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Paul is crowned Miss Entrapatuer & we chat with Brendan "Jonesy" Jones · The Driver's Show

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, the champ is in the building. Here.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: He is the Croatian Sensation, the Croatian Champ, the Entrepreneur
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: of the Year.
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: Give him a random applause.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Body, well done, well done.
• 0:34
  Speaker 4: When the news broke all over the internet and you
• 0:36
  Speaker 4: went viral, I mean, Donna texted me, did you.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: Hear the news? Palvly, my little pavly.
• 0:47
  Speaker 5: I've got an award for him.
• 0:50
  Speaker 6: What do you think it is? What do you think
• 0:53
  Speaker 6: it is?
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: Darling?
• 0:55
  Speaker 5: What you wait? Old?
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: Bad?
• 0:56
  Speaker 5: If I showed Jay words to the ultimate award, you
• 0:59
  Speaker 5: can worry about. If I showed you this, feed me.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: That is nice.
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  Speaker 7: Just thing I've ever heard in my life.
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: So proud of you, little congratulations. Thank you, mate, I'm
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: proud of you.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, thank you, well deserved.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah I know, not that you give a shit about that,
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: but yeah, well done.
• 1:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Well what a fantastic shout of glass.
• 1:36
  Speaker 7: Yes, I don't know what that means. Well the award,
• 1:40
  Speaker 7: Oh yes, yes, thank you.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: It looks very cool.
• 1:45
  Speaker 7: Even though they spelt entrepreneur wrong.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: Did they really.
• 1:50
  Speaker 6: So good?
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: That's so good?
• 1:53
  Speaker 7: The irony is beautiful.
• 1:55
  Speaker 4: Did you are after you accepted the award? Did you
• 1:58
  Speaker 4: just walk back through the crowd carrying the award in
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: one hand and then just pointing to your erection in
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  Speaker 4: the other.
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  Speaker 1: No, I did that. You got over your own self
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  Speaker 1: sense of satisfaction. I did thank you.
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  Speaker 4: In this speech though, Yeah, yeah, you did thank me
• 2:12
  Speaker 4: in the show speech.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah good, yeah, sure that's good.
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: Well it is like that is a lovely award. It
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: does pretty Thank you for coming in with that and
• 2:20
  Speaker 4: wearing it around your neck.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, like roast to tea, But I do Actually.
• 2:25
  Speaker 4: I've got something way better than that for you.
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  Speaker 6: We go.
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  Speaker 1: Way better way.
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: Oh what, ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:38
  Speaker 4: Hey, it's mercher clock manock ladies, Gina's ready.
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  Speaker 7: I love it. That is great.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, it doesn't stop.
• 2:49
  Speaker 7: Oh mug now, holy shit, that is great.
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. This mug is now nicknamed
• 2:58
  Speaker 4: the Furry Cup.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: Like it the driver? Look at this the driver's show
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  Speaker 1: mug and T shirts.
• 3:07
  Speaker 7: I love that. That is fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Now they didn't have a triple extra large for you.
• 3:11
  Speaker 4: Still working with a tent company. I'm trying to get
• 3:16
  Speaker 4: you the Paul Moomoo macpack. Yes, look at that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we can get something organized here. There we go, excel,
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  Speaker 4: I think, so even if it's tired, even better. I'll
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  Speaker 4: take the small.
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: Obviously, Marty, they don't make child size for you. Sorry, buddy.
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  Speaker 7: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: That is great.
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  Speaker 7: Look at you organizing something.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: You guys.
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  Speaker 4: So we're gonna have merch now, by the way I
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: want to do obviously we have to do a massive,
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: massive shout out to Gus from Machines. Plus, Gus owns
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  Speaker 4: this company, and I actually spoke to him. I called
• 3:52
  Speaker 4: him to say thank you for the merch, Gussie, so
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: I did give him a buzz and you know, he
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: gave me some info from the company and like the
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  Speaker 4: people who are making our merch are the best in
• 4:03
  Speaker 4: the country.
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  Speaker 1: This guy isn't actually a merch major country. The one we.
• 4:08
  Speaker 4: Visited a cue a couple of episodes ago. It's just
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  Speaker 4: an old man with some sort of strung together printing press.
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  Speaker 4: But it's yeah, he basically tests giant printers for the
• 4:22
  Speaker 4: biggest companies in Australia like EPSOM and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 7: But it is fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: He's kind of a reviewer as well in a way
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  Speaker 1: at a legend.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you so much, Gus. That is that is great.
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  Speaker 7: So we can. We find his website for people who
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  Speaker 7: are interested.
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  Speaker 4: In I'm gonna say Machines Plus. Look, he's given as
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  Speaker 4: a sweet little catalog, so there will be some merch
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  Speaker 4: coming and in the meantime we're going to post them
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  Speaker 4: out to some peeps.
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  Speaker 7: Excellent.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, machines plus dot com, tod Au, good on you, gus,
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  Speaker 7: little bloody.
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  Speaker 1: Legends, go Gussie. And doesn't the merch look good?
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  Speaker 7: It looks really high quality. You know when you get
• 4:55
  Speaker 7: like stuff off red Bubble and you know.
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  Speaker 1: Read a bubble, what's the Ponti out red Bubble.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a sight we can buy merchandise and you
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  Speaker 7: get it and it's like, oh okay, I'll just wear
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  Speaker 7: my other shirt from it came out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right, oh god, that is awesome.
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  Speaker 7: That's way to wear that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure you can't.
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  Speaker 7: You can.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure your wife Moodies is looking forward to your
• 5:18
  Speaker 4: new bedroom attire. It's just you wearing nothing but a
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  Speaker 4: T shirt.
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  Speaker 7: Just a whole cut out of the bottom.
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  Speaker 4: For the front for that yeah right, ah wow, jeez,
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  Speaker 4: Moodies is in for a treat with that.
