speaker 1: We do have some winners.
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  Speaker 2: People have been waiting with bita bread.
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  Speaker 1: I know they've been contacted, but we thought we'd just
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  Speaker 1: announced it here so the happy winners can celebrate one
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  Speaker 1: more time before receiving the board, and then they get
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  Speaker 1: to celebrate again.
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  Speaker 2: All let's if I have one, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: The first one is Ellie close, my mom close, Jess Courtney.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Jess, well done.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's actually for her dad. Yeah, that's yep, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: under your dad. Yeah, because he shreds. Kim is for cook.
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  Speaker 1: So this man is the best dad to his groms.
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  Speaker 1: He deserves to shred. Then we've also got sair sleeved.
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  Speaker 1: And then we've got Ashley Dicko as well for Tommy Dicko,
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  Speaker 1: which is her dear husband. As she says, so five
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  Speaker 1: boards coming out here to shred this summer. Can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: But where do I buy them from? Most surf shops
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  Speaker 1: that sell cash surf they are located in Sydney Byron,
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  Speaker 1: and they've got two shops in BALI.
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  Speaker 2: Love that TV show Surfboards. What can't you do is
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  Speaker 2: that housekeeping that's not housekeeping. Housekeeping is continuing. Because I've
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  Speaker 2: got a very quick little message to read out to you,
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  Speaker 2: my guy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, another compliment.
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  Speaker 2: No more compliments. Sorry, that's all I've got.
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  Speaker 1: I'm bad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm limiting it to one compliment per day.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be head.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus, could you imagine ash. This is from the
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  Speaker 2: Facebook group, which is just absolutely popping off right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's just people having a great time in there. People
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  Speaker 2: go in there.
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  Speaker 1: It's a party.
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  Speaker 2: It's a party. People going there all weekend, just hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: Other parents waiting for others to join.
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  Speaker 2: Very hard to get in, like it's the wait list
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  Speaker 2: now it's growing. So if you do want to get in,
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  Speaker 2: I suggest you jump in there right now and join.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: This one is from Francesca. Okay, she has written in
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  Speaker 2: and she said things you've never tried that always surprise people. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: some very interesting answers. I'm not here to judge anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Is it that I've never tried or my kids have
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  Speaker 1: never tried?
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is for parents, Okay, so I thought I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to ask you if there's anything your child hasn't
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  Speaker 2: tried in just the second to hold that thought. But
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  Speaker 2: some of the people wrote in and again, not here
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  Speaker 2: to judge, but it's it's interesting this is for educational purposes. Jenny,
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  Speaker 2: she never watched a footy game. Never surely passively she
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  Speaker 2: has well, I mean I'm taking this as she's never once, wow, willingly,
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  Speaker 2: passively unwillingly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, surely if you're flicking through the channels and a
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  Speaker 1: bit of foot is that classified?
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  Speaker 2: And she just I don't know, literally, Deborah never had oysters.
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  Speaker 2: Deborah Nicole never had coffee beer.
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  Speaker 1: Get this eggs, coffee beer and eggs. Yeah, that's pretty
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  Speaker 1: much my diet, very good.
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  Speaker 2: But I wanted to know, is there anything that your
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  Speaker 2: kids have never, never had, never tried to killer?
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, there's one whiskey Macy has actually, and I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you why has never had full cream milk?
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  Speaker 2: Interesting that I know of.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting And she is mine and most of her meals
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  Speaker 1: and consumption happens around me.
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  Speaker 2: So why no full cream milk?
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  Speaker 1: So when Oscar was a baby, you had a dairy intolerance.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: So my wife and Oscar sort of just came adapted
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  Speaker 1: to oat milk. That's right, And we never really, we
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  Speaker 1: never went back.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about what about baby chinos, No, they're
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  Speaker 2: oat milk. You get oat milk baby chinos.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: As far as I know you are a wanker. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't me. It's not me. I'm not getting oatmealk baby Chino,
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  Speaker 1: it's April.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I take that back.
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  Speaker 1: It's just beautiful and perfect. Yeah. So as far as
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  Speaker 1: I know. Look, honestly, some of those baby Chinos could
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  Speaker 1: have been a full cream milk. But I haven't willingly
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  Speaker 1: given her. Not not that I would not if she didn't.
