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THE DISCLAIMER: Icked Out · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your man Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok
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  Speaker 1: for doggets four.
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  Speaker 2: To seven every weekday on Radioreck Oh good, Phil Man.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Yeah, that's how we dody Jay today. Mogi, you're
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  Speaker 3: off tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: I'm off man go down south Man in Queenstown count Wait.
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  Speaker 4: I thought I might do a half day of skiing, skiing, right, skiing, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: snowboarding on Wednesday. Then I meant to be meeting Matt
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  Speaker 4: Heath in his new at a bar, which bar, probably
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  Speaker 4: at the resort. I'm staying it, but actually now we've
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  Speaker 4: changed my mind. He came up with another bar, so
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  Speaker 4: we're going to go. Then Thursday, half day of snowboarding.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's going to be a lot for the kid, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and a lot for me.
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  Speaker 3: But at least you'll come back with the yarn about
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  Speaker 3: how amazing Moggi Mano is at snowboarding.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we've parked that chip. And then on Friday,
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  Speaker 4: a big lunch, long lunch, no scheme se on Sunday
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  Speaker 4: because it's because it's indeed public, more people, you know,
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  Speaker 4: So I just yea a couple of half days. But
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  Speaker 4: I just want to get some great little cold plunge
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  Speaker 4: joints and saunas. One on the river, one on the lake,
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  Speaker 4: a sauna and then you jump into the lake. Holy holy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 5: I like the idea of a natural cold plunge and
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  Speaker 5: I do an ice b Yeah. Like just my partner
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  Speaker 5: did a sauna the other day and that was right
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  Speaker 5: on the beach. This guy was like portable and so
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  Speaker 5: she hit the sauna and then straight into the sea.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah boy, another round, Yeah boy, you should do it,
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  Speaker 4: and then you can talk about it because I can
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  Speaker 4: tell yeah, I can tell. Yeah, I wouldn't be doing
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  Speaker 4: it if it wasn't amazing. It is fucking and.
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  Speaker 2: You feel is it like you've gone for a mean
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  Speaker 2: run and you're like the endorsement.
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  Speaker 4: Super highly energized. Great for a hangover, but yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: dolphins are through the roof without having to go for
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  Speaker 4: a run, but just absolutely feel fucking as brand new
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  Speaker 4: as it's possible.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think it's the same as when you get
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  Speaker 3: up and you just run and go for a big
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  Speaker 3: swim first thing in the morning in the ocean, and
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  Speaker 3: then you hop out and you're.
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  Speaker 4: Like, oh yeah, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not the same, but it's a similar kind of rush.
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  Speaker 5: Like I love that buzz as well. You're staying somewhere in.
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  Speaker 4: Your when you hangover, you know, and you go for
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  Speaker 4: a swim in the ocean, You're like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: you come like I'm brand new, and then you know,
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  Speaker 4: three minutes yeah, yeah, but yeah, no, it's bloody good.
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  Speaker 4: I've done the infrared thing. I don't get that. I've
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  Speaker 4: not felt anything. What is there any benefit to that?
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  Speaker 4: It's meant to be So you stand in front of
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  Speaker 4: infrared light, you have infred saunas and stuff, which I
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  Speaker 4: don't really like.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a dude with a barcode skin of running
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  Speaker 3: it up and down, you up.
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  Speaker 4: And down, you beep, and there's meant to be benefits
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  Speaker 4: for that. But I haven't felt good. I haven't noticed anything,
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  Speaker 4: So I've given up on that.
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  Speaker 5: That's the best way to do it is to do
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  Speaker 5: it makes you feel what.
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  Speaker 4: Makes you feel good, man. So there's gonna be a
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  Speaker 4: lot of a lot of wine.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna be fucking hung over.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be great. I am. It's gonna be I am.