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  Speaker 7: Time to be alive. Love it good on you guys,
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  Speaker 7: So thank.
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  Speaker 1: You for that. Gussie. You know, Trevor was supposed to
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: be joining us on this show. He's in Thailand.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's all making sense now.
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  Speaker 7: I always thought he was into a bit of that.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we've got to be very careful. We don't
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  Speaker 4: want another lawsuit. And by the way, me and Trevor
• 5:55
  Speaker 4: have just become besties, so I imagine that he.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Is doing over there. I mean, Trev's probably what's the
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: tang on? Hang on, hang on? Let's see what time
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: it is. What does I say the current time in Thailand? Hey, siri,
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: what is the current time in Thailand?
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: In Bangkok, Thailand? It's four five pm.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: He'd probably just getting up by now, just.
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  Speaker 4: Waking up, going why do I have a strange vessel
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  Speaker 4: and substance around my ass.
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  Speaker 7: And putting on these dice and glasses.
• 6:27
  Speaker 4: Just walking around with it, just walking down the beach
• 6:29
  Speaker 4: with like a bright colored speedo at his dice in Sonny's.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, ladies, boys, let's give him a call. Should we
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: give him a call?
• 6:42
  Speaker 6: I don't mind.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Let's give him a call. See what he's up to.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: Trevor is answering an endless number of emails you call
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: you're looking for voice message. Sadly they didn't have message.
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: After the time. When you have finished.
• 6:58
  Speaker 8: Recording, you may hang up one more options.
• 7:03
  Speaker 9: Hello, Twevor, is me Candy Cane from the store last night?
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: I see you, cookie boy. Listen, I'm wait wait wait,
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: I'm calling from work. Hang on.
• 7:16
  Speaker 9: Okay, mister, okay, you like Okay, Trevor, you need to
• 7:26
  Speaker 9: come back to this store.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: You left your some sort of a Dison head mask here.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: It was your little king. I don't get you, but
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: you're so cute. I like you. Okay, I love you
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: long time. Anything you want to h Sorry, Trevin Advanced,
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: shut up? I love you? Bye bye.
• 7:52
  Speaker 7: Have you any famous people in your phone? H?
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: Like other people I can call?
• 7:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but aren't they?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? You wish Engineer of the Year. Let's see, I've
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: got probably won't call him. You know who I've got, Actually,
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  Speaker 1: you know who I've got.
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  Speaker 7: I've got.
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  Speaker 1: Jonesy.
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  Speaker 4: You know Jonesy from Jonesy and Amanda. Yeah, I could
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  Speaker 4: give Jonesy a call. Yeah, go Jonesy from Jonesy and
• 8:19
  Speaker 4: a man facetiming. Yeah, all right, So we've got to
• 8:22
  Speaker 4: log into this hang on one sad.
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: Hey, how does my microphone.
• 8:27
  Speaker 4: Sound sounding gorgeous? It's like you've been doing this for
• 8:31
  Speaker 4: twenty five something years?
• 8:33
  Speaker 8: Thirty years, thirty three years? And that's Paul there mate.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: How are you thirty three years? Isn't that your age? Gordy?
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  Speaker 1: That's right, I'm thirty three. How did you think I was?
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  Speaker 3: I think you were thirty three?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think.
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  Speaker 3: Thirty five?
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  Speaker 4: I'm still a young boy with a handful of ideas
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  Speaker 4: and a pocket full of dreams.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, Gordy, I just, you know, thirty threts funny because
• 9:00
  Speaker 8: I'm fifty five now. I just I don't feel fifty five.
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  Speaker 8: I don't feel you know, I just you think. And
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  Speaker 8: my eldest son is coming up thirty one, so I'm like, whoa,
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  Speaker 8: that's nuts.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're an active guy. You go surfing, motorbike riding.
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  Speaker 3: You're well, it keeps me honest, keeps me off the streets.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Bikes are good. That's the thing. I think. That's that
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  Speaker 3: that that keeps me sane.
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  Speaker 4: We were talking and the reason why I wanted to
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: get you on because we were talking in the car
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: park every time, No shit, every time Jonesy rolls up
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  Speaker 4: to work, right, he's on a different bike. And I'm
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: not just talking like a rotation of one to two.
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking like every day of the month, like he's
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: just rolling up in like some sort of Harley fat Boy.
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: The next it's someone and I don't know bikes, right,
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: but like sometimes it's like a I don't know, like
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  Speaker 4: a cafe racer looking thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, he's he's got quite the collection. Did you
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  Speaker 4: when were you allway into bikes or are you cars first?
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Or where did it start?
• 10:03
  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 3: I was always in the bikes.
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  Speaker 8: I got run over by one when I was five
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  Speaker 8: in a back laying in Melbourne.
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  Speaker 1: So did Paul. Actually, and that just that's why he's
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: a bit slightly.
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: Really, that makes sense. We're in common Paul.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, exactly. Yeah, No, it could be worse. You could
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  Speaker 7: look like Gordy.
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  Speaker 3: Well it looks great at thirty three, look at it.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Look I look good.
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: I might start a TikTok account and rolling a tape course.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: It's just the world is in front of me at
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: my age.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: Well, you could still be on a kenty to it mate,
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: you've got to thirty six.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Is that right.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: It's the cut off.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, hang on.
• 10:40
  Speaker 8: You know it's sad if you're eighteen into thirty five
• 10:44
  Speaker 8: and if you're at the top end and you're on
• 10:45
  Speaker 8: a ntique tour and you're the thirty five year old guy.
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  Speaker 3: No, let's go down.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not my books. Well take whatever I can get.
• 10:55
  Speaker 7: I want to get the rest of this motorbike.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yes, yes.