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  Speaker 1: If she asked, I'd give it to her. I'm not withholding.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gaykeey man.
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  Speaker 2: What's with you? And keep it all. You don't like
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  Speaker 2: full cream?
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: I do? I do, but not I don't drink a
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  Speaker 1: lot of milk anyway, because I feel like makes you
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: think athy, what about you? What about your kids?
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  Speaker 2: My kids have never tried going a full day without
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: fucking complaining? Oh God, gone a full night's sleep?
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  Speaker 1: Ever?
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  Speaker 2: No, probably once or twice. Wow, I think no, Not
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  Speaker 2: to make it sound like my kids have experienced all
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: that life has to offer. I don't know. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: nothing springs to mind. My guy.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have think about it anyway, we come back next week.
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  Speaker 1: You talk about it. But is that at the end
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  Speaker 1: of housekeeping?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon that's the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: Is all right, Well, how are you going? Thanks for
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: coming over.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: It's good to be here. Good. Can I just say
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  Speaker 2: I do actually want to say serious moment right now,
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  Speaker 2: man to man, friend of friend, congratulations, thank you. It
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: is a huge milestone moment, purchasing your own property and
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: it's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: You know when I met you you were down and out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was worried about you. I'm not gonna lie and
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: you look look at you now you've done a full
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  Speaker 2: one eighty thriving and it's nice to be back in.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: Can I say the suburbs warryhood, worriorhood? Can we reveal
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  Speaker 2: it information?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, about stomping ground. It's nice. I know everything
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: seems to be tracking along nicely. I'm just waiting for
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: something to go wrong.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: This is I want to jinx it. But this is
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: it's such a great place. Yeah, I'm looking around. I've
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: been both bathrooms, ship in both bathrooms.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: I've done one Wii in one poo Yeah, but you
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: pooed in the on suite immediate as soon as you're walking.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: So Matt walks in and goes, this is lovely. Where's
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: the toilet?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 1: It is in the master. I didn't even close the door,
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  Speaker 1: and then you have the audacity to leave the fan
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  Speaker 1: on and shut the door to cost me thousands.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: It's a fan, it's the exhaust fan. It's not the heater.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: It's electricity, very stinky.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Open a window, it was already open. Oh my goodness.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: I turned the fan on to be considerate.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, right, it's great.
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  Speaker 2: It's lovely.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: I haven't even turned in the garage yet. That's the
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  Speaker 1: best part.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: I know, I haven't had the grand tour just yet.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: But no, it's amazing, well done.
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  Speaker 1: If you were happy, the kids are happy. I'm happy.
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  Speaker 1: There's a kids playground just there. There's all these bike
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: pass around the cafes back in the picture. But we'll
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: talk about the move itself later on as we talk
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  Speaker 1: about what's going on with you.
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  Speaker 2: Look Ash, there's no easy way to say this. No,
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  Speaker 2: he's a way to say this. I think it's important
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: at this point just to remind people who may be
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: listening right now that regardless of who the individual is, Okay,
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: no one is perfect. Sure we all make mistakes, do
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: we Okay, every one of us. You've made many? What
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: as I I you know, I'm constantly learning, because when
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: you make a mistake, it's important that you take something
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: out of that.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: I stand by all my mistakes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've made a big mistake.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Oh we're talking about you all right, now here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Probably my biggest mistake of the year, of the year,
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: I reckon. Yeah, I'll put it up there. It's all right,
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  Speaker 2: it's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Go on.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: So when we had Marley and Lola, my first two children,
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: for anyone wondering, we had them in the public health system,
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: which is great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in Australia, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: The Royal Women's Hospital over around week, great hospital. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we loved it there. You know, we had a great experience.
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  Speaker 2: But for each of those berths, we were out of
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: there as quickly as we could. Laura was like, we
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: good to go, let's wrap this up. I'm packing my bags,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going home.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: She wants to go home.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, she wanted to go home, like just super quick.
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  Speaker 2: We had about one night, one night out of there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in there for like five nights.
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  Speaker 2: But April had s section two sections yeah, which is understandable.