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  Speaker 4: But we're going to be starting early most days is
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  Speaker 4: your missus ski No, she's going to be learning. So
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  Speaker 4: she's getting lessons. My daughter's going to get lessons, and
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  Speaker 4: I I'm going to get listen.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to ask how you write yourself on
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  Speaker 2: the snow.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I rated myself. I could. I used to be
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  Speaker 4: able to snowboard, but then I'm up last year, but
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  Speaker 4: I went up on the last day of the I
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  Speaker 4: went up on the last day of the season, so
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  Speaker 4: it was super icy and I just I told you,
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  Speaker 4: I told you this. Ye didn't know because you try
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  Speaker 4: and stop and you're just getting on ice, and so
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't. It was my first day in many many
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  Speaker 4: years as I was just ship just falling all the
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  Speaker 4: way down. Yeah. So I did one run, we'll call it,
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  Speaker 4: and it was just an absolute disaster. And from that
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  Speaker 4: she would So while I was falling on my ass
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  Speaker 4: all the way down, I hear this voice, how are
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  Speaker 4: you going? And there's somebody on a ski lift who
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know, tell me their phone is out.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what that was, and but I'm wearing
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  Speaker 4: like goggles and I don't know how they knew. But anyway,
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  Speaker 4: that was my name that was tell me fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking but yeah, so this time will be better. But
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  Speaker 4: I'm just sort of thinking in terms of wanting to
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  Speaker 4: be able to enjoy it. But I know it does
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  Speaker 4: take about My brother goes quite a lot of ecause
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  Speaker 4: it takes a few hours. I think he said to
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  Speaker 4: like half a day to get better, but well, to
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  Speaker 4: get back to yourself. But I'm not going to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Big Show days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 6: listening to the Oh sorry, I was listening to the
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  Speaker 2: A home wrecking Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well the thing is too the other thing that's really
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  Speaker 3: unattractive and we'll give my partner the eck is if
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  Speaker 3: you're pizzaing down the slope on a skieze as well.
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  Speaker 4: Is she really good or something?
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  Speaker 2: No, she's just got her someone being gumby.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so if she was.
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  Speaker 3: Watching, like I hate to do her drive by on
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  Speaker 3: a random person, but let's say produce a root from
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  Speaker 3: the breakfast show. If she was watching him try to
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  Speaker 3: catch a ball or something and then he dropped for
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  Speaker 3: some reason, My wife just goes, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: She just gets what about when you you you pulled
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  Speaker 4: up in the four by one hundred? How DoD she
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  Speaker 4: feel about that?
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  Speaker 3: No, she was genuinely like fucked off that I didn't
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  Speaker 3: warm up because that was She's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That was continuing to try. That would have given me
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  Speaker 4: the excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: I still finished one hundred meters squad. Yeah, there's something
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  Speaker 2: and I hate to reminisce on this thing from a
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  Speaker 2: year ago.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't a year ago over, but there's something about
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  Speaker 3: like running down one hundred minutes and then the Nia
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  Speaker 3: Stewart just steaming past.
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  Speaker 2: The Really, you know, it's like, fuck, look at him?
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  Speaker 4: Go chin first?
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  Speaker 2: Are you a bit gumby?
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  Speaker 4: Pugs? Ah?
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  Speaker 2: Just a little bit?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can be, absolutely, But unfortunately I'm with a
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  Speaker 5: partner who is just airs, if not more gumby than
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  Speaker 5: I am in terms of, you know, her coordination and
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  Speaker 5: things like that.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's because my wife's family, like the dad
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  Speaker 3: was a cricket coach, her brother's begging to cricket and
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  Speaker 3: rugby and stuff. Her mum was really sporty, and so
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  Speaker 3: if you bring home a dude who's like I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: tripping over his feet trying to catch a fucking I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know.
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  Speaker 5: But she's instantly like, I'll never forget. And she would
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  Speaker 5: hate for me to say this. But very early on
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  Speaker 5: when we started dating, and obviously she was still working
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  Speaker 5: at the radio station across the way there down here. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: I went over there one day and I was sitting
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  Speaker 5: with her and the other people because I've got friends
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  Speaker 5: over here, and she.
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  Speaker 4: You're over there sniffing around. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was over there sniffing around and like a
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  Speaker 5: bloodhound yep. And then she was walking and her bag
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  Speaker 5: was on the floor right and her foot caught her
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  Speaker 5: bag strap and she did, like the whole like stip
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  Speaker 5: stip stip across the whole office, trying to catch herself,
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  Speaker 5: trying to stop from mint.
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  Speaker 4: Was too much.
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  Speaker 5: And that was very early on in our relationships. So
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  Speaker 5: that gave me a few points ahead. But that I
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  Speaker 5: might bring you don't really care, no, no, but I was.
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  Speaker 5: I knew that I would eventually give her the EX
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  Speaker 5: for something, so it was nice to have liverage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what gives her the man? What gives
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  Speaker 4: her the X?
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  Speaker 2: Have you figured it out? I think if I was
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  Speaker 2: going to give her the it would have happened a
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  Speaker 2: long time.
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  Speaker 5: She was very supportive of She.
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  Speaker 2: Would get around there. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: You've seen her fashion.