• 10:58
  Speaker 8: I run over by a lady on a BMW in
• 11:01
  Speaker 8: a back alley and Idlebert was kicking the footy around
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  Speaker 8: out on the street and I just ran out into
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  Speaker 8: the middle of the road and this woman was riding
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  Speaker 8: a BMW up the road. My father watched it, you know,
• 11:14
  Speaker 8: like he saw it happen, and my brother reckons that
• 11:16
  Speaker 8: he put his cigarette down on the on the fence
• 11:20
  Speaker 8: and walked out. The lady broke her legs, so she
• 11:23
  Speaker 8: was in agony and I was on the on the ground,
• 11:26
  Speaker 8: and I do have this flashback of the rear wheel
• 11:29
  Speaker 8: of the bike just spinning around and Dad hitting the
• 11:33
  Speaker 8: kill switch on the bike and just putting my hand
• 11:36
  Speaker 8: in my hair and feeling it felt like I.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: Had chocolate topping all my hair, but it was all blood.
• 11:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, she's head open.
• 11:42
  Speaker 8: And then I just remember sort of like ambulance hospital
• 11:45
  Speaker 8: and you know, getting stitches and all that stuff.
• 11:49
  Speaker 7: So wow, it is incredible. So who was I'm just
• 11:54
  Speaker 7: curious about who was at fault? How did it all?
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  Speaker 8: Well, definitely me. She wasn't going fast. She was probably
• 11:59
  Speaker 8: going a bit fast for the lay. It was a
• 12:00
  Speaker 8: little back sort of almost like a duney lane in Heidelberg.
• 12:04
  Speaker 8: And so she's probably doing Dad Rickinson like you know,
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  Speaker 8: I say, I tell him about it was about eighty
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  Speaker 8: k's but I was doing about twenty and you just
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  Speaker 8: ran straight. But I literally ran straight, he said, in hindsight,
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  Speaker 8: I just ran straight in front of it. Was like
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  Speaker 8: everyone else saw her coming up the road, but me, So.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, how old were you?
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  Speaker 3: Just say you were five, probably between four and five.
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: And I remember, like dad not being overly emotional about it.
• 12:32
  Speaker 8: Now there'd be a Facebook group and there'd be a
• 12:34
  Speaker 8: tattoo and they'd be a whole bunch of sort of
• 12:37
  Speaker 8: like ah that it'll be all right, run over, I'm dead.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Wowee.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: And so so weirdly that started off I guess as
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: a love affair of biokes.
• 12:49
  Speaker 8: I think, yeah, maybe it's like oblex and asterix and
• 12:52
  Speaker 8: obles being dropped into the potion.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe. But I was very accident prone as a kid.
• 12:57
  Speaker 8: I had a lot of That wasn't the first time, sadly,
• 12:59
  Speaker 8: I got hit by something. I would go on to
• 13:02
  Speaker 8: get hit by three more cops before I was fourteen.
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  Speaker 8: So and the last one was a hit and run
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  Speaker 8: and I was on the pushbike and I just remember
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  Speaker 8: the guy hitting me and I was in the middle
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  Speaker 8: of the road and he just and he was in
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  Speaker 8: this old HT holding and he said, you were right, mate,
• 13:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah I think so, and.
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  Speaker 3: He just bug it off. And my brother goes Jesus
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: and we got it and he said, don't I'm going
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: don't tell mom, don't tell mom. And then I got concussions.
• 13:28
  Speaker 8: I was trying up everywhere and my face swall sawed
• 13:31
  Speaker 8: up like a balloon.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: So their mom came up and she went, what the
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: hell has happened to you? And I said what? My
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: face was just like a melon.
• 13:40
  Speaker 8: And so up to the hospital they had to stitch
• 13:42
  Speaker 8: me here back on I still at the scar there.
• 13:44
  Speaker 8: And it was because one of those things adrenaline when
• 13:47
  Speaker 8: you have an accident.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: I've had a light is how much you can before
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: the pain kicks in.
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  Speaker 7: I find it incredible because if you fast forward to
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: today and all that stuff happened, you would have appeals
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: for Cam, the guy would go on trial. It would
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: just be it'd be a completely different story.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, imagine, and there'd be Facebook groups. I
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: had gunshots too.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 7: So tell me today my wife won't let me ride
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: a motorcycle. Is it today riding a motorcycle?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: How is it.
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  Speaker 7: Different to ten, fifteen, twenty years ago? Because you look
• 14:23
  Speaker 7: at so many distracted drivers out on the road. Is
• 14:26
  Speaker 7: today just not worth taking up motorcycle riding?
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Look, you know what, it's weird. I think it's got better.
• 14:33
  Speaker 8: I think in the eighties that were the bad old
• 14:35
  Speaker 8: days where people didn't there's a real hostility towards motorcycles
• 14:39
  Speaker 8: in Australia.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: There's a real they've been demonized out of the years.
• 14:42
  Speaker 8: And I actually did a show called Temporary Australians we
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: called it that was about motorbikes. But there is a
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: real demonization of motorcycles and I don't know.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Why that is. You got to other countries in the world,
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: people love them.
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: Americans love motorcycles and British love motorsucks, but here there's.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: This real hostility.
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: And I remember once I did a I was doing
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: this thing for the Highway Patrol, a bit of a
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: talk for the Highway patrol coppers, and it was just
• 15:09
  Speaker 8: when lane filtering had been made legal and I was
• 15:12
  Speaker 8: a little bit, not that I was a big part
• 15:14
  Speaker 8: of it, but I was one of the advisors on
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: it with the Motorcycle Council, and this high Light drug copper.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Every time he had another.
• 15:22
  Speaker 8: Beer, he go, it's just stupid on Kildren should be banned.
• 15:26
  Speaker 8: And I said, no, mate, the bike filters through. It
• 15:29
  Speaker 8: actually is safer. Motorbikes aren't like cars. And then he
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: went on and I said, mate, you know what, you
• 15:35
  Speaker 8: just don't like motorbikes and he.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Goes, I hate them. I said, you have a mate
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: that died. He no, I just hate them. I hate them.