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  Speaker 2: And then number three we look back and we go
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: we're going to do it differently. We're going to make
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: sure that Laura has a bit of time in there,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: a few nights, just to rest up, enjoy some one
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  Speaker 2: on one time with a newborn. I'm going to look
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: after the kids at home. Great dad, Yeah, great dad. Okay,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: and we're going to do that private. Okay, yep, in
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: the private system.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, yep.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, why not? Okay, that's the plan, good plan.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did both private.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, thank you. There's a problem.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, what is it? What have you done?
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Okay? Hospitals are very expensive, they are you do not
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: make them cheaper?
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Insurance? Yes? Oh no?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Two issues? Two issues here, oh god. Issue number one.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: My insurance bill was due December last year. Okay, okay,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: we're now in September.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that far over.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: So my insurance has been canceled.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, yeah, but you're not pregnant.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: No. I like what you're doing here. The other issue
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: is admin falls into my drain. I'm aware when we
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: got insurance, I had the option, oh god, to get bronze,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: silver or gold. Okay, so I've managed to wheezel my
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: way to get the insurance renewed. The issue is I
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: opted for the Bronze. Okay, if you cut a leg off,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: you cover it. Great, great, great, great ambulance trip you
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: cover it, no problem, fantastic, just excess right. Dental work,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: you cover it. Okay, But Bronze, you're not covered for pregnancies. Pregnancy,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: stay our pregnancy, stay well all pregnancy.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: And I was like, that's okay, I'll just like to
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: add that in please. Now when is she expecting next week?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: It turns out just a little bit of a lesson
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: for people who may not know this. If you want
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: to change your insurance, you gotta wait twelve months before
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: you can claim it.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Right, So in a minute, I still claim it, though, No,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: oh you can't.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Laura would have to wait four months until now she
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: would have to get pregnant again. Yeah, I said, look,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: can you just hold a little longer? How long have
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I got? Twelve months? It? When it is three you
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: can give birth the one three eleven months and twenty
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: nine days.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a grave mistake.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: A little bit, a little bit, that's tough. Yeah, she
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: wasn't happy about it, and I just I.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Was just gonna ask what Laura say? What were exact words.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I think she took it pretty well. I think she
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: took it pretty well. So now we're kind of trying
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: to figure out what to do right before the baby
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: comes out.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Can you quickly switch back over to the public system, yes,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, anytime, anytime. So if you mean,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: oh my god.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Because you know, if it's public, so if you have
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: a baby, I think it helps it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: So if you just turned up in having contraptions, yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: They just I think the law was just there's always
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: a bed spare.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh that's the spirit.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: That was what There's always a bed free somewhere. There's
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: some chairs in the waiting room, the bloody cleaner's closets. Ah,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: look this to this, this is just like a persa,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: a bit of word of advice. We can't give advice,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: just just like this is advice.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Check your insurance.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Check your insurance. If you're going to have a baby,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: make sure you're covered for staying in hospital.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I have insurance.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Because we love insurance in the show.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah right right, so we do say it. We love insurance. Sorry, yeah,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: we had a bit of an oversight. That's referring to us.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Don't mention anything mentioned from old episodes. We still get
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: messages about it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I'll still wait for them to stop. So, Matt, we
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: are in this house that you mentioned before, But how
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: did we get here? Houses a stretch?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: What does it all mean?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: It's a unit, houses a stretch, It's a townhouse. It
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: was a penthouse of the town It is a penthouse
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: of the townhouse. I do call it, referred to it
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: as the penthouse. But how did we get here?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Tell me so?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: As you know, I returned from Bali?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which trip?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Was this the one only leisure trip I've had this year?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you very much. Even I'm going to cruise
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: this week. Anyway, am I returned from there to having
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: to go straight into the move. Okay, we already knew that.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: We sort of pre packed and threw a lot of
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: stuff out before.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: A quickly is do you need any help? Is there