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  Speaker 5: She wears a brew, doesn't she She does have she
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  Speaker 5: doesn't wear them enough.
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  Speaker 2: I would say, yeah, I'd like to say more. I
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  Speaker 2: want to I think her it could be like a
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  Speaker 2: man with skinny jeans one hundred percent one hundred percent. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: really Tidy Jay's ones. Yeah black.
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  Speaker 4: I actually had something over the week end and because
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  Speaker 4: I had some old, old skinny jeans, oh yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: they came out of we left some boxes around at
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  Speaker 4: our last house and they got dropped off and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, one pier was brand new, but they were
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  Speaker 4: a size small for some reason, so don't they ended
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  Speaker 4: up with those so brand new with the text on them.
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  Speaker 4: Then another two that had been worn extensively, and I
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  Speaker 4: started trying. I got them up to like halfway up
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  Speaker 4: my cap. I said to that these we can get
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  Speaker 4: rid of these, these are never coming back.
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  Speaker 2: They were not.
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  Speaker 4: Tight jeans.
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  Speaker 5: But then the really used to have the ones that
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  Speaker 5: would like squeeze your calf and then you'd have a
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  Speaker 5: massive drop crutch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what's great.
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  Speaker 3: About the current sort of style is just straight cut ship,
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  Speaker 3: which is so because men skinny jeans had to get
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  Speaker 3: stuff out of your pocket when you be sat down
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  Speaker 3: and around with a phone bulge. Yeah yeah, hog yeah
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  Speaker 3: not really no, hug No what gives your misses?
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  Speaker 2: The has she shown any.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's been a top probably ripping. I don't know really,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's yet because it's not the gross.
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  Speaker 4: It's gross, but the echo is yeah, sort of like
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  Speaker 4: a I don't know, I don't think so well, she
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  Speaker 4: doesn't voice it. She what about for me? It's not
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  Speaker 4: really the it's just funny to me. She's not a
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  Speaker 4: good diver. She can't dive into a pool.
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  Speaker 2: That yeah, she's like a little bit belly floppy hands.
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  Speaker 4: A little too scared to just commit to the dive.
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  Speaker 4: I have said to her, you know, a hot woman
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  Speaker 4: being able to dive into a pool. It's almost like
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  Speaker 4: a comedy sketch when a really hot woman and then
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  Speaker 4: belly flops into a pool.
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  Speaker 2: Because bond.
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  Speaker 3: James bondybe the hot woman like hops and divest doesn't
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  Speaker 3: make a splash.
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  Speaker 2: Where she's belly flopping.
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  Speaker 4: She's so that's pretty funny and we have we ever
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  Speaker 4: laughed at We have laughed about that, by which I
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  Speaker 4: mean I laugh about it and it makes yourself conscious.
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  Speaker 4: But what else?
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  Speaker 1: So that?
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  Speaker 4: And then I think the other thing that is hot
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  Speaker 4: as a woman that can play pool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, quite specific, it's about play pool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good stuff. Yeah, and actually a woman who's
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  Speaker 4: coordinated in general.
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  Speaker 3: I like being able to play tennis against my wife right, like,
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  Speaker 3: we can play a game of tennis and it's actually decent.
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  Speaker 4: You know. I like that? You like that?
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  Speaker 2: I like that pugs.
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  Speaker 4: Do you like it when she checks the sleeper on you,
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  Speaker 4: when even she wants to just gets you in your head,
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  Speaker 4: locking you up.
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  Speaker 2: No, I told her she had to stop doing that.
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  Speaker 4: She checked the fellas. I watched the show last night.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's knowing My usual perspective, you're going to be I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Going to be you're not going to watch it With
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  Speaker 4: my part, I absolutely watch it because I think maybe
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  Speaker 4: it goes so far that it's that it's funny again.
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  Speaker 4: But there's some subvident that I was like, and I'm
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  Speaker 4: dying laughing. But it was a lot of you know,
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  Speaker 4: when there's heaps are swearing and something and I know
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  Speaker 4: they're swearing for the sake of it. Yes, it goes
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  Speaker 4: so much further past that, but it becomes funny again
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  Speaker 4: if and sees from yeah, a cat, I can't. I'll
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  Speaker 4: say it fucking headgehogs and rats what it sounds me.
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  Speaker 4: It's just so crazy. And my wife, who's you know,
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  Speaker 4: if she doesn't have my sensibility, she was she was laughing,
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  Speaker 4: okay against a better judgment, you know, yes, yeah, yeah,
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