• 15:42
  Speaker 8: They look dangerous and that's the thing they do. And
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: you look at it if you embedded a motorbike.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Now, so he.
• 15:48
  Speaker 8: Said, oh, got this thing. It can do three hundred
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: k's per hour. Can't stand up by itself. You've got
• 15:54
  Speaker 8: to put a stand and the only thing you have
• 15:56
  Speaker 8: to wear is an approved helmet.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Do you think you could approve that? Yeah, no worries,
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: there's your approval.
• 16:02
  Speaker 8: There's no way I would approve a motorcycle if it
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: was up to the powers that be.
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: Now, it is so funny you mentioned that because even
• 16:09
  Speaker 7: in some parts of the States, well, we were went
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: I think Iowa for my sister in law's wedding and
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: they would be riding around without helmets because I don't
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: have to ride around with a helmet.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Because I don't want it, because mirror got a.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: Gun and stuff. But it's like, it is funny. And
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: we actually interviewed the head of safety a Volvo just
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: recently and he said the same thing, but about cars.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: He said, if you were to approach the European Union
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: and say, okay, we want to invent this thing that
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: can transport your family that is going to kill thirty
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: thousand Europeans each year, no one would ever accept it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: And it's the same thing with motorbikes. You think about
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: it today, if you just invented this, you'd all go,
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: this is the dumbest idea in the world.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: But it's bloody fun.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: It's fun, and this is how we get out of
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: the thrills.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: This is a weird one.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Do you find it more risky to say, riding a
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: bike on Sydney Roads or melbournee or is there's no comparison.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I think Melbourne. Melbournians are very attuned to motorbikes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: The police down there are pretty they're pretty what's the word,
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: over zealous with motorbikes that like, I remember I rode
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: Mahaley on the flames on the tank and the ap hangings.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I rode that from Sydney to Melbourne.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: I was going down there just to hang out and
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: I got pulled over about five times once across the
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: Victorian border and just and bullshit stuff. Those indicators tell
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: me about those mane, I said, And like, and you've
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: seen the bike, you know, it's it's.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Like it's like it's an easy rider looking bike. Like
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: it's literally Jack Nicholson.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: It's probably a bit more comfortable than his. But and
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: that's not saying because it's not really comfortable.
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: But so I find that New South Wales coppers are
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: good with motorbikes. Like, but in Melbourne you can park
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: your motorbike anywhere. In Sydney you can't pick your motorbike.
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: So it's it's and Brisbane. Brisbane's a whole different kettle
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: of fish. It's almost like in Brisbane they've just discovered
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: a motorcycle.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: What's this thing? What's this part?
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: You know, when I've lived up there, I found I
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: just get cut off every day. Like in Sydney. Now
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: there's probably more. You don't have as many close call
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: like there is a close call. You know, you'd have
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: one I reckon every three days. There'd be one where
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: you think, oh, but you usually see it coming.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: You know, I believe it or not.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Once upon a time, I used to ride a lot
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: of I used to do a lot of mountain bike riding, right, yeah,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: And you know I.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Found that there was a time where I was gonna
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: pick it back up here in Sydney.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I've got some kgs to lose.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: But honestly, I just did not feel like Sydney roads
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: just don't feel like the sort of road you can ride,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: say a pushpike on like it's it's Jesus. There's there's
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: doesn't seem to be lanes and stuff for it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: But there's not many places in Australia with that works.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: And look I don't cycle either because that involves exercising,
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: which I'm allergic to.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: But I love that wa're talking about cycling as we've
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: got three pieces here.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: But yeah, Australia just isn't especially when you compare it
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: to Europe. Australia just doesn't set up for cyclists and
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: I think that is where you get the biggest issue here.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: You get cyclists who are doing what they're legally allowed
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: to do, drivers who are doing what they're legally allowed
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: to do. They clash. You then throw motorcycles into the
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: mix and it is just an environment that doesn't work
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: in Australia and it urgently needs some attention. Well I'm
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: wondering as well, the weather's where you don't want to
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: be riding your motorbike. What does you go to a
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: choice when it comes to cars and that type of transportation.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I always I ride in the rain. I actually ride,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: he does. I don't drive the car.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: I've got a Toda Land Cruise or a ninety four
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: series eighty series which I bought from.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Triple M when I was working this. It's the old
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Triple M Black Thunder, Yes, and I that I really do.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: But you know, you.
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: Can't tell a boat behind a motorcycle, so it's it's
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: very handy, but I'll probably drive that once.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I reckon once a week. Sometimes on the weekend.
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: I don't ride because I figure like the odds are
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: stacked against me greatly. I ride every day in rain
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: and all weather, and so I think on the weekend
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: sometimes I think I'm just going to drive the car,
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: you know, down to the shops or something. But yeah,
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: I just I can't drive a car and Sitney and
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: I can't explain it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: If I don't ride a motorbike, I actually go a bit.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I go a bit crazy.
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: And Keanu Reeves is the thing about He's it's the
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: latest thing him talking about motorbikes.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: And I just totally get it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: I totally get what he's saying, you know, it was
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: what he's It's just it's right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I find it. I don't ride, I don't have a
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: good day.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Is it some sort of an outlet that you know
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: when you're on a bike, you really it brings something
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: out of you.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think it's for me. It's like you never
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: feel so alive when you're so close to death. And
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: the thing is it just it's every meter matters. And
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: I say this to people that take up motorcycling. Every
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: meter matters, every meeting you travel, you have to be
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: with it. There's not a moment where you can suddenly
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: just switch off. It's not when you come into a roundabout.
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: You just got to think, what's this guy going to do?
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: This cab driver's I can see him in his mirror.