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: anything you want me to do?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Too late for that? Thank you for offering, appreciate it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: So we get back. Prior to that, we were throwing
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: things out, we talked about Marketplace and how annoying that
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: is also what I think is very funny. April wanted
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: to get rid of a mirror. How do you take
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: a photo of mirror? And if you do a little
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Google and it's like people taking pictures of mirrors. So
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: it's so funny. And Averyone's like, what do I do?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And then she was like, every angle it's got something
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I don't want. I'm just like, it's just it's just
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: a mirror, mirror. Well that thing is gone, do you
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: sell it?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Give it away?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: And she just gave it away.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: But it's not like April.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: She gave what do you mean? She gave away a
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff. But she was a bit overwhelmed because
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: when as soon as you put up free, it's.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Just like, dude, so brew, what am I saying? Oh,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: you could put something on for five bucks, get no nibbles?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for free, you get less harassed.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Avery was like, I'm just stressed. I'm like you wanted to.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, it's free. What's the difference if a
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: ghost of someone who goes in the bin? To me,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: no difference.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I think it's just knowing that you're not being wasteful.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I don't care for that was the second line.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I don't care for that sentence. I don't I honestly
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: do not care. Do not give a fucking rats ass
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: where the free shit ends up, as long as it's
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: not just dumped on the street, which is which which
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: we didn't do. We was free, or it was a
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: council cleanup, or a friend took it or threw it
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: in the fucking rubbish or whatever. But yeah, so we
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: got back straight into moving mode. The only problem is
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Matt I seem to on the way home pick up
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: what they call a parasite.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you though?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, I never want to. You know how bad
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: it is when you've got you's still sick. No, no,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I come, I came good like Saturday. You know what
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: it's like when you a bit. You know, when you're
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: you've got barley, belly, gashtro whatever those sort of things are.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: You're just so depleted because weak, you're weak.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Try and move in a house and it's like, I like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: it's like one of the most stressful experiences that anyone
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: can go through in their entire life.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Pick up a pillow and I'm like I need to help,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I need to muscle.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how did April? Because she's strong, she is, she's
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: very strong. That's a compliment.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Oh I know, And she is very strong at the moment.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. She is training hard, training the house down.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping that she comes back and I can be
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: like lift that couch.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Lift it over your head, squat on it now, just
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: like she's not your circus animal.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Did you do it solo? Did you have a moval list?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: We had, so we for all the big stuff, which
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: which was a full day of them. So they put
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: it all up there, bring it down, bring it all
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: in here.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Far Togo was a five minutes five minutes, so it worked.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: It worked out. It's still expensive, but worth every because
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I could not have done it, we would still be
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: up there. I was so weak. I was like carrying
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: or I was carrying like I could carry a box.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be specific. What was in the box?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Please go ahead.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: It was empty. April had to carry a majority of it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But I have been a workhorse since I've been like
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: fixing things, changing things.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Who made this table? I made?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I bang that together with a drill or screwdriver? No,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I just see classic allan key.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Wait until you get a drill.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I'm worried. If I get a drill, I'll change.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Look at me. He's still as pathetic as always.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: So yeah, there's but the problem is with moves as well.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: There's always a lot of rubbish. No matter how much
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you prep and throw you out, there's always rubbish. And
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I will say that I I was caught again a
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: while back. I told you that I was putting rubbish
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: in the name of bin and they drove in the
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: driveway as I was doing it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: What it was on the street.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, For a second, I thought, I mean, I'm
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen eating cereal.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Don't check the bins.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I got caught and I was like, anyway, but.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: That's playing on. I got caught.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: But people are weird with their bits.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: People are weird, dude. Yeah, by recycling cardboard, like the
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: anxiety I get trying to manage the recycling.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: It's a full time job.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: And I put all the bins on the street and