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: He's digging around, he's going to.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Do a YouTube. I can feel it, you know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: It's it's that And I find that it's almost like
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: playing chess. And I do actually like riding in Sydney
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: traffic because you can lane filter, so you get through
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: the traffic.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Ten times quicker than a car and it's kind of
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: fun in a way. It's like playing chess. You know,
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: chess can kill you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: You were born, you were born in an era which
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I wish I was born in, or you used to
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: of grew up in the seventies, which I think is
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: the best, one of the best eras in Australia's history.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: So much went down. What about cars?
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Is there is there an era of cars that you
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: kind of go, yeah, that's cool.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: Look when I saw Mad Max and I saw Max's
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: black Falcon the x x B two door.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I just was like that and that that is my car.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Like if I.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: Could, if I was to give up bikes, i'd get
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: one of those.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: But that that was amazing the price of them.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: Now know how much they've gone up, And I almost
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: got I almost bought one. When I started doing working
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: at w S, I thought I should get a rain
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: car in case it rains his car deal and some
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: and he had this old two door hard top sitting
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: out the front for five grand.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: But it was like it was a ship box. It
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: was all rasped and.
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: He has made this, and I was thinking, I don't
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: think it's the ideal rain car my body.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: You'd be Fred flintstoning it down the highway.
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: And it had a it had the three. Now, what's
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: what's the small like three?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: One two? It's a three or two the smaller three? Yep.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: So I had that and I started it up and
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: it was like it was it was the windsor made
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: and it was there was something wrong with it. It
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: was sounded noticed that it five grand and I said, mate,
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: would you take three?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: And he said no, no, mate, these these things will
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: be worth a fortune. And he's right probably worth about now.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: So that's the same thing happened in the motorbike world.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: Have prices for bikes gone up over covid?
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: Look, I've got an old GSXR seven fifty Suzuki, which
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: I bought from a mate, probably back in two thousand
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: and nine. And when I was a kid, my first
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: big road bike was a JES seven fifty and it's
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: a it looked like a like it's an old It
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: looked like a Z nine hundred Karwasaki, that old school unfaired.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Bike with the big chrome pipes and all that sort
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: of stuff. Touch English.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: Then the GSSR seven fifty came along and they called
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: it the slab Side and these things are pretty much
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: a race bike with blinkers, and I remember looking at
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: it going that's that thing's off the hook.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: It's from the future. So a few years ago Made
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: of Mind had a bike shop.
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: He edited in the window and he wanted five grand
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: for it, and I was going to game, but you're
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: going to sell that gsx out and he said, mate, yeah,
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: five grand. Then one day after he had it there
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: for about two or three years, and I said, well
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: as that ges X arega, I go big mouth, what
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: will you give me for I said, I'll give your
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: two grand cash right now, and he said done, just
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: take it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: That was like in two thousand and nine and I
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: had another mate who deals.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: He paints motor's bikes and restores them. He only just
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: passed away to rest them, which is that. So he
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: decided he said, I'll paint it for you.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I'll just paint it. And he never charged me for it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: She said, I'm just going to paint it for you.
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: And so it's in my garage and I did write
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: it to work a couple of times, the historical plates.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: But I'm just ried if anything happens to it in
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: the morning, breaks down, I can't just leave it on
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: the side of the road.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: So it's that thing now.
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: But they recon it's worth about ten grand, so like
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: really it's you know, but you wouldn't sell I wouldn't
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: sell it for ten though, he says, sort of bike.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I like looking at it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: I got on them a shed, I started up, I
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: go for a run and it really is quite an
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: amazing bike to ride, Like I've got a high buster
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: as well, and that thing you get on that after
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: riding that, you go, well.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: You know, it's a different kind of fish. But the
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: jesss are you sit in the bike like the tanks here.
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: The fairings there, You're just sitting in the bike and
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: you ride it and you can feel This thing is
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: from nineteen eighty five, but it still goes fantastic so quick.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: That is awesome.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Would you what movie car would you have? Because he
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: was talking about his Man Max.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Car Deloorian out of Back to the Future.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Any really does a Batman car count?
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: No, probably not.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: You guys are gone the worst cars in the world.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Too big a ship boxes in the that's the Laurean.
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah it is. It is a turd box. In fact,
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: that that docco on John Delorian and now that all
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: went down and how he tried to sell drugs to
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: to the to the FBI to fund the company and
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: ended up going to jail and it all went busted.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Just the story behind it is just amazing.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Didn't they make a feature film around that as well?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wow.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: My choice in cars would be like movie cars would
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: be odd, like just really it could just be like
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: it could be an HQ bloody Jack Thompson drove in
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: some footy coaching movie like.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: The club or something like. That's my movie car.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: You know, Mick molloy in Crackerjack had a two sixties
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Z Datson, and I ended up buying one because of
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: because I love that car.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I love that movie. I love that car, And sure
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: enough I used to.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I used to drink down at that Bowls Club where
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: that movie was filmed, and literally it was a pack.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Of Winnie Blues on the on the.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Friggin dashboard, and I just thought I was the tits
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: rolling up to a bowls club with a two sixties
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Z and a pack of Winnie Blues. But those old
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: boys would drink at like eight o'clock in the morning.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: That would be wild.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Those Dadson's were great, real wheel drive, you know, the
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: like maybe a Datson sixteen hundred and I thing was
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: just off the hook, you know.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: True.
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: I had It's when sus and all that sort of stuff,
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: but it were just it was just nuts.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: It's great cars to modify, too easy to mind. What
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: about bikes? Are they relatively easy to work on? A
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: lot of people work on them themselves, right, Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I do a lot of work online.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: My Harley's I don't touch because I got a kind
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: of a deal with phrases. I do stuff for them
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: and they just work on my bikes, and Harley's are
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: quite easy to work on. The jack bikes are harder
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: to work on the high bust, so I did the
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: valve clearances on that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: And the hardest part about.