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I put recycling in their bin as they were let
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: the dog out for a week, and I was face
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: to face with them and it was like I was
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: selling drugs.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And you're like, it was like you were eating out
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: of the ban in there. This was a bit different.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: So I left it for it to be dark.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: You put like a battleclaver On.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I left it to be dark, and I knew
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: my target. I knew the bin. I knew that that
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: one's going to be half for because yeah, elderly, yeah,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: and I don't see him very much.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: He's lonely.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, that's my next target. I can't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: go back up to the other one because they'll see
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: me and they'll be like.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: How late did you leave it?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was dark enough. It was dark.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Got to wait till nine o'clock. Oh no, that's when
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: he's clean.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Up, gummied out, and I'm melting into the cow.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I did my best work. After nine o'clock, I'm roaming
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: the streets.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm giggling the street. Anyway, So I went out there,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I opened the bin, okay, and I went I put
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: went to put the rubbish in, and I looked to
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: my rat and there was three people around a car anyway.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: They looked at me. Gotcha, they had a torch and
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: a car hang on, sorry anyway there, and I've dumped
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: it and put it down and looked at them, and
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: they looked at me. And I've realized they must have
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: locked their keys in their car. But they looked like
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: they were committing a crime. So I went and they
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: went back to what they were doing, and we just
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: went out separate ways. And I was like, whoa, what
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I was doing was not illegal, same for you, because
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you obviously it was obvious that I was just looking
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: so sass here I am that he can rubbish into
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: a bin, and they look like they're trying to steal
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: a car on the same street. If someone I drove
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: down the street, they would have been like, oh god,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the crime anyway, So I went on my way and
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I left it at that, and I thought, this new
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: place ruin is the complex. So someone else takes the
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: bins out, which is what's that like?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: You haven't experience?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: You had one day one last week. I got home
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: from a busy day, got home, pulled up out the front.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: The bins are out the front, looking nice, not out
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: of place at all. You could set your watch by
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: how straight it was. And then I was like, I'm
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: just going to have a look at the man's work
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: or woman's work, whoever does I don't know, And it's
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: like all the bins are like perfectly leveled nice. I
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: was like, this is liven.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: This is great question is there a pool in this complex?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: No?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry not to.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: No, which gladly not because it just wheaked your strata
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: up there he is, because you've got to maintain the
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: funt there he is.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Wow, I can't wait, Ash caun't wake. I think when
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: we started working together you were like, I'm never going
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: to buy a house. That's idiots.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I was forced into this bye by my beautiful, loving wife.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, wow, what you have to go through the
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: pain of the agony.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: But I'm glad we're here now, I'm glad we're here.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not and it worked it out. Excuse me? Enough money?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: This is pocket change.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Do everything for free? What do you mean you're getting
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: paid for this? What I do like is Oscar we
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: worked out. Oscar has moved seven times and he's six.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: My sister's similar in that they flipped houses pretty frequently,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: so every year they moved house, and their kids were like, hey, mom,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: we spoke to the other kids at school and none
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: of them are moved house.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: That's because they're.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: So it's just the norm for him.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Oscar, Remember we moved into that last place,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: which was always going to be temporary because it was
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: a friend's player. It just happened. The timing just worked
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: out nicely. I remember like a week or two in
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Oscar's like so when we moved to our next house
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh fuck, and then April was
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: like it can't be good for him and the anxiety
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: around all of it.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: What does he think? What does Macey think? More importantly, Macy,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: she loves it so far, so I guess like, well done.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: It's now do you know what they really like? And
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that's the thing is with their bedroom now, because it's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: not a rental. I'm like, you could do whatever you
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: want in here, drawing the walls, whatever you want to
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: the corn. Don't do either of those things. I just
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: meant like, if you go in there, then she's got
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the wall. She's got a bluey poster. Cherry Evans is
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: on the wall for Oscar. There's a manly flag, there's
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: a Pokemon.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: It's weird. It's weird looking at you right now. There's
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: a homeowner. You're such an adult.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I know, when did I become a fucking story?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I know it's like I'm going next week you'll have
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: a bloody jump around your neck talking about buying a yacht.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I just got off my yacht.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: You were morphing.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not one of my going into upper class norsere.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeahs yes, should we go into pair rounds? Should
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: okay start for I want to be free as you say, what.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Man, I feel like a parent.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Anyone who doesn't know what parents are. It is just
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: an opportunity for parents to get whatever frustrations they're experiencing
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: for the week off their chest, to feel some comfort,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: some solace, solace. Would you say solace?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I am not solace.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Type in s O L.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I see comfort or consolation in time of distress or sad.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Well said thank you.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Actually, now okay, my brain does work.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I mean to go first, Yeah, please go with Ella, okay, Ella,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: thank you for writing in why do kids do this?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Exclamation mark, big question mark? Kids are outside playing, Their
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: dad is out there too. I go inside to the tot.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: In literally point zero five seconds, the oldest comes inside
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: yelling out to me. They want their bike helmet taken off,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: like didn't you pass your dad on the way inside?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Also go back outside the bike helmet is back on.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Why I know?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I mean it's normally me. No one talk ill of
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Laura M It's only me.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I know, I get bypassed a bit from my kids,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: so they go straight to Mum, or they do that
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: thing where they ask you and don't get the answer
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: they wanted and then they go to the next person.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: The amount of times I'm so bloody careful with the helmet,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: but the amount of times I've tried to clip it on, Lola.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: And you get the skin and I get you know
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: what I'm not liking, just really quickly off the back
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: of that is whenever I put some food in my mouth,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: a kid goes, what was that? None of your fucking business.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It's my food, that was not my porridge in the morning,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: or like they just have this They just can smell
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: dairy milk from three suburbs over and I'll be like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I'll chuck, oh, sneak a bit of chocolate in my mouth.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: And Oscar from fucking down the road.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Comes home from school, he'd be like, what's that Like,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: it's fucking one o'clock on a Friday.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Who he smells like dairy milk?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Ash This one is from Sarah Jane A little high
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: and a little hefey, Someone please help me deal with
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: my five year old daughter's sass. She constantly gets cleaning
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: up awards at school, but I cannot even bribe her
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: to do it at home. And she makes such a
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: mess with her toys. I just told her, if she
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: doesn't clean up her mess, I'll get the garbage bag
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: and throw away all her toys. She said, hey, Mom,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: let me get that bag for you. Oh my god,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking forward to the teen years.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Do you know what she's doing at school? Well,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: with that sass, she's outsourcing and taking all the glory.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: So I reckon she's gone everyone out, all of her friends,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: She's manipulated them to do all the cleaning up. And
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: then the teacher's like, oh, who do you know these
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: clean up, which is like, it's me, It was all me,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: all mine. I've really I've really narrowed the character.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your child is a psychopath.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I know the fact that she's gone, oh help, It's
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: like it's like if Matt jumped off the bridge, would
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: you jump off the bridge too? And it's like, oh yeah,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I'd push her, like you know what I mean.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: It's also someone once said to me, you shouldn't make
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: threats that you can't follow through, and at the moment
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Marley's similar. She's really pushing the boundaries. And I'm like,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: if you talk to me one more time like that,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: we're going home. And she's like, fucking sweet, no we're not.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Let's go bluffer yeah, and I'm like, I want to
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: go home. Macy's the same.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Macy's starting to become the sas queen where she'll just
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: sash you back instead of doing what I've asked.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: When is Macey going to be here? I get to
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: see her? Maybe?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe should We just finished today's episode with some questions.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ash This one is from Dannyelle.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Hi, Dannielle.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: She asks what age did you try stop needing to
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: wear pull ups at night? Did you try anything that helped?