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: It is just get into you just taking the top
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: rocker box off the rocker cover, you'd get that off
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: after you're taking the tank and all the other junk
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: aut So it's like this. You just throw on parts
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: everywhere and then when you get to the rocker cover
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: you get it out all right, but getting it back
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: in it's like this Rubi's q.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: You got to you can't put it in this way,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: it's got to go. It's nuts.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: And you look at like the GSXR for example, that
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: when they built the bike, they put the frame and
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: then they put the air field in, and then they
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: put the motor and the Carby's after that. So to
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: get the air box out you pretty much have to
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: pull the whole engine and the Carby's out.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: So to do the carbis so.
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: The worst job in the world because you've got to
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: to get brown the rubber. You've got to have these
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: little Japanese hands and even then.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: So I just left that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: I just let it run. Rich. I just like, oh, well,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: you know that's that's what helped me.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Next time you're next time, Like, oh, I was going
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: to say, next time you're in, I'll see it tomorrow.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: But I was going to say, I really want to
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: see this this land cruiser. I have a thing for,
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: especially old radio promo cars. It's the radio nerdy me
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: And the fact that you have one of those is
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: what's the weirdest sort of promo car that you reckon?
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: You've you've seen or you've had in the in the game.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I reckon Triple Am we did with Club Vegs.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: They did that. They did up a h Z panel.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: Van your way to a listener and it was so
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: good and I loved it, and they ended up it
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: was a big bet, a piece of shit.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: The guy that won it just complained about it all
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: the time. Theations person said, well, look at his and
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: old car. You're just going to have to accept it.
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: But I think in Triple M and Brisbane they had
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: the big oh that big truck, the big Chevy truck,
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: the Triple M rock patrol truck.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: There was this giant you know, the one of the
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: silver The.
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: GMC is the big GMC, big GMC with the big
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: flared guards at the backside, says wide as a semi trailer.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: The thing would overheat at the drop of a hat.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: But I remember going to the gold case Ron Prix
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: and we're just driving around the track, you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: Know, going past, waving out the window, and we're going on.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: This person just goes gasts. I've just gone straight to
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: the floor and it's got.
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: All this smoke and ship out and it was like
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: I thought it was going to die, and I thought
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: we could do a big burnout.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: But the whole thing, I thought we were going to
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: blow up. And that thing was just that was terrible.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: The promo cars, yeah, like we had in these radio stations,
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: fucking amazing. I used to work for this radio station
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: called k Rock in Geelong, right, and they had a
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: they had just like a normal sort of four wheel drive,
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: like the k Rock Thunder or whatever it was.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: But then they had a caravan. Right. It would toe
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: this fucking caravan and it was like the k.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Rock stereo, right, and it was literally a caravan that
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: had been tacked all had been tacked on to make
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: it look like a giant stereo and like the top,
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: like the middle which was the tape deck, would come
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: down and like it would work as a portable studio and.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: The lights would go up and down as hilarious.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Well, the thing was with the triple M lancas I've
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: got now.
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: I was at a gray Gun's cafe on the party
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: Road there and I've looked at this caravan thing and
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: I've got oh my god, that's the triple M Giant stereo.
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: And I asked him, the lady that runs a place, so,
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: I said, is that the triple M Giant stereio? I
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: was just yeah, I think it is, and I just
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: looked at it. So I got a picture of it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: So and I got a I'll say it too. I've
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: got a picture of the land Cruiser with the giant
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: stereo helped up in its full livery. I've got that
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: on I won't do it now, but but it's on
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: the phone. And so I've got that, and I've got
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: my original land Cruiser now. And the thing is still
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: that thing's got, you know, because it never went off road.
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: It never went off on the sand or anything like that,
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: just drove around the streets of Sydney.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: But it's for me.
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: It's it's still at the old phone inside of the
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: old Nokia, like the mounted on the dash. It's it's
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: still at the original Triple M. Joe papers from Bondai Junction.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: I've got that inside it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I must talk to America.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: Well, you could see the signage on the front because
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: it's it's where the paints faded.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: You could see whether the old Doctor Dan is. It's
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: quite it's quite cool.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I must talk to Merrick Watts, right, because he had
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: did you ever hear he did this thing where I
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: don't know it was for one of his promos. He
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: must have had a show on Triple M, and he
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: did a thing called the Carbecue, right, and it was like,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it was, if it was an
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: old falcon you'd or something like that. And then half
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: of it it could have been Yeah, I'm not sure,
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: but like half of it was barbecue, and he loved
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: it that much he ended up buying it, like he
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: ended up buying it himself.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: So it's half car half barbecue.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: I remember seeing that because him and rosso had the
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: two door falcon from two hands, they both owned that.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: But they lost that, as they say in the divorce
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: when they went but yeah, that that didn't be worth
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: a fortune. That car.
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: I was the guy's name, the guy forgot the guy,
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: the actor, the character that played it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: I remember the actor was Dave.
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: Dave, Dave, you know it does voice has and stuff,
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: does the oak milk.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, from Two Hands, the hungry thirsty guy.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hungry thirsty guy.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: I'm going to look it up because it's it's on
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: the tip of my tongue that I was.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: I was watching Two Hands the other day and there's
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: that great scene where Brian Brown, who's like the head
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: of this this this mob, he goes chuck chuck him
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: the keys, would you?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: And he oh, I just got the fucking clutch done.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Chuck him my keys?
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Oh ship, And yeah, that car is bloody stunning, that.
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: Is And that's like a two door falcon.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: I think it's an X. I think it might have
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: been an EX.
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: But I love that bit in that movie where he
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: Ledge's character comes up to Brian Brown and he says
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: to handle where his name is? And he says, oh, guys,
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: I got a bunch of cast here. Do you want
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: to cast here? And he goes, no, I don't have
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: a car. Fair enough, fair enough.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Such a great it's such a great, such a great movie.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Brian Brown is brilliant in that, so good in it Field. Ah,
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: he come they come from that sort of age where
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: that that sort of Brian Brown, Jack Thompson, that sort
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: of break them a rant era, which that is my
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: favorite stuff.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I love that stuff.
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, Brian's good and like I kind of know
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: him now, you know, like we're great mates. But whenever
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: I see him at a social thing, we always have
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: a great chat. And I really like him. He's a
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: really there's no bullshit with him whatsoever. He's not a
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: movie star or anything, but he has every right to
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: pull that. He's been in movies like Cocktail with Tom
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: Cruise and like an American sequel, that FX movie. I
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: don't know if you guys have sawt out. So he
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: played this like a movie star, makeup special effects guy
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: and he gets caught up in broil in this Marfia thing.
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: It's called FX and there was FX one and FX
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: two so that Brian Brown and Brian Denney in it,
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: and it was a great movie.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: He's in another movie where he plays like an Australian
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: kind of like a Richard Branson style character and he
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: SMI dives off a building. But it's a big, big
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: feature film, like it's a big.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Novels that I want to say.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: It's hum and Ben Still or something.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Anyway, anyway, we are I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm going
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: to try and hit you ride in that land.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Cruiser of yours.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll bring it in.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bring it in and I'll bring it in. Well
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: we'll turn it into the new Kiss car. That'd be great.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Thanks, kiss the kiss? What are the what is kiss?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: We're going to kiss? What is an eye on? Yeah?
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: They're they're eyelids. Thank you very much.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: The great you've got you're a company man. And then
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: again I'm thinking, I don't know what the w I
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: don't even know what the w S car is. It's
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: going to picture and Amanda on the side and the
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: petrol the petrol hole goes with Amanda's mount.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: The way.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I was looking for was killing that out?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: All right, mate, Well, listen, thank you for the chart.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Really appreciate it's it honestly means a lot that you
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: come on. And Jonesy asked, what are.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: We going to talk about, and I said, I don't know,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: let's just fucking just talk.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: I don't even know what we talk about most of
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: the time.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Paul said, because I was writing some stuff down beforehand.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: And Paul goes, oh, jesus, are you planning the show?
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: What do you do?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I was trying. Yes, I'm trying to be professional.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you for coming on, mate, I really appreciate it.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Cut out the right time. There we go.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: That was perfectly timed, perfectly times All right, mate, great
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: to chat and talk to you soon. Do you want
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: me to I'll send you the pictures of the thing. Yeah,
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I'll send you those pictures. Yeah, we'll put it up
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: on the socials the pictures.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: That'd be awesome.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Thanks. Boys.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Well, so what happens now with your Entrepreneur of the
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Year does that What sort of doors is that going.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: To open for you? Are you going to walk into
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: the engineering institute that you are currently giving.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: A bad name to enshrined in?
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're giving a very bad name to apparently,
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: according to your brand experts.
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: My understanding is I can go up to any building
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: and demand access rise.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: They haven't given you the key to the city.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: No, Well, the award is the key to the city.
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: You put it into any lock and it opens.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: You're standing in line at like revolver in Chapel Street
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: and you just walk, you know.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Entrepreneur of the Year.
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: Bitch spelt wrong. Get out of the way.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Get out of the way.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: There it's some man with face tattoos and dreadlocks as
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Esus Christ.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: It's the Engineer of the Year. Entrepreneur of the Year.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Fuck Donna, he's ready for you. Hey, we should read
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: some feedback.
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: Yes, oh, we actually got one today, do we one?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: We have a listener.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: I'm going to read it out.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: Come on.
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: So this is from Irena Lloyd.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: She said, review this.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: Guys, and when you click on it, it is a
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: car from my home home country. It is called the
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: You Go You Go. And the joke, Yeah, the joke
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: was that you would buy a bicycle from a store
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: and get a free you Go. That's how ship they were.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Look at the ad. Oh my god, look at that
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: wheel bend. That wheel actually bent.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Anywhere New York City.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, then you go, get in your you Go.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: You can go up into the mountains, down the mountains,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: upper mountains.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: You can blow snow or cocaine, like that boy with
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: the red beanie horses running with the horse. Fucking there's
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: boot and horse. Wow, you got more freedom for less money.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Ounds like it sounds like two Croatian men trying to
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: be polite.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You go, oh no, no, you go, oh you go,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: oh no, you go. So the thing with this, I'll
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: do that for far too long.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: By the way, you go, I will open the door
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: for Pable when he's walking out.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: You go.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: The thing with this car is they tried to sell
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: it in the States, and can you imagine how that went?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: There's an I reckon.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: There's a Simpsons episode based on this, because he goes
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: to a He goes to a Homer goes to a car,
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: and I'm sure it's like, this is the biggest selling
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: car in Russia.
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: Come on, don't forget to put it in h.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: She'll got three hundred heck there so on a single
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: tank of kerosene.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: What country does this come from? It no longer exists.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: But take her for a test drive and you'll agree,
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Zagreb put it in h.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: I would love to review one of those. They really
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: are a staple back back home. It is the go
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: to for just affordable transport. Yugoslavian hard work went into that.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I agree. You know what we should do. Get in
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: touch with us on socials.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: If there's a car, like an absolute crazy ass car
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: that you want Paul and Idle review. Maybe when we're
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: in the same city together, right, let's do that. Yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: no you go, no, no, no you go. Okay, let's
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: do that and I reckon, we'll have some fun with Actually.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: You are listening to this and you owner, you go
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: get in touch with the because I would love to
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: have a little steer. Please you go again.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: This is from OLLI get Ollie, Hey, hurry up with
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: the episodes. When I drive the two hours to see
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: my girlfriend, I listen to your podcast. Oh this feels weird.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I'm reading this and I'm not making it up. By
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: the way, it's a legit thing. I listened to your
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: podcast because Gordy is as funny as fuck. But I'm
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: sick of listen. But I am sick of listening to
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: your episodes on repeat. Dead Set have listened to all
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: your podcasts about five times. Legend whenever Gordy talks about
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Donna fucking crack up.