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Oldest child needed to use a bed wedding alarm and
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: succeeded in using it for the recommended two weeks? The
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: youngest is only five and a half years old, but
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: we hope to help move things forward this summer.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, so they want to get out of nappies correctletely.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah from what I remember, and Macy still will wear
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: him at night.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: How old's Macy?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: She's going to be four yep, but she's she's.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: In the cusp of going without.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: She's about to go the night, but all days will
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: go without. And she has done for ages, but she
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: hasn't quite nailed the nighttime. What to do at night?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's such potlark. You need to get
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: a child ash that I think finds it really easy
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: and they do it themselves.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: It was like Oscar. Oscar was really like and I
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: think with boys, because they can just whip it out
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: in a piece of a bush somewhere that they're like,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: he just all of a sudden, like just took to it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: So what did you do with Oscar to go, Okay,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: you're ready to stop wearing pull ups at night?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I think I recall that he didn't want to wear
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: them anymore, and we were like, all right, well, if
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: you don't want to wear them all anymore, you've got
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to go to the toilet before you go to sleep. Firstly,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: you're such a good dad, thank you. And then if
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: you need to eat, there's a nightlight in there so
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you can get up and go. Don't just piss in
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: your bed, And that's great advice, thank you. And the
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: same with Macy. She's sort of like the first step
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: she just I just walked in and she was taking
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: a shit and she was holding a book and I'm like, well,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: my job is done here. But she's getting She's a
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: bit harder at night, I think because I think being
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the second child, we can see her, always see her.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh little girl, you know, instead of like
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: with Oscar, it was like felt like he was growing
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: up earlier and quicker. But it's it's more just because
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: he's bigger and she's the little, the little one of
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the family. But it's tricky. I guess. I also don't
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: want to have to be changed in sheets. But we
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: committed to this summer being the end of nappies. Apparently
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: not my call.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: It is nice.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: It is nice to get because it's it's just for
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: wheeze in bed. But every now and then she'll take
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: a ship and then I've got to change it. I'm like,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I don't miss this.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Like I walk past the room and it's like she's
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: just mouth opens, big guy.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's my I don't know when you do it
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: three or four, you.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Got to what I think if you there's not advice,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: but if you are a full week with dry nappies,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, and then you can just float the idea.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Hey kid, here's an idea. What do you think about
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: not wearing nappers a nighttime?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I think kids love the love progression as much as
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: we love progression. Yeah, because if you're like, well, that's awesome,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, yeah, you know, I'm doing well, I'm
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: doing well. What about that lady who was trying to
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: who was bloody training a five week old baby? Who
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: was but I sent to you.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I don't watch. I'm sorry, Oh my god.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: The comments are the funny five week old? Yeah, five
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: weeks She is currently five weeks old. She's not even
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: an American domination communication, and she hasn't done a poo in
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: her NEPI in the last week. Pretty much. I am
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: listening to her cues. Check the comments the best to go,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: so pretty much she goes in the morning between seven
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: and nine and then in the afternoon between.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Two and four.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: It'd be so funny that could just let one read
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: right there, read the comments. This week, she's starting to
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: hold them herself, so she's learning to hold until we're
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: on the toilet, and then she'll let go once we're there.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Check the comments is the best?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: That is not real? That is not real?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Read the comments.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, here are the comments. My five weeks old is
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: already starting to drive. She's going to go to license soon.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: There was one that was my nineteen year old cleaner
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: room today. That's not real.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: It's not real.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: That's rage baiting at its finest.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: My newborn drove me home from the hospital after being born. Wow, anyway,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I don't be like that.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, is it possible?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Apparently there's there's a subculture that that was the case
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: in early early generations where they would they then yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: like there's a word for I can't remember. Sorry, I'm
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: not that smart.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Anyway, My question, how's as being like, oh, yeah, she's
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: four and still wear and pull up nappies. Are they
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: looking at us and being like you guys are pathetic.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And like what like that baby doesn't know what it's doing. Nah,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: you're what they call And the technical term is called delulu.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: She's delusional and that's the technical.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm going to potty train our five we got.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Laura is going to let me do it. Now, don't
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: you dare be coming out of there? Shit, don't you
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: dare come into this world and.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Ship into Nabby gon't even think about it?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I've got one more question before we
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: let the folks of the two Doting Dad's universe go
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: back to their daily lives. From Anna, what age did
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: you transition lot to transitions? What age did you transition
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: your kids to a big bed? What did your nighttime
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: routine look like to put them to sleep? Look, we
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: approached it with big bed being like a big moment, right,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: So how old was three? Both kids three?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It was the third we do it? Third, we did
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: it third. I say, like, we do it like we
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do it again, but I've had it
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: a second me. I can't do it again. April can
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: do it again, she wants at three. It was kind