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: Well, I want to just a slight sidetrack from that,
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: why does your girlfriend live two hours away?
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And why listen to us?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: If I was on a two hour drive to see
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: my missus, I'd rub one out.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't do it.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: No, This is another one from the DMS pure Ol
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: humor aside. Great ep today. It flows and sounds a
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: shit ton better when you drag little Pavlo out of
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: his engineering dog dungeon and sit him in this studio.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: Legit one of the best episodes. Great work, thank you.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: If Paul's last comments about that this is from this
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: is from Goran Gordon drives a you go, yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah you. If Paul's.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Fucking my own jokes backfiring, If Paul's last comments about
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Tesla or anything to go by, it's going to be
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: a bagging now that he's successful and can afford fuel
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: for his thirsty raptor. Meantime, I'm getting a shitload of
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: texts from Jonesy.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: He's just said series that's cool, okay, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: Can you believe, just very quickly, can you believe that
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: they used land cruisers back then? Because if you did
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: that today, that would be the equivalent of the radio
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: station spinning like one hundred and fifty grand.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on trailer back there. Then that's that's fine. That's fine.
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: Isn't that fascinating? They probably got it for free as well?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Not are not any more? Man?
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Radio was I swear I want someone to and I've
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: thought about riding on myself. I'd love like a TV
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: series like about radio. Australian radio in the nineties and
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: early two thousands was wild shit, like I could tell, like,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: you know, what's that Wolf of Wall Street stuff? Throwing
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: dwarfs all that, right, Like I see some stuff working
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: with Kyle and Jackie. Oh today I saw they did
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: a segment which was Pay to Be Gay, and they
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: had a straight guy come in and a gay guy
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: come in and it was, hey, two hundred and fifty bucks.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: For two hundred and fifty bucks, would you strip off that?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: They said, that's the gay guy. Get naked with the gay.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Guy, and so he did, and then for an extra
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: five hundred bucks, would you hug?
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: I could sleehere, this is going right, yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: And he did for I think it was an extra
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: five hundred bucks on top of that, So he's up
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: to like seven fifty for an extra five hundred bucks.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: So for twelve fifty kiss. He did not do that, okay,
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: he tapped out, where does.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: I know we're not talking about cars anymore? But who
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: says that's okay? Like as in when they when a
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: producer comes up with that idea, who do you go
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: to when the building and go okay, well that's fine, they.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Go, yeah, it goes through many people, goes through many
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: a lawyers and very like, we want this shit tomorrow,
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: explore every avenue and they have to do that avenue.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Before we explore all this there. I'm not even kidding.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: There is.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Like big red.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Gloves upstairs that are like the really thick rubber ones,
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: and so they can hot.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: They need to hold the mics. Producers need to hold
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: mics in nooks and crannies and stuff so you can
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: get there the audio to air, you know.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: Like, oh so when that stuff is recorded, No, no, it's.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Live to air. That's get the best possible sound, like
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: you want to be able to hear.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's so interesting.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: So imagine that's your job. What'd you do today?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: I held a microphone up to some guys nutsack cool. Anyway,
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: thanks thanks for the feedback on the recent stuff.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Merch.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: We should send some stuff.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Out yes, definitely, we should definitely send some stuff out.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: We could do it in two ways. Yes, we could
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: do this to the the ogs who have been five
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: stars nice comments, hitting up our dms every week. Send
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: them a little something something. Or do we send it
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: to the haters like that fucking speed guy or whatever,
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: or Daniel. And by the way, I think I know
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: who Daniel is. Paul won't let me say who it
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: is because Paul probably knows him.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: But we'll stop right there. I love the concept of
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: sending stuff to haters, but they won't give us their addresses.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: I don't because that'd be pure I don't want Yeah,
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: that would be.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: Pure human Jesus, Dear drivers, Joe, I'd like to make
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: a complaint. This could go in for far too long.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: I'm workshopping it in my head.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: I can tell sorry to shut the fuck up.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: You're doing no service to your brand. As head of
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: the Engineer's Committee, I'd like to put in a complaint, Paul, what.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Are you doing with your brand?
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: Once upon a time you wore those Rivers slacks with pride.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: They were given to you when we inducted you in
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: the Engineering Hall of Fame. Oh what shame you bring
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: to those suede shoes. And as for that little boy
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: you work with, he looks familiar. Has he been in pornography?
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: Me and my friend Ralph used to sit down and
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: watch used to sit down and watch me for ages
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: as you were, as you were? What's your brand?
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: You?
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Purial facts?
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: Oh jesus, anyway, please do get in touch?
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: Is what do I have to do to get one
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: of them fucking T shirts?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: Contact at the Drivers Show dot com today. You was
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: our email address? Oh yeah, what did we decide? Send
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: us an email?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Please rate, subscribe, give us five stars.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: We don't have many. This is just a sample pack.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: We will be getting more from from our good mates
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: at Machine Plus. But there's a few people that have
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: hit our dms and they've been on their podcast from
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: day one, so maybe we'll send them something.
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, send us send us a note on
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: Instagram like a.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Dm D yep. That's the engineer of the ye.
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: I just know you want some merchants, something funny and
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: if it makes us laugh.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: If we read it on the show, we'll send you something.
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: If we read it on the next show, you guys
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: will be getting some year Paul's pig shelving some white
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: powder in the billy.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the billy?
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: The ik bookshelf. We've already gone over this a thousand.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Times a year.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Song the fact that you made your award winning office
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: look like a tape classroom.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Not that I know. I've never been.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Much. I flunked out a tape, but anyway, whatever, Send
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: us some ship, that'd be well, Send us some ship.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: We'll send you some shit. I've got beats of the week.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Can I get out of here? I love you,