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: of like fifth third birthday along with things, it's not
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: their only present. I'm like cruel, Like with third birthday
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you get a big bed, and it was like and
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: we made it so it was to the so that
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: they were excited about it. So because it's a big
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: milester it is it is, but I also wanted them
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: to be excited so they didn't get out of it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: If I'm like, I've got to get you out of
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: that cod if they love it so much, Oh, I
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: can put you into big bed. There's no excitement. So
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: they're just like, I'll just fucking get out of this thing.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: But like they don't get me wrong, they still get
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: out of it and get into my bed every now
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: and then. But like it was like you've got a
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: big bed. They come home from school or daycare on
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: their birthday, they'll have a brand new bed with a
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: new Princess Dooner cover on it, and all of a
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: sudden make he's like, I'm never getting out of this thing.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, good, you.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Can make anything a big deal for the kids. Oh
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: and they'll believe it. Oh if you were like you're
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: so lucky you're getting broccoli for dinner and they're like, really,
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I am pretty lucky. Yeah you're right.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's that's why we have that segment lies
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: so you can add them to your ad, those little
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: lines because they are stupid.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember, dude, I can't. For me, someone
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: had to go with me on the Sassy Scott video
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: because they were like, all newborns need to eat every
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: three hours, and I was like.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Do they.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Like I can't remember.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I can't remember details, like what's going on in your
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: life that you've got to stop and correct someone to say, hey, Matt,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: you're an idiot.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like sorry, I was sorry, let him
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: know what dated?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: But what if it's what if they're like, what if
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: that person probably doesn't have any kids. I was just like, well,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that that would need to every three hours.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: But our nighttime routine, and I'm pretty sure this is universal, right,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like everyone's on the same routine. Okay, tell
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: me you don't.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Assume lots of different types of parents out there.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, So we smack our children in the head, yes, yeah,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: and that puts them a sleep pretty well? What we
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: do to put into bed? Okay, get this, write this down?
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Are you ready for it?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I don't have a pan up here.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Five we're having dinner. Yeah, that's okay, don't don't respond, Okay,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: just listen. Okay, listen absltly be a sponge. Just shut
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: up and get on with it.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: We're in the bathtime around about six thirty yep, okay,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: fifteen minutes in the bar. We're then upstairs we're getting
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: changed for bed. Seven o'clock. Roughly read a story sometimes
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: one maybe two, right, and then that is it?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: What are you reading?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Day? I think it was absolutely you know what?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: And that's it and they're in that's it, and they
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: do they because they share a room like my kids. Yeah,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: they interact after you leave the room much.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Marley's pretty chatty and Lola's always like, shut up, we're
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: going to fucking bed.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because like mine.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Lola's tired. Dude, She's like she wants to.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Go to sleep. She knows herself. She's like, I know
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: me when I go to sleep now, cranky as fuck
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and I have to take it out of my dad.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I was getting horizontal, just out.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: And the occasionally occasionally they will be like I want
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: some more water, But like at the moment, we're pretty good.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: We've moved on from the baths to the showers. Your
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: face was like, do you not wash you kids? Because
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I fucking washed my kids. Sorry, but we've moved on
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: to showers because they're quicker. And I saw I had
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: another video that was going to show another.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Lady who talked about no toys in the bath.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Smart, yeah, because we always.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: When they drop the bucket of toys in the bath,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, for fux, I'm going to be here all week.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: The quarter's cold, and they're like, oh what, you know
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the toys outside of the bath too, But it's I
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: don't like when they're really little and you're like washing
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: them down and there's some toys to keep them engaged
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: fine with. But then I didn't even think about not
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: having them in there. So now in the shower, they
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: get in, they wash, they brush their teeth, they're out,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: they shower, we're doing books. And I also I can
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: argue the point too, where it's like, because we're not
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: bathing for fifteen twenty minutes anymore, you get an extra book,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Like we get an extra book time we can lay together.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like reading books. Have a gummy and read
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: the book. It's so funny. I don't condone that, but
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I have a prescription so I can. But yeah, that's us.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: That's just us for another week, perfect beautiful. Anyway, that's
• 43:21
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• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Does that answer her question?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Do we ever answer anyone's question?
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I think it was a serious question from Anna, and
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I did write to her. I said, don't worry. I
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: know we're going to cover this in the next episode.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I just think it's nice that we talked about it. Yeah, Anna,
• 43:36
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• 43:37
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• 43:44
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• 43:53
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• 44:06
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• 44:09
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• 44:11
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• 44:12
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• 44:14
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• 44:16
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• 44:18
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• 44:18
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• 44:21
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• 44:23
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• 44:27
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• 44:31
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• 44:34
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• 44:35
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• 44:52
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• 44:53
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• 44:57
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• 45:00
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• 45:01
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